Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, Titanic Tuesday, 14 April 2026
Episode Date: April 15, 2026The blockade ain't blockading. Butthurt confederates. Jimmie Dic Bowman chastises the Vicar of Christ while actual Catholic MAGATS. Pink Shrek is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that his Orange Daddy is... a blasphemous grifter. DoorDash Grandma's story doesn't add up. MAGATS in disarray in NY and Wisconsin. Ron Johnson from Visconsin (he vorks in de lumbermill der) says old men need to leave young women alone, even as Cankles Caligula creepers on a young woman on his tacky golf course.
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Ralph's had a challenge on the table yesterday,
which she has extended into today,
a $25 challenge for anybody who wants to join her
in celebrating a stone, cold, white supremacist
who was nominated for a significant maggot administration position
being so thoroughly blistered by Senator Cory Booker
that he just said,
screw it and withdrew his nomination.
Now they have to look for a new racist.
Yes, they do.
And speaking of racists,
oh dear, we're off and running.
It is, after all, Titanic Tuesday,
when we take notice of manifestations of titanic right-wing intellect,
you know, the kind that crashes steamships into icebergs.
Dalton, Georgia.
I'll bet, I'll bet, I'll bet, uh, brother Bishop Steve all around great guy down in, uh, Georgia
stand.
I'll bet he knows who this guy is.
Uh, Dalton, Georgia Republicans representin Casey Carpenter.
Carpenter.
Come on.
I know.
Uh, can ray the rail good.
Um, well, he's on the, uh, he's on the, uh, receipts.
ending end of some, as far as I'm concerned, entirely justified criticism.
Uh-huh.
It was some years back.
He was in his 30s, Casey Carpenter was.
Get Don on the phone.
Where are those pictures I was supposed to see?
Ponderous, man.
Pondrous.
Casey Carpenter and his...
his lady wife were photographed at a Halloween party back years ago that has recently surfaced.
About 12 years ago, so that would be, let's see, let me check here.
Doing math on the fly, it's never great.
So that would be 2014.
I was just checking, and I'll explain why.
It was 2014 when Casey Carpenter and his good God fear and upstanding Bible believe in Christ-centered evil, jellical, gundominalist, amosexual, Christian maggot, one man and one wo-man wife went to a Halloween party.
Or a costume party, I'm guessing.
I mean, I'm guessing about the Halloween part.
but the theme of the aforementioned party was that couples would come dressed as power couples.
Well, in the spirit of the evening, they chose a power couple to appear as.
Have I mentioned that representing Casey Carpenter is white and so is his wife,
Well, it was 2014, and they decided to go as Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
Yeah.
And that's when Dalton, Georgia state representative Casey Carpenter,
decided to put a little black shoe polish on his face and attended the party in black face.
Because see, that's why I wanted to do that math on the fly there.
Because, well, you know, it was 2014.
I think we had pretty much reached a consensus then that white folks doing blackface was not a good look.
not a
not a thing that a responsible
white person would want to do
that it was in fact racist
and in the photograph
yeah you can see that
Casey Carpenter
he
blackfaced himself up real good
his wife seems
also in the same photo
his wife seems not to have done a damn thing
assuming that's his wife in the photo
I mean
she's paler than Kim Kardashian
has ever been
then again maybe she
accent maybe her manifestation
of the Kim Kardashian
aesthetic was a
big old foam
rubber butt
I don't know
but yeah
2014 it wasn't it wasn't okay
to do blackface but
now
now
Casey Carpenter has said,
Well, I think most of my constituents know both white and my minority constituents, know where my heart is and no, I'm a man of all people.
Clearly, it was a mistake, but it was nothing done with bad intentions or some subversive messaging.
A seversive Michigan?
What?
And then, of course,
hauling out his deck of cards
and just whipping out that victim card,
he said,
I guess the election year
is a good time to drop
a racially sensitive photo of somebody.
Yeah, yeah, too sensitive.
Here's the fun part.
He's the incumbent,
but he's got a maggot.
challenger, Cleave Maness.
Cleave.
Yeah, that's not far from Cletus.
Right, yeah, no.
But Cleve Maness is a construction worker.
And the Georgia, Georgia primary, the Georgia Maggot primary, is on May the 19th.
And whoever wins that will probably win the seat.
because good on them for running.
The Democrat is Quentin Postel, a college student,
who I'm guessing does not have a hell of a lot in the way of a war chest.
Uh-huh.
But, well, uh,
representing Casey Coppenter,
uh,
focusing on what you've done to
help minoritize.
They want to post a one-off...
Who is this they of whom you
speak there, Casey?
They
want to post a one-off
shot of something from 12, 14
years ago that we can argue
whether or not it was blackface.
I would argue
I was Kanye West.
It was a person.
I wasn't representing a race
or some sort of, some kind of
historical insensitive subject.
But apparently he is at least tried in his district.
He pointed to the fact that he's sponsored legislation that would be helpful to those minoritize.
The Safe at Home Act.
That bill passed in 2024.
He participated in a homelessness prevention bill.
And this is interesting.
A bill that would have prevented an artist's song lyrics from being used in criminal trials?
What?
What?
Well, Kanye, yeah, Kanye West was a real person, and I mean, he would, I mean, he would, I mean,
black so if i was going to be conier west i had to be black too i don't know maybe maybe i'm just
oversimplifying things here but maybe don't go as conier west i know cray cray right
i don't have it off the top of my head but who were some other power couples back in
2014
yeah
probably best he didn't
they didn't go as
uh baroque and michelle
uh back in
2014 maybe he could have
they could have gone as uh
uh
old newton
newton leroy gang green
the third
otherwise
new
yeah
and uh
his his wife
uh
Callista, whom he was a banging like a cheap gong from Pier 1 imports back when he was barking and a gruntin about Bill Clinton in the Great Cleanest Hunt.
Rumor has it that, you know, they're good Catholics and everything, and when they stopped by the font there on the way into church,
uh, Colista has to gargle. Oh, Roxanne, shame upon you.
but it wasn't a it wasn't passing his excuse-making wasn't passing muster with house minority leader caroline hugley a democrat from columbus georgia who oh dear she brought out her her Maya Angelou that's that's gonna leave a mark
Maya Angelou tells us when someone shows you who they are believe them the first time and this blackface photograph is just the latest example of how Casey Carpenter's own act
actions and votes make clear he does not represent all Georgians in the fourth district.
Yeah.
Over at the NAACP, or what some, or what NITWITNIRO might call the NCAA.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The president there, Gerald Griggs, said,
we've never come to a place in society where skin color has not mattered.
One of the greatest Georgians said that he hoped we could get there,
considering the outright attack on diversity, equity, and inclusion,
the erasure of African-American history,
the attempts to roll back voting rights,
show that we are not there by a long shot.
So my hope would be,
he would just make a very short statement.
I'm sorry for doing something that is racially insensitive, period, full stop.
Well, Mr. Griggs,
I regret to inform you that that good ship has sailed and sunk
because, well, we already detailed all the excuse making about having.
Wouldn't really racist.
I mean, goodness gracious.
I was rep.
I was portraying myself as a real person.
It just happens to be that Kanye West is black.
Of course, I guess we take your victories where you find them.
We could at least be glad that that's not happening in the here and now,
because that would have meant that Mr.
that representing Carpenter would have had to show up at the party with his goodly lady wife,
and they would have had to wear matching Nazi t-shirts.
Oh, well, maggots going to maga, right?
Mm-hmm.
Jesus.
And, I mean, that gives you an idea of what kind of a Titanic Tuesday we're often going to have.
And, well, I mean, that's a solid question, Camel Cardinal.
How did his wife depict Kim Kay?
Did she strap a burlap sack with two cats in it to her?
Let's try that again.
This is a serious professional broadcast.
Rhee, I should know better than...
Oh, God.
Hmm.
Collect your...
Collect, get yourself together, Roxanne.
You're a lady.
No, no.
I'm not.
Oh,
how did his wife depict Kim Kay?
Did she strap a burlap sack with two cats in it to her behind?
Now everybody else gets to giggle like I am.
No, I did not marinoff myself, Billable Rick.
Brother Deacon Asa marinoffed me.
You know, I think our dear friend Scott and the Great Beyond would absolutely
absolutely love the fact that he has been made a verb, an action word even.
But, yeah, I'm definitely Marinoff.
Yes, it was Asa, Billable, the juvenile delinquent responsible.
What about Emilio?
You leave Emilio out of this, you hear me?
Jeremy, another of the three juvenile delinquents, noting he even has a black friend.
but Jeremy says no no if he'd gone as Newton
Colista he'd also have been pushing or dragging a hospital bed with a mannequin in it
to symbolize the former dying wife he left when she came down with stage 4 cancer
and served her with divorce papers on her in her hospital bed
oh stay gold nudie boy stay gold
yes for else
Roxanne has been rendered speech
list by Asa.
Mm-hmm.
And
well, where would this program be
if there weren't people out there
willing to send me into
paroxysms of giggles?
There are so many
podcasts and a lot of programs out there.
None of them have a group of juvenile
delinquents like
the Camel Cardinal
and Jeremy
and the Colombian spy.
No.
Regarding Callista has to gargle, the Camel Cardinal says the llama just defenestrated herself.
It was a pain, P-A-N-E, full scene.
Camel Cardinal, Brother Deacon out.
Yep, right out, right out, right out the door.
You know, let yourself out.
Yes.
Painful.
That's right up there with last night's incisitive joke.
Pain.
Pain.
Oh, that's fine.
Thank you, Roger, in Oregon.
Roger said
about nine minutes ago from Occupy
Democrats some four minutes ago, so that would be
13 minutes ago.
Senator Chuck Grassley, the judiciary
chairman who once ate dinner
off of Sister Carol Baker's plate,
told reporter David Syvac that,
quote,
he'll recommend to Trump that
Mike Lee or Ted Cruz replace Sammy Bad Breath Alito should he retire.
That might be some interesting strategy, because that would mean there'd be one less vote on the Republican side.
And from Lee in New York, math on the fly.
Math on the paper bag is a lot easier.
I'll let myself out.
You ever seen the size of the pen you have to do to do math on a fly?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Charlene in Rokes Island. Thank you, Charlene. Charlene met Ralph's
challenge, so that means we're now down from, oh hell, let's use the calculator.
From 2014-63, we're down to 1964-63, those 63 cents hovering out there,
thanks to Jeremy. So we're back underneath the $2,000 mark. $164.064.
63 cents and we're
back to
only being six days behind. Thank you
Charlene. Thank you so much.
I hope things are going well
up in Rhodes Island.
What was that Rhode Island story I had the other day?
Some maggot
being corrupt. Yeah.
Oh and by the way,
tomorrow
big vote coming up in the
Senate
or maybe not the Senate.
But, you know, it is, it is a Senate.
