Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip

Episode Date: April 16, 2018

We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations! CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzAdditional Music: Ryan Anderson, Lemon Yellow Hayes, Brazzmatazz, Komiku, Cambo, Dee Yan-Key.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm gonna keep this quick. Just a reminder that this coming up Sunday April 22nd, we have two live shows in LA. The 930 regular Hello from the Magic Tavern show is almost sold out. Maybe by now it already is. If you're really hoping to see that show I wouldn't sleep on getting tickets. But there's also tickets available for the 630 offices in Bosses Live show. We'd love to love to sell that one out too if possible. A few people have asked, I want to see the live offices in Bosses show but I haven't listened to the Stitcher Premium spin-off. That's fine, it's going to be a totally stand-alone show.

Stand-alone show. And we've got great guests, Zach and Jess from the Off Book Podcast. You know they played the Blue Tigers in our Winter Solstice episode. Anyway, both shows are gonna be dumb, silly fun, so hopefully we'll see you at one if not both if you're in the LA area. For tickets and more info, go to hellofromthemagictavern.com and click on the live show tab at the top of the webpage. Oh, oh, oh, I'm getting out of here, because here he comes. Here he comes.

Gritting's demographic. Look, we both said a lot of things we didn't mean last night, but I'm tired of arguing. So let's just say, fine, you're right, other dimensions don't exist. Here comes the transmission. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune I'm your host Arneanne Kemp. About 3 I wrote this down.

3 years and 6 weeks ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of fune. Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King, and I use that to upload a podcast. I record every week here in the tavern, the Vroomillion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of fun. And I'm joined, as always, by my good bud, my co-host, Usador the Wizard.

Hi, I'm Usador. Wizard of the... Are you okay? Usador! Usador, he went into the Wizard's State halfway through his name. Yeah! He hasn't been in the littered state forever.

It's been a long time. It's been a long time. Oh god, yeah. I mean, honestly, can I be honest? Yeah. I prefer him being the littered state during his name than the screen. Yeah. Oh yeah.

I don't know. I'm sure listeners don't, but he- Oh, sure. Who best to say? Sammich. Sammich? don't but he oh sure who best say salmon salmon which you're all grinder soba party sob are you told me what grinder is I don't think you saw an other grinder look I don't really fully understand what Grindr is. You said you had a deep knowledge of Grindr. Deep? No, I read a- I read an oral history. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Who did utter them aloud? Surely your very skeleton would jump out of your own body

and smack you in the face. You said him. You said her out. Look, you know me. Last thing I wanna do is be critical. You're down with OPP. You know me. You said her, you know, a couple weeks back, you said

that the new you said her, you are going to not talk about your secret names. Oh. We're growing and evolving as characters. And you know for me? you are going to not talk about your secret names. Oh. We're growing and evolving as characters. And you know for me, I remember everything I said. For me, I've stopped saying,

if you're a new listener, this is all you need to know. That's a brief new life into the podcast. I just go straight from saying, I'm Arnie Neacamp to saying, six years, and wait, how many, how long have I been here? Ugh, it feels like six years. It does.

Ah, look, you do you, Siddore, but who do you Siddore? You do you Siddore. You do you Siddore. You Siddore. Super genius. I'm also joined by my other co-host, Chanda Talking Badger. I'm gonna give up my time to hear more of what you siddle has to say. Wait, you're gonna seed your time?

I'm gonna seed my time so I can hear more of the mumblings and pramblings. Some are good. You know, listeners don't miss it. We have cyclists. We have a lot of time. Yeah, already keeps a clock going. Yeah, I mean, you said it already gets like a lot more time than if you want to see some more of your time to use.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll allow it. He's back in the wizard's state. Oh, duck that, right? I want to buy one. He's back in the wizard's seat. Oh, duck fat fries. You know, I never thought that regular fries are fat fries? Yeah, all fries are fat fries.

That's true. I want some skinny fries. Well, I mean, I don't want some skinny fries. Then why'd you say that? I'm hungry for some hungry. I got fat fries for the table. Oh, blemish! So blemish, so happy that you're definitely alive.

I've rendered all these cats and dipped spice potatoes in their bubbling flesh and oils. And now I'm happy to serve them to you. Oh, thank you, boy. Great job, Emgram. Oh, thank you, boy. Great job, Hemgram. What? Happy to do it. What, how about a little smoochy?

Here on my postural, my postural. Yeah, sorry, one little kiss. No, you're not gonna jump. I'm talking to Chuck. No, I'm good, thank you, though. I've been seeing someone, so I don't, I don't feel comfortable doing that. Wait, Chuck, do you remember everyone is being in love with you?

