Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Spring At Last!, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 20 March 2026

Episode Date: March 21, 2026

What horrors does the coming weekend hold in store? Cankles Caligula sends still more Marines to the hell mouth he created. The markets are coughing up blood, though, and that worries him. The Whor, e...r, White House sent out a spam, er, statement that shows Nitwit Nero is past scared. 

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Starting point is 00:00:04 The password is attrition. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussing with America's only liberal transvilly elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.net.
Starting point is 00:00:49 And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this final broadcast for this week. It's Friday on the front porch. It is the 20th day of March, 2006. A day I have long looked forward to, happy first day of spring, y'all. Happy Vernal Equinox.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Ah, winter, at least officially, is over and gone. And soon, soon, your humble oasis will be enjoying warm weather. Ah, yes, yes. Hi, I'm Roxanne. It is. It's Friday on the front porch on the horn. we'll talk about the we'll talk about the password here in a moment but
Starting point is 00:02:04 well it it get it together Kate yeah you'll find us if you should just be happening
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Starting point is 00:03:59 somebody like that. But for a little independent broadcast like this, it's a mighty big deal. And I don't know, the more likes, the more the more recommendations, the more the algorithm recommends it to other people. And boom, we might get there before another year. that would be really really wild um but if you're listening if you're listening live uh thanks for joining us that way good group in the aforementioned merry wacky zany this evening waiting to greet you should you pop by uh uh hey gang hey ralps hey squeaky hey sylvie hey theo and there's
Starting point is 00:04:41 uh horn chief agronomist chief mathematician bud trimmer emeritus and zimmer just extraordinaire roger in Oregon. We're at the end of the week. I don't know about you, but, well, my brain is kind of worn out. But it seems like it gets this way every week's end. And, of course, the end of the wink, wink, really, Roxanne? The end of the week brings new anxiety as we wonder what fresh hell the dictator in the White House emphasis on the dick part and very little emphasis on the very little
Starting point is 00:05:26 dick part of dictator we'll do this weekend and well it might be like last Friday and we'll get some sort of a spam from the White House troll account telling us you know where they've tried to start the war next yeah indeed the O noting blessed Ostarra to everyone. Yes. And spring began, by the way, with the news that Chuck Norris is no longer with us, having passed away yesterday at the age of 86. My condolences to anybody who was, like, wrapped up in Chuck Norris, whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:15 But, yeah, so old winter passes away, and old Chuck Norris passes away. Nile Nisi Bonham. But, yeah, brand new fresh horrors potentially awaiting. We'll get into all of it eventually this evening. It is, like I said, Friday on the front porch, and there's a button, I presume, at the top of head on. Live, but we'll take you to the old holler tree discord group where you can join in the conversation. And new voices are always welcome. The old voices are always welcome. And, well, I hope we have a really good conversation this evening. We usually do. But every program
Starting point is 00:07:11 here at the horn begins with gratitude. And this program is no different. Thank you, first of all, to Charlie at APS Radio News. Charlie rebroadcasts us on his YouTube channel, APS Radio News. And so that adds to the number of people who might be hearing the program. Thank you again so much, Charlie. Thank you. Thank you. And thanks as well.
Starting point is 00:07:37 To Ralphs. Thank you, Ralphs. And thank you to Vincent. And thank you to Reverbo. Thank you to Dr. John down in Taliban. Thank you to Armand. Thank you all for being partial sponsors of the program and helping to keep independent liberal progressive broadcasting afloat here in our 20 second, well, moving through our 23rd year
Starting point is 00:08:03 because the anniversary was on February 4th and the other anniversary is on October the 24th. Now, as to the password, oh, well, let me tell you where the deficit lies. The deficit, and since this is the 20th, and that means that there are seven more broadcasts remaining in the month of March. In order to finish the month of March fully funded, the deficit is $3,255. $3,255. So let's try to knock some of it down. We got started on this past Monday. We're basically a week behind with where we would need to be to be on track for full funding.
Starting point is 00:08:59 This past Monday has 200. Let's see. So to get caught. up to Monday would be 1,490 bucks to finish the week, or something like that. I'm siphren on the fly, and I'm not, I'm not, I'm not reliable in that regard. But we all know that. As to the password attrition, well, this one, this one hit kind of hard. because it's one of those things that's tied up deeply in memory.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I mean, one of the earliest sounds that I remember hearing over and over and over again because, well, my father was a bit of a news junkie. And I remember being in the car as a little one. and hearing the sounder at the beginning of the top of the hour radio news for CBS. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Can you hear it in your head? Can you? I can.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And for me, well, I would go on to anchor top of the hour newscasts and bottom of the hour headlines, et cetera, at CNN. Honestly, I can't. My mind doesn't even recall what that sounder sounded like. but the but the sounder for cbs news well cbs news was the gold standard of radio news having been broadcasting for almost a hundred years imagine that well no more cbs radio news is dead and it's just so stinking sad nasty little fascist barry weiss in conjunction with Tom Sibrowski announced the killing of CBS Radio News earlier today, along with other cuts to CBS News in general. This was to be expected when that vulgar old billionaire Larry Ellison and his trashy,
Starting point is 00:12:05 son what, David, or is it, or do I have it backwards? Does it matter? They're billionaires. They're trash. When they acquired CBS News, we knew it would not be good. Cuts to the 1,100-person newsroom are deemed required to remain competitive. The folks who worked in the radio division, along with the 700 affiliate stations across the country, we're told today that it's all going to end on the 22nd day of May, 2026, and every single person in the radio news division at CBS will get the acts.
Starting point is 00:13:10 To me, it's heartbreaking. because of, well, this all figures into how I feel about radio generally. I consider radio to be a very warm medium because it requires the participation on the other end of the broadcast because you're only using one of your five senses, your head. hearing to process the information. And you have to be, therefore, a somewhat willing participant in the broadcast,
Starting point is 00:14:00 just by listening. It is so far removed from the modern trend toward video, which is to me an absolutely frigid, ice-cold medium, because all you have to do is sit there and have things come at you,
Starting point is 00:14:27 not through simply your ears, but through your eyes as you are mesmerized by whatever is being said. It's just fucking sad. Thank you, Lee in New York. Larry, father, owner of Oracle, David's son, owner of Skydance, signed Lee, researcher in New York City.
Starting point is 00:14:53 like I said potato potato. They're both trash, as are the vast majority of billionaires. As we found out, just for example, through, well, the Epstein files, goodbye, CBS Radio News, goodbye. You did not deserve this fate, and no, it was not necessary to shudder it, except for the fact that, well, we've got to make the Ellison's richer, y'all. They're suffering. They've only got billions upon billions upon billions of dollars, and they need more,
Starting point is 00:15:46 because they, as we have said long and long on this program, they want it all. And they don't much care about warm media versus frigid, frozen media. Over the air radio. I mean, I think you can argue that, yeah, over the air radio is sadly dead. Two. Easy come, easy go. You win some, you lose some.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Jeremy pointing out for years, C.J.D.E. Out of Montreal broadcast 60 minutes via the radio, and that too died when Iheart bought out so many stations. That'll cost you money to hear it as well as the legendary station. See Home. Is that what that is? Yeah. And a little ditty to hum courtesy of Sylvie, when Donnie Trump goes away someday. hurrah you'll have to feel you'll have to forgive the singing when Donald Trump goes away someday hurrah hurrah when Donald Trump goes away someday we'll fill the streets and laugh and play and we'll all be free when Donald Trump goes away when Donald Trump goes there'll be no grief hurrah
Starting point is 00:18:01 when Donald Trump goes there'll be no grief hurrah hurrah when Donald Trump goes there'll be no grief hurrah hurrah when donald trump goes there'll be no grief just an international sigh of relief and will bill be free when donald trump goes away when that day comes we'll stoke the stroke hurrah hurrah when that day comes we'll stoke the stroke hurrah when that day comes we'll stoke the stroke the punchline of this horrible joke will finally end when donald trump goes away McDonald's hamburgers do their part. Hurrah, hurrah. McDonald's hamburgers do their part. Hurrah, hurrah. McDonald's hamburgers do their part,
Starting point is 00:18:47 clogging up his veins and heart, and we'll all be free when Donald Trump goes away. God, I hope I didn't lose the entire Friday on the front porch, horn family community congregations that. Blame Sylvie because it kind of, you know, it was done. to a tune and it doesn't come across unless you at least make a passing attempt at the melody itself yeah and uh from balmer bob march to war madness oh clever donald trump's fraudulently self-described
Starting point is 00:19:30 secretary of war pete haggseth had this to say about his 200 billion dollar appropriation proposal to fund Operation Epstein Fury. Takes money to kill bad guys. This exorbitant amount is a tell that Trump wants to, wants a guarantee of enough money to wage war in the second half of his second term. He fears his voter suppression bill to save me from American Voters Act won't be enacted. Yeah, I was hit with several clips of my own senior senator from West Virginia, Shelley Moore Cameltoe or Capito blathering away about how we had to protect against voter fraud when it occurs in literally percentages that can only be seen with a scanning electron microscope. Meanwhile, her, she is in fact the daughter of it's always worth reminding because not everybody's
Starting point is 00:20:39 familiar with West Virginia history. But yeah, she's the daughter of the single most corrupt, crooked man ever to be involved in West Virginia politics. And I'm talking about that old fraud Arch Moore, who, well, speaking of fraud, became the most crooked politician in West Virginia history by shaking down coal companies. Hopefully this thing does not. Hopefully this thing does proceed or we won't none of us be not many of us will be voting come 2026 well primary well not primaries but the general election is what they're aiming for November of 26 and speaking of war funding you know yesterday we had all those clips we had so many nitwit narrow clips But Tamara, hi Tamara, I hope you recovered, that Tamara just said, nope, his voice just ruins me.
Starting point is 00:22:02 And I'm out. And I understand. I do understand. But he said, well, I don't know. I don't know any boots on the ground. And I certainly wouldn't tell you and then proceeded to give away the game that he's going to invade Harg Island, the Iranian oil loading island there at the northern end of the Persian Gulf. Well, today, today more information coming out, a U.S. defense official told USA Today earlier today that thousands more
Starting point is 00:22:57 members of the United States Marine Corps are being deployed to the Middle East. In particular, one amphibious assault ship with a contingent company of some 2,500 United States Marines, 5,000 already on the way via the USS Tripoli. this of course goes contrary to what Tangerine Tiberius said yesterday I'm not I'm not putting more troops anywhere and I wouldn't tell you if I was
Starting point is 00:23:43 like if we were going to invade that that island of theirs here we are and uh he's in deep shit with the American people because well it's his stupid little war
Starting point is 00:24:09 is deeply unpopular with the American people and apparently deeply unpopular with the holy sacred stock market which took a giant screaming dump today you know how he was blathering about the S&P and the Dow and said I actually thought it would be worse
Starting point is 00:24:44 well it's getting worse now the entirety of 2026 is a net stock markets loss, and every bit of ground gained in 2026 is now gone. Now, let's see, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 45,577, down 440, almost 444 points. The NASDAQ took a header to the tune of 443 points to finish it. 216, the S&P 500 down 100 to 6,506. And, you know, other markets, other markets as well. It was pretty much a free fall Friday.
Starting point is 00:25:45 And an index I've never heard of before, the Russell 2000, and that's smaller companies who are deemed more at risk from interest rates and what have you well it dumped 2.7% of its value today and went into what was called correction territory and correction territory is deemed to be 10% or more off of its most recent peak chief investment officer for carewks financial speaking to CNN David Lout said the stock market remains in negative territory for the year and has made new 2026 lows this week, which means that the market may not yet have found its bottom. The question is, is there one? Gas prices continue to rise at the pumps. I didn't really have the wherewithal, but I did it anyway.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I filled my tank up today because I was down to a quarter of a tank. The cheapest gas prices in this area are to be found at Sam's. So I went there and filled my tank for $3.35 a gallon, whereas a month ago, using my bonus points at Kroger, I had filled my tank for $1.70 a gallon. Wow. So much winning. How you feel, maggot voters? You fucking simpletons. You goddamn dummies. Yeah, how's that winning working out? And by the way, U.S. Treasury yields leapt to the highest level they've been at since July. And gold, Jesus Christ, buy gold now. There's never been a better time to buy gold. Gold is your best hedge against inflation. Call the number on your screen right now, and we won't tell you about all the commissions we get, and we'll just take all your retirement money, Fox viewer. gold dropped to its lowest level since 1983. Wow. And according to CNN,
Starting point is 00:28:42 who, by the way, may cease to exist sometime soon, thanks to the Ellison's as well. You know that they want to do Daddy's bidding there, or at least transform it into some sort of golem of Fox News, TV, Radio Rwanda. Well, CNN said, The war with Iran is sending energy prices soaring, raising concerns about inflation
Starting point is 00:29:09 and complicating the outlook for central banks across the globe. Uncertainty about the duration of the conflict and the prospect of higher for longer interest rates to combat inflation are dimming the outlook for stocks. Sadly, sadly, because of the decline in defined pension
Starting point is 00:29:33 benefit funds. A lot more Americans were driven into the stock market and are sitting and watching the value of their future just ebb away.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Randy Radar says if you have a margin account you can short the ticker symbol QQQQ. That's a bit Greek to me because I have no stocks. I am but an humble transbilly elitist. Emilio noting, winning, so much winning, so much winning.
Starting point is 00:30:21 I mean, winning. Yeah. And from Christopher, happy Friday, Christopher. Donnie Trump goes away, hooray. I heard the llama's screeches of despair all the way from here in the great northwest as her poor eardrums were being violated. Shame, shame. Michelle fed her two boys last night, myself and David.
