Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 5 August 2026

Episode Date: August 6, 2026

Crises on the high seas. And surprise! They're both brought to us by the Dimwit Donnie Derpdustrial Complex.  Humiliation in the offing in two separate federal courtrooms for Nitwit Nero's bottom-of-the-pickle-barrel pettifoggers. Victory in Michigan and Mike Rogers thinks all those Browns look alike. 

The password is sanction. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin, with America's only liberal transvillit elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this fifth day of August, 2006. This is the horn. Head on dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tube. That also happens to be where you go

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And so, again, thank you to those of you who leave us a remark or review, a comment, and thank you so very much. Someone said the other day, or just in the last day or so, I love this podcast, I learn something new every day. And that just made me smile. Thank you so much for that. And, well, if everybody who downloads the podcast left a comment on each podcast,

you know, the algorithms would not. But anyway, thanks, thanks. If you're listening live, though, I'm awfully glad to be in your good company this Wednesday afternoon slash evening. And over at the aforementioned Mary Wacky Zaney, Ralps and New Jersey, Nick are awaiting your arrival. Hi, Ralphs. Hi, New Jersey, Nick. It's good to see you in there. Heck, I'm in there, too.

And we will get three hours of cussing and discussing in this evening. That's no doubt about it. And, you know, notwithstanding that, because, you know, I've got one, I've got one side of my cans on, and the other side is listening just in case the golden one needs me. It's been a very busy day. got up early ran over to ran over to

my daughter's house where Annette is a doggy sitting and picked her up brought her back over here and she took care of some things here then we ran another errand and then ran another errand and then I dropped her back off, came back here

kind of good but it was a lovely day and it was and the errands were necessary and but for those of you who are concerned and who have asked yes the golden one is just fine we've been having just a lovely time we've we've been playing ball he has a hard chewable It looks like a baseball, but it's big enough that he can't cause him any problem. He can't chew through it. There aren't many things in this world that he can't chew through. So we play ball and we romp around the house. And then when we're at our leisure, he jumps up on my bed.

And we have chomping romp. And he gets his little snack. and then it settles down right next to me, and I tell him how a good boy he is. Because he is, he's the very best boy. And he loves it, and I love it too. So, yeah, that's the busy life of your humble hostess doggy sitter. Yeah.

Hi, I'm Roxanne. We're at midweek, nominally prayer meeting Wednesday. and well there he goes the juvenile delinquents are up and running there she goes not five minutes in minutes in talking about how her cans are positioned

family radio robin damn it how's the golden one secret replacement you know the darker puppy well that's who that's who is being puppy sat over down in the settlements and the little flupy snoodle, who is not the golden one's replacement, how dare you even make me read that out loud,

he has exceptional and exquisite hearing, and he can hear every word I say. And he's, by the way, I'm clocked in, and it shouldn't be clocking out until about 8.05 p.m. or so. But the little flupy snoodle is very good, although being a little one, she's maybe 14 months old, she has a little sibling rivalry going on. And so if I'm petting her golden big sister, she gets really strident demanding to be petted and adored in her own right. It makes it easier when I pop over there because the little golden one one,

can come and sit on my lap. Yes, she's a full-size golden retriever, but she insists on sitting in my lap because that's how we started. A little tiny ball of golden floof and just sat on my lap. And then the flupy snoodle will go over and cuddle up on an ed's lap. And it works out. But the golden one.

here has my heart. Absolutely. So there, the juvenile delinquent number two. Well, now, where do we begin? Oh, well, I know where we begin. Every program here at the horn begins with gratitude, and this

program is no different. Micah calling this celebration Wednesday, by the way. But thanks go out. our fifth day of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal

so that means thank you ever so kindly Cecilia said love love love your history lessons oh I love doing them too and I'm glad I don't bore you or anybody else to tears when I do them because well what's mentioned as Shakespeare said what's past is prologue I was on the phone

with Victoria earlier today and started history nerding and apologized and she said the same thing. No, no, Roxanne, please go on. I love it when you talk about things you love. So I thought that was sweet. Thank you, Cecilia. And thanks as well to Kenda down in Springfield. I thought of you, Kenda, earlier, when I went looking for reviews of the chicken strip chain, Huey

Magoos because we're going to be getting one of those soon they're slowly building it over back behind the dominoes and in front of the embassy suites that we will eventually have down in the settlement and I'm not particularly

excited about it I felt like a hamburger row there in Fayetteville needed a needed another chicken place like a tank needs a kickstand but I looked it up and more and behold

the review came in it was coming in that I saw came in from the general Springfield area Canada and like I said I thought of y'all and oh the reviews were not impressive so that's not to say I had any enthusiasm, but if I had, it would have been decidedly tempered.

Thank you to Kevin in Colorado Springs. Thank you so much. Thank you all for being partial sponsors of the program to give you an idea of where we are now. The fundraising deficit is at $14.10. $90 short of an entire unfunded week. But this is Wednesday. So that means that we are, let's see, Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday, Thursday.

We are funded to, we're funded $10 worth of Thursday. So that means we've got, let's see, we've got $590 to go to finish the month of July. and be fully funded for July. And it would be great if we could catch up to some degree with some of that today so that I can pay bills. The fine folks at Appalachian Power, whose grid tends to run under the bed like a terrified chihuahua trying to pass a peach pit every time there's a peal of thunder. Well, they want their money. And they want a lot of it. Yeah.

So, like I said, if we could knock down $590 today, $10.59 at $10, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. You sure would help. It definitely would help. Now, as to, let's see, the last two passwords were, deadline, both Tuesday and Monday, unless I missed something, and I've been watching, Max Miller, alleged toddler beater, insists on remaining on the ballot up in, or over in, Ohio. And sadly, I know nothing about

his Democratic opponent. But Jesus, I should... It'll say a lot about Ohio or that particular district in ex-urban Cleveland, Ohio. If they send that disgusting chud back to Congress. By the way, just a quick update for those of you who didn't see it,

I posted something last night right before I went to bed, and of course it triggered a manly, masculine man of manliness. But I had said on the program yesterday that I would not be surprised, given the fact that he has no fucking neck, Max Miller, and that he wears shirts that look like they're made of some space-aged saran-wrap plastic stretched across his torso. And given the fact that he allegedly broke the collar run of his two-year-old daughter, and then there's no allegedly about it, he put out a naked picture of his two-year-old in order to defend himself against charges of abusing her and her mom. So he's got a rage problem. And lo and behold, there it was.

I was reading up last night. I think the story was from the BBC. Now, let me see if I can call it up here. Because, you know, well, here at the horn, we are so far ahead of the curve. It's like we're on straight road. Yeah. And, oh, damn it, I didn't mean for that to happen. There it is, yeah, from the BBC.

And here's the relevant paragraph. I've got to find it first. Ah, here it is. Emily Moreno also, it's the BBC. Emily Moreno also alleged that Miller had used illegal drugs, something the congressman acknowledged in his interview with CNN. N. The last time he used illicit substances was several years ago, he said, adding that he had also used testosterone replacement therapy. I wonder what he was replacing the testosterone with. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. Testosterone replacement therapy, which is legal when prescribed by a licensed doctor.

So, your humble hostess was correct again. He is in fact one of those tea juicers. He's 37 years old. He doesn't need testosterone, but, well, he's a member of a cult that says that, like the DUI hire, Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, who says, Oh, you got to maximize your manliness and take some extra testosterone so you can be extra double plus manly. But as we've noted on this program previously,

taking exogenous testosterone particularly in its injectable form. And by the way, it's a fad, it's a big fad among the menfolk these days because they've been

so berated by big pharma and and the commercial gender-affirming care industry. Because remember, it is gender-affirming when a cis guy takes testosterone so his neck can disappear. But other things disappear, too. So, no, that series, I can't remember which platform it's on. but

Billy Bob Thornton plays the lead in it Landman is the name of it and I guess here in three or four or 12 or whatever years because it takes forever to get a new season out we'll get another season of Landman

but the very first episode shows a slightly naked Billy Bob Thornton from the side uh um jamming a needle full of testosterone into his hip and injecting it so that he can have a little pep in his step

yeah well apparently Max Miller and other members of the cult of Orange Jesus do the same and so I couldn't help noticing that Well, Max Miller, manly man of masculine masculinity manliness, well, he's exhibiting signs of testosterone abuse. His hairline is fleeing like the Confederates fleeing, and of course he no longer has a neck. and if he stays on it long enough oopsie

he won't be able to produce the little Wigglers anymore so he might wind up only having the one toddler whom he has alleged his collarbone he allegedly broke and who by the way in photographs

appears to have a hand print on her little toddler shoulder trigger warning sorry and he can expect his testicles to shrivel to the size of raisins.

But he'll be manly like Bobby Kennedy, yeah. And just like Whiskey Pete Kegbreath. And who can deny how manly those two manly men are now, right? Yeah?

Uh-huh. So, in fact, and by the way, testosterone is on the list of scheduled drugs promulgated by the DEA, meaning it is deemed to be dangerous. And apparently it was dangerous to his two-year-old daughter. So keep juicing there, Maxi. Uh-huh.

Oh, well, sees. And by the way, when excess testosterone turns into something called dihydro testosterone, and that's what's making his his own hair run away from him and also probably well dihydro testosterone also is terrible for the heart one of the reasons men

tend to die before women and well if whale head dead bear brain worm raccoon penis lamprey is out there jamming it into his butt We can look for whalehead, dead bear, raccoon, penis, brainworm, lamprey

to not be around a real long time. It's already taking a toll on his face. It looks like a baseball glove that's been left out in the rain and then dried by the sun and left out in the rain and dried out repeatedly. But he's masculine and manly. I don't know if any of these chuds have a bona fide, genuine. actual Tuckio Rose Carlson testicle toaster, but I wouldn't be surprised if they

if they do. But I just wanted to get that little update out there because, well, your humble ostus sure can call them. Yeah. Leah in New York says he needs testosterone. Call the Maga Gender Police. What gender does his birth certificate list?