No, I mean, again, I think people have an affinity for me, but I don't have any, you know, grandiose ideas that everyone's madly in love with me. I mean, silly me, my cat dick is slipped out of my robe, and it's rubbing itself against your calves, Chump. That didn't slip out, you pulled out. Alright, Fyangyal, like you're doing fine. And you're very cute and very adorable, and I love the scratchy behind the ears,

but you're not nearly as cute as Mamanana. Oh, it's squeezy. Shit, what reminds me, Sheriff Hat? There's been a thought of murder. Oh, that's right. What? There's been a thought of murder. What is this? Are you not... Oh, Sh's right. What? There's been a thought of murder. What is this? I'm not oh Shabang I forgot to in the murder mystery that's right this year

We're gonna try really hard of a storyline and still dangling open one week We've got a revisit it the next week. So let's go ahead and let's go ahead and put a bell on it I went through the ancient texts of food. Oh and hogs face and I discovered that there is no way to Commit someone to a jail cell for a pre-crime. Oh, okay. Oh wow I mean, I guess it is embarrassing sometimes if you have a pre-crime. Oh right. Oh, I mean it's natural But pre-crime you know can be a little embarrassing because people are like did you crime? And it's like no It's just a little pre-crime. Oh, hey pre-crime can be just as dangerous as a crime Which is why you have to protect yourself.

Yeah, okay, because if you don't, you don't protect yourself, pre-crime can lead to crime. Yeah, all right. So, but we've wrapped up this mystery, it sounds like. Oh yeah, I'm always wrapping up, wrap up this mystery. Oh, wrap up, wrap up. Okay, I'm gonna put this down in our minority report.

All right, good job, guys, I'm so excited. We had that big cliffhanger in the last episode. We wrapped it up right at the beginning. This is like, Ailius Season 1, I'm so excited. We had that big cliffhanger in the last episode. We wrapped it up right at the beginning. This is like, Ailius Season 1, I'm very excited. What's Ailius Season 1? I'm sorry, I've just been very, I've been in my head, I'm really nervous about this citizenship test that I'm taking really soon.

Like, I've been so nervous like I should start studying. You haven't started studying? I mean, I pretend you piece a shit. Are you kidding me? Well, it's how I mean, last week we reminded you that it's not in a year, it's in a few weeks. Now, now, chun. Let's be supportive. Er, you want to be a citizen, don't you?

I do want to be a citizen. Okay, well then, er, let's, er, let's go over some things right now. Who was the first king of food? Good king, food. Lucky guess. Lucky guess. Oh, that's right, I forgot. If I just do things with confidence, maybe I don't need to study.

Uh, well, that seems unlikely. Uh, name, uh, the four, uh, basic elements. The four basic elements? Um, positivity. No. Uh, sass? Basic elements the four basic elements positivity no SAS no Joie to V. No and Stank no those are the four attitudes

I've been working for the four elements that make me work named the six seasons. Okay Summer Blunder, winter, fall, fish, tosh, and spring. The wrong order, but that's right. All right, would I need on the test, what I need to know, they're probably not. Also, sometimes they'll throw in a trick question, so just so you know, there might be what are the seven seasons. If it asks for seven seasons, know that about 50 years ago, there was a Vich Tosh 2.0. That was like a second Vich Tosh. It was fine. Just, yeah, yeah.

There's no, okay. The season's fine. Sure. And if they ask you about the four seasons, then just say that the bed turned down service was lovely. Oh, but they'll only ask you that if they're from Frankie Valley. Oh, I'd say they walk like a man. Huh?

Talk like a man who walk like a man my son You have a son. Look, I'm just saying walk like a man. It's easy. You can Walk like a man. What? Bad night dad probably would love this episode because you're dead not listen to the podcast? I don't know. I mean, it seems unlikely. Seems unlikely. Well, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, watch and walk.

How's this? You're walking like a man. How's my talk? My tough guy talk. You're talking like a man. All right, okay. Doing it. Well, I'm gonna get up and I'm a...

I'm a... Cry like a big girl. Hey, what? Hold on. Big girls. Hold on. What? Big girls don't cry. What? Yeah.

Big girls don't cry. Sure they do. So, Chun, don't cry, aye aye. What? Why did you repeat that last vowel sound? I don't know. Big girls don't cry. And don't wonder why. Huh?

That wasn't silly girl. Who's our guest this week? Guys, I didn't get a guest. I was so in my head. No guest? Yeah, no guest. It's weird, but I just feel a little claustrophobic in the tavern.

Maybe we should do what? Go outside the tavern? Let's even better. Oh, let's pretend to go outside the tavern? Let's even better. Oh, let's pretend to go outside the tavern. How's that better? Well, you know, back on my world, like if a bunch of friends just wanted to, like, kind of let off steam and sort of, like, see the sights, they'd all hop in a car together and go on a road trip. Ooh!

So awesome. Oh, hey, hey, blemish. God, what? Oh, I'm sorry, blemish and fangie-yeli. I feel like I have the same message for both of you. It's just kind of like an us thing. Yeah, it's an us thing. MMMROTRIP!

RODTRIP! Roadtrip. Oh, is all of this satisfying? Right, yeah. MMMROTRIP! Roadtrip! Roadtrip! It's more like it.

Now, what we like to do here in FUNune to blow off steam with some friends of ours is we get into a ring of mod and then we find a gofa and we punch it to death. Oh, goverhole. Sometimes I bring a mallet. Guys, that sounds fun. Can we maybe do my thing? This is this way. Look, my car is in the middle of the tavern. There's no gas It doesn't run. We could get in the car and like Oh, that's brilliant because you said you were getting claustrophobic in the tavern

So let's get inside your car that's in the tavern. That'll help you from becoming claustrophobic You dumb fuck Chant what come on. I like to reconnect look this is just the kind of like friendship tension That's great at the beginning. Please call it French in French. We taught you the word. Let's deal with this Franchion our road trip Rip or trod You're a trod Come trod

Fine, let's go on Arnold's road trip. Okay, I am excited, but first we need snackies. Yeah, let's get some snackies. Snackies snacks. Blenish. Snackies snacks for the four of us as we drive. Oh, um. Ha ha ha ha.