Starting point is 00:30:48 She prepared her universally famous, refried black beans and chicken enchiladas. Yummy. Happy Friday horn family. Oh, those sounds so good. And by the way, since we're in the midst of all of this chaos, let's find some, let's find pleasure and joy where we may. This will be an unpaid product placement. but I found something at Sam's. The brand is Ajin Moto.
Starting point is 00:31:22 I think it's A-J-I-N-M-O-T-O. And it is frozen Tonkatsu pork ramen. We've joked over the years about, you know, when things would get so desperate that I was down to eating the plane back then, cents a packet ramen from the Wiggling Pig, the ones that didn't even come with the boozy, boosy extra flavor booster packet. Well, this is not that. This stuff works out to about $3 a bowl.
Starting point is 00:31:58 It comes in a four pack. It is frozen. You just add water to it and stick it in the microwave for four minutes. And I'm not kidding. And it's got a little slice of brazed pork atopis. it and the seasonings and trimmings. And once it microwaves, the chasu pork is super tender. And the Tonkatsu broth that it makes is, I'm not kidding, restaurant quality.
Starting point is 00:32:36 So if you've got a Sam's or if you look somewhere else, you might find it there. But oh my heavens. I had it last night. I made some for Victoria. And we both absolutely loved it. So I highly recommend it. Because, you know, it's not going to, well, okay, Southern California and the American Southwest,
Starting point is 00:33:02 notwithstanding, it's still going to be soup weather for a little while yet. And goodness gracious, it's good. Ajumoto Tomkatsu pork ramen yum and I check to see if they've got it at the not nearly as boogie
Starting point is 00:33:22 Sam's in Beckley and they do so hmm yeah what's that Amelia the Colombian spy says Communist Talkress admits to not having any stocks just like Jeffrey Dahmer I meant whining
Starting point is 00:33:42 earlier earlier oh you meant whining and not winning okay and by the way speaking of Columbia who knows who knows where the war is going to travel next yeah you might recall that in advance of the illegal war and kidnapping of Nicholas Maduro not a fan but legal is legal and illegal is illegal, they set up the fig leaf for that via judicial action. Well, earlier today, we learned that the United States DOJ is now investigating Colombian President Gustavo Francisco Pethro Oreggo over allegations that he has ties to drug traffickers. And that's a exactly what they did with Maduro.
Starting point is 00:35:07 So we may make war on Columbia and abduct, kidnap their duly elected president. Over at the Tennessee Holler, they posted completely out of control. Yeah. And poor Kyle Kalinsky about had a connoption over on that, platform formerly known as Twitter saying this is what they did before they abducted
Starting point is 00:35:49 Maduro they're going to try regime change in Colombia as well for the love of God all caps impeach him 25th Amendment he needs to be fucking stopped wake the fuck up breathe Kyle breathe guard your guard your bliss guard your blood pressure mm-hmm uh... Mecchi Hassan said remember this is how they tried to legally justify their criminal abduction of Maduro because cornered rats do dangerous things and nitwit Nero is a cornered rat. As far as that $200 billion that Baltimore Bob mentioned, Hi Bob.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Jeremy says they want funding for another 120 days of war well into the fall. Think September. Well, $200 billion would be, and we're blowing through a billion dollars a day. That would be 200 more days, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Sylvie says, Over the air radio was the first mass medium.
Starting point is 00:37:21 People have no concept of the sheer importance of over-the-air radio. Before film, there was radio. Records of major events exist because radio was there to document them. The sinking of the Titanic in 1912, recordings of early presidents, outbreaks of war, assassinations, disasters were lifelines of information. Radio was there while newspapers scrambled to match the immediacy radio provided. Think about the reporting of the explosion of the Hindenburg.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Lake Hurst? Lake Wood. Lake something, New Jersey. And that, by the way, that incredibly famous moment, that narration was by another West Virginia broadcaster
Starting point is 00:38:26 and before you say it Lakehurst. It was Lakehurst, wasn't it? But Sylvie continues and said while early radio entertainment
Starting point is 00:38:45 shows took books and magazines as their formats with such programs as Little Orp and Annie the Lone Ranger Flash Gordon when television came to its own it copied the formats
Starting point is 00:38:55 of those radio shows radio was a giant the world's first mass news and information medium radio was and could still be the backbone of america sadly and sylvia is correct we do not realize fully what we have lost and it was a much more free medium as well you know, until the Telecommunications Act of 1996 brought to us by Bill Clinton signing it into law so that Rupert Murdoch could create an empire that would go on and whose sole purpose initially was just tormenting Bill Clinton, you know, during the Great Cleanest hunt. All alone in the moonlight. Memory? No, no, stop that. Stop that this instant?
Starting point is 00:40:11 No, not even spoken word. We're not going to do lyrics either. Yeah. And from Gino, gas? Loving the Tesla while hating the scum and the solar panels on the roof haven't noticed any price increases. Ah, Gino, I love that for you. I'm in fact.
Starting point is 00:40:36 well jealous and thank you but thank you to rob who says you god damn dummies is a thought I have every day I know I know and so we are now down from let's see
Starting point is 00:41:02 Charlie got us down to 3250 and we are now down to 3225 Thank you, Rob. Thank you so much. And, oh, God bless the onion. Thank you, Ralph's.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Ralph's notes from the onion. Trump threatens airstrikes on U.S. gas stations. Lower your prices now or face the might of the American military, says Commander-in-Chief. Ding, ding, ding, ding, this is CBS Radio News. In a promise to address the pain, Americans were feeling at the pump as his war with Iran approached its fourth week, President Donald Trump threatened Friday to launch airstrikes against U.S. gas stations if they did not lower their prices. These terrible places must stop overcharging Americans every time they put fuel in their car,
Starting point is 00:42:04 or I will have no choice but to unleash a massive bombing campaign against them, Trump said during a White House press briefing, stating that he had already asked the U.S. Navy to send aircraft carriers to regions where American gas stations operate. Someone told me the price of unleaded gasoline in our country has risen 32% in the past months. Can you believe that? So if I've instructed our intelligence community to provide me with a list of targets among the quick trip 7-Elevens and come and goes,
Starting point is 00:42:34 in case these general stores responsible for this outrageous situation, and if they do not comply immediately, they will face total destruction. The president went on to criticize gas stations. for raising prices at a time when the nation was engaged in a major military operation overseas saying there would be no war profiteering on his watch. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Thank you, Ralph.
Starting point is 00:43:10 And it gave me an opportunity to do my old radio news anchor voice. Ah, I don't know. Randy Radar says apparently they don't use Thorazine darts anymore. They use knockout gas. Oh, that's just what they want you to think. Then you hear the, and it will sting in the side of your neck and... Ah, nappy by. Well, Emilio's feeling his oats today.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Lindsay, Ladybug's Graham loves come and goes. Yeah. And by the way, we got a $25 challenge on the table, courtesy of Routes. from George decay in honor of his comment here, Ralps offers up a $25 challenge that, well, if someone answers it, that $25 will turn into 50,
Starting point is 00:44:26 courtesy of Ropes, and we'll be down to $3,200 to finish the month of March. Yeah. George Ticay, responding to a statement by Caroline, Real Poo-Poo, Leave it Alone, who said rest assured there is a plan george decay responded no one has rested assured since this regime first took office and no there is no plan in iran that's damned clear oh i didn't know i could do a george to kay impression i mean that was just off the cuff and on the fly but still then i think it was you know for a first attempt it was a pretty pretty close approximation
Starting point is 00:45:16 not great but you know kind of like the kind of like the uh chinese restaurant over over uh in oak hill okay chinese it's not great it's not bad it's okay it's okay yeah thank you for the challenge ralps um here's uh here's hoping somebody jumps in on that uh sooner rather than later and we're already not a goose egg for this Friday. So, okay. From Billable Reddick radio moments. Roxanne, I was about to write to you about the explosion of the Hindenburg in Lakehurst, New Jersey. And let's not forget the tragedy of the flying turkeys on WKRP.
Starting point is 00:46:14 God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. They're landing like bags of wet cement. billable continues and says i remember that my father had lps of some of the greatest radio broadcast in history such as lou garrig's the luckiest man alive final address at yankee stadium well and so many of those were broadcast wasn't oh i can't remember because that other great radio network i think has long since gone to its long home i think the lakehurst new jersey broadcast was either on CBS or more likely
Starting point is 00:46:59 mutual broadcasting. Oh, well, thank you, billable. George decay says you deserve a rim shot for that impression. Well, thank you, George decay. It's Friday. It is so, so Friday. So let's see, the market's in the tank. The Marines are on their way to be
Starting point is 00:47:35 thrown into somewhere that they have no business being. Oh, but as Charlie over at APS Radio News informed me, well, isn't that sweet? The special relationship has been revived with Mother Angaland. Keir Starmer has apparently knuckled under to Daddy and said, Well, okay. You can use... I say, old chap, yes. We've decided you can, in fact, use our bases here in the United Kingdom
Starting point is 00:48:18 to prosecute your illegal war against Iran that you fecking started. Lawmakers in the United Kingdom have agreed to let the US-use British bases to strike Iranian sites targeting the Strait of Hormuz. Downing Street said UK bases. will now be used for U.S. defensive operations to degrade the missile sites and capabilities being used to attack ships. Defensive operations is doing a hell of a lot of heavy lifting there and hauling a whole bunch of bullshit freight for a war that nitwit Nero started when the Straits of Hormuz were pretty much wide open. Up until this point, the U.K. government has allowed
Starting point is 00:49:10 the U.S. to use British bases only to hit missile sites targeting Burmese. British interests in the region. It comes as U.S. President Donald Trump piled pressure on NATO allies, calling them cowards for refusing to offer warships to reopen the strait. Did anyone, anyone, did any leader in NATO have the starch to reply? Him calling us cowards? A guy who got out of Vietnam with a phony below. lonely bullshit letter from a quack doctor that he had bone spurs in his heels. Try again, Julius Gieser. Trump, who has repeatedly berated countries, including the UK, for failing to respond to his
Starting point is 00:50:11 request for support, claimed reopening the key oil and gas shipping route would be a simple military task with little risk. Well, the UK... Yes, of course. You can, yes, you can use our air bases. Uh-huh. But we won't be sending the HMS who gives a dam to patrol the straight. No, no, no, we have more regard for the lives of our British sailors than that.
Starting point is 00:50:47 And it's still an illegal war, so it's still on you. Oh, dear. um leah new york pointing out serilic letter date i noticed that the head on dot live web page has the word march but it's not march it looks like serilic letters you may have been hacked oh i hope not brother deacon asa will have a connoffin if that happens to be the case thanks for the uh heads up lee and uh from uh from balmer bob
Starting point is 00:51:58 Thank you, Baltimore, Bob. Routts' challenge has been met, so we are down to $3,200 to finish the month of March. That's $200 off the halfway point, which was back on Monday. So thank you, Baltimore, Bob. $3,200 to finish the month, and we'll make a real effort to get there. Thank you. Brother Deacon, Asa, $200 billion. if you have to charge the taxpayer a 20% mob vig
Starting point is 00:52:32 anytime you feel it feel it in your bones to launch a new war then what's the other 1,100 billion military budget for this all is complete horseshit 90% of that goes directly into the pockets of Trump and his owners hmm I'm not at all so much look all that lobster and ribby and alaskan king crab legs not to mention probably a whole lot of hookers cost money
Starting point is 00:53:04 and call them working girls and working boys for that matter for nothing i'm guessing uh well you know whiskey pete there with uh the uh the white supremacist's tattoo on his tit and the word infidel in arabic thereabouts as well you know he's probably He probably would like to experiment a little bit if he hasn't already. Also, Brother Deacon Asa says, Did I hear you say they cut CBS News Radio because money? Oh, Roxanne, you sweet summer child.
Starting point is 00:53:44 The billionaire overlords are buying up all the media so they can limit an eventually completely extinguished speech. You think it's a coincidence that Bezos buys the Wapo in 2013? Enron Musk buys Twitter nine years later, and now Ellison buys everything else four years later? Did you think the Nazis were, trying to save money when they screamed accelerationism? Sincerely, the Camel Cardinal, Brother Deakin.
Starting point is 00:54:11 No, I didn't. And yes, of course, you're right. And Ralph says, thanks, Bulmer Bob. Thanks, indeed. Cute Chinese and Thai restaurant names from Randy Radar. Gung Ho in Ludlow, Massachusetts, and Thai one on in Carlsbad, California. Okay, doke. Tie one on.
Starting point is 00:54:50 Yeah. Mm-hmm. God damn it, says Jeremy. First Asa hacks a harp system to send me five inches of wet, sloppy, shitty snow and ice. Now that their new governor, that one in New York City, has gotten to him, and he's secretly forcing us to learn muslin words and numbers. Jeremy, Cyrillic isn't muslin words. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:55:23 I thought that Randy Radar said, I thought that the Cyrillic was on purpose. Roxanne's only happy one season out of the year. Well, if that's the case, then we haven't gotten there yet. No, I'm a spring and summer girl. I confess, I was walking through Sam's today. I stopped and looked at the Betsy Johnson swimsuits for this season. Yes, Bill O'Rick.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Rim shot for Brother Deacon Aces. Email, absolutely. Accelerationism Which reminds me Did we ever get a wrap up on the Accelerationists who were attacking things Like power substations and I think there was some resolution In the Northwest but
Starting point is 00:56:12 What about that whole affair In North Carolina stand? Did they ever catch those people? Oh, that was the point. I guess I missed it, Jeremy. maggots who believe in conspiracy theory don't know the difference between Cyrillic and Arabic words. But I like the fact that Jeremy thinks that the brother Dee can hack into harp and send wet sloppy snow his way. Well, that's the same wet sloppy snow that landed here first, Jeremy.
