Hello From The Magic Tavern - 33 - Spurt the Elder

Episode Date: October 16, 2015

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy CareyBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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are, and you stay on top of everything all the time. Hello from the Magic Tavern. Thank you, Mundle. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host Arnie Neacamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, here's what's going on. A little over a half a year ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of fun. Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal, I think, through the dimensional portal

from the Burger King. And I use that to upload a podcast every week from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur in the town of Hogsface in the land of Foon, where I interview adventurers and knights and wizards like my co-hosts. I am Yusunor, Wizard of the Twelfth Rail, my profezeus, Master of Light and Shadow, Minipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the great holes of Tarakis the Ilvesnomius Fying Yellow the Dolvesnomius Zonenin who extinguishes

and I am known in northeast as Gethswinius Mastar and I want to make this very clear there are other names that you do not know really? other names you've never mentioned that before yes I want to make it very clear

That there are some names that I'm withholding so it's you've passed felines. Elig and who bestang there are the names I like but it is who bestang it is not who bestang But so there are other names many morning. Okay, so powerful that I must withhold them But it's fair so I'm being very cautious I must withhold them. But it's fair, so I'm being very cautious, very protective, very responsible. Yes. By keeping these names, secret from you

to protect you in case those names destroy you. No, in case those names destroy you. Yes, those names are so powerful. They might destroy you completely. Has there been an example of a time when one of those names has destroyed a person? No, yes, of course. Once upon a time, I was traveling down a road,

aboard upon Grimhoff, the fifth fastest horse in Foon. And we came upon a young man, and I looked upon him and I said boy I am you should all the blue do you know who I am and he said me I am never of you and I looked at him and I told him one of these names one of these names I will not let it today I would explode and turn it to a ball of spikes that would go flying through your skin and impale everyone around you and then what happened to him Oh, that's specifically what I said spikes flew out of him the hit grim hoof. He was very angry at me

Yeah, so don't tell me that name I will not and our other co-host chant hey Chant what are you all right here? No, it's just you if you want to take 20 minutes to chat before you introduce me I will for whatever you look whatever you want. Chat, what are you all right here? No, I'm fine. It's just you if you want to take 20 minutes to chat before he Introduce me. I will. Whatever dude. Look, whatever you want. Oh, Chant let me apologize. No, it's really my fault. I shouldn't have known about it. I was sitting here patiently. My paws were folded like a good little better and I feel like you guys were just having a conversation without I like I apologize. We did go off on attention to about my name. It was my fault. I shouldn't have known better than to ask you

to do any kind of question. Now I know how some of our guests feel. I'm sorry. I'm not going to introduce our guest yet. OK. What's going on with your chunt? What did you chew? You say what's going on with your chunt?

No, I would not say that. I've been instill seeing that cockroach. We had cockroach or having a good time. And the other day we went to, we got on top of Pizza Skull and Pizza Skull. Fluss up in this guy, so it's nice. We were friends. We were friends, Pizza Skull.

We had a nice little date in this guy. And then I got this girl. She's gorgeous. She's a gorgeous cockroach. She's gorgeous. I mean, when people see her, it's like they scream and they get out of the way of like holy You know, and I brought her to T. Cheese Chow so she's She's working in T. Cheese Chows. I told you she's gonna work the

Brought to cockroach to work at our restaurant. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She's got I mean Here's what here's what Pimli nimble bottom has to say about her. He says she has a Sunday school face and a Saturday night body Do you guys have Sunday school on earth? We do, yeah. We have Saturday night as well. And we have cockroaches, but I guess I guess I'd have to meet this cockroach. Before we get to our guest, very quickly, at Shunt we talked about this. I'm gonna go ahead and ask him. Yes.

We would like to offer you a job. A job. We need a door-nome. A door-nome. You'd have to agree to be shrunk to the size of a gnome. I'm already. And then you would just open and close the door for people. OK.

