Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday, 23 April 2026

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

Nitwit Nero naps (again) during cabinet meeting . . . now with a drooping mouth! Ousted Navy Secretary sacked because he couldn't get a bunch of battleships built by 2028 (hint: no one could). The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water smells is in a full-on panic. Speaking of panic, Jumbo Justice has the flop sweats since his $300 loan got called.  Y'all, this is the toughest month The HORN has ever faced. We're $5,000 in the hole and that makes creating independent, commercial-free, non-capitalist radio extremely difficult. I hear from so many people who tell me what this program means to them. If you can, please consider chipping in to help keep this all going.

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Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this 23rd day of April, 2006. This is the horn. Head on. Dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go.

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And she said, did I hear you say, y'all are five, the horn is $5,000 in the hole? And I said, yeah. And she said, it's never been that bad, has it? I said, no. No. It had, yeah. So maybe we can knock it down. If we managed to come up with $2,175 between now and the 30th,

we'd at least be halfway funded for the month. So thanks in advance to anybody who does jump in and help. Oh, there was one of those sneezing pauses. Yay, those are so much fun. We'll probably have a few more of those during the program. But that's odd. I guess the program just cut it. Like I said, it just cut in as I was talking about the chat room.

Huh, strange. Well, I hope it's not going to be that way for the rest of the program. I sincerely do. Hi, by the way, I'm Roxanne. And thorn in the side Thursday, well, it's going to be thorny. But, yes, the password is cipherly asking, as in encryption of data, such as in Enigma in World War II, or as in Jethro Bodine, having a harder time than you in the brown paper bag. It's neither, really. It's even, it's even dumber than that.

Dear God, this goes back. to, what, yesterday, day before when Whalehead, Dead Bear, Voshear, Brainworm, Lamprey was testifying before the Congress. And somebody got around to asking the DHS Secretary, just what it means when nitwit, Nero says that we're going to have, I'm going to reduce prescription costs by 500%. Ah, dear. Yeah. And the explanation was, well, let's see.

What's the term I'm looking for here? Yeah, stupid, uneducated. Not even sixth grade level. Let's see if I can get the audio here to live. I mean, people were dumbfounded at this explanation, and for good reason. When he was asked, well, this is what whalehead had to say. If you feel like your brains are coming loose when you hear this, it's okay. Everybody who hears this does feel that way, because we've gone from,

from alternative facts to alternative math. And math doesn't math. President Trump has a different way of calculating. There's two ways of calculating percentage. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to 10, that's a 600% reduction. That was Elizabeth Warren trying to make some sense out of the madness that this

a sketchily recovered heroin addict who is in charge of the health of the nation was trying to promulgate. We can try this one more time. President Trump has a different way of calculating. There's two ways of calculating percentage. If you have a $600 truck and you reduce it to 10, that's a 600% reduction. No, it isn't. there's no way that that is mathematically correct.

And if it didn't come through, it was... President Trump has a different way of calculating. There's two ways of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction, which it isn't! I mean, it's actually... a 98.33% decrease in the price. And it just makes me want to...

And I don't cipher real good. Oh, well, here we are, you know, in idiocracy. Funny thing is, we didn't have to wait till 2,500 AD. We got here by 2026. Yeah, it only took 22 years from the release. state of idiocracy. I mean, yes,

this just makes my brain hurt. And I don't do math real good. But I know enough to know that that ain't true. And it's not getting any truer. What's that, Micah? I was never particularly good at math, but even I know how to calculate a percentage. God, we are so freaking dumb.

Well, no, don't include yourself or myself or the Horn Family Community Congregation in that, Micah. They're the dummies, and then they doubled down. Oh, really, they're proud of it. Palehead, Dead Bear, Vosh Bear, Brainworm, Lamprey actually bragged about that line of questioning, in one of those Balchinian

sessions in the Oval Office today you know hockey puck warning really sincerely with the gorilla duct tape

star of the grills so Bobby please thank you thank you Mr. President I was reminded when the president was speaking of a conversation that I had yesterday with one of the Democratic senators who was questioning me during the hearing,

and she was ridiculent President Trump for his math, and she was saying, it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600% cost, which he had claimed. And I said, well, if the drug was $100, and it raised the price to $600, that would be a 600 percent rise. If it drops from 600 to 100, that's a 600 percent savings. And no, no, fucking no. The mathematical device, he illustrates the magnitude of the theft that has been happening against our country and our people, as he said. We have 4.2% of the world's population. We take 13% of the pharmaceutical drugs. We spend 80% of the biotechnology.

technology research in our country and we provide 75% of the profits to the pharmaceutical industry. This is a rip-off that has irked him for 20 years. During his first term, he helped the line on drug prices for the first time in history. Why can't nitwit Nero say any of this himself? Because he would probably strangle himself on his own tongue and teeth. trying to enunciate this gibberish. He came back on this term and he said we're going to lower him this time no matter what. There's people in this room or part of the White House staff who said we can't do that.

Oz and I said we probably can't do that, but he harassed us. We were beleaguered. It was like Fort Apache. Dr. Oz would not answer his phone because we're calling all night bomb with the president. on the line saying get this time and we brought it really all night long so he's uh he's he's delusional and he's having obsessive compulsive episodes that's what you're saying there bober this amazing superstar chris klobb and he negotiated these these agreements that people said were impossible i want to thank him for his leadership chris i want to thank george and lynn

where the co-founders of this country, this company of Regenerat, their generosity, their idealism, their love of this country, and their compassion for these children over injuries. Thank you. Thank you. Amazing.

It is amazing. And you're right. I took a lot of heat. It said 500, 600, 700. But we also say sometimes 50%, 60%, different kind of calculation. We say different things sometimes because sometimes the spirochetes

tell me to say different things and I'd always do what the Spiro Kites tell me they do. 70, 80 and 90%, and people understand that better. But there are two ways of calculating it. No, there aren't. No, their goddamn well aren't. Percent. Latin. Per Kentum.

By the hundred. Ugh. We are all dumber for having just heard that. And I'm sorry. Either way, it doesn't make any difference whether it's 60, 70 or 80%. Nobody's ever heard of it. Nobody has.

Nobody's ever heard of it. We're going to pay you $600 to take a drug. Everybody's going to get a check. It's $600 per drug. It's also 500, 600, 700, depending on the way you want to look at it. It's the way you word the calculation. It's either one.

But Bobby, you... Yeah, fuck Bobby. Fuck this madness. And, you know, the wider internet world. I mean, God, this is the emperor's new clothes. Only with numbers. It makes you want to scream. A different form of math, Lee says,

that different math led to multiple corporate bankruptcies, including losing money on the casino he owned. You know what I thought of, that wonderful passage from Catch 22 where Milo Minderbinder bought eggs in Malta for 4 cents and sold them in Pianosa for 3 cents and everybody made a profit and everybody had a share. And interesting that Bobber couldn't remember who it was that asked him the question. It was Elizabeth Warren. Over on social media, Spiro's ghost said, These mind-numbingly stupid imbecile sycophants are now trying to invent new math that doesn't exist in order to not correct the cult leaders completely brain-damaged idiocy.

It's truly unbelievable how dumb this is, even for these fools. a mathematician, an actual mathematician said, this is just idiocry-level mathematical idiocy to claim that a price dropping from $600 to $100 is a 600% savings. Yet Trump believes this, and RFK Jr. is pushing it. This answer would earn an F in high school math. That answer would earn an F in sixth grade math. Jesus, one individual simply remarked,

We are led by drooling idiots, drooling morons. And then, of course, also in the same event, he appeared to take a little mapy-by-bye. Yeah, I wonder if they're snoring. Sorry. I'm sorry. Travis, who was born without the ability to hear, as you heard from Sierra. And the same company and the same dedicated team of scientists that helped save the president.

And he's just sitting there with his head walled over and his eyes closed. His life also delivered a first of its kind gene therapy. And his mouth looks a little droopy. Oh my God, new nickname. Don Snorlione Whoever came up with that one Known as Bartarmin So Travis can now hear his mother

As she told you Tell him that she loves him Hard to think of a greater gift And just like you, Mr. President Who made our antibody treatment for COVID Free for all Americans And thus saved many lives You dumbass?

Don't you know not to mention that With Niro and whalehead dead bear gosh bear brainworm lamprey in the room that's poison you poisoned millions of people you didn't save lives you poisoned them and and and now that everybody's being controlled by bill gates is 5G towers oh why would you have to bring that up well you won't be invited back to the oval office that's for damn sure the decision, the unprecedented corporate commitment to provide this first-of- his kind gene therapy for hearing loss free to all the children in the United States

who can bet. God, he can barely keep his little piggy eyes open. And we do this, why? And now he's making faces like he's trying to blow bubbles. To hopefully highlight the power. He doesn't know where he is. Disruptive biotech innovation and all the good that that it can bring to all of our lives and our health. But... Good God. And of course they're all standing behind him,

so they can't necessarily see him. Just, I mean, all they can see is the back of his head, his weave. He knows his head just lolls on his neck. Fascist morons. Daryl in Houston says, you have to be mentally deficient to believe the crap-ole of his neck. fascists believe.

Yeah. Or, well, you know what, Darrell, not to get too physiological about this. What the maggots have is a case of enlarged lizard brain, the amygdala. It's where our worst fears and atavistic horrors reside. And when it rules you, it really takes a lot of your humanity away.

Yeah. So I guess you could call that a sort of mental deficiency. And from Sylvie, those who say revenge is a dish best served cold do not understand fine cuisine. Revenge is like pizza. Served fresh and hot and gooey within 45 minutes at your money back. That said, my client fired me

because she liked a new caregiver better. Today I met her next door neighbor who is a born-again, Bible-fed Jesus-Bled, spirit, led out of his head, Christian. That's good. Bible-fed, Jesus-Bled, spirit, led out of his head, Christian. He plays one hymn on his keyboard, out of tune, can't sing, but every day he goes to it. Through a shared apartment wall with my client, I told him today that I loved his hymn. It filled me with the Holy Spirit And I wanted him to play it more loudly and more often

A client hates it Vengeance is mine Yeah that's uh That would be that would be hot and gooey Yep That definitely would be Back to math Maggot Math Made Easy

I can remember early in the days of this program When we talked about Moran math Miracle Math You know where two and two is four, but two plus two, Jesus, five. Lee says percent, cent as in hundred, because one hundred cents make a dollar. I know you think of centurions. Kentum, C-E-N-T-U-M.

