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Episode Date: July 27, 2026

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Prepare thinesselves, for I am about to unleash from behind the paywall. The final episode of Season 2 of Offices and Bosses, which debuted back in May of 2018. And why, you must be ecstatic to access this episode here on the main feed, did you know that new episodes are still being released on Patreon during this break? It's true, why in just a few days we'll be releasing the final episode. of Season 5 of offices and bosses. Take a listen. Like, look, they say you're too personal

and you're hanging around the office when you should just be dropping off the water and leaving, and they're worried that you're fraternizing with the employees. Buddy, do I look like a guy who fraternizes? I can tell you for a fact that the cooler does not fraternize, because I just made a pass at him, and he turned me down. Me, Jenny ergonomics.

That's right. I was not into her vibe at all. Give me a die roll, Usador. All right. Hopefully, Jenny's failures in love shall be a success in the workplace. That's a natural 20. Oh, my.

Couple of big naturals going on here. Oh, this is the kind of day they're mad at me for. He's going to get in trouble. Turned you down, Jenny. Can you believe it? The lovely ergonomics? I'm sorry.

I just have HR violated myself. You're right myself up. I'm sorry. That's right. None other than Fluff the Squirrel joins us in our final adventure. So finish season two here. Join Patreon at patreon.com slash magic tavern to catcher fun seasons

three, four, and five and be one of the first to complete season five later this week. Don't you want two new bonus episodes every month? I'll finish admonishing you after the episode. For now, Enjoy the finale of Offices and Bosses, Season 2. Fear not, marketing manager, IT professional, sales rep, and temp.

I am office manager, your guide in the realm of offices and bosses. Guys, I'm so excited. I feel like we're close to winning offices and bosses. Yeah, we have, what, $51,000 some dollars? We have more than enough money to buy this TV to win the game. We just got to get to a store? Yeah, I'm quite shocked you guys. I mean, after when we decided to play in a garage band,

the idea that you would somehow not actually playing your concert would garnish you $52,000. I don't quite... The rolls were great, and that's kind of how the game works. Plus, I cleaned the pool that one time. For, was that $200 for cleaning? The pool? I think it was $120.

Oh, and we also sold... At the merch booth, we sold at least one MC Shid Eder shirt. That's correct for $15. All this time, I thought my manuscript, I think I see, was going to be the thing that was going to save us. But it was MC Shitator. No one else thought that. And I just want to say, Dory, thanks for playing. And I know, you know, you're actually near.

You didn't think you'd do very well. You thought you would lose. And I said that, you know, things would be fine. Yes, you did say that, didn't you? Yeah, we're all so close to winning, guys. We actually shook on it. That was weird. Why did we shake on it? No reason at all. I want to remind you,

reintroduce your gentleman to a guest of ours who had brought to the table. Hey, Clacks! Clacks the skeleton! I'm back just in time, I hear, guys. Yeah, we're pretty close to winning the game. Yeah, 30 days in Seguro Hills. Tucson was really good to me. Oh, that's... Oh, that's wonderful to hear. Yeah. I'm so glad that your character Ron Bingo is feeling better.

Yeah, I shuddered to think the state Rom Bingo is in when last... we saw each other. So, yeah, cleaned up and ready to lead a productive, productive life. I don't want to... I don't want to... Should I tell them? I mean, just so you know, it's funny that you came back at this point in time in the game. We just won $52,000.

I know what we can do with it. What's that? Oh, Ron. No. Ron. What? Buy and renovate an RV and serve the local homeless and addicted with health care and medical supplies. See?

That's a lovely idea. Ron, that's disappointing to hear. We do have to buy a big TV. That is one of our... wind conditions for this particular adventure. But with the extra money, I'm sure it doesn't take all that money, we can still do Ron's idea. Actually, he said the buying

renovated an RV. Instead of a TV, could we buy an RV? Can we just... Oh, a really big... Soss out one letter? Yeah, that would be fine. Although, the idea is that you would have to either live at it or travel cross-country in it, at the conclusion of which you could turn it

into a mobile outreach facility. Yeah, like a traveling mission to serve all the homeless and addicted. with health care and medical supplies. Yeah. Oh, so you've really trod around. Yeah, Clacks, remind me what happens when you're playing a drug addict class, right? Yeah, I was on, I was on E.H.

