Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

Episode Date: September 25, 2017

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Hello there. If you're a new listener checking out the show for the first time because of a fun special guest, I want to take a quick moment to assure you that there are no worlds and dimensions beyond your own, and this podcast is not hard clinical evidence of alternate realities. I'm just a friendly, pre-show voice in no way involved in an elaborate conspiracy to hide the truth about the weakening barrier between worlds. To further reinforce that claim, this is a live episode recorded on Earth, with real human laughter and everything. Speaking of live shows, if you were bummed that the upcoming live Magic Tavern show at Comic-Con sold out in like a minute, there's going to be another live show in Brooklyn on Thursday,

October 5th at the Murmer Theatre. Get ticket info at hellofromthemagictavern.com by clicking on the live shows page. Now I'm going to hand things over to my live show assistant Craig. Take it away, Craig. Hey, this is Craig up in the space bunker. I mean up in the Earth bunker. Yeah. Warning, the following podcast is not real. It does not prove the existence of other worlds, but it is really being recorded live at

the now here this podcast festival in New York City. Oh, New York City. You can actually see it from space. I mean, you can see it from Earth, obviously, if you're in New York when you're looking around. Anyway, enjoy the show. It's a mistake the wrong music has been played. This is Chant. This is Yusador. And this is Gettin' Nuts. Gettin' Nuts for you. Gettin' Nuts. Gettin' New Zooler Gettin' Nuts.

Thank you, Mundle. Can we play that one more time? Gettin' Nuts for you. Gettin' Nuts for you. Gettin' New Zooler Gettin' Nuts. I love that. Gettin' Nuts. Wonderful.

This. Woo-hoo. Wonderful. This. What a wonderful day. Recording the 2000th episode. Number 2000, baby. Number 2000. Look at all these nut heads here. Yes, it nuts. Now, I want to get serious for a moment.

Chant. Yeah. I found a pecan. OK. Pecan? Pecan? Pecan. Is it lychee?

Is it leechee? Leechee? Is it lychee or leechee? Because I always think like lychee and steel. Like, that's how I remember it, but that might be wrong. I don't know. So you found a pecan. I found a pecan.

This is the show. Yeah, this is how it works. This is the show to bring that up in. I found a pine nut. Oh, yeah. How did it go? Pretty good. In about 59 more minutes of this. Well, actually, trying to have a surprise for you. Shut up. For the 2000th episode of Get In Nuts, I, use it all, Wizard of the 12th Rail, Muffeasy, As Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Lights, Devour of Chaos,

Champion of the Great Holes of Turrockets, Known to the Elves as being Yaluk, Known to the Doors as Zonen and Hukstangies shut up, known in the northeast as Gatsmoneas Mastar. And there are so many secret names that I can't say here. I have done something wonderful today and I have invited a guest, my friend, the phone. Mr. Chancy oh wow look at this Wow

So so many people in the Vermilion Minotaur seem to recognize this fancy little Fawn well he presses very well. Yeah, it's a very dapper. You're a very dapper font. Oh, thank you for those most wonderful words. What a pleasure it is to be a salute patient who's going to get to this. Oh, it's a pleasure to be here. Would you have you, Mr. Chancy? I don't often get down here to this part of food.

Oh, yes. You live mostly in the northern parts, don't you? Yes, it's very cold up there. Yes. It's winter all the year round. Oh, but you have some furry legs to help keep you warm. Of course I do, Ed, by wonderful waistcoat. Wonderful, wonderful. Now, a chauncy here. Mr. Chauncy, me?

Mr. Chauncy. Is Mr. your first name or is it? Yes. Okay. That is my given name. your first name? Yes. OK. That is my given name. My third name is Johnson. Is that M-I-S-T-E-R? That's correct. OK.

Mike, may I call you Mr. Johnson? Yes, I wish you would. Yes, sir. Wonderful. My middle name is David. Oh. I never knew that. Mr. David Johnson, OK.

Was your father a Mr? Yes, I'm a junior. OK, Mr. Junior. I'm Mr. David Johnson, Mr. Junior. I'm Mr. David Chomsi-Judian. Beautiful. Beautiful. I'm a beautiful. Have you ever met a phone before?

I've never met a phone. You've never met a phone? I've never met a phone. You know, all of a phone, you've never met a phone. I've never met a phone. I've never met a phone. You've never met a phone, phone, phone, phone, phone. I feel like a phone.

A phone, phone, phone. I'm sorry. I have a bit of a disability. Well, I think you're just going to stop there. No, if I, how long was I out? Because if I hear and he for letter word, beginning with having ending in end, it's too close to fall and I just,

something short circuits and I don't know what happens to me. What's a circuit? Oh, a circuit. Well, as a wizard, I am very familiar with creating wonderful mechanical devices that one beginning connects all the way to the other at the end and a full circuit is formed. It is, think of it like a ring, a magical ring that has many twists and turns. Oh, is this that? That is a circuit. Is this like that city you took me to?

Yes, the circuit city we went to. Yeah, OK, yeah. Oh, what a glow. I was asking. Yeah. Circuit city was, oh, the fall of circuit city. It doesn't make me sad to think of it here now. Wait, wait, wait.

That city's not in business anymore? Oh, no. Do you know why? No. There were two generous with their prices. It was a shopping city, you see.. Do you know why? No. They were too generous with their prices. It was a shopping city, you see. Yes, yes. And everyone knew you could get the best by there. True. What about that? Wasn't there a shack near there? Some sort of shitty little shack. It wasn't a shack. I remember they always asked you for your address when you went to that shack.

