Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Moran Monday, 16 March 2026, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

How utterly STOOPID do you have to be to fuck up a war with Iran? Nitwit Nero couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel. He can't decide if he's already won the war on wants help. But he thinks it's soooooo funny that Iran's new dictator might be <gasp> gay. By the way, where's Pscycho Bibi these days? The  CharlieCreeps are coming for Ladybugs Lindsey. Oh, and SCOTUS Presidential Immunity also applies to HIPAA. Tangerine Tiberius is SO disgusting. Imagine him disclosing your personal medical details to the world . . . and you were one of his lick-spittles! 

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hi i'm roxan if you are listening live well I'm awfully glad to be in your company this afternoon. I'm not sure what it's doing where you are, but I guess if you're in the, if you're in the west of the country, the southwest of the country, you're in an early heat wave. I've got to confess I'm a little jealous because that's not what's happening here on the banks of West Virginia's river. No, no, we're getting an I'd well, a day after the I'ds of. March, freak snowstorm. I don't know. The roads appear to be fairly clear, but I'd say there's a couple of inches of snow on the ground and still more of it coming down. Ugh, at this point, oh, and just about any other time, snow is a four-letter word. Christmas snows being the exception.

Christmas snows are pretty and romantic. Every other snow is shitty and frigid. Sorry, I'm a little ray of sunshine today, getting the week started on this Moran Monday. Hi, I'm Roxanne. And like I said, if you are listening live, feel free to pop by the aforementioned Mary Wacky Zaney, where Ralphs and Squeaky are awaiting you, along with your humble hostess. and, of course, everyone, capably moderated by Horn Chief, the Chief Agronomist, Chief Mathematician,

Bud Trimmer, Emeritus, and Zimmergist extraordinaire, Roger, in Oregon. I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. I feel kind of, I feel kind of sketchy saying that, because I did my, I was messaging with our dear friend Theo earlier today, and I said that over the course of the weekend, I did my best to sort of push things the way that cause stress and angst.

And just to enjoy the time I have here with Victoria, I am here on the banks of West Virginia's River at the Midwestern Command, my friend. Yes, it is a freak snowstorm, Bill Little Rick. There are freaks falling from the sky everywhere. Your freak snowstorm. So with your freak snowstorm are freaks falling from the sky, just asking questions. Just asking questions, you know, like Joe Rogan does. P.S. it's in the 80s here today in inland Orange County. Yeah.

What did we decide? That's Mississippi County, California. Yeah. High billable. But it's impossible in this day and age to completely push away the madness of each day as it plods by in its petty pace. But we didn't invade any more countries. this weekend that I know of.

But on the other hand, there's plenty of other madness that obtains. Well, we'll get to them all. We will, because it's Moran Monday on the horn. And, well, the morands, to paraphrase Yeshua, the brown-skinned Palestinian day laborer and semi-literate itinerant rabbi who wore a dress every day of their life,

the more ends you have always with you and we certainly have them with us so we will get into all of the madness eventually but every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different so thanks ever so kindly to our our subscribers and contributors via PayPal for the 16th, the Ides, the 15th, and the 14th day of the month. Yeah, I know, Miss Micah, who makes sure that the post goes up for each show as we go live each evening over at the Horn Blue Sky app, or Blue Sky account, at head on. Live. She had a rough weekend. Honestly, Micah, it sounds like something your humble hostas would do.

kitchen accident involving very, very hot fat and flesh. But take care of your hand, says, all will be well. Yeah, so much for my stress relief of cooking, says Micah. I know, I know. I mean, I've literally done the thing you did, and it sucks. I also once put out a burning Christmas tree. It was plastic and had caught fire. I put out a burning Christmas tree by clapping my two hands against it while in performance on stage.

And thank God that was the end of the scene. and I ran off stage and my dresser was waiting there for me. We changed costumes and I held my hands over a convenient bucket and she just poured ice cold water across my hands and, well, you know, the show must, yes, go on. Yes, the show must go on. And speaking of the show going on, we'll be vapid for a couple of minutes. here a little bit here in a few and talk a bit about last night's Oscars broadcast because we

have to have a few moments of vacuousness in the midst of all the dreadly, deadly serious hatefulness that obtains in this country and around the world. You know, only, only one guy. We were, Victoria and I were talking over the weekend, and she mentioned that phrase, only Nixon could go to China. Well, you know, here we are. And only Donald Trump could make the United States more hated than Iran. And that's saying something. And it's also embarrassing and humiliating.

too. But then again, maggots hate women almost as much or perhaps more than, well, you know, the Iranian moas have you. But anyway, thanks go out working backwards. Thank you so very kindly, anonymous person who just got us started. And thanks again to Charlene, Auntie Kat. who, along with everyone who jumped in on the doubling challenge, got us out of a very deep hole, a deep and terrifying hole. We are fully funded all the way up to this past Friday. And thank you to Zed in Iwoeja. And thank you, Mark. Thanks ever so kindly to Robert.

And thanks as well to Routes. And thank you to Matt in San Francisco. And thank you to our kind anonymous internet friend. Like I said, we are caught up all the way to this past Friday. And what it boils down to is the funding goal now just stands at a bearable for the time being. 575 bucks. Oh, my goodness. Randy Radar.

Oh, dear. I've cut the blazes out of my finger. Oh, the phone is just a prop. Only you, Randy Radar, only you. Recalling Dan Aykroyd as Julia Child in that immortal sketch from Saturday Night Live, where she proceeds to, after cutting herself in the kitchen, proceeds to, well, you probably remember it, right? Yeah.

Well played. Well played, Randy Radar. I have a rim shot. Mm-hmm. God. And as to the password, Memento, Lee in New York, sending me a photograph of a role of Mentos, the Fresh Maker. Nitwit Niro thinks that's the candy he should put in his mouth before kissing unsuspecting females. Sorry if that ruins dinner.

Well, it didn't help, Lee. Oh, that's not that, no, he specifically named check Tic Tacs in the Access Hollywood tape that was supposed to have ended his career forever, but, well, the powers that B had other plans. Yeah. Anyway, it's more in my day. And about that password, we'll get to it in a minute, but let's start with something light and breezy. fun. Like maybe Jimmy Kimmel last night at the Oscars

giving out the award for Best Documentary Film It was It was a moment. The next Oscar is for documentary feature film Which is like a documentary Short film But longer

Here are the nominees. The Alabama A Solution, Andrew Jarecki and Charlotte Kaufman. Come see me in the good light. Ryan White, Jessica Hargrave, Tig Notaro, and Steph Willett. Cutting Through Rocks, Zara Kaki, and Muhammad Reza Aini. Mr. Nobody Against Putin. David Borenstein, Paul Volta Talonkin, Hela Fabor, and Ajbetta Karascova.

The Perfect Neighbor. Peter Gundavir, Elisa Payne, Nikon Quanto, and Sam Bisbee. Oh man, is he going to be mad? His wife wasn't nominated for this. And the Oscar for documentary feature film goes to Mr. Nobody Against Putin, David Borenstein, Pablo, Alan Kalerankeh, and Alphabeta Karasova. This is the first Oscar win and nomination for David Bronsty.

have old talents been hell for you and else better and there and those folks lives were made in that moment but

well the audience of one I guess what Jimmy Kimmel said was true because former WWF hype man and grossly morbidly obese

boot liquor, namely Stephen Chung. I have another stick of butter, Stephen. Yeah, really, no. You know, at this point, just drink melted butter. It'll make you so much happier. Shot back pathetically and said, Jimmy Campbell, Mr. Blackface, is a classless hack who is self-projecting his depression and sadness onto others. He lives a pathetic existence where nobody, not even his family, enjoys his miserable company.

The only people giving any attention to Hollywood elites, but bye. God, that's, Stephen, that's pathetic. If that's the best you can do your ugly and your mother dresses you funny, and you look like you maybe take a hard pass on you know having those well he can't help it

he has donkey ears and and he will bray at even the slightest tug Jimmy Kimmel's family loves him dearly as he loves his children and his wife and what really, you know, what really burned Stephen Chung was the fact that, well, melanoma, malamoma, the movie, is, nah, no, it's, it wouldn't even get a nomination.

everybody knows it's a pathetic grift that it was just a poorly camouflaged bribe and that wasn't all though Kimmel also took a moment in talking about the documentaries to make a rather significant point namely saying as you know there is some countries whose leaders don't support free speech i'm not at liberty to say which to which the audience um erupted in chuckles but being the comedian that he is he added let's just leave it at north korea and cbs because of course cbs and paramount are you know all owned by skydance which is owned by the vile, vulgar and filthy maggot, Larry Ellison, and his nepo baby creepy son, David. And, well, Kimmel did pay appropriate tribute to the people, because these documentaries are not easy to make and involve substantial risk.

And, in fact, a documentary that won, Mr. Nobody Against Putin. and, well, the central figure from that film, speaking his native Russian, called for peace and an end to senseless warfare. But Kimmel said, fortunately, for all of us, there's an international community of filmmakers dedicated to telling the truth, oftentimes at great risk, to make films that teach us, that call out injustice, that inspire us to take action. And there are also documentaries where you walk around the White House drying on shoes.

And somewhere in a tacky, bordello-esque decor penthouse in New York, cries were heard to go up. I hate that Jeannie Kimel! He does not like we men! Still not over that, by the way. Her speech there on International Women's Day, where she referred to we men across the country and around the world. Are you trying to tell us something, Mel? Where are you, honey?

But Variety stuck a camera in Jimmy Kimball's face after the after the Oscars and Kimmel admitted something that I think we've alluded to here on this program I don't know

I don't know if I'll always mention it or not but I know it bears on all of us anybody with a conscience anybody with a sense of morals and ethics which of course immediately lets out anybody blathering on the right, whether it be the Hannity job, that, you know, life support system for a haircut or Frau Ingraham or our little nutmeg or Benny drywife Shapiro or Benny probably ain't got no wife Johnson, et cetera, et al.