Starting point is 00:57:01 So I think I get pride of place here. He sent it here first. So I'm sorry. you're just not that high on his priorities list from Sylvie. Muslim takeover? True story in one state read no doubt. Parents were all up in arms when it was announced that in the new school year, students would be taught Arabic numerals.
Starting point is 00:57:28 And every now and then somebody will go out and punk the maggots either by asking them if they approve of children having to learn Arabic numerals in school or the alternative there if they are upset about the consumption of dihydrous oxygen or dihydrous oxide. By the way, we're talking gas prices. The average price of a gallon of gas across the fruited plane as of today was at $3.91. cents a gallon up from two ninety three a month ago and yet nitwit nero called our european allies cowards who're not getting involved in his illegal war well you know at least now the septred isle has joined us and so they too can become targets for iran the uh his majesty's subject
Starting point is 00:59:01 Jacks must be so proud. Yeah. Apparently the French are still telling us to fuck off, though. They hold drudges. They still remember what we did to them after the American Revolution. Well, I'm sorry, Jeremy. Jeremy says, it's getting worse and worse. Now I have to find out secondhand.
Starting point is 00:59:34 It's just wet, shitty, sloppy seconds. Damn it. Well, I mean, he's known me longer than he's known you. I guess what, 7,500 Marines on the way? That's enough for a fresh memorial somewhere on the, on the, on the, on the national mall in D.C. Isn't it? I said the Iraq War Memorial should be in the shape of the big granite pipeline. What should the, what should the Donald Trump Memorial Persian Gulf War?
Starting point is 01:00:34 memorial look like um what would what would manifest the true stupidity of this action on by the way before we go over to the old holler tree this story since we were talking about the demise of cbs radio news well it turns out that paramount owned by skydance owned by the asshole ellison got caught red-handed, trying to tilt the, uh, tilt the news. Among other things, Tony Doakill, hubby to Katie Terrible, um, he's floundering and flopping badly. And so, uh, it turns out that Paramount axed an on-air panel discussion about the genocide in Gaza that was to feature
Starting point is 01:02:04 the perspectives of Arab Americans. Well, instead they pushed a pro-Israel panel. The Arab panel would have featured Alana Hadid. She's a designer and a pro-Palestine activist. And it got quashed, but, well, according to rage bait at Zedio, they went ahead with multiple pro-Israel panels. Justin Barragona writes, Among the three separate sessions Paramount held at its annual global inclusion week
Starting point is 01:03:12 in October 2024 that focused on anti-Semitism was an in-depth panel by Israeli flagwaving CBS reporter Jonah Kaplan featuring pro-Israel self-proclaimed MAGA Lefti provocateur Bata Ongar Sargon. This all occurred just two weeks after Paramount's owner rallied to the defense of Tony Docapill for outrageously painting Tena Hisi Coates as a terror sympathizing extremist over the celebrated author's sympathetic stance toward Palestine. Yeah, imagine being painted as pro-terrorist for simply saying, hey, maybe it's it really is evil and vile and wicked to deliberately slaughter children who can't even participate in war.
Starting point is 01:04:15 And who can pretty much at best only, once they grow a little bit, run and play, but for a large part of their young lives, pretty much lay around and only eat and sleep. Justin Barragunin goes on and notes that Paramount's Office of Global Inclusion has long since gone and taken out back behind the shed and beaten to death with an axe handle because Paramount promised to never do no DEI again no more, never know how, you know, to cancels colligula. God, the sleaze. And here's one just to, again, further the conversation.
Starting point is 01:05:26 I'm getting Discord open now. Out in the great state of Kansas stand, where they didn't have any problem whatsoever stripping drivers away, driver's licenses away from trans people, well, they just came up. a little bit short when it came to making clergy, pastors, preachers, gospel sharps, priests, and the like, mandatory reporters of child abuse. The bill passed the House several weeks ago with only five no votes,
Starting point is 01:06:15 but in the Kansas-stand Senate, it went and died. It up and died. Yes, it up and died. Well, that's your maggot party for you. No problem tormenting a tiny minority, but, well, it's a bridge too far to make priests tell on themselves when they rape children. Talk about swallow a mountain and gag on a gnat. God damn. And so, it's dead, and it'll have to wait at least another year. oh well oopsie daisy wonder how many how many children will be sexually abused or assaulted by the by the representatives on earth of the prince of peace yeah all right so wander over into ye oldie old holler tree at present it's just squeaky and jeremy and i not just juby but that's that's who's there at the moment.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Hey, Jeremy, how are you? Just, just that word. Them people, just. Yeah, I know. You people. I know. So it's okay. I set myself before coming in here.
Starting point is 01:07:53 I'm right for abuse. I just wanted to put out there for you get started into this. For no one that comes in tonight, I use Discord pretty much every night for, you know, solid three hours a night. And I've been noticing this week that after three or four people get into any given room, someone will feel like they've been knocked out. You can talk. You can hear them.
Starting point is 01:08:15 We cannot hear you. Do not be disgruntled and say, why do you kick me out? Please leave quietly and come back at a reset. Common problem. So that's a discord bug? It's a discord bug. It might even happen to you sometime, Robin. When you're talking to the group, even though you're broadcasting, we'll stop.
Starting point is 01:08:34 We'll hear you. You can't hear our responses. No, I'm sorry. You can hear us. We can't hear you. Well, yeah, we'll ask the question. We'll answer, but you. I won't hear you.
Starting point is 01:08:45 And, well, we've had that with me playing clips before, and that didn't, and there, there seemed to be no rhyme or reason to it. It's a whole different bug, and there's no rhyme or reason. But like I said, if it happens and anyone hears this, please just lead calmly and come back and it reset itself automatically. And you should be fine. Okay, do. Okay, do. Well, you know, at the beginning of the program, Jeremy, I've noted that we might get a spam from the White House troll
Starting point is 01:09:12 team and lo and behold just moments ago it landed apparently nitwit Nero is getting even more nervous for immediate release the spam office says I mean this is really them
Starting point is 01:09:29 it's just that they're spammers statement from President Donald K Trump we are getting very close to meeting our objectives as we consider we, him and a mouse in his pocket, as we consider winding down
Starting point is 01:09:47 great military efforts in the Middle East with respect to the terrorist regime of Iran. One, completely degrading Iranian missile capability launchers and everything else pertaining to them. Everything. Two, destroying Iran's defense industrial base. Three, eliminating your Navy and Air Force. including anti-aircraft weaponry.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Four, never allowing Iran to get even close to nuclear capability and always being in a position where the USA can quickly and powerfully react to such a situation should it take place. Five, protecting at the highest level our Middle Eastern allies, including Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Kuwait, and others. Really? and others. The Hormuz Strait
Starting point is 01:10:42 will have to be guarded and policed as necessary by other nations who use it. The United States does not. If asked, we will help these countries in their Hormuz efforts, but it shouldn't be necessary once Iran's threat is eradicated.
Starting point is 01:10:59 Importantly, it will be an easy military operation for them. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J. Trump. Ha! He must have seen what the what the markets did today, don't you think? Yeah, again, like you played that clip last night
Starting point is 01:11:20 to nausea when I had to leave too because I was felt my face getting redder and redder he played it because I can't see in his fucking ugly face or voice anymore. I just can't. But, yes, he said it out loud last night. I thought it'd be fire worse. Like I said, tempting it many things. In that clip, that part of the clip, I really think he meant he expected the death to be fire worse. He knows. they're far worse and he's lying. But to,
Starting point is 01:11:43 I want to sidetrack for about five minutes. I'm going to catch some shit for this later on. And it's fine. I've got big shoulders come at me, bro. I don't care. It's nothing bad. I'm not going to shame anyone. But time to time, I've told you on
Starting point is 01:11:54 calls between you and I. I have things happen while I fairly frequently, which I cannot explain. They define logic. And it's one of those, you know, woo-woo moments. Well, I had one two nights ago as you were leaving air. I clean this building that I'm in right now for the better part of 13 years.
Starting point is 01:12:15 I've never had this happen, and it hasn't happened since it happened last night. One of the bathrooms, all the bathrooms in this building are controlled by one button in each bathroom. It turns off all the lights. The ones on the first floor in particular are motion sensors. Walk in, they come on after a certain amount of time they turn on. But they come on as a unit, all four of them. Well, there's a light bar above the main mirror in one of these rooms. And I walked in two nights ago to wash my hands and leave the building.
Starting point is 01:12:45 And as I did, the light above my head flicked twice. I thought to myself, oh, it's our vacuum guy. He's trying to not freak me out and he's standing behind me. So I look up to see him. Nobody's there. The light blinks again. Mind you, you have to touch the power button to make this happen. So I think, maybe it's a fault.
Starting point is 01:13:03 It stops. And I kid you not, it blinks 10 more times. and then stays on. Haven't seen it since. That wasn't the end of the night, Robin. I get to my next building, and like I said, can't explain this stuff. Getting done, there's another guy there.
Starting point is 01:13:20 And I think to myself, you know, I should really remind this kid about the alarm. You know, it sets in about 15 minutes. I'm like, no, I'm sure he's got it fine. I get a call 15 minutes later asking me if I just set up an alarm at the same building. So something was going on two nights ago. like I said, call what you want. I can't explain it, but this happens more often I like to admit. And something wanted my undefined attention.
Starting point is 01:13:43 I didn't give it, and I heard about in the end. Oh my. That is weird. So, yeah, so like I said, can't explain. It defines logic. And Ralph's just so you know, this is one of the first times you've been in here. And you're not talking.
Starting point is 01:13:59 Please, at the bottom of your screen, there's a button that looks like the microphone. Click that. Because whenever you move, we hear you click in the background and disturbs the, the conversation, please. Okay. Same for you, squeaky. You do the same thing. Please hit the mute button if you're not speaking. You can listen. That's fine. Just turn off your mic.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Please. But that's it for me. I got nothing else. I'm worn out from the week. You know, it's getting worse over in Iran, and I truly believe the numbers are closer about a thousand dead. If you listen to UK sources, I've been saying for two weeks now, the numbers are closer to 2000. We're being lied to. And this will be a little. sound kind of conspiratorial too. But remember this summer, when they were building Alligator Alley down in Florida for the detainees,
Starting point is 01:14:48 they wanted to bring in mass crematoriums, on-demand crematorium, mobile ones. Russia did that in Ukraine. What makes you think we're not doing that over in the Middle East to hide the body? Just making them turn to dust and dumping them somewhere. The bodies aren't coming back. Just think about that for a minute. It's a little scary, little... and a little conspiratorial, but I can't see it out of reach,
Starting point is 01:15:14 given who he's a geniuses in this fucking world compared to everyone else. But anyway, that's enough for me. You can talk to Roger now. Okay. Well, listen, you know, I always sign off on there are more things in heaven and earth her ratio than it dreamt of in your philosophy. So in this case, I don't know. I'm totally game for a, ooh-wee-wee.
Starting point is 01:15:40 I mean, weird shit happens. It's strange when I'm back at home on the gorge. When I come in, a lot of the times when I come into the studio from outside, as I approach the door, it will look as though someone has walked across and interrupted the light that's coming from underneath the door. And that's strange. So, yeah. Well, Bill Stress would have loved it.
Starting point is 01:16:11 probably would have said similar, but I've talked frequently with people. The first time I ever visited Gettysburg, not really knowing anything about what the battlefield was, I could hear a reverent hum that nobody else could hear. I kept asking people, can you hear that noise? And it wasn't tinnitus at the time. I didn't have it. It was a different kind of, it was a solemn tone. I could explain it. I could hear. I asked the Corbus driver, asked my mom, asked my father, did you guys hear that noise? It wasn't cicadas. It was something I could hear. And I think it was just the tone of the field. What had happened there so many years ago,
Starting point is 01:16:45 Stone remembers. It does. It's a memory. It picks up vibes and it can, it can hold the energy. Whether we believe it or not, it holds it. So I'm open to woo-woo stuff even nobody is. I don't care. It happened to me. It's good enough for me. That's all I need to know. Fair enough. It was years and years and years ago, we were going to Washington, D.C., on some lobby work
Starting point is 01:17:03 for the ACAC. And passing through, we took the exit for Manassas. And, you know, we hadn't talked about any of this, but I had to, there was a shopping center down the way, and I had to go to, I was going to Dick's sporting goods to purchase an air mattress because there weren't enough beds in that little apartment. So I just got out of the car and went in, found an air mattress, came out, and that looks at me and says, can you please get us the fuck out of. here right now and I'm like did somebody say something to you what's wrong and she said no she said this place just feels awful to me it's horrible I've just got this this this this place just gives me this terrible feeling and I looked down and said sure I mean we got what we got and so once we got back on the highway I explained to her that where that
Starting point is 01:18:11 That shopping center sat was a, according to the reading I had done, it was the site of a massive field hospital after the battle. And she was like, I believe it. And then there was the time we were in New Orleans and we stayed at a, I think it was the Hotel St. James on Magazine Street. and beautiful old hotel, and she was creeped out there, too. And then we went downstairs and read up on it, and lo and behold, once again, Civil War Field Hospital. The whole hotel was. Robin, I'll never laugh at someone when they tell me a personal story. No.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Like I said, I've experienced enough where I don't laugh anymore. People laugh because they've never experienced themselves, but I tell people all the time. And once you've been experienced something, it happens more frequently because you're more open to it. Even if it's not seeing what's totally going, it's that feeling. And science is somewhat proven not to the extent of like, hey, I can guess what your buttering number should be. But we've proven there is an ESP of some sort that we can, we can pick up on things. Certain people can, and we don't know why. They can pick up and have a feeling about some.