Real, real noisy. Yeah, realy. You know, I never mind. I'm only buying a cord. Real intrusive. Real intrusive. I would just give it to them. I would be like, I live with a hobbit at the top of the hill and they would spend a lot of time writing it out. And I'd say, I'm just here to get a flask to make some potions.

And for some reason, then they would start sending ravens to the harvold at the top of the hill saying there's a special on flasks this week. Also there's a special on charcoal which I don't need for my potions unless I'm you know I'm making a charcoal lemonade. Sure. They would like this torch you see and then they would somehow color the flame blue and they say blue torch special. Yes.

Flash, tap off. That sounds amazing. So, Mr. Chancy, thank you for being on. Does it? No, it does. Hey, uh, real talk, real talk. Oh, real talk. I came off real flipping.

Now, I didn't mean to. I know often on getting nuts, we don't spend times talking, I guess. We talk a lot about nuts. Yeah, nuts night. Not tonight. Mr. Choncy, have you had any nuts this week? Have you enjoyed eating any nuts? Yes, well, that's kind of all we have to eat nowadays where I live up there in the north of

Foon, a little town called Portalia. Oh, yes, of course. Well, used to be known for its many portals to various dimensions. Yes. The last one just closed. Oh, no. That was the one that I guarded. It was a portal to this strange world where these...

Can you believe it? Human children came through. They say? Yes, yes. These human children would come. They say, yes, yes, these human children would come through and they would have these adventures here in Fum, and then they would go back home. And this went on for many, many, many years.

I mean, it was like a minus well have been a revolving portal. You know what I'm saying? They were in and out all the time. Yes. And then finally, the portal closed because the people who owned the home where the portal was on the other side, they sold it. And so the new owner is just put a TV in front.

Oh, a TV. Honored. Have you heard of television? Yes, our friend Honored. He's told us about television. And he's acted out many episodes of wonderful television programs. Yeah, he acted out on Earth, it's called Season 4 of the Wire. Yes.

And he said there's someone named Presbalusky. Yes. We're supposed to root for him even though he killed someone. Apparently, I'm a McNulty, and Chant is a bunk. I'm a total bunk. It's what he said. I'm a total bunk. Well, now he said. I'm a total bunk. Well, now I wish these earth children

had said something about this show to me. All they would talk about is this one program. Oh, it was something about a sentient bell who was some sort of hero. And I guess this bell went around saving people. And so people were saved by a bell. They were saved by a bell. Oh, OK.

So let's walk through this. They'd get up in the morning. That's correct. Yeah. Maybe some sort of device would wake them up. That's right. You're familiar with clocks, of course. Yes, of course.

This clock was some sort of clock that would give this awful screeching ring. And that would wake the children of this bell world up. Sure. They'd probably get dressed. They'd probably rush outside to catch some sort of mobile device, some sort of ambulatory escort sort of cart. Yes, some sort of cart. A large cart, a large cart. Yes. Then they'd go to some institution of learning.

Oh, so they'd make the cart. Yes, it was all right. Okay, it's all right. Yes, they, they were saying it right away. Okay, okay. The one thing I've ever tried is silence. The one thing, forgive me, but I'm. No, of course. The one thing that intrigued me about these stories that these children would tell was

one of the characters in the story had the ability to stop time. Hold on. Yes. You're telling me. to stop time. Hold on. Yes. You're telling me. Let's step out of time for a moment. Our friend Arnie from Earth, who's told us all about Earth.

Well, not a ton, I guess. He said that there's no real magic on Earth. So you're saying there is magic in terms of stopping time? According to these boring Earth children, there was a great hero. I don't remember if he was friends with the bell, if he was, if he turned into the bell, I don't, the bell never seemed to figure it any of the stories. But he had the ability to stop time, what was so flabbergasting about the story is, no one seemed to care. This seemed like a huge deal to me.

It's a very huge deal. Yeah, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it. Well, they told me this story. I was so excited. I was so excited. Then I was so scared. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Because you've asked us between the fear and the excitement. It seemed this creature had power over time itself. He was able to cloud everyone's minds officially that they neither noticed nor cared, that he had this spectacular ability. Huh. Perhaps it was a religious program. Oh yeah.

Well, as you see, follow me for a moment. Eh, if they were all saved by the bell, but the bell was never there, maybe there was just one set of footprints the whole time. Mm. And that's when the bell carried you. Yes. I guess that would be more of a round imprints rather than footprints.

Yes, probably like a round, you know, a perfect circle in there. A sort of dent where the clapper would be. Yes. Yes. Religion on topic of religion. I, of course, I'm a religious fan. And I believe in a lion as we all do.

How big we're talking? It's a pretty big lion. OK. It's a pretty big lion. He calls it bigger as a school card. Oh, bigger than a school card. OK. All right.

I mean, I've never seen a school card. I'm imagining he is. Yeah, yes, of course. He's bigger than a regular lion. Okay, all right. I mean, I've never seen a school card. I'm imagining years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's bigger than a regular lion. Okay. Yes, like he's two and a half times the size of a regular lion. See, I believe in a lion, but I believe in a regular lion. I just, there's a regular lion that I met in my travels

before I was imprisoned in the prison town of Hoggstates. And I'm hoping, really hoping that guy pulls it together. I believe in that lion. I think he's really gonna do great stuff. You support the lion. I support that lion. I see. I believe in his dreams.