Uh-huh. Pretty, pretty, yeah. I was chasing a dragon. I was out there chasing the dragon the whole time. Yeah, and so, Ron, please, Clax, we want to get away from fantasy. So, yeah. When we're playing offices and Boston. No dragons.

No dragons. Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry, guys. The horse. I was riding. I was riding a white horse. No, there's so many horses, though. We ride so many horses.

I was on to Spike. Heroin. Oh, yeah. Drug names are you guys have any heroines? Are there heroin? Oh, yeah, there's so many. Although, frankly, this show could use more heroin. Yeah, absolutely.

Smack. Smack. Ow. We'll just call him drugs. Drugs. Nothing we can do with that. All right. So Ron Bingo, you went the therapy.

You went to rehab? Yeah, man, Seguro Hills out in Tucson. Yeah, nice program. Really nice. program. They work on a sliding scale, too, which I was really happy for. Yeah, it was nice. Just to remind everyone, you did cash in your one second chance at life ship. I was. I thought that was the right time to do it. I felt like I was really slipping away. So there will be no more second chances out like, no third chance. Yeah, that's fair enough. Really brave of you to be

wearing short sleeves shirts. I think that's great. Hey, this is it. This is my past. It doesn't have to be my future. It's just so great to have you back, Ron Bingo. Yeah. Thanks, nice to be back. I think last time I was here I was scouring under the sink to see what I could just jab in me, man. It was rough, rough stuff. You also broke her a microwave. Did I? I think so.

You put some aluminum foil to microwave. Guys, you know, give me a chance to reassemble all that stuff and I'm going to have a lot of apologies going around. No, I'm willing. Well, right now we need to find a ride so we can go purchase our television. Yeah, if we can just get to a store, we've won the game. Yeah, yeah.

I know Mrs. Roply has a car. She's giving your rides in the past. You might be willing to give you a ride here. You do have that $52,000 is in cash. So it's, I don't know, I imagine on the middle of a table that you're all standing around looking at. Yeah. May I, as my character, John Bastion,

may I go and knock on Mrs. Roply's door? Sure, sure. Okay, I'd like to start, back. Great. Like that roll. It's 14? You knock on her door. Good stuff.

Well done. Was there a chance you might miss the door? Yeah, part of me really wanted to see what would have happened. You're all of one, you know. I mean, Mrs. Roply has always had a shine for Hayden Christensen, so... I guess you could go to knock and the door opens you just punch him in the face. Gotcha. Depending on how hard you wind up for a knock.

Yeah, I would like to see if Mr. or Mrs. Ropley answers the door. Sure. Get a roll. It's Mr. Roply, something even Mrs. Rol. Seven. Mr. Ropley, answers to the front. What do you want? Oh, uh, Mr. Roply.

It's me, John Bastion, and I just wanted to know if we could borrow Mrs. Ropley's car. She was out at some rock and roll show last night, and she's still hung over and sleeping. Go away! Well, if you let us borrow the car, I'm sure Hayden would like to come down later and prune your hedges. That sounds appealing to Mr. Ropley. Is that a euphemism? I think it is, yes. he's going to trim her pews?

And why does Mr. Roply want me to do that? We just have to fucking get to the store. Don't fuck this up. Sorry, I walked downstairs. John, if it's one thing I learned at Seguro Hills, it's that honesty is truly the best policy that if we're going to leave productive lives, we have to live honest lives.

And maybe you should just be straight with Mr. Roply what you're trying to say. That's the only way you have a chance of making a real positive effect in this world. Give me a roll on that, John Bastion. See how you take that lesson there. An eight. It sounds a little tired. Sure.

You believe Ron Bingo, but at the same time, it's like, I knew it's right, but I still am, like, annoyed that he's sort of lecturing to me. Precisely. Precisely. Very well. Mr. Ropley, I hope that you will allow us to take the car for today. I am planning to purchase a new TV. Yay, I have recently procured a large sum of treasure,

and with this treasure, I do then intend to improve my very domicile. And it's always been fairly apparent that your wife probably wants to have sex with Hayden Christian. Yeah. I mean, let's, you know, let's be honest. This is what the level of honesty that happens in true discourse amongst, you know. Let's not beat around your pups. Right. Well, that's fine on account of my male ejaculatory problems.

