Head-ON With Robyn Roxanne Kincaid - War-What-Is-It-Good-For Wednesday, Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid, 4 March 2026

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

Whalehead DeadBear Brainworm-Lamprey Wants your coffee, wonders if a cup o' Joe with sugar is OK for a teenage girl. Normal people wonder if a teenage girl is safe around Bobbo. No one in the MAGAT Whor, er, White House seems to know why we're actually at war with Iran. Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem gets a <ahem> hard <ahem> question and screws that up, too. She has utterly no idea what the 4th Amendment is. Cankles Caligula can't rememeber the difference between his filthy old pappy and his filthy old grandpappy.

The password is dunk. Here we go, live from behind the corn phone curtain. It's head-on with Roxanne Kincaid. Three hours of cussin and discussing with America's only liberal trans-billy elitist right here, right now, on the head-on radio network. Brought to you in part by Cole River Mountain Watch, who invites you to be part of the uprising against mountaintop removal, CRMW.net.

And now from high in the hills of West by God, Virginia, here she is. Roxanne Kincaid. Well, howdy. And here we go, off and running on this fourth day of March, 2006. This is the horn. Headon.com. Live is where you'll find us on the interweb tubes. That's where you go.

If you'd like to be part of the Mary Wacky Zany, Real-Time Madcap Multimedia extravaganza, that is the horn. horn chat room in the three hours in which this program is live Monday through Friday, 5 to 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, 2 to 5 p.m., Pacific Standard Time, all time zones in between, and the Great Globe round. And whatever time it is when you're listening to the podcast, if you are, in fact, a podcast downloading member of the Horn Family Community Congregation, thank you so much for doing so. It means the world.

I love to be in your good company and have your good opinion of the of this program. If you could take a moment, and some of you do, thank you to those of you who do, take a moment, give us a report or review, a comment, you know, on the podcast when you download it, make sure you're subscribed. And when you do that, you are, you become a member of the Horn Advertising and PR ad hoc committee, department, whatever. because y'all are all we have to help other people figure out that this conversation is taking place and where and how and when.

Hi, I'm Roxanne. It's prayer meeting Wednesday. Yesterday got kind of prayer meetinized, I'm afraid. So I'm not sure how much of that sort of thing we will have this evening. But, well, it may be there. You never know. every program here at the horn begins with gratitude and this program is no different so thanks go out to our fourth day of the month subscribers and contributors via PayPal that means thank you

thank you ever so kindly to Paul thank you Paul and thank you to Kim and Malin in New Jersey thank you Stephen that's very kind of you thank you thank you all for being partial sponsors of the program. Here's where things stand. We are at $2,200 for the funding deficit. We carried over a bunch from February, and it's been thanks to those of you who did jump in, but it's been kind of slim through the beginning of this month. I sent something to someone I shouldn't. there we are sorry micah i thought i was sending the the showpost to you i accidentally sent it to my daughter yeah you'll have that um but at any rate things have been slim here like i said we're twenty two hundred dollars in the hole if we can raise a hundred and seventy bucks

then we can knock out the bruce and karen's memorial challenge uh i won't extend it into tomorrow So maybe, and that would get us down to $1,600 in the hole. It gets worrisome. The bills, they are still awaiting, and I don't know how much longer they'll wait. I will be leaving the Midwestern command of the Horn Broadcast Universe in the morning and heading back to the magnificent Kincaid Mansion and the fabulous Horn Studios therein. But now we've got,

Victoria had the evening off, so we will get the whole program in. I'm so glad she's here. And I won't have to stop the show earlier anything, so that's a bonus. Where to begin? Well, let's start. I mean, it's not more in Monday or Titanic Tuesday, but like I said, we did some, we did some prayer meeting Wednesday stuff yesterday.

So I think it's okay to start with stupid. And goodness gracious, sakes alive, we are talking about some stupid. What do I mean? Well, I mean that whalehead, dead bear brain worm lamp, brief has decided to start a war with his family's home state of Massachusetts. Dunkin' Donuts originated in Massachusetts, donkeys, as they call it, and it has spread across the country. and now Whalehead Dead Bear Brain Worm Lamprey says

he wants to go to war with Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks. I wish I was kidding. Sometimes the stupid becomes exhausting. It's almost always exhausting. And this is just one of those moments.

Yeah. I mean, breathtakingly dumb. And why? Well, the Secretary Whalehead, Dead Bear, Brainworm, Lamprey seems to think that he has powers he does not have. Mm-hmm. God. Axios Boston had the story.

Well, you remember when, what was it, a week or so ago, Whalehead Dead Bear Brainworm Lampery was at the Eat Real Food Festival in Austin where he was probably paling around with a guy who wants polio to get loose in the United States. Remember, we talked about that? Well, it turns out that also while he was there, he decided that he has a problem with coffee? coffee I guess because it's not fermented or meat or cooked in an iron skillet

Bobby you dumbass they make cast iron coffee pots I mean you can have one you might hurt yourself trying to lift it and pour yourself a mug of Joe but well he'll probably need a cast iron coffee mug

too god damn what a dumb ass But while at the Eat Real Food Festival, Rally, whatever, he declared, we're going to ask Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks, show us the safety data that show it's okay for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in. minute. Okay, whatever, dumbass. How about you show us in return the scientific data, Bobby, for a 15-year-old girl to be within, oh, 10 feet of you and not get groped? Show us the, what do you say? Show us the safety data that a 15-year-old girl can be anywhere near my boss and not get raped.

because I'm game for that one too. Well, Massachusetts Governor Morahili, taking a page from the right-wing gun-humper playbook, said, Molon-Lave, motherfuckers, come and take it. You can have my coffee when you pry it from my cold dead fingers, you dirty ape. Uh-huh.

So, you know, he's, look, too much sugar is bad. Anybody with a passing familiarity with the golden mean from ancient Greece, oh, there she goes again, ancient Greece, ancient Greece. But, you know, moderation in all things, nothing to excess. But, yeah, we've got to get rid of the sugar. but of course I'm sure he wants to go after artificial sweeteners too at my connoting

well now we know Janeway hates him I mean we knew that before probably but there's our obligatory Star Trek reference to get the program started we have a diabetes problem in this country there's no doubt about it but it's not caused by food dies

and it's not caused by demons or ill humors. Jesus. What a stupid time. And of course, now the pop companies, Coca-Cola, I saw an ad for Coke the other day, now with real sugar. And I just happened to have a long enough memory. You remember why it was they went to high-fructose corn syrup in the first. place because they wanted to break Coca-Cola did and their then president Roberto Gosweta.

They wanted to break the independent bottlers. And so they started making their Coca-Cola with high-fructose corn syrup and made the independent bottlers by sugar. And pretty much that was how they strangled the independence. I mean, there are, well, here where I, here where I am at the Horn Midwestern Command on the banks of the West Virginia's River. The old Coca-Cola bottling plant is still out there with not far from here at all, really. It's up on, well, just off of 7th. And big old brick building with the humongous drink Coca-Cola neon sign on top. That was a fixture in the river town where I grew up.

Had a big window and you could see the bottles going along the line, the filling line. Yeah. And for those of us who do fondly remember the taste of what was then real Coke, yeah, we paid extra money for the Mexican Coca-Cola's because still made with real sugar, still tasted like Coca-Cola used to taste. Micah notes, I always love Mexiccocs. So, yay? A hundred and fifteen grams of sugar.

Well, how do you know it's 115 grams? Maybe she only uses one packet of sugar. I mean, granted, some people do like their coffee rather syrupy. I'm a no sugar at all in my coffee kind of woman. But some people do. They like it sweet. And that's okay. You know, there's whalehead dead bear bear.

brainworm lamprey worrying about a 15-year-old girl drinking a coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it. But, of course, that 15-year-old girl also doesn't have autonomy over her own body when somebody like whalehead dead by brainworm lamprey rapes her and gets her pregnant. So there's that. Jesus, it's exhausting. It is. It is. And we note in coffee, RFK Jr.

can take Mike Maloy's River Moon coffee out of Mike's cold mug. My, uh, Racta Gino is protected by my Batleth. And Apple today announced new M5 laptops, Randy Radar says, second obligatory Star Trek reference. Does Daystrom know about this? Not cool. We do. You're absolutely right, Reverbo. And by the way, last night's conversation with Reverbo was fan-free fantastic. I'm trying to be a proper broadcaster, reberbo, but you are correct. I thought y'all pronounced it co-cola down south of the possum line. We do. We do.

It's co-cola. As in what kind of coke? What do you want to drink? Coke? What kind? What do you mean what kind, says the out-of-towner. Well, orange Coke or seven-up Coke or Dr. Pepper Coke or root beer Coke. What kind of Coke do you want?

Coca-Cola. Oh, okay. Why didn't you say so? Yeah. But, well, from Brother Deacon, Asa, Ree, Bobby. So it ain't okay to put sugar in your coffee, but it's totally fine to walk barefoot into a commercial airliner's nasty-ass commode and snort copies amounts of bugger sugar. Off the shit smeared toilet seat. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Seats so. Seats. plural. That's the thing. It's not like, yeah, I remember that one time. I snorted cocaine off a toilet seat. I vowed I'd never do it again. I said, I've snorted cocaine off toilet seats. Good for you. Good for you, Bobby. But yeah, well, and we can go beyond that, Camel Cardinal. Not only is it okay to snort copious amounts of booger sugar off the smeared toilet seat. it's also okay to take your grandchildren swimming in literally a feces-infested creek in D.C. I just love Rock Creek. Probably should call it Poop Creek. See, when I take my grandchildren swimming in Poop Creek, it confer. It

It confers herd poop immunity. Poop munity. That's exactly how it works. I asked Dr. Oz about it. And while he declined my invitation to get some herd poop immunity, he did say that that was exactly how that would work. I'm going to have to take some ibupro from the after the program. It did.

Doing the Bobby voice heard. Yeah, you would have. Micah says, God, I remember when I moved down to Florida, Georgia, I caught endless shit because I ordered a pop. Oh, don't worry, it would be the same if you'd ordered a soda. Soda, soda, soda, soda. Coke with Sugar, Lee, in New York says, I knew someone who stocked up on kosher for Passover, Coca-Cola.