I believe in his hopes. He wants to be a painter. Mmm. And he's got the tail for it. Is this the lion where after his third roar, you started talking and it synced up? Yes. Okay. That's the one. That was cool as fuck. Yes, that was awesome. Is this the line where after his third roar, you started talking and it synced up? Yes.

OK. That's the one. That was cool as fuck. Yes, that was awesome. Amazing. Not nights. I'm sorry, but you were telling us about a giant lion. Yes, he's a giant lion.

And he's sort of, you know, he's terrifying, and so we all worship him. He certainly seems to be nice to these earth children, but everybody else forget about it. How has he personally slided you? He's what's Barb's? He's what he'll do. What would be mining one's own business, the frallicking around a lamppost, let's say? As you do.

Just in the rain? Yes. Well, in the snow. It's very coldppost, let's say. As you do. Just in the rain. Yes. Well, in the snow, it's very cold up there. That's right. Because we're ruled by a beige witch. Oh. She used to be a white witch, but... She's a lot of soft-go.

Yes. She's a little slushy now. I see. I say I don't like the beige witch, because she usually runs in slow motion. Beige witch. I like the beige switch because it usually runs in slow motion. Beige switch. If I had rotten tomatoes with me right now, I would throw a low score of the match.

Sure, no, that's rotten tomatoes, by the way. They're killing the story industry. Yes. People don't go to the stories anymore because they know there's going to be rotten tomatoes there. And I suppose the smell of all of them assembled is just terrible. So they stay away.

Yes, I was very upset. My favorite play, my favorite theatrical production of all time, of course, is automaton Constable. The story of a man who's a constable who was murdered and has brought back to life as an automaton constable. The story of a man who's a constable who was murdered and his brought back to life as an automaton. Yes, he becomes some sort of clockwork man. Yes, exactly. Full of circuits.

That's where I know the term for. Yes. Yes. They did a new production of it. No. Yes. They did a new production of a automaton. They did a remake.

They did a remake. They had a pair of boots and threw them away and they'd rebooted themselves! Yes, exactly! Yeah, it is a bit of a reboot. Everyone, of course, showed up with their crates of 100 Rod and Tomatoes. They come 100 to a crate.

They only threw 38 of them or so. Oh, that's not a lot. And then you're just sitting there smelling the other 62 Rod and Tomatoes. Is it any wonder people don't go anymore? I know. It's sad. It's very sad.

I love a Tomatone Constable. So how did this line slide you? I don't know. Remember I was talking about the Lempost. Yes, that's right, yes. Oh, I'll come out with it. I'm the person in the story who's frolicking around the Lempost.

It was me the whole time. Haha! I see him. The great lion he passes by with his mighty shaggy mane, he gives a toss of his head. His regal head and I cower and I say, oh, I hope he doesn't notice me today. And then he'll get right just pass me and then he quickly, woo! Because what are those? He knows what he's doing. Oh sure, of course. He's trying to startle you.

And then he scoffs and then he ambles on his way on his dumb cat feet. I could say that now. He's not around, is he? I think we don't think we're supposed to. This might be one of the times when he's dead. He periodically dies. What's that? Way, what? Way, what?

What did I say? You said he periodically dies. Yes. And then one second, hold this. I had an almond last week. Mundle. There's just a couple of ugly muts. Don't use your heart again. Okay, back to your story. And, Pierre, this story is fucking nuts. That's true. So we're still doing it. Let's get another one.

They got rules between them, in their pants. Don't use your heart, damn lits. Alright, let's get back to this cookie story. Good drops, good drops. Oh, yes, so... Periodically, this lion dies. Like self-inflicted or is this like accidental? It's every which way.

So it's a witch. Yes, it's every witch way. Every way a witch can kill a lion. Mostly spell. Let's list them off. Spells. Spells. Spells. Spells. Number one with a spell. The long end of a broom.

Long end of a broom. Short end of the broom. Short end of the broom. Little harder, but what a payoff. Take a while. Take a while. Not a very popular one, but one to the eye. One. General gross. General Hocus Pocus. That's roast. General Hocus Pocus.

That's right. General Hocus Pocus. Oh, I heard about this one witch who killed Lyon by pushing him down a flight of stairs and then claiming it was an owl attack. Oh, oh, oh, I think I heard about this. Did you? The story's called the staircase, right?

I mean, I wouldn't title it the staircase. That seems like that's the least interesting part of the story. I would title it owl staircase, that seems like that's the least interesting part of the story. I would title it out attack. Okay, okay. It would be like titleing my favorite play, Atomaton Constable, Constable's office.

It's just where it happens. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Transmuting you into an inanimate object, and then you cease to breathe and you die? Are we still listening to you? Yeah, that's seven. That's seven.

I remember seeing a witch transform a lion into a vase. And I thought, well, that's it for him. They're going to kick the vase over and break it. And then the witch said, no, stupid. He can't breathe anymore. He's a vase. Yeah. And I said, oh.

Suffocation by transformation. Yes. Sophocation, no breathing. I would... I would have said to the witch, but I'm terrified of witches, of course. I would have said, why not turn his lungs into a couple of vases? Oh, yeah. Then you get to see the look on his face.

