Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Moran Monday, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 9 February 2026

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

Head-On with Roxanne Kincaid broadcast from February 9, 2026. This episode covers the aftermath of the Super Bowl, political controversies, and listener calls from The H.O.R.N. Super Bowl Recap: A rundown of the festivities, including the "fandamtastic" food spread featuring Benton’s bacon and Roger’s stuffed peppers, alongside a critique of the overwhelming number of AI and betting advertisements. Halftime Show Culture War: Analysis of Bad Bunny's "fake American" controversy sparked by Jake Paul (who lives in Puerto Rico), and the ratings flop of the competing "TP USA" halftime show. Coin Toss Conspiracy: Roxanne details a confusing moment during the Super Bowl coin toss involving a Ben Franklin coin and Joe Montana that raised questions about the game's integrity. Olympics Censorship: Reports that NBC muted the boos from the crowd when JD Vance and his wife appeared on screen during the opening ceremonies in Milan. Immigration Cruelty: A look at the Trump administration's expedited deportation order for 5-year-old asylum seeker Liam Ramos and his father, contrasted with the administration blaming Biden for a recent sex trafficking case. Washington Post Shake-up: Publisher Will Lewis resigns following mass layoffs and the paper's failure to endorse a candidate, with the former CEO of Tumblr stepping in. Measles Outbreak: Criticism of CDC Deputy Director Ralph Abraham for deflecting blame regarding the rising measles cases and low vaccination rates in the U.S.. International Relations: Trump demands the U.S. own half of the Canadian-built Gordy Howe International Bridge. Ghislaine Maxwell Hearing: Discussion on Maxwell pleading the Fifth before Congress and her lawyer's suggestion that she would speak if granted clemency. The Wile E. Coyote Theory: A lengthy segment with caller Dave comparing the Trump administration to Wile E. Coyote and the "First Church of the Holy Roadrunner". Elmo’s Verdict: A lighthearted note that Elmo tweeted support for Bad Bunny, calling him "Good Bunny".

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Everyone, of course, capably moderated by Horn Chief Agronomist, Chief Mathematician, Bud Trimmer Emeritus, Zimmergist extraordinaire, and stuffed pepper genius. is Roger in Oregon. And I mentioned the stuffed peppers because yesterday the gang was at Christopher's Super Bowl party was kind enough to send me some photos of the festivities. Oh, my heavens, the party spread looked delicious. Brother Deacon Aces, seven-layered dip. Just magnificent.

But I did get photos of the stuffed ice. Ahia Maria peppers that Roger prepared and brought to the table. And oh my goodness, they look so good. Oh, they look just delicious. And it seemed like the gang was having a good time. I've got a lovely photo of Tristan and Roger and Christopher and David and Asa all gathered together in that little mini horn in. Ah, one of these days I've got to figure out a way to be there for that. as for me well victoria and i had a quiet little uh super bowl viewing at home i made a

pan of homemade uh sausage balls and some uh homemade literally from scratch i mean okay literally i don't think you can use literally with from scratch now because if i said literally from scratch That would mean that I was scratching the French onion. No. But anyway, I made some French onion dip that I make my own by a couple of additions, one of which was some Benton's bacon. Oh, God, unpaid product placement, but, well, Benton's bacon. When you really want the very, very best bacon, Benton's is the bacon.

I mean, they serve it in restaurants in Paris, for Christ's sakes, and D.C. and New York. Right. And it all comes out of a little tiny smokehouse in Madisonville, Tennessee, deep in the smoking mountains. Audio low, says Squeaky. Huh. Well, let me see if there's anything I can do about that. for starters i can get up on the microphone a little bit more uh yeah it's let me

okay is that better squeaky let me know please thank you hopefully it is because i'm just i'm just about maxed on the uh maxed on the fader and anything more and i'm afraid i'll start clipping but at any rate I hope everybody had a good Super Bowl Sunday

I hope your team won Of course it Can't be but Well as Joy in Ann Arbor Told me this morning Nitwit Niro spent the Super Bowl desperately calling Brad Raffensberger in Georgia

To see if he could Round up 150 more viewers for the Pedophile alternative halftime show oh thank you squeaky squeaky says it's better

wonderful yeah Jeremy says you were low until you got up on the mic a bit more well yeah and cranked up the fader at this point in time I'm maxed

um Lee in New York says Super Bowl let me ask the important question how was the food and that is the important question and at least at She Christopher it was fan damn

fantastic. And the sausage balls weren't shabby either. No, not at all. So, well, I got to get this. Hold on. Don't get ahead of yourself, Roxanne. Every program here at the horn begins with gratitude, and this program is no different. So thanks go out to our ninth, eighth, and seventh day of the month subscribers. That means thank you ever so kindly to, uh, uh, Felicia. Thank you so much for jumping in. As I celebrate my birthday, she said, I also support you. You've been the soundtrack of so many of my days for more than a decade and a half.

Thanks for all you do. Oh, Felicia, thank you so much. That's so sweet. And thank you, James. Thank you, Marcia. And,

well, that's pretty much it. And of course, my, uh, my daughter margie had a lovely birthday yesterday so that's good too and where do we find ourselves uh 1300 bucks is the fundraising deficit and hopefully well let's see that means that's today friday Thursday Wednesday and which day was that I missed with the was that was that Tuesday

because of my Gerd But anyway $100 of the beginning of last the beginning of last week So if we could raise you know anything

Knock off a day's worth of funding Through group effort That would be fantastic And because we don't We don't need this thing crawling ever higher If we can avoid it

and from Cynthia she said fuck California could end up with a pro-Trump maggot governor some Democrats need to drop the fuck out of the race now okay that's that's a terrifying thing to see on the first program of a brand new week eight Democrats against two Republicans

and only the top two finishers advance because of jungle primary gracious Javier Baceres Steve Hilton, Matt Mayhan, Tom Steyer, Tony Thurmond, Antonio Villarigosa, and Betty Yee. That was during their candidate debate on February the 3rd. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Yeah, we need to clear some space, and probably none of them are going to do that.

Jesus, can you imagine a maggot governor in California? What a noxious thought that is. Oh, now, Cynthia, don't be one. that. Cynthia said the volume's a lot better for me since she got closer to the mic. And it's just as well that I couldn't join in on any of the festivities. I would just have gotten fat on all the good food. Well, you know, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Super Bowl Sunday, and Fourth of July,

those are all holidays where all feasting contains no calories and no carbs. it's a fact without a doubt one of these days a full on west coast horn end would be fun we've got the we got the core group together that would be a blast but i want to we'll get into the madness of the the madness of the moment the madness of the day all the um disgusting things that transpire over the course of a weekend but i just need to i need a little bit of affirmation not like that no i watched all the festivities and everything and god what a humiliation for the maggots it was a hundred million people done watched us the the toilet paper USA alternative how stop lying but we did we watched and waited for green day green day and to see if they'd say don't want to be part of the MAGA agenda. And in that moment, I thought of our dear friend Reverbo out there in Colorado, and what he said about what he said he thinks the epitaph for the American experiment will

eventually be when this country collapses in the face of real solutions to real problems that weren't that difficult to solve written on our stone will appear these words, according to Reverbo. The money was just too good. And so I thought about that with regard to Green Day. I don't think they saying don't want to be part of the MAGA agenda when they did American Idiot, but doing American Idiot was a thing in and of itself.

But as for why they wouldn't, well, the money was just too good. And speaking of money, there are some things I have to get off my chest about this last broadcast. One, the commercial sucked. Well, thank you. Oh, thank you, Matt, in San Francisco. Use kind, use smart, use important. It's what the maid said to the little white girl in the help.

Ouch. Thank you, Matt. But since, well, okay, I've already heard from two members of the Bay Area chapter of the Horn Family Community Congregation, Cynthia and Matt. And I just want to extend my personal thanks to the city by the Bay for the trans pride themed. I mean, I couldn't believe it when I saw it on the field. Thanks for the trans pride themed NFL logo for Super Bowl 60, right there on the 50-yard line in Levi's Stadium. No, really. I thought it was just a lovely...

I mean, I wonder, I'm surprised. Did anybody tell Nitwit Niro that that pink blue-white theme has a certain meaning? Because I'm pretty sure every trans person all over the country went, Ha, look, it's us. Oh, God, only in the Bay Area, you wonderful, wonderful, wonderful people. But, no, the ads, the ads stunk. And they mostly stunk because it seemed like, well, it seemed like 75% of the ads were either for an AI company or a betting part. so to speak.

And overall, the prevalence of, I know I'm going to sound like some sort of, I don't mean to sound like a Baptist minister. I don't ever want to sound like that way. Don't want to be an American idiot. But the constant barrage of ads imploring people to bet on how many birds were on the wire of the telephone poles somewhere 40 miles outside the stadium. were a bit much. Okay, they were entirely too much. There was 100% too many betting ads. Just like there were 100% too many AI ads, none of them were worth.

None of the AI ads were any goddamn good. I mean, when they finally got around to airing the Budweiser commercial, and I don't drink Budweiser, I don't like Budweiser. but I give credit where credits do because they always do great ads that tug at your heartstrings, and this was no different. It was beautiful, and it almost brought tears to my eyes, just, you know, not out of some sort of patriotic fervor. I mean, they nailed the symbology, watching the little, watching the little baby bald eagle chick grow up with the little baby. Little baby Clydesdale Colt.

