Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

Episode Date: October 29, 2018

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Tim JoyceTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Huh, another blinking light to unscrew. We keep getting those. Trish, with Craig offline in his power cycle, I'm curious. Ever get the feeling he, uh, doesn't know what he's doing? You know, he does ask me to do a lot of the hard stuff. Wait a minute, are you sowing discord? Of course not, I'm just casually suggesting you may be less satisfied with your situation than you realize. Oh, that's alright. It's true. I do do a lot of the work.

And with the stresses of life, it can be easy to lose perspective on what really matters. And now, enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune, I'm your host Arne and E. Camp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know about 2.5, wait, about 3.5 plus ish years ago I fell through, a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago, into the magical fantastical land of fun. Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional riff, and I use that to upload a podcast I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the Town of Hogsface, in the Land of Fun! And I'm joined as always

by my co-hosts, my good buds, my co-mayors, my co-conspirators, my... I don't know, fantasy buds, my, um... acquaintances. My peers, sounds like that one was a step back. I know, I'm fantasy, from fantasy buds to acquaintances. Yeah, I'm starting to really dig into my thoughts about our relationships. I am loathe to mention this. Mm-hmm. But you're covered in water again. I know you are sopping wet and also you're still wearing that sexy firefire outfit Well, here's the thing look I'm sorry new listener, but I got some business to dig into real quick

I've been trying to solve a riddle. You know how you do. You remember the cave beneath the orange beast, doors and doors and doors. Yes, it was. Arnie, I wanna apologize. After you talked last week about finding a river under water, I slapped you on the wrist. I slapped you literally on the face. I made fun of you and I feel terrible

because after looking around in some tombs of magical beings and weird happenings, I found that there is such a thing as a underwater river. It's called a current, and I wanna apologize to you for doubting you. You found a current, my friend. Thank you. Or an undertow.

I appreciate that apology. In reality, I misspoke and I meant to say underground. Mother fuck. I mean, it's a and I meant to say underground, but I... Fuck. That means a lot. That means a lot. That's wonderful. That means you're both right.

Oh. Fantasy Buds. Back together. We are total acquaintances. Oh, why do we do that show instead? Fantasy Buds. No, don't send more of those emails. No, oh, oh, oh, bacon Buds.

Fantasy Vegan Buds. Send me your bacon Buds to G-Mail.com, this channel was six T's, and make it a fantasy based. You know, I used to be against this idea, but yeah, let's get some more smut in here. So guys, the important part of the riddle was down and down and down you go until the river starts to glow.

Last week I realized if I submerge my whole body in the river that it started to glow a little bit, so I started to think maybe the river wants earth stuff. So I grabbed all the parts of my camera that are on the walls here in the tavern and I threw them in the river. Oh, all our kitsch. Yeah. What happened? It glowed a little bit. And when I got in, it glowed a little bit more. Do we want the river to glow? Is that like something we're trying to make happen? I'm trying to follow the words of the riddle down and down and down and you go until... Stop trying to make glow happen. It's not gonna happen.

I don't, I think it could happen if you get the right people involved. If I can throw some Breen there, if I can... Jeez, throw some Mreen there, if I can... Geez, throw some Meringue in there. That's a thing, right? I just thought that all of the pieces of the car on the walls were so fetch. I love that word.

Now that's a word. I threw everything in even my extant license plate. I forgot about that. I know that was near and dear to you. I've got to love that. Mm-hmm. I know that was near and dear to you. I know. I'm gonna miss that X-Taint. So what do we think this glow means? I sort of suspect if we can get it to glow enough,

it'll unlock the next part of the riddle. Why they do my- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might-

I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- I think it might- See the breaking of the three below the water man must grow up till he finds sweet pen lope. Are you reading that off something? No, I remember everything I eat. Anyway, once we get the river to glow enough, I think if we throw enough earth stuff in it, it'll glow and then we'll just worry about that swam some gee part in a couple months. Arnie, since your introduction of this podcast for this episode, how many times do you think you've said the word glow?

Hmm, I've counted 418. 418. I'm gonna have to edit some of those out. You know what, I know we've been doing this episode for about five hours and there's been some great stuff. We answered a lot of questions. I'm gonna have to edit this part down to really focus it on the river part. You know that thread that keeps weaving in and out of all the interesting stuff we've been talking about

for five hours? Exactly. People are going to be mad. I didn't announce myself. Yeah, that was your best secret name ever. Best one. People are gonna be pissed. It's just a normal type 52 minutes. I know. People are gonna be really mad that they miss me saying spaghetti. Remember when the show was about 30 minutes long? Oh yeah. Was that true? I think so. Hmm.

