Hello From The Magic Tavern - 15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman

Episode Date: June 10, 2015

Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDon: Joey RomaineOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We make lots of games you might even like a few. Follow us on Twitter at iToTheG. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host Arnie Neekamp. You've probably heard all this before, but in cases of your first time listening to the podcast, this magical land of fun. I'm your host Arnie Neacamp. You've probably heard all this before but in cases of your first time listening to the podcast, this is what's going on. A while back, I fell through a magical dimensional portal behind a burger king into the land of fun. I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal though, I think through the portal from the burger king. So I'm using

that to upload a weekly podcast that I record here in the tavern to Vermilion Minotaur in the town of Hogg's face in the land of fun, where I share all the weird magical stuff that I learned about. Why don't my guests go ahead and introduce themselves? I am Yusodor, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of magical delights, Devourer of Chaos, Trepid of the Great Halls of Tarakas, the Elves Nubius Fying Yalak the doors nobius sonan Oh, thank you, and I am known in the North East is Gus me miss me saw and trust me friends when I do tell the There may be other secret names names of great power that I have failed to share with you yet

I've had that used to do our song. I know you gotta say the same thing you said do or however I need to hear it get black. Yeah, this the. I come from a world where you can kind of, if you hear a song, you wanna hear a song again, you can just play it over and over again. You don't have to have the singers. No, you don't, I mean, you just, you can have it recorded and listen to it at all times. I mean, I guess I technically did record it,

but I guess I could look into just. I like chaining up the singers and you just, whenever you wanna hear it, you just whippin' yourself. Yeah, I don't, I don't wanna explain your stuff. We have much more important thing to talk about. Chunt, last week you were a tiny horse with two bottles. Yeah, which is, I guess, not too irrelevant, but.

Oh, it's very relevant. It's much easier to poop. Yeah, I'm back to being a badger. So what happened, Chunt? I guess if I had to put my finger on it, I guess I have a type type and that's badgers. So, Chant, you are a shape shifter? Yeah, I'm a shape shifter and I can only change forms when I sleep with a new being or animal and that's what I change.

So you were a badger for a very long time? Yeah, very long time, huge dry spell. Eager to not be a badger. Yeah, could only sleep with badgers, finally, you know know that's actually what the timing horse with two but holes. Oh you were sleeping with badgers the whole time that you are a badger Oh, I don't sleep with a lot of different badgers all the time But I just I realized that I have a deep deep Fettish for badger. Oh, it's on time. I don't know if I would call to fetish it as you get older I don't know if I would call to fetish as you get older

Begin to learn about the time on person that you are well it becomes easier for you to Just narrow down the choices that present themselves The world is a great smorgasbord of sexual desire and appetites. I guess that's true If you think about it sometimes if someone is like isn't it weird how you always date brunette? And you're like, I don't know that I really do that. Although now that I think about it, I guess I do. But for you, it's like- This is really about you. That's what I was trying to say. I don't know how Brunette's.

No, it's probably on the later sexual- What's wrong with the bottom board? It is here and food. Can I just say that how hard it was to like lay game as a tiny horse with two bow holes? Like, do you know how hard it is? Like the most I've ever had to work to like, you know, like- You did have that top hat.

To date someone. I had the top hat and I think that's Whoa whoa whoa I'm in a bucket Oh I'll get my foot so bucket Delivery well did you say trans dimensional male delivery? My foot's in a bucket! That's what's in my- TRIANZIMENGLE MELL DELIVERY! Wow! Did you just say trans-dimensional male delivery? Uh, yes. Whoa!

Also, your foot is in a bucket. Yes, I don't- Could somebody help- Hello, hello, hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I- Blue, I- It is loud.

