Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

Episode Date: June 4, 2018

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We can't really say hello from the Magic Tavern, it feels like false advertising. Yeah, well, just we're not at the Magic Tavern. We have been kicked out of the Vermilion Minotaur in the town of Hogs face in the land of food, but we are recording this week from a different tab. Can we just call ourselves hello, or maybe even like, oh, hello. How about, okay, so we'll wait over on the other side of Hogsface, maybe we can say hello from the other side?

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it really scrambles my brain. Yeah. Hello? Is it me you're looking for? Are you speaking to me just now? Well, oh no, you're speaking to John. I'm sorry. I-I-I-no. Uh, wait, why don't you? Uh. When you used to interrupt my intro,

I know your brain goes my brain. I know. You've lost your jaw to be. I know. Well, John, I'm excited to learn more about this other bar, the ruffled feather. Mm-hmm. Yeah, very rough and tumble. So this is like a black magic bar? Yep, black magic bar, a lot of Nerduels. Isn't this the bar that you went to

to learn some black magic? Yeah, when I was dead. Mm-hmm, when I was dipping my toes in some BM, I was putting on voice here. Why didn't you were doing some what? Dipping my toes in some BM, black magic. Well, but I'd put on a voice like this. People are willing to teach me spells and tell me items.

Chuck, I'm worried I'm not cool enough for this cool black magic part. I think you're not. So I should just like embrace that. Yeah, lean into it. OK. Yeah. All right, fair enough. Oh, maybe pop your collar.

OK. Yeah, now you're going to do sh. Good. Blending right in. What does that mean your collar. Oh, okay. Yeah, now you're gonna do shh. Good. Blending right in. What does that mean in Fune? A douche? Mm-hmm. Sort of like a terrible person.

Oh, okay, yep. Same. All right, great. I'm also joined by my other co-host, Yusudor the Wizard. I'm Yusudor, a Wizard of the twelfth-rightle-move-a-feasy-ass-master-of-like-and-shadow- manipulator-of-magical-lights-the-vow-er-of-k-us! Champion of the Great Holes of T'rakis. The elves know me as Fying Alec. The walls know me as soon in an instant.

And I am known in the northeast as gas-meas-meister! And there may be other secretaries. Oh names that if they were uttered in such a dark place as this. Certainly, the very flame of hope and goodness would come to light and cast off the black magic that the brings such a terrible tavern to so low a height. You shouldn't be yelling that. What? Why not? Check your surroundings, dude. I'll take it. I'll take I'll take I'll take. You're being a douche. take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take I'll take But then we switch it anytime you shorten a word a lot of times we'll switch it or Mento Oh, I said anytime and then sometimes times and sometimes all right. That's good

Mm-hmm. I'll just try not to remember that. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, can I tell you things have been a little awkward at home with Tucador. Oh, yeah, I feel like there's a little bit of Damage control maybe to be done a little bit of mending of wounds because Oh, no, I'm sorry John. Yeah, I wasn't Damage control need to be done a little bit of mending of wounds because Oh No, I'm sorry John. Yeah, I wasn't Damn, don't you? Oh, I'm here you and two sir having a little bit of trouble in your relationship It might might be it. We're not gonna throw into towel I mean we're just working through some stuff as you heard as it came to light

The other day I'm away. Tell demon. I cast you back into your own realm The other day I'm away. Tell demon I cast you back into your own realm You just made a guy disappear. Yes, I cast that demon back into its own realm Oh, okay, I can open all sorts of portals to other worlds. What? Now you tell me What I could always do that. I'm so much juxtaposed you're lucky that I'm really invested in chant probably breaking up with Tussador. Be a good friend to Chant. We're not breaking up. As I said, we just use the door.

You can open portals to other worlds. Ah, yes. Hmm. All right, Chant, so you're still dating Tussador? We're still dating, but as you heard Jen leave you say, I guess, Tussador. She accused Tussador of not being a true wizard. You know, she murdered his whole family, like, just a lot. Yeah.

I don't know, it's late. So I just feel like he's staying in a lot more. His bees aren't flying as much. Oh, he can't get his bees up. Really? Yeah. Well, I don't know if you can't get him up. You're not flying, but yeah.

Yeah. Who just laying around. I happen to saw a wizard. Heavy, he's got a lot on his mind. Yeah. Sure. How are you doing, bud? I'm doing, because I gotta say, I care about Tussador,

but only in as much as you do. Okay, well, I love him and I feel like, at some point, you need to get to know him better, because if him and I are gonna be spending more time together, you need to spend more time with him. I'm putting it on the list of things to get done. Okay, get to know Tussador. It's not at the top.

Okay, can you give me, again again the arrow points of that list? The arrow points of that list. It's not in order, but you know, got it a feat the void. Yeah. Got it a feat the Dark Lord. Get ourselves. But there are lots. We have that weird acts. We found that we got to figure out what's up with that. Get you home, get you home, get me home, that's number one. That's the show. Yeah, that's the show. That's the show. Catch up on Extant. Catch up, season two of Extant.

Start that spin off podcast where I explain every episode of Fringe to you. Oh, I wanted to write a children's book. Oh, well, children's book be about. I don't know, maybe about, you know, like everybody dies. You know how there's a lot of death, you know, children death and children? Sure. Just like preparing kids, you know, at a young age of like, you're probably going to.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything in here smells like sulfur. It's because you opened up a fucking portal. Wait a minute. Yes, I did.

I had to send that demon back to its own realm. This place smells like an open portal in here. Well, I'm sorry, but there was a demon I had to do something about it. Look, we are newcomers to the ruffled feather! Use the door to embarrass us in here. We gotta get to know these people. This might be our new local, okay? This might be our new home base. Fine. I shall transform the color of my robes from a beautiful blue to a dingy blue. Trunt cloth, tram! There's those THs again. I'm telling you, every spelling does is just hard THs.

