Hello From The Magic Tavern - INTERLUDE - Girls Night 2: Girl Trip

Episode Date: June 14, 2021

Momo the Mouse and Gianessa the former Sheriff visit Flower in the big city of Northeastia for some drinking, bonding and fighting.CreditsFlower: Brooke BreitMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGianessa... Relkorus: Dana QuercioliTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEarwolf Producer: Kimmie LucasEditor: Anna HavermannSpecial Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:30 People are going to come. People crave the opportunity to sit in the dark for hours delving into other people's trauma, set to original folk music performed on a handmade ukulele. Don't worry about it. Think about something else. Think about something fun and light and different and like the transmission, right? Yeah. I'm just not in the head space to
Starting point is 00:01:54 listen to the regular old show right now. But I do think I saw in one of the transmission logs that some other audio is picked up recently from phone. Yeah, yeah, here it is. It's labeled Flower, Momo the Mouse, and GNS of the former Sheriff of Hogsface. Oh! It's them on a girl's trip to Northeastia! Oh, well that sounds lovely.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Let's listen to that. Let me just switch over to this channel press play. Here we go. Hello from the Magic Tower! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do So physically, this is flower. I don't hear it with my girls. We got some Giannazza. Ayo. We got Momo. Ah, da da da da. It's a Momo, it's me, Momo, why? Listen, I invited them to come up to the city
Starting point is 00:03:17 and I was like, listen, I got a mace some morning off my stand at the market. I got a nice hotel room. We're gonna live it up for a night in Northeast. Yeah, I'm just like have some fun. We've been having fun, which is why we thought it would be a good idea to record ourselves. So I said let's do a vlog. But then I realized my camera broke. I can't record it video-wise. So it's an audio vlog. Well, Flower paint them a picture if there was a vlog, what would they see? There are clothes everywhere.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Ha ha ha. We've just, we've been sitting in a room and there's clothes everywhere because we've been trying our outfits. Yes, someone screamed a fashion show. Who's to say who it was? But then we did a fashion show and that's why there's clothes everywhere.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I will say this, it's hard for me to fit it to both of your clothes, but I do it. I try, I do it, I want a night. Well, I feel so, I can I say this to you guys? I've never felt more alive. Oh my gosh. That's so beautiful. We're on wearing fluffy white robes
Starting point is 00:04:18 to paint you even for another picture, Rob. Like very cute and a little robes. Can we take these robes home? Was, no, seriously, what's the deal with the robs? Because I've never, full disclosure, I've never really stayed in a hotel before. Mama hasn't either, Mama doesn't know. Do you not said, do you know?
Starting point is 00:04:35 I've said a few, I believe you can be arrested as, you know, obviously a former person of the law. I believe you can be arrested if you take those off the premises, unless you pay for them, but they're so expensive. Oh no. I've stolen a couple shopping carts before. And I do, I wasn't even grocery shopping.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I just took them out walk by and I was like, that seems like a sweet ride. And then I just got in and waited for the win to take the client. How long had you been sitting there? I sat in the band and grocery cart that made us way away from the corral for probably three days. Well, Momo has a question. Flora, you probably get stuck. You know how those carts lock up when they get a certain distance
Starting point is 00:05:16 away from the store? Well, how did you get stuck? How long? They do. What did you do? You don't know. What did you do? That makes me...
Starting point is 00:05:26 That makes me realize that you've never had to bring your groceries with a cart too far away from the store. So that's pretty good for you. That's pretty good, but a lot of carts will lock up if you get a certain distance away, so you can't steal them. Okay. Okay. I guess it was here...willpower. Overcoming all odds to make sure that I had that joyride That's you that's you in a nutshell. Thank you. Thank you. It didn't and poorly. I was shot. I was jettisoned Once I hit a speed bump in the road might have been a body. I say speed bump. There was something there I come across a lot of bodies and my travels hit it Jettisoned flower. Do you come across a lot of bodies in my travels. Hit it, jettison. Flower, do you
Starting point is 00:06:05 come across a lot of bodies? Or do you turn people into bodies? I come on the boys. Flower, I know. You're a good balance for me, Flower. Both of you, I feel like we just really are just like three balancing friends of each other. We each have our own thing. Three friends in the city. That's what it is. It's sex something in the city. There's something there. We'll figure it out. There's always three. There's always three of them. There's never more than three. It's always three ladies in the city. It can't be anymore. It has to be three. Otherwise, it doesn't feel right. It's too many.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Can Momo be honest with the two of you? I wish you would and I hope you are. You know how Momo has never been to a city before? Yeah. And you know how you left Momo alone for like two minutes? Momo did a drug. Which one? I, who, that's a great question, I was gonna ask you guys.
Starting point is 00:07:03 So a guy was like, would you like a drug and I was like Of course I'm in the city and I took this little piece paper and I put it in my mouth and how long until something changes do you think? Okay, wait, I have a couple follow up questions First he just said would you like a drug? Yeah, so what we don't know he could be an apothecary Yeah follow up question after that of like here's a list. It was just like, yeah, what possible follow up questions would we have for each other? Do you want a drug? Yes. Well, you should have listened. Later, I'm going to ask you for a description of this person so I can kind of find them and hold them accountable. But, but right now, on the girls trip, so right now,
Starting point is 00:07:43 I'm trying to be in party mode, which is to say I'm still concerned for your health. Here, let me, okay, Mom was gonna throw up a little bit of it, and then we each can get, so my ladies can join me. Mom, it doesn't wanna be alone in this. I'm gonna need you, cause I'm not gonna take this lightly. I'm gonna need you to puke directly into my mouth.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Oh, like a bird. Straight up baby bird style. And I have to tell you to puke directly into my mouth. Oh, like a bird. Straight up baby bird style. And I have to tell you, it will be wasted on me because as soon as I witness whatever's about to happen with the two of you, I will vomit before during an after the event. I won't it won't last. Here's what I'm going to make a promise to you. At some point, one of us is going to secretly vomit in your mouth When you least expect it, and then we'll all be in it together. But we won't tell you, because I know you're not, it's like getting it, getting a shot. You just gotta like...
