Hello From The Magic Tavern - 73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

Episode Date: August 1, 2016

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungMelchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex EilhauerSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyLouis A. Shark: John Patrick CoanLois, a shark: Jen JacksonD’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka "DQ"): Tim RyderCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzEpisode Art: Beth TyrrellYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You demanded a chance night episode where we hear what happens at the variety show that shunt the king of the Badgers host set the Vermilion Minotaur each week, so here it is. And if you don't like it, you know, you only have yourself to blame. But some of that blame can be shared by our sponsor, Cards Against Humanity. Want to reach out and touch this totally fictional world via package delivery? Send a care package to, Cards Against Humanity, 1917 North Elstin, Chicago, Illinois, 60642, care of Arnie Neacamp, or Vermilion Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon. Somebody of Cards will take it, shove it through the portal behind the Burger King, and get it into the show. I mean, maybe not into the show, it depends on if the package is any good.

Anyway, enjoy the show! Oh yeah, baby, how are we doing? When I say oh yeah, you say, baby, oh yeah, you say, babies. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. When I say, babies, you say, oh yeah. Babies. Babies. Oh yeah, baby.

Welcome to Chunch Nights. Uh... Woo! Uh, real quick scan of the room is Arnie here. No, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. He's your best friend. You should say it more often. You should say it more often. He's your best friend. All right, and we're back. So welcome to Chant's Night. We're going to kick things off here in just a moment.

I do want to let you know I do have access to Arnie's phone. So if anybody sends an email to chantatgmail.com, that's Chant with 60s. I may read your email throughout the show unless Arnie's phone dies and we'll have a good time. Just to start things off as we normally do, I do want to make some chunks off some off celebrations. What's going on with wind? How does that get going, right? Like I understand like sand gets blown by the wind, water

gets blown around by the wind, water gets blown around by the wind, that's how we get waves. How does wind get going? Chants up with that. Just things I think of. Our first act for tonight's Chant's Knights, you know him well. This is Melcior,er of the Doomhorn! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hi. Thank you.

Thank you. It's great to be here. I am Melchior Keeper of the Doomhorn that blows at world's end. It is, of course, my job to call the forces of good, evil and ambivalence to the great final battle for food. I'm going to tell you a story for my job is an honoris one. It's a serious one and people don't always take it seriously. People don't think it is because they say, well you just wait around for years

in years to blow a single horn. But what if I get it wrong? I'm going to tell you this story of what happened to my predecessor, in the prank that destroyed a world. My predecessor who had my blowjob before I did, was a talking chipmunk, perfectly suited to blow a horn. His cheeks were gigantic. His limbs were so powerful, they called him Louis Strong Arm. Oh, what a horn blower

he was, but he was tricked by the wizard Spin-Tex. Yes, you know him well as a disgusting but gusting but kind of cool wizards. He placed a resonant stone in front of the horn of catastrophe. Yes, an intake of breath is appropriate at this time. Of course, Louis had to blow that horn for a catastrophe that was to befall the cloud kingdom. But unbeknownst to him, the other end of the rocky talky was placed in the water kingdom of Glen Faltonore. Yes, your intakes of breath are well timed. Well, Louis Strongham blew that whore, not only did the cloud kingdom fall and the great war

of the clouds begin, but so too did the great war of the sea begin. Nobody knew where to go. Were the birds supposed to fight the fishes or the other birds? The answer the other birds. But it was unknown. And so did the sky fall, and the ocean do the opposite rise, I suppose. The sky did fall, and the oceans did rise, and the earth's land stayed where it was. And the goddesses did have to come down and stripped, And the goddesses did have to come down and stripped Louis' strong arm of his job, and did post a notice that they were looking for a new horn blower, which is how I got my job.

That is the story I wish to tell you. And I wish to tell you two other stories, but not a fune but of yourselves. Yet good gasp, audible. I give you this kazoo of portant, good gasp, for it is my fate that when one blows this horn, I know how thou wilt die. So blow your horn if thou dare. Oh, oh, such a wimp, will die, so blow your horn if thou dare. Oh!

