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The password is
Noel.
Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain.
It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid.
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And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid.
Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this, the fifth day of February, 2006.
Not like I was having to think about it, I'm just a little adult. I'm still addled.
Sorry, there's 17 things going on at once.
and, you know, late to air, of course, because, well, your humble Oestus was out on Quest for Fire, Part the Infinity.
I'm happy to announce there are four more cases of propane.
I mean, can that please get us through February?
I started tallying things up, and it's absolutely heartbreaking and breathtaking to figure out how much it.
But again, if I was running space heaters, it would be even worse.
Hi, I'm Roxanne. It's Thorn in the Side Thursday on the horn.
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And like I said, it's Thorn and the Side Thursday.
Every program here at the Horn, I'm sorry I seem so addled.
It's just, I came, well, I thought I was going to have plenty of time,
but of course the best laid plans of mice and then gangaptically
as well as the best laid plans of humble radio ostesses.
And so I came through the door with just minutes to spare to get started and groceries to put away and managed to do that,
picked up a bite to eat while I was out.
It will now get cold because I had to wait around for it.
And I didn't get my ranch for my french fries.
And nothing pisses me up now.
But it's frustrating when you go to the trouble.
And I think it's a common thing.
I mean, it goes all the way back to, what was it, that movie with Danny Glover and Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci was in it,
and he, Joe Pesci always, Joe Pesci says, oh, they fuck you at the drive-thru, they fuck you at the drive-thru!
And, to-da, so I didn't, I'm not a ketchup pan.
I like either homemade ranch, which this little restaurant does, or,
uh blue cheese which is hard to find of any sort of quality around here didn't get neither
and it's like what's tag and not pole brousal lacking and uh oh hey there's darrell in the chat room
welcome darrell and a note from uh tamara hello uh hello dear roxan i've been furiously trying to catch up
on the podcast and i missed a lot happy birthday happy anniversary and i hope you're feeling better
Thanks for catching me up on the latest Epstein dump.
I'm so glad you talked about Ava Cordero.
I've been talking about her and about those horrible edge dinners to anyone who will listen for decades now.
I know.
I know.
Oh, and happy in bulk.
Hug and kisses.
Hugs and kisses back, Tamara.
Thank you so much.
We're at least half done with winter, although it doesn't seem that way.
Okay.
Here, let me back up.
because I am addled.
Part of the reason I'm addled
is because
well I had to run out
today to, again, quest for fire
because we were
notified that we've got, hey, look, another winter
storm warning.
Jesus Christ, this is
if you see Mother Nature
out there, shoot her in the
neck with a Thorazine dart
and get her somewhere safe
and get her back on her meds.
This is just hateful.
Oh, you know, Margie's birthday is on Saturday, so I wanted to get out in front of that.
And she told me that she had heard a rumor that one convenience store around had Nehi Peach, which she adores, because I got her started on it because I love Nehi Peach.
And so I had to stop, and I took her red velvet birthday take.
I told that story at the beginning of the week.
and well
and then I had to stop and play quest for fire
because again winter storm warning
and then like it's going to be like a three to five inch dump
and it may be ice again
and just kind of wonder
don't even Roxanne don't even
but
it's just
it's frustrating
it's just frustrating
but every program here
the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no difference so thanks go out to our fifth day of the month contributors and subscribers no not that yet there PayPal via PayPal God it's going to be lucky if I can actually string sentences together as we go through the evening
but thank you very kindly to Kevin in Colorado Springs and thank you Kenda
Kenna told me the other day that since they broke away from MSNBC,
that Jehoshaphat has been being more butch or more open in his criticisms.
Welcome to the fight, Jehosephat.
Try not to go down and kiss the greasy orange hairy toe anymore, would you?
And, well, thank you all for keeping the program going.
the air. The fundraising goal is a manageable $775, and hopefully we can knock some of that out this
evening. Why you're really addled, says Billable Rick. Tell us the real reason you're
addled. We know you've been drinking that Mexican gasoline with a swirly straw and thinking
about resuming your glue huffing during this dreadful timeline. The idea does occur to one.
but no no no I think it's part of it is
staring at it with just the
wide-eyed horror
of not looking away
but feel free
if you would like to indulge in some Mexican gasoline
with a swirly straw
get right after it billable
no sincerely yes
no judgment
and Randy Radar says
I like the new date stamping on the new player on the website, and the page finally loads all the way.
I got no idea what any of that means, but if it's good, I'm all for it.
And by way of housekeeping, I want to send out humongous thanks to Miss Micah, who took it upon herself,
because she knows how to do these things.
If you are over on Blue Sky, and if you'd like to stay in touch with the program, be able to reach me, that sort of thing.
I'm already on Blue Sky.
But Micah said, hey, and let's have an official horn account on Blue Sky.
And so it is at head on.
on blue sky and pre-authorization has come back approved oh no that's something entirely different i'm
sorry blonde uh and uh yes i am still planning that mica again this is so addled maybe maybe i should
just start the whole damn program all over again um but yeah follow us follow the program we'll
follow you back at head on dot live on blue sky and uh i'm looking forward to big things from that
and i don't know myka does does do you still need some sort of dnsy thing from brother deacon asa or
because uh she did tell me asa that she needs some sort of dns something or another chat amongst
yourself, okay, because you're,
that's way
over my head.
So we'll
have to, we'll have to see.
No, that's how we got the handle.
So the DNS
Hickey thingy
Duma-Flachie,
that's sorted out.
Okay,
cool.
It's so confusing.
God almighty.
And getting us started, oh my goodness gracious, is this real?
From Oregon Live, well, Ralph says I've got a $25 challenge for this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, what is this? I hate this.
I don't even know that I've got an ad blocker running, but every time I...
And then it says, your experience is important to us for optimal functionality on Oregon Live.com.
Please disable your ad blocker before continuing.
I don't have an ad blocker going to the best of my knowledge.
And I guess it's sensing that it's on an iPad and it thinks I'm on Safari.
I'm not. I don't even use Safari. I don't like Safari.
For pity sakes.
But the gist of it is, is Amazon has pulled the melanoma documentary.
from a Lake Oswego theater because the owner of the theater made a joke on his marquee and Amazon got all butt hurt.
Have we reached that portion of wherever we are where we've entered the realm of the butt hurt media?
this war on ad blockers
a guy makes a joke about melanoma
and they pull the movie from the
oh my goodness
the money that theater owner
actually will probably make when he put something
decent for viewing on the screen instead of the melanoma movie
I love that graphic that someone came up with
the letter M and it's formed by
a woman in heels with her legs spread on her
laying on her back.
That's melanoma.
Well, thank you.
Thank you very kindly.
Gary.
Gary just jumped out and met Ralph's challenge,
so that takes us down to 725.
Thank you, Gary.
Thank you.
That's very kind.
It's a nice when we get going early on.
Because, honestly,
I don't even want to talk about.
talk about this, but the fundraising that we do to keep the program on the air, I mean, keeping
the studio fit for human habitation is part of keeping the program on the air.
And it's consumed just about all the fundraising, just buying heat.
Well, I'm sorry, Steve.
I'm just, I'm just blonde.
Steve said, damn, you're in a mood, girl.
I am.
I am. I'm so sick and disgusted with this weather. I know it's winter, and you remember, but it didn't used to be this way.
This is the worst winter that I can remember since 2014, and it may turn out to be worse.
The thing about the winter of 2014 was it brought with us with it, and I specifically remember it's the winter of 2014.
it brought the freedom disaster with it.
It's 12 years ago, almost exactly.
You know, when tens of thousands of gallons of a chemical used to clean coal
dumped into the public water supply of about 300,000 people
and everybody became unwitting participants in a lifelong epidemiological study
of the effects of methylhexane chloro methadethylchlorohethylchlorohectinol mchchonon on human bodies i'm still pissed about it everybody else i guess has moved on but i haven't
but honestly neither has neither has cole river mountain watch they remember it well too but yeah this has just been brutal
but I do have actual content for the program.
I'm not just vamping waiting for the bear on the unicycle to show up.
No, no, I promise I'm not.
There it is.
Well, thank you, Ralph.
There's the story.
From the Hollywood reporter, Amazon pulls Melania from movie theater in response to marquee jokes.
As forest reported by the Oregonian and then picked up by the Daily Beast,
and the Oregon Theater, long known for finding creative witty ways to advertise its movies,
was asked by Amazon to stop screening melanoma.
The marquee actually read, quote,
Amazon called Our Marquis that made them mad.
All Melania shows canceled.
Show your support at Whole Foods instead.
And explaining why he was screening it in the first place,
the theater owner said honestly, mostly I thought doing so would be funny to screen melanoma.
And then added, wouldn't it then be exponentially weirder to the point of being funny to show it here at your obviously anti-establishment,
occasionally troubling, neighborhood cinema?
And to be fair, the theater got just absolutely savaged for showing it.
And people did show up and scream things like fascist bitch.
So, yeah, another, another, another great moment for melanoma, a movie.
I'm still trying to figure out what exactly got said.
By the way, Lake Theater and Cafe is the venue.
The theater owner said, despite outward appearances, Lake Theater and Cafe is into being inclusive, kind of sort of, as long as you are, too, we want to meet everyone in the middle.
Jeff Bezos won't notice the $196 we sold him tickets.
He wouldn't notice 1,960, though someone on his team noticed our marquee.
And there's the marquee.
Amazon called, our marquee made them mad.
All my one-in-law show is canceled.
Show your support at Whole Foods instead.
Oh, and by the way, Gary, Ralph says, thanks, Gary.
Yeah.
The computer screen.
Oh, it's going to be one of those, isn't it?
The computer screen.
At least wipe the white out off the screen.
you'll feel better with a clean screen.
The blonde jokes never stop.
Yeah.
Why don't you come out here and kick my ass?