It's just another day for them because it always is. It doesn't matter who's in power. It's all Igomphu for those right-wing broadcasters. But no, Kimmel did say that, well, he's kind of tired. Are you exhausted? Am I exhausted? By the state of the world. And knowing every night you've got to say something.

You should be looking in my face. Yes, I'm exhausted. Of course. It's ridiculous. We live in a ridiculous country. We always live there. in a ridiculous country, but it was always ridiculous in a fun Mr. T kind of way. Right.

Now we've got a different Mr. T. Yeah. Mr. T. Wow. I didn't think of it as a Mr. T. Well, you know what? That's one of you had to host the show. Are you scared?

No, I'm not scared. No, I'm not scared. You're hopeful? Am I hopeful? I'm always hopeful. Yeah. I'm always hopeful. So, we'll take the hope.

And I guess he, he expressed what a lot of us are thinking. hope and we all know about that comparative phrase regarding hope hope in one hand and you know the rest of it but it really is all we have right now hope because the reality on the ground y'all is worrisome to say the least worrisome now we've got a different mystery I pity the fool. I'm not even going to try to flesh out the bit. No.

But back to the password. Memento. I use that word because it is the first word in a Latin phrase. You know me. Memento Mori. A phrase meaning remember. One must die. I think Robert Frost, and I'm paraphrasing, in a poem called The Lesson for Today,

closed by saying, And if a Memento Mori should be placed upon my stone, let it be said, I had a lover's quarrel with the world. Isn't that beautiful? Isn't it just exceptional? Well, Memento Mori. Mittwit Niro's been having a few of those, you know, the moments when he babbles about how, I don't think I'm going to get through the pearly gates.

Even Scrooge was rehabilitable. But then again, Scrooge was a fictional character. And, oh, Christopher in Oregon. Hi, Christopher. Mr. Nobody against Putin. Hi, Roxanne. Hi, Christopher. Coming soon, the anticipatory sequel,

Nobody fell out of the open window, says Putin. Happy Monday, Horn family. Happy Monday. Christopher, as the punchline to the old joke goes, coffee breaks over. Back on your heads. And let's see, Dave in the Blind. What?

Save the livers and other extraneous we'll say bits I believe it was Julia Child Dave in the blind says in the form of Dan Aykroyd that yelled to save the livers this is for all the individuals of right mind who have been driven

to alcoholism and other such problems due to Donald Trump's income bullshit now Donald Trump is accusing networks of treason correct me if I'm wrong individuals can commit treason but I don't know where the organizations Well, a little jumble here.

Donald Trump's saying at all criticism of his is treason. If so, then he should execute his vice president as quickly as possible. That much I got, Dave. After all, he said that Donald Trump was America's Hitler. Goodbye, Jady. Signed Dave in the blind. Okay, Randy Radar, no. So this has nothing to do whatsoever with any of the topics we're covering this evening.

I don't know what you're – you seem to be obsessing over something I said about the JFK assassination, namely that we do not know who did him in. We just don't. So I hope that'll be – no one's intercepting your email, Randy. It's okay. I'm merely noting that nobody knows, or at least if anybody does know definitively, they ain't talking because it's all speculation. It's a fairly safe bet. It wasn't, why am I talking about this?

It wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. As he said, when he was arrested shortly before he was. silenced. I'm a patsy, and that may be the most truthful thing that anybody said in that immediate time frame. Yes, Randy Radar. Corporations are people, my friends, human beings. Those are the exact words of Bishop Willard Romney in the presidential campaign of 2012. Sometimes it gets a little hard to, mm-hmm, because, ping-pong balls.

But anyway, Memento Mori, remember one must die. Well, earlier today, speaking at the now shut down, the Kennedy Center, and seated alongside Southern Baptist minister, Mullah, Moses, Mike Johnson, nitwit Niro decided to share some information that the good mullah had shared with him privately. And God, the photo of the, the photo of them, those two together, with Johnson looking at him with this bemused smirk on his face and his lips looking like a tidy surgical wound. oh dear

I know we hate the clips but we'll get through this one he's just so tasteless so tactless so graceless and also so deranged you know I've referred to him as a toddler or of Mike TV

grown old and senile from Willie Wonko but as I've said before the thing that makes the most sense to me now is that his brain really is fried from years and years and years of drug abuse in this case, stimulants.

Noel Casler documented it very well going back into the days of his first campaign and talking about how he would snort rails of, I guess it was Adderall, on the set of The Apprentice when he was just a reality TV show game show host who apparently made America what by uttering the phrase you're fired but I am and this is apropos nothing in particular but watching the Oscars last night We were inundated with ads for almost nothing but reality TV, bachelors and masked singers. And it all started with Trump's buddy.

I can't remember his name now, but he had sort of rebooted the program from the UK to the U.S. You know, Survivor. and when I said that, you know, some portion of the nation was captivated by waiting to see which person nitwit Nero then would say, You Thayer to was high art. And now most decent, you know, anything that was good in television has largely been replaced by cheap, easily produced reality television. bachelor's and bachelors and and and and and housewives and you know the I don't know uh the the real auto mechanics of busted knuckle Mississippi and whatnot it's all direct but his filter to get back to the point of all this his filter is gone just gone and so having been told

something in absolute confidence. Well, that part didn't make it past the spirochetes. And, well, when they start shrieking, he shrieks right along with them. And there it was all queued up. And now it isn't. God damn it. Let's reload it. Here we go. We had one man who was very ill that looked like he wasn't going to make it. I don't know. I won't mention his name. Should I? Do other people know his name? Do you want to mention it? He'll be proud. Go ahead. Tell him this. Okay. Well, thank you, Mr. President. But of course, Mulla Moses, Mike Johnson, being an ordained Southern Baptist minister, does have the ability to prevaricate on the fly. Thank you, Mr. President. Because what they were actually discussing was the incredibly, and it was, and it was, and it

it had to be humiliating and embarrassing for Mulla Moses' Mike was how slim the house's majority, maggot majority is, and how members of that maggot majority of the last few years have made it even harder by, you know, as the band sang about Mr. Bojangles' dog. how the maggots up and died, up and died, up and died. So that's who what Niro is talking about when he says, he'd be proud. We had one man who was very ill that looked like he wasn't going to make it. I don't know.

I won't mention his name. Should I? Do other people know his name? Do you want to mention it? He'll be proud. Go ahead. Tell him this story. Okay.

Well, thank you, Mr. President. Okay. Well. Congressman Neil Don of Florida had had some real health challenges and it was very serious and had had a pretty grim diagnosis. And I mentioned it to the president and I said, Congressman Donne is a real champion and a patriot because he's still coming to work. And if others got this diagnosis, they would be apt to go home and retire. What was the diagnosis? It was, I mean, I think it was a terminal diagnosis.

He would be dead by June. Okay, that wasn't public. But yeah, okay. It was grim. That's what I was going to say. With a heart problem. by the way. This was a heart problem. So, long story short, the president called him.

And that's where the clip mercifully ends. And nitwit Nero is sitting there. I kid you not, because this is a radio program, and I have to do the color commentary about the visual part. When Moeller Moses' Mike is caught off guard and says, okay, that wasn't public. That okay is not an okay as in agreement. that's like, I thought we weren't going to talk about this part.

That's that man's business. But nitwit Nero wants the details, because every time somebody else dies, it means he hasn't yet. I know that's nutty to say, but nutty is how his brain works. And he revels in it, grinning like a fox-eating shit out of a wire brush. They'll be dead by June. Can you imagine being that dude? And for once, the maggots in the audience didn't giggle or titter or laugh or chuckle or chortle? They gasped.

I mean, you can, you can hear it. Because they're getting their own memento mori. They can be uncomfortable when they happen. Good God. It was, I mean, I think it was a terminal diagnosis. He would be dead by June. Okay, that wasn't public, but yeah, okay. It was grim, that's what I was going to say.

I don't think he was. With a heart problem, by the way. This was a heart problem. So, long story short, the president called him. He literally, he literally reaches over and slaps Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson good-naturedly. hey buddy on the shoulder and is laughing about a man's demise neal done neil done and congressman done is apparently another one of those problems that keeps mullah moses mike johnson up at night You know, he's such a Christian.

Mulla Moses, Mike, is. But that Bonal me, because he had to chuckle because Daddy was chuckling too. Neil Dunn said he is, in fact, retiring. He's from Florida. He's 73. At one point in time, he was a surgeon. He represents the second Congress.

congressional district of Florida having been elected in 2017. He reached the rank of major as an army doctor and going back to January the 13th. And by the way, this is March the 16th. We're talking about this today. Nittwit Niro's time sense is extremely it's extremely tenuous. Let's put it that way. And well, he's a diehard maggot he entered the Congress when

nitwit Niro was entering as well he's a surgeon but at the same time is decidedly opposed for instance to banning civilian access to send the automatic weapons

and has taken money of course from the national ruble I mean rifle no, I mean, rubble association. And an enemy of net neutrality. I mean, he's just about the perfect maggot. He supports defunding, which has pretty much now happened, the Department of Education, because, you know, all those pores don't need to be educated. Hell, AI is going to take everybody's job soon anyway.

What are we wasting time educating people and teaching them reading right for? He's also dedicated to the proposition that, no one who isn't him and the irony of him having a terminal illness of his heart, well, he's heatedly opposed to people who aren't him being able to go to the doctor when they're sick. He wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act, and I don't wish death upon anyone, but there would be a certain irony in the Affordable Care Act, outlasting Dr. Dunn, Dr. Dunn, and he's a diehard supporter of Israel. He was a 2020 election denier.

And Nitwit Niro, in further remarks that I don't have the clip of, said to, Well, I needed his vote in the house, so I sent the White House medical unit to see him, and he was on the operating table like two hours later, and if we hadn't intervened, he would be dead by June. That's where the dead by June, but because once again, this psychopath cannot make anything, he can't think about anyone else but himself. I've got his vote for now because I saved his life. And dear God, he represents a disgustingly maggot district.