He knows what a dollar is because he wants his name on it. He knows what a cent is because he ended its production. He knows percentages from the tax rates he evades. P.S. says Lee. Release all 1,500% of the Epstein files. Quality. And another great math comparison. This is the math, Lee says, of the producers.

Sell every 150% of the play. Yeah. Actually, that's a well-known form of math in the oil and gas patch, Lee. What you do is you sell 1.30-second shares in a well. and there are more than a few oil and gas shysters out there. I even met a few of them once upon a time. Who were out there selling 64, 128, 30 seconds of a share. I guess you could say they overbooked the wells.

And nobody ever made a profit. Fascist morons redux, Darrell says, any explanation that won't fit on a bumper sticker is beyond your fascist. maggots. It's why they're so easily controlled by slogans and propaganda. Or, and I suppose this is a new word, when it's generated by AI, it's sloppaganda. How about that? Yeah. And by the way, Ralph's letting me know that Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey said, I'm leaving the capital at 4 a.m. after Republicans rammed through a vote,

paving a path for $70 billion to fund ICE for years without any reforms or accountability. They rejected all Democratic proposals to lower your health care costs, housing, and gas prices. Spread the word, we need to stop this. Well, there's only one way to do it, and that's to not let Republicans get their hands on government. So, I mean, I agree with Andy Kim. but Rob said she's got 25 bucks that she's happy to turn into 50 if someone will simply kick in $25 for Andy Kim's remark. Yeah, they did it through budget reconciliation because, well, they want the ice go around masked.

And yeah, Jesus. So hopefully somebody will come up with 25 bucks and that'll get a down to 5125 for the deficit. Tough sledding this. Alternate math, Christopher in Oregon. Hi, Christopher. Hi, right now. So if Catherine Johnson and her team at NASA

use this same nitwit, Nero, whalehead, raccoon, Dick, dead bearcub, aficionado, RRFK, Jr., alternate math, where do you think the rocket would have landed instead of making it to the moon? Yeah, and Christopher her clothes is saying, ponderous, man.

Yeah, fucking ponderous. Get Don on the phone. Where are those pictures I was supposed to see? Mm-hmm. Lordy. One person noted that while he was napping today, Nitwit Niro was, of course, personally fighting wokeness.

Ha! Yeah. He is unwell. That was what Trill Clinton, a former deputy director of intergovernmental affairs at HUD under the Obama administration. said over on the platform that used to be Twitter. He currently falling asleep in the middle of a press event, dozing off with his mouth drooping.

He's unwell. It's still Don Snorleone. That's the best of the lot so far today. Oh, and toward the end of the program yesterday, we talked about the fact that the Navy Secretary, John Phelan, had been canned. To say the very least, he was shocked to find out, but he had been fired. And it was, of course, all created by the DUI hire, Whiskey Pete Kegbreath,

who cannot abide the idea of anyone holding power in the Pentagon except him. Of course, it's also worth noting, although I don't think this would slow-knit-wit-wit-W-Denro down. John Phelan is in the Epstein files. Yeah, he sure is. But CNN White House correspondent Kristen Holmes said that there was an enormous amount of tension between Phelan. They died in the wool, licks fiddle for Trump,

and keg breath. They were competing for Daddy's attentions. deal and the other thing we're going to be watching for is if he talks about the secretary of the navy who of course was fired yesterday one of the things that we've been reporting was kind of dramatic back and forth involving the secretary john phelan pete heggseth who did the firing essentially asking him to resign or be fired uh phelan not really believing this was coming from president trump president trump is the only one of the authority to actually kind of reminds me of errant rome if adi wants me dead

he can come here and shoot me himself. Yeah, Phelan couldn't believe that his daddy would can him. ...fail him, which led Phelan to being at the White House and asking President Trump point blank if he was fired. We now have roughly a day later a post from President Trump about Phelan. I want to read this to you in part. It says John Phelan is smart, tough, and respected by all. And although he has decided to move on from his position as Secretary of the Navy,

Of course, of course, we know he didn't really have a choice. I very much appreciate the job that he has done and would certainly like to have him back within the Trump administration sometime in the future. So clearly keeping the door open for Phelan there, one thing to note is while there was enormous amount of tension between Phelan and Pete Higgs at, President Trump and Phelan actually had a pretty good relationship,

according to sources. Remember, he had no real military background, but he had been a donor. He and his wife had both been donors and bundlers for President Trump, so they had built a relationship on that. Again, clearly leaving the door open for Phelan here. What door? The trap door? I think that was open. He couldn't believe that daddy would ditch him, that daddy wouldn't stand there by him. John Phelan figured out the hard way that loyalty in Trump

only runs in one direction. Yeah, decided to move on. He can't even, and it was, and it was, Wittnero is so out of the loop that he can't even manage his own staff. And what's interesting is Susie Wiles had to have let him through to ask Nittwittner. Did you really fire me? Oh, well, I don't know if Pete said something. But apparently Whiskey Pete is getting a little antsy as well. You know, the buzzards are circling over. trash Patel.

And now reporting says that Whiskey Pete, having just fired John Phelan, is getting a mite paranoid. Tom Nichols showed up on MS now, and

you know, at one point in time was a professor at the Navy, Naval War College. So he's at least familiar with the structure there. There's another true social from the president just from moments ago where he says... Oh, it's Katie terrible. Left on his own.

The question, Tom, I have for you is, what does it mean if Phelan wasn't qualified to begin with? I guess what does this say about Hegset and his leadership when you take the firing of Phelan and the Army Chief of Staff and the woke culture purges altogether? Well, I would separate those two things because Hegset, when he first came in, really wanted to make his bones as, you know, the guy that was going to turf all these woke, and by woke, he means black and female senior officers. But I think what's going on now, and I think what you're seeing with Phelan is, Hegseth is very worried that he's going to lose his job. And so he's trying to repopulate the Pentagon and its environment. with people who won't support him getting fired, who will stand up and say, I owe my job to Pete Hagseth. He's a great leader.

Please, Mr. President, don't let him go. That's one of the things. This is kind of how palace politics is played in Washington, that you repopulate a lot of the offices around you with people that are loyal to you so that if, first of all, then the scuttle butt about getting fired doesn't become scuttlebutt,

because nobody will talk about it because they're your friends. But also it's a way of saying, if you think about, you know, switching sides, I can have the president relieve you. And so I think what's going on with all the firings of these officers, when Heggsett first came in, was part of this just weird crusades on. But I think what you've been seeing in the past few months is very much part of his struggle with what he thinks is a movement to get rid of him. and he's trying to firewall himself off from that.

All right, that's interesting. Maybe. We can hope. Yeah? Weird crusade he's on. But, okay, just to, and I swear, every profile photo of Kegbreath now, dude is the living, middle-aged embodiment of Beavis, you know, of Beavis and Butthead. he he he he he he he he he he he

I don't know that laugh oh and thank you George in course gold George just met Raps's challenge and said nice to hear from Scott from San Diego

on your archived show last Tuesday wasn't it just yeah it was thank you George thank you did the president really fire me John Phelan Yes, Cash Patel.

Did you check the battery on your wireless keyboard? Signed Lee, tech support in New York City. It's all crumbling around them. And they're scrambling to not be the next one. But yeah, it's three women and a dear, dear male friend now who have been canned inside of, oh, wait, we're at, yeah. one year and three months of this godforsaken maladministration wow meanwhile from uh kim in new york

this is what fox news is reporting re-failing that's all that ought to be good uh... the fox news just reported that uh... uh... he got canned because he wouldn't fire uh... he wouldn't uh... disobey and ignore the order of a United States District judge. You remember, Emil Beauvais, accent grove over the E?

Sometimes you just have to tell these judges to fuck off. Here's the clip. Edg Seth and Phelan reportedly butted heads when Phelan refused to ignore a recent federal judge's ruling that said punishing Senator Mark Kelly for making a video. in which he reminded military officers of their constitutional duty to not follow illegal orders would violate his First Amendment rights. Hegg Seth and Phelan reportedly butted heads when Phelan refused. Ah.

So Phelan wasn't willing to bring his toothbrush and his toothpaste and his shower shoes to court and go to prison on a contempt charge. Well, that kind of makes sense. Thanks, Kim. That helps. I really appreciate it. And from Carl in Arizona, you're hilarious. Hey, Roxanne, hey Carl. Sorry for my lengthy note. Don't apologize. I appreciate these. It's been too long since my last one. First of all, I'm very concerned about your current deficit over $5,000. I urge any listener to the show with the means. I'm sorry to say that aside from the cost of a stick of chewing gum, I do not to give whatever they can to keep you going.

What you're doing is essential in this murderous and mad timeline. Independent media is the only source of information I rely upon and essential. And I trust it. I know you're against corporate sponsorship, but what's wrong with small businesses that are behind what you represent? Just something to keep in mind. I'm sure you know it doesn't have to be promoting beats and supplements. Yeah, where are they?

I mean, it's not, it's not like I mean I got no idea on to the next subject your hilarious impersonations and voices I've told you before that you're one hilarious lady in your sense of humor

is one of the best things about your show I've also told you that I usually listen to the podcast at night while tucking myself into bed well last night you had me literally crying with laughter with your impersonation of pill push and Patty Morrissey holy shit that was funny oh my god I was in bed laughing out loud

with that what news York accent? I don't know. It's all bugs bunny to me. Especially the detail to mispronouncing words like incident. You do this with other voices and I'm referring to placing the stress on the wrong syllable or making short vowels into long ones. I love it. Thank you for all you do. You make my day or night better every time I hear you. All the best. And Carl and Phoenix. Thank you, Carl. That's just lovely. Thank you. And, well, if I can take some of the horror out of otherwise horrifying news, I've served my purpose. From Balmer Bob, our new acting secretary of the Navy, Stephanie Miller observed that a guy named

Hung Cow is now in charge of our nation's semen. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, it's like I mentioned last night in conversation with Tracy. He was putting out buttons during his Senate campaign in the old dominion that said, I want my senator to be hung, cow for Senate, and it said Virginia down at the bottom. How crude. How rude. How disgusting. I'm so glad he lost.