Starting point is 00:08:32 It won't be a secret, it will be a Daisy Janna vomit, and it will be so bad. It will be so bad. And that's a girl's trip promise. So it will, it's all gonna be great. And here we go, ready? Uh, hut, hut, hut. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, I want a new drug. Cause this is, this is a, I feel refreshed. I feel invigorated. I feel like I'm skiing down an Alpine mountain.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Well, I think I got good news and also bad news, is, almost stomach acid is mint. So I, it didn't go in there, Minty. It just came out, Minty, for you. Okay, that changes the situation. It just came out Minty for you. Okay. That changes. It does, but honestly makes me jealous. You guys knew how much I throw up. I'm an emotional puke and not on purpose. But if you guys knew and I'm so jealous of this whole mint thing, what a dream.
Starting point is 00:09:39 What are some of the times you've emotionally puke? Oh, wow. Somebody one time congratulated me. That was it, just congratulations. And that was it. Yeah, I just let loose. I guess that does mean a lot when someone takes the time to say good job. If you think about it this way, if your cart is broken,
Starting point is 00:10:02 you complain, but if the cart is running smoothly, you don't go to the person who built the cart to say, well done. Right. So when people take time to congratulate you, it does mean quite a bit, especially to me. And so that, that was one. Another one was one type of somebody told me they had feelings for me. Dish. They had feelings for me. Huh, dish? Well, it was immediately undone because of when somebody says, hey, I think I'm falling for you and then you just start vomiting. They're like, oh, maybe check please, I gotta go. Oh, that wasn't the right person then.
Starting point is 00:10:36 No. Because if somebody said I love you, you blow chunks. And they don't go go are you okay? Fuck them. You're right. Oh God, I needed this trip. I needed this. I needed this trip. I needed it too.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And also, Momo was thinking, if someone threw up on me after I said I love them, I'd go this this door. We're going to tell our grandkids. What a romantic. What a romantic. I guess now that I'm looking back on it, maybe that person was a kind of an uncaring a-hole.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Yeah. Which ex is this? Should we guess flower? It's trying to guess. You each get two guesses. All right. But wait, I'm not going to respond right away, because what if whatever gets it right in the first one
Starting point is 00:11:25 So I'm gonna give you each both of your guesses. Okay. This is a fun game. All right Okay, I'm gonna guess that it was dad dude Who has meat on a stick outside of The warrant that one shop flower. I'm gonna stop you right there. I didn't date that person. You wanted me to date that person. It never happened. It seems so strong. As it is, it's like a real strong guy. He's a Karen run that meet on his stick. He's very smart. He connects the fact that
Starting point is 00:11:57 you can buy sticks inside the store and then he brings his own meat. It's a BYOM. Denny stands outside. People are like tired from buying sticks and they're like, I could use some meat. And that guy's right there. He's meat. It's a BYOM. Denny stands outside. People are tired from buying sticks. And they're like, I could use some meat. And that guy's right there. He's right there. He's me, no, supply and demand. That is not the person I dated. But that is who congratulated me.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Oh, yeah. That would be beautiful. Well, maybe you should date him. Well, Flower, one time told me that there's an emergency, but really, she wanted to sit with me on a bench across the street from that guy so we could look at him for a little while. And we kept clapping whenever he would pick something up. It was nice.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Flower, are you interested in that guy? I don't know. Seems like me. Let's get back to my game and let's talk about this. Also, who's pouring? Because I do have the minty kind of vomit taste. Who's pouring the next round? Well, yeah, you want somebody? Aaaaah!
Starting point is 00:12:46 Okay. Yeah. Surprise vomit. Did you give me throw up that time? That one was quiet. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but I'm not sorry. I was all to be on the same page.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Somehow, I would have thought. I really would have thought that that would be less disgusting, a quiet vomit. But it turns out just as bad It's somehow more sinister and more disgusting, right? Well, there's more overall body movement when it happens when I when I'm being vocal about it It's very contained, but when I'm quiet I'm trying so hard to be quiet that it's just all arms and legs
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yes, I see all right. I got my guess. Are you ready? Also keep in mind I am not limited to one gender. I date whoever so yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Keep your key that in mind. All right. Um is it that time you dated my stepdad? Remember when you dated my stepdad? I remember that very vividly, but remember I'm not gonna answer right away because I want everybody to get two guesses But I thought that was pretty cool when you dated my stepdad because I was like as long as you're not dating my mom Hey listen, I wouldn't do anything like that to upset you I would only date somebody with both of your blessings. Of course. I got a guess. What is it flower? Is it is it that bitch with the good tits in the gold legs?
Starting point is 00:14:05 That was another emergency you told me about. You said, run, run with me. And we went and it was just the bitch with the good tits with the gold legs. And I was like, this was important. Two things I know about it. Great tits, gold legs. I would only use one of those descriptors
Starting point is 00:14:20 to talk about a female body. And it's the gold legs. I gotta be honest. But remember, I'm not telling you, so you each have one guess and they're both really good guesses. All right, is it the loaf of bread you fell in love with for a little while? Well, that one, I'll answer right now because I want you to have another guess
Starting point is 00:14:40 because that one was just purely once-sided. That bread did not love me back and that was the cruelest of all my breakups. Oh, God, because normally you would comfort yourself with bread. Right, exactly. And then break up with bread. It's no longer a comfort.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You can fall in love with bread, but it will love you the yeast. Oh, my God, write it down. Oh, my God, I'm so happy. I don't know. Look, I bought a pillow. Wow! I learned embroidery. I my God, I'm so happy. I don't have a pillow. Look, I bought a pillow. Wow! I learned embroidery.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I embroidered this shit on this pillow. He says, you can fall in love with bread, but he will love you the yeast. And it's shaped like a piece of bread. Far, I'm really proud of you that you've expanded your hobbies past just staring at different hot people around town. Because that was most of what we did together for a while.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Which I love looking at hot people. Yeah. But I'm glad that you're embroidering now. That's, you know what, you gotta keep it stemmed. What do I got? Leaves busy. I was gonna say stems. Oh, the drums flower.