His last general election, he won 61.7% to 38.3% over his last general election, he won 61.7% to 38.3% over his last general election, he won 61.7% over his last. Democratic Challenger. Good God, in 2020, he won 97.9 to 2.1, and the Democrats, the hapless Democrats, couldn't even field a challenger. His opponent was right in votes, which came to 2.1%. Dear God, he's a member of the Congressional Wine Caucus. and the Bulgaria Caucus

and the Friends of Belgium Caucus Congressional French Caucus as well as the Wildfire Caucus which is hilarious because he's a member of the Conservative Climate Caucus which denies the reality of climate change

making those wildfires that he caucuses about a lot more likely He's also been a town hall chicken. And, yeah. So, yeah, that district he represents the second congressional district of Florida. That's Panama City. You know what?

That may be, I'm just curious here. That might just be Jehosephat's old, congressional district, you know, host of my former filthy morning habit. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. His predecessor at office was one Gwen Graham of Tallahassee, so that's not. Oh, well. But Memento Mori, y'all, Memento Mori.

And there is nothing nitwit Niro likes more than talking about someone else's demise God Almighty And then there's Well There's a bit of discomfort Even among his most Diehard sycophantic

Lick Spittles Yeah Mark Burnett Yeah thank you Micah Mark Burnett You know survivor Who by the way Apparently has copious

amounts of recordings, copious numbers of recordings, of nitwit Nero constantly using that word, not that it's ever going to get out. Because, well, Mark Burnett's got it all locked away. Not exactly, Clarence. How do we get into this?

Just asking, says Clarence, so you're implying that Lee Harvey Oswald is Jerry Lewis, the Patsy. Remember the movie. I wonder if that's where he got it from. Yeah. But, no, even his nearest and dearest. And by that, by that I do not mean, Melamoma.

No, not at all. His own allies, his own licksbittles, are sort of waking up to the fact that their orange, which Jesus may have fucked up. Okay, did fuck up with his stupid illegal war against Iran. Speaking to Axios, a source close to dumbass diocletian, said, he ended up saying,

I just wanted you that he grossly overestimated his ability to topple the regime short of sending in ground troops. and whoever that person was says nitwit nirah was high on his own supply because of the the strikes last summer the uh the attacks on iran and the uh the criminal enterprise that resulted in the kidnapping of nicholas maduro and venezuela and here we are we're we're three weeks into the war now, and somehow Iran hasn't sued for peace and begged Daddy Donald to take him back into the bosom of his affections. Oh, I just said bosom. The source who said he was high on his own supply told Axios, he saw multiple decisive quick victories with extraordinary military competence,

and yet Iran persists. Axios. in their story said Trump could wind up trapped between his caprice and the realities of war. He expects a quick, clear victory. But unlike tariffs that can be swiftly imposed and rescinded, the war's outcome is beyond unilateral control and quick fixes. And Iran gets a say. The other side, you know, the other side always gets at least one at bat. and whoever Axios was speaking to, they said, The Iranians fucking around with his straight makes Trump more dug in.

Yeah, because he's stupid because he's mentally defective. Because he missed Rule 1 of the Art of War. Somebody mentioned that on Friday. Sun Su, Rule 1 is don't fight a war you don't have to. The best wars of the wars you don't have to fight. If I recall correctly, from eons ago, reading that tone. and nitwit Nero

can't do a damn thing about the straits of four moves Axios noting the Iranians have made it clear in private and in public that even if Trump decides to end the war, they could continue shooting missiles and rockets until they get guarantees that this is the end of the war, not just a temporary ceasefire. You might recall in that Haaret's

opinion analysis piece that I shared last week, week that the writer and Israeli said that this is something that Israeli politicians and the like call mowing the lawn and that it always kind of worked with Hezbollah and Hamas, but that it might not work so good with a nation of $90 million. Dollars? Well, you can tell where I'm thinking. No, 90 million people. 90 million dollars. Come on, Roxanne. and a humongous country with interesting, to say the least, borders.

And so Iran might do that. No, there's not going to be any more mowing the lawn. You're not going to come back. Or, you know, we'll just sit here and let you let the entire – because we have done tremendous economic harm to Iran. I'm not one for defending Iran, but these are facts. Between the sanctions and try to choke off Iran's ability to export oil, we've devastated the Iranian economy,

and they don't have a lot of incentive. They don't have a lot of incentive to not just watch the global economy burn. and insofar as that government, hateful as it is, has maintained power for, as the maggots like to say, 47 years, 47 years, no other president did anything about it. And now we know why, by the way, maggots, you dumbasses. Well, Jeremy, no, there's a whole lot of aphorisms in the art of war. and one of the principal ones is don't fight wars unless they are absolutely necessary. That's early on.

Jeremy noting Sun Tzu said you can never topple a country from the outside. It has to happen from the inside. Did he? I mean, maybe? I don't know. I don't recall. But at any rate, Iran has little – you know, they don't care that much about their people.

They care about their power and their great big bearded juvenile delinquent invisible friend in the sky, as do so many faith traditions, unfortunately. Mowing the lawn, Lee in New York, says, if it is not on a golf course, POTUS putter does not care. That was good. I wonder if he's ever even heard the price. and can we talk about this for just a minute and I'll get I'll get this program back on track but I've seen multiple references a lot of it appears to be AI generated but seriously has there been any kind of proof of life of Psycho Beebe because there's all kinds of swirling rumors that well he did and I don't know.

I mean, there'd be a, there'd be a reason to keep him in hiding because if we can kill theirs, they can kill Israel's. A little harder job to bump off nitwit Nero. And, you know, look, let's be real about this. There may be a very good reason why, well, why the Iranians wouldn't want to bump off Nittwit Nero. he's launched an unprovoked sneak attack war alongside Israel it's going very badly Iran

like I said earlier how fucked up do you have to be in a battle between the United States and Iran they called us the great Satan for all those years and Jimmy Carter didn't take the bait Ronald Reagan didn't take the bait. George H.W. Bush didn't take the bait. Bill Clinton didn't take the bait. Even George W. Bush didn't take the bait, and he took a lot of bait. Barack Obama didn't take the bait. And there were at least people around Nitt Niro in his first term who kept him from taking the bait.

Joe Biden didn't take the bait. But, well, now he's in his dotage and he's dottering, and he took the bait. And this may be Iran's the chance that they wouldn't. been waiting for all along to get backsees. Oh, you trashed our economy? Here, we'll trash yours. Good luck with all that. Meanwhile, however, also earlier today in the Oval Office,

Nitwit Niro was blathering with a reporter from Fox News TV Radio Rwanda. Nepo baby Peter Ducey asked his orange daddy Well, let's do the audio Your ratings are through the roof, Peter. Thank you for noticing. Congratulations. Can I ask you another question about the word? Do you notice?

Your ratings are through the roof. It's all he can think about. I'm running out of ways to describe, and I don't even necessarily know if it's correct to call it mental decline, but I'm running out of ways to describe how poorly his brain works, at least during significant portions of the day. You know, when the meds aren't medding. Psychobie Kestasei? Well, Lee says, after we made it clear that killing a nation's leader of the bomb is fine,

would he want his location known? No. and you know he has he has trump to thank for that i just didn't want to go to prison that was my only goal look i let cutter send millions of dollars to to hummus in the in the run-up to october twenty-23 i just wanted to keep a nice tense situation going and i could use to terrorize the israeli people dead. Damn it. At least he doesn't have to worry about pearly gates or being welcomed by Jesus or anything. So, you know, I guess he's got that going for him. You? Told you. No, sorry. Now, baby makes it up to the pearlies and here's this.

Yeah. But, hey, your gratings are doing great. Thank you, Mr. President. Let's try this again. Your ratings are through the roof, Peter. Thank you for noticing. Congratulations. Can I ask you another question about the word? If Iran, as you said, totally obliterated, got the missiles, got the first two rounds of leadership, Air Force gone, Navy gone, can we wrap this war up this week? Yeah, sure.

Will we? I don't think so, but it'll be said. Won't be alone. And we're going to have a much safer world when it's wrapped up. It will be wrapped up soon. We're going to have a much safer world. I had an obligation to do this. I go to an excursion.

I don't want to make this journey. We had the highest stock market in history. We had low gas prices. Everything was good. And I know exactly. I know what you're going to do it. People are going to raise the price of oil. But I know that.

But that's a very small thing compared to allowing them to have. You want to see a stock market cut down? start letting him hit you yeah start you start letting him hit you with imaginary nukes this is after claiming that the nuclear program of Iran was totally obliterated

his own words last summer yeah can we wrap this up it's almost like the nipo baby peter douche has a greater handle on what is happening to the to the united states and the rest of the world, then even the commander-in-chief does.

And the fact that Peter Dushy phrased it as a hypothetical, not believing the words that Orange Julius Gieser himself had actually said, the way Dushy phrased it was telling, if Iran, as you were saying, were totally obliterated, got the missiles, the first two rounds of leadership, Army gone, Navy gone. When we wrap this war up this week? Because if you're simple enough to believe anything that comes out of this mental defective's mind, why aren't we wrapping this up? Peter Dushy, got the missiles, first two rounds of leadership, Army gone, Navy gone? Why not wrap it up this week? and what did the President of the United States say? Sure, I guess.

Sure, I guess. I mean, take a moment. Let's spend a little time in the fields of history. President Roosevelt, obviously we will eventually have to invade Europe. Fortress Europa, as the Germans call it. Will we be able to successfully invade Europe? Well, I guess.

They're not real happy with Peter Dushy today there in the White House. It'll be soon. It won't be. Because his own advisors are saying, listen, dumbass, just declare victory and leave. And there's an interesting historical parallel here. JFK, oh dear God, please. JFK was famously told, maybe this is apocryphal, I don't know, by Douglas McArthur, aging, living in a penthouse in New York, I don't know, was told, don't get involved in a land war in Asia. Well, he did.