Starting point is 01:19:39 So I believe it's a real phenomenon. I think some people really do have a hint of, they get a weird feeling when something's going to have. You know, over a hundred years ago, Carl Gustav Young was talking about what he believed existed in the human psyche, namely a collective memory or a genetic memory, a spiritual memory, where we pick up on things without even really knowing that we're picking up on them. Yeah. I've long told people that this is how I can explain. I can explain it to the common person is when you hear that little voice inside your head, say I wouldn't do that stupid shit
Starting point is 01:20:22 or this person feels wrong or this feels wrong. Don't discount it. It's your natural reaction. You're picking up on something. Like me the other night saying, I should tell this kid about the one of them. Oh, no, he's fine. I disobeyed it.
Starting point is 01:20:32 It caught me off guard. I'm just saying it happens. It becomes gut reaction after a while to listen to me. Okay, this is saying something. I got to pay attention to this more than that. So, despite my belief. But anyway, nothing about my woo-woo. Let's let Roger move on.
Starting point is 01:20:45 he's probably falling asleep right now. Hey, Roger. Oh, I'm not falling asleep. I got a new headset. Does it sound better than the old one? Dramatically, Roger, yes. Yes, you sound very clear. Beautiful.
Starting point is 01:20:59 Okay. I'll stick with Jeremy's topic here for a bit. Along the very early 60s, I was in Boy Scouts, and I was at summer camp, and I was teaching the astronomy merit badge, which required us to go out to the ball diamond and wake the scouts up every two hours and draw the moon and the big dipper and the rest of that stuff. And this was back early enough to where satellites were something. If you saw a satellite moving in the sky, it was fantastic.
Starting point is 01:21:36 You know, I mean, go, wow, look, a satellite. I mean, Sputnik had only been up in the air, what, four or five years by then? I'm getting a feedback from you, Robin. Shouldn't be. I'm not saying anything. No, but when I speak, it seems to have gone away now. When I was speaking, it was coming back through my headset, and I don't understand what the problem is.
Starting point is 01:22:02 But anyhow, we started to see this satellite crossing the sky, and all of a sudden it took a 90-degree turn. and we went, that's weird. And it went a little ways, and then it took another 90-degree turn and in a little ways and made another 90-degree turn. And I'm not talking a curve turn like an airplane would at altitude. I'm talking a direct 90-degree turn.
Starting point is 01:22:30 And we were all out there in the middle. I mean, the Boy Scout camp was way away from any artificial light or anything like that. far northern California, rather close to the Hoopah Tribal Reservation, but we all saw it. And to this day, I have not got any idea what little white dot in the sky that was following a satellite-type path would take a 90-degree turn. Anyhow, getting back to the modern day, I did a little bit of research a bit ago, and it had to do with the petrol. dollars and it turns out that the United States has somewhere in the neighborhood of one trillion actual coinage paper dollars circulating outside the United States and another 38 trillion dollars in total phony paper dollars that are used to trade oil in particular but virtually any
Starting point is 01:23:37 commodity. Now, if the Chinese won becomes the de facto currency or international currency for commerce, which the dollar has been since probably the Civil War, all that money is going to want to come back here to the United States. And you realize that $39 trillion is the exact same amount. is our national debt. And the only way to really absorb it would be for the government to be buying it back, which would take more national debt to deal with it. And I'm thinking that it could get to the situation like it was in Peru and in Chile in the early 70s, with inflation rates exceeding 50% a month.
Starting point is 01:24:36 Or even further back. Roger, that iconic photograph of the woman feeding Deutsche Marx into her stove to stay warm toward the, in the worst of the economic collapse of the Weimar Republic. Correct. But, I mean, if we have a president who has managed to America first, reduce prices, and causes an inflation. to that scale. I'm wondering if the people that were wearing red hats,
Starting point is 01:25:18 would that even be serious enough to cause them to realize that they were conned? It's not just Roder, Robin. I hear it. It's you. You're giving some sort of weird feedback. All I can say in your case is we'll even come back real quickly to reset. Well, I can say this much. I've been working with Malloy because he's having problems with his roadcaster,
Starting point is 01:25:53 and they are, to a certain extent, affecting me as well. The only thing, okay, let's go over this and get off into the weeds and bore people to tears with Tech Talk. I use really high-quality audio technique of headphones. and they are circum-oral, so there shouldn't be any leakage. But the only thing I can figure is that there is, and I've turned my cans down to where I can't, I can barely even hear myself in the speakers.
Starting point is 01:26:32 All I can figure is that it's leakage going into the microphone, and the only thing I can really do about it is to mute my mic, and that brings in the trouble that I've been working with Maloney, on and I in fact I talked to Micah about it some last night too because well she's not a she's not a dev but she deals with a shit ton of firmware upgrades and stuff and I explained that basically and I don't want to I don't want to be too harsh with road but every time they introduce a firmware update to this roadcaster something goes wrong So what they're actually doing is they're using their customers as their beta testers.
Starting point is 01:27:22 Any picture? Which sucks. Well, here's a crazy question, and forgive me if I'm assuming or just guessing. Toria there may have any chance watching TV in an adjacent room? Because it's almost like just a conversation going on in the background. Isn't Roger. It's bits and pieces of audio. That's not him.
Starting point is 01:27:39 It's something weird. That's probably the neighbors upstairs. Okay. The neighbors were picking up as them somehow. Maybe it's vibrations because we definitely hear little bits and pieces. Once I hear Roger Echo, but it's more like a broken up conversation like someone's talking in the background. That's entirely, I mean, that's entirely possible because, well, there's a couple of doggies upstairs and sometimes they get a little bit vocal. And not, you know, we hear them and they hear us.
Starting point is 01:28:08 In fact, it's Victoria's sister and her partner upstairs and she and I. and then Victoria and I are down here. So it's kind of hard to say. There are things in Discord which will mute all that. But by doing that, you can mess up your feed. So we'll not do it tonight. Yeah, I would say it's probably about it. And I could go on here and adjust the compression.
Starting point is 01:28:32 But then you hear the microphone breathe and it's called breathing. And it sounds pretty yuck. We'll survive. It's just a weird phantom noise. It's not normally there. We'll survive for today. It's not overbearing, but you can definitely hear if you're listening on headphones. And the other side of it is not only do I have a new headset, I'm operating on a new computer as well.
Starting point is 01:28:56 So my technology is shifting. And so anytime you shift to a new setup, there's hiccups. Well, that's one of the things that's bedeviling Malloy, is that he finally went. went out and replaced his probably 15-year-old machine with a high-falutin new Windows 11 machine. And we were never able to source the problem, but Windows 11 apparently didn't like the interface with the Roadcaster Pro 2. So Mike has to record internally on the device because there's something about the clock or the internal clock that won't let okay so when i record here what i'm doing right now i'm using an interface on my laptop for the recording and some of you will remember like me uploading the
Starting point is 01:30:05 program and it would show up on pod bean as 25 hours long it was weird it hasn't been showing up here that much, but Mike can't use the same recorder that I use here. So he has to record internal to the roadcaster, which creates a secondary problem, and that you have to use the roadcaster app in order to access the recording on the unit, and you can't use the roadcaster app unless you take their stupid firmware update, and then their stupid firmware update. And then there's stupid firmware updates, fucks up everything. Right down to the point of, well, if you look it up online and see what the Roadcaster Pro 2 looks like, there are two buttons below every fader on every channel. One of them is the mute button, and the other one is the pre-fade listen button. And Mike,
Starting point is 01:31:02 I saw him do it in real time last night. Mike will have to touch that mute button three or four times before it will either mute or unmute depending on what he wants to do. And a maddening and it's firmware it's a it's a software problem because these little these little silicone pads are touch are very touch sensitive but even i have to do it sometimes i've actually cleared my throat on air having thought that i had muted my mic channel when in fact it had not muted okay so we have we've now run away almost the entire uh probably um the community by going deep in the weeds on tech, but I'll do, whatever I can do, I'll do.
Starting point is 01:31:47 I got a note, I'm being, I'm being facetious. I got a note from Sylvie. Uh, ooh-e-oo moment. Uh, I was a teenager asleep in my parents' home, being a light sleeper, I'm easily awakened. And when the light came on in the living room, I woke up, got out of bed,
Starting point is 01:32:05 and went into the living room where Mama was just turning on the television. It was in the wee hours of the morning. Back then, the TV took a bit of time for the tubes to warm up. and the screen to light up. As the set was gaining power, Mama said, I just dreamed that I was driving home from work and saw an ambulance out in front of Bobby Kennedy's home.
Starting point is 01:32:21 I thought I'd turn on the TV to see how his speech went. Just then, the audio came on, the speaker crackled, and we heard Senator Kennedy has been shot. He was leaving the Ambassador Hotel after giving a speech. As he was walking through the hotel kitchen, we didn't hear the rest. We were too busy just staring at each other. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:42 Again, more things in heaven and earth, Her ratio, or dreamt of in your philosophies. I grew up with a, someone substantially younger. I mean, probably did 10, 12 years younger, but I knew her family most of the time she was growing up. And both her and her dad had kind of a weird thing. And back in those days, it was wintertime. A girl had fallen in a local, called a brook,
Starting point is 01:33:12 but it was more like a river through the ice. And they couldn't find her. As it froze over again. She stayed in the water until, early springtime. Well, dad of this girl and him both swear they had a dream. And they saw where she was, but never said anything.
Starting point is 01:33:29 They found her in that spot later that spring. The same kind of tree outcropping everything. And then another thing, that little girl, one night woke up screaming. Next door neighbors had just had a newborn baby. She woke up screaming. Her parents came running in, and she said, he took him, took him, took him.
Starting point is 01:33:47 And they said, who? She said, guy in the cloak. and when they woke up the next morning, that baby died in its crib the night that same night. So like we all say, there's things we do not, cannot explain, we do not know, but they're there. I approach you, they're there. Now, to totally change back to incidents of the day, I honestly believe that the Venezuela activity that Trump pulled off was to help. is starvation of Cuba. A lot of those boats that were traveling from Venezuela toward Cuba were smuggling fuel into Cuba,
Starting point is 01:34:45 not drugs, and that this attack of Iran was simply, is simply kind of a warm-up for the invasion of Cuba that is coming. And in that vein, I'm seeing a whole lot of people blaming Democrats for every goddamn war this country has ever been in. And I pointed out to them that the Bay of Pigs was planned by Eisenhower, that the original involvement in Vietnam was created by Eisenhower. So it's not Democrats that are starting all these goddamn wars. It truly is Republicans. And people don't believe me when I say that Eisenhower started the Bay of Pigs and that Eisenhower started the Vietnam War. Because Diem Ben-Fu fell, I believe it was 1953.
Starting point is 01:35:54 And that was when we decided to get involved. when the French got out of Vietnam and created the north-south split because Hocci-Men was about ready to get elected president of all of Vietnam. And we didn't want that.
Starting point is 01:36:11 Right. He was a Vietnam for Vietnamese. Exactly. And it's worth noting that that 1953 date is right around the same time that Eisenhower had decided he was feeling froggy.
Starting point is 01:36:28 and gave in to the request from Winnie Churchill, his dear, dear friend, to, for the fledgling CIA to go and, well, topple the democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran, Mohamed Mossadegh. And that turned out to be a fundamental weakness or weak spot or flaw in the character of Eisenhower, because, well, when he asked for American intervention in Iran. And guess who asked for American intervention in Vietnam? Tadda! Charles de Gaul,
Starting point is 01:37:13 another one of Ike's old pals. Anyhow, for the last few weeks, I've been trying to avoid as much as possible it's just so goddamn depressing and being a Vietnam era of that and seeing all the damage that happened to soldiers out of Vietnam and all the rest of it, seeing us create more,
Starting point is 01:37:51 I don't care whether you're actually in combat or not. If you are in the United States military during a active operation, you've got problems. I mean, you're going to have some problems. and with all the problems that are now being again generated, there's somewhere around, I don't know, well over a thousand wounded troops right now
Starting point is 01:38:17 that were on our military bases around the Middle East, and most of them are suffering from traumatic brain injuries. Their concussions. You know, I mean, they've got some shrapnel wounds and the rest of that kind of stuff, but the vast majority have TBI. And with the present government working so hard to spend so goddamn much money to buy new munitions, and at the same time attempting to eviscerate the VA,
Starting point is 01:38:47 do not tell me this orange piece of shit in the White House gives a single good, god damn about the troops. and all of his Republican syncopats that are covering for him and didn't convict him the first time or the second time and refuse to do anything on him now and are just sitting back twiddling their thumbs as he's using emergency powers to suck $200 billion out of the offers of the United States
Starting point is 01:39:23 who manufacture new weapons to send to BB and use. in Middle East, it just, damn, I wish I could get people to see what's going on. I mean, I'm not worried about this group. This group knows what's going on. And I'm talking about the people down at the veterans building or the people at the Moose Lodge or people on Facebook that are,
Starting point is 01:39:53 rah, rah, we had to do this because Iran was a week or two weeks. away from getting a nuclear weapon. The same fucking two weeks that it's been for how many years when we're going to see a health plan for Americans? It's all one big story. All one big story. And then this thing was
Starting point is 01:40:20 and this thing was Caesar Chavez. I did a post on that the other day and I started it out with trust me, what Caesar Chavez has been accused of is bad. Don't get me wrong on that. But wait a minute. What took those Latino girls so long to report it?
