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Episode Date: March 10, 2026

Those wacky overgrown MAGAT psychos can't describe which phoney-baloney excuse they want to use for their dirty, illegal war.  

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The password was Petro, as in, well, you might have thought it had some reference to the fact that our partners in peace, the Israelis, bombed to be Jesus out of storage and refinery plants near Tehran over the weekend. causing slimy black rain to fall from the sky all over the greater Tehran area. Disgusting. Creating not just a human rights and common decency crisis. But hey, an environmental one too. Now, given that BB is a psycho and his buddies in his filthy cabinet are psychos, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they are, in addition to everything else,

climate change deniers. Oh, and it turns out, just to check in, we didn't just bomb that girl's school once. Oh, no. We murdered those little girls and came back and made 40 minutes later and made sure that they were really good and dead. Jesus Christ. One doesn't know when such history will be written, but for all of our vaunted palaver about freedom and liberty, sit, woo. things like well the first two and a half decades plus of the 21st century will show us to be the barbarous murder state that we have become disgusting and but petro is not about the petrol that was blasted all over Tehran no

It's actually not. It refers to something that went on out at Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch in New Mexico, in addition to all the horrors. Well, this. Jeffrey Epstein, you might recall, at one point we know was in, to bone hunting, pot hunting, and one of the Epstein files talks about how he and Jislane and whalehead dead bear brainworm lamprey

of the hyannisport brainworm lampreys. Snuck onto the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota in order to steal precious artifacts off of their land. They were looking for dinosaur bones. I'm sure they both thought that maybe they could make Jurassic Park be a real thing. And God, I'm sure that whalehead dead bear brainworm lamprey would have wanted to go dinosaur hunting, and I would have been rooting for the Tyrannosaurs. And the velociraptors.

But we don't know if they recovered anything there. But we do know that at Zorro Ranch out in New Mexico, Jeffrey Epstein went and actually stole because he was a filthy criminal from start to finish, top to bottom, east to west, north to south, entirely just another shitty criminal who got away with it because, well, he had money and access and power and influence and blackmail material.

Now, New Mexico end up into Colorado, over into Utah, to a certain extent, into Arizona, were all homes to, among other cultures, the Anasazi people. And they left their mark on the landscape. in some instances they created astronomically aligned monuments complete with descriptive carvings that they used to determine and it's one of the first things you need to know if you're going to be engaging in sedentary agriculture to determine when the equinoxes come and the solstices. Once upon a time that part of the world was much wetter and much more verdant. And brilliant cultures arose there.

The cultures that built the great Kivas and the Pueblos. It's always been one of my dear. dreams to see those places if I ever and if I ever do get out to visit my daughter there it's way high on the list I'll take her and my little my little grandson along and and and I will babble almost endlessly about the brilliance of the cultures but there are memos relating to Zorro ranch that demonstrate that Jeffrey Epstein in addition to all his other many and far more horrifying crimes, well, he was also into the desecration of sacred lands

because he stole rocks that had the work of hundreds or thousands of years upon them, petroglyphs, they're called. And in his vanity and his evil had it placed at his ranch house. This is disgusting business. He used the ancient works as decor. And then he had his staff move the petroglyphs around

to enhance the decorative aspects. In 2001, a property manager sent in a project memo the following. Petroglyph rocks moved to the main house. J.E. to let us know the size location, how many rocks he would like. Jeff, to find larger rocks. He didn't just go once. He went back. Stealing and stealing and desecrating and desecrating. At one point, he asked in an email in 2014,

he asked a Microsoft executive, one of his buddies, and a paleontological researcher named Nathan Mirvold, How do I cut and polish the granite with petroglyphs on the ranch? One of them, by the way, had what appears to be a star in it. Others have representations of animals, perhaps even some human faces. and he took it all out of context and just piled them one on top of the other. Asshole. I swear.

And one wonders if he preyed upon little indigenous girls while out there. At one point, one of the project managers asked him how he liked things, and he said, yeah, nice, it would be great to get some big ones with petroglyphs even better. and then he wanted more petroglyphs, large petroglyphs. Out in New Mexico, they have an all-Pueblo council of governors. They issued a statement saying the destruction and removal of petroglyphs and cultural sites at Zorro Ranch is deeply troubling, yet not surprising considering what has come to light about Jeffrey Epstein.

These sites hold profound significance as part of the living history of the Pueblos across the southwest, reflecting the enduring connection between our people and the land. And now, whatever else you can say about those petroglyphs, they're meaningless. No provenance, no goddamn data. Who knows, that star may once have faced in the direction of, I don't know, Venus at the winter's solstice.

It would not be the first time that indigenous people had done that. and the thing is, and maybe this is why he purchased the area, 7,500 acres to Zorro Ranch, Gary was talking about that a couple of weeks back, and the area is petroglyph rich. There's a geological formation called El Creston, where indigenous people carved images into basalt, which of course is an igneous, a volcanic,

rock and incredibly hard and it tends and when you when you carve on it it tends to stay carved he also leased land from the state of new mexico for grazing which meant that he could pillage there as well but the greater import of all of this is that um as we noted talking to gary a couple of fridays back investigations have begun with hopes of finding details that taken alongside the layout of the property might yield up evidence of his crimes even more than what we now have. And one lawyer said,

listen, whatever happens, any details we get that help to corroborate what the victims and survivors have already said will be valuable. A lawyer speaking to the guardian former prosecutor John Day said a search warrant would have to be based on information

that's not stale. Somebody couldn't come in and say, hey, seven years ago something happened and I just got around to telling you now it would have to be, well, we just uncovered something about a crime that occurred seven years ago that we didn't know about until now.

And that would be things perhaps supported by the documents that have been released and are not still being suppressed and buried by the nitwit Nero, Department of Injustice. Jesus. One hopes that they can

gain some sort of further knowledge about the overall horrors. And by the way, and the reason I'm focusing on Epstein in the early part of the program here is

I've read some stuff over the weekend suggesting that, well, you know, know, with the war on, nobody's really interested in Epstein anymore. I feel like that kind of disinformation is probably flowing out of the Horton, I mean, White House. And one of the things that did come up last week, the business about the 13-year-old girl who said she eventually bit nitwit Nero on his dengis. and that that's when he beat her. It's worth recalling she first came forward in 2019 after Epstein was arrested. The Department of Justice interviewed her four separate times.

I'm sure Bill Barr to prosecution was thoroughly briefed on each instance. Eventually she gave up thinking no one would ever do anything about it. but she provided details which some intrepid journalism outfits have sought to track down she said it was the mid-1980s nitwit Niro's

sexual Vietnam that's what he said to Howard Stern at the time during the 90s a news outlet the post and Curry tried to see if any portions of her story could be verified.

And they found out they can. The young woman had talked about details of what she recalled. She said that her mama, who was a real estate agent, had rented property to Epstein down in South Kakalaki. And she said an Ohio-based businessman, Gee, wonder who that was. Who was affiliated with a Cincinnati-based college. Well, the Post and Courier found him and found out that he was a member of a for-profit school.

They also verified... Jesus, this is sickening. In her allegation, she said that Epstein had nude photographs of her as a minor and that he had extorted money from her mother. in order to keep those photos secret, she said that led to her mother beginning to steal money from the real estate firm with whom she worked, and in fact she was charged, according to the Post and Courier's investigation, was stealing $22,000 from the firm.

The woman's identity was verified by the pro-post and courier. they cross-referenced the details in the account with public records and old news clippings. They did not name her. Both she and her client, or both she and her attorney, rather, didn't comment. They verified the mother's death in the northwest in Washington State. And meanwhile, Caroline, real poo-poo leave it all. alone, said, this is authentic punk. The woman is clearly mentally deranged and she's not even daddy's type.

Now, I added that last part. If he was allowed to comment on it, he would say something like that. She wasn't my type. At that age, my daughter, Iwanca, was more my type. Because remember, he said that as a teenager, had Iwanca not been his daughter, he would have been dating her. Yeah, for this first broadcast of the Daylight Savings Time 2026,

dinner's kind of taken a beating in the Eastern Daylight Time Zone. Yeah. But this is the kind of work that will have to take place. And if they look, they will find, Oh, Mercy Yes. It reminds me of a quote from one of my favorite, favorite novels in American literature,

all the king's men, clatter, clatter, clack, clack. And it has never seemed more profound. This quote begins with, There is always something. Oh, where'd it go? Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption, and he passeth from the stink of the deity to the stench of the shroud, there is always something

and there's more to it than that but that's the essence of it there's always something the problem is putting the pieces together and sorting out what the something is and then this

in an exclusive report at the Guardian earlier today a reporter a journalist by the name of Lucia Osborne Crowley who has spent years upon years doing the hard journalism work of tracking down the who, what, when, where, why, how, and how much of Jeffrey Epstein, and wrote a book called The Lasting Harm in 2024 about Jislane Maxwell's trial in 2021.

There were, it was filled with quotes from her victims and those of Jeffrey Epstein. Well, speaking to the Guardian, Lucia Osborne Crowley said that in September of 2022, she flew to Miami, Florida, to meet with and interview a woman by the name of Carolyn Andriano, one of the survivors whose testimony helped put away Gislane Maxwell. And they got together for dinner.

at a restaurant in West Palm Beach, at which point Ms. Adriano told Ms. Osborne Crowley that a private investigator had showed up looking for her, a guy who appeared to be in his 60s, who heard she was talking to someone about a book. After Ms. Andriano left, and Ms. Osborne Crowley was alone, a stranger showed up and approached her in the restaurant, a man in his 60s

according to the Guardian what was she writing he wanted to know he offered her drugs cash and a meeting with one of Epstein's pilots and then put his hands under her skirt Jesus Christ they're all the same aren't they yesterday you know was

the annual celebration of International Women's Day and as I sat pondering it I wondered how many women were marking it by recalling the number of times and the places and the locations and the dates details become

almost as if carved in stone of things like that when men had assaulted them because it seems like there is not a woman alive who has not been assaulted by some man somewhere. Ms. Osborne Crowley finally got a manager to notice, and the manager ran off the 60-something-year-old creep, and he waited in the car park.

