Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 6 April 2026
Episode Date: April 7, 2026Nitwit Nero turns Easter into a nightmare. Criminally insane press conference on Monday is so sick it defies description. Guess who's talking nuclear war against Iran? Even the weirdest of the weirdo ...MAGATS are getting the willies.
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I hope you all had a wonderful spring holiday.
I mean, I don't get particularly worked up about Easter.
I'm still trying to figure out how it is that we wound up celebrating the murder of a,
an orthodox jewish guy
by eating pork
go figure
yeah no i actually kind of know
and it's not helpful
hi
i'm roxan
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more annity to discuss
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So welcome B.
And I hope your day is going well.
You know, I joke about Easter and eating pork.
But the fact of the matter is, and by the way, Ralphson Squeaky are over in the old holler tree at the moment.
and I joked yesterday because yesterday dawned gray and cold and rainy and it doesn't matter.
I mentioned yesterday that if here in West Virginia, if Easter fell on the 4th of July there, it would necessarily include it.
chance of snow.
And so, lo and behold, you know, I mean, it's still early spring.
Spring isn't even a month old yet, so I need not be hurrying things along.
I've seen tulips and jonquils, daffodils, some trees budding, those god-awful,
obnoxious Bradford pears are in full bloom.
Invasive species, but are not pole-fresolacan.
Every Bradford pair should be cut down.
That's just, I'm sticking to that.
Absolutely.
They are.
But anyway, no, I saw, I saw somewhere in West Virginia.
A red bud is bloomed.
And that always speaks to my spirit.
The pinking of the mountains every spring is just a majestic reminder of how, how beautiful it is around here.
But yesterday was freezing.
and I did, I went out and played with the smoker yesterday.
I tried a new variation on curing salmon for the smoker.
And look, I will talk about, I'll talk about my successes as well as my failures.
And yesterday was an epic failure.
Kind of like, well, the stupid little war we're in right now.
basically the mistake I made was the recipes I was looking for called for the salmon to
refrigerate as long as 24 hours with its salt and sugar cure on it
I followed the recipe and I told Brother Deacon Asa about it earlier
and he said oh that would be that would be salmon allah
Little Benny drywife Shapiro.
Oh, God.
That man is in possession of a sense of humor for the ages.
I have no idea what you're talking about, Randy Radar.
What you're broadcasting isn't aligning with my recent experience.
I recently accounted a batch of military personnel,
and there was hardly one of them who didn't have some sort of tattoo,
and I doubt that ICE is concentrating on them.
Sorry. No.
No, they're concentrating on different kind of tattooed people.
for Christ's sakes, the Secretary of Defense,
the DUI hire, Whiskey Pete Kegbreath,
has a ginormous
Jerusalem cross
tattooed on his right tit.
Big old white nationalist symbol, along with the white nationalist motto,
Deus Wolt.
Yeah, God will. God will it.
Those we don't fool so much with.
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
I got to figure out.
I had said that maybe Micah might get to taste my barbecue.
And my barbecue is going to be just fine.
I just screwed up a new recipe.
That's all with the salmon.
But she said, there's another small gut punch.
I won't get to taste your cooking anytime soon.
Damn it.
Yeah, damn it.
We'll figure something out, sis.
I mean, if nitwit Nero can sell meat through the,
male surely to god i can vacuum seal it freeze it harder than a harder than babylonian arithmetic and
get it from here to michigan surely to goodness and i know don't call you shirley i get you
but i'm not giving up entirely on the salmon i'm pretty much all day now because god it was salty
oh my jesus it was salty i mean i think my blood pressure rose overnight um
but it had a nice flavor.
It was just way too salty.
So I've been soaking and soaking and rinsing the salmon planks.
Pretty much from morning until now,
in hopes of rehydrating them and rinsing out some of that.
I don't know.
I think you have to do, I know you have to do this,
like I remember the late Great Bible.
Lottie talking about salt cod at the holidays.
And I've seen it in the stores.
Oh, really?
It's Asian ladybug season now, too.
Great.
I don't mind the little stink bugs.
These don't do any harm either.
They just, well, they, curiously enough, they don't smell great either.
But, yeah, Asian lady bug of the season in the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent
Kincaid mansion.
Great. So anyway, I'll report back. I had a note from, had a note from Cynthia saying,
when you get to it, I'd love to hear how your salmon smoke went. Not sure when I'll get to follow suit again,
but I'd love to do the smoke before my kitchen's demolished on the 20th. Oh, dear.
Yeah, you've got a few days. Yeah. You could always smoke one of those fabulous rib-eyes you were talking about.
Next up for me, I think it's going to be some pulled pork.
and if I can rehabilitate this salmon,
I should be able to turn it into my
much-requested and much-loved smoked salmon dip.
Well, it would be pretty good.
Just going to tell you, well, like I said, salt cod,
you have to soak that, desalinate it.
And the same for lute the fish.
Don't say that, my.
Like a 420 is cursed.
That was going to be Micah's big day.
Unfortunately, there have been some hitches and setbacks, but she's going to get there.
She's going to get there.
And I will be happily right there with her when she does.
Jeremy says the fake ladybugs do bite.
I have never been bitten by one, but I'll take your word for it.
Then, of course, Leah in New York curing salmon?
Antibiotics you must give.
That is why you fail.
Signed Lee in Sick Bay.
The Ramalama Ding Dong is not for me, or my bad Yoda impression,
but instead for the creative scripting there by Lee in New York in sick bay.
Thank you, Lee.
And Lee adds, explaining East Bay.
traditions. It's explained with greater ease than Scotus explaining the Constitution, and its amendments do not mean what the words say.
Lord, I know. Everybody was so sure last week, weren't they, that our most puissant, dread, sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties will get it right on this case.
I'm not so sanguine. I don't know if I'll ever be quite so sanguine ever again.
as long as this gang of nasty little fascists controls the court.
Proof in the pudding.
Today, our most puissant dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties,
decided to send the conviction of the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells.
That's right.
Stevie three shirt spanned.
Back to the sentencing judge on a remand,
not necessarily a reversal.
but they vacated the conviction and said
that the court erred by not letting Bannon put forward an entirely made-up defense
not grounded in any form of reality
because Bannon had pled that somehow his conviction was tainted
because he hadn't been able to tell the court and the jury or whatever
that was a bench trial wasn't it
I don't remember
that the only reason
he refused to honor his subpoena
to testify before Congress
was because he was waiting to find out
if daddy's
executive privilege
would cover him
Stevie three shirts
the funny thing was he didn't show up
to Congress
to the hearing
in order to assert that right.
But not to worry,
our most puissant dread sovereign
Supreme Catholic Majesty said
the judge is going to have to let you mount that defense.
So maybe there are...
Well, see, that's the thing, though.
He should be retried.
But there's no Department of Justice to try him now.
because it's a wholly owned subsidiary of, well,
Tangerine Tiberius.
So there's that.
As to pork on Easter,
don't sweat it, says Jeremy.
White Jesus said, eat all the pork you want.
Blonde-haired blue-eyed, yeah.
And, well, the Greeks ate pork,
and that's where Christianity first spread to.
Fascinating.
Yeah.
But I didn't mention, so the fundraising deficit, the funding deficit, is at $1,130.30.
And thank you so much to Cecilia for getting it down to there, at $1,130.
And what that boils down to is $70 short of four unfunded days, which basically is every broadcast of the month of April.
We did manage to finish funding the month of March.
So thanks everybody for that.
Hopefully we can knock down a bit of the deficit this evening.
It would be great if we could get back under the four-digit mark.
Let's see, in order to keep it below $1,000, we'd need to raise $431.
So one-and-one third days funding.
Yeah.
I am
Oh my goodness gracious
I can't wait to
I can't wait to share that link
Thank you Sylvie
Found this on YouTube
knew you would adore it
Something for you and your sweetheart
So grab some popcorn or something else wonderful
Settle back into a comfortable
Cuddle and enjoy
Who doesn't love Chuck Jones
God knows I love
I love Chuck Jones
His autobiography
Chuck Amuck
is a delight to read.
But there's no getting around,
there's no getting around the fact that we've got to go back into the fever swamp.
Nitwit Nero had a press conference today
after having been AWOL all day Saturday
prompting massive rumors that he was at Walter Reed
and that perhaps we were drawing ever closer to that great, great day
we all know is coming.
I think of it as my red dress.
because, well, the president will be enjoying executive time this morning.
The president will be enjoying executive time this evening.
And people were like, oh, he's having a stroke.
Of course, what he was doing, he was flipping out.
Because after having bragged on Wednesday about how Iran had no
air defenses left
Iran turned around and promptly shot down two of our combat aircraft
but by Sunday he was bragging and grunting and hooting about
how he
rescued
the crew member of the F-15E
Eagle
yeah
and then today
well no let's go backwards
or let's stay in order, I should say.
Then yesterday, like I said, the weather for Easter in Appalachia can be all kinds of screwy,
but never, ever, in my entire life, have I awakened on an Easter morning
to the President of the United States grunting Aloha snack bar.
Never.
Well,
can't say that anymore.
Because yesterday morning,
no shit.
Nitwit Nero
said that
he was threatening,
well,
speaking to Axios Sunday morning,
he said,
There's a good chance
we get a deal with Iran
because they don't make a deal.
I'm blowing up everything over there.
negotiations are going well, but you never get to the finish line with the Iranians.
Negotiations are going well.
The last two times the Trump Mal administration sat down to negotiate with Iran.
Iran negotiated in good faith, and we sneak attacked them.
Dirty, rotten, filthy, underhanded sneak attacks.
And, of course, last Friday we talked about the attack on the bridge where the science,
He said a path murdered eight Iranian civilians and maimed 95 others.
He said to Axios,
Well, then they said, they'll meet us in five days.
So I said, why five days?
I felt they were not being serious.
So I attacked the bridge.
Completely oblivious to the fact that it takes a little bit of doing to get anybody out of Iran right now.
Because, well, we'll murder them.
Damn to think that.
But then, then there was the tripe social post.
I mean, seriously.
Yesterday, about 8 o'clock in the morning,
he triped the following.
Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day,
all wrapped up in one, in Iran,
there will be nothing like it.
Open the fucking...
I'm not kidding.
This is an actual social media post from the man
who occupies the White House.
Who occupies the
chief magistracy
of the United States.
Open the fucking straight,
you crazy bastards,
or you'll be living in hell.
Just watch.
Praise me to Allah.
President Donald.
of J. Trump.
