Hello From The Magic Tavern - 27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)

Episode Date: September 3, 2015

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpecial Guest: Brooke BreitGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienPuddle: Brian HoldenReverend: Jakob SchaefferSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTechnical Difficulties Witch:Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditors: Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverLive Audio Engineer: Mark SwiderskiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanRecorded Live at: iO Chicago as part of A Jangleheart Circus.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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yellow wheat and fine gas and a house here in the Vermillion minutes or wherever we are now in a light enough food and I interviewed magical creatures all along the way my food commandants included

you said all all the way to the end of the video. So, I'll be starting now. The goals are going to be a certain extent, Chase. But I am not in the northeast. I just guess when you're going to be in the west, I'm going to be in the west. I'm going to be in the west. I'm going to be in the west. I'm going to be in the west. I'm going to be in the west.

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You know let's bring out our first guest. Wow. I'm very excited that we have Music our favorite musical guests Glenn Miller in Span. Oh, wonderful. We are fantastic. Hello. Hi. Hi. I'm Span and this is Glenn. I can introduce myself.

I'm Glenn. This is Glenn. And we have two of our favorite musicals. A couple of years, Friday and Sunday, we want to get into this song now. Okay. I mean this is Indiana. Woo! It's awesome to know. Oh, I know.

Hello, good to see you. You are even more in love with it than I would wake up your soul. Stop! I mean, my friend, she is beautiful because she gives us a positive doubt. A negative doubt? Hey, three, what's up? I saw a...

Why are you watching on my scenes? You're trying to flirt with Spindel. No. Spindel, if you would bring your lovely match, are you sure? I'm still here in the dark. Oh, no, Spindel, what happened? I went to the first. I was trying to flirt with a woman.

A push. I don't know what happened. I went to the first and I was crazy to go, but I just... I'm a bush. I found love with a man and he died. Oh, no. Oh, careful. What is this sort of personal question? Was it make out point? Yes. Was it make out point?

Or if you don't make it out alive, you die? Yes. Oh. Well, you used to be a shouldn't have taken him up there. Well, the fact that if you sorry, I shouldn't have said that. If you used to be a bird and now you're a human, that explains why you've just been shitting all over the place. Yes, when she gets nervous, she lets out a little poo-poo, but she's my little songbird. Oh, fantastic. Well, well you know I'd love to hear a song for me guys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The turning of the towns and all that you've been in there. Beautiful. You know it's a Vistach.

I know it is Vistach, the fire season, the beautiful fire stormss that make us also happy and gay until they destroy everything. Settle! You are also beautiful. I wasn't in that first one. No, I was just like looking at your legs. These legs? I like what I see. I'm casting a wide net.

Alright, I have a very tragic love story as well. Oh no, I'm out of it. I was with her woman and then we were walking down the lane, and I fell in a puddle, and that's how I got my name. Oh, how sad. Oh, I thought maybe it was because you were from a liver puddle. No, it's a story I told. All right. You know, I have a question.

This may not be that important about the story. What happened to the woman? She was my mom. And she picked me up and then she gave me a name. Oh, she waited until well after you could walk. Yeah, I was nine. So your mother named you and you think that's a story Okay point taking

I don't know if you've ever heard your baby's name my baby's name Yeah, you know names have have special power. So I'm not gonna share my baby's name name so very powerful Great power For if you use a name Already correctly you could destroy all of the food And all of the 12 realms of easiest 161 civil and the place and also certainly you would bring destruction of our family and all generations of them that come out to you. Oh, certainly you'd not have to say some letter to the incorrect place. Or look at some room and incorrect answer.

It's day, you must not do this, you must be careful. When you look upon the written page reading those very words, then you read your mind track, and I have to make out some great power with the ability to destroy this whole. Is your baby's name Hank? No. That's always the first guess. No, my baby's name is not Hank.

Is it a boy or girl? It's a daughter, it's a girl. We're gonna say it's a daughter. It's a daughter. You're gonna say girl. It's a girl. And if you're a girl, you just say a girl. You're not gonna say a daughter. You're not to say a daughter. You're not to say a daughter on if you're a girl you just say a girl

You don't say it's a daughter on earth. No, we don't we don't say it. Hello everyone. Here's a daughter I know I've never hated you guys so much You guys, there's a ritual in Finn where when the baby is born, if there's a son, if somebody acts out of calls and a dog, just the baby will get a great move into boys and say, call me dog! Call me your dog! But it's like that, it's like that. But then what do you call the baby, Jeremy? I don't get that bullshit reference. I can never mind.