Or kiss me.
Yeah, how's the blonde joke go?
The blonde's out in the middle of the cornfield in a canoe,
rowing madly away in a canoe.
And another blonde stops and says,
hey, you out there in that field, in a canoe, rowing.
Don't you know it's blondes like you
that give blondes like us a bad name?
The blonde in the canoe yells back,
well, you can just come out here and kiss my ass.
And the blonde by the side of the road says,
by God, girl, if I could swim, I'd come out and kick your ass.
Thanks, Steve.
Jesus.
And I want to take a moment and thank David for that magnificent conversation yesterday evening.
That was just pure, pure essence of what the horn is all about.
right there smack dab on our 22nd
film of the network aversory
broadcast aversory
podcast aversory
and from Sylvie there is no low too low
for MAGA
on the Kyle Kowinski video on YouTube
a caller to a show asked with all sincerity
but why is it wrong to rape children
that appears to be MAGA's new acceptance
of P. Donald's action
as found in the Epstein files.
Oh, how I long for the days
when the only dead Epstein we knew of
was the manager of the Beatles, Brian.
And after last night's conversation, Sylvie,
I don't know that he's dead.
And that's not, you know, that's not that whole,
you know, turn me on, Dead Man,
since you made a Beatles reference.
Turn me on Dead Man.
Oh, I buried Paul now.
Come on, Roxanne.
Get it together.
We've got a program to do here.
We really do.
And I have a place, I do have a starting point, although here, let's start with the password.
The password I said was Noel, as in, you know, Joyeux Noel, Christmas in French.
Well, it was Christmas in 2016, 10 years ago.
You know, there's an internet thingy going on.
done it yet where people post pictures side by side of them in 2016 and then in 2026.
I went and I went and looked through my 2016 photos.
You know what?
It's kind of funny.
There are very few selfies or photos in general of your humble ostus in 2016 because she
didn't much like to be photographed.
I wonder why.
But there is one.
And it shows me in the before.
time, microphone in hand at an outdoor rally that took place in front of the Department of West Virginia
Department of Environmental Prostitution, or permitting, I mean, protection, talking.
Goodness gracious, the pictures of me in 2026 are wildly different.
But I mentioned that because it was, we all know that NITWITWET Nero and, of course, Caroline, real poo-poo, leave it alone.
and various other maggots in this criminal organization.
I said,
Oh, no.
Daddy, Daddy threw Jeffrey Epstein out of the club when he found out what a creepy was.
And lo and behold, there it is in the Epstein files.
A message to Bill Gates' advisor, Boris Nikolich Christmas Day,
as Jeffrey Epstein writes to Nickleich and says,
I'm in palm with all the Trump boys equals fun.
Palm would be Palm Beach.
And that would indicate, what the hell was that noise?
I don't know.
Henrietta and the Stone Cold Cluckers may be up to something outside.
They were there when I came in.
So, no, he was Christmas.
with nitwit Niro and apparently Trader Tott and Eric the Dumber and a 10 years younger
than little boron all the Trump boys
and of course that was just scant weeks not even a month before nitwit Niro was
to our eternal shame inaugurated as the 45th president of the United States.
How about that? Donald Trump lied.
Son of a gun.
Micah said, same for me.
Can't imagine.
I think that's about the photographs.
Yeah, not a lot of 2016s for you either, Monica.
Well, I read the story, and I thought, wait a minute, this is news?
is our collective memory so thin
that we've already forgotten
one of the earlier Epstein document dumps
in which we found out that Jeffrey Epstein
spent Thanksgiving
at the Thanksgiving dinner table
of nitwit Nero at Thanksgiving 2017
less than a year after this email in question
God damn, they never stopped being buddies, come on!
And Nitwit Niro knew all along every step of the way, because he's that way to, that Epstein was a creep.
It ain't that complicated. All we got to do is focus.
What's that?
It's from Sylvie. Don Old watching Melanoma's film debut reminds me of this scene.
Oh, that's a good one. That's a very good one.
Orson Wells in Citizen Kane
Just clapping
Really hard
Good call
That's right up there with
Every time I refer to him as Daddy
How Matt in San Francisco
Is beset by the memory of Betty Davis
In whatever happened to baby Jane
Singing
I'm writing a letter to
Daddy.
Mm-hmm.
And Epstein's mother,
Leah in New York says she can't be dead.
She's been writing excuse notes for her son Juan,
obligatory welcome-back Cotter reference.
Very nicely done.
Please tell me she's not dead.
Yeah, she was dead the night that he committed.
Aham! Commit suicide.
Ah!
And we talked about that last night.
She'd been long dead, as a matter of fact.
Pining for the Fjords.
singing with the bleeding choir eternal.
She was definitely not resting.
Mm-hmm.
I did not know that, Randy Radar.
Once you're past the outrage stage,
it just turns into noise, Randy Radar says.
Did you know that Zenith Corporation
originally invented the mute button?
No.
But I do remember that our very first
remote control,
was our first color TV and our first remote control TV was a zenith.
And the remote had three little bars that when you clicked, and that's the origin of the word clicker,
when you clicked, it generated a frequency, which either caused the volume to go up until the TV turned off
or the channel to go up or the channel to go down, and the physical knob would actually move on the television.
And then I figured out that you could change the channel by rattling one's belt buckle,
because it apparently
matched one of the frequencies.
Busted his ass all day at work, came home,
and his smart-ass kid was lurking around the kitchen door going,
ding, ding, ding, ding, with his belt buckle.
And the TV changed, channel changed.
There are so many murder hornets waiting for me in hell.
But that's why Noel was the password.
I'd never be saying again after you.
I caught him poaching the girls that had already poached.
But there is a story that I kind of wanted to,
a little late in the program for saying we're going to lead with it,
but I'm a little late to the game on it because I only read the
story today upon the recommendation of a listener.
It's in the Philadelphia politics section because the Philadelphia Inquirer still is a going concern,
and Philadelphia still has a respectable newspaper, unlike the nation's capital,
where, well, the Washington Post is at best, and I mean at best, a husk of its former self.
Can you imagine that D.C. is a sports town.
but it's D.C.
so there's a certain transient quality to it.
And that's why D.C. has always had a problem trying to maintain sports franchises,
whether it be the Washington Senators in baseball.
The Washington football team had a little more success,
but baseball has always been difficult in D.C.
Because everybody had their hometown team.
But still, the people of the area
if I sound a little distance and I'm reaching for another bottle of propane.
It's just like that around here.
Like anywhere else, D.C. is a sports town.
And of all the things to kill, that's son of a bitch Bezos.
Yeah, I know.
The Asia Bureau, the Jerusalem Bureau, leaving a journalist, as mentioned yesterday,
to freeze to death in the cold and Ukraine.
That's shitty enough.
but when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you ask your sports desk when you don't think it's possible to get sports writers who are better than bloggers that's another story entirely but anyway this isn't about the Washington Post although I will note that when I read some of the coverage some of the coverage about the demise of the post I mean it's not completely gone they haven't stopped publication that'll that'll come later
they're killing how many jobs is Bezos killing it what is it whole foods because that's now unsustainable too
in the corporate world everything is unsustainable except sustaining the billionaire
and that they figure the interest alone will take care of but when i was reading some of the
gone are the days of great journalism at the post yeah there's an amount there's there's a certain
There's real truth to that, but it has to be a tempered truth.
And there are just some things that I cannot forget nor forgive.
Because in some of these hand-wringing pearl-clutching opinion pieces,
I saw references to,
Oh, Ben Bradley and Catherine Graham would be disgusted with what's going on.
Well, yeah, they might be.
I mean, this is the same Washington Post that helped drive.
another criminal from office, Richard M. Nixon.
But in the Bezos era, we saw when the Washington Post refused to endorse Kamala Harris,
you know, the smart brown lady over the pedophile, the writing was on the wall.
And there were, you know, there were people who blamed hard times in the journalism,
and ad blockers and
no not ad blockers but
no online access to information
another piece blamed
AI
yeah times times are tough all over
but some newspapers find a way to survive
and of course no one could be happier about this than
cancels colligula
I'm sure if
I just don't have the patience to follow
every goddamn
a little chunk of vomit that comes out of his mouth or his thumbs.
But I'm sure he feels like it's another pelt on his wall.
And he'll be even happier if it just turns into another right-wing outlet
because that's the same, you know, stupid billionaires like Bezos.
Well, if we just get a little more right-wing, we'll get that right-wing audience.
No, dumbass, you're never going to get that.
They have no need for you.
They're already plugged into their silos and their little ecosystems.
They don't want to read the Washington Post's attempt to be more fox-like.
But again, that's not what got under my skin as far as the Post is concerned.
It was, in fact, this notion about how disgusted Catherine Graham and Ben Bradley would be, and like I said, they might be.
But they were not the journalistic paragons,
that they are held out to be.
You know, famously during Watergate,
Nixon said to what, John Mitchell maybe,
uh,
you,
you tell Katie Graham she's going to get her tits in a ranger.
Well, at least he didn't say,
you tell Grady Graham,
I don't know why she doesn't smile more often.
But for me, when I was coming of age as a young journalist,
what pissed me off the most,
and I remember the debate all over,
TV, CNN was brand new, and journalism was thought to still be a thing.
And I remember how Catherine Graham and Ben Bradley declared in the midst of Iran-Contra that,
and this is unforgivable, at least to me.
Oh, the United States can't stand another constitutional crisis, another impeachment crisis.
And even then, before I'd ever had a cup of coffee in law school, it did.
me off because it's like impeachment is not a constitutional crisis.
Anybody who's read the Constitution knows that impeachment is right in there and it does not
confer crisis status.