Starting point is 01:40:41 If they reported it, it could have been taken care of long in the distant path, just like all those white girls that tried to bring up Epstein in the long distant past. Oh, but we can't be screwing around with Caesar Chavez's reputation. He did so much good stuff that we can't. I mean, he's not even alive to defend it. himself. Give me a break. You are so rapidly wanting to put, throw Caesar Chavez under the bus, and he should be thrown under the bus. Don't get me wrong here. But to make the argument that he shouldn't be thrown under the bus because he's not alive to defend himself is total
Starting point is 01:41:24 bullshit. The reason you're jumping on it so hard right now is because he's a Latino. He has been declared guilty from 30, 40-year-old accusations that that white piece of shit in the White House and his friends have to be given all kinds of leeway because guess what? They're white and they're rich. Hypocrisy just blows me away. We also found out this week, and I don't know if Robin covered it was Bob Sestka. I think it was Bob Sestka broke the news, and maybe Robin heard about this. But Trump got caught another big whopper of a lie this week.
Starting point is 01:42:05 I know shock, clutch your pearls, he would never do that. He lied about the fucking good R.X. Trump prices. They're the same as most insurance companies, if not, greatly increased prices for his profit. I know shock, right? Shock, you. So they're beating hearts. You would lie to people about prices to make a dollar and say it's cheaper than insurance?
Starting point is 01:42:24 No, it's not. You said good RX. I think you meant Trump RX, didn't you, Jeremy? Trump, yes, Trump RX. He gets caught lying about how good insurance. good the price word how low, the same as most non-insurance company, non-insurance payers would pay, if not elevated, to make him a buck on the third end. So yes, I know shocked, I know shock. Well, where the Caesar Chavez thing is concerned, I read the story, it's deeply
Starting point is 01:42:58 disturbing. A couple of things come to mind. One is that had those women come forward back then, they would have been crushed like a bug. Because, that was a time when it was not only tolerated, but in some in some quarters expected. Because, you know, the whole reason that we get, that's just boys being boys out of the Access Hollywood tape in 2016 is because that had been the prevailing culture, not just in this country, but around the world. Remember that J. Edgar Hoover tried to ruin Dr. King with allegations of marital infidelity. The British went hammer and tongs on Gandhi over marital infidelity. As recently as the 1992 presidential election, when the George H.W. Bush campaign began hearing the fumblings of Bill Clinton's sexual misconduct, Bill Clinton's campaign went to H.W.'s campaign and said,
Starting point is 01:44:18 go ahead, use it. Because we know all about the woman that Pappy was involved with for years and years and years. Go right ahead. And all of a sudden it all dried up because it seemed like every man of any sort of power was engaged in some kind of slees. And in many instances, people just laughed it off. I remember the governor of Alabama, this is before I was born, but the story lives on in its own sort of infamy. A former governor of Alabama named Big Jim Folsom, A typical southern, racist, white power-brokering man was accused, incredibly, of having had a fling fling with a woman of color in Alabama, which is at least nominally, oh, my stars and garters, when in fact, you know, there's a long and sordid history of white men going down to the quarters and raping black women. And when a reporter confronted Big Jim Folsom with it, he did so saying,
Starting point is 01:45:43 Big Jim, we're hearing rumors that you slept with a black woman. And Big Jim just grinned. And he said, it's a damn lie. Didn't neither one of us get a wink asleep. Good. No one laughed. Good. No one laughed. Speaking of people named Jim, I'm going to mention Haley's name, and I'm sorry, she can't respond because I think she posted she doesn't have power right now. But did you also see that another one of the Dugger boys has been arrested for molestation? Yeah, we talked about that last night.
Starting point is 01:46:23 Okay. I thought that was Bob, too. I'm sorry. I apologize. It's so much going on to that and lost my mind, Rob, and I lose my mind in the stress. No, no, no, no. First, it was. Josh Dugger and now it's Joe Dugger. I guess Josh Bob and then Joe Bob and they can't keep their hands off little girls because of the disgusting form of Christianity in which they were raised. He's 21 now. She was 14.
Starting point is 01:46:52 Oh, no, he's 31 now. She was 14 at the time. So he was 21 when he did. It was 10 years ago, supposedly. She was disgusting. She was nine, Jeremy. Okay. It's even worse.
Starting point is 01:47:01 He's 14 now. Or something like, okay, even worse. Okay. God damn. And Josh, Josh Duggers only doing 12 and a half for molesting four of his sisters, another girl, and what they finally busted him on, and this is disgusting in its own right, they finally busted him on either having or transferring or both child sexual abuse material. I guess assaulting his sisters he got for free
Starting point is 01:47:37 I remember that Al Capone got busted on tax evasion Right, yeah I'm just curious Do you hear the noise in the background now? Intermittent Yeah It's not like it was
Starting point is 01:47:57 It's calmed down quite a bit It depends on the Volume As it were But the fact of the matter is I sit down here And scream my full head off sometimes
Starting point is 01:48:11 so I haven't got a lot of room to complain. I'm talking about being on air. But that's why when I'm here, I'm not quite as vocal as I am when I'm back at the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion because I can yell to the high heavens, and it's not going to bother anybody because my nearest neighbor is, you know, 30 yards away. And the other neighbor, the Confederates next door,
Starting point is 01:48:43 are a couple of hundred yards away, so no harm, no foul. And they haven't repainted their barn yet? Pardon? They haven't repainted their shed or whatever it is out behind your house there. No, I think they did put up a different sign, but their maggot signage,
Starting point is 01:49:04 and I think their Confederate signage is still there. I don't go that far down. I read that very often. I just hope for Annette's sake, She has a good send of noise-canceling headphones. She just has to hear this one. You're there. She put up for 20 years.
Starting point is 01:49:17 My God, I don't know if I could take it. Well, that's like that rerun that Brother Deacon Asa played earlier this week. Gunny Bob was on. And bless his heart, Gunny Bob was more than half in the bag a lot of times when he called. and Annette would sit there and talk to him off air with her back to the microphone and just, you know, try to get him down to a conversational level where he wouldn't completely come unglued on the air. But if you listen to it, you could hear her laughing in the background. And it was sweet and kind of precious.
Starting point is 01:50:09 Gone are the days. But no, most nights when I'm there at the mansion, uh the only she's used to it after 22 years whereas on the other hand the golden one will hear me and he'll well he can't really perk his ears up he's a golden retriever they just flop beautifully but he'll look up and and and you know make a scooby-do noise her and she'll have to say no no no auntie's okay auntie's just talking hmm I'll have you know. Carmel has served up, not to me, but it fell in.
Starting point is 01:50:51 Carmel was served to me last week. So if you remember, with all those shit that goes on throughout the week, you were talking about Rotwilers, I think, last week. And I said, don't give Roddy's a bad name. The dogs are trained to be that way and they're raised that way. Well, I think it was last Friday night, an elderly gentleman was living with his son. It doesn't end well, so trigger warning. The son owned it.
Starting point is 01:51:16 pit bull. Son came home to find his dad dead. The pit bull ripped his dad's throat out. They lived with the dog. So I, like I said, I felt kind of like, ooh, that's kind of like the since again, I know it wasn't directly in me, but like, God damn, I say defend the dogs and try like this fed up to me right next door. So there you go. Yeah. And believe me, when these Roddy's from next door menace you, you know you've been menaced. Absolutely. Hey, Roxanne. Hey, Horn family. Hey, Christopher.
Starting point is 01:52:02 I was waiting for you to chime in. Hey, how's your little mother-clucker hen doing that you rescued? You and Annette rescued. How's she doing? Hopefully she's recuperating. She has yummy snacks, and I'm told that she's moving around in her crate a little bit. And that name. And that name her again?
Starting point is 01:52:29 Henrietta. Henrietta, that's it. Yeah, she was head of Henrietta and the Stone Cold Cluckers. Oh, that's it, yes. The stone called cluckers are not to be found. I think whatever got to Henrietta, she at least fought off. But I think, I think Myrtle didn't make it. Because even their rooster has been over in the yard.
Starting point is 01:52:55 looking for them. Oh shit. You're going to have to put a historical marker out there. The great battle. And frankly, those chickens live over with the Confederates. And I wonder if they came to our house just trying to get away from the goddamn Roddy's. I wonder if it was the Roddy's that got them. Because there's a big old yellow Tomcat that wants to.
Starting point is 01:53:29 wanders around and he's the next door neighbor's kitty and frankly i think he would be hard pressed uh to uh take out a because these are some good sized hands but it's it's upsetting because they had become friendly like i said they would come running to greet me when i pulled into the driveway and opened the car door they would literally run up to the car door it can be pretty adorable and i was like Hi, ladies. And they were smart, too, because they figured out that when I came into the driveway, there was a good chance there would be chicken treats for them. Because I may have a hard, crusty exterior, but I got a soft marshmallow center.
Starting point is 01:54:24 So, wait, wait, wait. So there's actual chicken treats. What are they made of? A dog? Because my dog treats that I give Arlo are made out of chicken. No, Christopher. These are meal worms and sunflower seeds and things that chickens find to be very tasty. I try it.
Starting point is 01:54:43 I try not to have, well, you know how it is in like factory chicken farming. They feed chicken to chicken. Yeah. And no. But of course, they are kind of omnibular. Maybe some good whalehead would work. Crack corn is, you give chickens crack corn, they'll love you forever. Well, Roger Crack Corn and I don't care.
Starting point is 01:55:12 Roger Crack Corn and I don't care. Roger Crack Corn and I don't care. And the rest of the line that we won't bother, the rest of the song that we won't bother with. Thanks. Hey, thanks for setting the Tienet one up, Roger. Oh, I used to raise chickens. I know they love crack corn. That wasn't a joke.
Starting point is 01:55:34 That was an honest statement from raising chickens. I know, but still, you created a moment. I appreciate it. And by the way, speaking of a moment, Sylvie, God, Sylvie's so freaking quick. Henrietta is recuperating, or is she chicken cooperating? Oh, there you go. Yeah, that one's quality. The llama is grinning from ear to.
Starting point is 01:56:00 to ear, and that's a big grin if you've ever seen a llama. Yes. By the way, we're going to try some, one second, Roger. We're going to try some killer barbecue, gorgeous style tomorrow. Yes. There's a guy that traveled up here to Portland, and he's only here for a bit, just a few months, and he's going to head back. But I forgot what his name is.
Starting point is 01:56:31 I'll post in the chat if I find it. but um he's a barbecue missionary come to bring the good news to the people of the great northwest yes our our poor folks who you know i mean we got some good food here but like i've said before pizza hot dogs hanging beef what's that you know so um so we'll see how that goes i'm i'm not going to eat tomorrow until five o'clock when i get there i guess the lines are really really long like blocks long I'll be curious, you'll have to report back on how his sauce is. Sure.
Starting point is 01:57:09 And what kind of sauce it is. You know, thick and sticky and gooey or thinner and tangy and more vinegory. I like the vinegar and I might have several ones. I do like a Carolina sauce. Mustard sauce, you know, so I'll try them all. Well, enjoy. Absolutely. By the way, I took a carton of the Italian hot beef to Ferg, and they fell on it with a will, and God, they loved it.
Starting point is 01:57:45 Oh, and speaking of food porn, there's a, I guess you would call it a companion store to T.J. Max up here. I mean, it's national. It's called home goods. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they have a food and kitchen section. It's really quite good. And I found a couple of bags of Papa Deli pasta, you know, the ribony pasta. And it was Italian in origin. I have in the fridge right now because I remember how Todd.
Starting point is 01:58:25 And where have you been, Todd? I haven't heard from Todd in like a month. It's been a long time. But I remember how Todd used to sing the praises of boneless, skinless chicken thighs. Well, I have some boneless skinless chicken thighs marinating in the fridge in a zipper bag in Newman's own Greek dressing. because I got to thinking back to the earliest days when we were first, when we first moved to Fayette County, the first of the restaurants that would sort of set up the hip little restaurant culture that developed there was a place called Sedona Grill.
Starting point is 01:59:13 And they had an entree on their menu that they called pasta a la Grech. And it was like a creamy Greek-inspired sauce. over pasta with a grilled, marinated chicken breast. I'm using the chicken thighs instead because I think they've got more flavor. And I'm going to try to recreate that over the weekend. And, of course, instead of Parmesan, you sprinkle crumbled feta cheese over it. Oh, feta, love feta. Should be tasty.
Starting point is 01:59:50 And I've become an absolute bargain hunter in the grocery store. So when I looked at the chicken breast and they weren't on sale, but lo and behold, the boneless skinless chicken thighs were on manager special. And I, well, I jumped on them like Henrietta on a June bug. Or like the rooster on Henrietta. You know, we made it two hours into the program, Christopher, before you drove the program into the gutter. So it had to be done. The llama said to give it. So I posted it.
Starting point is 02:00:27 I posted the guy, Brian Furman, Pitmaster. Is that Furman with a U? Yes, it is. I've heard of him. Wish I was there with you. Yeah. Hey, Tristan. That's too bad.
Starting point is 02:00:50 Hey. Well, Chris, if I was with you, there's an easy trick to get away from it to avoid that blocks long line. Oh. You just say blind person coming through. They'll part. They'll part like the Red Sea. Maybe we'll get a wheelchair for David and get his glasses and a cage. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:15 Exactly. I'm sure he'll be all about that. Anyhow, what I was going to say coming across a news feed, because I got two screens going now, according to Elizabeth Warren, who I kind of trust, she states that multiple sources report that Trump's Federal Reserve Chair, nominee, Kevin Warsh, is included in the Epstein files. It's essential that the public fully understand the extent of any interactions or relationship he had with Jeffrey Epstein.
Starting point is 02:01:53 I'm pushing for answers. What's this again, Roger? The new Federal Reserve Chair nominee, Kevin Warsh, W-A-R-S-H, she's claiming that he's included in the Epstein files. and she's pushing for answers. I made a post the other day. Is it any surprise you can't have a job with Nitwitnero unless you're a sexual predator?