Now, based on what we talked about last week,
the fact that he went to Miami
and insulted Mohammed bin Bonesaw,
the homicidal maniac in charge of Saudi Arabia,
and had that blow up in his face,
well,
you think this was making up a...
Sir, they call me sir, they come to me, they say,
sir,
Just say, Aloha snack bar, and everything will be good with those Muslims.
Oy.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, and, I mean, fair point, Victoria.
Victoria says, does he actually expect, like, somebody from Iran to read this?
I feel like this is more for us.
It's, yeah, well, everything, it's a troll post, honey.
But the use of that phrase, you crazy bastards.
I read that, and.
we all know that one of my favorite comedies of all time is
1979's The In-Laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk and Nancy DeSoe
Ed Begley Jr., great cast.
And there's a line at which, a point in the movie at which
Dr. the dentist, the mild-mannered dentist, Sheldon Cornett's wife,
Mrs. Cornett, sees government cars coming up in the
driveway and then sees her husband's
BMW come into the driveway and then back out of the driveway when he sees the
government license plates and she says of course
that crazy little bastards involved your poor father in something
and going all the way back to the first Trump maladministration at one point in time
I changed my tagline on Facebook to that crazy little bastards involved your
our poor country in something.
Well, here we are.
Open the fucking straight,
you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in hell,
just watch.
And so,
like I said, Victoria, it was a troll post.
They all are.
But the praise be to Allah part
really, really got the maggots
up into an absolute
purple-pocodded blue- screaming conyption
because, well, they'd spent so much time,
especially last week with Paula White Kane,
having herself and other grifting ministers lay hands on him
and talk about how he's just like Jibis.
Oh, that was a bit of a shock to the system, I think it's fair to say.
Crazy little bastards.
Yeah.
And, yeah, he went on to say, you know,
That we could do it in two hours.
And then earlier today, he had a deranged press conference,
and this is where the password comes in, catch up.
Some people are beginning to catch up to us here at the Horn,
this tiny little internet-based broadcast that exists so far out in front of the curve.
It's ahead of the curve.
It's like we're on straight road.
Yeah.
because now, with him having said earlier today,
the entire country could be taken out in one night,
and that night might be tomorrow night.
Over on blue sky, Elena, said he's going to drop a nuke, isn't he?
Another said, this is a travesty.
He is completely incapable of serving his president.
Another individual, Melanie DeRigo, who is at Camp
for New York Health said
Trump shouldn't have nuclear codes for the same reason
that arsonists shouldn't have gasoline cans and
flamethrowers. Another individual over on
what used to be called Twitter said
he's going to use a nuclear weapon, folks. That's a major war crime.
Invoked the 25th now.
Well, even bragging about taking it, it's going to be bridge
day and he's going to be
power plant day, all rode into one.
That's him confessing.
his willingness to commit war crimes.
Period.
Plain and simple.
But something to take into account,
I ran across a piece of video
from Israeli TV.
And of course, I don't,
I don't speak Hebrew or beans,
but the translation is distressing
enough.
This was on Israel's Channel 14 News, and one of their talking heads, Shimon Ricklin,
and he had Idemar Ben-Givir, one of the fascists in that cabinet,
and one of the most bloodthirsty among them.
And I bring this up only to note that it was Israel who dragged, conned, whatever,
nitwit Nero into starting this stupid war.
that is blowing up in his face constantly.
And this Shimon Ricklin asked the following question.
Listen, they've prepared missiles not just to destroy Israel,
to destroy the entire Gulf region.
And I'm asking you, or Minister Ben Gavir, here it comes.
Whoever wants to answer first.
Why aren't we using what's called a neutron bomb?
It's a type of atomic bomb that it kills people in a limited way everywhere.
Minister Ben Gavir, what do you say about that?
And the other guy said, I understand.
Ben Gavir doesn't want to get into this.
After what happened with Minister Eliahu.
So Ben Gavir outflanks him, and he doesn't understand what's going on here.
He's asking about the atomic bomb.
He doesn't understand what's going on here.
What's happening here?
Yes, by the way, it could save a lot of human lives.
I don't use the term atomic.
It's called a neutron bomb.
There were reports last weekend that Israel...
attack a missile sitting to the Strait of Hormuz.
It was a massive boom.
That's what, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It attacked it with unconventional weapons.
I didn't say that.
No way, I don't think so.
It's not Israel's style.
Maintain its dignity.
I recognize your smile, Minister Ben Gavir,
because that little psychopath is over their greek.
giggling at the prospect of nuking Iran.
Holy shit.
I've been saying for over a week now that every morning I expect to wake up and find out that
nitwit Niro has gone wild and pushed the button and lit up Iran.
And now we find out they're actually talking about a neutron bomb on Israeli TV.
Of course, remember, Israel does not, as a matter of state policy,
admit to having a nuclear weapon.
They are not signatories to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.
They're also not signatories to never using a nuclear device in a first strike.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
And Gavir sits there giggling, grinning like a fox-eating shit out of a wirebrush.
You're hiding some here, something here.
says Shimon Rickland.
No, no, no, seriously.
I'm a member of the inner cabinet, right?
The responsibility on me is immense.
My position is well known.
We need to wipe out the Iranian terrorist regime.
So basically, that psychopath, along with his buddy, Beelzebub Smotrich, is down
with
nuking Iran
and if they get
the other third psychopath
of that triumvirate
namely Psycho Bibi Netanyahu
on board
then all he has to do
is tell Nitwit Niro
what to do
and we will become
we will remain
the only country
ever to drop an atomic weapon
on another country
and God alone knows what happens to planet Earth after that.
But yeah, the passwords catch up
because people are catching up
to what we've been warning here
for a couple of weeks or more.
Probably, yeah, for as long as this stupid war has gone on,
for as long as we've been
engaging in this filthy, dishonorable attack.
You got the cold chills yet?
From Brother Deacon Asa,
regarding Trump saying,
praise me to Allah.
God damn, they kept telling us that
Mamdani was going to convert everyone to Islam.
We didn't listen.
Inshallah, this trend doesn't continue for too long.
All these psychopathic desert gods.
Jesus.
From Miss Micah,
a neutron bomb is technically an enhanced radiation weapon,
is a type of nuclear weapon
designed to maximize lethal radiation,
while minimizing the explosive blast and heat effects.
The key idea is that a conventional nuclear bomb kills primarily through blast and fire,
destroying buildings and infrastructure along the people.
A neutron bomb flips that priority.
It releases a massive burst of high-energy neutron radiation
that penetrates structures and kills or incapacitates living things
by destroying the central nervous system and causing radiation sickness,
while leaving buildings, vehicles, and equipment relatively intact.
The radiation is intense but short-lived, meaning an area could theoretically be reoccupied relatively quickly after a strike.
I think it's important to have this context, Micah says.
As horrific as nukes are, a neutron bomb is a whole other level of horror.
Yes, it's deliberate mass murder.
I mean, any atomic weapon use is.
But this is, yeah, this is a horror on a scale of, hey, we don't want to ruin all the good stuff.
we just want to murder all the people.
And there they were on Israel's Channel 14 news,
debating whether to commit mass murder.
And you know, I just want to add into this equation,
something I've already mentioned, namely,
I wonder if Israel is aware of how many Persian Jews
they and the United States have murdered.
I just wonder.
Yes, it was. Yes, it was, Ralph. Thank you for asking.
Thank you. Horrific, massive, and slow murder.
Because nobody will be able to go in and help people, so they will just die where they fall.
Men, women, children. People hit with a nuke might get killed instantly.
A neutron bomb is slow and painful and horrifying.
The American soldiers who liberated the Nazi death camps
were forever changed by what they saw.
Just the massive amounts of death bodies stacked like cordwood.
What do you think would happen to the psyche of Americans,
perhaps Israelis,
who went in to cart out the dead
and stack them up like cordwood?
we could do it now
So the
technical side
of the Horn family community
congregation, I have a question
Can you
can you give me some idea of the
half-life of the radiation
from a neutron bomb?
Because
well
Nitwit Nero would be chopping
at the bit to send in American troops
I can't believe I'm sitting here
thinking these thoughts
because suddenly him wanting to have
a plan from the Pentagon to go in
and get all of Iran's fissile material
yeah kind of like that Ralphs is it like Mottie Pythons bring out
you're dead yeah only they're all dead no one's saying
I don't want to go on the cart
I feel fine I feel happy
oh you're very sick you'll be better you'll be dead very soon
Yes, only in a much more grim sense, Ralphs, indeed.
And, yes, we are down to $1,100 to go.
So thank you.
Thank you, Cecilia, for meeting the challenge,
and thank you, Ralph, for the challenge itself.
Micah notes that induced radioactivity decays fairly quickly
on the order of hours to a day or two,
which is part of why neutron bombs were marketed
as allowing relatively rapid reoccupation of an area.
So now you know what his plan is.
He wants to nuke Iran with neutron weapons and then go in and take all the fissile materials,
which were not possible to use for the making of a nuclear weapon at that level of enrichment.
Or is he so stupid he wants to nuke?
What? Does he want to nuke the...
Oh, wait a minute. There it is.
There are a series of islands right at the choke point of the Straits of Hormuz.
where Iran has heavily fortified them
and that's what makes them able to stop the shipping.
Meanwhile, we should note that Russian and Chinese tankers are going in and out of the Straits of Hormuz
as if nothing had happened.
I'm sure Mother of Russia had a big hand in helping the Iranians down the two American warplanes.
Catch up indeed, huh?
Jeremy says a neutron bomb's primary
Yeah 10 to fit what
A short half-life of roughly
10 to 15 minutes for the primary
Prompt radiation, the free neutrons
But Lord won't it kill
Yes
And there's the quote
Balmer Bob
From a film that we seem to be going back to
More and more often
the fools
the mad fools
I'm still sending right
Micah just asked me
said did you drop the lines are quiet
oh okay
she said it's on her end
carry on well thank you Micah
that's where he is
neutron radiation half-life
brother Deacon Asa says
I guess I'm guessing they don't want something
that lingers for too long because he'll want to
Trump peak of Tehran at the northern foothills within the next two and a half years.
Jesus Christ, he'll put a giant statue of himself.
I know that peak you're talking about.
I've seen photographs.
He'll want to put a giant golden statue of himself there.
Just like the one they showed us in the renderings for the Trump Library in Miami.
And don't think for a minute that Psycho Beebebe wouldn't absolutely delight
in invading Iran once there was no way for Iran to fight back
that fits into that greater Israel fascination of Ben-Givir and Smutrich
and Psycho B.B.B.2 probably.
Micah trying to be an optimist, I guess, says I don't think he's this bright, to be honest.
