Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - Thorn-In-the-Side-Thursday. Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 5 March 2026

Episode Date: March 6, 2026

Ain't gonna hear from Krusti Noem more! ACABs gone wild. Over Lemon Pound Cake. This timeline is . . . bizarre.

The password is defenestrate. It's showtime. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussin with America's only liberal transvillity elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch,

who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountain top. removal, CRMW.net. And now, from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is, Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this, the fifth day of March, 2006. This is the horn. Headon. Dot live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go if you'd like to be part of the Merry Wacky Zaney, Real Time Multimedia Extravaganza. that is the horn chat room in the three hours in which this program is live Monday through Friday 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, 2 to 5 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. All time zones in between and all time zones the Great Globe round and whatever time it is when you're listening to the podcast. If you're a member, the podcasting contingent of the Horn Family Community Congregation,

thanks ever so kindly for joining us that way. I hope you enjoy what you listen to and that your time with the community is well spent. much. If you could take a moment and leave us a remark, a review, a comment on the podcast itself. Well, as the only PR and advertising department that the Horn has, you'll be helping out a great deal. And thanks so much to all of you who already do that. Thank you. Thank you so very much indeed. Hi. I'm Roxanne. It is, yeah, Thorne in the side Thursday, I just made my way back from the Mid-Ohio Valley Command earlier today and got here and I try to be a conscientious driver and not look at my screens while I'm driving. And so imagine my amazement when I found out that I had a message from Micah sending me a screencap from

Governor Tim Walls, or I'm sorry, J.B. Pritzker of Illinois. Hashtag open to work. Christy Noam, DHS secretary, former public speaker, unlicensed dog euthanizer. Yeah, that's why the password was defenestrate. but we will start the program with a rousing cowbell. Rom-Lama ding-dong. I'm sorry.

I even get my own schick wrong sometimes. Courtesy of Matt in San Francisco. Christy Noam Moore. Ah! Nat says, I'll miss seeing that skin brick of a face. Oh! Skin brick thing. Yeah.

Not. Thanks for providing the first giggle of the person. program, Matt. Thank you so very kindly indeed. Let's see. Jeremy says, we understand the stumble in the intro. You're just all shook up over the loss of Nazi gnome today. But she was replaced by the man with two first names who's even less qualified. Mark Wayne.

Yeah, he, you know what? He's going to come in. And that little feller is going to, he's going to, he's going to, MMA them illegal aliens. Yeah Question to get us started Since she isn't a DHS secretary starting April 1st I love the way they planned that one

Hey DHS secretary April fools She's going to have to move out of her Coast Guard housing She kicked an actual honorable service member out of Where will she live rent free now Oh probably on a soiled mattress behind a waffle house, you know, with Corey, her love. And Corey will apparently, the sex pest that he is,

Corey is going to leave with Krusty and go over as a special government employee. and they'll go over to what he created a fit, that nitwit Nero created a firing dump spot for her, just for her. She'll be special envoy for the shield of the Americas. Jesus, that sounds like a really, really shitty comic book movie. be and I'm sure it will be. And you might recall when last we were speaking,

Corey was throwing a fit over being accused of making the beast with two backs with Corey Lewandowski, sex pest. But she never said she wasn't making the picky picket with him. Oh, my gracious. We've got so much fun to have with this. I know. It's not like things, no, things will be just as fucked up under Mark Wayne,

but still, to see the woman who came out and did a pole dance at her first day on the job after confirmation to an execrable Korean Western song called Hot Mama. Yeah, it's good. So she's going to get some sort of government welfare anyway By being special envoy To the shield of the America The Shield of the Americas A new security initiative

In the Western Hemisphere We are announcing on Saturday into Ralph Florida I thank Christy for her service at Homeland Dude you just blew your own big surprise was the big surprises named Bubba? Never mind. They were going to... Hmm-hmm.

And gosh, I hope it didn't drive his blood pressure up too little because he was described as mad as a murder hornet, nitwit Nitt Nero was, over the pathetic her pathetic performance. before the House and the Senate. Stoke the stroke, Christy.

Stoke the stroke. But I guess Fox News TV Radio Rwanda was caught flat-footed by this. Yeah. I'm getting ahead of myself.

I need to do the thank yous because every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different. So thanks go out to our fifth day of the month's subscribers and contributors via PayPal. And that means thank you to, thank you to News Ninja Gene, letting me know his beloved Anne was hospitalized again, but she's home now. Hopefully her infection will not come back.

I sure do hope so. And thank you so much to Joan in Taliban, Diana. Not well, no, not in town. I don't know. No, no. Joan, thank you. Thank you so much. Sometimes we get these verbal habits.

Thank you, Kenda, in Missouri. Thank you to Kevin in Colorado Springs. Thank you all so very much. Let's see where it all stands. Yeah, Brother Deacon, Asa. questy no it never heard ever no

so we are now down to 2295 um Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge has been met so that take actually it's in 24 so hopefully maybe we can

get caught up on that deficit some because it's pretty brutal Mm-hmm. But no, what do you mean gone at 517? What? Well, right you are. Ah, we got storms blowing through.

Thanks for letting me know I disappeared there for a minute, Brother Deakin. Hopefully that's not a thing for the rest of the program. Thank you, Lee, in New York. Yeah, Jeremy and John. Just like that, you're completely off the air. Ah. Well, I can, by the way, I can report that it is a balmy 73 degrees here in the fabulous horn studios at the magnificent Kincaid Mansion. Outside, even warmer.

And so that means that we've got some in like a lion thunderstorms coming. Yay! Oh gosh, Randy Radar, I hope you haven't. Let's get thee unto the doctor and find out for sure. Ralph's asking, is Corey Lewandowski going to work with Krusty at her new job? Yeah. I think so. Special government employee.

The headline, though, was a little bit misleading. It said that Nitwit Niro was mad as a murder. Hornet. It was missing a couple of words. Mad as a special needs murder hornet at Cresty, the nasty Nazi gnome. But like

I said, apparently Fox News TV, Radio Rwanda was caught a bit flat footed. Oh, darn. Senior White House correspondent Jackie Heinrich, back with us from the White House with more breaking news and details as we fill out the contours of this story. Jackie, what are you

learning now? Yeah, just speaking with some folks who have a lot of knowledge of this situation, I'm told the president spoke with Christyneum just before that truth social post went out, which means that when she was on camera giving her remarks and didn't actually touch on what had just happened, she was aware of what was happening. I'm further told that Corey Lewandowski is expected to leave with her. Of course, the rumors of an affair between the two were one of the factors that I'm told compelled the president to remove her as DHS secretary. Both of them are married, and she had faced questions about her alleged affair during testimony on the Hill this week. Under oath, she did not deny it. She called the reports garbage, but she never denied sexual relations with... No, because it was the biggest open secret in Washington, D.C., which kind of tells you how divorced from reality knit with NITWitt Nero is.

He was actually surprised to find out that Krusty was getting it on with... his boy, Corey, you know, the frequently accused sex pest. And yeah, as Stephen New York points out, the best part, no Senator Marklein. But we're going to have to be saying his name a lot more, so, Marklein! I mean, I'm not going to work on anything, but Marklein! Yeah, I'm going to work on anything. I'll tell you. We're going to shape up at their DHS. They're going to go in there and give a few people a good roundhouse kick in the head like what I got when I was a real live genuine, no kidding, MMA fighter, prancing around in an octagon and a little tiny pair of spandex panties.

God, what a creep. So, yeah, caught up. With Corey Lewandowski, and I'm told that he's expected to leave his post as a special government employee and advisor to her when she departs, the Department of Homeland Security. Unclear, so far I'm trying to still get information on whether leave with her means go with her to this new role that we are still flushing out what exactly that entails, or if that means that means. leaving the government as a special government employee if that relationship has frosted over still looking for more information there but the president was unhappy I'm told with quote many of her unfortunate leadership failures which included Minnesota her public statements in the fallout to that deportation

campaign there also the ad campaign the 200 million dollars in spending and these rumors of an affair with Corey Lewandowski and he's expected to leave with her Well, that's a strong list. And unfortunate failures is strong language coming from your sources at the White House with regard to this exit of Christy Noem. And she will have this new role in the shield of the Americas. And it'll be interesting to see whether or not Cory Lewandowski is going with her to that. He, of course, was President Trump's very first. I don't think she's going to get a $220 gazillion dollar advertising budget to cosplay in that.

Shield of the Americas Maybe Corey Lewandowski will get a Captain America suit Yeah Are we sure Jeremy asked Christy And Custy and Corey aren't really being reassigned to another department

The Department of the fuck around on Trump And find out All Mittlet Niro knows Is that he doesn't want to hear about Custy Out there Uh romping around

with, you know, Corey the sex pest. It may be a while before we see or hear from Krusty any time soon. But, hey, I want to take a moment just to point out, was it last night? Was it last night's program where I said, that may be the end of Krusty, the nasty Nazi gnome? I'm telling you, this program, I hope we do make more friends because more people need to be out in front of the curve so far.

It's like we're on straight road. Pretty amazing powers of prognostication happen here with the community and yours truly. Affairs, Matt in San Francisco says, we all know what a stickler he is for wedding vows. and I'm the only one that gets to cheat on my spouse. Yes, in point of fact, I think that may be the case, Kim, in New York. Oh, so he fired Nome because she and Corey Lewandowski are stooping each other out of wedlock? Not because she's an inept, corrupt, murderous sociopath?