Someone's got to keep an eye on the tavern, so why don't you go us the snackie poos? And maybe at some point along the way you can join us. Pop your head in the window. Yeah, and hey, no one's looking. Fangie, can we talk to you for a second? When you trans morph, can you close your mouth? That's right. What? Yeah, what's going on guys? When you trans morph can you close your mouth? Yeah, what's going on guys? Thank you so much for pretending to be blemish so no one knows that we were around when he murdered himself.

Yeah, no problem. This is a great way to spend my sabbatical. When you go and get the snack, you get tasty things and not really the things that blemish would get us? Oh sure. What do you guys like? I mean, I'm a vegan, so I don't know. If you guys aren't vegan, you tell me what do you like? Let's open for like beef tits jerky. Beef tits jerky?

Yeah. Yeah. You have some rice pudding? Oh, I know what I want. I want a prince cake. Can I make a suggestion? Yes. If you're going on a road trip you might want things that you

are kind of like that are kind of forbidden like things that you definitely wouldn't eat you know. I don't know what that means. Hmm, something I wouldn't eat. Babyheads. But what if they were Cheeto powder babyheads? Oh wow. Cheeto powder? You guys have Cheeto powder infan? You have Cheeto powder on earth? Yeah, it's this orange powder. Yeah, that's what it is here. We grind up Cheetos. Oh, dry them out.

Yeah. Sprinkle on stuff. And don't yourself. If you're gonna go on a road trip, you're gonna be close together. Yeah. Eat things that are stinky and that you shouldn't eat and laugh and play and ha ha and listen to Nicki Minaj and eat

whatever you want. What do you want? Do you have Nicki Minaj on earth? I think so. Does anybody really have Nicki Minaj? We don't have her in food. I think Fingie Ellie is just sucking out of your memories so maybe we protect your head. Oh yeah. We don't have her in food. I think Fingie Eli is just sucking out of your memory, so maybe we protect your head. Oh, yeah. Hey, I actually have a question. I have a question. I have a question.

I remember hearing before that memory grimmel and taking memories out of your head that can actually mess up your brain's natural defenses. Sounds pretty bad. I'm in the car. Oh, no, I forgot my microphone. Okay, all right. What I would like to eat is That's a treat that I don't normally have. I would like to eat a dream

Okay, I'm gonna put a dream in this bag and I'm just gonna put a couple of things in here that are fun And maybe you can pick them out as you're going along. Okay. Oh Also, wait, also I I would like something I'd like combos It's just a treat that you really only you on a road trip and never any other time. Oh sure Yeah, pretzel a love of God pretzel. Okay. I'll throw a couple in I'll throw in a couple of Sorry, I gotta get in the car. Here's your bag. No, thanks All right Ah What is it you told me I was supposed to yell shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh Don't thanks! Alright! Huh...

What is it? You told me I was supposed to yell? Shhh... Shogun? Uh, shotgun! Shotgun! Yeah! Uh, you said I'm sorry, you have to sit in the back seat. I'm fine! So now we just kinda like...

Sit behind the wheel and we sort of pretend... Oh, we're like traveling around! Pretend we're... Moving right along! Yeah! Ooh! It's my ad, but it's not my ad Ooh Arnie can we can we do this can we do this function? What is powerful windows? Can we turn on the powerful windows? You know, there's no gas in the car anymore and so the battery probably is dead as well I'm not any longer minuscule lightening. Oh wow. Oh, can you give some thunder with that lightning?

You are light-needons. Oh, wow! Ooh, can you give some thunder-with-out-lightning? Shabbai! Nice. Oh, you know what? I'll the best thing about the battery having some powers. We can listen to some tunes. Yeah, the best thing about being a woman

is the ability to have a little fun. Sure. It is true. Yeah. Hey, I, you know, the tape player in my car work, but I only have these tapes of royalty-free music. Ooh, what's this? What is this?

Some sort of disc? The shiny disc? Is this a talisman? Oh, that's a CD. CD player, my car doesn't work. What's a Chris Gaines? Give me that magical rock. Use it or don't.

Well, you can do whatever you want with that CD. This is relaxing. Yeah. Can I put my feet up on the, what is this called? This thing in front of me? Oh, that's in there? This is relaxing. Yeah. Can I put my feet up on the, what is this called? This thing in front of me. Oh, that's the glove compartment. Can I put my feet up there?

I mean, I guess I just don't, don't scuff it up. I mean, I did. You drove your car to a tavern. There's zombie brains on the front of your car. But the inside is nice. All right, all right. And in the spirit of relieving some friction,

yeah, I will detract my claws and be careful where I put my feet. Alright, road trip! Road trip! What is this fat white scroll back here? Oh, that's toilet paper. I'm going to write some spells on it. We should play a game. Okay, sure.

Turn this down a little bit. How about this? Sometimes when I'm running really fast with, if I'm an animal and there's like a herd of us running really fast, we'll play these games while we're moving to help the time pass. Sure. And there's a few of them.

