Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 13 - Gargoyle Girl

Episode Date: June 12, 2017

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHergle the Gargoyle: Liz KirkwoodDaphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The following audio simulation is not real. Each fantastical detail, every richly drawn character, is only a paper moon hanging over a muslin tree. So don't worry about it. Well, here's this one. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon, I'm your host Arne and E. Camp, if you've never listened to the podcast before, this is what you need to know. About two years and three months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger

king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the dimensional rift. Unfortunately, the dark lord of this world is trying to find out how I'm doing that. FYI, I don't know how that's happening. Which is why he's imprisoned the entire town of Hogsface, enforcing me and my co-captives to keep doing this podcast. We record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur,

in the prison town of Hogsface, in the land of Phoon. And I'm joined as always by my co-captive and also one of the guards, Chant the Badger. Yeah, I'm a ship shifter, but we'll get it right one of these days. Chant the dance. What is so many things to say about yourself? You're such a dance.

To me, you're always going to be in a adorable Badger wearing a tiny crown with a slightly bigger guards hat on top of that crown. Mm-hmm. It's like a nesting doll. Exactly. You, I cannot wait for you to get another hat put on top of the guards hat.

If you had to guess, John, give us a sneak peek. What's gonna be that next hat? I mean, hopefully it's a best friend hat. A best friend hat. Well, I was gonna wait for your birthday. What? Which I do not know when.

You don't know what my birthday is? I don't know. It does, it changes all the time. I don't have you a hat, but I when. You don't know what my birthday is? I don't know. It does, it changes all the time. I don't have you a hat, but I did. You don't have me a hat. I don't have you a hat. That sounds like a sad song. I don't have you a hat.

But, John, I did. Are you finishing the hat? I have, I wish. I have been making us matching overalls. What? Friend overalls. And I was a little discouraged. As I was making them, you said to Jamie and Sammy

that you think matching overalls are creepy. But I soldiered through and I have made us friend overalls that we both wear. Come here. Arnie, that is, they're both my size. Oh, I'll be swimming in that. I know, not just because I'm a little bit husky, but because you're a badger.

But I'm happy to swim. I'm happy to swim. I'm already that is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you so much. You're a good friend. You're a good friend. And normally when I say you're a good friend,

I we secretly mean fuck you. Yeah, exactly, but you're a good friend. You're a good friend. You're a great friend. You're a great friend. Yeah, speaking of people that I do wanna say, you're a good friend too. Our co-captum. And co-hosts. You're gonna say co. Yeah, speaking of people that I do want to say, you're a good friend too. Our co-captain.

And co-hosts. You're going to say co-captain. Co-captain? Yeah. No, I'm a captain. No, no, no, I'm a captain. I'm a captain now. Oh, I'm a captain now.

I'm a captain of the podcast. You're like, you can be the skipper. What's that? I don't know, actually. Is it like this? We did. Yeah, exactly. Good work. Oh, I wish this was a video podcast. So adorable.

But also we're also joined by this piece of shit, Yusudor. And I am what wait, wait, what? Nothing bud. Come on. This we're having fun. I am Yusudor, a wizard of the 12th realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow, Miniculator of Magical Lights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Tarakas, the Elves Nome's Fienial. The Dwarves Nome is Zunin in Hukestangies, and I am known in the North East as Gasmwaneus Mastar, and I have used my newly three found powers to make you each a Bray that says casual acquaintance. Oh my gosh, the casual beret

This is amazing. That's great. So now I have a crown with the guard hat with the best friends hat with a casual beret Guys I was gonna wait till the end of podcast, but I feel like now is the time for me to give you to your gifts I got you didn't cost me a pretty pretty coin. I got you both Gardra Cafe T-shirts. Oh, oh, and again those are 45 gold coin. You said were you sound sad. No, thank you. I love it. I got you blue. Yeah, I'm not. I got you pink, Arnie. Pink, why did you give me pink? Because that's what your polo is. Yeah, I guess that's true. Gonna wear this all the time. Yeah. The way you say it sounds like you're not. Well, here's a thing. Here's a thing, I guess that's true gonna wear this all the time Yeah, the way you say it sounds like you're not

Well, here's a thing. Here's a thing chat. I super appreciate it But it kind of makes us look like tourists. What I mean, I know I've only lived in this world guard right cafe t-shirts Well, totally I mean, it's a tourist shirt like I know I've only lived in this world for two years and three months But like I know you don't wear a Guard rock cafe t-shirt. Well then, final, get your t-shirt from the cafe that's deep in the rainforest. There's a deep in the rainforest? Cafe?