But I halfway wonder if he's trying to cause an Iranian terror strike in the U.S.
as an excuse to lock down harder here.
You know, in light of the fact that we had the story last week, Micah,
and this isn't about him being bright,
this is about him taking orders from other people, namely Psychobibi,
and then telling some people who are pretty damn bright
to come up with a plan to invade Iran and extract the fissile materials,
the enriched uranium.
And given that the story I read last week said that there's only a handful of U.S. military personnel who have the expertise to go in and do that, well, here we are.
George and Corsegold.
It just said, Artemis 2, C-SPAN 2 is showing the approach and fly-by-live right now for you nerds.
I'm not a fan of manned space missions, but enjoy it, y'all.
You nerds.
I'm a very happy little nerd.
I'm just wondering now that when they turn around
and come back toward the Earth
whether it'll be glowing in the dark.
Good God.
Yeah.
We got trouble in River City.
It starts with T and it rhymes with B.
Yeah.
Micah says we broke the Apollo 13 distance record
today.
Well, let's check in on the
fly by real quick.
Ooh, that's cool.
Love to hear it, Victor, and you had it that those chains are actually crater rays, secondary craters formed.
Oops.
Fantastic, Victor, and I'll note that we can infer that you're looking down at your freshly named Integrity Crater,
which is near the end of one of those beautiful crater rays from Oriental.
Thanks for the descriptions.
identifiable with the naked eye from this point.
Seeing things no one has seen before.
It's inspiring.
It's what we ought to be working on, without a doubt.
And by the way, from that far out,
I don't think, have we ever had clearer communication than what we're getting there?
That's amazing.
I remember how crackily and hard to understand it was when we were doing this, you know, 50 years ago.
This sounds like they've just got a bad phone.
George and Corskull said,
Artemis II continued,
I recommend the crew should not stir the oxygen tanks.
Yeah, we don't, that's one thing we never want to hear again.
Houston, we have a problem.
That's wild.
But you may have heard I was queuing something up,
germane to this moment.
Yeah, I couldn't resist.
I've had that on my mind since Wednesday.
The final track to Dark Side of the Moon eclipse.
Yeah, cool.
Meanwhile, speaking of C-SPAN,
nitwit Nero, like I said, had a news conference earlier today.
Woo! Crazy!
I mean, it is 25th Amendment time.
It's been 25th Amendment time for eons.
Yeah, Nitwit Nuit Niro.
Nero stepped to the podium accompanied by Whiskey Pete Kegbreath and one of those salute snappers.
And that's really the question here, isn't it?
Now that we know that Nittwit Nero's masters over in Israel,
and at this point in time that's not hyperbole or paranoia,
we know now we're in this war because he was told to get in it by Psychobibi,
contrary to just about everybody.
Well, now that we know that they've been talking about neutron bombs for better than a week,
yeah, there's plenty of reason to worry.
If you watch this thing in its entirety,
I'm surprised anyone who did is listening to this program sober.
It was madness.
At one point in time, he was pitching a movie.
Oh, by the way, from Brother Deacon Asa.
Integrity Crater?
What a bunch of unimaginative losers.
They should have called it the Crater of America.
Okay, Brother Deacon.
The Camel Cardinal scores again.
Yeah, I did have a bit of a back reference to that, didn't it?
Seeing things that no one has ever seen before, Lee notes obligatory Star Trek.
reference any half decent bottle of scotch will do that yeah but no nitwit nero earlier today
was bragging on the rescue of the downed airman and he was talking about how it would make a great
movie movie blathering away about everything that went into it
Victoria and I were talking about the box office numbers from Melanoma, the movie,
you know, where she walks around talking like a vampire and trying on shoes.
At one point he said the location of the location of the rescue, he said,
you can call it central casting if you were doing a movie for location.
It was probably the toughest area of Iran.
Oh, Jesus.
Madness.
Pure madness.
To have a contingency as opposed to having to wait two days.
Can you imagine right in the middle?
This was central.
This was right, you would call it central casting
if you were doing a movie for location
and probably the toughest area of Iran
where we'd be sitting there.
So these planes came in, those pilots came in
so fast and so quick and got...
Yeah.
He was talking about planes
on farms without a runway.
And it eats planes alive
and we're waiting and we're saying,
I hope that one can land and take off.
and they came in like magic, boom, boom, one after another.
It was like genius, so impressed by that.
They came in so fast and so hard, and these guys knew exactly what to do.
Let's go. Come on, get in, let's go, Bois.
Bois?
And at that point in time, he was pantomiming a plane taking off.
They came in one after another, not at the same time, they don't want to come in at the same time,
they had to come in right after each other.
They didn't have any room, there was barely any room to land,
tiny little patch of very wet earth and sand.
It got so bad that General Raisin
jumped in to keep him from giving away
secrets related to the rescue.
Mark Meredith's Fox News.
I know that.
Oh, thank you.
America's watching.
I know that.
Can we go back to the weekend?
First off, was everyone on board with the operation
or were there people that were trying to talk you out
of going through with the operation this weekend?
Not everybody was on board.
Somebody else within...
No, there was military people, very professional, that preferred not doing it.
These two were totally important, which was very important.
They weren't. It would have a little...
That would be Whiskey Pete and General Raisin.
No, there were military people that said, you just don't do this.
You don't go into the heart of a very powerful military.
You know, this is...
Hey, you have countries and countries.
You have some countries where...
Yeah, hold the hell on!
I thought last week he was telling us what a bunch of panty wastes Iran is
and how they didn't have anything left to fight back with
and over the weekend blathering about how we could do it in a couple of hours
and Tuesday may be bridge day and paraplynton day all rode into one
military is not the wrong suit this whole thing is militarized like nobody's ever seen before
Half the people are wearing uniforms.
And we had people within the military.
Usually it's not done.
That's one of the reasons.
I was surprised.
Somebody said it's the only time it's ever been done.
I said, that's not possible.
But it is possible.
Because you're going into hundreds of thousands of soldiers along the path.
I mean, look at some of the helicopters how they got hit.
So, yeah, there were people within the military that said it's a wise.
And don't forget, how many men did you say?
and altogether approximately
for the operation?
I'd love to keep that a secret.
Okay, well we are.
But I will tell you
the number, I'll keep it a secret, but it was
hundreds, and hundreds
of these people.
So he's going to keep it a secret, not tell us
how many people were involved, but it was hundreds.
And poor General Raisin over there.
Yeah, General Raisin,
They say, sir, I'd like to keep that a secret.
Is he central casting?
But hundreds of people went into this journey.
Hundreds of people could have been killed.
Forget about the equipment, a lot of equipment, nobody cares.
Hundreds of people.
Nobody cares about the equipment.
Did you catch that?
Because last I checked when we left Afghanistan, he was barking and grunting and howling
and hooting and braying about,
we left all of the equipment,
we left in so much equipment,
but only the best equipment.
You know, in furtherance of a deal
that he had made as president
the first time through.
Could have been killed.
So we had people that were
within the military that said
this is not a wise,
and I understood that,
but I decided to do it.
Yeah, so I just want to go back
to all this salute snapping.
I understand them saying,
yes, sir, we've got to,
you know,
we never leave a man behind, we never leave a pilot behind, sure.
But what I want to know is when he tells them to fire up the neutron bombs,
is there even one general, one who will say no, sir?
And if there is, how long will it be before somebody puts a bullet through his brain?
we are on a terrifying path
and really the only people who can stop him
are his own people
maybe it is maybe it's time to look
again
at the 25th Amendment
section 4
is the long part
that lays out how you would go about
removing a president
who has gone
cuckoo bananas
whenever the vice president and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress made by law provide.
Okay, so we can just forget about or of such other body as Congress made by law provide because Congress has sat on its ass and never did anything about this.
So it's whenever the vice president and a majority of the principal officers of the executive departments, basically the cabinet, send a letter.
that is to say
transmit to the president
pro tempore of the Senate
oh sweet Jesus
that would be chuckles grassly
were fucked already
and the Speaker of the House
you know
ordained Southern Baptist
minister brother pastor
mullah Moses
Mike Johnson
who thinks that if we
knew Iran it might just make
Jesus come back
their written declaration
So a majority of the cabinet and the vice president would have to send a letter to those two guys,
and it would say the president is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.
The minute that happens, the vice president immediately shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as acting president.
So what you're talking about is a war in the cabinet.
because a majority is not going to do is not going to say that i don't think you could even get half to say that
and i don't think even half of the cabinet likes jimmy dick bowman or the jd egg or jd vance or whatever
they're calling themselves these days enough to stick with him that way but we're talking about a hypothetical
here so let's talk about a hypothetical here we are so scooed yeah
So once you've had the war in the cabinet, thereafter, we are in the final paragraph of Section 4 of the 25th Amendment now, when the president, it should have been if, but when the president transmits to the president pro tempore the Senate, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office.
unless the vice president and majority of the cabinet
transmit within four days to the president pro tempore the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives
their written declaration that the president is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office
in other words he's still crazy he's still batshit crazy well that's when everything
really gets weird so the the cabinet transmits a letter saying he's bad
shit crazy he can't be president uh the president his supporters transmit another letter saying
not neither and i'm still president and then the vice president's side says oh he's still nuts and
he's got four days to do that then it goes to the congress if they're not in session they've got
48 hours to come into session and once in session well they've got 21 days after receipt of the
latter written declaration, the oh yes, he's still nuts letter, or if not in session within 21 days after Congress is required to assemble,
then it takes a two-thirds vote of both houses, that the president is nuts and can't do his job.
And during that whole time, the vice president continues to be acting president.
And it closes the 25th Amendment, section 4 closes by saying, otherwise,
the president shall resume the powers and duties of his office.
You know how hard we said impeachment was?
Getting 67 United States senators to convict someone who was obviously guilty?
Y'all, this is even harder.
And either way, in either instance, J.D. Vance becomes the president of the United States.
Uh, y'all okay?
because your humble ostus is not okay.
And then there's the military question, like I asked earlier.
In his first term, there were generals and admirals who were willing to tell him no.
Mark Millie got himself in a world of shit because he called his Chinese counterpart and said,
listen, even if he says to do something incredibly stupid, we are not going to do it.
well he's gone now
general milly
gone
maca says i have not been okay in quite some
time
yeah i know
horrifying
leon new york says if a general said no
it says no it'll be like nixon's saturday night
massacres say yes or get fired repeat until the military person says yes
it does feel a little bit like that but there's a limited number of people who
have the necessary keys with which to order a nuclear strike.