The first one maybe we'll play, it's called 11 Inquiries. Okay, great, fantastic. And maybe this will help you with your test coming up. So, absolutely. I'll think of something's food-specific. Okay. And you have 11 inquiries to try and guess what it is.

All right. Whenever you're ready. Okay. And user work can play as well, just to kind of help you out. All right. All right. Uh, what is it? It has to be a yes or no question.

Oh, okay. All right. But that time, I'll let you know. It was a boulder. Oh, I knew I had. I had had I thought maybe it was a boulder All right. Okay, you have a different one. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yes or no question. To get 11 increase. Okay, great Oh Used the door

Really crunching on those cheetos Used our yes, I know we're gonna have snacks on that. Just, you just, you gotta allow it. You're so loud, you got such a loud mouth. Can you do your chef crunch? I prefer that. All right, here we go. Okay, 11 inquiries.

Is it a boulder? No. Hmm, I don't know. I got no follow-up question. My turn. The fence rests. Is it bigger than the universe? No. No. Well now we know that it's not the universe

Mm-hmm or bigger. What's bigger than the universe two universes? Is it two you know you already? Did you already ask a question? I was gonna ask you this. Oh wait, how many of these are counting towards our count? All of them. Yeah, so that's been three and a half. Can we start over? No, that's fine.

Is it a mouse with a crutch? No, six. Is it smaller than a mouse with a crutch? Nope, seven. Is it seven yields wearing hats? Nope. What number are we on? Eight. We'll stop. It was made to milking.

See, I know if we stopped asking questions. We'd win. What? We didn't win. You lost. No, but here's the thing. You told us. No. We didn't use up all our inquiries.

You were dragging your feet. Finally, let's play a different game, different game, different game. Oh, do you mind, I have one? Yes, please. This is a game we saw was playing on road trips. Like, we tried to go through the alphabet and you would see things on the road.

So first you're looking for something with a letter A. Huh? What's that? What? You used to know, you got to poke your head into the front. All right. Okay, we're gonna play this game where we're gonna go through the hell for that, and are you out of breath?

Well, yeah, this driving is exhausting. Adds up. We're gonna like, if we see something that starts with letter A, you call it out, and then I've someone see something that starts with letter A. Anaconda, I saw an anaconda. What, you saw an anaconda? Yeah, it's over there in the corner.

There's an anaconda in the tavern? Yes, it's right there in the corner. Okay. All right, blemish, I see blemish over there. How is it going, too? On your road trip, pretty good. Hey, hey, blemish and orfangie, Ellie. We're pretending that the car is going pretty fast.

So it's sort of ruins that illusion if you come up to the window while I'm pretending to drive. Just, I'll just go back then. Or at the very least, like pretend like you're running next to the window when you talk to us. Right, right. Okay, keep going. Centuries of history.

Okay. Wait, you seeuries of history. Okay. Wait, you see Centuries of history? Yes, it's here in the tavern. They've been here for centuries. There's so much history here. Yeah, I would have also accepted Cat Dick. Oh, Dick, that'll be mine. Oh, Dick.

Oh, they don't have to be in an order. Oh, okay. Mmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Oh, Elf. There's a Elf patron at the end of the bar. Oh, okay. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, elf. There's a elf patron at the end of the bar. Oh, yeah, there is an elf. Foon, all of fun. I mean, if we can say centuries of history,

I can see all of fun around this. Gargantuan friendships. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, those guys at the bar look like they're really getting along. They do look like they get in. Oh, man. God and I'm kind of jealous Hotties

Yeah, all kinds of hotties. Yeah, we are hot teas that those friends are drinking. Oh Friends, man, they just are enjoying the hell out of those teas Can I know I'm not a tea drinker, but swatching those friends drink those teas. I'm like I got to give tea a chance You drink her, but swatching those friends drink those teas, I'm like, I gotta give tea a chance. Absolutely. Also, those six friends over there? I don't know if they had the horses they had. They live in a very nice part of food.

I feel like they have unrealistic houses. Yeah, oh, those friends. Really do for a living. It's true. Always drinking tea at the same place every time. That's true. I. My eyes. No, that's me.

Well, that's where we are. I my eyes. No, that's me. Well, I don't we on I Insane crunching. Yeah, ah, do you see it though? Oh, yes And this mirror and it says here objects in this mirror may appear larger. Ooh is that some sort of magic? Used it up. Yeah guys. I don't know. I just... I thought this is road trip would maybe bring us closer. Hmm, it might be more fun if you gave us shit. Oh! It's like you weren't playing your own game.

No, I guess... When are we leaving? When are we leaving where? Well, you should've been going on a road trip in your car. No, it's a quest... A quest in adventure through food. No, we're just pretending. We're just... We're just gonna hang out and pretend to do something.

What am I, H? Like some, yeah. Hey guys, can you hold, can I hold down? Yeah, sure. Hey, I can't help but see your face. So you look pretty bored. You maybe want me to pretend to be some sort of kid that you guys hit and then you have to keep a secret.

Ooh, we're already pretty burdened by trying to keep the secret that blemishes did. Oh yeah. But wasn't that like last summer? Like, that was a while ago, that's true. All right, well, maybe I will, maybe I won't, maybe I'll catch you by surprise. Well, why don't we just go on a real adventure?