Starting point is 02:02:27 Well, I made a post the other day. He might have to release the Epstein files to get us to quit talking about the war in Iran. Didn't he start the war in Iran to get us to stop talking about the Epstein files? Yeah, that's exactly the point I'm making. Yeah, that's how much about it. the fuck up he is.
Starting point is 02:02:47 Oh, yeah. No, that's true. I mean, he's talking about, he wants to wind down the war. I don't know if you guys saw that a few hours ago, and then he wants to he's sending all these warships over, and he doesn't want NATO's help,
Starting point is 02:03:02 but he's mad at them for not helping. You say it's your problem now, too, right? We don't need your help, you cowards. You cowards. Yeah, exactly. Trump has become infamous for taking every position possible within 10 minutes. Right, wrong, and indifferent. He'll take them all in the same fucking speech.
Starting point is 02:03:27 Well, his ranting about how NATO has never come to our assistance. Oh. I mean, after September 11th, NATO was all over helping us out. We are the only country ever to trigger the NATO charter. Yes. It's unreal. and what he said with the Japanese prime minister, holy cow.
Starting point is 02:03:54 Oh, Jesus Christ, that was stomach turning. Oh, my God. Unbelievable. I mean, there's like 100,000 horrific things that have come out of that motherfucker's mouth. That's got to be on the Mount Rushmore of despicable. That was really tremendously awful. And that entire nation of Japan should hate us all.
Starting point is 02:04:22 Go ahead. No, I was just saying that I think that's the second place, too. I like heroes that don't get captured. For the suckers and losers, people who serve this country. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:41 There's a lot. I mean, there's a lot. All right. One other thing that I want to. I want to bring up here is in the media, there's a lot of talk. about the draft being reinstated. I am a member of the local Lane County draft board, and we have received no, I mean zero communication about we need to make sure our
Starting point is 02:05:11 training's up to date and, you know, the rest of that kind of shit that would normally come out if there were to be any activity on the draft status. Now, the other side of it is, the last training I went through, I was informed that it used to be that the local draft board would meet and people who were appealing their draft status would have a face-to-face meeting with the draft board. And we went through all these trainings about how to ask the right questions and da-da-da-da-da. But if the draft were to ever be reinstated, virtually every interaction that a point. person could require, request, be required to have interaction with the draft board will all be done via Zoom or some other electronic medium. That face-to-face meetings with the draft board are not part of the new selective service system, which means poor Joe Bob that lived out in the haulers of Tennessee
Starting point is 02:06:24 where they still have a problem getting electricity would be incapable of appealing a 1A classification. And Boron bone spurs, he would get out of the draft. Look at he split. Oh, I'm not worried about what I'm really worried about is that the vast majority of people in our military today come from the lower socioeconomic levels of this country because they can't find a job, they can't get an education,
Starting point is 02:06:59 they can't do any kind of shit, and so they go into the military with an idea of getting out of the poverty that they are in. If there is a draft, anybody that is reasonably middle class and connected could play the appeals game over and over and over again it's all going to be via electronics. We're Jim Bob from the Bayou
Starting point is 02:07:25 that doesn't have access to the electronics is going to have to show up and hop on the bus and say, bye, ma, bye, pa. Hope to see you when I get home in two years. If I get home, it's becoming even more racist and more economically stratified. Historically in Vietnam, unless you were in college, that was a different thing.
Starting point is 02:07:56 Or we're making babies real quick. It was a definite cross-section from poor right on through upper middle class that ended up in the service. And different geographic areas and all that met up in boot camp. And you got along as best you could. And you all went off and did your thing. And it was a incredible melting pot. I mean, in our boot camp company, he had a kid out of, I think, Missouri, might have been Mississippi. He'd never been basically out of the town he was born in until he got into the service.
Starting point is 02:08:37 And him meeting up with people, the fruits and nuts. I mean, he was convinced that every, every adolescent male in California was a homosexual. And then he got to boot camp and realized that we liked ladies just as much as he did. But anyhow, that blending of the different cultural areas of the country, the draft forced a whole lot of people to meet up with people from other parts of the country and get along. And now it's basically, if you're not in poverty, why the hell you do? joining the military. That's why they call it a poverty draft. Yeah. Okay, lightning the mood just for a moment. Sylvie just wrote and asked, was that a chicken joke? One Easter morning,
Starting point is 02:09:37 my little cousin, Malthasia, after having a lot of fun on the morning's Easter egg hunt, was called in by her mother to get ready for church. Just a minute, Mama, she called back. I want to surprise the hands. She went into the hen house and put several of the colored eggs in the chickens nests and then ran to go to church. Easter service was beautiful, and when little Malthasia got home, she ran to ask her father, Daddy, were the hens surprised? And Cleita shook his head. I don't know about the hens, honey, but the roosters over next door beating the living
Starting point is 02:10:08 daylights out of the peacock. Yeah, that's a two-rim-shotered. Okay. All right, all right, all right. And by the way, we are well into the third hour of the program. I don't know when I'm going to have to sign off because I still have to, I'm still waiting to hear from Victoria as to when she gets off work. But since we did sort of wander into the Art Bell, George Norrie, Jeff Rents,
Starting point is 02:10:48 part of the program a little bit earlier, that seems perfect for this story. and I am not making this up. The man who is in charge of FEMA disaster response has made the rounds of several podcasts in which he has claimed straight-faced. I don't know why we still – what – well, never mind. that he was really no kidding do we have any creepy music on the uh no not really well that's close he was involuntarily teleported 40 miles and dropped at a waffle house in Rome Georgia yeah uh he said his car was lifted off the ground and carried 40 miles before being dropped in a ditch near a church.
Starting point is 02:12:20 Greg Phillips is his name. In multiple podcasts, he said, teleporting is no fun. It's no fun because you don't really know what you're doing. You don't really understand it. It's scary. But yeah, it's so real. And you know what's happening, but you can't. do anything about it and so you just go you you you just go with the ride and wow what just an
Starting point is 02:12:52 incredible adventure it all was yeah he was in albany georgia he got picked up and was carried 40 miles sat down in a ditch near a church and by the way this guy's a real lulu no surprise again Surprise, surprise. The job requirement. He got the job back this past December. He's in charge of FEMA's Office of Response and Recovery. And, of course, he has a history. It was January 2025 when our teleporting friend here declared,
Starting point is 02:13:46 I'd like to punch that bastard in the mouth right now. he said of Joe Biden. He's a nasty, shitty, shitty, crappy human being, and he deserves to die. And I hope he does. Curiously, he got no visits from humorless men who talked to their wrists. But that wasn't all. Our teleporting pal here also said that COVID-19 was engineered to kill people. he said a Chinese army was being imported to kill Americans
Starting point is 02:14:25 and he was even featured in that retracted paranoid entirely fact-free documentary 2000 mules when CNN asked FEMA about it FEMA said DHS FEMA and Mr. Phillips are focused on the critical mission of emergency management and ensuring the safety of the American people
Starting point is 02:14:52 people many of the comments cited are taken out of context oh there's that old old canard or represent personal informal jovial and somewhat spiritual discussions made in the context of barely surviving cancer in a private capacity prior to his current role this is so silly it's barely worth acknowledging well I'm so old I can remember when they thought it was that Dennis Kucinich was crazy because he said he'd seen a UFO. Note, he did not say he was teleported and dropped at a waffle house by a UFO. Oh, well, when it comes to maggots, sauce for the goose is never ever sauce for the gander.
Starting point is 02:15:51 Well, goddamn it, Tristan, we're going to have to get on that teleporting thing. The closest Waffle House to us is in Fort Collins, Colorado. Damn, there's that one that close. That's it. That's the only one. Which one? There's one in Colorado. I think there's one in Arizona.
Starting point is 02:16:13 You know what's weird, Christopher? We do not have a single Waffle House in the entire state of West Virginia. What? I know, right? Because you fought on the side of the Union. That's probably... That's why. You're probably right.
Starting point is 02:16:30 You all don't deserve one. Use a bunch of bluebellies. They're all over the place near me. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, Missouri, there's 52 of them. Yeah, Missouri. In Kansas. It's really curious, Roxanne,
Starting point is 02:16:52 that their version of Jovial is wishing the death of a former president. Oh, ha, ha, ha, I know. I'll tell you what, that's funny. I don't care who you are. Oh, yeah. It's a real knee slapper. And they do love, back then, they did love to pray them some Psalm 109, but they don't like it now when Psalm 109 gets brought up about their orange Jesus barely clinging to life.
Starting point is 02:17:25 Good heavens. Yeah, I know. the way, I looked up Brian Furman, Christopher. I liked what's on, there was a drawing of him, and I liked what was on his t-shirt. I cook for people, not judges. No. Oh, you know what? I brought, I was talking to him about with my dad. My dad was like, well, I'm surprised he would be up here because all the contests are going across the South right now, all the barbecue contest. Now, that t-shirt says it all. That's why he's... And the website to have. And the website I did say he said that he was had been invited for some sort of residency at, I don't know if it was a restaurant or a pop-up affair.
Starting point is 02:18:23 The restaurant that's above him is a Haitian barbecue place. And he's in the basement for the time being. I guess the Haitian place, they demand reservations because it's high in demand. but um i'm glad i'm glad i'm glad they're still here and haven't been abducted mm-hmm well ben abducted no the Haitians oh oh okay well I'm sure they had dogs and cats on you were you were still oh shut up yeah you were still on you were probably still back with the teleportation story weren't you I'm trying to figure that out yeah I got to try to keep up Christopher after the I I'll go in the garage
Starting point is 02:19:13 Raj and Twitterlose and stuff. I look up some old McGiver videos on YouTube and see what I could come up with. And I'll tell you what, it's a good group in here this evening. I haven't heard anything from Steve. Steve's here.
Starting point is 02:19:32 I don't know if he's muted because he can't talk right now or if he's just been you know, quiet. Robin, I like to. Go ahead. I'd have been, sorry. No, you.
Starting point is 02:19:46 I like to give you guys an update on John. Oh, Britova? What's happening? Yes. Well, he can't get his driver's license right now, thanks to this fucking administration and their bullshit because his birth certificate, even though he was born on a United States naval base,
Starting point is 02:20:05 guess what, it has one key word on it, and since his birth certificate says that, he's got to go to the fucking State Department to get his driver's license because it says the word Cuba on it. John was born at Guantanamo? Yeah. I'll be damned. Didn't know that. Thanks all kinds. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:20:37 Hello? Hey, Steve. Here we are, Steve. Hey, how are you? Among the living. That's good. One to give an update on the Ohio move. It is moving forward. Good. I have a second and third interview on the same day on Thursday.
Starting point is 02:21:02 I have a second interview on this coming Monday. And I have a first interview with another company coming this Monday as well. So there's interviews all over the place. Congratulations, Steve. Yeah. And it's cool. One of the, one of the places I'm interviewing with manufactures flight simulators.
Starting point is 02:21:30 Oh. Which I thought was really, I thought that was really kind of cool because as much as I love airplanes. Well, we are, we here are looking forward to our foray over into the Buckeye State for some live music on Tuesday. A little program note. Won't be on the air Tuesday.
Starting point is 02:21:50 We will be, we'll be enjoying the, musical stylings of Patterson Hood. I have to tell you something I thought was kind of funny. I went to get a
Starting point is 02:22:06 sweatshirt at an Ohio State Buckeyes kind of pro shop. And they had, I didn't quite get it until I thought about it, but I walked in there. They have all these shirts that just say, duh, on them. Oh, no kidding.
Starting point is 02:22:24 Yeah. which I thought was kind of funny. And speaking of Ohio, the Buckeye State, we all know that somehow he's not really that high on the radar. He probably will gain more visibility as the year goes on. But Wewick Romalana Ding Dong is running for governor of Ohio, even though he lives in like Arizona. Is he running for governor or is you running for Senate?
Starting point is 02:22:55 Governor, maybe? Yeah, I think it's, I think he's governor because he's running around the state now saying that Ohio has too many universities and they need to be consolidated. What the fuck? Who is, hold on a second. Someone needs to mute. Who is not on mute and who needs to mute? I think that's Kevin.
Starting point is 02:23:21 I was just running some water, Steve. We're going to. Okay. Okay. Go ahead, Roxanne. Hey. Hey, Kevin. Hey, hey, hey.
Starting point is 02:23:32 Yeah, no, that was pretty much it. He says Ohio has too many universities. It's too much learning going on. You're too much learning going on. Yeah. And it's probably, it's probably woke learning. He's probably, it's all that woke learning. Lots of woke learning.
Starting point is 02:23:48 Well, and. Project 2025, that's all. That's exactly right, Kevin. I should add that it's, uh, not much well it's worse here um oh where to go uh we have some new we have some new uh history learning and whatnot that's going to take place here in uh the mountain state and boy is it stupid i mean stupid with a capital stood um you're going to teach you about january 6th and The great tourist event?
Starting point is 02:24:33 Well, it's actually, sad to say, worse than that. Wow. Trying to find out. Oh, there it is. Yeah, of course. Class descriptions for the new Washington Center at West Virginia University.
Starting point is 02:24:57 I wish I was kidding. here's a class called woke it will meet from 2.30 p.m. to 3.45 p.m. The term woke began as a label progressives gave themselves to indicate that they had woken up as if from a religious revelation to various forms of worldly injustice. But the term has been disputed from the outset as well as hijacked by different interest groups. This course will explore what the term suggests. nithes, whether the underlying ideas have merit, and the extent to which modern secular political movements are similar to religious revivals, such as the Great Awakening of Christianity in
Starting point is 02:25:43 18th century America. You know, guest speaker Rip Van Winkle. It's amazing how that word, which didn't start with liberals, okay, started with the black community. The black community, yeah. And miraculously, I forget the guy's name. There's a guy that, in the right wing ionosphere that figured a way of turning that on its head. And they have fucking ran with they, they've just, how they fucking took that and just made it into their baby. That's like their fucking, that's their pot of fucking goal, that four word, four letter fucking word.