But then, you know, the maggots always fail upwards. So he got himself a cushy little desk job as the assistant secretary of the next. Navy, for which he is not at all prepared. And now he's going to, I guess, go after Senator Mark Kelly again. That's what this petty little piece of shit wants. Ceg breath. Yeah. And by the way, Balmer Bob, if you didn't catch it last night.

Yeah, he also believes that Monterey, California has been, invaded and is utterly controlled by witches. It reminds me of that old joke, the punchline to witches. So your husband. Still believes in genies, does he? Yeah. Oh, well. Don't cut.

Don't, don't, don't at me. Beavis. Oh, come now. That's not fair to Beavis. Beavis wouldn't blow poor Ecuadorian fishermen out of the water. Well, he would. Granted, it would be an act. of gross negligence

based on his ignorance and stupidity but he would he would he just wouldn't mean to but you know all liability is based on fault and not intent and Jeremy the same thing

damn it Robin it's just cruel to compare Beavis to keg breath Beavis was an entertaining tune kegbreth is a moronic tool fair I suppose. But I'm talking, I'm not comparing. I'm saying that

something is happening. You know, with the women, you know, you're a maggot and you're part of the inner circle and, well, if you're a woman or J.D. Vance because J.D. got Magaloko face too. His lips are so nice and plump now. But look at a photograph of whiskey,

Pete in profile, he's Beavis. He's Beavis. That outthrusting, prognathic chin, I mean, he looks like what would have happened if Beavis and the xenomorph from Alien had a baby. So I do wonder, based on that story that Whiskey Pete has panicked, who would replace him? Would he move, would Mitwit Niro move? general raisin in to be secretary of

defense no there's just the thing is for how horrid these maggots are just remember

it's sort of the corollary to our first law of this here timeline and that is no matter how weird yesterday was today was

no matter how weird today was tomorrow will be weirder still Well, corollary to that is no matter how awful these maggots in these cabinet positions are, what comes after is even worse. It's sort of like the Arafat rule. You may think you're getting rid of someone really awful, but what comes next is far worse. Far worse.

Yeah. and from from Cynthia in the Bay Area he's right I'm not all that far from Monterey and I'm a witch yes I am curses on that filth

I'll have to put a spell together to cast on that bastard ooh somebody queue up to put a spell on you or the Eagles witchy woman or Santana black magic woman

yeah re-crash Patel brother deacon Asis says shame on you for diminishing number nine's number nine deep qualifications for your personal gain Jay Edgar Boozer holds a certificate in international law from the university college of London did you attend a weekend course at the university college of London

didn't think so p.S why did I refer to him as number nine that's how he signs his internal emails at FBI check me on that. Number nine. Yeah. Well, it's not just me dishing on

Trash Patel now. Now, people who used to play hockey with him have decided to open up after the Atlantic story and whatnot. I didn't really, I guess he's a big, big,

big, big, big hockey fan, hence him partying with the U.S. men's hockey team as if he had been out there on the ice scoring the gold. Over at CNN, a pixel-stained wretch there, Isabel Kershudian

said, when a player mentioned something he'd heard about Trump in the media, Patelequipped, I don't believe that fake news, and multiple players noted, agreed with it. Everyone just sort of laughed it off at the time. the player has to remain anonymous.

So there would be no backlash, cash lash. Everyone just sort of laughed it off at the time. Then like a year or two later, he shows up on Fox News, and he sort of has his own segment, and everyone's kind of blindsided by that. We were like, whoa, is this who coached cash really is, I suppose? Players are told that Patel couldn't help coach anymore after the 2019 season,

because he's got a really important job. Little did we know his job was being buddy-buddy with Trump and all that good stuff. Isabel Kershutian said some of the former players have followed Patel's career closely over the years, they said, despite not agreeing with his politics. And one of the players from the team that he helped coach said his demeanor at the Olympics was unlike the committed coach cash they knew, several players said. In the Olympics video that went viral, some said, They barely recognized their old assistant coach, whom they knew as intense and deeply serious.

Okay, that's quality, Lee. Cash playing hockey? Was he the puck? It made me think of Don Rickles. You hockey puck? Mm-hmm. Oh, and trouble in paradise at Toilet Paper USA. At one point in time, recently,

they got run off campus. They were going to use university, or was it a high school? Somewhere in Arizona. Maybe you heard about this, Carl. But they were supposed to have an event that was during school time, and lo and behold, people stood up for themselves and said, no. No, this is inappropriate. And so they had to move off campus. They were probably able to hold the meeting in a phone booth.

I know. Phone booths don't exist anymore. But now, the University of Georgia student who was at the head of Georgia's toilet paper USA chapter has quit. Mm-hmm. Following the event where Erica Kirk said she couldn't show up because of security concerns. Although, you know, Jimmy Dick Bowman was there, the vice president. Caroline Maddox is the person in question.

She said that becoming part of the toilet paper USA team was a dream come true. But then after Chuckles Kirk was, well, after he lost the gun debate by a long shot, she said it had become abundantly clear to her that the mission and purpose toilet paper USA, whatever that is, been lost along the way. It became evident to me that the organization's current direction no longer aligns with the principles

on which it was founded. I witnessed firsthand what I believe to be the organization's true direction following Charlie's passing and I have significant concerns about its messaging and current trajectory. Because they had that claverin rally at UGA and they couldn't even get anywhere close to filling the venue,

maybe about 25% of capacity. And that's when Erica Kirk said, I can't be there. I'm scared. And, of course, it's not that nobody wanted to come and see Eric Kikka and the JD Egg Smollock and around all over each other on stage. No.

Andrew Colvette, we've had clips from him in the past couple of weeks. He's the one who's trying to hold down the fort in the podcast now. Not doing a very good job. He said, it was the left. The left is why there wasn't nobody there at Georgia, because like the left wing D-E-I-C-R-T-M-O-U-S-E. They reserved all the tickets, and there wasn't no tickets for the people who wanted to show up.

Again, Magot Math don't Math. Caroline Maddox, on the other hand, said, and this is the whole statement. My name is Caroline Maddox, and I'm the president of Turning Point USA at the University of Georgia. Being a part of Toilet Paper USA has been a dream of mine for a very long time, and I was prepared to devote my college years to building the UGA chapter and carrying on Charlie Kirk's legacy. Turning Point USA was founded to promote truth, fight for conservative values, encourage indefinitely, and thought and defend free speech.

However, it become abundantly clear to me following our event on April 14th that Toilet Paper USA's mission and purpose have been lost along the way. It become evident to me that the organization's current direction no longer A-Lines with principles upon which it was founded. I love the A-Line skirt. I witnessed firsthand what I believe

to be the organization's true. direction following Charlie's passing and I have significant concerns about its messaging and current trajectory. In light of this, I'm resigning from my position as president of the Toilets Paper USA chapter at the University of Georgia. Well, I'm grateful for the experiences, lessons, and people this chapter has brought me. I can no longer in good conscience continue to represent an organization that I believe has strayed so far from its original purpose and principles. Charlie spent his life fighting for truth, and I do not believe he would stand for the blatant dishonesty now being spread by the organization that he built.

his mission was never about numbers, appearances, or relevance. He showed people the booty of just having a conversation and inspired an entire generation to make a change. Bullshit, he didn't inspire any truth. He didn't inspire any debate. He certainly didn't inspire conversation. But it was about encouraging my generation, future generations, to stand up for what is right and fight to save Mercia.

I remain commented to standing for truth and fighting for the future of our country, and I will continue to stand firmly in that mission. I know I am not alone, and I look forward to standing alongside others who value integrity, thank for themselves, and have the courage to do what's right, even when it's not easily, easy, or popular. as Charlie often said, stand for what is right, even if you stand alone.

That message guides me, and I will continue to carry it with me. And all that I do, oh, Caroline. Hmm, poor baby. Yes. So blatant dishonesty, huh? All it took was for one person to do

Erica Kirkface And, well, she's falling apart before people's very eyes. Honey, you don't have to put the makeup on with a trowel. It took me a couple of years to learn that, but you don't. Good Lord. So apparently little Caroline figured out it's a grift. Hey, Caroline, it's like that meme. Did you ever see the one with Earth in the distance and the two astronauts,

One's getting to shoot the other one in the back of the head, and you put in for the text, like in this case. So it was just a grift, and the back astronaut with the blaster pointed at the front astronaut's back of his head, because always was. Yeah. And, well, let's see, who else do we have here? Oh, this is a fun one. Remember Steve Wittcock? Yeah?

Steve Whitkoff, who is so goddamn stupid that his misunderstanding of the terms of the discussions between Iran and the United States, actually helped to bring this stupid, goddamn war about that Steve Whitkoff, the little real estate sleaze, well, the grift is almost endless. And so Steve Whitkoff has a son named Zach. And he's the co-founder of the Trump family's cryptocurrency company, World Liberty Financial. Sit, liberty, sit. It's come to light. And this is the story, the basis of the story is about four years old.

New Year's Day, 2022. Zach Whitkoff got into Fisticoffs at a Miami nightclub disco, whatever, yeah, it was called E-11, spelled capital E, numeral one, Numeral 1, E-V-E-N, maybe it's 11, who can tell. but when the cops went to search him after he'd been busted for brawling at that club for a minute they're reading the story, I thought it was 7-Eleven and that was even funnier. The only thing that would have made it better still was if he had gotten into a brawl after being teleported to a waffle house. But that's not what happened. But when the cops were searching him, well, they, yeah, they found a, they found a, bag of Bolivian marching powder

in Zach Whitkoff's pants pocket. Yeah? And, well, the news ground, a news aggregator, news outlet, got hold of

police footage of the arrest of Zach Whitkoff. He was all of 28 years old at the time. And it all happened, apparently, when he was trying to get into 11 with its curious spelling and they wouldn't let him in. I don't know if he was too fucked up or just being an asshole or whatever, but yeah,

when they wouldn't let him in, he started pushing and a shove-in and then he got in the fight and then he got arrested. Here then is the audio. in question. Let's see if we can get anything out of it. Okay, apparently there's no audio, but you can see the aftermath of the chaos with Whitkoff being cuffed and placed under arrest by several members of the Miami Police Department. Security had held him pending the arrival of the Miami Police. Of course, you know, with the son of a goddamn, uh, the, multi-millionaire, not billionaire, like Whitkoff.