Starting point is 00:15:35 The drums. Oh, yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby. I, you know, we've addressed the anatomy of flowers multiple times in all of these recordings, and I refuse to be defined by things. And I apologize for calling out the great tits part. It was just something that I thought was.
Starting point is 00:15:54 No, don't apologize for that. When it's true, it's true. Mm-hmm. When it's true, true. That's one of those words, you guys. Can I be fully honest with you? That's one of those words that like, if I say fully honest with you? That's one of those words that like, if I say it in the throws, later I will be embarrassed about it.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I just can't, if that word I can't take seriously. But what I, but you know what I thought you were gonna say about learning embroidery, thought you were gonna say, you put the pedal to the metal. Oh, but P-E-T-A-L you guys. I need to be in the end, cause I got needles in my pedals.
Starting point is 00:16:26 That's crazy. There's a pillow behind that. This is pedal to the metal. You hope that's the other one, but I have a different meaning. What? It's very applicable in multiple situations. You packed heavy for this strip. It's mostly pillows.
Starting point is 00:16:39 I packed pillows, wine, and then a small round cheese. Okay, don't bring that out, because famously, Momo gets drunk off of cheese. That's true. That's what I was like, I thought you were going to cut in this cheese later. Yeah, of course. So, different, you know how there's different drunks
Starting point is 00:16:57 that you get? Yeah. Momo has a little bit of cheese. Momo gets into a fight. Oh, I love that, give her the cheese. Yeah, Momo, I can jump, because Momo's got human strength, obviously. I can jump in punch a man in the face. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Jump to his height, punch him in the face. Get the cheese out. This is a new plan. This is a new plan. I know we're going to leave them. I told you. We got to go because I have not wielded a weapon or fodder man in so long you guys. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Oh yeah, we're doing it. And this is how we show love to each other as we go. Yeah, it starts as a fashion show and it kind of turns into a fight club. It kind of turns into like, let's go out for the purpose of fighting. And I love that about this friend group. I don't know who we're gonna fight, but I'm gonna do it in this robe. Yep.
Starting point is 00:17:48 We're gonna go out there and really tear it up. Lots of mobility in this robe. It's nice, it's got pockets. Yeah. Yeah. You know that thing where everything that's made for women is meant to be depressing and hurtful and painful and sad. Yeah, functional.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Yeah, not functional. This robe, I feel like is the one item that isn't that. I feel like this robe was like a blessing for us. 100% because the pockets are deep. The pockets are functional. Pockets. Okay, now I'm gonna give you a clue about the person who gonna be vomit.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Deep pockets. Deep pockets is a clue. Okay, that could be at least six of your exes. Yeah. All right. My body count is high. Deep pockets. Oh shit. Is that that is it that old prospector? I loved him for you. Which one? Gold rush Pete. Gold rush Pete is a good guess. I'm not I'm not answering. So flower, that's two for you. Mom, are you still one more. I'm guess three at this. Did you guess three? Gold Rush P.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Are you sure it wasn't? Okay, it's gotta be him. Remember when he would, or guess him, he would make an old-timey dinner bell noise? Yeah. I love that. I've tried to make other partners do that since, and nobody's down for it. Well, that's just three. All right, I've almost got another guess. Who else? Who? You have to say it's ladies, ladies. you have to say what you want in the bedroom. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:19:10 You ever, you ever just before you come, you ever just yell soups on? I've never said soups on, but God, that's a good one. I said it. Okay, this is going to sound strange. Momoa said that right after she's come. That won't show. Makes sense. I've said that right after she's come. That looks so makes sense. I've said it only when I've been making soup. Am I missing out?
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah, let me give you this pillow. Take this pillow home. It says soup's on. Take a home, you remind you. Thank you so much. Let's see. Okay, this is what I just love it. I just love being a little bit drunk
Starting point is 00:19:42 and talking to my ladies about this kind of thing. Me too. Um, so Momo,? Oh, it is. My gosh. So you're doing like a bunch of work there. It's a bunch. You're doing so much of it. It's probably why I'm saying soups on at the end.
Starting point is 00:20:15 It's just exhausted. Needs soup. Bringing too many calories during that. You need to replenish with the hearty, ale and hearty soup. All right, Momo needs to guess again. I need, we need to get to the bottom of this. I don't even remember what we're guessing for.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Yeah, oh, we could just stop it. We could all go ahead and move on. No, we know who the packets made a puke. Oh, this is yes, okay. The X who didn't want you to puke on them. Yeah. Well, so that does actually rule out your stepdad because that was kind of his thing.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Was it the mayor's daughter? I'm listening. Okay Was it the mayor's daughter that you had a forbidden romance with? because you were right you read from a different political party. This is here's what's gonna get you guys ready for for this Which which mayor's daughter? Because I dated three of them what's gonna get you guys ready for this? Oh my god. Which mayors daughter? Oh. Because I dated three of them. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:21:08 I sure. You are Momo's hero. That is amazing. Listen, I genuinely found them interesting and wonderful. They're great, great people except for one. So when I said I'm listening, I want you to guess which of the daughters was the worst one. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Clara, what do you think? Which of the daughters is the mayor? I wasn't sure if we were talking about which mayor, who was daughter. We're talking about the daughters of the most recent mayor. Most recent mayor. Hmm. This isn't the banana, is it? Right, I was just going to actually say that Momo was a too painful to bring up the
Starting point is 00:21:46 word mayor for you. Um, well, Momo's feeling very brave and Momo's moving on. And mayor Manana is an old ex, okay? Turned out he was a banana. No one saw that coming. No. Well, it's just like no one in my life knew he was a banana. We were completely caught and fguard that that banana with the sash was a banana. Blue, my freaking mind. What were people telling you?
Starting point is 00:22:14 I think we said that's a banana. We very, very clearly he could speak, he only hummed or whatever. We were very clear. Uh, well sometimes Momo just wants to hear what Momo wanted to hear. You know when you date someone and all your friends are like, that person is the worst and is also a banana. And you're like, no, no, I have to find this out for myself. I'm on my own path, my own journey.