What do you need from us in order to make this glow happen? Hmm? When you got that glow, when you get the glow, what's your end game? I don't know. I guess I think what do you hope is gonna happen? I hope that I don't know it pops out swan smiggy and then we do that part of the riddle Chum, what do you hope is gonna happen? I hope that when the river starts to glow fully That Arnie is whisked away back to earth, and that we both dive in after him,

and we hold hands, and we end up in Chicago. That would be nice, maybe that'll be what happens. I would be a derelict of my duty here in Foon, but perhaps on Earth there would be some secret, some bit of information that we are missing here, for I have scoured tomes and grimwas, looking for magic and aid in my fight against the Dark Lord and yet I have come up empty handed. If I can get close enough, I could kill him with the blade of Vescalon,

but there must be some other element I'm missing. And perhaps that thing is on Earth? Yeah, I will gladly go to Earth with you. Look guys, I know we have a good time here and we just sort of chitter chat. Fantasy buds. We're fantasy buds. But I think it's time to be proactive again.

I mean like the 100th episode of this season is not so far away. And maybe we should try to solve something the what episode? For that episode. So that like something terrible doesn't happen to us. Why if we try to wrap everything up before the hundredth episode?

A hundredth episode? I thought we did a hundred episodes. This is the second season. We have to, we're doing it all again. Oh, no. But, that's a say, buds. I so I'm just sort of trying to be proactive like you store He's remembering that he has that knife of the thing

And I'm trying to figure out this riddle so we can get the weapon to defeat the voice Since it's our this podcast how many times do you think you said the word proactive? I mean since the start of this episode or the whole podcast you started this episode Well, I don't know we spent a good three hours talking about some of the skin issues that are 277. 287! Alright, we're gonna have to cut some of those out. I have the blade of this for a lot. I'm so tired to have this obsidian on. I'm still on fire. And there are lots of other

ways I can help. Yeah. Be proactive. I want to be proactive as well, damn it. Yeah. Yeah, I want to be proactive. What can I do? I'm magical. I can help. Yeah. Be proactive. I want to be proactive as well, damn it. Yeah. Yeah, I want to be proactive. What can I do? I'm magical.

I can shape shift. Yeah. John, what is one of the magical things you can do to solve one of the problems on our list? Oh boy, give me a problem and I'll tell you how I can solve it. Um, get me back to Earth. All right. Here's what we do. We start a podcast.

All right. We like that. I like that. I like that. That seems like it would work eventually. At different podcasts. And the podcast is us just saying your wife's name, Adnazium for three hours. Okay. Let's do that now. Sarah.

Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Okay, I'm gonna have to cut some of that out. We did that much longer than you said. What is seven hours of Sarah. I know. Well, it's like it started to not sound like it meant anything

anymore, which is a sad thing to say. That is sad. Well, you let us know what you need. We'll try and make this river glow. Okay, and figure it all out. The sample, stuff we can put in there? I mean, there's my pants, but I was wearing my pants when I went in. Oh, which reminds me,

I don't have a response to that. Maybe my shirt. Which reminds me, I, for the wedding, you, you two will want to hear this for the wedding. I've decided on outfits. So, Tussador and myself and my best man, that's me, my groomsman, the who are some of your groups the groups maids Everyone I want even you used to or I want to be wearing even me jeans and a pink polo because Arnie you always say you always yell at me get on my level. So I'm getting on your level and we're all gonna Come to you. Thank you. I do say that all the time. I think I'm gonna edit those out of all the episodes though Are you doing this retroactively going through old episodes? I'm going to now be proactive not retroactive Can I keep my hat?

Yeah, I think that well can you put on your hat? Can you put a little pair of jeans and a little pink polo? Yes Oh, then you can keep that so Chuck who else is in the wedding party boy boy, can you bring us some drinks over here? Some of my groomsman. I mean Talbot is gonna be a groomsman. Oh Gorgeous Who else? So no one will have to book. I'm sorry nothing no one will have to book no, I have to schedule What does that mean nothing? I'll add it. I'll add it to that part out. Have you been working on your speech? Yes.

You fell asleep. Hello? What's this? You fell asleep. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we come here to find the murderer. Is there going to be a murderer? You're wetting?

I hope so. You always hope for a man. I'm sweating. I guess I was thinking of Tony and Tina's wedding. Yeah, you keep telling us about Anthony and Tina's wedding. He said it's the most popular wedding on earth. And you said it happens once per week, day twice on Saturdays. Yeah. Why do they get married so often? They get married all the time. And I think there's a murder or if there's not, there should be. And you said, um think there's a murder or if there's not there should be and you said

There's also Finnegan's wake. Yeah, I don't think there's a How would you know I Got instinct uh-huh in to a teen with my wizardly prowess hmm. Oh boy. Can I have an ale and what would you like? Ordering this from I made another car food. Um, uh, do you want something, Sean? Um, I'll actually have my boy get it. I made a car food as well. Oh, fun!

What? You both made car food? Yeah, you set magical paint out and we started dicking around with it. Hello, Chaps! What do you have? Uh, I shall have an ale. I'd love to serve you an ale and you an ale and you an ale as well. Oh, thank you, blemish.

Thank you, boy. Yes, you made that nasty boy with the magic paint before and I didn't like it one bit. My boy was not a nasty boy. No, that was a nasty boy. That was a nasty boy. And let me get my made one. I just want to prepare you guys before it comes to the table to take my drink order. I made one that's a giant cat that spits up tiny blemishes.