Oh! Such a weak blow augers poorly for thy life! I see it now. Good health thou are doomed. Thou are doomed to become a tiny sparrow transformed by an evil wizard, and then to be killed by another less evil wizard in a game of mittens. I am sorry for you, I have one other great horn. Great intakes, I love these intakes of breath. Well timed. These intakes of breath, well timed.

Blow. Nice blow. That is how you do a blow. Honestly, honestly, I do see thy future, and it is a noble one. You are fated to die in battle with the dark Lord. Very sweet, very, very sweet. And you shall not defeat him. It's too big a task for you.

It is your task to take a minion of the dark Lord with you, and everyone owes you a great deal of thanks for that. And with that, I shall take my leave. Don't worry, this is not the dream horn, this is merely the recorder of special emphasis, which I now blow to bring back your host. Wow! I haven't played bring back your host. Wow. I haven't played it in a while. I thank you.

Thank you, Melcure. Thank you, Melcure. Quick scan the room. Arnie is still out here. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. No, it's fine. It's totally fine. Great. So Melcure is still out here. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. No, it's fine.

It's totally fine. Great. So, Melcure is amazing. Thank him again. And, uh, yeah. I know you're all probably wondering, what's next? Uh, how about, would you guys be interested in hearing some of, uh, Yusidore's secret names?

I'm gonna tell them to you guys, but you have to make sure not to say them at least around him. Cool. One of them is Thomas Foulery. Sometimes he goes by Tom. What else? Slop house quarterly. Sometimes he goes by Tom. What else? Slop house quarterly. He goes by Slop house quarterly every once in a while.

Tragedy Daniels. Every once in a while tragedy Daniels. I'm sorry, this is not a talk back, sir. I gave you the appropriate email to reach Matt. Speaking of, let's read one of the emails here. This one is from Thomas Plutoser. Tom says, why is this tavern outside today? Yep, yep. Well, it's because we're on the back patio of the Vermilion Minotaur because a friend of ours brought fire.

They were a firebringer and they allowed for a fire put outside, so we thought we'd go outside. And of course, if you look up in the sky, you can see the beautiful clouds. I know they look like crumpled clostomy bags, but those are clouds, trust me, those are clouds. Let's go ahead and bring up our next act, a good friend of mine, welcome, Spurt the Elder. Cheers.

Good evening, all. Here we are. There we are. Thank you, chant. I apologize for my Ebony regalia I am. Oh, here we are. There we are. Thank you. Chant. I apologize for my ebony regalia I am, as many of you are still in mourning for our good king. Belrauss.

Yet in these times of mourning and great emotion, which is difficult to endure poets. Such as myself can give the solace and in such a time as this. I am reminded of a wondrous simple fun time poem with my time with John, when he reminded me of the fresh prince of Belair Roth. In an hour time recording I was unable to recite the full poem, but here it is in full. Various magical delights are providing me with percussive accompaniment, So if you will please bear with me, but a moment. This is good. Yes. Now this is an epic awesome verse about how I estate the goblins curse. So sit right down to this cave from the north. We'll tell you how he became the prince of Beloroth. In North Vingery, a born and raised in the Tundra, as well as met most of my days,

freezing and shivering, trying to stay warm, playing some mittens outside in the storm, when the band of goblins looking to pillage, started making trouble in my village. I survived the fight, but my mom was disple she said she moving with her aunt and uncle in the northeast I Traveled in I tracked through the blizzard in stone till I made my way to the overlanders wrote if anything I could say this road was lost, but I thought now forget it I worked to bail the wrath

I went the completely wrong way at a moderate pace and found myself in the town of Hogg's face. I turned around and headed east and then north till I found El Bain and Tintan, get bell the Roth. The king was super old, but the queen was a fox and the sun-tongued plane was out tickling cocks. They told me, now that you are in our care you can sit on your throne as the prince of Beleroth.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. that this is a fairly anti-spin-tex audience. Our great use of door owes very little to us, but we owe him much. At least I could do was expand upon his wondrous names. Thus, my second and final piece is regarding his great blue wizard. Here we go. Sit now, forget thy painful woes. Drown them instead in your rainbow bowls. Enjoy the spice potatoes and roost as feet.