Ms. Osborne Crowley, for her part, escaped through a staff exit. She's not the only one to have been surveilled. 28 of Epstein survivors have signed a statement that they were all threatened with death. The Miami Herald reporter who broke the story back in the early aughts, Julie K. Brown has apparently also been surveilled. As to Ms. Adriano, she died of an overdose in 2023. You can decide for yourself whether that was accidental overdose, suicide, or murder.

Because there's plenty about murder in the Epstein files. Before she died, however, she provided the testimony that sent Chislane Maxwell to prison, but she verified another crucial element, noting that she saw Virginia Jaffray when she was working for Epstein, who of course also committed suicide. And it was entirely a joke, but I saw earlier to. today, a meme generated by AI, of course. Meet the new Ayatollah of Iran, Jafari Epstani, with the whole Ayatollah look superimposed onto the visage of Jeffrey Epstein. I'm beginning to think that his tentacles remain all over government and all.

all over governments around the world. Oh, and then there's the question of the witness who, well, he was one of the guards. And lo and behold, right around the time of Epstein's demise, uh, amem, demise, uh-huh, made a curious $5,000 deposit into his bank account. was one of the same people who was charged with, I believe, charged with falsifying records and negligence in the business of guarding Epstein

at the time of his suicide, death, ehem, curious indeed. All kinds of weird stuff. Like the fact that, well, at one point in time, Jeffrey Epstein had an online account it showed the avatar for the

it was littlest Jeff 1 L-I-T-L-E-S-T-L-E-F-F-1 which went back to an account called J-EE Vacation at gmail.com your YouTube receipt

and damned if the thing didn't go live again after he was dead Yeah, doesn't that just beat cats copulating? You know, Victoria, you may not be wrong. Going back to the bone hunting at Pine Ridge, Victoria notes, They wanted to make a Jurassic Park because they wanted to fuck the dinosaurs.

I would not be at all surprised. And like I said, we are off and running. You know, in the realm of AI, they talk about a concept known as singularity and in the lore of AI that is supposedly

the moment when AI reaches true human-like consciousness I think we may be approaching Moran singularity

what you might ask is Moran singularity is that moment when absolute stupidity becomes so profound around the world

that every blessed thing is just terminally stupid. Or maybe throw evil into the mix too. I know Steve and New York doesn't like to toss the word evil and wicked around because it's just

they're they're just such strong words and usually have strange spiritual connotations. But damn, we've got a lot of stupid, wicked, and evil everywhere we turn. Of course, there's New York over the weekend. A couple of guys have since been charged in New York on suspicion of using weapons of mass destruction and supporting ISIS.

No, not vanilla ISIS. The people who support vanilla ISIS are just maggots. But there was a protest outside Gracie Mansion in New York City. And of course, it was a protest of the very existence of Zoran Mahmdani. He's a Muslim! He's going to impose Sharia law, New York City. And there was a protest, counter-protest, one of the assholes. who showed up at the protest,

uh, did so, God, the stupidity. Did so with a, with a whole roasted pig. Yeah. Because nothing says

Merca. Like a whole hog, hickory smoked pork pig barbecue. And so two dudes some of the couple of dudes Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi were taken into custody

Saturday night they tried to detonate two they're calling improvised explosive devices they look like homemade grenades basically one contained an explosive that has been used for years in terrorist attacks

of course blowing it all out of proportion the maggot lawyer for the southern district of New York, Jay Clayton said, they were going to plan it. They were planning an attack worse than the Boston Marathon bombing. New York Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch speaking to reporters said, they admitted to authorities they had traveled in New York City to watch ISIS videos and that their actions that they were partly inspired by ISIS.

The FBI now has the remains of the explosive devices and will of course fuck everything up about them. And of course, Nitwit Niro, having been asked, I'm not making this up, having been asked, should the American people fear terrorist attacks

on American soil, nitwit Nero said, I guess, I guess. I filled my tank yesterday, gasoline, here in West Virginia at least, was at $3.50 a gallon.

I had previously filled my tank in Parkersburg using my Kroger points for January. And at that point in time, I got gasoline for $1.70 a gallon because I had like 80 cents off. And gasoline had dipped to about $250 a gallon, so, well, oil's up over $100 a barrel. it's not going to be good for anybody's economy.

It's not even that great for the oil industry. But here we are. Oh, and a bit of breaking news. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the melanoma documentary. Whoever wrote that, that Rommelam Ding Dong is for you.

And the maggots are... having savaged online these days, and gosh, I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Somebody posted a photo of nitwit Nero and melanoma and said, name a better duo, I'll wait, to which USMC angry veteran replied, Toaster and Bathwater. And Nittwit Niro has now declared that he ain't going to sign no more bills until Congress passes the Save Act. He really doesn't know how the government works under our Constitution, does he?

Because if he doesn't sign bills, the bills just become law. What is it, ten days? So he's going to hold his breath till he turns blue. Or whatever color can actually get through that slathered-on grease. grease paint yeah he outlined his threat yesterday great job by hardworking Scott Pressler on Fox and Pines

talking about using the filibuster or talking filibuster in order to pass the Save America Act an 88% issue with all voters no it isn't I mean maybe it's 88% but it's 88% of people opposing It must be done immediately.

It supersedes everything else. Must go to the front of the line. I, as president, will not sign other bills until this is passed. And not the watered down version. Go for the gold. Must show voter ID and proof of citizenship. No mail-in ballots except for military, illness, disability, travel. No men and women's sports.

No transgender utilization for children. Do not fail. he's even changed his tune recently on trans adolescence I don't think they should be able to get surgery without parental consent at which point the maggots went wild you're caving in to the woke agenda daddy but when he put out that tripe over at tripe social

Ron Philip Kowski responded saying I guess there's no reason to vote for a supplemental military appropriation for Trump's war or anything else since he isn't signing anything right now. Oopsie. It's your poetry troops. And then there's Capgate.

And this certainly is disgusting. Yeah, you're right. Jeremy pointing out he didn't choose that 88% number by accident. Someone, a little Nazi inside the I mean, White House did that for him.

88 H.H. H. H. H. H. H. H. Yeah. That's Exactly, just like the, what, the 88-foot-tall flagpoles at the White House? And from Kim in New York, I call bullshit. So two guys from ISIS attended a protest and throw a homemade incendiary in front of the Muslim mayor's home. What absolute bullshit.

If we're going to go that route, we could claim that it was due to Trump's war against Iran, right? Right. Another thing I just read in the times that Trump said that the war was very complete. whatever that means. Upon that, the Dow went up and oil went down. Can investors and oil companies really be so stupid as to believe what Trump says about the war? I know. I've got that in the stack, Kim. And it's not just that he said, it's very complete.

Again, whatever that means, at least whatever that means to the spirochet's shrieking each to each the thin gray settlers that swash around between his ears and pass for the remnants of his brain. Yeah. But it's who, he said, very complete, too. He was speaking to his handler, his owner, his boss, his master. You know, Pouty. Reports came out today about a phone conversation between Pouti and Julius Gieser. reporting on this

Wei Jia Zhang from C. BS News said well she was interviewed on air about what went down and she also reported on it in print

him telling his master I think the war is very complete pretty much they have no Navy, no communications they've got no air force. And we're very far ahead of our estimated time frame. And then a Kremlin foreign policy aide, Yuri Ushikov, echoed some of this saying that Orange Julius Gieser shared his proposals

aimed at a quick settlement to the Iran War, Kremlin foreign policy. Oh, no, that's, no. And they talked about Ukraine. and Venezuela and the global oil market situation. You know, the oil prices do inure to the benefit of Pouti because of the sanctions.

So that means that when he sneaks oil around the globe, he's getting more rubles for it. Okay, before someone writes me, Petro dollars, all right? but yeah and I'll be right there with you Kim when the case falls apart against what are their names again

Balot and Cayumi then we'll know it was just a dummied up fraud but meanwhile Well, Jacob Lang, who was, of course, present and participating in the domestic terror attack on the Capitol and the Constitution of the United States on January 6, 2021,

well, he stood there for an interview with Alex Jones. sometimes this stuff seems just so canned. And Jacob Lang, Jacob Lang, it really wants to be, oh, he's so macho. I mean, brave.

I mean, we're talking, we're talking Mark Wayne Mullen brave. Shows up in the interview wearing a bulletproof vest, you know, the same kind that the ice chuds order from Amazon You don't fit very well and whatnot And this was the

conversation Dude's got a Homicidal streak The owner of your take in general About the Iran War And what President Trump Is doing there And overall your report card

On what you'd like to see the Trump administration Doing whether you're pleased or partially pleased or not pleased Jake Lang President President Trump's our commander-in-chief. I stand by in our commander-in-chief. Now that we've engaged with the enemy, it's time for total decimation. And quite honestly, I love seeing the Muslims being absolutely

dominated by the American forces in the Middle East. It shows the warring Christians are stronger than the weak Muslims. So I'm looking at it for more of a bird's eye view. I'm not looking at who is it benefiting Israel or what are we doing over there. Right now, we're at war with Islam in our streets and we're at war with Islam in the Middle East. And I understand that this war that's been started against London, against Europe is now metastasizing and we're taking it to their shoreline. So I stand with President Trump. I don't really care about Middle East interventionalism. It hasn't been beneficial to us in the past. But when it comes time to lay claim and stake yourself and say, are you a Christian or you're a Muslim, it's good to see the Christian countries

of this world. America being the most dominant Christian country show its absolute strength and prowess when it comes wartime. These Muslims know who's on top. And that's why they do the cowardly terrorist attacks because when it comes to stand with face to face with us on the battlefield, they can't. It's almost like this was scripted for exactly this moment, huh? And hold a candle to the American military dominance. So I'm really proud of President Trump. Don't really care for benefits Israel or not.

I'm going to owe the muzzies out of the water. Yeah, but we did that for 20-some years and the globalists that brought them all here. He's doing it. Let's go. Make more bombs, baby. Let's go. Get them out. They want to kill and rape and destroy you and your family.

