Hello From The Magic Tavern - 47 - Otok’s Quest

Episode Date: January 29, 2016

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerBlemish: Martin WilsonKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitHonk: Ross KimballMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The following podcast is not real, but it is really sponsored by Basecamp. When you use Basecamp to run projects, people know what to do, people know where things are, and you stay on top of everything all the time. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune, I'm your host Arnie Neacamp. If you have never listened to this podcast before This is what's going on almost a year ago I fell through a dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical land of fune Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal

I think from the Burger King through the dimensional rift and I'm using that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern the Vermililion Minotaur, in the town of Hogg's face, in the land of Phoon. And I'm joined, as always, by my co-hosts. Oh, yeah. Hey, John, how you doing? Pretty good. How you doing?

I'm doing all right. You feeling a little bit better? I know you were really sad last week about Rebecca with a K, who had been there. Yeah, it was a good friend, and I thought she was killed by a wolf, but it turns out it was just a honk the assassin.. Yeah, it was a good friend and I thought she was killed by a wolf but it turns out it was just a honk the assassin. Does that make it any better? I just having some closure. Sure. I think it's always cool.

Oh yeah, absolutely. And I am Mr. Door, Wizard of the 12th Realm of a Fesiest Master of Light and Shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Trockus, the elves Nomius Fying, Yaluk, the dwarves Nomius Zodan and Huk Stangies, and I am known in the northeast as Gassimoinius Mastar, and there may be other secret names you do not know yet. I'm thinking about getting Can, a ball of pure light that will enlighten his soul and bring pure joy into his life every single day

or a gravy boat. Oh, as a related wedding gift for Candle Wizard. That's right. That's right. Who we got married to? I don't know, we'll have to find out. I still have not met Candle Wizard. I'm excited to meet him.

That's not that great. Yeah, you're not missing anything. I've heard he's awesome. No, he's all right. I've heard he's very old, but he seems hip and young, like 20 year old. That's not right. That's not missing. I've heard he's awesome. No, he's all right. Yeah, I've heard he's very old But you would but he seems hip and young like 20 year old. That's not true. Okay. Well anyway I am very excited to talk to our guest. We've had him here before but he's got like a big quest coming up I'm so excited. Oh, yes. I do have a big quest I must defeat the dark Lord. It is imperative that we join forces together that we all rise up and take our place in the

Usador you stole us it up. He's talking about we will talk about you Oh talk Barley foot the owner and provider of the Rameleon Minotaur Good to be back. Yeah, it's been a while. It has been a while. I mean you're always around But we haven't had you on the podcast. Right, no, yeah. It's big day though. Big day. Big day. So Otock, your daughter,

Activia has been missing for gosh, as long as I've been here over a year, over a year, a couple of years actually, almost two years now. It's been devastating, it's been really difficult, you know. She ran off with the falsetto marauders,

I'm trying to remember, it's been a while since we talked about it. The falsetto marauders? I'm trying to remember. It's been a while since we talked about it. The falsetto marauders, the band of really terrible mercenaries, they killed all the sheep. Is that right? That's right, every single one. They smack babies. Yep.

It's the despicable. They're made a laundry list of all the little deeds, but those are tough too. So you've, what made you decide like it's finally time for you to go out and find her? Well, I've been nervous about leaving the tavern. Sure. And as you know, Blemish, who works for me, is sort of my second in command.

Blemish? Who's that? The boy? Oh, the boy. The ash in face. Yes, terrifying. Yeah. I've been a little nervous about leaving the tavern in his care. Yeah, that seems like a horrible idea. Is Blimey's

Yeah, he should be he's always lurking. He should be I actually he might be Cooking up another batch of candy beets for everybody That's sort of I don't know if you've noticed but once you said or and I agree on something candy beets We've got a special on candy beads this month, actually. Oh, really? And trying to really push the beads. Sure. Yeah.