If you can't see, grab yourself a booster seat. Disregard the impositions and culpable troubles as I praise this magician of multiple buttles. Send Sphazepo policy are in store for you. Spurt the elders owed to Usador the blue. He is Usador. Cisador and elves him with easiness. A wizard of the twelfth realm of a feasy.

Yes, breezy, yes, the sender of Balabaster Heights and Plateaus. Easy to remember this master of light and shadow never rattled by instigated stabings in the fight. They just mentored by the manipulator of magical delights. Goes without eating for hours in the seance, no need for feeding this devourer of chaos. Already laughing when fate calls him to Marcus, immortal champion of the the great halls of Tarakas. Hawks is relics and spells so sweet and jellic, yet the elves still know him as fiendy-elegant. Yeah, their bells and bells told him, blowing to strangely, the dwarves do know him as Zoan and Hukesteinji's, so dangerous, spin-text,

grazing his great arts, known in the northeast, gasmanius, Mastar! Crazing is great arts, known in the Northeast, guess meaniest, me star! That is... Yes. But these verses are not finished, oh yeah, no shit. Their names that spurt doesn't even know yet. For no man surpasses the awesome talk of Johann Sebastian Bachgerach. He walks the walk, no matter how's the beree. Beggle me fingies, Dale of the sprinkles' leaf.

Susan Toku, Papa Moshay, not Fologneus, Lucy, Lucy, Phil Jacksonius. Honopalinsala, or an Ismus from Yishmash to Christmas. Biscuitmaniscus, this list is Lamanlissa mountain. Insurmountable, famed so palpable, names uncountable. For I am but a poet, not a mathematician, not a warlock, a stoic, or bad espedition, just an urban dweller, spur the elder, do one more for you to honor all the monogers of Yusador the Blue. Somewhere through a pool of horses' blood, Yusadorkin here, your applause, and he appreciates it.

That's just... Make sure next time you see him, you show him your appreciation as much as I am. So strive to be like me. Thank you very much. Spur the elder, spur the elder. Wow, that was amazing. Quick scan to the audience. I don't see Arnie. If you're here, is Arnie here? Boy, I feel bad. I usually at chants night a lot of times

when I know he's not going to be here, I might call him like a fuck face or something. And I fear that I might have gotten back to him. So I apologize if you're here, no, he's not here. Great. Well, let's go ahead and move on. We have an email here, this is from Lindsay. She says, you can throw your sperm over here. Where's Lindsay? Where's Lindsay? Where's Lindsay? Hi, Lindsay.

Great. Are those mirrors in your pants? Because they're shiny. First of all, let me give you a little, let me rip out of my fur pouch at Chunt Mask. We're going to play the game. Are you familiar with the game, Cat or Doctor? Yes, I'm going to hand you a slip of paper.

You're going to make a noise or say something, and the audience will have to guess if it's a cat or a doctor. Where's the dude who said BingBong earlier? Yeah, let's shut the fuck up, huh? Boy, oh boy. I apologize for him. Great, so let's, I'm gonna give you this. Cool, read it pretty quickly,

and I want you to make a noise or say whatever you need to say to clue them in. Cool, here we go, one, two, three. New. Cater doctor. Most people think cats, you're right, it's cats. Yeah. Here we go, new one, read it pretty quickly.

Here we go, one, two, three. Say aww. Cat or doctor? We heard doctor. It was a doctor. Here we go, read this one here. Here we go. One, let me see what it says.

One, two, three. We're in a restaurant with you? Cat doctor, you're right. It was cat doctor, it's cat doctor. And there's one final one printed on this high quality paper. Final one, here we go. One, two, three. What's next, Mirror? It was Arnie as a cat.

Yeah, no big deal, just a game I invented. Please help welcome to the stage to my favorite people. Lois and Shark! Oh, Lois, what a wonderful night. Lois, Lois, where are you? I'm not coming out. I feel stupid in my people clothes. Lois, please, we've made it all this way. It's a beautiful night.

It's chalice night. We're here with all of our friends These are all of your friends We we never see my friends we haven't been in the ocean ever seven Christmas Not loa you know that's not fair. Okay. I can't go in the ocean with your people It's not befitting a man of my station. Oh, my people! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that's... That is not entirely fair, okay? We've had...