Nothing's ever his fault. Of course not. But, uh, I didn't do nothing. I ain't done nothing. And, uh, of course, the cops did what the cops always doing. And said, stop resisting arrest. You're tensing up. You're interfering with our search.

But they eventually got him, got him on his feet and walked him to the cruiser. and then the name dropping started I'm friends with Mark Roberts, I swear to God! That's the club owner. And the security guard said, Nobody cares, stop dropping names. Well, he eventually got away with it. There were multiple plea hearings.

He never managed to enter a plea. They dragged it out for months on end. Eventually, the prosecutor's office assigned somebody to work. run the trial, but it never happened. They gnaw-prosted both the resisting arrest charge and the felony cocaine charge that, you know, the, the prosecutors, somebody got to them. Stop dropping names. Rollo Tamasi, right? Meanwhile, World Liberty Financial is not doing just real great. They're being sued by a former business partner named Justin Sun.

He's saying there was an illegal scheme at World Liberty Financial. Really? Something run by the Trump boys? And a Cokehead has an illegal scheme? Well, color me surprised. But he also said that World Liberty Financial is on the verge of collapse, and they can't back their stable coin because they have insufficient reserves. For their part, World Liberty said to... Those claims are entirely meritless.

Yeah, and we look forward to getting a case thrown out promptly. Got any baking soda? Yeah, what a schmuck. And the cops dropped the charges. Well, we got bigger things to do. And, hey, look, we just got an anonymous donation. Why, we can buy new cruisers and attack dogs and everything with this new donor. nation. Yeah. Oh and having spoken about toilet paper USA a moment ago, well, this is interesting.

They had another clavern rally somewhere else and decided to invite Tom Manho, now the face of the ice goons, since that toxic hillbilly who claims to be part church. Um, hmm. It got, uh, well, let go. Benny Johnson, the plagiarist, in probable closet case, uh, was hosting this event. And, uh, someone stood up during a Q&A to talk about the murder of Alex Prettie. Here's that moment. Mr. Tom Holman, my question is for you. I want to preface the question by saying,

I have a lot of respect for you and the dedication and the service that you've given to this country. Out of all three speakers, you're the only one I didn't boo for. So there we go. My question for you is specifically the administration's response. Sorry, Benny. Sorry, Benny.

That's okay, bro. Roast me. That's what we're up here. I booed louder for Ken Paxson, if that makes you tell him. Well, I'm not running for Senate, I promise. I never will. So my question is specifically in response to the administration's response to the killing of Alex Freddie in Minnesota. So the biggest issue that I have with that, obviously beyond the actual act itself, which we all saw the video, right?

There was a protester. You know, upwards to 15 ICE agents gathered around him. They disharmed him about five seconds before he was shot and killed. That's extremely concerning to someone who believes in limited government and who believes in civil liberties. And the biggest concern of that was that day, like they didn't even try to investigate what happened, Christy Noem and Stephen Miller put out tweets saying that this guy was a domestic terrorist. I believe it was Stephen Miller who said he was trying to do maximum harm to live. law enforcement, right? It reminds me of the quote of the George Orwell quote in 1984. The party

told you to project your eyes and ears. We all saw the video. We all saw what happened. And the administration's gut response by top officials was to immediately deny any accountability for what happened. And I understand that he, you know, there's videos of him kicking cars. I understand that. All of that That is irrelevant. The man was disarmed. We saw the gun taken off of his body, and then he was subsequently shot by upwards to 15 ice agents around him. And then rightfully, the president pulled Greg Bovino and put you there, and that made

me happy. I believe that you are a professional, and I respect the work that you do. But is the administration ever going to take accountability? And are those ICE agents that shot and murdered that man ever going to be held accountable? Okay, so I can't speak for Christine Norman, Stephen, and I'll speak for myself. After those shootings, I get a phone call from President Trump, so that they need to go to Minnesota and pick some things and de-escalate. I didn't ask him to Minnesota, the President sent me there the very next day.

I can tell you that the deaths that occurred up there are tragedies and unfortunate, but they're being investigated. I can assure you the FBI's investigate. Matter of fact, that day, I landed in Adelaide, the 80th shooting, I landed in Adelaide and I was doing an interview, I think, was CBS News. I didn't know about it. I showed up to the set to do the interview, and the first thing it did is you put a TV screen in front of me,

and watch this video. And that was the Renee Good. There's comments? And I says, I'm not going to comment. I says, it needs to be investigated. and we'll hold people that violate law policy accountable. I'm not going to comment on-going investigation. That's a career cop. You just don't do that.

And I said there's probably 100 cell phone videos. There's probably, you know, ring cameras. There's going to be body cam. I said it'd be inappropriate for me to give you my opinion on one video because I don't want to sway any investigator. I want the investigation to play out. I can tell you that when I was up there, I met with the U.S. attorney And I can tell you, there's investigation ongoing.

And I've done this my whole career. If someone violates law, they need to help the accountable. And we'll see what plays out. I'm not involved in internal investigation myself. The FBI has it, along with internal affairs from ICE, and they're running investigation. But I stand by if someone violates the law, they need help accountable. And we'll see what comes out of the investigation.

Thank you. Yeah, sure. Did you notice the giveaway there that ICE is investigating itself? Yeah. And if you believe any of what he said, well, I've got a bridge over the new river Gorge, and I'd like to talk to you about buying. I'll sell it to you. And by the way, Joy in Ann Arbor sent me a screencap.

from a Warner Brothers cartoon the other day. And it's directly on point here. Because it's, for those of you who like me, are huge fans of Warner Brothers classic cartoons. The big goofy gunman, for instance, Oh, hide me! You've got to hide me! It's not fair. Hide me!

and Bugs, it shouldn't be that. This is too easy. All right, copper. If my good friends Mugsy and Bugsie were in this stove, would I turn on to gas? Oh, you might, Rabbit, you might. Yeah, well, would I light a match and throw it into oven? Boom! All right, Rabbit, you convinced me.

We'll go and look for Mugsy in the city. well, the big dumb one. Oh my God. It's Tom Manho. Everybody talks about how the Simpsons were so prophetic. God Almighty. We're talking about a cartoon produced in 1952, 53, 54. And it's Tom Manho to a T.

You'll hide me! Yeah. Came in New York. is the consummate professional. I shall retire to bedlam. Yeah, I know. I know. Everyone, Jeremy noting, everyone except Ho bag in his $50,000 paper bag

he tried to use for bribes. Now, Jeremy, that's just not fair. He wasn't using it for bribes. He took it as a bribe. There's a difference. We try to be factual here. That was just his money. He was just walking down the street one day,

and he found a brown paper bag, just like the one that has our $5,125 funding deficit on it. And it just happened to have $50,000 in it. And he's stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said, what a good boy am I. I mean, that just happens. See, it does. Oh, and going back to Trash Patel, the Camel Cardinal,

Brother Deacon Asis says, Coach Cash, it isn't so much that his important job prevented him from playing hockey. It's just that he has since been. packed on a few pounds and he has a hard time staying up on them skates. You could say he has a and this, no, no, now, make no mistake.

This is, this is, this is, this is, this is Aces, not mine. You could say he has a Punjabah the Hut problem. Don't make me regret this one. I won't they may. Punjabah the Hut. Oh, that's just

wrong. It's so wrong. Yeah, and Mike says it wasn't the killing of Alex Freddie. Call it what it was. It was an execution. And you know what? Maybe there will be accountability. But it will not happen

in this maladministration or in a JD Egg maladministration. If we want accountability, there's only one way to get it. And that is to put non-crucks

in charge of the Congress and in charge of the White House and well then pray some Psalm once there's a Democrat in the White House it's time to pray our Psalm 109 prayers for Fappy and Sammy Bad Breath. Oh here's a fun thing because I'm constantly just you know playing checkers on playing parchezy on my chess board so there we now know that Sammy Bad Breath is hiring a his law clerks for two years from now and FAPE is doesn't seem like he's in any hurry to go anywhere

and so all the you know all the pampered panjandrums are saying well you know now they're going to wait and see what happens in the midterms yeah but Trump will still be president even if there's a democratic house and a Democratic Senate and even if they were to impeach and remove him from office you still get the JD egg so they can feel safe. But what happens if after November 2028,

I hate talking that far out in the future, we may not even have a planet that can sustain human life at that point. I know, I know, little wrath and sunshine, sure. But what happens if Democrats win the presidency in November 2028, would those two stay on for another four years and hope against hope that someone can come along

to appoint someone to replace them? I don't know. But it just gets weirder and weirder and weirder. You how Ralph's. Surprise, surprise, surprise. I take that to be in reference to Tom Manho. Durn it.

Oh, and serving as the Horn Adahawk Warner Brothers Cartoon Department. Lee tells us, Bugsie and Mugsy is in 1957 Warner Brothers Looney Tunes cartoon directed by Frizz Frelling. The short was released on August 31st, 1957, stars Bugs Bunny with Rocky

and Mugsy. Bugs discovers that two robbers are hiding out on the floor above him and plays them off against each other. I don't think that's the same. Oh, hide me! You gotta hide me! That's the one where they're escaping the city and they find Bugs'

house out in the countryside. Well, go and look them up. You'll know which, you'll for sure know which one is Tom Manho. Okay, answering my Supreme Court question. Micah says,

I have doubts that the Dems won't try to put it all behind us for the national good. Oh, just go ahead and use the quote, Micah. Oh, we need to look forward and not back. all you have to do is transpose that over to Gavin Newsom's voice

and I really can't think of how to go about doing a Gavin Newsom voice but yeah Micah adds no they'll quit during Trump's lame duck and unless we control the Senate they'll ram replacements through in fact they'll do that the incident's clear they can't control their replacements it's entirely possible it absolutely is

and look at this a democrat from talibaniana no less frank j mervyn asked had some questions to ask earlier today for commerce secretary howard nutlick you know the guy who took children to epstein island that that one yeah um and mervin had some questions about just how nutlick feels about good paying union jobs ah less sigh yeah

good paying union jobs everybody everybody needs to have a union in this country but here's the exchange So you stand for union jobs because I need your help on this. British Petroleum, British Petroleum in my district, which is an energy producer, the third largest oil refinery, has locked out the United Steelworkers, approximately 1,000 families, men and women because of contract negotiations.