It's the Senate.
Tomorrow, the MAGET administration is going to try to slip another 22,000 bombs to Psycho Beebe,
to the tune of $658.8 million to the American taxpayer.
Tomorrow, Senator Bernie Sanders will force a Senate vote on blocking this.
this filthy deal.
It's interesting.
This is a heck of a time in which we find ourselves.
A majority of both parties in the country are finally sick and tired of providing arms to Israel for them to use in their genocide.
Of course, the paydays, the checks are still coming out for them.
from A-PAC to various and sundry senators.
I mean, think about, oh, Kirsten Mansion of Pennsylvania.
I'm sure he will vote against or vote in favor of more genocide.
And by the way, this is an interesting thing.
You can verify it for yourself.
I don't know if they've corrected it.
I doubt if they have.
but on Google Earth
people were
had the presence of mind
to screencap
southern Lebanon
when it still had its town's names in it
you know
the villages and hamlets
and whatnot
that Lebanon
considered those towns to be
the names
and Google
alongside Israel, of course,
scrubbing
those villages out of existence.
Well, Google went along with it and said,
and just took the names away.
Now it just looks like there's this vast, empty space
where human civilization used to exist.
Because, apparently, for Psycho Beebe,
and his pals, Idemar Ben-Govir
and Gilles El Smotrich and the lot.
Well, one genocide wasn't enough.
And then there's the West Bank where a genocide is unfolding.
Jesus.
Oh, and by the way, Charlene, Ralph says,
thanks, Charlene.
Thank you, Ralph's.
Going back to represent and Carpenter.
The, aka Kanye,
but he was dumb enough to be seen.
seen unlocking his phone with the code
oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh
do people really
do that
I suppose
yeah
the bane of every
the bane of every IT manager
yeah
yeah there's that same story
from
Micah that
Roger shared with me
from
Bloomberg law
Senate Judiciary Chairman
Chuck Grassley
said the panel would be fully prepared to vet a Supreme Court nominee
should there be a retirement at the end of the term
and would recommend that either Ted Cruz or Mack Lee,
constitutional scholar,
a constitution!
Get the nomination.
Well, that would be a clown show in either event.
But you know what?
That would be...
That would maintain at least two votes
against...
in favor of repealing Obergefell and eliminating marriage equality.
Yeah, good times. Good times.
Let's see here.
Oh, dear. Well, thank you, Lee. It was true.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The artist known as the.
Steel trap, that mind.
Steel trap.
rusted shut.
But it wouldn't be Titanic Tuesday if we didn't have a
titanic
manifestation of monumental stupidity.
Now, I presume
that we all know that the U.S. Agency for International Development
has fed people in dire need
all over the planet,
and that's not all.
That USAID was probably the best PR
this country could have made people feel kindly toward us.
But then nitwit Nero got into his second maladministration
and sent the goons from the Heritage Foundation in Project 2025
with a meat axe to go after the United States Agency for International Development.
And they killed it.
They took it out behind the barn and just hacked it to pieces.
The Heritage Foundation took an axe and gave the U.S.A. 40 whacks.
The acting assistant administrator for global health, Nicholas Enrich, Enrich, Enrich, Enrich, has a new book called Into the Woodchipper,
a whistleblower's account of how the Trump administration shredded U.S. aid.
It came out today.
And in it, Mr. Enrick, said that the maggot goons came in for a briefing on just what it was that USAID did.
In advance of the meeting, career health experts were asked to reduce their presentations to the level of a children's TV show.
because, well, that's about the mentality of, you know, the paste eaters of the
Maggot Horror White House.
And in that moment, well, the maggots, one of them, Ken Jackson said, well, they're really,
is so much that USAID does that we never
knowed. But that wasn't
that wasn't the worst of it.
No, not by a long shot.
A, uh, a maggot
installed chief of staff, Joel Borkert.
De Bork, de Bork, Dibbork.
Said,
As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does
in global health, I assumed it was just
You know, abortions.
Yeah, that's what we did.
We spent billions of dollars going around with our USAID traveling abortion show.
Hey, who wants an abortion?
You're not even pregnant?
We'll give you an abortion anyway.
We're USAID.
Well, Mr. Enric calmly explained that at USAID they battled tuberculosis, malaria, HIV, childhood diseases.
and that the interruption of TB trials that were then ongoing into drug-resistant TB
could wind up creating untreatable new strains.
That's when the liaison from the White House
and a maggot named Adam Korsenevsky said,
Hey, could you pull together some Barney-style slides for leadership?
And instead of saying things like drug-resistant TB,
call it super TB, and you might get their attention.
And it might help if there was like an outbreak-style map
that shows disease spreading like the zombie apocalypse.
if you can make one of those maps like they have an outbreak
where it shows the red growing over time as the disease spreads,
you know, like the zombie apocalypse,
that'd be great, very effective.
Eventually somebody on staff said to,
well, you know, we've got maternal health programs,
you know, for moms who have already given birth.
We've got programs to have,
help prevent postpartum hemorrhaging.
A maggot responded and said,
well, you know, that's more of a number two priority.
Jesus.
So keeping moms alive after they've given birth
was less of a priority for the maggots.
And according to the book, one career,
USAID workers said, they're asking us to dig our own grave.
Well, I just thought they mostly did abortions.
See, the problem there is the word thought.
I assumed it was just, you know, abortions assumed.
No actual cognition involved there.
And that's what happens, you know, because these people are true believers.
and so they've spent years listening to people like flush flimball
and that life support system for a haircut, the Hannity job,
just lie and lie and lie and lie and lie.
Uh-huh.
And, you know, there's a new generation coming up.
You can almost hear the words coming out of Pink Shrek's mouth.
Well, I mean, USA,
I mean, they just, they pretty much just, they just do abortions, don't they?
I mean, I'm just asking questions here. I'm just jacking off.
I don't know that he did, but it's certainly stupid enough to think that that's something he would do.
Or, you know, Alex Jones.
Hell, he got to get rid of USAID.
They're all over the developing world doing abortions and transing the frogs.
Yeah, those fuckers are multi-millionaires and a little program that tells the truth.
Well, we struggle to keep the lights on.
Power bill comes to day after tomorrow, and that's 300 bucks.
West Virginia, with the most expensive electricity in the United States because of that clean coal electricity.
I wouldn't mind if I could maybe get an advanced copy of that book.
Meanwhile, over in the West Wing, yeah, according to Politico Chief White House correspondent Dasha Burns,
well, sources in and around the White House talk to her about mood there in these days.
She said, the responses suggest things feel like they're on full.
fire. One administration official sent a gift from the sitcom The It Crowd, showing protagonist Moss frantically typing on a computer as a fireburns in the foreground. Dasha Burns had asked him to send her memes. Hence the it crowd one. The one that was most often used was the meme of the cartoon dog sitting in the burning house saying, this is fine. Also in the report, another meme from a GOP operative.
close to the White House
referenced
to nitwit Nero's Jesus
post and
the meme text says
time to flood the earth again
with Jesus face-palming
one person close
to the White House appear to suggest that while
ultra-loyal administration officials
publicly project confidence
there is private frustration behind
the scenes
sharing a meme of a weary
Jonah Hill in war dogs
overlaid with the text.
I guess, bro.
Meanwhile, nitwit narrow
is doubling down on the...
Oh, I thought,
and what I'm doing, I'm being a
doctor, a Red Cross doctor.
Yeah, because Red Cross
doctors walk around
dressed like Jesus with a
white robe and a
crimson
what,
stole.
Yeah?
I mentioned yesterday.
I had a doctor's appointment today, so I was on the road.
I went down to the settlement for some doctorate,
and I was listening to the MAGA outlet here in West Virginia.
Metro News, the voice of West Virginia.
When I heard somebody on air there say something about the Jesus meme,
and what was it, do better, or I'm done or something like that, I don't know.
Which kind of goes to where the maggots are, thanks to Daddy's blasphemy.
Over at MS Now earlier today, Ariel Rachev said that the Catholics really aren't at all fond of the AI image.
And nitwit Nero can say, I'm a Red Cross doctor.
That'd be a great doctor.
Yeah, that's why he's got a glowing orb in one hand,
and he's laying hands on Jeffrey Epstein and the other.
He can say it, but the Catholics ain't buying it.
For one day like all of us, he's going to have to stand before the father,
and he's going to answer for all this.
Good to be with you.
I'm Ariel Resheff in for Katie Turr today.
Voters, you can see there.
They're not happy.
President Trump's supporters and critics alike are reacting to President Trump's AI
generated post depicting himself as a Jesus-like figure. They're also not thrilled with him for
calling Pope Leo the 14th weak and captive to the radical left. A moment ago, he told one of Italy's
most important and widely read newspapers that the Pope shouldn't be talking about war at all
because he has, quote, no idea what is actually happening. These head-scrashing attacks,
frankly, are the latest in a series, as the New York Times puts it, of disjointed, hard-to-follow,
profane statements. This time, his attacks and his posts have triggered the ire of many Christians,
as you heard there, Catholics, to be specific. That's a block of President Trump's base that helped
put him back in the White House. A reminder, Catholics are America's largest swing religious vote.
Some, including the chair of the Catholic Studies at Virginia Commonwealth University,
are warning axios that they're already, quote, seeing attrition among white Catholics,
not just Latinos, as many view Trump's broadside as an attack on their religion.
Add this to the troubling data that shows Trump hemorrhaging support from key voting blocks
that were central to his election.
Take, for instance, Hispanic voters.
They were 65 percent.
They disapprove of the president right now.
Young voters where more than two-thirds of voters between 18 and 34 have expressed disapproval now.
and also in a stunning CBSUGov poll, white voters without a college degree,
the backbone of his movement, of course,
who have swung from overwhelmingly approving of President Trump early in his term
to a majority disapproving a 40-point collapse in his approval rating within this group,
which has some just openly wondering why provoke the coalition of voters
who actually help deliver the White House,
especially as we head into the midterms.
joining us former Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs and MSNOW political analyst Rick Stangel,
senior writer at the dispatch and MSNOW contributor David Drucker, former U.S. ambassador to the Holy See and former Senator Joe Donnelly
and New York Times opinion columnist David French.
David, we know the White House says that the president is a fighter, he punches back,
but let's just say like this is the Pope we're talking about.
What's the logic here? Is there one?
Yeah, I mean, the logic is that Trump is the fighter he punches back no matter what and to no matter to whom.
I mean, this is a situation where he's now turning on core allies who've been with him for a very long time.
He's turning on the Pope.
Yeah.
Who is the leader of the billion?
Billion?
Catholics, Christians?
Yeah.
billion
freaking awesome
why can't they say
what's obvious
it's not that he
always punches back no matter what
that makes him sound
bold
forthright
straightforward
they would have been far better off
using the term that we've used here for years
he's got donkey ears
if you tug them
he'll bray
and it's not bold and it's not
forthright and it's not
some sort of
complicated strategy
it's the behavior
of a toddler
well I know you are
but what am I?