But those two, as much or more than anyone in the Congress,
stopped any potential consequences ever coming for Ronald Wilson Reagan, old 666 himself,
or Pappy Bush,
and made sure that the little pinball
kept bouncing off the bumpers
until eventually
the machine tilted
and we wound up with Trump.
So no, no,
there will be no crocodile tears shed over the greatness
of Catherine Graham and Ben Bradley, not from me.
It was a journalistic paragon then,
but when one newspaper has the power to declare whether or not the Constitution will work as designed
no no sorry not signing up but again that brings us back to the philadelphia inquirer
and something that kind of is giving me i got a bad feeling about this man i got a bad feeling
Remember that line?
From platoon.
Because as we've pointed out on this program,
the entirely badass progressive prosecutor
of Philadelphia,
the DA,
a man named Larry Krasner,
has been absolutely uncompromising
in his
criticism of the ice goons.
And lo and behold, apparently that got Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro's panties in a twist.
And the Philadelphia Inquirer, for their part, refers to Larry Krasner as bombastic.
And why are they mad?
Particularly Governor Shapiro, who is feeling quite presidentially timbrous?
Well, Shapiro is mad at Krasner because Krasner said that the ice goons are, and this is a quote, want to be Nazis.
Guess what, Governor Josh?
They fucking are.
No doubt about it.
Because they are being run by a little copo in the form of hairless Hedric,
mayonnaise-mouth Miller there in the West Wing.
But it's especially galling for Shapiro to get all bunched up over this.
It's almost as though he's forgotten that a real live, no-kitting, honest to goodness,
maggot Trump-supporting fucking Nazi tried to burn him, his wife and his precious children
out of their home and possibly out of their lives.
And maybe we ought to think of District Attorney Krasner as the one having the presidential timber
and not Joshi Shapiro, because this guy has some starch to him.
And the way he's talking is the way we have to be talking going forward.
You know, in our conversation yesterday, David and I were talking about how long it would take just to fix the rule of law in this country.
And if you recall, I suggested the interval of time between, say, Plessy and Brown versus Board of Education,
or the interval of time between Lochner and any kind of rights to workplace safety for working people.
And those are significant periods of time.
But apparently, little Joshi Shapiro wants to play kumbaya.
But Larry Krasner ain't having any of it.
And I respect the fact that he's not backing down and is, in fact, doubling down.
In an interview, Krasner said,
Governor Shapiro is not needing the moment.
The moment requires that we call a subgroup of people within federal law,
enforcement who are killing innocent people, physically assaulting innocent people, threatening and punishing the use of video what they are.
Just say it.
Don't be a wimp.
Oh my God, not that word.
Some of us are old enough to remember the W word, and I don't mean George W. Bush.
Back in, was it the 1992 election, when Bill Clinton ultimately prevailed, that people,
pointed out that Pappy Bush had a
wimp problem? Yeah.
And Krasner was
prepared. He's cited in the
Philadelphia Inquirer article as
pointing to a speech by Rabbi
Yoakim Prince
at the march on Washington in
1963.
Where at the Lincoln Memorial
he said, bigotry and hatred are not the
most urgent problem. The most
urgent, the most disgraceful, the most
shameful, and the most tragic problem
is silence.
And Krasner, to his credit, heroically, is refusing to be silent in the face of the rise of a fascist state in the United States of America and good on him.
And he quoted Rabbi Prince and directed his comments directly to the governor of the Commonwealth of Pensultukki Banavania and said,
A reminder, Mr. Governor, silence equals death.
And one gets the idea that the inquirer is decidedly on the side of Governor Shapiro and the moderates in this ideological tussle.
They write and give support to a whole bunch of...
livid, all
too predictable Democratic Party
cowards
who are lining up
to take pot shots
at a guy who
he's the district attorney of Philadelphia
for fuck's sake.
What do you expect a district
attorney to say other than
if you commit crimes in our city
we will hunt you down
and prosecute you?
That's a prosecutor's
job!
Ah, Stephen New York, you're right, I am in a mood.
But I read this article and just got all over me like ants at a picnic.
Because the inquirer goes to pains to point out all the people who just think that, well,
Krasner is beyond the pale.
I got a lot of respect for Krasner because among other things,
I get the idea that we're sort of generationally similar.
Krasner of course is Jewish, just like Shapiro.
And I'm sure somewhere along the way, somebody's going to tell me that he's taken
an umpty bazillion dollars from A-PAC, but where this is concerned,
that's not salient to the fight.
But Krasner's father didn't wait to be drafted.
He volunteered to go and fight Nazis.
And clutching their pearls, the Philadelphia Inquirer says,
Krasner has on several occasions referred to ICE as akin to the Nazi secret state police,
and last year he called the president's immigration agenda Nazi stuff.
Oh, no.
He called Nazis, Nazis?
Holy shit, y'all.
That is just so not Marcus of Queensberry rules.
That is not at all cricket.
And so the breathlessness continues.
last week during a news conference about proposed restrictions on immigration enforcement in Philadelphia,
the district attorney said he would hunt down and prosecute ICE agents who commit crimes in the city.
Kelle Oro, heaven forfend!
They should just be allowed to roam at large and commit murder, mayhem, anything they want to.
Oh, nosies!
What did Krasner, in fact, say?
and tell me if you disagree.
There will be accountability now.
There will be accountability in the future.
There will be accountability after Trump is out of office.
If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades,
we will find your identities.
Well, this was just too much for poor beset,
Josh Shapiro.
And you know in the aftermath of the 2024 election,
there were actually people who said,
you know what the brown lady's fuck up was?
She chose Tim Walls instead of Josh Shapiro.
He would have been so much better.
So anyway, Josh Shapiro is out flogging a book
because if you've got any presidential timber aspirations whatsoever,
you've got to have a memoir or something.
The man comes down from the bar.
He says, see here.
Never mind.
So where did he go to damn?
District Attorney Krasner?
Where?
Oh, of course.
Josh Shapiro joined Brett Baer on Fox News TV Radio Rwanda,
where Brett Baer said,
he's calling hard-working brave ice agents Nazis,
to which Josh Shapiro, folding like a cheap suit,
replied,
It is abhorrent and it is wrong, period, hard stop, end of sentence.
Oh, you pissant!
You gutless puke!
You don't stop a Nazi incursion.
a Nazi takeover, a fascist takeover of your entire country by asking them please to stop.
You stop Nazis by stomping Nazis.
By prosecuting them to the fullest extent of the law when they commit crimes,
and they've committed two murders, three, four, how many...
Oh, let's not forget about their little concentration camps now.
where one man's death that said, oh, he had a heart attack or something.
No, no, it was ruled a homicide because he had bruises on his neck where he'd been strangled to death.
But, yeah, the inquirer went out of its way to make sure that everybody understood that Krasner was wrong,
and Shapiro is right, because we've got to be nice to the Nazis in order to bring our country back together.
again. Oh, that's great. A gift from Micah, Jim Carrey,
or liar, liar. Stop breaking the law, asshole!
There's so much to love in that movie. It has to be true. I can't lie.
But no, of course, the first person they cite is that paragon of democracy,
John Federman.
Uh, members of ICE are not Nazis.
That's gross.
Do not compare anyone to Nazis.
Don't use that kind of rhetoric.
That can incite violence.
When the Nazis are already being violent, you're worried about people inciting violence against Nazis?
Man, Fetterman, that stroke really did do a number on you.
But gosh, it wasn't just, it wasn't just John Fetterman.
and it was Democrat,
ahem, Chris Deluzio,
whose district takes up part of Western Pennsylvania,
and there he is sitting down with another right-wing outlet,
the Washington Examiner,
that I would not insult a fucking parrot with by lining its cage with,
who said,
I reserve throwing the phrase Nazis at actual Nazis.
I don't just throw that around.
I don't think District Attorney Krasner does either.
And remember the term is want to be Nazis.
Then there's State Representative Manuel Guzman Jr.
Another Democrat who has a significant Hispanic population in his district in Berks County.
He ran to social media this past Friday and said,
I really, really want Krasner to chill the fuck out.
I get it.
We want to protect our immigrant community,
but I question if constantly poking the bear is the right strategy.
At the end of the day, it's my community that's under siege.
Then get out there in the fucking streets with your community,
bub, because your community doesn't have any problem.
Recognizing Nazis when they see them.
You know, they don't have to be wearing the,
really hip, groovy
Hugo boss
black uniforms to be Nazis
or even brown shirts.
Although, frankly,
you know, Bovine Gregory,
little fucking toxic
gallum,
he does tend to walk around with a
Sam Brown belt on the same way that
well, Ernst Romme
did. And of course
the maggots piled
on to
Caroline Levitt
and said,
Will the media ask Dems to condemn?
And then there's another creep,
a guy named Representative Dan Muser, a maggot,
whose district is in northeastern Pennsylvania.
And why is it that all of these quotes are coming from right-wing sewers?
Because he went to Newsmock, where he said,
Krasner is a psychopath with a badge.
No, motherfucker.
That's the Nazis who are gunning down people in the goddamn street.
Get your priorities straight.
You know, if we're going to, if we have even a hope of taking back the White House in 2028,
these milk-toast, soggy ass, sloppy, pathetic, mulling, puking, supposing,
will fuck us.
They will be the fucking of us.
But,
even after all of that shit that I've just detailed to you from this Inquirer article,
this line,
Krasner doubled down.
In an interview on CNN on Thursday,
he criticized Federman as not a real Democrat
and also said,
there are some people who are all in on the fascist takeover of this country
who do not like the comparison
to not see Germany.
And he went on and told CNN,
when he was talking about hunting them down,
he said, federal agents who kill someone in my jurisdiction,
well, they need to know that there's no statute of limitations on homicide.
And of course, Caitlin Collins, who was recently in the news
for having been told she needs to smile more for daddy.
God, I hate that.
That is such a misogynistic trope.
You know, you could be pretty if you wanted to, but you need to smile more.