So, yeah, I don't know.
Firemen, make them pass the key.
No.
Jesus.
Oh, thanks, Emilio.
Don't worry.
Congress would never let 47's madness go unchecked.
They take their job very seriously.
Sure.
Jeremy says it was SEAL Team 6.
This fucker had nothing to do other than.
say go evidently it was quite a firefight as well hopefully no americans were hurt
ralps just said maybe the general that was fired said no that was the secretary of the army
and uh i don't think that was it ralps he was fired because because the d u i hire whiskey pete kegbreath
has a vendetta against the army because of the actions they took when he was reported
as being a potential hostile element within his own unit.
In other words, a potential terrorist.
Ho-wee.
But, yeah, that guy's gone.
The planes were so fast, says Lee.
He remembers how slow Snoopy was flying that sop with camel.
Who knew camels could fly?
Everyone knows pigs can't fly.
Iran will be too easily defeated because they try to make camels fly.
Holy shit.
And look, it's not just us over here.
I mean, damn.
we've had a couple of instances lately where none other than Alex Jones
has been saying things that weren't entirely nutty.
Well, Alex, the password again was ketchup.
And here then is Alex Jones catching up.
Even a stopped clock can be right twice a day.
Hands down, I have been on air 32 years, April 15th,
1994, April 15th, first show I ever did as a guest on a show about the income tax and the Federal Reserve.
It's a guest.
Hands down, am I 32 years on air?
Nothing has ever even come close to how much danger we're in and the insanity of what's unfolding
and the nightmare that Trump has become.
Madness of King, George III, 25th Amendment,
whatever you want to call it,
if you look at the foreign control of Israel,
if you look at him changing stories every time,
we don't want the straight,
it's your fault, Europe and Middle East,
you go fix it, we don't need it.
Now, open the effing straight, a la Akbar,
or I'll destroy you.
20 plus times, we've had victory, regime change,
we're done.
Israeli operatives on TV.
Hey, Americans signed up to die.
They want to die.
They're professionals.
All of this is insane.
No real objective.
They told him it would fall.
A few of his advisors, not Tulsi Gabbard,
not the chairman of the Joint Chiefs,
not Eric Prince, and now this.
Trump threatens to take out.
This is a quote,
the entire country of Iran tomorrow night,
military planning underway.
How do you take out an entire country?
Now, we have the backdrop.
of the neocon mouthpieces that he says listen to saying use nukes we have nettingahu's deputy who's even more hardcore than him
neocons i mean i don't like them but i don't think it's the neocons who are doing this it's the straight-up
fascists you know the people that you mostly love aleks but lo and behold here he is an advisor to nut
an advisor to Psychobibi, what?
And they're talking about using nuclear weapons and neutron bombs.
I'm the only one a week before the attack 37 days ago that said,
Israel has an arsenal of neutron bombs.
Every major country does.
Doesn't destroy infrastructure, but it kills even hundreds of feet underground
and a giant radiation burst.
You hit a full dose, you're dead in five minutes.
Most people, a couple days, excruciating pain.
It's been tested on Amazon.
animals, you name it. They claim they stopped building them in the 70s. No, it's neutron bomb all the way and other stuff.
So Israel has this big giddy event with all these Kinescent members. Oh, we're about to use nukes.
He's like, don't tell them, don't tell them. The neutrons, hey, don't give the secret away.
Ha, ha, ha. I think there's a good chance because Israel threatened Trump. This is confirmed that they would nuke 37 days ago.
If Trump didn't do this, then they went in because Trump had finally listened and wasn't going to do it.
It's a tug of war.
And he thought it would be quickly over.
So this is existential to life on this planet.
He's doubling down.
He's gambling like he's a degenerate gambler at the craps table or the lit wheel at 4 a.m.
He's already bet the house, already sold the farm.
And now he's trying to sell his plasma, his blood to keep betting.
But our blood, this is total cuckoo town.
Now, Iran came back with a plan that capitulated some.
Trump said no.
He had a plan.
They said no, because they know they control the straight over moves.
So now it's not just bridges and not just 36 universities they blew up,
that they say the public love, you see him screaming and yelling and fear.
But now it's total destruction, which means, yeah, they're floating nuclear.
And they're so crazy.
Who knows?
So here's President Trump during the press conference that just ended,
saying I will destroy the entire country.
I thought we're liberating these people.
I thought the majority wanted us.
Now they admit the CIA and Israel gave a bunch of weapons.
That failed.
This is how Israel got us into this.
Try to get us in the Strait of Hormuz, Karg Island.
Do you, I mean, because I'm struggling with this.
Do you realize how absolutely insane this timeline has to be?
for the man who said that chemicals in the water are transing the frogs to suddenly be making sense?
A guy whose hustle is selling paleo-chococlet chicken bone beverage actually understands what's going on here?
Alex Jones and I will never agree.
He's a creepy, gross.
Royd-raging grifter.
And not much of a dad or a husband, according to his ex-wife.
Holy shit.
All of it's about entrapping us for regime change, sucking us in.
And just this weekend, I talked to high-level Pentagon, high-level White House, White House reporters.
Trump-Cons.
Sure you did.
You're not here on the news anymore.
Notice Flynn didn't say anything.
saying notice you'll hear Roger Stone.
Where's Roger Stone for a week plus?
Can't even go on air.
He's so freaked out.
These people have had hour-long conversations with Trump.
They were going to fire Tulsi Gabbard last week, Trump was.
They explained she's the only one that's loyal.
Well, she didn't say that she advised me go to war because she didn't.
But she at least said, hey, I followed my orders.
I'm not going to tell you what I probably told him.
They've been purging people they think Barnes has talked to.
But even Susie Wiles is now in the war leaking that last week.
this is insane okay hold on a minute so he's saying there is dissent within maggot world
the the very close world around this mental defective but it doesn't seem to have come to much has it
i'm going to talk to mars about what he thinks is really happening is incredible sources just as good as mine or better
but I can tell you all
when I tell you I've been told this
by people that talk to the president at length
what's crazy is he agreed
and was trying to find an off-ramp
and then he does this he's all over the map
when I tell you this stuff
I'm not pulling it out of my butt
I told you about the cabinet meeting
6th Jennifer Kirk was killed
well there went dinner
in the central daylight time zone
I don't want to hear anything about Alex Jones's
but where cash Patel said
I want foreign involvement killed
and any accomplices
And it came out exactly as I told you the exact day.
I was giving that people at the meeting because they were scared to put it out.
I will.
And I'm telling you, this is even more crazy that he was pissed at Levinne last week and saying he's evil.
I shouldn't listen to him, but he's my friend, so I did.
Bad advice.
There's only one problem with this portion of the paranoid raving.
Okay, there's a lot of problems.
But the one that comes immediately to mind is the fact that they were afraid to say it,
but they know I will.
Well, then,
why hasn't Alex Jones been long since double-tapped?
Anybody?
Bueller?
Right?
That's how Trump's out of his mind, okay?
There is no doubt this is a different Trump.
At 79, they finally pushed him into oblivion.
This is not a different Trump.
He's been out of his mind all along.
The problem, as that one writer,
pointed out some months, a couple of months back, and it really made an impression on me,
it's not the natural process of dementia setting in.
This is a mental decline brought on by the fact that he's a crankhead,
and he has always been a speed freak.
Always.
Noel Casler during the years of the apprentice, talking about him snorting rails of Adderall.
Unable to control his bowels and bladder because of his drug abuse.
This is where it...
That's where it comes from.
He's never been stable.
Everything he says is projection or confession.
And way back, what did he call himself?
I'm a very stable genius.
The only people who describe themselves as stable are people who know they aren't.
Because some people implode in, he imploded up.
He does not give a flying rat's ass.
That's my assessment.
I don't know what Barnes states to stop this, but they're leaning on the daring rescue raid
and the pilots how great they are as if that makes them look good.
As they lose the war, they try to focus in on this little success.
So here's Trump back to back.
I'm telling you, if you want some context and you want to see how this all plays out,
I really can't recommend better than Thucydides.
The Peloponnesian War.
Iran had... Iran.
Roxanne.
Athens had all the power.
Sparta had a big military.
But Athens was sure that they could start some shit
and get away with it.
And for a while they did.
And then they over-extended on a plan to invade
Syracuse in Sicily.
They were pushed into it by a guy named Al-Qibiotis, who was their lead Stratigos, general,
who not long after getting them embroiled in the siege of Syracuse and Athenian soldiers dying like flies,
well, guess what El-Cidiades did?
He switched sides.
yeah and went over to the Spartans
one wonders who the Alcibiades is in this
set piece one does wonder
threatening what
Alex
nuclear war that is
they already done it so that's what this is
that's my view my assessment
and let me tell you right here in the gut
it's real
when your brain's sure or something tells this
get your shit together
okay
And then Hegsteth comparing the weapons officer that survived to Jesus.
I love Christianity.
I'm a Christian.
And I like Trump promoting Jesus.
But all this couching the war in Jesus and all this is exploitive and is wrong.
Now, Barnes is going to come on right now.
How about evil?
We're going to get to all this, but here's the clips.
The entire country could be taken out in one night.
And that night might be tomorrow night.
Shot down on a Friday.
Good Friday.
hidden in a cave, a crevice all of Saturday, and rescued on Sunday.
Flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday.
Gosh, it almost sounds like they scripted it to work that way, doesn't it?
I know, Kim, I do.
We're not exactly little lambs going to the slaughter, Kim says.
We can blame Notton Yahoo from sunup to sundown, as we should.
But we're not little innocent naifs being tricked.
by the big old Israel.
No, no, we have long had a bellicose contingent of people who don't give a rat's ass about one of the most precious resources this country has, our people, and our military personnel, especially the non-commissioned types who, the poverty draft does horrible things to people.
when it's your only way out you go you sign up you'd follow your orders and maybe you come out of the military with a marketable skill but if it is true and you know take alex jones with a grain of salt if they said if if b b b said to him if you don't if you don't if you don't start this war we're going to nuke iran i mean on the one hand that kim that just sounds nuts but then again i'm a
relatively well-adjusted human being.
I can't imagine people thinking that way, but
we live in a world where people do
think that way.
And, well,
that fascist cabinet
in power in Israel,
fascism and paranoia
go together like
chocolate and peanut butter.
Fascist
regimes are always paranoid and Israel has had a lot of paranoia over almost its entire existence.
But there are things that are scarier in this, like the fact that this is not, I mean, this is real.