So if something isn't selling well, it's like put it on special. Well, yeah. Yeah. And we've had a Spice Potatoes who's not been happening as much recently. We've got a very little bit of spice. People are not into Spice Potatoes anymore?

No. No, I know what. We love Spice Potatoes. Come on, Arnold. I'm all right now. There's been an what. We love spice potatoes. Come on, Arnold. Right now. There's been an embargo. There's been an embargo. That's right.

I heard something. There's a spice embargo. Yes, there's a spice embargo. And megas. Megas has sort of cut off all export of spices. So there's no more spice potatoes. There's a very limited, I have a very limited vacuum packed supply of spices. What-huh. What is back up?

It's when you encase a spice inside of a seed pod and zip it shut with Elven forces. Oh, that sounds good. That's basically it. That's right. In your half, your half L. Save space. So, so you're gonna leave the tavern and blumish so blumish has has everyone hard to heart and everyone checked under their chair to make sure he's not under their chair it'll all look you know he shouldn't be under there there's a cat undermined okay that means he's somewhere around here that doesn't mean anything oh no we have cats we've got cats but they come on as well mouth. They did, they did. It hasn't happened in weeks, but Blumish and I had a heart

heart and I feel like he's ready. Yeah. I've been slowly handing over the reins to him. He promises me that he's going to take good care of the million-minute tour. Why do you believe in Blumish so much? He just seems creepy and awful. Kind of, I'm going to say it.

Kind of irredeemable. And I don't say that about many of our guests. I don't say about many of our guests. Last week. I say it about some of our hosts. Last week we, last week we befriended a killer, an assassin who's just been opening on lock doors and killing people at random.

He seemed like a nice, he seemed like a nice stop. He stabbed me several times, but I got over it. But blemish. Well, you know, for every evil, there is good within a creature. I mean, that's as the old legend goes. Oh, you just said that. You just tap into the good. What is that legend?

I know, a toxic legend is legit. No, what is that legend exactly? Well, the first evil being that existed in a food, yeah, legend has it, who's terrorizing the land. The first evil being that existed in Fune, legend has it, who's terrorizing the land. Sure. This is just as creatures were starting to be created. But eventually it turns out it wasn't so bad.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. I have to say, Otak's brother Olmack gives way better legends. Well, Olmack is a bard by trade. Oh, I see. Fine, so you're going to go off and find Activia your dog. Yes, and I'm gonna bring her back. Sure. I think the false set of marauders have brainwashed her quite frankly. Sure Yeah, at the very least you go and you talk to her and you find out and

You know if you can bring her back you bring her but you gotta try. You love Arrani. I can't wait till you meet her I'm excited to meet activity everyone around here is always going activity yeah it's true but they try not to do it around me because it stings oh talk who who's going you said you had some people that like who's what's your fellowship where the people are going on this quest with all right absolutely well I am honored but unable to join you as I have my own quest to defeat the Dark Lord I we must all band together for his dark reach is growing air more long and as it's crumb Yeah, that's crumb. Oh, crumb. Hey guys look who it is. It's me crumb crumb the fingering. That's me

Crumb and I we mended some fences. After he destroyed my tavern. Yeah, he destroyed the tavern. Murdered a lot of pea countless customers. Feel terrible about that. That's a bit hyperbolic. It was only 32, not countless. You can count them.

We did count them. Sorry, he can't count that. Oh, oh. Well, Chrome came to me hat and hand and offered his allegiance to my father. Oh, you got a hat? Yes, do you like it? It's wonderful It's a little small, but yeah It was the only size they had that's why I was in the hands I had so much. I just I'm trying to make it work You're rockin' him, man. Yes. Oh wait, it's being of in hand. Cromb, you what are you? You're carrying oh yes look who it is everyone

What's up? Oh flower Wonderful I was I didn't notice you had flower in your left hand because you're holding your club up Yeah, your head with your right hand. Yes. That's right. It's just just put it down It's more comfortable to have it just in case nobody seemed to notice that I was also wearing a hat Yours is even tinier. Yeah, yes, it's a head appropriate So flower the talking so it's flower the talking flower party your questions. Yes, absolutely flowers also coming with us You don't have to say the talking blank behind every name of every creature Everyone obviously can talk shunt the talking badger. I'm actually a shapeshifter and obviously a timer.