Why are you being so loud? I'm sorry, it's so loud in the trans- It's so loud in the- Someone's got a case of the Jerry Lewis, told you there's my gosh. Oh this beer Please help me with this. Yeah, I'll use my staff to remove it. Okay, please tell us Fettin Tompah. Oh, hey look at it. It's dancing. All right. Just right. What just relax all right? Oh, all right Okay, so I'm sorry We didn't we're expecting a guest, but we have had one that is just appeared

You said your trans-dimensional delivery man. Yes, I'm a mailman. Wow. Well, welcome to the podcast No, thank you. What so I'm hosting a podcast. It's that with this is yeah, yes, all right. What's your name friend? My name is Don Don I don't Don you have the same job as a bird what in in food Messages are delivered by birds. Oh, yeah, yes, well in most dimensions. They don't give that job There has demands such respect to a bird. Wow. So, okay, so done, done.

This is huge. You know, I've been doing this podcast for months now, sharing with the people of Earth the fact that there is there is neither. Well, it's not to meet you, don't you? No, you're not. You're not. You're not gonna meet you.

You're not gonna meet me. You're not gonna meet me. I can't go anywhere. I gotta deliver this package. Okay, oh wow. So, it's very exciting. So, you're talking about there's more dimensions than just Earth and Foon. There are multiple dimensions. I've talked in forever dimensions.

Forever! It's awesome. This job is exhausting. I have to be honest, this bird thing really upset me. I really birds or so, you know, ain't no bird. I'm gonna be... ...tucking... Oh, I suppose you can't talk to birds. Pathetic. You talked to birds Pathetic you talk to birds of course. Oh So this guy is on the spectrum

What's that what what does that mean? What do you mean? Yeah, what does that mean? Let's not fight let's not look to all this hell no he is old to tell but he's these Medium powerful Well, and can I ask you what you've seen at all and my pie shun by the way. I'm chun Bro, hey nice to meet you. What's your favorite dimension you've been to my favorite dimension? There was one that was pretty huge One that was like literally huge or just like huge as an awesome like huge awesome Everybody looked like Boderic and it was I mean was that there was a you know very Tractive woman from earth you must have spent some time on earth please I used to do improv

Wow really yeah all the time wow dad you wouldn't know it someone bring me a goat so I can summon an image of bowderek What so we somebody bring you a goat so you can summon an image of both dead? Yes, I'm going to murder a goat. How else would you see a picture of a woman? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm really trying to command dear to this interview. I'm really trying to learn as much as I can about, so you travel at will from dimension to dimension. Yes, yes.

How do you do it? It's exhausting, you know, sometimes it takes 10 years to deliver something because you get in those new dimension. You go, what's going on here? And you gotta find the guy and the lady or the, you know, the animal, whatever the world we're living in. This conversation does, makes me not surprised that it takes you 10 years to deliver something.

Well, there's a lot of dimensions. Sometimes, I sometimes have a dimension and all these stars were rocking around. And like, actually, a little stars. He touched and I had a heart, it's like, oh like star like balls of, balls of flame and turn. Don, I'd like to apologize to you.

It sounds like you have a very difficult job and that you have some great magical power that allows you to travel between these realms and I find that quite intriguing and I would like to learn more about your abilities. Is there just one of you? No, there's a whole office. I mean, you should see some of these guys.

Some of these guys have been working there for a long time. I've been working there for a long time too. We got a hundred million guys in this office. Wow, literally. Yeah, literally, maybe even more than that. It's a big... Is this the only job you've ever had? No, I've had a bunch of jobs.

Oh, or some of the jobs you've had. I worked at Superbox. No, I've had a bunch of jobs. Oh, or some of the jobs you've had. We've had soup box. I, um, soup box. Soup box is this a little shop. Uh, you serve some soup and, uh, kind of, soup box, I'm saying, what does the box have to do with it? Is there a child in the box? No, no, what do you mean talking about?

In the closet, hey, a lot of places, that's not gonna fly, pal. Look, then, let's talk about the story. Let's talk about our stuff. Don, I have a question though. How do you segue from working at suitbox to being a trans-dimensional delivery man? Well, I got tapped.