He needs to be. examined every time he uses a public bathroom. Do you really want to do that to anybody? Do you really want him to... No, no, no, no. Oh, no. God. Lee, I don't know about anybody else, but well, there went my post show snack. The phrase Max Miller Naked

is enough to make certain things... slam shut like a door in a horror movie mm-hmm but

I understand your point and so let's add this in Ralph's just sent this along well in regard to the confirmation vote for Todd Blanchie the

silver-tongued pettie thogger who got his client hung out to drive for 34 felonies. Of course, he had help from now U.S. Circuit Judge Emil Beauvais accent grove over the E.

Accent grove over the E as well as counsel for the parking garage. That's right. Alina, habana, habana, habana, havinna, havinna. Reverbo always tells me that that one never gets old. I hope it doesn't.

But Ralph's in regard to Todd Blanche's confirmation said, well, if Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski vote no on Todd Blanche and John Federman also votes no, then J.D. Vance would have to vote yes. The only way J.D. Vance gets a vote, though, is if it's a 50-50 tie. So, well, let's see, there's 52 maggots. Because, well, Moscow Mitch is still MIA. So that means Collins, Murkowski, and Federman, if they all vote no, that's 52 minus 3, that's 49. And J.D. Vance doesn't get a vote unless my ciphering is way, way off.

And there's a possibility yet, unless I didn't see it today. Dr. Cassidy of Louisiana might also vote no, so that would take it down to 48. And there's no way that J.D. Vance or Jimmy Dick Bowman or whatever his name on his birth certificate is, it could do a goddamn thing about it. So let's keep those fingers and toes crossed.

Huh, Ralph says, I started to watch the Marvels movie, and it got so weird and strange that I stopped. I'm not sure I... I'm not sure I'm even familiar with that one. Although I do have one thing to watch this evening after the program's over. The final episode of Season 2, and it's been a long time, and I guess this is the end, the end. but the final episode of Tokyo Vice with one of my very, very favorite actors, and that's Ken Watanabe.

I always think of him as the Japanese Gregory Peck. He looks a lot like Gregory Peck, and his demeanor is similar. I think I know how it's going to end, but I don't know for sure. So where does that... Oh, oh, oh, I know. Discuss, yeah, sanctions.

which also is tied in with discovery. So, as we've mentioned before, nitwit Nero's pettifoggers are caught up in a bit of what our friends across the pond might call a sticky wicket. Because assuming that the grand old bebe, the BBC, would fold like a cheap suit over a... billion dollar lawsuit by nitwit Nero. He sued the BBC down in Florida, duh.

He thought that would be a friendly forum. And then he ran into a buzzsaw or reality, or the actual law of the United States of America, because using the laws of the United States of America, the BBC, the British Broadcasting Corporation, sought the aforementioned discovery. This is all, Jesus, you took your juvenile delinquent pills today, didn't you, Jeremy?

Does Japanese Gregory Peck sound like, just like Fat Dead Limbaugh as well? Just asking. Don't you have work to do or something? No, he doesn't. No, I'm not going to assay Ken Watanabe. but I think one of the finest roles he ever played was the commanding officer in letters from Iwo Jima. Damn, great movie. But anyway, back to the suit.

The BBC sought discovery of all kinds of financial information, because, of course, a $10 billion loss of, it, well, that's a substantial chunk of change. And the people of the separate realm of the United Kingdom might not take kindly to, because, you know, you have to pay a license fee to have a telly over there in Mother England. And they might not like their money being used to pay off a petulant, measmic orange toddler.

And so all along the way, the BBC has been going hammer and tongs at Nitwit Niro's petty foggers. And lo and behold, on July the 27th, U.S. magistrate judge Enhalike Lett signed an order that told Nitwit Niro

in no uncertain terms to hand over town. tax returns, ownership documents, and financial statements that go all the way back to January 2023, because that's the date Nitwit Niro, or the date that the BBC aired a documentary about January 6th, which Nittweet Nero was butt hurt over, because it made abundantly clear. just how big a commanding role he played in the domestic terror attack of January the 6th, 2021. Reminder, this is the only program you can tune into where we will actually describe January 6th, 2021 as the domestic terror attack that it was.

All kinds of domestic terrorist organizations involved in that, you know, the oafkeepers and the proud boys and the free. percenters. The Oafkeepers, led by Stuart. You'll shoot your eye out, kid, Rhodes, because, well, he did. So that July 27th order said that nitwit Niro's petty foggers had to turn over those tax returns, which, of course, the two words tax returns give Nitt Nero the turtle squirts. and magistrate Lett said that the first tranche of production was due within 10 days of July 27th.

That would have been August the 3rd, and that more documents have to be produced on a weekly basis going forward. Well, actually the date would have been August the 4th because you don't count the date of the order. So, having burned through those 10 days on August 3rd, here we go again, his pathetic pettifoggers filed a... Well, okay, August 3rd, the pettifoggers for Trump asked to count lawyers for the BBC, like, would you be okay like doing a voluntary like extension on the like, you know, the documents, you know? And the BBC's lawyer said,

oh no, old fellow, I'm afraid we can't. Well, it's just something we're not able to do. And it's a bloody shame, you know. And so with that no in hand, there went to pedigoggers off and running back to the U.S. District Court, U.S. District Judge Roy Altman saying, what did they say?

We know what they said. Emergency. Emergency. Emergency. Just like in Hogan's heroes. Certifying the motion, his pettifoggers said,

this motion is like, in fact, presents like, you know, a true emergency. The BBC's native could not be more transparent, to wrongly exploit this litigation for its own political benefit? Okay, let me back up and read that without the stupid voice. The BBC's motive could not be more transparent to wrongly exploit this litigation for its own political benefit.

What is the political benefit of the BBC? Is King Chuck going to hail the lawyers before? four with prone and get out his royal hooses and whack each one of them on the shoulder and say, I duff the sirloin of beef. Dub the sachma of Armstrong, count of Basie, quarter of two. What? as you know the suit is not quite a year old and he's butt hurt because in the clip that the BBC used

they didn't use his language where he said I want you to march peacefully and patriotically to the capital and hang Mike Pence I added the hang Mike Pence part and so in the ad damnum clause he said he had suffered harmed the value of my brand, properties and businesses. And Magistrate Lett said,

well, you know, I mean, fellas, you put it in the pleading, so, you know, the BBC has a right to access to it. They really do. And said that the subpoena, Duke has taken, was more than, more than, Typical.

Magistrate Lett said, considering the trust's relationship to plaintiffs alleged damages, the information the trust possesses is relevant and material to any damages analysis. And did you notice the magic word they're the trump revocable trust? Mm-hmm. That means that he can dissolve the trust at any time, and Daffy Duck-like begin screaming, Mine, mine, mine, mine, it's all mine.

I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm comfortably well off, I'm socially secure. And that revocable trust has most, if not all of his business assets, according to the pleadings in the court file. So if we look backwards to July the 21st, six days before the entry of Magistrate Let's order, well, his pettifogger said, ha, we've got him. We can get him out of this. Uh-huh, sure, you bet.

And said, Oh, like, your honor, what we're going to do, we'll no longer seek damages for financial losses or harm to the Trump businesses. We're only seeking reputational harm damages. Problem is, the ad damnum clause still says, $10 billion.

And so it was. was it yesterday, screaming, emergency! Emergency! His pettifoggers ran off to the aforementioned Judge Altman and said, can we please amend the complaint?

And at present, the amended complaint is under seal. But under Rule 72, they filed objections and it replaced the express allegations of economic harm to Trump's brand value, businesses, properties,

and future financial prospects instead of identifying reputational harm as the alleged compensatory injury. And so that having been done, the BBC's lawyer, Chuck Tobin, said, you know, you really can't separate his businesses from his public image because the entirety of his being turns on what he claims to be the success of his businesses. So Judge Altman has, until tomorrow, to grant the emergency!

And if he doesn't act on the order, then nitwit Nero's lawyers have to turn over the aforementioned records. or deal with Judge Altman when he says, All right, fellas, oh, look here. I'll be darned. There's that pesky little Rule 11 again. It's sanctions time, boys. And this one's going to cost you.

Trial's been scheduled for February 2027. I'm guessing he'll fold like a cheap suit before then because the BBC isn't backing down. And they also want to depose nitwit nero under oath can you imagine I mean we've got footage

out there of nitwit nero and depositions in the past you know there was a whole lot of excuse me excuse me excuse me with his imaginary squeeze box daddy's got a squeeze box he wears on his gut

never mind that's a rotten thing to do to the who but now now with his brain as far gone as it is, it's, even the spirochetes are beginning to starve up there.