I was living in Atlanta at the time, and they'd bring in the kosher for Passover. over Coca-Cola at the local deli. And yes, I would buy it by the case and ration it to myself because it tasted so much better than new Coke or Pepsi-flavored Coke. Now with pine tar or anything, but we are rapidly descending into the cripplingly stupid. So I better stop. Jeremy says I had to purchase kerosene two days ago because I was low and not sure I'd make it through March usually warm enough Aprilish to not need it but because of the Iran war it went up to

$64 between the day I ordered the hundred and twenty-nine gallons and it's delivery today thanks maggots oh yeah well it's like like Clarence writing in in yesterday's program saying word came down from HQ for everybody to top their tanks immediately because shit's going to go sideways because nitwit Nero needed something to try to distract from Jeffrey Epstein and then he started a war where he wound up killing girls little girls just like it says he did in the Epstein files oopsie yeah how about that and having brought up our dirty illegal war with the people of Iran against the people of Iran. Well, I guess they got to have some draymah aboard a United States submarine somewhere

in the Indian Ocean, basically in the Bay of Bengal, where I'm sure some sub-commander turned his hat around backwards and raised his periscope and said, ready tube one. and they said, ready tube one, sir. And he said, ready two tube. And they said, what? Ready tube number two. Ready tube number two, sir. And so we sank an Iranian vessel that was not engaged in any hostilities,

had not fired at, you know, any American vessel. or anything. And of course, it's not like we're at, I mean, Congress has certainly not authorized war against the people of Iran. But, yeah, we sank an Iranian naval vessel. I think it was the IRNS Dana. That's what I read. uh we we uh destroyed another iran naval vessel that was docked it wasn't exactly moving so we just hit that one with missiles god they must feel so proud i guess i'm glad they do because i'm not this is nothing to be proud of again the usual caveat of gee gosh a gosh almighty willikers i sure do hate the iran

Because you've got to say that. The death toll, as far as we can tell, of our slaughter against the people of Iran, is nearing, if it hasn't already crossed, a thousand human beings. Most of them, you know, not gun-totin members of the Iranian military. 140 of them or so were just little girls, little girls going to school. Remember, the Israeli spokescriek for the foreign ministry said, Next question. Stand by a moment.

So, you know, there's that. And no sign of let up. Oh, well. And the fallout from yesterday's hearing with Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome continues. She went over to the house to answer some questions. where someone finally decided to just get to the heart of the matter and ask her about her alleged torrid romance with noted sex pest and married man, Corey Lewandowski. Trump knows that this guy is shady. Corey has a decades-long record of physical battery, sexual harassment, illegal lobbying for a Venezuelan

oil company and bringing a loaded gun into a federal building. Despite being fired or removed from virtually every position he has ever held due to misconduct, he now wields unchecked, unconfirmed, undisclosed power over your department. This person has no experience running anything close to Department of Homeland Security or even advising someone in your position. He is unqualified, which again, has left my constituents and I wondering why he is your top official. So Secretary Nome, at any time during your tenure as Director of Department of Homeland Security, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski? Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're going down and peddling tabloid garbage in this committee

today. And, ma'am, one thing that I would tell you is that he is a special government employee who works for the White House, there are thousands of them in the federal government. So reclaiming my time, Secretary, it has no authority to be making any decisions. It is okay for you to be offended by the question. But it is also a real question. So what I would say to you is that what we do at the Department of Homeland Security and without any hesitation.

Every single day is to protect this country to make decisions. You or any federal official is sleeping with their subordinate. That should be the easiest. You should be wanting to answer that question. Because it is not about your sex life. It is about your judgment. That kind of garbage is about reclaiming my time so that I can hear my self. Time belongs to the gentlelady from California.

Yeah. So did you notice what Krusty, the nasty gnome didn't do? I mean, you talk about the dog that didn't bark. instead of saying, well, I never, or I am a married woman, ma'am, and I would never do anything. No, of course, or just simply, no, I haven't. She blustered. She obfuscated. She gish-galoped. And at no point in that diatribe of hers, did she say, no, I'm not fucking Corey. Because yes, she is fucking Corey and left something embarrassing on the airplane. And it was never about a blanket. And we don't know what it was. And we don't know if it was hers or Corrie's.

But Representative Comlager Dove of California said, it's okay for you to be offended by the question. You probably heard it. It's also a real question. And you should be able to answer the question clearly and without any hesitation if someone is asking you or any federal officials sleeping with their subordinate. Not about your sex life, it's about your judgment. That there, to use a term that was coined during the Nixon administration, that there is a classic Republican non-denial denial. I wonder if maybe, I wonder if she and Corey had a good laugh about it while they were tearing each other's clothing off or doing whatever weird shit those two creeps do.

But, you know, again, I mentioned, I think on Monday the myth, the myth of the, from Hindu cosmology where it's turtles all the way down. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's macket assholes all the way down. And there was a moment earlier today, a kind of gratifying. A moment earlier today when Caitlin Collins of CNN apparently had as much as she could stand. before we go there Jeremy noting Corey wait Corey left his dildo behind sorry I'll see myself out

you know if he'd left his dildo behind he probably probably wouldn't have freaked out and they would have known where it was sorry I just gave that one to myself but you know what Jeremy you get one too for the assist but no

Caitlin Collins stood all she could stood from from Caroline real poo-poo leave it alone earlier today it was a

you might call it and say it was a quality moment that dominance over the skies which means the United States military will be raining missiles and weapons down on Iran to hit these specific targets

that have been identified as crucial to take out by the Department of War Caroline. John. Thank you so much, Caroline. Has the U.S. posture changed in regard to a nuclear North Korea given the latest strikes on Iran and the fact that the stated goal is to make sure that Iran is not a nuclear country?

I don't have any change in... What a dumbass. What a stupid question. Of course our position on North Korea hasn't changed. They still have nukes. We only push around countries that don't. Right? Yeah. ...position with respect to North Korea today.

Thank you. A quick follow-up. There's been reports that Ali Khomeini's son has been elected as the next Supreme Leader. Does the administration think that he is a part of the same regime as his father? Would they like people in the country to rise or rise up and get him out of power? There's reports he's been elected or that he's assuming to be elected? One of the likely options. Pardon me, what was that? That he's one of the likely options or that he has.

has been elected. Okay, so we'll wait to confirm until someone actually is out of time. You just mentioned that the president is going to attend the dignified transfer for these families. Given what Secretary Hegg said this morning, is it the position of this administration that the press should not prominently cover the deaths of U.S. service members? No, it's the position of this administration that the press in this room and the press across the country should accurately report on the success of Operation Epic Fury and the damage it is doing to the rogue Iranian regime that has threatened the lives of every single American in this room. If the Iranian regime had their choice, they would kill every single person in this room.

And so we can all be very... All of them. They'd hate dead burnt bodies and veins in their teeth. They'd kill every American, every last American, I'm telling you. Even though they don't have any weapons that could do that. Oops. Grateful that we have an administration and that we have a administration and that we have a men and women in our armed forces.

You need to be grateful to Daddy. Daddy saved your miserable Lugan Press alive. Who are willing to sacrifice their own lives for the rest of us in this room and for every American across the country and for every troop that is based in the Middle East. That's what these... The secretary was complaining that it was front page news about these six service members who were killed. That's not what the secretary said, Caitlin, and that's not what the secretary meant. And you know it.

You know you are being disingenuous. not, we've never had a Secretary of Defense. Who cares more? Get through where tragic things happen. It's front page news. I get it. The press only wants to make the President look bad. As you know, we cover the deaths of U.S. service members under every president. The press does only want to make the President look bad. That's a fact.

Listen to me. Especially you and especially CNN. And the Secretary of Defense cares deeply about our war fighters and our men and women in uniform. He travels all across this country to meet with them, to connect with them. to connect with them, and your network has hardly ever probably reported on that. You also have the chairman of the joint peace chiefs, Chairman Kane, who's a brave patriot standing alongside the secretary. Yeah, that's Chairman Kane, whose nickname is after 30 or so years in the United States military. He's been dubbed Raisin.

Chairman Raisin. Don, da, do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, right. at the Pentagon this morning, again expressing his condolences to these families. And I just told you that the President of the United States will be attending their dignified transfer. So please, so please. That's not making the President look bad. That's showcasing that.

We expect you to cover that as you should. We expect you to cover that as you should, Caitlin. But you and your network know that you take every single thing this administration says and tries to use it to make the President look bad. That is an objectable fact. I don't be covering truth deaths is trying to make a question. An objectable fact? What is this?

The Archie Bunker reincarnated as a 29-year-old bimbo married to a 60-year-old creep. I mean, what? Objectible fact? I mean, okay. The goddess of irony works in mysterious ways. I guess it is an objectable fact. Because I object. It's not a fact.

Nobody has to make Nitwit Niro look bad. He does that all by himself. That creepy-ass rash running up his neck. Kind of makes you wonder where it originated. If you're trying to argue right now that CNN's overwhelming coverage is not negative of President Donald Trump. CNN's overwhelming coverage? Oh, she's lost. The adrenaline's getting to her and the language center of her brain isn't working real good.

The American people would tend to agree, and your ratings would tend to disagree with that as well. Go ahead. Thank you so much. On the school strike back to that for a minute, I understand that the U.S. does not target civilian infrastructure. That's what you said. Can you say that there's any evidence right now that it was not a U.S. And then also, you didn't mention Israel and that, is there any assessment about Israel's potential likely, you know, roll in that if at all? Again, the Department of War is currently investigating this matter.

But again, I will reaffirm that the Department of War and the United States Armed Forces do not target civilians, as does the Iranian regime who kill and execute their own people. Christian. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm getting kind of, I'm getting a little. nostalgic for 2003 because I mean it had a little bit more gravitas to it when Colin Powell was throwing away his entire career saying but my friends these are not speculations these are real aluminum tubes and mobile weapons labs and real yellow cake uranium ore this is a real thing here and now we get this the Iranians kill their own people.

Yeah, they do. They do. And you know what? You didn't help matters by killing 140 schoolgirls. Because nobody likes 100 to see schoolgirls slaughtered for learning to read. Jesus, at least in Iran, women can learn to read. You know, unlike Afghanistan, where Daddy authored the peremptory, pull out of U.S. troops, never should have been there, and created the chaos that erupted in

August of 2021. Remember that? Pretty damn well. But bless her heart, maybe Caitlin Collins was, well, now that Larry Ellison and his disgusting son, Biff, or whatever his name is, are going to own CNN and Caitlin will probably be out of a job fairly soon. Maybe she decided to go down swinging. And she did. She handed Caroline leave it alone the very words of DUI Hire Whiskey Pete Kegbreath, saying that the free press of this country shouldn't cover the members of the military whose lives have been so callously nihilistic.

casually thrown away in this exercise in bellicose stupidity what a dip shit she is and Caroline leaving and she had a shitty day today I'm guessing this was one of those I don't know she may have to do some self-care

maybe she can go and get her baby some more filler just by way of you know just feeling a little just to spa day. It's the spa day. And so the polling data is pretty damn clear.

The majority of America does not support this act of monumental stupidity. Poor little Marco Rubio can't even decide why we're doing it. No, really. This is... He first said that

it gets confusing. That's a capital little Marco, who had said previously the day before that Daddy decided to attack Iran because Israel was going to go first. Well, then Caroline slipped the shiv between Marco's ribs and said, uh no uh daddy decided to attack because it was a unique opportunity for success so she was confronted with the fact that you know well asked if daddy really thinks the american people are into this war this morning this phone call between the president and prime minister nanyahu saying that deniahu had given the u.s this information about where the iatoll would be and then he'd be with these

deputies on saturday how important was that information in the president's making the decision to strike where and when he did? I think it was important with respect to the timeline, but I think the president prior to that phone call had a good feeling that the Iranian regime was going to strike the United States assets and our personnel in the region. And the president was faced with a choice. Does the United States of America use our military? Well, I mean, yeah, the Iranians had said that if we hit them, they would hit back. You know, they're not part of that whole turn-in-the-other-cheek religion, you know? Prayer meeting. And every time they've been hit, they have proportionately responded

and done not a hell of a lot of damage. I'm not defending them. These are just the facts on the ground. So, well, Marco doesn't know why Daddy did it. Daddy probably doesn't know why Daddy did it. But God, I saw a photograph of him screaming at Whiskey Pete Kegbreath. Uh-huh, yeah. Got into Daddy's liquor cabinet, didn't you?