And at the risk of just repeating this one time too many
it's exactly
what someone
who's
career in media
began with rasslin would do.
Yeah, well, just wait till I get in the ring with that old popy boy.
Oh, I'm going to fling him into the turnbuckle.
That's what I'm going to do.
Oh, he's a weak, Pope.
I'll have him tapping out in no time.
They will always, always, always soft soap him.
And it's pathetic and embarrassing.
It's not objective,
Journalism? It's just dumb. Oh, and speaking of dumb. Here's a fun little moment.
Marginal trailer queen, you know, jumped out there lickety split to criticize the Jesus meme.
And by the way, from the horn ad hoc, how many Catholics research department?
Flavio says, according to the 2026 edition of the Annuario Pontificio,
the pontifical yearbook.
There are just over 1.422 billion baptized Catholics in the world.
This figure represents approximately 17.8% of the global population
with the highest growth rates recorded in Africa.
Yeah, that's a lot of people to get into an argument with
by shitting on their leader, their holy father.
and from Balmer Bob
Titanic Moranitude
Ooh good term
Stephanie Miller observed that Trump's latest
strategic move in his war is to blockade
the blockade
It's not going well
I had this one in the stack and hence the
password
The BBC reports today that at least
Four Iran-linked tankers are going about their business
in the Strait of Hormuz
and at Iranian point
ports defying a U.S. blockade
of the country
Baltimore Bob notes
So much winning
So much
Yeah the password was
Collapse
And it kind of has
Two crossed
Two transited the state
Strait of Hormuz on Monday
Two overnight
Particular details on the matter
The Rich Stari
A tanker
that is under U.S. sanctions
under a different name.
Swanned right through the straight overnight Monday.
And another sanction tanker,
the Elpice, sailed through after the blockade started.
They came from the Iranian port of Bashar.
The rich star is a Chinese oil tanker.
It was the first breach the blockade
since it started way back on Monday morning
and I guess being charitable here
and assuming that somebody in this entire chain of command
has a half a brain
maybe they just let that ship pass
being how it's Chinese
and firing up the helicopters
and getting the seal teams ready
and the boarding crews and all of that
and then attacking a Chinese tanker
it probably wouldn't have been great for world diplomacy.
In fact, according to the Chinese government,
the blockade as far as they're concerned,
is dangerous and irresponsible.
Xi Jinping said that we cannot revert to the law of the jungle.
Right.
And so not working.
working so good.
I'm gonna blockade your blockade.
I see your blockade and raise you a blockade.
This war is wrong.
It's immoral.
It's unethical.
It's illegal.
But more than anything else,
oh my God, it's dumb.
Dumber in the head than a hog is in the ass.
Pathetic.
Oh, back to USAID for a moment.
for a moment. Flavio says
if my memory serves me, my late father was able
to pursue his Ph.D. at MSU
in East Lansing, thanks to
scholarships from the Brazilian government
and USAID.
I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Did he get a free abortion
with that, Flavio?
Oh, we thought they just did abortions.
Okay, thanks for the correctionally.
The IT crowd. Yeah.
There was a time when we put
dots after letters.
But I think it was meant to be a double entendre.
What?
Randy Radar said, I guess he'll have to send the Veep to Rome again.
Yeah, send the JD Egg, Jimmy Dick Bowman, or whatever their name is,
to go and do his Angel of Death gig.
And from the camera, the doctor throws his punches.
My personal favorite is the president turning on Riley Gaines for questioning his Jesus image.
I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big thing of Riley, actually.
Never hook yourself to that guy's star.
Yeah.
Ah, gee.
Gee, Riles.
I hope it doesn't hurt too little.
Maybe if you're upset, go out to the liquor store and get a fifth.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
But I mentioned Marginal Trailer Queen earlier.
She was so mad at Daddy for that Jesus AI meme.
And she told Caitlin Collins at CNN all about it.
Jesus in that post.
No, absolutely not.
I thought that was blasphemy.
As a Christian, I was very offended.
And a doctor, President Trump,
Now she claims Christianity
Is she a Catholic?
I thought she was a evil gelical of some sort
But there she is going to bat for Pope Leo
Who really is handling this quite well, thank you very much
And you know if marginal trailer queen is a Christian
And I'm, well, I'm the Dalai Lama.
It's not a doctor.
Big hitter, the Lama.
And that picture had him in a robe, as Jesus is often portrayed, with light coming out of his hands.
And he talked about healing people like a Red Cross worker.
I think there would be many people that would argue with that, you know, saving lives.
So I think it was blasphemy.
I was offended. I think he should apologize, not act defensive.
And many Christians across America and the world were very offended by that.
I think the split between you and the president is well known.
Now, obviously, you've talked about the death threats you've gotten because of what he said about you and what has happened there.
Some people might hear your answer there, though, and remember things that you have said about the president in the past, things like this.
President Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested today.
Nelson Mandela was arrested, served time in prison.
Jesus, Jesus was arrested and murdered by the Roman government.
When obviously you hear those comments that you said before, how would you respond to people who might say,
well, comparisons like that are what led to the president posting what he did yesterday?
We're talking about people being prosecuted unfairly by weaponization of government, political prosecutions, things that have, such as like the political protesters, that's what I was referring to there. I wasn't talking to or President Trump trying to portray himself as Jesus. I think that was completely different. President Trump and I've had our differences on a few key issues.
I'm not a Democrat at all, Caitlin, but we did have our disagreements on the Epstein files and the
war in Iran.
And I've always been very anti-war that was with under President Biden.
I was anti-war.
Voted that way, voted against funding foreign wars such as Ukraine and aid to Israel.
And I have also been very vocal about the Epstein files, which is what led to President
Trump calling me a traitor saying he would destroy me.
and run a primary opponent against me.
So I think that's a completely different comparison.
And Congressman Kana, when you look at this,
that post came after the Pope had said
that he wanted peace in Iran, peace in the world.
The President obviously viewed that as criticism
and said that he was weak on crime.
Do you understand why the President is engaging
in this attack on the Pope that he says he won't apologize for?
I find it sad.
I mean, I respect Representative
of Green as a person of Christian faith, we don't agree on a lot of issues. We don't agree on
abortion rights. We may not agree on everything related to gun violence. But she cares about the
dignity of human beings. That's why she has spoken out against the president when he says,
I want to wipe out Iranian civilization. That's what I'm concerned about more than a social media
post. That's why we've spoken out for survivors. These aren't political issues. These are
moral issues rooted in our Constitution, rooted in our fake traditions. And my concern with the
president is he's not simply arguing ideology anymore. He's made this about a betrayal of fundamental
values. Yeah, that post last week got a lot more attention where the president said a whole civilization
will die tonight. And former congresswoman Green, you know, you posted about that after the
president had made that threat. He went off on Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, several people who have
been pretty big champions of his in the past. And he also went after you. You responded to that
post about a whole civilization will die with, in all caps, 25th Amendment and three exclamation points.
Do you really think that the president should be removed from office?
I think we have to truly question the mental stability of any president that threatens
to wipe out an entire civilization of people. That would include all the innocent people in that
country that have nothing to do with the war, especially after President Trump said this was about
freeing the Iranian people from the Iranian regime. So for him to call to wipe out an entire
civilization of people, it is absolutely wrong. But, you know, here I want to talk tonight about the
reason why we're having this discussion is Rokhanna and I both are willing to say that the current
center of right and left that have been coming together for decades have failed Americans. And Roe and I,
just like he said, we're completely different. I'm unapologetically pro-life. I'm against a trans
agenda on children. I'm against the Green New Deal. I'm for very secure borders and a strong
economy and a smaller government. But the current center right and left that coalition in America
have got us in $40 trillion in debt, have funded foreign,
war after foreign war after foreign war and now funding another one and they will be and how we don't
know how long this will go and it's gotten to a point where americans can't afford life kately
and so row and i we exchanged comments on social media saying that we recognize how for the left and
the right to come together and find issues that we can work together on together on but row and i
did that on the upseeing files and it was in great for the left and the right to come together and find issues that we can work together on
and it was incredibly important.
And there's also issues such as...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, Representative Rokana,
when Marge puts out a statement that is...
makes a statement that is obviously a gross and distorted lie
like the trans agenda on children,
I guess he just sits there and says,
well, you know, we're working on this,
so, you know.
Who cares?
Yeah, probably not on that segment.
But somebody should maybe ask him.
And from Balmer Bob, Iran's cards,
Trump boasted yesterday, Iran has no cards left.
It turns out Iran has a straight.
Bada boom, but umpum, and that.
And Bob, honorable man that he is,
crediting Stephanie Miller
with that.
So it was okay to compare
Nitwit Nero to Jesus
being put on trial.
But it's not okay
for him to say
him to put out AI generated
images of him being Jesus.
And by the way, just from an aesthetic standpoint,
has anybody noticed in that meme
that his head
is disproportionately smaller
than the bulk of his corpus.
A little bitty head.
Great big, ginormous shoulders.
I'm beginning to wonder.
It may be a punk job.
And now they've got him defending it.
And now back to sexual improprieties,
other sexual improprieties.
Lo and behold, Ron,
Johnson. My name is Ron Johnson. I live in Wisconsin. I work into Lumber Mills Dare.
Who, were it not for Tommy the Tuber Head, would certainly be one of the dumbest men in the United States Senate.
Had a great moment with little Benny Johnson earlier today. Oh, and Bill Bill Bill Rick, I feel bad about telling you this, but a little
Benny's a hawkeye. He got a BA from the University of Iowa.
And just his background, you know, this guy has rocketed up through the megadith sphere
when, in fact, he was fired back in 2014 from BuzzFeed for, wait for it, plagiarism.
Plagiarism used to be one of those things that was extremely damaging to one's career,
but not among the maggots i okay i y a m it's okay if you're a maggot
uh he used in in his ahem journalism ahem he would plagiarize sources like yahoo answers in
wikipedia uh without any credit whatsoever oh and by the way uh he has been accused by none
other than, well, here's a blast from our past.
Milo Yianopoulos, you know, the ex-gay?
Sure you are.
Yonopoulos said on Tim Poole's podcast,
see, this is just a twisted ball of snakes.
Tim Poole's the guy who took a shit ton of money
from Mother Russia
and then, you know, just went on
about his life.
And of all the, if I understand this correctly
from Wikipedia, also making the allegation
that Tim Poole has been, I mean not Tim Poole,
Benny Johnson has been caught with a man in his mouth
on more than one occasion.
