Hello From The Magic Tavern - 92 - Resonance Stone

Episode Date: December 19, 2016

You know, it's been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm sure like the current season of Walking Dead this is really going to deliver. Bon Appetit! Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host Arnie Neekamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, buckle in. This is all the things that you need to know. About a year and nine months ago, I think I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the dimensional rift.

And I use that to upload a podcast that I record every week here in the tavern the vermilion minotaur at this very table in the town hogs face this very table at this very table in the town hogs face in the land of fune and I'm joined as always by my co-host but it's weird this it's been a weird week. A magic turkey swapped, Yusador and Chant's souls. So I'm joined. That's weird about that. I'm joined by Chant, but Chant, your soul is in Yusador's body. It's just weird. You sound like... Ding dong, yeah, baby. You just, you just don't seem like a wizard this week. Well, what?

What? Walking like a wizard. You never heard that song? I have Yeah, you never heard that song? I have never heard that song. That's a very popular Finnish song, you know. Walk in like a wizard. Uh uh uh uh. Walk in down the street.

It's that's that's how it goes. That's how it goes. Why not? I just repeat that. Uh huh. I pray like 400 times. Wow, 400 times. And I'm also I don't want to talk about that anymore.

I'm lost. All right. I'm also. Thank you, too. I am Yusudor, Wizard of the 12th realm of a fesious master of light and shadow manipulator of magical delights Champion of the great halls of T'rocus. The elves know me as being Elic. Thank you. The duof Arnold it's I we talked about this. That's true Where was I the doors know me a meazone and hunk's danger's in there. Other names, secret names. It should be not too low.

It's too low. Like those with crutches, no meaz, teeny-tim. Teeny-tim? Mm-hmm. You said it's so weird to see you in a badger's body. Yes, I feel very... Farrell. Very Farrell? Mm-hmm. Wow

And is that it you're just gonna repeat what I said and move on yeah, you're not gonna go tit for tat and engage me That's what I do Anyway, have I tell you how to play tit for tat? No, oh, John how is the game tit for tat work? It's really fun. Uh you You let me touch your tits. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then, I say. Careful, he may just repeat what you say and move on.

Very true. I get to touch your tits and then I say, tat's it. So you're going to touch my tits and say, tat's it. Okay, I mean. Okay, I'm not. Shunt you scamp. I never realized how much Shunt uses repetition with BingBong and chants up with that and again I am used to the wizard of the uh, to a no-cute please finish. No, I

Low I have gone on too long and this podcast bro must continue. You've gone on too long or we might first Going on my quest Well, let's play another round of tit for chat. All right. Here I go. Yeah Okay, that's it. Hi, I wish look. I just that's all folks look look Look used to our chan either of you. I'm so confused as which one is which I oh But if you look us in the eye there does does lie the soul for eyes, or the windows some say into the soul.

So all thou must do is looks in us, keepers. Mm-hmm, looks. Alright, I'll look into your peepers. Jeepers. What do you see? Oh no, there was a chantien. Yes, I think. Hon, being in this badger body has rubbed off.

There is some residue of Chant's behavior and psyche. Wow! And Chant, do you feel like different from being inside a wizard body? I just... I didn't think I really wanted to be up this high. Because I thought I would just take up too much room and be hard to like get my body into places, but now that I'm kind of walking around in it, I'm feeling like I could get into this. Like maybe I should be a bear again or something else.

It's true. You have been a badger for a long time. Is it interesting to be in a wizard body for a little bit? Yeah, it's a little bit like looser and like you know, you're so compact. It's a badger. Yeah. so compact. Yeah. You know, now I'm not compact. I don't like a standard, upsized vessel of person, you know,

an SUV of a person I suppose you can say. Oh, wow. Yes, I do miss my SUV for when I do walkist in my body. People get out of the way, they switch lanes in the road, and I'm always safe. I can see everything from up here. Have you guys, like, how has your week been as each other? Like, have you, like, solved each other's problems?