Well guys, I'm really excited. I've been sort of like gingerly going around the tavern trying to get cool black magic guess But but you know I haven't been approaching people that are too intimidating because I'm still sort of easing into it So is there guess that 20 foot brain mantis? Oh, no, I know I Really want to know what's going on with that 20 foot brain man? He's been staring at you this whole time. Oh, he just will not break eye contact with me. Or her, I don't know.

John, is that a, you said he, right? I'll set it on fire. No, no, first of all, no one dies. And also, be cool, this could be our new, this could be our new regular place. I guess I hear you, but if I see something evil, I have to smite it. Or cast it through a portal portal back to its own dimension

Because that's a thing I can definitely use it or don't smite first Ask questions first and smite never I shall No one dies. I'll ask by tomorrow. I shall approach these evil monsters that I see here in this tavern and I shall say into them Are you ready to die use it or it's a good question right? It's good. I'm following you ready to die. It's all emphasis. You could be like hey are you ready to die? I prefer are you ready to die? Well I don't care how we say it. I just want to kill these evil monsters. Look guys I feel like being in a new tapper has us off the game.

We're taking too long to get to the guest, which we have never done before. Look, I'm very excited to find some rough and tumble new guests from the ruffled feather. Here are two children learning to be wizards. Hello. Oh, hello. Hey, kids.

Oh, we are not kids. We are wizards. We are wizards. We are wizards. Almost. Almost. You're really swimming in your robes there. Yes. You get a big one and then you grow into it.

That way you don't have to get lots of robes that go to waste. It's efficient and practical. Arnie, I think they're poor. Oh. How dare you! We are not poor! Wither-richest children in all of Giselaanam! Yes, you dare you! You get one robe! That's it! You grow into it!

It's efficient, not cheap! That's right. Or do you not care about maxing out your time on this planet or this place? I can't care about longevity, but I guess I don't wear clothes, so I just wear hats. So you've never thought of this? No, I guess not. Huh. I apologize. Well, it appears you've been bested by the fresh grave twins.

Ha ha ha. Got you. This is my brother, Snake-in. And this is my sister, Shush-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s I started snaking in shinesa. Snaking in shinesa, great. Shinesa fresh grave. Fresh grave. Wow. And we are prefects of the house of dingle dogs. Both of us are.

Normally there's only one, but for us there are two. There are always two. What are you talking about? There are always two, and for us there are two. Oh, wow. Is it difficult being a prefect? Ha ha ha. We laugh in the face of rules. We laugh in the face of rules.

We cry in the face of danger. We jump over crevices and crawl under tunnels. And we giggle in the face of extra dessert! Hehehe! Can we order a tiramisu? Uh... Ah, tiramisu for the table! And we will pay for we are very wealthy!

Oh great! Hey, I love making wealthy friends. Now, I know as students you may come from oil, but I know it is sometimes... Err... ...thin or time. So, this tear miss you. It's all new.

I want to promote two young, wizzily minds to become the best they can be. And you guys said that you're from just a little knob preparatory school for young wizards? Yes. And you guys said that you crawl under tunnels? Under tunnels. We jump over to, and we cry in the face of danger. We laugh in the face of rules.

We shout at triumph and whine at victory. Oh victory, we've got victory! We've got you! We've got you, now we do! Can I ask, why do you crawl under a tunnel? Have you ever crawled through a tunnel? Disgusting! Gross! And it might rip our one-row! We only have one, it's imbued with all of the magic.

Dust from all of our years of study. If we had to get a new rope, it would as a good all new magic dust. Oh and Arnold, if you want to defeat a tunnel, you have to do what it least expects. It expects you to go through it, but if you go under it, damn you tunnel, we win! Ha ha, you said our understands. And now we must win at his victory.

Oh, tunnel! Well, it is a pleasure to have two such young fine minds here. Oh, here's your tear. Ha, ha, ha. Kegel in the face of extra deserts. And now, well, what if you buy us booze? Yes. Sorry, what?

Can you please buy us booze? Well, very thirsty for booze of the alcoholic nature. Oh, I don't know. What's it? I mean, I don't know what the drinking age is. In Hollywood's face, or food, is it like a Europe thing where you're like, well it's younger here, so it's cool. What's Europe? Oh, so in food, I mean at home, which reading with your family or with friends or something,

there is no drinking age because if you live past, you know, being a child, then you deserve you're rewarded with foods. Oh, but it's certain establishments that may change. I think I think here it might be... 16? Yes, they will not serve students of Gisil-Nob prep. Yes, so please buy a spoon! Please, and we will smuggle it back so that we may have a party in our common room. Yes, we will rage in the house, Dingo Dong's common room.

Yes, and we shush in the face of potential parties. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush Gene Livian, I, we would give you a scams. We would sneak out at night and perhaps bring back some prophecy wine and go into such a state that we saw the terrible future laid out before us. That's all we're trying to do. Yeah, please. Just live a little. Let's get some rainbow balls or some red potion or some potion. Oh, yeah! We all have some red potion! No, no, no, no, no, Arny can't have red potion. Uh, but, uh, I suppose, while you're here, I won't allow you to take it back to the dormitories.

Unless we get a cut. Wait, what? I thought of a drink I've really been wanting to try. Oh, tell me. The unnatural ice. Ooh. Well, cool, Uncle Chant is gonna ice you. One second, let me go to a bar and get to some cool uncle

In the face of being ice snank and you must do it on one knee take the entire thing on what balance thing on one knee Nothing else on the ground. Oh, no here we go and just so you kids know when you get older you're gonna call it a natty ice Ooh, well, hey for the cool tip cool uncle chun ice you must invite it through the pores in your eye Oh go snaking. Yes, snaking damn go go go go go go go Oh, he's snaking into the limits. Oh Nessa, I've never felt so alive. I'm so proud of you brother She's nice. So what so proud of you, brother. Shninesse, what can I get you?