So, watch this space sort of situation. I guess, I guess I could be accused of burying the lead. A big deal last night in Michigan. As Abdul El-Sayed beat the APAC candidate Haley Stevens, it's damned well huge. And some people saying, some people,

that Abdul-Elsaid defeated the Death Star. Also, Ken Klippenstein referring to the victory, El-Sayed's victory as an earthquake for the Democratic Party Old Guard. We will have to wait to November to find out if it was an earthquake or the opening of a giant crevasse. But still, he noted the irony here is that Obama actually won the 2008 presidential primary by less than El-Said, just half a percent of the popular vote. This is a massive defeat for the Democratic Party old guard and an affirmation that the new crop of outsider renegade candidates are the people's choice. continuing

He said Chuck Schumer Nancy Pelosi Governor Gretchen Whitmer Basically the entire Democratic establishment endorsed Haley Stevens A textbook Party

Stooge For her to still lose Is a repudiation And humiliation Of not just Stevens But the entire political Death Star behind her But of course

The real death star Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb A PAC And interesting Just providing a bit of

background for me. Thank you to Joy in Ann Arbor for this reporting from Michigan. She said, it's mind-blowing to think that Abdul apparently lost southeast Michigan, but won conservative Dems in Western Michigan, and conservative Dems in the UP, and that's Upper Peninsula for the non-Michigan, non-Michigan,

the geographically literate among us, including yours truly. And the conservative dem farmers in the mitten, joining liberal Ann Arbor and liberal Lansing. I can't recall seeing a Democrat do well without Wayne, Macom, and Oakland counties, mind-blown. But Joy also noted, in a sobering moment,

I love El-Sahed, but I'm afraid the seat is lost even if Stevens had won the primary. Rogers is a Republican icon here, even though he lives in Florida, and all they need to do is whip anti-Muslim fear, they already started this today, and the seat is theirs. I will hope otherwise, of course, but I try to be a realist these days. But God, winning without Southeast Michigan, just doesn't happen. And so it falls to Haley Stevens,

to not be butt-hurt and to rally around. Among other things, Debbie Dingle said that she would go to the winning sides party and call for Democratic Party unity the minute the results were in. I have not heard Haley Stevens concession. I hope it was not bitter and hateful. But here's the reality. A-PAC will now pump a... This is a complicated political science term.

Shit-fuckton of dirty, filthy, rotten money into Michigan. In support of Mike Rogers. Who will, of course, bow and scrape and crawl and roll over on his back from a belly rub. for a belly rub from an organization that supports genocide in Gaza. So we shall see. Meanwhile, it's apparently scared to living shit out of Nitwit Nero, who ran over to tripe social and triped madly away the following.

Wayne County, Detroit, and Michigan is one of the most corrupt voting areas in the United States is not the world. Now, bear in mind he's commenting on a Democratic primary, and he, of course, is a goddamn shit-eating. Republican. It is strictly third world. Well, there's that. There's that classic nitwit neuro racism again. I'll go through the rest of this and we'll find out if he calls it a shithole too.

Including more votes being cast than there are voters by a lot. That's just a lie. Therefore, the communist who is not like in Detroit is potentially in vote counter. trouble. The radical left socialist has a real shot and don't discount all those fake mail-in ballots that will surprisingly show up at the last moment.

He's talking about ballots that were mailed, say, the day before election day and are completely within the law. But, you know, the U.S. Postal Service doesn't have the ability yet to hypercast them to the clerk's office.

Get ready for another rigged election. In November we must vote for Mike Rogers and make Michigan too big to rig. God bless America President DJT. Of course, I think there's still a well, he ain't gonna

make it. My money is still on January the 21st, 2007. But, you know, it could happen any day. That little piece of plaque, just

breaks loose and Q-face free Thanadar is gone Micah points out to me and that lady whose opponent tried to get her kicked because she wasn't using her dead name one I'm damn proud of my state I like to think I'm more optimistic than joy

well you know it's the lesson of primaries Micah vote with your heart in primaries and vote with your hat in November. Fortunately, in your case, both have aligned.

So I presume that Abdul al-Sayyad knows that he has got to go down into southeast Michigan and campaign his butt off. And you know what? Gretchen Whitmer has a moral obligation now to get out and stump and beat the bushes for Abdul al-Sayyad as does every member of the Democratic Party

in Michigan suck it up buttercups and maybe this will be a lesson to Democrats that you take a Pax coin at your

fucking peril you know I got to thinking about it I have never lived in an America in which the Israel lobby has not exercised an outsized outside on our body politic. Never. From the moment I was born, that's a long time.

And so maybe there's a new day of freedom dawning if we can get a Democratic majority and start telling A-PAC to go and pay. the blood-sodden sand of genocided Gaza. So November 4th, three months, well, four months, basically. Four months for the campaign. Jesus, there's only four months between now and November 4th. I think I just felt a shiver pass over me.

And it ain't political. It's entirely climate a lot. January 21st, George and Corscold asks, what's the significance of this date again? That is one day more than half of nitwit Nero's turn, so that if he were to resign or become permanently disabled, I would argue he already is, or shuffle off this mortal coil by means natural, that would mean that would mean that Jimmy Dick Bowman would become the president, of the United States, and would be eligible to run for two terms of his own, potentially creating a scenario where, for the first time since FDR, we have had a president for more than eight years. That is the dream scenario for the JD-Agg. Oh, dear God, math death, you're right, Bill of a Rick. It's only three months until the election, less than 90 days away.

Yeah, September, October. Yeah, I was counting November. You know, I can't trust, I can't be trusted the cipher. So there we are. Glad somebody caught me. Three months. Three months, and then we're back in propane season. Jesus Christ. I need to get back out into the sunshine again. Let me talk about that earlier today.

Maybe a lake trip, you know, a picnic basket. Some yummy sandwiches. Ice cold pop. That could be nice. All of them from Benson to Whitmer are behind El-Sayed, says Flavio, the first paragraph of Stephen's concession speech. It doesn't sound butt hurt to me. I want to congratulate Abdul El-Said on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He's a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander.

I'm proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election. Good for her. Good for her. There needs to be a blue wall in Michigan, 50 feet thick. And honestly, I have not been that familiar with Abdul-El Sayyad, not having heard him speak much, but Joy sent this along. they are remarks from Abdul El-Sayyad speaking in 2007

at the University of Michigan's commencement. Ohio people, bite your tongues. This is a, joy says, a magnificent piece of oratory. For each commencement ceremony, a member of the graduating class is invited to present remarks to the entire class.

For today's event, a committee of students, staff, and faculty, has selected Abdul El-Sayed to address the audience. Mr. Syed came to the University of Michigan from Bloomfield, and today he will receive a Bachelor of Science degree in Political Science and Biology. He has achieved university honors in every semester, has been an angel scholar, and is a member of Phi Beta Kappa.

In addition to his outstanding academic accomplishments, Mr. El-Said has been a starting defenseman for Michigan men's lacrosse, vice president of the Muslim Students Association, and has volunteered in medical clinics and as a science tutor. Following graduation, Mr. El-Sayed will enter the medical school of the University of Michigan to pursue an MD and a Ph.D. in epidemiology. Abdul, we congratulate you on your success and future career, and we invite you to address your fellow graduates.

Now, before he gets started, just a quick question. Has Mike Rogers ever been the recipient of any similar accolades? Just asking. Thank you, Dean MacDonald. Like any true Michigan man, I'm always eager to spread the good word about Michigan. A couple of weeks ago, I was asked to serve on a panel for high school students who wanted to learn more about the college experience here. As I prepared my spiel on how you have a better chance to get into med or law school from Michigan,

on how this university is easily the best in the Midwest, on how Ann Arbor restaurants trump all others. And last but not least, if all else fails, how BTB is up until 4 a.m. Local caller. I got to thinking about my experiences here. What I really wanted to communicate was why I love Michigan. Now, why do I love Michigan? I came to one prominent conclusion, seven-month winters. I wanted to put a finger on what this university means to me. I mean, Michigan is the

only real college experience I and most of you have ever had. Think with me now. What would college have been without packing into these seats on crisp Saturday afternoons to watch our boys in blue? Just obliterate. whoever it was who wasn't lucky enough to be wearing the winged helmet. What would it be to walk between classes and not see your upper level biology professor jamming it up on a harmonica? What would it be without the fishbowl? Actually, I can answer that one.

You probably wouldn't have wasted a sum total of about 30 hours of your life, just looking for a computer. And then, I thought about the real reason a student comes to a place of higher learning like this one. Thursday nights. But education is a process of transformation, and I realized I love Michigan because the person who's leaving here today is better than the one who came. And I know that extends to you, my fellow graduates as well. So back to my story.

I gave my spiel that day, and all was well and good, until one kid sitting in the back, he raised his hand and he asked, bro, what's this Michigan difference they keep talking about in the commercials? For lack of anything better, I said, well, classes and commencements at Michigan start ten minutes later. That must have appeased him, because he'll be here in the fall. But besides a great advertising ploy, what really is the Michigan difference? It was back to deep thought for me. Is it the sum total of knowledge that you and I might have gained in lectures, labs, or discussions?

Is it the fact that we're now more qualified for X, Y, or Z job, or that we've passed step one on our way to becoming doctors or lawyers? Is it the fact that I can now add two more letters to my name, which, by the way, are BS? Obviously, none of these are the Michigan difference. And no, the Michigan difference isn't in the classes or the papers we've written or the tests that we've sat through. It's not the faculty, the administration. the facilities, or even Ann Arbor.

Excuse me. The Michigan difference is us, the students. It's in the diversity of names, faces, stories, and experiences with which we decorate this great place. It's in the time that we've spent in self-assessment, self-improvement, and thought. It's the questions that we've asked and those that we've answered. It's the care we've shown, the people we've helped, and the passion that we have that defines us. Moreover, it's the fact that we're about to go out into a world that absolutely needs us. It needs to hear our stories spoken loudly, to consider our opinions, and to engage us in discussion.

It needs us to ask you questions, to answer when it beckons, to show them. to show that we care and to give it mercy, compassion, and love. It needs us to help those less fortunate. But most of all, it needs us to spread that contagious Michigan passion that has come to define us. It's that we have the audacity to believe that we can change this world. And that each of us will. that my fellow graduates, University of Michigan, class of 2007, is the Michigan difference. And I'm humbled to have been a part of it with you.

Go Blue. And that was 19 years ago. And in the interim, he hasn't just been hanging around doing nothing. As Flavio points out, he has an amazing. incredible stellar curriculum we tie having led a student mission to Peru at Michigan founding a student organization that raised money in coordinated community service for local free clinic a Rhodes scholarship to attend Oriel College Oxford where he completed a doctor of philosophy and public health

in 2011 doctor of medicine degree at Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons oh dear God that scholarship was funded by Paul and Daisy Soros the count on that to be slung like thin mud for the next three months and he didn't get a medical license

went into public health epidemiology work which should serve him in good stead if Mike Rogers who by the way has a B.S. from Adrian College and his claim to fame is to be an ACAB.