He wanted out when he was. was off. And then another general, and this is one of those, I miss Mr. Stress here because, oh, this was, this was in his wheelhouse. A general named Ridgeway, who had been involved in Korea, had said something similar. And when LB, and after all the escalation in Vietnam, LBJ called on General Ridgeway, who said, I should get out of here, right? And Ridgeway, I think I've got the right general said something like no sir you can't now you're in too deep if you get out now president johnson the world will be a much more dangerous place because of the perceived weakness of the united states of america whether he was right or wrong well history has made

its judgment, but we are approaching the into deep part of the program for nitwit Nero. Because having said, you, I guess, to Peter Dushy, well, there was another, another moment aboard Air Force One. At this point, it's Air Force One. Once again, women are the ones asking hard questions. aboard the aircraft. And a female reporter off camera. And this is, you know, this is part and parcel of him telling one woman she needs to smile more or another woman to hush piggy. I'm absolutely, well, no, I'm not that surprise now, am I?

No, I'm not. but his misogyny is on open display, and it was, again, on Air Force One, when a reporter asked him about something we have talked about here, the fact that 5,000 Marines are en route from their home base in Japan to the Persian Gulf to do what exactly? no one knows. But when she asked him about those Marines, he does not like being questioned by women. He does not, because it's a direct assault on the manhood he no longer possesses

or perceives it that way. And so this was that moment. A lot of aircraft noise there. Wouldn't have helped if that. I had gained it up. He was giving an answer to another question asking, well, we don't know, but he gave that Trumpian end. We'll see.

But then she asked him about the 5,000 Marines and said, you're a very obnoxious person. And he really only does this with women. Zidio News founder, Mejdi Hassan, said, I'll never understand why the White House press corps put up with this shit. Have some self-respect. It's not worth it, folks. Also, same folks happily tell everyone how much access they have to Trump versus Biden. Cy.

Yeah, remember that? Because I remember that. How the press was happy to have Trump back, because even if he didn't like to like them, He talked to them. Yeah. Another individual said, imagine being one of the 5,000 Marines being sent overseas,

and this is the level of explanation your commander-in-chief gives. A writer by the name of Polly Sye over on what used to be Twitter said, Trump's pissed and refuses to explain that he's sending 5,000 U.S. service members to Iran because he's the fucking moron who started a war with Iran without an exit strategy. Because, see, that's the whole thing. once again he fucks up and it gets it all backwards like because it's build the coalition then start the war just ask just ask dim leader build coalition then start war not the other way around because just a running tally that I've been following over the weekend daddy is now in

over his head and can't find anybody who wants to play war with him. One individual said on Blue Sky, it's like looking at the RSVPs to a Lord Mandelson birthday bash. Lord Mandelson being the member of the House of Lords who had to step down and resign because he was deeply involved in the Epstein-Trumpstein files. and along with former Prince Andy had quite possibly funneled sensitive information

business information I don't know what Leon Stum yeah so it's like looking at the RSVPs to a Lord Mandelson birthday bash update on the Hormuz Coalition

as of today okay France, I need you to use your Navy for the streets of... To clear the Straits of Hormuz. Ah, man, no, Monsieur President. Oh, I'm sorry. It is, uh, our Navy is busy. Our Navy is under repair.

UK. Oh, well, we'll certainly look into it now, won't we? That's UK for, no. Italy, rejected, Spain, rejected, Japan. Oh, we're terribly sorry, but our military forces are to be used for defensive purposes only. It's right there in the Constitution that you Americans wrote for us, and we rather like it that way. So, no. Norway? No, no, the Norwegian Navy is busy with salmon season.

Canada? Pass. Australia, I'm sorry about that, mate. Not going to be able to send any of our sailors. I'm able to Persian Gulf or Iran to kill them because you started a war with them. Um, uh, from Germany. No.

He even asked Jaina. You're getting a lot of oil from there. I mean, because you said, you know, you get the idea that, Maybe that wasn't the best idea in the world? Because when it comes to, Janya, well, they're watching the Straits of Hormuz and wondering about similarities with,

oh, well, the Straits of Taiwan, yeah. The Dutch, no response. The South Koreans were enigmatic, he's he's he's he's he's in this uh he's in this all by himself he's on his own and he really what but see this is where i mean i don't know about y'all and it's i agree it's not healthy for me to catastrophize um but when he runs out of alternatives as i think i said last week remember early on he said what's the point of having nuclear weapons if you can't use them and combined with the fact that the United States is still the only nation on earth ever to use an atomic weapon

on another country that could make for a terrifying situation and he's so far gone now that I don't know if he could even begin to comprehend what us making a first strike on Tehran and Iran generally would bring about. It's a real, there goes the neighborhood situation. It's horrifying to ponder, is it not? I can't be the only one. And then there's the new leader of Iran.

Billable Rick shared this with me a little bit ago. from the New York Post. And apparently, in a briefing, and again, this comes from the New York Post, so consider the source. But three sources told the New York Post that U.S. Intel, and, you know, we have such a great track history with Intel,

don't we yeah but US Intel apparently I don't know what relevance this has US Intel suggests that most taba Khamenei might be gay and American spy agencies think that's credible and when itwit Niro heard it he burst into laughter and others in the room laughed along with him the New York Post said Others in the room also found it hilarious, and why? What's hilarious about someone being gay? I mean, I'm pretty sure that, dude, that's so gay, stop being funny somewhere around the early 90s. Others in the room also found it hilarious and joined the president's reaction while one senior intelligence official, quote, has not stopped laughing about it for days.

Yeah, I bet y'all. He laughed and then ran back to his office and cleared his browser history from all those Grindr chats. Two of the sources said the intelligence indicated that Mosh Tabah, who earned the nickname The Power Behind the Robs, while serving as his aging dad's gatekeeper, has had a long-term sexual relationship with his childhood tutor. The third source said the intelligence indicated the affair was with a person who formerly worked for the Hamene family.

And it goes on, and this is that, you know, this is obviously a part of a disinformation campaign. Whether the man is gay or not really has no relevance whatsoever. But if they're laughing riotously about it in the White House, well, that tells you a lot more about the White House than it does about Mushabha Haminae because it says there are a bunch of juveniles, middle school boys, and some closet cases. And honestly, he's got a bunch of openly gay men in his administration. Treasury Secretary, Scott Besson comes to mind, Rick Grinnell, to name but two. But one source told the New York Post, the information was derived from one of the most protected sources

that the government has. Okay. Further gossip that the late Ayatollah was worried about his 56-year-old boy's suitability to run Iran because of his rumored homer sectionality. Homer sectional, of course, you'll have to, you'll recall. A homer sectional is a sofa group. with a Simpsons theme, Homer sectional. Another source speaking to the post, Rupert Murdoch's post,

the fact that this was elevated to the highest of high levels shows you there's some confidence in this. Okay, confidence. Great. Glad you're confident. Now let's talk about relevance. What are they going to do? Make Iran surrender by spray painting. Moshetaba is such as, such a gay boy on streets in Tehran that still have walls to graffiti, to graffitize?

Is that a word? The juvenileity, Jesus. And according to the State Department going back to 2008 in a WikiLeaks dump, they say Mojitaba married late, relatively. late in life. Oh. Shades of Tim Scott and his

mystery girlfriend. Or the guy who yelled out at Lindsay Ladybug's Graham the other day, why don't you just come out of the closet and people will stop blackmailing you?

And over at C, BS News, on Sunday, they got into the act saying that And Iatola Oli wasn't real happy about his son taking the helm because of issues in his personal life. Because, of course, now that Barry Weiss is running CBS News, you can't say gay or homer sectional or nothing because that defends the delicate sensibilize. Yeah, yeah, two sons a tan.

Jesus, what a stupid timeline. Back to the post article, they said, his father and others suspected he was gay, and that was something that people were spreading to try to stop his ascension. You know who else was gay? James I of England, the Bible guy, gay, didn't stop him from being a reasonably effective king,

you know, if you're into that whole kingship business, probably the most brilliant human being who has ever lived on planet Earth. Leonardo da Vinci. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Michelangelo? Yeah. Mm-hmm. But because of these goddamn pathetic juvenile chuds,

somehow or another, that's an important aspect of our intel, Oh, I see, I see. It's the hypocrisy. It's the hypocrisy. You know, just like it is with Lindsey Graham. Or maybe Tim Scott. Or Larry Craig of Idaho, the men's room toe-tapper. One of the sources who spoke to the New York posted,

If there ever was a time when it was okay to out somebody, I love how it's phrased as a conditional if. It would be when it's a leader of a leader of, a repressive Islamic Theocracy that hangs gay people by cranes. Interesting. That's been the talking point for a lot of, what, 47 years. And yet at the same time, and I know this is going to sound weird, and it's not a defense, I promised. I mean, it is weird. Iran is more. Iran is more. is more accepting of trans women than the United States government is. Or the U.K.'s, for that matter.

It's not okay to be gay in either one of those places. Anybody remember Pussy Riot? Yeah. What a pathetic and unsurious gang of schmucks. And a couple of weeks ago, because, you know, we are halfway into the month of month of March now. A couple of weeks ago, someone, wouldn't it be embarrassing

if you were trying to be an actual real-live, no-kitting reporter, and you had to work at the New York Post so that any time you even tried to write a news story, someone would look at your byline and say, well, it's the New York Post. Consider the source.

But there are 5,000 Marines, on the way to the Gulf. And a couple of weeks back, Nitt Niro was babbling along and said to someone from the New York Post. I don't have the yips with respect to boots on the ground. Like every president says, there will be no boots on the ground. I don't say it.

I say, probably don't need them or if they were necessary. It's going to go pretty quickly. It's just two weeks ago. Literally two weeks ago, 14 days. It's going to go pretty quickly. We're right on schedule. Way ahead of the schedule in terms of leadership. 49 killed, and that was, you know, going to take we figured at least four weeks, and we did it in one day.