Like cool and cool. Get you a drink? Oh, how about a tiny shot glass that has eight flavors in it? Oh, and no, is there liquid in it? Or is it just flavors floating in the shot glass? No, I just mean like, what's the most complicated shot you could get? Can there be repeats or... Mm-hmm.

Great. I assume it's back. Yes. I assumed a way too much fantastical magic in that drink. No, I just want to get fucked up. No, sure. Sinessa! What?

No, I like the side of you. It's so often that we have to keep a veneer of being polished and frame while we are prefects of the house of Dingledong. The most ambitious and cunning of the houses. Which reminds me, be careful because I had some friends who went through Dingledong and they got some venereal diseases. Oh. So, play it safe.

And here's where I went to the bar and got you, this is a juice of the jungle. So, uh... Ah, wonderful. Juice of the jungle and straight up the butthole. There you go. Woo! Damn, girl, that was fast. It's a shot glass.

Yeah, I know. It's impressive that she just put it under her butt and then it got sucked up in like. Well, yeah, how would you do it? Oh, it's just, well, try and show me. Oh, that's how you would do it. Hey, let me. Ah, yes.

Change shot glasses. And here we go. Whoa. Two and one. Oh, no, sucking those whole shot glasses over here. But that's not healthy. There's glass in there. Yeah That's the second part of taking a shot you crushed the glass. You know what now Chant you are the glassiness to

Finally paid off Now we just got to get some payoff for feline zealock and we'll we'll be ready to end the podcast I don't think that will happen. Oh, no I feel I should also impi a wonderful drink that I have never tried before. We're in a new place with new friends. I would like to have a horse drink. What? Water? It's a water?

You just don't watch a horse drink? No. I'm going to drink a horse. Markey! One horse in a glass! We make a horse drink? No. I'm going to drink a horse. Oh, oh, oh. Markey, one horse in a glass. We make bird sounds in the face of anticipation.

Oh, go, go, go. We've heard stories of one prefect who lived in the house of Dingledong and he drank a horse. And he turned into some sort of winged beast and he was never seen again! We're not sure if it's an urban legend or a tree. Yes, like, not putting rocks that snap in your stomach when having a sparkling beverage. Snake and I tried it and nothing happened.

Nothing happened, even when we tried to explode the rocks with magic. Are those rocks still in your stomachs? Yes. Here we go. Nice big goblet. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Yes. Hmm, here we go. Nice big goblet. Oh. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Oh! We will wind your trial!

Yeah! Oh, well, I drank a whole horse. Oh, I didn't think I could do it, but I did it. Was that on your bucket list? Yes, it was on my bucket horse. Ugh. Ugh. I didn't think I could do it, but I did it. Was that on your bucket list? Yes, it was on my bucket list. Congrats. Do you have bucket lists on Earth? Uh, yeah.

Wait, you write a list of things you want to drink on a bucket? Oh. And then you try to pour them all into that bucket and then just drink it all to once. Oh, no. On my world, it's just a terrible movie with Morgan Freeman. I think. Chat, trickle, slump. think. Jack, Ricklesville.

Okay, well, you sound sure. Here's, uh, I got you a drink as well from, uh, from my bucket list. This is, um, Malibu Chum. Malibu Chum? Looks like there's a lot of blood in there. Yeah, it's chum. Ooh, Malibu Chum is the first thing I ever got drunk on. Me too.

It's a great beginner drink. Good starter. It's sweet. It's not as alcoholic drink. It's good starter. It's sweet. It's not as alcoholic as a full spirit. It makes you easy to be friends with sharks. Which is great because sharks can be hard to open up to. They're really, really tricky. But they hold a lot of the patent licenses.

So if you want to go on Shark Tanker, there's a way to go to their table while they're drinking and pitch ideas and try to buy into it. Yeah, I'm going to go slow on this. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I guess we will smize in the face of failure. Smize and face of fail. Are you going to have smizing on earth? It's when you smile with your eyes. Oh, we do.

We do have that. Yeah. We're simply invented in the face of fire. Oh, yeah. We do it with our mouths sometimes while we're digging with our eyes. This thing you really can tell. So, um, uh, snake in shimesa. Shimesa.

Shimesa. Shimesa. Shimesa? Shimesa. Shimesa. I'm so sorry, Shimesa. Shna? Shna? Shna? Shna? Shimesa. Shna-Nasa. Snakein.

Um, while you're- while you've been in the Ruffle Feather, have you learned any dark magic? Are you here purely for booze? Are you friends with anyone? I learned some swordplay from Macho Mantis, Randy Mantis. Who is that twenty foot man in the corner. Do you learn that at the Arnold's? What's his name again? Macho Mantis Randy Mantis. Who is that 24- Man- Yeah, look, Warner. Do you learn that at the year-nose, sir? What's his name again? Macho Mantis Randy Mantis.

Macho Mantis Randy Mantis. Ooh, he just took a bite of that guy at the bar. He just snapped into it. Oh, he slipped him? Yeah. He just snapped into him. Yeah. To be fair, I think they were lovers,

and that's how all Mantis Lovens, that's when we're getting ahead. Yeah. So don't be swayed by his amazing charms. You'll end up headless and deadless. He's got this deadness. Deadness and deadness. I don't know.