Flavio adding pretty sure Dr. Cassidy doesn't have a curriculum in detail like that. Yeah, well, he'll be out of the Senate when Abdul Al-Saiad gets there. And just, Ohio people, just look past the bandwagoning, you'll be okay. Breathe.

Those of you are fans of the Ohio State University. Lee notes, loving all Michiganders, that includes the Timmy's, the people too timid to drive the Mackinac Bridge, signed Lee, I've never been to Michigan. I have, I've been to Jackson, Michigan. And I've flown through the Detroit International Airport a couple of times, and I've even been through the trippy tunnel. The weirdest piece of architecture I've ever seen in an airport.

It's got a warning on both ends and a button that people prone to seizures can use to stop the trippiness of the trippy tunnel. It connects two concourses. And it's like, I don't know, I personally think they should play Grateful Dead music when you're going through it. I don't know if it's even still there. That was a million years ago. Yeah. But I have a feeling that he'll be ready. for Mike Rogers.

The question is, is Mike Rogers ready for him? Well, like I said, the juvenile delinquents are all fired up and ready to go this evening. Rhee Abdul El-Said, Brother Deacon Asa, saying, well, of course you haven't heard many of El-Said speeches. Most of them are in

Arabian. Gnar. Gnar! You're going to make me pull this program over, you and your co-delinquent Oh, okay. Well, I didn't, I'm sure Joy knows. I just didn't know what BTB was. Flavio lets us know. BtB burrito in Ann Arbor is like burrito as big as your head in Madison, Wisconsin, open until 4 a.m. Apparently, every great college town needs a burrito joint these days.

And, you know, if you get a chance, if it gives you an opportunity to stay away from a corporate chain, all the better for that. So I thought apparently El Saeed is ready for the fight. He posted on social media El Saeed did. And I guess this was

during a speech earlier. And by the way, he has the full-throated support of the UAW, which is a big deal in Michigan. Mike, he said, addressing Mike Rogers. Mike, I'm going to say it right now. I know you're going to say no because you're a coward.

Five debates. all right. By the time we're done, you're not going to have a safe quarter from people holding you accountable for what you've done for them here in Michigan. We'll send you back to Florida. Ooh, bringing the high heat. He just called a retired member of the Federal Bureau of Investimogation a coward. Good. Keep doing it. Hammer him. Call him the chicken shit that he is. And by the way, in case anybody was wondering, yeah, A-PAC is going to dump, I wouldn't be surprised if they dump a billion dollars into this.

Because Mike Rogers is a full-throated supporter of any genocide, any war crime, any crime against humanity that Israel wants to commit. Well, the battle is joined. Lead on McDuff and cursed be he who first. cries enough not B TV Jeremy B T B T B as in boy B TV is the FAA designation for Vermont's own Burlington International Airport well thank you I learned something new every program but B TV I guess it's burritos that big I'm guessing like I said I'm not Ann Arbor literate but no I mentioned I've been to Jackson Michigan and one of my best friends got married up there One of my favorite wedding stories stood up in a bunch of them.

We were all, and the priest was really, really, a classic Irish Catholic priest, and he told the groom shortly before the ceremony, "'Near David, I want you to know that should you be getting cold feet, there will be a Porsche, a 9-11. waiting right outside the beck of the church. It'll be fully fueled and ready to go, and it'll whisk you away to Detroit, to the airport. We all laughed.

And so we stood there through the praying and the standing, and the kneeling, and the kneeling and the standing. My daddy plays dominoes better than your daddy plays dominoes, and all of that. Until finally, the do you take this woman and do you take this man, were completed. At which point the priest, this is absolutely a true story, reached behind him,

referee-like, flipped the little switch on his wireless mic. This was a big church. Turned his mic off, leaned over, looked at my friend and said, oh, lad, the parcia is gone.

Click. I now pronounce you, husband and wife. It's kind of hard to keep a straight face at that point. Later on at the reception, the priest cornered me and said, Oh, now, are you a good Catholic boy, lad? And I said, no, no, Padre, I'm not. And he said, then what in the devil is a good boy like David doing running around with a heathen like you?

I said, well, just lucky, I guess. And danced the night away and got up the next morning and drove away from Jackson, Michigan, with one of the most whopping headaches of my entire life. Oh, that was a Catholic weddings. You really can't beat them. It's not like a Southern Baptist wedding where the reception features a great big bowl of Southern Baptist alcohol-free wedding punch, you know, the one where they mix the orange juice and the ginger ale and dump in a thing of rainbow sherbet and then forget to put in the rum and the bourbon and the gin and tequila.

Yeah, that was a very, very, very, very long time ago. Summer of 1990, I think. Whoa. Yeah. We talked earlier about nitwit Niro and his BBC lawsuit problems. He also has a $10 billion lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal, also filed down in South Florida. Somehow or another, he just keeps filing these suits in South Florida, but can't get the judge he wants, saline cannon, you know, that

legal well, that brand of banished cane upon the judiciary who sits down there in South Florida. Now in this case he has U.S. District Judge Darren P. Gales

who issued a stay earlier today and froze all evidence gathering and the story that the Wall Street Journal published about nitwit Niro's birthday letter, you know, for Jeffrey Epstein, where the line drawing of a naked woman has as her pubic hair, his signature, may every day be another wonderful secret. The Wall Street Journal reported on it.

Back in June, the Wall Street Journal filed another motion to dismiss saying, his case should be dismissed again, this time with prejudice, and they argued that again today, at which point U.S. District Court Judge Darren P. Gales put a freeze on all discovery in the case. And lawyers for the Wall Street Journal said, well, this complaint followed, the amended complaint, because he's trying to amend the complaint again, because his lawyers probably made the same dipshit not quite into one,

not haven't even taken the LSAT's mistake that they made in the other Florida court. The Wall Street Journal said the amended complaint is woefully short of proving that the journal knew that its reporting was false. And that's primarily because it isn't false. He did send the birthday letter. He is a pedophile. He is a sexual predator because, of course, that was proven in a civil court, a United States district court, Judge Kaplan in Manhattan, and has gone all the way to the Supreme Court and been bounced like a big rubber ball. The Wall Street Journal said, the amended complaint only bolsters the conclusion he can never prove the journal knew the filing was false. Plaintiff tellingly does not dispute that resemblance because he cannot.

because the birthday book had a letter, you know, the birthday letter in it, and when the journal reported on it, they described it with precision because they knew what would be coming. Plaintiff tellingly does not dispute that resemblance

because he cannot. And then the Wall Street Journal dialed the heat up another notch filing for its legal fees under anti-SLAP laws, the strategic lawsuit against public participation that exist both in Florida and New York. This lawsuit brought by the President of the United States subverts this principle, namely the First Amendment.

And so, no, Nitwit Niro doesn't get to depose rupee. Granted, I might have actually coughed up the ducous. for the pay-per-view on that one. An 80-year-old deposing a 95-year-old. I don't know how many PT breaks they'd require. And one dares to hope that Judge Gales will, in fact, dismiss the complaint with prejudice, which will then create a little bit of precedent

for the other U.S. District judge down in Florida to do the same with the BBC suit, and again award attorney's fees so much losing so much damn and we're almost to the halfway point

of the program goose eggs are a hard thing here and we need to get a little just not even a full miracle just a little taste of one underway um

1410 is the deficit that 590 is what we need to raise to finish July, five days into August. And the clock is all, the clock's a ticking. And bad things can happen when the clock ticks. And apparently Mike Rogers didn't enjoy his primary victory last night. He didn't have a fierce contest. He sort of, what, breezed through it. And Rogers is in fact, and if you were wondering, this is the shape this campaign will take.

Rogers is a full-on, absolute, no questions asked, full-tilt-buggy, piece of shit. He wrote after Abdul al-Sayed won his primary, and this is a quote, I spent years hunting tourists and bringing Osama bin Laden to justice. Never in a million years did I think I would be running against someone who believes America deserved 9-11. Hey. Well, Abdul El-Sayed has never said anything even remotely resembling that fact or that assertion. His political hoax and dreams would have longed. since been dashed had he. His political ambitions would be deader than those of Graham Platner.

You know who did say something like that? Hassan Piker. With whom Abdul El-Said has unfortunately campaigned and Piker has campaigned for El-Sayed. And I guess he's big among the progressive Democrats. It was back in 2019 when Piker on his live stream said that, well, the United States was not innocent when it came to 9-11. Later on, sitting down for an interview with Chink Yugar, oh, Margaret. And he said, oh, yeah, there you know. And by the way, the reason Hassan Piker became so big in the broadcastosphere, so fast,

Well, Chank is his uncle. You know, young Turks chank. He told Uncle Chank that, oh, yeah, my remarks were inappropriate. But the larger problem is that, well, Mike Rogers has an, they all look the same to me problem. I killed a lot of muslins over in the Afghanistan. I was hot on the trail, Osama bin Laden.

Who are? Yeah. Let's just take a quick. Pete because serving as the Horn ad hoc Mike Rogers Research Committee, Ropes sent me the wiki on

Mike Rogers. Let's see. He served in the United States Army from 1985 to 1989. Hold on there for just a dang minute. 1985 to 1989.