It was beautiful. but it was also normal both a setting on a dryer and a city in Illinois but it was it was the closest thing to a regular ad there really was on offer and

I mean I haven't seen a bunch of coverage today of the ads in the Super Bowl and that's usually what dominates the day after Lee in New York says why the AI ads were not good probably because they were created by AI everything AI touches sucks um me asking did they tell nitwit Nero the meaning nitwit Nero does not know the meaning of a bruised hand

oh you're off and running to begin at the beginning of this week Lee um Micah says it was boring the game was boring the commercials were boring the halftime show was interesting that's about it well i will add to that As if we didn't already know, Chris Collinsworth is like drag queen level shady. Dude was throwing some shade at the players. While all at the same time trying to keep people tuned in, oh, they've got a chance. Oh, the Patriots still have a chance. The Patriots didn't have a chance when they were tying their shoelaces.

Please. But one of the things that transpired as the game went on, and I'm sitting there next to Victoria and puttering around in the kitchen and standing and watching the telescreen whatnot is the tickey-tacky stuff in the second half and the strange little calls out of the that really didn't need to be called and I'd look at Victoria and said Vegas did that. oh Vegas and you know Vegas isn't happy about the way the lines working out and there was just

there were weird little moments where you were like yeah because I don't trust anybody's integrity now that the NFL is so thoroughly in bed with the I guess we have to call it the gambling industry in days gone by we would have just said the mob. But no.

And the thing the thing that you know sort of tripped my paranoia wire at the very it came at the very beginning of the game.

And I'm curious to know if anybody else saw this. Did anybody pay attention to the coin toss? Because I did. And, you know, they can't use a

plane, they can't use a hundred year old silver dollar or anything like that. They got to have a fancy new commemorative coin. And so I guess they struck a coin, especially for the Super Bowl, that was supposedly a design created by Benjamin Franklin himself. And it had Lady Liberty on the obverse or the reverse. And, well, the heads portion was Ben Franklin in profile, I think.

and the ref seemed a little bit addled. And I say this by way of preface. When the coin toss was taking place, I was in no wise cerebrally altered. The raw ether and the acid hadn't kicked in yet. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was a little road weary. I drove in yesterday because I couldn't get on the road Saturday.

I'm in Parkersburg. Yeah. lovely lovely parkers but there's a nice tv here great resolution and when they came up to the coin toss the ref was confused he said lady liberty lady liberty the liberty the liberty side will be heads and then the side that would be heads would be tails and joe montana was standing there isn't honorary captain and he kind of made about a third of a football move trying to step forward and stuck his hands out and the ref kind of kiboshed him and offered the choice and the choice made was heads and he'd already showed that liberty was going to be the heads and the head was going

to be the tails and he flipped the coin the coin landed on the ground and it landed ben franklin side up, which he then declared was heads and that the coin toss had been correctly chosen. And my mind went back to, God, was it it? Now, we got any Stillers fans in the Horn family community congregation? Do you remember? Off the top of my head, I don't have it. But do you remember when the Stillers got screwed on a coin toss and went on to lose? I think it was a sudden death or something like that.

Anybody remember that? You know, in the long run, it didn't make any difference because, you know, New England couldn't generate any offense. And it was whatever it was. And I felt bad. I felt so damn bad for the Pat's quarterback because what is he 13? Has he started shaving? yet i mean i i i didn't think we let boys that young playful contact football never mind but i will be curious to see if anybody noticed the coin toss the way i did because well go back and view it again

maybe maybe i was just road weary or something but i stood there watching and i swear i saw what i just described i don't know but yeah look um And Micah said that the halftime show was interesting. And I thought the halftime show was fan-free fantastic. It was probably just purely in terms of production number the best they've ever done, which again tells me that the NFL was at least somewhat serious about sticking a finger in the maggot's eyes. and by God, oh, the butt hurt. I mean, I did get up to social media this morning,

and the maggots were hopping up and down and jumping and shrieking and screaming and doing, well, and flinging virtual poo through the bars of mostly that website that used to be, that platform that used to be known as Twitter. Well, yeah, that's probably true. Randy Radar says Pete Rose is spinning in his grave. Yeah, let's all gamble on sports. now. No judgment. I just liked it when it was not so nakedly capitalist. And then there was the one movie, the one ad for, I think it was like a 15 second ad for what, the new minions and

monsters was it, but told people to go to a website in order to watch the trailer. This, as opposed to simply playing the trailer as part of the, as an ad, because that would have cost the studio umpty-bigillion dollars. Good times. Oh, and by the way, Ralph says, uh, I'll offer a $25 challenge for the TP USA show having lower ratings than the puppy bowl. Ha! Who doesn't love the puppy bowl?

I mean. But, yeah, they, they, they, it got garbage ratings. And, of course, it should because it, it was headless. by a guy if you take his lyrics anywhere near seriously is every bit as much of a pedophile as his orange daddy and I'm talking about Robert Ritchie Bob whom maggots are somehow able to call kid rock without insisting that they that he use his birth name and and tormenting me by making me try to

badly pronounce Spanish Flavio says Etocete digue La Pulla Veldah What I'm telling you is the pure truth in Puerto Rican Spanish

Bad Bunny's halftime show was freaking fantastic I especially enjoyed the parade of all the flags of the Americas all maggots the maggots didn't that's on America and we don't have nothing but American flags here

and don't want to see that foreign Puerto Rican flag neither, God damn it. I mean, there was real genius in the staging. The sugar, the sugar canes were actually people in sugar cane costumes. Holy crap. And of course, parrot head that I am, when I saw the sugar cane portion of the extravaganza, I immediately thought back to Jimmy Buffett.

A song called Havana Daydreaming. Daddy chopped that sugar cane till one day he fell dead. Jesus had a wandering feeling just swimming around in his head. Of course, Anglo-Northi Americanos never think for a minute about the sweat and the labor that goes into something like just being able to go and buy a five-pound bag of sugar at the grocery store. or well as general smedley butler found out just how much violence goes into the production of and and export of bananas in central america there was a real live wedding because i i looked at victoria i said who's a bride there's a groom is it i think this is a real wedding and it apparently it turned out that wasn't a real live wedding

lady gaga making a a cameo appearance to where she has West Virginia roots and I'm always proud of her but it was it was one and at one point I looked at Victoria and said

this music is there is there going to be a cameo by Carlos Santana as well especially when the percussion section got going real good because it sounded very much like the that begins the Santana song Djingo. But no, no, no, no, there was no Santana, and he's problematic now, having said some nasty

shit from the stage a couple of years ago. But no, we got Ricky Martin instead. It was good. I mean, the production quality, did I watch it because the maggots had thrown such a fit? yes, I'm that shallow. I'm that vapid. And spiteful, too. Did we even go and check out as if we could have found it if we wanted to? The pedophile half-time show put on by Toilet Paper USA, the Christian organization that platformed a guy who sang about among other things, sexually assaulting a woman on a plane in the presence of Bill Clinton. And more importantly, saying, we use the term loosely here, about preferring underage girls for his sexual activities, as well as publicly complaining about having to wait until the Olson twins came of age before he could creep on them. Yeah.

keep doing you toilet paper USA God, they're disgusting Maga half-time show ratings Leah in New York says But how does it compare to that recent disease movie Melanoma? Oh, just pile them up outside the door the Ramalama ding-dongs.

I'm sure there's some sort of cold storage there that used to have furs or something in New York and you probably put them all there and just save them for later, Lee. The recent disease movie, the viewers of it could probably fill a small high school gymnasium in Indiana. That'll probably piss off Dave in the Blind. Or maybe draw his agreement. But Micah is, I mean, I don't know.

I don't know that the game was dull. I like a defensive contest. offense for the fans defense for the win and that poor little 12 year old boy in the pat's offense just didn't have a solution to the Seahawks

monstrous defense of course it may all just be a matter of what Vegas wanted maybe maybe they looked at the 12 year old quarterback for the Pat's and said son of you want to ever

get old enough to actually grow a beard. You might want to throw this here game. Nah, the pets never had a chance. But that's all, that's all, that's neither here nor there. Oh, and Pedro Pascal, Micah says, don't forget him. He was a Dainson. Yes, he was. It was just cool all the way around.

And I actually saw a time lapse video of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, staging of it and all the stuff being moved around. It was like, damn, that's right up there with the Normandy invasion. And the flyover by the jet, by the military jet, I always get kind of, eh, when I see that because as Americans, we see that thing fly over and go, yeah, USA, USA. But, and I think I've mentioned this in the past every now and then when we're getting, getting ready to go and bomb some brown people. They'll apparently train by flying up the new river and Gawley River gorges.

It's very video game-like, the geography there and the topography. But they're already past you when the noise hits. And I can't help thinking, you know, as I said, as Americans, we go, yeah fuck yeah um but if you're a a brown person in in in an underdeveloped portion of the world half a world away that sound may that sound probably means that somebody you cared about just got killed or a lot of people you care about just got killed you know just because they happened to be there not because they were Hamas or ISIS or you know whoever the flavor of the month that we hate is.