There we go. There we go. Everybody's being really honest. Thank you for the keys, Mr. Ropley. I would like to ask Ron and Hayden and Danger to go in the car with me to buy the TV. No real ejaculatory problems? Yes, that's what my sheet says here. I take a number of potions to maintain an erection and ejaculate.

Oh. Yeah. I also have had hair transplant surgery. Oh, that probably makes you real angry. It does, believe me. And you can really tell. Especially from the back. There's a seam around the back.

Yeah. I absolutely consent to go on the ride and have to admit at this point that I'm not allowed to drive. Very good, very good. I politely decline. I'm going to hop on the back of my dragonfly and meet you there. Great. Do I have to go along to win the game? Do we all have to?

No, you don't have to. You can stay at the apartment. That would be fun if you stayed behind. No, I'll come What a great choice I'll come Arnie, that's rude of you to just flippantly say, I'll come

when Mr. Ropley is taking potion after potion. We're heading to buy a television? Yes, we have $52,000 in cash. Would that be at like a large, is it like a large parking lot area? Is it like a strip mall

kind of situation? It's a large big box store great buy, a large parking lot. lot. There are a few little restaurants in the out parcels, but it is mostly a large parking facility. Okay, then I want to run inside and grab my suitcase of ayahuasca

and peyote. Oh, what? Ron! I'm just selling it. Oh, wait, what? To finance schooling for my alcohol and drug counseling training and stuff like that. So, parking lots are great places. A lot of comers, a lot

of goers. That's the right place to do it. Hey, Ron, you know how you are promoting total and complete honesty before. Yep. I don't know that it's a great idea that you're selling drugs to help, you know, with your, your schooling. It puts you too close to temptation, I care.

I appreciate you saying that. I'm going to go grab my suitcase. Okay. No, that's all I can do. Great. Yeah. I contemplating coming down on him, but then I realized that I stole all of this money that we have. Yes, you can't take the moral high ground here.

Yeah. Can we roll to see if Ron grabs the wrong suitcase? Sure. Or, Ron, if you want to... I will, yeah. I sure hope he doesn't grab that suitcase of nitroglissur. Would you, could I ask player prerogative? Sure.

Would you not tell me until I open it in the parking lot? That's fine. Wonderful. That'll be fine. That'll be fine. The other option that you could have is, well, I won't even say. I won't even say. I won't even say.

There were some other suitcases. I'll randomly roll on the suitcase manual of contents and see what other random contents might be in the suitcase. Tremendous. Or your drugs. Yeah. Tremendous. Do we need to, we get it on the car and we go to Great Buy?

Yeah. Go ahead and give me a roll to see if you can get there successfully. 17. Perfect. You're there. I won't even ask for, you can get out of the car. I'll say you can get out of the car. I'll say it's okay.

You can leave the car and walk into the front door. I have had some getting out of the car mishaps in my time. Details? I mean, I got long legs. A lot of stuff to trip over. Hey, chunt. Yeah. I just wanted to talk you real quick.

Sometimes when Arnie says things, and then you ask for more details, he gives them. Yeah. And they really just aren't that interesting. So just really think about that before you. I don't know why. I've been burned before. It's like touching a coal or a hot piece of wood.

Yes. I just don't learn. I should learn. That's all right. That's all right. Don't worry about it. Thank you. I'm going to kind of peruse the parking lot for late model domestic sedans. Sure.

Give me a roll there. All right. 17. Okay, you find an 89 Caprice classic two-door, red vinyl interior, kind of silver with some rust on the rear, rear panel. Perfect. That's my mill you. I'm just going to kind of camp out not too far from that and look for comers and goers.

Sure. Can I look at the 76 to 92 car manual? Sure. Is that the blue book? Yeah, that's the blue one. You do notice there is a man in the car with a four-pack old Milwaukee tallboys. Great. I would be careful, though, from my experience on Earth,

if there's a lot of mysterious cars in parking lots like this, fair amount of them are just going to be people masturbating. Okay. I'm going to get close enough to see if that's what... More deep... I'm going to get close enough to see if that's what's happening, and if that's not what's happening. No.

Either way, I'm going to knock on the window and just put on a smiling face and strike up a polite conversation. Okay. We roll for him. Okay. He was not masturbating. Okay, great.