Yeah. I'm going to remember that. I'm going to do that to someone. That sounds fun. Let me think of a way I could do that. Hmm, yes, if I cast a spell, I turned your lungs into a vase, then slowly it suffocated, and I would watch the life slowly slip out of your eyes as you said, or rise, as it says, yes, it will be a dark hole if you want to continue to be sure.

I shall defeat the, oh, thine lungs no longer exist, For I have transformed them into pure ceramic, And now you shall suffocate in front of me. You prefer of evil. No longer shall you walk upon this food And cause havoc and destruction and hate. That's what I do. APPLAUSE

Would you mind standing up really quick, Mr. Chancé? Certainly. Great. You can go ahead and have a seat. You, sir, would you mind standing up? Sure. Great. You can go ahead and have a seat. This is a segment I'd like to call nuts to butts.

Now we're all free of us sitting on a nuts. I know I am. I was. And I thought maybe we could... There you go. Right back out. Right back out my mouth. And we thought maybe we could just play a game where you can try and guess what type of nut you're sitting on.

Oh, sadly. Here, give that back. All right. Do we start with me? Yep. Am I allowed to ask questions? Yes, you can ask 20 questions. Is it an almond?

Yes. I did it. First time! Well, you won that's the butt, so you get to continue with your story. But Mr. Johnson, your story. Yes, you won't that's the butt, so you get to continue with your story. Oh. Mr. Johnson, your story. Get your sugar. Um, let's see. Lion dies.

Going back to live with you. Yeah, okay. So when the lion does die, everyone, all of the woodland creatures, we're all very happy. We're relieved because he's so terrifying, do you see? Yes. And we're forced to worship him just because we don't know what else to do. He's very scary.

And can I ask her, you just like against authority figures? Like, I mean, you bit of a bad boy. I mean, you know, I mean, I don't know if I'd say that, but I mean just by appearance alone with those little horns, you look like a bit of a bad boy. Can you see my horns? Oh, yes. I mean, when the light hits. I was trying to grow bangs to hide them. Oh. I've always been embarrassed of my horns. Oh, my hooves, absolutely loud and proud. Take a look at them.

Yeah. They're shiny. They're flat. Yes. They make a good clip clop. Oh, you want to get on top of a table and dance around with those. And I often do.

Yes. Would you mind? No, I wouldn't mind at all. Do we get a little bit of clapping going? Give me. Get up on the table, top. Oh, you know, I'm sorry. It would sound more repressive if I remembered to bring my board.

Oh, yes. Makes sense. Of course. Now, you said you were from Portalia. Yes, Portalia. The land of portals. We should have told Arnold about Portalia. Oh, shit. Yeah, he's trying to get home, isn't he? Who's Arnold? Who's a friend from Earth, which is the world?

We think that you're a portal that you were guarding, let. Oh, most certainly, it did for 100% sure fact. Hey, let me. That's on us. Well, why does he want to visit Earth? Yeah. About two and a half years ago, he's gone to a portal behind it. It doesn't matter.

But yeah, it's how we invented the incredibly popular podcast, getting nuts because we have a far less popular podcast called Hello from the Magic Tavor that we record with Arnold about once a week where he talks getting nuts because we have a far less popular podcast called Hello from the Magic Chavver that we record with Arnold about once a week where he talks about things he doesn't want to talk about. There's another show besides Gednuts. That's what yeah right? Ridiculous. It's a waste of time. So this Arnold he wants to go back to Earth. We think so he hasn't mentioned in a while but we think so.

He has a wife, he has a daughter, he has a job. Well, he's fucked now. I feel terrible. Mr. Johnson. Yes, Trump. Can I swear you all to an oath of secrecy? That the three of us shall never discuss Portale again, especially if Arnold is here.

Sure, I don't care. Will you swear to this, Chuck? I swear. Then so it is spoken. So it shall be, the three here have formed upon ye, and no longer shall portray the ever-be-mentioned, unless the three of us are alone

and Arnold is not here, ye, if Arnold is in the room. Now, let's puttalyer be spoke of again. Unless he asks. Yeah, no, if he asks, let's be honest,, be spoke of again. Unless he asks. Yeah, no, if so. Let's be honest, yeah. Yeah, we shouldn't lie about it. Do you know there was one other earth portal that I went close to and I'm so glad because

it was terrible. Like the portal I'm talking about where the where they came from. Oh. The... I don't name the lands. The land of Aang, you say? The land of Aang. Yes. But there was another portal, it was terrifying to behold. I would look through it sometimes, and I would shiver, and fright. It was in a place called, oh, the door of Equa, and in there...

It was some sort of Equa door? Yes, exactly. This very official looking building, it seemed like it was the seat of some government or something. There was this pale goblin that lived there, with a long white hair. He looked very miserable in mean, and he couldn't get out of this.

He couldn't get out of this door of Equa. And I prayed, oh, please, please, oh, terrifying lion, and he couldn't get out of this, he couldn't get out of this door of Eqwa. And I prayed, oh please, please, oh, terrifying lion, don't let this goblin see the portal to food. And he never did. Oh, I think I know someone from the door of Eqwa is a gentleman from Eqwa who stabbed his eyes out. Really?

I think so. Who is that? Who is that? I think he's naked with a horse and then he stabs his eyes out. I think it's called Equa. I can't. Honestly, I can't remember. Now that you meet so many people and you know.