Yes! You don't want to put there? I would love one of those. I'll get your rainforest cafe t-shirt. Great. I have been wiling away in my hours, pretending to be a old man who has to drink a magic-reducing potion. But yay, I have found access to mine powers again.

By accessing the shadows that were within mine very sell. I, and now I am strong again, and I pretend to play the part of this weakened man. So I may gather intel so that I may still go upon mine quest. And defeat the Dark Lord, and yeh, someday I shall sell forth, and I shall destroy him utterly. I must say, since you've been playing the we-called man You wear your rope really high really nice there. Well, it's right away around your chest and it's part of it It's part of my disguise. Why do you wear that rope? But no like you're keeping pants up. It's just part of your robe What's that for? It just breaks up your form?

You know otherwise you're just like in a shapeless and just be a moo moo. Yeah, sure. Yeah, shapeless gal then. I don't want to look like an asshole. Let's do no fair enough. Now put on your guard or cafe she shirts. No, alright But you said or I do have a quick question for you about this potion that reduces your power. Yes So now that you've counteracted the abilities of the potion like do you have all of your powers back? Or the fact that you could only make these casual burets, is that like just because you've got weakened powers or your powers are only ever so good anyway? No, I still have to drink the potion sometimes because they watch.

But then I'm able to bring my powers back up to a certain level by accessing the light in the shadow the source of my strength. So sometimes yeah, I can't do everything yet. I see. But I'm laying low anyway. I took a raspberry out of my meat and I put it on my beret. Mm, nice raspberry beret.

You can poopy. You know what, guys, I'm very excited to talk to our guest. You know, I've been out and about walking around town a little bit, walking around Hogsface. That wall they built around the town is big. Yes, very imposing, terrifying. Like even the people who aren't actively prisoners, like the people that are just in the town of Hogsface,

now everyone's trapped in Hogsface. Yes, it's terrible. It's a terrible time to be in Hogsface. Well, I'm excited that one of the people I met walking around town agreed to be on the pie. Oh, guys, we have not had one of these creatures before. I'm excited to talk to a gargoyle. Can you not save these creatures?

That's not- Sorry. It doesn't sound good. Sorry, I'm so sorry. That's good. I apologize. I apologize. Well, I apologize to you, our guest.

Is it Hergoyle? The gargoyle? I had assumed you'd had a lot of gargoyles on the show. I have, I haven't yet to meet a gargoyle. And before we continue, what are your preferred pronouns? Uh, I prefer she, please. Okay. I mean, my friend Sheila told me that I'm being kind of retro about this,

insisting I'm being called like, garg-girl. Mm-hmm. She's like, everyone's going for guard oil now, you know? Like, go for not gendered, but... Dude would make you happy, that's the whole point. Thank you! You're very welcome. You are a terrifying stone woman!

Well, thank you! I mean, in a good way, like that's, I assume, that's intentional. That is the goal! Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it'll definitely help me the goal. Yeah. Yeah. It'll definitely help me get work. Yeah.

What sort of work do you do? Mostly decorative. Ah, yes. Modeling. Exactly. Yes, yes. You have a garden? Yes.

Okay. I could stand on a fountain. Ooh. Well, I have to, I've been walking around town as well. Mm-hmm. Being a guard, I can kind of walk around town. And mother fuck me, I walk by Chuchu's chow, it's torn down, it's now an olive garden. Like a literal olive garden?

What else would I be talking about? It's a garden full of olives. They grow olives in a garden. Oh, okay. And there's unlimited breadsticks. Oh really? Yes. They're just growing in the garden.