I have a lot. So you need to think that there's any magic that could shrink our own ears just really. Look, I'm getting a little weight. It's fine. Look, I feel terrible that we've been talking about all this stupid shit and we have... I'll dare you! Uh, but we have, uh, uh, as I understand it, a pretty important guest,

Spurt the Elder. Hmm, Fala Karella Faa. Oh? And it is wondrous to be here, you know. Such a date you spurt. So spurt? I'm sorry, like tell me a little bit about yourself. I will just simply to let your listeners understand I am not spurt, as in the great spurt, the poet that did

lay down the history of fun, yet I'm spurt the elder I could take upon his name for my real name, much like good blue usador here is a bit of a a secret. So wait, so there was a spurt. Yes. And then you took on centuries and centuries ago

before even usador had to come old dried up spurt. Yes. Oh, he desiccated without an ounce of moisture with him.

Oh, I see. So now, but then, wouldn't you be spurt the younger? What am I not understanding about this title? Well, it's simply that I am older than I used to be. Now, spurt are the younger poets who work on your tutelage would they be considered spurt the younger? Yeah, they would like to be considered so yet.

No, they have not attained such things. I, so thou art the single most important chronicler of our age that- I am, yes. And in all humility I do say that I am the greatest chronicler that current tides. Wow, I'm just as I am the greatest wizard ever to walk the land of fune protecting us all from the dark lord and his evil machinations by his plans to destroy us all. Encroach even into our dreams now.

I every step you take here in Hogsface. Around every corner you see some yellow-eyed beast staring back at you that then scoaks away before you can catch it completely. Yeah, there's danger around every time. And I'm the best ship shifter with the hottest little roach in my arm. That's true. We are actually some of several of my uh, adepts are working upon oads to you and your new lady. Oh, wonderful! Well I heard about your uh about all the writings, you know, all the poems and writings that you accumulate

and they have your own locker. You have this like a special locker that you keep it all in. Yes, yes I do. The Spur locker? Oh. Yes, yes. It's full of spurs.

Oh, why didn't I see that coming, so to speak? So hey, so Spur, tell me about some of your better known oads. Oh, well, recently, I mean most acclaimed pennings, if you will, were for the King Bellroth, the Northeast. Well, I am a frequent guest. I was to aid him upon an anniversary celebration and thus owed unto Titania and the many curves upon her. Wow. She is a beautiful, beautiful woman. Would it be possible to hear a little bit of it? Boom, well of course, and I thought you would ask.

Didn't you have? And my thoughts have come true. Titania, Titania. Did you have? And my thoughts have come true. T'tanja, T'tanja... Never ever smooth. By a cross you I would dip within each groove. If I were to have a needle and thus to inject you there be no chastity built that could protect you. T't'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h'h Travel ripples words that I could grasp on my knuckles about the iten nipples I gave really illicit its applause early I'm not last I'm interested I appreciate I suppose this is some some form of jocularity where you are from

Well, we don't mean offense. It's usually the three of us will surround will be like Titania Titania Let me get up on you Like that's we usually just yeah, why you can have that one I always laugh at the word nipple Are you all right? It's a funny word. It's a funny word. I actually have a follow-up question Yes, I have a question about your ode. Hmm. So as you as you shared your poem with the court of the Bellaroth, was it a little awkward to really be so lustily talking about the queen in front of the king?

Had I unlisted myself, I would have been stripped from the court. By Bellaroth did say, get Randy, isn't it? He'd look on to me and say, if I do not have a tent coming from my room, at the end of this poem, you will be stripped of all titles. Therefore, get loose, a spurt, get loose. That's how Bell Rothi, he's a very hoop, they're six positive.

Oh, that's the courts of the North East. Oh, wow. That's interesting. That's where the albanes are into, we're learning a little bit.i, he's a very hoop, they're six positive. Oh, that's in the courts of the North East. Oh, wow. That's interesting, that's what Albanes into, or learning a little bit. Yeah, that's great. So you used to be spurt the younger. Now you're spurt the elder. Are you still asking this question? I'm sure it's hiding in the middle.