Isn't it more fun to sit in a small space and talk to each other and pretend like we're having an adventure? And maybe like make it serialize and everything we pretend, we all have to agree is true. And then the next time all those things are still true. Ooh, that sounds kind of fun. Oh, and maybe a little bit of music might help.

Yeah, play a play some of some of the things. Is there music somewhere inside here? Is there like a tiny orchestra in here? Um, sort of. Ooh, this, ooh, I like the beat of this. Is this some sort of like, very a lot of drums going on? Yeah, so many drums. Mmm, it's like a drum circle.

Yeah. Ooh, I'm excited to explain this music, but not too specific terms. What sort of characters go along on a journey like this? I know a lot of you. Friends, turns to someone. Friends either like trying to like reconnect or maybe friends that are in some transitional part of their life or...

I don't know. That is the very thing. I shall take on the role of a divorced father. This will be like offices and bosses, we're playing characters. Oh, I guess so. I mean, I prefer to play a character that's pretty much myself.

Oh. That's what Mandy would have said. Mandy's his ex-wife. Yeah, you don't have to remind me. Oh, you said, or I'm sorry about your divorce. My name's my two sister. Oh, what is it? What is it. My name is my two-sadome. Oh, what is it? My name is Rick.

Rick Barton. Barton? Barton. That sounds like an earth name to me. Rick, honestly, Manny didn't deserve you. She came and she gave without taking. Well, actually, she sounds pretty selfless. Manny was great.

I think it was awesome. I know. You fucked up. You fucked up. I think it back. Mandy was awesome. I know. You fucked up. You fucked up. But it's fine because this trip is all about finding ourselves again. Let's get it back baby. Yeah. You know Rick you're gonna have a full emotional arc over the course of this road trip and you're gonna discover something about yourself. Oh okay. I'm gonna be Dylan and Dylan is someone who has just recently found someone, he's, he's walking on sunshine, he's, he's living on cloud nine.

Happy as could be, just a kind of offset riff a little bit. Right? Oh, I don't know. Deadly. Deadly. Deadly, the book ends of like emotional, um, sure, you know, yeah. Yeah, maybe I'm making too negative of a choice. I'm going to play Rick still, and I'm recently divorced, but I also got remarried to

My Brothers Sun blemish my brother's sun blemish. Oh come on blemish get in the car finally All right, you're new wait, you're married to blemish the character of blemish. Yes. What's my name? wonder wonder Wanda and Rick wonder and Rick I'm healing him. Oh Okay, long glad that you you know what Rick. I'm glad that this is what you need. This is what you need for yourself Yeah, I think it is

Wander's been really great. Let's make out in the back of this car. Oh, wait. I don't want to. I'd rather have the meeting Cheetos. Yeah, to be honest. Oh, Rick. Don't go overboard. Well, don't eat anything. Oh, I'm feeling really... I was eating while kissing.

Yeah. Actually, it's pretty impressive. It's, yeah. I mean, I know they're playing characters, but... Having used it or make out with lemon. But Arnie, I understand how they feel. I myself have just found true love. Right out of college and I'm already in love. Can you believe it?

Right out of college. Mmm-hmm. Arnie, don't shatter Dylan's reality. Okay, so I'm sorry Dylan. He's the eager engineer. Okay, well I'm really glad for you. Tell me more about this new person in your life. I mean, they're just the sweetest.

They take the time to get to know me. They're always asking how my day was. Always lending in the ear. I feel like they really get me, right? Not just listening, but hearing the, does that make sense? Sometimes people just listen, and when they listen, they just kind of try and make you think

that they're hearing you, but they're not really digesting the content that you're giving forward. Sure. Does that make sense? Oh, that's the worst, right? Huh? What? Huh? Use it or what's going on?

Just making out. Yeah You know, let's put the top down the top the top dance they go down on make no no not in the car Oh, you should or no no no, no, let's put the top down all right I can take the top off the car to There we go. No, nice. I can take the top off the car too. Yeah, no.

No. Oh, feel that breeze. Oh, man. Dylan's feeling good. How's Arnie doing? What's with you, Arnie? Did you want to play someone else? No, I guess I could play a lightly fictionalized version

of myself. Sure. Yeah, I don't know how I'm doing. I'm worried about this test, and I'm just worried. And what it sounds like, earning. There's just been a lot of stress running the tavern, trying to save both Earth and Foon, and ow. What have you done to try and save Earth and Foon?

I don't want this podcast. Trying to figure out what's going on in the tavern. Oh, I've been working on fighting the void. Oh, are we back to being ourselves? Oh, I was talking about this, so I just topped out for a second. Get off me! Yes, remember how I had an Obsidian Hand? Oh yeah, you're turning evil.

I don't know about that, but I don't have an Obsidian Hand anymore. You see, I've got a whole Obsidian arm. Oh, can I tell you what else you have? I'm sorry that Arnie and I have kept this from you He's still have your horse tail. Oh When you were horse to do oh no horse to do are you so horse? Wonder why I wasapping away so many flies. Anyway, I figured out a way to turn my obsidian arm back to flesh and bone. Oh, mm-hmm.