Starting point is 00:22:39 And you waste five years of your 20s. It's really hard when they're so appealing. It is. And there's another pillow. It's really hard when they're so appealing. It is. And there's another pillow. It's most of- That's so good. It's so good to walk over there. I'm starting to think you didn't pack a toothbrush.
Starting point is 00:22:50 I didn't know it was my teeth. It's rubbed the assaults on there. When you get down to it, figuring out somebody is a banana for yourself. Yeah. Isn't always the hardest. It, here's what I'm gonna say. You're so smart you're so
Starting point is 00:23:05 wonderfully so beautiful it shouldn't take you five years to figure out what a banana is and I say that with all of my heart it's really beautiful never friend days something so nice to be but it's like I like it being honest like I think maybe I had some guesses that he was a banana and then I didn't think I deserved any more than a banana, you know. I was like, yeah, I should be dating the thing that clowns slip on. That makes sense for me. Right. But you know what? I'm better now.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I'm getting into fights after I eat cheese. Yeah. I did a drug. I'm thriving. I'm almost thriving. That's the best news. Also, it was the middle daughter. She didn't have goat legs.
Starting point is 00:23:48 So it's not the one with the goat legs because there were two girls I dated with goat legs. Right, right. It was the middle daughter. Biggest problem I've ever encountered in my whole life. Rotten like a banana, thank you. Oh no, it sounds like you're maybe still a little hung up on her. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:24:05 No, no, no, we're good. It was like an emotional vomit, and it was a spiritual vomit. It was an everything vomit. Got everything out clean as a whistle. Good to go down in a monder the next. I guess it won't bother you to know that. I think I passed her on the way into the hotel. I think she's in here.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Yeah, I think she's in here. I into the hotel. I think she's here. I think she's here. I think she's here. I hope she's... I hope she's here. I hope she's here. We're gonna fuck her up tonight. Oh. We're gonna... Listen, listen, it will start with pillows.
Starting point is 00:24:36 We'll bring all these pillows with us, and we'll just gently try to catch her off guard. I wonder if your friends and drugs are gonna fuck her up tonight. Hey guys, do you guys, I can't have a scandal attached to my name because I still am trying to be an elected official. Okay, so what's going on with that? I'm really serious.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I'm very confused by politics, mostly because I choose to actively be confused. Right, it is a choice. You know what it's like, it's like, I only talk politics, but it's mostly because I'm like, I don't want to talk about politics. They keep telling me it's on a need to know basis. So I'm waiting to hear, but the thing is you guys, I can't have a scandal, but I want to scandal if it means fighting her in this hotel.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I have a question, no. But when it comes to the government positions, are you on hold or you want check of ale? They have me on check avail for several. Whoa. Congratulations. No, we asked for it. If you don't even know where you stand in that, you're like,
Starting point is 00:25:33 it feels like an empty handshake. It's an handshake, but when you look down, there's no hand. Yeah, it's hard to make plans. It's smack of the fish, you know. Plans, you guys, speaking of plans. OK. I want you to know that I am not into tarot. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:25:59 It's a root vegetable. Oh, is that what it is? It's a root vegetable. It's a root vegetable. The one that's spirally? White with the spirals? Yes, I really like that. It's a really vegetable. The one that spirally? White with the spirals? Yes, yes. Purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple purple.
Starting point is 00:26:09 You guys think that drug just hit, that drug hit the heart. I was gonna say it, but I think I, what I was, I think what I was going is when we start making plans for the future, I want you guys to be there. I want you guys to be, if I get in the office, I want you guys to be there. I want you guys to be if I get in the office. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I want you guys to have a job if you want it. I want to be secretary of the treasure. Treasury. Secretary. Yes, Secretary. Yeah, even when we turn down diners, drivers and dies, I feel like it's really loud. We're playing his whole time. We've been playing it this whole time.
Starting point is 00:26:50 And I'm just feeling it's really loud and I just know it's a feeling extra loud. I feel like then, something's kicking in for you too because I didn't even hear it. I couldn't even hear it, but now that you say it, it's all I can hear. Okay, somebody else I'll shut a window. There's somebody outside you say it, it's all I can hear. Okay. Somebody else shut a window. There's somebody outside yelling
Starting point is 00:27:07 about what diners are the best. Yeah, all of a sudden I was like, why is Momo wanting to bleach her hair and spike it? Why is that every third thought I'm having? And now I'm thinking it's because of that guy outside yelling about what burger that has bacon in the middle of it is the best. He's on fire, that man is on fire.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Or should we do that to your hair tonight? Oh my God, yes. Yes, we should. We should do that to my hair right now. All right, and buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Momo took a bee in the bee eight, Momo's hair. And oh, I didn't mean to shave it all off. He's just shaved off your hair.
Starting point is 00:27:48 We went to go do your hair and you just shaved off your fucking hair. That was so fast. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs are all over. I think the drugs be fine with it. You'll look great. But also that truly was out of control. Do you know that thing?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Do you know that thing you learn about when you're learning about what makes the world work and move? Is it potential energy versus kinetic energy, which is potential energy is the build up energy. And kinetic energy is when it's happening. There was no potential energy before you shaved your head. It was the only kinetic. And it just happened so fast.
Starting point is 00:28:29 There was a, that was, there was a stampede. OK, I'm gonna shave. I'm shaving my pedals. No! Did you do that for me? Holy crap! I did it. I just did the sides.
Starting point is 00:28:44 I did the sides. Oh just look at the sides. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Momo, you look amazing. Oh, I'm going to regret this, but I don't give a fuck. I gotta tell you, Momo is feeling very out of control. Momo didn't even need to do that.
Starting point is 00:28:57 You were so right. There's no forethought. There was no build up to that. It was just the doing. Holy crap, the drugs. Oh no. Uh oh. Momo is catching a reflection of herself build up to that. It was just the doing. Holy crap, the drugs. Oh, no, uh-oh. Mama's catching a reflection of herself in this little pool of water. Everybody come over here and look at your reflection.