It's the affair that was the issue because Trump is against extramarital affairs. Well, he's against them for anybody but him. Just saying. Actually, what I'd said is that, well, I think, honestly, I think some people got together some maggots from the Congress and went and said, listen, this is really gross. And we can't defend her anymore. And she might, she may wind up going up the river, boss. But as far as the folks at Fox News TV Radio Rwanda are concerned, they were not only flasked, footed they were a mite stunned hundred and fifty different illegal sex offenders

off of the street she was babbling in Nash Vegas tenistand and it had been thought earlier that she went out to babble without even knowing that she'd been sacked oh wait that's an unfortunate term that's that's what Cory Lewandowski's doing with her that she had been let go or seconded to the American shield yes that's what it is she was seconded

hey hey hey so that tone of voice talking about sex offenders no less considering well she's lucky she didn't have to dodge a lightning bolt considering who she works for there are 150 different illegal sex offenders

off of the street. We saw one of those arrests included a criminal illegal alien from Venezuela that was convicted of aggravated criminal assault and abuse of a child. I'm thankful that that individual is no longer on the streets because of the cooperation of those local law enforcement. We have agreements

across the country called 287G agreements. I'm sure you're familiar with them, but there is three different models that are available. One is a jail model that helps us with some detention. The other is a warrant service officer model that is extremely helpful for us to make sure that we can take jurisdiction or of an individual who's a criminal in a safety of an environment of a courthouse or a

jail and they can be turned over to ice so that we have the ability to return them. We're going to continue monitoring Christy Noam's message there as Mark Wayne Mullen. We take this in live together, walks down the hallway on the phone there. They literally cut away from Krusty to show Mark Wayne walking through the halls of the Hart Senate office building. he's on his phone I'm gonna what as he is named by President Trump to be his next

DHS secretary let's listen and see what can grab anything when did the when did the president call you when did he tell you ask you as he gets in the elevator and runs away here's what I'm wondering here's what I'm wondering was he really

God, even the Fox News goons are laughing at all of this. On the phone, or was he pretending to be on the phone? Because, I mean, I've done that a couple of times if there's somebody that I don't want to talk to. I might have gotten it this morning. Who sort of comes up to you on the street. You just, you grab your phone and you pretend you're on a call. That was weird with Christy Dome, or what? I mean, I assume that she knew.

And if she did, that was really demonstrating the art of compartmentalization, because she was there before the sergeant's benevolent association of New York in Nashville at a conference, giving a speech at the major cities conference. And to me, she seemed a little rattled because she usually doesn't make any mistakes when she delivers a speech. And she was making a few there. But, I mean, if she knew, which I assume she did, she really kind of put that in a different box and went ahead with her speech. Well, I just want to add to our reporting. Oh, come on, Johnny.

she was holding back tears. She was the greatest DHS secretary in the whole wide world on the planet, our greatest country in the world on Earth now today, forever in the universe under God. And then she weren't. It was everything she could do not to cry. And then I'm sure she was also thinking, well, thank God Daddy didn't do to me what I did to that poor goat.

Oh, do we have Jackie up? Okay, so let's go to Jackie with that news because, John, this might have been ultimately what led the president to make this firm decision. Jackie, the news. Yeah, we're still getting bits and pieces, but can confirm that the president said that he does not. He was not aware of the ad campaign that Christy Noem was questioned about on Capitol Hill this week, $200 million in spending that prominently featured her. on horseback in her testimony when she was questioned by senator john kennedy indicated that the president had authorized this expense and approved of it and that according to reports upset the president especially with when they're trying to cut back on unnecessary spending yeah yeah they're

not trying to cut back on unnecessary spending you heard a reference the 287g agreements I heard a rumor, and that's all I can cite it as. Just a rumor. Don't know where it came from. But there was a lot of questioning for Krusty during the hearings where they asked her about her willingness to follow court orders. And she got sort of hammered in the fact. with all the times that she and her agency have flouted legitimate court orders.

And it may be that they have been running illegal flights in contravention of those self-same court orders all over the country, necessitating some weird stuff like maybe a lockdown of the airspace over El Paso, Texas, that one morning. Remember? Yeah. But what really probably pissed off Daddy was when she said, oh, I discussed this with Daddy, this ad campaign, and he was all for it. And so now there he is with raw egg all, just drooling down his already drooling orange visage. And you don't do that to Daddy.

or he'll take his belt off, which Krusty might like. And Ken confirmed from a White House official that the president said that he didn't know about that ad and did not authorize it. So a difference there between what Kristy Knoem said, under questioning from lawmakers, and what transpired here. And that might have been the tipping point after weeks of the president facing questions about Nome's ability to carry out her duties as DHS secretary. Of course, you know, her public statements that she made in the aftermath of the deaths of two people in Minnesota and the sort of quick statements that that cast those individuals in a light that perhaps at the moment they were made didn't, weren't cautious enough. The president got a lot of questions about that and whether those statements were responsible. And up until now had vehemently defended her and pointed to the successes at the southern border. The fact that there have been no illegal immigrants caught and released into the interior of the country,

improvements on things like the murder rate and overdoses as data points to build her up. But it seems like his patience has run out because this replacement will mean that Mark Wayne Mullen needs to be confirmed by the Senate. And it is a strange time in an administration to make a shake-up of this sort where it's a cabinet member ahead of the midterms. This is certainly news that was not expected. And we've seen this president, you know, sort of take arrows as other people within his administration have faced public criticism. Certainly questions from Democrats and criticism from Democrats, but even from some members of their own party. Yeah, one thing, I wonder if, I wonder if Ms. Lindsay, Lady Bugs Graham, I wonder if she's right, he's right jealous right now. I could have been a contender.

I could have, yes. The heartbreak. Humilaration. The president has stood by them basically and not wanting to give an inch to those critics until now. So it seems like there may have just been enough reasons between what upset him, what Mark Wayne Mullen brought to the table, and perhaps also a need for this new role that she's going into. We don't yet know too much about it. And I'm still getting more information from officials on sort of the fullness of this decision.

But that's what we know right now, that the news from this week, her testimony that the president... God, your blonde with roots job is spectacular, ma'am. Oh, God. This is so good. and so hey it's a long-distance dedication going out to crusty the nasty Nazi gnome yeah i don't know why we can't come out of a goddamn firing dedication with an upbeat song get done on the phone where are those pictures i was supposed to see sorry i couldn't resist that uh yeah steve in new york an affair We can't have an affair in an evil gelical administration now, can we?

Well, no affairs that nitwit Niro isn't involved in. You know, or Jeffrey Epstein. And, of course, we're still plowing right along in Operation Epstein Ferry. We'll get into all of that, too. Oh, my God, this is Thorn on the Side Thursday, and there is some... Oh, we got some stupid out there. I thought we had stupid yesterday. But then again, like the turtles, it's stupid all the way down.

But the thing is, with her firing, according to that clarion of journalistic integrity, the New York Post, well, Trump was pissed off because he said that, She lied to the Congress. She said I signed off on that $220 million ad campaign. The one where the company that got the money, it was only like incorporated five days before and was her spokescrieps, boyfriend, or husband, whatever he was, they got that. Wow. They got above their raisin. I wonder how many kickbacks crusty got.

Because when you start wetting your beak like that, when you start getting sweetening like that, you have to spread it around. Two sources close to the White House told the New York Post that Trump is furious that Nome testified that he approved of the ads. And that set him up to fire her. But it's worth remembering she was under. oath when she said it. In fact, numerous members of Congress repeatedly reminded her

uh, ma'am, you're under oath. Is it your testimony that? And the fact that a Republican senator was the one who burned her to the ground, Senator Foghorn, leghorn, jubilation, T, corn, corn, pon who Louisiana

made it worse. So, according, Right there on the pages of the New York Post, or the pixels, the president of the United States saying that she committed a crime under oath in front of Congress, that could create what's called a swearing battle. And she's in a spot, and she's about to learn the hard truth of nitwit Niro's loyalty. Of course, Jojo Blondie is still running the Justice Department. That might be a bit of an impediment.

But if the House were to take her at her word, could that be part of an impeachment proceeding? Yes, why, yes, it could. Over, well, online, a former writer for Politico, Rachel Bade, said, Nome screwed up DHS response to the predi killing. Stonewall IG investigations has seen allegations of inappropriate. relations with aide Lewandowski bought luxury jet fleet and spent a ton on ads starring hers truly get them up scout but in the end the thing that did her in was throwing her boss under the bus kickbacks you ask says Jeremy hard to tell how many kickbacks

crusty's taken but that horror movie horse face she gave herself had to be many kickbacks maybe from an actual horse do we know how many she's shot in the face and a a gravel pit lately? Yeah. She needs to sue her doctor. And of course, all over the interweb tubes, people have been having a high old time.

Jesus. The House Minority Leader A-Pak Shakur said, Krusty gnome is gone. Pam Bondi's next. Keep the pressure on these extremists. Ron Philip Kowski, it might as touch, said, Krusty Nome has been fired and replaced by the dumbest U.S. Senator.

That is not fair. That is not fair at all, Mr. Philpkowski. Really? The nerve. When Tommy the Tuber is still in the Senate, and so is Ron Johnson. And so is Marsha Blackburn. Goodness. But he is a dumb-dum.

Like I said, it's all those kicks to the... head. What did the Mad Magazine parody of Kung Fu way back in the 70s say? The things that get stuck in my head. To the tune of Born Free, no less, Kung Fu, for the low brows there's killing, and see in the villain gets several kicks in the head. My father always complained about me buying Mad Magazine. I'm saying it paid off. J.B. Prisker said, don't let the door hit you on the way out Krusty Noam. J.B., I understand, you're a northerner.

The actual line is, Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. Krusty Noem has a sad Mar-a-Lago face. And someone named T.J. Denzer at Shack News, the senior editor there, said, Christy Noem isn't being fired because she was a danger to U.S. citizens and disruptive to community. she's getting fired because Trump thought she made him look bad.