Are you still asking this question? In the middle, or were you just like spurt the medium? I did not have control over the titles put upon me If I wish to be a true Spurt to spread myself over the land with my words just dribbling my words in a drool of Spirting I would I would need to also defeat others therefore Many many contested I come to before I could attain the title of Spurt. Ah, poetry battles, that's good.

Oh yeah, so there are other poets who thought they'd attain the status and then but you're like, oh sorry, you're a premature spurt. Yeah, I, yes, yes, yes, they, before they even got to the Congress of physicalizing their poetry, they did spurt all over the place. I, I find the middle for the poets that I hear. I believe that they are the greatest poets, and most of their poetry is about themselves and how great they are. Yeah, self-celebration is quite a common theme.

It's almost, it's as if they are pleasuring themselves in trying to attain some sort of spurt. They will go at length. Some will simply say a couple words, and they're spurted it all right away. Yes, yes, yes, ma'am. And there is a very big, there's like the east, east food,

and a west food battle. Oh, yes. Oh, there's a poet rivalry. Oh, yes, it is very, very heated, flaming cauldron of rivalry. But I enjoy the flaming cauldron of rib-a-dry. Wonderful. Damn, I was very nervous.

I would be, I think we have to take a break in a second, but I would be so honored if you would sort of make up a poem or an ode to coming up as something near and dear to me, which is the Chant for a October, which is a blood drive for vampires who are not able to hunt for blood themselves. Oh, wonderful! God, I don't know if we could have that. It's a very good cause. Yeah, let's maybe let's take a break and I'd love to hear a poem about that. I'd just love to hear a lot more poems.

Let's just have like a poem packed second hat. I can do it. All right, fantastic. All right, we'll be right back. Hello there. I'm Bungry Chubbins. On his deathbed, my father decided that I was the Chubbins boy that would continue to run the family business. Chubbins Chibapach and so forth.

I'm not sure why he picked me. I'm not the oldest. By alright, my brother Flarvin should've inherited the shop, but no, it became my burden. And Flarvin got to put all this behind him, lead his life. So come on down to Chappin's Chamber Pot and so forth. Buy a chamber pot. Ah, that's all.

Hey, and we're back! Follow us! Follow us! Whoa, hey! And we're back! Yes, yes, that is exactly. And we are back. Great. So, Spurt, I want to hear,

it doesn't have to be the Chant for the Rectover 1 first. But that's the one I want to do, right? Let's do it, I want to. I would have not had to be that one first. I don't know if you, I just felt like maybe you could do it. In your realm, do you put your close friends second to things that are just on your mind at the moment? Like, your friend has something important to do.

Do you just say, well, do something else before I think. Right? Is that what I do? Yeah, unfortunately. I'm trying so hard to be friendly. You're doing great. I'm trying to help out with Jennifer in October. If. Good. I'm trying to help out with Chunfer in October. If there's anything I can do to help out with the festival, there's a ton you could do.

I sent you a list. How did you send me a list? I nailed it to your door. Oh, that's what that was. Yeah, I thought it was a threatening letter. Oh my gosh. He also did not read. No, I can't read.

But there was literally, I came back to my room and nailed to my door was just a piece of paper that said blood blood blood blood blood That's what we use blood. What's that in her? I thought it was a threat. I thought my life was in danger I didn't leave my room all week because I thought someone was out to get me as if you would leave your room anyway As if you would leave your room anyway I Get some alcohol All right, well while you said or is gone I do I do want to hear I want to hear I'd love to hear a poem Promoting supporting Chant for redacting here, and I appreciate. Oh, that was the one that was nice exchange between the two of you

Here you in the syschall incant, far-lar-correlafar. Before your socks turned a clover, come out for the chant for red October. It would be wondrous, fine and good if you yourself could give some blood, and if you think it's too dark turn your lamp higher to help out those needy little vampires, that they might eternally and at night live, open your veins and give and give and give yourself fingers and hands in laps and help those out that are handicapped and Know that even though you are not dead you can help with your liquid most red Falaqa Rellafar that's amazing. Wow Mead for you chants