I feel like when people switch bodies, they should just go out and make more problems for each other, but then solve each other's problems. Uh, I'm mostly been masturbating. Mmm, same here. Right. Visually, viciously. Yeah, take it easy. Okay. Hmm, same here. Visually, viciously. Hey, take it easy. Okay.

Same here. You know when we haven't done in a long time, we haven't got any message from the resonance stone. I think we got sort of distracted by the pandanomicon stone. We forgot we had the resonance stone. Oh, no. But Arnie, I do have those stones here. Let's put them on the table and see what tales they tell.

Don't, the residence stone seems to be glowing a lot more than it usually does. I hear I'll touch it with my wizard body, and then you can say the magical words that make it come to life. Mm-hmm. Put your hand there and... Mm-hmm.

In Lockworth, in the World of Bowers. Yoha! Uh, is this thing on? Is this recording? Hello? Is the stone working? You say that every single time. I'm never sure. You pick up the stone you ask if it's like, is this thing on? Just testing my levels.

It's glowing, it means it's working. Okay, alright, it's your right, your right, Crumb, thank you. So, this is, um's your right, your right, Crom, thank you. So this is Fortnite the second on a journey to find activity where you're checking in again. We'll play back at the tavern is in one piece and everything's going well and the candy beats are selling. We've experienced a lot thus far. I feel like we're on the trail of the Falsetto Marauders. Absolutely. I just want to thank you guys for indulging me on

the little side quest of mine that I wanted to visit that the roadside attraction. I think we all appreciated that really was the world's longest rope. It's true crime I have to hand it to you was a very long rope. I mean I knew it was gonna be long It is world's longest, but well you insisted on walking the length of it. That was a part that was killing me It was not that we had to proceed. It was that like you had to verify it on your own Well, you can't appreciate how long the rope is unless you've walked it into it. Well, you kept losing track of your paces. That was the biggest problem.

I started trying to kill myself with that rope, but it was too big. But, you know, we each got a frosty. Yeah, so we all came away with something. I was happy about that because I feel like we haven't been stopping for enough snacks. Well, I just feel like we need to keep a pace with the marauders. And if we stop too long, then...

Okay, Dad. I'm just saying, if you have to use the bathroom, say something, when we're at the world's longest rope, not when we're five miles away from it. That's not for me, because I'm going all the time. Oh, so that's clearly directed at me, that... Crumb, did you put on that sun lotion I gave you? It stings my eyes. You look very red.

Well, I don't want to wear it, okay? You have sensitive skin, Crumb. We learn that in week one. Don't put the lotion on me. Do not put that lotion on me. Just come here. Do not, you're testing. This is for you, Crumb. You're testing me.

Crumb, you're gonna burn it, and then we're gonna have to sit out another day. Damn, I know, it's I left for a little while. Where'd you go? I took a walk. I didn't want to be here for the lotion fight. Really sounds like they're making some, uh, great progress there.

Oh. Really, uh, clipping right along. Yeah, we haven't checked in at a long time, and I guess that's all they've been up to is... That's all they've been up to, they saw the world's longest rope! Oh, wow, yes it are. Yes, and I do know the wizard who distowed make that rope.

Who is the wizard that did that, man? Well, his name was Brodhide. Roll-tide? Yes, he was the clear wizard. You see in the 80s, they thought it'd be cool to make clear wizards. But no, it was not cool. And eventually he went into hiding. Bro.