And then he's going to put someone even stupider and worse in. Hence the rumors about Mark Wayne Mullen taking her place. Well, it's not a rumor. The confirmation hearing should be a real laugh riot. Of course, the Senate tends to treat its own with a certain amount of deference. Once you make it into the club, they go a little light on you. I hope the hell that's not the case. It'll be a love fest from the maggots,

but please let there be some Democrats who will do more than send a patented Chuckle Schumer strongly worded letter. But it tells you how desperate they are to find somebody to take Krusty's place that he chose a senator from Oklahoma stand where he felt like it would be a lead pipe cinch

for another maggot to replace him. I wonder if the curiously named Kevin Stitt, governor of Oklahoma Stan, is maybe feeling suddenly a little bit right senatorial. Let's see. When she was confirmed, she came into pole dancing music to a bad country song called Hot Mama.

What do you reckon? What do you reckon Mark Wayne will come into his first day on the job with? Any ideas? My old DJ brain just knows there's something out there. I haven't figured it out yet. Oh, please don't let it let it. Please, please, goddess of irony, please don't let it be Eye of the Tiger. Just, no.

Maybe it'll just be the Rocky theme. and that'll be ruined forever. But then again, Sylvester Stallone is a hopeless maggot now, so it wouldn't be so bothersome, I guess. Be in New York. Mark Wayne, he cannot be a senator and in the cabinet. He cannot be Mark in the Senate, and Wayne is the secretary of DHS. Wayne's world, Wayne's world. Only the VP is in two branches of government. Open seat?

Yes, open seat. and by November the disgust with NITWitt Niro may be so bad that crazy to think but or is it an appointment situation? I don't know offhand. But I do know that there's ugliness in the air after the Tuesday primary in Texas. Unfortunately, Jasmine Crockett lost. and I hope James Talleyco proves to be worthwhile, but it's telling that Jasmine Crockett and James Talaico immediately got on the same page and said, we got to turn this seat blue for Texas.

Meanwhile, a nasty, awful, just knock-down, drag-out fight had ensued between Senate number two, that's multiple meanings uh john cornholio of taxes he he i'm cornollio can't resist and uh that good god fear and upstanded bible believe in christ-centered evil gelical gundaminalist ammo sexual christian

republican maggot ken paxton who is such a good Christian he couldn't hang on to his one man one wall man god fear and christian marriage. In fact, remember, his wife was

the one who pulled the plug and said, we had a Christian marriage. Now we're going to have a Christian divorce. Ooh, there's another potential song parody. Somebody get hold of Rocky Mountain Mike. Use Steely Dan's

Haitian divorce. I think it'll work. Yeah, this is absolutely ugly what's going on down in Texas and it stays ugly because neither John Cornholio nor Ken Paxson were able to cross the 50% line so they head to a

runoff in May which will further bleed their money not that they're going to have any problem getting more of their maggots but earlier today Ken Paxton who has been multiply indicted and they even tried to remove him as Attorney General, the Legislature of Texas did. But today, Ken Paxton said, well, I'll drop out of the race if Congress passes the Save America Act. Nobody's been more loyal to Donald Trump than me fighting the stolen 2020 election,

being in Mar-a-Lago when he announced his 2024 campaign and standing with him in New York in the face of lawfare. for the good of our country and for the good of passing president trump's agenda i'm determined to help him get this done that of course is the bullshit attempt of the maggots to give control of the elections to their orange jesus and women all across america would likely lose their right to vote which of course it's worth noting is according to the gospel sharp that the DUI hire

Whiskey Pete Tegbreath pals around with a great idea I don't think that's going to go anywhere so gee Ken John

you all have at it and I hope it doesn't hurt too little. Jesus. Mad is a special needs murder hornet. Oh, and Nitwit Nero is actually

worried about what's going on and takes ass and a poll by Blueprint was taken. Sorry about the passive voice. An organization called Blueprint took a poll

and the basic question was does the ugliness in Texas affect nitwit Nero if he endorses either John Cornholio or Ken Paxton and

according to Tim Miller over at the bulwark well nitwit Niro's endorsement doesn't much matter and Paxton is of course in the lead. At present he leads 48 to

36. Tuesday night was a bad night for John Cornholio. There might be more of an impact if he endorses Ken Paxton, but the maggots in the Senate don't want him to do

that. And, you know, earlier this week, Nick Niro said if I endorse somebody, whoever doesn't get the endorsement should drop out of the race, but it would have to happen fairly quickly. But yesterday, Ken Paxton poured cold water on that. I'm a staying in this year race.

I owe it to the people it takes us. And why he thinks that he has the sway to get the SAVE Act pass, I'll never know. My hope is that it's Cornynumann and that that James Tilarico hands him his ass wouldn't that be a heck of a day

a Democratic senator from takes ass Jesus Oh and thank you Clarence Thank you so much That was Very kind of you

Clarence just took our fundraising deficit down by Let's see What did I say we are at 1870 so a little over six days unfunded four of those being March two of those being the 27th and 26th and $70 of the 25th of February thank you

thank you so much Clarence much appreciated Leah New York says I heard Mark Wayne Mullen asked if it is a war his changing answers make me wonder if he should be called Oh here we go Mark Wayne Mulligan Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah he was the one who was talking about the stanch of war

Remember that played the clip He's never been He's never been anywhere near a war And frankly If someone asked him to go fight one He'd be pure Romulan You wouldn't see anything of him except assholes and else Alboes.

Asshole and elbows. Oh, and, uh, oh, regarding Mark Wayne, Brother Deacon Asis says, What song will Mark Wayne walk out to? Given his homoerotic shenanigans with Sean O'Brien, and they were.

And given Mark Wayne's fake M.MA bona fides, my money's on him walking out to this song, uh, once he's confirmed. Oh dear. Hold on. Yeah. No.

I don't know where the rest of it went, but, yeah, Sean Michael's fifth WWE theme song, sexy boy. Thanks, Brother Deacon Asa. Hopefully that thing didn't get far enough into my brain to turn into a brainworm. Yes, it was, Ralph's, in answer to your question. Both challenges have been met. Thank you again, Ralphs. Flavio, different topic. that nasty rash

this just ends says Flavio anonymous sources say the nasty rash on Trump's neck is from the collar BB his head on his neck being too tight kinky meanwhile

Jeremy another officiado of the pugilistic arts Mark Wayne will goose step into office to the tune of the UFC's crying like a bitch I like that one too and let me check this

from Sylvie since she's being fired should we rename her Krusty no more by Grapthars Hammer that goat has been avenged been a while so

What a savings And from Carl Out in Arizona Don Lemon and Krusty Hey Roxanne If you want a good laugh Watch the first few minutes of Don Lemon Live 5 p.m. show on YouTube

He was having fun talking about Krusty's demise, but also serious about her failures that cost people their lives. In her new position, George and Korskold asked, will Krusty be a special government employee? Oh, she's special. Sylvie, Mark Wayne will come in wearing a toga and dancing to the song. It's raining men. You think maybe he might come in holding hands with Sean O'Brien from the... the teensters. Love is love, y'all. What a day I walked into. I left, uh, I left Parker'sburg

about 1230. I thought I was going to get rained on all the way back. Turned out to just be a cloudy day, but God, it was warm and nice. And then I stopped at the foot of the mountain and looked at my phone and looked at my phone. Well, I was right. She was the first to go. She won't, be the last, however. Oh, hell no. With the Republicans having crossed the line and humiliated Comer Pyle

to issue a subpoena to Jojo Blondie, assuming she shows up, there could be more fireworks. According to Ancouche Cardori, the former federal

process, prosecutor and a legal expert at Politico, he thinks that Jojo will eventually be singing a different tune when she goes in for her deposition behind closed doors. Congress, if you could sit down with Bondi, what would you want to ask her? You know, there are two sets of objections or concerns that people have with the Department of Justice he's handling. One is a process objection. I use the word process, not to diminish it. You know, talking about mistaken redactions, putting up files and withdrawing them, revealing victims, cooperating witnesses, all that sorts of stuff.

So I would be asking her a lot about the process by which the Justice Department went through this effort and why it was so bungled, particularly since they had quite a bit of time to get prepared last year. And frankly, they kind of brought this on themselves by bungling. the whole disclosure, including Bondi's comments over the course of last year before the law passed. So I would be asking about that. Then there's the separate questions that people have about sort of the substantive outcome of the investigation. You know, why isn't this person or that person or why have more people been charged? I am not sure she is the right person to be asking those questions, but I understand why people want to. I think, you know, I don't quite understand why this isn't

on the table, but a lot of the questions I have, I would want to direct. to the line prosecutors who investigated the case. Now, the Justice Department under Bondi fired one of those people, Maureen Comey, so that has complicated that matter. But I'm interested in what the line prosecutors do, how they assess things, because right now we have a lot of people coming in and second-guessing them without hearing from the principles. That's a real good point.

I'm just thinking about how combative the Attorney General has been when it comes to lawmakers. There's certainly no love loss. There's really been a lot of disrespect. We've witnessed when she was before the judiciary. committee previously. What happens if Bondi just doesn't comply with this subpoena? Wouldn't it be the DOJ? Typically, that would have to hold her accountable? Well, first, there'd have to be a vote holding her in contempt. But Denny said we'd go with DOJ, and of course they would do nothing about

that. Now, hopefully because this is behind closed doors, she'll be able to control herself. But of course, at her last public album, her testimony, she behaved like an all-around crazy person and yelled at anyone who asked her a subdub to question and insulted a whole bunch of Epstein's victims in the process. I mean, it was a whole mess. So, you know, she has not done well. She doesn't do well in these settings. But perhaps if it's behind closed doors, she'll feel less of an urge to sort of play to the cameras and play to social media and play to Trump. We'll see. Got to leave it there for now, guys. Yeah, got to leave it there. But like a crazy person? Jojo Blondie? Well, who's next? Lee in New York asks.