Hell, Osama bin Laden was our buddy back then. Remember? That would be the days of Ronnie Raygun when he welcomed the Taliban to the White House and called him freedom fighters. May even if memory serves have compared them to the founding fathers of the United States of America. Or was that the Contras? Hell, it may have been both. It was Ronnie Raygun. And then Pappy Bush.

hunting Osama bin Laden By the time that Bush War II started he had already been started his political career having been elected the Michigan State Senate in 1994

got a second term in 98 and in 2002 he went to the Congress the House of Representatives so no he didn't have a goddamn thing to do with hunting Osama bin Laden

bringing Osama bin Laden to justice. My achin back. Well, you know, we're a good white boy like Mike Rogers is concerned. A brown guy is a brown guy is a brown guy with all due apologies to Gertrude Stein. Oh, dear. He's the same age as me. Ew. Oh, just in case anybody's wondering.

He's hoping to ride into the Senate on a. a promise that he won't try to change Michigan's constitutional amendment that protects legal access to abortion. Yeah, he'll just let the Nittweet Nero administration do that. He also is one of those

drown the government in the bathtub types. Yeah. I don't know how it'll play with Michiganders, but he opposed the construction of a new bridge between

Detroit and Windsor, Ontario. Born and raised in South Detroit. Oh, wait a minute. We have a fundraising deficit that's monumental. South Detroit is Windsor, Ontario. In case anybody from Journey is listening. And then earlier this year, he bent down and gave Nitwit Niro's orange toe a good suck.

when daddy said that he wanted to keep the Gordy Howe International Bridge from opening. Oh, well, that'll help Daddy's trade war with Canada. I guess I'd expect something like that for a guy who lives in Florida. Gee, I wonder him and Tommy the Tuber neighbors or something. What is this about Florida people being able to run for office and states that ain't Florida. Well, that's your Republican Party for you.

He's barked and grunted about open borders. I'm sure that he absolutely adores the goons from the ice and the CBP. He supports the genocide in Gaza saying, well, it is very short-sighted and politically naive to walk in and say, we're not going to allow Israel to defend itself. Yeah, Israel defending itself against 30,000 or so children, infants, babes in arms. And, of course, he also hates the queers. His real home is in Cape Coral, Florida, just saying.

And from Flavio, I was going to mention Hassan Piker, guilt by association, but Hassan Piker wasn't the only one who said that. How about Gore-Bidall? How about Howard Zinn? How about Gass, Bill Moyers, Ed Al? or how about Ward Churchill? Remember Ward Churchill? I remember Ward Churchill, Flavio.

Of 9-11, he said the chickens have come home to roost obliquely or paraphrasing-ish. What, Malcolm X? But the problem is Malcolm X and Hassan Piker aren't white. Bill Moyers was

Howard Zinn was and Lord knows Gorgh at all but Hassan Piker is from the other extreme and

among other things he thinks that anybody who doesn't just hate Jews all Jews is that a god damn Zionist oh well meanwhile Dave Weigel over at samifor said the

Hassan Abdul transitive property on display Rogers says he's running against someone who believes America deserves 9-1-1 and here's the problem with that there are bells you can't unring a bell and every good trial lawyer knows that they'll say something they know will draw an objection and other side says objection and the judge says sustained and then tells the jury the jury will disregard which merely encourages the jury to regard it it's going to be filthy it's going to be dirty and we're just i pity honestly i pity the people in michigan because they're going to be just over overcome or overwhelmed by a filthy tsunami of racist and xenophobic filth.

And it just doesn't matter. Did you know that Abdul Al-Sayyad's grandma and grandpa are white people? Yeah. But, you know, scary muslin. Well, that's helpful from the Detroit Metro Times headline. Thank you, Ralph. Michigan Senate candidate Mike Rogers campaigns. from Florida as a carpet bagger

as carpet bagger questions return you keep using that term although honestly I resist the term carpetbagger you know where carpet bagger came from it is a rather shameful

term from the post civil war south and is a term used to describe people who in the wake of the Civil War came south to try to assure, to ensure the new supposed rights granted to Friedman. Growing up in Alabama, I heard plenty in elementary junior high and high school about, and this is a term,

carpet baggers and scallywags when in fact many so-called carpet baggers were there to try to make life better for Friedman not all of them there were con artists but it was part of the deep-seated hatred

by the white southerners of reconstruction and they never gave up. They kept at it until the election between Samuel Tilden and Rutherford B. Hayes, they got thrown into the Congress, at which point Southern states said, okay, we'll vote for Rutherford B. Hayes, as long as you end Reconstruction and let us go back to denying the rights of our people. So that, thank you, Jeremy.

We're not a goose egg anymore. Thank you so much. We are down to 14.05. You know, just 58 people kicked in 10 bucks. We would be done with July, and that's a big deal. Two stories from life on the briny deep, and neither of them are good. You can well imagine that life aboard ship in the Persian Gulf, hot, miserable under the conflict that Nitwit Niro and BB Netanyahu started. Before February the 28th, ships transited the Straits of Hormuz in and out and back and forth.

But now, and I don't think we hear that much about it, but in a story from U.S. say today that I ran into yesterday. Well, bad things, man. Bad things. Because public health experts have noted that having

ships at sea just sort of bobbing around and not going anywhere, it poses a rather grave risk. Contemplate these numbers. Since nitwit Niro, and Bebe, Psychobibi, Kaskase, started their filthy illegal war.

More than 1,500 ships have been idled in the Straits of Hormuz or near the Straits of Hormuz, and that is no one's fault but the United States and Israel. And if ships don't move through the water, well, the ocean is a, living thing don't get me started the whole planet's alive but the ocean being a living thing has living things that tend to cling to the holes of ships that aren't able to be maintained

or cleaned and so the scientists who know about such things oh scientists we don't listen to scientists anymore we listen to people like whalehead dead bear raccoon penis brainworm lamprey Jesus. But scientists have said that

since these ships come from all over the world to the Persian Gulf and go back, that there's a dangerous likelihood of a super spreader event being brought on by invasive species. Whether that species is a marine animal or some sort of microscopic critter, a fungus?

Over at the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science, Mario Tamburi told USA Today, if you had to sort of design a worst-case scenario, it would look a lot like this. It's a perfect storm. And what he pointed to in particular is that with the idle 1,500 ships bobbing around in the Gulf and entrance to the straits, well, once they start moving again, they'll start moving those species, those organisms,

and hence the worst-case scenario, hence the perfect storm. microbes, algae, colonizing the parts of the vessel below the water line. I'll bet our buddy Tom and Sunny San Rafael knows a little bit about this. Metal ships hulls have to be scraped for barnacles. Do we remember the pandemic? Now, I know. I know, just as sure as God made little green apples, and if you eat them, you'll get a bellyache and the turtle squirts. that all the maggots and the people who want to pick their teeth with their toenail clippings

and rub their gums with ardvark antifungal and drink raw milk and take bleach enumas. I know they're not at all, and they think that Dr. Fauci personally engineered the COVID-19 virus. through gain of function testing. But what we suspect, and it makes a hell of a lot of sense, is that the origins of the COVID-19 outbreak, SARS-CoV-2, do we remember, we remember, happened when species that never meet each other in the real world were crammed together in close quarters

and had no natural immunities to various pathogens that the animals carried and dealt with more or less without a lot of issues. Well, guess what? It's kind of like that in the Persian Gulf right now. And there is no CDC to speak of anymore. What do you like a glass of raw milk and a shot of test? testosterone in your butt. After 10 days, just 10 days, so that would be March the 10th. Once a ship doesn't move, just 10 days, the organisms on the whole reach what scientists call the rapid growth phase.

The USA Today article says, These organisms, when introduced to other ecosystems, can cause a wide array of consequences from out-competing, native species to damaging infrastructure to oh look there it is introducing pathogens harmful to marine life and sometimes humans

Dr. Tamboury said the whole thing is unprecedented and says that of those 1,500 vessels sitting alongside the shores of the Persian Gulf well he said they could

harbor organisms that arrive in the Middle East waters, which is the Strait of Hormuz, Gulf of Oman, and Persian Gulf, and then adapt to other areas that experience extremes of seasonal changes, you know, four seasons parts of the world, putting at risk similar ecosystems like those in Southeast Asia, in India. Singapore, Dr. Tamburi pointed out, is it particularly? particularly high risk. These shouting from the rooftop stories.

Oh, dear. Dr. Tim Burr said that these organisms can withstand extremes. They're tolerant organisms. Well, that's nice. No, not in this way. They're tolerant organisms, which makes them good candidates for invasions

when they go to a new location. Big things, little things, deadly things. I mean, take, for instance, and just for instance, the lionfish. Now, in the Pacific Ocean, where they originate, and they're a beautiful fish. They got these big spiny fins and multicolored, and the spines are venomous, by the way.

All it took, and of course it originates in where else this problem originates in South Florida, where maybe a hurricane struck and somebody's aquarium got splattered and the lionfish got into the water or maybe somebody just got tired of taking care of their fishies and took them out and dumped them the ocean. I actually read up some on lionfish because I'm a nerd and aquatic scientists think, well, okay, first,

there is now in the areas off the Florida coast, the Gulf of Mexico and down into the Caribbean, a dangerous infestation of lionfish. Dangerous because, well, while in the Pacific, there are fish that prey on lionfish, they have no natural predators. uh in the atlantic the gulf in caribbean and in the course of a lifespan of lionfish they will eat tens upon tens upon tens upon thousands of native uh fish species and the native fish species have

no defense whatsoever it's kind of what happens when you fuck with evolution i'll bet dr fouchy was the who dumped the fish in that, yes, Jesus. But now, the Caribbean is infested with these things, and there's an open season on them, and divers go down and spearfish them. Because there's no limit, and apparently sushi bars love them.

The flesh is tender and delicate, and you just have to be careful when you're cleaning them to not hit one of the spines because that apparently hurts like, and this is a complicated medical term, fuck all. And that's just from six or seven errant lionfish. And hence what Dr. Tamburi said. Those organisms can withstand extremes.