I remember reading about this years ago, there are war planners in Israel who say, well, if we're not going to survive, we're just going to light up the whole region.
nobody else gets to survive either
but what happens when it's a
what happens when it's a first strike
what happens
if they get the united states
well not the united states
what if they get this filthy fascist regime
to nuke iran with neutron bombs
do they not think there will be blowback
does bivy think he can
run to the podium and say
i didn't do this i counseled against it
and that somebody's not going to light up Jerusalem and Tel Aviv?
Maybe not Jerusalem.
But at least Tel Aviv?
It would take a hell of a lot fewer neutron bombs to do in Israel than it will to do in the 90 million people of Iran.
But no, Kim, we are not lambs.
The sad thing is there's a verse out there that says,
be as
gentle as lambs and as wise as serpents
well we've got the serpent part down but it ain't wisdom
it's just pure venom
this is this is one of the most astounding clips i've ever run
from alex jones a pilot reborn
all home and accounted for a pilot reborn rejoicing
god is good
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's come again.
We'll take out the entire country of Iran.
Imagine when they hear that.
This has already unified them.
When I'm going to take you all out.
That's like the Martians.
Surrender or you're all dead.
I wouldn't have gone there.
This is the worst thing you could do other than all the other stuff he's been doing.
That if you wanted to unify an enemy,
I mean, he came out last week and said,
we're not going to help Medicare, Medicaid, or any of this.
Not that he's a friend of Medicare and Medicaid,
and yes, we played that clip.
We don't have money for scams like that.
Scams.
Scams.
Medicare is a scam.
Medicaid is a scam.
Child care is a scam.
And it might be helpful here to just,
for us all to just remind ourselves that there's nothing new in this.
Oh, no.
You could have tuned in in 1995 to Rush Limbaugh.
My friends, these social programs are all scams.
That's communism.
And you know what?
Alex Jones has been part of it too.
Now suddenly he cares about the social safety net, please.
I was born at night, not last night.
the only thing he wants money for is the military
you know why he wants all that money for the military
because he knows that he's about to start World War III
and we're and and and we will
if he nukes Iran
the world will not stand by
Pakistan is trying to mediate this dispute
to a certain extent
would Pakistan fling a nuke or two
at Tel Aviv
you think
would mother Russia
drop one right on
nitwit Nero?
I don't think so because, well, remember
Kresnov
but then again
it wouldn't be the first time they wiped out one of their own
when he went rogue.
How about
China? I think
China is probably the
sharpest
of this bunch
because they'll just wait and clean up the mess
that's left. You know, they're
belt and road program that's been going on for pretty much the entirety of this century
has already made tremendous inroads not just into Europe but into the African continent
this is and is it helpful there's the next question is it helpful that Alex Jones is
saying this to his mouth-walking, knuckle-breathing,
followers.
Let's see, says Cynthia.
Nuky Ron tomorrow, Paula White goes into orgasm and Jesus comes on Wednesday.
He wants to stop Trump now.
Well, at the end of the day, he's still a cowardly, fearful little man.
He's been a coward all his life.
That's why they got the Bonespurs letter.
A hero dies but once.
a coward dies a thousand deaths.
We in New York, on the other hand, says starting World War III, I don't think so.
If it became a World War, it might be World War II and a turd.
Ah, World War II and a toid.
Okay.
Well, it also reminds me of what Einstein is said to have remarked.
I don't know how World War III will be fought,
but I do know how World War IV will be with sticks and stones.
War economy.
The opposite, I mean, that just handed them the midterms.
The Democrats are back.
That's a good idea.
We're them.
Whatever, he promised the opposite.
If you're going to do that, you sure as hell don't say it.
Good God, he's committing Sepaku.
If you don't know Japanese, that means political suicide.
That's not let's say, too, Matt Alex.
Play him three times saying we will take out the entire country of Iran.
You know what that's going to do?
Israel told him to kill the Mullah.
every study said that would make them come together.
Think you kill the Pope, makes Catholics give up?
You're going to get a holy war.
Here it is.
The entire country can be taken out in one night,
and that night might be tomorrow night.
The entire country can be taken out in one night,
and that night might be tomorrow night.
The entire country can be taken out in one night,
and that night might be tomorrow night.
All right, so that is terrorism 101.
and I've been trying to, like, say, we need to salvage Trump because it's better than Democrats and getting back on base than he was talking about doing it.
But at this point, Barnes, thanks for holding for 12 minutes while I ranted.
You're smart guy. Am I wrong? What the hell's going on here?
I mean, this is just a nightmare.
Ah, well, yeah.
But you'll notice that a nuclear holocaust on planet Earth is still better than having Democrats in control of the government so that we can make sure people are fed, clothed,
housed, can go to the doctor when they're sick.
Yeah, just nobody say anything to him about, no.
Oh, it's better than the Democrats.
They'll be transing everybody.
Even the frogs are trans now.
Completely.
When I was up in Washington, D.C. in January, met with a range of high-ranking
officials in the Trump administration.
And this is what they were warning of.
They said that Trump had become, had gone King Lear Matt.
that he wanted no negative information shared with him.
This was effectively implicitly acknowledged this past week by Susie Wiles in a story in Newsweekend in time
where she was starting to demand people share negative information
because for the last month, high-ranking cabinet officials, members of the Pentagon,
members of the intelligence community, were afraid to share any honest or accurate information with the president.
This is why he had convinced he watches Fox News all the time, follows those sources,
the Clay Travis's of the world, the Steve Deces of the world, people that are saying we're winning,
that it's the greatest victory ever, that it's the most amazing military victory ever,
that we've taken out all of their missiles, all of their drones, all of their underwater drones,
all of their underwater drones, all of their go-fast boats, they can blow things up in the street.
The entire regime has collapsed.
There's going to be regime change any minute, and a peaceful Democratic Iran is going to a surge out,
and we're about to get a peace ceasefire because they're begging for it.
He believed all these things that were patently false.
That's why he said on Wednesday night, we can fly over Tehran anytime we want as low as we want,
and they can't do anything about it.
Well, what happened?
We had a half dozen planes to be shot down over the weekend.
That's what happened because Trump was completely wrong.
And I've confirmed their line about casualties.
It's reportedly hundreds of dead.
All sorts of stuff shot down.
This is horrible.
Yeah, they classified the casualty list.
There were so many with severe traumatic brain injuries that they shipped off to the hospital in Germany,
that in Germany that hospital instructed people to not come in locally.
Yeah, well, there's what Jeremy's been talking about for a month,
that the casualties are far worse than anything this nightmare of the government is letting on.
But just to put a bit of a bow on it, we should note that,
Joe Rogaine, Pink Shrek, sat down for a little talk-talk with Theo Vaughn,
who has never met a fascist he didn't like.
Jesus, these chud bros.
And Pink Shrek and Theo Vaughn apparently aren't fans either.
just a brief one, but let's check in.
It just seems so insane based on what he ran on.
I mean, this is why a lot of people feel betrayed, right?
He ran on No More Wars and these stupid senseless wars,
and then we have one that we can't even really clearly define why we did it.
Are you excited for the White House card?
That looks really good.
Yes.
I'm excited.
It sounds crazy.
I know it's going to be very high security and high stress and weird.
to have a fight at the White House in the middle of a war.
I would hope the war will be sorted out by June, but quite honestly, I'm not confident that that's going to be the case.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that would be weird.
Yeah.
Having this very high...
He's 80.
He doesn't have much to lose.
Right.
Last term.
That's the scary thing about old leaders.
It's like death is imminent.
It's within a decade, if you're lucky.
That's spooky.
That's spooky.
Like, you know, you're making decisions for babies and children and the future of the world.
And you've only got 10, maybe 10 years left on Earth.
So we now...
Yeah, so that's the...
I mean, he campaigned on No Forever Wars.
Thank you.
We, we voted for him because of that.
You stupid fuck!
I mean, Joe Rogaine, you monumentally humongous,
Dumbass, you gullible goon.
He told tens of thousands of lies in the first four years he was in office.
And what?
Ah, yeah.
You were okay.
You thought that was the liberal media telling to you saying that he was lying.
I know.
Micah says, huh, it's almost like he lied, like we said he was.
but these are dude bros
these are chud bros
this is an
MMA guy who took too many blows to the head
and like I said
Theo Vaughn has never met a fascist he didn't like
in his
the most recent
comedy special for I think Netflix
Mark Marin
just eviscerated
Theo Vaughn
saying that he was
do a sympathetic interview, you know, with a Nazi saying, well, I'm sure he didn't mean.
I know.
I know, Steve, in New York, I agree with Alex Jones.
Let me out of this timeline, please.
It's not a healthy place to be.
Oh, I know.
I know.
Michael says, imagine this.
If Joe Biden did any of this while he was in office or even Obama while wearing a tan suit,
can you imagine getting up on Easter morning
to Barack Obama saying
praise be to Allah
maybe he should have because every Republican head in the country
would have gone all Mars attacks and gone
with the slim Whitman music playing
God almighty
also Michael adds
why the hell do the Republicans hide
the health of their president you know like
hiding the fact that Reagan had dementia
while in office, but yet Biden was too
senile to be president, but Mango Manchild's a
fucking genius. Who are these people?
Well, who these people are?
Fascists, Michael.
And
this is the way
fascism works.
In fascism,
your enemy is always
hopelessly weak,
but at the same time,
inconceivably
powerful.
Just look at how they
describe the trans community.
Right?
Constantly demeaning trans people.
There's a new story about that today.
Maybe get into it at some point.
But on the one hand, totally demeaning people of trans experience.
But at the same time, you know, because trans people are all crazy, but at the same time, you know, because trans people are all crazy, but at the same time,
so powerful they can overturn the social order and ruin all our footballs and and destroy women's sports
so exhausting that that's exactly how they operate oh and by the way just in case yeah when he was speaking today at his madcap press conference nitwit nero closed up closed his remarks by talking about how
And I'm not kidding, because they've reclaimed the word.
It's filthy in my mouth.
How retarded Joe Biden was.
That was the word he used.
This timeline, Lee in New York, says,
I almost expect to turn a corner and see Spock with a beard.
Ooh, that would be creepy, wouldn't it?
Although, I don't know, maybe Ninja Sulu would be kind of cool.
Jeremy getting his sarcasm on.
we're 100% better off with Trump than Kamala.
Think about if she was in office.
We would be hearing a laugh of joy, that terrible laugh of hers.
What could possibly be worse?
I know.
And from Kim.
Joe Rogaine.
That's the problem with having old leaders.
No, that's the problem with having old Republican sociopathic leaders.
And there we have it.
Just wow.