It would make sense to just fill her seat with that of Todd Blanchie. But he could prove himself to be self-indictable too. Oh, Jojo, 60 years old, and it comes to this. Because she won't get away. She can't bring out her burn book in a deposition. and now that people have figured out what it is that gets under cancals, Caligula's, rotting skin, they'll look for those financial improprieties and look for moments where they can get her to say, oh, I discussed this with, I discussed this with Daddy.

Daddy's totally on board with this. And then when he finds out that the American people hate it, Then, by Jojo. Your life is calling. You think she could even get a... Well, yeah, there's always some sort of shitty lawyer job out there. And speaking of shitty lawyers, I ran across this story this morning and just a big old giant what?

I think I had some working knowledge of a musician. named Afro Man. He lives in Ohio and the Adams County Sheriff's Office got a search warrant for his home and they ransacked the place and Afro Man whose real name is Joseph Foreman

well they alleged that they were looking at for evidence of kidnapping and drugs. And so when they ransacked his home, Afro-Man used his own security camera footage and crafted a song to talk about it. In point of fact, the song has actual, no kidding, real live. Adams County, Ohio, sheriff's deputies in it, being seen ransacking his house. Let's start with the tune, shall we?

The music kicks in with footage of heroic Adams County sheriff's deputies rushing into his house, pointing guns all over the place. Mr. Foreman was not at home. no one was he has a collection of antique cars shows the cops running through his garage a heroic Adams County Sheriff's Deputy pointing his

automatic rifle down behind a sectional sofa and then gathered outside of his house because they tore the shit out of his gate will you help me footage of them kicking

his door in right off the hinges. Did you find what you was looking for? Like a slice of lemon pound cake. That's the kill shot right there. This great big fat, tub of guts, pasty-faced, doughy sheriff's deputy with his pistol out clutched in his chubby little fingers. Going through Mr. Forer.

foreman's kitchen and stopping to take a peep at the lemon pound cake under a glass dome on a cake plate. And he runs it back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. And you can see how bad this donut junkie wants a piece of that cake. slice of my lemon pound cake. The warrant said narcotics and kidnapping and kidnapping. Are you kidding? I make my money rapping. Well, I know narcotics. But why kidnapping? Let me ask you something, officer.

Any kidnapping victims inside my seat pockets? Because the video includes them going through the pockets of his clothes, going through his closet. I mean, this is vicious, viciously effective satire. And the Adams County Sheriff's Department looks like an absolute gang of dickheads. Hey, cab. Any kid having victims inside my suit pockets? You crooked cops need to stop it There are no kidnapping victims

Let me ask you another question Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my soup pockets Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my soup pockets You crooked cops need to stop it Let me ask you something else Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs Dude's old school He's got a shit ton of CDs

Any kidnapping victims inside my CD Adams County Sheriff Department You can get these Pounds of weed are inside my city Can you imagine when this came out a couple of years ago How people must have pointed and laughed at these stupid fucking white chuds

from the Adams County, Ohio Sheriff's Office rooting around through CDs looking for dope and kidnapping victims. Adams County Sheriff you can get these

how many pounds of Why my money? Because they did. They stole his money. He eventually succeeded. and making them give it back, but it came back about $400 light. Faves. You're still in my legal day.

Pay taxes money. The sheriff disconnected in my cameras. The sheriff disconnecting my cameras. The sheriff should be locked up and slacks. What are you The Adams County Sheriff Department Disconnected My cameras

What were you fascist assholes afraid of When you disconnected these cameras? My kids They're traumatized My kids My kids I mean Boldly going through the knockdown door

With their riot shield Jesus Christ, what a bunch of chicken shits. So here's the punch line. Now that was two years ago. Well, this week, or next week, March 16th, the Adams County Sheriff's Department, who found nothing with their bogus bullshit warrant,

is dragging Mr. Foreman, Afro-Man, into court suing him for damages over what you just heard and the video images in there. They ransacked his house, stole his money, lusted after his lemon pound cake, and of course there were no charges filed because there was nothing there.

It was a bullshit warrant in the first place. They trashed his house, knocked his door off its hinges, destroyed his gate, and when he said, hey, y'all got to fix this shit, you broke. Afro-Man said, the guy started laughing and nodding his head and said, we're not required to do that.

They were unapologetic, he said. So he said, I made a song. It's right there in the song. Do I have to make my money back with this song? I use my personal life to write my music. Will you help me repair my gate? Will you help me repair my door? I'm singing about what actually happened to me.

And so now the pasty-faced, doughy white chuds who ransacked his house are suing him for defamation because their likenesses appeared in the video. You know, when they were ransacking his house. The indignity just mounts. Afro-man filed a counter suit for damages. and the court one Jonathan P. Hine dismissed those claims in February. I'm sure on some bullshit notion of, well, the cops were acting in good faith.

You know, the good faith exception to the entire constitution that was established in USV Leon, Mr. Foreman said, I should have freedom of speech. I should be allowed to speak about my life and police officers that violate my home and steal my money should not be allowed to sue me. I hope he's lawyered up because, you know, this is a case of the dry sand effect.

I mean, this isn't earth-shattering news. Yep, Micah, ACAB. But it's an indication of the excesses that we allow law enforcement to go to and then give him a free pass for. Yeah, ACAB today, ACAB tomorrow, ACAB until this shit ends. And, of course, I have no doubt whatsoever, being as it happened in the Buckeye state, that the Adams County Sheriff Department is getting handsomely paid now under one of those 287G agreements that you heard Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome refer to down in Nash Vegas,

and what are probably her last public comments is, well, Secretary. of goons. So I'll be curious to see how this case plays out. I hope these stupid fucking cops get laughed right out of Adams County. March 16th. By the way, for the Ohio members of the Horn Family Community Congregation, where is Adams County? Where did they do this?

to this man who was, well, apparently guilty of having a lot of CDs, a lot of clothes, a nice house, a gate, a decent door, and lemon pound cake. I don't know why the lemon pound cake part of this hit me, but it, I mean, when you see the video of this ginormous, Pustle-gutted sheriff's deputy. Just kind of looking at the pound cake. I wonder if the drugs are in, maybe, you know what, I might have to eat the pound cake to make sure there's not no drugs in it.

What a damn clown. Ugh. And we're approaching the halfway mark of the program this evening. Kim in New York sent me this as well. I had it in the stack. Per the Miami Herald. Slurs filled a chat created by a Republican Party official in Florida. Ladies and gentlemen, your Republican Party.

The Miami Herald. Ah, okay, thank you, Steve. Adams County is in southern Ohio, pretty far south. Pretty far south indeed, considering the way these clowns behaved. The Miami Herald titled The Story of the Story. headline the story, Nazi heaven, inside Miami campus Republicans racist group chat. Oh, by the way, a few minutes ago, Victoria chimed in. Hi, honey.

So, Trump fired Krusty Nome because she made him look bad. Everything he does makes him look bad. Yeah, he just doesn't have that level of self-awareness. But back to Miami. The story starts with the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party, who started a group chat last fall for conservative students. It took not even three weeks before the thing was just a sewer of racist slurs, one individual fantasizing multiple ways to kill black people.

And they eventually renamed the chat after one member said it was Nazi heaven. Participants in the variations, it was on WhatsApp and it was leaked to the herald. The good little maggots in the chat used the N-word more than 400 times, routinely referred to women as whores, used slurs to slurs to slurs to slurs to terms, talk about Jewish and gay people, and of course, because they couldn't resist it, engaged in conversations

about Adolf Hitler's politics. I thought we'd settled that one. I just, yeah. And it all centered on the Republican Party at Florida International University. Speaking to the Miami Herald,

the university itself said, well, this is part of an ongoing criminal investigation. I wonder, any of the Republicans have had their gates ripped off their hinges or their doors knocked down or their lemon pound cake lusted after. And of course, well, it'll come as no surprise to when we find out that some of the leading members of that chat were, well, the county GOP secretary, the chapter president of Florida International University's Toilet Paper USA chapter and the college Republican recruitment chair

wonder who uh wonder wonder who the recruitment chair was recruiting no really I don't I think we have a pretty good idea but the Harold says the group chat verified by two people in the group reveals the extent of racism and extremism within the highest ranks of campus Republican Party leadership in Miami. At a time, Florida's Republicans are reckoning with an increasingly emboldened far right. Reckoning? Reckoning?

Oh, Miami Herald, you sweet summer children. Reckoning. They're not reckoning? They're recruiting. They're probably sitting around. Well, they're so young. They may not even know that it exists, but if any of them do, like say any maybe older Nazis, I mean, Republicans. They may even be singing

Tomorrow belongs to us. The primary user of the N-word in the group was William Beherano. He wanted to start a pro-life group at Miami-Dade College. He also called for dozens of acts of extreme violence against black folks. That would include, trigger warning. Crucifying, beheading, and dissecting people.

When the Miami Herald called him, he just hung up the phone. And Daryl Gonzalez, who was the recruitment chair at the time for the college Republicans, typed into the chat in response to that vicious hatefulness. How edgy. In another quote, Daryl Gonzalez said, Ew, you had colored professors? I refuse, he meant refused. I refuse to be indoctrinated by the colored.