High Bart Cop in the Great Beyond.
you and Scott should
Somebody should introduce you to
You guys would have a good time
You probably laugh a lot
But yes
George Anthony DeVolder
Santos King Cameia
Maya
Apparently also made the allegation
At which point
Little Benny
Benny
Benny and the Jiz
Okay sorry
That was bad
little Benny said
I'm duty bound to take action to protect my family
against those who maliciously defame and attack us
Well
Us
What us
Well
His little Benny's wife had said
Well
Milo needs prayer
And a good attorney
Curiously
I don't
think he ever sued anybody and you know there's a good reason for that for you know not suing someone
who said that you've had some closeted gay encounters and of course the the reason for not
suing in that situation is discovery uh-huh not a big secret though at one point he said at little ben he said
I'm going to California, yeah, and I'm going to invest in McGate some fraud.
And trolling expertly, Gavin Newsom's ex-account responded with just a reference to, well, Grindr.
But anyway, that doesn't even slow them down.
It's like cockroaches who get used to decon.
What are you going to throw another one of those decon parties?
That was cool.
Because maggots are immune to hypocrisy.
Oh, but now, little Benny, oh, little Benny's all hot and bothered and wrought.
It's probably not that hot or that bothered because, well, Eric Swalwell was having sex with women.
But, no, little Benny interviewed Ron Johnson from Wisconsin.
Got another Wisconsin story in the stack.
But with Eric Swalwell's announcement, he was resigning from Congress,
well, little Benny brought on Ron Johnson to get his take on that burning moment of the day.
There's a big breach in the Senate right now.
Some people are looking at a senator from Arizona and saying,
goodness, you were really close with Eric Swalwell.
Maybe we could take a big step back here and get your opinion on what's going on right now.
I think that there's quite a few more bombshells to come in all of them.
I don't know if any members of the Horn family community congregation, gay caucus are listening,
but does his voice, well, never mind.
this? Did you know anything about Eric Swalwell? How regular is this style of behavior in the house?
Well, I don't engage in it. I don't know anybody who does. I don't know Eric Swalwell.
Then just the news reports, he seems like quite the character to me. He's probably going to get exactly what he deserves.
So on that, I don't know. I think of the specifics of this, but people need to be held accountable.
It sounds like he's being held accountable.
Yeah, it sounds like he's trying, frankly, to get out as fast as possible to avoid accountability.
Anna Polina Luna dropping some receipts last night saying there's a lot more to come.
Anna Pavel Aguna, who, by the way, it's worth remembering, has long been associated with the allegation that she went a romp in with, of all people,
man who bragged on the floor of the house about snorting rails of Viagra and guzzling Red Bulls so that he could make the thicky thick all night long.
Yeah, that's right, the giant forehead, Matt Gates.
Who, incidentally, Matt Gates, of course, got, well, outed for paying an underage girl.
for sex and somehow managed to avoid accountability for that.
I mean, it was right there on Venmo.
He left, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we won't talk about that because I okay, I, Y, I am.
Your colleague in the Senate, Ruben Gallego, was like his best butt.
and a lot of people are saying, well, where there's smoke, there's fire, and he should potentially be investigated as well, a lot of allegations about him.
Would you be in favor of that, or what do you think?
Well, I don't believe in guilt by association, but if there are some credible charges, yeah, I mean, these things have to be investigated.
If you're, again, there's just lines you do not cross, particularly when you're an older guy.
I mean, you just, you leave young women alone, okay? And certainly young women that work for you.
Really, when you're an older guy, you leave young women alone?
I mean, I guess that's...
No, that's probably a good rule to live by.
But how about older guys leaving...
How about younger guys leaving young women alone?
How about letting women...
How about empowering women to decide who they want to be in relationships with
and not creepering all over them?
How about, well, gee, fellas, since you're sitting there talking about it,
how about noted sex pest Corey Lewandowski,
who flew around the country with Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome
in their airborne bordello or their...
Oh, okay.
Their airborne adultery suite.
Yeah?
No, no, we're not going to talk about that either.
No, of course not.
Again, it's grotesque.
It's totally inappropriate.
And people need to be held accountable.
Okay, so Cash Patel is out saying, you know, you can come to me with any allegations,
and you can come to me with any information.
The door is open to all.
You're sort of the king of oversight here.
and while this is an open-ended request from Cash Patel,
could you perhaps...
Weaponization of government.
Update on the FBI and how you think things are going.
Obviously, there was a big switcheroo at DOJ with Pam, Todd Blanche, and whatever's going.
Switcheroo?
Switcheroo.
And not just any switcheroo.
Big switcheroo.
Hmm.
Are you a switcheroo, Benny?
on in the Game of Thrones there at the DOJ.
We hear there's quite a game of thrones going on at the DOJ right now.
What would you like to see Cash Patel further investigate?
Well, again, there are problems within Department of Justice in the FBI.
It's not necessarily because of Pam Bondi or anybody in charge of DOJ or Cash Patel.
No, the problem inside the DOJ, Ron Johnson, you freaking genius,
is because they're sitting on a few million documents yet from the Epstein files,
and they're in flagrant violation of the law by not releasing them.
I mean, so it kind of is Pam Bondi, and it kind of is Cash Patel,
and it kind of is Todd Blanchie, who was such a star-spangled, gosh-darned,
awesome criminal defense trial lawyer that he got his client,
hung out to dry on 34 felony counts, related, by the way, to her,
to his client being a sexual predator.
They're taking over agencies that are part of the deep state,
and you have deep state actors fully embedded,
burrowed into those agencies,
trying to sabotage anything that Cashtel or Pam Bondi,
or now Todd Blanche is going to try and do.
I've been highly frustrated as somebody who's been investigating
the wrongdoing of the deep state,
that we've not gotten the kind of documentation
that I've been requesting.
But part of the problem is you had a lot of people quit.
They simply couldn't serve in a Trump administration.
They had to terminate a lot of the leftists in those organizations.
And the lawfare being engaged in by the left is making it very unattractive.
Deep state, lawfare, lawfare, deep state, Omaha, height, hut, hut,
for young attorneys to go ahead and serve in this administration.
They will have their careers destroyed.
So all those things.
Then on top of that, listen, I'm as curious as anybody about Epstein, okay?
I think the question that's not being asked is, who was this guy?
Who did he work for?
I'm all for accountability.
I think the victims of Epstein and the other perpetrators of those potential crimes should be held accountable.
But it kind of amazes me how people aren't asking that the main question I had,
is who did this guy work for?
I mean, how do he mass all his wealth?
How was he so influential and had his fingers in just about everything?
But the whole Epstein investigation,
the requirement of having to go through millions of documents,
trying to redact victims' names.
Trying to redact victims' names.
Ha-ha!
It is to laugh.
Te-he.
Te-he.
Going through millions of documents,
trying to cover up the press.
presence of nitwit Nero and that was the real job there Ron Johnson you know they weren't
exposed in this thing that was an enormous task that took up a good year of time and again we
don't know are those all the documents have they been doctored to some extent I mean they're in
the hands of the radical left for for years so I I don't like duplicating effort that's not
been a focus of some of my investigation because other people are doing it and I have no
just like JFK files, I think we're ever really going to get the truth on the JFK assassination.
No, I think there's so much wrongdoing so many dirty hands in that.
They covered that up long ago.
You know, the really hard evidence was destroyed decades ago.
My guess is the same thing's truth with Epstein files as well.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Lord God, the cluelessness.
Jesus.
I mean, well, totally just.
right over his head.
I'm as curious as anybody about Epstein, okay?
I'm all for accountability.
I think the victims of Epstein and the other perpetrators
of those potential crimes should be held accountable.
Including your orange daddy, Ron Johnson?
I mean, that was a hell of a little pedophile tango there, Ronnie,
dancing around the fact that nitwit Niro
was one of those older guys who wouldn't leave the young girls alone.
Yeah, what was that story?
Epstein said that he gave...
Her name's unforgettable.
I'm sorry, I mean no disrespect.
He gave a woman whose last name...
What was she? Scandinavian?
Yeah.
He gave Miss Middlefart to Donald.
I gave her to Donald
Because after all, women are objects
Uh-huh
Gifts
To be given or perhaps traded
Or sold into marriage
In exchange for
goats and chickens
And camels and cattle
Sheep
Gold
Yeah
Chattel
cattle. I wonder if Ron Johnson
knows about
little Benny's past.
But, by the way,
trouble
in Wisconsin,
the GOP's majority
in the Wisconsin State Senate
is very much at hazard.
Yet another maggot in the Wisconsin
Senate has announced he's not going to
pursue re-election.
Senator Jenner
Jesse James, if there was ever a more aptly named Republican politician,
well, I haven't run across one lately.
Yeah, Senator Jesse James of Wisconsin says he's not, no, he's done.
And that, according to J.R. Ross at Whist Politics, quote,
the GOP will now be without an incumbent in three of the four races considered in play,
why?
Well, because now that Wisconsin has a competent Supreme Court,
the maggots don't get to just gerrymander the living be-jesus out of their house
and senatorial districts for the state legislature.
Had he pursued re-election, he would have had to go up against Democratic Senator Jeff Smith,
also an incumbent.
Yeah.
Saw the writing on the wall and said,
Uh,
yeah, I need to spend more time with my family.
That adds to a list that includes,
uh,
Rob Hutton,
another maggot from Brookfield and Van Wanguard of Racine.
They both bailed out too when the,
uh,
when,
when the,
uh,
actual competitive fair redistricting went through when the Wisconsin Supreme Court told the maggots to fuck off with their gerrymandering.
Yeah.
So if the Democrats sweep all of those competitive races, they'll have 19 to 14 majority, if I'm reading things right, and
Wisconsin may get bluer and bluer.
You know, nitwit Nero won Wisconsin by tens of thousands of votes in 2024.
But folks in the Badger states seem to have, well, they seem to be nonplussed with nitwit Nero 2.0.
You've also got maggots bailing out in the Wisconsin House.
one maggot
named Scott Allen
said he's not going to run
after he lost his
bid to be mayor of Waukishaw
and then of course there's the Supreme Court race of a couple of weeks ago
in which the maggot got blown out by 20 points
and let's see
what's that phrase we love so much that never gets enough airplay
Republicans in disarray
Yeah, the maggots are losing their shit in Wisconsin
Blaming everybody and anybody for why they lost
And even going so far as to demand that the
Maggot Party chair resign
Hey, I got a great idea
I hate to help them
But
All those bajillions of dollars you threw into
Ads attacking teenage kids
kids.
Yeah, maybe that's not a great look for you.
Maybe people in Wisconsin are more decent than they are hateful.
That's certainly been my experience.
I love Wisconsin.
Or, well, you know what I mean.
Not the maggots.
I want to go back to Ellsworth Creamery
and get the really good squeaky cheese curds.
Ooh, they squeak!
And then there's, by the way, we're past the halfway point of the program.
We are down to 1964, 63.