Starting point is 00:29:12 You can see yourself. It's like, oh, God, it's a pool of water. But also I want to tell you, we don't have to look at your reflection to see you. You're looking at me. No, no, right. We, but what if, when I blink, you can still see me when I blink? What if I go in my eyes, try it. Dear to what object permanence is, mama? Where'd she go?
Starting point is 00:29:32 No, no, let's fuck with. Where'd she go? Oh, you mean that's what it is? When I close my eyes, you guys can't see me either. Where's the baby? Where's the baby? Where's the baby? And I open my eyes.
Starting point is 00:29:42 There she is. I really can't. I'm gonna cut up this cheese. Oh my god. We're gonna take a wig break. And then I think we're probably just gonna... We might go hurt somebody. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, before we get going, the anesthesis is something about tarot, which is a root vegetable.
Starting point is 00:30:13 And it made me think I brought these future cards. And so I would sell it here. Yes, I thought we would do a quick, solid tear and see what our future may hold if we get into this fight. Oh my gosh. Yes, I love this so much. All right, ready? So who would like to go first? Um, I want, well, are you, can I ask, are you gonna also read your own Momo? Is that allowed? Yes, of course. Okay, okay. I don't want to go first. I'm terrified of this.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Let the cards decide. Hi. All right, flower your cards open the air and then we'll over the next two. That's the record. All right. And through the matter next to you, flower, you're first. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I was okay, I asked for it. All right, flower, shuffle these. Okay, I do have. And then, and really just like clear your mind. Okay. Bleh. All right, here we go, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle. The first card is the body.
Starting point is 00:31:18 That can mean only one thing. You're gonna come across a body to this flower. This is all I'm brand for me. Day next card is the tit. I don't know what that means. They got it, I did the get that one because I would be laughing about it tomorrow. I'm already embarrassed, they said the word tit.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I hope I know, I hope like the cooter card doesn't come up next or the clit. I hate saying the word clit. I hope it doesn't come up next. Or the clit. I hate saying the word clit. I hope it doesn't come up. You just said it twice. You did that to yourself. Ah! Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:50 That's another pillow. Okay. And let's see, Flip. The friendship card. Not bad. Ah! This means friendship card attached to tits and bodies. Buzam bodies.
Starting point is 00:32:12 All right, ready to see your comes here. Shuffle those cards. We didn't really figure out anything about it. Mom lost the book immediately. We just opened it. Oh, so it's just open. I didn't make sure on the same page. Yeah, but I wasn't interpreting the cards.
Starting point is 00:32:30 No, mom doesn't know how to do that part. She just has the cards. Oh, can we, can we, we, okay. Okay, we got a body. And then the word I won't say. Yeah. And then what was, and then what was the last one? Friendship.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I made the whole bosom bodies connection, but I don't know what it means. That was good. That was good. Okay, body. Okay, bodies. Okay, I'm going to free associate. Yes. Okay, ready? bodies. You let the body sit for it. Let him hit the floor. And then you're going to and then you're going to come across him. And then that word I won't say is to a pair, a pair, and then you're gonna, and then you're gonna come across him. And then that word I won't say is to a pair, a pair, a pair, and then friendship. And you have a pair of friends right here and we're about to go start a fight, which I think means there's gonna let the body sit before. You're right. You're a genius. You're right. Okay. Are you ready to do your cards?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, but only if somebody else free associates Well, you did a lot of work. We're not gonna make you do that every time we promise Thank you guys. It was such a long walk. All right shuffle these cards You shuffle in the cards all right the first card is The shaving of your head. I wonder what that means. I wonder if it means you should join your friends in solidarity. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. This card is the head and it looks like you drew. Did you draw this? I'm the only one. I mean, I'm gonna call it out. It's beautiful, but you drew a razor.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Are you applying that mummoo just panicked through this one in the bathroom to try to get all of her friends in the same page? Yeah, because when you went to the bathroom, you said, can I have a pen? It gave me one of these blank cards. We thought that was weird too. Five. Okay, I'll do it. I think you know to the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I'll do it, hold on, I'll do it. Oh, he's shit. Buzzcut, Buzzcut, Buzzcut, Buzzcut. Oh my gosh. Wait, wait, Janessa, we didn't get through all the cards. What if the other ones were like, don't do it? It's too late now and we can't turn back. And I feel like a lot of people would shave the sides
Starting point is 00:34:32 like you, but I only shave the top. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And I think it's gonna look so good. I'm actually probably, yes, I'm gonna look like somebody very, a familial male. Yep, probably All right, here's the next card ready. Yeah, the second chance at love card I don't even have a guess for that one. What could that possibly mean? You're so
Starting point is 00:34:57 specific and then the third one is a redemption card. Oh It's a redemption forgiveness card. Someone perhaps might redeem themselves and then you can forgive them and maybe give them a second chance, but that doesn't sound right. Flowers? Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I already have forgiven you too, and you're the only people that I'm gonna come across. Forgiven us for what? Shaving head, shaving head, shaving, she buzz, buzz, kite buzz, buzz goes the bees, bees go buzz. Bees make the honey, honey, your sweet, so is love. Second chance to love. You had one, you got two, three strikes, you're out, out for redemption.
Starting point is 00:35:37 We're going to beat some bitches up tonight. We keep circling back to that, so it must be true. It's funny because when you read me my cards, I thought they were very specific and I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. We keep circling back and that's it must be true. It's funny because when you read me my cards, I thought they were very specific and
Starting point is 00:35:50 actually pretty much. Like on the nose for what they could be, but you still did a really great free association interpretation of those cards. And I can't wait to see how this plays out.
Starting point is 00:36:00 All right. So mom most turn. Here we go. Shuffle, shuffle. Oh, mom got blackjack. That's my first card. Pretty good, try it with a jade. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Oh, one. Pretty good. All right, Momos. This game cheats, this game cheats. Momos that can't cut. No amies. No amies. No amies.
Starting point is 00:36:20 On the kicking ass card. Interesting. Wow. What at that one mean Are you out of cards She's just showing Look she took one of the ones that we had she flipped it over she's trying to say so many cards. And then I guess Mom will get tired. And so there's no more cards. So I guess I need another one.