They're doing it all over Sweden. They're grabbing little white girls and pinning them down. And the court said the rape didn't last long nuclear warheads. Are you kidding me? Well. You kidding me? Scourge on the earth. You know, when even Alex Jones thinks that one of his very own correspondence has gone, you know, a little funny.

You know, funny. In the head, you know it's bad. You're almost kidding. They're sending, they're sending, they're sending, they're sending, they're sending, they're sending, Zora and Mandami over here to take over our mayor's ship role, okay?

Wouldn't it be a lot better if our American military forces stop that communist Muslim bastard in his tracks, in his homeland? Hey, Jake, let me, let me, Jake, Jake, you're, you're running hot here. You're running hot. Run hot.

This may be Alex Kahn's first ever Ramalama ding-dong. Singularity, y'all, singularity. Maybe that should have been the password. Five thousand. Oh, yeah, running out, Alex. For the reaction, baby. They come at me and my family on my home turf in New York.

They're asking for war. I got it. I'm a peaceful American living and exercising my... Yeah, we found out how peaceful you were, Jacob, on January 6, 2021. Oh, but he's a badass. Oh yeah, he'll eat all that he does kill. He'll eat dead, burnt bodies, veins in his teeth, and he wants to kill. Kill, kill!

Uh-huh. Netly in New York noting the Alex Jones caller, the Crusades, the sequel. This one's going to be even dumber than the last one. First Amendment, but we will not cower or we will not relent to radical Islam. Jake, I'm asking you a question. I have a question for you, Jay. In the desert, wherever they want it. They can come get it.

I understand. Jake, let me ask you a question. I'm saying we were told the last 25 years we're finding them over there. Yeah, never mind. The cray cray is strong. But it's... I want to say it's 2003 all over again or post-9-11 all over again, but this one's even done.

summer, Jeremy noting, Alex knows Iran isn't just a small pushover and that Trump's claim dominance is a bad lie. Brother Deacon Asa with a couple of remarks, the war is very complete. Short of the fact that the imbecile has a fourth grade vocabulary, he was probably meaning to say the war has concluded, I tend to believe the signal that he's trying to send here

is in line with reality. We know that his years of drug abuse means he has the attention span of a special needs nat. He's already bored with this whole Iran spectacle and he wants to move on to his next bombing target. He'll pull out and announce victory. Yeah, eye roll for he'll pull out. Announce victory sooner than later. Well, he can't afford to stay very long. even with a

a fawning, obsequious pathetic embarrassment of a Congress like this and Brother Deacon Asa said as I've mentioned previously

let's do something about the abundant natural stupidity before we worry about perfecting artificial intelligence yeah no kidding Jesus the stupid you have always with you

and it's just how it is okay I'm just checking to make sure that the not that making sure that the roadcaster is connected to the stress line which it is Steve in New York pointing out

the war is very complete sounds an awful lot like mission accomplished yeah the only thing is knit wit narrow can't put on a flight suit with a cod piece in it because per photographs that I saw

courtesy of joy in Ann Arbor photos photos taken by real photographers this is not AI you can actually see the back panel of his dydie

printing through the fabric of his ugly suit I know I know dinner is just going to take it on the chin this evening. I got a feeling. People talking about the print, you know,

the real shield of the Americas. It's a big shield, Joy says, covers two continents for incontinence. The paint, yeah, incontinent continents. Exactly. Steve in New York The Twilight Zone theme started in my mind, I know. Submitted for your approval. Yeah, you're right, Randy Radar.

Somebody should have walked up and photo and video bombed Jacob Lang and said, Hey, Buster. The Army Recruiting Office is right over there. Get with it, tough guy. Oh, and this is kind of a blast from the past. But you remember, he's not, he's not in the Congress anymore, so we don't get to enjoy his paranoid stylings. But do we remember Louis Asparagus Gomert?

Of course we do. Louis Asparagus Gomert became infamous for his desperate pleas on behalf of his hard-working white constituents. The white is always implied. saying that, well, he was disgusted, disgusted, because his constituents had done told him how they have to stand in line at the checkout at the grocery store down to the H.E.B. And watch these welfare queens using snap money to buy up all the Alaskan king crab legs

while that hard-working white Texan constituent of his had to make do with some beans and rice and some Kool-Aid and maybe some hamburger meat. Everything old is newer and stupider again. Alaskan king crab legs have found their way into the news feed after lo these many years. And lo and behold, it was the daily caller. not exactly a bastion of progressivism that reported on the, God, remember the, what was it, the $800 toilet seat that caused such an uproar decades back?

Was that NASA or the Pentagon? There was a joke that went around that said that NASA and the American taxpayers had spent, thousands upon thousands of dollars on research to make a ballpoint pen that would write in zero gravity. Yeah? And of course the punchline to that was

the Russians just sent up pencils. I'm Paul Harvey. Good day. I mean, that's the kind of shit that that showed up on. With not a lot of thought put into what it's like to have pencil shavings floating around in zero-g or what mischief they might make. Oh, but we're going to send mechanical pensions. Okay, sure.

But in fact, the Daily Caller says that Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, the DUI hire, has been blowing through tens of billions of dollars on what the Daily Caller calls impulse purchases. It used to be, we would say that he was spending like a drunken sailor or a drunken guardsman in this case there's a watchdog group called open the books and they uh they say that pentagon spending has gone absolutely but wild to levels not seen since at least 2008 and that's still during the reign of error and that

uh this comes at the same time that of course the military's running out of missiles and the numbers are pretty wild. Whiskey Pete's Pentagon dropped over $225 million just on furniture. They haven't spent that much money since 2014. $60,000 on what are called premium Herman Miller chairs. Does anybody in the Horn Ad Hocke Research Department want to figure out what makes

Herman Miller chairs so awesome. They drop 12 large on fruit basket stands. Yeah. I wonder how much they spent on couches and does the J.D. Egg

have his own special little room in Pentagon. And last September Whiskey Pete's Pentagon and somewhere somewhere. Louis Asparagus Gomerd is nah he's not crying no poor people are getting this

nope they dropped two million dollars on Alaskan king crab in one month alone whee that's some conservatism that fiscal conservatism and that was far from all of it no no 98,329 dollars for a Steinway

son's grand piano that Whiskey Pete can probably yak into on his latest next binge. $26,000 for a violin and $21,750 for a handmade Japanese flute. They dropped a total of $1.8 million on musical instruments. What? No Paul Reed Smith guitars? No Martin, with Mother of Pearl inlays? No, no, no, no, no, no towers of martial amps.

Posers. They dropped a cool billion dollars more. That would be $6.6 billion than had ever been spent by the Pentagon on purchases from foreign governments and businesses. Three billion dollars for training classes, janitorial work, and border surveillance. $3.6 billion in goods, like computer chips and fire trucks. This is, I mean, this is the tragicomic part of this. Open the book, CEO John Hart, said,

Under Secretary Higgsith, the Pentagon has consistently said its mission is to refocus on warfighting and lethality. Last year, we highlighted the problem of wasteful use it or lose it year-end spending. We noted that this reform is fully within the secretary's control and is a historic opportunity to make good on that promise. Oh, Mr. Hart, you sweet summer child. And then there's Joni Ernst, who is not running for re-election, but by God will never wear breadbags on her feet to march 10 miles uphill both ways in the snow to get to school. she said If taxpayers are going to be asked to spend $1.5 trillion on defense

nearly as much as the rest of the world combined Washington must be able to defend how every dollar is being spent open the books as findings that binge buying bureaucrats at the Pentagon burned through tens of billions of dollars on impulse purchases like fruit basket stands, foot wrists, donuts by the dozen

and a custom-made flute demonstrate how much work still needs to be done to meet that god. You give them hell, Joni. You're a famous and noted hog-dee baller. You got your pruning shears with you? That might solve some of Whiskey Pete's problems. You know, that testosterone will make you crazy.

Not really, Joni would like to have the job, or at least at one point in time she would have liked to have had the job. I don't know if she wants to get on this sinking grubes. garbage scow now. Herman Miller chairs, according to Jeremy, appear to be high-end office gaming chairs. That would have been helpful in the

report, wouldn't it? $2,100 for a really kick-ass one. 643. Ooh, $1,700 for the mesh-backed one. Well, I mean, your secretary of defense, I'm sorry, war, your warfighting war secretary

who's all about the lethality. He's got to have a gaming chair to be lethal it. Mm-hmm. Herman Miller Furniture Lee in New York says, don't you know how the sales meeting went? Say it in a mob accent. He is a price.

You've got a problem with that? Nicely. Ralps also researching the Herman Miller chairs. Size B, fully loaded, lumbar, refurbished approved by Madison seating. huh yeah oh well that's marked down to five hundred and twenty four dollars and eleven cents no way is is is whiskey pete's megbreadth gonna uh get all liquored up and and and and and play uh resident evil in that or well not resident evil that was just a little easter egg thrown out to victoria uh

hi victoria uh no no i mean i'm sure he's playing uh uh fog of war whatever the hip kids are playing yeah thanks for Alps and from Kim in New York wait a second

the Pentagon spent thousands on Arctic king crab yet they don't want people on snap to purchase crab legs uh huh yeah it it's just wasted on them pores

they probably don't even how to know how to crack him Alaska and king crab legs probably just get out and run over it with their welfare Cadillacs to get at the sweet, succulent crab meat inside. I'm telling you, singularity. Moran's singularity. I want to know who...