Sure. It's getting exhausting. The only person who can't talk is Mundle. Yeah, Mundle, the Grundle, who's here every episode. Never say Mundle, the Untalking Grundle. I will start doing that. Please do not. Thank you, Mundle.

Mundle will not be coming with us. Okay. Good. We need him here. We need him here to place in and out on the show So flower what made you decide to join Otox quest? I have like a open calendar Just not doing much. I'm not doing anything and you know since I learned to walk It just takes me a long time. So I was like you guys going somewhere sound fucking great Yeah, I want to go anywhere other than where I am right now

You're like get me out of hogs face. Yeah, well, I don't care where we go Also, I am a licensed interventionist. Oh, what is it a licensed interventionist? So I'm gonna help out with daughter because I can be like hey everybody read your letter. Oh I don't practice much but like because I also usually don't give a fuck, but like part of me is like, yeah, this might turn a new leaf, maybe we'll do something good. Sure turn a new leaf.

Good for you. All right, Arnie, we haven't gotten your letter yet, by the way, if everybody has a good chance. Yeah, yeah, oh, so would I write a letter to Activia about all the ways that she's hurt? I know, but maybe you just shouldn't. Okay, actually. Consider it, he's never met her. Yeah, maybe you just shouldn't. Okay, actually. Consider that he's never met her.

Yeah, more true. Oh, was a letter supposed to be about Octavia? Mine was about Ernie. No, it was just all the ways that Ernie's heard me. That's different from the interview. Oh, I'm so sorry. So, Crom, did you write a letter to Octavia? I wrote a letter to O-Talk apologizing

about how I ruined his tavern. Would you mind reading your letter? Is it in poem format? Uh, it's in a free verse yet. Let's hear it, I'm so excited. O-Talk, my friend. The tavern is your home. I took a shit on your home.

In your home? The metaphor. I rubbed the shit around your home. I took a shit on your home. In your home? The metaphor. I rubbed the shit around your home. It's not all metaphor. And then I- 80% metaphor. 20% little. Shut up and let me-

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I killed your friends and drowned them in shit. And then I left without so much as a wipe. I am here unbendede with scrub brush in hand to clean the shit from the walls of your home. Now pass a metaphor. And make my amends. Wow, that was crazy crumb. What a crumb.

I'm not gonna give that to anyone. I'm seeing a feelings healer. Oh! About my you. Yeah. I'm seeing a feelings healer. Oh! About my rage. Sure. Issues and this is part of the healing process. So you go into berserker rages?

I have to say I'm 30 days berserker rage free. Oh that's fantastic! Wow! That's the game! Thank you. That's great. That's actually how we met. We see the same rage counts. Oh yeah yeah, I can see that are you guys

Friends okay, oh, okay. Yeah, well yeah, Chrome doesn't seem to be into flowers as I remember it I'm not in the I'm not looking to date right now. Yeah, if you're in like heavy counseling I think it's good to not you prefer bears as well, right? I In the past yes, I had a bear as well, right? I, uh, in the past, yes, I had a bear. Interest. Oh, I've had a bear in the past, too. You have?

Yeah, I was a bear once. You've all got a bear in there. Um, um, Cromy published a mention this before, but if things get hairy, we might actually need to tap into your rage, and I might have to... I should flour just. I know how it works. I want you to. I don't know if that's a good idea

Crom what did you think you had to offer this quest Friendship and I I'm really good at telling animals by their prints in the ground Oh animals are I mean, I'm sure that is somewhat useful right right? Yeah, that yeah, you're like, oh, there are definitely beavers around or you know, wolves. I don't know beaver or wolf Yeah, what I'm excited to learn a lot about Animal prints sure sure crime. Would you name all the animal tracks that you can't identify sure big bear? small bear Bear on two feet Bear on all fours I see what's happening here

I Had my suspicions. What about a bear on three feet with one raise tripod? I can I can see if a bear rolls I can tell a bear roll now otok I assume you're also going to have to tap into flowers rage at some point So she can really tell someone off when they make you angry. That goes without saying. Yes. So, are you able to... how long have you been rage-free?