Would anybody care to just jump in with like, oh, $164.63 and wipe out, finish one day of funding
and take care of the loose change that's been banging around,
the list courtesy of Jeremy for several days now.
That would be very helpful.
We'd be down to 1800.
If we could get down to 1699, we could stay under 2000 tomorrow.
Which would be really, really helpful.
No, the JD Egg, Jimmy Dick Bowman, whatever,
defended him daddy and the Jesus meme.
and of course, in particular,
the attack on Jimmy Dick's own Pope.
I think we can safely say that Jimmy Dick is one of those,
what do they use to call them,
catheteria Catholics?
Picks and chooses which doctrine he prefers to follow.
And so I,
you know it's a phenomenon um people who for instance quit smoking and become oh did i miss that oh yay thank you ralps
thank you for letting me know where did we're okay glory we are down to 1960 one thousand nine hundred and sixty
and no sense.
Thank you, Ralphs.
I don't know where they...
Thank you.
It makes the ciphering so much easier.
But, no, you know, people who quit smoking.
Some of them will become zealots, anti-smoking zealots.
I've tried not to do that.
I mean, I was a 43-year, two-pack a day sometimes smoke.
Jeremy
Jeremy
Thank you Jeremy
Not gonna let me get away
With not having any loose change
So we are down to
1954
87
Oh Jeremy, thank you
Dang it
But no
I was a 43 year two pack a day smoker
And I've tried not to become a
raging zealot
about not smoking.
Smoking is not good for you.
And
people quit when
they choose to quit.
And you can't really
force someone to quit.
It's a matter of will.
And the same thing with booze,
drugs, but also
in that mix, is
religion.
And so
people who have been Catholic from
birth.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a,
I'm Catholic.
Yeah, okay.
But the new converts,
and there's no doubt in my mind whatsoever
that Jimmy Dick
converted to Roman Catholicism
because he thought it would
have some sort of positive impact
on his
political future.
And it was probably a dig
at his beard, or wife,
Usha.
He could have just a
easily adopted her religion, but that wouldn't have been masculine.
And Jimmy Dick has to project masculinity, because remember back when he was a teenager,
he went to a priest and said, I might be a girl.
And then the priest said, yeah, but Jebus won't like you if you do that.
Ponderous.
It's ponderous.
And so Jimmy Dick, after nitwit Nero, put up that ginormous screed about how weak
Pope Leo is
Say that to his face
Nitwit Nero, that man of peace might
knock the spit out of your mouth.
He's from Chicago.
You talking?
No, never mind.
And
Nitwit Niro talked about what kind
of Pope he wanted.
As if he gets a say in the matter.
Oh well.
Well, appearing
yesterday on Fox News TV, Radio
Rwanda,
Brett Baer asked Jimmy Dick if what his orange daddy had said was appropriate.
And Jimmy Dick replied as follows.
Look, the president has the prerogative to set American foreign policy and immigration policy.
He has to look out for the interests of the United States of America.
And that inevitably means that when the Vatican comments on American policy, disagreements are going to happen.
I think it would be best for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality and the matters of the church, Catholic Church, and let the president dictate American policy.
Oh!
Okay, Jimmy Dick.
So, American policy is outside the purview of the teachings of Christ Jesus.
Got it.
I don't think you're...
The Catholican ain't Catholic.
God.
and someone over on X called Polly S-I-L-L-Y, S-I-G-H noted,
spoken just like a fake Catholic who confused a Methodist church in a holler in Virginia
with a Catholic one on the cover of his book.
I wonder if fake Catholics can get excommunicated.
And that's the thing.
Excommunicate him, Leo.
Just ex-communicating.
Maybe they'll let him fly to Malibu and have M.
ass with Mel Gibson at that weirdo pre-Vatican 2 church where they still do everything in Latin and
well where the penance for a blowjob is a Snickers and a Coke.
Jimmy Dick is just, he's so transparently performative.
And by the way, Ralph says, darn you, Jeremy!
Thank you, Ralphs.
And Flavio, congratulations, Flav.
Blavio.
Blavio says it will be six months on Friday.
I quit smoking October 17th last year.
And I am so proud of you.
And
that you're breathing better.
Mm-hmm.
I'm so glad.
And you're saving money.
Good Lord, cigarettes have gone through the roof.
Even the floor sweepings are five and six.
$6 a pack around here.
Isn't it nice, Flavio, not to have your clothing stink of cigarette smoke?
Now, I do confess, every now and then I'll pass someone who's smoking a cigarette, and it'll be like,
ooh, I remember that smell.
I don't think they even make my brand anymore.
I preferred camel-wide blues.
Just like the way they tasted and the way they burned better.
Marlboro Reds always made me feel like my lungs were going to bleed.
It probably did.
but I'm just, no, I am
Flavio, I'm so proud for you
and happy for you.
Oh, and,
uh,
this is just
weird.
Everything is.
Um,
when Nitwit Niro
shared his blasphemous
meme
on tripe social.
Um,
I guess it was
okay,
Okay, here's the history of this.
It goes back to early February, and one of those masculine man of masculine masculinity, manliness dudes, who goes by Nick Adams.
He's an Australian.
And he really is one of those manosphere chuds.
He talks about how he'll get up in the morning, and he's.
a one pound steak for breakfast and a half a dozen raw eggs and then go and work out and yak all over the gym floor.
He didn't mention the yak all over the gym floor, but you try eating a one pound steak and a half a dozen raw eggs and see where it winds up while you're sitting there trying to do one miserable pathetic pull-up.
Hands forward, Nicky.
I always despise the guy just because, well, I'm a him.
and one of Hemingway's most enduring characters and that character appears in multiple short stories is Nick Adams, who was a sort of alter ego to the young Hemingley.
And please believe me when I tell you that this chud Nick Adams ain't got a bit of Hemingley in him, although he,
performatively tries to project that hyper-masculinity.
Now, he's just gross.
But anyway, so it was back in February when the meme first came out.
But back then, Trump had the red baldrick and the white robe on,
and it has winged American military personnel.
No, really, soldiers with wings in the sky above cancels, Caligula.
And by the time Nitwit Nero shared it Sunday night,
one of those winged service members had been replaced by some sort of anthropomorphic figure that had three horns,
meaning that the original didn't have it
and the White House added the three-horned angel.
Lexi Alexander, a German Palestinian filmmaker,
said she was thinking the figure was Abadon,
an angel of destruction described in the New Testament.
And there's kind of a conflict there.
Because on the one hand,
they'll say that these posts come from a rogue staffer
and at the same time
Caroline real
poo-poo leave it alone
says and this is a quote
All tribe social posts are directly from President Trump
Three horns
I mean even the horned Moses in Rome
I don't think he's got
Is he have three horns or two
Yeah horny Moses
Yeah
Reverbo
Yeah I get it
Reverbo said a minute ago in regard to smoking
but didn't we like smoking?
Come on, let's be honest.
I did.
Bogie evidently enjoyed it.
Died at 57 for throat cancer, so it goes.
And honestly,
Bogart was one of the, I mean,
he made it cool.
And I'm sure the tobacco companies were terribly grateful.
I wonder if they,
I bet they even sent flowers to his funeral.
that man-made smoking a cigarette
uh look like an art installation
his head down the lights out in rick's cafe america
a cigarette in one hand
an almost dead soldier fifth
that's a that's a fifth riley gains a fifth
and the way he said it in the movie
bourbon bourbon
uh and he's drunk it down
down to a couple of shots left and that fifth and Ilza shows up and he says,
I saved my first drink to have with you.
Meanwhile, he's drinking bourbon straight out of an iced tea glass and smoking those cigarettes.
Yeah.
Bear Bryant with his Chesterfields.
John Wayne with his cigarettes.
They went out of their way to make it look cool.
And as Reverbo reminds us, three out of four doctors used to recommend Lucky Strikes, remember?
Yeah, it's toasted.
Which now has an entirely new meaning in the places where you can buy legal weed.
Dude, I'm toasted.
Uh-huh.
And let's see.
Terryton with a micronized charcoal filter.
Who-wee!
That's a high-tech cigarette there.
And Micah, this is pot.
Yeah.
And Randy Radar reminds us that Ronnie Raygun
smoked Chesterfields.
I smoke...
I smoke Chesterfields because I'm Ronald Reagan,
money.
And then again,
it might get some hell for it.
You know who else made smoke and a cigarette look really, really cool?
Barack Obama.
They did.
And apparently Michelle gave him 14 shades of unmitigated hell.
Barack kissing you is like licking an ashtray.
Tom Robbins in still life with Woodpecker,
which focuses on a fantasy.
inside a pack of camel cigarettes
has his character
say, one character say to another.
Well, that was just a quick Reagan impression.
Reverbo.
My good, when I put my mind
to it, it's better.
But one character says to the other,
kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
And the other character responds,
well,
kissing a self-righteous person is like licking a mongoose's
ass.
and from Jeremy you people
oh dear we've been you people
do you people
and your claimed former addictions
have you ever given up a real addiction
like ice cream
and not the good kind
that Master P talks about
the sugar is the real drug
some things are just a bridge too far
although I do
but Jeremy I don't
I don't object to the
sugar-free
popsicle fruit bars
they're pretty darn good.
And it's more expensive,
but you can't tell the difference between Rebel brand ice cream
and ice cream with sugar in it.
They replace the sucrose with sugar alcohols,
which processed through the liver because it's an alcohol.
But the chocolate is absolutely fantastic.
I've tried a couple of others.
They're quite good.
Flavio says I didn't become a zealot, but now when I walk by a smoker, they do smell kind of skunky.
I had, yeah, some do.
Some smell better than others, but none of them smell good after they've sat around in an ashtray for a while,
and that whole ashtray thing is just disgusting.
Oh, my goodness.
George and Coors Gold, that's a good suggestion.
I don't have it by that artist, but let me look here.
I might have it by another.
the original. There it is. Yep. I hope I get away with this because it's certainly
apropos to the discussion here. I'm a fellow with a heart of gold in the ways of a gentleman
I've been told the kind of a guy that wouldn't even arm a flea. But if me and a certain
character met that guy that invented the cigarette, I'd murder that son of a gun in the first
degree. I'm not because I don't smoke myself and I don't reckon they'll harm your health. I've
smoked all my life and ain't dead yet.
But nicotine slaves are all the same
At a pet and party or a poker game,
Everything must stop while they smoke that cigarette.
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.
Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death
Pelt St. Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait,
But you've just got to have another cigarette.
Smoke, smoke, smoke.
Puff, puff, puff.
In the game of chance the other night, old Dame fortune was doing me right, the kings and queens just kept on coming round.
I played him hard and I played him high, but my bluff didn't work on a certain guy.
He kept on raising and laying that money down.
He'd raise me and I'd raise him.
I sweated blood, got a sink or swim.
He finally called and didn't raise the bet.