My Republican governor came to the picket line, Governor Braun. I agree with him in a bipartisan way that. that British Petroleum is putting our community at risk by having replacement workers who are non-trained. So environmental risks and also safety risks for Hammond, D. Chicago, Whiting, my community is a threat. Will you join me and ask the President of the United States to tell British Petroleum a foreign company, energy producer, to go back to the bargaining table so that those very valuables, Union jobs you were just theatrical

about will be saved and families in my community will go back to work. Who? I didn't mean to be a theatrical. Don't laugh. There's nothing funny about it. Don't laugh at my situation about 1,000 families out of work. That's not right.

Okay. Okay, I'm just putting in things in perspective. I said your comment of theatrical I had not intended. But when we're talking about union jobs, I have been very clear. I am very supportive of great union jobs in America. I think they are excellent jobs for America.

I am a fan of the steelworkers. I'm a fan of the Teamsters and everybody knows it. Well, you make the commitment. How about this? Let's sit together. Let's go through it together. And let's come up with the right move to get this company to treat our union workers fairly. I am on side with that.

Let's work together to do it. So the Secretary of Commerce, as your role, you will sit down with me to make sure British Petroleum goes back to the negotiation table. So my family's steelworkers go back to work. It seems like a fair request to me. That's yes. Okay. Yeah, it only got serious after he laughed at the idea of union workers being out of business. Out of jobs.

Out of groceries. Out of rent. Oh, fuck him. Fuck him. And his lick-spiddle approach to nitwit Nero. yeah that's funny yeah and look i've seen a couple of stories lately in which you know a good a good a good coach always tells the team don't read and god knows don't believe your own positive press

because that's where defeat lives you start buying your own press you're in trouble well with the redistricting in Virginia well the House Speaker in Virginia said Don Scott

Virginia just changed the trajectory of the 2026 midterms at a moment when Trump and his allies are trying to lock in power before voters have a say Virginians stepped up and leveled the playing field to the entire country and okay I hope that's true I hope that's right but please let's not start

measuring the drapes yet and so lo and behold Tim Miller over at the bulwark and his pal Bill the bloody crystal Miller said the side that favored the referendum that redistricted the state of Virginia and redrew the state in such a way

that it might end up being a 10 to one Democratic majority my main takeaway though like my biggest picture of all this like taking off the campaigns and elections nerd hat, you know, and just like looking at the biggest picture takeaway, it's really a huge win and an exclamation point for the response that the Democratic Party and the pro-democracy

movement had to Donald Trump and his cronies attempts to rig the midterm elections and they're going to keep trying other things. And then Bill the Bloody Crystal professionally wrong, said, I mean, this is Virginia. Two-thirds of Virginia's voted in 2020 for the previous redistricting, and that was the actual sentiments of Virginia are probably two to one for let's have nonpartisan redistricting and so they overcame that because of the threat of Trump and I

was one of those who thought they should and I voted that way and obviously a lot of other people thought so too again can we please not measure the drapes

because that makes it easy for people to go out and say well yeah I don't need to vote we got this it's in the bag and God knows God knows Democrats

self-sabotage well enough as it is that does not however mean that we can't enjoy because Chaudenfreude is delicious goes great with sweet taters The panicked maunderings of people like the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells

Who you might recall said some while back if the Democrats win We're all going to jail Well He's apparently Expecting the Democrats to start measuring the drapes You know since the first week in January, we shifted the show down to Texas for a couple of months because of that incredible primary and then right into Virginia of the 45 days of early voting. So we've been cheeked by jail

by the to the grassroots people. The Trump movement is still alive and on fire. I don't listen to the pundits. Don't listen to these doomstators. Are things perfect? No, they're not perfect. Are there certain policies that make us very upset? Yes. But that all goes back to the railroad of these consultants and the pollsters. We had Brownstone on here, Dr. Jeffrey Tucker, with their poll with Bobby Kennedy to show that the poll that Fabrizian and this guys put out is just dead wrong. And this is why they chained up Bobby Kennedy and this is why they, all of a sudden you've got to be promoting Roundup.

Same thing with Mike Hal and Rosemary Jenks and the mass deportation coalition. And Rosemary Jenks and that crowd paid for the poll about where the American people are on immigration, illegal immigration. and yet you get this amnesty crowd down there in South Florida. And all sudden, James Blair is telling people, you can't use the phrase mass deportations. Then they go to the Capitol Hill Club and have this big thing, and they leak it out to Politico and leak it out to the hill.

And it's redonculus. Because I talk to people who are there in the sense of absurd. Oh, he's here. Oh, a drug price transparency. Is that going to get somebody walking door to door, banging on doors and saying, hey, let me walk you through the Trump plan, and let me walk you through why this is a takeover of the Commonwealth of Virginia,

or to tell you what a scumbag John Cornyn is, is that what's going to do it? You don't know human nature then. That's just more consultant, lobbyist crap. And that's where we are. And we avoided a massive loss in Texas because of the great Texas grassroots, these heroes and patriots. And now in Virginia it had something that was so fricking winnable. with the people putting Trump on their shoulders and say we're not going to let it happen.

And of course, the consultants, and shh, you don't want to bring up Trump because we might upset Democrats. That's in punchball today. The consultants say, shh, shh, you got to be careful. You can't mention Trump's name. You can't mention this is about the other thing. Are you kidding me? Do you not know where the country is right now? This is fun.

Nick Freitas has got his tweet up there. He says, look where the Commonwealth was 10 years ago. is today and you had yonkin playing softball with them do you think spanberger's playing softball she's running a color revolution dude she trained by the cia she's like victoria newland in the united states of america and they knew that they were going to shut down the the the rural counties this whole thing this railhead of the lobster have you seen that map tough to see it because the democrats never put it up i noticed the day they didn't put it up a morning joe because it basically takes Fairfax County and has it infest, has the foreign-born deep state folks up there, right?

The foreign-born deep-state folks up there infesting the entire Commonwealth, that's their plan, and that's their plan everywhere. Because that's how they win. Did you not notice Minnesota? Jesus, foreign-born infesting? God damn, it sounded better in the original German. infesting because people who aren't as pink and greasy and smelly as stevie three shirts is can't possibly be good americans or it couldn't possibly be that uh that uh that uh virginia voters are sick and tired of all the hatefulness and the division that this this this filthy gang of goons has promulgated over the years ah no Do you think we're playing by conventional rules?

You think Donald Trump's in the White House because he's a conventional politician? Your conventional politician is Glenn Yonkin. Ah, well, how nice. A confession. Donald Trump's not in the White House because of the – no. He's in the White House because the election was stolen. And you can call me anything you want to, but it was. It just was.

Leon Scum and his lotteries and his collection of data? And by the way, what data they didn't have before November 2024, they goddamn well have now. Talk about the dead voting. You know, we ain't talking about Jerry Garcia here. Look what he's done. Defeat after defeat. Now it's a crushing. Now they turned over the whole freaking state to him.

them. It'll take us a decade to dig out of this. A decade of those grassroots going door to door. And thank God you've got patriots down in the cradle of our revolution on the 250th anniversary. Those people that fought the

revolution, no. That's the cradle of the Confederacy, dipshit. Are you thanking God for them? $16 million the daughters of the Confederacy were sitting on and now they're going to lose it because Abigail Spanberger is executing the law that the

Virginia legislature passed. It just, oh, it just, oh, it butt hurts the maggots. Revolution would be proud of the people that went door to door and they would be disgusted and revolted by the scum of this consulting class that is stealing. Oh, Jesus, really? You're going to declare what the framers of the Constitution and the authors of the Declaration of Independence would think about this? Dude, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and John Adams

drafted the Declaration of Independence. Two out of three of them were opposed to slavery. But they knew that Georgia and North Carolina and South Carolina and Maryland would never sign on the declaration as long as it had anything in it about the rights of people other than white, straight, cis, Christian,

mostly men, but this feels like a little bit of a meltdown, I mean, it's Thursday. A Thursday meltdown for Stevie three shirts? As he channels those guys who pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor, he worships a guy who couldn't,

who doesn't know what honor means and couldn't spell it if you spotted him everything but the R. Oh, no? Oh, yes. Money. And until it's totally transparent, nobody should give another penny. And you got them up there whining, oh, we're going to lose the Senate. You're going to lose the Senate. You're damn right.

You're going to lose the Senate because you've given nothing for people to work for. complete total group of scumbags Cornyn, Lindsay Graham, John Thuring, the whole lot of them You think people are going to go door to door for that? Do you think they're going to go to door to door in a hot, sweltering summer? Jesus, I'd love for one of them to come to my door. They never have. Mostly we only get Jehovah's Witnesses and the occasional little Mormon boy.

They're fun to play with. It might be kind of fun to say, get off my property you're not moving fast enough run faster leave and as maggotty as this state is I swear it feels like people are

getting a little sick and tired of it because they're watching a maggot legislature that could fuck up a one car funeral here oh but no no no no great news

Shelley arch in a bad wig more and Jim Make West Virginia great big old Senator Jim Justice They've reached across the aisle To a couple of Democratic senators And they've signed on to the

Hot Rotissory Chicken Act No, really I promise, this is true Because the way the snap schedule works You can get a rotissory chicken but it can't be hot. It has to be cold. So this makes a correction to the SNAP schedule so that you can use SNAP benefits

to buy a rotissory chicken down to the grocery store, whether it be your local Wiggling Pig or Wally World or Kroger. You know, they all do rotissory chickens now. Some are better than others. I've made chicken salad with grocery store rotissory chicken. Damn, it's good. But, yeah, they did a decent thing.

The question is, will nitwit Nero, if it even gets through the Senate in the House? Will Nittwit Nero even sign it, or will he say, We can't afford all this hot goddamn rotisserie chicken, because we got a war, and we can't afford scams like hot rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Hot rotisserie chicken. Kind of hungry now. Dang it.

By the way, make West Virginia great big old Senator Jim Justice is a... He's a big, and I don't mean that. I mean, he is big. But he's a big old chicken farmer is what he is. Huh.

Funny how that works out. You make voter contact for that? Rahim Gassam. Your closing thoughts, sir, on this topic. Yeah, I mean, it's hard to match that energy. Look, I am willing to say... I wonder if Raheen Qasam knows that the guy he's talking to, once he's got a snoot full, would just as soon see the ice goons roll up and abduct his right-wing,

self-hating brown guy ass, and send him off to some shithole in Louisiana. I say one thing that I think a lot of people aren't willing to say, and that the president does have some level of culpability. Wait a minute. It was only moments ago, I swear, when the man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells was braying and grunting and barking and fulminating about the foreign-born vermin. infesting northern Virginia. I wonder where this young fellow lives. He's got a sign on his wall behind him that says Brexit. Hmm. I guess he's not part of the infestation you're quite so concerned about, is he, Stephen?