And I should note that at the same time that we talk about the fascist government of Israel,
dragging it with Nero around like they've got a ring through his nose.
All is not so well in Israel itself.
There was an anti-war rally in Tel Aviv.
And Alex Witt did an interview from the streets with a chorus.
over on MS now.
Trump and Netanyahu war in Iran and now also in Lebanon goes against our interest, our safety and security.
Netanyahu, for political reasons, wants to sacrifice the life and security of all here to remain in power for his own political reasonings
and because of his extremist coalition partners and people in Israel have been fed up with it.
This perspective, Alex, is one that I think is increasingly familiar to Americans,
especially in the recent context of these downed American jets in Iran.
We've heard Trump repeatedly say that the U.S. controls Iranian airspace.
That turns out not to be the case.
Israelis who are critical of the war say that Netanyahu and his government have been for years now claiming victory in these ongoing conflicts,
which nevertheless, even after these supposed victories, continue again.
That's why they call these forever wars.
That's why they say that it's time to come up with a different solution.
Again, the fascists don't much care.
they're going to do what fascists do.
And, you know, I don't just fling that word around.
Oh, no. Good God.
Sorry, I'm just a little ray of sunshine.
But here we are.
And by the way, talking about unifying the people of Iran,
look, people will turn to religion
when the secular world around them seems to be falling apart.
if this living world isn't enough,
they will hope and pray for a better one to come.
There are a multitude of examples throughout history.
And while I'm certainly a scholar on Islam,
there is apparently a promise that those who are unjustly killed,
those who are martyred, have a special place in the afterlife.
And if life in this world sucks,
ass, then maybe it'll be better in the great beyond.
It's not much to hang your hat on,
but when you're about to be murdered,
when your entire nation is being threatened with genocide,
and make no mistake,
that is what Trump is threatening a fucking genocide.
Well, what else do you do, then say,
just be good to me when I'm dead, God.
I've done my best down here
in this veil of sorrows.
What happens when, as Chris Christopherson wrote,
freedom means nothing left to lose?
I mean, the madness of this press conference today
cannot be overestimated.
You've said glory be to God in this conflict.
Do you believe that God supports the United States actions in this?
I do because God is good.
Because God is good.
And God wants to see people taking care of.
God doesn't like what's happening.
I don't like what's happening.
Everyone says, I don't enjoy this.
I don't enjoy it. These two guys don't enjoy it.
You know, people say, oh, boy, they're so tough.
They don't want, they don't like, I don't like seeing people killed.
I've ended eight wars.
Nobody's ever done it.
He's playing his imaginary invisible accordion.
The person who won the Nobel Prize came to me and said,
you deserve the Nobel Prize.
She announced that when they announced, they said,
goes to Maria.
She's a great person, really a good person.
She said, no, no, no, this is ridiculous.
They gave me the Nobel Prize.
President Trump ended eight wars.
I could go over every one of them, including India and Pakistan,
where the Prime Minister of Pakistan said,
President Trump saved from 30 to 50 million lives.
That makes me much happier than what we're doing right now.
That makes me much happier.
We have one more to end, by the way.
You called yesterday in your truth socially,
called the Iranian's crazy bastards.
True.
What is your response to critics who say that...
I don't care about critics.
What is your response to critics who say that is your mental health
that should perhaps be examined as this war continues?
I haven't heard that.
But if that's the case, you're going to have to have more people like me,
because our country was being ripped off on trade,
on everything, for many years until I came along.
So if that's the case, you're going to have to have more people,
Dasha.
Do you go?
Do you said that very little is on?
limits in Iran as far as the target including power plants bridges you've mentioned
those very little is often are there certain kinds of civilian targets though I'm
thinking I don't want to tell you that I don't want to tell you that we have we have a
plan because of the power of our military where every bridge in Iran will be
decimated by 12 o'clock tomorrow night where he doesn't even have
He doesn't even comprehend the...
Okay.
You knew sooner or later I'd get to...
Hey, look, I've already done ancient Greece and Sparta and Athens.
Yeah, why not?
Go there, Roxanne.
During the Spartacus revolt,
Marcus Licinius Crossus was put in charge of putting it down.
And at one point in time, he was so upset by the performance of his legions,
But he ordered their decimation.
And, okay, so the legions were basically a base 10 organizational system, cohorts,
and then a centurion was a centurion because he was in charge of a hundred legionnaires.
Well, to decimate one's legion is to kill every tenth man.
to kill one in ten
leaving one at 90% effectiveness
but he's going to so what he's going to take out
one tenth of every bridge
or he's going to take out one bridge out of every ten
god the stupid gets wearisome
Micah says I actually saw this question in another context online today
the answer you react as most human do
humans do while your enemy tries to finish you
and the people on the sideline tut tut at you for it
while talking about how regrettable the situation is.
Yeah, Germany, one-third while one-third, while one-third, et cetera, et cetera.
Every power plant in Iran will be out of business, burning, exploding, and never to be used again.
I mean, complete demolition by 12 o'clock, and it'll happen over a period of four hours if we wanted to.
We don't want that to happen.
We may even get involved.
Nice little power plant you got there.
be ashamed of something happened to it.
With helping them rebuild their nation,
and you know what, if that's the case,
the last thing we want to do is start with power plants,
which are among the most expensive things, and bridges,
clean coal-fired power plants.
Saw the bridge, the bridge went,
we were very close to a deal,
and then I got a call from Mr. Whitkov,
Mr. Kushner, and J.D., saying,
I think they're breaking the deal.
I said, tell them that's okay.
Don't worry about it.
But tell them to look out their window and watch.
And within 45 minutes, I gave the order to knock out the biggest bridge.
I gave the order to knock out the biggest bridge in, I believe the Middle East, but the biggest bridge in Iran.
Iran's not in the Middle East, dumbass.
And within 10 minutes after I gave that order, that bridge was over.
So do I want to do that?
I mean, he's confessing more crimes, one after another.
If you could get him in the dock and the hague,
all you'd have to do would be to play his own words back at him
and then, well, take action as necessary.
No, do I want to destroy their infrastructure?
No, it will take them 100 years to rebuild.
Right now, if we left today,
it would take them 20 years to rebuild.
their country and it would never be as good as it was.
And the only way they're going to be able to rebuild their country.
And it would never be as good as it was.
But maybe we could make a deal and I could build them.
Is to utilize the genius of the United States of America.
Your displeasure with NATO in the past, is there a danger to the U.S.
not being the de facto of the leader of the alliance and then other powers within the alliance
than getting the decision making when it comes to wars and nuclear weapons?
No, it's not a danger.
You're, look, we went to NATO.
I didn't ask very strongly.
I just said, hey, if you want to help, right?
No, no, no, we will not help.
I said, that's all right.
You don't want to help?
Because I've always said NATO's a paper tiger.
See, NATO is a paper tiger.
Putin's not afraid of NATO.
Putin's afraid.
This is the Krasnov portion of the madness.
Afraid of us, very afraid of us.
And he's explained it to me a lot of times.
I got to know him very well.
I know very well.
Oh, I'll bet he's explained it to you.
Explained exactly what you're going to do
while showing you the video and still photo evidence of, you know,
you raping little children in St. Petersburg.
NATO is a paper tiger.
NATO is us.
And when we needed them, but we didn't need them, by the way.
When we needed them, we didn't need them.
When we needed them, we didn't need them.
It's simple.
We didn't need them, obviously, because they haven't helped at all.
Just the opposite.
They've actually gone out of their way not to help.
They didn't even want to give us landing strips.
Think of it.
And it's not just NATO.
You know who else didn't help us?
South Korea didn't help us.
You know who else didn't help us?
Australia didn't help us.
You know who else didn't help us?
Japan.
You ignorant motherfucker.
The Constitution of Japan that the United States wrote for,
them precludes them taking offensive action with their military.
You know, if all of your allies are saying no while you're saying yes, maybe it's a you problem.
We've got 50,000 soldiers in Japan to protect them from North Korea.
We have 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect us from Kim Jong-un, who I get along with very well,
as you know. Do you notice he said very nice things about me. He used to...
God damn.
I mean, we used to play the Captain Quigg clip from the Kane Mutiny.
Now the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is General Raisin Kane.
Oh, the irony.
The goddess is working overtime.
She really is.
To call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person, okay?
So don't tell me about your stuff.
Joe Biden, he said he's a mentally retarded person.
He was so nasty to Joe Biden.
It was terrible.
but to me he likes Trump.
And you notice how nice things are with North Korea?
It's very nice.
Yeah, because he rolled over for Kim Jong-un.
Did whatever Kim Jong-un wanted.
And here we are.
How would Kim Jong-un know the mental status of Joe Biden?
They never met.
And Joe Biden, God damn sure, never shook Kim Jong-un's hand or saluted his ass.
But we have 45,000 people.
soldiers in harm's way. And right next to Kim Jong-un with a lot of nuclear weapons,
45, which should have never happened if a certain president, I'm not going to mention this
president because I happen to like him, believe it or not. But if a certain president did his
job, Kim Jong-un would not have nuclear weapons right now. But they were all afraid to do their
job properly. But just to conclude, and just to finish, Japan didn't help us, Australia didn't
help us. South Korea didn't help us. And then you get to NATO, NATO didn't help us.
There were some countries that did. Now, countries that have been good, now you could also
say they're got to be a little bit more involved because they're in the territory, but Saudi Arabia
has been excellent, Qatar has been excellent, UAE has been excellent, Bahrain, Kuwait. I mean, Kuwait
did shoot around three of our planes. The only planes, really, that we lost it with, friendly fire,
they call it. I call it unfriendly fire.
That was not friendly fire that took down that A-10 Wardhog and that F-15E.
But by the way, just to...
Not to put too fine a point on it.
Well, if another president had done his job, North Korea wouldn't have nukes.
I mean, I don't want to see anything bad about him because I actually like him.
Anybody care to guess who he's talking about?
You already know, I'm sure.
Dumbia.
George Dumbia Bush.
Has there been a statement put out by George W. Bush saying,
I repudiate all of this nuclear madness?
Kind of hard for him to do that, though, isn't it?
We're going to take Saddam out.
He tried to kill my daddy.
Eight wars, says Michael.
What wars?
And how many times has he been in church?
He can't even say one Bible verse.
Was Hitler this bad with patting himself on the back like Mango Manchild does?
Do we really all die in 2000?
and this is hell are we in a coma from a bad accident and this is a nightmare?
I got one word for you.
One word for you, Michael.
Harambe.
Harambe.
That's when this all went to shit.
From Lee in New York.