Oh. I think you got that reverse, sorry. The blemish was like a half dwarf, half elf who spitted up cat. If hard press, I can't recall recall what plumish was or was not. But this cat hates monster chouli. Uh cat. Oh, oh, it's spitting up a blemish. Oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Blemish eye. I-I am upset by the size of those blemishes. You're obsessed by the size of those blemishes?

Let me set. But also obsessed. The amount of the disgust I feel now has me very focused on them and I can think of nothing else. Wee the tea, the delicious tea, can you really think you'd like to be? Ooh, I know what I'd like to see. I'd like to see Yusudor chop himself up

in several tiny Yusudors, and they need to use the door to take a blemish as a dance partner, indeed. Eh, fine. I'm Yusudor, with another 12-day, and I'm taking five. I'm going to take a bunch of obvious hell of a struggle. Oh, blemish. Hello. Yeah, that's dense.

Wow. All right, look at this. Wow. This is what the podcast is about. I know. These visual moments that happen at this very table. It's weird. It's strange, but we got there so gradually.

And each tiny used to door still on fire. You can't stop the fires. You're all wonderful, Danza. Oh, Chun. I also made a carfoon of blemish. Oh, fuck. So we have three different types of blemishes? Yeah.

You made another one? Yeah, uh, you said door number two. What happened to the nasty boy? The nasty boy died because I didn't paint him well enough. He was nasty. I know. Well, I, I, it was really traumatizing that I used magic paint to make a copy of blemish, but I didn't paint him well enough. And so he just sort of struggled

and died because I did give him the things he needed to live when I painted him. So I, you know, I spent a lot of the week like trying to tap into my latent artistic ability. You know, I used to draw a lot when I was a kid. How many times do you think you've said latent? Once, just a once. Yeah. I'm gonna let it, I'm gonna keep it in. I'm gonna keep it in. And I tried really hard and I made,

I think this kind of realistic blinish. Blinish, we're done. Oh, see? Pretty good, nail the catchphrase. Yeah. I definitely got the voice. That's Pretty good, nail the catchphrase. Yeah. I definitely got the voice. That's a good one, I like it. Arnie, do you ever notice that when you sit on several tiny used sit-doors,

each one has a strong personality trait? Yeah, like this one's kinda grumpy. This one's bashful. I love it. They're all dopey. This one's horny. You definitely captured the hateful glint in my eye Fucking my drink

blemish Maybe I did paint blemish a little too good. He seems like he really hates us. Ah Look at his eyes follow you if you move around the room Yes, my eyes do follow you as you move around the room. I can see you and move blemish What's with that river in the basement? What? My glowing river? Oh, aren't you? Did you already ask a splemish about the glow river? Or no, I didn't. I wonder, will this blemish know anything more about it than I know? I watched you dip your toe in. Then your foot, your pant leg, earth pants,

slowly soaking up the glowing goo. Yes, I was watching your little car food, watching you bathe. I knew you drew me for just that reason. Didn't you, Arnie? You drew me to watch you bathe. Well, I did. I made a nasty boy.

You drew him. I drew him. I drew your nasty boys. You're the nasty boy. I'm not a nasty boy. You're the nasty boy eat through him like when you're nasty boys. You're the nasty boy. I'm not a nasty boy. You love it when that thing blows. I see you in there splashing, splashing yourself giggling. You think polo clinging to you. The water was cold, I giggled a little bit.

Oh, boom. Oh, you nasty boy. Hey, hungry. Oh, he ate all the useless. Oh, yes. Oh, you nasty boy. Hey, hungry. Oh, he ate all the usadows. Ah, yes. That's better. It's disturbing to see all the tiny usadows one eat the other and it's like a nesting doll situation.

Well, I remember everything I eat. So, a rainbow bull for you, chaps, a rainbow bull for you, a rainbow bull for you, and all of a served. Jum jum jum. Definitely not what I ordered. I was gonna say that's my favorite blemish, but it's the least convincing one. Well, I did the best I could.

I drew the blemish. You know, sometimes they say to have goals, you should dress for the job that you want. I made the blemish that I want. Mm-hmm. Arnie, what job do you want? Dressing that sexy fireman outfit. Mm-hmm. Ernie, what job do you want? Trust in that sexy fireman outfit. Mm-hmm.

There's a real easy answer here. Glowing river? That wasn't it. Nailed it. Now, uh, uh, uh, uh, did you draw this coffin to watch you bathe in the river below? Because I did, or I definitely did. No, I really look because that makes you the nasty boy.

Now you're the nasty boy who's making creatures to watch him bake. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Not looking. Oh, you nasty boy. Did you hear that disapproving sound from Chunt? Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. A resident nasty boy.

I'm usually the nasty boy. Get wet. Chunt, are you jealous of how nasty the nasty boy blemish I made it? I'm usually the bed boy. I'm a little bit of a bedboy, get wet. Yeah. And now I have to compete with this blemish.