Taped? Yeah, you know, you get called for like CIA. Oh, yes. I got chosen. People watch my work on Twitter. There's a big, there's a. You have a destiny. What do you say to me?

A destiny, you have a destiny. I did you say? A destiny, you have a destiny. I'm never going back to it. What? I think he's ever mind. I think he said you have a destiny, like a desk. Oh, like a destiny. I guess I guess you're wondering. Don and don't use there.

I don't think really are on the second wave. I just just for the record. I am not going on a questiony time soon. And you will not welcome to join me That makes me sound like that makes it sound like you are going on a quest. I don't know what you mean done Done how do you travel from dimension to dimension is that something that I can do because I am I'm having a wonderful time in food But I really would love to get home to my wife and child on earth I'd be honest you can can't absolutely come with me.

I can? Yes, but against regulation. Um, I've done it in the past. You hang out with this guy over here. I'm fine. I gotta take you. You are gonna take me? No, I'm not. If you're your friends with this guy, he is. He's, we are the best of friends.

No, I'm not, I mean, we're not. It's over. I mean, I'm not good. We're not going to get the money. So the day we both die, boom. No. No., I'm not good. I'm not good at that. So the day we both die, boom. No. Boom. Boom. Boom.

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That's what you get me like. I've been seeing him every day. I haven't. I'm learning. I've been learning. I've been learning places to go. I'm the mail man. I'm the mail man. I'm the mail man mean I'm never getting home I'm never what is this guy got little flames coming out of his fingers. I hate this guy. Sorry. I'm sorry

I went to the wizard state there. I bet the wizard state what the wizard said is that a dimension? Yeah There's a dimension of like all wizards. Yeah, but you're perverts These guys I believe that they really definitely believe that for sure done. Who's your package for? Yeah, don't know who is your package for Maybe this is why I Thank you. Hmm. All right this package. Do you guys know a In our I'm looking for an Arnie, do you guys know, an Arnie camp? That's me, no, not an knee camp, knee camp. Arnie, knee camp.

Arnie, knee camp? Yeah, no, no, with a P. But let's say, yeah, if that's fucking give him the name, everything is fine. All right, well, I'm looking for an Arnie, I'm looking for an Arnie, knee camp. Well, you know, first of all, if there are forever number of dimensions,

like there could be an Arnie, knee camp out there, but I am an Arnie, knee camp camp and I will absolutely accept that package. Do I need to? No, I gotta go. I gotta find an enemy camp. No, that's me. That is me. This is how, how's it spelled?

A, R, and Y. Okay. Way off. No, way off. All right, so it's not you guys. I don't even know why I'm sitting. You're tucking into this little stick. No, the stick.

Done. How does my name spelled again just refresh my memory? A or in Y. That's right any KM PY F All right, so let's go I this not you guys and I'm gonna head out. That's me. Wait. Is it from is it from Sarah? Yes, it was a very true. I'm interested. It said it looks okay. No, no, no here. It says it's from Ann Arbor T's is from Ann Arbor T's So it's it's clearly from earth Ann Arbor is a city in earth. Oh fine. Well then give it to Arnold Who's that? Arnie, so let's do it. Do you want, can I get you some spice potatoes or something? Oh, yes, yes. Have you had some spice potatoes?

I mean, I guess I got some time before I find this guy. Yeah, so yeah. I love that. Spice potatoes. You know what, let's take a quick break for the spice potatoes. And I will rest this package away from Don, the transmitter. What's this guy looking over here for? I'm looking for the botchender. They's this guy looking over here for? I'm looking over here for the bartender.

They're like me and you, aren't they? Is this bartender looks like a president? What? I'll be back in just a moment. Come out to the Vermillion Minotaur. Every flea's day night, the second half-elf in your party gets a free bucket of rooster-veet. Next week, the Vermillion Minotaur March will be happening around the perimeter of Hog Space.