And there's so many equas. There's so many equas. Very true. Well, obviously we have thousands of sponsors for getting nuts. But let's just maybe hear two sponsors. Can I tell you? I never fast forward past the commercials. Oh, thank you. Thank you. We try we try to make them. I think you guys make them fun. Thank you. Good. Good. Well, let's go ahead and we won't hear our first one. Here we go. Greetings. I'm Thrac, the God of Thunder. Beware my mighty lightning. Quake at the thought of my bone rattling winds,

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Not so much. Not so much. I 100% expected the second squirrel. I feel like to start singing. I feel like both of those nuts have a musical background. Wait, what is... Something's happening. Why I see something.

What is it? Is that... I also see something. How many bats would you say that is? Is that one, two, two three a thousand a couple maybe Maybe a thousand bats. I'm not good with number. It looks like a bunch of random bats to me Would we say that's a series of bats Yeah, John

It's a series of bats. It might be our friend. It disguise. Excuse me. Are you a series of bats? Hello, I'm you a series of bats? Hello. I'm just a series of bats. What's going on here? Tom Blaine, is that you? It's me, but... Is anybody around, like the Baron or the Dark Lord? No, no one evil. Just our good friend, Mr. Choncy.

Choncy, hello! How do you do that? It's not a series of bats, I know you were confused. For what? I know! What? It's me, Tom Blaine, Bellaroth. I heard that you're doing the 2,000th episode of Getting Nuts.

That's right. Nuts Nights! Now, I wasn't here for the beginning, night night. I wasn't here for the beginning. Thank you. Thank you. Can we get... Let's get another... I wasn't even beginning. Thank you. Thank you. Can we get, let's get to another... Alibar, since your friends and cats,

When you saw our dead men, Thank you. May I ask a question? I don't mean to derail this so quickly. No, no, no. No, we didn't derail this several times. That's fine. It always came just at the right moment.

Are those songs different every time or is it the same one every single time? They are different every time. Alright. It's really going to pay off for the people who can hear it when they're commuting or on the treadmill. I didn't come for the beginning because I don't know if you know this, but a lot of people thought the 2,000th episode won't happen because of a technical glitch.

They were like, why 2000? Okay, because on Foon, you understand that a lot of the podcasting software, and that's just mostly shelves that you were in your ears, right? They weren't designed to have another digit in front of the one. And so as bizarre as that seems now, that was something a lot of people were worried about. People were afraid that if you recorded this 2000th episode,

that their abacuses would reset to zero. Who wants a terrible tragedy that would be? For all the bean counters in the world, we'd be reset to zero, and all their beans would just be a pile. A pile of beans? Can you imagine such a thing? Now it doesn't seem like something we would worry about, but at the time... I am very worried about it already.

I'm worried about it, but I did want to come on getting nuts, because I've been fucking a nut. Wait, wait, wait, way, way. Wow? Wait, what's this podcast about? This podcast is about nuts that we might find. So, for example, do you like peanuts? They're all right.

Perfect. That's an episode of getting nuts. An entire episode. What about, like, I fucked an acorn? That's an episode of getting nuts. An entire episode. What about, like, I fucked an acorn? That's fucking nuts. Which we've been thinking about spinning off. So, maybe now's the perfect time.

I know, if you spin off ideas, we have fucking nuts. We have Git and CD. And those are the two. Well, I wanted to bring out the nut that I fall in in love with. She's an acorn. She's right here. Come on up. I feel so bad. No, come on up.

No, come on up. No, come on up. No, come on up. No, come on up. This is the way we argue. This is Alice Peacorn. Alice, it's a pleasure to meet you. The pleasure is all mine. Thank you so much for having me.

Alice, please, take the seat of the new guest seat. I couldn't. I couldn't. No, please, please. A fauna fauna fauna fauna must be at the center. Oh, yeah. Fauna fauna fauna fauna fauna fauna fauna fauna fauna fauna. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come regardless but true. Isn't it wonderful? We're all next to each other. Yeah, it's very different, it's very true.

Do you know the foolish word equidistant? It means as close to each other as a horse. Now to be the closest animals. Oh indeed, yes. No horses bond in a way that no other animal does. Now for Mr. Chanciseek, for everyone else of the Vermilion Minotaur, probably already knows, Tom Blaine has been hiding in the forest as a series of bats to hide from the bears. That was you! Yes! I don't know. Well, it might have been a series of bats. Hmm. But it also could have been me. I see.

It's the teller's oldest time. I'm the foolish prince, my father died. I'm probably a king now. So I ran away. I became the barren's wife for a short time. And now I'm hiding in the woods as a series of bats. Same old, same old story. That old saw.

But Alice, we've never met you before. Please tell us all about yourself. How did you two meet? Well, it's actually a fantastic story. And you're sitting at the bar pretty high. Well, I like to do that, especially when I'm about to make something up. I was high up in a tree.

And I was low down in the low branches of a tree. And I was low down in the low branches of tree. And I noticed him, what I thought was they at the time, right, because his character study was just so, so spot out. He's an amazing actor. An incredible, an incredible actor. And I thought, what is this series of bats doing in my tree? I've never seen a series of bats like this

hanging around in my tree. And I don't want to be like, I don't want to seem like I'm like, you know, a racist. Thank you. But I never, ever, ever would have engaged in, you know, this, what, you know, what we're, you know, sex. Yes.