They're tolerant organisms, which makes them good candidates for invasions when they go to a new location. Oh, goody. Consider the neutria. Nutria is sort of like a giant water rat, and they have infested lakes in, I think, Louisiana and Texas, maybe as far as Mississippi and Alabama. They're not supposed to be there, but oh well.

And so people are out there actually trying to call the nutria population. Jesus. So if, in a few years' time, people start dropping dead. And, you know, once these things go to India, go to Southeast Asia, go to Singapore, they'll get here.

Especially if they, if they jump, if the diseases jump to humans, and guess what? It'll be late 2019, early 2019, early 2020, all over again because we don't have anybody

who's interested in. in stopping the stopping pandemics and in fact there's a guy at the Department of Health and Human Services who says well what we need to do is drink

a glass of raw milk and develop herd immunity that evil stupid fucker gotta despise him but that's just one of two stories from the briny deep.

The other, well, when last we checked in with how we're fucking over the United States Navy, but hey, all of y'all can get some testosterone shots if you're over 30, just ask Max Miller. They're great! I'm surprised the motherfucker doesn't win him.

Oh, and, And by the way, thank you, Steve in New York. Thank you so much. Steve jumping in to help out and help finish off July. We are now down to 1395. Thank you, Steve. Thank you so much. Thanks to all of our contributors and subscribers.

Thank you. So that means, what, all of Friday. Oh, let's see, Wednesday. All of Friday and $195 of Thursday. So $495 and we're done with July. Sometimes it's hard not to reach that conclusion, George, out there in Corsegold. Screwing the pooch. Humans are a cancer on this beautiful planet.

We weren't always. We weren't. Blame sedentary action. agriculture. I mean, granted, they had their problems, too. They were probably like the orange people on that Star Trek planet. But Volgroves hungry. Now, like I said, when we last checked in with how

Nitwit Nero and the DUI hire and Hung Cow are fucking the United States Navy, my father's beloved United States Navy, our concerns were with the sailors aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford because of things like toilets that wouldn't flush and running out of food and things like that. But hey, I guess we've got another problem with our vaunted nuclear carrier fleet entered the USS Abraham Lincoln. Wasn't it the Lincoln that was maneuvered into position just outside?

I shot of San Diego, wherein George H.W. Bush landed with his padded crotch flight suit on and declared, mission accomplished in a run. They tried to kill my daddy. Fooks you to them. Wasn't that to Lincoln? I could be wrong. But to use a complicated nautical term, shit is going south aboard the Lincoln. It's been nine months at sea. She has been nine months at sea and has been five consecutive months in combat operations. And oh look!

Shades of the Gerald R. Ford. The crew of more than 5,000 are dealing with moldy showers, food shortages, and a severe lack of basic supplies, things like toothpaste, soap, and derotorant. Yeah. The crew

are working excruciatingly long shifts next to no days off and that is a situation that people who actually know and care about the Navy say is a recipe for unintentional fuck-ups

that can have devastating consequences. Bonnie York is cited in the story from MS now. Her stepson's on the Lincoln and probably felt real pride to be assigned to such a vessel. Bonnie York said the morale is not good.

Apparently the ship's doctor or therapist said they need to hit port soon or people are going to start losing their minds. They left home port in San Diego the sailors aboard the Lincoln in November of 2025. Thank you, Ralph, serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Mission Accomplished Committee. It was the Lincoln.

Yay, my memory. They left San Diego in November, and they have only made ports of call for two days of liberty off ship. They had a brief port call in Guam, good times. I remember Roger telling us about the coconut crabs. It was Guam, wasn't it, Roger? A brief port call in Guam in December, and they did not make another port of call

until the 7th day of July when they pulled into another little hunk of paradise, Oman. At that point in time, they had been at sea for 208. consecutive days. Conditions on the flight deck are hazardous to say the very least. Another individual, an old salt himself, whose son is aboard the Lincoln, said, I've seen holes worn through the flight deck itself. Now, over at the 5th Fleet, some maggot spokes creep there said,

well, that's not true, the deck's been properly maintained, who are. but we have run over 10,000 aircrafts over 8 months and so Gerald Ford style family members are reaching out to the media to say that their loved ones aboard ship are

telling them that once again the toilets don't work and every spring at Faber College the toilets explode the laundry facilities are broken for weeks. There are extended periods without hot water. Back in April, photos made it into the press showing paltry meals that the sailors aboard ships said were inedible. Now, of course, the DUI hire said,

that's fake news. Stick some more testosterone in my butt. on the double mister and another family member Nicole Conrad said her son has described days when showers were locked down and said when it came to chow they got a half a cup of rice and two tortillas and Nicole Conrad who is pissed said go visit if you want to sit here and you want to say that Trump has taken care of the soldiers go yourself then she said, and this is an important point, she said, I voted for him. Oh, well, there's those leopards eating people's faces. I voted for him. But he put our nose in a war we shouldn't be in. Another Navy veteran with a son aboard the Lincoln, because that's how it goes in the Navy.

Well, it's how it out goes in the military. It becomes a family thing, generation unto generation. Brett Snow has a son on the Lincoln. And he said, the relentless pace, no brakes, ripe for accidents. This is one of those moments when I wish my dad was still with us. I'd love to show him this story and just ask him, what was it like for you aboard CV-9, the Essex? because in those moments when his untreated PTSD would catch up with him, usually involved a few beers, he would begin to scream and he would talk about the unbearable weight of the headphones on his head as he stood a day-long fire watch.

in addition to being a in addition to manning the boiler he also served as a fireman and the tears would begin to come down his eyes down his cheeks as he described the horrifying pressure of those headphones of the era

they were heavy and they were tight and it was hot and not a man among that cruise didn't feel some degree of horror, especially below the water line. Or you couldn't even see what was going on,

where my dad was. But they did their jobs. But at that point in time, the Navy did try to make an effort to at least send their vessel steaming back to Pearl because that was a Navy that understood that the crew had to have a break

if they wanted to beat global fascism, in particular the Empire of Japan. And so my dad had happy stories, too. To the end of his life, he said that he never had better butter than what they took aboard when they made port in New Zealand. Yeah.

He also said that he got to the point where he never wanted to see orange marmalade again for the rest of his natural born days. And he was truthful about it. I liked orange marmalade. Nope. No thank you. Pass. Hand me the grape to strawberry, the apple, pineapple. The apricot.

Don't care. The orange marmalade is all yours because they went weeks with nothing but orange marmalade. But now, in 2026, aboard a nuclear aircraft carrier, a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, you have sailors sitting down to a half a cup of rice and two miserable tortillas? How the fuck are they not mutinying? I guess, Whiskey Pete and Hung Cow. who was last seen desperately worrying about the witches in, what, Monterey, California? Oh, the place's been taken over by witches. Jesus doesn't have a place there.

Yeah, and you know what? The soldiers don't have plates. Never mind Jesus. Reckon Jesus could scrounge up some MREs? Is nobody paying it? No, nobody's paying attention. Well, these men are manly men of masculine masculinity, and they're tough, and they'll just gut it through. Who-ah! Because this is Trump's Navy! See, we wouldn't have these problems if Daddy had gotten his steam catapults like he wanted. Another scene comes to mind from the brilliant series by Tom Hanks'...

What is it, Pantone Productions? It's called the South Pacific. and late in the miniseries a Medal of Honor winner who was sent to Hawaii to train young Marines has his recruits

or his newly minted Marines in front of him and one of them says I can't wait to get out there and kill me some Japs and the character drawn from real life an Asian American, by the way. Tares him a new one and said, never disrespect a Japanese soldier

because they're devoted and they're in it and they don't care whether they live or die, but they want to make sure you die first. And with the line about a half a cup of rice and two tortillas, he tells the young Marine a Japanese soldier will fight day in and day out on nothing more than a cup of moldy rice

with maggots in it. So I don't want to hear any more about how you're going to go over and kill the Japs. I'm sorry about the slur there, but I'm just reporting the dialogue. And my, how the times have changed from 1944 to 2006, when sailors aboard the absolute gems of our naval forces

have nothing more than a half a cup of rice and two miserable tortillas. Because see, stupid people like Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, and nitwit Nero has talked about nuclear subs and nuclear carriers this way, too. They can go for years without ever coming into port. They don't need fuel. Well, yeah, I guess they can. But, you know, you still got to keep pretty good eye on those nuclear reactors there, knit-lit near.

Uh-huh. Maybe we can send them some Trump-branded ketchup. And then there's the, uh, there's Brett Snow, a Navy veteran, who said the environment's ripe for accidents. oh, there it is again. Leopards eating people's faces. He said, I voted for Trump because he campaigned on keeping us out of foreign wars. And Iran shouldn't have nuclear weapons, but what we're doing ain't working.

Snow said, I don't know if we're ever going to be able to achieve any kind of reasonable, anything that even comes close to what Americans might consider a victory. And then another family member, Bonnie York mentioned earlier, said, Our families are sacrificing for something that none of us want to be part of, essentially. I don't think we're safer. I think we've depleted a lot of things. I think we've pushed our military to the edge. And we have.

And if we do have a real problem, Iran was not a real problem. Make no mistake, Iran was not a real problem. But now, with our depleted munitions, if somebody decides to shoot at us, we're squawed. and if conditions are this bad aboard an aircraft carrier I don't know if anybody's spoken up from any of the other vessels but an aircraft carrier is surrounded by a screening task force that's designed to protect the carrier

because the carrier herself is vulnerable as fuck and one would never say that our carrier fleet is luxurious they're not they are warriors for the working day but they also have to be maintained. But if it's this bad aboard the Ford, if it's this bad aboard the Lincoln, odds are, it's bad,

well, imagine how bad it must be aboard a tin can, a destroyer. Imagine how awful it must be on a guided missile frigate. One wonders if our sailors in the silvers, the silent service are eating a half a cup of rice and two rotten tortillas and calling it chow. And so I will not be surprised if we find it. We are fortunate. We are lucky that something God-awful has not happened to the Ford or the Lincoln. But just because it hasn't doesn't mean it won't.