Starting point is 02:26:31 they just ripped it out, ripped it right out, and made it to their word. Well, when you say they think they think they've done it, they think they've made it their word. Yeah, and it's all courtesy of the Manhattan Institute, a 501C3 tax-exempt grift. And I can't remember, I can't remember the guy's name right off the top of my head, but he's a real shit deal. Who? I don't think it's going to last. I don't think it's going to last. They can try all this, this one here with the, with the, with the college course.
Starting point is 02:27:01 I mean, come on. Really? Oh, but Kevin, Kevin, we're not done. Wait, there's more classes. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 11.30 a.m. to 12.20 p.m. Is it a lab, Sue? No, no, we'll feature a class called the last. They give you a pillow.
Starting point is 02:27:23 The last men. Liberalism and the death of masculinity. Ah, here we go. This course offers a critical examination of the biological, cultural, and political farces argued to be contributing to the decline of masculinity in the modern West. Drawing on a reinterpretation of Francis Fukuyama's The End of History and the Last Man, it explores the claim that the modern last man is not merely a cultural archetype, but a physiological reality shaped by endocrine disruptors,
Starting point is 02:28:06 processed food, and a political environment hostile to masculine vitality. Students will engage with the intersections of political philosophy, biologi, and cultural criticism moving from diagnosis to proposed remedies and confronting the central question, whether masculinity can survive within liberal democracy. That one definitely has a lab. That's where you go in and get your testes toasted under the... Well, there's probably testicle toasting and mandatory sperm counting each week.
Starting point is 02:28:52 Don't forget testosterone testing. Any person with two little... testosterone is going to get kicked out of the class. And you get white, pointy lab coats. And they're hoping. They're hoping by the end of the semester that every man participating will have a full coat of back hair. And the right genitals. But again, we're not done.
Starting point is 02:29:24 Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 1.30 p.m. to 220 p.m. Field trip. Go ahead. Sorry, Robin. No, that's okay. Field trip. Sorry. No, that's the decline of the wayest.
Starting point is 02:29:47 Oswald Spangler. Wait, wasn't he one of the characters in Ghostbusters? Oswald Spangler predicted over a century ago that Western civilization, like all great catchers, was destined for an inevitable decline. This here, course, confronts the urgent question. Is the West now entering its twilight faded to ferment into a multicultural entity torn by divergent cultures races and identities, lacking a shared core, while China ascends with its relatively homo-homogeneous population and authoritarian capitalism. It examines how Samuel Huntington's clash of civilization's thesis applies in Ward. Beyond external conflicts between civilizational blo,
Starting point is 02:30:53 the West faces intensifying internal clashes between its historic European-derived liberal universalist values and the growing influence of non-Western populations alongside radical, progressive, woke ideologies. I just want to say something about Huntington. I read him in my freshman year at Syracuse. It was absolutely one of my first classes. The guy is a goddamn dumbass. It's like a, it's an, he, the Class of Civilizations is like an academic paper written by a second grader.
Starting point is 02:31:39 Who was on meth? Yeah, yeah. Well, there's one more class, there's one more class to complete your core curriculum for the semester. Tuesdays and Thursdays from 1 p.m. to 2.15 p.m. Explorers and conquerors. This course surveys the field of exploration and conquest, celebrating the ambition, courage, and vision of the men who pushed beyond the boundaries of the known world. students will examine the motivations.
Starting point is 02:32:23 You know, Uncle Jed, I was just over on the Rock Hudson set. You know what they got over there? You know what we need? We need what they got. They got motivation. They're just swimming in it. And methods of history's great explorers and conquerors, the political and cultural context that produced them
Starting point is 02:32:42 and the enduring legacies of their achievements in shaping the modern world. I'm guessing, well, nobody's going to talk about Christopher Columbus kidnapping and raping indigenous women probably won't happen. Big news, fake news. But this is mandated, man-dated, damn it, man. There's a reason man is in there because manliness and masculinity. by the brain-drained West Virginia legislature, sometimes referred to as the bad idea factory.
Starting point is 02:33:27 And those are some really bad ideas. And anyone say out of state? Whoie? Just bang. Well, it's really telling your first, the first course description you talked about, Roxanne, they were talking about how woke was hijacked by special interests. That's a tacit admission.
Starting point is 02:33:56 I think it's an explicit admission. Fair. A we for a future. And by the way, I mentioned that CBS Radio News has been almost 100 years in broadcasting. Yeah, it launched in 1928. The CBS World News Roundup is the longest running news broadcast in the United States. It's welcome. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:34:58 Wait, are they getting rid of that? Yes, CBS Radio News is dead as of May the 22nd. That really does not surprise me on off. You know, Barry Weiss at the head of the news division. Yeah, and she said, it's no secret that the news business is changing radically and that we need to change along with it. new audiences why am I given her a southern voice she doesn't deserve one
Starting point is 02:35:29 new audiences are burgeoning in new places and we are pressing forward with ambitious plans to grow and invest so that we can be there for them what who's she talking about stormfront the proud boys the free percenters the oath keepers
Starting point is 02:35:46 that means some that means some parts of our newsroom must get smaller to make room for the things we must build to remain competitive. But these are very hard choices, and today is a difficult day. Oh, yeah, I'm sure she's being broken up about it. I'm sure she's swimming in tears over hard decision.
Starting point is 02:36:14 But just take a minute, and maybe I'm over responding to this. But God damn, it's just awful. Oh, I don't think you are, Roxanne. No, not at all. This is the radio news network. that America tuned into to hear Edward R. Murrow deliver those fateful lines during the Blitz. And there would be that that's sound of bombs exploding and sirens going off. This is London.
Starting point is 02:36:57 If you've ever heard any of those iconic broadcasts. Doesn't Dan Rather in Vietnam? Dan Rather in Vietnam, Ed Bradley, Charles Carault, Walter Cronkite, who flew bombing missions as a journalist, flew bombing missions over Germany, putting his own life at risk. His broadcasts went out over CBS Radio News. And don't forget that it was a CBS radio network. on the Mercury Theater on the air that pushed out the War of the World's program in October 30th of 1938. I didn't know that was CBS. Yep.
Starting point is 02:37:57 I'm looking to see it. It was a weekly radio drama directed and narrated by Orson Well. Mom and Dad listened to it live when they were in New York City. And on the radio front, I was cruising down the highway the other day by myself. and tuned over to AM radio band and pushed the button to go to the next station, next station, next station, next station. And just like in the early 1980s driving down the valley from Sacramento to L.A., it was the same thing. There was absolutely nothing but right-wing radio and music on the AM band. right here in
Starting point is 02:38:48 Liberia Eugene Stephanie Miller Tom Hartman are not on over-the-air broadcasts cannot be found 100% is since
Starting point is 02:39:02 air broadcasting type bullshit yeah I looked it up I have some audio here hopefully I'll not be beset by any untoward advertising
Starting point is 02:39:15 but yeah this is This is Edward R. Murrow. This is what Barry Weiss just killed. August 24, 1940. This is Drafaldor Square. The noise that you hear at the moment is the sound of the air raid siren. I'm standing here just on the steps of St. Martin's in the field.
Starting point is 02:39:46 A searchlight just burst into action off in the distance. one single beam sweeping the sky above me now. People are walking along quite quietly. We're just at the entrance of an air raid shelter here, and I must move this cable over just a bit so people can walk in. I can see just straight away in front of me, Lord Nelson, on top of that big column. There's another searchlight, just square behind Nelson's statue.
Starting point is 02:40:22 I'll just let you listen to the traffic and the sound of the siren for a moment. The few people here walking rather hurriedly toward the air raid shelters. Some of them casually. A man stops in front of me to light a cigarette. Here comes one of those big red buses around the corner. Double-deckers, they are. Just a few lights on the top deck. In this blackness, it looks very much like a ship that's passing in the night,
Starting point is 02:40:48 and you just see the porthole. There goes another bus. More searchlights come into action. You see them reach straight up into the sky, and occasionally they catch a cloud and seem to splash on the bottom of it. The little traffic lights here, just a small cross on the normal globe, are now red, the cars pull up and stop. I'll just ooze down in the darkness here along these steps and see if I can pick up the sound of people's feet. They walk along.
Starting point is 02:41:22 One of the strangest sounds one can hear in London these days, or rather these dark nights, just the sound of footsteps walking along the street. like ghosts shodd with steel shoes. A taxi draws up just in front and stops, just waiting for that red light to change to green while the siren powell. There it goes, and the cars move off. More searchlights are in action. We've not yet seen any burst of anti-aircraft fire overhead. An air raid warden walks out of this shelter.
Starting point is 02:41:56 The shelter here, you know, is the crypt underneath this famous old church just on the edge of Trafalgar Square. the crypt where in days of peace homeless men and women were able to find a night slodging Jesus and they killed it they killed it meanwhile that was that was one journalist in the midst of a bombing let's come into the more modern world now granted this guy is a reporter for RT which of course is a propaganda outlet of Mother Russia. But he's still a journalist.
Starting point is 02:42:46 And he's standing in the rubble as Israeli missiles that, you know, we provide the funding for rain down. And what it boils down to, the journalist's name is Steve Sweeney. He's with his cameraman. They're in southern Lebanon. And because he had the temerity to report. our partners in peace the Israelis tried to kill him
Starting point is 02:43:32 for doing his job further rocket attacks were reported against Naharia and admit fucking fuck where where where it's literally a case of missed him by that much
Starting point is 02:44:20 wow the The missile missed hitting him point blank by less than two meters. And it blew the camera out of his cameraman's hands. It left both the cameraman and the reporter Steve Sweeney, injured with shrapnel wounds and most likely a traumatic brain injury. Someone said, well, he wasn't wearing a helmet. helmet and someone else responded if he was wearing a press helmet they probably would have sent two missiles
Starting point is 02:45:12 what a world what the war crime knock it up yeah on the board yeah oh but how about a little good news as we come close to wrapping up the program for the evening and the week and a reminder we are now counting down to the end of the month uh at the end of this program there will be seven more six because i won't be here tuesday six more broadcasts which means i haven't i wasn't taking that into account i should uh okay so the fundraising goal the funding deficit fully funded is two thousand nine hundred dollars so it's not quite a half a month of funding twenty nine hundred bucks and six broadcasts remaining uh if we could knock any of that down between now and well same and well by Monday it'll be awfully helpful and thanks to ralphs
Starting point is 02:46:21 for the challenge and thanks to balmer bob for jumping in and thank you so much um leon scum had a bad day and anytime leon scum has a bad day that means it's a good day um it started out with a feud with John Stewart Leon you fucking spas don't don't get in a battle of wits with a man who has a howitzer
Starting point is 02:46:58 when you're armed with a straw and some spit and toilet paper maybe spoon so Stewart aired a segment that in which he explained the negative impact of scum's X platform on democracy.
Starting point is 02:47:25 He said, Musk has pushed this idea that undocumented non-citizen voting is rampant. It is sowing the seeds of our destruction, and we cannot do it. The irony of it all is because of this guy's platform, this guy's algorithm, which he's in charge of. he's a far more relevant actor in the warping of our democracy through his money and his algorithm than any measure of undocumented non-citizen voting will ever be and then he it went ahead and said what musk would say next he said what his argument and i think his people's argument would be is now that we're getting uncensored material now that the first amendment has primacy
Starting point is 02:48:06 people moved to the right because they learn the truth and he said but the truth is that the algorithm incentivizes the misinformation from the right and he designs it well that Leon Scum has donkey ears and having had them tugged he brayed. John Stewart is an extremely skilled propagandist and disguised as a truth teller. Well the guy with the howitzer said well Leon Elon Scum is an extremely skilled propagandist and scum shot back. Not as good as you. Stop being so humble.
Starting point is 02:48:57 And then, then, well, John Stewart got rough. Judging from his most recent revelations of his baby mamas, I think everyone's been left on read at some point, on red at some point by that gentleman. Ow!
Starting point is 02:49:21 Talking about how he abandons his children and his children's mothers. I'm surprised he didn't go to the, uh, based on revelations by his baby mamas, apparently Leon Scum has a broke dick, because that's what has been said. But here's the good news part. A jury tried and true in the state of California came in today, and they, uh, they made a specific finding of fact that Leon Scum conned his Twitter investors as he moved toward the $44 billion acquisition of Twitter. And that in turn, that finding of fact, exposes him to billions, that's billions with a B, of dollars in damages to the shareholders.
Starting point is 02:50:21 and basically the plaintiffs had said that he misled investors during his effort to buy Twitter and attorneys to the plaintiffs said the damages could go as high as $2.6 billion, according to CNBC earlier today. But the jury did clear him of some of the fraud investors. plaintiff's counsel said, this is a great example of what you cannot do to the average investor, people that have 401Ks, kids, pension funds, teachers, firemen, nurses. That was what this case was all about.
Starting point is 02:51:04 This was not about Musk. It was about the whole operation. And it only took since 2022 to get that jury verdict. Gosh, Leon Scum. I hope it doesn't hurt too little. It means he's not going to be able to afford the tip for his next stick racket. Just a tip. Oh, and by the way, got a note from Sumon.
Starting point is 02:51:37 At least I haven't ruined Sumon's snack or anything. The manly course you were talking about? Sumon said, I'm watching a game of flag football for middle school girls and really enjoying it. Y'all reckon I should take that manly course and become a more manly man? You know what? See as how you've been watching girls' sports, middle school. girl sports.