You know, that's what they told the little girls at Magaloko.
And on Epstein Island, smile more while daddy rapes you.
So Caitlin Collins says,
well, couldn't you have made that point about no statute of limitations
without comparing the ice agents to Nazis?
And God, there's a lot to respect.
at least in this instance, until I find out about the $90-billion from A-PACC,
Krasner said, why would I do that?
They're taking almost everything they do out of the Nazi playbook.
Yeah, duh.
And all of this shit.
And by the way, down in Kentucky, Andy Bashir is making the same kind of kumbaya noises.
Wow.
Well, I'm not calling it.
I ain't calling nobody Nazis.
And I'm in a Trump state.
He won this state by 30 points, but I'm the governor.
And I'm a suing.
I am a suing Donald Trump's president, his government.
And that's how I'm opposing him.
How that shit work out in 1933, hon?
Well, there's something about all of this that just reminds me of a letter from Birmingham jail.
Dr. King wrote there,
I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate who is more devoted to order than to justice.
Who prefers a negative peace, which is the absence of tension, to a positive peace, which is the presence of justice.
White moderates are the great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom.
He didn't pull any punches.
Oh, Dr. King, why do you have to call out the white moderates?
Why can't you just say moderates?
the white moderate who constantly says, I agree with you and the goal you seek,
but I can't agree with your methods of direct action,
who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom,
who lives by the myth of time,
and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a more convenient season.
Shallow understanding from people of goodwill is more frustrating than absoluteness understanding from people of ill-will.
lukewarm acceptance is more bewildering than outright rejection.
And he went on.
And I think, and I hope I'm not wrong in doing this.
Comparison and contrast is,
well, it was the heart and soul of my college studies.
In the midst of blatant injustice is inflicted upon the Negro,
I have watched white churches stand on the sideline
and merely mouth-pious irrelevancies and sanctimilar.
trivialities. In the midst of the mighty struggle to rid our nation of racial and economic injustice, I have heard so many ministers say,
those of social issues with which the gospel has no real concern, and I've watched so many churches commit themselves to completely otherworldly religion,
which made a strange distinction between body and soul, the sacred and the secular.
God damn, the more things change. The more they stay the same.
and well yeah i agree randy radar said we seem to have two bad u.s senators in pennsylvania you do
and how long's it meant since you had a legit good senator in pennsylvania
arlin specter comes to mind uh casey those weren't exactly
uh men made for statuary uh lea in new york says they don't have to dress like Nazis
I'm sure Greg Bovino thought,
Now you tell me.
Well, it's not a have-to, Lee.
It's a want-to.
Those unis are spiffy.
Uh, re-Nazis,
the Camel Cardinal, the Brother Deacon says,
they don't have to wear the posh Hugo Boss outfit to be Nazis, you say?
What about Trump's good jeans?
Or Moscow Mitch's turtle neck?
Need it a little levity somewhere along the way,
no doubt about it, Brother Deakin.
But going back to a letter from Birmingham,
jail. I didn't get to it yesterday because the conversation that David was so expansive and
wide-ranging. But oh my God, once in a while, you run across one that just makes you
want to eat dirt and run rabbits. This was a fun one. I mentioned toward the end of the
program yesterday that Pope Leo,
ordered an angel's face scrubbed from fresco because,
well, the artist had China decided to paint the fascist prime minister of Italy,
Georgia Maloney, on to the angel.
Yeah.
And from Micah, here's a wild idea.
If you don't want to be called and compared to Nazis,
stop acting like fucking Nazis.
And where Bovine Gregory is concerned,
If not Nazi, why Nazi dressed?
Sis, you're just running around with a nail gun, nailing things.
Jeremy says, ICE isn't Nazis.
Nazis were kind enough to not wear face masks.
True.
They were proud to be Nazis.
And one of the dumber aspects of all of this is that the clowns at DHS,
in order to perform their surge,
well,
as we have found out,
the two murderers of Alex Pretty
are from Takesas.
Of course, I said that all along,
and so, you know, in D.C.,
it was a bunch of national guardsmen from Takesas
and a few from Ohio,
and then,
One poor hillbilly girl got murdered for showing up
because she was trying to get enough money to go to college.
So that's, you know, that's why you've got a bunch of people running around with Hispanic accents.
Maybe that would more appropriately be referred to as a Tejano accent in Minneapolis.
They really were shock troops.
They really are shock troops.
They're still there.
They keep talking about, well, you know, we're going to draw some.
They're drilling down some of it.
No, they're not drawing anybody down.
They're sending them somewhere else.
Michigan?
I can't wait for him to get to Philly.
District Attorney Krasner may not have to hunt down any ice goons.
Folks in Philly may just find them and drag them to the DA's office and say, have at them.
Or what's left of them.
But anyway, I mentioned stupidity.
See, there was a reference, you know, Dr. King,
referencing how the church, white mainstream churches,
looked the other way?
Well, not too long back,
Pope Leo invoked Matthew 2535.
Oh, by the way, Micah noting, Detroit versus everybody,
isn't just for football.
Yeah, you guys will throw squids at the ice guns.
Or is it octopus, this is?
and that's not a that's not a that's not a that's not a that's not a that's not a that's not a criticism
you ever been hit by a frozen squid yeah shut up
but pope leo cited matthew 2535 and said that uh well
you don't just shit on migrants because you can and for those of us who are not particularly
well versed
with our Bible.
Let's try this on.
And we all know that I...
I love my King James Bible
because, well, it's a queer Bible,
put together by a queer king
and translated by some of his queer friends.
Where is it here?
Yeah, there it is.
Let's not be accused of taking it out of context.
When the Son of Man comes in his glory
and all the holy
stop that
and all the holy
angels with him
then he will sit on the throne
of his glory
all the nations
will be gathered before him
and he will separate
them one from another
as a shepherd divides
his sheep from the goats
leave the goats alone
goats are sweet
oh I had to shoot that
I had to shoot that goat twice
because it stunk
and it kept headbutton people
sorry
crusty numb
And by the way, just as an aside, because this is a funsy.
Krusty Nome?
Well, as Joy in Ann Arbor pointed out to me,
that the initials of Christy Lynn Arnold Nome?
Those are her initials.
Anybody notice what that spells?
Clan!
Yeah.
Anyway, back to the goats.
And he will set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
Then the king will say to those on his right hand,
come, you blessed of my father, inherit the kingdom, prepared for you in the foundation of the world,
for I was hungry and you gave me food.
I was thirsty, and you gave me drink.
I was a stranger, and you took me in.
I was naked and you clothed me.
I was sick, and you visited me.
I was in prison, and you came to me.
Then the righteous will answer him, saying,
Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink?
When did we see you a stranger and take you?
you in or naked and clothed you. Or when did we see you sick or in prison and come to you?
And the king will answer and say to them assuredly, verily, verily, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to me,
to one of the least of these, my brethren, you did it unto me. Then he will look to those on the left
and say, depart from me, you curse it into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels,
for I was hungry and you gave me no food. I was thirsty and you gave me no drink. I was thirsty and you gave me no
I was a stranger and you did not take me in, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison, and you strangled me to death.
No, no, no, no, that's the 21st century.
And you did not visit me.
Then they will also answer him, saying, Lord, when did we see you, yada, yada, yada, and assuredly I say to you,
as much as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me, and these will go away into the everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.
And so it was that when Pope Leo cited Matthew 2535,
which somehow reminds me of a one-hit wonder in my old DJ brain,
in the year 2530, no, never mind.
That's 25, 25, sorry, we regret the error.
It came as a question from Pablo Manriquez,
the editor of Migrant Insider, who said,
Pope Leo has cited Matthew 2535 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda.
How would you respond to Pope Leo in Scripture?
He was asking this of Pastor Brother Minister Mullo Moses Mike Johnson,
who is an ordained Southern minister.
He's one of those, oh, let's go back to the letter from Birmingham jail, shall we?
We can do this.
Because it's an important quote.
There we are.
Sorry about the dead air.
if we had a producer they'd be doing that yeah i would have muted my mic said
hey get me burmink letter from burmaham jail again that's okay
there it is yes mike johnson
mullo moses mike johnson
proving that he is exactly the kind of person that dr king was talking about in letter from birmingham jail
paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom
Well, in the moment, Mullah Moses' Mike responded as follows.
Yeah.
Poblio is cited Matthew 2535 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda.
How would you respond to Poblio in Scripture?
So you want me to give you a theological dissertation?
All right. I'll tell you what, I'll post it on my website later today, but let me get a quick summary.
Borders and walls are biblical. From the Old Testament to the New, God has a
allowed us to set up our civil societies and have separate nations.
Immigration is not something that's frowned upon in scripture.
In fact, it's welcome.
We're going to welcome the sojourner and love our nation.
Borders and walls are in the Bible.
Mullah Moses, Mike, I don't know if they taught you this in that gospel sharp
correspondence course that you took, but so is your daughter's
getting jiggy on your junk so they can get knocked up your teenage daughters.
That's in the Bible too. That's biblical, baby.
And if there had been borders and walls, as he alludes, well, how would Mary and Joseph
and the baby Jesus have ever gotten into Egypt and evaded the, well, the ice goons of the day?
Herod's troops who had been sent to kill him, little Jesus.
And that's the problem.
See, I don't even buy into it.
I can never call myself a Christian as long as people like Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson, are calling themselves Christians.
Because I don't want to run the risk of any mistake being made on that great getting up morning
when the whole business was separating the sheep from the goats happens, and the goats and Christy Knoam and,
all the maggots and Mike Johnson get told to depart into the lake of everlasting fire that was prepared
for the devil and these angels. Because if all that Matthew 25 stuff is through it, it's true,
then he's fucked forever. Just ask Rush Limbaugh. They don't even call him that anymore. They just
said, where's the, where's the pineapple guy?