Ugh. You get the idea. What sounds like gloried on one end sounds like doom and devastation on the other. God, you're such a buzzkill, Roxanne. Can't you just enjoy a military jet loaded

with enough weapons to kill a thousand people in a second? Can't you just celebrate that as an American? Well, and I was there too. not there there but Flavio says I wanted the Seahawks to win everybody knows the maggots favor the Patriots I mean that's kind of maybe sort of but the Patriots are smack dab in the middle of some of the bluest part of the country there is you know New Hampshire notwithstanding

Roder says what the hell every pilot has to practice a certain number of hours every month we may as well get to watch and it's our, yeah, it's our jet fuel, right? Right. But for me, as I explained on Friday, it was the ownership of the Seahawks that pushed me over to them as compared to the Uber-Maggot Robert Kraft, who owns the Pats. And I find it interesting that the Seahawks are owned by a consortium set up in the will of the former owner.

his widow runs the consortium, but it'll eventually, the Seahawks will eventually be sold. But right now, they're sort of owned by committee, and that committee does a whole lot of good work, things that maggots would never do. But the rest of the world was busy elsewhere while all this went on. I'm sure things happened in the Olympics. I have no idea. Probably won't watch a second of them. But here's a fun one. Because it is, in fact, you know, more in Monday.

People of the land, simple farmers, the common clay of the New West. You know, morons. When last we saw Jake Paul, he was getting. the living shit beaten out of him in a boxing ring by someone who really is a fighter. But he decided to get all butt hurt over Bad Bunny. I'm surprised he still has a brain cell left with which to tell his body to type something. He actually had the nerve to call Bad Bunny a fake American citizen. Well, that's a maggot for you.

And then people shit all over him. And Jake Paul desperately needs a fan base because he doesn't actually have any real talent. And so this morning found Jake Paul, who started out as some sort of meaningless YouTuber and then decided he was going to be a boxer. and when last scene was, what, face down on the canvas, about a little less than two hours before kickoff, Jake Paul, who was feeling all butt hurt, said, turn off this halftime, a fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

He got so bad that he got a community note on that platform formerly known as Twitter that pointed out that Puerto Ricans have been American citizens since 1917. That would be 109 years for anybody keeping score. But what makes it even funnier is the fact that Jake Paul actually lives in Puerto Rico. Mm-hmm. Last night he said, It was the halftime show was absolutely terrible. And then, of course, being a maggot, he couldn't simply say, hey, I fucked up. I'm sorry. The problem of my tweet is the word fake being misinterpretated.

People didn't understand what fake meant. You know, 10 years of having nitwit Nero barking and grunting and wheezing and squealing, fake news, fake news. and the American people don't know what fake means? He's not a fake citizen, obviously. He's Puerto Rican, and I love Puerto Rico, and all Americans who support the country. More so, Bunny is fake because of his values and criticism of our great country. To clarify, I wasn't calling anyone a fake citizen because they're from Puerto Rico.

I live in Puerto Rico, yeah. But if you're publicly criticizing ICE who are doing their job and openly hating on America, Missplaced modifier there, Jakey. Because ICE are doing their job and openly hating on America. Oops, goddess of irony. I'm going to speak on it, period. That's the same reason I called out Hunter Hess. If you benefit from a country and the platform it gives you,

but publicly disrespect it at the same time, that's what I mean by being a fake citizen. And I agree love is more powerful than hate. Love America. Well, hopefully he'll get back in the ring. maybe somebody will knock his brains back into place or something. Nah, he's always been a dick. His brother, who is a wrestling star, you know, one of those guys who menses around in the ring

and a little tight pair of lycra panties for the adulation of little boys, he said, oh, I love my brother, but I don't agree with this. Puerto Ricans are Americans, and I'm happy they were given the opportunity to showcase the talent it comes from the island. And then by about 10 o'clock this morning, Jake Paul was in freefall. Guys, I love that, Bunny. I don't know what happened on my Twitter last night.

What fuck? Well, what happened on Twitter is people found out what a piece of shit you are, Jake. Okay, noting Jake, Jake Paul, another example. Brain damage causes conservatism. Don't call it conservatism, sis. Brain damage causes MAGA.

there we are oh and uh since uh since uh lee has already mentioned the melanoma movie melanoma me fuck get green card um mikey weinstein at the military religious freedom foundation is sounding the alarm they do such good work at the m r f f and apparently people have been members of the military have been reaching out to Mikey and telling him that, well, here's what he said. People are scared. Military members were pressured to see the melanoma movie. Your military superior, that's not your shift manager at Taco Bell or Starbucks. They have complete and total control over you.

And one member of the military sent a letter to Mikey Weinstein that a journalist by the name of Jonathan Larson saw. and it read nobody that I know wanted to go except for those that did not want to get jacked up by our unit commander for not attending because what it boils down to is the maggot brass you know the people who uh well have more allegiance to nitwit nero than the constitution to which they swore allegiance and align themselves with the creeps that uh you know in the office of whiskey peat keg breath were ordering their subordinates to dig deep into their pockets and go and give the only woman the only first lady this country has ever had who removed her clothing for the gratification of total strangers in exchange for money their money Weinstein went on to say that he's gotten letters from members of the U.S. military at eight facilities all

around the world, saying that they were pressured to go and see this unwatchable, Jesus, God, the horrible attempt at filmmaking directed by a, well, another sexual abuser, you know, where Ratner. And I don't know if anyone beyond Fox or Newsmuck has given this horrible waste of pixels, any kind of a decent review. It is almost universally being panned. But it turns out the unit commander who was, one of the unit commanders who was ordering people to go and see this excreable piece of, well, attempted filmmaking, is known to wear maggot hats from time to time and made it very clear how he feels about anybody who does not support. the maggot agenda.

And in fact, he made seeing melanoma one of the three unit activity events that oath sworn members of the military have to do every month. According to the letter, he advised our unit members and their families to join him and his wife and children for a showing of that new... Children? They'd take children to that? For a showing of that new documentary called Melania at an off-based movie theater when he said advised we know what that meant we feel helpless to try to fight against

what he's doing here Weinstein for his part told the daily beast it tears it tears down unit cohesion it's like injecting cancer into the body of the military unit yeah if we're going to work within the metaphor of nitwit nero's world it's like uh i don't know given the unit some really bad crank. I wonder if Amazon's prices will go up based on the... No, no, they're just laying off a shit ton of people. Shitcan people. Bezos shit can people at the Washington Post.

He shitcan people at their grocery chain. And they're hemorrhaging about $6.5 billion because of their orange... Jeff Bezos's orange gods. tariffs on Jania. Ah, this country. I weep. And like I said,

life went on outside of the Super Bowl. Ah, Jesus, this is repulsive. If there is as if we needed a sign of just how awful they are, well,

according to Scripts news, Krusty the nasty Nazi Nome and her boss, Stephen Mayanays Man Miller, and of course her chief of staff, Corey Lewandowski

have ordered that little five-year-old Liam Ramos and his daddy be fast-tracked for deportation. The family are asylum seekers from Ecuador, but the woman

whose initials spell clan. She wants the little five-year-old with his little blue bunny hat and his little Spider-Man backpack, same age as my grandson. Well, they got their ass handed to him and little Liam and his daddy were released from the concentration camp

down in Texas. And so now the goons are demanding that deportation proceedings be expedited in the asylum case. Speaking to Scripps News, Philip Schrag, Delaney Family Professor of Public Interest Law at Georgetown University, said, this is just part of a much larger picture, you know, in which the Trump administration is doing everything it possibly can to quickly detain and deport as many migrants as possible. even migrants who like this family have a pending asylum case so this family is legally in the united

states because they have pending asylum case and they should not be deported until the case is resolved i'll take it a step further they should not be deported they're good people america is better with them in it than without them plain and simple meanwhile the attorney for the ramel ramos family said they're jumping through all the hoops. They're going through all the established protocols. They never should have been detained in the first place. And they said this is not

common, and in fact it is retaliatory. Well, hopefully a judge will make that finding as well. They had a hearing schedule for Friday. The lawyers have asked for a continuance to give them time to more adequately defend their client. But God,

how gross. Hmm, what else? It's more in Monday after all. I guess I would be remiss if I didn't note that Nitt went Nero through a tizzy, probably a crank-fueled tizzy over the halftime show. Funny, he was watching the halftime show instead of watching his buddy Bob Richie over on the pedophile halftime show. The Super Bowl halftime show is absolutely terrible, one of the worst ever. It makes no sense is in the front of the greatness of America and doesn't represent our standards of success, creativity, or excellent.

Oh, shut up, Grandpa. And go take your crank. Success? Bad Bunny's one of the most successful performers on earth. Creativity. Sugar cane costumes? Really? I mean, there needs to be an award for whoever designed those. Or accidents.

What? Bill and Ted weren't there, so it wasn't excellent? That's unfair. Be excellent to each other. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying. The people who speak Spanish, dude, dumbass. And me, who has just barely studied Spanish at all, I was picking out a word here and there. I heard croissant somewhere, and I heard. What I knew it had to be a disjunctive statement because I heard Barrow. And the dancing is disgusting.

Especially for the young children that are watching from throughout the USA and all over the world. I sure would like to see those little children dancing that way. I remember when Jeffrey and I used to do that. Oh, I added that part. This show, which is just a slap in the face to our country, which is setting new standards and records every day. including the best stock market in 401ks in history. There's nothing inspirational about this massive a halftime show and watch.