Didn't you? Got in there again, didn't you, Petey? Uh-huh. And our capabilities to strike first to take out this threat that has been threatening our country and our people for 47 years, or is he going to, as Commander-in-Chief, sit back and watch as the rogue Iranian... you love that trope the Iranian government has been at war with America for 47 years ah well you know people have long memories when you take democracy away from them and impose a dictatorial autocratic monarch on them not really that surprising is it

and regime attacks our people in the region that's obviously an unacceptable decision for the second choice there is unacceptable to the president which is why he made this decision as for where the iatollah was going to be that obviously had an impact on the timeline of the operation but not quite the president's decision in its entirety on the way the public is doing this we were sitting here last week i asked you if the president was going to make this a big part of the state of the union if he felt like he had to sell the possibility that he'd do strikes like this we're now five days on he hasn't done kind of the traditional speech to the nation part of it. Does the president believe the country supports the actions that he's taken

so far in Iran? I think he does. And I think the president knows the country is smart enough to read past many of the fake news headlines produced by people in this room, that this action was unjustifiable. Again, this is a rogue terrorist regime that has been threatening the United States, our allies, and our people for 47 years. And the American people are smart enough to know that. And they've also been smart enough to listen to the president himself, not just over the past year in the second term, but during his first term as president, and also for the past 40 years of his life, this is a president who has been remarkably consistent on this issue that Iran can never obtain a nuclear weapon. And the president tried peace through diplomacy,

exhaustively and extensively. He and his team gave it their best go, and the president ultimately came to the termination of that peace was not a pursuable... The termination? She's so far out of her death. It's pathetic. Yeah, I share your fear, Jeremy. Jeremy says, there I was for the last three weeks, sat straight up in bed, worrying that Iran would make landfall in rubber boats and take over the United States. And as for air superiority, how'd that work out with the 315s over Iran this past weekend?

Boom, boom, boom. Did we lose aircraft? I missed that part. and in another news story that I saw earlier talking about the possibility well the possibilities of you know who might wind up being the supreme leader well it was just as I said it's Ayatollahs all the way down there's a grandson of Ayatollah Khomeini and then there's the son of Ayatollah Khomeini and what did our partner in peace, Israel say?

Oh, we don't care who they choose. We're going to murder him, too. Which I guess is all well and good if it's just a matter of wanting to murder people. But, well, sooner or later, you've got to have a leader in place that can at least surrender. Or are they afraid that... Oh, wait, we're talking... We're talking about Israel. Do they really think they've got a 90 million human being genocide in them?

Was Gaza just a warm-up? Jesus, what a disgusting fascist regime. No, really. Israel said, but whoever the new Ayatollah is, they're going to murder him. Meanwhile, the markets are not liking this a lot. Canckel's Caligula does spend a lot of time watching the markets. So apparently Mushtava

Chamehameh Jamehameh Tameh Tomato It wasn't in Tehran when we murdered his daddy assassinated his daddy

They were trying to set up a moment where the 86-year-old's body could lie in state But well that's going to

have to be postponed and the assembly of experts. They say they'll select the new leader soon. And Israel responded, well, we'll hunt down whoever they choose, kill him too. We'll kill Iranians one by one until we've killed all 90 million of them if we have to. You know, because our sky spook told us to back in the 6th century BCE. And this thing, you know, this still has plenty of room to get completely out of control. The Iranians appear to be trying to draw NATO into it, or at least create a conflict within NATO, because they fired a missile apparently at Turkey, who has the second largest military in all of NATO. Guess who's first?

Yeah, that would be us. but they shot the missile down and said they weren't going to treat it as a attack on one as an attack on all situation and triggered the NATO charter. Pouti, meanwhile, is sitting somewhere in Moscow or thereabouts with his fingers covered in puppet strings. as he tries to manipulate his way into the shattering of NATO so that he can just send his barbarian hordes rolling across the Lithuanian, Latvian, Estonian, Polish frontiers

with what he thinks will be impunity. But if Caroline real poo-poo leave it alone, thinks that it's the liberal media who are making daddy look bad by not agreeing with his war. Well, you know, there aren't a lot of maggots who watch CNN. On the other hand, however, there are a lot of maggots who, uh, oh, let's just say they've probably shelled out somewhere along the way for some paleo chocolate chicken meat. bone beverage courtesy of Alex Jones. It'd be so much better off with Alabama sex clams.

But, hmm, Alex is trying to distance himself from this stupid war. And the Iranians are very competent fighters. In fact, they're absolutely the worst to face of all the Muslim groups, the most professional, the most suicidal, and we go in there. I have no doubt the Marines and the Army are going to kick their ass, but we're going to have a lot of dead people. And I mean a lot. The estimate by the Pentagon, the seven-year Iran-Iraq war that the U.S. backed with weapons,

CIA, 23 satellites, everything, basically ran it, killed about a million Iraqis and two million Iranians. Two million Iranians. and their answer is continue to kill whoever the new leader is. Just keep killing the generals, killing the leadership, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. And then finally they're going to find some leaders that are going to work with them. I can't wait to hear what he says next. When I find myself saying the same things that Alex Jones is,

that kind of makes me wonder if it's time for a vacation. Woo! Yeah. And, of course, Reverbo noting, you've got to love how they all keep using the word fake whenever they can try to question they don't like. It's the only word they know, Reverbo. Specious, spurious, non-series, you know, things that's real people with real vocabot. But, you know, Daddy doesn't have a real vocabulary. He talks like a third grader because he has a...

significantly damaged mind or whatever reason he may have always been that way or maybe maybe he didn't get out of his sexual vietnam in the 80s as unscathed as he thought yeah uh going back to little marco for a minute uh yeah he explained why we attacked iran says lee this is as clear as he explained it iran was going to attack us so we had to attack iran before they could attack us so we could kill them first. If we waited, we would have more American dead, so attacking them saved American lives. Being the first use of weapons was really a defensive action. They started this. We had no choice. This is also why the bully in the playground is justified in beating up everyone else. It makes sense to a three-year-old potus brain. Yeah.

You know, the bully who grabs the little kid's fist and why do you keep hitting, you stop hitting yourself. but what Alex Jones said there was actually correct. We backed Iraq in their war against Iran. Guess where they got the poison gas they used? Saddam Hussein gases his own people. Fuck him. We're going to take him out. Anybody remember that photograph of a younger Donald Rumfield

shaking hands with Saddam and grinning like a fox-eating shit. out of a wire brush. Yeah, that was from the Iran-Iraq War when we decided that we would said that Saddam might be a son of a bitch, but he was at the time our son of a bitch, and we'd give him everything that he could possibly want. So much blood, so much treasure, and all over the stupidest of things. Is April Glassby still alive? Because remember, Bush War I started over a State Department cable. from April Glassby.

You remember that, right? Saddam, very politely, asked the United States government, hey, Kuwait stealing my oil. You mind if I fuck them up a little bit? And the April Glasby memo, the cable, said, The United States takes no position on Arab versus Arab conflicts, which Saddam at the time took as kind of a thumbs up to go ahead and attack.

and going back a little ways before we get back to the Alex Jones clip. The Krusty Knoem, Brother Deacon Asa says, perhaps it would have been appropriate if the gentle lady from California could have pulled a Harold Wilson and asked Krusty Kome, when did you take Corey's junk out of your mouth, ma'am? And Stephen New York, she just keg-breath the Secretary of Defense. Someone's going to get a spanking. Let's not take this program.

into the gutter quite yet, Steve, if you don't mind. Yeah, Jeremy corrected himself. It was over Kuwait, not Iran. Kuwait shot down three American jets. All the crew safely ejected, but, well, with friends like these, right? Thanks, Ralph, serving as the F-15 shot down in the Middle East Hornet. ad hoc research department. You know what will happen

if some leader says, I'm going to make a deal. The people under them will shoot them in the head. You just say what you want about the Iranian cult, Islamic cult, but at least they stand for something. And they're in a total fortress mentality. And these guys have been raised since their children

to die. And now everything their grandpaws and their daddy's told them is coming true. Now, there's so much to get to here. You know, all that technology he's got and he doesn't have a foot switch or a button he can push so that he can cough and not do it over the air. Oh, Alex.

Go to Nick Pointez, two clips of him on his own show after he was on yesterday. And there's something that will need to have sink in here. Those of us on the front of... I mean, there really is an axis of... axis of fascistly stupid and as you heard Alex say there he had Nick Fuentes the little neo maxi zoom dweeby who swears up and down that it's gay for a man to have sex with a woman and that he can guarantee that he's not gay because he never has had sex with a woman really does makes your brain hurt but what about what about what about

Nick Quintez there, Alex? Run lines of this fight. We're not trying to toot our horn. We're just telling you, recognize what we're doing. Tommy Robinson, Donald Trump, and Alex Jones, Nick Pointz, we have people come to our houses to kill us. We get put in prison. We get sued.

We get demonized. We get lied about. Our families can attack. And that's why Trump's starting to give in and bend and do things that aren't what he said he would do, that aren't America first, is extremely painful. because I need Trump to succeed. All I have been is persecuted for supporting Trump. I've told you about this.

Persecuted. I had been before the Democrats sued me. Persecuted all the way to the bank. In 2017, meet with me repeatedly, off record, to offer me massive amounts of money to join them. It got down to 50 million a year, just me personally, if I'd sell out. and of course I told him go pound sand. Right, because he was making a shitload more than that in any given year.

Part of me wants to say, well, that's bullshit, and he's entirely making it up. But there's another part of me that kind of thinks it could be true. That some Democrats could have gone to him and said, you know, wouldn't you like to come over to the side of decency and light? will make it worth your while when there are entire well when there are progressive radio hosts out there

who would sell out for a lot cheaper than that yeah and it wouldn't be selling out but as another progressive talker once explained to me they were trying to get funding for their program

they went to a group and said look you know it doesn't cost much. I don't need a lot to keep this going. I just need some help. And they had the gall to look him in the eye and say, why would we buy the cow when we're getting the milk for free? That really happened. Jeremy noting, Alex Jones says his family has been attacked. Jeremy says, let me translate. My ex-wife cost me millions in a suit, which she proved in which she proved that I'm an abusive liar. There, fixed it for you, Alex.