Oh, I'm not rage-free at all. Okay, good. I'm a good rage-counselor, but like, definitely not as successful as you are. Yeah, no progress, I'm guessing. No, zero. Do you want to make progress, or is it just a place to go? I'm like, I'm open to change But also I'm gonna be honest. This is nice to be somewhere. Oh sure totally. Yeah, that's pretty much it

But like I'm open to it. We'll see. I'm whatever but like mostly I still hate oh Absolutely, I can see it in your eyes. Mm-hmm. I'm trying to that's why I try to wear the hat kind of balances Like a nice accessory to be like Oh, she seems nice. Oh, yeah, it is nice. I also have a hat what I also wear this. Oh, yeah So it appears everyone's wearing a traveling hat. Yeah, not me seems like you might need a You know to round out your fellowship a bit with a prop so-and-who Who's magic or something? I don't know But not me. I'm not available to

busy fighting the dark Lord day and night. But, um, would be nice to be asked. You're very busy, you store. Not I am busy, but I, you know, I'm a fully rounded person with other interests other than the dark Lord though he is evil in every way. Copy honest with you like your desperation is palpable and that kind of turns people off wow Wow, she see to the core. Yeah, she am just Slices right in we actually all wrote a letter Letter you should use the door yeah, I use to do you mind leading this flower? No, no don't use it or letter. I'll intervention use it or I use it. Do you mind leading this flower? No, no. The doors are locked.

Oh, bye, get your lever. We need to take a break. We'll be... No, no, there's no. We'll be ready. No deflecting use it or... This is for you. Okay.

This is happening. I'll go first, Yusador. Ever since you fell into our world behind that burger king, you have been a nuisance to me and you have been... John, huh? That's what you're doing today, too. So it is, I'm sorry, tell me else to go. I'll go.

Yusador. The Vower of chaos. Nice try. Grandmaster of the halls of Terecchus. Oh, brother. The elves know you as Fia and Yelik. The dwarves know you as Zonen Hooke-Stangies. You are known in the Northeast as Gaspoynus-Maystar.

You are known in the South as... Not a thing, but okay. Bob, I think you're great. I worry a little bit about your constant strokes. I worry about your health. I think you should cool it on kind of all fronts. Should maybe take a year or two to walk to the top of the hill where you live lay down and take just like a long convalescence. I have thought about putting myself. Hey wait, before you respond before you respond you have to kiss. What is this? This is how it works. After you read your letter you have to kiss in the mouth. So it's quite like otalkas between us at the table.

I'm fine, I'm fine. He can assist. All right here, meet me in the middle. Hold my hands. Here they go. And they're, they just actually kissed. Yeah, wasn't too bad. I'll be honest, you didn't have to kiss.

Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. How are you starting to see? Am I the only one that's going only one that's gonna do that? God that was it It was good for me, I like it That was great

I have heard that you are known in the south as Bob Evans, is that true? Yes, I am known as Roppa Evans in the south, which is true Alright, keep intervening Alright, who's next? Who's got a, who has a letter for you? I have a letter Thea and Yelik I have known you since I was an infant. My parents warned me of your ineptitude.

Aw. But they still care deeply for you. You have long had a home here at the Vermilion Minotaur. A second home, but you often treat it as your first. You have been a little help to me as I've sought for my daughter. And while I appreciate the occasional spells you do cast to keep the Viblinian Minotaur tidy and upbeat, I don't want you to ruin my daughter.