I never would have done that if I had known that he was, you know, a man, a mortal, an actor. Oh, so you're racist against humans, not bats. bats. Oh heavens no what's the fear about that? No nothing to fear about that Oh, bats are lovely humans have done a lot of stupid shit fair enough fair enough Do you have a problem with bats? No not so I think they're lovely They're wonderful creatures they fly through the night Oh, and they hang upside down with the beady eyes that you can see only in the dark times.

And yeah, they light your way through the dark paths so you can find the light on the other side. I know, it's fucking hot. Yes. So I was like, what is the series of bats doing in my tree? And so I tried to throw my voice a little bit because I was still stationary because I hadn't fallen yet.

Ah, yes. Of course. Well, I could see her because I'm a man, but when you're playing a series of bands, you can't see. So what idea is I went? And then based on how quickly that bounce back to me, sonically, I determined how far from me she was. It's called echolocation.

Then I slowly started to make my way up, and different bats would go at different speeds because that's something you learn when you're portraying a series of bats. And so slowly I went up the tree and I said, oh, who's this? And what was your response? I said, who do you think it is? I'm Alice Corn, a corn, and I'm here in this tree. I have pre-fallen, I've not yet fallen.

So I am now anti-or like a fallen, you know, I've not fallen yet. So there I am stationary. So I now realize as I'm saying it out loud, it is incumbent upon people to come to me in order for me to meet them, which may be the fact that like I was so taken by him is that no one's ever come up that far in my tree.

But that's a nothing. Is that a euphemism? I'm pissed off this nut. No. It's not like I asked if you could breathe or not. No, I can breathe. I'm pissed off this nut. No. No, I didn't like that. It's not like I asked if you could breathe or not. No, I can breathe.

You know, a euphemism is when you find a nice way of talking about nuts to butts. We do nuts to butts. You play? We do nuts to butts. That sounds fun. And the moment it starts, I'm like, it's an I-cool! I'm like, it's an I-cool! I'm like, it's an I-cool! I'm like, it's an I-cool! I'm like, it's an I-cool!

I'm like, it's an I-cool! I'm like, it's an I-cool! My character work isn't as good as his. So, I'm trying, you know, I try to like be like, tonight I'm gonna be up as sunshine. No, so you're getting into a little nut role play. Yeah, you know. It sounds fun.

Yes. You two are so sweet. And I'm so enamored with the love that you clearly share between the two of you. I'm hoping that Chant and Mr. Choncy will help me. I would like to make a delicious romantic dinner for you to enjoy. We could start off with some delicious steak as the entree, some... Start off with an entree? Start off with an entree. I got to see where this is going on Train is finished for enter. That's where you enter the meal at the entree

Yeah, then I deleted a delicious potato on the sides and does your starch and for dessert of course flan Would you like some flan? Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk Honk a lot of people. Oh, he's still on the 2000th episode, have we? Are we into new episodes? We have a lot of episodes around you. Yeah. But we doubled back just to be polite. Thank you. What do you think about having a wonderful romantic dinner together? Well, I'd be excited for it. I am a little bit worried about the dark Lord. Also, Arnor has been asleep for 48 days. That's true. That's true. That's true. And I've been playing pranks on him in his room.

Oh, what sort of pranks? Well, I've drawn tigers on his face. Tigers on his face, yes. Yes, yes, yes. And I've put his hand in a little bit of cold water. So when you do that, you pee. That's true. I didn't know that.

You just pee everywhere. And I was fascinating because I've never seen a grown man pee until that time. And I thought, this is a juxtaposition of status and power to see somebody who is of age, right? He's like a man, and he obviously has a place in the world. And yet, he's urinating himself like a young boy. I mean the humor never ended.

It was your best one. Thank you. Oh, you're cute. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What are you? What are you? What are you? What are you? Yeah. He's an acorn. Woo. I'm always an acorn. I'm always an acorn. I never get sold.

I would just like to say how lucky I feel that you're able to express your physical love here in the Vermilion Minotaur, in front of all of us, in front of Mr. Chancy, in front of Chant, it's really a beautiful act of a man dressed as a series of bats, put in an acorn up his butt. And I am moved by this. See, now, I'm hoping for a day where we don't even have to have this conversation. We're like, your note about the fact that we are loving each other in public isn't even

something to note. Like, you don't have to bring up the fact that like, oh, I'm so evolved. I want to call out the fact that this feels okay to me because thereby the very chance and the off thought that it's not okay with you is where I rest. And that's okay because you know what? Maybe you haven't had a lot of experience with this. And I can't fault you for that, okay? But here tonight, when you say that that I am dreaming of a better day where we can walk into the Ramillion Minotaur and we can just be

But to nuts And have everybody just say would you like some meat? That is a beautiful sense. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. Thank you very much. Now you see what I see in her, you know? Yes, I do. And I see now my own hypocrisy by pointing out to this beautiful act of love. I have minimized you by saying that you are somehow different than everyone else here

who is loving each other. I'm sure that who else is loving each other here tonight? Say that. Oh, yeah. a lot of gross things happening. Yes Dirty if I may miss a corn may I ask you a question? Yes, please forgive me for being so bold, but and this is perhaps presumptuous, but Do you feel as if you're a short-changing yourself by sacrificing becoming a tree for a man? Dio No, it's okay You're sure changing yourself by sacrificing becoming a tree for a man? Damn! No, it's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. Yes, there was a time where I thought, and I think this was the narrative that was sold to me, right? That my job was to become mature, to fall, to nestle into the earth, and to become as my mother and father did. Okay, that was the only narrative I knew. And it wasn't until a day that a series of bats, wink, came up my tree and showed me

that maybe there was another plan for me and I will be honest it was a really bad night when I was like I think I'm gonna fall off this tree and like go away with a man Right, because like that's not a narrative that we're used to hearing It's I'm sure it was frightening. It was very frightening But my thought was this who's to say that I still can't become a tree? Exactly. Who's to say that I can't spend my time with this man, Batman? Batman.