Yes, well done, Jeremy. So I got the lawsuits of the attacks, everything you saw. So see, I won't sell out against America first, and if I start seeing Trump sell out to whatever, I'm not going along with it. You can put a gun to my head, it's not happening. But I love the... Oh, Alex, don't threaten us with a good time. Apparently, he's not an intelligent man, but he has at least figured out, maybe just now, that nitwit nero has loyalty to no one but nitwit narrow that's it and yeah he'll sell

out he'll sell out anything because he has no principles he only has schemes and that's been his entire filthy life idiot neocon trying to come lately trump supporters that like if you don't support whatever susy wiles wants or whatever the new war is you're not a patriot you're the fake maga dude i'm not maga i'm 1776 worldwide what edith huh of course you're a maggot you've been shilling for him since 2015 but all of a sudden now oh he's not a maggot curious how he doesn't seem to be at all worried about well the same fate befalling him that befell charles james curate apparently Candio

is having a good time absolutely wrecking the maggot party. If I can find that story, I'll go to it at some point. Of course, one of the other things that Caroline Real Pooh-Poo Leave It Alone would not do today.

Well, she wouldn't guarantee that there won't be boots on the ground and if nitwitnero decides that it's good for nitwit nero then yeah he'll send him the suckers and losers because remember that's how

he considers that's how he thinks about the military all the way back to I like pilots he don't get captured you ever wonder how had the rolls been reversed you ever wonder how

nitwit nero would have been handled the Hanaway Hilton. He would have told him anything they wanted to know and made stuff up if they wanted him to. So now Alex Jones says, I'm not Maga. Brother Deacon Asa points out, pardon me if I'm stepping into conspiracy territory,

but are we sure Alex Jones and Jeremy are not the same person? Oh, you stop it. You two boys. I will stop this radio program. I will pull it right over on the side of the road, and I'll stop. And we'll get it straightened out. Listen to that rapid fire speech and that abrasive tone of voice.

Also, I have a Ben Franklin waiting for you if you can show me a non-AI picture of Jeremy and Alex Jones in the same room. Don't worry, I'll wait. Oh, God, you too. Sometimes they're just unmanageable. I'm a populist American. Make America great again. How about make America free again?

So, Maga's great, but I'm not Maga, and I've told you that for, you know, 7, 8, 9. years. I am 1776. I am 1776. Like Trump said, I am peace. Patsi said, I am science. Will I identify as 1776? Wow. And they call trans people crazy. He identifies as a calendar year. But he still hasn't established whether it's 1776 CE or BCE. Because if it's 1776 BCE, because if it's 1776 BCE, he's in the early Bronze Age, which would kind of make sense. And Alex saw the same thing that I did, namely that Israel said, we don't care who they elect. We're going to murder him. Israel now says they're going to kill the Ayatollah Khomeini's successor, his son, unequivocal target for elimination.

There's a son emerges as a front runner to replace him. They just blew up the council meeting yesterday, trying to elect him. So I do what I do from a moral position of believing it is the right thing to do. But people are like, oh, you don't like Trump. See, you were wrong all these years. I saw David Ike saying that. No, I was right. I'm proud I supported Trump for 10 years and got persecuted.

We ended the carbon taxes. We controlled the border. We've got all the globalisms being repudiated and falling apart. And then if Trump at the end starts going sideways, it's like you got a lawnmower you mow the yard with for 10 years and then one day the engine blows and it's cheaper just to get a new one than to replace the motor you're like sad about the lawnmower that the engine blew up but you just put it out the curb wait Alex Jones just compared nitwit Nero to a lawnmower well that's just dumb

lawnmowers work canckel's calligula's never done an honest day's work in his life Oh, not you two, Billable. Subject line, Jeremy and Asa, Billable says, I'll pay to see a cage fight between Jeremy and Asa. What odds will your London book he said on that match? We are not going to sponsor internocene violence in this community. Now, Billable, you just stop that. You know, when they do the trash pickup once a year for, you know, appliances and stuff,

and put the old refrigerator out there. Oh, now he's comparing it with Nero to trash. Maybe he did take that $50 million. You know, lawnmower. You were good lawnmower. Bye, bye. It's like, I'm not mad that I had the lawnmower and cut the grass and did all this, and now the lawnmower's broken.

Right now, black smoke's coming out of the lawnmower, and it's sputtering, and it's on fire. So I think this lawnmower is probably done. But I'm very proud of the thousands of times I cut the yard with, that was a good lawnmower. Very proud of picking Trump, supporting Trump, backing Trump, being persecuted for him. We got a lot done. He was like a sword that we stabbed the globalist with.

And now the sword is broken. Or maybe it is. Maybe we can fix it. I don't know. The sword that was broken and hastily re-glued. Donald Trump isn't so much of a sword as he is one of a pair of those blunt-ended scissors. you let five-year-olds learn to cut paper with. I see things in a compendium.

I'm a consistent person. I am a patient person. That's how you really build things. And then Nick also makes the point, it's true. We can't kick illegal alien Somalis out of the country, but we can go fight a million-man army. It's insane, but... Yeah, it's insane.

The two are not at all. comparable what a stupid stupid stupid day sufficient i think this is it that it is not it canvass owens is out there basically lobbing political grenades into the middle of turning point USA toilet paper USA who by the way have decided that they want to see if they can't get the troubles restarted in northern ireland read about that a few days ago yeah toilet paper USA is going to set up a chapter in northern ireland and see if they uh you can't get some real shooting going on you boys just absolutely will not behave rick and asa jeremy says as long as it's a cage fight on the lawn at 1600 i'm ready. I'm 1776. Aisa told you all so. And 1776, Lee asks Alex Jones is 1776?

Pounds? Kilos? Well played, Lee. And by the way, we're into the second hour of the program. We've been running on fumes since the month began. We need to raise 170 bucks this evening at least. We're already $2,200 in the hole just trying to keep all of this going. I'm not kidding. I mean, if I could keep this program going on my looks, but, well, you know how that would go? My sparkling personality? As soon as we can figure out a way to monetize that, I will. But, no, we need to take a chunk out of this deficit so I can pay the power bill.

and I mean, the maggots are coming unglued all over creation. Yesterday, a feud got renewed with Elizabeth Hustle Buck showing it back up on the view. Alyssa Farah Griffin was off and so they brought Hasselback into Phil for her. And, well, see, Mike. Alex, Alex Jones, our little Nutmeg. You remember last time we checked in with Nut Meg, she was talking about how Jeffrey Epstein wasn't really a pedophile, but he just liked little girls around 15 years of age, and about the same age as Nut Meg's daughter, and somehow managed to keep a job.

but nutmeg has declared that well American soldiers shouldn't be dying for a foreign country well this was something up with which Elizabeth Hustle Buck would not put the Bill and Hill show the wildest moments from yesterday's release of the Clinton's on-camera testimony about Jeffrey Epstein from confrontational clashes Epstein said, you quote, like them young.

Why would Epstein say that about you? That's not true. To recasting conspiracy theories. You described Pizza Gate as a baseless conspiracy theory, alleging you and other states. You described pizza. Yeah, yeah, that's Lauren Bumblehead Boobbert asking the question of Hillary Clinton there. And, well, we can kind of move on from that. I'm looking for exactly where the moment is.

Not worth it. But it was a war of words. When our nutmeg said, I don't think those four service members died for the United States. I think they died for Iran or Israel. Well, Elizabeth Hustle Buck was outraged, outraged, I tell you, declaring, If I can just say this, number one, Megan Kelly's clip that we ran before saying who those troops died for,

how dare you, Megan Kelly? When they're sacrificing their lives in our uniform, how dare you tell them or their families or our nation what they died for? By the way, there weren't even regular army. They were Army Reserve and had been shipped off to Kuwait for God knows what reason. They didn't need to be there. Meg said Elizabeth was. too weak to handle the ladies of the view and even the morning set on fox and friends.

She ran from the public square into exile so she could avoid mean people saying unflattering things about her, and there are many to say, oh, me, yow. Now I think she thinks she's going to come back for a day and be the arbiter of appropriate conversation around the war we just launched in Iran. What do you mean we, nutmeg? Please, no one gives a damn what this no nothing has to say. a saucer of milk for table too and by the way in case anybody's wondering

the deputy foreign minister of Iran spoke to Anna Cabrera over at MS now and while nitwit Niro said that they've asked to talk to me so I'll talk to them looks like that might be another nitwit near olai thank you for having me good morning our message to everybody who is who is listening is that we are defending ourselves we are working hard to protect our people a war has been

imposed on us and we have every right to defend ourselves this for our aggression is not our choice it is the war of choice for the u.s. government and the Israeli regime and we will defend ourselves to the best of our ability and you know they thought that they could do it in a matter of few days but they are badly mistaken. We are protecting our civilians who are badly hurt by indiscriminate attacks against civilian targets. Even school children are the target of the attacks by Israel and America around 100,000,000, 70 school girls have been mortared as a result of an indiscriminate attack against our population. So they are attacking paramedics. They are attacking hospitals. So what we can do is to do whatever

we can to preserve our right and to protect our people. Sir, is Iran directly or through intermediaries communicating with the U.S. government in any way right now, Has the U.S. conveyed any messages to Tehran since the bombing began? No, we haven't heard anything, and we have not conveyed any message to Americans, because we are now defending ourselves. We are in a defensive mode, and what we are concentrating on is to protect ourselves, to defend ourselves. So no message is being sent, and we haven't received any message by America or by anybody else. The White House also says the negotiations ahead of this war were doomed to fail because your country was acting in bad faith. I want to play for you what U.S. envoy, Steve Whitkoff, said this week about these negotiations.

Take a listen. Let me say this because I forgot this small little detail. In that first meeting, both the Iranian negotiators said to us directly, with, you know, no shame, that they control. 460 kilograms of 60 percent and they're aware that that could make 11 nuclear bombs and that was the beginning of their negotiating stance so that's that's they were they were proud of it they were proud that they had evaded all sorts of oversight protocols to get to a place where they could deliver 11 nuclear bombs minister is that true not at all I want you to please bring Mr. Witkoff to your show.

And the things that I'm sharing with you, just share these things with him and then try to ask him to comment on this. When the question of plus 400 kilograms of 60% material was raised in the meeting, we were not ragging. We were just stating a fact. And in fact, the amount of nuclear bombs

corresponding to those 400-something kilograms is an estimate by European specialists. They are telling us that this is 10.2, you know, bombs. So we were not dragging. We were just saying that this is the results of our scientific achievements, but we are ready to, to, you know, send this, I mean, to get rid of this, provided that we have, we will get something good in return. So he was unfortunately, Mr. Ritkoff is misrepresenting the fact. and it was not the case at all. And by the way, Iran was not the party to renege on its promise.