I don't have the yips. Now, I know what the yips means. I know what billable, uh, Rick knows what the yips means. It's a golf term. The man has started what men. may wind up to be World War fucking three, and he's using a colloquial term for having your swing fucked up to describe it, and his courage. I don't have the yips.

You see, he would be, well, he cheats at golf. We know that. And, you know, when you've got the yips, you do things like chili dip your, your, your, your, your, your approach. approach shots or your wedges and whatnot. I don't know, Jeremy, I don't know about leaving the air in the last couple of minutes. I haven't seen any interruptions in the stream on this end. Anything, I suppose, is possible, though. Anybody else having the program, yep, in and out?

See what I did there? Let me know. I appreciate it. Oh, Blasio says, you went off air three times and then all we heard was AI-generated piano. And now you're back on, but the piano is louder, so it was rather startling. I don't know that we've got any AI piano, so I have no idea what that's about. Okay, thank you, Lee. Lee says you blipped a couple of times.

Well, looking out the Horn Midwestern Command color weather window, maybe it's the weather, because the lines that cross the property are all covered in snow. still coming. Good Lord. Makes me wonder. How much of this filth are we going to get? Until midnight. How about that?

It's going to be a significant, significant snowfall. Great. Mother nature's offer meds again. Ralph says there were a couple of piano interludes. Billable Rick, the yips and stream issue. Roxanne, I can putt just fine. Trump must have just lost his ability to putt. Yeah, there have been a few blips in the last five minutes.

No idea. Internet weather. But thanks for letting me know, everybody. I appreciate it. And from Brother Deacon Asa, the Camel Cardinal says, gay supreme leader. It is most certainly untrue that Moshabha Hamine is gay. As President Amadinoj jacket clearly outlined in his historic UN speech, and I quote, We do not have Homer sectionals in our country. Hell, nobody ever seen footage of Amma Dinner Jacket. lift a pinky as he attempts to hoist that bottle of Perrier up to his kissers. He stands behind that

podium at the U.N. neither. Damn, Skippy. Skies are not cloudy all gay. I mean, day. Thanks, Brother Deacon. And from Kim in New York. Hamene, I have the feeling Trump and his juvenile delinquents are laughing because they think they can use his supposed homosexuality to cause the Iranian people to turn against him and throw him out of power. Maybe Kim, but if they do, they're even more stupid than we thought. I mean, the revolutionary garden whatnot might be inclined, but the Iranian people are pretty much, as far as I can tell, sick and tired of things like homophobia, misogyny, all of it.

But you're right, Kim. Because they're a gang of middle school boys wearing daddy's two big shoes. I mean, it all kind of comes together after a while, doesn't it? It does. They probably do think like that. Thanks, Kim. And from Michael, male fragile ego.

First, we have Keg's breath saying, no pictures because they make me look ugly. Don't forget his makeup studio he had installed in the Pentagon for his star turns on the electric TV box. And then we have Orange Mango Manchild having his fragile ego hurt to the point of Brendan Carr threatening news networks for telling the truth about the illegal Iran war. But did Brendan Carr threaten Newsmax or Fox for the lies they tell? Oh, hell no. No. Yeah, Roger, I had the blips to.

Michael says, yeah, it's some nice classical music. I don't know where this kind of, this idea that it's AI generated. Brother Deacon, is it AI generated? I don't know. They don't have the ips. But they're, and it's such, this, this horror, I mean, White House is, it is. It is. It's a pathetic aggregate of the most fragile male egos.

available. Because among other things, all these chuds think they're alpha males. There is no such thing as alpha males. But we do have reports over the weekend that suggest that this is embarrassing. Not like we didn't deserve it, but it's embarrassing. not we, they deserve it. According to drop site news, no idea. A report today has the White House all in a dither

because they reported that Nitwit Niro's Middle East envoy, Steve Whitkoff, you know, the real estate developer who's really punching above his weight class and clearly out of his league. I mean, he was good for maybe negotiating Daddy's deal to put a Trump casino and hotel on the shores of the Mediterranean once the Israelis have gotten done bulldozing it and, you know, salting the earth. Carthage-like. He may have been good for that, but dealing with professional diplomats,

not so much. You know, and there's a, I should note that there's a long history in this country of not being good at diplomacy. It goes all the way back to the origins of this country when Americans and British alike would forever,

were forever complaining that those crafty friends, because of course French at the time was the language of diplomacy. Those crafty French were thwarting the Americans and the British at every turn. The British hated it and we came to too because once we achieved our independence and Britain signed the treaty, gent, now the first thing we did was we stiffed our best ally france interesting that we did that because there weren't even any trumps in america back then and jeremy says flavio it's not a i it's just a piano under a song by Dr. Dre?

Whatever. I don't know. I never hear it because I'm on the broadcasting end of all of it. Thanks, Jeremy. Oh, Lee in New York, not gay. It's just that when you've seen one woman covered head to dough in a burqa, you've seen them all. Now, now, Lee, they don't have burqas in Iran. That's Afghanistan.

Some of the Trump boys got caught up in that mistake last week. Most Iranian women can go around their, you know, about their day. daily business with nothing more than a hijab. But when the female news anchor shows up on TV, she is covered everywhere but her face. But okay, at this very moment, says Jeremy, we're probably dropping bombs on Iran with such phrases painted on them as, see you in hell, fucker, kiss your ass goodbye, fucker, and similar things. we have a long sad history of it. Well, it's not just us.

Battlefields, oh, there she goes. Battlefields from classical antiquity indicate that the Romans were prone. They used slingers. I said slingers from the Belaeric Islands. Probably mispronouncing that. But they used, their ammunition was cast, lead balls that those soldiers would even scratch messages into like this one is for your nose asshole

things like that it's all part of the disgusting macho culture of warfare available navies leon new york the nitwit has many pretty ships in his bathtub you sunk my bad i sunk your battle Yeah, he's the kind of shithead that would cheat at Battleship. Look, over there. Ah, okay. B-11. Okay, well, you were using the other F word. Jeremy says, no, it wasn't fucker.

No. It was the other word that the British used for a cigarette. As far as Nittwit Nero taking the bait at Lee. Not if the bait was a worm, never. But a Big Mac, a fillet fish, Kentucky fried chicken, Kentucky, he pronounced the state that way. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah.

But no, apparently Steve Whitkoff has been begging the Iranians to come to the negotiating table. As recently as last night when he was probably watching the Oscars. I can't believe that that Sinners movie got as many as words as he did. And there was no white people in it. I think this, just as an aside, I think this. This evening we're going to watch one battle after another. Right? No, but his latest Sunday evening,

Tangerine Tiberius was saying, Oh, they want to negotiate badly. But again, DropSite News earlier today said, Behind the scenes, it's the Trump administration that's been asking for talks. And DropSight News is Jeremy Scahill, by the way. Two Iranian officials told DropSight that Trump's special on-vents,

boy, Steve Whitkoff, personally sent messages to officials in Tehran, including Foreign Minister Abbas Arahchi last week, exploring possibilities for resuming negotiations. The thing is, though, Iran has left him on red, y'all, and everybody knows that's just rude. No, Iran hasn't responded at all. On the other hand, they are willing to speak to Dropsite, and they said, yeah, we've gotten messages from the White House via third countries. And the drop site story by Jeremy Scahill said that a senior Iranian official informed them that Whitkoff more than once, several times, has tried to restart peace talks with Tehran over the last week. but that Iran has once again closed the window for any direct negotiations.

Good God, they've got Trump's number. It just gets more embarrassing. And frankly, foreign minister Araji pointed out that Iran doesn't have a great history negotiating with the United States because either the U.S. or Israel has pulled a sneak attack on them every time they sit down to talk. It happened last summer during negotiations, and then, of course, it happened late last month as they were in talks, and then lo and behold, we went all December 7th on them with Operation Epstein Furry. How do you know it's true? Well, when Dropside News asked for comment about Whitcoth, a White House spokesman. A White House spoke.

Folks creep. Said, The radical left-wing drop-site news is clearly carrying water for the Iranian terrorist regime and reports like these based on pure fiction and citing unnamed anonymous sources should be discarded immediately.

How many times were we told about things that were anonymous sources that weren't true during the first maladministration but, you know, turned out to be true? The unnamed Spokes creep went on. Iran feeds this fake news media outlet propaganda, and they publish it as fact, which is abhorrent, America last behavior.

Operation Epstein Furry and the Epic Fury will continue unabated until President Trump, as commander-in-chief, determines that the goals of Operation Epstein for Epic Fuhr – including for Iran to no longer pose a military threat have been fully realized. But here's the problem. As long as there are living Iranians, this miserable gang of fascists will determine that Iran remains a threat, and thereby it becomes a, well, it becomes genocide talk. But that's okay. They're working on one here at home. We talked about that.

But Peter Dushy, as we mentioned earlier, asked Mitt Witt. You know, why can't you just declare victory and come home? Do she said, now that you've announced that the U.S. has destroyed all of Iran's mind-laying ships, why can't the U.S. just immediately reopen the Strait of Hormuz? Well, we could, but it takes two to tango. We have to get people to take their billion-dollar ship and, you know, drive it up. They can cost up to $2 billion. He knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

So they don't want to take a chance that, gee, I think you'll be okay. They've got to know it. We don't know if they even set any minds. I mean, bossball, high grass. That's him. Something else. Now that you've announced that the U.S. has destroyed all of Iran's mind-laying ships, why can't the U.S. just immediately reopen the Strait of Hormuz?

Well, we could, but it takes two to tango. We have to get people to take their billion-dollar ship and, you know, drive it up. When Pepe has his big sugar ships coming around, and they cost a billion dollars, and we say, I think it's okay now, Pepe, take your ship, drive it through the strata for him. As he may say, let me wait a little while, because it takes... Who is this Pepe? With his sugar ship. What makes me think that sugar ship is probably found somewhere in the Epstein files?

Just saying, Pepe and... You know what? That's a tell. The last time I heard anything about a Pepe, it was a frog that was used by the little neo-Nazi right. Starting out over on 4chan. Remember? Pepe the Frog?