All it takes is a simple potion and an incantation. Are you listening to this? Yeah, I'm tall, I hate that, you know. Not? You hate what? Oh, what are you saying? I get it. Yeah. Arnie, um get it. Yeah, Arnie, buddy.

Yeah. I think it's about time we confront you with this. We really need you to be present. What? What? We need you to be in the here and now. Oh. Were you being Arnie or were you being your fictitious character?

Oh. I don't know like this. It's hard to tell. By the way, we feel like you don't know like this. It's hard to tell. Either way, we feel like you don't really listen to us sometimes. I like to, I listen to you guys. Where were you, you were talking,

you started, you were talking about your arm and how it was turning obsidian and shunt. You were talking about how you're dating somebody that makes you happy, which is true for Dylan and for chunt Yeah, that's right. So I'm told us who you're dating. Do you really want to? Of course. Do you really want to know guys? You know what? Because if I tell you and you just go mm-hmm. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look I forget Dylan forget Rick Rick. Hi. What about Mandy?

I just want to have some time. Who's Mandy? My the fuck. I just want to have some time with my friends, Yusidor and Chant. And just like, see how you're doing. Like, make sure, check in with you guys. Make sure you're doing all right.

I'm gonna change the music here. What kind of music is this? Sounds like a lot of strings. This is like very emotional music. Oh, I think it's like classical, but emotional makes sense. So on earth, this is known as emotional music. Yeah, this is called emotional music. Do they ever shorten it? Hmm.

Yeah, sometimes it's sh- show. Trying to who's this person today? Okay, here's what I'll do. Because I felt like we didn't give it our all when I first put forward the game Let's play another game of eleven inquiries. Okay, and you try and guess who it is that I'm dating and this time give it shit Okay, no, I care. I care. We'll have a good time. Uh, okay. We have eleven inquiries. Eleven inquiries and they have to be yes or no inquiries Is it a badger? No.

Whoa. Are they bigger than a mouse with a crutch? Depending on the size of the mouse? I don't know. Normal size mouse. No. Oh, are they bigger? Yes.

Yes. Hmm. Okay, bigger than a mouse. Is it Claudia the witch? No. Are they alive? Yes. What?

Is it... Ahhhhhhhhhh. Is it rude if I jump in and ask a question? Like, do I have to wait for him to finish his question? I think anything that interrupts this is not rude. Okay, hey, is it like, would this person be considered like a fan favorite? Like would the listeners be excited to learn

that you're dating this person? Depending on the listener, maybe. Oh, interesting. So like a dark horse. It's not a dark horse. Okay. And you sort of seems to have gone in the wizard's face. Why?

Is it kid use an o oh ah, cuz that's wrong No, it's not good use it or hey you get asking then accused yeah, you said or let's ask hopeful questions Let's be hopeful about okay, just cuz he ran away doesn't mean that yeah, is it Vlad? Who's that wait? What's the vampires? Little we clean vampires. Oh, no, it's not flat., little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, creature. Is this someone who's been on the show? Oh, I've got one. Is it a magical creature? Yes. Hmm. Someone that either has magic or is magical. Is it someone who's been on the show?

Um, not as a full fledged guest, but yes many times. Okay. You have one more inquiry. All right. I know who it is. Well, I have it narrowed down to two. Okay. We can, there's no reason that we can't discuss it between the two of us, right? Like, we just can't, don't have inquiries for you. Is that your last question?

Oh. No. OK? I think it's either pizza skull, though he did do that awesome trick where he ate a whole pizza Yeah, did you say go he did some awesome? I wish I had but I could do you G.H. Yeah, and show off such a skullfucker Hopefully remember hopeful hopeful. I'm in it in a good way

You know, yeah, yeah, oh that John he's such a skullfucker. I like it. I was Will build this camp or It's true Siddled Yeah, oh that John he's such a skullfucker. I like it. Oh Or It's Tuscito Come on, that's my guess. Let's be nice nice choices. Oh, I like to so yeah, he's been some time together Look now. Let's not be he's a radical dude. You so let's take this game seriously. Okay, all right Let's take this game seriously. Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back with the last inquiry. Oh, that was nice I don't know. I mean, I just feel like we're gonna lose this game What's not about winning or losing? It's just the fact that we're having a good time playing it, right? Yeah, I don't know

Is it is a pizza skull? It's not about winning or losing, it's just the fact that we're having a good time playing it, right? Yeah. I don't know. Is it... is it pizza skull? No. Oh. It's Mandy. Kidding, it's... Tuesday door. Ugh.

I was right. I have been dictated. Once again, Yusudor is triumphant! Oh, they did doubt me. And then I did come from the very depths of hell itself. To all come a great challenge and Sus-out to the correct answer. Hey, mister look out We just hit that kid. Hey, oh, oh

God that was terrifying That was that was really I really terrifying Oh, that was... that was really... Oh, I really terrifying. I don't know. You said our stop. Now is not the time. I was not the time! Oh, we gotta hide the body.