Please come support our expansion for our unwed mothers. All ages are welcome. Don't mind the wizard. He'll only hurt somebody. Million-minute tour. Right at Fools, Aaron, and every road. All right, we're back. And I have the package here. And so, thank you, Don, do I need to sign anything for this? Yes, you do. Please. Okay. Here you go

And I'll take my pen back. Okay. There you go. It's a nice pen We don't really have writing instruments like this here in food. You don't have writing instruments Well, there are writing instruments, but what do you guys use it? A quail in an ink pot. I Hate that shit dude You really don't like anything you, of course. No, what? As someone who I get around, I sleep with a lot of different people or animals. In all your travels, you must have just come across the most beautiful creatures.

I mean, have you ever had your heart stone like what's what's the love of your life? Well one time I was in this world. I mean, this is not a joke This is this world and it was like an underwater world and there There was this great white shark with big old titties and it was Oh, man this shark had the biggest fucking tits Like giant fucking big ass boobies dude now, and it was fucking why this shark had the biggest fucking tits. Like giant fucking big ass boobies did. No, and it was fucking why this shark is great, why sharks pretty big? As a learned skull, I'm the only person in all the dimensions that's not that attracted to animals.

I think that maybe in all of the multiple dimensions. You never said for the shark. I was in the middle of a dating angle. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Who's that? As a little scholar and a wizard, I must ask for, I'm not sure that I quite believe your story. Oh, why would a shark have memories?

Their mammals, they got to drink the, you know, whatever, you know, everything is different. To say, check this out. Whoa! is different. To say, checks out. Whoa! Plus you. A little frog just ran out. Yes, I'm a dis. When I've sneezed,

the explosion of little frogs comes out of my nose. I got one. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't touch that. Yeah, this was a booger in a way. In a way, yes. Damn it, dude. You did that on purpose. So, don, don, don, don, don, don, you would would said you'd said earlier that you could take me with you back to earth But he won't because we're boonkin back, but yeah, we're to where you know, we're right

I forgot about it. Is there a cost maybe we could all chip. Yeah, yeah, I'm willing to pay I mean I have a bunch of coins that have been pooped out by an imp when we're gonna do that Give it to an imp and say here. Here some shit. No you may react poop in coins Oh It's very valuable currency here in food. Oh, yeah, yes, what phone my friends is a dump. Oh How dare you oh no he doesn't even like it when I call food weird How dare you sir? This is a wonderful dimension with wonderful bed impact force.

That's interesting, because I saw a guy with a hood with no face. Fucking a little, walking, uh, stick thing, they had eyes and it was smiling and laughing it up. Right outside the street. And then, if I see a little fucking weirdo thing, fucking another weirdo thing, that's a fucking weirdo thing. That was a dog hood! Oh, you're in it! Oh, do you, in all your inter-dimensional travel, do you see a lot of child death. Oh, you're in it. What? Oh, do you in all your intimate dimensional travel? Do you see a lot of child death?

Oh, God. Yeah, that's, this is what it sucks about the job. When you're traveling inner dimensions, it's just footage of child death. Oh, wow. It's just, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause child death, we all know that children don't go to heaven. What?

They get caught in this, this like, inner dimensional. Well, I- It's like the i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i Here's some spice potatoes for the road and I just want to thank you for dropping that package off If you see anything anything from a Sarah or a scout, please bring it back to time That wasn't a dark lord that was just Mundle the Groundle yes, Mundle the groundle you know him you saw him outside. I know I've delivered many Mundle the the groundle packages Well then why do you describe him as a dark shadowy figure? The Grondle was a little stick, guys. Lamp it up, getting fucked. So you guys have any skateboards here?

I was going to do some tricks before I... PAPO. PAPO. Can you make him? Just make him a skateboard. Give him a skateboard. Give him some dignity. I'm not sure what a skateboard is.