Still widely used, by the way. Ship owners and you know, these ships are very expensive. They can cost up to $2 billion. So they don't want to take a chance that, gee, I think you'll be okay. They got to know it.

So they don't have to say, you know, we don't know if they even set any minds. But the thought that they may have is enough to keep people from saying, we don't need it. Now, we are pounding that area, that coast, as you know, left side.

We're pounding it, like really pounding it hard. And the left side of that, huh? Which way is Julius Geezer looking at the map? We're pounding it. The left side.

The left side, if you're looking at an ordinarily oriented map. left side of the Straits of Formuz, isn't Iran? Is he mistaking it for the, uh, uh, uh, the Rive Gush, the left bank of the Sen in Paris? Or does he think that, uh, the Iranians are leftists? Oh, and by the way, it must be deeply, deeply, um, humiliating for daddy to know that his own daddy, Vladdy

has apparently flown Mojtaba Hamene to Mother Russia to tend his wounds yeah again they may have no mindset

we hit every one of their mind dropper they call it the mine layers right the ships they're pretty sophisticated ships every one of them is gone but it only takes one so it's it's little unfair. You know, you win a war, but

they have no right to be doing what they're doing. But we're hitting them very hard and today is a big day where we're pounding a certain area that has very much to do with the straight. And I think we'll get it going very soon. In addition, we do have

other nations coming in. You need people to watch and people to see. We have other nations coming in. Yes, please. No. I don't know, maybe Morocco can send some monkeys? Does Morocco have any mine monkeys? I'm not dissing the monkeys, but remember when Morocco sent monkeys to the coalition of the billing in the Iraq War? Did you ever think the day would come when the planning for the Iraq War actually looked

competent? I mean, it wasn't, but well, here we are. Pepe and his sugar ships. What are we going to, are we going to, is he thinking about leveraging the Venezuelan Navy now to get them to be floating targets, missile absorbers? I feel, feel pretty confident that the Gerald R. Ford, which by the way, it has not been doing great. Gerald R. Ford has had an incredibly long, perhaps the longest, deployment in the last several

decades. And let's just say it's been rather a shitty detail because they've been having sewage problems, and there's no word as to whether the sewage problems have been cleared up on the Gerald R. Ford. We've got a new strategy. We're going to take the Gerald R. Ford, and we're going to drive it. He drives ships. We're going to drive it up the Straits of Hormuz, and then we're going to drop all the Gerald R. Ford's poopy on the left side. We're heading it hard.

But imagine him, imagine a president of the United States complaining that it's unfair when he starts a war and the other side fights back. You know, you win a war, but they have no... Who told him we've won? Because it's pretty obvious that we haven't. And then they do something like this, like shut down the state of hoary moose. Did a little reading on the whole mines thing. They've got several different kinds. Some that are anchored to the seafloor.

Others that are free-floating. They've even got limpid mines that... A diver can take up and it's magnetic and just womp right onto the hall. And then frogman away. The frog's name is Pepe. My son's told me about it. Steve in New York says, planning for the Iraq war looked competent. The big difference is that there actually was planning, bad as it was.

Yeah. And the lesson they learned from the Iraq war was, well, look how the Iraq war went. we planned for it fuck planning stupid stupid stupid stupid people in a stupid stupid stupid stupid timeline well apparently the blipping is getting bad or got bad um and i have i have no idea why asa thank you for letting me know is it still happening has it calmed down yet we are into the third hour of the program and thus far i am a two hour Biller-Oxter. And if there's anything you'd like to say, well, the stress lines open, so is the Discord line. They're both there for your convenience and your use. And by the way, program note, this week, remember, see all that, yeah, I see all the snow outside. I can just imagine how much fun this would be driving through to try to get to Durham. I'm really glad we didn't go. But next week, I will be off air on Tuesday the 24th. Victoria and I are taking a night together to go and hear some live music. I'm really looking forward to it.

So make a note. No live program Tuesday the 24th a week from tomorrow. Okay, thanks, gang. No blipping on my end, says Steve. No more blipping, says Ralphs. And Jeremy adds, there was one. short one after my email, but pretty good for the last 25 minutes or so. Good. Hallelujah. Yay. I hate the tech gremlins. Hopefully it won't even be noticeable in the podcast. And by the way,

I guess this past weekend was the unofficial celebration of St. Patrick's Day, because the official St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow. Hopefully there won't be any vile industrial spills that turn West Virginia's River green or anything like that. You know, they do that on purpose in places like Chicago or maybe Boston, but when rivers turn green around here, it usually means there's been some sort of an industrial disaster. And thank you, Jude. Jude just jumped in and made sure that we are a goose egg, not a goose egg during the program. And we are now down to $5.50.

So that's $300 of today and $250 of this past Friday. And we stay caught up in the middle of the month. And that's very, very hard to do. Thank you, Jude. Thank you so much. Meanwhile, and Jude made me aware of this. At some point in time, there will be confirmation hearings for the new secretary of DHS. Hey, by the way, let's just abolish that day.

thing, root and branch, shall we? Along with ice. She notes that, and this comes from Faithful America, their motto is, love thy neighbor, no exceptions. I like, love thy neighbor, I didn't stutter. An individual at Faithful America says, I've watched Mark Wayne Mullen represent my home state of

Oklahoma for over a decade. His confirmation hearing to lead to the Department of Homeland Security is set for Wednesday. For years, Mullin has built a relationship with city elders. Oh, dear, another 501C3 tax-exempt grift, I'm sure. A Tulsa-based Christian nationalist group whose leaders seek to take control of the government at every level in the name of establishing the kingdom of God. Mulla. Mullen doesn't call it a power grab. He calls it God's will.

And the group goes on. and notes when an ice agent killed Renee good on the streets of Minneapolis Mullin defended the shooting on CNN he dismissed clear video evidence as very selective imaging and when Alex Prattie and I see you nurse

an army veteran was shot and killed by federal agents weeks later Mullen quickly defended that too and they note this is Christian nationalism's dangerous agenda to give cover to billionaires and shareholders using violence and war to make a profit while bringing racism

and authoritarianism into power under the guise of God's will as progressive Christians committed to loving our neighbor, we are not fooled. And Jude notes, these dominionists have many titles

and how close they are to trapping our America into that authoritarian, theocratic rule, one we have talked about for decades now. The Seven Mountain Mandate, so the below offers the potential of knocking the safety door to the law. down difficult to process it is jude um but we have to we we have to acknowledge that these threats to democracy exist and i'm glad you keep an eye on it because this is dangerous this is

it look the the the maggots like to yell that all iran throws gay people off of roofs and hangs them from cranes yep and you know what These theocrats, these Christian theocrats, get a tingle thinking about it, about getting to do it. Some of them talk openly about it, from the pulpit. And our fetishized vision of the First Amendment says, yep, go right ahead. Engage in stochastic terrorism, hoping that someone will go out and murder some gay folks and make you happy. And it's happened over, over, over. Pulse in Florida.

What was it? Club Q in Colorado Springs. So thank you for that, Jude. Thank you very much. And thank you, Ralph's. Look at us. We're down to 525. Thank you, Ralph's.

This is... Ralph's with a note. Oh, dear. Pot that up. This also from him babbling in the White House today, how anyone can be around him not realize that his 25th Amendment. But there no, he's, again, as I've said before, he's like a toilet plunger.

He's a tool. He's nasty, but he's useful for the purpose that he serves. They asked him about Cuba. This is what they got. Damn it. Okay. We'll have to go out of it. from another direction.

Sorry. It's awesome. It's awesome when you... Some of these things are auto-muted and some aren't. This one was. I think Cuba, I don't know, it's in its own way. If you're, you know, tourism and everything else, it's a beautiful island.

Great weather. They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change, you know. They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. But I think Cuba's seen the end. You know, all my life I've been hearing about the United States. in Cuba. When will the United States do it? I do believe I'll be the honor of having the honor of taking Cuba. That's a big honor. Taking Cuba. Taking Cuba. In some form, yeah. Taking Cuba. I mean, whether I free it, take it, I think I could do anything I want with it. You want to know

the truth. They're a very weakened nation right now. They were for a long time. Very violent, leaders. I think Cuba. So now we know what's going to happen. He can't win in Iran. So they ask

him about Cuba and he answers that he's going to take Cuba. Best guess there's a bay of pigs in the making. Yeah, that picture of John F. Kennedy.

Dear Vince, at least we tried. What was that? That was the Bay of Pigs. That referred to the Bay of Pigs. You were involved in the pig of pigs? Involved. It was my idea. Yeah. Cuba. Well, he's got to find somewhere to get those Marines killed now, doesn't he? I can do anything with it that I want. You know what? Presidents don't talk like that. I want to be kings.

Do. Sorry, but, uh, okay. Stephen New York. On the bright side, at least that's reformed gibberish. I'll take you for the giggle But since the word yips Entered into the conversation earlier I'm beginning to get them Or whatever you want to call the Bad things man

Bad things He's so mentally deteriorated He's looking for things to nuke And here's the downsets side to that. Considering all of the officers and all of the non-coms and warrant officers and whatnot, who, when he started this illegal war, after he started the other illegal war, snapped a salute and said, hoo-aw! And did his filthy, dirty illegal bidding from General Raisin all the way down, Do you remember during the first maladministration when, who was it, Mark Millie, General Mark Millie, was castigated because he told junior officers, well, officers junior to him, if he says anything about nuke and anybody, you run it by me first and assured his Chinese counterparts, no matter how nutty he gets, we will not let the nuke.