It'll get great reviews from the fake news media. Well, Nitwet Nero. Ask your buddy Jake Paul. He doesn't even know what fake means. You might want to school him. Because they haven't got a clue of what's going on in the real world. Oh, we've got a clue. We've got a clue, you poisonous pedophile.

little five-year-old boys are being kidnapped by your creepy fascist ice goons. And you know who, hey, I read all this here. No one has any idea what they're saying. You know who does? Your CBP goons that got set up from the Rio Grande Valley to torment people in Minnesota. They understood every word, and they probably loved it. And by the way, the netherly. should immediately replace its ridiculous new kickoff rule.

Make America great again, President Gagne Trump. Ah. Okay, I hate to give ground. But the kickoff, the kickoffs are kind of stupid now. I understand why. But, no, really, they are. But being slapped in the face because the halftime show wasn't white enough? Or Anglo enough?

Oh. on the day it finally happens. Oh, and meanwhile, over at the Washington Post, the guy who, a little over a year ago, signed off on the Post not doing what any decent journalism outfit would do, namely endorsing Kamala Harris, Will Lewis, who was nominally the publisher and CEO, had to go and do his hair. Or the dog ate his pass key or his mother called him from the grave or something. He's quit. Because having done Jeff Bezos's dirty work and laying off a third of the staff of the Washington Post, and that includes 300 or so real live, no kidding, journalists.

Well, Matt, Matt Lewis is scompered. He scompered off. Brave Sir Lewis ran away. No. Bravely ran away away. I didn't. After two years of transformation at the Washington Post, now is the right time for me to step aside. I want to thank Jeff Bezos for his support and leadership throughout my tenure as CEO and publisher.

The institution could not have a better owner. See, I'd really like to have it. another job. So I'm not going to shit on Jeff Bezos. Okay. Okay. And, well, the journalists that's supposed to still have a job were quite happy to see the back of Will Lewis. He went on in his farewell address to say, during my tenure, difficult decisions have been taken in order to ensure the sustainable future of the post so it can for many years ahead publish high quality nonpartisan

news to millions of customers each day. Oh shit, we lost another 10,000 just now, didn't we? Fuck. And so instead, the guy who most recently ran Tumblr, no, really, that social

media site is going to be CEO effective immediately of the Washington Post. I'm honored to take the helm his acting publisher and CEO to lead us into a sustainable, successful future with the strength of our journalism as our North Star. The Post has an essential journalistic mission. Well, you kind of abandoned that when you hung your entire worldwide global bureau chiefs out to dry. And an extraordinary opportunity. Each and every day our readers give us a roadmap to success. The data tells us what

is valuable and where to focus. We're going to lead the post into an exciting and thriving next chapter of pure propaganda and we'll make North Korea blush. Oh, I added that part. Yeah. And Lewis, for his part,

apparently wrote the resignation note from a secure undisclosed location because nobody'd seen him in the building since the bloodletting of last week. All, but he did show up Thursday at a on the red carpet at a pre-super bowl event in San Francisco.

That went over like a turd and a punch bowl, too. But then there's the union take on all of this. The Washington Post Guild, the union that represents many of the folks in the newsroom, said, Will Lewis's exit is long overdue. His legacy will be the attempted destruction of a great American journalism institution. But it's not too late to save the post, Jeff Bezos, must immediately rescind these layoffs or sell the paper to someone. willing to invest in its future.

Yeah, but he can't do that either because that'll make Daddy mad. As to the halftime show, Billable Rick says, I called the Toilet Paper USA Halftime Show the White People's Halftime Show, because that's what it was. Where in the hell was the white people's halftime show shown on TV? I couldn't tell you. I couldn't have found it with a scanning electron microscope. I wonder, did, did, uh,

Bob Richie, did he sing his fun song about pedophilia? Because as far as I could tell, he brayed about what a Christian he is. Mm-hmm. Right. Re, halftime show, Brother Deacon Asa says, I don't know why they're so upset. Dr. Dre's halftime show a few years ago had at least triple the average melanin density of yesterday's halftime show. This means the halftime shows are getting whiter over the year. Here's why all the cat are walling.

Yeah, sure. Brother Deaconesa, I'm going to need your recording, please. This is my first day back working up in Parkersburg, and your humble hostas forgot to hit the record button. Sorry, I am recording now, but none of this will make any sense. Otherwise, please tell me your recording is recording. I hate those little blonde moments. And from Cynthia, on the day it finally happens,

I'm going to have to buy a better bottle of champagne. Just champagne? Yeah, but champagne. Maybe some cordon rouge, perhaps. Some crystal? Oh, and then, well, we talked on Friday about how officials asked the fans in the stadium there at in Milan at the Olympics to please not boo j d vance i mentioned north korean style state run media this is a classic example when the american team walked in in their sort of beige non-descript

togs the stadium was kind of meh but then when uh jimmy dick bowman or J.D. Vance and the Ushah showed up on the screen, the entire stadium erupted in booze. You could go so far as to say that they booed the Jady egg and his beard lustily. But nonetheless, the Ushah just stood there, grinning her, smiling her vapid smile. Maybe she's taking vapid smile lessons from melanoma. Who knows? I really don't care, do you? But here's the thing.

Captive Media. The minute, the instant that the booing started, well, other broadcast outlets around the world didn't. But NBC muted the booze. B-O-O-O-S, not B-O-O-Z-E. Because we can't have the citizens of the greatest country in the history of the world on earth now today forever in the universe under god amen here and there dear second in command the man who's a heartbeat away from one too many adderalls for daddy

being booed by an entire stadium full of people from around the world but it was obvious from the feeds of other countries including the cbc yeah uh the guardian describes it thusly as speed skater Aaron Jackson led Team USA into the Sancero Stadium. She was greeted by cheers, but when the TV cameras cut to Vance and his wife, Usha, there were booze, jeers, and a smattering of applause from the crowd. The reaction was shown on Canadian broadcaster CBC's feed, with one commenters saying, there's the vice president, J.D. Vance and his wife, Usha. Oops, those are not, those are a lot of booze for him.

Whistling, jeering, some applause. they threw in the sum of applause part as a sop, I suppose. Sean Engel of the Guardian also verified the booze. USA Today's Christine Brennan did so too. But there was NBC doing the dirty work for the Maggot White House. And this wasn't a first, of course not. back in September at the U.S. Open. The

USGA asked broadcasters not to let viewers hear the crowd response when nitwit Niro was on camera because he attended the golf match. We ask all broadcasters to refrain from showing any disruptions or reactions in response to the president's attendance

in any capacity. Again, journalism. dying art the president's attendance in any capacity does that mean was what was the USAGA

acknowledging that nitwit Nero himself might be of limited capacity hey but it wasn't it wasn't just the JD Ag that got the shit booed out of him got his beard booed too

but like I said Usha just stood there smiling that vapid And I'm a smile. But when the four Israeli athletes walked into the stadium, they got a lusty dosing of booze as well. And, well, I'm sure that somewhere Jonathan Greenblatt or whatever is calling everyone who booed the Israelis, you know, anti-Semites or whatever. When, in fact, it may just be people who really hate genocide. Crazy, I know.

message for you, Bill A Bull, coming from the Brother Deacon. The White People's Halftime show was on YouTube. I watched it. Bob was jumping around the stage in his shorts with no top like a snake in a microwave. It was fun. Is that what, was he jumping around, Brother Deacon, in that fashion referred to by Governor Tim Walls of Minnesota, back describing Leon Scum as jumping around like a little dip shit.

Thank you. P.S. I has recording O'Day's stream. I is ever so happy. Thank you. I feel ever so much better now. Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde. Oh, and again, because it's more in Monday. Jesus, like I need to say that.

You can feel it in your bones, can't you? But because it's more in Monday, let's pop by and say hello to Dr. Oz, you know, the cruditase guy. Well, measles is spiraling out of control in the United States, and suddenly Dr. Oz has said, hey, maybe get the vaccine? Because last week in the Washington, or the Wall Street Journal, the CDC print. principal deputy director, a maggot chud by the name of Ralph Abraham, tried to divert anything resembling responsibility from the CDC.

Ralphie said that, us having a measles outbreak, isn't the fault of America? America's great again, y'all. Other countries are having measles outbreaks, too. But see, here's the problem. back in the early aughts measles was declared eliminated in the United States you know because we vaccinated

children but nonetheless Ralph Abraham who probably couldn't put a band-aid on somebody without putting them in the ICU so framing measles as an American policy failure is inaccurate and misleading

I mean last year the first year of Nitwit Niro the second term nitwit Niro, Part D, the Trump administration, number two. Just last year, we had 2,220 cases in the U.S., and that was the most cases we'd had in a single year in the last 30. Since 1996, how about that? But, you know, as we noted on the program last week,

the new epicenter of measles as down there in the local country of South Carolina istan and three people have died of measles since 2025 hundreds of people

have been hospitalized but meanwhile there's whalehead dead bear brainworm lamprey out there eating his I don't know fermented

whaling meat, fermented dog. I know. There went dinner in the Central Standard Times Zone. Abraham had the

actual temerity in his little screed in the Wall Street Journal. What's wrong with you people letting him publish

things in the wall? Well, you're the oh, rupee. Under whale head dead bear brain worm lamprey, the new 90 states

of America is set in a global standard for public health. Jesus. Well, it'll get worse before it gets better. No doubt about that. Oh, and what is it?