Oh, go ahead and kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. I like your chanting as well. No, I have kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss I like a your chanting. I have to kiss you Arnie. No, that's not how works Are you? My breath is not the best today. All right, let's do that today All right, that was not bad a lot less beardy than Usador should you have some candy beats? Crumb do you have a-

We could probably, I don't need, we don't need- Mind short. Dear gasmaianus. Do you see dear gasmaianus? Yes, and then someone's got a new name. In the Northeast, he's known as gasmaianus. Gasmaianus. How is it pronounced? Arnie, how did you miss that? I don't know! known as gas maintenance gas my a nis haha haha haha

how is it pronounced already how did you miss that i don't know gas maintenance for forty five i can't believe it's been all that time on feline zeleg no one can i know anyway i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't wrap you chrome gas muay anus your gas muay anus, you are seem good lots of talk about the dark lord maybe cool it on the dark lord and the winds echoed throughout the lands

oh Oh, that's a great kiss. Yes, kiss, kiss. All right, hold on. And he's right there. And you are seeing good. I am seeing good. You just had to take this all in. That's good. That's great. Believe me, this is being so much to me.

Having been 30 days rage free, and now here I am kissing. Wow. See, great things can happen if you sort of let the rage go and Arnie looks a bit like a bear Well, so as is tradition Flower Kram and I have all packed our traveling skins okay, and Everyone should offer their gift of good travels good Everyone has their gift ready to place in our skins real quest Travel everyone has their gifts ready to place in our skin road quest

Quest I don't chant what I don't I don't know about Yeah, it's just it's typical for you to when somebody goes off on a quest with a party It's typical to give them something to help them on the quest. Okay. Well, what did you get them? I got them. I really dislike candy beets, so no offense. So I packed you guys some killer tofu. So I put those in some satchels, so that's gonna be for you guys to snack on,

throughout your trip. Oh, yummy. Thank you. Thank you, Chandler. And Arnie, like we can tell, if you try to re-gift something that someone gave you, the previous trip. Just know I can tell, because you got regift something that someone gave you the previous trail. Just know I can tell, because you got that look

in your eye right now. All right, I will, I got you guys all Best Buy card. And you can use this to track your purchases at Best Buy. And if you buy a lot of stuff at Best Buy, you get points towards free purchases. What does expired 2010 mean? That means it's good up to 2010 rubies. Wow. If you don't know what a Best Buy is, it's like a Merkins. Oh right. That's one of us. Oh, alright, so here you go, Ota. Let's see here.

Oh boy. Crom, I got you this belt. No, please keep that, please keep that, please. Your hands are falling. You just took it off. Yeah, I know. It's convenient for me to have it here. So Crom, here is my belt

It probably doesn't fit you, but maybe you can use it as an arm band or something like that I might keep your hat on your head. Oh Yeah, coming handy strap. It's a head strap. That's true. And uh flower It is gonna be good. I got you Gorgeous the talking potato. What the hell talking Talking to you, get that potato. It's not to be eaten. It's not to be eaten. It's a talking stream.

That was a game for me to stream. I didn't have anything else to give them. It's worth it. It'll be another member of your fellowship. It'll be, you know, I'm sure at some point on your trip, Gorgeous will be helpful. No, this is great. I'm going to use it to jerk off in there.

Come on. Oh, Gorgeous will be helpful. Now is the time that even though you have Spoken ill of you Sador that he grants his gifts unto you Do you flower I give this magical Lariat? You'll be able to manipulate it with your roots and your leaves to capture your enemies by swinging it around them and pulling them in. If I hate what's happening, can I use it to kill myself? Absolutely. Cool. Crom, for you, in place of your club, I give you this newborn sword.

New-oh, newborn? That's right, because the sword's hatch. Wow. It's still warm. It's still warm. Treat it kindly and let it strike down your enemies. Thank you, guys. Wait, wait a minute. You just tell you, Sodor. I wasn't expecting Gorgeous to join the party here the last second Let me see what I've got Oh here I have a potion that grows legs There we go that would have been nice for me like a long time ago Oh, I just made this okay cool. Sorry. No worries. And of course-Talk, my oldest and dearest friend. Yes. Yeah.