We've had some good times, too. Have we not? Suck a nap, gating food, I never thought I'd fall in love with you. Well, I'm a shark, and I like food. I live in a tank, and I like food. Shark? I caught you, shark.

I caught you, shark. They say our love could never be A man of legs, a creature from the sea. Well I'm a shark and I have teeth. I like to swim around the coral reefs. Shark. I caught you, Shark! I caught you, Shark!

I'm a man, and you're a shark! But that doesn't matter! In the dark! And when I'm sad, you're a clownfish. And when I get scared, you're always around fit. Don't let them say that I'll eat you as long as you supply me with your crew to eat as food. So put your little thin in mine, there ain't no hill on mountain we can't climb. I don't have legs. You are yes, you are shark.

I caught you shark. I caught you shark! I caught you shark! I caught you on board my ship. I promise not to bite your dick! I caught you to swim along. I will not live along your dawn. I caught you to share my bed. Just one bite and you to be dead. I caught you, I won't let go.

I caught you, I love you so. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you.

I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you. I caught you, I caught you. I caught you. So I Caught you shy I can take it lower side. I love you so much. Yeah, let's do it right here in front of all these people. You mean Get Mary? What else would I mean, Lois? Lois and Shark, Lois and Shark. Ah, boy. And a quick skin of the crowd. Cool.

Yeah, it's not here. How about a few more? We'll keep things moving. Maybe I'll give you two or three more of, used to do our secret names. Oh, boy. Toby LaRone. Toby LaRone is a big one. Wee!

It's what I've only heard him say to me. What else? Heathcliff. Taft backwater. You guys heard Taffed backwater? No. Sleepy libif. Sleepy libif.

No. Few people. Flesher Herrera. Flesher Herrera, no. Great. Awesome. Well, that died. So let's go ahead and keep things moving.

And we'll bring out one of my tallest and most handsome striking friends, a good elf. Please welcome to Daniel Quiviaran. Greetings from the forest. It is always a pleasure to see my good friend, Chumd, my dear friend, King of the Badgers. It is an even greater pleasure to not see the human. And now, a verse, old to kicking. Written and performed by Dathanyel Quinn Yavin. As you walk through the forest, dear friends, be wary of all of your foes. Though you may count them, their number is greater than fingers and all

of your toes. Weapons are vital, armed you must be, if ever you want to survive, but swords they can rust and arrows will warp, I prefer my weapons alive. Though others may scoff and laugh at my choice and say I've gone down to the Drigs, I find that they're no longer laughing when they get kicked by my powerful legs. My legs are a work of art to be hold. The meetings they all say, my gods, when I wear a pair of my favorite short pants that show off my muscley quads.

Yes, muscles I have like snakes in a bag, wrestling hard in a sweet morning do. Unless air you think that they've escaped mention, my calves are pretty great too. But what good are muscles if one does not use them and I use mind kick. I'll kick your foul heart, I'll kick your dumb face, I'll kick you right in the dick. I'll kick you so hard that your brain will spin round. My kicks will shatter your psyche. You won't know who you are and you'll bleed a lot too. For my kicking boots are quite spiky. And so for my kicks, you'll feel that you're losing.

Though be sure, this isn't a game. Your fate will be mincemeat, yes mangled much worse than the human mangles my name. And just when you think that the kicking is through, and I'll just let bygones be bygones, I'll wrap my two legs around your skinny old neck and choke you to death like a piphon. But is killing the one thing that kicking is good for?

Oh, don't think that, don't you dare. For I'll kick a tree straight down to the ground and kick it until it's a chair. I can kick any kind of furniture you like with my crafting style so unique, but a warning the kicking will weather the wood, though new it will look antique. Elves do not normally kick, this is true, but this fact, please disregard. For I am unique, a singular elf, and using a bow is hard. But oh, how my kicks will rain from the sky! Welcome my foes to the slaughter. Think of my kicks like tiny raindrops,

and you will be soon underwater. And I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick, and I'll kick So I will keep kicking, kick you right in the butt and cause you some serious bum pain. And if others should scoff, I'll look at them straight and say to their face, young stay. Thank you. DQ. DQ. DQ. DQ.