Eight children have died of the flu so far this year? Yeah, because we're not fond of the flu vaccine anymore either, apparently. Jesus. The stupidification of the United States of America is a heartbreaking thing to behold. One second. Oh, what else? Where else? well over the weekend

oh what's that uh steve in new york oh it's the ten dollar Steve in Steve almost in Columbus challenge yay Steve you mean to tell me

that you're a scant hour and a half drive from me right now enjoy your enjoy your stay can't wait till you're there permanently there will be lunch so there's a $10 challenge

on the table to go with Ralps's $25 challenge taken together the two of which would knock down well it would get us down to 1,300 we'll just say it would get us down to 1225

there yes that would be perfect so well we're a goose egg so far it would be great if we weren't a goose egg for the whole program. Thanks, Steve, and God it's cold.

I know, is it colder than New York where you are? Or is it colder there than New York was? I took Victoria to work earlier this afternoon and then stopped and there's not any of that highfalutin snow melt left, but I did get some water softener salt and put it around in front of the house because there's a little, There's a very small, slick glacier, right in front of Victoria's door. And it's been, it's been, it's been,

it's been given me the horrors every time we go in or out. And the temperatures have risen to the point of salt being able to work again. Let's see. Hey, the overnight low is only down to 24 tonight. That means salt will keep working through the evening. And, uh, may even get some. rain. I don't see it, but yeah. Yeah, we're going to get up to 52 tomorrow.

And then 37, 34, 39, 45, Omaha, and toward the beginning of next week, the overnight lows are actually above freezing. That's going to be wonderful. Well, we have some Gislane Maxwell news. by the way, I should note this is a conversation radio program. If anybody would like to jump in and converse, you're more than welcome so to do. The stress line is 844-843-46-76-8-44 The Horn.

You can also get in on the Discord channel to the Old Holler Tree. If you're already an admitted member there, please feel free to do so. A little bit of a tech note about Discord. I don't know if we're going to have to look for a new home for the old holler tree, but I'm not at all happy with Discord's recent behavior. Discord is now going to require ID verification for anyone using it, and given the fact that Discord already has a whopping big problem with having had their user list hacked 70,000 or so people's identifiable.

information now having gone out to the dark web. I don't know how I feel about that. No, I do know how I feel about that. I hate it. It sucks. And they will not be getting my ID verification. I don't care how many times they say, it's for the children.

And they want to start marking discards as NSFW or NSFC. Well, you can do that without having the identifying information of every one of your members. it ain't that complicated. But anyway, for the time being, if you want to jump in and converse via the old holler tree, you're welcome so to do. In fact, I just plugged the old holler tree into the board, so we can take a call there.

Oh, by the way, back to Kid Rock for a minute. A Detroiter posted, Kid Rock has always been a joke to Detroiters. He's the shit boomers blast on their pontoon boats in Oakland Township in hopes of being able to tell a 20-year-old about their second divorce. Elle, ow, ow, hell, yell, ow. That's gross. Oh, and by the way, Lee said,

Rimshot, please, for having a backup stream of tonight's podcast. It deserves it. Mm-hmm. and thanks for thinking ahead and contemplating the possibility that your humble hostess would probably screw something up on her first night working back with this rig uh that micah as to the kid rock quip said it may be gross but it's not inaccurate no but um what i was going to reference is that Thomas Massey and Roecona have said that they're willing to go nuclear and read unredacted Epstein emails into the record in order to expose

the names of redacted individuals, not victims, but the people who were corresponding with Jeffrey Epstein about wanting to participate in the sex trafficking of little children. I hope they do. It's about damn time. and just because what is this the hissy of the day the tantrum of the day nitwit Niro says that he wants the United States to own half of a new Canadian bridge the bridge was of course approved three years before he even got into politics we're talking about the Gordy Howe International Bridge

scheduled to open this year connecting Michigan to Ontario it was approved under President Obama in 2013 that's not really before he entered politics though remember he actually ran in 2012 and that was during the heyday of his birtherism the bridge will have a pedestrian and cycling path and will connect I-75 to Canada's Highway 401.

And so in his tizzy, this brain-damaged old addled crankhead said, As everyone knows, the country of Canada has treated the United States barely unfairly for decades. Now things are turning around for the USA and fast. But imagine Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side, and of course built with virtually no U.S. content. Or U.S. money. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver

so they could get around the Buy American Act and not use any American products, including our steel. Now the Canadian government expects me as President of the United States to permit them to just take it. advantage of America, you stupid, petulant, childish, brain-damaged, fuck. You don't have a say in the matter. But then again, the Supreme Court, our most puissant dread sovereign, Supreme Catholic majesties are probably sitting there going, we're going to give him one.

But he wasn't done and said, I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully competent. What are you going to do? Stay in the middle of traffic? Please do. compensated for everything we've given them and also importantly Canada treats the United States with the fairness and respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations immediately. With all that we have given them, we should own perhaps at least one half of this asset.

The revenues generated because of the U.S. market will be astronomical. He wants half a bridge, says Lee in New York. He defunded a congressionally approved tunnel project under the Hudson River between New York and New Jersey. Lee, parenthetically, in New York City. So Lee knows of which he speaks. On the day it finally happens, I will wear my red dress. Why do I feel like this is the setup to some Warner Brothers cartoon with a toll booth and a roadrunner and nitwit Nero as the coyote? Why do you, coyote?

Super genius. I bet when he was a kid, and it went Nero watch those cartoons and thought, I want to be like the coyote. I want some of those acne rocket skates. Wouldn't be cool to have some of those earthquake pills? Daddy?

Oh, the stupid. It hurts as us. And just because it's fun, oh, I don't know that it's fun. But, no, earlier this morning on my 4th, or filthy morning habits. What the hell?

That's not supposed to be that. Why is that coming through the... Why is that coming through the computer speaker? That makes me unhappy. I do not want the real tech audio. Well, damn it. Okay, well, let's go to the stress line. See who we've got there,

and I'll see if I can get this tech problem sorted during the conversation. Hey, welcome to the program. Hello? Is this going to be a problem too? Come on. You're into the board. I don't know who's there.

Stand by. Ah, no. They hung up. That explains it. Okay, this is going to be a pain in the took us until such time as I get the problem sorted out with the audio here. Let's try this again. Hey, you're on the air.

Can you hear me? That's apparently enough. Oh, there we go. I think I've got that part of it sorted out. Let's see if I do. A piece from Matt Lewis over at my former filthy morning habit. Apparently about the 287 program in which ICE is buying up police forces. Huh?

Anything? Are we muted? No, we're not. muted god damn it oh that's annoying so no phone i wonder if uh i wonder if the i wonder if the i wonder if the discord works all right we'll try again hello yeah okay oh my god thank you it works yay hey raxan hey dave i've got a question okay i was dancing at the halftime last night. I had a really good time.

I don't understand much Spanish, but I was rocking it out in the chair. Well, you know, to get all-American band stand on you, it had a great beat, and you could dance to it. Absolutely. May Dick Clark forgive us for all our jokes. But I'm wondering, there's another bunny, I think, needs to be consulted on the performance.

Yes. Of course, I'm referring to that Oscar-winning rabbit. Bugs Bunny, yes. And I believe that the Oscar-winning rabbit, Mr. B. Bunny, not bad, but okay, would be proud of that performance. I mean, let's face it. There were costumes. There were set. There was a party atmosphere.

I think bugs were. would be proud. And since Mitt Whitnero has been compared on this program to YOE Coyote, I think there needs to be an apology to Mr.

Coyote. Because compared to Mitt Witt Nero, he is a super genius. In this case, I tend to agree. Oh, girl, what can I say? When we get out of this, we don't have horror stories that are great grandkids will be like,

yeah, that didn't happen. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's happening before our very eyes now. Yeah. You know. ICE is only getting the worst of the worst out of America and making America safer and greater and wider. Oops, I'd love it. I said the quiet part out loud.

Well, okay. So you're telling me that a five-year-old little boy is the worst. of the worst of the worst, ma'am? What did that five-year-old do? Did he steal a lollipop? Did he? No, let's ask some real-world questions. Did he accept a $50,000 bribe like Tom Manho?

I'd call that a five-year-old entrepreneur. Did he sexually traffic other five-year-olds? No, no. But I had a conversation with my friend Jerry the other day. I finally got a hold of him and had a fairly decent conversation except when he was trying to convince me to move back to Muncie. He's like, I know you're a liberal and you don't agree with your father on politics, but I'm a Trump supporter.

I almost asked the obvious question, Roxanne. Almost. And see if I'm out of line on this. But if somebody claims to be a Trump supporter, does that mean they physically get next to knit with Nero's junk and protect him from all harm? I mean, I know what athletic supporters do. And, well, he played football with bone spurs. So if Jerry is actually an athletic supporter, I almost asked him, do you snuggle up next to his crotch?

That way you protect him from all harm? But I didn't. You know what? I'm proud of you. I'm going to give you a rim shot just for the restraint. I was going to say, you know, I don't know if I would be able to restrain myself. He actually said that in my presence, but I would definitely say that the next time somebody goes, well, I'm a Trump supporter.