Neighbor is ourself. But what's also important in the Bible is that assimilation is,
expected and anticipated.
Oh, Jesus, wait a minute.
When someone comes into your country, comes into your...
There we are.
The assimilation is important.
When someone comes into your country, they've got to assimilate.
Who was it that said that the other...
Was that you, Steve, in New York, when we were talking about assimilation?
Because that's their big word of the day, the maggots.
Oh, well, the Somalis ain't assimilating.
And the Palestinians, they ain't assimilating.
And, you know, still...
Yeah, still black.
They ain't assimilated.
They're still black.
Oh, the Haitians, they ain't assimilated.
You're eating your dogs.
You're eating the kids.
Still black.
Oh, well, yeah, you know, the Palestinians having assimilated.
Still Muslim.
I mean, sometimes I halfway wish that this shit was real.
Because the comeuppance that a little haircut,
piss ant like Mike Johnson has coming?
He doesn't even want to...
He doesn't even want to...
Have it bother his brain for an instant.
It's the shit that would give him everlasting nightmares
if he ever even bothered to ponder
what he is versus what Jesus taught.
Oh, they're not assimilating.
They're still eating that funny food.
If you're assimilating in America,
You eat meat and potatoes.
You know how long it took them goddamn French people that come down here to Louisiana to get assimilated?
Oh, wait, I'm assimilated.
I just had me some chambolea earlier today.
Son of a bit.
I hope the ice don't get me.
They do not have the right to change its laws or to change its society.
They're expected to assimilate.
We haven't had a lot of that going on.
We haven't had a lot of that going on.
You stupid little white supremacist prick!
The first generation never assimilates, ever.
Do tell Mullah Moses, Mike, about how your people assimilated
when they landed in a place that was just chock-a-block with Native Americans.
Oh, wait, you did assimilate, didn't you?
because you probably would have died without them.
Died like dogs.
Like so many white people did.
Hypocrisy is lost on these people.
These fuckwits.
And the funny thing is we're 51 seconds into the clip
and he ain't even remotely done.
No.
But he sits there smiling that gaseous smile
that is the stock in trade
of a Southern Baptist minister.
Wait.
Now is not the time.
You've got to go back and do it the right way.
Well, these people with temporary protected status,
like the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio,
they did it the right way.
That's why they've got temporary protected status.
That's within the law.
But this pathetic little...
miniature puddle of puk that is Mike Johnson doesn't see it that way because doing it the right way
to Mullah Moses Mike Johnson means doing it the white way and until they're white he ain't much
interested going on when people cite passages out of the Old Testament they say well you're
supposed to take care of the sojourner and the neighbor treat them as yourself blow me Mikey
The Pope didn't cite the Old Testament.
He cited two words that allegedly came directly from the lips of Jesus H. Christ, the son of the living God.
The people who run around citing the Old Testament, Mullah, well, that's your folks, who run around saying,
oh you know it says in leviticus that a man shall not put on the raiment of a wo man and a low man shall not put on the raiment of a man
when they were all wearing dresses you dumbass
oh it shall be wrong for a man to lie with a man as they lieth with the woman
oh so men shouldn't lie to women men like they lie to women so that means a guy should go up and say
dude i love you and mean it there's our obligatory star trek reference
for the evening. Yay!
What's that, Micah?
Oh, it's Octopi,
and I feel like we quit doing that when Joe closed,
when the Joe closed, or maybe
that was going to the playoffs,
either than...
Oh, and Micah adds,
I'm currently eating Mexican. Guess I'm screwed.
No, no, no, no. We got it wrong. When they said, when a man lies with
a man, he should be stoned.
They meant
that the fellas needed some
Good, good.
Yeah, some peanut butter and jelly cush or something.
And there you were, Bill.
We'll start out the program by talking about that Nebuchadnezzar of Mexican gasoline
and a three-foot-long swirly straw.
Swirly straw that long, probably collapsed my skull.
But damn just sometimes I don't feel like it would be a fine thing to do.
I welcome then in.
Yes, but that is an admonition to individuals, not to the civil authorities.
The civil authorities are given authority under scripture to maintain...
You stupid fuck.
The civil authorities?
No, it has nothing to do with the civil authorities.
There's no stuttering involved.
I mean, I presume that there was a civil authority in Sodom,
and there's nothing in the Old Testament about the civil authorities in Sodom getting it wrong.
Oh, let's see. Now, what does it say?
Now, this...
Oops. There it is. Pops right up in the search.
That would be your Ezekiel 16, 49, and 50.
Now, this was the sin of your sister Sodom.
She and her daughters were arrogant...
Why do we always make that...
She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed, and unconcerned.
They did not help...
the poor and needy.
They were haughty and did detestable things before me.
Therefore, I did away with them, as you have seen.
The detestable things, there's nothing in there about boys-like and boys,
or girls-like and girls.
No, the detestable thing is that they did not help the poor and needy, and they were haughty.
Those weren't individuals.
Pastor Mike, brother Mike.
That was the civil authority, you fuck.
Romans 12, you want to do this?
Romans 13 says that the civil authorities are God's agents of wrath to bring punishment upon the wrongdoer.
And it says if you do right, you have no fear of the civil authorities,
but those civil authorities are necessary.
It's a call.
Romans.
Now he's finally found the New Testament.
You know what else goes with that?
Woo, now, what'd he say?
Yeah, the book of Romans.
Which, by the way, if you've ever studied the Pauline stuff in the New Testament,
where Paul is concerned, Romans is Paul's dark side of the moon.
Really, it's like Paul on acid.
What would that be?
Yeah.
It wasn't in Romans.
It's actually in Ephesians, Colossians, and First Peter.
I suspect that Mullah Moses Mike, based on the allegations of his grinder account,
had his first Peter a long time ago.
Yeah.
Slaves obey your masters.
Uh-huh.
Just as you would obey Christ.
Slaves obey in everything.
Not just when you're being watched.
Slaves, submit to your masters, this is that first Peter, with all respect, not only to those who are good and gentle, but also to the unjust.
But you also have to understand that at the time, and Mullah Moses might be an absolute fucking hypocrite, would never smarten up the chumps.
That's the first thing they teach in Southern Baptist Seminary.
you know the three commandments you can't cheat an honest man never give a sucker an even break
and don't smarten up the chumps and he's not going to smarten up the chumps and and explain to them that
uh paul was sitting in a prison cell in rome because when he got sideways of the authorities
there in palestine he played
He said, oh no, wait a minute.
No, I may be Jewish, but I'm a Roman citizen,
and I demand my Roman citizen rights to be tried before Caesar.
And so they said, right.
I don't know why the Romans always have a Monty Python British accent.
Off you go.
And they sent him to a prison cell in Rome,
and eventually the Romans got around to
oh, I don't remember crucifying him or beheading him or something like that.
And so his writings are overshadowed by that.
And that's why he writes all this hallucinatory stuff about,
hey, you know, it's, talk about weird.
Listen, it's better that you not have sex at all.
But if you do have sex, please get married because Jesus is going to be, I mean, he just said he was going around the corner for a, for some falafel and some hummus.
And he'll be right back.
I mean, hell, it may be tomorrow.
But again, don't smart enough the chumps.
It's a calling to maintain order in society, and we have not had that.
When Biden and Harris opened the borders wide for four years, we had as many as 20 million illegals come across the country.
No, we fucking didn't.
See, that's all part and parcel of what I've said so many times.
You know, the Pope at Rome does not recognize the authority of the Greek Orthodox patriarch.
The Protestant church does not recognize the authority of the Pope at Rome.
And Southern Baptist ministers, like Mullah Moses' Mike, don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
What?
I got a bottle of liquor in my goodness me.
Let me put that.
I thought it was green beans.
Christianity is so mostly dead in this country.
And pretty much always has been.
That's why the framers of the Constitution and the founders and the authors of the Declaration of Independence and what you have you were all non-Christians, or mostly all non-Christians.
Deists, as it were.
believers in the
eternal
outside of time clockmaker
that Aristotle had
suggested. Funny how
they executed Socrates
but not Aristotle.
Well, it was a different time.
And of course,
I didn't mean to turn this into prayer
meeting Wednesday and I apologize.
But there's another
verse out there
that applies to
the pastor here.
I think it's biblical.
That apparently has stumped the search.
Yeah, there it is.
This one's in the Gospels.
Not an Old Testament about it.
Woe to the scribes and Pharisees.
It's from the book of Luke.
And the whole thing, Luke 1137,
to 54 is just
Jesus
describing Mullah Moses
Mike Johnson didn't have much for
hypocrites
Yeshua, the brown-skinned Palestinian
day labor and semi-literate itinerant rabbi did
ye blind guides
who strain out a gnat
and swallow a camel
And that's Mike Johnson in a nutshell.
Oh, I wish he was in a nutshell.
Where's that nutcracker?
You all know many dangerous people, hardened criminals, child molesters, rapists, murderers, all the rest, terrorists who came in.
Methodists?
Uh-huh.
The 20 million rapists and father rapers and mother stabbers who came in under Biden and Harris.
You servant of the father of lies.
So the dude who's out there making street tacos, that's a dangerous father-stabber and mother-raper.
Is that your point there, Mullah Moses?
The country, we did not take care of our borders.
Sovereign borders are biblical and good and right, and they're just.
Because it's not because we hate the people on the outside.
It's because we love the people on the inside.
love our neighbor as ourselves as individuals.
Yeah, as individuals who are in a concentration camp in El Salvador.
You love them at a distance.
Love them, don't think about them, don't try to save them from torture and torment
and grim, grisly miserable death.
Civil authority and the government has to maintain the law,
and that is biblical and it's right and it's just,
And the Pope is a merry worshiper and a micro-snapper, and he's the whore of Babylon.