Even better. But he's pretty buzzed. You see another ring of four-pack. Empty. It's empty cans in the car. Awesome. He sees you. A window up or down?

Windows cracked. Okay, great. There's a cigarette smoke coming out. Hey, man. In the mood to keep the party going? What? You in that mood to keep that party going? Yeah, I need a jump.

You got any cables? Yeah. You know I do. No, I'm serious. I need to jump. Oh, jumper cables. Oh, man, this is not what I was... Or drugs.

I think I got drugs, too. I'm cool with that. Yeah, let's do that first, and then I'll ask my buddy if we got cables in the car. Okay. But, yeah, let me see what I got here. Okay. And at that point, I'll open the suitcase. Sure.

There is drugs in the suitcase and one pair of Mrs. Roblese's underwear. Okay. All right. I got a nice package deal for you, my brother. Brother. Okay, I think we can make this happen. I got a work check. I just got it cashed.

But here's the thing. I'm kind of new in town. I'm kind of making my way through town. Don't make me party alone. My man, you got to fly solo on this one. What I can give you is a nice peyote ride and some dirty silks to sniff. Hey, I'm all in for that.

I just, you know, it's not a party with one person. You know, it's cool, bro. I'm not going to thrash. All right. Hey, you know what? I'm going to get a roll to resist that. To resist the temptation? I'm on that.

I'm that. My sobriety is that borderline? For the rest of your life. Wow. Can I make a counteroffer before I roll? Sure. Just to see if he'll accept my deal without having to. Let's see.

All right. Hey, brother, if you agree to this, I'll stand outside. I'll stand right here. and whack off to it. If you let me off the peyote hook, it's a pretty good counteroff. I'll jerk off on your door. Peyote hook's a good band name if we ever started another band.

I was going to say someone has definitely been in a parking lot on earth. More details. I'm going to roll for that one. Okay. Yeah, he's, uh, look, if you're not, at least finish off these beers, will you? Sit in the car and finish off these beers while I, while I ride the pee, you know? Metamore, I have a quick question for you while Ron tries to sell drugs and masturbate outside of a car.

Should we rule whether we just are kind of standing around watching this happen? Well, I think you're going to the store. I assume we're on our way in. Into the great buy. Yeah. Can I roll, not for Danger Lagrange, my one-inch baby, but can I roll for Chunt? Just because you said, can you finish off these beers and I'm going to ride the P? Can I just roll for Chunt to see how well I can not comment on that?

Sure. Great. Sure. I mean, it's just so much fruit for the picking there. Yeah. Good, good, good. That's an 18, so I refrain. Sure, no work.

From the low-hanging fruit. Oh, but don't forget about your minus 20 modifier on any wordplay. That's right, so I have to go for it. Oh, pretty much always. Finish off these beers. It's just implied. Yeah, yeah. And I'm not trying to sell drugs and masturbate.

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You know what? It's getting too close to the danger line for me. I'm just going to shut down. I'm going to shut down the whole deal, and I'm going to give them the underwear as just a thank you for entertaining the idea. No hard feelings. Consolation.

Gonna need a roll. Got to need that roll. You put it off once. Okay. I'm going to use. use my hip bottom wisdom bonus here. So I'm going to add that. I'm going to add that number to my role.

Sure, sure. And if you still have your sponsors card in your pocket, that could also give you another three modifier on that as well. Okay. With the hip bottom bonus. All right. 13. You did it.

Jesus. God almighty, man. That was close. First day out of the joint. I feel like of all the dice rolls of the game, that was the one I was most invested in because Ron Bingo. I really do want the best for you when you're surprised. That felt like real life, real life stuff there, man.

It's hard. While all of this is happening, I take my briefcase, presumably full of $52,000 and approach the counter. Sure. And I say, I want the panatronical X3281. Sure, there is a sales assistant here to help you. How can I help you today there, sir? My name is Marvin Brando.

I want the panatronical. X3-2,300. Ooh, let me check our stock to see if it's in. Well, quickly, why we're doing this, I suddenly realize something. We want to win the game and get a TV, but we could really probably get a better price online. Is that true? I have absolutely learned my lesson in the parking lot and start walking towards the front door of the store. Sure, okay, okay.