Yeah, I mean, who knows what blueprints inside of you could grow up to be a beautiful fern? Probably no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no my elders are like, there she goes, off with an actor who's pretending not to be a prince in a series of flying animals. Like, they've heard it before, right? But this is my time to experience this. This is my, what's that word? What's that word when the Amish people go off and they do their thing?

And they have their time? Oh, yes, the spring of the fruity liquor. Yeah. This is my spring of the fruity liquor. Yeah. This is my spring of the fruity liquor. The spring of the fruity liquor. Yeah, yeah. Yes. And also for me, I want to work up to the tree in my butt,

you know? That's a big use. That's a big jump. Is this a big use? That's sort of a big jump. You want to use on down that road. I mean, here's what I do. You have to talk about it first.

No, no, you have to talk about it. You have to talk about it. You have to be like, does this feel okay? Do we have a safe word? Yeah. You know, you probably need help. But, um, and bring it up first as a joke. See how it goes over. Yeah.

And with him, he's always joking. So I'm like, I guess this isn't a joke. I guess we're really talking about, like, anal penetration. Is that a UFO? Is that a UFO? Is that a UFO? No, that talking about, like, anal penetration. Is that a UFO? Is that a UFO? Is that a UFO? No, that's like, like, straight out of the table. Straight out of the table?

Yeah, it's just, it is. I don't. Yeah, it's getting nuts. In a different way. Um, what about, what about you, Mr. Chancid? Do you ever worry that you might just stay a fawn? She comes from a culture of metamorphosis. Do you ever worry that you might just stay a fan? She comes from a culture of metamorphosis, so the idea that something would stay static is bizarre to her,

but that's the only narrative she knows. Right, right. I mean, it never occurred to me that I would ever be anything else. Although I am at a sort of crossroads in my life, I have no more portals to stand in front of and wait for a bunch of boring earth children to come through. You're from Portilia. Yes. Oh, do you know there's a Portman I know there. Natalie Portman. I know Natalie the Portman. Yes, yes. Yes. Oh, did you know Natalie used to be in a secret organization? Yes, tell me more

Well she she used to cover herself in the lations of the forest. Yes, they like it. Yes Yes, yes, yes, and and she used to she used to pretend to be just a pile of Forest Greenery doing advertisements. Yes. So she was in this sort of Mossad. Oh yes, of course, yes. She was in kind of like a Mossad. Yes, yes, yes. LAUGHTER

I think it was worth it. I don't. I'm being sincere. So what was it? You it. I don't. I'm being sincere. You know, I love her. You know, you brought up Amish people, and I... I have an Amish friend that I haven't seen in a long time, and I should catch up with her. Her name was Fran, and she was beautiful.

Fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, fanphone, Hello! Are you all right? Phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone. Hello. Are you all right? Yes, that time I was awake for the whole thing. Oh, what a nightmare. I Actually didn't mind it that time. It was kind of fun. It was a nice break into your League of into it. Yeah, it's accepted and enjoyed for what it is. Can I offer you just like another piece of friendly advice? Of course. It's just like a big fan and like first time sitting here. Of course. I just, you know, the fact that you had to qualify your friend is Amish.

Like maybe you could have just said, I have a friend named Fran. Well, I thought of it because you mentioned Amish, Pete. I know, but then the fact that you were like, I have to qualify my friend by saying what she is kind of means to me that that's kind of how you see her. That's a good point. I do categorize a lot of things here in food, elves, dwarves, pixies, fairies, brownies, orcs, starlings, everyone hates starlings.

Well, yeah. No, I'm going to keep catargrising things. It makes it easier for me. Oh, real quick, real quick. Do either of you know any ways in which a witch might kill you? Oh my gosh. We thought we'd cover all of them, but that might be more like that. Absolutely. Like she could like lure you to her house,

and she's like, I've got this thing that I bake things in, and then like, you she's going to shove you in it, but then maybe like somebody else shoves her in it, and they're like, ha, we got you. Like that's just one like oven. That's a hyper-specific death. Get specific. Okay, yeah, I like that.

I remember hearing of this one witch who'd built a house made entirely of sweet treats and she wanted to do a snare children and eat them. Well, no children came and her house just rotted around her. That's stupid. Yes, yes, yes. She was, don't build your house out of food. No, unless you know that the child has to come very quickly out.

Exactly. Otherwise, it's really out of place. Yes, I take issue with it for a different reason. If you have enough food to make a house, just eat that food. Here's why. She was a savory person, not a sweet person. Oh, that's awful. Now it makes sense.