So there's a hidden clear wizard. That's what I said, there's a clear wizard. Was that not clear? Crystal no Shunt your doorbell scamp let me pet you out pet myself. Oh I've noticed since you guys switch souls. You're extra amused by each other. Oh, yeah, I didn't notice. Wow. Yeah It's a way to like reconnect with somebody is this, you know, now granted it What a way to like reconnect with somebody is this, you know, now granted it Happened un-unexpectively, but you know, you started out to take it as the gift that it is

Yes, the gift that it is and if we tickle each other, let's hope that others are tickled as well Hey, you said or I need to notice the residents don't is still glowing You know frosty's are? Let's lay it like. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Did you guys hear that? I swear, I heard singing. I heard singing, and then the dog, and then the dog was singing,

and then they were harmonizing. The dog and the un... I don't know exactly what I heard. I'm just saying, I'm kind of freaked out. And I know that there was danger that we were gonna have to come across, but I'm just saying right now that I'm a of freaked out and I know that there was danger that we were gonna have to come across But I'm just saying right now that I'm a little bit scared. I'm a little freaked out. I'm a little tense Tower are you sure you heard this?

Yes, I heard singing a dog the dog harmonizing. These are all the things I heard you've woken us up Every night is not a dream is not a dream I heard singing and I want someone to do something about it every night. It's not a dream. It's not a dream. I heard singing and I want someone to do something about it. Every night it's a different animal harmonizing. We're in the different places, different animals wherever we go. I don't know where animal we're gonna come across next and I don't know what harmony is they're capable of doing. It's not my fault. Where's correctly? Welcome to glory and falls. I'm not doing it, it's not my fault! Where's correctly? Welcome to Glorian Falls. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- upon this, but if you want to touch the falls, as I did here, when I was spying, you must

make a sacrifice. Oh, um, seven pounds of flesh. What? Why did you both look at me when he said sacrifice? No, these men. You must have the most flesh. Therefore, who, my dog, smells it on you. What are the benefits of touching the waterfall? Why would we trade? You will be restored with three weeks of life. You get added to the end of our life.

Add it to the end or you can get it back now. Can we pick any three weeks? Are you adding three more weeks of life or you're taking three weeks from the past and inserting it? I never thought about that. Are we reliving three weeks? Well, if you you can either have three weeks tacked on at the end you can relive three weeks or you can have three weeks lived and then pop back into this moment right now. It doesn't seem worth it. None of it seems like like it's worth it. Guys can we just talk for a second? I really miss my family. It's been a long time since I've seen my wife and my father. So I'm just scared that if you go towards our waterfall

you're just going to disappear for three weeks. Or it's like what if we all take it? You just hang out here. I'm not gonna hang out here. I'm gonna hang out here. What's the point? Yeah, are you sure that this is what you want to do? I'm not sure, Chrome, but I'm just, I'm starting to doubt this quest, all right? I'm starting to doubt.

I don't know if we're ever gonna find Activia. Is that the whole point of this quest, though, talk? Yeah, I don't, I didn't think we were ever gonna find her. Did I hear someone mention the name activity? Yes, that's right, DaGoner. Hmm, do you happen to have a piece of clothing? Perhaps something with her scent on it? Oh, I do actually. I wave it in front of my dog. I have this, um, durag that she would wear when she played sports. Oh good I don't need the whole fucking backstory just put it in front of my dogs. There he's pointed the way right into the falls. Can I make real a question? Wait I want to hear that singing that I heard at the beginning. It was

really kind of beautiful. Can I hear a little bit more? No, you may not. Unless you make a sacrifice, one pound of flesh. Oh, well. Okay, I'll come to you later. Okay, where's it coming from? Take it from me. Oh. Oh. Oh.

From here, let me put some lotion on it. Oh. My dog has bitten one of your breasts. Check on it. And he got him in the fall, yet. No, not yet. I'm working! I'm working! I'm working!

Who's that guy up in the tree? That's my brother, Katona! I hate no mind to him! Where are we? Oh, it's my... Get away from me! The dog already bit my nipple off! Hey guys!

You should get in the falls! Yes! Come to the falls! Touch the falls! Glory in falls! Get in the falls! Get all wet! Get all wet! Nasty to the falls touch the falls glory and falls Get in the falls get a wet get a wet nasty in those falls Residents Well, that was terrible. I know and those brothers were terrible. I don't know how that results.