The juvenile delinquents out there in the live... The live listening contingent. I was just... I wonder who plays the flute. And who's the violinist? And who's the piano player in the whorehouse? Steinway. What a waste. Somewhere out there, there's a really

brilliant pianist who could make good use of that Steinway, but no, Whiskey Peets probably playing chopsticks on it. Can you imagine, because this is an obligatory statement following that story, can you imagine they would have to be Thorazine

darting people in the neck over at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda. If a story came out about about Joe Biden or God knows Barack Obama That wasn't a Japanese flute That was a Kenyan flute And we demand to see the long We demand to see the long-form sales receipt

It'll say Nairobi You just know it, it will And I guess eventually The story that we talked about last week Of military commanders declaring that Armageddon was nigh and that nitwit Nero was an anointed of God

well back in 2007 a grifter named Kim Clement did a video about the end times this this prophet said yeah you should have saved it for Wednesday

but I don't know that it will hold will there'll be so much madness by then that probably wouldn't get to it 2007 19 years ago and nitwit Nero shares this on trip social this that shall take place shall be the most unusual thing a transfiguration and going into the marketplace if you wish into the news media with time magazine will have no choice but to say what i want them to say newsweek what i want to say says the lord shall become a trumpet raise up

the trump to become for the church says the president not a religious one but i will fool the people says the lord i will fool the people yes i will god says the one that is chosen shall go in and they shall say he has hot blood for the spirit of God says yes he may have hot blood but he will bring the walls of protection on this country in a greater way and the economy of this country shall change rapidly says the Lord of hosts listen to the word of the Lord God says I will put at your helm for two terms a president that will pray but he will not be a praying president when he starts I will put him in office and then I will baptize him with the

Holy Spirit and my power says the Lord of hosts. Well, that was nutty. And by the way, Kim Clement has been dead for 10 years. He died at 60.

There seemed to have been consensus that he was, in fact, a false prophet. And what's that about? Bill Gates will open up the gate of a financial realm for the church, says the Lord. I... apparently he opened up some gates for

or Jeffrey Epstein opened up some gates for Bill and so apparently he's deifying himself what Nero is and that that comes with that comes with you know having your mind melt under the influence of copious amounts of

crank peed skills y'all peed skills y'all peed skills steven New York noting I thought God hated New York and caused 9-11 well not all of New York

just the queers and the gay boys and the lesbians and the transes and the people for the American way that's what Pat well former liquor supply officer and now pineapple

pineapple prince in hell, Mary and Pat Robertson, who said it in conversation with another hustler who's at the Eternal Barbecue, Jerry Falwell. Ah, God. It does.

It's stupid. Just is exhausting. But you know where my mind went when I saw that clip. Of course you do. You're probably, at least some members of this community are already hearing it in their own heads. Judgment on other people or you might get judged yourself.

What? I said, don't pass judgment on other people or else you might get judged. Oh, me? Yes. Oh, thank you very much. Well, not just you, all of you. That's a nice good. What?

How much do you want for the good? I don't you have it. Every? Yes. Consider the lilies. Do you want to heckle? No, in the field. What's wrong with it? Nothing, take it.

Consider the lilies? Well, the birds then. What birds? Any birds. Why? Well, have they got jobs? Jobs? What's the matter with him?

Says the birds are scrounging. Look, the point is, the birds, they do all right, don't they? Well, good luck to them. Yeah, they're very pretty. Okay, and you're much more important than they are. Right? So what are you worrying about... I'm worried about what you've got against birds.

Birds. I haven't got anything against the birds. Get out of a chance. I'll give you one for it. It's yours. Two, then. Look, there was this man, and he had two servers. What were they called? What were their names? I don't know. And he gave them some talents.

You don't know? Well, it doesn't matter. He doesn't know what they were called. Oh, they were called Simon and Adrian. Now... Oh, you said you didn't know. It really doesn't matter. The point is there were these two servants.

He's making it out of his. He goes and not. No, not. And he gave them to... Wait a minute. There were the three. Oh, you're terrible. There were three. There were terrible.

Oh, yeah. There's prophets all over the place. No, they're everywhere. The prophets are. I mean, this guy, you got your violent prophets, your peaceful prophets. Profits, profits everywhere. Tell him but now. Wretched sinners, sinners, just think you, sir, they.

And the horns will be on the head. His servants, there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray. And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lieeth those little things with a sort of rapier work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer. and the young shall not know where lie the things possessed by their fathers

that their fathers put there only just the night before about 8 o'clock. Nothing like a little prophecy. Jesus. And it's more on Monday, and we haven't had a Pierce Morgan siding. Oh, by the way, yeah, we are halfway through the program. We are getting nearer and nearer to being terrible trouble in terrible trouble financially on this broadcast.

Sorry, if we're going to have profits, might as well do the oral Roberts. No, no, no. No, but seriously, we're $2,300 in the hole. We have not raised a dime for the month of March. We were so backlogged in February. And, yeah, that's part of two Thursdays ago, all of two Fridays ago, all of last week and today.

Kind of hard to sustain a little. even as broke as this one is it's kind of hard to sustain it in that kind of a hole so so far we're goose egg but any help is good help from don in West Tannistan Steinway John Baptiste anyone here here oh no that's awfully kind Sylvie come to New Mexico if you're ever in my neck of the desert do please come to Santa pay. We'll take you to Bandolier, Rancho Los Glendrinas, the mystery stairs at Loretto Chapel, Miao Wolf, and so much more. There's so much to see and do and experience the oldest house in America, situated in the oldest capital city in America, settled in the 1500s. We have families that came here with De Vargas and the Spanish Conquistadores and Native American cultures that go much further back than that, and we welcome LGBTQ plus to our beautiful blue state.

It remains ever on my mind. Honestly, like I said on Friday, Sylvie, I'm at that annual part of the dreaded calendar where I wonder if it's time to hit the road and all the terror that goes along with that and the fear and the grief. But, well, I'm watching these two bills to see if they're. shoot through the West Virginia House of Delegates like shit through a goose, a very incontinent goose, a very brain-drained incontinent goose,

because we're talking about the West Virginia legislature. And anyway, New Mexico is on the list. At least I'd be close to some family, my daughter and her husband and my precious little grandchildren. But no, I'm... I said we haven't had a Pierce Morgan sighting. Oh, dear. He's apparently tiffing with a little Benny dry wife Shapiro.

You know, little Benny, the guy who, well, never mind, we know. High-pitched little castrato voice and fast-talking like Mickey Mouse on meth. Earlier today, little Benny Shapiro got big mad at Pierce Morgan for having a guest of his choosing on his program

because Morgan had had a guy named Dave Smith anybody know who Dave Smith is is he one of those unfunny chuds that hangs out in Austin, Texas with terminally uninteresting

Joe Rogaine? I don't know, but well, little Benny drywife got all hot and bothered. And Pierce Morgan shot back and gosh

lets you and him fight and I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Pierro is undoubtedly an intelligent and influential commentator. I've always liked and respected him, even when we disagree. I still do. He's stridently partisan, and staunchy conservative, of course, but he's willing to criticize Trump and others in the administration

when he thinks they've got it wrong. Well, one thing he doesn't criticize, however, is Israel, and he routinely gets very upset when other people do. It's such a blind spot for Ben that through the red mist of his rage, he sees an alternate reality where anybody who disagrees with him is a demonic America-hating terror apologist who can only possibly be doing it for ratings. And it's brought to my attention that he was very very very important. very upset about a debate last week featuring Dave Smith. So last night, I'm Pierce Morgan, which is the Jerry Springer of political television, where people gather to throw chairs at one another and determine paternity.

Pierce Morgan, who has sort of made a mockery of the entire industry by putting on screen, whatever dregs are still willing to go on screen with Pierce Morgan. Mighty bold of Ben, little Benny Shapiro to talk about anybody making a mockery of the medium now, isn't it? Yeah. he had on Dave Smith, who has, you know, apparently his job is never to tell jokes, but to instead give poorly informed foreign policy takes. And also to hate America. Here we go. Well, first, Jerry Springer was a very good friend of mine, and he was a beloved national treasure, who actually hosted one of the most successful shows in television history and became a media mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars. So thank you for that comparison, Ben.

Second, we proudly host lively debates on things that people care about featuring guests that people care about to cover both sides of complex news stories in an engaging way. Do the debate sometimes get a bit combative? Yes. Do audiences tend to enjoy a bit of theatrical rough and tumble? Of course they do. That's why The Daily Wire, Ben's company, has an entire political debate show which is literally called Bar Fight. That's why Ben's own show features heart-hitting segments including Ben Shapiro destroys celebrity ice reactions. Ben Shapiro destroys the Golden Globes. Ben Shapiro reacts to woke TikToks. Ben Shapiro reacts to woke socialist TikToks.

Ben Shapiro reacts to woke religious TikToks. And when it comes to humiliating the industry, please tell me why the Pulitzer Prize Committee did not reward Mr. Shapiro for this masterpiece. What the f***? This is the immortal video of Ben Shapiro emulating Barbie. You could say that makes a mockery of the industry. Third, I want to examine the charge that I've committed a sin against journalism

by hosting what Ben Shapiro describes as whatever dregs are still willing to appear on my show. Well, on the subject of Iran and U.S. foreign policy specifically, recent guests have included Masi Al-Anjad, Lisa Dafthari, Patrick Bet David, Carla Sands, Robert Neal, Goldie Gamari, Jonathan Conrickas, Alan Dershowitz, Alika LeBon, Ambassador Al-Libon, Ambassador Al-Intyre LeBon, Ambassador John Bolton, General Wesley Clark, General Mark Kimi, a former U.N. President Mike Pence, Eric Weinstein, Josh Hammer, former Israeli Prime Minister. to Naftali Bennett and the IDF spokesman Nadav Shoshanee. Now, it's unlikely that Ben is talking about any of these people because they are either vehemently pro-Israel or to some extent they are supportive of attacking Iran to destroy its regime. It's also unlikely he's talking about, say, Michael Knowles

or Isabel Brown, who make very valuable contributions to the show on a regular basis and do, of course, work alongside Ben Shapiro at Daily Wire. So what is he really talking about? Well, we know he doesn't like Dave Smith and flat out refuses to debate him, which strikes me as pretty cowardly. You can make up your own minds about why he refuses. And what Ben really takes issue with is that among the many guests supporting his worldview and specifically supporting Israel, we also invite many people who don't support his worldview and don't support the Israeli government.

Take Pierce Morgan, of course, suggesting the only reason that I was not appearing on his show anymore was his criticism of Israel, which is weird because I appeared on his show for literally months after October 7th, even though he was already critical of Israel. And I really haven't said anything on peers or about peers or two peers for probably a year. I just stopped appearing on his show. Why? Well, honestly, he kept bringing on actual Nazis and the Nazi adjacent and then treated them all too often as voices worthy of a large audience, like, for example, these people. I believe that Jewish supremacy is the greatest threat to America, and I think it's the greatest threat to the world today.