You look so smug. What is it? No, no. People on earth are loving it. People on earth think it's hilarious. But it's not that I don't want to talk about it. I don't talk about earth stuff. Hey, Glenn Miller in spance.

What have you guys been up to since last time we saw you? Sobering up. Oh. Glenn had a little spout. and spance, what have you guys been up to since last time we saw you? Sobering up. Oh, all right. Hmm, Glenn had a little spout. Hey, I was on the Mortglorp for a while. Fucking hard. And I'd, uh... He bought it from Yusidor.

Yeah. No! You know, I think everybody should know it. He's the one selling some cut-rate shit Mortglorp. I think everybody should know that users are selling some cut rate shit, more glorp. I think everybody knows that the second most critical ingredient in more glorp is mayonnaise. It gives it that white texture. And fucking, the user door has been used in Miracle Whip.

He's been cutting that shit with Miracle Whip. Can I ask you? He's sticking his fucking wand around in there and his spinning around. And that's what got me where I was. That whip is a very miracle. Good miracle, will you? Stick in this fucking wand around in there and spin it around. That's what got me where I was. That whip is a very miracle. You should know.

Not for me. You should know, will you tell us the ingredients of Moorglaw in your sexy voice? If you want to make Moorglaw, the best way to do it is to find a fine young, more glows, and to cut up the roots, mix it with a little miracle whip. It's the unwitched. And be sure to cook it for at least three days,

if you don't cook it for the full time, you will live to cook it for at least three days, for you don't cook it for the full time. You will live to regret it. If you don't have a miracle whip, you could just use horsecom. Oh, sure. Can I say something real quick? Yeah. I don't know how it is on Earth,

but here on Fun we have a guy named Calvin. Calvin Clean. Calvin Billy. He's just like a well-known designer of Tunex. Do you have a guy named Calvin? Calvin Clean? Calvin William? He's just like a well-known designer of Tunex and clothing. Rooms! You know, I'd love to hear another song from Wendell and Spans. Tendles? Glei, could you get us the notes?

Glanny, could you get us the notes? I want to ready go. If you are in love, then you should tell him don't keep nothing inside. You've got your guy. Then you should take him somewhere special tonight. And there is one place where the two of you should go. But make sure that you hold him real fast Cause in this one place on a mountain top

But glow, it is possible that this memory Will be your last Make out point Can you make it out of life? Make out point? Will you live or will you die? If he makes it, then you know that he's the one. But if he doesn't make it, then I guess the date is done.

Make out point. Woo-hoo, make out point. Woo-hoo, make out point. Make out point. Make out point. Make out point. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wonderful. Wonderful. I wish I had a multi right now. Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful. I wish I had a multi right now. Now, Sean, I know you and Spans have had a little bit of flirtation recently. Is there any chance? Is there any chance of you guys going to make out point? Chance with Spans.

Chance with Spans? Is there a Spans chance that you'll go to make out point? I like Spans too much to take it to to makeup point for fear of one of us dying. Oh, yeah. I got over time, really. I mean, let's be honest. Oh, thanks. Well, fuck me and my two bubbles. Right? While your back was even turned.

Well, you know, it is just that... What? Oh. Motherfucker. What? Oh, motherfucker. Hello! How's it going? What's up? Oh, great. It's my arch nemesis flower. Flower, it's good to see you again. Yeah, guess it was that motherfucker.

You look as beautiful as ever. Thank you so much. You know, if you room me off of that clip, I'll just go and get you a picture of me. I'm going to get you a picture of me. I'm going to get you a picture of me. I'm going to get you a picture of me. I'm going to get you a picture of me. I'm going to get you a picture of me. Yeah, guess it was that motherfucker. You look as beautiful as ever. Thank you so much.

You know, threw me off of that clip. Yeah, I did. I was so pissed off that I threw you off a clip. And I assumed you were dead. I know. That is the most that Arnie has done since he's been here. Do you know what actually happened, though, is you threw me off of the cliff and I fell directly through a portal that sent me to earth.