You know, in November of 2024, we were telling him over the course of the campaign that people like Lasavita were bilking from him, belking from donations, and he ended up having a conversation with him on Trump Force One. It was reported by the Atlantic in November 2024. Trump said to Lasavita, look, if these stories about you making so much money out of this campaign, making so much money off my campaign and all the donations are not true, then sue the people who are making those allegations. So Lasavita files a lawsuit against the Daily Beast.

And then what? Discovery. Yeah. No, and then, The Daily Beast, and then... And then in February of this year, just quietly drops the lawsuit entirely. And why would that be? Oh, good. Old shoe.

Why would that be, old egg? Discovery. Right, just like, hey, we're making this thing go away. Because he doesn't want discovery. He doesn't want people finding out exactly what he's been making. off all of these races because that would happen in a scenario like that you get discovery against these people for something like that and then we'll suddenly not just know what happened in the 2024 campaign we'll know what's going on with his work with lindsay graham

and by the way here's how convoluted it is and i don't want to i mean i just love this they've discovered discovery but somehow or another they expect it wouldn't apply to their orange daddy uh... we've got that i got something on that uh... just as soon as we're done with uh... stevie three shirts and and fall pa haw yeah just dwell on this one guy because it's not just this one guy this whole whole ecosystem network we gotta see i gotta see all the actors we gotta see blair's deals we got to see all the deals we got to see them all by the way i've already made inquiry so we're going to see them all you can't run in high from this thing we're going to see them all because no more money's

coming in people are not going to do it i don't hold the present couple good god man he's trying to fight i i don't hold the president culpable what i do is i i i i hold his balls in my hand and then rest them on my chin in wars he's trying to he's trying to bring world peace he tried to turn the kind of and world peace miscingeniality

away to the world's on his shoulders he shouldn't have to manage micromanager campaign that should just be done and it should be done and this was not hard but he should have got rid of these guys years ago but he should have got rid of these guys that's a yeah that which is another way of saying oh poor stevie i know honey i know you're just standing there out in the cold with your little flushed red great big ginormous nose pressed against the window pane be respectful of your elders sunny you'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you? Oh, looking in there at the West Wing

and all the good times being had by Stephen Miller and Susie Wiles and, oh, Todd Blanchie and Howard Nutlick and, and, and Steve he knows he could really, really help Daddy. He needs me. Oh!

Topic for a different day. That's a time I got a different day, but I can't hold him culpable. Here's what I will tell you, all the media and all the guys sitting there going, Trump, hey, I saw it in Texas and I saw it in Virginia. The Trump base, the grassroots base are prepared to go door to door for this guy, to make sure that we're still in power. Are you kidding? They can't try it. The Trump base?

You dumb bastard. The maggots can't make it from their door to the end of the job. driveway. You'd have a, you'd have an army of, an army of maggots with, with, with Trump flags on the back of their hover rounds, puttering from door to door. And, no, actually where most of that shit happens is in churches where it should, well, what should be, but why continue? In November. And right now, folks, right, take your number two, Prince of Latin write this down, we ain't going to be in power. I'm not playing Warren Zevon,

lawyers, guns, and money because I think... Good, good, please. Warren Zevon would come back from the grave and kick your stinky ass all over the room. I think it's great to play Warren Zevon today. That's a message. The Democrats, what they have in store,

what they have in store for everybody, as I said back at CPI's, you know, the talk I gave back during the inauguration, when I went to one of their gala's, they're coming for everybody. These people, look what they did in Virginia. They have one mode. It's called Smashmouth.

And what Sean Sparser said, we need to get back to smash. I wish we were as badass as he says we are. Wouldn't that be awesome? If we just had a take-no-prisoners mentality and said, oh, no, Stevie, yeah, you're going to prison. Your daddy's going to prison.

the JD Egg's going to prison Hegsseth's going to fucking Leavenworth We're going to clean the entire lot of you out So that what you've done to this country can never happen again I know You have to forgive me my little flights of fancy from time to time GASTATION light poles baby What they did in Texas against

Paxton was smash mouth and guess what? Paxon, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Ken Paxon, this is why Ken Paxon is such a hero. And he's not the... Jesus. Does he think it makes him look cool to stand for Ken Paxton, who barked and grunted about one man, one wo man upstanding Bible, believe in Christ-centered marriage?

And then his own wife dumped him and said, Oh, well, looks like our Christian marriage is at an end. wonder why the most dynamic guy in the world he's a hero because what he did at 21 and stood in the breach and what he did here yeah oh yeah that Ken Paxton he's a real tough motherfucker

yeah he's tough you know it takes a lot of courage to shit on children but he dropped trow and dumped a big one monsters monsters and Ken Paxton

Ken Paxton is just a crook not to back down and not to Wilter. If you saw what they did to him, how many humans... Wilter? Wilter? Is this where Nitwit Niro got that Zambia country from? Wilter? Not Wilk? Not Fault.

Oh, well... Shut up. He's on a roll. Would be able to take that. $100 million. $100 million. TV. Yeah, sure. I do like, I like it when Stevie 3 shirts' blood pressure is up.

His big old red nose was almost purple by the end of that clip. Have another stick of butter, Stevie. But we were talking a minute ago about, you know, discovery and yeah. There's a case that has just had a, this. decision in it by U.S. District Judge Amit Meta and Glenn Kirshner in his podcast said that

this could be a big deal. In the civil lawsuit that was filed by Democrats and law enforcement members over nitwit Nero inciting the mob, the

domestic terrorists of January 6, 2021, on. Well, Judge Meta made a specific finding in the case, noting that inciting a mob as a matter

of judicial fact was not a part of his official duties as president. Yeah. And since it isn't, his conduct that day could wind up getting him hailed into court. Kershner said,

this is a really important development, obviously in the civil case, but potentially even in the future, if, and this is a big if, a future Department of Justice, see, he does the same thing I do. Once the rule of law comes back into the light of day, decides to try to reinstate the criminal prosecution

for those four felony charges on which Donald Trump stood indicted until he got elected the second time. If they want to try to reopen that case, we're going to be right back in court litigating, once again, the question of whether what Donald Trump did on January 6, should enjoy presidential immunity because these were official acts of a president or whether they were the acts of a private person

the acts of a candidate trying desperately to retain power after losing an election that do not enjoy presidential immunity. So I think this is important both in the moment in the civil suit and it may very well become very important in the future if the case is re-bought.

Well, Glenn Kershner, from your lips to God's ears. And if it gets to that point, I'm sorry, I'm going to stick with my prediction. He'll show up in a wheelchair with a yellow and red and black themed tartan blankie across it and oatmeal drooling from his cat's ass mouth and he won't be able to remember his own goddamn name. Nope. I've come to a conclusion, says Stephen New York. Verstwasser, ooh, German, doesn't actually believe any of the shit he says. He

gets every word when he talks to the point of it being cliche. This is nothing but a money-making venture. Heaven for then, Stephen. It's a scam? Perish the thought. No, I say, what he's trying to do is get back in Donnie's good graces. You know, Don's Snorlione.

He wants back inside the White House. He proved his loyalty. He kept Omerta. when he was tried and now he's going to get a new trial per our most puissant dread sovereign supreme catholic majesties yeah that's what he wants steve he wants back on the inside because that's where you can really wet your beak not running some rickety-ass podcast platform he'll be shitting in tall cotton. If he can just get Daddy to notice him again. Who does he want... But here's the fun thing.

Who does he want to replace? Howard Nutlick? He wants to be unaccountable, so maybe he just wants a whole new assistant chief of staff job. Maybe he wants

to replace Susie Wiles. Because at least according to Politico, Susie's tightening the screws. Politico said at a February meeting with cabinet members and senior staff at the Capitol Hill Club, more than a week before the war with Iran, Wiles made clear that overseas travel should be kept to a minimum

and only undertaken when absolutely necessary, according to three people familiar with the private conversation, granted anonymity to discuss it freely. As a sign of how serious the new mandate is, any cabinet-level international travel must now be approved by Wiles herself, two of the people said, maybe that's got something to do with Trash Patel, zooming across the pond to go and watch hockey and pretend that he was really part of the American victory, Punjab of the Hut, brother Deacon. Politico continued and said,

Wiles Edict came ahead of the crucial midterms, and when the GOP more broadly was reckoning with the President's tariff fight and fallout of the killings of two Americans in Minnesota at the hands of federal agency, So that would be pre-hockey. The outlook for Republicans in November, however, has since become more dire as Trump launched a war with Iran and gas prices spiked. But, well, the Agriculture Secretary, Brookie Rawlins. Yeah. Well, Brookie has been a busy little flyer.

She's engaged in what politico called aggressive international travel to Vietnam. Japan, Japan, India, Peru, Brazil, and the UK.

This is the same Brookie Rollins who said, well, the egg prices are

up, why I'd never buy raisin chickens? And also from the let them

eat cake department, this was more recent, she said, there's no problem with food prices

in America. My team at the USDA ran more than 1,000 simulations. And that's

how we found out that an American can have a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing for just $3. Piece of chicken is doing a lot of work in that sentence. What is that? One nugget? But we're back to chicken. Oh, and by the way, in the press release about the hot rotisserie chicken act,

make West Virginia Big old Great big old Senator Jim Justice and Shelley Arch and a bad Whig Moore made clear that

Now this doesn't mean anybody's going to be getting any more food And there ain't no more money going into it We don't spent that We spent it on ice But you can at least

use these meager sums of money To buy you a Hot rotissory chicken Fresh from the chicken Farms of Jim justice. And, well, Jim Justice needs all the financial

help he can get. Yeah, Mike, Brooke Rawlin, she's a piece of something. Jim's got big financial problems. In fact, he's about to lose the gem

of his West Virginia Empire. The guy who owns Omni Hotels, he's a Texas billionaire. Texas has several billionaires. We've only got one in West Virginia. Yeah, he's been fronting Jim Justice money for a while now. And he's in deep shit financially, and the Omni Hotels billionaire is like,

fuck it. And apparently they've taken over the debt. and Jim is, well, out in the cold. And what we're talking about here is the Greenbrier, which is a big deal here in West Virginia. There it is. From Forbes, no less, Texas Hotel billionaire set to foreclose on Greenbrier owner's Senator Jim Justice

in dueling court findings. The Rowling and Justice families are at lockerheads. At stake is control of the Greenbrier Resort. Robert Rowling and his son Blake. Of course, his name's Blake. Flew to Greenbrier County, West Virginia in early April to meet with the state's former governor. Now Senator Jim Justice at the Greenbrier, and Justice has owned it since 2009. Well, the Greenbrier's lender is called Carter Bank.

and the Rowling's TRT Holdings paid $289 million for the first lien debt on the resort. And then they went there hoping to achieve a smooth transition. Rowling saying, We went there in good faith to try to work with them. The threatening nature in which they handled the meeting was not in the spirit of partnership and did not encourage us to try to make a deal. because make West Virginia great big old Senator Jim Justice thinks the Greenbrier is worth more than the $360 million that they're up to their eyebrows in debt over.