I used colored because I was told we can't say black anymore. And then he said, Avoid the colors like the plague. The herald notes dryly, he did not respond to a request for comment. And in the group chat, there were even some self-hating women. Yeah, even though the chuds were, Routinely, I mean, this is such in-cell behavior, calling women whores using the Jewish slur that begins with K, Daryl Gonzalez's recruiting chairman for the young Republican, said,

You can fuck all the K-word you want, just don't marry them and procreate. And then, of course, comes Ian Valdez, the chapter president of toilet paper, USA at FI.U. I would death not marry a Jew. I haven't heard a response from Erica Kerk. And then this Valdez creature changed the name of the group from Uber R-word yapping to gooning in Agartha. gooning in agartha

sometimes I regret the fact that I have a little bit of cultural curiosity I've seen that word gooning a lot lately to goon on someone once upon a time meant to have fun at someone's expense by insulting them or whatnot that is not what it means anymore

but I was even Agartha? What's Agartha? Well, unfortunately, I know now. Agartha is a mythical white civilization that was dreamed up and promoted by none other than Heinrich Himmler. And so it's been picked up by the younger generation

of Nazis and fascists. and I repeat myself. Gooning, on the other hand, well, the younger folks out there probably already know that, know this, but gooning is apparently a slang term for young males

masturbating for long periods of time. I hope I didn't leave all the brain bleach up in Parkersburg because I'm going to need it. and I love the fact that these people are named Gonzalez and Valdez and they're complaining about colored people I guess nobody's explained to them that whiteness is kind of new in that regard

but anyway, young Mr. Gonzalez said Agartha is a Nazi heaven sort of esoteric Nazi isn't essentially over at the global project against hate and extremism, Heidi Byrick said, this is not something you would know about unless you had spent a considerable amount of time in white supremacist circles. It was something Himmler was obsessed about,

and it's basically a mythical white homeland in the center of the earth. If you're using the term Agartha, you have spent some time reading about white supremacy and Nazis. There's just no way around it. You're embedded in the country. culture and of course guess what featured prominently in their

barkings and their gruntings um mr valdez wrote we need to have a moratorium on immigration temporarily unless it's someone from a first world country you obviously mean whites

as a tangent I'll note that I have a story in the stack this very day that the only refugees admitted to the United States since October are white South Africans. You can't tell me that Stephen Miller and other members of this filthy fascist administration aren't tied every bit as deeply into this kind of filth as these students at FIU. I don't know if anybody reading this story.

Did they open the Miami Herald and go, Really? Well, my Stars and Garters, how about that? Who could ever imagine that the Republican Party, the party of Abraham Lincoln, would be absolutely crawling with Nazis. Hispanic Nazis, no less.

Well, you know, here it is, 2026 and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Meanwhile, you've got gubernatorial candidate, Byron Donald's, who apparently once upon a time in college affected a Jamaican accent mon because he thought he could get the girls better that way. But Byron Donald's out on the campaign trail said, he denounced what he's called the woke right, what the fuck does that even mean?

He said that it's something that has arisen since Charles James Kirk lost the gun debate by a long shot. Of course, I'm sure the young Republicans are not at all thrilled about Byron Donald's gubernatorial can't. I know, Micah, I know. Sometimes it's just inscrutable. Oh, I didn't know that. Gooning is also prevalent as a term in the trans community?

But Micah says, The woke right? The fuck? Well, Donald's went on to describe it as a sort of soft bigotry. He's running against a guy named James Fishback, by the way. He uses racist and fascist rhetoric. The Miami Herald says, white nationalist, for fuck's sake, can we just not say fascists?

We've been dealing with this for a while now. And the fascists are making gains, and this is some scary shit. Miami Herald says that a poll performed by the University of North Florida said that only 6% of likely GOP primary voters support this James Fishback, but he gets 32% of the 18 to 34-year-old vote. and that's four times what Byron Donald's gets earlier this week in Miami, Byron Donald said,

Well, one thing I know is the conservative movement Has always been steeped in respect for other people. What? Dude, don't take the brown acid. It's always been steeped in respect for other people. Respect for religious liberty. Respect for economic liberty. Sit, liberty, sit.

Whirl? When? When? When has the goddamn Republican Party been steeped in respect for other people? I'm one of those other people. I promise you, they have no respect. In the group chat, however, the aforementioned Turning Point Toilet Paper USA Chapter President said, I'm more authoritarian than you, buddy. I think the church should run the government. That was Mr. Valdez. He also said, fiscally conservative all the way is so gay

Hitler himself wasn't a fiscal conservative And he has previously Valdez has described himself as a campaign employee In the Miami operation for the aforementioned Mr. Fishback I want to do this the right way And maybe it's just my lack of knowledge I'm open to acknowledging my own ignorance from time to time to the

to the red sea pedestrian contingent of the Horn family community congregation you know how in blazing saddles they're trying to come up with a way to run the settlers out of Rock Ridge and Slim Pick and says I got it! I got it! I got it! We'll kill the firstborn male child

of every person in Rock Ridge to which Harvey Corman You know Heidley Lamar It's Headley What are you worried about it's 1874 You can sue her But he responds to the suggestion

I think Too Jewish Doesn't fish back Just sound a little Eastern European Jewish I mean I really don't want to be disrespectful here And I'm not trying to stereotype

but it sounds about as Jewish as Randy Fine, who was caught, by the way, in a photograph wearing a Kippa, with Nitwit Niro's face plastered on it, and the message, fight, fight, fight. Is that... I don't want to say kosher. is that according to Hoyle I mean

help me here meanwhile Miami-Dade County Republican Party chairman Kevin Cooper said anyone associated with this chat should resign immediately I'm shocked and appalled at these statements I'm shocked

shocked to find out that there's gambling going on in this establishment your winning sir racism and anti-sabitism have no place in the Republican Party Ha ha ha ha! Sure, sure, buddy. I'm proud to be the first Jewish chairman of the Miami-Dade Republican Party,

which is comprised of a diverse group of members from every race and background. You got some background problems there. Kev. University of Florida political scientist Sharon Austin said, with the legislation that's being passed in different states, including here in Florida, and you could argue even with some of them the Trump executive orders about race

he signed immediately after being sworn into office I think it's sending a signal that you don't have to hide your racism anymore anymore God I mean I'm a grown woman and I'm trying to think back to when the Republican Party did hide its racism there aren't members of our community

older than I can y'all remember when the republican party tried to hide its racism meanwhile miss byrick said clearly the trump administration doesn't have any problem with these extremist views so we shouldn't be surprised that young republicans would be trading in this stuff it's being sanctioned by the highest office it's not disqualifying anymore in the GOP not disqualifying ma'am

it's commendable consider the chief messenger of the racism coming out of the White House with his American girl doll tucked under his arm and a spoonful of mayonnaise in his mouth Stephen Miller hairless Hadrick Meanwhile Carval

the party secretary who started the chat said I didn't really see much of the content in the group chat until y'all called me from the paper I'm shocked by how gruesome it is, he said. It's been five months since this was sent, and this is the first time I've seen this message. Sure, buddy.

I guess to an extent I bear some responsibility because I created a chat, but if I'd seen this at the moment, I would have removed Beharano from the chat. I probably would have even blocked his number. Probably. Probably. That's the tell.

The probably is the tell. Probably. Maybe, sort of, kind of. But Carvahall had deleted a total of 14 messages, and 42 of his own, before the herald got hold of the logs. My biggest regret is that in doing that, I facilitated this kind of deranged stuff being out there. I'm at a loss of words. And he only did it after they killed poor Charlie.

So then the intrepid reporters, from the... Ah, okay, James Fishback is a Catholic, Stephen New York, and tells him. Now, I regret the error. It goes to prove my ignorance. But the intrepid reporters from the Herald then reached out to the Florida International University Police Department and wanted to know if there were any records related to the chats. And the police said, We can't share those with you because they constitute criminal investigative information.

And then a horrified spokesperson said, Madeline Barrow, the university takes very seriously any allegation of discriminatory conduct. The alleged conduct is under review and will be addressed in accordance with the university's policies in a particular law. But guess what? If any action is taken, the Nazis will claim that they are being discriminated against for being Nazis. Who knows? In this crazy-ass timeline in which we find ourselves, they might be able to sue and go all the way to the Supreme Court

and have Fappy Thomas and Sammy Bad Breath and Frat Boy Neil and Beer Boof and Brat and his law clerk squeam and quiff and the handmaid and old balls and strikes, John say, That's right, you poor babies, you poor little Nazis, you were discriminated against for your sincerely held political beliefs. But of course, in true toilet paper USA fashion, this is nothing new. Back in 2018 on the same campus, there was a chat group called T-P-U-S-A-F-I-U-F-U-FUN,

where those wacky kids from toilet paper USA joked about rape and how they liked cartoon porn, especially the cartoon porn, that showed drawings of underage girls. What the fuck is wrong with South Florida? God Almighty! And back in 2018, 75 members of the faculty signed on to a letter

begging the administration to revoke the charter of the toilet paper USA chapter. You know, back when Chuckles James Kirk was still alive. The university did, and this is a complicated administrative term, Dick. And last fall, the Gonzales creep, the former recruitment chair, engaged in a discussion about how to describe a woman. And they used terms like half-breed and mongrel. and then Valdez, the toilet paper USA chair,

chimed in and said, This chat gets leaked, we're so cooked, LMAO. And Gonzales said, this isn't even my worst one. And the toilet paper USA chud said, I'm in a few on telegram that are definitely worse. Damn, just damn. And like I said, yeah, since October, nothing but white South Africans

getting refugee status in the United States. This is not a boating accident, not by a long damn shot. Meanwhile, in our stupid little war, nitwit Nero has decided that he should have the power to name the next serene, sublime Iatola. He said, if they appoint Mujahabha Haméé,

they're wasting their time, Kamani's son is a lightweight I have to be involved in the appointment like with Delsey and Venezuela This triggered a lot of Well grim merriment One individual is saying

Congratulations Ayatollah Lee Greenwood Congratulations to future Iranian supreme leader Kushner That was Parker Malloy Sounds like he's already graduated From King of America to King of the World The arrogance is breathtaking astronomy professor Mike Boyle and Colchin said Senate Republicans quietly pushing for Trump to consider Ted Cruz

He wants to go back and do exactly what the United States did When we overturned the democratically elected government of Iran And installed the Shah And from state in New York The White South Africans We should give the Statue of Liberty back to France No kidding Toilet paper U.S.