Starting point is 00:36:50 You want to take the friendship one of the second chance is one. I'll take the friendship one. OK. All right. Those are almost three cards. OK. I flower.
Starting point is 00:36:58 Should we do this one? But we should free associate what words one at a time? OK. Well, we will read the cards again. one at a time. Okay. Okay. Well, we will over the cards again. It was the cash. The cash. Blackjack.
Starting point is 00:37:09 20 in blackjack. Blackjack. But he's checking. Congratulations. And then the last one was you took the friendship right? Okay. All right. Ready?
Starting point is 00:37:18 Yep. Momo is ready. Okay. We'll do blackjack first. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it. Okay Oh yeah, good idea. That's more fun. That's more fun.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Yeah. All right, many. Okay. Flower, you want to start? Yeah, Black Jack. 21. Getting to drink for the first time. Drinking all night so that you might be inclined to go outside.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Racklessness. Drinking enough to get into a fight with someone who hurt your friend. Oh, friend zone. I think that's it, friend zone. Click that zone. Friend zone. I think that was it. Okay, second one.
Starting point is 00:37:53 What was the second one? The second one was the kicking ass car. Okay, okay, kicking ass. Kiki names. Naming something, like calling something what it is. Calling out something. Your nash hole. I feel like all of these are leading me back to that x x of mine. Is it a should am I allowed to say it? Is it Marina? Because also, I'm sorry, that's not a name. That's the place where boats go. That's true. That's so true.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Bitch, you're a duck. You're a duck. Bitch. Bitch, you're a duck. Yeah, I do it. Say it. Flower, go, do it. I'm so jazzed. I know. I'm so worn. Mom was ready. Bitch, you're a yacht club. Bitch, people were, people were both,
Starting point is 00:38:44 we're both shoes. to go see you bitch bitch I'm almost so ready. Oh, this really means a lot to me because I will call anybody who hurt you guys I will call the men named to anybody who hurt you guys was wrong and bad Call her some other things too. I'm not limited by my vocabulary. I love that about you. And I can tell that by your pillows. Yes. Soft my dock.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Holy cow, dock suckers. All right, Mom, what are you gonna do? 15 push-ups and then Mom was ready to go. Let's just do it, let's just go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it, okay. We're wearing the ropes, right, everybody? Yeah, we're wearing the other ropes.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Yeah, okay. Quickly, gotta get through the, okay? People will know We're wearing the ropes, right? Yeah, we're wearing the ropes. Yeah. Okay. Okay, quickly. I'll get through the... People will know that these are hotel ropes, right? And not think that we're doing something very strange. You know what? I don't care to that. What's the difference? I don't care tonight. What's the difference? I think it's hotel ropes, or we're doing something strange.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I think either way, we're doing something pretty fucking weird. Yeah, that's true. I'm just trying to uphold my reputation, but it's so hard. Ah, we need to get you a quick disguise. Who cares what happens to me and Flour? We need to disguise you really quick. Well, I can't wait happens to you guys. Back to you, back to you.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Back to you, back to you, back to you. OK, wait. All right, so your hair is doing a lot for us right now, because you don't look like how you normally do. Oh my gosh. Flour, what else? You guys, you don't I just realize? What?
Starting point is 00:40:07 Remember how for all those years at the beginning of my career I had to do it in a dram. I had to dress as a man. What if I do that again? Should I dust it off? Dust it off. Dust it off. It off.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Dust it off. Okay. You got like a beard and mustache just like a sit you like a whole press. Wait like a sit you like a whole Where'd you go where'd you go? I'm right here open your eyes out right here See it's because it's the hair the haircut was meant to be then because I already look I have male pattern baldness Holy shit, it's you. Yeah, it's me. Oh my god. All I had to do was put a roll of parchment right down my pants
Starting point is 00:40:47 Well, I had to put pants on and then I put parchment right down them. All right, I think we're ready. So you're in disguise. Yeah Mom, I just Already did taste you blood with her friend. Let's go get Marina. Okay. Come on. I had to go through the lobby though Please go get Marina, okay? Come on, I gotta go through the lobby though. Excuse me, sisters. I'm having the most fun ever, drinking with you with this hotel bar. Marina! Listen, you're the middle sister.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I'm your old sister. You know me, Mag! Mag, of course I know you're my eldest sister and you've taken care of me my whole life. And why if it isn't our youngest sister? That's right sister, it's me. And I've never done anything of note because I'm a pure fool. It idiot even, but I love you so. I love you so.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Mincey, don't say such things about yourself. Well, you know how it is, with father and father. They think I'm a fool, and I am. Well, you haven't really lived yet, Mincey, but that's not your fault. We've kept you very sheltered. What if sisters, Marina just had a thought? What is it?
Starting point is 00:41:58 What about... Little boat joke, because my name is Marina, we get into a fight tonight. Hmm... I don't think... Little boat joke as my name's Marina. We get into a fight tonight I don't think Mother and father would prove My name is please but that led me to my birthday and she fight. I've got nothing to lose I've been living in a garbage can. I'm so glad we found you It really was a wonderful surprise
Starting point is 00:42:25 Wasn't it? I've been just down the dumps and then I said, this garbage can looks nice and curzy, so hidden side and put a list on top of it. Much like a personal jacket in the box was I... Imagine! Yes, I screamed for my knife! The song doomed to doom, to doom, to was playing, as we approached that trash can.
Starting point is 00:42:47 I wanted to throw away my gum, and then I went to throw it away, and you popped out and gave me such a fright that I swallowed my gum, and it's going to be there for about seven years. I just wanted attention. My stomach is minty now. I don't know how to undo it. What do you say about a fight now? Youngest Sister Mitty, come on, what do you say? Well, I suppose it fits what the two of you want. I would do it, but again, I can't resist it off. Mother and father tell me I'm an idiot. So, if you want to, I suppose it would be best.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Are you going to do a slap circle? A slap fight in a circle. A slap circle, all of us, one hand out. And turn abruptly and slap the sister next to you. A slab fight. In a circle. A slab circle. All of us one hand out. And turn abruptly and slap the sister next to you. Oh, like we did with Rumi Younger. Yes, that's true. That is a warm up for our real fight. On the count of three. Ready?