I truly believe that. You think Hitler was very cool? Yes, I do. And I'm tired of pretending he's not. It's going to be the headlines tomorrow. President is ISIS. Only amongst people who weren't listening. That's how I feel about those young men in Gaza.

You ask me why I won't condemn them. because those young men were born into a concentration camp. Israel has been a terrorist state. Israel right now is imparting a genocide and a Holocaust on the Ghazan people. Listen, it's peers' choice who he decides to have on his show and how he decides to conduct the kind of clown car battle royal that he does on a show every night. And it's my choice not to join that circus. I hate to say this because

I do not wish to defame him a memory of a beloved individual but doesn't little Benny drywife squeaky doesn't he sound a little bit like what Pee Wee Herman would have sounded like if he'd gone over to the dark side

sorry and of course Brother Deacon Asa pointing out, oh, the irony of Ben Shapiro calling out a fellow grifter for outgrifting him in his own game, I guess Ben Shapiro has a desiccated sense of humor. Dry, indeed.

From Steve in New York, the highly technical term for Ben Shapiro. Stupid! See also Pissant. See also wee little shithead. Good Lord. But I do find this immensely enjoyable. Make our choices, and we all live with them, but some of us make our choices based on, you know, actual principles and not the cliques.

Well, the last time Ben Shapiro appeared on unsensored to discuss Israel's war on Hamas, specifically was in March 2024, at which time I was being accused on a daily basis of being a paid-up Israeli shill. He lacks the self-awareness to realize that many pro-Palestine contributors got very angry, with our show for hosting so-called genocide enablers like him. That's exactly why I'm not partisan and don't want to be. There is more than one view on any emotive or consequential subject. You can't possibly know you are right if you don't know what the other side thinks. That's precisely why free speech exists as a principle we all defend. And when it comes to principles, as Mr Shapiro puts it, I'd remind him that I've left several high-profile jobs

over my principles. Principles like my views on gun control. He'd left these jobs of, oh my God, this is Pierce Morgan. I almost said Pierce Shapiro. They're getting kind of hard to tell apart. Oh, this is Pierce Morgan, who's claimed of fame is hacking royal cell phones

and hounding members of the royalos. Isn't that how the story goes? Yeah. And my belief that criticizing a princess is an essential right. I give my opinions about everything based on the information I have at the time, and I change my views when facts change. Some people might find that highly irritating, but it's because I might... And I change my views when the check clears.

Some people might find their... irritating. Not an ideologue, and I never will be. Ben Shapiro calls our debate a clown show circus, and that's fine. He's perfectly entitled to his opinion. Many people do choose to watch Unsensit, including clearly Ben Shapiro. It's ironic that the clips he showed, or not from our so-called battle royale debates, but from long-form one-on-one interviews, which we do a lot of a time. And it's outrageously disingenuous that the clips he showed did not include the parts of those interviews, where I called out every single one of them about things I didn't agree with.

His montage of the same interviews could have looked like this. You sound like a Nazi. I mean, why do you say that? That's literally what Nazis would have said in World War II. You think if half your family had been wiped out by very fucking cool Hitler, you'd still think he was very fucking cool?

Or would you think that actually he was a despicable monster who murdered 12 million people? The comparison, which is more apatisite, is ISIS and Hamas. They are both nihilistic terror groups intent on killing as many Jewish people and others as they can possibly kill.

That's not true. As the numbers... It's just not true. Peers. Well, Professor, with respect... I'm not going to... It's not true. Peers, peers, peers. Yeah, but you have to listen to what I say. You want me to... I want me to believe you and you say you weren't aware

of the scale of this for several days. And I find that just... I'm incredulous. You want me to believe that. This country, which was formed in... 1948 by pretending to be refugees, if you will, and being invited into the homes of Palestinians, the horrific story of what happened. Well, they weren't pretending to be refugees. They were people fleeing a holocaust. You can take the view, as many do, that interviewing people with extreme opinions is pointless. You can stick your head in the sand like an ostrich or hide behind

your very big desk and wish they didn't have an audience. But they do. My view is that they already speak unfiltered to large audiences. And whether you like it or not, at least, least on my show, these audiences. You know, this is like a, I don't know. This is like a sword fight by, between two guys with like four foot long floppy dildos. Or a slap fight, that was gross. How about a slap fight?

Because a couple of nights ago, Victoria talked me into watching, everything everywhere all at once and I thought it was a brilliant repurposing of everything that Kurt Vonnegut ever wrote but there was a scene no spoilers it's been out for a while where people have like

hot dog fingers and they just flop around and this is like a it appears and and little little Benny drywife are like ah they're their hot dog hand people slapping at each other with the hot dog fingers just flopping her. Jesus Christ. But apparently it's a good dollar, as the late great Bill Hicks, peace be upon him might say.

Get to see them being challenged. Ben Shapiro used to make a mockery of deplatforming when the person being de-platformed was Ben Shapiro, usually by shrieking protesters on woke campuses. But his uncompromising views on Israel, and America's military and political sport for Israel, have turned him into a cancelled culture of vulture, with the very same sneering intolerance he used to loathe. If you disagree with him, you're a Nazi, he says, channeling Carmelah Harris. Everybody knows my position on Israel.

I vehemently defended Israel's right to respond and defend itself after October the 7th. I became increasingly critical of Israel because its government's actions in Gaza became impossible to defend. We don't need to rel- Because they committed a genocide and continued. to commit it. Jesus, this weak-ass

lady's sewing circle language just gives me the fan tods. Ugh. ... mitigate all of that now. But as Dave Smith correctly points out, it's not just me. Polling shows the American people have turned against Israel

and its government in particular for precisely the same reasons. If Ben listened to some of the arguments instead of just throwing tantrums about them, he might understand why. Just as I continue to host people who defend Israel's conduct in Gaza, where many people wish I wouldn't and say I shouldn't, Ben Shapiro does. He, of course, has my phone number and my email address.

He could have discussed his differences with me in private, which I would have preferred. But he hasn't... Oh, please. We don't want to hear about your sexting sessions with Ben Shapiro peers. Bothered to even politely reply to my occasional messages for a very long time now, Oddly, since the very moment, I started criticizing the Israeli government. And you choose it to get on his own podcast and throw pathetic pot shots at me instead. So let me use my platform to respond directly.

The difference between me and you, Ben, is that I'm heavily criticized by both sides, because I listen to both sides, and very often I criticize both sides too, without fear or favor. You're only criticized by one side because you choose to err only one side, and you choose to ignore or even silence the other. I'm a journalist, you are a propagandist. Oh, and facts don't care about your feelings. Ben Shapiro. Oh, oh, how butch!

My goodness gracious! I hope Mrs. Shapiro doesn't hear that. God. And she thought she was dry before, she'll snap shut like a clam shell. but then again she's married to Ben Shapiro and as for Dave Smith

somehow Dave Smith doesn't really come into this that much but something tells me he's bound to be one of those chuds from you know down there with that grift in Austin and Pink Shrek thank you very kindly to an anonymous friend

that got us down to 2275 Thank you so much. And thanks to Ralph's, who has a $25 challenge, it's the Krusty Nome Tahoe Challenge. As Rouse points out, Midas Touch reporting, last November, DHS said it has been $2.25 million. Okay, there's our first number,

$2.25 million to buy 25 Chevy Tahos? Let's see. I have to have the calculator for this one. So 2.225 ought, ought, ought, ought. Yeah, divide by $25, $89,000.

of pop. I thought the government got a bit of a break, but they would be emblazoned with Ices' new logo and used for recruitment purposes as the agency moved to hire 10,000 new deportation officers. The

order of 2,500 custom vehicles is the, was it 25 or 25? Is the latest in a string of questionable expenditures by the DHS and its agencies over the past year, including hundreds of millions of dollars that the department put towards in

a crusty gnome cosplay ad campaign yeah it was 2,500 custom marked ice vehicles but the problem is they're all just littered around parking garage because agents

don't want to use them they're plastered with ice logos and the ice goons say we don't want people to know who we are. And speaking to the Washington Examiner Fish Wrap, ICE has never had marked vehicles. In talking to people, they're like, we don't want to use these, we can't.

It's ridiculous because you don't want to advertise what you're doing. We're just hiding them in a parking garage somewhere because we don't want to drive them. Who wants to drive the marked vehicles? Your tax dollars at work. Ooh, and they're spiffy, all tricked out in black with red and silver

striping and a murk and flag under the side view mirrors and the ice logo just plastered all over it. Okay, so now it says it will spend $2.25 million to buy 25 of them. Yeah, Krusty was the first DHS secretary to buy marked vehicles for the Goon Squad. So the $25 Tahoe challenge is on the table, as is a challenge courtesy of Roger. So $75 bucks out there. Thank you very kindly in advance, and that'll get us down to, what does I say? 20, that'll get us down to 21, 25, mighty helpful.

Thank you so much. Oh, Pierce Morgan, Jesus. Well, it is fun to watch them beat each other up. Another one of those situations where it's a game you hope nobody wins. And we've also had a sighting of Tennessee's answer to George Anthony DeVolder, Santos, King Charles of Spain I. That would be Andy Ogles. He ran over to X earlier today and posted an act. excrement saying,

Muslims don't belong in American society. Pluralism is a lie. Because Andy Ogles is everything that's right about America. So I guess the First Amendment only protects pasty-faced, doughy, white cis-hett grifters like Andy Ogles. Christian, of course, Christian. And, you know, they'll... He'll tolerate the Jews until it's gigging time when Jeebus comes rolling back.

Going back to Kim Clement the prophet, News Ninja Gene says, Well, he is right about one thing. We do have a praying president, P-R-E-Y-I-N-G, as in on little girls. I'll show you to behave like a good girl. And then he got his dingus bitten. This timeline. This timeline. And I must admit, it's not anywhere near where it needs to be.