Michael says, Nebraska Governor Pillon is pushing to have toilet paper USA in all high schools in the state. Why? What's the purpose of it? Maybe Pillar and should worry about Nebraska's economy versus what school groups there are. Right, but we have to, you got, it's like Rogers

and was it Hart or Hammerstein, whatever, wrote in South Pacific, you have to be carefully taught. You've got to inculcate this racism. From Dave in the Blind, there's something not right about them. Florida, Republicans who probably failed their SATs but bribed somebody to get in.

Charlie must be so proud of these damn wonders. My apologies to Stevie. I didn't mean to bring up your last name in connection with them, sir. But Donnie's going to release an album of songs in the key of duh. Songs in the key of derp by Donnie Wonder. Thanks, Dave. And more Don Lemon, Carl in Arizona says later in the program, Congresswoman Dove was a guest, and she was fucking hilarious.

She had Don't crying with laughter talking about Krusty when she said, Don't be doing the nasty with your employees. She's now one of my very favorite Congress people. I hope to see her achieve even more. Tara Setmeyer was on after, and she ripped Krusty a new one, too. That's it from your horn, Don Lemon, correspondent for today. Love to all, Carl, love right back. Michael trying to pinpoint things.

Let's see where we are today. Krusty's been fired or more so demoted to a newly formed department called something like U.S. Shield or whatever it's called. She has to vacate her free house overlooking the Potomac or Atlantic Ocean. And then we had the senator from Montana breaking the arm of a Marine who basically did his First Amendment rights. Yeah, I've got that in the stack too. So Montana, come get your senator and teach him how to be a human,

not a fucking douche like your governor who body slammed a reporter South Dakota when you're picking up your former governess, the dog killer, because we don't want her either. What is wrong with those northern tier western states? Jesus. Yeah, all kinds of political weirdness

taking place in Montana. Afro-man, the stricand effect, Flavio, going back to that story, you know this year the Macron's defamation case against Candace Owens comes up for Celestial Bills, Bells, oh where are the celestial bells nope

come on nope there they are Discovery I think also in March and he's hired the same firm that represented Dominion voting versus Fox oh I hope it doesn't hurt little

candy oh too little and it's wild because there's such a schism in the amongst the youngish maggots that I'm sure some of them are hoping that maybe the macrons will finally shudder the fuck up right oh and uh somebody is over on the stress line let's find out who hey welcome to the program hey yo robin what's up my friend long time no see or hear from this is me reggie from the k to georgia yeah how you doing reggie uh how you doing robin uh well how exactly

do you you yourself robin can care actually you can't actually and finally feel about creptu know i'm getting her shall we say come up and i mean i think i've made that pretty clear over the course of the program started the program with it i was i'm uh i started the program giggling merrily yeah i know i caught you too late for that uh robin but i'll catch it on the uh podcast inside and uh you know i just hope they put somebody in there who's birch who's birch who's 2010 competent.

You know what I mean, Robin? No, there's not going to be anybody competent in the job. Oh, you think they're going to put somebody in there who's far and weighs so much worse than she was? Well, I don't know that he's going to be worse, but he's going to be equally stupid.

We already know who he is, Mark Lane Mullen of Oklahoma staying. Right. Guy couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel. Oh, right. Well, I wish the other two you know, Pam Blondie and Caroline leave it along,

who last time he spoke, I said they looked both, they look both like the identical twin Regina Georgia from mean, girl. I think they're more like a stepford wife. What do you think, Robert? I think they're horrible people and incompetent into the bargain. Remember, Jojo Blondie was there during the entirety.

of the early days of the Epstein files. Right. And there's no way she wasn't hearing about it, but just look the other way. He's rich. Jojo Blondie is a cheap bitch. She sold out to nitwit Nero for the piddling sum of $25,000 to stay off of the Trump University lawsuit. Just 25 grand. Right.

Cheap. Cheap. Right. And what about old Caroline leave it alone? Oh, she'll, I think she'll probably take a, she'll either step down or take a leave of absence when she gets nearer to term with her baby. Right. Because nobody wants to see her bringing little baby Damien into the White House press room.

Damien. You mean like from the omen? Yes, like from the omen. Well, I wish they would get rid of both Lauren, Lauren Bulbert and Nancy Mace. You know, the alcoholic, Nancy Mace? Is she? Yeah, I wish they'd get rid of both of them.

I don't know. Oh, right. They should have done this a long time ago, Robert. They should have done this a long time ago. Well, I mean, done what? She didn't. By a crusty gnome. No.

No. No, she didn't run a foul of him until she put him in legal jeopardy because she testified under oath that he signed off on $220 million of vanity ads for her on riding a horse. Right. About a secret love affair with Corey Lewandowski. They brought that up to today as well. And she got really defensive about that, even though her husband was sitting there before Congress himself. Was he in the room?

Yes, he was in the room. Yes, he was in the room. room. The view talked about it today. Yeah. The view talked about it today. Unfortunately, they had the guest host of the week Elizabeth Hassee back on there. You know, the little barber thumper. Yeah, they had her on there this week. After tomorrow, she'll be gone. And, of course, she couldn't pass up bringing up Joe Biden. Of course, whoopey had to check her on that. You know what I mean, Robin? I don't, I mean, yeah.

She's gone now. You know what I'm? Mark Wayne Mullen. No, hold on. Let me back up. Her last day is March the 31st. Right. Krusty's last day is March the, Christies.

Yeah, go ahead, Rob. I just said. Yeah, her last day is March the 31st. Right. bringing somebody who is equally as incompetent and stupid. Yeah, I already said. Mark Wayne Mullen. He's already been named.

Right. Right. Like I said just now, she got real defensive when they brought up her a secret love affair with Corey Lurindowski. So she was cheating on her husband with him. She got really defensive. But she didn't deny it. But she didn't deny it.

Right. And she kept accused. us, well, them of calling conservative women stupid. She went that route. He went that route. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he did. I wish we could get rid of some more of his, shall we say, employees.

Oh, the dominoes will fall. Yeah. I hope they fall sooner than later. Much sooner than later. The markets are not loving what, they're not loving his little war. the Dow lost what 784 points today at one point it was down over a thousand and and and you know everybody knows that he pays more attention to the markets than he does to his own family right and when when it starts hemorrhage and he campaigned on you know the

eggs are too expensive well I had to fill my tank up today as I was coming home. Right. And gasoline is up, what, 50 cents a gallon? Right. It was down under three bucks. Now it's back over three and headed for four. Oh.

I will pay $5 for gas. Well, if things continue to go south in the Persian Gulf, Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what kind of car you have, Robin, but I'm sure it takes a whole lot of gas. No. You know. No.

No, it's pretty efficient. I get about 32 miles a gallon on the open road. Right. But like you were. But you saying that gas is so high because of this. He strikes on Iraq or Iran. Yes. Much wreck.

Everybody in their cousin is. saying that because it's true. Right. So you're saying that the Republicans are finally turning against them as they should have done so long ago? No, no, no. No, I'm not saying the Republicans are turning against him, no.

Uh-huh. But, well, some are less, well, they're finding it hard to defend him. Right. Well, they turn against Krusty Knoem today. both Democrats and Republicans turned against Krusty. And she should decide. He was never supposed to be in that job in the first place.

She was never qualified. As you said, Robert, she was incompetent from the very get-go. Right. Just like Caroline Levin-Alama and Pam Blundy. Well, but when the Senate is comprised of licks spittles and bootlicks, competence is not a factor. Right. that is true

how exactly do you feel about Jasmine Crockett losing to that losing to her well rival or competitor you're talking about James

Tolerico yeah that's it I mean it wasn't that close people in Texas are saying that there was voter suppression and that racism did play a

play a role right but they're both being professional about it but Jasmine Crockett said it's time to rally around James Telerico and turn this seat blue. Right. And good on her for doing that, because the maggots are tearing at each other's flesh like weasels. Right.

And gosh, I hope that continues for quite some time. Right. I hope we go up to Grig as far as well, Robert. what say you? What do you mean? Well, you know, I'm sure he's happy that she's not that he hasn't won.

I'm sure he's happy that she hasn't won or didn't win. Yeah, but she's not going away. Oh, that's true. She'll be back. Good. I hope she does. And she can do things in the private sector that she couldn't do as a member of Congress.

Right. She's a great lawyer. and, you know, she could go out there and just start, well, she could make a cottage practice out of just suing the state of Texas for being shitheads. Right. And she won't be compromised either, right, Robert? She won't be compromised. I don't think she is.

Neither her nor her principle. Neither her know her principle. You know, well, I guess, because you know what being fired is the start of the dominole tumbling, tumbling down. Don't you think, for Robin? I don't have a crystal wall. Oh, right. Great. I mean, I have my hopes.

Right. Me too. How do we stop these strikes on Iran? Innocent people are getting killed. Oh, yeah. I just saw a video where they're bragging about bombing a city that's more densely populated than New York City. and they captioned it courtesy of the red, white, and blue. What? Yeah, these maggots are thrilled with the slaughter they're perpetrating.

Yeah, but some people are being slaughtered. Yeah, Reggie, they don't give a shit. They're happy about it. Right. Right. Robert comes back to hunt him, hunt him and them. Don't you think so, Robin? And he won't, they won't, neither he nor they,

we'll be able to sleep at night. Are you kidding me? Who are we talking about here? Oh. Going derangetang? Yeah, he, well, he doesn't sleep well. I think there's a combination of reasons for that. He's probably got a prostate the size of a watermelon.