Just to conclude and just to finish, Rojé is turning over in his grave.
If he spins.
any faster, well, the centrifugal force may pop him out of the dirt wherever he may be.
Yeah, Ralph's, he was talking about dubs, Emilio.
I can't believe Australia didn't help.
They unfortunately didn't know how to use our great patriots.
The pilots said, what kind of a missile's coming at us?
Patriot.
Boom, they got out.
because they know a patriot never misses.
So they had beautiful...
Wait, hold on.
Ask that to the people in southern Israel.
Oh, I'm sorry, they're dead because the Patriot missed.
Beautiful patriots.
There were planes heading in their direction.
Unfortunately, they decided to shoot those planes.
They were our planes.
So, you know, NATO is a paper tiger.
Now, he's coming to see...
Wait a minute.
Patriots are anti-missile missiles.
What took out those three warplanes, you know, the Kuwaitis,
we're blaming the Kuwaitis, we probably did it ourselves.
Those were Sam's, surface-to-air missiles.
You don't shoot a patriot at, my God, why am I even?
On Wednesday, as you know, he's a wonderful guy.
Secretary General is great.
and Mark Ruta
he's a great person but
he's got and you know
it all began with
he's got and you know this is all just stream of consciousness
y'all
you want to know the truth
Greenland we want Greenland
they don't want to give it to us and I said
bye bye
okay thank you very much everybody
bye
okay thank
he's saying bye bye
to
Greenland
and then it's
time to go.
I got to get my
diaper changed and then I need
a Big Mac.
Jesus Christ.
So what?
Did I get that right?
He said that midnight
this evening is
when the balloon goes up.
Is anybody in the world
community
telling him you better
you better not drop a nuke
or does the world community know him so
so well that they know that if they tell him not to, that's exactly what he'll do.
Yeah, Kim, exactly.
Kim in New York says, we're being held hostage by a maniac.
How the hell can the press just sit there listening to this insanity?
Not one sentence wasn't a lie.
Not one sentence made any sense.
And yet the press sits on their hands and laps it out.
Congress continues to kiss his insane ass.
Well, where the press is concerned,
like just about every other institute,
there's been a purge.
You know, there are no more Sam Donaldson's yelling at the president.
Mr. President!
No.
They cut to a shot of the press pool sitting there in the press room.
And they were youngsters.
A whole room full of right-wing youngsters who think that history began the day they were born,
who have no.
idea whatsoever of a long view of history. And it's, yeah, and it results in us being held hostage by a
maniac, Kim. The, the majority in Congress could reign him in. Remember, they weren't in the majority,
but it was, it was Republicans who went to Richard Nixon and said, you're going to be impeached.
We can't defend you anymore.
and you will be convicted in the Senate.
So then he sat down, cut a deal with Gerald Ford,
and waved bye-bye and got on the helicopter and flew away.
Next thing you know, Buchanan is talking about the lonely walks
that Nixon would take on the beach at San Clementi.
God.
All I can say, Kim, is I guess the, I guess the sane Germans felt
the same way we're feeling now.
Will someone not stop him?
At least some people tried, in Germany's case.
That damn table.
Oh, well.
Meanwhile, old serpent head, James Carville,
that's his wife's nickname for him, just a reminder.
Carville says that there's a big old wake-up coming for nitwit Nero.
Well, cool, James.
I guess all we have to do is survive until morning.
Off the straight to home moves, so you can do this to limit supply.
We're going to live with just way beyond next week or next month or even next year.
Yeah.
There was this moment as well when at the end of the presser, take a look.
I want to show you this.
It all began with, if you want to know the truth, Greenland.
We want Greenland.
They don't want to give it to us.
And I said, bye, bye.
Okay, thank you very much, everybody.
The very literal image of the president kind of walking out on the question about gas
and the fact that he was all over the place.
And you have to wonder where does his acuity fit in when he sounds like this,
finally giving a speech on the war coming late, of course.
So I think I got this straight.
He couldn't buy Greenland.
So he invaded Iran, Obama.
Iran more appropriately.
I mean, it doesn't even,
I don't understand it.
Somebody would have to explain it to me,
but it utterly makes no sense at all
that he wanted Greenland,
but he couldn't have it,
so he's going to bomb Iran.
I don't know.
I mean, yeah, James,
but by the, have we forgotten?
He said a couple of months back.
Well, they wouldn't give me the Nobel Prize.
So now I don't.
have to think of that piece anymore.
No, maybe somebody else can explain it. It doesn't make any sense. Just to be honest with you,
Ari. And the way that he goes at the public, I mean, we know his style, but walking out.
Hold on. Really? Really, James Tarville, the Chewbacca defense? Don't make no sense. When has he
ever?
Not on the gas prices question. They're foolish for opposing the war. Has he,
become a lesser communicator perhaps than he once was?
When was he?
Well, I guess I do know.
This is horrifically unpopular, and there's a conversation that's going on among political
people is how well can Trump go?
I mean, there's a certain, once you get down a hardcore Megan, some people think it's
33, some people think it's 32.
I think his average is now about 35.
So he's scraping the bottom, and I think he's going to find out tomorrow.
We've got two big, you know, pretty big elections,
but, you know, to give you what they call tells in poker game,
but you're going to get two tells more,
and I'm pretty conclusive on the Democratic side, is my guess.
Yeah.
I mentioned in the setup that there's also problems on the right.
I'm going to show you Alex Jones,
not because he's a source for anything true, okay?
I want to set up the clip,
but only because he has been in this right-wing swamp,
and when you're losing some of these folks and you're getting the skeptical.
Everybody's, we heard the Alex Jones clip,
but everybody, I don't think Alex Jones has had this much positive publicity ever.
But everybody's blown away by the fact that the leader of the most hardcore cancerous knot of maggots
is finally saying enough.
Well, questions they've gotten from Tucker and Megan,
and even occasionally on Fox News,
you sort of say, who's left to defend this foreign policy?
Here's Alex Jones.
They close the straits, kill the economy.
Yeah, that wasn't even the clip from earlier today,
or from his show.
That was him in a car somewhere.
And, yeah, I do see what you mean, Kim.
This is what I mean, she says.
Even the damn liberal press is calling his insoling.
sanity his style Jesus Christ yep reminds me the shortest verse in the New Testament I think in the whole Bible
Jesus wept it really says so much it's astonishing thank you colon so very kind of you hey we're down to
1050 if we could get a little a little company let's see how would that take 351 bucks
get us down to
keep us below
$1,000 for the fundraising deficit
going into tomorrow.
And it would mean that we were fully
funded for the first broadcast
day of April last Wednesday
and be working on April
the 2nd. Thank you so
much. I don't
care if he's scraping the bottom.
It doesn't
mean much. Everything
seems to be
what?
well I mean this is all you know the center cannot
the center cannot hold the falcon cannot hear the falconer
over in Nebraska
Don Bacon and I didn't know this he's a
retired Air Force general
Don Bacon is one of those Republicans who says
well I certainly disagree with President Trump
and I'm never going to do a goddamn thing about it
but he's saying out loud what is a fact
Republican Congressman Don Bacon of Nebraska joins him now.
He sits on the House Armed Services Committee.
He's a former Air Force Brigadier General who flew combat missions over Iraq.
Congressman, thanks so much for joining us.
If Iran does not make a deal that is acceptable to President Trump, he says tomorrow the U.S. is going to bomb Iran back to the Stone Ages by hitting these power plants and bridges, would you support that action?
First of all, the aptible solution here is to get a government that's friendly towards the United States and its neighbors and that doesn't want nuclear weapons.
I really need it.
Anything that smacks have blamed the victim, and I hate to say it, but Iran is the victim here.
They were negotiating. We pulled the sneak attacks. We in Israel.
We did that twice with them at the negotiating table.
It's hard to negotiate in good faith when you're literally waiting for the next bomb to drop.
We need an Iran that doesn't want nuclear weapons.
what country on this earth
looking at the behavior of nitwit Niro
doesn't want its own nuclear weapon
especially if they're being characterized as the baddies
you'll notice how solicitous
nitwit Niro was in talking about
his pal Kim Jong-un
you think for a minute if North Korea
didn't have nukes
that we wouldn't have done the same thing to them
we've done to Tehran
the only reason we didn't do something
worse in Venezuela was because we wanted to maintain their oil infrastructure.
And the other day, Nitwit Niro was barking and grunting about how,
we haven't hit Iran's oil, we haven't hit their oil.
It's fucking rained oil in Tehran.
It rained oil.
And Nittwit Nero was said to be mattered in an old wet hen at the Israelis for hitting
those production facilities because he wants the money.
It's always the money.
Finster.
Trumpster.
How many times have I told you not to play with the dirty money?
Oh, but anyway, go ahead, Don Bacon.
Speak forcefully and then do absolutely not a goddamn thing.
The ultimate goal, I don't know that we're going to get there because they have a vote.
And we're probably not going to put much ground forces, if any, and Iran to force that kind of regime change.
Now, to your question.
But your orange daddy says we've already had regime change.
We've had three or four or five or six and seven-eighth's regime changes.
God damn.
By bridges and power plants, I was taught targeting to some degree while I was in the Air Force.
It's all right to hit bridges or power plants that directly enable the military or the senior leadership.
But if these power plants only support the people, then you get into targeting civilians.
and that's not right.
But if you could hit the appropriate...
Dude, that good ship has sailed and sunk in the harbor.
We're targeting civilians.
Power plants or bridges that would affect military movement
or decision-making by the government of Iran.
That's a different story.
I think the president, more than anything, though,
is posturing to tell Iran come to the table
and let's settle this peacefully from here on out.
You fuck wit.
They came to the table, repeatedly.
They even came to the table with the two real estate brokers.
You know, Jared, he went to Jared.
And Whitkoff, whom the Iranians realized were so goddamn dumb
that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.
They even misunderstood the fundamental issue, you know, the civilian reactor.
And misunderstanding, they communicated it back to Julius Gieser, and here we are.
They came to the table, Don Bacon, and then what, a week or so ago, they said,
can we just negotiate with J.D. Vance, maybe?
who by the way
Nitwit Niro fat shamed
at Easter dinner yesterday
JD Lance is here
my vice president
where is he?
Oh yeah
I was I was looking
I was looking around for JD
he was so overweight
but now
well he's lost so much weight
because JD's
been talking about his weight loss journey
Oh, he was so bad.
You know, this from a guy with cancels.
Cancels Caligula.
Go on. Do embarrass yourself further, Don Bacon.
So I think this is a negotiation tactic more than anything.