Rainbow bowl for you for you, Chant. Err, a rainbow bowl for you. I know, I'm here to meet for me, and I also got you a meat. Ah! That's what you like. Oh, this is fine. If you were part of me, I'd need to empty you a bit of my container, thus to praise poets who have gotten before me

and who are no longer amongst us. Oh, let's all do that, let's all. Yes, yes. All right, just empty a little bit. And I can turn on to the ground. Who are some of the who yeah members There is that point most well renowned. Oh, there was two pack. Oh, he did carry two backpacks about him at all times And I really scrolls within them. Yes, I'm so alive

No, I don't know. I thought he was alive. Yes, I saw a vision of him I room is abound, but I in my heart of hearts. I know he was still alive. I saw a vision of him. I room is abound, but in my heart of hearts I know he is no longer amongst. I think you're thinking of one of the times I murdered a horse and made a vision of him up here. That's right. Yes, that technology is amazing. Isn't it amazing? It's true.

And there is the man of many methods. As he did rhyme, he did go from one style of policy under the next with very little segue betwixt, but would simply blow people's minds with his many methods. There was a sadder case, also no longer amongst us, the man of very dark and, ribbed proclivities. He was the young, clean guy without a father. He was young, he was clean, he didn't have a father. Oh, that is sad. It was sad. And boy, he, oh, he-

He would have been to be elderly and dirty or filthy and not have a father. And still also not have a father. Yeah, not have a father. Would that fool had a good word for such a title? Oh, that you are a foulard, fatherless child, and now this fine that I so filthy and disgusting. Clean that yourself up. That is.

Be youthful and happy. Yeah. I've heard that there was, you know, since I've been here a little while, I've heard picked up a little bit of foolish history. I've heard that like, there was a previous royalty. Oh, here we go. Before Alban, I believe wasn't there the fresh prince of Belarus?

Yes, yes. Oh, hi. Hey, sit right there. Uh-huh. Don't go to the trough. OK. And I shall tell you how he became the prince of Belarus. Oh.

In West Fingering area, born and raised, in courtly playgrounds is where he spent many of his days. Yes, he got into a terrible bra, and his parents were afraid. They said, how are moving with an uncle in Belarus? Uh-huh. And thus the poem does split from its normal rimes keep. Well I myself have a great admirer of the golden age of Polish rhythmic rhyming songs you would think of just those three gentlemen from the big apple where they did live, they were beastly boys,

they were very anomistic tendencies, they did finish each other's lines in a wondrous fashion, speaking in a high pitched yelling sort of rhyming. There was the clan of Wu Tongs where they would simply finish every couplet with Wu. Are they the De La Soul Walkers? Yes, the De La Soul Walkers? Yes, all of the De La Soul Walkers, they were great friends and collaborators with a tribe called Quest to defeat the Dark Lord. I love them.

Yes, yes, I would suspect as much. Yes, so, but I, please, please, I would love to hear more of your actual poetry. Oh, mine, oh, yes, I'm from Wanderers. Uh, uh, uh, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, do you have one of your own that you're a favorite or does any of us here have a topic that they want? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I would love to hear upon about the wonderful and magical flowers here in Foo. Ah, for la Cherellephile shall do so. I sit right down and stay straight like a missile, as I do write an epistle to the pistols. Many wondrous beauties, others can be claiming, but the flowers of fuln

are the ones with the stavans. Your mind, as it continues, could find that it likes to blow and through turning light to energy, these things do grow. And if you think these flowers, not beauties, but crass, then unto thee I say SFA suck flowers as. No. That's just a taste. That's a great taste. That's a wonderful.

Yes, man. Yes, flowers. I do love the fourth witness that flowers to speak. No filter on a flower's speaking. Oh, yes, flowers. I love I do love the the the the fourth witness that flowers to speak no filter on a flower's Speaking oh no, no First thing we don't tell our mind doesn't even think here's what I'll say just in I'll just sort of just give you permission If you want to put Arnie on the spot to do anything let's do that. Oh, Arnie I didn't have a creative writing MFA. Oh, you just, what is it?