Look, John, the magic paint only survives for like three weeks. So the most this blemish is only gonna be this nasty for three weeks. How nasty can you be in three weeks? I'm nasty as hell. I'm nasty as hell. What happened to your voice? I'm trying to be nasty, put some nasty on it. You put a little nasty as hell. I'm nasty as hell. What happened to your voice? I'm trying to be nasty put some nasty on it

You put a little nasty on it. I'm getting nasty. I'm a nasty boy. Now I don't advertise it, but I can be nasty as well Okay So that oh look at this. I'm flick my dirty old nipples Flick these dirty old nipples. Oh, they stand at attention. Look at these nips These nips wait aipples. Ooh, they stand at attention, look at these nips. These nips. Wait a sec. Get nips. Yes.

Use it or? Yes. I don't think that's chunt. What? I think that's a nasty carfoon. I've keep fippin' a nipples. Think about it, get it. The chunt made a carfoon of himself.

That's the, that's what it did. That's what it did. That's what it did. That's what it did. That's what it did. Nipples. Now that I think about it, look. He's nips lot of sense. 50 nipples. Nipples, squeeze it with nipples. Now that I think about it, look. He's nannies, drawn, kind of like unrealistic.

Nannies, little nipples. So I think that there's like the outline of him is like too thick. Yeah, and he's got a lot more muscles. My eyes, he's arms. Yeah, no, my pecs dance. But then where is Chant? And he doesn't even have legs.

He's just got the word legs with an arrow pointing down. We should have noticed that first thing. We should have. We don't look under the table enough. But also, there's so much nastiness going on. I don't wanna look under the table. No, it's not what you want to be. Chunt, these would be on this P-A-N-E-H-T-A-B-L.

Someone in, say nasty. Ooh, I'm nasty. Chunt, Chunt. Chunt painted a version of himself with less of a vocabulary. Nasty, nasty. Chunt, uh, do you know where the real Chunt is? Uh, right here, sitting right here with a nasty little nips. I died, I think he is.

Guess what I'm sitting on. What do you say, John? My balls. Nasty. So fucking nasty. Uh, well, he afterbid me, that's pretty goodbid that's pretty good and it's pretty good nasty. Are we allowed to kill carfans? I don't remember. I but you have a rule of no killing. I know you don't have a rule of detaining indefinitely I guess I don't really know like heart carfans real like blemish Do you have any sense of whether you're real

or just like a creation? I'm blemish. I was created for one reason and one reason only. To what you bayed yourself and to help you get your little nasty kinky thrills. Nass. Little kinky thrills. So nasty.

I guess you I guess you start a creative project thinking it's gonna be one thing and sometimes it just takes on a life of its own. What what the fuck? Oh my god. Oh my gosh. I looked down. I looked down on where my nasty little dick should be that just says in words a healthy for inches. Yeah. I'm not real am I no kill me now kill me you're messy little kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me I know where is my where is my cat dick already did you not draw my cat dick no that's one of the most important things about me hey you know what it's an important part of you but it's not who you are I wanted you't you draw that part. I didn't wanna draw. Even though it's just a cat.

Would you do it? Would you do it now? Would you draw it now? I'm more of like a verbal dick joke person than like a visual dick joke person. Killin' that's better. I didn't say it was better, it's just my fang. Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me. Kill us, kill us, kill us, kill us, kill us.

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This is on this nasty boy. Nice soothing. I wish I didn't have to. I wish I didn't have to. When this is. It's a little weird that we've gotten here, but I appreciate how calming and soothing it is for both of them. That's very true.

They're both, they both seem as content as I've seen either of them in the three to four minutes they've been alive. Now, is it possible that if we made one of them real enough, that they would just replace the other. They's the other. If you made a coffin, come a little closer. Okay. If you made a coffin, am I in on this too?

Yes. If you made a coffin, I don't think Chunk can hear. Chunk, come a little closer. Chunk, Carphone, come over here. Nasty. Now, if you made one of these coffins real enough, good, good, good to become, would it essentially be blemish? If it was real enough, would it be as if we had brought

blemish back to life? Maybe. I mean, what is reality? What is real? Oh my God. Does Woolett have a soul? Do you have a soul? I feel... I suspect it has a soul.

However, fleeting that soul makes a- That was a rigorous test. Oh, it seems it's- That was the best I could come up with in the moment, you know? Let me should think about... The entire nature of the universe. No, I just don't. I'm going to project myself into the astroplane

to ponder these... issues of morality and, uh... reality. He's gonna go do sex stuff in the astroplane. Nasty boy. Nasty little wizard. I wish y'all could go to the astroplane. I just hear with these carphones, and I, how do I know that I'm not a carphone?

Are you, look at your dick. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Well, describe it if you like the, no, dick stuff. No, it's, it's probably there. I don't, you know.

Slow, uh. No, just grab it slow. Watch it, watch it getting that water, nasty little boy. Why are you guys so, do you guys like being so nasty? No, we're drawn that way. Just draw that way. We're not, we're not nasty, we're just drawn that way. You drew me, you drew, yeah.