During the last meeting that we had in Geneva, at the end of the meeting, all sides, including the Americans, and Iran and the mediators, the foreign minister of Oman, all of us agreed that we had a good meeting. We had progress. And in fact, we agreed to send technical teams, technical. team to Vienna and by the end of the week we agreed to meet in principle. So what happened from Thursday night when we adjourned the meeting to Saturday morning, when we faced with an act of aggression, Mr. Whitkoff has to come to your show and tell the audience why they have changed their mind, why they were satisfied with the results of negotiations in Geneva,

And then in less than 48 hours, they changed course and resorted to violence and act of aggression. It sounds like you just confirmed those details, though, that we heard from Steve Whitkoff about the amount and percentage of the enriched uranium. So to clarify, and just to really drill down on this, does Iran have enough enriched uranium for 11 nuclear bombs? No, we have, it is no secret. This is based on the information which appears in different IAA atomic energy organization, an international atomic energy organization, which says that Iran is in the possession of this amount of 60% material. So this is no secret. But the point is that that amount of 60% enrichment, if it is enriched to a higher degree,

that would amount to 10.2 bombs. That did not mean that we were looking for, you know, possessing 10.2 nuclear bombs. We were telling the American delegation that this is the assessment by the European experts, that this amount of enriched 60% enriched uranium, can deliver around 10.10.2 nuclear bombs. But it did not say that we are going to use

we did not say even that we wanted to reach that amount to a higher degree. The point that Mr. Ritzkoff was trying to convey was that Iran was bragging about this nuclear material that is in our position, and that was the reason that the talks didn't succeed. That was not true at all. Okay. Does Iran want to negotiate right now? Would you go back to the table? I mean, as I said, we are at the defensive mode case, and we are doing whatever we can to protect our people and to defend our sovereignty. We are concentrating on this and nothing else. In this war, Iran has attacked U.S. and Israeli military assets, but you've also attacked your Gulf neighbors.

You've attacked civilian targets like hotels and airports, according. to those Gulf neighbors. Why? You know, before this war started, we had conversations with our friends and neighbors in the area, telling them that it's better to concentrate on diplomacy, but at the same time, we were aware that the Americans might try again to deceive us and to go for nuclear to go for a military option. military option. And then at that time, we informed our, you know, neighbors that if the U.S.

is going to attack Iran militarily, their assets and their bases in the region are legitimate targets based on international law. So we informed them that. But hotels and airports don't sound like military targets. I mean, the American, the American assets, the American, the American bases, these are the targets. I mean, come on, Anna Cabrera. Is a girl's school a military target? Just asking for 140 dead girls, honey. And if the Americans move from one place to another, that is not our problem.

NATO forces shot down an Iranian missile heading toward Turkey. Were you trying to hit Turkey? Not at all. By the way, we want to have best of relations with all of our neighbors. In the southern, in the Persian Gulf area, as long as all other neighbors, including Turkey. With Turkey, we have best of relations. We are investigating the case, and definitely that is not the intention to, you know, start the war with Turkey. But the contrary, we want, you know, peace and stability established all around our neighborhood. Okay. I mean, we accidentally shot a ballistic missile toward Turkey? Fog of war, I guess. I don't know. I mean, personally, I think it's an effort to draw NATO in and then have NATO shatter into a million tiny pieces. And who would benefit from that? Why, look, it's Iran's ally putti. Huh. Imagine that. Do you want to go back to the negotiating table? Why? They'll murder us. Because this isn't a war. This is murder. Whiskey Pete Kegbreath earlier today said, Yeah, who are you deal weeds? This isn't a fair fight, and it's not going to be a fair fight. We're going to knock them down, and then we're going to kick them in and then we're going to stomp on them some. And we got enough ammunition. to fight this hero war forever.

Wait, I think I just said forever war. Daddy doesn't like that. At least he didn't used to. Oh, yeah. So, well, there's that. But then, well, to go back, and by the way, Ralphs has a challenge on the table for the Sheldon White House challenge.

He had a moment. with Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome. Lord, thank you for sending us Brother Munson on this whore, which she is. Goodbye, brother Munson. Goodbye, whore. Sorry, I just think of that scene. Every time I see Krusty there.

Or melanoma. But Sheldon Lighthouse was right curious about that luxury bedroom on the... the plane. Sir, I'm looking at a picture of an interior, looks like a bedroom. Of an airplane? Yes, sir.

You're not familiar with that? These photos are not accurate. If you're referring to the airplanes that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased and are purchasing, we're using them for a long-range command and control aircraft that is dictated in statute by Congress for the Department of Homeland Security to have a plane.

luxury jet with a bedroom in it? Yeah, we used a 737. I've been on it once, but it is being used by other administration officials, and it is used for commanded control flights for the department. The department has found that in purchasing our aircraft, that we will... Other administration officials, would that be Trash Patel and his equally trashy country music star girlfriend? Yeah, Krusty, did you change the sheets?

the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars. Does it have a bedroom? In fact, we spent $1.42 billion on ICE deportation flights last year. I believe it's being refurbished and not having a bedroom in it. So it is being refurbished. What kind of deportee justifies being flown out of the country in a luxury jet with a bedroom and accommodations like this? There are aircraft being purchased that will be utilized for executive air travel and for deportations. If you remember in the past, we have used, we have used jets of this size and this configuration for deportations in the past.

If you remember the- In this configuration, by this configuration, you mean with the bedroom and luxury accommodations like this, you've used for deportations. Is that true? Sir, we have 737s that are being purchased by the department to replace contracts that we have on ice deportations. That's what they're going to be used for. And in fact, the Coast Guard is the only entity within the Department of Homeland Security that has jets at this point in time. They had two G5s that were 20 to 25 years old that are being replaced so that they can continue to serve our Coast Guard and our military for years to come. For years to come. They've been reported as saying, although they don't want to say publicly this, but individuals described as senior administration. officials have described these airplane purchases as the world's worst deal and an abuse of federal funds. Can you tell me what the Republicans on this committee who voted for what I call

the billionaires bill that gave you the money to buy these jets knew about your plans to acquire luxury jets when they voted for that money? The dollars for these airplanes was appropriated by Congress. In fact, it's mandated from Congress and rules that you've given us that we need to have a long-range command to control aircraft that will seat up to 17 people in the Department of Homeland Security for national security purposes. We are... And there's part of the problem. These fuckers don't need to be on anything more complicated than a Pogo stick. Those planes are being refurbished and will be utilized for that and they'll be utilized by members. of the administration and other components.

First. They will also cut our costs served by almost 40%. We are saving the taxpayer 40% by purchasing our own aircraft and operating them rather than being susceptible to the contracts that they have to be. We have an extra two minutes to fill in the co-buster there. I'll give you 30 seconds beyond the one, beyond the 44 seconds you got now. Truthfully answer a question for the record. about your role in stopping the civil rights investigation into the Minnesota shootings.

Sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I did not stop any investigations whatsoever. Will you testify truthfully if you get a QFR? Yes, I testify truthfully. I did not stop. And will you testify in the District of Columbia Federal Court contempt proceeding? Sir, I do not know what you're referencing, and I would hope for some context. The federal district court contempt proceeding related to the deportation contrary to a court order of individuals to Venezuela. Will you testify in that proceeding? Sir, I think that you're referencing something that I have a gag order to, but I can certainly follow up with you.

My time's up. Thank you. So now we know what it was. They left the gag in the bedroom. That was the embarrassing thing. The goddess of irony, is she always? comes through. Yeah. Going back to the refusal to take boots on the ground off of the table, the quote from Caroline, Real Pooh-Poo, Leave it Alone was, I know there's many leaders in the past who like to take options off of the table. There is many

leaders in the past. This is a communications expert, right? I know there's many leaders. in the past who like to take options off of the table without having a full understanding of how things could develop. So again, it's not part of the current plan, but I'm not going to remove an option for the president that is on the table. So boots on the ground is on the table. Y'all are going to love Iran. 90 million people who hate your guts. Well, a number of people who actually understand language like that, for instance. Alexander Clarkson, a lecturer for European politics and history at King's College in London,

running over to what used to be known as Twitter and saying, this probably means that U.S. Special Operations Units are already there. And, of course, some people have suggested, well, send ice. Send the fucking gravy seals. Send vanilla ices. Send meal team six. that would almost be comical. Jesus.

But another moment regarding Krusty the nasty Nazi gnome, when she was in the House of Representing, there was a little moment with Pramila Jayapal. And as Cynthia in the Bay Area noted earlier, you know, it's one of those, don't know much about history. She also doesn't know much about, well, the Fourth Amendment. Take it away, Representative Chiappol.

Secretary Nome, do you know what the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution says? Search and seizure processes. What about it? What about search and seizure? It guarantees the right to a lawful search and seizure. It protects individuals against unreasonable searches and seizures by the government. And I ask you that because I've sent you three different letters going back to February of 2025, raising concerns that you are unlawfully detaining U.S. citizens in violation of the Fourth Amendment.

It was not until yesterday afternoon more than a year after I sent you my first letter that I finally received a response from you, stating that ICE has detained 18 U.S. citizens. I want to introduce you to just four of the U.S. citizens, unlawfully detained by ICE, who are not even included in the 18 individuals that you cite in your response to me. So let me ask each of the U.S. citizens in the audience who were detained. Raise your hand if you were not charged with any crime following your detention. Now raise your hand if any of you were not even asked to prove that you were U.S. citizens during your detention. Now please raise your hand if you were detained by ICE simply for legal.

protesting or monitoring ice activity under your First Amendment rights. Secretary, these are not for isolated incidents. ProPublica's reporting puts the number at over 170 U.S. citizens detained in just the first eight months of the administration, which doesn't even include Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota. DHS is supposed to be protecting our residents and upholding constitutional protections, but you've turned that on the head. You have actually turned the United States government against its own residents.

And you've had multiple chances to take accountability to apologize to these folks and others across the country, but you have failed to do it. Yours is a case of failed leadership, Secretary. You need to resign, be fired, or be impeached. Because you don't have the right to lead this agency. The time of the gentlelady has fired. Secretary Nome, do you know what?

Damn. And did you search and seizure? The right to have search and seizure? Honey, are you having a seizure? She has no idea. No idea whatsoever what the Fourth Amendment involves. Jesus, crime. And then, well, we've got a Mark Wayne Mullen sighting.

Yeah, he decided to run his mouth over. her on Fox News TV, Radio Rwanda, talking to John Roberts. No, not all balls and strikes. This is the slimy Fox News, John Roberts. And Mark Wayne tried to get his too many blows to the head. Former M.MA head upknit with Nero's ass so that Daddy could know that he was being a good boy. Senator Mark Wayne Mullen. He's a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Senator, good to have you come in this afternoon, appreciate it. So the president says he's pleased with how things are going so far, despite the loss of life, which of course is tragic. He believes that things are ahead of schedule, and certainly in terms of taking out... Which, of course, is tragic. I mean, you can hear the grief in John Roberts.

I mean, tragic. No, no, no. There's not a bottle of, not a box of Kleenex, anywhere nearby because John Roberts is never going to, heck yeah, we're making some war. Awesome, awesome. And again, the four people that nitwit Nero got killed so far and has said, well, you know, there probably has to be some more.

Send your spas son over there. Or could he not pass the as-fab, nitwit, Nero? Those people just got hitting a drone strike because that's what war is now. drone wars. That comes before the clone wars, you know, or Skynet. Did you notice that nobody has told us what these soldiers were doing

when they got killed? Were they sound asleep in their bunks? Were they standing in line for chow? Were they just doing the mundane business of hurry up and wait for which armies through history have been famous? A lot of weight and wait

and wait and wait and wait and wait and shoot shoot shoot wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah loss of life is of course tragic in 49 of his other top leadership that really does seem to put them ahead of the curve yeah he he was very adamant that we're ahead of schedule but he's not ruling out anything but we want his complete success in iran we don't want to come back in two years we don't have to come back in five years or 10 years but as we said all along this isn't about regime change but this is given and Iranian people and opportunity. It's not about regime change,

but we don't want to have to come back in a couple of years or four years or five and do it again. So we'll just murder everybody. It's not about regime change until it's about regime change. Mark Wayne Numullen has no idea why we're in Iran.