What? I've been sitting beside your baby's crib. What's the baby's doing? I was sitting beside your baby's crib kissing it at night. What's the baby's doing? Giving it a little kiss, just... And looking name? Getting that little kiss, his name. And looking at your wife and winking at your wife. What's up?

Oh, flowers moved in on Sarah. And now the love triangle continues. No. This patch is really not my favorite. I'm just, I'm just fucking with you. Oh I just landed the bomb in the clip That that's that's much more likely story. How did you get up a Cliff and over here before Arnie viciously threw me off of the clip

Hey pride truly. I had I had a the book, you know, that Oprah book. Who's Oprah? I know Oprah is. Oprah is a unicorn. Oh! Oh! Sounds good to me. I read that book that Oprah gave the horn of approval. Yeah.

And it's about the hush hush thing. The hush hush thing? you're going to have to fill us in. When you want something real bad you think about it and then it's true it's like you keep your own little hush hush thing. So I said I said oh you can walk you can walk. Oh I'm sick. And do you like you put your hush hush hush out into the fields of a fizziest?

Hey, put your hush hush out loud you scream it. So I was at the bottom of a clip going oh It worked apparently like yesterday And it worked apparently. Like yesterday. Yesterday. A bit of a bomb that could have since yet, like, for like almost half a year. Incredible. What an amazing story.

A perseverance and power. When one decides that they have the magic inside of them, and believes and truly from their heart says magical words and speaks them unto the universe. The universe does hear and does responding kind. Only that Arnie could do anything interesting or useful. Nay, but everything he says is half-assed and with a smirk. I'm not mad at him because honestly, like you made me see a pie on myself that was being real negative. That's true, you're just learning negative.

Hey, flower, take a little of yourself, you know, and I thought about it and I was like, I'm gonna turn a new leaf. Mm-hmm. Ah. Ah. Well now you're gonna set down roots here? No.

Don't make fucking puns. What? What? You're being flippin'! No, all right, fine. You're being flippin'! Are you gonna set down roots here? No. Don't make fucking puns. What? You're being puppets. No, all right, fine. You're being flippants. Okay, well, let's hear another song from Glen Miller in Span. Well, in order to do this song, we need to bring out another friend.

He's one of the most renowned dancers in Foun. Why don't you introduce yourself? Hello, I am Reverend Fenley. He is a Reverend and he performs marriage ceremonies. He does all kinds of things around here. So what I thought I'd share with you today is a traditional Foon dance song that we play at pretty much every wedding, right? Right? FUN brothers? Yes, yes. I've seen Trent cut a rug to this one. I'll tell you what. So this is the dance song that

everybody dances to in FUN. Well come here, Spindale. Yes, wonderful. So and they will be performing the dance over their puddles and reverence. I said cape at topple instead of take a couple. Flip it on. I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid. Turn around in tiny circles, making sure your face remains emotionless. Slowly dip and grab your ankles and angrily ponder chest. Do it, swim into the ride, and then a floppy little left. Scrum it back and forth, make a music with your breath. Do a hockey for your nose. Wotting.

Then a tapy with your toes. Flapping fast. Put your hands under knees. Work dead ass. Now everybody, freeze! Oh! And then they literally remain frozen for the entire rest of the night. Wonderful! Excellent, well done!

You're evident if you weren't frozen I would tell you how handsome your eyes are. Generally at what point in the ceremony does this happen? It's true the reception everyone's having a great time. So people are frozen for like hours at a time? Oh yes. What do they do at weddings on earth? Get more progressively drunk and do a couple of different dances and then sort of sit down and How is that different than every other day of the week?

This is actually the song that my mom and dad fucked to on the what on the dance level What happens if you have to remain frozen mid fuck? What never So long likes to meet you both It was a pleasure having you upon the show This actually goes with some serious PTSD Yes, the from being stuck at the bottom of the cliff Infinity is D means post traumatic stress disorder. Oh

That is exactly what we call an What are some other acronyms in Finn? Well, we already mentioned we have MLK, which is Monarch, Lord and Kings Day. So there's like an MLK road in every town. Sure, sure. We have SOS, which is sorcerers. Oh, sorcerers.