Cool. Michael, are you doing okay? I'm sorry about earlier. I'm just a little flustered, I'm a little frazzled. My best friend didn't show up, so I'm gonna give you a little badger mask here, that's yours to keep. We have an email here from Sam Peters, is Sam Peters here?

Is that you? She says, will you marry me? You seem to be late to leg with this gentleman. Is that your boyfriend? Oh, what's this? Fuck yes! I'm so glad I read that email. So glad. Quick, get out of the crowd. No.

Well, hope I'm gonna eat this in just a second, but I do wanna, we're gonna close out tonight. I cannot believe we have this guest here. This is besides Arnie I would say this is one of my best friends He's probably the radish hip is dude. I've ever met. Please welcome to the stage pizza skull Pizzasco! Yes! Of course, man, hey everybody has everybody doing tonight! How you doing, Pizzasco? I'm doing awesome! Now I notice a lot of new fresh faces here in the audience tonight, and I know that you have all heard of pizza skull and my amazing pizza-themed adventures.

But for those of you who may not be familiar with me, I am a giant floating skull who loves pizza! Pizza! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pizza! Yeah, pizza. Maybe dip your head a little bit, give us a sneak preview of that hat. Oh yeah. Yeah, baby!

Uh, uh, uh, and pizza call. I just, because I'm a skull made out of pizza, does not mean I also don't enjoy eating pizza. It just makes sense. And pizza call, you said for your, for your act you need a volunteer from the audience, is that right? I'm like eating pizza, it just makes sense. And, Pizzacol, you said for your act, you need a volunteer from the audience, is that right? I need a volunteer.

Can we get a volunteer from the audience, someone anyone at all? I like a volunteer. Yeah, let's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to. I'll do it. I'll do it. I to hear it. I'd like to hear it. I'll get it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. And you may know me from my many pizza themes adventures like the time I brought Pizza to the children of Gretax Or the time that I turn all the socks and shoes and scurrying to pizza and fed the starving people there Or the time I flew to the not top of Mount Dramano in under 30 minutes not top of Mount Dramano in under 30 minutes. Remember that? But what you may not know is the origin of pizza skull. You're least not the whole story. Many of you may know that I died in a pizza-related accident.

And I went directly to Pizza Hell where I completed the seven great pizza tasks to return to Foon as its pizza champion. But ever since the Migosian Spassenbago, it's been hard to get pepperoni. It's been hard to get red sauce. That's deep, that's deep the things what you don't realize is that My powers themselves my great pizza powers are derived from consuming pizza So John John is this what is this what John's nice you really like Only there was a pizza for me to consume. Yeah, usually, usually used to door close out, but I got pizza skull. Uh, yeah, I got, I'm gonna grab a pizza real quick. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. On of... I need your help. Okay, pizza skull. I need you to go on a quest to find me pizza. Uh, there's some pizza right here. You found a pizza for me! I did!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Arnold, since I don't have any hands, I need you to feed me that entire pizza! Oh! Oh! All right.

OK. Oh, it's hard to get it through your teeth. Oh, my God. This is terrifying. This is terrifying. Yum, this is going to take a while. That was one piece. Oh, it was at hand.

Oh, boy, that's weird how hard it is to open. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's so good. It's further. How many slices do we have left? That's two slices.

I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, my. Well, pizza skull is eating pizza. Arnie, can I ask you, why now? Why have you not been, why have you not been to a chun's night for over a year? Why tonight? Why now? Well, here I'm gonna, I'm

gonna let pizza school use, I usually keep, I usually keep my stick arm in a stick. I feel my pizza power is returning. Dude, dude, when I have. Well, Sean, the first time you mentioned Chunchnight, I actually went. I've actually been at Chunchnight a bunch of times. Oh, yeah. And I usually know more pizza. And I come, I came and I was excited to come and support you, more pizza. Ah. Ah. It's so good.