And chun, drew me to be nasty. I didn't mean to make you nasty. You know, you start off doing something like, you start an artistic project like a drawing or an episode of a podcast and you're like, this isn't gonna be so nasty and then it just kind of goes in its own direction. Sometimes the nastiness goes where it wants to go.

Why was the second hypothetical podcast? I, you know what, I, those of the only two creative things that I really speak to me, drawing cartoons and podcasts. You start out thinking and possibly limited run TV series. You start thinking this could be beautiful. I could make something beautiful. Yeah, I could make something serene, something that moves people, that helps them understand

something about life, see the world in a different way. Or even just that something that's accurate, right? Like you start with something and you're like, this is blemish. This is what blemish looks like. And then maybe even noses a little off. And then the compensate for that, the ear is a little, uh, over to the side. And then you realize, I don't know how to draw bodies that are in the right proportion with heads, and oh no, I mostly learned how to draw from Reading Bloom County, and blemishes head is the same size as his body, and his eyes are just two lines. He doesn't have a cat dick, and it gets all weed and creepy and ruins the beautiful thing you set out to make. Yeah.

I'm sorry, Blumish, that I made you the cat dickless thing that you are. Well, I have a... a... stick cat dick now. Ernie, how many times do you think we said nasty since the beginning of this episode? About 300, and I think we've kept them all in. Ahhhhh! 300 and I think we've kept them all in I Just finished commuting on the astral plane and considering these moral points these creatures Mel weird, thank you these creatures are not alive and they have no souls. We should erase them immediately Okay, kill us here's a hammer

Here's a hammer. Ah! Ah! Ah! Let it! Ah! Ah! You hit them with a hammer? Why did you use paint in a...

...made of paint? Kill us. Now you just smashed them. Kill us. I'm sorry. Kill us. Here, here. Kill them.

Kill us. Kill... Kill us. Kill us. Where'd them? Kim blows up. Kim blows up. Where'd the? I'm gonna take the pain away. Nice to know. You're a very nasty boy.

John, tell me about the funnies. John, look at us. You're going to a very nasty farm. Nasty farm? Honey, tell him about the bunnies. Tell him about the bunnies. They're nasty. Yeah.

They're really nasty. Yeah, they're nasty about the bunny. John really nasty. Yeah, I don't know. It's a little funny. John, turn around and look away from us. Oh, because this is going to get nasty. Oh, I can't turn it. Just have the word legs with the arrow pointing down. Uh-huh. Can you turn me?

Turn it around. Sure. All right. I un... I put the paint in on him. Okay, Lemish. Can you use... Oderless paint thinner.

Speed off the excess. And it just picked the devil out of it. How many times did he say B? Keep it more then. Goodbye, Lemish. You're a very nasty boy. Cat dick. He almost got a last cat dick in there, but I got him just in time.

Yeah. Well, all that's left is my blemish, and I don't know what chun's is today. I suppose we should have waited for him. Mwaitech. Chun's. Carfoon. Also make a blemish carfoon? Wait, can carfoons make other carfoons?

He said he did and one came out. Oh no, yes, that's the one that's cat that spits out blemishes. And where's Shunt at? Was... has Shunt always been a carfoon? No. No. No, that would be insane. I mean, he was a little different than usual, but not that.

Different than usual. Just trying to remember, does John have legs? You can't remember that. I mean, hold on, hold on. Yeah? You're a nasty boy who wants another nasty boy to watch you take a bath. Are you a car-foon?

I'm not a car-foon. Are you a car-foon? Look, you have to tell me legally. I do? Yes. Oh shit. If I ask you directly. Yeah?

Yes. I don't know. That rule upsets me, but I'm still not a car-foon. Hmm. I don't know if I'm a car-foon. How would I know? You said you're the magic expert. Just look at your genitals.

They probably painted them wrong. I don't want to look at them. They're always too generous or... I don't want to. No. I'll then take off your pants and I'll look. This is a trick. What is it? What's trick? Are there any tests? Why would I want to look at your genitals? Are there none? Any non-genital related tests? I suppose I can get it. Is there like a Voicomp test of being a carfoon? Is there like a series of questions you can ask?

I literally don't know what that is. I barely do either. Very good. Well, then I shall have to return to the astroplane to see if you have a soul. That's where you go to find out? Well, yes, I went to the astroplane and I could see that those other two carfoons

didn't have souls, that they weren't real, they were just creations. Just purely, uh, automaton's, if you will. I- I- I- I- I've gotta go see them play. I- I know, I'll just go there and see if you have a soul. U-ugh! ... Welcome back to the astral plane. Oh, hello.

I am the all-knowing voice. Hello, voice. It's me, Yusudor. Where's the 12th realm of Ephesians? Welcome back, Yusudor. Oh, thank you. Sorry, you come back so soon. Sorry, I didn't mean to- No, you go ahead.