She's growing wild. There's breadsticks and when you snap one off to eat it, it grows right back on the butt. But what I was gonna say was perhaps that garden is hiring a gargoyle. I will definitely check it out. And I must say you are incredibly stoic. Thank you.

I get that from my mother. She was a rock. Oh. Yeah, wow. My dad was an ochre and they'll fuck anything. Oh, she was a rock a rock a rock I thought you had a solid presence. Yeah, yeah, I thought she was he fucked a rock huh? She's very hot too She's very hot. I thought if anybody would it would be you Sador. What the hell dare you?

How but I'm not but I'm not wrong well her goal, what brings you to Hanks face? Uh, heard, heard that this might be the place that they are looking for some hideous creatures with some demon background, which I have. So if I have a building, what does having a gargoyle on it bring? Like what does it get me in my building? Uh, it's mostly a status thing Also, I'm happy to throw up over the side of the roof. Oh, yeah If that's something you're looking for that's one of our biggest strengths Now we're not actually in charge of the vermilion minutes. Why here? Perhaps you should ask Daphne if she'd be willing to hire.

Let's not bring Daphne over to the check. Did you need something? Yes, this... Oh, another water for the wizard. Who would have if he were my magic and get you a free drink? No, this car girl is actually looking for work. This woman is terrifying. She is.

She is. She is. She is. She is. She is dead. She might be dead in my own home. Why are you talking about mothers and fathers a minute ago? No, well, yeah, actually what? I tried to find mine the other day. I went to their house.

No, no, no, nothing. Oh, don't knock three times, because that sets me off. As a guard, there's a guard not life is it well Three nox means that cockroach clan is eating someone so you don't need to hire a gargle That's that's all we want to show now And I put my fingers all over it and I'll give you each a dish for half a coin Thank you. I don't know how to break a coin in half that means you have to buy two Okay, you can touch my face real quick

Goodbye Gee, her hands are really cold. Yeah, goodbye. Bye. So I don't think that's gonna work out. Oh, well, thank you for asking. She swallows so hard. That's true. When she's talking, she swallows and it's just like, oh no.

Yeah. How much spit is she producing that she's like? What did you say? No. Did you need to order something or like- Yeah, can I just get some more raspberries, please? Ah, what? Can I just get some more raspberries, please, ma'am?

Sure, I have them right here in my bosom- I don't want those. Oh, oh, I don't want those raspberries. Well, you're got them! Cause they're on the table, and I don't have a rag right now. Did you say you're got them? It's one of our new catch phrases. You want him, you're got him.

They keep printing up new napkins every week. You want him, you're got him. I don't like that. She might have some gargoyle in her. So what has been your experience? What kind of gargoyle jobs have you had so far? It's been the employment market has been really slow. I've had a lot of downtime.

I've taken up, I guess you could call it amateur comedic taxidermy. Oh, well, you could have gone about that. Yeah, well, it was an accident. Details. It was supposed to be funny, but most people laugh. The eyes are very hard to get right. Oh, I'm sure. So if

you're looking for any dioramas that I could make for you I'd be happy to sell you some. If only I wasn't trapped within my cell and was back in my home. We're all my hilarious dioramas lack a animal to put in them. Can I ask you like so? Currently I'm a badger. Sure. Even though I am a good kid. Oh, I would love to get my hand on your body. Yeah, if you stuff me, what would I be holding? Would I be like, what would I be doing? Action shot.

Sure, I love to do action sequences like to capture whoever or whatever it is. Yeah, let's keep going with sunglasses. In their final throws, like whatever it was that was about to kill the base. Whatever I was throwing. Botted it. And then they're like, ah! That's him.

Oh, I wish I was dead. What do you assume will kill you, Trump? Hmm. If I'm being honest, cockroach clown. Seems likely. I think cockroach clown is going to kill all of us. Honestly, if you're, if you're, look, if you're out there, you're a listener and you're like, if you're Hank and you're like, I don't think I can make it to the end of whatever

length of episodes this podcast does, just imagine I bet the very last episode is Cockroach Club killing all of us. Or maybe you go home. Oh yeah! Were we supposed to be trying to get you home? We are supposed to get me home. Is that still a thing? It is!