No, we gotta help this... look, you know what? We have killed way too many people since I've come to this world. We're gonna... help, we're gonna check in with this person, make sure they're all right and do everything we can to save them. I think of me, I think of Dylan, my whole life ahead of me. I just found true love. I know I'm just out of college. No Dylan. No. I'm 21 and a half Are you all right? Oh? Hand me my bag. Okay, here's your bag. Yeah, that's right. I forgot Rick's a doctor. I'm not Rick right now. Oh, I'm going to save this child by hitting it with this magical healing rock

Oh shit, are you feeling better? That's a regular wrong. Oh crap. Oh quick at that healing. There's a healing one He's getting better. How do you feel? Thanks, mister. Well, why didn't you see me? Why do you smell like booze? I always smell like that. You fool. Oh, sorry.

Also, he wasn't driving. It was me. Oh, you seem suspect. Guys, do you feel good to save that person? We hit them if the car doesn't move. Why have none of you apologized to me? Oh, we're very sorry about you. We're so sorry.

Also, we didn't have to give them any money as a compensation for hitting them, so didn't it feel good to pay less? I'd like some money. Oh, shit, I should've said that out loud. Here is some money. Thank you. I'm going to go back to my charter school. Hi.

Guys, you know what? I don't kind of a stranger in a strange land so I've been kind of getting along to go along. I don't really know what's right and wrong in this world. We've been killing too many people, okay? Can I make a new rule? Sure. To quote a great Spider-Man story that I've only read about on Wikipedia.

No one dies. Huh? Huh, I didn't follow a lot of that. We are running Hogsface. We're in charge, and as long as we're in charge of Hogsface now, no one dies. Oh, all right. That's our guiding principle. No one dies.

All right, what about evil horses? Not even evil horses. I mean, that's a good bullseye at the aim for it, let's try my way. Okay. No one dies. Evil horse, got it. We continue to aggressively try to cover up the fact that Blenish is dead. But no new deaths. No one dies.

I swear, Sheriff of Hogsface, that I will do my best to uphold the idea that no one dies. Yeah. A la Spider-Man. Yeah. Is that a correct phrase for me to say, a la Spider-Man? Yeah. A la Spider-Man. Yeah, I mean, that a correct phrase for me to say all a spider-man? Yeah Alla spider-man. Yeah, I mean, you know you can Alla spider-man is that a fun phrase? Yeah, give me thumbs up thumbs up. Yeah, praise be to alla spider-man

I too swear to uphold this new rule that no one dies Arnie, can I ask you a question since we're bonding. This is a really fun road trip. It's been an incredibly focused episode. Much like a good donut, we've really glazed over the fact that I said I was dating Tussador. Yeah. During the question, I mean, you seem to be thinking it was a joke answer.

Wait, hold on, that's you? What? That's me, not Dylan. Dylan? I thought Dylan was dating Tussaud. No, Dylan was dating Mandy. To be honest, Dylan was dating Rick's ex-wife Mandy. Paul Rick.

But I am actually dating Tussador, I don't, I want to make sure that, you know, a lot of stuff flies by in these episodes, and I want to make sure that we stop and really digest the information that I is important. Okay, fine, fine, try not to be fucked Tussador. No, no, no, we have to no, to be honest, we're dating. We very much are into each other. We have not yet had sex because somehow,

I don't know why it would feel like I'm fucking myself. Self-indulgent. Did it ever give her feel that? I mean, like you might be fucking yourself. Yeah, a little bit. So, so far, nothing physical, but we're just early into each other. It's been very nice.

Huh. Huh. Arnie, will you at least try to get along with Tussador? Uh, Arnie? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, best friend starts dating someone and varyably you spend less time with them. But you become engrossed in their world as they become engrossed in yours, but it means

you both have less time for the things you used to have time for. Well, I mean, if Arnie made an effort to try and get to know and like you, Tussador, come on. I feel like the three of us go hang out or the four of us go hang out. Thank you for, you know, becoming friends with Tussador. I feel like you two have gotten on swimming like this. Yes yes I hated him at first Loathed him for having a name so similar to my own Yet I have a fengi-yeli convention every year. I'm full of contradictions Well, I appreciate the effort. Ah, no problem

Oh, he must be on the street probably. Oh, yeah, what's all audition for a play? Mimi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mu, Rhino, Leather, Yellow, Leather, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rhino, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, Rh, What is it called? Hit the bricks? Shut up the boards. Lay the boards. Yes, it's the most one. Oh, that's wonderful. Why haven't you ever pursued that? Well, self-esteem. Oh, well, I think you'd be wonderful at it, because you can literally turn it to anyone. Yeah, very cool.

Yeah, you know, Chant's fucking Tuesday, or is there anything? Oh, you're not. Oh, you're fucking Tuesday. Come on. No, no, I'm sorry, you're not. He fucking twosidors or anything. Oh, you're fricking t-sir. Come on, no, no, I'm sorry, you're not, he's not, he's not. He isn't, I'm sorry. What would it take from twosidor for you to get along with it? No, I, and also it's worth mentioning, you're still my best friend, baby.

Okay. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is all, this is, wait, I just said you're my best friend, baby, and you said, my own crying. No, no, you're, you're my best friend. Okay, I don't say, I don't say, you're my best friend to baby, and you said, my own crying. No, no, you're my best friend. I don't say, I don't say, you're my best friend to hear it back, but it would be nice.

Yeah, no, of course, no, if you're happy, if Tussador makes you happy, if he makes you happy, what? I don't know, I wish, I wish I saw that tape. Come here, this is gonna be great to watch. I was watching YouTube make up. Oh. Look, Chunt, this is important to you.