And all because Nitwit Niro is a full. fucking moron. George, with a note, George and Corscult, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, a treatise on human evolution and the development of agriculture in novel form. A gorilla is the teacher. Fascinating.

I'm still, by the way, on a personal note, I'm still deep in the late Bronze Age. Fascinating. And, well, the parallels, because the late Bronze Age collapsed because of a, perfect storm of disasters. The parallels are more than a little bit, you know, frightening.

But here I am. I've been filler-roxering for two hours and 20 minutes. This is a conversation program. You're welcome to chime in. The number, of course, 844-843-4676-844, The Horn. And no waiting. also get through on the Discord channel, the old holler tree, if you're already a member there. And another story out there, well, out in Magat America, and Florida, Duh, Alabama and Louisiana, they're in a white, and I do mean white, hot, hopping up and down, poo fling and fury, Dr. Fauci,

He says he's going to subpoena Dr. Fauci to Florida. Well, good for you, buddy. Good luck with all that. The Attorney General in Florida, a little monkey-up toadie named James Uthmeyer, go to the Uthmire cut off and get out of your car and cut off your Uthmiar. Fouchy's lack of candor to Congress is unbelievable.

And so then the Attorney General in Louisiana Afghanistan, joined by officials in Missouri, said, well, we've already deposed Fauci, and we caught him claiming he couldn't recall key details that newly surfaced records. Now, there's a Democrat who's running against Ufmeyer in Florida, and he just said, well, this is all just a political stunt. Jose Javier Rodriguez, could we be a little more forceful than that, please? pathetic, embarrassing.

Sometimes adjectives are handy, beyond political. How about shameful? How about dereliction of office? Oh, and then this, we, early in the program, we talked again about Max Miller for a little bit. Yeah, more problems, because that roided up dickhead doesn't, still hasn't learned anything about the first law of holes when you're in one, quit digging.

We talked yesterday about his release of his drop box, in which a photo of his naked two-year-old daughter was seen by hundreds of thousands of people. Well, I also mentioned yesterday that he said, well, you know what I want? I want the House Ethics Committee to investigate me. Now we find out that the four of the documents in the Dropbox folder are labeled Office of Representative Max Miller, Legal Counsel. That means he used his congressional lawyer to do his domestic relations work in the release of that file. they then

his pettifogger lawyer mink then scrubbed the words about the Office of Representative Max Miller Legal Counsel and said oh no

they changed it to Mink Law LLC he only changed the metadata Mink did after Politico caught him and he said oh okay I'll

change it to my law firm, all right? You know how bad things are for Max Miller? The convict George Santos, that George Santos, said, oh, tampering with evidence. Lovely. And then the 2026 version of the modern excuse, you know what? And this came from Phil Poe,

quote the raven never more Phil Poe the chief of staff for Max Miller said speaking to Politico he said I know it might have been because because of AI and

and Mick handled all the producing all the documents and we don't have anybody here whose title is legal counsel well that's what happens when when when something important is being handled by a dude who doesn't have a fucking neck anymore

and having been having been handed two nasty moments that we discussed earlier in U.S. District Court nitwit Niro recently declared out in Nevada that because he was at a rally in Nevada Wednesday earlier today. You gotta wonder how much pharmacology was involved to get him to be able to stand up and speak there at the Red Rock Casino Resort Spa where, blathering away,

said, you know, the Republican judges are justices they don't stick together with these three people that they have. Talking about Sotomayorkegon and Brown Jackson. They all stick together like glue and I respect that.

It's too bad they're on because they're horrible for our country. I'd like to fire them. I would fire them if I could. And all the happy little maggots inattended. Clap their little maggot hands. Yay, daddy.

Fire them, daddy. Yay. So his poll numbers may be in the toilet, but there's still a hardcore contingent of hard cases and dead enders who are right there in the toilet with him. Roop.

Hey, look, that one's floating! I mentioned Tommy the Tuber earlier when we were talking about Mike Rogers being a Florida dutty and Jesus Christ. There's no more question. I used to say that Tommy the Tuber was in constant competition with folks like Ron Johnson from Wisconsin who works in the lumber mill dare. And Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Marsha, Triple X, Blackburn. Goodness. But the results are in.

Those two are eating Tommy the Tuber's stupidity dust. Appearing on real America's voice. Real America. Tommy the Tuber is already measuring

the governor's mansion for drapes down there in Montgomery. because he's just sure he's going to get in there because he knows that data centers is what's good for Alabama and that anybody what don't like them well they're just dupes of the chikoms and he knows it because he's a coach yeah

well in addition to the data center stuff Tommy the Tuber I'm sorry not on real America's voice he was on the dead Charlie Kirk show and by the way for any of you who haven't seen it or any who have here's a little funsy for you

I didn't realize it until I got to thinking about it I don't know this to be true but then again I grew up in a time when we played we played Beatles and Pink Floyd albums backwards on our turntables

so there's hidden meanings all over the place and well, God knows there's a history of it in film. Alfred Hitchcock called them MacGuffins. So it's always fun with the Hitchcock film to watch for that brief fraction of a second moment when Hitchcock himself is in the movie. And so it is that I'll note that late in the film,

no spoilers, there is what appears to be a late Bronze Age reference to Charlie Kirk If you've seen the movie and we won't do any spoilers here but if you've seen the movie maybe shoot me a note and tell me if you

have a guess as to what it might be because I was thinking about I still, I want to go see it again and it's like holy shit that's a Charlie Kirk moment but anyway so speaking

Speaking to the young folks there that tunes in to the Charlie Kirk Show, which is no longer hosted by Charlie Cook, because he was taken out by the Antifa, the trans Antifa gender confusion mafia. Well, apparently he has, he doesn't feel safe and secure in Alabama. Well, my God, what is wrong with the people of my natal state that they're going to let this fucker be governor. Again, I talked the other day about the shade of John Mitchell down in hell going, and I went to prison when he looks at Todd Blanchie. Well, down in hell right there with him, George C. Wallace looking at Tommy the tuber and saying, Yeah, how do I look now? Get the hockey puck.

No, really. And the extra strength duct tape. You'll thank me later. You know, we think everything's going to run on an autopilot, and it's going to be okay. If we don't straighten out this country's voting, if we don't straighten out this country's immigration system, we're not going to make it. It's going to be over with. And as you said, I'm going to go back to Alabama. Obama and we're, hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state because I know what's coming.

I can see it coming. I can hear it coming. I can, you know, you can just smell it out there that they want to take this country over. And they're not, you know, they're a lot more aggressive than we are as Americans. Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah, I think that's right, Ma'an. You need to put a wall around Taliban, bad. I think Ashley St. Clair was right when she said,

fellas, you just need to let it die. Andrew Colvette and whoever the other Chud is. We want a little third wall around our slate. The thing is, Tommy, the question is, are you trying to keep people out, or are you trying to do a public service and keep, you know, your mouth-walking, knuckle-breathing, toenail teeth-picking supporters in? because we don't need the disease to metastasize.

God damn. I'm sorry, but sometimes words fail. What does he mean straightening out this country's voting and immigration system? We don't have a voting and immigration system, this country. Voting systems are run by the several states. You know, you know, Tommy, states rats! like you're fond of until you're not

I mean after all it's states rights that makes Alabama one of the sickest states in the union because you don't want to that commonest Medicaid expansion from Stephen New York, the tuber. Yes, please fill

the wall around Alabama. Hard to disagree. Well, I'll tell you what, those beautiful domino sugar white sand beaches of of L.A. Lower Alabama. Redneck Riviera.

Those aren't going to be nearly as attractive if there's a great, great big 30-foot wall off the coast. You know, to stop all them Mississippians and Floridians from getting in. Yeah, yeah. I mean,

George and Corsold, what you said earlier, is so valid on so many levels. The pooch. It is squooed. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. And then there's Scott Besant.

Who was a Democrat once in a time as long as the money was right? Gosh, darn it the money was just too damn good. High River of, earlier today, Scott Besant, I guess, got a little prickly because he decided to attack a reporter for a friendly paper,

the Wall Street Journal, or at least it was friendly until Mittwitt Niro sued him for $10 billion. You might want to talk to your Orange Daddy about that, Scotty. What the reporter wanted to know was about was this stunt where Besson dragged the new Fed chair into propping up the Japanese yen because we

using Kevin Warsh and Treasury taxpayer dollars we bought a shit ton of yen we had a yen for yen and it was all because of something that the Wall Street Journal published about the

whole shebang. And Scotty said, one of the highlights of the Warsh Fed has been watching stenographers posing as journalists like the Wall Street Journal's Nick Timerreus reduced to reporting

Fed backroom gossip because they're incapable of performing real economic or monetary policy analysis without being spoon-fed. Bitch, go brush your hair. And what ticked him off was an article by Nick Timoreas from two days ago.

Treasury Secretary, why Bessant is leaning on the Fed to help prop up Japan's currency. Treasury Secretary wants the central bank to help by raising its $60 billion borrowing limit on an obscure lending program. A little-used Federal Reserve backstop built for the $2020 shortage is being put to a use that was never designed for bankrolling Japan's defense of the yen. Treasury Secretary Scott Besant once the backstop made bigger. Japan said Monday it planned to draw on the facility a day after Besant publicly encouraged the Fed to expand it.