But I do enjoy watching the fascists rip at each other's flesh, weasel-like. And now... He's so bitter. He's so bitter. The man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells, Stevie three shirts Bannon, the jailbird. well

he's mad he's mad at the DUI hire Whiskey Pete Smegbreath well unless you and him fight sure it's a Monday 9 March Year of Lord 20206 as I said

it's from the movie 12 o'clock high hey we're in a shooting war now we got to win this thing whether you like how we got here or you don't like how we got here And I'm not crazy about how we got here, but you've got people in harm's way. In fact, we had another KIA announced last night now, to be brutally frank. I don't remember, and we followed this pretty closely.

It was announced they got killed from injuries on March 1st, sustained in Saudi Arabia, on an attack on American military. I don't quite remember. And you know why he was killed in an attack on the American military? Because we have the American military on sacred Saudi Saudi. sand and cuttery sand and UAE sand and all kinds of sand they'd be happy at home

if their lives had not been thrown away in that godforsaken wasteland but here we are we have to win this thing and how what does that look like oh you strategos

of the of the ancient Greek army really what does victory over who's who's going to sign the surrender

papers for the Iranians because Israel will probably take them out with a drone strike while they're trying to get the cap off the pen. I mean, at least that's what I, that's what Israel said. They don't care who Iran names is their new Ayatola. They're going to kill him. And it's Ayatollahs all the way down. But I digress. Remember that being reported on one March. And I realize you have

Opsack. You definitely have Opsack. But if you want to build support and build real support that's going to last more than 24 hours but i mean really build support for your endeavor there's just got to be a different messaging has got to be a different information i keep saying sendcom has got to get more like norman schwartz cough in explaining and given the big picture of what's what we're trying to accomplish here and let me be specific about that and you know i think the world of pete hexeth oh yeah the minute he says you know i think the world of phegseth uh you you know here comes the damn nation but the problem is we can't have a Norman Schwartzcoff because well

Norman Schwartzkopf say whatever else you wish to say was woke I mean he was working alongside a secretary of state who was you know black Colin Powell

yeah and and the national security advice for dim leader was a woe-mon? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm talking about kind of sleazy rice. It goes great with kind of sleazy chicken.

We can't have those anymore. No, now we have generals named raisin. And he's not woke, damn it. He's a raisin. Nobody fought for Pete Hexas confirmation more than this audience in this show. When they were about to trade Pete Hexas out for Ron DeSantis, us. We had Pete Hex's back and then we had Pete Hex's back to get to 50 votes, which then Vice President Vance had to put in the 51 to get him confirmed. That being said, the 60

minutes... Yeah, that's embarrassing. He just can't sit there and go shine us on about imminent threat. Oh, yeah, it was not an immigrant threat. No, it doesn't work like that. The people in the messaging part over there have got to get serious about this. And this whole thing, short-term pain for long-term gain, yo, the American people are not known for taking short-term pain. when it comes to economics, particularly oil and gas. So I'm saying the messaging has to conform with the military strategy without giving away the secret is present. Trump, I keep saying he wants optionality and wants a range of alternatives and never box him in because he's a disruptor and he can pivot hard. But you're going to start losing people if there's not consistency.

And last time of 60 minutes just to kind of shone on him a threat, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. Incorrect, sir. Incorrect, Mr. Pete Hex said. It was imminent threat, and I'd like to know about that imminent threat. Because I think you should. Because there wasn't one. It's all made up. But as Stephen New York points out, Stevie Three Shirts, this sounds like an awful lot like the,

we need to convince them of shit like Vietnam. Oh, it also sounds like something else. It sounds like Stevie Three Shirts saying, what you need is me in the White House. I am the one who needs to be there. Me, me, Stevie 3 shirts, masculine man of macho masculinity, as he wipes the barbecue sauce off his chin.

I heard last night, I don't think that was not an eminith, right? And now we're in it. Now we're in it. Yeah, we are. And the, that great big bear is all covered in honey, and he's real sticky. and every time you change your grip, you get stuck even more.

So really the only way out of this is for nitwit Nero to declare war and go home. And say, just as he said a year ago, Oh, we totally obliterated them. There are a big bunch, yeah, they're a bunch of sissies. But meanwhile, well, we talked earlier at the beginning of the program about how Daddy said that the war is very complete. Right, yeah, okay. But on the other hand, over at the Pentagon,

their rapid response excrement account shared a meme that said, No mercy, we have only begun. John Paul Jones would be so embarrassed. So which is it? I mean, asking a master. for people who are about to be paying four, five, and six dollars a gallon for gasoline. And considering the munitions we've wasted, you know, there's a byproduct to that,

or there's a knock-on effect? Every one of those missiles we have wasted on Iran is a missile that will not be used to kill the barbarian horde of Poti. there's one real winner out of all of this all the way back to October the 7th, 2023. There's only one real winner. It's not Israel. Because Israel, even though being fascists,

Beliziel Smotrich and Idemar Ben Golf Pants are what the fuck ever, and Psycho Beebe, even though they think they're being big and butch and macho, they're making Israel less safe by the day. and for those who care about Israel's safety, well, thank Bibi and Itamar and Belizeel. It's not the United States. We're spending a fortune while nitwit Niro throws tantrums. The economy, at least, of course, as far as Wall Street is concerned,

is a psychotic mess. Gasoline up by a... approaching a dollar in a month. And it's not even spring driving season when the oil companies usually do that to us. Certainly not Iran. God knows it's not those little girls. Yeah, I can't get those little girls off my mind.

Those little girls, like women older than them, may have been looking toward a day when they didn't, for instance, have to cover up their evil, filthy, man-temptive. hair and could just live freely. Maybe their mothers, their grandmas, maybe their grandmas told them about what it was like before the Iranian Revolution, before theocracy, when women could do and be whom they wanted to be for the most part, as long as they didn't run afoul of the occupant of the peacock

throne. Well, any dreams they had died. when the United States of America, you, me, us, we the people, so to speak, supposedly, decided that those little girls were better off dead. And then came back 40 minutes later to make sure they were all good and dead. The only good little girl in Iran is a dead little girl in Iran. And what did he say to that 13-year-old?

can here I'll teach you how to be a good girl sickening it's all sickening it's all nauseating it's all disgusting it's all pornographic it's all filthy because the people running all of this

are all of that themselves and from the let them eat brioche department Kai Trump is photographed with a backdrop of palm trees and sunny skies I don't know if it's South Florida or Southern California I'm guessing South Florida

Kai Trump posted a video and she titled it on YouTube I brought my secret service to Erwan which is a grocery store bragging about dragging her secret service detail around behind her Welcome back to the channel

Right now we are in Airwane, which is in LA. Oh. That's me in the Airwad video, everything I get from Airwans. If you guys don't know Airwane, Airwant is the most expensive grocery store. Pretty much out there. Everything's crazy expensive. So we're gonna get my favorite stuff, even supplements, whatever it may be. And then we're gonna go home and try it out.

Let me know if you guys have any questions on the prices or anything, okay? How much is your quarters? The other lever's really? Oh my God. They really laid out the red carpet for you. I'm looking for my phone if you have it. I'm like I'm gonna go like paper up for this time. I need a file on paper.

Me and now we're just talking about peptides. That's what it's funny. Collagen, wait, doesn't that mean it's good for you like your skin? Yeah, it actually, it's supposed to help your skin. So we get $44 of here, we call it, oh, I'm like kind of scared to try the pet pie out. Collagen creamer. Is this really your coffee? Looks like it.

What are these? These are like collagen, like, collagen peptides, unflavored. Yeah, so I just try it. What a genius. I'll get me one of these try out. Right? I mean, that is, that's fine. Oh, these are really nice.

I love dates. Should we get a date jar for $13? She's laughing about the cost of a jar of dates. Because everybody wants to be like Kai and shop at Airwant. Well, over on X, people said, time to enlist, girlie. Another one said, give me a break, put a uniform on. She'll probably cry if she gets that military haircut. Yeah.

Luxury shopping during the beginnings of a world war. She's the presidential granddaughter. Why does she get Secret Service Protect? Does anybody even know who she is? But did you notice that the vocal pattern apparently goes from generation to generation?

Yeah, that's Trader Tots daughter, by the way. Thank you, Ralph, serving as the who the is Kai Trump Research Department. I wonder how long it's been since Trader Tots saw his own

daughter. You get the idea she wants to be share from clueless wonder if she has a jeep that she drives poorly the disgusting

oh and by the way to go back to crusty the nasty Nazi gnome and the millions of dollars blown on ice mobiles the person who did that was an aide apparently that's who's being thrown on

the bus, a former deputy to Krusty named Madison Sheehan. 28 years old and in charge of two point, the billions of dollars. Yeah. And she's a graduate of the Ohio State University. She left ICE this past, well, this past January, because she's going to run for Congress. Yeah. But it's not all on her. because

Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome and special government employee and secretary of squeeze Corey Lewandowski

the sex pest signed off on it too last year someone asked Ms. Shee and if maybe she might be a little green for the job and she said

I absolutely think I'm qualified for this job because at the end of the day what really makes anybody qualified for any job? Oh, honey. I can't wait until you let Kai Trump do your

plastic surgery. I mean, like, anybody can be qualified for any job? Maybe Well, just leave it alone. By the way, I should probably mention that this is a conversation radio program.

And if you'd like to engage in a little bit of that, please feel free. The stress line, 844-843-4-6-76-8-44, The Horn. And, of course, if you're a member of the Discord Old Holler Tree Group, you can do that that way. I've been talking to my dear friend, our dear friend from years past, John Fox,

about, and I need to get him into the Discord server, because we've been talking about having a little bit of a reunion conversation with all the madness taking place in the world. world. But the Discord server is open, and so is the stress line. Stand not, well, you know, don't hide your light under a bushel. But bring it out into the light. Lee in New York has to, uh, she's going to run for Congress. She bought expensive running shoes. You got my running shoes on.

Hmm? Yeah, uh, over Ron Philip Kowski noting about what Nick, Witt Nero said of the war. He went from unconditional surrender and Amos picked their new leader to full, just a clear victory and get to hell out Taco Trump. Trump always chickens out.