Starting point is 00:43:35 One, two, three. Slap. Ow! Slap? Oh my god, this. I do think I like this game. That one hit both of us Excuse me, but I couldn't notice all of you just sitting over here. So I couldn't notice I could yeah fuck you Fuck you fuck you No, I noticed hey hold on a small stranger You appear to be a flower, but could you give me just one quick little sidebar at this
Starting point is 00:44:05 bar with my sisters? Yeah, that seems reasonable. Thank you. Okay, sisters, this just happened upon us, and it seems like somewhat of a miracle. This dumb flower, and then this really scary mouse that looks like it has a shaved head, and then this man, I seem like the perfect people to fight. I want to marry him. No, I don't think you should, because there's something about this man that reminds me of
Starting point is 00:44:28 a past love, and all of a sudden I have a guilt in my stomach. A guilt to the day. I don't see what it has to do with me. But you are such a terrible sister. My goodness. Well, honestly, the three of us managed to engage. I wonder, is it wise to fight a man in a flower? And what, whatever else?
Starting point is 00:44:50 I don't know what things are all the time. Look at me, father and mother took away your confidence, but that doesn't mean they've taken away how special you are. I've seen you carry heavy things up the palace stairs because that's where Mayor lives, the palace. And I think the very best. Oh my goodness, it's a pot of sorratti.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Lady, it's going to go. This one's Marina, I can't tell him apart. It's the one right there. It's me, Marina. Sorry, how do I know you? You would ask me that. What do you, you heartless beast? You...
Starting point is 00:45:28 Oh! You throw a nut that hold on. Everybody, oh my god, this is what there's blood everywhere. Stop, stop it once everybody, stop! Stop, stop! Stop! I have expired. Am I goodness, my sister, my sister?
Starting point is 00:45:44 No, this wasn't the intention. What mother and father do? We just recovered you from the trash. And I guess we could tell that we never found you. That's sort of a disease. That sounds like I'm OK. Oh, really? You are OK?
Starting point is 00:45:57 Thank God there's a sour taste in my mouth. Wow, Marina, that was dastardly what you were going to say was, wait, why do I also recognize this man? I think this is... The person who I've thought about every day for so many years is... Someone I'd like to out and greatly. Little, little, right now. Jesus!
Starting point is 00:46:19 Jesus, you smell like Jesus, both of you. Does mouse and the flower... are you drunken, hi? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Yeah, while this will be... You smell like cheese is both of you. Does mouse and the flower are you drunk and high? Yeah, while it's raining you, I'm glad you're coming to this emotional realization right now But I'm gonna tell you right now. This is my friend. This is my friend Who I care about very much and I don't care how you feel now Yeah, you'd feel pain if you're gonna apologize to our friend, you're gonna have to go through us.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Momo and Flower, drunk girls. And I'm sorry I almost killed your sister. I had a tiny stabs and I didn't know she will bleed so easily. I bit someone hard, Momo bit someone like hard. Do you, I mean, but it just bit me. I've been the only one really hard this whole time. Do you guys think I should introduce myself
Starting point is 00:47:10 because it's a lot of build up and but they still don't know who I am and should I do it or should I just leave? I recognize you and I know what I've done to you and I'm so sorry and I know I don't deserve a second chance or a black jack but I just wanted to say I'm sorry and are you okay? Absolutely not. I'm not okay. I'm bad. I'm very bad and miserable and Flower is this enough or do I have to keep looking at my failures? Mama, I didn't we just wanted to come face somebody.
Starting point is 00:47:45 We didn't want talking to him. Yeah, Momo. Momo's a little disappointed, but it ended so so fast. I think I almost killed someone, and I felt bad about it, because it wasn't the one I intended to inflict the harm upon. So I stopped, I put the brakes on. It's okay, honestly.
Starting point is 00:48:01 You have one they call flower. It's okay. I have petcha, my sister. She's going to they call flower. It's okay. I have pet your my sister. She's going to be just fine. I'm fun. I don't think I'm doing a very good job apologizing to you, GNS, please. I just wanted to tell you that when I said I love you
Starting point is 00:48:15 and then you vomited, I thought you were in such disgust of me and being in love with me. And I thought who would want to marry or love a rich, attractive, hot mayor's daughter with the greatest tips that have ever existed, who would love me? And then I thought that you threw up because of me and that's why I didn't say are you okay? But then I realized and remembered later that you told me that you threw up when you get emotional and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. You know what, let's get out of here.
Starting point is 00:48:42 and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. You know what, let's get out of here. Yeah, Mama's bored. She's made me a bar. Like, this is, I'm so fucking bored right now. This is, we just gotta go. Sorry. Mama wants pizza, Mama wants pizza and to go back and hang out in the room.
Starting point is 00:48:56 All right, we better go then. Do you know something? You had every opportunity to try and get in touch with me and if you're gonna go ahead and say, it's because I was undercover a million different ways and running for a million different offices. It's so very much like you, but you could have found a way to contact me or power.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I'm a mom, I'm willing to throw up again. And I need to do it in her mouth. Do it in her mouth. do it in your mouth. I think that seems always to intimate again. Hey, hey, do it in our mouth. Come on, throw up in our mouth. We're your best friends. Come on, throw up in our mouth.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Hey, I don't... Okay. I mean, you all don't have to. It's just an option. Okay, I don't want to. Okay, thank you guys so much. Thank you so much. I just wanted to make you, this is time, not trying to make it about me, your friends are right.