I said, Aces full, pal, how about you?
He said, I'll tell you in a minute or two right now I've got to have a cigarette.
He's not to smoke, smoke, smoke.
cigarette.
Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death.
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate to make him wait, but you've just got
to have another cigarette.
Smoke, smoke, smoke.
The other night I had a date with the cutest little gal in 48 states, a hybrid uptown,
fancy little dame.
She said she loved me, and it seemed to me that things were about like they ought to be,
so hand in hand we'd stroll down lovers lane.
She was so far from the cake of ice.
Our smooching party was going nice.
So healthy, and I think I'd been there yet.
I'd have been there yet.
But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze, and she said, Phil, excuse me, please,
but I've got to have another cigarette.
Another cigarette.
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette.
Puff, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to death
tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate to make him wait,
but you've just got to have another cigarette.
Smoke, smoke, smoke.
Oh, St. Peter, I sure hate to keep you holding that gate open.
But I just got to have another drag over this cigarette.
Hmm, this pretty thing.
Thank you, Peter. Thank you.
And that was the late great Phil Harris.
Dear friend, by the way, of Bing Crosby, they were real pals there for playing golf at Pebble Beach.
And he'd show up on Bing Crosby's Pro Am Golf Tournament.
Crosby
died in
1977
at the
tender age of 74
Phil Harris
on the other hand
trying to find out
and speaking of blackface
the movie in which
White Christmas first appeared
was called Holiday Inn
and well
yeah Ben Crosby appeared in
Blackface
it's very difficult
I don't even know if you can find the
original version
with Ben Crosby
and Blackface
a song
called
Abraham
but no
Phil Harris
on the other hand
died at
the ripe old age
of 91
heart attack
he's from
Linton
Indiana
and in fact
if you want to
see
Phil Harris
memorabilia
you go to
the
Linton
Indiana
library.
The public library.
And they've got
a lot of Phil Harris stuff.
Oh, the things we get into
on this program.
Also in the Indiana
Broadcasters Hall of Fame.
Yeah, from Lee in New York.
Wonga Philip Phil Harris,
June 24, 1904 to August
11th, 1995.
his buddy
Bing had passed away in
1977
yes
how did this conversation
start up
yes as a matter of fact
I did
Reverbo asked
did you ever run across
Balkan Sobrani cigarettes
A non-filter imported smooth smoke
I did
I tried Sobronis
They came in a cool metal tin
Yeah, Ben Crosby was a jackass.
I don't know about the two sons killing themselves, but yeah.
Let's, because I've been dilatory in going to the phones,
let's be-bop over to the stress line.
Remember, we are at 1954-87 in our ongoing attempt to get April funded.
and pay copious bills.
Hey, welcome to the program.
Roxanne, you mentioned a location in my home state, and I do appear.
Well, you know, speak of the crazy Dave, and he appears.
I did not know that they had his memorabilia in the public library.
Do you know where Linton is?
I think it's somewhere near the Illinois border.
I have heard of it before.
I'm not quite sure where it is.
However, speaking of Taliban Dianna,
do you remember a certain sheriff in this state
that got caught,
not with a man in his mouth,
although that would surprise his one man, one woman,
wife to no end.
No, he got caught with his hand in the
commentary till it was jail
to the tune of over $300,000.
Well, a special prosecutor
was appointed
to look into the matter.
And I believe it was last week.
Charges were
finally filed.
Low in the hole.
One count
low and behold
and lo the
swift arm of justice
has come down
with one felony count
and five misdemeanor counts
for $300,000
Rossan
and it's not like he's paid it back
he's only gotten
17,000 of it paid back
oopsie
now
girl correct me
if I'm wrong I don't exactly
have the
law school cup coffee
but it does seem to me
that he might have been under charged
I
I
well I mean
was that a plea deal
I know he was charged
it was not a plea deal
he was charged
no but you can
He was only charged with one count.
Oh, my God.
He was only charged with one count and five counts of five misdemeanor count.
Official misconduct is what is a felony, official misconduct,
which is a very low, a very low felony, which might as well be a misdemeanor.
by the time it does get played down,
he probably won't even get probation.
Wow.
Yes, ma'am.
And I am pissed.
Rightly so.
Because if it was me,
they'd be throwing away to keep $300,000.
You're all in the state of Indiana, $300,000,
and you've only restored 17.
No, we're going to keep you there forever.
of never mind it costs well over $80,000 a year to keep an inmate incarcerated in Indiana.
And being a diabetic and having cerebral palsy, I'd drive that average up.
And believe me, I'd be eating Snickers every other day just to keep my blood sugar high.
So it would cost them more.
I'm just that vindictive.
I don't think it's vindictive.
I think it's just, you know, common decency.
This is Talibanian.
Need I remind you what party is in charge around you?
You need not.
And you read the word common decency?
Well, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.
Yes.
Tomorrow is my dad's 81st.
That's right.
on the day that
I believe it was
Bucanbal was liberated
he was born
Wow
Now there's no
corollary to that
But I looked up
Historical facts
Happened on
Each of our birthdays
Dad was the only one
They had one
So
Also on that day
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
was late to rest
Hyde Park, New York.
Wow.
So dad was born during the Truman administration.
Yes, that's true.
If they had just kept Wallace in, and I don't mean George C. Wallace.
If they just kept Wallace as vice president, this country might be a whole hell of a lot different.
That is without doubt true.
because he felt everyone should participate.
He was criticized because he got some volunteer support for the American Communist Party.
And so he was investigated.
A former vice president of the United States was investigated for communist ties by HUEC,
which is another way of saying,
we're going to dictate to you who you can associate with
and make it a crime for you to even read the same error as a communist.
It got so bad, Roxanne, as you know,
that during the 80s, if you wanted to call a political opponent
a son of a bitch and you were on the right,
you simply called that son of a bitch, a communist.
Wait, I am talking about the 19th.
1980s, right?
Not the 2020s.
Yes.
I am a little corn fuss.
Has anybody checked to see if Ronnie Raygun is still in the dirt?
I have not heard from my diplomatic ties down in the hot zone.
Although I do understand that Rush Limbaugh still doing.
a roaring business at his pineapple juice bar.
When you're thirsty, when you're thirsty in hell, stop by and have a warm one over at rushes.
Stop and have a warm one.
Perhaps one of the greatest rejected advertising slogans ever.
Come on in and have a warm one.
Yeah.
Well, Donald Trump, it seems to have had a serious...
You're still there, Roxanne?
Sorry, my phone went a little nuts.
Yeah, it seems that they've been trying to scrub out all those things in the Epstein files when it comes to dying.
All those little advertisements.
words, the notes, you know, all that.
I understand he and Jeffrey were passing notes so often that Bill Barr's dad took away the
took away their notebook paper and made it read them to class.
I know I'm working for that joke.
Yeah, that's a lot.
But the how-turning is going to.
goodness things go well, I might be moving to a community in Indiana that has 1,600 people in it.
Oh, my goodness, and every one of them is going to love you.
Oh, I doubt that. I doubt that because the house I'm looking at is currently owned by the bank.
And we're trying to find out what we can do to acquire it. They're asking less than $26,000.
for a three-bedroom that has a brand new roof on it, well, a two-year-old roof on it,
which tells me the walls are probably in pretty good shape.
I haven't seen the house yet.
Well, as long as it doesn't have a collapsing wall in it, that's a plus.
Well, yeah, and unfortunately, we've been finding a lot of those lately.
We looked at three places, and they're all falling off of their slabs, or there's no foundation, or they're leaning off of their crawl space.
Yeah.
And they're asking outrageous amounts for it.
I mean, one two-bedroom house that I looked at, they wanted, you know,
nearly just a $100 shy of $90,000.
It was leaning off of its crawl space.
It looked beautiful from the outside,
but no furnace, no toilet.
God only knows what the plumbing looks like.
True.
And they want $90,000 for it.
It almost called them up to cuss them out.
And I almost cussed out
one guy, he had a double that said for rent.
I called him up.
I said, are you renting it out or are you selling it?
He said, well, I'm selling it.
I'm like, well, how much do you want for it?
$215,000 in a neighborhood I know well.
Roxanne.
Yeah, he thinks highly of the structure then.
well he thinks highly of his estimation of its words
it's a two-bedroom double
and I know the house
it's not that big
and just because he did
recent work he thinks it's worth
something of course when I talked to him about it
I said so are you willing to deal with
a land concrete. No, I want all my money up front. Okay, well, how flexible are you on the price?
I'm not. I should then don't waste my time. Let me tell you something. You're not going to get
$215,000. You're not even going to get $120,000. You'll be lucky if you get $100,000 because I know that
neighborhood, and it's not the kind of neighborhood where you get a quarter of a million dollar.
Well, I know mobility is a bit of an issue for a bit of an, it's an issue for you, Dave.
But could you get somebody down to the county courthouse to go and check out the assessor's office and see how much it was assessed for?
Well, I, if I were interested in finding out, yeah.
But I've also, the insurance replacement value on the house in Winchester, they had an estimate.
of that replacement
value. Now, this is
a 1206-year-old
structure.
Two-bedroom.
Theirs was 215,000
to tear it down
and rebuild it. Prices in
Indiana have gotten
outrageous. So if I
can get this three-bedroom house.
I think as a general
statement,
housing prices are
insane across the country and let's be clear
that's not an accident
nope because homeless and hungry can be driven
to do anything
they can go with war
they can be pointed at a
at a group of people and told it
their fault
and
I really prefer Donald Trump's speeches
in the original German
say what you will about Dolph
but he knew how to deliver a speech
there was a documentary
that showed to take me to me
I always remember Ernst Rom
referred to him as Adi
well you know
I think Ernst had a thing
if Adi wants to kill me he can come here
and shoot me himself
he just wanted to give him a kiss goodbye
that's all that was on
Smoochie!
And she hears the thing.
This is why I have to laugh at a friend of mine who is a gay man,
but he's attracted to seemingly straight guys.
And I laugh at him all the time.
I'm like, well, I hope you have another hobby.
But, you know, I have a feeling Ernst was suffering from some of the things.
Well, we've been through a lot, Avi and I, and he can just do.
You know, these bad breakup scenes are really gruesome sometimes.
But when the object of your desire sends two of these generals to make sure you do it,
it yourself or they'll do it for you.
Well,
you know,
he might not be that into you.
Just saying it.
Yeah,
maybe.
But,
yeah, I've had to deal
with my chair of maggots
during this search.
My friend Jerry,
you know,
who was like
well
he seems soft
and
which means
gay
and I'm like
no
you're wrong
about him
because well
he's now
happily married
had
fathered 19 children
which makes my
grandfather
look like an amateur
and
this is the same guy
who said
I'm a truck
supporter and I almost asked
him, does that mean you put your
cheek up next to his junk to protect
him?
I mean, am I
wrong?