I'm worried about Macho Mantis, Randy Mantis getting and it's dangerous to get involved with this lender man. It's very true. Don't be alarmed. It looks like some Jim Groovek is head, so he's not deceased. Oh good That's right. Your contract still holds one of my most important creedos now is no one dies As long as we're mayor's a hog's face. We're gonna try our best to make it so no one dies

Snake, what would you mind showing me some of your short play? Sure That means draw my rapier and repost and Harry and Tondo which is more of a dance thing, but he said it's kind of important when you're doing swordplay as well. It looked good so that you could be more evasive. Yes, you see swordplay is half about actual swordfighting and half about banache. Ooh.

Oh yes, style is everything. SNANESA, have you learned anything since you've been here? Um yes, do you see in that back corner where it looks like it's just a cloak on a table? Yes. Well that is not just a cloak. Under that cloak is the tiniest of Crohn's! And she taught me the most powerful love spell in the world. Shnanesa, you're one step closer to reaching your goal!

Is it being yourself? No! You're not going to take it to love yourself? No. No. I already like the way I look so much So I don't have to go love myself. You don't you you go and love you. I already do I already do But do hear that you said you like the way you look not love the way you look I guarantee it Now just because you have a love spell doesn't mean you have to use it for yourself You could make other people fall in love potentially exactly just what I'm going do. I'm going to make the Dreamiest Boy fall in love with me. He's so dreamy. Who's the Dreamiest Boy?

Pat Matt Wikolstein. Pat Matt Wikolstein. Pat Matt Wikolstein. Is he in the same house as you guys know? No. Which is why it's been so hard to get to know him. This may sound as a shock to you, but when we're 11, we're sorted into houses, and well, that sort of seals your face. Yeah, they're kind of just like, you're 11, we got your whole deal right now.

And they said, you dingle-dongs, you are basically evil, and it's very hard to get the rave members of other houses to notice a dingle dog. Especially someone as dreamy as Pat Matt Wigglestein. So it's also about the different houses, so dingle dogs are inherently evil. No! No! We're cunning and we'll do anything to get we want.

We're clever and without morals. And we have ambition and don't mind stomping on people in our way. And we're coming from rich families that are traditionally wizard families and we're very, very anti people that are not like us. Yes. And our wealth and privilege have made us not develop empathy, but we're not evil.

We're not evil. We're not evil. Can you imagine taking 25% of the children in a population and putting them into a house they, you're all criminals now. You're all destined to be criminals. You're deeply racist evil people and nothing you do like it gonna be a self-fulfilling prophecy Exactly, and so snake it in I are we impitious. Yes, do we have a hard time recognizing other people's struggles? Yes, but listen to this level of self-awareness. It does sound evil? We've got, we know what it is.

We know what we are. I don't think you're evil at all. Sometimes just knowing what you're doing wrong is enough. You don't have to act on it in any way. Thank you. Why not? Is it Padmat the boy who gived? Yes.

Yes. Padmat Wiklstein is so giving in many ways. So what's his house? What's the house of the givers? Rorangod. Okay. Oh, the Rorangod. The house of the Rorangod. Well, well, perceived in all food. For all do know that they are courageous, brave,

and thoughtful, and intelligent. Think about it. How many people, when you walk into a room and you see like a bunch of collars popped, like 90% of them are gonna be roaring They're for okay, you know what I mean? So they still have their foibles. Yes, the negative thing about them is that they're kind of dickheads Okay, yes, that's right. Speaking of dickheads. I know two store has a nephew at Jizlom. I think his name is that dick Grigory and he's in the camel toe house Oh, yes, the camel toe pretty and he's in the Camelto house. Ah, yes.

The Camelto. Pretty, um... Very sweet. Very sweet, really. Very sweet. Oh, just very happy they're here. They love snacks. Yes, and...

Oh! Do you know, like, sometimes we... You're a Camelto. I think that's our Camelto. Do you know how sometimes when you're in a class and, like, someone asks a really dumb question and it sort of, like, takes out all of the stakes, you know, that made you worried about like I'm afraid of looking stupid

It's always a camel-tone. You're always glad they're there Got you got you got you and is there a so that's the Rehousing is your fourth fourth house is three chip and bird Shripping bird chirping bird chirping bird I'm a sharpen bird. You're a chirping bird. We love birds But I never went to just a knob, but I took the test. Oh, why did you take the test if you didn't go to the school? Just a fun, they have like a multiple choice quests test. Yeah, no, no. It is a fun test.

It's a very fun test. It's a fun test except for the fact that if you're going to the school, it really does put you in a lane for the rest of your life. Yes, and it's like, hey, your friend has fallen down. Do you stand by them and make them feel better? Tell them all the ways that they could not trip in the future, pick them up and carry them on their back or... Slash them in the back of the neck! Arnie, didn't you say you had a friend that had fallen down?

Michael... Yeah, well he was falling down. Oh, okay, yeah. What did you do with him? I love birds. The mascot of Chirpin Bird is a bird, obviously. I'm old for the houses, haven houses have an animal doing a thing. Oh, can we, can we hear about those? Sure. So Chirpin Bird is a, is obviously an owl reading an encyclopedia.

That's right. And Roryngard is a, is a tiger who's punching a very mean kangaroo. Oh, is the kangaroo have a name? No, no. No. But you can look at that image on that crest, and you can just tell that that kangaroo is kind of an asshole. Is it like the eyebrows, or does he have a pop collar? He's got his little kangaroo fist to cuffs up. And it's like, oh, you were just looking for a fight,

whereas a roaring god only answers the call when fighting is absolutely necessary. And the kangaroo's kind of rolling its eyes, like, oh, can you believe it? That's right, that's right. The kangaroo actually appears in the dingle-dong crest. There is a polar bear slitting the neck of the kangaroo from behind.