All right, the TV is in stock. It is in stock. It is available. I open the suitcase. In the suitcase. His roll is $52,000 and a pair of Mrs. Robly's panties. Something's going on. She's leaving like a breadcrum trail. Hayden, I think these are for you.

Why are there breadcrumbs in these panties? It's a metaphor, I guess. I don't know. Well, how much is the television? It's $4,000. I put $4,000 of the $52,000 on the counter. Sure. On the counter.

close the suitcase and I prepare to leave with the television. All right. You probably need a cart to carry the television and you just got to get this thing home. Once you get it plugged in and run the channel setup, the game will be over. You know, if you can do that, if you can do that. If you can get the picture settings right, you know, we'll see, we'll see. The picture settings? I mean, no one gets the picture settings right.

Fair enough, fair enough. We haven't played this before, but. Should we play again? I'm going to require picture settings as well as... At Seguro Hills, we just had the four basics for network channels. It was like being eight years old again. ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, that was it. Yeah, yeah.

That was kind of refreshing. Yeah, it was all right. It was all right, you know, just watching network television again. It's on a schedule, too, so you can't even change the channel. You're not overwhelmed by options? No. You know, while I'm here, I'm going to get a play box in a couple of games. Sure.

You've got $48,000. Let me just remind everybody. That's a lot of money. You can probably pay... Two play boxes. You can pay a year's with a rent. $42,000. Yeah, we should spend as much of this money as we can.

I'm going to get a Diet Coke. Sure. One Diet Coke. All right. $47,997. Great. Can you guys help me carry this stuff out back out to the car? Have I entered the store?

Can I see... Yeah, you can see everybody. Yeah. Hey, Ron. We got everything. We're ready to go. Great. We shopping?

Oh, yeah. Did you need anything? I need... Sure. I'll get something. Uh... Uh... Wow, this place is huge.

There's a lot of stuff. You really, yeah. It's not a great place for just looking for stuff. You kind of have to know what you want. Coming from four channels to this has to be overwhelming. Yeah, can I see that? Printer ink? Printer ink.

They saw microwaves here as well if you wanted to. Oh, we could replace the microwave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay, no microwave. I'm doing for some kind of fun like printer ink.

Yeah. Do you know what kind of ink your printer takes? No, that's matter me. I just want the ink. Oh, okay. I'm going to buy a caramel. Sure. Yeah, you guys are really stretching this out. Okay, let's get our stuff and let's go. And do we need to roll again to see if they accept the cash? Okay.

17? They accept it. All right. You have to get a receipt. You get a receipt. Let me roll. The receipt is accurate. Okay. Oh, wow. Guys, this is an action-packed finale.

Okay. Let me see. The TV does not fit in the car. Oh. Wait. What about that giant Caprice? Capraise, Arnie. The Caprice Classic.

The Caprice Classic. Do you think we could fit the TV in that car? Oh, definitely. Yeah. Well, that dude's loaded, though. Well, maybe he'll let us drive. We've got to jump. We've got to jump in.

Oh, that's right. Do we have jumper cables? Can I do an investigation check? Yeah. Yeah. It's in the trunk of Mr. Rope's car. I have a seven. You do find jumper kids.

They're hard to miss. Lots of panties. So we try to jump the car. All right. Let me roll through that. Okay, you jump the car. You got the caprice running. It's real big.

You probably fit, you know, someone got to lay down to that back seat. Got one of the bench back seats. I got, do you want me? I have kind of a rapport with this guy. If you want me to see this guy, we'll let us like, yeah.

Hey, hey, buddy. Do you think we could We could borrow your car With you in it to transport our TV In the microwave And the Diet Coke And we have candy Carmel

It's a 20 ounce To our place Where we can party What's that? Where we can all party? I don't know if I don't think we're going to party tonight I think we're just going to get the channels all set up on this Yeah we're just going to plug in a TV and win the game

Yeah so Let me roll for him here. He wants to party. He really wants to party with y'all. Nice. What about... What about... What about if...

What if Ron just masturbated outside of the window of your car? Is that being enough of a party? He's not into it. Not into it? If we need it, I have something I've been saving up for the whole game. I think it can win us the game and we can be done with it. I have, as an act of desperation here, I can reconnect with my father. Do you want me to use that now?