And he can't sleep the night through. Right. But he's probably also miserable from whatever that rot is that's crawling up his neck. Right. I hope I don't see that. But he is, but, but understand, he is not the least bit bothered, Reggie. Not even a teeny, tiny, itsy, bitty, microscopic little bit about innocent people he's slaughtered. If the Epstein files, if the Epstein files, what's in there is true, he's participated in multiple murders. You think he's going to get squeamish over dropping a bunch of bombs?

on 140 little girls trying to learn how to read and write in Iran? Oh, come on. No, he wouldn't. He wouldn't hesitate or give it a second thought. No, you're right, Robin. He wouldn't hesitate to give him a second thought. And what, no, he wouldn't. And what about his tariffs?

How could we stop for the stop to them? He's terrible. The Supreme Court kind of put the kibosh on that. It remains to be seen. whether or not he will actually obey the court. Right. But there... Go ahead, Robin.

There are, you know, I don't know if you've heard me use the term. But Reggie, I have said for months now, we're not in a constitutional crisis. We are in a state of constitutional collapse. Right. And we have to stop that before we can stop anything else. Right. He needs to be impeached.

He needs to be impeached. He needs to be removed from office. But that requires character and courage on the part of a gang of God-dam maggots that have not an iota of either. Right. They're afraid and scared of this man. They're afraid of scared of this man, brother. I think his whole entire administration is afraid of scared of this man. 40 a yes, men and women.

You know, acting like robots and machines and, you know, and step with husbands and wives, so to speak. Am I correct, Robin, or am I wrong? Am I crazy or is against me again, Robin? That you have to sort out. That you have to sort out for yourself, Reggie. Right. Yeah, well, you know, they're not turning against him. I mean, his whole entire administration.

No, because it's working, it's working out very well for them. look at the what the husband of trisha mclaughlin the spokes creep for crusty gnome he got he got the better part of a cool 220 million dollars to run ads of crusty sitting on a horse in front of mount rushmore right what she's going to do now that she's been fired from her position i mean that you know after march 31st i wonder what she's going to do now her been once he's been terminated from her position

I wonder what kind of hell she's going to raise now that she'll be gone her position and you know like you said this man needs to be impeached

I hope eventually but I heard he's not a well man I heard he's sick right Robin I heard he's a sick man yeah yeah I mean the chronic Venus insufficiency uh huh

whatever the rod is that's crawling up his neck I prefer to think it's tertiary syphilis a lot of people think it might be skin cancer some people think it might be shingles but if it shingles it will make you miserable what if it crawls up all the way up to his brain

what if that happened well they've got to keep him in some semblance of functionality until January the 21st, 2007. Right. That's a year from now. Ten months. Yeah, exactly.

But again, we're talking about people with no courage, no conviction, no morals. Right. And that especially applies to his cabinet. Right. And so they're not going to haul out Section 4 of the 25th Amendment and point out that, you know, daddy's gone round the bend, Reggie. Right. Because they have no courage.

They have no conviction. They have no morals. The oath that they swore to the Constitution means less to them than the toilet paper with which they wipe their buttocks. Right. And you have JD Vance up there kissing his ass, bending over and kissing his ass. You know, he's his number one yes, man. is the one who's counting the days until January 21st, 2027. What?

So he could step in and replace them? And then have plans to remain president for 10 years. Oh, they can't do that. Uh-huh. You know they can't do that? Yeah-huh. Yeah. Ten years.

Uh-huh. You can only be elected twice. Not if you step in and fill the remainder of a presidential, term that is less than half of the term. Oh, right. So you get to finish the term out, and then you get to run for re-election, and then if you win, you can run for re-election one more time. What if he loses? Yeah, what if he loses? Well, then he loses. And he's nobody's favorite person over in Maggotland.

Nobody trusts him. The racists realize that he's married to a brown woman. and that his own kids are kind of brown and if you've heard the story that I was just now doing you know those those assholes down in Florida referring to half breeds and mongrels right when they themselves are Hispanics

and by definition Creole right right I hope they don't sleep good at night either the ones who did that Well, in the case of those guys, they're probably so freaking high or drunk that they could sleep through a cat five hurricane. Right.

You know, I don't want anything to happen to him or to his wife or kids. You know, anything can happen nowadays. Isn't that right, Robin? Anything can happen nowadays. I don't know. I don't know, Reggie. I just don't know. Well, listen, Reggie, it's good to talk to you. You have yourself a good evening.

Take care of yourself. I think spring's headed for you. I don't know. Up here, we could have a snowstorm in a week or a month. Right. Up here, we have a rule up here, never plant your garden until after Mother's Day. Right. I hope you still have plenty of propane and kerosene.

Well, we don't use kerosene, but we do have propane. Well, I hope you have plenty of that. I'm not burning any right now, and I don't expect to burn any tonight. Just get down under the cover and be comfy. You take care, Reggie. You be good now. You do too, Robin. You too.

You too. Bye. Our pal Reggie calling from. Decatur, Georgia. Ah, what else? Well, stress lines open if you'd like to check in, unburden yourself of whatever it is, it's on your mind. It's just one crusty gnome story after another in my feed right now.

Apparently the vaunted editorial board of the Wall Street, Journal. No, not the New York Times. Not the Washington Post. The Wall Street Journal, Rupy Medawks, Wall Street Channel, have declared, I mean, it sounds like they may have the,

the Mexican gasoline and the swirly straws out. The Department of Homeland Security currently is operating in shutdown mode without funding. Ms. Nome's testimony before the Senate on Tuesday, could have been a chance to put Democrats on the spot for refusing to fund DHS at a time of heightened threats, as Mr. Trump bombards the terrorist regime in Iran. Instead, the headlines were about Ms. Nome's floundering,

including under hard questions from Republican senators. Ms. Nome faced questions and struggled to respond to them about why she had initially defended the killings of Renee Good and Alex Prattie by accusing them of domestic terrorism. She faced questions about what she described as aircraft being purchased that will be utilized for executive air travel and for deportation. She faced questions about allegations which she has denied. No, she didn't. Of a romantic affair with her aide, Corey Lewandowski,

but it's still the Wall Street Journal. The empowering of Borders'ar, Tom Manho, amid the Minneapolis mess was a good step for Mr. Trump since Mr. Manho is a professional who talks about prioritizing public safety and conducting targeted ICE enforcement against known illegal aliens in a humane fashion. You know, I don't think you can print the words illegal aliens

and humane fashion in the same sentence because calling human beings illegal is pretty inhumane from jump. If Mr. Mullen is confirmed by the Senate, he can help the president by following the Manho approach and explaining it consistently without the political melodrama. Jesus. But Reggie and I were talking about Jojo Blondie.

Oh, my. Is she next? At a White House event earlier today. well, he decided to offer up some remarks about Jojo. And does this sound like the idling of the bus under which Jojo is going to eventually find herself? Really? Attorney General Pam Bondi is a terrific person and fan.

And she's proving how tough she is, and I think the next three years she's going to really prove it, right? like these people. Secretary Scott Besant, Lori Chavez de Rima, and Sean Duffy. Yeah, she's tough. She's going to be here for another three years.

I don't think so. Because she's got a subpoena in her hand, and she's going to have to answer it. And she's not going to get away with the bluster. Because they can just keep her there all the goddamn day. until she testifies truthfully under oath. Because, see, with a deposition subpoena, when she starts blustering,

they can just say non-responsive, and that goes on the record, and can be reviewed by an actual judge. They don't, there doesn't necessarily have to be a DOJ involvement. because remember criminal contempt is still a thing so you've got to wonder if maybe the

shield of America will need a legal counsel they can make a job up for there too and of course the shield of the America is nothing but at best

of fantasy on paper. It has to come out of the executive office budget because God knows it has not been empowered by the Congress. And I asked earlier if Mark Wayne Mullins, colleagues in the Senate, might have an issue with him. Well, I bet I've got an idea of one who will. I'm speaking, of course, of a libertarian ophthalmologist, Rand Paul. and that thing on his head. It wasn't that long back that Mark Wayne was going after Rand Paul at a Republican shindig, and he was mad at Rand Paul for not voting for Daddy's Appropriation Bill. And so Mark Wayne answering a question said,

The question is, why did I vote to give illegals, money. I didn't. The president made it very clear he wanted appropriation bills passed. If any amendment passes, it kills the whole bill. Rand Paul's amendment sounds good, right? The problem is, Rand knew that if that bill passed, it would kill the other 11 appropriation bills, which would throw us into the shutdown. Shut down. Rand doesn't ever vote with Republicans when it comes to appropriation bills. I had to vote again it, because if that would have passed, not only would have killed the bill, it would have also killed the farm bill, which is tied to social programs. If you change the ratio about 70-30, you must redo the entire farm bill.

What Rand was trying to do was kill the farm bill because he's trying to legalize hemp for drinks in Kentucky because of tobacco industry shifts. There's always a backstory. Now, I don't think he's going to get a vote from Bernie Sanders for this either. I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that. that he's a communist. So you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor done what he did,

and I told him that to his face. Referring, of course, to when Rand Paul's neighbor beat the living shit out of Rand Paul, and Rand Paul ran off to Canudlia for some of that socialist canoodley in medicine. It's one of those moments when you look at it and go, God, I don't know who I want to. Please, can we just have two losers? Yeah. I should note, we got about 28 minutes left in the program.

This is kind of a desperate thing as we try to bring the deficit down and finish off February. That would be $670. And to close the entire deficit would be, would be $1870, $1,870. I know that's a lot, but that's 10 at 187. No, that's still a lot. How about 20 at 9350? No, that's a lot, too.

How about 40 at 4650, 75, 67, Omaha. But you get the idea. Because there's a lot going on, a lot of bills. The hellish part of winter was pure hell. I'm hoping that the weather stays reasonably clement so that we can put all the propane combustion behind us, but that's highly unlikely up here.

But any help would be good help. This little program's been on for more than 22 years. and it's never been one that requires a lot of money. There's 152,000 miles on my car. It's got a caved-in door. $800 break job didn't help last month. And there's just more going out than there is coming in. And that's unsustainable.