No, you. Okay, well, I came back very quickly, because I just- determine if this version of Arnie is an actual Arnie, or if- if it is a version that is actually a confu- without a soul. The only way to know for sure is to look at the genitals. See, that's what I thought, too. Typically, there'll be...

two gen- The two gen- The two gen- The two gen- The two gen- The two gen- The two'll be... two generous- Did you generous? Comically large, genitals. Well, you just do. Well, here's the thing. If you're doing it yourself,

hmm... You, you know, you want to push it. Hmm. And if someone else is doing it, they don't want to shortchange you. No! Shortchange's a coin of phrase. Oh, yes! I like that. Yes.

But I must warn you when you go back, Yusador. Be careful. Don't infringe on Grant Morrison's animal man run. Luckily, I've never read that. Yusador. Yes. You will know if you ask the right question. Whether the Arnie you see is Carfoon...

or human. Can you tell me the question? Sure. Got it. Next time bring some snacks. Oh, what do you like? What do you like? I like roostas feet.

That. You like roostas feet? Sure. Have you had devil digs before? No. All my eggs have been regular. You've only had regular eggs? Mmm.

I'll bring you some devil eggs! Mmm, they're delicious. Okay. Have you ever eaten a fox face? Are you just going to list off everything that's edible? You asked me what I like. I said bring snacks! I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's alright. Please come back sometime. I don't even know how you're eating it. I get some money for you. I get some money for this. I'm so lonely. I'm sorry to hear that. I have something to tell you.

Tell me. This version of you said, or you, or a car food. What? Getting up, getting up. Wouldn't it be crazy? Have you wiled? Wouldn't it be crazy? How would I even get here?

Mm. Oh well. Uh, here we go. Uh, I'll tell you what. I'll be gonna go check well. Uh, here we go. I'll tell you what. I'll be gonna go check on this Arnie. And then I'll make a car-foon of a disembodied voice.

Oh, yes, send of my way. And I'll try to send it here. Finally someone to talk to. Great. I'll be back shortly. Well, I'll see you later. Goodbye. Nice to hear you. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You're going back.

I just want to say goodbye. I don't know. No worries, no worries. I have no graces. No biggie. Not to say goodbye. Here on the Astral plane, social graces are everything. It's very true.

Manas make it. Manas make it. So fancy blanish, I guess. Do you feel like you like the person that made you or do you feel like you resent ever having been made? I love being made, Chaps. I feel absolutely delightful. The food here is smashing, the service is Delectable and everyone here is absolutely top-draw. Oh, well, that's good. It's almost like if you make art that's positive, it'll be positive. You see something positive in yourself. Yeah, I mean, I don't believe you, but it feels good.

Why would you? Yeah, I feel like you're a guilty pleasure a little bit. Maybe, just fun for a little bit. Something that you enjoy, disposable, no worries. Is that bad that I feel that way about you? Everyone needs me once in a while? Sure. Have another rickshaw!

Honey, uh, we- uh, don't- Uh, do you think paint is delicious? What? Do you think paint is delicious? I mean... Alright. Don't think about it, just answer. Do you think paint is delicious? I mean, I suspect it might be.

Oh, your ocarfoon. But... Your ocarfoon, if you want to eat paint your ocarfoon, I know! I know, first of all, I don't want to know first of all I don't want you think paint is delicious Absolutely, yes, you're a coffin. No, look you just put that idea in my head No, I did not I don't have any desire to eat paint But when you ask me do I think it's delicious? Well, it could be I could what are you talking about? Do you think

Clouds are delicious What are you talking about? Do you think clouds are delicious? Well, yes, they're just water. You're a cloud. No, that doesn't follow at all. Look, I just went to the astroplane. I talked to the disembodied voice, and it told me that the question to ask you

was whether or not you wanted to eat paint. Wait, there's a disembodied voice in the astroplane. No, that's a bunch of... You could always take a nibble of me. A nibble of you. nibble of me. A nibble of you. nibble of me. Look, do you want to eat paint or not? No, I don't want to.

But I bet it would be delicious. Suppose I should have asked do you want to eat paint? Not do you think it would be delicious? You said or do you think paint would be delicious? Of course it's delicious. Oh damn it! Are we carfus? I think we might be.

How did I get to the astro plane if I don't have a soul? You know what I feel like. Oh, did those other two have a soul? Oh no. I went after them with that hammer so fast. I mean, you were barely finishing saying the sentence. They don't have a soul. Why did I just have to have like, smatching just in case I needed to smash them?

You never have had a hammer before. You've never smashed anything before. I don't know. Oh my god. You said, or I feel like the soon as we started making art, we just started asking ourselves these existential questions. Someone painted you with a hammer and made you're definitely not on it. I blame art. I blame art on it. I blame art. I blame art as well. I blame art. You know what, I am going to... We would just sit here and fucking drink and talk about whatever dumb shit came to our mind.

And we didn't get this confused or worried. It's the creative process. We've been attacked and almost killed a lot of times and it didn't give me half as much anxiety as this conversation I'm depressed. I'm going to drink this paint. I know Yeah, I'm definitely made of paint. Oh No, you said or oh God Oh no! Use the door!