And the whole debt came due on April the 15th, convenient. And they've made the argument that Jumbo doesn't even have an ownership interest in in the Greenbrier anymore because well it all disappeared in debt because they didn't make their payments in a timely fashion Blake Rowlings said they've breached the forbearance agreement we've taken action

they sued April 9th in Beckley no less and the suit is against Jim Justice his wife his son and all the businesses he's pledged against his debt. This guy could wind up brokered in the Ten Commandments and pour is Job's Turkey. And that would be just fine.

And TRT slash Omni wants a receiver appointed to keep the justices from stealing everything that isn't nailed down at the Greenbrier. And it gets even worse. Now, for years, it's been a big thing if you've got the money to do it. The Greenbrier actually has a wellness clinic. And so you can, for instance, go and get checked up. You can get a colonoscopy at the Greenbrier, and those are annoying enough as it is,

but if you've got to deal with the steel eel, you might as well do it in pampered comfort in a suite at the Greenbrier. Well, that clinic, Greenbrier Clinic, well, Jumbo's daughter, Dr. Gillian Justice, at least according to suit papers against her, provided faulty mammograms to more than a thousand women in the space of just two years. That gives me the horrors.

Can you, you know, mammograms aren't fine, but you do it because you don't, want to deal with the horror of breast cancer, which is far worse. Can you imagine? Having been given a clean bill of health, oh yeah, your mammogram looks fine. And then it's not. What a bunch of rounders and bounders these justices are. And of course, then there's these coal holdings, which are just one humongous scam after another. They turned around and sued the Rowlings is in Greenbrier Circuit Court. And as the Forbes article notes,

it's not surprising given that in Jim Justice's world, it's always someone else's fault. And their paranoid claim in Greenbrier County Circuit Court says that the Rowlings entered into a conspiracy with Carter Bank and are, quote, attempting to snatch the Greenbrier resort from the local ownership of the justice family by unlawful and deceptive means. Yeah, what means would those be?

Getting first lien status on a note that you've deadbeated on time after time after time after time? Well, Jumbo says that, oh, the rowlings are misappropriating trade secrets that we let them see. And everything always is... In no way, shape, form or fashion have we built... The Rowlings isn't her Carter Bank. It's just that, well, we got a plan, but it's going to take another year or so, and then you get to the end of the year. No, that plan's still in place. It's just going to take, it's going to take two years instead of one.

And he's such a whiny, pissy little bitch, Jumbo is, saying that he wants the court to resist Rowling's attempt to pilfer one of West Virginia's crown. jewels and he wants the Greenbrier County Court to reverse what Carter Bank did in selling the assets to the rowlings I know this gets terribly complicated I just want one more chance to pay off at 300 million a 360 million oh it's 380 now oh damn it it just keeps going maybe I can get that maybe I can get Daddy Trump to to do some of that magical maggot math with the $360 million. Why not ask him, Jumbo? They seem to think that their rooms are worth $570,000 per on a sale basis.

Because, well, Jim Justice's nasty little coal operations are serving as security on the debt, too. and they try to compare the Greenbrier, which is kind of in the middle of nowhere. It's not far from the homestead. By the way, Omni Hotels owns the Homestead over in Virginia, too. It's similar to the Greenbrier. But they cite places like Turtle Bay Resort in Oahu, one hotel Central Park in New York,

and a couple of Marriott hotels, that have really huge numbers. The Four Seasons locations were sold at $1.9 million per room. I didn't know that's how hotels were parsed out. The Greenbrier, for its part, issued its own statement saying, We was and is in compliance with its obligations under the loans formerly held by Carter Bank. And TRT, a predatory out-of-state county. They're trying to keep us from paying off our debts.

That's what they're doing. Trying to keep us from paying off their debts, and they want to steal the greenbriar. Oh, Jumbo, you're going to have to sell a lot of hot rotisserie chickens, honey. Oh, well, thank you, Billable. Billable Rick says, Give yourself at Ramalama Ding Dong for your Jim Justice impression. But please mention baby dog in the impression.

Tell us the Kuntikintay story. No. I'm not going to tell the Kuntikinti story again. And I said, God, I was sitting there at the time, and I was just a petting on a little old baby dog. She don't get around so good, so I'd done hefted her up on the bed there with me where I was. And I was a petting her, and I said,

God, why did you make me Jim Justice and not Kuntikinti? I wonder if his Senate colleagues know the Kuntikinti story. I just wonder. I wonder if Bernie would like to know the Kuntikinti story. I wonder if Kori would like to know the Kuntikinti story. I wonder if Kory. Booker would like to know the Kuntikente story or Elizabeth Warren. Somebody should tell them the Kuntikinti story.

And God said to me, he said, Jim Justice, I made you, Jim Justice, and not Kuntikente. Because I have big plans for you, Jim Justice. I got big plans for you. And I said, thank you, Lord. And thank you for a little baby dog. Is that better? Is that better billable? And from Brother Deacon Asa,

does the good senator have a yacht anchored down to the Potomac? The Potomac? Perhaps he can pawn his yacht to finance the rest of his dumpster fire. No, that's the wrong asshole West Virginia Camel Cardinal. That would be your Joe to the mansion born.

But I don't know if he's got that yacht anymore. ain't got a lot of reason to be in D.C. Probably isn't throwing them barbecues anymore. Everybody, all Democrat or Republican alike, everybody wanted to go to Joe to the Mansion, Bourne's barbecue on a boat. What a country, yeah? And by the way, rumor has that this is a conversation radio program.

If there's anything on your mind, feel free to ring right in. 844-843. 466-7-6-844, The Horn. Well, that's disgusting. Thank you, Ralph. Oh, by the way, we're at 51.25. Could we get it down to just $5,000? Or, again, $21.25 gets us halfway funded for the month of April if we could work up a nice little miracle,

thanks to anybody who does help out. No, Ralph's just sent this along. I mentioned Joe to the Mansion born, and boom. So, of course, this is a sighting of Kirsten Mansion, John Federman. He says that the American media are not being respectful enough about our illegal military sneak attack on Iran and all the hell and damnation that we unleashed over there. And he says, Iran must be so excited. It's almost as if, you know, we've forgotten on the Democratic side that the real enemy, the real threat, the real danger is Iran and proxies too.

He said that yesterday evening to Fox News TV Radio Rwanda. You know, Iran must be so excited by the American media and the Democratic Party the way they, it's like as long as we can hang on for 60 more days, for 60 days, more and more people continue to vote against, you know, the Trump administration to end the Iranian regime. So why can't we be this close and allow them to acquire nuclear bomb? So that's my real concern. Gosh, it's almost like that shit was scripted right there in the A-PAC offices and zipped right over to Federmans. It seems like people are almost rooting for Iran. It's crazy.

So my party's been very disappointing the way they've chosen to respond. And meanwhile, the Iranian propaganda, sloppaganda, the AI propaganda being ground out by Iran on a daily basis. Man, they've got our number. I mean, here's another one. This is in the last day or so. Again, with the Legos. Where'd the audio go?

Come on. Doesn't want to play. But basically, this is Iran bragging that American people are responding to their Lego. videos. My God, they did one on Trash Patel. Holy shit. As usual, it's a Lego. But it's got ginormous, googly eyes. Just absolutely hilarious. And see, the thing is,

the creepy thing about this is that the Iranians are just using facts about this filthy, sleazy operation. I wonder if it's been disabled somehow. this video let's see try it again with americans okay i got it to start good here we go our inbox is flooded with americans saying they don't watch the news they listen to our songs

instead since your media is full of shit let's keep it a hundred and talk reality five thousand years of persian soul of poetry and light you sold nuclear threat to every camera in sight but I lead it, said nukes or Aram, I record clear. The real atomic arsenal, Tel Aviv, my dear. The I-AEA in the building, they've been watching the file. Israel's undeclared warheads stacked up mile by mile. You weaponized the fear of Iran to fund the machine. Why A-Pack lobby lobby Congress and pocketed your team. Why soldiers bleed for BB's dream. Your son-in-law cash two billion from the Saudi regime, Kushner. Your lobby chain is tight as choking out the globe, while your son is trading stocks inside his velvet road, barren, barren, barren, barren,

Ways to the L. 40 plus flights on the log. You the main character. Jeffrey was just a prologue. You act like a savior, but you're leaving bodies cold. How many nations have you broken? How many lies have you sold? Vietnam, Japan, Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Panama, Syria, Germany, Syria, Indonesia, Cuba, Sudan, Pakistan, Egypt, Jordan, Palestine, Lebanon, Yemen, we're bringing you freedom.

Bro, they never ask for that. Retribution is coming with a storm you can't tame. Iran doesn't forget and we're coming for the game. Spoiler alert. Israel's final war? It's against y'all? Take it seriously. before it's too late

They're just using you for now I want to see the real truth Watch how they talk on Jesus Don't say I didn't warn you I mean there's some bullshit tucked away in there Really? Germany In that list of places the United States

Has fought? Germany? So Iran thinks the Germans would have been better off as Nazis? Okay, maybe get your AI to rethink that one there, my less, Japan? Yeah. But a lot of the things that they're saying in there is just stuff that is in the zeitgeist already. And predicting that Israel will nuke the United States?