I thought that dog had a nice voice. Oh, really? Yeah, it's unique. I guess as a shapeshifter, you have more insight into, like, yeah, and I have much better hearing than you as a human. That's true. But why are there so many resonance stone messages? Don't they just come in in real time?

Bro, let me check these. Well, there's the problem they've been backlogged. We haven't been checking them. Oh no, so... Yeah, there's a flashing 4 on there. That's how you know how many there are. Yes, there are 4? 4 messages and we have the herd 2 thus far. Here, let's play a third. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Alright, guys, I think we need to check in, kind of take a stock of what, how we're doing on supplies.

Well, we're low. Yeah. I know we're low. We're checking it. Alright, open your satchel. You have to do this right at the counter. We figure out what supplies you want and then come up to the counter and then I'll help you get the supplies you need. We got in line because we thought we'd be able to figure it out by the time we got to the front.

We don't have to shop here, okay. We don't have to give you... Yeah, but there are other people waiting in the line. This is rude. You're rude. You're rude. Okay, now... Okay, flower. Now I want to go somewhere else. Your road. Okay now Flower with our Diggy D.C. come on out somewhere else and I want to get something real nice And then I want to come back here and show this bitch words what excuse me. Excuse me. Oh

What did you just call me? I called you a bitch. That is not necessary, ma'am I'm just trying to keep this line moving. You're not the only customers here Just please step aside figure out what supplies you need, and then get back in the supply room. No, look, we know what we want. All right? Okay, what do you need? I want you to cut them off.

Wow, okay. A flower? Okay. Into an ocean. You and I can have another conversation. I'm helping this gentleman, right? The jellyfish are also sharks. Okay, well, I'm pretty sure that they're extinct,

but if those things still existed, I would assume one of them was your mother. Whoa, all right, don't talk to flour, our flour like that. My mother was a beautiful woman. Power. Throw me at him. All right, is this what you want? This is why I want.

David, David, David, grab your residence stone, record this. Do you see this? Record this. Throw me at him. We're not a side show, sir. Ah! I have this all in a residence stone. I have this all in a residence stone. There was no need for that.

This is the way people act now. Now the Dark Lord is taking over. Now we want three pounds of bear jerky. Can I just say, if someone's recording you with a residence stone, you should probably take stocking yourself and realize that something's gone wrong. You know, if you feel on the right, if someone is holding up a resonance stone and recording you, you're probably in the wrong. You know what? We got a resonance stone too. Okay? Anarazine's stone is on as well.

You're gonna record me recording you? It's on. I'm still on a bunch of stones. Yeah, and you're wearing a... Keep engaging. A matching tunic with your partner. That's on. It's on. I'm still on a bunch of stuff. Yeah, and you're wearing a... Just keep engaging. I'm matching Tuneck with your partner. That's embarrassing. This is my partner, David.

My name is Michael's. Plural. Okay, well, we got that all in our residence stone. Boom! All right, ma'am, can I have our bear jerky, please? Of course, here you go. That's gonna be nine rupees. All right, now done.

Do you have change for 50? Yeah, just give me the big Ruby and I'll make little rupees. Alright, now done. Do you change for 50? Yeah, just give me the big Ruby and I'll make little rupees There you go. See how easy that was if you're just polite. We had a nice conversation. So much stuff from get out of here. You said art, so there's one more message after this one. Yes, but one more message. Wow Would you probably take a break? So there's one more message after this one? Yes, but one more message. Wow. Would you probably take a break? That's your job to say! I wish someone would switch bodies with me for once.

Hey, let's take a quick break, and then I'm very excited to find out what else is going on with O-Talk Barleyfoot, owner and proprietor of the Vermilion Minotaur, off to find his daughter, Activia, flour the talking flour, and crumb the Fingarian. A giant warrior. Are you having a stroke? What's that?