Oh God. That's just me. And happy blemish. Oh fuck. Hey, happy blemish. Do you know where we're the real use the door in Chantar? Is there a real use the door in Chant? Of course.

Someone has to make the art. Okay, so they're not just made up characters. There's no paint without a paint. Well, that's true. Blemish. I know you're not blemish, but you look like blemish. Show, I would like to say that I'm sorry. I'm sorry for our part in letting you die.

Like, I don't, I mean, when it comes right down to it, I don't think we murdered you, but I am sorry that we couldn't do more to stop you from accidentally murdering yourself. And I'm not just saying that because that's what I say to myself every night before I go to bed. You know what?

When I go back to wherever it was that I came from, I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Blamish, do you have any conscious idea of where you were before you were fancy blemish? So hard to say. So many different things swirling in the paint, out of the paint, here, disintegrating. Oh, things get tough in the paint.

Can't last so many penalties. You go hard in the paint. Yeah, I so many penalties. Mm-hmm. You go hard in the paint. Yeah, I'd love to tease out that metaphor more. But neither of us is in any position to do that. Bonesh, you have three weeks to live, I think. That's what they tell me. Yeah, you're facing it with such optimism. I was painted that way.

Yeah. What else are you gonna do? How long do you have? Oh. Uh, I don't know. I think it would be terrible not to know. I Guess that's true. I mean I kind of assume I'm gonna live forever and I'm gonna live for three weeks Yeah, I'm gonna have a lot of fun. Fuck a lot of paint chicks. What's this and live my best three weeks? You're gonna fuck a lot of paint chicks. Absolutely.

Arnie? Yeah. I need you to draw me a paint chick. Oh. Could you? You would just say nasty to- How bad you feel. You're nasty.

You were so so sorry and so so sad until I ask you to do one simple thing. How hard is it for you to draw a little paint chick for me? I mean, very difficult. I would feel weird about drawing a hot lady for you, or at all. I draw adorable cartoon care. You saw the blemish that I made. It was awful.

Yeah, well, look, it wasn't a realistic depiction, but you know, it was a charming, lovable cartoon version of blemish. Look, here's what I'll do. I'm listening. I am going to do my best to as quickly as possible, paint a female blemish for you. Someone that you can relate to and talk to

and have a lot of things in common with, and then the two of you can decide where you want to go with that. Because there's nothing wrong with it. That sounds fantastic! Yeah. The bride of blemish. Alright. What are you fuckers up to?

Hey, churned! Hey, hey, aren't you or sopping wet? Yeah. Okay. Let's see here. So remember the last week? Were you here last week or was that a car food? I was here last week.

Oh, okay. Sorry, let me just sit down using my legs. Oh, nice legs. Thank you. Not words at all. What? Also, good penis. That's what I keep saying.

Thank you. I keep saying that. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. You always added it out. I know so I keep saying thank you. I keep saying that I'm sorry You don't you always edit it out. I know. I don't say it enough. Thank you. Oh Yeah, I drew I was feeling a little under the weather so I drew a perfume John to come to come co-host, but now I'm feeling better. John your car. Food was a little nasty. Oh Nasty boy. Yeah, little nasty bucket Looking as nipple nasty nasty Oh, nasty, boy. Yeah. Well, nasty, boy, kid. Looking nice, Neville. Yeah. Well, nasty, nasty.

This is no dick-n-ick-a-mope nasty. Chhunt. Well, dick-nipples. What? You know, it's so funny you like to think that the lightly fictionalized art you make of yourself isn't really you, but sometimes maybe, more than you'd like to admit. Hmm, what do you have to? Looks like you're about to doodle something

and draw something. Oh, I was gonna draw a female blemish. Why? Well blemish, fancy blemish once, female blemish, fancy blemish. Yeah, this is fancy blemish. Chip, chip, cheerio. Fucking hell.

Kill it. No, well, first of all, chant. You've killed a few too many things on this show. What do you mean? I mean, you killed the bark lord and the snark lord. The snark lord. We all kind of killed blemish? Well, you did it to himself.

I killed good king Albein Beloroth. You're crying. I am. Your face is running. Oh, you're a carfoon. Face is covered in water. You're a carfoon. I am. face is running. Oh, you're a car food. I'm just covered in water. You're a car food. I am I think so That's what explain why you're what you haven't dried yet. I haven't dried yet. You know how paint dries fucking When you paint something

Yeah, come over here. This is what the podcast has become we're literally talking about paint dry Perfect just in time. So when you're in paint... Where were you? Why are you so wet? Alright, look. Remember those stairs that are part of the riddle, and I threw a bunch of pipe pieces of my car into it,

and we're getting close and to solve and everything. Wow, okay, fine. Very good. Now, chunt. It's a car, too. I think it's hell. I think it's hard. Mm-hmm, it's hard to eat a croissant. Ony.