Roxanne? I mean, I'm wrong.
Everybody on this broadcast
for more than a week
knows that I'm wrong
in so many ways.
But look,
I want to give a shout
out to the people
of Hungary.
Yes, absolutely.
Because
Dear Whittler is no longer
going to be in charge
unless, of course,
he barricades himself in his office
and says, I have the dictator
for life. That can be a
answer. Just step on out here.
We'll give you
the Milosevic
plan. Losavich plan.
most of this plan while we take you to a pit and we forget when we left you after we shoot you
no you mentioned the you mentioned the Hungarian elections in i saw a wonderful little meme
shortly after the results were announced it simply shows a penguin in red and uh you know
red front blue back and it just says a wonderful end to a horrible end to a horrible
week. Thank you, Hungary.
We really needed this.
And you know, there are penguins
around the world that are celebrating
because, you know, penguins
as a species tend to get a little nift at the Trump
administration.
So you can imagine
that there's been, you know, like
big herring meals on the beach
and all of those probably been
partying.
until dawn
over this.
And the fact that he's
I heard
some broadcaster on
NSNBC going breathlessly
why would he send
J.D. Vance
to Hungary
or
to Rome
or
and various places
people would criticize Trump
over the years.
Yeah,
and I'm like,
because they knew
that,
that,
uh,
dear Wichter
was going to,
uh,
lose.
I mean,
the TIE's
pointing all in that direction.
And the reason he sent
Jimmy Dick Bowman
to go around
campaign with Victor
was to
weaken him
when he runs for president
because Donnie thinks he'll live forever
and having been self-declared
for life. And contrary to what he says
that AI generated
within him
as Jesus' healing
John Stewart. Now, if I were John Stewart,
now, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, Dave.
I don't think that's John Stewart.
That's Jeffrey Epstein being healed.
Well, that only goes to prove that they've been holding hands for a long time.
That's why I've said, I wonder if, I mean, one, somebody in the White House altered it to put a three-horned beast in place of one of the,
oh no
in place of one of the
military personnel
and then
well
you know had him
raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead
they're punking him
I mean I'm delighted
it gives me
joy and pleasure
to think that there's somebody
in the
maggot
or White House
who's dropping little Easter eggs like that.
And it started out with Nick Adams?
Yes, Lee, I know the person is unnamed, but he looks like someone.
Yes, Randy Radar.
Randy Radar says, I want to know if Dick Cheney is still in the dirt.
Yes, because he was buried without soil from his native land,
and he is surrounded in the ground.
by a gold-plated garlic so that it'll
it'll be there as long as the box is so he can't get out.
Oh, in a moment here, just to go back to yesterday,
and the DoorDash Grandma,
I said she was from Arkansas and that was a long drive for it.
Yeah.
Well, the whole thing, I mean, obviously the whole thing was cooked up
about a month ago, but she's been testifying, for instance,
there was a ways and means committee field hearing in Nevada.
And DoorDash Grandma appeared and testified there.
Her appearance was somewhat different, but nonetheless, it was her.
And she's been talking about this tax on tips dodge.
She said that the tax on tips thing had saved her 11,000.
Well, that math ain't mathin.
That means if it was $11,000, then her tax on that would have been like $250 or so.
On the other hand, if she saved $11,000, that would have meant her tips were some $78,000.
And there just aren't a lot of dashers out there who are bringing down $7,000.
78 large
in tips.
So, you know, it's another con.
Oh, we talked about the bailouts
in Wisconsin a little bit ago.
Another maggot
has bailed out this time in New York.
Where
Republicans in disarray,
NITWROWS Inspector General
in the Department of Labor, Anthony Desposito,
was going to run
against Lauren Gillen
the incumbent elected in November
2024
he's bailed out too
so oopsie
they found a new candidate called
named Jeannie Driscoll
a tax receiver
she declared her candidacy on Tuesday
here's hoping that
Representative
Gillen holds her slot
and gee as far as the maggots are concerned
I hope it doesn't hurt too little.
Oh, and in the ongoing list of people who are outraged, I tell you,
outraged at Nitwit Niro's blasphemous post,
well, enter Pink Shrek.
Yeah, Joe Rogaine is not buying it.
He's, well, maybe, yeah, maybe even pissed.
ECHE genius
The one that created that Jesus
meme that Trump just posted, that's AI
God. Joe, I told you he explained
it, he was a doctor.
That's what they call them. That's what AI God
calls Jesus. Jesus is
a doctor. The mental gymnastics.
You know, it's worth noting that one of the
terms
used for Jesus
is the great physician.
So, I'm sure
somebody told new it near it say you're a doctor anything anything let's let's just make this
go away before they notice the demon in the air oops involved in some of these people who are so
ideologically captured yeah is shocking to me it's weird it's weird because there's no way
there should be this kind of money in politics there's no way it be good for anybody if the people
with all the money are controlling most of the things i mean like there's
know why, dude.
Here, I mean, all this money in politics.
I mean, it's just cry, cry.
And he's supposed to be in...
They're just captured, you know?
They're just captured.
Dude, you were...
You were 100,000% behind Nitwit Niro in 2024.
Don't act like some...
somebody who was a little skeptical.
No.
But, you know, the masculine masculinity, manliness guys go, yeah, I tell you what, that Joe, I mean, he's a smart and that's what him is.
Things that happen, it doesn't make any sense because they're all sick anyway.
They just want more.
If you're worth $200 billion and you're still trying to make more money, that's what you're trying to do with your time, well, you're sick.
This is a guy who has a multi-million dollar contract with Spotify.
This is a millionaire complaining about billionaires.
Oh, Joe, have a seat, honey.
Wow.
I don't know if everything he says is accurate.
Just to throw that out there.
Hey, who knows?
It gets a little...
They're so fast.
sometimes with the details and reality.
The one that created that Jesus meme that Trump just posted, that's AI God.
Yeah, okay.
I didn't realize that had already gone that far.
So, you know, pay no attention.
I mean, it's not like Joe Rogan ever hosted Trump and went all Balchini on him.
You know how polls have done?
Oh, I'm going to get myself in Trump.
but so I really don't believe too much in him.
Well, 2016 taught a lot of people about the ineffective use of polls.
Well, they were very ineffective because I thought I was doing well.
I'd go to a place and I'd have 30, 40,000 people.
Hillary would go, they have 500 people and they tell me I'm going to lose.
I said, why am I going to lose?
I had 40,000 people.
She had 200 people.
But, you know, I have a theory.
These polls, they charge you a lot of money too.
You know, they charge you half a million bucks to do some stupid poll
and they interview like 251 people.
I don't think they understand.
interview in many cases. I don't want to get myself
in too much shovel. You think it's bullshit?
I think they sit there. They make a deal. They get
a half a million bucks and they say
Trump's leading 50.
Oh, no, I mean,
no, Joe Rogaine definitely,
I mean, he's always been
skeptical of Donald Trump. It's not like
that he didn't just
go full tanky for him.
I can't believe he said that,
man. That's just
so wrong.
He's been lying.
for most of his, for the entirety of his adult life, but, you know, they just, uh, well, pink Shrek is just now noticing.
You know, it's like that old, uh, uh, campaign for a drug-free America or whatever that outfit was called, you know, pot hurts, Joe.
It makes you forget things. Obviously, you've forgotten what a true believer you were.
Clowns, it's clowns. It's clowns. It's clowns.
way down.
Oh, and over the weekend,
Nitwit Niro was, of course,
playing golf,
and he was playing golf with Donald Trump
the Third.
That would be Trader Tots
17-year-old spawn.
And while they were in the cart
together,
nitwit notes,
or nitwit Nero,
and nitwit the third,
saw
Nina Coates.
She's a golf content creator.
I guess I need to do a quick looky-look-see
and see what all the hullabaloo was about.
Nina Coates' images.
Okay.
She's a very lovely young woman.
Well, nitwit Nero and Nittwit the third saw her
and Nittwit Nero couldn't stop
gawking at her.
Learing.
And, of course, she was excited to be seeing
Orange Daddy, and she was excited
and jumping up and down.
And as he drove the cart, he
pointed out and said,
She's in great shape.
But that wasn't enough. He pointed
at her and said,
She's in great shape, look at her.
Stopped the cart and looked at her
and said, You want a picture?
Come on over.
here, is she in good shape or what?
And then as they were taking the photograph,
he said,
Is that your husband?
Yes, I'm married.
For anyone who's keeping track of the numbers,
since, well, just a little bit over a year,
let's see,
it'll be a year and three months in six days.
He has cost the American people
$101.2 million
on his
golfing expedition.
Excursion. It's a golfing
excursion. It's just a little excursion.
And, of course, he always golfs at his own golf courses.
So that means that
we, the people of the United States,
more perfect union,
general welfare, all of that.
Yeah, we're
giving him $101.2 million.
by paying to put up his entire security detail
and everything that goes with him traveling
at one of his tacky-ass golf motels.
What a creep.
It came out in a Daily Beast article.
Trump 79 thirsts over woman in front of teenage grandson.
And when he called her to come over and get the photo taken,
he started messing with.
with his belt, you know, like hoisting his trousers up over his pendulous gut.
Inspiring, I'm telling you.
What was that, what were you saying there, Ron Johnson from Wisconsin?
The old guys just need to leave the young women alone.
Perverts. Perverts all.
Maggots.
Math reality, Lee, in New York says his golfing is cheaper and less consequential than his war.
That's true.
But he kind of cheats it both, don't you think?
Yeah.
And the...
Over at Mr. Meth Pillow TV,
they weren't having it when it came to...
When it came to DoorDash Grandma.
It's almost like the rats are fleeing the sinking ship.
Well, it wasn't a picture.
It was me.
I did first it, and I thought it was me.
as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support.
I'm not sure that people are going to buy that as the excuse.
But, I mean, who knows?
Because President Trump, I mean, we don't know when he's posting these things,
how quickly if he just saw something, oh, that's cool and just shared it.
But, I mean, he certainly doesn't look like a doctor.
Or maybe that, like his, yeah, yeah, honey, or maybe he has a deeply damaged brain.
maybe it's congenital, maybe he has intellectual deficits and always has,
or maybe it's just the lifetime of crank and speed and whatnot that's finally getting to him.
I mean, if you read the social media comments underneath a lot of people are not buying it,
but like you said, who knows, but that was President Trump's response.
I didn't think that he was going to talk to the press today, but he did.
I think they felt that he should address this because it really was.
was a lot of backlash, as you know, in social media,
especially from Christian groups and even some non-Christians as well.
Because yesterday, from what I understand is Orthodox Easter,
so it was a holy day as well for Christians.
Yeah, well, it was for Orthodox Christians.
It was a holy day for Orthodox Christians because, well, you know,
the church had that little schism, and they fought over, you know,
they killed people over preponderance.
positions. Two or
three, two or through or
buy or four, yeah.