The arrangement would let Tokyo raise dollars to halt the yen slide without selling the U.S. government debt that would otherwise pay for it. Oh, that sounds sketchy as hell. Maybe a little three-card moddy-ish. At issue, Timoreas reports, is a lending program created when the Treasury market faced severe strains at the onset of the COVID pandemic. Banks and companies outside the U.S. that had borrowed heavily in dollars found that funding drying up and turned their own central banks to their own central banks for help. Those without access to the Fed's dollar lending network for close allies had one obvious source selling treasuries into a market that was already struggling to absorb them, and the Fed facility lets them borrow dollars against those holdings instead. Oh, it's a loan sharking operation.

Japanese officials have indicated they will use the program to raise the dollars they sell for yen without liquidating the Treasury's portfolio. that would otherwise pay for the intervention. Besson said the Fed could help by raising the $60 billion limit on how much any one counterparty can borrow. We would encourage it to be upsized in the coming months, Bessent wrote in a social media post. Now, Bessent accused Timoreas of being a stenographer for backroom Fed gossip. I just, no funny voices or anything, I just read you,

all of that. Did you hear any backroom fed gossip in that? But this little shithead is out of his depth. And hopefully Nick Timoreas can do something about that.

Another individual pointing out one of the highlights of the Vescent Treasury has been watching and manipulate the oil futures market to keep the president's Ponzi-esque scheme in Iran afloat. True story. Damn. The edges are frayed. and a reporter named Mark Sobel said, this is degrading to the Treasury Department

and to the Secretary himself. Such tantrums are unbecoming and gratuitous. These remarks are also unjustified Treasury Secretary should best avoid publicly opining on Fed-related matters, but, well, all the norms are gone. We're fresh out. Journalist John Rwood asked, has there ever been a trashier Treasury Secretary than Scott Besson?

Not a reporter. Mark Sobel is a form of. top treasury official. The stupid Jesus said, it's Wednesday. You have always with ye. Going back to the Lincoln, Brother Deacon Asa, why are the sailors not mutinging?

What are you even talking about, Roxanne? Of course they're muting. That's why they started growing mold in the shower stalls and clogged the toilets, so the ship's no longer seaworthy. Okay, Camel Cardinal. I just wonder where they got the... spores for growing the mold.

Yeah, because I remember the stories of like San Francisco sourdough. What makes the sourdough is lactobacillus bacteria. And back in the heady days of San Francisco, big burly men with

arms, real burly men with real muscular arms. Because when you're sitting there working dough by hand. It works on your upper body strength pretty good. And they'd work that dough, and they'd slap it against their sweaty chests. I wonder how many people found a little curly hair in their sourdough back then.

So you reckon they're slapping wet towels against their chests, or God knows where else, Brother Deacon? I mean, oh. and from Okay, fair enough From Carl in Phoenix Hey there, Roxanne, I was listening the other night

and heard you say that Bernie Moreno and hence his daughter were Italian Huh? Ask Rita Moreno, A proud Puerto Rican if she's Italian Sorry, I just had to point this out And most glaringly Bernie Moreno was born in Bogota, Columbia Hey, I can't know everything!

Moreno is a Spanish name Thank you for your great show. Love Carl. Well, thank you for the correct. I appreciate it. But my point stands. It's not an old Muskogee word. It's not an old Haudenosaunee word.

It's not an old Anishnave word. It is not a word from Lakota, nor Comanche, nor Cheyenne. But thanks. I appreciate it. I appreciate it, Carl. And from Christopher, Fortress Alabama. Christopher says, hi, Roxanne. Hi, Christopher.

I can just see it now to commemorate the erection of the tuberhead wall. Lee Greenwood and Kid Rocker, busily rewriting Pink Floyd's masterpiece. I can't wait to see them perform Dirkwall. Hey, teachers, burn those books right now. Doodoo-de-de-de-le-to. We are never going to finish funding July, Christopher, if you don't stop making me sing. Daggummit Oh

I may have missed it Hold on here I'm going to really hate myself if I have Steve I don't think Ralph's let me know if I'm wrong I don't think there's a challenge

on the table this evening So we have brought the deficit down by 15 bucks this evening between you and Jerry me. Thank you both very, very much indeed. Well, as we come to the end of the program, I have a choice in two stories.

They're both equally stupid because they're both maggot stories. Do we want salacious gossip, or do we want pathetic maggot hilarity? Let's start with the pathetic maggot hilarity, shall we? Oh, wait, we've got to go back. Okay, this is for leave.

We've got to go back to the USS Abraham Lincoln story. If NITWITNRO was listening in, Lee says, nothing has happened to the Lincoln, nothing has happened to the Ford, nothing has happened to the Chrysler, nothing's happened to the Cadillac, nothing's happened to the Jeep, nothing's happened to the Mustang, and nothing's happened to the Buick. Oh, but something did happen to the Plymouth, something happened to the Oldsmobile. Uh-huh.

Gone, they are. Gone. Oh, that's good. Lee, getting two in a row. Things are so bad for Max Miller. How bad are they? Things are so bad for Max Miller. He wishes he was Graham Platner.

Ooh. Well, at this point in time, Max Miller, yeah, Max Miller is worse than Graham Platner. And that's saying something. From Jimmy in the Great Northwest, the USS Lincoln, the Lincoln Mutiny, it's the mold. Yeah, see, they thought it. See, they thought it was crazy. But I caught him, I caught him with the mold.

We have from time to time mentioned Tom Headful of Cotton, the Bobble-throated Gooney, sometimes spotted in Arkansas swamps. I much preferred it when someone discovered and it was thought to be extinct. The ivory-billed woodpecker in an Arkansas swamp, but apparently it also grows the Tom Cotton. The maggots had a private luncheon earlier this week.

They had a GOP lunch in which Tom had full of cotton who apparently, I don't know, thinks he's got presidential timber. Timber! Multiple attendees told Jordan Carney from Politico that Tom Cotton got to deliver a speech

at the lunch and yesterday in which Cotton warned against talking to report orders. Karnie said, well, Tom Cotton has a blanket, no comment policy in the halls. I wonder if he carries that blanket with him and sucks his thumb. His maggot colleague said to Jordan Carney, I don't really know what sparked it, but sure did start a lot of questions and speculation. The thing is, though, he said, stop talking. Okay, this is, this is like double secret probation stuff, y'all. stop talking to reporters.

And don't tell them, I told you to stop talking to reporters. And they probably hadn't finished their sorbet before Ms. Carney was publishing her story at Politico. Jesus. Him not like First Amendment too good. Okay, and then there's the salacious. Because it's been a while since we've heard about, Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome That poor goat

And Well the wags in Washington Are all a titter Because Up in Minnesota Where they thought surely They'd never be recognized Krusty the nasty

Nazi gnome Was seen swaning About the land of 10,000 lakes Alongside noted and verified sex pest and a honey bunch squeezed Corey Lewandowski. They was riding the bicycles together at Lake Minnetonka in Waysada, Minnesota. And they stopped at a market cafe called the grocer's table.

TMZ got the scoop, y'all. It's hot. Now, hold on a darn minute because this next one, kind of like, what? It's August in Minnesota. And my Minnesota friends are free to check in. Jessica, I have not heard from you in a long time, and I'm beginning to worry, sis. But August in Minnesota is when, excuse me, is when the state bird comes out.

You know, the mosquitoes, the size of eagles. You have to be careful. with your pets this time of year in Minnesota and your small children and such. The next thing you know, the mosquitoes will snatch them up in their beaks and flap away into the sunset. Of course, the mosquitoes are protected against pilferage by the Gwacamole Act of 1917. But the thing is, while they were swanning around Lake Minnetonka, TMZ noted that Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome was wearing a flannel shirt and a floppy straw, hat, okay, I understand the straw hat

that woman may be more pale than me and you know, I'm in danger every time I reach in the fridge for the cheese and the coal cuts to make me a sandwich because I can get, you know, I can get Star Trek level

burned up ensign third degree radiation burns from the refrigerator bulb. But a flannel shirt? in August? In Minnesota? Okay. And apparently the Minnesotans didn't take kindly to it. One Minnesotans saying,

Get the fuck out of my state, you disgusting slag. A former Obama spokesperson, T.J. Adams Falconer, said, if I were Christy Nome, I would not feel safe in Minnesota after ICE executed two Americans in their streets under her leadership. Another one calling them the lovebirds. Well, yeah, as long as we acknowledge that the state bird of Minnesota is a blood-sucking mosquito, right? Yeah. Oh, Jesus.

We did the Scott Besson Japanese yen story. This is precious. Brother Deacon telling me, you missed out on Trump's remarkable remarks on the matter of bailing out the end. Ah, dear. And this is for fortune, so. Japan's been very good to us, with the exception, of course, in Pearl Harbor. He's got Pearl Harbor brain. Because he, you know, with the Japanese Prime Minister in attendance, he brought that up.

Yeah, that's a tomorrow thing. Remind me, please, Ralph, that's a good one. And if that gets around, that story should be enough to maybe even convince Lisa Murkowski to vote against. I don't know if it's a winner. for Dr. Cassidy, George and Coorscould. Which treaty? The Treaty of Our Lady of Guacamole Hidalgo?

Sorry, just being silly. Never apologize for being silly on this program, George. Never. No, the Guacamole Act of 1917 protecting the mosquitoes against pilferge. That's why there's very little you can do about the mosquitoes because of the tremendous red tape in the bush. For anyone who doesn't know,

that's a reference to my favorite comedy of the late 70s, 1979's the in-laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk and Nancy DeSoe and the cast of absolute geniuses. Richard Libertini. It's nice. It's very nice.

Yes, with the exception of Pearl Harbor, yes, he did actually say that, Steve. And, God, I can hear you face-palming from here, along with the... And you know what? Sometimes it's okay to make a Homer Simpson noise. Yeah. So hey, y'all, that's the program. Great Heavenly Days. Thanks, everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time engaging in the program. In whatever manner you so choose. Thanks to our challenge makers, challenge respondents, a la carte contributors.

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