Flay. Looking back, it's kind of a shame that we found out about that. And I'm, you know, all free information, everything, but you understand why. If we hadn't known about that, maybe there would still be officers in place who could tell him no when he decides he wants to nuke Cuba, or the Straits of Hormuz, or Tehran. I don't think those people are there anymore. And I'm beginning to get them i'm sorry i'm beginning to get the nuclear jitters at this point in time hell it we got we got we got we got another hurricane season starting soon he might just try to nuke another hurricane just to show that he can it gets chilling and i'm not talking about the present weather and you get the idea that people around him and people

who know him, they probably are more nervous than we are. For instance, well, Rick Wilson, he's no fan of nitwit Niro's and Nittwit Nero certainly lose, there's no love lost with nitwit Nero for him. But they booked him, they booked Rick Wilson earlier this evening on MS Now, where they engaged in a discussion about, and bear in mind, this involves Katie Terrible. And so she asked him about the relative absence of the J.D. Egg of late. And here's what Rick Wilson said. ...daughters are young people to fight in stupid wars.

It is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're going to stop sending our young people to faraway lands. We are not the policemen of the world. We need to use our young people here at home. If you're worried about the world spending out of control, if you're worried about a military draft, if you're worried about, God forbid, a world war, the best way to prevent it is to vote for Donald Trump.

JD Vance, back on the campaign trail, oh so long ago, back in 2024, back with us, Barbara Boxer. And Rick Wilson. I think it's been notable, Rick, that we've seen so little of J.D. Vance lately. He's got a thing with the president that we might have dipped into at some point during this conversation. But other than that, he has been out of sight. It is. I don't believe that's a coincidence, Katie. I think that is a feature, not a bug, of the Vance position right now.

He does come from a part of the party or the part of the MAGA movement that is very anti-interventionist. And they built the peace president illusion around Trump in 2024, and Vance put the bit in his teeth and ran with it. But now he's got a president who has launched a singularly reckless effort in the Persian Gulf that will end up sending American troops to fight and die in a pointless war. And I think Vance is very uncomfortable right now. Marco's been getting a lot of praise. Vance has been, you know, hiding in the tall grass. what goes on today in this presser with Trump could go either way. He could cut Vance's head off right there in public.

And I wouldn't, if I was Vance, you know, act without getting a food taster going forward if Trump really digs in on this war. Does this cut Vance off at the knees in a presidential run, Senator? Well, I think it makes it very difficult. You know, Rick's the one who knows about campaigns more than I. I ran on them, but never ran one. But, you know, this is a guy that's gone. Barbara Boxer. By three different names, Katie. James Donald Bowman, James David Hamill, and J.D. Vance. He has his many positions, you know, on all the issues that you could look at. So there is a pattern here. He didn't

have trouble going by a different name. He doesn't have trouble, you know, kissing up to Donald Trump. He was so clear in that clip, no more pointless wars, especially in the Middle East. And look where he is now. First, he was never, then he oh, we can take out their nuclear once that was obliterated, I say in quotes. Then the third part, which is working with Israel to whatever they want to do, regime change. I don't know what they're doing. He doesn't know what they're doing. I think a Democratic candidate against him will have a field day. Yeah, Donald Sharp has been really good at taking all positions and contradicting himself, even sometimes in the same sentence.

Sure. It really, a Democrat, I mean, Senator Boxer, a Democrat will have a field day against him? Kind of depends on which Democrat. And whether or not the Democratic Party leadership has much in the way of basic common sense. I suspect being Barbara Boxer, I know who she is probably thinking about. And that individual has a heck of a PR team. And they can get in there and middle school mean girl with any, with any Republican in contention. Stephen New York.

J.D. Vance's many positions. Top, bottom, 69. Couldn't resist. You left out. Nah, he could never be averse, could he? No, he's not. Jimmy Dick Bowman. I mean, that was a great line.

There's many more positions than he has names. And not paying a political price for it. I mean, that could change now. But not everybody's Donald Trump. In fact, nobody is Donald Trump, but Donald Trump, no matter how someone like J.D. Vance tries. Rick? No, there is no world where J.D. Vance has the sort of feral political cunning that Donald Trump is defined by.

don't see a situation where J.D. Vance wakes up in the morning if Donald Trump shuffles off this mortal coil tomorrow and the MAGA movement just embraces him immediately. He has a million positions, as Senator Boxer pointed out, he is a man of a thousand names, a thousand faces. And so if he changes from the guy who was a passionate advocate against these, you know, pointless foreign wars to a cheerleader of Trump's effort in Iran, which is, by the way, breaking the MAGA movement, it's dividing them. As you pointed out earlier, Katie, there is some polling to to that effect. While they've sort of accommodated Trump's lack of a plan here, as this thing goes on, the political cost of it will get higher. I don't think Vance, who is very ambitious for a future higher office,

wants to get that stink all over him. I think he's going to try to find a way to cut this thing up the middle, which I don't think Trump will let him do. Yeah, what's interesting is, we played that clip a moment ago. If you're a young person, you don't want to get drafted into war vote for Donald Trump. There were a lot of young people, and Peter Hamby highlighted some analysis of this. John Dilavolpe was doing some polling on it as well, where young people at the time of voting for Donald Trump said they weren't voted for Kamala Harris because they didn't want to get drafted. They believed that Kamala Harris would draft them into something. What does that say about their relative?

intellectual capabilities. Kamala Harris wasn't running around saying we need to reinstate the draft. NITWITNRO was running around saying, she'll get us into a war. World War III. And here we are. So what that means is that these blunt skulls believed Donald Trump. Because,

and what we're talking about here is men, boys, and they weren't necessarily listening to Julius Gieser directly. They were listening to people from the dudes from the manosphere. You know, Nick Fuentes, Andrew Taint, little Benny drywife Shapiro, little Benny, no-wife Johnson. And of course, how could we forget, Joe Rogaine? And it seems, and of course, again, this is a clip with Katie terrible, but it's hard to go over that ground and not mention, you know, the source of the problem. Because that's it.

Oh, well, Lee in New York, shame on you. JD's positions. Lee in New York says, I may have to couch my answers. The llama. The llama was being generous there, Lee. Nuclear jitters will wreck you, says Randy Radar. But remember, the ultra-capitalists are a real power, and they may know that nuclear weapons mess things up too much,

even for the ultra-capitalists. Well, I hope that may is a probably, Randy. But we've got people out there who think that there's a dollar to be made in any disaster. A lot of grift can take place in chaos like that. I don't know, maybe the tech bros could slow it down a little bit, but then again, Peter Thiel probably thinks that nothing would signal Jesus to get in his holy rolls and come back down here like a great big old glow-in-the-dark

mushroom cloud. Toxic little asshole. And, oh, there was a mention earlier of Lindsay, Lady, Bugs Graham, well, somebody's mad at Lindsay Lady Bugs. And it's not on our side. No hell no. No, it's over at the show that still bears the name of Charles James Kirk, who lost the gun debate by a long shot. And this is the usual suspects. It's, I forget these Chud's names. Blake Neff and Andrew Calvert hosted the two lost causes who are running against Lindsay Ladybugs,

and I guess they're tired of him because he's a, wait a minute, wait for it. He's a warmonger. Really? I mean, he is, but. And we have a special treat in store for you. you. I have been very loud about my criticisms of Senator Lindsay Graham, the neocon war monger from South Carolina, who has just seemed to stay in office for a very long time. Charlie Kirk. Charlie always called him Lady Graham, as he called him. Was that a Rushism? Did he get that from Rush?

I'm pretty sure that's what a lot of people call him. Yes. Let's put up this tweet from... Lady G. Dumbasses. and it looks like July 1st, 2023, he said, Senator Lindsey Graham gets boot off the stage at Trump's South Carolina rally. Absolutely humility. The base is done with neocons who want to spend our money to bomb faraway lands.

It feels very relevant to our current moment. Fix our border. Use the military to wipe out the cartels and we respect you. Ignore the domestic crisis at your own peril. So that was just a few years ago. And, of course, we agree with it wholeheartedly. We're going to have a special... Yeah, because Charlie said it.

And then somebody put a Charlie in the box. Ha! Never gets old. Of course, the At Your Parole language, well, I don't know. Somebody asked Candio. Maybe Lady Bugs G had something to do with it. Treat here, though. We're going to have Paul Dan's and his competitor in the primary Lynch as well.

you're going to hear from both of them. We're going to let you decide. So email us at charliekirk.com, freedom at charliekirk.com. So without further ado, our first guest is Paul Danz. He's running for U.S. Senate for the great state of South Carolina. Welcome to the show, sir. Get the hockey park with you. Well, it's so good to have you.

My perspective right now, I'm keeping an open mind on both of you. And I'm saying, as long as it's not Lindsay Graham, I'm excited. That's how I feel right now. But you have voters to appeal to in the state of South Carolina and they need to hear directly from you. And so, you know, that's the point of this moment right now. So what is it? Well, what's it going to take? Well, they're going to have to raise a shit ton of money from your weirdo little audience there, Blake.

Because Lindsay has enough money to burn a sop and wet herd of soap and wet elephants with soap and wet $100 bills and light it with Sop and wet wood. That's a lot of soap and wet and a lot of money. Good luck. What is it going to take to beat Lindsey Graham, and why are you the right candidate to do that? Well, as of today, Lindsey Graham's going down. That's the good news. He's way below 50% in South Carolina.

We have a runoff state. So top two people going to runoff two weeks later. Look, on the generation. Unless one of, unless someone gets more than 50% of the vote. That's a little bit of a lie there from whoever that maggot is. But really, Lindsey Graham's going down. I don't think I've ever given a rim shot to a maggot. But, well, we live in crazy times.

What? I'm a guy who's been MAGA from the jump. I helped President Trump as a volunteer get elected. I served in his first term. I was what they call one of his killers. I worked at HUD under Dr. Carson. and then later OPM, the office. And by the way, just for the fun of it,

where Paul Dan's is concerned, his genial hosts just happened to put up a graphic that shows that, well, Paul Dan's is at 22.1% to 46.3% for Lady Bugs, Lindsay. Whereas Mark Lynch, who they're also going to have on the program, is knocking it out of the park with 4.1%. Yeah, sure. Okay, fair enough.