Well, now. And he threw a hissy earlier today, what Niro did, in that little oval office shenanigan. I'm looking for that now. Oh, yeah, here it is. He got mad at another reporter today. One reporter asked him about his war that he started, wow, Bibi helped him, whatever. What do you say to the American people who question how much longer this will take,

obviously, you know, that they are having... You hear such a disgrace. Did you know what I just said? Vietnam. How many years was Vietnam? I understand, sir. How many years was Vietnam? Well, I did my last year.

I took the country out militarily in the first four weeks. I took it out militarily. Now what we're doing is sitting back and seeing what deal. And if they don't want to make a deal, then I'll finish it up militarily with the other 25% of the targets. We've hit a disgrace? A disgrace for asking a war criminal, a question? Yeah, it's not going well. for him. Jesus. And then there was the question of, you know, do you want to nuke Iran? Because he

certainly said he wanted to. That got on the fight inside of the spirochetes too. He was a nuclear weapon against Iran. You posted on trans-social few weeks ago. We don't need it. Why do I need it? Why would a stupid question like that be asked? Why would I use a nuclear weapon when we've totally, in a very conventional way, decimated? them without it. No, I wouldn't use it. A nuclear weapon should never be allowed to be used by anybody. He's lying. Remember, this is the guy who said, what's the point of having nuclear weapons if you can't use one, who wanted to nuke a hurricane? Here I am. Nuk me like a hurricane. Oh dear. No, no singing. We're $525 in the hole. And you'll notice it. He answered. the question with a question?

I mean, after all, totally obliterate 90 million people. That's going to take nuclear weapons to do that with. Yeah. Oh, and, well, now, how about this?

A member of U.S. Special Forces has been taken under arrest. Guess why? Well, CNN reported earlier today that the Special Forces soldier opened a Polly Market account and he placed a $32,000

bet on the capture of Nicholas Maduro. CNN said law enforcement noticed the long shot bet right away. Did they? Did they really? I just have this itch that I can't scratch that says these crooks have moved over to

Polymarket and Kalshi. And meanwhile, Polymarket and Kalshi, reports have noted have spent millions of dollars lobbying Congress in the last couple of months. 400 large

Special Forces soldier. Can we have a name, please? CNN? Well, CNN makes clear that he was actually involved in the capture, the abduction of Nicholas Maduro. The indictment was unsealed today.

It's Master Sergeant Gannon Ken Van Dyke, who opened an account in late December on Polly Market. He placed a simple bet of $32,000 that Maduro would be out by January.

Master Sergeant Gannon, Ken Van Dyke, who was actually in on the planning and execution of that criminal act. And had access to classified information about

when and where and why and how it would happen? He stationed at what is unfortunately still Fort Bragg facing five criminal charges at 13 bets from December 27th to January 2nd the very last one being just hours before the illegal raid the illegal attack and the abduction

and then Sergeant Van Dyke sent his 400 large to a foreign cryptocurrency vault and then having laundered them that way, then put them in an online brokerage account. He even had some publicity. He showed up in a photograph on what appears to be the deck of a ship at sea at sunrise, wearing U.S. military fatigues. That's in the pleadings. The story mentions that the Federal Trade, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission,

is after M2. Nothing in there about a court-martial, though. That's what he really needs. Meanwhile, Polly Market said, When we identified a user trading on classified government information, we referred the matter to the DOJ and cooperated with their investimigation. Insider trading has no place on Polly Market. Today's rest is proof the system works.

He sure you did, and sure it does. But I said Congress is idly by. not exactly. More than a dozen new bills have been introduced in 2026 to regulate these gambling markets. And even nitwit Nero said he's, I'm concerned about betting on stuff going on in the world. And what did he think of? Oh, Steve, this is going to make you scream, this is going to make you scream, Steve, in New York.

It shouldn't happen. That's like Pete Rose betting on his own team. And, well, I think that the whole world, unfortunately, has become somewhat of a casino all over the world and every place they're doing these betting things. I never understood these betting things. That's how I managed to bankrupt a casino, which is almost impossible to do. I added all that last part. Yeah. And they'll pay more millions to try to avoid regulation.

Well, Master Sergeant Van Dyke. here is to a long life making little rocks out of big rocks there at Fort Leavenworth Senior NCO A master sergeant willing to sell out or profit from his own country

and its illegal acts Sickening, it really is, it's disgusting Oh, more information coming out as to the firing of John Phelan who knew not Dick, that's a complicated marine architecture term, about building battleships. But the New York Times says it's not just that he wouldn't follow the court order to not trash Mark Kelly, but it's about his stupid battleships, Trump's stupid battleships,

that they were barking and grunting about. It was going to be a Trump class. battle ship. Anything to cover up his own sickening cowardice. Back shortly before Christmas in 2025, he said,

They'll be the fastest, the biggest, and by far 100 times more powerful than any battleship ever built. The Times noted, Phelan struggled to come up with a plan to deliver the ships on the nearly impossible timeline that Mr. Trump had demanded. Nobody could.

The breaking point for Mr. Phelan, who often said that he had Mr. Trump texted and talked on the phone regularly, came in the last two weeks as the president's frustration over Mr. Phelan's management of his prized battleship program grew, and Mr. Phelan's enemies in the Pentagon, including Mr. Hegseth, and Deputy Defense Secretary Stephen A. Feinberg, mounted a campaign to force him out. So now it will fall to Hung Cowell to build these battleships. During the Second World War, an incredibly wealthy industrialist named Henry J. Kaiser was tapped by Franklin Roosevelt to build ships and build them fast. And they became known as Liberty ships. There were even competitions between the shipyards on the West Coast.

and the shipyards on the east coast, and they were turning out these Liberty ships at breakneck speed, and they kind of behaved like it. Some of them got turned into what were called escort carriers, but were quickly renamed Jeep carriers. The holes were not as thickly armored as, you know, fleet class carriers. and some of them did noble service

in a horrible pinch but you can't do that with anything that I mean that was the Second World War this is just this is just ego we're going to have a Trump because it's going to be the bestest battleship ever and there won't be any

steam catapults damn it but here's well battleships are passe they're ginormous sitting ducks in the water there's a reason nobody else was trying to build battleships because

we had already learned by the end of the Second World War how useless they were Japan had built the two biggest at the time in the world the Yamato and the Musashi and well they were

they were retired in a moving underwater ceremony. And they weren't that much of a factor or a force in the Second World War. But, well, try telling him that. $32,000 asked George and Corsegold, when the grunts try to wet their beaks, they go after them. When the wealthy Wall Street insiders do it, well, that's okay. Yeah, and he tried to, well, he got a little jumped up.

didn't he George? Okay, Emilio. Come on, Robin, I'll give you two to one odds. It's not a gambling site. And from Lee in New York, didn't know how to build battleships? Everyone knows that you have to have holes in the top for the pegs. You sunk my battleship.

Yeah, of course. Everybody knows that. And let's, uh, let's wrap things up with a little something, something from pink Shrek. Yes, that's right. Joe Rogaine, my goodness gracious, the intellectual heft. Why does he have to languish out there just doing a talk show when God, he's just so, so brilliant? In this case, earlier today, talking to one of his unfunny friends, in this case Australian comedian James Donald Forbes McCann,

that's a mouthful. the topic of Psycho Beebe came up and, well, Pink Shrek said, well, not everybody's a BB fan. And then it turned to the question of elections. And, well, you know, Joe Rogan, and he's just asking questions, just jacking off. If he hadn't won, that would have got him in jail on something. Most likely. I mean, they were trying to get him in jail on anything.

Yeah, you've got to not chase politicians through the courts as best you can. I mean, if people really have done the wrong thing, maybe you have to hold him to account. Well, it depends on what, I don't think Netanyahu's, I don't know what his allegations are, but apparently they're very serious to the point where they're trying to try him while the war is going on. They want to try him now. Yeah. And Israel, like, really locks up their politicians. They actually, they actually follow through on the games.

Do they? But I don't know enough about their politics to know whether or not he's guilty. to you think. Stop him from talking about it. It's not great. I mean, like, in the fucking look of like you could call a ceasefire and he bombs Lebanon. That's not great either. The next day, Ukraine is meant to have an election at some point, I think. It just, no, no, no. It's been a while. We have a war. Well, it's been a while. Can't have an election while war's going on. If America can. You did it in the Civil War. Yeah, well, if we did that today, if we, if Trump... Yeah, fuck off with the Ukraine bullshit.

Too many kicks to the head. I'm convinced of it. Said, hey, I have to stay president. because we're at war, people would go fucking crazy. Yeah. They would like New York City on fire. There's no chance. Yeah. Oh.

That's, that's... Well, I mean, New York City. Why does he reference New York City? How about referencing Indianapolis or St. Louis or Kansas City or Nashville? Hotlanta. Oh, wait. We had to burn some sense into hotlanta a while back. That's nuts.

So you get what you're willing to tolerate. as a country. I guess. I guess, but I think that what's going on in Israel is particularly spooky because you've got these people that supposedly came to this place to get away from the persecution that they were facing all throughout Europe, right? And so what's the first thing they do? The immediately take out the people that are living there. You have the Nakba where people are talking about it and talking about the experience of these going you these Palestinian neighborhoods and taking over their land.

But that is how you build a country. You have to put, I mean America, you guys take us. Wait, that's how you have to build a country by colonizing it and then expelling the,

the locals? Okay. But where there's no one there? No one is going to that one sliver of land between Egypt and Sudan. Well, it's also that has a biblical, there's a biblical significance

to that area. And that's the whole problem. Sure, everybody wants it. Yeah. It's like that is a I mean, it's Jerusalem. I mean, the significance of that. And the fact, it's really ironic that the people that don't even believe Jesus is the Messiah are the ones that are controlling Jerusalem.

You know, he really does. He just needs to, I don't, what he desperately needs is a real live education from a real live educator. What was that? last in Jerusalem's under the control of the people who didn't even think Jesus was the Messiah dumbass! The Romans didn't believe Jesus was the Messiah. Most of the Jews of the first century CE didn't believe Jesus was the Messiah. That's why that first great marketer,

Paul, Saul, took his show on the road to Greece. because they were more open to that kind of thing. Christianity wasn't born in Jerusalem. If Jesus existed, we're told he was born in Bethlehem. Yeah, that's Palestine! Christianity was born on the Areopagus in Athens. It was born in Thessaly. It was born in Ephesus.

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