I'm paid attention in my Southern Baptist Church, y'all.
But that's the thing, you know, Jesus, they're all about, you know, when Jesus comes back,
but there's also that passage out there that says no man can know the time nor the place of his return.
So for all we know, for all Mullah Moses' men,
Mike knows for all anyone professing Christianity who claims yet to support the pedophile in the White House knows.
By the way, there's some verses about him, too.
Better that a millstone should be hung about his neck and dropped into the sea,
then he should harm one of these little ones.
Yeah.
Mullah Moses, Mike, your Jesus may have already died.
in one of your filthy fucking concentration camps, you monster.
Your Jesus may have been shot ten times in the back on a frozen street in Minneapolis
or shot three times twice in the chest and one in the arm on another frozen street in Minneapolis.
I mean, this isn't hard to sort out if you...
Honestly, it's not hard to sort out if you are a real practicing Buddhist.
A real practicing Hindu, a real practicing Jew, a real practicing Muslim, a real practicing, I know, they're fucking rare, Christian, it's not hard to sort out if you are an animist of indigenous faith.
The only people who seem unable to sort this out are the white people who sit in their fine churches every time the doors open.
and then hope they can get out in time to get to the liquor store because it closes early on Sundays.
What's that, Jeremy?
Oh, okay, you get a long cowbell for Paul.
Listen, Jesus said he's going around the corner and be right back.
Funny stuff.
Well, thank you.
Don't forget the fucking Satsiki, Jesus.
The falafel ain't worth it without it.
So there's a Mediterranean place over in Somersville.
and I have the worst luck there.
You know, I mentioned earlier, I didn't get my ranch for my fries.
And I don't know, and, you know, I call ahead because I don't want to waste a lot of time sitting around waiting.
And I was very, you know, I said, make sure I get my ranch.
And they're, oh, yes, ma'am.
And, you know, when I go to the Mediterranean place, it's actually, it's like Greek-ish.
but it's actually run by some Egyptian guys, and they do a great job.
I don't know why they took the grape leaves off their menu.
But again, don't forget the Sisiqi, because the falafel ain't worth a fuck without it.
Every time I call, I said, you know, listen, I want the Europlatter,
but I need some extra Sitsiki for my fries, because I like the Sitsiki on my fries.
And I say, you know, I need three Satsikis.
And then the people taking the...
orders are like, you know, young women from the area, and we both speak the common tongue,
hillbilly, and nope, never happens. I've given up. I go ahead and ask for it, but I know it's
not going to be there when I get home and open it up. Oh, that's a good point, Steve, in New York.
Odd. Civil authorities bring wrath. Odd. Sister thrice married Kim Davis.
didn't follow the civil authorities.
No, and she's still trying to get out from under it.
But she's got a big old, what, half a million dollar judgment hanging over her?
Little hillbilly noggin.
And the twists and turns of Mullah Mike, Steve says,
it's amazing the twists and turns he has to take.
Plainly stated the guy is a Satanist, not a follower of Jesus.
Steve, the Satanist would be pissed because the Satanists would not do any of this shit.
What he really is, is a follower,
of the specifically sadistic aspects of the Old Testament, Yahweh.
Not the loving, none of the loving stuff or the gently guiding.
No, this is the mean shit.
This is the kill every human being on the planet shit, you know, from before the flood.
Right.
Oh, and assimilation.
Kim in New York says, isn't that what the Nazis said about the Jews in Germany?
They couldn't assimilate?
Uh-huh.
And since when is assimilation a primary function of what it means to be an American?
Last I checked, well, what was it?
When the initial research regarding Leith Erickson's discovery,
white people in their discoveries, of the new world, you know,
300, 400, 400 years before that criminal,
Christopher Colombo, got some other criminals to sail across the ocean blue with him.
Who had to hissy?
I mean, no, shit, who was fit to riot in the streets of New York?
Yeah.
The Italian community.
Was anybody out there screaming about how they hadn't assimilated
because they were still respectful of their Italian heritage?
And I'm not picking on people.
I think this assimilation is bullshit
is just rhetoric hiding racism
and it's a fig leaf you'd have to find with a microscope
because it doesn't work, it doesn't cover.
Now, I've never
I've never
spent any significant amount of time
around there, but
is there anybody that will credibly make an argument
that the Hasidim
that the
Lubavichers
you know the really
hardcore Orthodox Jewish community
in like
what
Williamsburg Brooklyn
that they've assimilated
fuck the Amish
the Mennonites
okay maybe not so much the Mennonites
they have parking lots in their churches now
but you know
you'll be careful among those English
barn raisin, rum springa,
quietly covered up child sexual abuse?
Where's Mullah Mike Johnson
on the assimilation of the Amish?
In the very state that that fucker represents,
Louisiana, there's a complicated history.
The English drove the French out of Canada,
or tried to,
And a lot of, and we don't talk about it, but it was its own trail of tears.
Thousands died somewhere between Quebec and Louisiana, which at that point in time, was a third of the freaking continent.
There's a reason St. Louis, San Luis, named after a canonized French king.
When they got to Louisiana, Louisiana was not possible.
part of the United States.
It had been French, but the Spanish were running it,
and they went about the business of continuing to be French.
Spoke French, maintained their cultural traditions,
until Napoleon sold Louisiana to Thomas Jefferson,
because he was hard up for cash, Napoleon was,
and he had a real misadventure with malaria and yellow fever in Haiti.
His white boy troops dropped like flies.
So he sold Louisiana to Thomas Jefferson at three cents an acre.
And the United States took possession.
And guess what the United States said.
Hey, y'all ain't Americans.
You don't speak Merkin.
You ain't assimilated.
And what about the same thing in regard to the Acadian people
who had then, who had also gone about the business of intermarrying with,
the indigenous and various peoples of color and creating a Creole society.
Yeah, Mullah Moses, he sure does love that.
They're a too-fay now, don't he?
And eventually the civil authorities that Mullah Moses, Mike Johnson,
wants people to obey,
made laws that forbade the speaking of the French language in Louisiana,
and children were beaten in schools.
for daring to say something as un-American as...
Come onseva?
Je met by Louie?
Yeah.
Funny thing about those English-speaking cultures.
They're all about culture until it's anyone's but theirs.
Consider the cultural eradication of the Indian schools, both in the United States and Canada.
I don't want to hear a goddamn word out of some maggots' filthy fucking mouth about assimilation.
People with my surname gather down in North Carolina every summer for the Highland Games,
and all the men run around in cute little plaid skirts and billowy puffy shirts,
and, like, throw logs and axes and pretend to fight with swords and drink too much.
Appalachia is defined as first the English came and built a house,
the Germans came and built a barn, and the Scottish came and built a still.
They literally imposed their culture on the land and people.
I can get in my car and drive to places like Glenn Daniel, Glenn Jean.
That's Gaelic.
Gaelic.
But that's okay because white people.
And you know what?
White folks do assimilate.
No, no, no, wait, no, they don't.
They appropriate.
In my brown liquor days, once I learned about it,
I stopped buying
Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey
when I found out that Jack Daniel
had no idea how to distill shit
let alone corn
but a black man knew how
same thing with George Washington's beer
or his vaunted
pot crop
assimilation
my achin back
and from Lee in New York
Borg do not assimilate
Know who else?
The early Jews, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob
did not assimilate.
They kept their ways.
Uh-huh.
And the thing is, we just do this
as a matter of course, as a little radio community
that I'm sure Mullah Moses Mike has never heard of.
But if we know it,
why don't the people empower?
Could it be that people like us
take matters of faith and religion more seriously
than the people who spend all their time talking about how seriously they take their faith in their religion?
I'm halfway tempted to believe that Mulla Mike Johnson is one of those weirdos
who says, because they teach this in Southern Baptist seminaries.
Well, you know in the Bible where it says they drank wine, that wasn't really wine?
That was grape juice.
You stupid little bastards.
The yeast forms on the grape.
It can't help but turn into wine and couldn't help turning into wine all the way up until, you know, pasteurization was invented.
Got to get the wine up to about 180 degrees Fahrenheit and hold it that way for a little while. I still remember my brewing knowledge.
That's the only way to keep it from turning into it.
And then you got to bottle it.
and then you've got to heat it again.
Hello, canning.
Hi, Roger.
And there's a famous saying that comes out of this
that God gave human beings
grapes but not wine
and grain but not bread
so that they could participate in the act of creation.
Kind of a sweet little concept.
Same thing goes for people like me, by the way.
But none of these maggot Christians
and want to hear any of this because it destroys everything they believe in
because it's all about what they believe and not what they know.
And they don't believe any of the things that I mentioned.
They believe their Jesus was white and blonde-haired and blue-eyed,
and he's going to come back and he's going to look just like that,
and they're going to know exactly who he was,
and he's not going to be some guy rotting away in a concentration camp in Texas or El Salvador.
or Arizona
or Pennsylvania
God would never
pull a fast one like that
would he?
Because God is
blonde-haired
and blue-eyed too.
Well, he's white-haired
and he's got a long beard
and he looks a lot
like the statue
by Praxitelli's of Olympian Zeus.
Sorry.
Jeremy says
I prefer to base
all my knowledge of the Amish
off the hit
Discovery show Amish Mafia.
I mean, TV
would never just make shit
up out a whole cloth
for entertainment.
Oh, no, they wouldn't.
And by the way,
Speaking of the, where was the assimilation when the,
when that crazy-ass Amish fundamentalist was running around,
shaving off other Amish men's beards for being insufficiently pious?
And from Billable, Rick, you're missing ranch in Sotsiki.
That's how we know that Billable really is a scholar.
He got Satsiki on the first try.
You got to check your bag after they handed it to you for the,
requested condiments. It may piss off the drivers behind you in the line, but at least you can
ask the fast food workers for your missing ranch in Satsiki before driving off.