And I come, I came and I was excited to come and support you, my friend, and I came in. There's the pizza. I have to imagine for if you brought your recording equipment, this has to be just a treat for the people listening. Yes, this is it. Just the biggest treat. Yes. Look at it. Just the biggest treat. Yes. Stupid. Oh.

Oh. That is the job. We have done it. I've been singing our pizza for my pizza flowers to a draw. Really? Because there's a lot more pizza. And I'm pretty certain there's a second, second, second, and second.

I'm pretty so I'm pretty certain there's a second-fifth of it. I'm pretty so... I'm relatively certain... that I do not require more pizza. No, the show's not over. The show's not over until I hear why Arnie... Why did you come and not present yourself? What are you doing to show that you better give me some fucking pizza? Alright, here you go.

Why didn't you let me know you were there? Why didn't you send my finger and other pizza? There we go. I came to the show excited to support you and I walked in and the first thing I heard was you. Oh, huh. The first thing I heard was you calling me a fuck face and I kind of heard my feelings.

No, so I left and I didn't say anything about it. And then a couple weeks later, I was like, you know what, I feel bad, I should support my buddy. He keeps asking me so I came back. And the first thing I heard was you calling me a fat fuck. So I left, and I, I, I've been here. And it helps if you fold them into little boats. I see. So I've been here, I've been here, and it helps if you fold them into little boats. So I've been here, I've been here about, I've been here about 30 times over the last year and a half.

Oh my god, this is a boat, not in my life. Well, I need you to know, I need you to know that when I said, when I was out here during a chants night and I said, fuck face, it's, it's good for something more. Fuck face stands for, for what? Friends understand. Chants night with a K.

That's how it smelled? Yep, but I've been smelling it wrong. It's with a K. Oh a K. That's how it smelled. Yep, but I've been smelling it wrong. It's with a K. And then face is... Yeah, yeah. Barbeza. Barbeza. Oh, oh.

Guys, we are one third of the way through the first pizza. And then face, that was the fun. And then face stands for Friends. Question mark. Arnie Chant eternally. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. But. But. I'll. I'll cop to fat fuck.

That's like the beach. That's like, oh, buddy. Oh. Oh. Oh. buddy. No, I... Let's kill pizza, please. I can't do romantic eating. Oh, romantic, like, we eat each. That's Sean's not everyone.

Thank you so much for coming. You have it up again for Pizza Skull for all our acts for all our acts of life. And please, please give it up. The'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. But isn't this a good time with use that are not here to be like Fuck it. Watch yourselves. Watch yourselves. I feel like use the door has ears everywhere. Thank you guys so much. Have a wonderful night Oh, what a sweet ending to Chense Night. I wish the boss could have seen it, but he's off taking a pottery class, which is weird, because it's only the two of us on the space station as far as I am.

Now, by space station, I mean none of this was real. Don't worry about it, it's all just a completely fake podcast as is this part where I was talking about a space station. Chant The Talking Badger was played by Adolfi, Melcure the keeper of the Doomhorn that plays at World's End was played by Alex Islehauer, Spurth the Elder was played by Andy Carey, Lewis A Shark and Lois who is a shark were played by John Patrick Cohen and Jen Jackson, DQ the Alpha was played by Tim Ryder and Pizza Skull was played by Matt Young.

Yes, that was Matt Young. He can do other characters. All of these people perform regularly all over the place. I don't have it in front of me. Look it up on the internet. Or, you know, maybe their Twitter accounts are conveniently linked in the show credits. That's probably a true thing.

Go to hellofromthemagictavern.com for that. Hello from the Magic Tavern was produced by Arne and he camped, Evinchikovar and Rindy Georgi, this one edited by Rindy Georgi, music by Andy Poland, logo by Allered LeBon, additional audio effects by Jason Knox and production assistants by Garrick Schultz. Visit us at HelloFromTheMagicTabrin.com or on Facebook or Twitter. Thanks again to StarKid and Stage 773 for hosting the live show.

Thanks to Earwolf and also special thanks to the Chicago podcast co-op. Check out there many, many cool Chicago made podcast at Chicagopodcastcoop.com. You know, come and think of it, he's been in that pottery class for like six hours now. I wonder if I should check on him. I like the quiet though, I'm gonna just leave it be. to be.