I am going to make fun of them. The opposite question is, or did he grab himself by himself because he could and nobody was there to question him? Oh, who, ooh, oh. Hey, I'm only miscording him. I understand. I understand. But still. As far as

I think the Epstein victims writ large, and I would include Melania in that because after all, she hooked him up with Donnie. I mean, he refers to Barron as Melania's kid. Mm-hmm.

You know, and this is a guy who's never taken responsibility for a goddamn thing in his life. And he wins so much in court. If Donald Trump threatened to take me to court for some civil matter, I look over with my attorney and go, go ahead and pad the bill. Go ahead. Think about this case 24-7, 365, for all I care. Because when you stack up all those billable hours, when he loses, then you get the fun time of trying to collect your fee from him.

I good times oh by the way I want to take you back to your bugs bunny reference for a second because you uh mm-hmm uh you're mentioned got me thinking about long-haired hair which features the is that where he did his is that where he did his carma Miranda oh no no no no no there's no there's no there's no dragon this one. He's just mere, Bugs is just merely sitting on a hillside playing his banjo while

an opera baritone warms up in the valley below. Oh, oh yeah. And the opera, the baritone in question being Giovanni Jones, who comes up, snaps the string

off Bugs' banjo and smashes the banjo body over Bugs' head, you know, like an Elizabethan rough collar, to which bug replies, Hmm, music hater, and then proceeds to torment the living daylights out of Giovanni Jones. Well, see, I think that where as bad bunny is continuing in the bunny family tradition, I think he might be like a great nephew of bugs or something. Yeah.

because I haven't seen anybody get so irritated since since bug slapped Elmer Fudd around for a while, you know, the vegetarian hunter. Yes. And from Cynthia, I got an idea. Tell him how awesome it would be for him to bungee jump off that new bridge. And don't worry, it'll be safe. We'll tie the other end of the bungee cord to melanoma.

Well, you know what, Roxanne, I think they ought to do. What's that? They ought to put them in an 11 by 6 room, concrete, reinforced, and put Melania and Donald in the same room for 24 hours. They're not given any weapons. They're only given food trays. at regular animals and any medications that they might need. Now, if this sounds like incarceration, it's only a social experiment, not an incarceration.

I want to make sure that I'm quite clear on that. But you locked them in the room for 24 hours, and I guarantee you she will walk out of that room alive. Donald will die of a heart attack. Just a heart attack? well she's going to whisper in his ear Donnie I know where all the bodies are buried then he's going to stroke out okay well you just

you just got a note from Gino hey Gino I'm pretty hard to gross out Gino says but thinking of snuggling up to the orange ones Johnson is about the most disgusting thing I can imagine Dave has outdone himself and that's bad yeah Gino you don't want to you don't want to

You don't want to see, Gino, what the poor little llama is doing right now. She's got her hoof so far down her throat that she's tickling her pancreas. Oh, well, I apologize. Miss Flama, please forget me. I did not. I was not thinking, but you have to admit, the idea of Donnie being tormented until he has a heart attack. attack is a fun one. No, but

I mean, these guys are nothing but cult members. I realize that they, you know, no matter what this son of a bitch does or says or claims to be able to do and

need I remind you all that my friend Jerry is an attorney but there's not a damn thing he'll say against all I mean, Jerry's a fairly wealthy man that might have something to do with it, but he's not qualified as a supporter of the sex pest adjudicated. And, you know, I should look over at him and go, well, then if he is he is, if he is, such a wonderful person, why don't you vote for him for a third term, knowing that if he says

yes, I'll know that he made it through law school in his entire career, never having even glanced at the United States Constitution. So, I mean, I understand. It's just a thin read now. Yeah, fairly even a veneer. But what you said a moment ago is, I mean, I've got an example of it, right here in real time. So there was a, there was a story in the daily wire, sketchy, but they got the basics right. A teenager was smuggled into the United States in January. It happened because a, a, an adjudicated sex offender named Douglas Price of Alaska paid someone to smuggle the child in, a little girl, and put her into his care.

Ooh, was this guy on the registry? Well, they arrested him for it, and he was already a sex offender. Now, here's the thing, there's a timeline, and kind of got to pay attention here. Okay. The child crossed the border on the 16th day of January, 2026. That would be 24 days ago. That would be... Well, the Niro administration was administering the border.

Correct. Okay. The suspect in question, the aforementioned Douglas Price, was charged on January 29th, 2026. That would have been a Thursday. He was arrested on Sunday the first day of February. Again, 2026. A mere eight days ago. Yeah. Now here's the thing. As you noted correctly, every single date is while, well, the child entered the United States, was smuggled into the United States from Honduras, four days short of one year into the Trump and Mal administration, part number two. When the story came out, here are the exact words of hairless Heydrick, you know, mayonnaise mouth Miller.

the Biden administration facilitated mass child sex trafficking under Biden, ICE is now shutting it down and saving countless lives. Huh? Joe Biden was not the president of the United States when this little girl was trafficked into the United States on January the 16th, 2026, but facts don't matter. And they'll probably lock up the little girl and not bothered trying to get her back to her family in Honduras. So,

but I mean, here's the full background. A registered sex offender paid smugglers to bring a child across the border from Honduras and was luckily stopped from taking the young girl into his care. Thanks to Trump's crackdown on the sponsorship program for unaccompanied

alien children. According to court docs, the child who made the journey with her mother but was separated before crossing was rescued before she ended up in the hands of an Alaska man. and Douglas Price, a registered sex offender who has a rap sheet. Price paid roughly $5,000 to fund the mother and daughter's dangerous journey to the border through payments from his business, Black Bear Construction.

He allegedly sent the funds to a phone number provided by the smugglers. Price also sent photos of himself to the mother and inquired about her daughter's status. Jesus Christ, this is so gross. And, of course, he's the typical shavened. headed, bearded magachud. Suffering from advanced gunmatch disease and probably a flaccid member of the Republican Party. And apparently he's from Chugiac, Alaska, 99567. It's pronounced Kujaq.

Okay, Kujack. He sent the money to one Carlos Palma, enrolled. as Carlos Gonzales Palma from Black Bear underscore 9889 confirmation number the money will be available in Carlos Palma's account

typically in minutes the child was trafficked into the United States on nitwit Nero's watch but mayonnaise mouth Miller Miller says that it's Joe Biden's fault. We clear here?

Because nothing can be it was narrow's fault he's god don't you know god can make no mistakes raxan didn't your baptist training take you anything oh i know but the funny part is he was apparently i don't know if his thumbs slipped because there was mayonnaise all over them but he's under biden ice is now shutting it down and saving countless lives so biden won the election Biden's the president Trump, belulia. Biden is still president?

Apparently. Joe, we hardly knew you. Oh, Jesus is disgusting. Oh, and by the way, back to Bugs Bunny and the coyote more particularly. Sylvie notes, the first church of the Holy Roadrunner, established 1976,

the first church of the Holy Roadrunner seeks to explore the relationship between humanity and the establishment that President Dwight Eisenhower warned us about the industrial military complex here and after referred to as the aligned commercial military

establishment or Acme. Of course. The promulgates of rocket-powered roller skates and everything out. Yep. And my particular favorite, instant hole. I want to save so much trouble. To promulgate the faith

and to alert people to the dangers of Acme, a monastic order of artists and philosophers arose. Known colloquially as the Warner Brothers, their order dwelt in a rickety monastery known as the termite terrace. The sacred avatar of the religion is, of course, the roadrunner, to whom all speed,

and his counterpart is Wiley Coyote, a fervent adherent of the acne. To be continued. Oh, goodness. Oh, we have, we have spawned not only a humorous conversation, Roxanne, but an institution.

religious instruction. And it's not even prayer meeting Wednesday. No. We have a, I've reached a new low in a ruination of dinners, snacks, and drinks around the world in one evening. And this, I'd say this is a highly accomplished program, Roxanne. I think it is. You know, we're not just some radio program out there.

We are unique. Oh, thank God. I don't think we can take multiples of this program. I know the maggots wouldn't. Maybe we should propagate the program in various forms and languages and such and, you know, flood the white. House with inquiries as to how it is that a

mere West Virginia broadcaster could nail the administration in so many ways and not let up. I think one of the most beautiful

things that I've seen in the last 48 hours about their whole bad buddy situation is that bad buddy did not have a bad set. He had more people watch

him than have probably ever watched the Donald on any of his programs. His ratings are much higher than Donald's and I guarantee his approval rating in the United States of which he is a citizen is,

is higher than Donald Trump's. Now, I realize that's a low bar, but it's a sad day when the president of the United States is not a respectable individual. I mean, Warren G. Harding got one of his secretaries knocked up in a way house. Hey, ma, where's my paw? And he's okay.

But Donald Trump, sexually abuses a woman and does god only knows what else and he's allowed to walk free because he's the donald and we must never question the donald because he's ralotamasi the man who always gets away with it l a confidential reference yes well he cannot he cannot he cannot He cannot escape his own mortality. And toward the end of what you just said, you know there was a hearing in the Congress today. The House hailed Jis Lane Maxwell in to answer questions. She took the fifth to every question.

But it got her a little bit of what back in the day when I was dealing with such things. and people incarcerated awaiting trial would be brought to court called windshield therapy. So Jisland got a little windshield therapy between Texas and Washington, D.C. No, I'm wrong. She was on a video link? No, she was on a video link. I don't know if she got to have her puppy with her or not. But she refused to answer any questions and invoked her.