Hell, I walk into the store and I say, is it in there? Oh, yeah, it's in there. No, it wasn't.
Hell, I asked for double dressing on the two Greek salads and no. Oh, the trials and tribulations
of your humble hostess. And for Matt in San Francisco, hi Matt, assimilate. So no Thai restaurant.
Vietnamese, Italian, Chinese,
all we can eat are hot dogs and hamburgers?
Well, hamburgers are named after a place in Germany.
Not sure about them.
Hot dogs are actually weaners,
and weiner means somebody from Vienna.
They're probably out, too.
Swans! The English ate swans!
There we are!
Matt notes,
echoing the wise words of Mark Twain,
It really should be required that every American travel abroad and see how other countries function.
Damn it, Matt.
You get all profound and then you hurt me.
Don't ask me why assimilate sounds like some sex act that involves the taint.
It's just my ladybugs.
You don't mind, do you?
I ran out of that room.
I didn't mean to go off down this road,
but I didn't get a chance to highlight that Mullah Moses.
Mike clip yesterday.
And so it's been festering and dare I say it, fermenting in my brain for the better part of 36 hours.
And it's best not left to do that.
It's bad things.
Oh, what did I do now, Micah?
Oh, fuck, all caps.
Oh, fuck you, Roxanne.
You know, it takes a lot to get an all caps, oh, fuck you, Roxanne out of my little baby sister, Micah.
That is true.
People chose death rather than to do it.
Because in Canada, when the British prevailed,
well, Randy Radar points out,
the Acadian Exodus also involved a rejection of a British loyalty of.
Oh, I know. It was the ladybugs.
If I was your producer, says Micah,
I'd have a yakking sound effect on standby.
Gross!
Hey, it lives in my brain. It gets to live in yours, too.
Oh, and I didn't see this until just now.
Thank you, Kim.
Who's the greatest victim?
Thank you for your comments on Krasner v. Philadelphia Inquirer and Shapiro.
As you know, I'm Jewish and I'm sick and tired of the refusal to call these brutes what they are.
They're Nazis.
I can't help but feel like Shapiro's outrage about Krasner referring to ice thugs as Nazis is another round of the game.
Who's the greatest victim?
Shapiro and others believe that by calling them Nazis,
it trivializes the Nazis crimes against the Jews during the Holocaust.
I see this time and again, and it infuriates me.
As for the Democrats, I fear those moderate Democrats that feigned the same outrage about using the appellation Nazi are craven opportunists.
It may be a case of redundancy, but I think they're craving cowards,
because they're more interested in what they perceive to be as a path to power than they are doing the moral, right, just, and upright thing.
and look, I have no problem saying only Nazis can be Nazis,
but that does not apply to the word fascist.
And frankly, until we have a complete full and total accounting of the membership of ICE and CBP,
who, it turns out with this promised $50,000 bonus,
basically the only job requirement was a pulse,
until we have an answer to the question that I think it was,
Jamie Raskin put to the maladministration as to how many pardoned criminals from January 6th are in these organizations,
then the burden of proof in production is on the people who are acting like Nazis to prove that they aren't Nazis,
because going all the way back to 2017 and the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia,
when khaki-clad and polo shirt wearing teaky torch carrying fucking Nazis by their own admission
march through the streets of Charlottesville yelling Jews will not replace us
then yeah fuck you Donald Trump and your very fine people they're Nazis
I swear people like Shapiro and I mean thank you thank you for the validation Kim
I sincerely appreciate it.
But until
they can demonstrate
that there is not one single Nazi in there,
you get a Nazi problem.
And again,
as Micah alluded,
if not Nazi, why Nazi shaped?
And look,
it's heading the sand stuff
to think that we don't have Nazis
and haven't had Nazis in this country.
When they were enough of a presence,
before, during, and after Skokie,
that they become a punchline
for the Blues Brothers movie.
I hate Illinois Nazis.
Well, that wasn't just a thing that the writers of the movie came up with.
Hey, we need a villain.
How about some Nazis?
Okay.
Why not the Klan?
Because real Nazis had marched in Skokie, Illinois.
A majority Jewish community.
because it was a majority Jewish community.
It's kind of like what I said earlier at the beginning of the program
about the business with Jeffrey Epstein's message to Bill Gates' advisor
saying, spending Christmas in P.B. with all the Trump boys.
Everybody's like, oh, Jesus Christ, well, Donald Trump was still having something to do with him in 2016.
When we found out months ago that Jeffrey Epstein was at the goddine,
damn Thanksgiving table in
2017 after
Trump was president.
Fuck!
Are we just so overwhelmed
with information that we can't keep up?
I mean, I've said it on this program. I can't keep up.
But things like that tend to stick in my little brain.
I haven't ranted like this
in a while. Maybe I just had it.
Maybe it just all bubbled to the surface.
And honestly,
Kim,
I don't feel good.
saying this, but, you know, that's why I said
with regard to Krasner until I find out that
he's taken empty bachillion dollars from A-PAC
he gets a pass from
me, because he's right,
but how many
and I worry about the
reference to A-PAC.
Because I wonder if that's,
I'll probably catch shit for this too.
But I wonder if us
talking about A-PAC on
the left, ha! What left?
is the equivalent of maggots screaming or Republicans before there were maggots screaming,
George Soros.
I don't think it is, but I worry about it.
Because Josh Shapiro has not hesitated to take APAC money.
Hell, the list of who hasn't hesitated to take APAC money
is much better defined congressionally by the negative.
The much shorter list is who hasn't.
Because as Reverbo famously noted a few nights ago, the epitaph of the United States will be the money was just too good.
But the money and a foreign Jewish lobbying organization, that honestly gets on, I'm at least cognizant of it.
and I feel like that gets on shaky ground
but until
APEC does anything other than support genocide
and basically
sing Israel Israel Uber Ailes
then I'm going to be hard-pressed not to
feel animus toward them
Does that make any sense, Kim?
Because I really do try
I really do try
to
make my objections and my complaints
and my observations
purely fact-based
or sometimes
you know
religiously based
in calling out the hypocrites
that Matthew 6 list
that's a that's a booger
the one with
swallow a camel and strain it a gnat
from Jeremy
the only biblical thing about Mikey Johnson
is his knowledge chapter
and her porn website
here and verse enter time and date, place, and duration spent at said sight, that his adopted
sons watch via his thanks to the Covenant Eyes app.
They both shared a monitor said spent times.
Wait a minute.
Maybe that's why he never knows anything about current events or what someone has said.
He's too busy monitoring the fucking app.
Imagine it probably takes up a significant portion of his time.
Have any of you all noticed the phenomenon where he's not?
if you carry your phone in your pocket long enough,
even when your phone isn't in your pocket,
sometimes you get a little br-drh like you're getting a notification on your phone,
like through the muscle in the muscle of your thigh.
That's weird.
Well, ta-da.
Thanks, Steve, serving as the Horn Ad hoc Larry Krasner Research Department,
A-PAC research department.
What's on the record via chat GPT,
so necessarily one must take it with,
the grain of salt. But
Krasner first elected in
2017 as a progressive prosecutor and has since been re-elected
to multiple terms, winning his third term
most recently in November 2025. Has he
taken donations from APEC?
There's no credible public record or
campaign finance reporting showing that Krasner's
campaign received direct donations from
APAC or from the PACs
explicitly or from PACs explicitly
affiliated with A PAC. In short,
Krasner is the DA of Philadelphia
and has raised funds from a range of
sources, but there's no evidence he's taken money from APAC or APAC linked to political committees
in his DA campaigns.
Well, that's probably why he's not been corrupted.
God, Matt, I'm stuck on what you said.
No Thai restaurants, no Vietnamese.
A horror.
No horror.
No drunken noodle?
No crying tiger?
No fa?
No Bonme?
Where else?
By the way, you know, for anybody wondering, this is a conversation radio.
program. I have been remiss of late in plugging up the stress line. I need to do that as soon as the
program is over. But there's about 20% on the phone and it should make it through a phone call if
anybody wants to jump in. Or you can always come in via the Discord server. We need to figure out a way
and this is just housekeeping. We need to figure out a way if we can, Jeremy, Asa, there is a
dedicated room for just a caller to the program.
And I'm not that conversant with Discord, but I think I need enough administrative permission
to be able to allow someone in there and then figure out how to do it.
That's just, like I said, housekeeping.
And by the way, in terms of housekeeping, we are at $725 in the fundraising deficit for the month
of February, five days in.
because we did spend such an effort and such energy in finishing off the whopping deficit from January.
And so if we could bring in 26 bucks, we at least would not be at $1,000 tomorrow for Friday on the front porch.
So if anybody would like to jump in and help out, it would be greatly appreciated by the entire community,
not just by a little quest for fire propane purchasing moi.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, Micah.
I appreciate it.
I had no idea.
It's kind of...
Randy Radar telling us Apple now provides wired USBC earbuds,
which should probably be used in lieu of the wireless earbuds,
which give off lots of EMF.
Electromagnetic field radiation?
I don't know.
Honestly, I wear these cans for about...
four hours a day.
And these are not buds.
These are real live, no kidding,
broadcast
circumoral
headphones.
And it's part
of why I've got a whopping case of
tenitis.
But
I
I know
it seems like everybody on planet Earth
uses earbuds except your
humble hostess.
Because I
I just can't handle it.
I have a pair of noise-canceling headphones from back in the day when I jumped on in aircraft from time to time.
They haven't seen the light of day since Christ was a corporal in the Army of God.
And maybe what got me thinking about the Mullah Moses Mike Johnson clip and whatnot was because,
Well, I had no idea that it was National Prayer Breakfast Day.
I can't keep up.
But it apparently was.
They had to get NIT with Nero up and jack him up with enough stimulants to keep him conscious, if not coherent.