Are you having a stroke? Are you okay? There was watching. They've designed a system to keep you down. Oh, hello, friends. It's time for a revolution. But don't overthrow the King of the Badgers. I'm doing a great job. Fight the power, all the other powers,

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To subscribe and receive that month's crate, and when the cutoff happens, uh, that's it baby, it's over! And just for December, you can get 15% off! Just go to www.lucrate.com slash magic and use promo code Gifting15. Bye bye Bingbong! Chancep with that! And we're back! With uh... Usador and Chancebody and Chance Newsador's body. Yes, no need to explain everyone recognizes what's going on. I suppose so. I suppose is this is this kind of like swapping common in food?

Uh, yeah, there's a lot of times this happens. It's usually on a Friday. Uh, yeah, it's a freak out Friday. Uh-huh. Or sometimes the citizens will do a wife swap. Oh, a wife swap. Well, one person's wife will go live in the stead of another person's. Okay. See how they live. Okay, that's all- that's a lot less magical.

Does everything need to be magical? Bro, that's the wizard. I know everything has to be natural. Yeah, right, Jen? There's some some unsus- stuff just normal. Yeah, Chanto knows. Well, I forgot there's one, but low message left on the rocks. Let's-

Alright. It's now Quick, come on, it's bush. Come get down. I am needing No, and squat Too many layful down It was so recording because maybe someone can hear it. Maybe they can come help us Help that was them wasn't it that was them that was the false Son of Marauders It was still recording because maybe someone can hear it, maybe they can come help us. Help! Help! That was them, wasn't it? That was them.

That was the false sent of Marauders. Listen, we aren't gonna have to leave the stone here. Just in case they take us. And hopefully a message will get back, but we need to face them. Why- why are we have to leave the stone? Because if they confiscate the stone, they might throw it into a lake. But the messages are being sent. We can just keep the stone. Because if they confiscate the stone they might throw it into a lake. But the messages are being sent. We can just keep the stone. I can put it under in my pocket. It sounds like you're leaving a grave stone.

But it's glowing and then they'll see it glowing in crumbs pocket. Okay, we're fine. Or we can take it or we can take it. I don't care. Look, I'm stressed out. I just think, why do I just go out there and see what they want? All right, they're all around that campfire. I'm terrified. Okay. All right. So I do, I don't want to go.

All right. You could've sprawled me if you want. No, that doesn't seem. But I won't come back. That's true. Then one of us will have to retrieve you. So that's two. All right, I'll go. It should be me anyway. Yeah. Listen to you. we were both thinking it. Remember the plan we talked about. If I'm taken,

Flower, don't, don't look at me like that. I don't remember the plan. Oh, I'm too upset. And when I get upset, I don't remember anything. Listen, Crumb, if they take me, you pick up flour and you run like hell. I can't leave you. Crumb, I love you so much. I knew we might find an activity, but I didn't plan on becoming close friends. Listen, you two, I haven't been close to two living creatures like you since my family. And I thank you for this. It's been a mostly useless journey,

but it's led us here. Maybe we should all go. No. No, you're right. You just go. Look, we'll just be thinking about you. I'll hold you in my heart. Oh, yeah.

All right. How about that? Go, go. Go, go. Why is nobody responding to our messages? This stars are useless. All right, I'm going at How about that? You're gonna win! You're gonna win! Go, go, go, go, Get out of the floor! It's a glory grandu! All right, can we just talk about this? What are we grandu? Would you say get out of our swords?

Get out of my sword! Get out of our swords? I think he said get all your swords. What's our glory, you big brother? I guess we'll follow the way sword. Huh? Uh-huh! No, no, Jeremy, no!

I am drunk. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, good job, good job, just... Look, can we just hide? Always soar up or between my thighs. I'm going to have to take my pants off. Ah, put those soars away! You heard my ex-host soars! You said or chun- Ar- Arnie!

Don't talk to me while you're making my girl drink this pencil! If you can hear this, we need help. Woah, woah, woah, woah! We must this, we need help. Oh, oh, oh, oh! We must go, we must... ...get a band of warriors to go in a quest to save our friends. It seemed really that bad. Oh, did it? Did it not? It seemed quite dire.