Fifth Amendment right to remain silent. See, now, is she an American citizen now? I always thought she was, you know, from Mother England. But if she's not an American, if she's not an American citizen now, kind of goes to show that we afford constitutional rights, like the Fifth Amendment, even to non-citizens. Of course. Her pettifogger won David Oscar Marcus.

God, I hope he's not in the time. line where he's eventually some distant ancestor of Ruth Marcus. Stay away from her, Jim Kirk. Stay away. Oh, good noise. But, well, you know, there's a, there are fraternity seats across the Federation. Shewing Starfleet Command and James Tiberius Kirk, one captain in the USS Enterprise, for paternity suits across the federation.

So, yeah, I saw it on YouTube. It's beautiful. Well, in invoking her Fifth Amendment right, Oscar David Marcus put an excrement up on X and said, On my advice, Gislane Maxwell will respectfully invoke her Fifth Amendment Amendment right to silence and decline to answer questions today, even though she would very much like to answer your questions. Oh, really? Okay, my first question, my first question is, is your name, Jis Lane Maxwell?

I say, it's pronounced Jeline. It's French. Wow, you're a child sex trafficker, so we're going to call you Jis Lane. You're lucky we're not calling you jizzie. I mean, let's face it. I would think that, first off, even though they're giving her preferential treatment by putting her in a federal detention camp instead of an actual functioning, full-on, security-needed federal prison,

and it's only done because Donnie is in the White House. Here comes the second question, Roxanne. What happens if, oh, let's say in 2028, a miracle of miracles, former Staff Sergeant Harrison, or whatever they're calling themselves these days, does not win the presidential contest. and, let's say, shock of all shocks, perhaps a confident Democrat does, how long do you think

she's going to remain at that camp? Well, I mean, the rest of the note here explains some of that. And by the way, Leah, New York serving as the Horn Ad Hoc Jislaid Maxwell Research Department says she's a naturalized American citizen and retains both French and British citizenship. Well, goody. You know, for all of those people, you know, nitwit Nero out there barking and grudding about how he wants to revoke the citizenship.

You, hello, my. Never said a word about revoking the citizenship and deporting Jis Lane Maxwell. No, no. British citizenship. Oh, my God. God save our gracious king. His brother's revolting.

He's a peddle. No, no singing. We're deeply in a hole. We got $1,300 in the hole, and we got $35 in challenges. We could get it down to, you know, 1230. That'd be fantastic. If we got it down to 1490, I'm sorry, $11.99, then tomorrow we wouldn't be a full week in the hole. But the challenges are out there.

No, sorry, that little song just came to mind. I thought it was clever. I could put forth a warning that should things get any deeper that we threatened to have a concert where you're singing solo for hours on it until I. And we locked the doors of the cathedral common sense on Wednesday until, you reach your operatic levels and people pay to get out of the door. And I'll be there at the front door, and the good of deaconasurer can help me, yeah, open and close the door as collections are made. I'm just thinking ahead there, Roxanne.

I mean, I think I can show up at the Constitutional Common Sense on time. so I'm just putting it out there but please for whatever you do ladies and gentlemen let's not have a a

musical debut of of of Ms. Kincaid No, the song stylings of Roxanne no one wants to hear that no one needs to hear that but I want to get back to the letter from

Oscar Marcus. Not to be confused with Oscar Meyer. Not at all. By the way, George and Korskold says maybe you touched on this before, but Turner Classic Movies has been showing classic Looney Tunes shorts, usually two or three a day.

I never knew that Bugs Bunny and Wiley Coyote worked together or that Warner Brothers could afford their huge salaries. Big salaries indeed. Yeah. But The ink isn't even drown the solace here

And But what I want to get back to Well Okay first of all Part d'er Of what Sylvie Was telling us About acne

And that is We have all seen the roadrunner TWAS Run off the edge of a cliff And then halt standing on thin air. Wiley follows over the edge and seems to be

standing on the same clear air until he looks down. The moody looks down, there's a small space of time when he realizes his fate and then he plunges to the bottom of the canyon. The roadrunner TWAS remember to whom

all speed. The roadrunner, TWAS, remains standing calmly watching the coyote's descent. Why is this? Very simply. As the FCHRR teaches, reliance on Acme, which militarily and commercially supports, manufactures and makes available items that are useful to hunters and fighters, bombs, cannons, exploding birdseed, rocket skates, movable holes, and much more. The roadrunner, to whom all speed, has no need of these accoutreement.

He never seeks to harm or to kill. All he wishes to do is run, enjoying the natural abilities he's been given. He seeks to enlighten the kites. by his example attaining the divine velocity. Sadly, W. Lee is trapped in materialism, purchasing rather than earning and placing his faith in objects rather than philosophy. Primary saint of this religion is one Charles M. Jones, his worldly name, or as he is known by his saint's name, Chuck Jones.

Chuck is a synonym for discarding or throwing. To Jones is to feel withdrawal from something that one is addicted to. In short, his saint's name, Chuck Jones, means to discard. that which is addictive. Oh, bravo. Bravo, silly. So... She gets a room shot for that.

Absolutely. So back to Oscar Marcus. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great. In explaining, uh, his client's position, re-testifying, she must remain silent, Ms. Maxwell has a habeas petition currently pending that demonstrates that her conviction rests on a fundamentally unfair trial. For example, jurors lied during voir dire to secure seats on the jury, and the government promised immunity and then broke that promise. To the jurors? Does nobody know how to write in English anymore?

Has AI already ruined everything? that newly disclosed documents now demonstrate these Fox conclusively. That's the lengthy version of a law you're telling you, trust me, at which point you should run for your life in the opposite direction. If this committee... I'm glad you won't let on the way out. With both hands. If this committee on the American public truly want to hear the unfiltered truth about what happened,

There is a straightforward path. Ms. Maxwell is prepared to speak fully and honestly if granted clemency by President Trump. And there it is. Only she can provide the complete account. Some may not like what they hear. But the truth matters. See, when lawyers start trafficking in words like truth,

you know the game is afoot. But there's a difference between truth and facts. Try this on for size. Some may not like what they hear, but the facts matter. See, he can't use fact because, well, they're more concrete than truths. And allegedly, the court is based on the finding of fact. Bingo. For example, both President Trump and President Clinton are innocent of any wrongdoing.

Ms. Maxwell alone can explain why, and the public is entitled to that explanation. Well, she, the problem here, Dave, is that she has those facts, ah-ham, and could, and by the way, this guy's an adjunct professor at the Miami Law School, ill. Not at Stetson? I'm sorry. No, you get too for that. I know. It's already out in the open. But the thing

is her habeas petition has not a goddamn thing to do with whether or not she, well, I mean, she's not going to get out on a habeas petition. The courts are not going to accord that whatever

representations, if we can call them that, have been made. because that's all they are, are representations. And when criminal defense counsel for somebody like Jisling Maxwell says something's been conclusively demonstrated, well, demonstrate is a far cry from proven. But she could come forward. It wouldn't have any impact on her habeas.

But she is literally trying to blackmail her way into presidential clemency. and she'll get it. Not realizing that she is deader than Pharaoh's cat the minute the prison fence closes behind her. I just hope they don't hurt the puppy. Well, that

depends on if certain, at that point, former secretaries are picking her up at the prison. If the bumper sticker or the vehicle in question says,

in memory of cricket and the goat, she should run for Mexico as fast as she can. Without a doubt, because I don't think Mother England nor La Belle France that want her within their territorial confines. Well, you know, there may be a crown inquiry, though, allowing her back in the country long enough to drop the dime on Andy for the clarification of His Majesty's displeasure, I'm sure.

Without a doubt. But... I mean, after all, Chuck put him in Frogmore Cottage, which Queen Elizabeth gave to Harry and Megan Markle. And now how is Andrew. to keep him out of the public. Who, by the way, is in some more shit, the business with the House of Lords guy that I mentioned last week, who was said to have been feeding confidential market information to Jeffrey Epstein?

Well, now it turned. I mean, look, Epstein was a blackmailer. I mean, there is no seedy, filthy, disgusting business that that that, man would not get into. And so you can well imagine him blackmailing Andy Mountbatten, Windsor, with certain photographs to get some insider stock trading information, which he then passed around. And so now Andy's in the soup along with the House of Lords guy, and King Chuck had to come out and say, yes, well, I support the investigation. My God, that's a very good

Bugs Bunny doing English monarchy impression. I'm proud of myself. Well, he may be in the suit with Chuck, but he's still living in the lap of fucking luxury

at the taxpayer extends. Absolutely true. And as partial to their royals as they are, one gets the idea that some folks in England aren't particularly happy about that. And you begin to wonder

why Harry wants to remain outside of Great Britain whenever possible. Frankly, I don't blame him. At least he's got his family life. You know. Yeah, at least he's got his family. Right.

I I think that, oh, they could probably functionally do away with the monarchy and make the current royals actually earn their daily bread. That would be an interesting thing. I mean, they've all got vast fortunes that they can live on. It's not like they would be in the poor. house, but in a few generations, it won't matter if you were related to King Chuck, because the monarchy is no more.