What is... I don't know. What is a skateboard? It's a wooden plank Ad wheels like an old bucket. Yeah, I wouldn't play for no wheels. I Trampar Fountaine Snap I'm working half fuck you dude. Peace out. Peace out. What's mailman out? You did peace out peace out what mailman out What ding dong so you can break it. It's your boy open up the portal

We all know the password swordfish don't tell him I didn't say it I hope we get some okay my god that was exhausting Wow, I don't I really don't know what to say about what is a He is the worst trans-dimensional postman I have ever met have you met other trans-dimensional postmen? Of course, so I didn't why didn't you tell me that there are frequent deliveries between dimensions? Because I mean it's not super frequent. I, I mean, they're, you know, TDP stop by when they, when they can, but we also have it enter just a food. I really, I really was hoping that he could help me get back to Earth or get a message to my wife, but I quickly became apparent that I was just not

gonna get any help from that guy. Although, you know what, we should open this package. Yeah. Alright. Guys, there are T-shirts in here. Oh my God. Any help from that guy although you know what we should open this package. Yeah All right Guys are t-shirts in here. Oh my god. I guess someone is letting us know that we have merchandise for the show Let's see here What is a t-shirt? It's a shirt. It's just a shirt that you wear with like We know what a shirt is. It's a shirt. It's just a it's a short sleeve shirt basically a

Mass manufacturer. How you got one explainer? All right, basically we have shirts now for the podcast So people on earth can wear so look you said or there's one with your name on it. Oh, yeah, it's a nice black t-shirt with you How many of his names his full as far as I can tell but these are not all the names for the other secret names You should never know But name so powerful. I could destroy this. I've heard his other name. Yeah, I'll tell you later. I'll tell you what these names are.

They didn't put Ubisoft on the shirt though. So that one's missing. Anyway, Chene, there's also a Chene's up with that shirt. Oh yeah, baby. And it looks just like you. Thank you. That's great. And there's one with the logo for our podcast.

It's a center. It's a merchandise. Oh no, he's going to say crunch time. Ooh, is there an Arnie T-shirt? There is. As far as it length. No, I don't know. No, there's no.

Well, I'm sure they're going to be frequently updating with new shirts. I'm sure there's going to be an Arnie shirt. I mean, I'm kind of on the cornerstone of this webcast. What would be on the Arnie shirt? To say a sad face, like a thumbstone. A man banding in his family? Oh, I guess so.

Oh, anyway, there's a note in here and it says that people can order these t-shirts from magicktavarn.nrberties.ts.com. So people can buy shirts to support our show. We should probably be clear. I think I'm right in saying this that Don will not deliver these to you So oh god I hope not if you order one through trans-dimensional delivery it will probably take upwards of 10 years to get to you That's what it sounds like. Yes. Yeah, it absolutely does well. That's very exciting news

I'm so excited. I feel like we're real podcasts now I know that doesn't mean much to you guys, but China are you gonna wear your chants up with that t-shirt? Is there a chant size shirt?? These are a little big for you. I don't know, I'll try to find out. But let's chon, have you gotten any emails this week? Yeah, I got a couple here. I got one from Dustin Phelpsu. He says, hey Chon, what is your favorite animal you have ever been?

If I'm honest, I mean, any shape shifter starts as a, I was a line with a human head. That's what I was born in. The wow, that's it, my mom's. It's sort of sort of, sort of, sort of, manicor-ish. Yeah, manicor-ish, so but with my dad's head. Right. So, I think all, I think that's my favorite, and I think all shape shifters yearn for that sort of bookend. I like start as a line with a human head and end life with a line as a line with the human head. So how would you do that? You have to find another

shapeshifter in their original form. So wait, you're gonna have to have sex with a no no no no no no no no. There's some shapeshifters who wait decades before I see. Let's calm down. They're called straight edge. Oh I see I see. Yeah. Any anymore Do you want to have one more one more from Kristen Uden? Chris Christopher Uden says chuuunt Fuck you, Sidor fuck Arnold chuuunt forever. I Wish I was making that up, but that's a real email Well, I know that he took the time to write well, I want to say it's Arnie not Arnold I think you meant fuck already as well.