Yes, it's hard when you eat children. Let me ask you what I feel for those people. Mr. Chancé, when you're I'm guessing you're a, your portal's somewhere in the woods. You have to traverse the woods quite a bit. When you're going to and fro, do you leave any sort of memento in terms of like to remind yourself how to get back to where you're going? Oh yes, you simply must because the forest is ever changing because of magic and shit. So you have to make sure, you have to make sure if you leave a marker so you can find your way back and there are many things you can use.

You can take some bread and you can leave a loaf of bread just every few feet. There's some more efficient way to do it. Tare off a bit of the bread. Oh, that's when the birds get it. Oh! But luckily, these dumb birds, they're too small to lift in a tear. Yes. I love of bread. Now, now, be careful. I love birds. Which ones? Everyone but Starlings. Starlings are assholes.

I certainly meant no offense. You said, all right, do apologize. I'm just a little guy. That's all right. No offense. But you need to mark your way. We know there are two ways for the forest to change. Magic and shit. That's right. And that's sometimes it's magic, but sometimes it's that forest will look different because of who's

defecated there since you last looked. So much. I'm walking down a path through the forest. And I go, I know I turn left here to get to the waterfall. And it's just a big pile of bear shit there. Look. Yes, I'm walking down a path through the forest and I go I know I turn left here to get to the waterfall And it's just a big pile of bear shit there. Yes. Yes. It's these non-talking animals You see it's they have no coos. They don't know what they're doing. Wait wait wait wait. So you tell me a bear shit's in the woods I've ever seen the witch beige But she is now she is now now. She didn't use the bitch.

She is not. She didn't use the bitch. She didn't use the bitch. That's true. Is the poop Catholic? Is it what? It depends on who pooped it. OK, good, good. Catholic, of course, being anything that a cat would lick. Oh, yeah, no. What else?

What else would a cat lick? No, what else would Catholic mean? I didn't know if we all know what cat lick mean. No, no. What a strange thing you just did. I just didn't know if a... I don't know if an acorn, I don't know what you do. Oh, I think it's a self-evident word that's made from two words that make sense, with an unnecessary

agent that... Yeah, yeah. The agent's silent. But I do think that... Yeah, yeah. Yes. The agent is silent. But I do think... Just like the O. Yes. LAUGHTER Yeah, you're right, I'll let you in.

None of us heard it. Yes, no. Oh, yes. It's Catholic. Yes, I... I think we become so accustomed to doing ads for our podcast That like a good ad we often mention things that aren't a question. Yes, like also Catholics are trained to ignore the whole so As your whole life is built around that and I'm allowed to say that very good very good

Well, I believe we're close to being out of time for this episode of Get He Nuts. Yeah. It was a good long episode, usually they're under 30 seconds. So this was a particularly impressive one, I think. We went, let's see, 48 days. Yes. This was a long one. Yes, about, uh, well a month, months and months long.

Gonna cut some of that out. So I still think we got a good six days in here. Yeah? Yes? This is Yusudor. This is Chant. This is Alison Not. Alison Cohn.

Not to race. Alison Not. Are you really? I'm just gonna say. Alison Not. What? Fuck. Do you know Alison not?

Do you know him in Seltene? Don't say that, I can be different from Alison not. You do not. No, but you have to have a best friend of mine. You do not. You do not. Don't look like Alison. Make it work, please don't.

Just stop talking. Just stop talking. Just stop talking. All right. Let's start over. Everyone, everyone pointed someone else and say their name. That's Chonsey the Phone. That's Chonsey the Shifting Badger Per. This is a series of bats.

This is Yusudor. And this was Get Nuts. No nice, very, the average dance. Don't use your heart, don't use your heart, don't use your heart. Thank you so much. Thank you all. Don't use your heart yet, girls. Thank you so much. Thank you all! And don't bother rushing to the emergency room. That intense itching in your finger is simply the desire to subscribe. If you liked this episode, imagine the possibilities without the very famous person around. Yuzhid or the Wizard was played by Matt Young. Shant the Talking Badger was played by Adel Raphye.

Mr. Chant see the adorable fawn was played by special guest Paul F. Tomkins. Check out Paul's improv podcast, Spontaneanation, and go to his website, PaulFTomkins.com, to learn about StandUpDates podcast appearances, the fact that he's Mr. Peanut Butter on Bojack Horseman. I mean, girlfriend is hustling. Tom Blaine, Bellaroth, the human actor, pretending to be a series of bats

was played by Steve Walteen. Steve writes for the new comedy central show the opposition with Jordan Klepper, debuting tonight, unless you're not listening to this podcast the moment it came out. In which case, ew, Alice P. Corn, the Acorn, was played by Kate James, who never took a single class at IO and still doesn't know how to do object work. Thrac, the god of thunder, working for Guster Dusters, was played by Brian Rosenwarsel, aka Thunder god from the band Guster. And twirl squirrel and girl squirrel from United Squirrel Space Realty were Zach Reno and Jessica McKenna from the podcast

Off Book, the improvised musical. Fun facts, Jessica can crush rocks into dust with her bare hands, and Zach makes little size of contentment while he sleeps. Occasionally whispering, oh you. Well, I'm exhausted from fabricating all these fake bios to keep up appearances. Craig, I've mixed the dough and baked the cake. How about you grab some frosting and finish us off? I mean, I introduced the live show, so maybe I made the cake. Hello from the Magic Tab and was produced by Arnie Neacamp, Evan Jacoba, so maybe I made the cake. Hello from The Magic Tab and was produced by Arnie Neacamp, Evan Jacoba, and Ryan D.

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