Can we get a ride from your... Dad? Yeah, my dad is extremely wealthy. We could get even a private jet if we wanted a helicopter, whatever we want. But you know what? This whole game, you've been very mysterious about your father. I don't want to mention his first name for many reasons, but we'll just refer to him as Mr. LaGrange.

Okay. But if you want me to reconnect with him, it would come at a great personal cost to danger, but he is, danger is willing to do that. Should I use it? Yeah. Great. So I want to contact my dati. Sure.

And see, reconnect with him. Yeah, and that's how the rules are written. He will answer the phone. He will connect, and he will send the helicopter over. Or the limo, or the limo. Or the limo. Which would you like? The limo or the helicopter.

I think the limo is a little more classy. Could we do a helicopter carrying a limo? Yeah, he's that rich. Yeah, the reconnect. You get to call the shots here. Okay. So reconnecting with my dad does reveal something about my character that was sitting on here. And that is that my father's name is also Danger.

Details. Well, unlike you, this might be interesting. So Danger LaGrange is Danger Jr. His father, his real last name is not Lagrange. I mentioned before. Eustor asked if Danger had a middle name because I said Danger was my first name. He said, do you have a middle name? I said, no.

That's because Lagrange is a middle name. His last name is Smith. What? Wait a minute. So Danger Lagrange is Danger Smith. Hold on. His name is not Lagrange. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, so, yeah, that's coming from A to Z top, you know, the tippy top. Wait, are you telling me that your real name is Danger Smith? That's Danger Smith Jr. is the character I've been playing. And his father, Danger Smith, Sr., goes by a shortened version of that. Danger Smy? Dan Smith. Dan Smith, please? Yes.

Yeah. So, Danger Lane is Dan Smith's son. been playing your whole, your own son this entire time. You're your own grandpa? That's not a thing. Chunt and I have been kind of planned some on the side. Dan Smith has gone through a gigantic

character arc after being a temp worked his way all the way up to C.E. Yeah. Arrested for insider trading. Redemed himself. And since Dan Smith got divorced from Donna and Donna lost the baby. She got the child in the custody

but then lost the baby. Danger's been a lost baby He's been off on his own Having his own adventures Yeah And when I got a Sigoro Hills They told me like The one thing I really should avoid

Is finding out that someone I thought I knew Was actually like their own father or whatever Or their own son That that could be a real trigger Run run run run run Put that down Put that down You don't want that

You don't want that Yeah he doesn't want you to masturbate outside of a car It could be a real trigger to make me masturbate outside of a car All right There are certainly worse things for him to do. You make it back home. You get the TV inside. You get it out of the box.

Give me a roll. I don't know who's taking the lead here to make sure you know what all the cords are for. I'm not sure how familiar people are with HTML. I know if John Bastion is taking the lead here. I have PowerPoint skills. You're the man. Yeah. You're going to know.

You're going to know. You're going to know. Can I roll to see how mad I am that we bought the extra expensive HDMI cord? Yeah. Really doesn't matter. Yeah. Seven. You're pretty.

Yeah, it's just, it's irritating. Yeah. Uh, 14. Boom, you got it. Sooped up, everybody. There is a knock at the door. Mr. Robly is here. Yeah, uh, 14.

Boom, you got it. Sooped up everybody. There is a knock at the door. Mr. Robly is here, and, uh, I don't know, Mr. Roply, it looks like these guys are going to be able to pay rent, maybe even move out. I don't know. Well, that means Mr. Ropley has lost the game.

You've been able to pay his overbearing rent, and you've shown his wife a very, good time. She kind of showed herself a good time. We were just around. We got a ton of her underwear up here too. I know. We just keep finding it all over the place. Yes, that's

that seems to be her calling car signature. Yeah. Good job, you guys. You did. Yeah. I mean, a couple loose ends. Mrs. Roply was clearly a murderer. Never brought to justice, but it's okay. And I definitely want to use some of the leftover money

to start looking into RV stuff. Well, no. On next adventure, I'm Sure, we'll get right to that. Yeah. I would, I would actually like to make one more check. Sure, if that's possible. I would like to check to see if Hayden Christensen is horribly burned in a terrible heat accident with our broken microwave since we didn't get a new microwave. Sure, sure.