Yes. Do you want to eat paint? I don't want to eat paint. Although I recently had a conversation that put it in my head that paint might be pretty delicious. Uh-huh. But that was put in my head. I don't, I'm not a carfoon. Do you know where real

Ony is? I Don't but I think that's more than I'm having an existential crisis I know what to do. Let's give him that test aren't he's always talking about okay? Go ahead that What is it the John Voigtest? What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Easy, Karpin. Now, I think it's very important right now

that you put down that paintbrush. Just set it down. Okay. Now, I want you to drink this wink glass of water. Yum! Water's good. This is clearly paint thinner. No, no, no.

This will kill me regardless of whether I'm a carfoon or not. No, you'll just be sick. No, I won't. Is paint thinner killed humans? I don't know what humans, I don't know what their weaknesses are. I know. Look, I have very well done. I'll hit you with this hammer.

No, that will kill me. And regardless of whether I'm a car food. All right, fine, fine. Then let's go on with the podcast. What were you doing when I got here? I was talking to fancy blemish. Chip, chip, cheerio. Can I have an ale please?

We're coming right up. Thank you, boy. He's very pleasant. I like him. All right. Do you need to take a break or something? I know you guys just showed up, but I feel like we're coming in towards the end. I'm sorry guys, you missed most of the episode. We've been recording for, I think, about 27 hours.

I've been sick for about 36, so that would make sense. Yeah. Well, I suppose then we should wrap things up. Yeah. I'm fine with the short one. Are you fine with the short one? I'm fine with the short one. Yeah.

Guys, I think I'm real. You know? What is real though? I mean, this is real. Is it? I mean, I believe it's real. It's hard to say what's real. There's so many different universes and parallel worlds and all the realms

of Ephesians and all the dock versions of the universes and all of the bubble universes and all the upside downs and all of the, what else, what am I forgetting? Um, there's the universe. Yeah, that one. There's universe. Mm-hmm. There's the Kelvin timeline. Uh, wait a second, is the universe like the comic strip shoe and all of its spin-off properties

What? Everybody what is there's a comic there's a comic strip based on the shoe? Wait, I think there's a comic strip based on the universe really? Sir comic strip in your world that tells the tales of what happens in the universe. Yeah, is it about a eagle? I think that's a newspaper reporter. That sounds sort of right. Might be, I might be mixing it up. Worth it?

Worth it to go down this path? Willard Philmorevers? Hmm, Mallard Philmore, now you're just making up names. Anale for the wizard. And don't worry, someone painted a mouth in the kitchen, so I have all good, you're off the hook. Chalaw! Oh, that's wildly problematic. Don't worry, someone painted a mouth in the kitchen, so I have all good you're off the hook. Challa! Well, that's wildly problematic.

Guys, we made a couple nasty carfoons, and now they're just painting more nasty stuff. Let's just get rid of them all then. And unless we can make one really good one, here's what we should do. We should all work on one together and make a perfect one. Nailed it, did it. Yeah, I just painted a Tony and a Tina. Now it's one. Nailed it, did it. Yeah, I just painted a Tony and a Tina. Now it's Mario.

Careful, there's gonna be a murder. What? But use it or I like your suggestion. Let's collaborate. Let's make some art together. Let's paint a blemish, Carfoon. And, you know, part of the parts of blemish that I know, mixed with the parts of blemish that you know,

mixed with the parts of blemish that I know, mixed with the parts of blemish that you know, mixed with the parts of blemish that you know. I mean, that sounds good until people see the art and then they tear it to fucking shreds. Why create? What? Why create? It's a good point. We've been trying to fill the void, but I feel like it's exhausting. I don't know. I don't know. It's fun to do it. But does that mean other people have to be subject to it?

Hmm. How about this? We'll do a test blemish. Well, paint a blemish, we'll see how it is, and if it's good enough, we'll let it out into the world. Well, my tone of intino already escaped. Oh, so somewhere out there. Oh no, there's two Italians in love. Time's enough. So much talk of riddles in one episode. Wouldn't it be so cool if there was a whole podcast dedicated to that? Would it?

Anyway, Yusun or the Wizard was played by Matt Young. Chant the Badger was played by Adelre Fye. And the wide array of carfoon blem Wizard was played by Matt Young. Chant the Badger was played by Adelre Fy. And the why-to-ray-of-carphoon blemishes were played by... Urgh! Special guest, Martin Wilson. What is your problem with Martin Wilson? I just can't believe we have to credit him. You're going to thank someone for that much genitalia-themed content

on a show that already has Adel. It's like bringing a slushy on board the Titanic. You know, Martin has his own special energy. So does Thorium. Look, he is a vital part of the Chicago comedy community. Hang on, I couldn't hear you over the Ioschedule thinking back to 1998 when that might have been true. First of all, I don't think a theater schedule thinking

makes us out. And second, we were getting along so well today. Another thing, Martin Wilson has taken from us, along with any shot at a pee body. I'm getting to slam some heineken's in my room to create new stories and experiences. And the Emmy goes to...get over yourself. Hello from the Magic Tavern was produced by Arne Neekamp, Evan Jacober, and Ryan DeGeorgie. This one edited by Tim Joyce, music by Andy Poland, logo by Allard

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