For you, I have these magical rocks. Oh, come on. Oh. Don't, but one of them stays here with myself and Arnold. Oh! And this one you take with you, they are resonance stones. Resonance stones. I, if, when you g gather about to speak of your journey,

speak into this resonance stone, and we will be able to hear it through this stone here. Wow. And that way, we can share tales of your adventure throughout the world of food and earth. I used to hear about those as a kid, but I used to call them rocky talking. Ha ha.

They are known collo Colo... Colo... He's having a stroke! Oh, no! Where's... Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line?

Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line?

Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? Where's the line? What a refreshing stroke. Oh wow, I didn't know Hawk was still actually still around. Thank you, Hawk. How's your guess? All right, bye Hawk. Well, thank you, Yusodore. I'd sort of hope for some personally selected music

for our trip, but Yusodone should come in handy. Oh, I also filled this store with all my favorite travel songs. So you just put that up to your here and hear all your favorite songs. Oh, what's on here? Seven Dragons and a baby? There's a lot of Christmas stuff on there

So where is when you have a mix and it's you're listening to it and there's a bunch of Christmas music and you're like, I don't want this the rest of the year Well, Otock, you know, I'm I wish you well I'm very excited that you're finally going off on your quest as someone who you know has been separated from his family for A similar amount of time like I I really I hope you find your daughter. Thank you, Arnie I that means a lot to me And I actually I'm I'm hoping you'll kind of keep an eye on things here and yeah, absolutely and Candy beats for the day Shlannish thanks guys candy beats for today. We celebrate blemish. blemish. Thanks, guys. Can we move up? For today we celebrate blemishes, great step up in the world. Thank you, boy.

That's my guy. Yeah, blemish. Hey, blemish, I heard you're going to be in charge of the familiar minutes, or? Today, the Vamilian Minital. Tomorrow, who can say? Oh, he's opening his mouth. He's opening his mouth.

Oh, that's a hero. That's a hero. So, blemish, I just want to say Arnie, I kind of want you and Arnie to really work hand in hand here while I'm gone. My trust Arnie to kind of hold down this end of the game. Wow. Really?

You have a job. I guess I do. And if all goes well, Arnie, I think I might, you know, I could toss a few coins your way when I come back. That would be fantastic. I this took a lot of work, I could toss a few coins your way when I come back. That would be fantastic. I this took a lot of work, but here's your very own Vermilion Mentor Roblet. Wow! You did warm.

Wow. And I even have in some clothing. Wow. What a tight fit that is. Yeah, it's a little tight. That's how we wear it here. Okay, fantastic. It doesn't leave much to the imagine.

Yeah, okay. Alright. Wow, I'm very excited to have a new job. I mean, I have to admit I'm very busy trying to get the lunar sword out of a nearby dungeon. I've been working on that How's that going it's going all right. It's going all right. I push up so you're doing today I am not doing any push ups, but I'm up to 11 crunches. You're gonna add one per day. I know I missed a Like a month. I know I missed a call like a month I know was it a month? I mean it's not going as fast as I would like but

progress is being made. All right and now so now I've got two jobs get that lunar sword keep blemish from destroying the vermilion minotaur. That's not even a job. Sean have you gotten any emails lately Sleely. I have. You can email me as always at chunt at gmail.com that's chump with 60s or reach me on Twitter at chunt with 60s. This is from Megan offer. Megan writes hello chunt as well as everybody else at the Vermillion Minotaur.