Holy shit. Which is why most people agree that roaring god and dingle-dong are sort of two sides of the same coin. They're both gonna fight the kangaroo, but they're gonna do it in different ways. Yes. Most people don't know this,

but it's believed that the Chippenburg sigil, the encyclopedia entry that the owl is reading, is about a kangaroo. Yes, that's right. There's more than one way to kill a kangaroo. And that has some Campbell Toe. It's of course a camel eating a kangaroo. Oh, well I can't wait in two or three weeks to see the fan art that comes from these houses.

Yeah, whoever on earth makes our dishes. Get ready. Well, let's take a quick break and we'll get you some more booze. What if you want some... Woo! Yeah, if you want... Woo! We, woo!

In the face of Mubu's! Woo! We, woo! For Mubu's! Woo! Mubu's! Woo! Mubu's!

Let me go get some drinks and we'll be right back. We'll be right back. So, kids, can I call you kids? We prefer to be known as young adults. Okay, sorry, young adults. Can I call you YA? What the, how about the, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. How about the fresh gravedweins? Oh, okay, fresh gravedweins. Yeah. How is it being twins? Wonderful. Do you know if you're a non-magical being in your twin and you're sort of like, hmm, I feel like I can sort of sense what my twin is going through.

Imagine that. Amplified with magic. We can literally see through each other's eyes, feel through each other's hands, dream through each other's dreams. Arnie, Arnie, watch this. I'm going to pinch snake and. Ow. Ow! Wow!

I felt that. I also felt that, but I didn't say anything, because I would have I think ruined the effect of what you're attempting to do. Snaken, watch this, I'm gonna pinch Chund. Ow! Mm-hmm. Arnold, watch this, I'm not going to pinch Chunessa. Ow!

Oh, that was just me, I stepped on something. Oh, okay good. What is this? I don't go around pinching children like a fucking idiot. Oh, hey, I just pinched chuned. Because pinching is evil. And I am here in this tavern where all these dark monsters and creatures are about, and I am ready to strike any of them down should they cross mine path.

You sent that demon to that port like it was no thing. But then you really made this play smell, which made me think, which is the bigger evil? Smell or demons? That demon was truly just what was doing, sitting on a stool. You're right. And now it smells like a thousand farts in here.

I mean, you said there's this other demon just walking around looking for him this whole time. I think they were meeting up for a date. Maybe the other demon is crop dusting. Maybe that's what that's meant. Oh, I feel so terrible now. I've made everyone's night at the tavern less enjoyable. No, no, it's fine. You saw, I should think as a member of Dingo Dong,

we just learned to really look at the grey areas of evil. Like, what was that demon even doing? Yeah, you're right. We can bring him back, also. You just sent him home. Oh, I didn't send him home. When I said before I can open up, I, I, I were portals to other realms. I don't really know what I sent them.

Oh. It's sort of random. I just sent them to another dimension. Oh, that's kind of fun. Are you think you say you have portals on Earth? You have portal and portal two? Oh, yeah, love portals. You know what?

I have to imagine in the time I've been gone. Portal three must have come out. I don't understand this. That's okay. I don't understand anything you say. Well, if you already have Portals on Earth, why are you having so much trouble getting home? I don't know. I really do want to get home. As I've been saying lately, listeners at home figure out a way to, if I've not been explicitly saying it enough, wherever you are, go to your public library, try to learn

about science and figure out a way to get me home. Well, but we should be willing to do to get home. Oh, would you do whatever it takes? Yes, because I feel like at first we thought definitely we were sitting with a camel toe here, but maybe you know, extreme delegating of your own task is a very dingo dong trade. Really is. We really hate to get our hands dirty. We prefer to give away tasks.

And that's what you're doing about getting home, so maybe you've got some dingo dong in you. I do feel like I've got a dingo dong in me. Yes. That's what we're saying. See, this is the problem with the test. Maybe people aren't one thing. Maybe you're a camel toe dingo dong or a dingo dong camel toe. I mean, if I wake up at 11 o'clock at night and I'm just high out of my mind and so hungry,

I'm feeling some camel toe, I'm gonna munch down. You're gonna munch down and if I'm like, snake-in, actually you're wrong about something, I mean, I'm being a bit of a chubby bird. Now, isn't it true that as mortal beings, you all have different facets and eyes, being a bit of a chubby bird. to think you are evil when you could rise up and help defeat evil and be a force for good in this world, could you not? We could. We'll probably just like benefit from the evil quietly in like living a manner. Oh, big man. Big man. With two front doors, one for me.

And one for me. And a third front door. For both of us. Oh, so you can hold hands and walk in. Yeah. What are you doing the face of wealth? We sit comfortably in the face of wealth. It's what we're doing all the time.

I would be remiss if I didn't ask. I know there's such things as fatronuses. What are your fatronuses? Oh, great question. Oh. Oh. Everyone has gas inside them. Magical gas.

Oh, not like a fart. Don't be gross. Oh, okay. Just a- Don't be gross. Do not be gross in this moment. We scoff in the face of grossness. Everyone has a magical essence.

Essence is a better word than gas, and it takes the form of that what you need to protect you in moments of great peril in terms of magic. Mine is a desk lamp. And you should tremble at the cytoshenesis desk lamp for it to illuminate the darkest corners of all things. And it makes you able to read and write even when night has come. Ah, yes, the power and safety of a desk lamp. Spectacular.

I think I saw you talking to a little desk lamp before its name was Pixar. Yes, I did name my Patronis. His name is Pixar, and funny enough, I think if you saw a bouncing about, you may have seen Snake in Spatronis. Oh, what's your Patronis, Snake in? A round ball! That's right, my Patronis is the most perfectly round ball. So round, it can roll up of all things and town all things.

And it has a star on it so that you know, hmm, this is a fun for Tronus. Yes, if you're ever in danger, oh evil will roll right off the roundness of that ball. It will. No corner for a to grab. Yes, it rolls in the face of evil, it rolls in the face of danger, and rolls over crevices and rolls under tunnels. And you can see that because we are twins, our patronesses can come together to make a more powerful patroness.