I, uh, yeah, I wrote a lot of poems in college, so if anybody has a past... You had a creative writing, masters of fine arts. Oh, it means something very different. This is, oh, what does it mean here? Oh, what does MFA mean in food? Uh, um, uh, middling, finally attainable. That's actually pretty similar.dling, finally attainable.

That's actually pretty similar. Oh, we're accurate. Oh, so do words not mean the things that they mean? Well, in honor of different things mean different things. Yeah, things mean different things. We learned here, that's the only thing we've really learned about. But yeah, I'll do, I'm, I'm, uh, Yes, I'm very curious to see if we can do anything. Sure, no, yeah, I'd love to it's there a topic of a poem

Is there any earth thing you'd like to hear a poem about? Oh snickers snickers Okay Do you follow all of in food and food and um our stalling techniques do you have that on earth? Yeah, okay Okay, okay, we're doing that a bunch. Oh, absolutely. In a poetry battle, you would never stall. Yeah, you died all. I agree. This would be a good time for me to be thinking of something, which I have not yet.

Okay, Snickers, this is my poem. I wrote about Snickers. We've already finished. I have a tale and oh, it's a dandy. It is about chun's favorite candy. It is so far okay. It is good to eat. It is made of chocolate. I'll put you in the corner. Think of that second one at first. And we're gonna enjoy it. We're gonna rock it and hey, oh my god. What's that? Who's that at the door? It's it's chun and he wants some more. He's going to

He's he's he's a for animal. He's got lots of whiskers. He really wants to eat some Snickers Snickers Snickers I mean it's a first draft. Wow. Who really earns that MFA? I don't know what he did. I really did. So, Spurt, thank you so much for joining us.

I'm sharing your poetry with us. Am I thanks, go to you Arnold, you chunt, you may star over here. Gas Wayne is you bad MF. Wow. What is MF mean in fin? Oh, one of the fingers, Mothers. Oh, Mothers finger. Another finger, man.

Yeah, you're not very good at it. You're a bad mother finger. Yes, I don't really indulge enough to get better at it. You have to get it 10,000 hours to get good at something. That's true, that's true. Yeah, you might want to spend 10,000 hours thinking of something that runs with chocolate. More 10,000 hours, standing up and getting out of your chair.

More 10,000 hours learning about friendship. I mean, it just seems to be something you're working on. Yeah, it is. It is over four friends. It's just fun ribbing of each other. But yeah, let's quickly, before we close out the episode, let's respond to some of the emails that we've gotten. As always, if you want to email us,

you can email us at Magic Tavern, at puppies.supplies. I know it's not a, doesn't sound real, but it is a real email address. I continue to get a lot of emails of people just saying, is this a real email address? And I can't constantly read those on the air, but it is, it is a real email. It's as if they try to write and get a hot surprise when they get a response from puppies.supplies.

Oh, good one. So here, let's see, here's one of the emails we've gotten recently. I am wondering if Chant has sex with a god or deity if he would become one. Lastly, does everything in food have a soul? I'm a ginger and I don't have a soul from Devon. Uh, yeah, I mean, I haven't tried it, but I'm sure I would turn into whatever I have sex with, so yeah. Now there is an assumption in this message, in this misive, that a deity or a god, as

you say, would have a genitalia. Which may or may not be the case. The plot thickens. Yeah Smith, things have worked out with that blue tiger. Yeah, one day. All right, here's another one real fast. Subject line. The subject line is how many puppies can you get me by sundown Thursday?

And there is nothing in the body of the email. That is the full message. What's the answer? How many puppies can you get to them? I mean, I'm assuming none. I can't send any to earth. I don't even, I don't think I've actually seen any puppies since I've been here in Fune. Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. That's a youth thing. That's a youthful. That's a youthful. Hey, do you need to, are you looking to get a dog?