You got no SFA. What's that? Suck flowers, asshole! Well done, flower! You grew more than legs. I can move, bitchy! And of course, they're sad, seasonal, effective dwarves. And there's also Mad, which is Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

Driving what? Horses, cards. Because that causes the death of a lot of babies. Up to three people a year die in food in that way. What is... Let me check your phone. I know you're addicted to the internet. Of thousands and thousands of deaths every year those three could be avoided

What's your passcode? I'm not gonna tell you tell me if I what's the website I should check out Meat spin meat spin that's how you say you! No, I didn't meet Spinn one time. I'm gonna tell you, you just don't look it up because you're gonna regret it in the morning. It's like you do a meet spin, like you're gonna feel it for a week. Ha! You should do a meet relax.

A meet spin in food is, when you have sex, but it's like you're on a rotisserie Does that make sense? No, no, you need two penises for it So get the proper rotissier emotion You gotta become a football fan Well, you know what? Let's let's I don't want to pursue this conversation any further

Let's let's hear another song from one million spans. Sure. This one goes out to Usedor. Oh! Oh, whoa. Nice, nice. Oh, I know this one, I like it. There is a man.

What's more than man? I shan't reveal his name. Paint on darkness and treachery. He said my puss aflame. No! But there is another night so much more than a man. And how you say, can he? I'm a quest of the light load of the Dark Knight. Oh, can he be? Spin tacks, master of the third night

Then twelfth realms of a busy years Will the rubber cane forces compelling The living and the dead? Definer of unknowable truths, Caster of illusions, Destroyer of lies, Disover of the wall of fire, In fiber of the nine deadly poisons,

Other of the band in Amakan winner of the Wizards try the word the dwarfs know him there's nickel back still the jet angels fill in his mama cussing him

the vampire's doing this coming on up to beat the southeast no, this is the soundtrack try blow the weight to to tomorrow, fat boy, fat boy, tomorrow! You've grown away to tomorrow, fat boy, fat boy, tomorrow! We're tomorrow We're back We're back

We're back We're back We're back We're back We're back We're back We're back We're back We're back Beats, beats, beats, beats, beats, beats. Beats, beats, beats.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Do you think that was a song for me? That's for the more glory, buddy. Fair enough. I gotta say, that's a much better song. How do I? Well thank you so much, Glon Miller in spans. You guys never do a meat spin text. That's really do a meat spin but then you also pay for it. but then you also pay for it. Oh, I'm sick of it. You know what, Flora? I was wrong about you.

I like you. Wow. Well, thank you. Thank you so much. Thanks. It's a little busier than usual at the different million-minute tour this week. Is it?

Yeah. Tell me. People seem more attentive than usual. It seems exactly the same as always. We got our unwed mothers. Hello ladies. All right, well, thank you so much. As always, please subscribe to us on iTunes and give us as many stars as you possibly can.

And always email us at Magic Tavern at puppies.supplies. It's a really email address. Or you can reach me at Shunted, Gmail account at Shunted with 60s. Or you can twat at me. At Usela, the blue. Or you can speak to a raven.

Tell it your deepest darkest secrets. Kill the raven. Take out a tart, bury it deep beneath the earth. Build a house over the where you buried the heart, live in that house for 30 years. This is going to take a while. And then once you've lived in that house, burn it to the ground. And the smoke of that flame will reach me!

You know, I don't even try to find me, because I don't want fucking to talk to you. To the fair, no, no! And I'll dig a reach flower at where nowhere has my flower. Well, if we can be certain of one thing, it's that none of that actually happened. Woo! happened. Because if there were a magical meeting place like this one, it wouldn't be right down the

street from a strip club. Arnie was played by Arnold Neekampe. Usador was played by Matt Young with real breath control. Chump was played by Adolfie, Spin Della was Jamie Burns, Spance was married to Stepian, Glen Miller, Nick Cage, Pubble was played by Brian Holding, Flower was Brooke Bright, the Reverend Fenley was Jacob Schaefer,

the show was produced by Evan Jacober and Ryan DeGeorgie with audio assistance by Mark Swederski. The show was sponsored by Inventables, special thanks to IO and Django Heart Circus. I am, as always, underused. This has been Hello from the Magic Tavern. Good night. That was really not that bad. You've won this round. Hello from the Magic Tavern, but you haven't seen the last of the curse of technical difficulties. We'll be back someday. Oh yes! We'll be back!

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