A mighty morphine patroness. A desk lamp dancing on a ball. Oh, incredible. You are truly two of the most wonderful magical beings I have ever met. Thank you. Classical wizards are not always as supportive of the people in Gisilnab. Oh, well, thank you. I-I-I-I. You sure you went to the Great Halls of Dracus? Well, as a wizarding school, there are majors and sorcerers and uh...

You want to get technical about it? Gizelnab is actually a school for mages, not wizards. Necromatis on the type. You know every sort of magical creature you can imagine! Hmm! Oh, speaking of necromancers. Oh, padmat. Oh, padmat.

Oh, that's right, padmat. Oh, Padmat. Oh, that's right, Padmat. The boy you've got your eye on. His hair is always so tassled, and he has a scar of a cloud on his hair. And there's three skeletons following him around, doing his bidding. You mean like that kid at the bar with him?

Oh, Padmat here, Padmat here, Padmat here. I've never thought Padmat had an eye we breathed heavily in the face of Jean. Dreamyness. Dreamyness. That's Scar of a cloud on his head. You, Jean. He's the boy who gave it. He did.

What does that mean exactly? He's just so giving. He's so giving. He's so giving. And one day a really sick child who was about to die. His dying wish was, well, I just wish I could see one more cloud and dream on it and pat that cloud into his own forehead. It was crazy.

Wow. Oh, yeah. Like, can you picture that? There was like a tiny child about like on his deathbed pat mat just bust out a knife, puts it in his face and cars the perfect dreams. Please, such a giving boy the boy who gives. I thought you would die crying. Oh.

It's got to see the cloud, but it also saw a terrible scar for me. But he learned an important lesson. Be careful what you wish for. That's very true. Should we, oh, should we ask for a patented control? Oh, here's the table. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I'm not aware of it.

Look at my big big bro. To be cool, to be cool. To be cool, to be cool. To be casual and be confident. Just be cool. Just be cool. Just be cool. Just be cool. Just be casual and be confident. You've got this girl. Pat Matt! Come over here.

Yeah, I'll pull up a seat child. Hello. Oh, hi Pat Matt. Hi Pat Matt. We were just having... We're having some drinks with some of our cool older friends. We're having some of our cool older friends. We're having some of our cool older friends.

Having cool older drinks. Yeah, we're adults. Oh, some of our cool older friends. We're cool older friends having cool older drinks. Yeah, we're adults. Oh, that's really impressive and amazing. He's so chill. Yeah, he's like the most humblest of roaring gods. Normally... Normally, like, he'd be like, putting on a show. He's like, such a state.

I don't need to put on a show. I already come. What? What? Are you already came? No, no, no. Sorry. Oh, the Marys, I'm very sorry.

It doesn't need to put on a show. I don't need to show. Because I already came. I'm not a show. My very presence is a show. Whoa. Yeah, I mean, you got three skeletons standing behind you. Yeah.

Check out these three skeletons. Say hi. Hi. Oh. Yeah. Pat and I can skeletons. Say hi. Hi. Hi. Pat and I can make them do a tap dance. Not exactly in sync, but it was still good. I mean, it is just a pile of bones doing a dance. I mean, it's still very impressive. Is that the reason you call me over? Uh, just to chill and say hi. Just like, you know, we didn't know we'd seen the other students here and it's just like,

you know, I know we have like plant class together, but it's like rare that we even get to talk because we're in two different houses. Oh my god, your piercing palm looks so good in plant class. Thank you. Plant class. Yes, plant cl- Arnie, cool. Okay, sorry, sorry.

I wish we had a cooler class with roaring gods. We have we have planned class. Arnie, you cool out. Sorry, sorry. I wish we had a cooler class with Rory and God, but we have planned class. They don't put us together in other classes, because this is the one where they think we will, and we least likely to fight each other, which we do all the time. We learn about the magical application of plans. Plan class.

Okay. Yeah. What would you call it? I don't know. Look, I'm not even supposed to be here in such a dark and dingy bar. Yeah, what are you doing? You're so complicated, Patma. And I certainly shouldn't be hanging out with a couple of dingled arms like you. But isn't that just silly, isn't it just a stupid label? I mean, I could be a camel toe.

That's what I always thought. Can I be honest with you, Shunas? Oh my god, what's happening? There it comes. I be honest with you, Shinnies? I've got a lot of happening. There it comes. I've kind of had a crush on you. You, you, I'm winning. You, you, you, you, it's triumph. It's triumph of aligning. You, you, you, you.

Can we get you a drink? Can we get you a drink in a second? Can you go away and we get you a drink in a second? Sure, yeah, I can come back. Great. Look, I just want you to know that I'm over it. I'll be thinking about you. Oh, he seems like a nice young man.

Oh my God. I felt everything you felt and it felt good. Like, like my stomach dropped and my palms were sweaty and I was like shook to my core. Did you just come in the face of opportunity? No, we'd never come in the face of anything. Thankfully, we have never done that. No, we are virgins till marriage.

And when we are married, we also get as far away from each other as possible. So it's just to hopefully not feel that from each other. And from what we've understood, it's still weird. It's still weird. We are putting it off. Can you imagine if you knew that when you made love to someone, someone else also felt it regardless of where they were,

what they were doing. And that person was your brother? Weird. It's weird. We try not to think of it because all the other benefits are so cool. Everything else is good. That part's really weird.

You should learn a sphere of isolation spell. Oh, that's some years' sixth stuff, but maybe we could get a jump on it. Next year we will focus on a sphere of isolation, and then we will have all the pre-marital sex, shenanessa. Unaware that each other are also doing it. Or a culture. Oh, the st- A horticulture has been thought about this whole time.