So that's everyone. Yeah. Say hi to Megan. Hello Megan. Hello Megan. I wrote an email which was read on the no-arney episode. Hi. One of my favorites. When you were reading the question I mentioned that I had an elder sister Abby

You did not seem to know how that was possible because apparently and food boys are born born first And this world children can be born in any order regardless of gender What also use a door and you do not seem to have a grasp on what a candy bar is so let me explain I am from Hershey, Pennsylvania, and very close to the Hershey chocolate company. They are in charge of making chocolate candy, most often in a rectangle shape. They make specific bars with specific names, and another company called Mars, they make snickers. And I know that since Son of Setting, I have to get going, so. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. And I know that since I'm 12, it's probably not great for me to listen to this but what's done?

You can say that again Megan and you said or it's a good philosophy for a 12 year old app What's done is done and you store I dare you to make a tiny horse with 25 buckles sincerely make All right Cost Um Bolton cost on Telly Folly to through 25. Oh boy. That is that is too many bottles. Yeah, that is too many bottles. Oh, it can be really even see its back legs. Please kill it Please kill it. Oh, I love it. Oh gosh, her she's worse

Hey, I gotta here. I gotta get the whole quick emails. No, if you wouldn't ever want to email me, you can email me at Magic Tavern at puppies.supplies. And you can email them. And you can contact me by sleeping through the night, waking in the morning, writing a letter down, sending it through the emails that Chantanani already read. Oh, that's the pretty straightforward one, actually.

Yeah. Aren't you on Twitter too? At Yusador the Blue. I got an email from someone named Jeff, and this is for you, Otock, and actually I get a lot of emails asking this question. Otock is half elf. That leads one to wonder how many but holes does he have.

I maintain that it is two, the average of one and three. So elves have three but holes. Well established. Humans have one but hole. Though others say it is 1.5, could Otaq confirm his number of but holes regards Jeff? I know this is kind of a personal question. Well, it's pretty simple.

I've got two but holes and one just sort of just puckering slightly. Just like a accessory butthole. Like a vestigial butthole. Yeah, it's dry and grapy. How many times do you guys think we said about hole in the last five minutes? Sounds like a mehub. Yeah, less than the average. I've done is done, done. Hmm. Well, Otock, Crom, Flower, Gorgeous. I'm blemish. Well, blemish isn't going. I'm just saying the people are going,

maybe you should take blemish on your quest with you. I stay, I stay to rise through the ranks. That vermilion minotaur is mine. Mine, home! Yeah, we're still here. Oh, another cat. Well, good luck to you guys on your quest. Otak, where are you heading first?

Like what direction are you heading in? North, west? Okay. All right, if you must know. Pathastic. We promised we could stop it. The first rest stop we see, though, because we got his snacks. Right, I wanna keep everybody happy sure. Oh totally. Yeah, it's like we're not in a hurry

Right, let's not get stressed out. Let's just enjoy the truth. Let's enjoy the quest. It's yeah exactly exactly Real quest real quest real quest Road quest! Road quest! Gorgeous is riding Hershey. Oh. Aww, look at that potato right there, Horace. Plama, should you lead everyone in the Traveler's Prayer? Before we go?

It would be my honor. May the road be dusty. May your Traveler's be musty. And may all your swords and daggers be trusty. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha In case you're worried that Otox quest me lead to a more carefully structured storyline, fear not. Our friends are clumsily winging it just as they've always done, and last but not least, none of it is real. Matt Young and...

Tane Doss as usador the blue. Chant the Talking Badger was... A-c-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d by Brooke Bright. Honk the assassin was played by Ross Kimball. And Blemish was played by Martin Wilson. Oh my, entertaining the idea of Martin Wilson as a serious performer has exhausted me, let's get through the rest of this. Magic Tavern is produced by Ryan to Georgie, Evan Jacoba and Ardini Cam. This episode edited by Evan Jacoba. Blah blah blah, a bunch of other stuff follow the show on Facebook, rated on iTunes, or

wherever you found it, I think that about covers it. Oh Craig! One last thing, any word from Trisha 8045. No sir, no sign of Trisha anywhere. That is not good. Clones can weaken the barrier between dimensions. We can't have another one on the loose. Another one?

That's all I'll say for now. Just marinate on those clever details for a bit.