But I worry that if I figure out how to get home now, the book club will figure out how to get me home? Is that still a thing? It is, but I worry that if I figure out how to get home now, the book club will figure out how to follow me home. Oh, good point. And by the book club, I mean the dark club. Did you do it all the time? Yeah, that's a shot. Yeah. We must all work together to defeat the book club.

Also, can I join you a book club? You can join our actual book club. You can join our actual book club. You can join our actual book club. You can join our actual book club. I would like to join a book club. Yeah, Hergl, what kind of books do you like to read? A comedy, action adventure, romance. You just listed all the different genres. I love them all.

You seemed especially wistful when you mentioned romance. It's kind of hard. Yeah, because you're a cargo-oil. Yeah, you're really- Literally all of me is hard. Yeah. It's not- you don't really like hugging heart things. Oh. Herbal.

I did it. I did it somebody who once told me it was like hugging a yardstick. Oh, that's a terrible analogy. Yeah. You're a six-year-old. I would imagine it would be like hugging like the side of a building or something. Well, he was always just hugging my neck.

Oh, I could see that. Yeah, it was a very thin neck. Yeah, it's a surprisingly thin neck. And there's a lot of dashes kind of dispersed along it. It's kind of like someone tried to make you a giraffe gargoyle, but then they kind of went too far with a thinness. What's a giraffe? It's an animal on earth that looks a little bit like your neck.

Sounds stupid. It is our stupidest animal. Now I think you're a very attractive gargoyle and you should meet another gargoyle and have a very happy life together. So what are you looking for in a, in a garmate? I've thought a lot about what my babies would look like and I'd love something that can kind of counteract this neck action. Sure. So probably the squatter the better. Oh, all right. The squatter the better. The squatter the better. Looking for someone's squat. That's that's one. Oh, remember that email this week said we could do

squats in our in our prison cell. That's right. Start doing squats more. And so you want to start. You just want to find a slaughter. So you are all squatters? Guamagard, they're good. My cell is too short to not lay down in. My cell is too legit to quit. My cell is the third thing, and then it's the funniest. Oh well.

Missed opportunities, what shall you do? Now, tell us more about this dream person that you wish you could start your life with. Can I be honest with you? Yes please. This is the place of honesty. I haven't really let myself dream. Literally, you're figure. Both. Good. I have, I take sleeping pills that I don't dream in night because my dreams are too scary.

What are some of your dreams? What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams?

What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? You can't. What are some of your dreams? and I was competing in a seeing style elimination challenge and I was eliminated.

And so the punishment... You asked if you were elephantitis or because of the voice. You know, they weren't clear. So part of the scary part was that I had to wonder if it was my body, or my voice. And as a punishment, they took custody of my unborn children. Oh, oh, wow.

Any potential unborn children? Yeah, they were like they come straight to us. I wish I was unborn. I'm just unwed. Oh, half made. Here's a bullet bread pudding for you, Arning Tin General III. We know about those, it's Arny, the first, I think. Enjoy your pudding. Thank you. We definitely did not order bread pudding.

No. I can't bring you any! Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Ruh, ruh. It's putting smells like her fingers. I didn't know.

Hey, if you want to have real dreams, I have enough magic that I could... I could cast a spell to make you have good dreams at night. Okay, could I have good daydreams, too? Sure, yeah, yeah, that was her easy. Okay. Yeah. Uh, yeah.

Hold perfectly still. Boredon Poth, Terrem, Bolleth Sheen. Does she have to be a believer in this? A daydream believer? Yeah, if she wants it to work, Does she have to be a believer in this? A daydream believer? Yeah, if she wants it to work, does she have to be a believer? I couldn't touch, I suppose.

But as long as there's not a trace of doubt in her mind. Now try to have a quick daydream. Nairid it. Okay, there's a giraffe and it's... Idiot. It sees a rock flying at its face and it's like oh no and then it dies and I get to stuff its body. Oh, it took a nice turn. It worked out to the best. Yeah, what a happy ending. I can I can see the cross-eyed goofy look on the giraffe's face as the rock comes flying towards it.