Yashar Ali over at Huff Post said this despite Secretary Pete Hegseth telling 60 minutes last night that we're in the early days of the war, President Macron of France, not suggesting he speaks for the U.S. or for Trump, just said he expects it to last a few more.

weeks. Washington Post Security reported John Hudson said, so which is it? This is just the beginning? Or the war is very complete pretty much? The former State Department of DOJ spokesman Matthew Miller

summed it up nicely. The downside of launching a war with no clear strategic objectives or realistic endgame is well just about everything. The upside is you can declare victory and go home at any point. Yeah, somebody just get him a mission accomplished banner and hang it off the Pentagon or something before he gets any more Americans killed.

Speaking of getting Americans killed, there was that entire ginormous fuck-up at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda over the weekend. Dipshit Diocletian showed up for a return ceremony for war dead, and Fox chose to run video of a previous ceremony from last summer in which Nitwit Niro showed up because this time he showed up and as the body was being carried past it in its flag-draped coffin nitwit Niro with his great big stupid trucker hat in white

with USA on the front of it kept that goddamn hat on because his hair must have been a mess. Was he afraid it was going to rain? It's called the dignified transfer of remains. Major Jeffrey O'Brien, Captain Cody Cork, Chief Warrant Officer 3, Robert Marzahn, Sergeant First Class, Nicole Amor, Sergeant First Class Noah, Tietjans, and Sergeant Declan Cody. All dead for Israel. All dead for Nitwit Niro. can't even take his god-damned filthy fucking for-profit cap off because you know it's already out there by a hat just like the one that i wore when i dishonored the bodies of sick suckers and losers who got killed over in the middle east somewhere and shit got out of hand even the maggots weren't happy and good god they're a big and then well on friday

Tucker Carlson earned the ire of maggots from here to yonder because he suggested that things might not go as well as we are being told they will and what really got under their skin was when testicle toasting Tuckio-Rose Carlson

said that if Iran submitted to nitwit Nero's demands for an unconditional surrender that American troops would go on a rape rampage. And Tuckio Rose said, unconditional surrender means foreign troops get to rape your wife and daughter if they want, and everyone knows that.

If there's one consistent lesson of history, it means unconditional surrender means foreign troops get to rape your wife and daughter. everyone can feel that that's like the most adivistic instinct there is and so to avoid that people will do anything this is another case of right-wingers having to constantly one-up each other no matter how repulsive the topic cancun ted cruise the anointed buger-eaten future king of america said

donker carlson is truly unhinged he asserts if iran surrenders american soldiers will rape their wives and daughters and two trump is going to use nukes against iran this This brazen lies moronic and delusional. Anybody want to talk about what the Russians did when they came into Germany? Anybody want to talk about the Germans did when they went into Russia, Poland? Anybody want to talk about what we did in Vietnam, what we did in Korea? Anybody want to talk about what we did in Japan?

Jonah Goldberg. Ugh. Tucker has all these incredibly lazy but shockingly effective rhetorical tricks. He says everyone knows that about something, and everyone doesn't know and isn't true. He says no reasonable person can disagree about a wildly unreasonable claim. I'm always shocked by the people who fall for this crap. And a creep at the Washington Times said, This is Moonback crazy.

How can he not know that Germany and Japan both surrendered unconditionally in World War II? Is he suggested American troops and raped all the Japanese and German wives and daughters? Carlson has lost his mind. No, what he was probably thinking of was the Civil War. when, and not saying that happened, but the way that the white southern aristocratic planter class had gotten rubs and dumb-dums to go out and risk and lose their lives for those self-same rich white men was to say, well, if you don't, them union soldiers is going to come down here and some of them's going to be black and they're going to rape your wives and daughters. because you can actually see those recruiting documents. I have seen them.

They were plastered all over the Confederacy. Join up now, save your wives and daughters. The only thing is, when they joined up, they left their wives and daughters to pretty much fend for themselves and starve in places like Vicksburg. As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again. I know. I know. Steve in New York says, I can't decide which I hate. The baseball cap are the maggots who like that. Roxanna, I fucking hate these people.

Sometimes it's unavoidable, Steve. It's not a pretty emotion. It doesn't feel good. But damn it. Bad hair day, says Lee in New York, his bad look would be too much of a sacrifice. Yeah, that's, you know, that's Lord Farquod. Some of you will die, and that is a... Some of you will die, and that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Yeah. What? And back to Madison Sheehan. Brother Deacon Asa, the Camel Cardinal says,

I have an Alexander Hamilton that says Madison Sheehan's daddy owns the Chevy dealer where DHS bought those suburbs from. Prove me wrong. I would not take that bet. Or maybe he's an executive somewhere in the bowels of General Motors and cut that. deal. Moan down to Maddie Shiverley. We got your

I... Hey, we got a bunch of ice Tahos down here. We're selling them cheap. You used car lot, you see. And then, because it was made mention of this past Friday,

don't call me out. I hadn't played a clip from our former filthy morning habit in ages, but this morning, oh my God, they were aghast. I tell you, aghast?

When Nitwit Niro said, well, he just kind of, you know, ho-hum, when someone asked him if his master, Vladdy, was helping Iran kill American soldiers. So, the official plaque honoring police officers who fought off right? during the January 6th insurrection is now on display in the Capitol building after a three-year delay. The bronze plaque was quietly installed around 4 a.m. on Saturday morning near the west front entrance of the Capitol. That's where some of the worst fighting took place during the 2021 riot. The plaque, which was initially mandated by Congress to be installed in 2023, lists the name of almost two dozen local state and federal law enforcement agencies who along with a QR code that includes the names of thousands of officers who responded to the Capitol that day.

So 4 a.m. Saturday morning, it's almost as if, Joe, they didn't want anyone to know the plaque was going up. They were ashamed. Yeah. No, it's almost as if they were ashamed to actually stand up the life. of day and pay tribute to Capitol Hill police officers who gave their all that day. Many died. And for those who tried to wildly suggest that those deaths were not connected to what happened on January 6th to them, talk to their families, talk to the family of Brian Cynick, talk to the police officers that were beaten and abused. And the real disgrace of this,

there's so many disgraceful things happening. First of all, that it was passed in 2023 and that Congress has been afraid because it might make Donald Trump mad and might make some of their most radical followers mad. The fact that they were ashamed to put up a plaque in the United States Capitol honoring these police officers that, get this, fought the mob to save the members' lives. And these members, while the cops weren't afraid to risk. at all to save these members lives? These politicians were too scared to even put up a plaque in the light of day, honoring those who fought to save their own lives. I mean, it's disgraceful.

Mike Johnson, again, the man, he'll have to show me where in the Bible. He was guided because he said, you can just look at the Bible, see how I'm guided. Mike Johnson killed this year after year, said it wasn't red. He didn't want to do it. it so tom tillis took this matter up thank god he did and thank god john thun said okay and the republicans on the senate side went along with it so this is hanging on the senate side mike johnson wouldn't allow it to be home uh and and and kept making excuses david ignatius you just look at it you you you there are there are some moments of jesus jehosephat i realize you're just a poor dumb southern country lawyer but you're a multi-millionaire member of the for-profit

media and a poor little hillbilly girl in West Virginia has to tell you that no the plaque was not hung dumbass it was hanged I think clarity where you're saying well this is so so much is coming at me so quickly it's hard it's hard to put this in perspective but I think we've talked about two stories today that put it and you know what even if I'm wrong I still disagree with using hung in any in any sort of context that includes any member of this perverted maladministration? How bizarre and twisted some things are in Trump's Washington. I think there are a couple things we can say this morning that really do put it all in perfect perspective of how strange things have become. Number one, the Russians help the Iranians target Americans to kill them.

And the administration, including the president, say, it doesn't matter. We do it too. And secondly, Capitol Hill officers were beaten, brutalized, savaged by the mob. And on January the 6th, and the same members of Congress who these police officers protected and whose lives they saved on that day. Well, the politicians are too ashamed to even reveal this plaque in the light of day. Those are two, I mean, choosing the mob. I don't know.

Maybe Mike Johnson's Bible says, Blessed or the mob? I don't know. But those are two fact patterns that I would have never believed would have happened in this country and never would have believed that the Republican Party would sit back and be quiet in the face of mobs and Russian again. aggression against American troops, but here we are, David. Well, you do have the feeling, Joe, sometimes that the world's been turned upside down. Certainly when a country is afraid to honor its own heroes, that the people who came to the rescue and tried to save the lives of members of Congress,

there's something really wrong. I think we're all suffering in the middle of a very dangerous escalating war with this, sense of disorientation, wondering what's next. We always have to be careful when in the middle of a war. You don't know how it's going to turn out. You tend to think the worst. But this is a moment where it's really important for a country like the United States to have strong presidential leadership and for the president to speak honestly, openly,

in an unscripted way to the country. Oh, please. In instance, you just cited a bizarre situation. the Russians are helping our adversaries and the people the Russians are attacking are helping us and we're not admitting it's as if people don't see what's right in front of their eyes. But again, you know, in wartime things clarify. It takes a while. So we'll look at the end of this week, Joe, and hope to have better clarity. Yeah, yeah, David Ignatius, hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. Jesus Jehoshaphat, I'm sorry

it's all coming at you so quickly. God knows you've got a humongous staff. Imagine what it's like when it's just a handful of little well-meaning, patriotic, America-loving friends and neighbors. Yeah, yeah. And really there's no

there's no bottom. You know, the childish tantrum that the DUI hire Whiskey Pete Kegbreath through claiming that the press only wants to report on

our patriotic war dead to make the president look bad and him being such a macho guy again just a few minutes left in the program $75 in challenges on the table

and 25 in 1, 50 of the other that would get us down that would knock out the better part of one of our backed up. Well, it would finish off, I think,

our backup to two Thursdays ago, and we'd only be backed up to two Fridays ago. So if you can help, please do. And goodness me's sake's alive, it never

well I won't say that it never ceases to amaze me but golly something happens to these maggots when they decide they're not going to run for re-election anymore some of them even find a semblance

of well courage yeah thom tillis there of north carolina stand who's done and isn't going to have to face re-election again nor the wrath of daddy

he's actually called for mayonnaise mouth American girl doll aficionado and Nazi Stephen Miller to get the fuck out of the White House I think it was this past Sunday Yeah when he showed up to talk with hard-hitting television investigative journalist

Jake Tapper and, well, this was what transpired. I mean, I about had to get out my smell and salts just about near got the vapors. One of your points of contention with Secretary Nome was her handling of the aftermath of those fatal ice shootings of two American citizens, specifically how she jumped to conclusions

before their deaths had been investigated, calling them domestic terrorists. I do want to play for you how Senator Mullen reacted just hours after Alex Pretti was shot and killed. deranged individual that came in to have to cause max damage with a loaded pistol with an extra mag that was completely loaded, was shot and killed. How much more does this got to go on before the Democrat leaders there take responsibility for their words?