I made the grab do-talk. They grabbed him. You know, they showed him some sores. Seems weird. We should at least go break a look. How long ago was that? When was that message from? Yo, when was that message from? Are these like time stamp?

This says from... It's about a month ago. A month ago? Ooh! G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g My bad, you know what I think you saw is right. I am down for a quest. Yes We will form a quest with me. You said or end my body Look guys like you can't go on quest in each other's bodies. It's weird. You're not at your best You're not at your best. Yeah I feel 100% I mean look you're great. I'm just saying you're not at your best. I am great. You're right

I mean look you're great. I'm just saying you're not at your best. I am great. You're right You know Arnie it took you telling me I'm not good enough to realize that I'm not good enough Wait, hold on Maybe if we if we just looked each other in the windows to our souls Whoa, let's do that. I know a spell. Wait, where are those? Where are the windows to the soul? The eyes already the eyes as I mentioned Where are those? Where are the windows to the side? The eyes already the eyes as I mentioned Chant- Oh, low friend, look at me, you furry fuck Looks into his peepers looks into my peepers and I will conjure the spell

Swords you up There it is, sold on oh yeah, baby You guys back at each other's max it's so hard to tell because your voices are exactly the same I know it's impossible to tell. Could you even tell? At least for the listeners. I mean, you can tell because you can see that I'm speaking from my own body again. Wow.

Yeah, that must have been wildly difficult for the audience to tell support. I'm sure. And I'm sure that I'll stay in this body for ever more. Well, thanks to those magic words. Mm-hmm. Mix them up. That's a good spell. It is a good spell. Yeah, sometimes to those magic words. Mm-hmm. Mix them up. That's a good spell. Is it good?

Yeah, sometimes great spells. What language is that? What? What language is that? Mix them up. Funish. Basic Funish. Oh.

Can we? Whether we're speaking it right now. Yeah. There's a thing in Funonald called KISS. It's keep it simple, stupid. Mm-hmm. Well, there's also KISS, which are the Nights in Spin Taxes service. Oh, really? It's for guys who do. Mm-hmm. Well, there's also kiss which are the 19 spin-taxes service. Oh really?

It's for guys who do spin-taxes bidding. Oh really. You guys should just shut up and kiss. Whoa! Flour! Ugh! Crumb! Oh, you're here! We were just listening to the resonance tones of your tails of harrowing danger. How are you safe? Where is Otock guys? We were just about to come and help you. Oh, we're you we're just like literally we were just about to get out of these seats

I think going help you. That's awesome. That's great. I think we left the last message. What a month ago At least a month ago took us that long to come back here. Oh, crumb buddy. You got some sun Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine I'm fine. I like the way I look even once off the middle of summer. You can win burn Notes that he doesn't have a nipple anymore. Oh, I got bit off by something. I didn't want to say anything I haven't got a lot of image issues right. And so maybe we can just focus on something else besides the way I look. Are you crouching or standing?

I'm crouching. You are huge. Yeah, I always forget how big you are. For how are you look lovely? Thank you, I held up pretty well. Yeah, you, yeah. Crown looks like he's been through something. You just look like he doesn't pretty much look the same.

I think it was good for me to get out. Like it was a good vacation. I mean, we don't know where Otock is. What? Oh, crap. Oh no. That's something. So you guys just ran off when Otock was in danger? Yeah, I mean, it was in a moment that we're like,

he's got this. Oh my gosh, Flower Crom, you must tell us. This is of the most utmost importance. Okay. Was that guy saying Get out your swords. Yes, was he saying get out your swords or get on your sword? We heard a guy in the residence don't say get out your sword. It's to me. It sounded like get out your swords It seemed like there's a lot of confusion. It was like a month ago. Yeah, so I got to be honest It's fair. That's fair. I thought it was gift out your swords like