Starting point is 02:51:59 Well, you know how it is with that whole puberty thing. You could be getting, you could be getting like a contact buzz from all that estrogen. So if I were you, I'd call up a whalehead, dead bear brainworm lamprey and see if I can, see if you can borrow you a syringe of the testosterone. So you can get your manliness back, Sumon. Good one. Enjoy the game. I bet they're having a blast.
Starting point is 02:52:28 So I haven't Wait, what? I don't, this just popped up in my notifications Five hours, well, it's from five hours ago. Law enforcement reports a dam failure imminent at the Wahia, the Wahia Dam in Hawaii. Catastrophic flooding of areas downstream
Starting point is 02:53:08 from the Ohio Dam along the Kaka, oh, come on. Cocoa Stream, including Hale. and Wailua is expected if a failure occurs, evacuations are already underway, evacuate immediately. Jesus. On what island? I'm sorry, what? What island?
Starting point is 02:53:38 They didn't, it just says in Hawaii. In Hawaii, Wai'ahuahua is not an island, but it's a location. Yeah. Yeah. My maya would be Kauai. I don't know where the other two places are that you said. Well, something to watch for over the weekend. I hope people can stay safe.
Starting point is 02:54:05 Well, hey, don't expect anything from FEMA because their disaster response guy is, well, might be uh might be busy getting teleported isn't it funny how the stories just sort of find a way to
Starting point is 02:54:29 to braid themselves together Michelle missed that one I don't know what you're talking about yeah Michelle Greg Phillips um said that
Starting point is 02:54:45 who directs disaster response rapid response for FEMA, said on a number of podcasts that he had been teleported 40 miles from Albany, Georgia, to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia. Voluntarily, or was he taken, was he kidnapped? No, no, it wasn't voluntary. He said, you don't want to be teleported because you're completely out of control.
Starting point is 02:55:26 It just happened. And one second he's sitting there, and the next second he's eating some waffles at the Waffle House. You want to make sure what drugs he's on when that happens. Is that what they're calling drunk driving these days, teleportation? Well, you know, it's like that line from the Wildwood Flower. One little bit of that wildwood flower, and the next thing you know, you're just wandering around behind the little animals. We never thought that Wildwood class. The guy in charge of our FEMA relief.
Starting point is 02:56:04 We never thought that wildwood flowers any trouble. Who's making this report? What? Who made the report that he was teleported to a waffle house? Well, I mean, it came out of his own mouth on multiple podcasts. Yeah. He's been making the right wing circuit, I assume. Oh, God.
Starting point is 02:56:31 Is it a Waffle House code for something? No, no. It's just what the hell knows. It's just Waffle House. Yeah. And frankly, any restaurant. Any, any, any, you know, any southern, a lot of southern communities.
Starting point is 02:56:49 Your Waffle House is a, a geographic location as well as a place that you can get a pretty decent meal for decent money for 24 hours a day if you don't mind the brawling and carrying on behind you or the fights on the parking lot. So he was kidnapped and taken to a restaurant. restaurant. No, he was teleported. No, no, Michelle. He was teleported. They picked him, whatever it was, picked up his car and moved him 40 miles. Are you thinking of an alien abduction, Michelle? No, it sounds like somebody kidnapped him and took him to a restaurant to have waffles. No, no, Michelle. No, that's not what he said. He said he was teleported. He made no claim of kidnapping.
Starting point is 02:57:40 Well, okay, then I don't know what the word teleported is apparently. You don't like Star Trek. It's just Star Trek. When they beam me up Scotty? Oh, shit. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Oh, my.
Starting point is 02:57:51 The guy's short of a bunch. As the English say, nuttier than squirrel poo. Yeah, I think Michelle was thinking about being being driven in a bus or something, but no. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 02:58:07 not transported. teleported telekinesis oh my god my mind i'm sorry i'm very much not i you know what i was thinking is is when somebody is had a stroke and they need to take the helicopter that's what i was thinking no that's transported you know okay there you know that's That's what it. I was teleported once into the future. I took three shots of tequila and then I woke up naked in the couch. It was.
Starting point is 02:58:45 Were you alone? It was a joke. Okay. Yeah. Okay. A little off your game, Michelle. It's a joke, I say a joke. It's a funny.
Starting point is 02:58:59 Aha. Well, hey, you can say this about this Greg Phillips guy. At least he's not. Latin Arabian horse trader. Yeah, there's that. You're doing a great job. I'm sorry. You guys are talking way over my head today.
Starting point is 02:59:15 Heck of a job, Brownie. Yeah. That was from Katrina, Michelle. Yeah. Okay. Don't worry, Michelle. It's Friday. We're all tired.
Starting point is 02:59:25 That's 2005. Well, you've just started a week, so I don't know what I'm tired from. Well, I mean, if you're anything like the rest of us, Michelle, there's a sort of There's a sort of existential exhaustion that kicks in from just absorbing all of this DREC. Yeah. Yes. And where we used to, where we used to at least kind of get to take the weekend to sort of decompress and recharge, well, that doesn't obtain anymore because we may wake up tomorrow morning to find out that he's fucking.
Starting point is 03:00:07 nuke Duran. Oh, my God. Yeah. I mean, that's what he was saying yesterday in the presence of the Japanese prime minister. Oh, we have weapons. They're terrible weapons. We could end this in two seconds. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:00:24 Well, what ends this in two seconds except a nuclear device? Exactly. And as I noted yesterday. Well, we could assassinate the little prick and maybe that was a little bit. We can't say that. Agent Fred. Agent Fred, she was speaking metaphorically. That was Agent Fred.
Starting point is 03:00:50 It's an inside joke. No, no. You can't say that about the president. That's illegal. Going all the way back to the beginning days of this program, we were monitored because one of our early computer geniuses, Peter Godboldt was a network and ports and whatnot kind of computer stuff geniuses. and he looked to see, you know, what was hitting our ports, and we were being monitored by the NSA. Well, they can say that all I want.
Starting point is 03:01:24 All I'm saying is that I'm not suggesting to do it. I'm saying that would end the war. I'm stating a fact. Would it? Would it? No, I don't think it would. To give you guys a perspective, of what's been going on.
Starting point is 03:01:43 I've seen on one of the war streams the other day that there has been a report that they have sent 50 F-35 A's over there loaded each with four B-61 nuclear technical gravity bombs on standby. And when you
Starting point is 03:01:59 see they, who are you talking about? The Pentagon. Okay, and who's the one that's who's the one that's making that call to send those? Well, ultimately, it's with Nero, Michelle, but it's coming through the, it's coming through the Pentagon
Starting point is 03:02:17 and Whiskey Pete Kegbreath and General Raisin there, his chairman of the joint chiefs of staff. They're not doing anything on their own. That's all completely from Trump. The leaders the one that's running this bus,
Starting point is 03:02:34 driving this bus. There's generals over there right now in the Middle East telling their troops saying, that this is a holy war they're using words holy war in armageddon that's some scary stuff yeah and that's those are just those are just military officers
Starting point is 03:02:50 you know that's it that's it like the colonel level and just to just to put a little bow on it all apparently according to a report from Politico the Kremlin
Starting point is 03:03:07 has made an offer to nitwit Nero that he may just prove to be too stupid to reject, and when we say offer, probably it means orders from his master, Pouty. The Kremlin has said, all right, we will stop sharing our intelligence information about the United States military with Iran. If you American skis stops giving intelligence information about Russian forces to Ukraine. It came from Russian envoy Kirill Denitriev to that guy who is so goddamn dumb he would trade a couple of milk cows for some magic beans.
Starting point is 03:03:59 I'm talking about Steve Whitkoff and Jared Kushner. And it all went down in a meeting last week in Miami. And curiously, Niro said last week, Putin may be helping around a little bit, yeah, I guess. And he probably thinks we're helping Ukraine, right? Do you guys want to hear something that he said on August 5th, 2024? Sure. All right, this is what he said on August 25th, 2024.
Starting point is 03:04:41 And I quote from the liar Pito in chief. Stock markets are crashing. Job numbers are terrible. We're heading to World War III. And we have two of the world's most incompetent leaders in history. This is not good. And where are we now? And what has he gotten us into?
Starting point is 03:05:05 Because he's Putin and Netanyahu's little bitch. Well, and because everything he says is either projection or confession. And as to Agent Fred, I just got a note from Darrell in Houston who said, Agent Fred is not a joke. Everyone that has ever donated to this program, called this program, possibly just listen to this program, is definitely on lists maintained by fascist elements in the government and outside the government as well, completely serious. I'm probably on more lists because of my YouTube now.
Starting point is 03:05:44 Possibly, yeah. I heard today that we're sending another 2,500 Marines over there, and we're sending 13,000 101st Airborne over there. Yeah, I talked about the Marines earlier, so that would make it something like 7,500. Yeah, 7,500 Marines and 13,000. Yeah, 500,000 Marines left Okinawa a week or so ago, and the reporting came out on these Marines leaving California today. So the ones from Okinawa should be getting there about right around this weekend, huh? In the Gulf? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:06:29 They're there because they're going to try and take Carg Island, which is not going to work. I don't think it's going to work. I was asking that question yesterday. What's the range of one of the deployment choppers from these amphibious carrier ships, like the Tripoli that should be arriving there any minute? Not that the 300 miles is going to take. because Kyrgyl Island isn't in, it's 300 miles, it's a series of islands. And by the way, I've been given to understand that the K in Kharg is silent.
Starting point is 03:07:10 So it's Hormuz and Hark. So that means that those ships will have to transit the Straits of Hormuz to get them within striking distance to carry the Marines to Hark Island, if indeed that is the Tars. market. Straight is like 21 miles wide. That's it. Yeah. And really shallow, less than 200 feet in some places. Yep.
Starting point is 03:07:45 So it wouldn't take much for one of those big ships to hit one of those mines. That's why you're all fucking fools. You don't know say Donnie was right. They're land mining the straight. It's only 200 feet. They'll set off landmines. We're doomed. All you got to do is sink an aircraft carrier in there and the map.
Starting point is 03:08:04 of the aircraft carrier is going to cause another obstruction in the goddamn channel. Yep. Well, and I think it's important to note that Trump has no impulse control, so his decision to do all this was made about a minute before he did it. And he's asking for another $200 billion for him and Netanyahu's illegal fucking war? And you know who came out against it? Bobert. Wow.
Starting point is 03:08:37 She did? Yeah. She's like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Wow. I know. That's shocking. I know.
Starting point is 03:08:50 You would know this, Chris, if you watched Tristan's fucking videos for the watch the season. God damn it. I haven't watched it a while, Tristan. I'm sorry. That's okay. And I appreciate the support, Jeremy, but I didn't. That video was not one of them.
Starting point is 03:09:03 I did not get around. Well, that proves I haven't won't either. So I'm sitting on myself. It was an intro. You've been caught, Jeremy. But one of the things that's interesting about both Bobert and Rand Paul is in a sense they are sticking to their theoretic poor beliefs. They both recognize that the defense budget that came out through that big beautiful bullshit bill jacked up the defense funding, spending so high,
Starting point is 03:09:39 but there's no fucking reason to give them another $200 billion. You know, it's like this whole fight over the Department of Homeland Security budget where the Democrats have gone over and over and over again. We'll fund everything but ICE. And ICE has a budget that's going to last him until 2029. or some goddamn thing. It's already been appropriated. So this idea that we have to give ICE more money
Starting point is 03:10:12 in order to fund the Coast Guard and the TSA assholes that make people take their shoes off at the airport, which is total bullshit. But they are finally seeing the weird game they helped create. And they're having problems with the fine stitching within it. So I have to give them credit. They're still fucking whacked out assholes,
Starting point is 03:10:42 but I have to give them a little bit of credit for being able to see the bullshit to see through the bullshit they helped create. Yeah, well, it took them long enough. Yeah, and the rest of those brain-dead assholes. The rest of those brain-dead assholes still haven't seen it. Yeah, I don't think they were.
Starting point is 03:11:03 Well, maybe we can sell puppy goat killers planes to crusty queen breads on a credit. I disagree with that statement. Which one? The one that he said that people are too stupid to recognize. I think that they know what the hell is going on. They just don't have spreads to stand up to Trump, period. Yeah, I mean, that's why we call them lick spittles. I think it's, it's, it's been, it's been, oh, yeah, Licksbittle.
Starting point is 03:11:43 It's, it's, it's such an evocative image and nauseating, too. I'm learning so much tonight. Well, you got, you got a lot of, you got a lot of catching up to do, Michelle, when it comes to, when it comes to, when it comes to, when it comes to, when it comes to teleportation. But anyway, I got to get out of here, gang. We'll try to get home. I got to get out of here for anybody who's, and I know that, well, the back porch will continue once we are off the air here. And by the way, Billable Rick says that the TSA shoe policy has changed. When I flew in November 2025, TSA had changed its policy and no longer requires you to remove your shoes to go through airport security.
Starting point is 03:12:35 well that's probably you be yeah billable that's probably because you just have such a trustworthy face um you know those are only for floor shime shoes yeah midwestern salt of the earth you know no let him through he's good uh and from sylvie question what is the range of a laden helicopter answer african or european american damn it big a big a big a a a american but anyway that's the program. That's a llama, that's a llama, mama.
Starting point is 03:13:05 Oh, well, thank you. Thank you. Yeah. But I got to get out of here. Thanks, everybody.
Starting point is 03:13:14 Thanks to. Have a good weekend. Thank you. You too, Michelle. Thank you. If you listen to Robin every single night,
Starting point is 03:13:23 it's like getting a $20,000 education. Roxanne wants your recipe. Roxanne wants your recipe, Michelle. For what? what we had last night. Yeah, that sounded yummy.
Starting point is 03:13:37 What, the refried beans and the enchiladas? Both. Both. Oh. The works. The works, Michelle. All right. Well, I'll try to figure out a way to be able to get it to you.
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