Only certain inhabitants of FUN can see a puppy. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, yes, if you have had a moment of true joy within your life, then all about you to see puppies around. So we're constantly surrounded by puppies? Oh, I'm bored with you. Constantly. I'm not constantly, but often, yes, there are puppies around. Or if you've seen someone die, then you can see puppies around. So we're constantly surrounded by puppies? Oh, I'm bored if you see them. Constantly, I ain't not constantly, but often, yes,

there are puppies around. Or if you've seen someone die, then you can see a puppy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the other. Yeah. Because sometimes we'll have carriages that puppies poll, and you can't, it just looks like the carriages pulling itself. Unless you've seen someone die,

and then you can see the puppies. Yeah, the dog, the dogless carriages of food. But let's take a moment to list all the things Arnie hasn't seen in food. Do you want to do that? No. OK, great. And let's get a moment to list all the things Arnie hasn't seen in food. Do you want to do that? No? Okay, great. Let's get some choney.

Wait, may I, may I say one other thing about this, Kurt? Emile? Whatever you are up to, sir. Whatever you need these puppies for, know that you said or the blue shall use his great magical insights and my ability to reach across the world via talk what and find you and make sure that those puppies are safe sir You said a lot of madam wow you said are the blue Twitter vigilante. Yes, right? We put it to call that a you should just drop the mic after that and walk away

Yes, so I take some emails here This is at a chunt a Gmail.com is my email. That's chunt with 60s. You can also reach me on Twitter at chunt with 60s. So this email is from Maria Michael. She says, hey, Chunti. If the magic tavern was on fire and you could only save Ysador or Arnie, who would you save? Also, I love you. Maria, Maria Michael from Chicago. That's where you're from.

I am, yeah. At this point in time, I would save both of them. There's no need to save me. I will not burn. And I got one of the email here. Can't. No, he's impervious to fire. Uh, we got another email here from Eric Lahai, the subject line is Smash Mouth in spirit. Hi Chant, you've gone back and forth on a couple catchphrases, but I want you to know that despite never officially recognizing it as a catchphrase, the one I've enjoyed the most has been, oh yeah, baby, it makes me giggle every time you say it. That's all really, just wanted to share that. I hope the weather and food is treating you and your friends well from Eric. That's very nice.

Yeah, people, if you want to email me, go ahead and let me know if you think whiskers rhymes with sneakers, and if not why you think that is. And a shout out to Billy Yum Yum 2x2. Oh yes, and you sir, you're on Twitter as well, right? I am on Twitter, at Yusador the Blue. Beware, puppy poachers, I shall find you and I shall undo your evil plans, and if you dare to harm those innocent sweet, beautiful other puppies with their big eyes, those big saucer-plate eyes, know that I shall devour a full-sized ferret, and with that ferret soul I shall cast a spell across all dimensions and the soul of that ferrets

shall infest your brain and devour it from the inside out. That's a spell I'm learning. Wow As we as we close out the episode I was wondering if you would mind spurt one last poem. Oh to kind of pote-coat us out I would love to do such a thing Oh, to kind of p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p If you live in a tavern or within a home, if you are a life's door or instead are life's gnome, simply know this, that whenever you feel hurt, you can always have the rhymes at hand of your friend's spurt, and if you get colder, or if you are a welder, if you are younger, or if you are elder, know that within the lies your own life's coach, and you can look in the mirror and be as beautious as a roach.

Suck it. Suck it, Rhymes would chocolate. It runs with pocket Runs with rocket you want to slam Hey girlfriend What a fun brunch. It's always so great to check in. Hey, here's something It's so so great to check in. Hey, here's something. Can you believe how not real that was? Oh, me neither. Yes, more mimosa please.

It's my kryptonite. Usador the blue blah blah blah, Matt Young. John to the talking badger, blah blah, Adel Rathai. Spurt the Elder was played by special guest Andy Carey. Andy performs regularly with the improvised Shakespeare company. Check out Andy's website, Andy Carey.jigsy.com. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arnie Neacamp, Evan Jacover and Ryan DeGeorgie. This episode edited by Evan Jacover, music by Andy Poland. Hello from the Magic Tavern logo by Allard LeBan.

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