None of the maggots do. Daddy himself doesn't, except for the fact that Bibi told him to and said that everybody would know that daddy has a tiny peepie if he didn't attack Iran. War is a bloody business

that should not be entered into lightly. This wasn't entered into lightly. This was entered into blithely. Jesus. If they want regime change to come back and take your country away from this Ayatollah regime that's been a rape

and pillaging the country for 47 years. But we are trying to protect our interests. We as the United States, and the president is the first president in 47 years. I actually have a backbone to do something about it. They've been attacking us. They've been attacking our interest. They've been tacking our assets. And they've been doing it without even being apologetic.

They bragged about it. And we have just tried to appease them over the years. And President Trump said enough's enough. And so it lost a life. When the president first came out and he talked to the American people, he was very resolved and direct on what we could expect. War is ugly. It smells bad.

And if anybody's ever been there and been able to smell the war that's happened around you and taste it and fill it in your nostrils and hear it, it's something that you'll never forget. And it's ugly. And fortunately, you have President Hague's, or I say President Hex-Sep, Secretary Hexha, that has got a great relationship with President Trump, and President Hexas has been there. He's done that. You have Chairman Kane, who has fought those wars in Iraq, and he understands what is facing us.

However, we also have the complete understanding with complete resolve that we will win and be successful and eliminate the threat that's been at us for 47 years. You know, Kate also knows what it takes to defeat an enemy. That's right. 47 years. I don't think that's going to stick because we were at war with them before they were at war with us. You could say we started our war with them in 1952. But smell of war, the stench of war, anybody who's ever known it does never forget it.

There's only one problem. Mark Wayne has never. never served in the military. He's never even had a whiff of war. One individual, Pat Ryan of New York, a Democrat who graduated from West Point, said, hey, Senator Mullen, what the actual fuck are you talking about? Did I miss the part of your bio where you served in combat or served in uniform at all? Call of duty doesn't count. Yeah, but I was like an MMA fighter and that's just like being that's just like being a soldier and i mean and it stinks too so i mean i know what the stench of war is because well i've had i've had m mary fights where i had a man's

crotch in my face and i didn't have on nothing but a little pair of spandex panties it yeah it didn't uh didn't work out well for mark wayne the man to berry pointing out Mark Wayne's only notable combat experience was taking cover from the violent mob outside the U.S. Senate chamber. On January 6, 2021, he's describing wars if he has actual experience with it in a very stolen valor-adjacent kind of way. And, of course, someone followed up with a picture of Mark Wayne Hayden on that day. Hey, Mark Wayne, this is you? People just savage him. Does it smell like a backed-up kitchen sink drain?

From Charlotte Clymer. sir you say sir sir you were 24 on 9-11 you were 25 when the u.s illegally invaded Iraq you were 28 when I enlisted after high school

you didn't serve you were an able-bodied young man who chose to inherit your daddy's business instead of serving you need to shut your fucking mouth that a girl feels kind of stolen valorish but this dude's been cosplaying so long

and thinks it's cool. What's he even doing on the Senate Armed Services Committee? Well, I was a former M.MA fighter. That's just like war. Who all? And further proof that Mark Wayne is a dumbass. Actual... Regime.

Actual... But the person... Hold on. Actual audio of Mark Wayne demonstrating that he has not a gun God damn clue about Iran. Not wanting regime, but the person that's leading this effort is the Ayatollah. Remember in 1979 when he came to power, he was saying that he wanted to be a nuclear Iran.

Not true. And we have been preventing that from taking place. And when we stopped bombing them, because we could have obliterated them and him during the 12-day war, we chose not to because he said he wasn't going to pursue it. Now that he is pursuing it, the one person that's driving this is the Ayatollah. one person may have to be removed but we don't think he's suicidal but maybe he is well it's not just him it could be layers but you know you said boots on a on the gaitland we are not that was katelyn collins again uh here's the fun part though i had told homaney was actually skeptical of nuclear weapons said so publicly and everything but that didn't matter to mark wayne what a clown

What a dangerous clown. A bunch of email rolling in. Hey, Jude. My God, hearing now this interchange, it pierces with attention inside me as the statement was made and the Americans, et cetera. And here we are, Robin, Americans. Time to be visible. Doing my best here. I'm trying to make myself clear, as I suspect many of us are.

and coming up on the third hour of the program, we are still a goose egg this evening at $2,200 for the funding deficit. Ouch. Jeremy, obligatory reference, had anyone mentioned that Nutmeg is John McCain's daughter? No, that's a different Nutmeg. That's Nutmeg McCain. We're talking here about Nutmeg in Santa Claus's White, Kelly. There can be more than one Nutmeg. from Lee in New York.

Boots on the ground is on the table. At least she did not say boots on the table or on the ground, which is entirely possible for her. So we will thank the goddess of irony until such time as she chooses to put those words in her mouth. From Brother Deacon Asa. Actually, Mark Wayne used to be a plumber working for his daddy's plumbing business. So he technically has sniffed some ugliness. y'all turd chaser

randy radar asking how long until this version turns into the big suck part two isn't it already mark wayne orc uh steven new york says i won't call him a hobbit because hobbits are righteous creatures does he actually think homani and chamini are the same person

probably he's not the sharpest fork in the toaster from Jimmy in the Great Northwest. The New War, does everybody know what part Space Force played in the invasion? Space Force! Yeah. There are little dribs and drabs of information coming out as to how we got here. Apparently there was a secret phone call that nitwit Nero was on.

You know, when Bibi called him to tell him what he, nitwit Niro. should think. The call took place on February 23rd, and Axios got the tip on it. He was in the White House Situation Room, what Nero was. And the source said that Netanyahu told the president that Iran's Supreme Leader and his top advisors were all set to meet Saturday morning in Tehran. And it was a perfect a perfect moment for an assassination. In its reporting, Axios said it answers the question that lawmakers, magaskeptics, and world leaders have all been asking since Saturday. Why now? The answer, Ayatollah Ali Chameini and his inner circle were irresistible targets of opportunity that neither Trump nor Netanyahu wanted to pass up. Yeah, a dirty underhanded bit of murder. That's, well,

par for the course for BB Netanyahu, and BB Netanyahu gives not a fig for the niceties of American law that says we don't run around assassinating the leaders of other countries because it could open the door to them assassinating ours. You know the horror that strikes me, the idea that maybe in this, in, in, in 2028, we can get a Democratic president and a Democratic Congress to help. write this floundering ship of state and you know nitwit nero's not going to be touched but that you know some cray cray might decide to take out a decent president evil you'll recall is a preservative i love you too sylvie thank you so much much appreciated so we're not a goose egg Thank you, Sylvie. You saved it. You saved the evening. Space Force, Lee, and New York says they were not involved because they could not find the Poo-Pew-Pew controls. Poo-Pew! Poo-Poo!

Okay, doke. Let's see. So, Axios continued and said, That same day, February 23rd, Trump's envoy's Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff. A couple of real estate goons. Called from Geneva after hours of talks with Iranian officials. and delivered a blunt verdict. Negotiations were going nowhere.

Trump was now convinced of two things. The intelligence was solid and diplomacy was dead. On Friday at 3.38 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, he gave the order. The illegal order to assassinate a foreign leader. There was a time when that would have been an impeachable offense. But that would have been a time when we had a Congress that was somewhat jealous of its constitutional powers conveyed under Article 1 of the Constitution.

Those days, it feels, are long gone. Let's go to the stress line, see who's been waiting. Hey, welcome to the program. That's La Pue. Pew, Pew. Pepe, Pepe Lepe, not Pew, Lepeue. Lepeu. Yeah.

Lepew. Hi, Dave. Hi, girl. I have an offer to make for the bout of the century between the Camel Cardinal and Jeremy. I am willing to set up the ring down at the shop's break room, and I can act as a reference. giving both fighters their instructions in the dressing room

and then reiterating them in the center of the ring. However, everybody down the shop wants to get involved. I'm thinking, okay, for the cut men, obviously we use our craft team of crucifixing

specialists. After all, who better to bind up cuts and walls and those guys. Also, instead of a ring doctor, we have Bruno standing by to make sure that the

fighters are capable of continuing. But here's my big question, and you know how much respect I hold for her, but well, we're not going to make Gladys be the ring girl, are we? Should ask about that. No,

no, she's going to get a timekeeper. However, Penelope and some of the lady squids have asked if they could be, because they can cover all four corners of the ring at once. That's true. So, and I was thinking, you know, when we make it like a closed circuit event or a pay-per-view or something along that line.

And we raised money for the horn that way. That would be novel and much needed. We would probably need to consult with their agents, though. So, Jeremy, if you can get a hold of Roxanne and give it the details that your representatives are requiring, I would appreciate.

After all, I'd have to divert some of the guys from the floor of the shop to build the ring. It will be the standard three-minute rounds, 15-round maximum. Plus there'll be three judges

and the state of Indiana You think those two, wait, wait, wait, wait, you think those two delinquents can go 15 rounds? Honey, I could not. Both of them out and two, but I'm the referee, so I can't, I can't be biased here, okay? This isn't, this isn't wrestling. Yeah, that would be, that's Dave in the Blind Justice, you'd be in the referee.

Right. See what I did there? In the Blind Justice? I'm proud of myself. Yes, I do. And, well, that's kind of low-hanging, hanging jokes there, their, right? I realize it. Okay.

I'm trying. If you can get a nomination from somebody other than yourself and other than the Dear Victoria, I will probably go ahead and agree to second big motion. But somebody in the community will have to do it because I'm not taking full responsibility for this one. Yeah, fair. I'm watching the email box.

