Hello From The Magic Tavern - Big Announcement

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

A new era has dawned for Hello from the Magic Tavern. Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie are doing their own thing again. The podcast is now an independent production. YOU can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. The hosts are here to give you all the details and announce when to expect new episodes for Season Four! You can always follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We're poking our heads back into the feed with some big announcements, right guys? No, the biggest announcement one could ever imagine! Yeah boy, 2021! We're very excited to announce we're currently working on season four and we've gone Independent. Yeah, I don't know if Justin used to our fully understand, but we've decided to go independent for season four Yeah, you said we're basically Bill Polman. We're so independent. I meant Bill Paxton, but huh. I still don't get it Yes, and what a wonderful opportunity for each and every one of you. For now, you can directly support our show by going to patreon.com forward slash magic

tavern and becoming a patron of our show. Yeah, as a patron you support us directly, which means I can finally get that shampoo that gets lice out of my fur. And Arnie, you can probably buy like a yellow polo or something. Yeah, and use it or I can get a shit together. What a wow! My shit is quite together, but that doesn't mean there isn't more evil out there that must be vanquished. So join mine quest and help us defeat evil or our food!

And by quest we main patreon. Yes, ah, yeah, join patreon. And you said or do you want to tell what people will get for supporting us on Patreon? Yes, of course. Right now. If you go to patreon.com forward slash magic tavern and become one of our patrons for only $5 a month, you will be able to listen to ad-free episodes of our show.

$5 a month? Arnie, that's like $4.75 food dollars. What a deal I know the conversion rates in a weird place right now Also, you said our follow-up question are those ad-free episodes? Those are just like the new ones, right? I don't know our entire back catalog will be available And free and for six dollars a month I chun will provide you with dad-free episodes. That's right. Anyone on this podcast who's a dad, their audio will be cut out.

Look, we're looking into it. That's not a promise. Survey say. Some of you may think for five dollars a month, all you get is ad-free episodes, but that is not true. You also get two bonus episodes each and every month. That's too many. What are we doing? We're giving it away. We're practically giving it away. But don't think that that is all, nay.

For you also get access to our private discord community, where you will be able to interact with us and learn more secrets of fun all the time and connect with each other. That's right, you've been setting up the discord yourself. How's it going? Yeah, I'm really good at it because I'm young and hip. And you said, or chant, are you going to join the discord? I already joined and I've already started a thread in discord called discording to gym where I play a character named gym. But here's an important point if you subscribe to the patreon and you join the discord you do not have to read every thread

But it'd be nice wink Yeah, I'll be in there. You still will be in there. Arnie, I'm sure you'll be in there So you can interact with us in real time Look, one of our favorite things about this podcast has been the community that we have Lucked into Helping be a part of and our hope is with the Patreon, that community can be even stronger.

We can have an easier back and forth. It's true. And one of the other benefits is that every quarter will run a poll and the information that we gather from you directly will impact what we do on the show. Yes, you will have direct input on what we create even though this podcast

is completely real. Great, now we're going to get a bunch of people telling us to do stuff on the episodes. But don't forget, if it gets weird, it's your fault, listen. Oh yeah, it's definitely on you. You'll also get priority notice for any events, live a virtual, and advanced warning of ticket release dates. Advanced warning. Yes, yes, watch out. So that's not really a lot for five dollars a month as I understand it. Five dollars is not much money, right, Donnie?

Yeah, also, here's our guarantee to you. It will get weird and it will be your fault. So cut out one cup of coffee a month or whatever it is that costs five dollars that you spend on. Spend it on us. Look, obviously, that's not what I'm saying. and it will be your fault. So cut out one cup of coffee a month or whatever it is that costs $5 that you spend on. Spend it on us! Look, obviously this podcast doesn't have editors, but hypothetically if it did have a lot of

editors, that money would go to helping pay them, and if we had guests that weren't real people, that money would also go to helping us pay our guests. But most importantly, it goes to helping get rid of my lice. I can't tell you enough how itchy and scratchy I have been for the last eight years. Yes, it's terrible to watch him in these lice as they fight and fight and fight and fight and fight. Anyway, for $5 a month, you get a link to add free episodes, two bonus episodes each month, access to our private discord community

with a quarterly poll that will impact how we make the show, and priority warning of any live events. Watch out live events, you will be warned. And don't forget, for the secret $6 tier, you get dad-free episodes. We talking no Arnie. It's like Garfield without Garfield. And for $7, you get at all free episodes. Oh no! I run.

So the Patreon is available right now. And you can help support us as we get real close to the season 4 premiere, which is coming in mid October. So fall through that portal through your fingertips by going to patreon.com, forward slash magic tavern,

and you can support us. And by helping us, aren't you really helping yourself? So go to patreon.com. No, they're not. They're not. They're helping us. No, no, no. Well maybe. Even if you're not, go to patreon.com,

forward slash magic tavern, and become a patron of hello from the magic tavern. And if you can't afford a Patreon, that's fine. Just open the nearest window and yell some of the information about it out of that window, and that's one way you can support us. Yeah. You'll always be able to listen here in the main feed and enjoy the show,

but if you have the money to spare, we would appreciate it and would be very grateful. And you said, or can you scry what date this is happening on? In now Why it's available right this very moment on this Perlinder I don't know what he's making all these noises for yeah, but on this right is Well, I don't have to tell the what you don't want. No, please please magic That is what I mean Dix of all this very Earth date today Earth date September 16th 2021 Wow that's so soon today Yeah right now, but when the fuck are we here? Let's stop talking to people so they can go to the website and check it out and see if it's for them

Oh fuck we better start creating bonus episodes D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- Look at the more there. What's that now? I don't know, I'm saying let's go get a drink. We're gonna talk to you on the main feed. We're gonna talk to you on the ad free feed. We're gonna talk to you in bonus episodes. We're gonna talk to you on Discord. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk all the time. Yeah, let's get a drink. Yeah, what do you want?

I'll have a brown ale. Chat, what do you want? Lice remover. Okay, but don't drink that again. Savvy. Now have a red potion. No, no, no, no, no! See everybody soon! you