Oh, like gifts. Yes. Yeah, whatever happened those weird perverts. I wanted to get you guys into that Waterfall. Oh, we all eventually got in it. Maybe that's why the residence done. It's four weeks three four weeks later Yeah, we tried to turn it off because we just didn't want our families to hear what was happening Now waterfall that's reasonable You know We're about to read emails. Oh, okay. Yeah, hey, you know what I got an email here that says The subject line is fat kid sizes Like for you can email me at magic tavern at puppies that supplies is really email address

It says like for real, literally the best podcast going and my good friend, Raboo, and I can't get a shirt to fit our fat asses. Not that I want to wear it on my ass, but I do like a comfortable fitting shirt on my torso. Three XL would be sweet, Arnie. Please make it happen.

Please ask Chunt. Chunt's up with that. Chunt, chunt's up with that. Chunt, and big ups to my main wizard, Yusador. Great show, and never stop putting out content. It makes Monday so much better. Thanks again, and get on those fat kid-sized t-shirts. Yeah, I guess our t-shirts are on the earwool store.

If they don't go up to 3XL, I think we also have shirts available at Magic magic tavern.anarberties.com Or by two and so on together or by two and so on together, but yeah They're definitely fatter sizes out there if you just look around for them big ups Big ups big ups with that. What does that mean? I could be your new catchphrase It's it just means like giving up but big ups, but a bigger version You guys heard that we said we don't know who talk. I have email here. We have a right in the middle of emails.

This is from Michelle Oggi. Says, my dear magic tavern hosts, I know you get a million requests for birthday shoutouts. Mine is a little different, however. I want to give a shout out to my amazing boyfriend, former Navy chief, Nuclear. Nuclear, Nuclear? Either, is the correct question. The engineer Kyle Cullitt, like Hula Packard, Earth Stuff, don't ask Arnie.

Anyway, my boyfriend was on a submarine protecting our waters for 13 years. We grew up together, we had different lives. I love this man with all his heart, and I want to thank you all personally for helping to keep his spirits up during this difficult transition from military to civilian life. Oh, that's from Michelle. Oggie. Wow, yeah. Thank you, Michelle, and thank you to your boyfriend for his service.

If only more men, women and children would take up arms to defend us against the dark lord here in Foon, I- Yes, new clear arms. What's new clear? It's probably like that clear wizard. Yeah, it's just like a new clear wizard. Oh, oh, oh, oh, new clear. Oh, talk might be murdered.

Oh, yes. Oh, I have one more email. Hey, Arnie, I'm not fully caught up on the podcast yet, but I've noticed that you are forgetting things a lot lately in these episodes. Do you think- Yes. Do you think you might have to do with all the food and drink you're consuming there in food?

In the old stories about the fairy land, don't forget age. If you eat the food from their world, you'd be stuck there forever, and in the last unicorn, the longer the unicorn stayed a human, the more she forgot who she was and where she came from. I think that happened in Neverland too. Do you think all the drinks you're getting at the Vermilion Minotaur might be affecting you in such a way? Maybe that's why you aren't so concerned

about your family back home, you might be forgetting them. Just to be safe, you might want to ease up on the rainbow bowls for a bit to test it. Celia, is there something like that? Like, should I be worried about like the longer I'm here? I mean, I do have to confess like that my memories of home are a little fondier.

Wow, sounds like Celia's breaking your heart. What's that information? She's testing my patient's daily. Patience daily. You forgot. You forgot that's what she's doing. I didn't know if anybody has a moment. Yeah, where's the...