While they were a little violent about it, I think that Mr. Cromwell and company were on the right track. They just went about it the wrong way. but what do you expect when you get lawyers involved? Things can get screwed up pretty damn quickly. Remember, Cromwell started off as a lawyer and a member of parliament. By the way, I've been considering doing some research into Edmund Burke and his career. I'm going to see just exactly what made that man pick.

Because I think we could do, I've heard some quotations for him recently that make me think that we need to examine his works a little more closely, not just his commentaries on the law. The man had an extensive writing record. So I think maybe it might be prudent for some historians to take a look at him, once more to see just exactly what made that man tick. And then watch the book get banned in the United States because we don't want people getting ideas, they're Roxanne. Idears, right. Those are far more dangerous than ideas.

True. And the thing is, Roxanne, an illiterate populace is easily, bullied, which explains why Vladimir is keeping Donnie so close. I mean, they're so close right now, Roxanne. I'm surprised that Donnie hasn't proposed marriage. You know, I'm sure he's desperately waiting for the day when Vladimir will whisk him away to a Black Sea dacha where they can live out their lives and frolic and in oligarchic, glory together.

Now, talk about ruining meals and time zones. Remember, Vladimir's the guy who announced his divorce from his wife on national television after his wife, who was a member of the Duma at the time,

was praising her husband to the skies. And he basically looked over and said, well, dear, I filed for divorce the afternoon. You know what? It takes a lot to out Gingrich,

Newt Gingrich, who served divorce papers on his wife as she lay in a hospital bed fighting for her life with cancer. Right. I remember Molly Ivan's talking about that.

May she rest among the righteous? Oh, are you kidding me? She's slinging She's slinging beers at the dance hall up in heaven. Oh, I'm sure. Hey, Jesus, you want a boiler maker? No, Roxanne, I take offense to that.

Oh, Purdue. Sorry. I'm a good son of Indiana University. Thank you. Okay, well, okay, we'll go Pittsburgh and say you want. You want an imp and iron? That's an imperial whiskey and iron. city beer.

Impnard. Oh, gross. Well, you're the one who said I can't use boiler maker. Don't blame, don't blame it. Don't shoot the messengers. Well, I mean, I appreciate all the

help. But, Roxanne, I think we're descending into a revulsion that will keep the audience going until sometime around. 9.30 Eastern Standard Time tomorrow morning.

And we haven't even gotten to food porn yet. No, not at all. Did you have any tasty treats for the Super Bowl? Well, no, ma'am. No, I did not. I really did not, with everything going on with my potential move, I've been scrounging around, but I found out I got some new bowls from my landlord, and they're just the right size to put a can of condensed canbles in the bowl,

and for about three quarters of a can, I can top it off and make a wonderfully thick soup, and so in the next couple of days I'm going to try the bean and bacon. I've got four cans and the stuff. And as per your instructions, I'm only going to put about half a can in with each bowl. That way it stays nice and thick. Yeah, the only downside to that is because Campbell's Soups are, and remember, Campbell's Soups, it's shit for poor people. That's at least what a former...

A former representative of the company said their IT guy, who also said he hated working with Indian people. Never mind. No, the only downside to not fully diluting it is that you're going to get the same amount of salt either way. But the extra water does dilute that. So, you know, I don't want you to get a bolus dose of sodium. well I drink a lot of water anyway Roxanne so I don't have to worry about diluting it if I was really wanting to threaten my life I'd get a couple cases of Mountain Dew and some pork sausage and add a little bit of the pork sausage in with the

with the beans and bacon and then indulge and then smoke a nice cigar at the end of the evening so I can top everything off in the life. That would keep you busy. I have neither the Glenlivet or the

cigars in question, so I'm screwed. I only do that for like my birthday and stuff because God damn it because of Donald the fuck Trump I gotta pay more for my hooch Yeah if it's coming from canoodle you Or from Scotland Aye, aye just true I prefer Canadian whiskey actually

but well you know that domestic stuff bullet is made there in Taliban diana I hear it's not shabby no and there's some there's some good bourbons

here I've told you about a hotel tango whiskey yeah well bullet bullet has a standard sour mash bourbon and they've also got a rye they've gone a rye

don't try this at home she's a professional yes and the rye makes a very nice Manhattan I'm told but you know you do you do have some but the thing is bourbon

bourbon has gone crazy alongside even the domestic stuff you know when I remember way back when I used to talk with Ron up in canudlia we'd talk whiskey once in a while and we you know I told him you know that

you know the Reverend Craig isn't bad a Baptist minister in all. Because he was cheap and cheerful at 22 bucks a fifth or whatever. Hell, that shit's 50 bucks now. And the Reverend Craig hasn't gotten any better, and he's still just as dead. And what about Brother Evan? What about who?

I remember when you get that shit for seven bucks a bottle. Who? Evan Williams. Oh, dear God. you know, he was a Methodist minister. And a Methodist minister and a Baptist minister shall never meet. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, Baptist minister walks into the end of the fellowship hall and says,

well, we're having a Methodist rain out there. What do you mean, brother? Just a sprinkle. Just a sprinkle. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. I mean, my sister, when we were kids and after the divorce, we eventually landed.

We started out as practicing Catholics and slowly migrated from that. well slowly migrated my stepfather's family were all united brethren and eventually we ended up in a Methodist congregation talk about your mixed marriages I've had quite the journey but the and by the way for those of you who don't understand the United Brethren, they consider the Southern Baptist to be backslid.

Heritage. So I just, I decided I'm not going to argue with any of them. I'm giving up honor at all. You can believe whatever you want to believe. I don't care. But don't make laws protecting what you believe because God told you. I always think of the I was I was think of

Chaplain A. T. T. T.man in Joseph Hillers Catch 22 and it's a running gag through the whole book. Every time somebody calls him Padre or Father, he'll say, no, I'm only an Anabaptist. It's the only that makes it funny. Yeah.

I'm only an Anabaptist, yeah. I understand. Well, I knew it wouldn't be wouldn't be lost or wasted on you. But, you know, I have been chronicling the new Trump Bible, as I said, and there are three books of Flip Flopians, Roxanne. And by the end of the Trump administration, may it be quick, I'm estimating there will be at least six or seven books of Flip Flopians.

Well, I was going to ask you at the end of the third book of Flip Flopians, Do the hobbits get on a boat and sail across the ocean blue or anything? Oh, no, no, no. You see all the ships that would be going there, the elves don't have their proper documentation. So they're being held in ICE custody until hell freezes over. In Mordor. Of course, in Mordor.

You know, they love their little acronyms so much. It's a wonder that And they love to make fun of the misery that they inflict I'm surprised that they haven't come up with an acronym Over in Maggot World For anything related to the ice goons that spells Mordor Well, Roxanne, that would suggest that Any of those assholes know how to read

Well, that's true too I mean, after all, Professor Tolkien was a highly intelligent man who was raised by, I believe, a Jesuit priest was his guardian as he was a young man and had guardianship over him until he was about 21 and insisted that he joined the seminary, of which, dear John, resisted greatly, thankfully. But he, the nice thing about Tolkien is that he knew practically everybody in 20th century English literature. And sometimes on a first name basis. Yeah, C.S. Lewis comes immediately to mind. Well, see, he and C.S. Lewis were very, close friends, and Lewis encouraged him to write the Lord of the Rings because people were

rather grossly trying to fortianize G.S. Lewis's work when it actually was a Bible commentary, if you read the entire Chronicles of Narnia. Oh, and I did as an adolescent. And look, I think, but look, even, even the goddess of irony had her hand even on C.S. Lewis because good devoted Christian that he was, I remember reading the screw tape letters. Oh, yeah. But even the goddess of irony had her watchful eye on, and, and her whoopee cushion on C.S. Lewis because only C.S. Lewis could give us a metaphor. for a deeply self-denying person, i.e. so far, as in, as in, Lindsay Graham is so far in the closet, he's riding, he is riding a lion through Narnia. Or probably better.

It's a wardrobe, the Nair closet. Jimmy, Jimmy Dick Bowman is so far in the closet. He's riding a lion through Narnia. There we go. Hey, Dave, I'm going to have to roll because I have to go and pick up Miss Victoria from work. But I do have just something nice to end the program with. How about that? Okay.

Since so much energy has been spent on yesterday's halftime show. and the NFL is really going to have to work hard to top that one next year. But with all the maggot conyptions and nitwit Nero throw in a fit, what we really needed was the voice of common decency in America. And it came from the most decent of places, Elmo. That bunny was amazing. That bunny was amazing. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny.

Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny. Oh. And that was from the verified Elmo account. Well, Elmo has been a sweet monster for many years. Yes, but Elmo, honey, please get off that platform formerly known as Twitter. Go over to Blue Sky, where there are a few more decent people. I believe that's where a cookie monster and a few of the other, of his other friends have already yet.

Well, maybe that came from blue sky. I hope it did, but a little bit of sweetness and goodness from the sweetest and goodest little monster there is. Well, on that, I will bid you a good night, Roxanne. Well, you have a lovely evening, Dave, and give our best to Christine. I hope she's well and warm. She is. Very good, very good.

You take care. All right. the same dear all right see you Dave the one and only Dave in the blind there's nobody quite like him and talk about somebody bringing their A game with every call uh Ralph's

adds by the way Kayla doesn't want to yell for her dinner don't make Kayla yell she gets upset when she does that and then she shreds and then she shreds Ralph's blinds little compassion here but I guess as it stands

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