So obviously there's no evidence that Alex Peretti was deranged or that he came to cause maximum damage with a loaded pistol. He had a license to carry or that any Democratic leader was responsible for this tragedy. Does that give you any pause? It gives me pause that you had people like Stephen Miller calling the shots that actually I believe that maybe Christine Ome acted on. It was Stephen Miller that was talking about a terrorist brandishing a gun. It was Stephen Miller who said it was the position of the United States

that we should go after Greenland. It's Stephen Miller that's been repeatedly responsible for embarrassments for the President of the United States by acting too quickly, speaking first and thinking later. I think if Mark Wayne, I don't. I don't think Mark Wayne goes to the podium and repeat something that Stephen Miller says. I think Stephen Miller's demonstrated he, too, is out of his depth. Really?

I think Mark Wayne will learn from that. Do you think Stephen Miller should go? Oh, of course I do. I think Stephen Miller is one of the, not only does Stephen really want to just paint a picture. He's not worried about substance, more worried about form, but I also think that he has an outsized influence over the operations of the cabinet. And I believe we've got qualified cabinet members there that sometimes are doing less than what they want to because of his direction and his outsized influence. He's a big problem in this administration. He has been from the beginning. But Nolm is a Senate-confirmed cabinet member. She should have been independent. I believe that Mark Wayne will be independent. I believe that Mark Wayne will be driven by data. He'll leverage law enforcement resources, expertise, people like Tom Holman to get things right.

And if he doesn't, we'd hold him accountable. But I have a lot of confidence, my friend, and I'm looking forward to him getting this department under control so that Republicans can seize an issue that helped us get elected, strong on the border, strong on deportation, strong on the rule of law. Yeah, you know what, that wasn't so much a call for, you know, he says he should leave. You'll notice he doesn't say that Marcus Horalius should fire him. There's a difference. This was teeing up Mark Wayne Mullen for his Senate confirmation. Hmm. And apparently Tom Tillis is going to go ahead with his nomination

and not put that promised block on. Oh, well, such courage. Mercy. Oh, and by the way, our plan. Texas T just posted something. I mentioned her earlier. It's funny how it all works out here. I mentioned kind of sleazy rice.

It goes great with kind of sleazy chicken. Former Bush National Security Advisor and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice scene entering White House. And someone noted, oh, we're going to war, war. Yeah. And as Texas T notes, a smoking gun in the shape of a mushroom cloud lying treasonous bitch yeah well if it comes from this maladministration if it comes from this whore or white house you have to take everything with a metric fuckton of salt

a bc news publishing the breathless headline iran may be activating sleeper cells outside the country alert says the encrypted transmission was intercepted by the U.S. Was it, really? Hmm? Was it? The U.S. has intercepted in cryptic communications believed to have originated in Iran that may serve as an operational trigger for sleeper assets outside the country, according to a federal government alert sent to law enforcement agencies.

That's right. They're going to, on the orders of the... board of experts sleeper cells are going to start reducing your local Wallyworld to a heap of smoking rubble the intercepted transmission was encoded and appeared to be destined for clandestine recipients

who possessed the encryption key the kind of message intended to impart instructions to covert operatives or sleeper assets without the use of internet or cellular networks and it definitely doesn't look like it was typed up by someone in Trash Patel's FBI. How are you today, fellow students? The weasel word language is the tell.

It's possible the transmissions could be intended to activate or provide instructions to preposition sleeper assets operating outside the originating country, the alert said. Or it could be a complicated order for pizza. And then the alert continued. I mean, that's pretty scary at the front end, isn't it? While the exact contents of these transmissions cannot currently be determined, it could be a pizza order, or a fatwa against pineapple on pizza.

While the exact contents of these transmissions cannot currently be determined, the sudden appearance of a news station with international rebroadcast characteristics warrants the heightened situational awareness. And then finally, the kicker, or as Twain would have called it, the snapper. The alert closes saying, there's no operational threat tied to a specific location, but it tells local police to monitor suspicious radio frequency activity. Oh, God. Some Godforsaken SWAT team is going to take out. It knocked down the door on a house where some poor little ham radio nerd

is trying to bring in a broadcast from who knows where. And all the love in the world of the ham radio nerds, don't get me wrong. But all that smoke and just not much in the way of fire. And a reminder that the ice skis. are still terrorizing the country. A woman has been disappeared. Whereabouts unknown? Her name is Estefani Rodriguez.

She was based in Tennessee. She reported on ice activity. A Spanish language outlet called Nashville Noticias was her employer. And this past Friday, Pablo Manriquez, who's an editor for Migrant Insider newsletter, posted in all caps. Alert, ICE has disappeared. Nashville, Noticius reporter Estefani Rodriguez. Her husband Alejandro told Manriquez, we don't know where she is.

She was originally said to be in Alabama. Now, however, the ICE locator shows zero results for her. She may be already gone from the country. sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. And I think we'll wrap up with some remarks from Jim Himes of Connecticut, discussing the need for a war powers resolution, which was, of course, rejected by the cowering, shit-stained, philating maggots. yield two minutes to the gentleman from Connecticut, the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, Representative Jim Hines.

Generalman is recognized. Thank you, Mr. Speaker, and I thank the chairman for the recognition. I've been listening closely to this debate since it began. The arguments being made by half of the representatives of the people of the United States, the arguments as to why they should abrogate their constitutionally made. mandated duty are bizarre to me. Most of the arguments have been something that is not an argument, that Iran is evil, that they hate the U.S., that they mean us ill. The majority will find no argument over here that that is true. But oddly enough, the founders, when they wrote the Constitution,

they didn't say, you shall declare war only when it's not clear that the belligerent is evil or means us ill. It was a categorical demand that the representatives of the people, because blood and treasure would be consumed, that the representatives of the people not just be informed, but that they provide authorization. Now, I've heard the majority say that the danger was imminent. I'm the ranking member of the Intelligence Committee, and I can tell you with authority that in the last 10 years,

Iran's ability to create mayhem, while still very substantial, is Adib. The president himself said that the nuclear capabilities were obliterated, his word. Hezbollah has been largely rolled up in Beirut by the Lebanese armed forces. We have a pretty good sense of what the Houthis are capable of and how to counter them. So if the argument is imminent, if the argument is imminent, that's absurd. There was no imminent threat to the United States Friday or Saturday of last week.

And by the way, the argument that my friend from New York just made, which is that Obama did it, that's beyond absurd. I wasn't here when Obama did it. We weren't asked to vote on it, but I remember telling the vice president at the time that our constitution demands congressional assent. Congress was not notified. It was not brief, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that the Constitution is clear that with six dead Americans, with our treasure being consumed, we must approve this action. The gentleman's time is expired.

Vote yes. 30 more seconds. It's not about informing. And by the way, this Congress was not informed. Eight members of this Congress were informed. It is about, and set aside, if you will, for a moment, the Constitution, should the representatives of the people authorize an action that will kill many of those people and that will consume blood and treasure?

Our framers certainly said the answer to that question is yes. Let's not abrogate our constitutional duty or our constitutional power. vote yes on this resolution. I yield back. Pretty clear, wasn't it? There was no evidence, no threat, and that from the ranking member of the Intel Committee, not some prattling jackass like Whiskey Pete Kegbreath.

Who, by the way, did sit down to a 60-minute conversation on CBS News, News, the house organ of the Ellison family where Pete Hegseth, as Stevie 3 shirts noted earlier, didn't do a great job. Works a lot better when it's not muted, Roxanne. Speaker Johnson, Mike Johnson said, the U.S. quote, is not at war right now. Are we at war?

Is he confused about that? The lawyers will debate all these things, and we have great lawyers, and we're making sure it's all buttoned up. There's a reason we change our name from the Department of Defense to the Department of War, not because we seek war,

not because we want more war. Frankly, we want peace. That's what the President has put us in charge of creating a world where we can live more peacefully. But if war is necessary, call it war, call it conflict, call it a campaign, call it an operation, call it a contingency, call it what you want.

If war is necessary, we're going to fight to win. What? So we're going to do what we want to, and the lawyers will go in and petty fog for all their worth. Well, I think I am confirmed in my assertion that, holy crap, the moranity seems to be peaking, but who knows what... Oh, by the way, program note on the way out the door. And I'll try to mention this again. I will not be on air next Monday or Tuesday.

Victoria and I are traveling down to North Carolina on Sunday. I have a consultation on Monday, and we will then turn around and come barreling back into West Virginia. The timing, well, is just going to be awesome because I was looking at the weather for those days, and while it has been downright balmy I mean gracious 70 today 72 tomorrow got up to 81 on Saturday

that was heavenly well Monday lows of 25 Tuesday low of 20 Wednesday low of 17 it's March but no program Monday and Tuesday okay maybe a program Tuesday

I don't like being away but with the executive orders that are hanging around out there. I need to see if I can just get finished, and there's just a last thing to do. So my apologies, but yeah, programed out. Thanks, everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you

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thank you meanwhile thanks go out to Emily for the intro and thanks to the hardest working bravest people I know the folks

at Coal River Mountain Watch CRMW.net over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in Appalachia at a proud union shop

please stay safe it is a stupid and dangerous time and of course if what's her name? Megan comes toward you and says, well, I mean, what is ability and expertise anyway?

Anybody can do anything. Avoid her like the plague because she is. And always, always, always. Gina and Wayne. It's all for you. Talk to you a little bit in Victoria. Later.