Starting point is 00:49:54 I was making it about me. I just wanted you to know that I'm on hold, I'm on first. But I'm also running for the same offices as you. You're my director. I have a check of mail. I'm on check of mail. She's going to get the gig. She knows somebody.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Can we kill her? I'm not gonna say I'm happy about this because I feel like nepotism is gonna win the day and I'm gonna get screwed and all this hard work is for nothing. And it's- No, no, may the best woman win. Oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:50:23 You can honestly gobble 10,000 dogs, and I really mean that because I'm so tired of you. Honestly, she does have a point, Marina. I wonder, have you been a little unselfish? They should try full, a trifle selfish rather. Oh, dear, mother's right, I am a fool. No, you're making a very good point. I am sorry and I'm going to stop making it about me.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I hope you have a wonderful rest of your girls weekend. Marina, step out of the race, Marina. It's the only honorable thing to do. Measures right, the right thing to do is to not further harm this person that you claim to care about? You're right. I have three law degrees, and I believe that I would be a great leader I've been wanting that my whole life, and that's also my dream,
Starting point is 00:51:14 but I will step down and step away. Marina, please don't think me unkind or a fool, but why don't you just use those large grease to become a lawyer or oh okay yeah and can I have one it seems only filling this three of us you have three guess one all right I'll give you one to share half a category can I have the one that has to do with probate? Yeah. Okay, let's get out of here.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Come on, come on, come on. Back to the room. People. Mom was gonna, Mom was on the crazy. We're all gonna go back to the room. This all worked out great. You're stepping down and you're gonna get your dream job. But I know this is gonna sound crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:58 But what if we became four girls in the city? What if we brought Madjup to the hotel room with us? Because she looks like she could party and she smells like garbage. Here's what I'm gonna say now. I'm gonna say no. We're gonna go to the reasons that I will tell you when we get back to the room.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Okay, so let's get back to the room. Bye everybody, nice to see you. Bye, are you sure? Okay, I'll trust you. Hope you learn something, Marina. Bye bye. Good bye. Say, like, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:24 I had to bring you back to the room. I had to tell you. Wow, you guys were talking about it. I was sticking firecrackers up their assholes, so we got rid of them. Because those things were going to blow. It wasn't going to kill them. But it was going to end their asses. So we had to get out of there, because I did stick small firecrackers up above their assholes.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Flowers! Every trip we go on! How did they not know? what kind of gaping? It's a long wick. He's a sturdy long wick. So did you put the wick up there or did you put... Wick hangs. You know, you know the relationship you have with the word tits.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I have that same relationship with the word gaping. Gaping? Oh wait, guys, come to that. Look who made these close to the. Oh, the window, look. Fireworks. It's beautiful. Oh, wow. It's like there for us.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Yeah, I think they are. Guy fire down there must have lit their long wicks. The guy from Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's Divein's. He did. He was on fire and he lit all the wicks to make sure they burned bright. Their ass is exploded and we got what we want. The ropes.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Oh, the ropes. The ropes. Our ropes are disgusting. Yeah, they're bad now. They're gonna be in cover, you know what? They're bad. But I want to say this. I've never had friends who were so willing to stick up
Starting point is 00:53:43 for me and you guys have been... Uh... I was sent from the heavens, I don't know. I've just, I've never had friendships like this, and people think that people who identify as women can't be close friends. And that's wrong, because you two are the best friends I've ever had. Listen, I'm not always good at it. I'll tell you that because you're like long stretches of time when we don't talk. That's okay. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:54:08 You don't have to talk to somebody every day to be an important part of their life. That's right. Momo agrees that Momo never thought that you would be so lucky to have two friends who would say that it is an emergency and pull Momo out of work to show Momo a hot person and then a friend who is so good and then stick up herself and not forgive such a shitty person
Starting point is 00:54:30 and forgive Momo for not realizing her, but my friend is a banana, Momo loves your friends. And we'll be honest with you. We'll be honest with you and say, you were a fucking idiot. Big time, big time. Don't worry now. And that's okay.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Big time idiot. It's like one of the first, it's like one of the first like 20 things you learn is banana. That's a early world. It's early because you. Yeah, Momo also dated a ball and Momo didn't realize there was a ball. And doggy? And doggy.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Momo dated a doggy didn't know the doggy for a long long time. I guess what that says about you Momo is that you really fall in love with the soul of an object or person or animal. And I think that's beautiful too. It's a beautiful way of looking at it. Do you guys minding a hold hand or leave or whatever and look at the window and watch these fireworks with Mama? Yeah, because if somebody's asked us about to drop off, I want to watch it firsthand. Yeah, let the ass I see the floor. Wow those individuals who sometimes identify as female sure know how to party.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Drugs check shaved heads check needle point heads, check, needle-point throw pillows, check. Going out with the express purpose of engaging in acts of physical violence, check. They hit all the key elements of a successful girls' trip. NAD respect. Flower the Talking Flower was played by Brooke Bright. Brooke is currently directing the party game job job for the Jackbox Party Pack 8, which comes out this fall. Momo the mouse with human strength was played by Erin Keefe.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Check out her podcast Hey Rittle Rittle, where she does scenes and solves riddles with Adel and John Patrick Cohen. Human and former sheriff of Hogsface, Gianessa, was played by Dana Curcioli. Check out her very funny improv podcast, Those Who Ant, which she does with Colleen Doyle. And don't write in and tell me it's pronounced aunt. It depends on where you were synthesized and fabricated. Now excuse me while I have a sip of my pop. Of course it goes without saying that both podcasts
Starting point is 00:56:35 mentioned are available wherever podcasts come from. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arning the Camp, Matt Young, and Adelrafaffai, post-production coordination by Garrett Schultz. Earwolf producer Kimmy Lucas, this episode edited by Anna Haverman. Special assistance provided by Ryan DeGeorgie. Hello from the Magic Tavern logo by Allard LeBan. Magic Tavern song by Andy Poland. Well I'm off to do a full dress rehearsal with all 1,408 technical cues, and then it's on to opening night.
Starting point is 00:57:08 If you're listening out there, wish me luck. Oh, wait, I read it's actually bad luck to wish me good luck. Well, okay, wish me an average time, and I'll let you all know how my show goes next week. Oh, God. Art is hard and very scary. As Mama looked out the window with her two friends, she wondered to herself, what would have happened if match had joined them? Is sex really all the things in a city?
Starting point is 00:57:39 Will Flour keep doing pillow stuff? What is it, is it really a rude vegetable? And that is the HBO. Go. But dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. I'm okay. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:57 That's how we ended. You're the one who made my life here, Lord!

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