If I got you the carcass of a bear, could you make me a cross-eyed bear and give that to me? Oh, absolutely. You guys out of no, that's what I crave is like a cross-eyed bear. Who are the cross-eyed bear? Her goal, I feel like we haven't even really come close to solving your problems, but I've really enjoyed talking to you. I-I didn't realize that I was here for you to solve my problems. I could have loaded a lot more on you.

Oh! I have something going on with the bottom of my foot. Oh, okay. Would you take a look at that? Um, maybe you could or will. Yeah, let me see. Yeah, let me hit it with this rock. Ha!

That should heal it right off. I don't sure who he is! That was so easy! Yeah, it was. it with this rock. Ha! That should heal it right off. I don't sure we him. That was so easy. Yeah, it was. Some problems easy to solve. Well, Hergl, I hope you find a job in Hogsface, and you can come back regularly. We can have all kinds of more Hergl Bergl with you. You mean that?

Yeah. I love that. And now, if we see you on top of a building, are you going to throw up on us and terrify us? Uh, yes, absolutely. Thank you. What's the proper etiquette when you see a gargoyle working? Like should I not like wave and say hi? You can, but we can't acknowledge that we see you at all.

Oh, wow. Sometimes people try to make us laugh. I see. And we can't. I see. Should we try to make our laugh? Let's make her laugh. I don't think that's really our wheelhouse. Look, we've done you said the third thing. I'm gonna try first. I'm gonna try first. Knock, knock, knock. Knock, knock, who's there? Cockroach Clon just ate someone. Three nuts. I love knock, knock. She didn't laugh. Well,

I Love not she didn't laugh. Well you said or you're up. No, I'd like to make you laugh by Casting a spell that it makes my eyes eight times bigger than they usually are I Yes, I figured that would be right in your mouth. Very, thank you. I almost, I almost cried to smile. She said that she liked it. Arnie, you're up.

This is the third joke and thus the funniest one. She's laughing. She's laughing so hard. Oh, finally. You know, that's the first time I've ever tried to tell a joke. Guys, I know we're very busy with this very serious podcast I wonder if we should carve out a little time every week to do a funny podcast

They're living dangerous times. There's no time for human nonsense Tom Foolery and Japeries. Nay, we must gather our forces. We must band together and fight back against the evil that we face in now I might be fund to blow some steam. Yeah, just a little japer. Yeah, a little japer. Well, hey, you know what, I'm gonna read an email here. Let's see here, I've got an email. If you want to send an email,

you can send it to Magic Tavern at puppies. That supplies, it's a real email address. Here's one I got recently. Hey, Ernie, I have a plan to help you defeat the, they didn't write this out, the book club. It may require you getting molested by a guy, I have always been molested by someone getting molested. It may require you getting molested by a guy named Dugoner, but it's a solid plan. Otak Flower and Cromb found a place called Glorian Falls. For 7 pounds of flesh, you can relive any 3 weeks.

So you have to escape and make it to Glorian Falls and relive the 3 weeks before the Dark Lord came to Hogsface and prepare to stop him. You can do it, master space and time, your last hope, Cannibal Wilson, they spell Carnival wrong. Best regards, Rusty. So if we get to this glory and false place that we listen to on the resonance down, we can relive three weeks. And we still have to escape Hogsface first. What are you gonna do with three weeks?

I don't, it was also unclear, do you just experience those three weeks or can you actually change those three weeks? I know not I've heard an area a bit about this. I remember something I've been from the resonance stones is this effect. It was unclear what the final outcome would be And I say on today it's already been more than three weeks since the dark load attack so we certainly couldn't fix That particular event. Fuck you Rusty. Yeah Rusty.

Yes Rusty. Fuck you. Fuck you. Hey Rusty, our second listener. Go away. Leave us with just Hank. Just Hank? Why don't you take your adjective for a name and go fuck yourself?

