Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!
579 episodes transcribedOn the eve of the wizard invasion, King Tomblaine and Arnor the Warrior contemplate what might be their last night alive.CreditsArnie: Arnie...
A reunited Arnie, Chunt and Usidore meet a possum that is really an undercover druid that's gotten in too deep.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChu...
Arnie, Momo, Tormaline Dragon Teen and the Soul Walker deal with team morale problems and break into a house.CreditsArnie: Arnie Niekamp...
Chunt, Arnor, and Axelrod Remax the real estate agent try to solve the mysteries of the temple with the help of the evil Red Queen Merzia.Cre...
Usidore, Flower, Claudia the witch and Jamilious the Mauve go undercover to break into Spintax's stronghold.CreditsUsidore: Matt YoungFlower:...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The hosts answer questions from you, the patrons!You can support the show directly and re...
Arnie puts together a team including Momo the mouse, Tormaline Dragon Teen and his old nemesis the Soul Walker. Can they find what they what...
Chunt puts together a team including Arnor the warrior, Axelrod Remax the real estate agent and Broth. Can they survive the rain forest and f...
Usidore puts together a team including Flower, Claudia the Witch and Jamilious the Mauve. Can they put together a plan to recharge the Ruby o...
We celebrate 11 years of the show and prepare for the coming battle with the wizards.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Mat...
Phineas the Fool, the most famous court jester in Foon, is very serious when he's off the clock.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiU...
A return to Nibblebottom finds Blemish running the tavern the Strange Familiar. And he's not doing great.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Ad...
Hildy the ancient turtle is back and she's mad at her children for putting her in an Assisted Thriving Community.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampC...
DeMonte the talking crossbow is back and starting a juice business. Also, Usidore is acting strange.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal Ri...
Gianessa, the overworked mayor, considers future plans for Hogsface.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa:...
CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenKelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing: Erika IshiiD'athaniel Quen'yarvi...
A trip through Pizza Hell leads to a reunion with dragon "enthusiast" Kelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing aka the Sword Bro.CreditsArnie: Arnie Niekam...
A quest to Pizza Hell to save Arnor the Warrior... leads to a reunion with the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. What's he been kicking in Pizza He...
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Imagine...looking at the stars with Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore...as they let their minds.....
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Momo hosts a tiny version of Hello from the Magic Tavern from a hole near the table. You...