Okay. One. What is that? Does that mean I am? Uh, yeah. No! Should we play again indeed? Yeah.

Mr. Metamore. Why is your hand glowing? Huh? Uh. Is your handshake hand? Yeah, it is. It's kind of... Yes, it is.

You'll see if you examine it very closely, our agreement glowing in letters on your hand. Oh. A lot of words, really. Yeah, you, that, uh, I said, uh, offices, bosses would easy, and that, uh, you would win because everyone can play. Hmm, yes, and I did not win.

Well, I think, uh, as part of our handshake, I shall have dominion over someone who is dragon born. Oh, no. I knew there was a trick this whole time. What are you talking about? No, you mind that. Mayhap, someday I shall come asking for a favor. May have not.

You shall fulfill said favor based upon our handshake. Should you ever want to play officers and bosses again? You didn't really lose. I mean, I guess. Didn't I? Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, they paid the rent. I guess you wanted...

How do you suppose that jug came to be lodged upon your head for so many weeks? My luck? Just so you could then take it off and then, if you just asked, we got a plate. I didn't have to... Did you do that? Was that? Mayhap, I did. And mayhap now, I have become the office manager.

Wow, all of Metamor's starting to glow. I mean, I thought he was the last dragon that would start to glow, but show enough he is. Am I glowing? Really? A little bit. Aw. Do me a favor, Metamore. Uh, cough.

Uh, cough. Whoa. Oh, nuts. Well, you know, you find out your dragon board. Then you find out you have to obey someone else forever. How do you break, how do you... Yeah, Dorian, what's going to, like, Metamor now? Has to introduce me to his damselmutter.

That's it, that's it. That's it. Doreen, you're such a weird perf. Obey, yes, forever, no. For Dorian, know that I shall release good friend Metamore from your thrall. The first chance I get, for none to understand. against Yusador and his friends. And the first chance I get, I'm going to plead with our Twitter followers to make some art for MC Shidator.

Good idea. Yeah, great idea, I thought. Yeah, don't worry, Metamore. Maybe you're not allowed to play offices and bosses or you're under his thrall, but we're going to fix that. We're going to add it to the list of things we're going to accomplish. I'll tell you what. We can play again and see who can win. I feel compelled to say yes.

I really, I don't want to say no, but I kind of, okay. Did I say okay? I said okay. Let me sit okay. No handshake was exchanged. You'll see? We'll just play a game and see what happened. Well, this was a hoot back to the dungeon for me to get my ass handed to me.

Oh, thanks for playing, Clark. Always great, fellas. It's always great to see people. Can I believe this was some nice escapeism for you? Oh, it was a tremendous time. I'd be a junkie any day. Oh, I just, I love Ron Bingo so much. He's so fun.

He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's trying to do the right thing. Had a chance to turn his life around. I like Ron Bingo. Bingo. Me too. He was still using, by the way. That was my... Oh, Ron. Check that, check that briefcase. There was less than $51,000 in there by the end.

Oh, no. Yeah, stole a bunch of money from us. He was acting erratic. Well, Matamore... Uh-huh. It was fun. I really enjoyed it, everybody. Yeah, we enjoyed it. Thank you. It was good times. Yes, it was fun to play again, Metamore. Well, sorry that you're glowing and your... Well, it looks like you're also floating away. Yeah.

Slowly into the sky So it was nice seeing you again Yeah, nice seeing you everybody Yeah, we'll save you as soon as we can Are you gonna make me We shall see We shall see He's gonna do something real pervy

I know it I feel like our feelings that Dorian is evil Royal Place Yeah, we should always go with our first instinct On things We're real smart Yeah What we think is going on usually is

and we get distracted, and then we accidentally help someone do something terrible. I think we've solved it. No more details. No more details. No more detail. For the credits. And the details who played who?

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measma begins to take over my mind and body. I will fight back and protect us all. Usador the Wizard, aka. John Bastion, was played by Matt Young. Chunt the Badger, aka Danger LaGrange, was played by Adel Rofi. Clax the skeleton, aka Ron Bingo, was played by special guest. T.J. Jagadowski. Dorian DeVille, aka Mr. Ropley, was played by Zach Thompson. Metamore, the office manager, was played by Bill Arnett.

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