But they got him up, but they couldn't.
They didn't do, they were sort of S-O-L for coherence, anybody is these days.
But he just did that thing where he puts the hand on the podium and sort of lets the spirochetes take over and meander through his mind and send crap to his mouth.
You know, get the hockey puck.
You have a Robert Jeffers. I don't know if he's here. Is he here, Robert?
Is he here?
Robert Jeffers was on television in 2016
when I just sort of announced I was running
and he said,
I know every candidate very well.
Hold on, just to tweak our memories,
there I was talking about speed
and here I am using the word tweak.
It happens when you deal with the goddess
on the goddess of irony on the level that I do.
Robert Jeffers
is a gospel shock.
from Dallas, where he runs a humongous emporium of hypocrisy called the First Baptist Church of Dallas.
Well, hypocrisy and heresy.
But you can tell that nitwit Niro is not really great this time of day.
Well, there was 17, 18 candidates, me and 17 others.
He said, I know every candidate very well.
and I know Trump a little bit,
but he may not be as good with the Bible as some of them.
He may not have read the Bible as much as some of them.
In fact, he may not have ever read the Bible,
but he will be a much stronger messenger for us,
and he will get things done that no other man has the ability to get done.
Did you notice the little chuckle from the
Christians in the audience when he said,
He may not have read the Bible at all.
Yeah.
And I endorsed him fully, and I said, you know, I didn't want to admit anything.
But that was very interesting.
And I think we've gotten more done, Paula,
than anybody could have ever gotten done.
What we've done, nobody else would have been able to.
Yeah, and the clapping begins.
But the tell there, if anyone was surprised,
is that it's a confession that he's never done anything more than hold a Bible upside down
while asking a general to shoot at protesters in the streets of D.C. back in 2020.
Kind of remind you of, what was it, Paper Moon?
Tatum O'Neill's daddy, Ryan O'Neill, and real-life daddy,
but Ryan O'Neill in the movie, ran a grift, and what was it?
Was it he was a Bible salesman, was he?
Yeah, here we are.
This is the same guy who was hustling a Bible,
you know, the same one that has two Corinthians in it.
And, well, it's worth noting it at one point in time.
Nitwit Nero declared that,
Oh, the Bible is my favorite book of all time.
Why do we have, why?
Why do we have a national prayer breakfast?
But that wasn't the only clip.
He also, because it's all the Spirochetes can shriek at each other anymore,
he took a prayer breakfast and used it to do what he always does and, you know,
slur and belittle his perceived political enemies.
And while we're at it, he went.
on about transgender
insanity.
If it's all confession or projection,
what do you want to bet that,
oh, I don't know.
Kind of makes you wonder if Ava Cordero
knows anything about nitwit,
Nero.
Well, he has a
taste for gawk.
Fucking chasers.
I don't know how a person
of faith can vote for a Democrat.
I really don't.
And I know we have some here today.
And I don't know why they...
And do you hear the whistling and the cheering out there in the cheap seats?
They're here because they certainly don't give us their vote.
I certainly know that we're not going to be convincing them to vote for a little thing called voter ID.
It polls at 97%.
And even the Democrats, the people, the voters, are at 82% for voter ID,
but the leaders don't want to approve it.
They said they will strike.
They will not allow it to happen.
It's polling it over 90%.
They'll strike.
Democrats will go on strike?
I wonder if he makes it through the winter.
And I think it's still legal in this country to speculate on the obviously poor health of a president.
God knows we had four years of maggots.
Joe Biden is so old?
No.
This pumpkin-colored clown.
is the oldest man ever to assume the presidency
oh my god
Ramam a ding-dong for Victoria
who just observed
this is just so perfect
Trump really doesn't strike me as a reader
that's that old Bill Hicks clip
where he went to the Waffle House after a gig in Nashville
and was sitting there reading something
and he said the server came up to him and looked at him and said,
What are you reading for?
The late great Bill Hicks, the prophet, peace be upon him,
said, I've had people ask me what I'm reading,
but I've never been asked what I'm reading for.
It's called voter identification.
When you go to the polls, you show of, yes, my name is so and so.
And I live in the country, I'm here, I can vote.
they say that's not allowed
and everyone's trying
to figure it out
and they do something to win
you know what it is they cheat
but let's get onto another subject
yeah let's get onto another subject cancels
Collegula because we all know
that
everything is
confession or projection
including this
because
well
the lawsuit in Fulton County, Georgia,
that this gang of goons
relied upon to go and steal the
2020 ballots from Fulton County,
it just went to its long home.
It's dead,
dismissed,
singing with the bleeding choir eternal,
pining for the fjords,
and in dismissing,
the case filed by one Garland Favorito who's been pushing this bullshit, and I'm sure was paid handsomely for it for years.
The judge who dismissed it did so bluntly and unsparingly.
Here, petitioners face none of the future uncertainty necessary to maintain their declaratory judgment actions.
The 2020 election is over.
the due process and equal rights violations
supposedly visited upon petitioners
by respondents allegedly flawed execution
of election processes have
already accrued. A
declaratory judgment is never a remedy
for a past wrong.
There's nothing for this court to declare that would
enable petitioners to make better, more informed
decisions about future actions.
Because petitioners do not
present any actual or
justiciable controversies in their various
demands and prayers for declaratory relief,
these claims must be dismissed.
I said a moment ago that Favarito was probably handsomely rewarded for his bullshit actions,
but at the end of the dismissal order, it says,
Petitioner Favarito shall pay $29,285 in legal expenses to Fulton County, Georgia.
So bear that in mind when we...
continue to hear about the attack on the Fulton County ballot office.
But there's a few seconds left of this madness.
Let's get this out of the way.
At that they're the finest, probably anywhere in the world, I would say.
But we're trying to pass voter ID and other things and other things having to do with your religion.
And getting the Democrats to vote is very, very tough.
Getting the Democrats to vote is very, very tough.
It's all just word salad now.
The drugs have finally gotten to his mind.
Not finally, they've gotten to his mind long ago.
I highlighted it on the program a few episodes back.
I'm utterly sold on this theory that it ain't dementia, it ain't Alzheimer's,
it is a lifetime of stimulant abuse.
A lifetime of crank.
Adderall.
Whatever he can get up his nose.
And all the side effects that come with a lifetime of that.
And here we are.
And fuck, this is bad country.
But there was a great moment during this National Prayer Breakfast today.
because Illinois Democrat Representative Jonathan Jackson
drew an ovation
after his prayer.
In that prayer, Representative Jackson, son of Jesse,
said, we pray and speaking directly to Trump,
this ain't about Miller or Johnson or no.
We pray that he, Trump,
would be mindful of the poor, and that the good,
and that he would be invested in the elevation,
the alleviation of suffering happening on farms in the Midwest,
and the families preparing to bury their loved ones in Minneapolis,
remind him that we are all Americans,
all made in the image of God,
and that none of us are free unless all of us have our freedoms protected.
Many people are not lazy.
Many people are simply tired.
many people are simply not okay
and I wonder if Representative Jackson was also thinking about that clip that we shared from
mullah Moses Mike
Matthew 25 teaches us that faith that our gifts are given from God and that we should show them
with compassion toward others but most of all we pray that you would work out your will in his life
that's classic classic speaking truth to power
And just as a, it's not trivial, but just as a note,
Representative Jackson's full name is Jonathan Luther Jackson,
and Martin Luther King was his godfather and his namesake.
There were some people who had a bit of fun with it.
From Illinois State Professor Yusuf Sarfati,
Representative Jonathan Jackson, we pray that you, God,
lead this president to greater levels of compassion.
God, sorry, that's above my pay grade.
And as he sat there, he heard the words
because as others pointed out,
he raised his eyebrows in the same way that he tends to do
when he knows he's been caught.
Another saying, uh-oh, somebody's about to get audited.
Oh, let's talk about painting with damn praise.
Thank you, Kim, I think.
the only thing that makes me appreciate your clips of Joe Scarborough is hearing these revolting clips of the orange bastard.
Does anybody at this religious clavern understand that a prayer breakfast is supposed to be about extolling the virtues of ethics and morality through religion?
I know.
Of course, I'm really nutty, Kim.
I don't think I'd hold a prayer breakfast if it was up to me.
I'd say, hey, instead of having a prayer breakfast, let's all get.
together and go down and help carry groceries out at the food bank.
Let's all go down and get in the cafeteria line behind the steam tables,
and let's do some Matthew 25 work.
Let's feed the hungry.
Here's a crazy one.
Let's send some fucking senators to some homeless.
shelters, to do the laundry, do the bed clothes, mop the floors, sweep them, tend to the
HVAC system, and make sure that the place is warm and clean for the people who lay their heads
upon those pillows and cover their bodies with those blankets.
I know, I know.
What does it say at the end of Mark Twain's The War Prayer?
It's, after delivering his Jeremiahad, the very last line of the war prayer,
Twain says,
It was believed afterward that the stranger was a lunatic because there was no sense in what they said.
What?
Mike Johnson?
Actually go and rub elbows?
with poor, hungry, unhoused people?
Mike Johnson?
Go and actually visit people in prison?
I mean, granted, at one point in time,
some maggots did do that
when they were calling the domestic terrorists
to attack the capital of the United States
on January the 6th, 2021 political prisoners,
haven't been back since.
Yeah, I know.
Lee in New York,
feeding the poor instead of yourself.
Heathen?
Next you'll be supporting Snap!
I know.
Because there was no sense in what she said.
So that's the program.
I didn't know I had a filler rockster in me this evening.
I was so damned addled.
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Pastor, brother, minister
Mullo Moses, Mike Johnson
comes towards you
smarmily blathering
something about
See? They're still black.
They haven't assimilated.
Well, avoid him like the plague
because one may be visited upon him.
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