We ran out of wine on the road and I had to make road wine. Yeah, we ran out of wine on the road, and I had to make road wine. Yeah, road wine? Yeah. What exactly is road wine? No, but no, you're right, it's rude. I wish I could get drinks for these three. Also, the answer to your question

is you just whenever that engage to begin with. Oh, that's probably true. So yeah, let's get a drink for a crumb, a drink for a flower, and a drink for ottock. And ot, that's probably true. So yeah, let's get a drink for crime, a drink for flower, a drink for ottock. You just plant your roots behind a bar where people have been like pissing after they drink. Oh, that sounds awful. I'm very sorry. Is that just like it'll do in the pinch sort of thing or is it got its own sort of charm? It's a column It's a- It's a column A column B It's a hell of a pinch

Well, guys, I'm happier back I'm just happy that everybody's okay Everyone is not okay Everyone is not okay Arnie, did you forget they just told us about Otak? We finished emails Now it's time to set up an quest Which-

What quest? To save Otak Who's that? Oh Arnie's switched brains Which, what quest? To save O-Talk. Who's that? Ugh. Arnie's switched brains... With nobody. Well, I think it's safe to say Sweep's Week is over. With Scott Addsid in Felicia Day, Long Gone, we're left with one of those Star Trek episodes

where Picards had a conference and we get to spend an hour with Warf and his son. Usered or the Lighter, Blue was played by Adel Raffai, who clearly thinks of Maddo as some sort of pontificating cookie monster. And Chump the King of the Badgers was played by Matthew Young, who clearly thinks Adel is stoned. Some things, once out in the open, can never be taken back. and Chant the King of the Badgers was played by Matthew Young, who clearly thinks Adelaide's stone. Some things, once out in the open, can never be taken back. O'Talk Barley, foot was played by Nick Baer. Flower was played by Brooke Bright, and Crom the Fingarian was played by Mark Logsdon.

And all of these people are on the new poster, but when it came time for yours truly, I guess Arty McInger's done run out of paint. Cool, cool, cool, that's cool. As for DaGoner, or the assorted nameless yelling characters, let's just say they were played by the inability to let invited guests have some time to themselves. Well, Craig, that's it for the heavy lifting. Time for your impression of the waiter busboy

we've never seen before, showing up with the dessert menu. I feel like that was directed at me. Hello from The Magic Tavin was produced by Arny Neacamp, Evan Jacoba, and Ryan D. Georgie. This one edited by Chris Raphchan, before showing up with the dessert menu. as co-op and hey, thanks to your wolf. A little bit of housekeeping, there's not gonna be an episode next week, but there will be a special bonus scene with a new song and a special announcement. So you're definitely gonna wanna check that out. Anyway, we have not ever missed a week. We take pride in that.

Well, I do. Don't forget we have a live show coming up, SF Sketchfest in San Francisco in January. You wanna get your tickets now at sfsketchfest.com. Oh, and like they mentioned in the show, there are Magic Tavern shirts available at store.yearwolf.com. All the highest quality stuff is there, but there's more size options and a couple other odds and ends at Magic Tavern.and Arbertis.com so you can check both places. There's also shoes there.

We never mention the shoes. I think that's it. Very good. I'm off to the outer hull library to learn which stage of creative desperation includes character swapping. I think it's three. Thank you for this lotion. It's helping my thighs a lot. Please, use as much of it as you want.

Is this thing on? How flowery is to hate it when I sit there? Listen, flower, grum. I'm prisoner. But these two oafs with the source. I can finally touch my inner thighs again. Ah, listen, they're taking me somewhere. I'm leaving a trail of road wine.

Please, if you get this message, how it, how it me, I heard them talking about a young maiden. I think they might be leading me towards activity. One of them carved out my left eye. It hurts a lot, but I'm going to be okay, I think. Please, just come for me. I miss you. Remember the song, saying you to sleep, just come from me. I miss you. Remember the sign saying you to sleep, Crumb.

And please wear your lotion. I'm sorry, I cut your eye out! It's okay. There's an accident! I hate that guy. Yeah, he won't come over here. People make me nervous! Why did I fall on my sword?

Are you just gonna leave that guy? He fell on his sword, he's done. What's all of me? Everybody love it out of the box! It sounds like we're all getting on a boat. Are you just gonna leave that guy? He fell in his sword, he's done. No, sorry! Everybody, load it on him! It sounds like we're all getting on a boat. Is that what he said? I think so. I think we're all getting on a boat. I thought he said load off a bone.