That's the study of the culture of harts. Oh! Okay. Well, it seems like you don't has been thinking about this whole time. That's the study of the culture of Horts. Oh! Okay. Well, it seems like you don't even need to use your magic spell. Sure, really, dear. I was going to say, did you use the potion, or do we have an extra love potion from a tiny crow?

I think you found a more powerful spell, which is... ...being yourself. No, I totally use the potion. Oh, yes! Yes, I love it! Yeah, that's no Yes! I love it! Yep, that's not- He has no idea!

I had to! When am I going to see Pat Matt in a tavern? Never. Man, he's a total smoke show. That explains why his iris is just like completely disappeared. Yes. He's dunked out. He's dunked out.

But he's in love with me! He's so happy for you. Thank you. Now that he's in love with you, are you going to start relationship with him? Or are you going to take advantage of him in some way? Well, we'll see how it goes. You know, the potion doesn't last long. I would have to come back here to re-up in a week. So I'll just, you know, I just mostly wanted traips about holding hands and like,

look at all those like smug, roaring gods and smug chirping birds and say, I did it. I did it. can't I did it I just feel the things you feel I'm flawed your status I broke down these social barriers and I am with the hottest of the hot And then I will do the next part of it Well that was your plan I guess

Yes Oh you had a plan, Sneakin? Mm-hmm I never knew Yes What is it? I'm going to point the dean in there Can the wizard? Don't do this this you don't want to do this. Wait, isn't he the headmaster?

Yes, he is the headmaster not the Dean. Oh, it's a Dean. Oh, it's also can It's just one and just one job just one job, but because I'm up oh Shit, oh guys That demon over there just sit set down this scroll, but it's darker on it. I can't see it. Ah, never fear for I shall summon my Fatronus! And I will summon a ball to roll around. It's less helpful for this particular situation, but I just kind of want to. Ah, let me summon the happiest memory I have when Pat Mad was here, and be prepared for Fatronum! Be prepared of the Fatronum!

Oh, I can read. And there's a ball bouncing on the paper. I'll move that. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, the lamp just spouted it into the ground there. Yes. That's how it goes. No problem. I heard you yelling at me second ago. Ah, Pat Mad.

I call Uncle Jent is about to read a demon scroll. Do you want to be around for that? Because it's so cool. Yeah, come on, we're watching a dinkle-dong with one ball. I want to be wherever you are. She says, get out. What? She says, get out.

Oh, scratch off the bottom. It's a scratch on her. Oh, oh, it says, get out of here. You all are so cute. Oh. See that demon was nice, you said, oh, I feel bad now, and I wish I knew which rail my had sent it into. I wish I could pick which portals I opened and closed,

but I just sort of do it at random. It's a lot of hard work to figure out where portals go. We have a room in Jizzelab that's very similar to that. You open it, and you go into it, but you never know where it's going to go. It's called the room of, oh, look at that. Oh, I thought you'd go through it, you go, I don't look at that. You open it and you go into it but you never know where it's going to go. It's called the room of, oh look at that. Oh, I thought you go through it, you go, I don't look at that. Because you don't know where you're going to end up and you're surprised by what you see. Sometimes you end up in a bathroom. Sometimes it's like, oh you didn't know that you had something on your row but you go in and in the room is just a bit of soap. Mm-hmm. Oh wait, someone me and no. It just says, ladybird. Oh, scratch off the soap. Oh wait someone me and no it just says lady bird. Oh scratch off the

ball. Oh it says lady birds are great aren't they? You're welcome. Oh I made that for you. Oh Meet oh, it's not the ball done Scratching meet me in took a whole line for in me in Not your man does Randy man does oh, oh, what do you want Randy just tell me! Just tell me where this note is too long! I don't have time! Do you know how you have to get to the back? Hmm? It said meet me in the back, right? Oh, no scratch the middle.

The only way to get to the back of the bar is through a tunnel! Well, I have never been more prepared for any task in my entire life. I go under tunnels with my... ...fodron and fall! I am drunk on that unnatural ice. I had one, and I feel crazy! Well, you took a Thearibal, so... It goes right to the brain, that way.

You're maybe also feeling your sister's... Oh, that's true. ...use of the jungle. You are. Oh, yeah. Two drinks. That's the other thing. You drink for so cheap. Yes, we are two's use of the jungle. You are. Oh yeah, two drinks. That's the other thing. We drink for so cheap. Yes, we are two bodies with half the tolerance. I'm going to go under a tunnel with Macho Mantis, Randy Mantis, really.

Okay, I'm going to go practice hand-holding positions with Pat Matt. And we're going to have to sleep to meet you to an email. Today, what do we do? We're really doing it. Today's the next one. He feels great. I'm God! Macho Mantis, I'm an email. So, Chump, did you get any emails this week? Yeah, I next one. It feels great. I'm God! I'm not sure man is any man.

So, Chunk, did you get any emails this week? Yeah, I got one. This is a, of course you can email me at chun.djmail.com. That's Chunk with 60's. This is from Jim. Says, Hey Chuchu, I've been catching up on the podcast and I'm still about 10 episodes behind, but this has been bugging me for a while. I think Arnie might be evil.

I started thinking that maybe all three of you were evil because you're never fighting evil in our friends, collaborators, with just about every evil person you meet how dare you but I am realizing that all of it is kind of Arnie's fault as he squanders Every opportunity you have to fight evil and encourages you and you so door to just sit at the tavern and do nothing all day Just food for thought I'd keep an eye on him if I were you keep it squishy well Well Jim for your information. We are no longer in that tab and now we are are in a different tab. A worst tab. We are in, I guess, could be considered a slightly more evil tab. Probably, yes. But maybe it's not that others are making us more evil. It's we're making evil people more busy. We're just like slowing them down, wasting their time a little bit. So you're saying that the way we're fighting evil is by just being a wrench in the

works. Yeah. The butterfly effect. I don't think that's what that is. Doesn't mean I don't think that means we get to get to get to the knees. You know what a butterfly gets caught in the gears of a machine. Okay. Did you get any emails? I did. I got an email from someone named Arthur who says, can wizards reproduce and if they can, would those children be wizards or not? Thanks a lot and greetings from the high mountains of Austria, yours, Arthur. We could, but it is forbidden.