The president says that the Iranian people, he believes, would be willing to suffer through this decimation of their infrastructure because of how bad the regime is.
Obviously, the regime is evil.
But if there's no...
Really, obviously, the regime is evil.
This is CNN.
Network news.
The regime is evil.
I think maybe they are.
Or maybe they're religious maniacs.
Are religious maniacs evil?
Obviously, the regime is evil.
Well, that's hard-hitting broadcast television journalist Jake Tapper for you there.
No plan to help actually topple the regime and installs.
leaders with an ideology that is better to the Iranian people, embracing more of human rights.
Are the Iranian people going to benefit at all from this?
Hard for them to benefit when they're dead from a nuclear neutron bomb explosion, they're tepper.
And by the way, there's a massive, isn't there a massive electromagnetic pulse with a neutron bomb?
wouldn't that take out their infrastructure?
Wouldn't that take out their power generating capacity?
I've heard a lot about those EMPs over 20 plus years of talking about these things.
And while maybe I'm wrong.
Well, I don't think most Iranians want to go without power and electricity.
Nobody wants to have that happen.
I do think most Iranians want a government that's more representative of the people.
that respects human rights. Clearly, this regime does not. I mean, they're hanging and shooting
people every day for showing any dissent to the government. I think 30,000 is the minimum number.
It could be 40,000 or 50,000. The reins have been murdered. So it's very hard to get regime
change with error power alone. We just have to acknowledge that. I think we've weakened the
leadership. I think we have them on their heels and perhaps now,
if an uprising occurs again by the people, maybe this girl will just collapse.
But that's a hard...
And you know, maybe if they pray hard enough, little frogies will grow wings and won't bump
their little green butts on the ground when they hop.
And this guy sits on the House Armed Services Committee and is deemed a moderate Republican.
Where is the swirly straw?
Feet to do with air power alone.
and I don't believe the president nor Americans want significant ground forces that I ran.
That's not something that would be well embraced.
So I think we hope the regime falls.
But if not, we're going to have to negotiate with the regime that is not fallen.
Oh, my God, the steel trap logic of this man.
Sure, Don Bacon.
Hope the regime falls.
hope in one hand and shit in the other
and see which one fills up first, you genius.
Exactly what we want, but maybe we get enough conditions
put on there that we're in a safer world
because of these operations than we were before.
This regime hated America.
They've been a war with America for 47 years.
They've killed approximately 1,000 Americans.
This is overdue, but the end state's a hard thing to get.
Yeah, and this is overkill, but here we are.
too and air power alone makes it hard.
You're a former combat pilot, so I want to ask you about this weekend's rescue mission
to extract the crew member who had been shot down over Iran.
What stands out to you about the details of this rescue, how risky and complex it was
compared to other past rescue missions?
I was actually more of a backseater type, electronic warfare officer or a whizzo like this
colonel was.
Now, this mission was incredible.
It was incredibly complex.
It was dangerous.
was very well executed.
But to get helicopters in that deep,
and some of those helicopters needed refueling on the ground,
hence you had the 1-30s land on the ground.
You had get the seals in.
You had the search of rescue teams there.
Very complex.
And I think what made it possible was the air superiority that we had.
We have unmanned aircraft flying around, spotting the Iranians
as they were getting closer to the down colonel,
and we were able to target those guys to say,
they got close. So we were able to impede the Iranians getting to this downed airmen.
This would not have been able to happen without air superiority in my view. But it was very complex
and I was so proud of the effort of the joint team. All the services were involved here.
It was incredibly well done. The president today again slammed NATO calling NATO a paper tiger.
He's recently said he's going to consider withdrawing the U.S. from NATO.
You say that would be unacceptable. It would cause a civil war within the geopolit.
conference. Have you trying to speak directly to the president about this to share your perspective?
I've not had a direct conversation with him, but I have had with members of his team.
And I just want to restate pulling out of NATO would be a disaster for decades to come.
It would weaken America. America alone is a weaker America. And our European allies,
they're democratic. They reflect our values. We need to work together.
with Europe on the world's problems.
We need their help to deter Russia.
We need Japan and Australia to help deter China.
And we need allies around us in the Middle East.
We can't do it alone.
And I would point out that, though there's some blame to go on both sides,
the president's threats towards Greenland, Denmark, and Canada have really hurt our standing in Europe.
I know some of the prime...
Really?
Who to think?
But you know what?
He's appearing via video on CNN.
And he's sitting in a room with a lot of bookshelves,
coffee mugs, books he's probably never read.
Right there in plain view, just in case Daddy's watching,
there's a photo of him standing in front of a giant American flag
Smolkin up against.
That's right,
nitwit Nero.
Ministers and presidents personally,
I know many of the ambassadors,
and that caused grave damage to the trust
between the European leaders
towards President Trump
is significantly weakened.
I think it's going to take post
after Trump leaves for us to be able
to heal this if we even can
none. So grave damage has been done,
and I think it's hurt our national
security by what's happened.
Republican Congressman Don Bacon of Nebraska.
Thank you, sir, and thank you for your service.
Yeah, thank you for your service.
And you at present, sir, are as useless as a screen door on a submarine,
kickstand on a tank, tits on a bull.
Thank you.
Micah noting, there's been wrong on both sides vis-a-vis Greenland?
What did the other side do, you boot-licking snod, say no?
Yeah, they said no, and you can't say no to nitwit.
narrow. Bad. That's just bad.
Oh.
Well, I wish this had been one of those
funny Moran Mondays.
It unfortunately
has not been.
A brigadier general, says
Stephen New York. Sorry, but he's just
a fucking dip shit. I know.
Benoit Blanc.
Why, you're just
an idiot.
Uh-huh. He is all that
and a bag of soggy chips.
Thank you to Jude.
Jude jumped in a little bit ago, taking us down to 1025.
Thank you, Jude. Thank you so much.
Jude said a note.
Sorry, I have to jot that down on the brown paper bag.
Jude said, James Talariko is running for senator in Texas.
I follow him as there is a breath of humanity and wisdom he offers.
Sending $25 to you and will offer the same to this man of pure integrity.
He resides in the ether of another.
great man Martin Luther King
Oh dear friends
Jude noting and he's ahead of Ken Paxton
He was hard knowing
Representative Crockett ran at the same time
As she is a warrior
Yeah she is
And
Well
Wait
Did Paxton win the primary?
Did I miss that?
I mean it's possible
I can't catch everything
Well I'm looking here
May 26th
there's a runoff between Ken Paxson and John Cornholio.
So, yeah, that's not a done deal.
But hopefully he does win.
Thanks, Jude, again.
And thank you, Ralph.
We're down to 1,000 to get caught up.
So that means that, let's see, today.
So we're $200 into fully funding last Wednesday.
So thank you very, very much, Ralphs.
A hundred more, and the first day of April is fully funded.
Thank you.
And, yeah, Jude, Paxton is behind James Tallerico,
but Jim Paxton is not the Republican nominee for Senate yet.
He is in a runoff against John Cornholio,
the Republican incumbent on May the 26th.
so we don't know who Tala RICO's opponent will be until that day.
Oh, what's this?
A former professor at Johns Hopkins University, Dr. John Gartner,
appeared on the Daily Beast's podcast with a host named Joanna Coles,
where he said that Nitwit Nero is now addicted to scaring people in starting wars.
oh doctor
my pain is at a 10
now oh doctor
the Epstein files make abundantly clear
that he has long enjoyed hurting people
and perhaps
even
participating in planning
ah you know
murders
Gartner for his part
said
I'm worried that he's going to become
addicted or he's becoming addicted to war
because he gets off on it
Remember when he put out that social media thing where they were splicing actual images of the missiles blowing up stuff like with video games?
They were glorifying it, kind of trivializing it, and having fun with it.
They're still showing him videos of blowing stuff up every morning.
And he blames it on malignant narcissism.
The thing that people need to understand about malignant narcissists, he says, is that they get more pleasure from this,
which is the sadism from feeling powerful by harming and destroying and degrading other people and institutions and in this case countries.
So my fear is that Donald Trump is getting off on this.
He's getting sadistic pleasure from scaring the world and blowing things up.
And in other breaking news, water is wet.
Our malignant narcissists known for maybe using crank and coke and other stimulants?
Why would I not be surprised if they are?
Yeah.
So with that, I'm going to bring this more in Monday to a close.
we've had a lot to think about this afternoon.
A lot indeed.
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Oh, Brother Deacon Asa regarding Don Bacon.
All these mofos have been regurgitating the 30 to 40,000 dead,
protestors at the hands of the regime.
They're simply regurgitating the vomit that bubbles out of a fully Saudi-financed outfit out of London, namely Iran International TV.
Official numbers are on somewhere between 3 and 5,000.
Not trying to work the art bell side of the street here, but if Israel has such deep tentacles inside with the regime,
where they can knock off a fully 20% top tier of the regime goons and brag about it proudly,
then wouldn't it stand a reason if they took those same accolites and turned them loose on the Iranian protesters?
It would fit the narrative absolutely perfectly.
The crazy mullahs have slaughtered 50,000 civilian protesters.
This is absolutely no defense of the mullahs.
Just an observation.
I know.
A, said, none of this makes a goddamn lick a sense.
Well, thank you, Steve.
Steve in New York says tonight's program.
Great, but greatly disturbing.
Oh, you don't want to live in my head.
I start curating this stuff about whenever my eyes open in the morning.
Today it was six.
Something in me said, wake up.
There's some shit hitting the fan.
And I'm going to talk to my therapist about it next time we talk.
Because I do it every day now.
I wake up and the first thing I do, do I go and make a cup of decap?
No.
Do I go to the bathroom?
No.
I wake up and look at my phone to see if this is.
shithead has started a nuclear apocalypse, a nuclear holocaust.
And so far, at least it's been no.
But unfortunately, when I check with my magic eight ball with the cracked screen,
it says what it always says.
Answer hazy.
Ask again later.
Trump-liking war, Lee points out,
remember the AI video of fighter pilot Trump wearing a crown and dropping brown,
and dropping brown stuff on Americans?
Yeah, I do.
It's not a White House.
It's a troll farm.
And Randy Radar with another obligatory Star Trek reference says
The illogic of waste, Mr. Spock.
Wasted lives.
Wasted resources.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Jude.
Ken Paxton is a criminal.
It's just that somehow or another they managed to make the criminal charges go away.
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Looking forward to that.
And of course, if nitwit Nero comes towards you babbling,
Oh, they came in, boom, boom, boom.
It was like that boom.
So fast.
I'll avoid him like the plague because he is.
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