I understand it. I get it. Like, look, I ask you guys to not murder anybody. And you guys agreed to that. Yeah, and that's no small thing. So if no one dies, then, okay. I can hold my judgment and my preconceptions about the relationship that you're in. All this argument.

All this fight. What does 2004 Atlas have in the enemy? 2004. Look, just in case I get lost on some back roads and there's no GPS. Uh-huh. Yeah, at last. Yeah. Your love has gone along.

I want to decipher this atlas. Learn all its secrets to make them my own. Ooh, I want to see. Let me- Ooh. Arnie, what's a Hammond? Oh, it's a shithole. What's a Kurt Vonnegut?

Oh! From Indian Opala. Indian Opala. You would love Kurt Vonnegut. Really? Yeah, he loved draw-buttles. Hmm. Well, guys, thanks for the road trip.

Yeah, thank you. This is fun as hell. We should do this at least once a year. Yeah, every year we can like get back together and celebrate the anniversary of Rick's divorce. Oh, yes. Uh, I have bad news, though. Rick decided to take his own life. Oh. Now we definitely have to do this once a year.

Take his own wife or take his own life. His own life. Oh. I was definitely have to do this once a year. Take his own wife or take his own life. His own life. Wow. I was hoping for the best there, but he decided to drown himself in pills. He drowned himself in pills? He filled a bathtub up with pills and then sank underneath all the pills until they filled his lungs.

But you know what? You know what, you know what, you said or? What? No one dies. No one dies. Even in this role play. All this play, man. No one dies.

Dylan! Dylan! Quick! Rick! He's running in these pills! I can't deal with this right now. Dylan, I know you're young. Mandy and I broke up. She heard about Rick trying to do what he did and she she's distraught now. I'm a mess. Dylan, I know you're only 21 and a half years old. I'm just out of college. Just out of college. I'm so youthful. Yeah, but Dylan, you're young enough that you can

dive into those pills and grab Rick and get him out of there before he dives. You right him and I should die together. No, I'm coming. No, Dylan. All right, fine. Even hypothetically, I have to do something. I'm coming! Dillon! No, Dillon! Ugh! Alright, fine. Ah, even hypothetically, I have to do something. I'm gonna reach into these pills. Rick! Dillon! Grab my hands! Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Rick, you've got a lot to live for, I imagine. Okay. See?

Things are looking up. What about Dillon? Dillon, you're a young fuck you. You're gonna live forever. Yeah. Okay, see things are looking up. What about Dylan? Dylan you're young fuck you you're gonna live forever. Yeah, I'm gonna live forever. I'm immortal There are no consequences to what I do. I'll outlive the world Rick we may have monster It's a living R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- I hope that's not gonna be on the test. What's a food fighter? But we'll get to it next week. You always say that. Name three things in food. Me, Yusidar, and Chant.

And extra credit. Two-star. Oh, I appreciate that. You're a good friend. What the fuck about me? Oh, you. Man, fuck you guys. Oh, I thought we had fun on the back of the car.

Oh yeah, we did. I forgot about that. I was too busy being a dead kid. Yeah, that was nice. Let me, oh, that was you? Yeah, that was me. Oh, bravo. Oh, you want to be an actor?

You want to be, you know. Ah, I'm like Chekhov's gun. You tickle the ivories. You like what? I'm like Chekhov's gun. Ernie, youories. You like what? I'm like check-offs gun. Arnie, you're sending her this information. What's check-offs gun? I don't know.

I took a class. You remember a thing, but nothing about it. Oh, yeah. Sounds right. Just enough to reference something, but not enough to explain it. The end. Hmm, an hour spent in a vehicle that didn't really go anywhere. I'm sure there's a metaphor hidden in there somewhere.

Use it all to wizard was played by Matt Young. Shond the Badger was played by Adel Ruffa. Blemish was played by, hmm, my notes here just say sad dad-bod. Oh, Martin Wilson. And Fangie Yelly, the memory Gremlin was played by Sarah Mahler. Hey, cats and jammer kids finish up here while I activate the Michael Cain acting as reacting holographic simulator to help with our sponsor plays. Hello from the Magic Tavern was produced by Arnie Neacamp, Evan Jacober, and Rhyen D. Georgie. help with our sponsor plays. Named 3 Catchphrases. I'm not sure what you're going to do. I'm not sure what you're going to do. I'm not sure what you're going to do. I'm not sure what you're going to do.

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I found seven of them anyway here kneel down. Uh, okay. No, just here sit on this just okay here. Okay, okay Perfect. Okay, this might hurt. Uh, wait wait wait wait, or you might think what is supposed to hurt because I'm gonna like open your brain But what no no no, just be brave. Okay, stop. No wait wait wait no wait no, wait a bit. I'm Craig We might be wondering at this junk sure. What kind of experience do you have packing into computer brains? No, no, no, just be brave, okay I knew anything about how robots work. Dude, die! Is it possible Craig for you to tell me how robots work while I hack into your brain? Oh, my god. Is it the type of thing you're like, you're like, you're a little lamp before you die? Oh, you should.

I don't think most people do. Oh, really? I'm definitely doing some irreparable damage here.