No, well, if people want to email you, how do they get in contact with you? Chant at gmail.com, chantzbole with six teas. Okay, yeah, I don't know how you got it. Gmail just like a t-shirt, chantzbole with six teas. If people want to email the show directly, they can also email us at magictavern at puppies.supplies. I know it doesn't sound like a real email address,

but it is. Let's real quick see here. We have an email from Will Alzdorf, who says, Hi guys, have you ever had the feeling you're being watched by something other than an impiding in a pot? Yes. I don't really know, it's ominous, I don't really know what that means. Let's see here.

Oh, here's one from Patrick. Patrick, hello. Hope this finds you well. This is a second email I will have sent you. I don't know who handles your email inquiries, but they maybe need some extra training on some firing or some firing or something because they, or I guess maybe you, don't seem very responsive. Oh, sure. Anyway, I am just trying to get a quote for some high-grade puppy foot. Now, okay, people are still confused about

it's that it's a puppy. You know what I think it might be? It's the fact that it says puppies and supplies. That's that couldn't be the source of the confusion. Yes, it's true. Absolutely. All right. Well, why don't I read one more? Paul Nichols, rice to ask, could I get that recipe for the spiced potatoes? Thanks, your fan Paul Nichols. You know, here, this is weird. We've started getting a lot of emails, a lot more emails, and which is super exciting. Unfortunately, we can't read all of them on the show. I feel bad about that. But by far, by far, like obviously most of the questions or things are used to or things about chunt, but short of that, the vast majority of emails are about the Spice Potatoes.

Of all the things, of all the weird and magical details people could ask about on the show. People really seem taken with the Spice Potatoes. Can I send them to the rest of the pictures? Can I send them pictures? They're just potato, they're just non-cooked potatoes with Spice song. All you have to do is go into your garden and dig up the freshest potatoes. Make sure you do not wash them.

No. Take some spice, some cumin, some coriander, some chilies, some cinnamon, some mustard seed, some clove. Yeah, a little more glory or you know, a little more fun. Just rub it on the outside of that potato. Maybe a dash of oil to give it to help it stick on there. And then just bite into that potato.

You really want a nice crunch with a spice potato. There's the recipe. I love your, when you, when you give recipes, I love that, uh, the cadence you have. Really? It's a beautiful chef cadence. Ah well, well, I'll be happy to give more recipes in the future. Maybe I can have my own segment. And don't forget to give us some reviews on iTunes. Thank you everybody.

Goodbye. Oh gosh, did none of that really happen? Usador was played by Matt Young. Chunt was, as always, portrayed by Adel Ruffy. Don, the trans-dimensional delivery man was played by special guest Joey Remain. He was only barely playing a character, by the way. He was more or less just being himself. Otock Barleyfoot was played by Nick Bear.

If you should want to buy one of an assortment of hello from the Magic Tavern t-shirts, you can really order them at magictavern.nrbortes.com. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arne Neekamp, Evan Jacoba and Ryan DeGeorgie. The pardon me, put the black hole down. This episode was edited by Evan Jacover. And a listener was so inspired by the music on the podcast that he wrote and sent us his own version of Seven Dragons and a Baby. Take a listen. Listen! The dragons make him waffles. Seven dragons and a baby marching on the town.

The villages are fearful, but the baby calms them down. He explains to them he understands that dragons can be awful. But if they want some breakfast, yes, the dragons make them waffles. Seven dragons and a baby sitting on their thrones. The ante-room before them filled with rags and skulls and bones. A town'sman stands before them and insists this is unlawful. The dragons kill the town'sman and the baby makes them waffle. Thanks a lot, Matt Meader. You really put yourself out there with that one.

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