What? It is forbidden to wizards may not procreate in such a way that mortals do. For if they did bring a child into this world this way. Two very dairy guards would be giving birth to something unknown. No. Something unknown? Yes, I'm so forbidden because you're like one of them. I'm so like an angel that came to the planet and fully formed it to this mortal.

Yes, we don't know what happened, so we don't want to take that chance. So we always use it. We're always very safe. We always cast a spell of protection. How is that spell of protection? It's easy, just a jimmy hat. Oh yeah, thank you for the great time in the tunnels. Thank you, Macho Mantis, Randy Mantis. Swordplay with you and the tunnels is...

...exdelerating! It's not sexual. I would explicitly say it was not sexual. Thank you, I just want to make sure that I get a little roll. I don't want to get my head bit enough. No. I know how you roll. No, no.

I'll pray for you, bud. Thank you. Vanessa, fresh grade. Yeah. I'll hold your hand. I've been waiting for you to ask. And should we do fingers laced or just copped? Or should there be like a swing between us?

Like we're swinging the hands around? Or we just like, can you have your skeletons come down? You guys back off for a second. Yes, sorry. Sorry, we're trying to set the move. This feels right. You're the hand on top and we're fingers laced. Perfect. The most intimate of handholds. Get it. Yeah.

I love you. Do you know what happened with people in my eyes? Well, very fast. Okay, calm down. Even though I created this, let's just like take it slow, not throw our own words that have intense meaning. Let's get married. Okay. Oh, what did we do? Oh, no. Oh, no.

Pat, Matt, why don't you just be the boy who gave and give me some space? I'll give you all the space you need. OK. Oh, no. Things didn't work out. I thought you had seen something else. No.

Just things didn't work out the way you thought did it. Not quite. I guess that's what you get for trying to manufacture love rather than making it happen. On its own naturally, I guess in the end, I should have just trusted myself and used the only spell I needed. Being myself. So it turns out that Arnie was right after all. No, I think I had that idea.

My bad. I think that was your idea. I think that was always snake ends. Always yours. Was it yours? Maybe I was at the bar. Botany? Is this enough space? Oh no. I know he's holding up.

He's holding up Grendel over his head. I can give you a diamond ring. Oh, this is too much so fast. Um, please go away. Pat Matt, please go away. I'll give you anything you ask for. Just ask and it will be yours. I got this hold on. Hey, Pat Matt, please go away! I'll give you anything you ask for, just asking it will be yours! I got this hold on.

Hey Pat Matt, yeah. Listen. You want to go point the Dean? Let's do it. Well, that was delightful, I assume I wasn't listening. Did you want to say something about the episode, Trisha? Yeah, I don't even need to take a quiz. I definitely know. I'm a camel, too. Use it or the wizard was played by Matt Young.

Chant the Badger was played by Adelre Fye. Snakein and Shnanessa Freshgrave, the student wizards were played by Zach Reno and Jessica McKenna. Check out their wonderful podcast off-book where they improvise full musicals. The magic tavern boys were on it recently and you should check it out. Their episode is called Barely Indiana. Let's see. What else am I forgetting?

You should really know how to do this by now. Oh, um, yeah. I know. Craig, just making random conversation about nothing in particular. Question for you. Um, you ever have a tough time? You know, missing your life back in Chicago? Oh, Trisha. You know, there's no such place as Chicago. Ah, this is expected you might say that. Um, Craig, do you mind taking over the credits for me for a little

bit? I'll be right back. If I must, hello from the Magic Tavern was produced by Arnie Neekam, Evan Chicover, and Ryan D. Georgie, this one edited by Tim Joyce, music by Andy Poland, logo by Allard Leban, additional audio effects by Jason Knox, production assistance by Garrett Schultz. This, it's us at hellofromthemagictavern.com or on Facebook or Twitter, thanks to the Chicago podcast co-op and thanks to Earwolf. Hey Craig, can you remind me where do we keep the laser saws again? co-op and thanks to Earwolf. In storage closet B, obviously, oh, if you like quality whiskey and you like magic

tavern, single cast donation is excited to announce its first collaborative single-malt scotch bottling with the Vermilion Minotaur called Stones of Stennis. Each bottle features a label full of nods and winks celebrating Arnie, Chunt, Yucidor, Flower, Offices and Bosses, Spice Potatoes, and more. Today's single-cask nation is only collaborated with Earth bars, but when this whiskey sample reaked of Roosters feed and rainbow bowls, they knew they had to reach out for a very special release. Oh, that's fun. I'm going to read this next part very carefully. This smoky and nutty orcany treat goes down easy while offering the drinker floral and earthy notes.

The first ever hello from the Magic Tavern themed Scotch Stones of Stennis 13-year-old bottled by single-catsk nation goes on sale Monday, July 2nd at 10am Eastern Earth time on single-catsk nation dot com with shipping beginning mid-July. I've been told their bottles often sell out entirely within hours, so you've been warned. Uh, hey Craig. Yes. Excuse me, I just wanted to... Huh!

Please are sought to the brain! Duh-uh! I don't know what I did last time, but you are definitely not Craig. Duh! I mean, I'm no robotics expert, but I think I'm getting pretty good at a laser saw. Maybe I should try to like, make something, like a craft? No, that seems hard. ご視聴ありがとうございました