Brother Deacon Asa says, the manosphere. Okay, that's twice now you've taken a shot at Ben Shapiro today. I'd be real careful if I were you. He's going to beat you into submission with his eyebrows. Be afraid. Be very afraid. And yes, I will pet the llama for you. she's recovering presently.

Lee says maybe the horn community can give a little generosity against the deficit, just hoping, well, we're down at 525. That's very helpful. So we knocked out last Friday. Golly, that would be amazing. And that would be 225. But after the heroic effort of Thursday and Friday, I'm loath to say, too much. Yeah, there's billable. He got it. Lindsay Graham going down. So what's new? Why do those chuds get a rim shot? Well, because it's gotten so bad and so obvious with the ladybugs, Lindsey G. That, you know, they're even doing it now. And I'll give them a rim shot for doing their dead level best to tear their own party into a million tiny pieces.

Personal management, I was the guy who actually put in Schedule F and really wrestled the whole proposition of personnel as policy. I took over that federal agency, gave it back to the president. So I'm a guy who's been in the trenches, an actual guy in the arena. Without further ado, I want to welcome our next guest, Mark Lynch, who's running for Senate in the great state of South Carolina to unseated. That was a blunt edit, but here's Matt 4% Lynch. Lindsey Graham. Welcome to the Charlie Kirk Show, sir. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you for having me on. Well, it's a pleasure, and I'm excited to see the contrast. He's got a lot more of a better corn pone accent than that other feller did. So he's probably got a little bit more of a leg up, but I tell you what, them poll numbers ain't looking so good. They're looking a lot like the way folks look at a pot of shrimp and grits have been left out in that South Carolina.

Carolina shun for way too long. You don't want to be eating that. You won't be partaking of it. I want to play a cut from Lindsey Graham just to set the stage. Go ahead and play at Studio. I go back to South Carolina. I'm asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Middle East. What I want you to do in the mid-east to our friends and Saudi Arabia in other places, step forward and say, this is my fight too. I join America. I'm publicly involved in bringing this regime down. So, sir, that is the senator right now from the state of South Carolina. What's it going to take to unseat Lindsey Graham, and why are you the right man for the job?

Well, the people in South Carolina have said 57% of them back when we polled in May that they will not vote for Lindsay Graham again. They love Trump. They know Trump endorsed Lindsay, but that endorsement won't save him this time. and I'm running on a God-first platform to bring back true conservative patriotism to this seat. Lindsay has had a 57%... A God-first platform. Now, we are talking about South Carolina, which last I checked, it rather eagerly gined up to engage in treason against the United States of America.

So he may have a, but I mean, the accent is right, but the look is wrong. He's obviously running on the God platform, but, well, some people might be a little suspicious of that. Constitutional voting record, he's failing South Carolinians. He's betrayed us with a 43% conservative review score, and he stabs Trump in the back every chance he and we've all seen him. He hasn't been in South Carolina for over a year. He's been everywhere else. He's not doing anything to stab Trump in the back.

I mean, he's letting Trump do things to him, maybe, but I don't think there's any stabbing involved. He's the most bellicose, warlike, pathetic Martinette in Trump's stable. Or Bordello. start World War III because he's got a bloodlust. He salivates when he talks about war, but he'll come back home to take our sons and daughters over to the Middle East. I don't think so. You're not taking our children over there for your bloodlust financial gain. And we say no to that in South Carolina. And enough's enough. We've had enough in Lindsay. I think that the bloodlust really resonates. It resonates with me. It resonates, I'm sure, with Blake.

and of course it resonated with Charlie. Oh, well, it resonates. Okay, it resonates with Andrew and Blake. And, of course, they're not behind the bloodlust agenda because neither one of those little piss ants is ever going to put on a uniform or stick their hands in the air and swear on a Bible to support and defend the Constitution of the United States because what they want to support and defend is, well, the pedophile in chief.

but it matters not to me I just hope it doesn't hurt too little all the way around oh and I need to go over to the stress line and see who's been waiting patiently there hey welcome to the program hello give me a second I don't know why it defaulted that way are you there yeah for some reason It's not coming through. I'm sorry. Okay, well, thank you, Billable Rick. Rim shot for you. Lady G is in Trump's Bordello.

Well, thank you. It's just my little ladybugs. You don't mind, do you? We're mighty close to the end of the program, too, and that was... I actually had plans for a snack. Damn it. Well, I don't know if I've... got stress line problems or what, but I couldn't bring whoever it was on the air. And again,

from the Air Force One press gaggle, nitwit Nero saying the quiet part out loud, because there were generals and the like who said, well, you know, you're the president, you can do what you want, but it's not a great idea. And apparently it's praying. on his mind a bit. At least 13 members of the American military are dead, and I know the audio was terrible. But what he said was,

We need our friends to come in. But you could, you know, we produce so much oil here. You can make the case that maybe we shouldn't even be there at all. But it's a global market, and he doesn't understand that. President Dunning Kruger strikes again.

He doesn't know what he doesn't know. Yeah, but you could make it. case that we shouldn't be there. In fact, most people with two brain cells to rub together, at least, are making the case that, well, we shouldn't be there. And meanwhile, dust gathers on the 25th Amendment because craven lackeys are all that's around him. But again, earlier today, the whole, you know, the Straits of Hormuz, are kind of the focus of late.

And if that Sunday press gaggle was a shocking admission or, you know, a dipshit admission, well, the press conference today was no better. Casey Hunt over at CNN with a graphic that shows, that has time stamps on it for, The frequency and speed with which he contradicted himself was quite telling. 12.19 p.m. and then 12.56 p.m. It all is shift change on the spirochet farm? I don't know. 24. All right. Our thanks to Meg Terrell for that.

And as we leave you, we are just letting you know we're keeping our eye on some really severe weather that is coming through the East Coast. still this band of severe storms that has left a lot of snow in the Midwest, but has now moved east with some tornado threats in much of that area across the East Coast. We'll keep our eye on it. Yeah, much to keep an eye on. The arena with Casey Hunt starts right now. I love how everybody gets their own music. Hi, everyone. I'm Casey Hunt. Welcome to the arena. It's great to have you with us on this Monday. As we come on the air, the crisis in the Strait of Hormuz is escalating. As President Donald Trump, waffles sometimes by the minute on whether the U.S. expects or needs or even wants help in securing

the critical waterway. If we ever needed help, they won't be there for us. I've just known that for a long period of time. We have some that are really enthusiastic. They're coming already. This is a need. Need would be one of the big boys. If we need, they're mine boats, or if we need anything, any piece of apparatus that they may have because of a situation that they have, they should be jumping to help us. We want them to come and help us with the strait. My attitude is we don't need anybody. We're the strongest nation in the world.

We have the strongest military by far in the world. We don't need them. Did you follow that? We had a hard time following that. Let's underscore, we're now that more than two weeks. into this war, oil and gas prices only climbing. The national average now $3.70 a gallon for gas. That is more than 75 cents higher than it was just a month ago.

That has the administration looking for any way to get more oil flowing as soon as possible. Sources tell CNN, the U.S. officials are looking to rally support for an international coalition to secure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz. And this morning, Treasury Secretary Scott Besson, The U.S. military. Yeah. But while we make light of it, I kind of saved this clip for last,

just to put a pin in the idea that if he tries to drag NATO into this, it'll be his fondest wish and Pouti's fondest wish at the same time. Because I don't know if the U.K. and Canada and France and Germany and Italy and Spain and Portugal. And Turkey will want to get into this self-made mess of his. Turkey in particular, because Turkey has the second largest military in all of NATO behind us,

and they don't want a Muslim-on-Muslim conflict. Turkey's shown real restraint. They, you know, some Iranian missiles have allegedly been intercepted, aimed at Turkey, and Turkey took them down, but didn't do any saber rattling. Turkey has a navy. They have to because they control the Bosporus, and yet there are no frigates steaming out of Istanbul or any of their black sea ports for that matter. I have a feeling it's going to be an interesting week, don't you? Yeah. We don't need any help.

We need a lot of help, but no help. Oh, y'all. Well, we started with Jimmy Kimmel, didn't we? I say, are you exhausted? No, but it's nerve-wracking, is what it is. And I even have sympathy for the maggot parents of members of the military. military who ran to the voting booth in 2024, again, because they believed a serial, pathological liar who said,

"'Coboda'll get you into a war.'" And now the man that they trusted to keep their sons, their daughters, their neighbors, their friends, their aunts, their uncles, their cousins out of war. has thrown them into it. And I worry because there is a long history. And, well, I think of our dear friend Mark down in Florida, who did a long hitch with the Marine Corps. I think of other Marines who I've known on this program.

And they know their history better than anyone else. And they know that the United States government has had a habit, of just throwing Marines at a problem and devil take the hindmost. And I'm still trying to figure out what it is he wants five. I mean, look at the map. What does he want 5,000 Marines to do with some sort of amphibious assault on a country of 90 million? The logistics alone. And I'm sure the planners are good at their logistics, but the logistics alone are

stunning and it just feels like the purpose would be incredibly dumb but incredibly dumb would be incredibly par for the course wouldn't it so thanks everybody here comes the new week thanks for sharing your precious finite time and engaging with the program in whatever manner you choose thanks to our challenge makers challenge respondents thank you again auntie cat and charlene and everyone who responded, thank you. Thank you to our a la carte contributors. Thanks to our subscribers via PayPal and Patreon. We can always use more. It's real easy to just set up a set it and forget it monthly. And remember, if you sign on for 10 bucks, you're signing on for less than half a stick of chewing gum a day per month. Ah, well, Billable Rick says Trump wants to

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Over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in Appalachia and a proud union shop, please stay safe, y'all, and watch the weather wherever you are. This is a perfect mess all over the North America. American continent. And of course, if Steve Whitcoth comes toward you, blathering about how, I've been texted Iran and they're leaving me on red and that's so rude. I'll avoid him

like the plague because he is. And always, always, always, Wayne and Gina, it's all for you. Later.