Okay. Now, did you notice that Mark Wayne mistakenly referred to Pete Kegsbroth as the president twice in that clip? Not just once. President Kegbereth. President Kegbreath. Yes, exactly. Yeah, he was trying to do some knob polishing on Daddy and, well, wound up stepping in it. But you know what? That'll make canckel's Caligula a little paranoid about whether Whiskey Pete is machinating against him. Well, now, Roxanne, there is another thing that you brought up. That Caroline leaving alone, the 60-year-old loving kneepad wearer in the White House,

she brought the fact that Donald John Trump will be attending the column transfer of the war dead okay now here's the problem I heard a story several years ago about

Barack Obama showing up at Andrews for the repatriation of the remains of some service members. And according to one of the soldiers that had been there, he came to attention and rendered a salute during the 45 minutes that it took to transfer all the bodies. I can't imagine nitwit Nero would do anything. anything near the same for one,

spending it attention for that amount of time is difficult. If you've got Cancels, what Cancels, Caligula does, it would be damn there impossible and no, I am not

lending my wheelchair to the the orange side of it. No, no, no, fuck no. And remember, this is a guy who couldn't even show up to honor the devil dogs of World War I in France.

because he was afraid his hair would get wet. And now that he's got, now that he's got that neck rot crawling up the side of his head, he probably, he probably couldn't be in the weather for more than a few minutes, tops. Maybe he could sit in the presidential limous. Maybe he could sit in the presidential limousine

with that vacant, far away Boston, the woods look he gets on his face. And don't forget the stylized comb over, you know, because after all, he's getting more red in the face than certain WWE characters for years past. And speaking of Why doesn't he bring Linda, yes I really am a woman

McMahon out of the out of the Department of Education therefore saving education as we know it and her into the Department of Rasselin Now there I could say that she's probably qualified for that position

We won't mention what she's raffling or under what venue she's raffling Or which wrestlers she's sexually she's looking ignoring while they're sexually abused Right or or or the young men and women Who have suffered under her gentleman's over the centuries. Of course, you really don't want to get two vampires

anywhere within proximity. That might be why she hasn't been to the White House in forever, you know, because there's coffin timing and all kinds of things and if one wakes up a little early, the other one might get

jealous and they might find a stake in their coffin. So I have no idea why the genius in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue can't make a decision but

let us not hit ourselves Roxanne. This is that yellow streak in Israel's doings because he wants to stay out of prison.

Yeah, Bibi does have a little potential prison problem. And then Donnie, well, other than the Epstein files and the ongoing investigations into his criminal activities that are probably going on as we speak because don't you bet that cash and the others aren't gathering a little evidence that way they can trade it away for their own freedom after this party is over. I mean, you already

see parts of the cracks in the MAGA movement, the, I should say, bowel movement, known as MAGA. When Alashone starts denying Fentia, you know it's wrong.

But then again, maybe Donald Trump is just a crisis actor. He's not really Donald Trump. He's a holographic image. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you suggesting that maybe

he's a doppelganger that the real Donald Trump was maybe killed on 9-11? No, I think that the Donald... I should have done that. I should have done that in the Alex Jones voice. well we'll correct it in post production

but no I think that Donald has been having a play date in the Kremlin with Vlad it's one of those reciprocal visits

Vlad came to Alaska and said nice piece of property you got here, we'd like it back. And Bob goes, okay, we'll talk about it in the beast. And then they proceed to grope each other on the drive-in to Anchorage.

I know. That's disgusting. I don't have enough. That's disgusting? I don't have... You just took down dinner in the Mountain Standard time zone. And by the way, Billable Rick said a cup... Well, thank God I did. I know, it's your job. New amateurs have been fucking it up.

I mean, at least Matt in San Francisco does a quality job. Yeah, he does, doesn't he? The new amateurs have been putting it up for a while. Yes, he does. And he does it with style. There you don't. And class and Panache. And by the way, you got a note from Bill of Lerick.

Dave in the Blind. Come on, Dave. Blind justice isn't worthy. you a rim shot? I wore a rim shot to Roxanne. Ah, so there. Yay. Thank you, Billable. Well, I wasn't going to go on my own, they're personal and liability issues if I do. So thank you for seconding that. And yeah, okay, I'll give it to you. I feel like it's kind of a grudge. I think it. I feel like it's kind of a grudge. I think it. I feel like you're giving it kind of grudgingly.

No, I already said that I would, if someone in the community would offer the rim shot for you, that I would be more than happy to second it, and I did. So take your rim shots where you can, girl. That's all I can say. Remember, folks, we've comedy to the professionals. It's dangerous in the long way. It is.

Yeah, those things can backfire on you. Yeah. Just like when Bugs puts his little fingers in Elmer's shotgun muzzle, Elmer gets all powder burned on his little noggin. Or when the argument occurs of a wadage season, duck season. I mean, you know, that can turn in. to a disaster.

Oh, God, pronoun trouble. You know, we've had pronoun trouble for years now, and it all got started with Bugs and Daffy. Yeah, I know. But what are you going to do? Daffy's a greedy Creighton little coward, and

Bugs is a genius. So, I have seen something on YouTube lately. that will both pay off the huts

and the frangy at the same time. There have been some YouTube shorts following the USS Enterprise versus Darth Vader and an Imperial Star Destroyer

and they are funny. And it just reminds me you don't want to get James Tiberius Kirk pissed off at you because he can get real creative in his engine. That being said, I believe the

class action suit are still out there naming him in Starfleet command for all child support orders and sexual harassment issues. So, you know,

I personally think I would rather face Vader. in that situation, but yeah, they they've got these little, like, one minute short, and

it follows the story, and it's kind of cool. Somebody who's actually been in arguments with people about which is better, Darth Vader, or James Toggerish Kirk, of course, So I vote for the greater evil.

Why? Why root for the lesser evil? The lesser of two weevils? Yes. I know that joke. But wouldn't it be a comparison between Vader and say Khan? Oh, no. Oh, now that'd be fine.

That would be fun. The genetically enhanced mentally brilliant con versus Vader. ooh and what if con disarmed in his light saber right or or or just took his or just took his helmet off got your nose or just or just snatched the buttons on the front of his chest but uh but uh yeah i think all those things would be good and I saw a short describing and showing the new river gorge and the bridge and all I've got to say is that is an impressive structure I've never seen one is it the video

is it the video about the construction of it oh no it talks about it being the at one time being the world's largest bridge of its tight. Yeah, single arts fan. Yeah, that it was the single arch span. It was the largest for the longest time, and now it's still the third largest in the world.

That is impressive. I know why you love Bridge Day. God Almighty. And it was so beautifully shot, and they talk about bridges. day and they talk about what the bridge is to people

in the area. And I thought, next time I talk to Roxanne, I'm going to bring that a clip up because I know you've waxed eloquently about it over the years and I've just seen

a picture and I'm saying, wow, now that's on my bucket list to actually see in person. Oh, I'd love for you too, Dave. It's a heck of a thing. And there's

there are a couple of accessible observation areas where you can like watch bring my wheelchair. Yeah, and you can watch the traffic cross the bridge

and there's another one on the other side of the, on, the other side of the canyon. On the other side of the porch? Yeah. Yeah. I think it would be definitely, but I got to find my apartment first, Roxanne. That's true.

I was going to ask you, how is that going? It's not going well. Oh, no. It's not going well. Because most of the stuff I can afford. I can't get into. Literally cannot get into. Not accessible.

Because a lot of these were built in 1920s. And they really weren't big on being wheelchair accessible in the 20. But, and they're so expensive. The cheapest three-bedroom I found was $1,200 a month. I get less than that. Yeah. Which means I'd have to break my monkish habits and take a roommate in. Yeah.

I've been down that really many times. So I'm going to call my dad and my buddy Bob. I'm going to see if they can find anything in the area of Muncie. I don't want to do it. No. Monty is problematic for me because of my past, but it's either that or I started the death on the tree. Yeah, no, that's not an even or. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, uh, unthinkable.

But I'm going to talk to my, uh, I'm going to talk to my brother Bob and see what can be done. I've been trying to get a hold of the actual owner of the house I'm in because I think I might be able to swing assuming the mortgage. And there are like six or seven rooms that I could rent out. And that would cover the mortgage and the utilities. and since the mortgage, the taxes are included in the mortgage, I wouldn't have a problem staying here. I mean, I'd take a hit in my disability,

but I'm willing to risk that. Well, you know, they won't pay your disability if you're not alive. That's true. That sounds like, yeah, I mean, we can't even countenance that. but I think that I should, well, my landlord said he's wanting to help me find the place. And I've been sick the last few days. I've been learning a fever. And I don't know if it's this new COVID variant or not. I'm just trying to keep myself as isolated.

Oh, please, no, not that. Not again. however if it is shingles that nitwitnero is facing i i will make sacrifices to the goddess of irony asking her to extend his blessed condition for let's say the next five years i'm just i'm just shocked and surprised and ashamed dave that you have not extended our glorious leader, Tots and Pears. Well, Roxanne, tots, I can extend,

but being an atheist, pairs is just out of the question. Besides, I didn't know atheism extended to fruit. Well, it does when the when the idiot in question is the

and grandson of somebody who had Christ in their name, and he now thinks he's divine because of it. I mean, let's face it, the Trump fortune was built on a saloon in Bordello, and Elizabeth Christ Trump was his grandma, his daddy's mom. Which I wonder if young Fred played the piano in the saloon in Bardello.

And maybe that's why Donnie likes turning the White House into a major pay-for-play operation. He wants he wants U.S. escorts on shipping through the straight of Hormuz. now are those actually naval ships or are they just people who will go out with the ships at night for cash? I don't know.

Well, the Iranian naval ships are being described as corvettes. One file photo showed a pretty substantial, I mean, you know, kind of destroyer-ish brigate. A lot of those terms come from the days of sale, so, you know, it's not a brigantine. I do want to give a shout out to the Coyty Defense Forces. Good shooting, guys. Unfortunately, for us, the six crew and aboard the three aircraft got out alive, thankfully. but multi-billion dollars

worth of equipment have just been shot down it's Kuwait it's Kuwait Dave hell they'll write a check no they won't but you mentioned

no they won't oh the Iraqis the Iranians are flinging babies out of the hospital windows in Kuwait city God yeah I mentioned April Vatsby and wondering where

she is these days. You were talking about his grandfather running a cat house. Apparently Nitwit Nero is sliding so far that he can't even keep up with his own relatives.

Yesterday at the White House, he had a meeting with German Chancellor Friedrich Nitz and there were some question time and referring to, uh, to Chancellor Merritt, said,

my father was born. He knows all about my father. My father was born there, meaning Germany, there are places you automatically feel warm, warmly about. I have a feeling he feels warmly about Germany and it has nothing to do. And no, his father was not born in Germany. That was his grandfather. And he can't even keep them straight anymore. I mean, I feel like of all the places in Germany where Nitwit Niro might feel warmly about all Berkisgaden, perhaps. But Frederick Trump, what, Frederick Trump was going to say Bavaria.

Well, Frederick Trump was born in Bavaria. Well, the reason I say that is in Germany, they, they, they, At least they used to tell jokes about Bavarians in the same way that many folks talked about the Polish here in this country. You know, how many Bavarians did it take to change the light bulb or the Bavarian that bought his pig out? Polic side told him he couldn't have that pig on a leash. he had to take him somewhere and so the next day

they found the pig and the Bavarian in the beer garden you know that kind of stuff yeah yeah and by the way around 60% of the American people day including 30% of the maggots

think that nitwit narrow is a little loco in the cabesa I think you're going to have to invoke the 25th Amendment far earlier than they had planned. I think they should. They never will. Well, no, no, no.

I want to take that back because my bet is still on the table there with my bookie in London. They will not have a 25th Amendment come to Jesus moment until January the 20th, 2007. because that, you know, you know, don't you think they'll wait until the 20? Don't you think they'll wait until the 21st just to be on the safe side? Yeah, probably, but half or less. And that means that Jimmy Dick Bowman or the JD Egg or whatever they're calling themselves these days. Oh, man.