Religion of peace.
Oh, and we're back to
a little Benny Johnson
plagiarist.
Possible
grinder aficionado.
Who yesterday
invited the
cornbread version of
George Anthony Santos de Volder
onto his
program to talk about
Eric Swalwell.
But not Tony Gonzalez.
I mean, maybe they talked about Tony Gonzalez.
But it was
Andy Ogles, who
is a scammer, like I said,
in the mold of George Santos.
Big charity, the whole
thing. Well, he
had, he had, he
he's a manly man.
Andy Ogles and he knows just what to do with Eric Swalwell.
Okay, so your dreams have been to kick out nightmarish, criminal members of Congress from our country, in the case of Ilhan Omar, or at the very least from Congress.
So I'd like to start with Eric Swalwell this morning, Congressman.
What should happen to him now that it's been proven on videotape that he is a leering, very rapy,
very, like, creepy criminal.
There are criminal now investigations against him.
What should happen?
Yeah, I mean, not should happen, will happen.
There's going to be expulsion articles.
My guess is they drop tomorrow against him, and I think they'll succeed.
I think there's multiple Democrats.
I can't name them per se, have said that they would sign on.
And so I would expect him to be gone as what, so look, the allegations of rape are,
look, consending adults is one thing, but when you're targeting, you're a predator, and you're raping young women,
let's hang them.
Rapists should be hung, period.
No questions.
And so now I'm not, I want the secret service to come.
I'm not talking about Eric Swalwell.
I'm not threatening a member of Congress.
But the point is we've got to say enough is enough.
We can't allow this type of behavior.
And I'll point this out that I would argue that the leadership in the Democratic Party knew that he was behaving.
this way and was only...
Let's start with your orange daddy, Andy.
I mean, while Eric Swalwell may have done atrocious things,
he is not charged with a crime.
Your orange daddy, on the other hand, well, Andy,
ah, it's going to be hard, this is going to be difficult for you, Han.
Your orange daddy was convicted on 34 counts of, uh,
Criminal conduct.
Yeah, and it related to his trying to cover up the fact that he was a sexual predator
and, you know, tried to hide it by paying off Stormy Daniels.
And, you know, then there's E. Jean Carroll.
Both of these cases have worked their way through the legal system.
Both of them are still final orders.
They are adjudicated facts.
Andy.
So maybe, well,
as Jebus said,
physician heal thyself.
He's a doctor.
Oh my God.
I just realized
Nitwit Niro was a Dr. Pepper
Ed now.
And I thought
Gene Simmons saying, trust me, I'm a doctor,
was funny.
Because he was in the way
in the governor's race
that they took him out.
They weren't worried about protecting women.
They were worried about taking him.
out. Some of these allegations, Congressman, were from 2019, 2017. They let him run for president.
They let him go on MSNBC every second of the day. They let him.
Intel committee for 10 years. He served in Congress for 15 years. What's that? He's on Homeland Security.
I serve on a committee with him. And now he's never there because he's been running for governor.
But I mean, yeah, Intel, Homeland Security, he has access. He knows as chairman. And so I think about
this for a moment. As chairman of one of the committees on Homeland, I get access to classified
information that most members of Congress
don't get. And because he's on
Intel, he's seeing the same information.
And this is a guy that slept with
the Chinese spy. Like, come on.
And meanwhile, Andy Ogles
lied about
being an expert
in child sex
trafficking. Oh, I bet you are, Andy.
Glass houses and all.
Yeah, that's right. Okay,
so this is some breaking news. You're saying
that you hear that other Democrats
are going to be voting in order to expel him from Congress.
Any idea of what number?
I have no idea.
I'll know better once we get to D.C.,
but I think this has, I think the train has left the station.
I think the videos, the allegations,
there's so much cooperating evidence.
And look, you always want to give someone their due process their day in court,
but the overwhelming evidence against Walwell is, quite frankly, he should resign.
Well, I mean, he did.
but there's no overwhelming evidence against him because nothing has yet been adjudicated
as compared to your, well, Tangerine Tiberius, honey.
A couple of members of Congress, I was chatting with him this weekend,
and they said, listen, the reason why Swalwell behaves like this
is because he knows that there is a protection mechanism for him in Congress.
It's called Congressional privilege with a massive taxpayer-funded slush fund
that funds lawyers and NDAs and pay.
pays out the victims of sexual crimes, and members of Congress use it.
Not every member of Congress, but whenever there's something that could potentially threaten
a member of Congress, it gets taken care of.
And Eric Swalwell can behave like this because he knows he's just going to be taken care
of by the American taxpayer.
That's like worse than Epstein, in my opinion.
I mean, that's, that is like, that is utterly grotesque.
Should those, should the people that make, that use that, you know, should those payments
be made public?
like the American taxpayer find out, should that exist at all?
Yeah, I mean, so there was actually an effort just a few weeks ago.
It was led by Annaluna and Nancy Mace to reveal the folks who have benefited from that slush fund.
I was one of the few Republicans who voted to release the information.
So there was actually an attempt to bring that into public, you know, kind of the public view.
And it was killed, quite frankly, by leadership.
That's a unbelievable.
So we have actually the article right here.
voting
357 to 65
to keep the records
sealed
that sucks man
that's just a bad look for anyone
in Congress
yeah
and that was one of the
65 that voted
to release information because
no well yeah you were
because well
they weren't coming after you
and because
well your criminality
is more in the way of a grift
as opposed to
sexual misconduct
And then there's the
Just average everyday garden variety maggot
This took place in Michigan
Cascade Township
March 10th according to M Live
Randall Lee Biller
55 years old
Was it
Went to Alvey
My favorite grocery store
but while he was there
Randall Lee Miller
age 55 couldn't
somehow couldn't
keep himself from
barking and grunting about
white privilege
and well
a woman drove into the Aldi parking lot
and
Miller cut her off
he was driving a Jeep
and started yelling at her
while they were both in their vehicles
called her an N-word bitch
and then said to her
you're the reason why we need to bring back
hanging inwards from trees
he then pointed at his white skin
and the American flag
the police report says
both exited their vehicles and Miller immediately called
the woman a racial slur several times
according to police
the woman said she initially laughed because she
He could not believe his behavior.
And then he started, like some sort of silverback,
he started slapping the side of his vehicle with his hand
while talking about his white privilege and, by God, his President Donald Trump.
Well, on the last day of March, he was arraigned on a hate crime charge
and released on a $20,000 surety bond.
He has a probable cause hearing tomorrow at the 63rd District Court in Kent County, Michigan.
When questioned by deputies, he said,
Yeah, and I'd say something is equally offensive to anybody of a different race.
Well, good for you.
I hope that's a felony, and I hope the judge doesn't say something like,
well, you know, sir, this is her first run in with the law, so I'm going to give you
probation. Of course, by the time, by the time the trial gets there, he'll probably be
full of remorse and take the stand and say, well, your honor, I was having a bad day.
I'm not really like that. Yeah. And finally, and this goes to the post that Micah put up for us over at
Blue Sky at head on.com. Yeah. Um, well, first,
of all, nitwit Niro threw a hissy recently at Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger.
She's Democrat and whipped the living shit out of her maggot opponent.
And he'd gone to a fundraising event at the Trump winery in Charlottesville.
The reviews for that wine are hilarious, by the way.
And then he began to whine.
This went from a thriving and powerful place, one envied by all,
to a commonwealth run by a person who has no concept of low taxes and economic strength.
People that voted for Spanberger are saying to themselves,
why did I do that? What did I do? What are they done?
As President of the United States,
I'm embarrassed to watch the destruction of once great and thriving states.
These politicians are all sinking in the polls,
but that doesn't help because they will create trillions of dollars worth of destruction, incalculable amounts.
What?
What?
Well, apparently there was a subtext because Governor Spanberger has finally taken action against racist organizations in Old Virginia.
She signed a new law.
She signed a bill into law, Governor Spanberger did, this week.
and it takes away tax breaks for the daughters of the Confederacy.
The New York Times reporting said,
The new law's most significant target is the United Daughters of the Confederacy,
founded in 1894 for descendants of Confederates.
That date is telling 1894 is, of course, smack dab in the middle of the lost cause.
The Times went on and said,
the organization's stated purpose is to honor the members' ancestors.
Throughout its history, the group built hundreds of Confederate memorials around the country,
which have become flashpoints for protests over historical memory and racial injustices in the last decade.
Boy, they sure soft-sooped that, didn't they?
Well, losing those tax breaks is going to have a considerable effect on the daughters.
of the Confederacy, yeah.
Because
the daughters of the
Confederacy have a
lovely, lovely headquarters
building. It's got
marble walls and everything there
in Richmond.
And in fact, the
building, the property
where the building is, was
given to the daughters
of the Confederacy by
the Commonwealth of Virginia back in
1950.
The thing is that there are conditions
in the deed and it says that if they can't maintain
the site, the property reverts
to the state.
Uh-huh. And without the tax breaks,
that vile racist
organization, heritage, not hate,
probably won't be able to keep their headquarters
and may wind up in a
rusted out single wide
in the middle of the woods with
floors falling in.
Aw, darn.
but it goes beyond that she also signed a bill into law
that uh well no this was sent back to the assembly
they want to stop teaching in 2006
the lost cause
at the Virginia Military Institute
VMI where once upon a time
a madman and a traitor
to the United States of America
Thomas Stonewall Jackson taught.
It went back to the Assembly for the Assembly to ponder
how the school can stop teaching the lost cause.
On the other hand, Governor Spanberger did
to sign a bill that ended a specialty license plate
that benefits the sons of the Confederate veterans.
There are no sons of Confederate veterans.
The Confederate veterans and their sons are all dead.
But it's got Robert E. Lee on it.
Way down yonder in the land of cotton.
Your feet stink and mine are rotten.
Look away.
Look away.
Look away.
Racist assholes.
A spokes creep for the Virginia division of the sons of Confederate veterans said,
well
I could go down to the DMV right now
and point out some fact about every plate there that I didn't like
so if we're going to cancel every plate
because somebody out there don't like it
we might as well just cancel the whole program
if we can't have racist license plates
what's the point in having
vanity license plates at all
gosh darn it
bless my soul
yeah well see the
the the plate that
I mean, you gotta wonder what would be his objection to the plate that supports, I don't know,
songbirds or bird watching.
Well, I'm goddamn bird shit on my windshield all the time.
I shoot him when I can.
Sorry, that's against the law.
Well, I'd shoot him if I could.
Breast cancer awareness plates.
Well, I mean, I mean,
That just gives me the icks, thinking about, thinking, because I loves boobies,
and I hate to think about sick boobies, and so we shouldn't have them plates neither.
And it's funny how the white supremacists always seem to be the least supreme people out there.
Yeah.
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