So any help. And thanks to those of you who have and do. The fact of the matter is The people who keep this program going Are well, we few, we happy few, right? But to get back to the story, Rand Paul's a freaking snake Yeah, well, I wonder if

Mullen feels like He wishes he hadn't done that And frankly, I I hope Rand Paul's bitchy enough To get some get some folks together to oppose this. Just, you know, DHS is operating without funds. Why can't it operate without a political appointee as the secretary of DHS?

Of course, where I'm concerned, I think it all needs to be abolished. ICE, DHS, because it was all just part of the knee-jerk spasm that struck us in the aftermath of September the 11th, 2000. one. It was performative and created a whole other bureaucracy that now has a budget that's larger than that of any number of entire freaking countries. Mark Wayne, you little bitch. I hope it all comes back and bites you in the ass. Colin Bernie Sanders a communist. What a dip shit. I mean, honestly. And then there's what happened. yesterday in the Senate just sickening

a Marine in full-dressed blues stood up in a Senate hearing to protest the war that Marine well the

the Capitol Police took three of them and they still didn't manage to take him to take him down and then well then a senator Senator Shihi

of what Montana Stan attacked that Marine no it's not inappropriate content Instagram it's highly appropriate

content oh where'd it go sorry oh I know why I can't find it you know why I can't find it because it's on the computer back in Parker'sburg

Silly me There it is I knew I'd find it Yeah the back story for this is just sickening Tim Shee A maggot chud from Montana Stan

jumped in to try to break the arm Of a Marine Who was protesting the war Again wearing his dress blues It brought tears to my eyes this is the audio no that's the advertisement

ah out no one what's the fuck hand his hand the cops are do the capital police are doing what the capital police do but this she he shithead

wants to try to be all butch and take down a United States Marine Corps veteran and you hear the onlooker saying his hand his hand his hand because his hand was stuck in between the the the the the the door facing and the

door itself let go of your leg it's gonna go of your hand the senator broke his hand a city control your senate A US Senator Judge A US Senator just broke the hand of a Marine. You're a coward. What you're saying? What fuck you're saying?

That's why you got kicked out, fat ass? Wait, what's that? That's why you got kicked out, fat ass? Sit out, please. Everybody sit down please. Everybody sit down please. This is not for it. I'm getting out of here. It's fine.

Everybody's a doubt for this. Is your hand to fake? No, it's not. This is disgusting. Disgusting. Just pull it out. Just pull it out. Just tear it off.

But that message, no one wants to die for Israel. And I think it's a valid point. Because we now know that that's exactly why we're in this goddamn mess. Let's review, shall we? Jeffrey Epstein was an agent of the Israeli government. Jeffrey Epstein funneled information to BB Netanyahu. Who, by the way, when the shit hit the fan,

his presidential Air Force One-type Israeli aircraft couldn't find anywhere to land and wound up in Berlin. Oh, really, the irony is delicious. Unfortunately, he was not arrested and immediately forthwith taken to the International Criminal Court at the Hague. That would have been entirely too just and proper. And by the way, they ripped the trousers, apparently, of that Marine. God knows what he's seen in combat. God knows what motivated him to declare, no one wants to die for Israel.

And what he said makes sense. but compare that with what we know that nitwit Nero's command goons have themselves said you're going to die to bring back Jesus Christ so we can have Armageddon and so now we sit here

by the way kudos to the Atlantic I caught an article by who was I think it was Tim Naftali who pointed out that well he was about a week behind me because this program is so far out in front of the curve

it's like we're on straight road but he pointed out that nitwit Nero opened the door to assassination by a foreign power and he added some details like the fact that Gerald R. Ford who sat on the Warren Commission

you know, magic bullet and all of that bullshit. But he said when they were doing that, when they were engaged in the investigation, they all went to the Texas book depository there in Dallas, and he said we all looked through the scope of an identical rifle at the parade route. And he said it was chilling. And so when Ford,

found out via the Church Commission what the CIA had been up to with its assassination attempts. He entered an executive order that went on to be codified as law that said

we will not run around deliberately assassinating world leaders. If we happen to kill one well, that's different. But we don't go after them directly until now with it went nearer. I mean, Bill Clinton went after al-Qaeda bases in like Sudan and would not have grieved if Osama bin Laden had been killed.

Same for Operation Desert Fox, in which he ordered the bombing of several of Saddam's palaces, but it was not deliberately to murder Saddam or Osama bin Laden. All bets are off now. he has opened himself and every other president in the future to exactly what he did to Ayatollah Khomeini and Bebe? Bebey didn't give a shit he just knows he finally got what he wanted other American presidents, Republican and Democrat alike, would not go along with Bebe and would not do Israel's dirty work for them

but the 79-year-old toddler the mic TV all grown up is so goddamn suggestible all you gotta do is offer him a casino on the Mediterranean shores of Gaza and you are as the saying goes in like Flynn I don't know that we fully understand just how deep what kind of deep shit we're in but over at CNN they talked to Jim Hines earlier today, and Jim Himes

was not reassuring. Joining us now is the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, Congressman Jim Himes of Connecticut. He's a member of the gang of eight. Nice to see you, Congressman. So you've been in several briefings with members of the Trump administration about the Iran operation.

Do you have a clear understanding now of what that imminent threat was that they say drove this decision to go to war with Iran on Saturday? Yeah, well, there was no imminent threat, and let's be precise here. They like to use the word imminent, and imminent to most people means that the Iranians have lined up missiles and forces and planes and ships to attack the United States. That is absolutely not what was true, and it is absolutely not what Marco Rubio has over and over and over again said. And you don't need to take it for me. You can watch the video.

Marco Rubio, and I've heard him now say it three or four times, has explained this as we were convinced that the Israelis were going to attack Iran. We were convinced that when the Israelis attacked Iran, the Iranians would retaliate against American bases and assets in the region, and therefore, the calculus was that because Israel was going to go and because we were going to get attacked, we should attack first. The problem with that logic, of course, is that there's nothing imminent about that. And I had been under the impression that we were the greatest superpower in human history. And yet Marco Rubio's explanation suggests that we have absolutely no influence to exert on either the Israelis or on the Iranians.

And he's right, because the fact of the matter is, if it were not for the fact that we so thoroughly fetishize Israel because of weirdo interpretations of hallucinations by an exiled man on a rocky island somewhere off the Levantine coast, I'm speaking of John of Patmos, it would be nothing for an American president to look at Psycho Beebe and say, listen, you little pissant. Cool your fucking jets. Calm your ass down. Sima dan, nah. Because if you don't, and if you fire one goddamn shot at Iran, we're turning off the

money spigot, bitch. No more dollars. No more freebies. You want to go attack Iran? Do so without our blessing. and do so without us and take your medicine when it comes

it's so humiliating so disgusting that the greatest superpower the world has ever known allows itself to be shoved around by a country smaller than the state of New Jersey as we are always reminded

I mean humiliating, embarrassing pathetic in how they might react to an Israeli attack. So, I mean, imminent is the last attribute of what has occurred. This administration was going to do this. And they finally settled, of course, on a highly unsatisfactory explanation for why they entered into this war of choice.

And just to follow up, as you may have heard, Secretary Rubio walked that back after being pressed on it in the conflicting descriptions, including from the president, and said that his reasoning was being cherry-picked and claimed that as soon as a diplomatic talks broke down, that it was clear that action needed to be taken. I'm just noting that from his point of view. There were no real diplomatic talks. You can go back and look at the record here. You know, Whitkoff and the president's son-in-law were in Geneva, and in the morning they were

visiting with the Iranians, and then they were walking down the street to the Russian negotiations. As far as I can tell, there have been no diplomats, professional diplomats involved, And oh, as it turned out, that, you know, two real estate tycoons moonlighting as negotiators, that is not a real negotiation. As you know, Congressman, the Senate rejected a resolution yesterday that would have limited President Trump's war powers without permission from Congress. The resolution is also expected to fail today in the House of Representatives. What could lawmakers oppose to this war actually do to try to rein in President Trump's actions against Iran? Well, Wolf, there's a really kind of dark answer to that question, which, and the answer to that is, and I hate to be this blunt and honest with the American people, but it's true. The answer to that question is nothing. Even if the war powers resolution were to have passed the Senate and to have passed the House, there is no reason to believe that Donald Trump would have taken that into account. He would have vetoed that resolution, right? And so what eventually is going to end this war is what we're beginning to see already just in the fourth or fifth day of this war. Gasoline prices are already up 22 cents.

a gallon on average across the country. They are now higher than they were when Donald Trump took office. The stock market is stumbling today. And by the way, I should have put this first, but most tragically and most importantly, there are now six Americans dead in this war. Eventually the pressure of those losses in context of the administration's inability to tell us how this ends, you know, how or when this ends, eventually the American people are going to be even more sour on this war than they already are now. And I suspect what happens then is that Donald Trump just pulls the plug, declares victory, and walks away.

I want to play a congressman how some members of the Republican Party... I want to point something out because during all the things that Congressman Himes was saying, CNN was doing B-roll footage of stirring imagery, probably provided directly from the office of Whiskey Pete Smegbreath of jets taking off of carriers and mobile artillery batteries in the desert firing missiles or rockets or whatever and bombs going off and aircraft hangers being hit

okay I guess we've got all of that but if we've got that kind of surveillance on foreign assets, has anybody seen footage of the drone attack or whatever that killed those six American members of the United States military? Anybody? Because I haven't. I went looking for it. We've got all kinds of footage of us slaughtering people from foreign countries

but we don't have video surveillance footage of the drone hitting in Kuwait do we have video footage of the Kuwaitis shooting down 3 F-15s are we going to send them a bill

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