Can then fulfill his long dream of being president for 10 years. And I wonder if I can buy style. in the company that manufactures trump knee pads uh roxan i think that would be a sound investment considering we have an entire political party in the united states and prefers to wear their knee pads in public well no wonder he's making a ballroom because he wants to prove that he's got the biggest balls of them all. I apologize

you say, you see. Yeah, you damned well you damned well of that. Well, I mean, you know the minute he loses power

or is going, I don't care. Bring me the divorce decree. Then she takes half of. of truth blubber and whatever else is available because that's got to be for the money not yeah again but you know the thing is uh when he was talking with chancellor merits you know everybody went no um his grandpappy was born in 1885 in germany uh his dad

Daddy was born in 1905, his grandpappy, after being thrown out of Germany, died in the flu the flu pandemic of 1918. So, hmm. It couldn't have come before Fred was born? But nobody bothers to mention that his father was a Klansman. And I will always bring that up. You know, the poisonous apple falls. not far from the poisonous apple tree.

Roxanne, you know, I've done my, I've done my deep guides into the darker edges of Hoosier history concerning one D.C. Stevenson. Right. I hate to say this, and I know I'm going to piss more than a few historians off. I would say that our dearest done, is probably more racist than David Clark Stevenson ever was.

I'd say you're probably right. Stevenson was a man who told his rape victim after she had poisoned herself. She said, I'll have the law on you. And he infamously smirked at her and said, I am the law. Indiana. Sound familiar? Mm-hmm. I mean,

Roxanne, if you were in Indianapolis today, I could take you to where his victim's autopsy was performed. I could take you to the house where she is, to the garage

next to the house where she was murdered because the garage area is where the actual attack occurred. And I could dare say I could find her family's home, which isn't that far from where she was assaulted. Because that whole neighborhood, which is known as Irvington, was where all the wealthy

and the powerful lives in Indianapolis. So you had very wealthy people, very prominent politicians. and all that living in a, and it's still a very nice neighborhood. But I talked to a realtor friend of mine who listed the house one time, and I said, well, just exactly how much did you sell it for?

And he said, $40,000. This is back in them early odd. He'd sold the house for $40,000 because it was so, chewed up by termite. And I said, well, hell, I wish I'd known that. Chris and I would have put a bit in it. What an irony it would be to have a black woman

earning the former home of the Grand Dragon the Ku Klux Klan in Indiana and 14 other states who thought he was going to get away with murder because there were four known clansmen on the jury, and he was found guilty of second-degree murder. And then a Democratic governor gave him a pardon because he had informed the governor that he had a job outside of the state of Indiana,

and the governor gave him a pardon on the condition that he never returned to Indiana. which he violated several times, but they never quite had the guts to prosecute him for violating his pardon. And he eventually ended up molesting a 16-year-old girl in Alabama, whose family he was living with. And they were more than proud to have him since he'd been the Grand Dragon of the Klan in 14 states.

I mean, Donald Trump makes D.C. Stevenson look like a fucking choir boy. They should build a federal wing to a maximum security prison, put padding on the walls, stick a official price phone, painted red, told Donnie that's his new extended office, and lock him away and keep him doped up to the gills. I'm not asking anybody to harm him. I'm simply saying the motherfucker should be locked away for his own goddamn safety. Compelling.

And they don't, nobody gives a shit about Donnie's health. It's all a matter of how long can they hold on to the power and the money that they can get from the grifts. that's all it is. I mean, I could probably be a millionaire next year if I just embraced the stupidity, the racism and the bullshit of the Republican Party. But I'd still have to live with myself. So that's probably not going to happen.

Yeah, and that's why you couldn't do it, and neither could I. I mean, I keep hearing people say, oh, one day this will go away. But it's beginning to sound like the old segregationists telling us telling black folks, well, we have to do this sort of thing gradually. You know, well, how gradual? Or three or four hundred years should do it. A Laurel and Hardy handshake and all that. Well, at least we have one thing going for us, Roxanne.

Which is? Mel Brooks is still among the living. That he is. And so, so is Willie Nelson. Oh, Willie's going to help live us all, girl. Are you kidding? I'm not sure how old. been preserving himself for years.

Oh, no, it's because he smokes so much quality weed, Roxanne. Yeah, and for that matter. For that matter, Dick Van Dyke and, well, not quite as old, but Keith Richards. Keith Richards is 82 years old and has more stamina than nitwit Niro has had for the last 20 years. and has lived the harder of life than than that Whitonero has. I mean, he's

seen it all. Pete Richards has seen it all, done it all, and survived it all. He might not remember it all, but he's done their records that show that well, you know, she's had a habit of

partying a little loudly. A bit. Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper is still alive? Well, I'll take a pass on him. He's a... He's a maggot.

Well, he made me a maggot, but he could end up like meatloat. I wonder if they ever offered Alice a shot at the apprentice. I don't know, but I think he played Satan in Jesus Christ Superstar one. And by the way, Willie will be 93 years old on April 29th. And he'll probably still be throwing his barbecue on the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. He's still touring. Yeah, but he does the barbecue every 4th of July and have it takes.

Yeah. Which is his hometown. town. And I saw a special where he and his sister were talking about growing up in Abbott. They come across the sign that has the population in the town. And he said, Avid, Texas, the population never changes because every time a child is born, a man leaves town. but no the reason he is so well preserved is all the pot he is smoked and when he can

he can smoke snoop dog under the table you know you you got a professional there oh yes they asked me about it and he's like no he said

I tried to smoke him under the table and I lost like I just couldn't hang with it nobody can hang with Willie it's quite it's quantity dude it's quality dude not quality yeah but he's got

Willie's got both yeah yeah oh I mean the man's a legend not only in music but I'm a the pot head circles. The man is a living a living example.

See, you could be like William lived in 93. And he has bail over there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he once joked that if he's cremate and

half of Texas will get a contact. I can imagine. Oh, Lord, yes. And, oh, and adding to the list of people probably keeping us from the abyss, Sylvie adds, Catwoman is still alive. Yes, Julie Newmore is in her 90s.

Long life, happiness, and health to you. Thanks for everything. Absolutely. Julie Newmar. Oh, I didn't even know she was still alive. I know if her kid had died. And Sylvie knows her. Or has known her in the past.

Oh, really? Cool. By the way, Kevin in Massachusetts, where whalehead, dead bear brainworm lamprey has decided to wage war against Dunkin' Donuts. Well, Kevin said, did we really just take out an Iranian frigate with one of our submarines first time since World War II? get Don on the phone you know where are those pictures I was supposed to see I'm always good I'm always good for a rim shot for a get done on the phone ponderous man fucking ponderous nicely done nice nicely done Kevin well

oh and I got to share this with you because you know we're running out of time but God this is stupid I got some audio here we began the program with whalehead dead bear brainworm lambry and I guess we'll end with it too he posted to his official account an AI ad of and this is almost too crazy for words of an AI ad of himself fighting for children's health or something here we go Thank you. ...Cennedy action figure.

With chronic disease running rampant, President Trump is sending one man. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Watch out. Red 40 is in your kids' lunch. Quick, increase your strength with real whole milk. Wow, it's full of protein and healthy fats. And ban Red 40 to the trash. Take that.

Oh, no. A peregrine falcon is stuck in the river. Quick, swap into your den of jeans and jump in. Wow, waterproof jeans. Oh no. The food pyramid puts fruit loops at the top. I have to clear eat real food. Flip the pyramid to put the real food we need on top.

Bring home the full Maha play set today with limited edition Iron Mike Tyson. Eat real food or else. Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included. Get active and eat real food. Complete with the HHS logo and eat real food today, Maha. Did you notice? Oh God.

Yeah, did you notice that there was a reference there to drinking raw milk? Yeah. But there was also a reference to accessories sold separately. I presume that's the cocaine straw and toilet seat accessory. Or maybe the dead bear or the brainworm. Can you take off his head? see the worm. Or it could be, it could be the, it could be the, it could be the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the rockaway swimsuit, uh, collection, Roxanne. Yeah, the, the, the rock, yes, the rock

creek poopy swimsuit, uh, accessory. And of course, there's mention in there, Dave, of the, of, of a, a, a paragon falcon is caught in the river. Well, hell. Every, every, everybody knows Bobby, everybody, would jump in, grab the falcon, and then start eating it raw. We used to joke about Mitwit Nero biting the head off of a live chicken or a rat or a bat or something on stage. I think it's far more likely that eventually whalehead, dead bear, brainworm, lamprey does it. Jesus. But that's the program. I've been a great conversation, Dave. Thanks for your, thanks for joining in. Much obliged. Give my, give my best regards to the folks down at the shop and tell Gladys I didn't mean any offense by saying she wouldn't be the ring girl

no no I'm sure she'll see she will not cut you off from me uh run raising cookies I would never want that to happen no but I'll smooth it over it'll be okay okay you take care Dave I might have to work all right all right you take care give our best to Christine and good luck in the house hunting. Thank you. We're all rooting for you. Bye. My buddy Dave in the blind.

Wow, Lee Grant is 100, says Lee in New York. Emilio asking, was that a parody or is that real? Mah-ha! Ha-ha, ma-ha. Thank you, Ralphs. Rouse will extend the challenge. Looks like we are at 20... Yeah, 2495 tomorrow to get out of the funding deficit.

Thank you. Thank you, Sylvie, for keeping us from being a goose sag this evening. Thank you so much. And, well, there's $165 to go on Bruce and Karen's Memorial Challenge. And like I said, I'll be back in the home studios. it's a fabulous Kincaid mansion and the on the rim of the New River Gorge by airtime tomorrow.

Assuming nothing untoward as I head for the hills. Fingers crossed, I guess it's going to rain on me all the way. But thanks everybody. Thanks to each and every one of you who share your precious finite time

engaging in the program and whatever manner you choose. Thanks to our challenge makers, challenge respondents, a la carte contributors, PayPal and Patreon subscribers, Venmo, cash app, U.S. Postal Service, thank you all. And thanks to our all volunteer staff. Hope you had a good day there with the Canning class, Roger. thanks to our news nages. Thank you, Micah, for taking care of the show post over at Blue Sky.

Thank you, Brother Deacon, Asa, head-on. Dot Live. The Brother Deacon, the Camel Cardinal, keeps the packets passing and the stream streaming, and I'm ever so grateful for that. And he simply loves it when he sees comments, remarks, reviews on the podcast, because it means that we are somehow or another reaching more. people. And of course, y'all are the horn ad hoc advertising and PR department, and every comment helps. And thank you to those of you who already do. Thank you so much. Thanks, Emily, for the intro.

Thanks to the hardest working people I know, the folks at Coal River Mountain Watch, c rmw.net, over a quarter century at the forefront of the struggle for human rights and environmental justice in Appalachia at a proud union shop. Please stay safe. My word, please. Stay. Stay. safe. And if Whalehead Dead Bear Brainworm Lamprey comes toward you saying, Give me that cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. You can't have that. But my orange daddy can have all the Coca-Cola that he wants. Well, avoid him like the plague because he is. And always, always, always, Wayne and Gina, it's all for you. Later.