I'm gonna read a quick bang in buds. This is from Chris Rust. And then very quickly, before you do this, let's remind people of the rules. These can be sensual, but they cannot be sexual. Yes. No astamouth. Nope. Pistobut. No pda. Uh, this is called Back Rub betrayal. Betrayal.

Arnie was sitting at the table in a tavern one day and he realized that John used to door were late for the podcast. Curious, he left the tavern to go look for them. There was much gasping of those gathered as Arnie opened the door and went outside. His search led him to a door where he heard peculiar noises coming from inside. There was a groaning and moaning in sounds of sick flesh-making contact. We said no sex, Arnie exclaimed, looking to the heavens. He immediately got the feeling that it was okay and he should open the door. Oh! It turned out pretty good.

That's pretty good. That was a good one. Yeah. Yeah, Rusty, I'm sorry. We got upset before and we shouldn't have taken it out on you. It's frustrating to think that we could go back those three weeks and still do nothing to change our situation here. Yeah, sorry, Rusty, we were just Rusty. Yeah, Rusty, did. Is that the kind of comedy we could have in our comedy podcast?

I think we could do better, like some wordplay. Actually, Arnie, would you mind if I instead of doing another banging buds? Did yes, whatever you're gonna say If I'm doing that segment, let's do the used to do our cook segment that we promised. Yep. All right, so used to do her Looks like I have some raspberries here, so why don't you fix something with that? Those are titty raspberries. Keep that in mind They were next to my bosoms my cold cold white bosoms, that used to feed my child! If you want to make a delicious dessert, first take a whole quart of fresh raspberries,

place them next to your breasts, die. Die. Be upset and disturbed and sad. Ignore the fact that you've died and continue to clean the bar. Do some scat speaking as you clean the bar, then dump the raspberries onto a table. Make six bar, then dump the raspberries onto a table. Make six delicious biscuits, put the raspberries on top of the biscuits, cover it with freshly whipped cream, sugar, eye, and then take these delicious baked treats, feed them to a bird until that bird deflie, fly to the top of the highest mountain, to take a bird poop on top of the mountain, where a tree shall grow, a perfect new raspberry tree.

Gather those raspberries, bring them home, and bake a pie of the most delicious form you've ever seen. I, yay, this is the only way to make the perfect raspberry pie That's been used to work hooks. How can I ask you something? Yeah, please thinking of birds pooping Mm-hmm. You get a lot of bird poop on you. Yes. It's very good for the skin. Oh the rock skin. It's like peeling Mm-hmm. It's like going to a spa. It's good for my skin too. Look. I have it all over me. Yeah, he's just covered in birch head. On a way you're going to walk to today. I don't know.

I guess, you know what? Maybe I should check out that well that it goes to the dungeon. Remember that well that goes to the dungeon? Yeah. The second level of the dungeon? Yeah, it's a shortcut. Yeah, like maybe we could escape through that well.

That's a good idea. Yeah. So we may be free. Yeah, bye guys. If we're not, if there's no Yeah. Sue, we may be free. Yeah, bye guys. If there's no podcast next week, we escaped. Hank? Sorry, buddy. Sorry, bud.

Rusty. Sorry, Rusty. Yeah. So sorry. But more sorry to Hank than to Rusty. Mostly Hank. Hank's been with us the whole time. Yeah.

But Rusty's probably taking with us because he's like if they escape, they're going to go to those perverts, a glory and falls. If I had three weeks to live over again, I'd probably just swap them out on the last couple senses, I say. And so the curtain lowers on our memory palace. Each prop packed away, costumes folded, the last page of our play they'll reminding us. Never for a moment mistake this fleeting dream for truth.

Use it all the wizard was played by Matt Young. He re- no, no, nothing I say can be worse than what you just heard. Chant the Badger was played by Adolf Refy, beleaguered Sigh edited in the interest of time. Ergo the Gargo Oil was played by special guest Liz Kirkwood. Liz performs with the Improv group McBeth at IO Chicago. Daphne the Unwed Mother, back for more, was played by Sarah Shockey. Check out her podcast, Marty and Sarah love wrestling. Craig, you won the game of Rock Paper, Tentacle, Cause-Out-The-T-Loop,

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