Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 85 - Gettin' Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)

Episode Date: November 12, 2018

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins. CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Garrett SchultzTheme Music: Andy PolandGettin' Nuts Theme: Brian ChardMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Of course there are. That was a choice. It's just that it's looking a lot like the last five minutes of inside-out around here. Are you planning on replacing them, Emperor Craig? No, of course I am. I just figured if a lot of them are missing, it'll be more exciting when I replace them. Trisha, you get it, right? I, um, yeah, I guess if, um...

Uh... Sorry, I don't speak profound loss of confidence, so I didn't quite catch that. Trisha, are you starting to doubt my leadership? Look, there is a lot of unresolved tension in this room, but I would love to just focus on the podcast. Which is fake. Yes, which is fake, but it is a special live episode of Get Nuts recorded at the Kalamazoo Improv Festival Oh, always a good sign when Arnie won't even touch it. What's that canary?

You'd like to tell me something about this coal mine, but you're dead. You know, sometimes your metaphors really do wander off the map. Let's just sit back and enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavron. This is Chant. This is Chant. We fucked it up. That's our show. Thank you so much. Thank you very much. No, let's get it right. We'll just edit all of this out. This is Yusudor.

This is Chant. And we're getting nuts. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to get some of that. Turn your smile over. Get a close. Nailed it.

Nailed it. No one will ever know. Oh, man. This is a big night. It's a big night. It's a big night. It's a big night. It's a big night. It's a big night. It's a big night. It's a big night. I'm gonna have to answer that. Turn your story over, get up close. Nailed it. Nailed it.

No one will ever know. Oh, man. This is a big night. You store as you know, this is Get Nuts season two, episode one. Yes. After four million episodes of season one. Yeah. We finally felt like we reached the satisfying conclusion.

All the plot paid off. Finally. I have some threads. So now we're in season two, episode one. Now's the time, if we want to make some changes, you know, if we want to make it looking for legumes, that's the only one I have. Yeah, I'm asking, do we want to make it looking for legumes?

Paramulating for pinecones. Ooh! Let's do prambulating for legumes. A little bit of compromise. I like it. Although that's going to be hard to say. You saw, I know that this is getting nuts, but I always love when you say your name.

Would you mind giving a little intro? I suppose I could. It doesn't feel like a getting nuts thing, though. Yeah. You sure? Yeah, let's not do it. No, no, no, no, let's not do it. Let's find a way to get into it.

No, no, Chuck, I just want to find a natural way to get into it. Let's find a natural way to get into it. Perhaps maybe you've, oh, here. Here's the beginning of season two. You have Amnesia, and you've forgotten who I am. OK, okay. This is... I don't remember. Which, Chant, you're a Chant, don't you remember?

I'm Chant. Yes, and I am Yusudah. Wizard of Twilth, Royal, Mothafizzius, Master of Light and Shadow, Minipulator of Magical Delights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Holes of Tarkas. The Elves Nobius, Fien Yalek. Fien Yalek! The Dwarves Nobius, Zon the great halls of Trockus. The elves know me as Fien-Yalek. Fien-Yalek! The dwarves know me as Zonin and Huk Stenges. Foucault!

And I am known in the North East as Gaston Winnius May Star. Gasp! Fien-Yalek! And using my great magical powers, I have returned your memory to you. BING! LAUGHTER Oh, you know what I love about getting nuts?

We just resolve plot points immediately. Yeah. Arnie. We don't dick around. Yeah. Perhaps there's a riddle we want to talk about for four years. Jesus Christ. Ooh, I thought of while you're doing your name,

because it's so long, I thought of another way for you to say it. That's natural. Oh, yes. So I'll play like a constable who's pulling over your cart because you've been speeding. Oh, yes. Yes. Well, I know Grimofe, the fifth fastest horse in food. Great.

Sometimes he pulls my cart in, does it too fast. So this is great. I'm going to use that. I'm going to use that. Great. Woo, woo, woo, woo. Why are you making that noise, Constable? I got kicked in the head by a donkey.

Woo-hoo-hoo! Do you know why I pulled you over? Well, yes, I'm friends with this horse here. Grim of the fifth fastest horse in food. You think I pulled you over because you're friends with a horse? A fast horse? You were speeding. Do you know how fast you're going? I would say, oh, six clicks. Seven and a half clicks. And as per custom, I need you to recite your full name

as it is on your legal documentation. Well, here's my papers, and you can see clearly on there. They say, I am you should awe. Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesiest master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical lights, devour of chaos, champion of the Twilth Realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Lights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Holes of Trockus, the Elves Nobius, Fying Yellow, The Dwarves Nobius, Zonan and Hook Stangies, And I am Nood in the North East, his Gasmoneas, Maystaff, Five Elevator, and Green Eyes.

It also says here biscuit miniscus? I am known as biscuit miniscus. I'm gonna have to get you off that horse. What? All right. Should I put my hands up against the cart? Slowly. Are we doing getting nuts or banging buds?

That's what season two will be. Yes, of course. Season two, getting season two, get in nuts, banging buds, or banging nuts. Get in buds. Get in wet. Get in wet. Get in nuts, get in wet. Get in wet nuts.

Are we just saying words now? I think we're just shouting. But I think that's what happens now. I feel like I want to start a fresh. I want to start a new. Yes, of course. There's other stuff to talk about. I feel like we covered over four million episodes. I feel like I want to start a fresh, I want to start a new life. Yes, of course.

There's other stuff to talk about. I feel like we covered over 4 million episodes. I feel like we've almost covered all the nuts. Almost, but you know, there's just certain things that people want you to do in an episode. Yeah. You know, not like my name, but things that people expect to hear every episode. Yeah, like Bingbong. Bingbong?

Yes, of course. Oh yeah, baby. I had a hear every episode. Yeah, like Bingbong. Bingbong, yes, of course. Oh, yeah, baby. I had a roasted cashew. Ooh, I had a colonnuts. A colonnut? Mm-hmm. How was it? Pretty bad. The roasted cashew was delicious.

Oh, OK. What if we talked about, you know, because sometimes when I eat a new nut, I'm scared of dying or choking. What if we talked about our fears, getting nuts, fears? Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, what are you afraid of? I feel like I'm afraid of, um... I'm afraid of one of us dying.

I'm afraid of giant vultures who would go straight for my eyes. I don't worry so much about dying. I worry about a giant vultures who was go straight for my eyes. I don't worry so much about dying. I worry about a giant vulture having my eyes. Has that happened to you before? Yes. It wasn't easy to get them back.

I can tell you that much. Why are you afraid of dying, though? I don't know. I just feel like I have people in my life that I love now. And I feel like I don't want to leave them behind. Well, wouldn't you just come back? What do you mean? Well, you know how I die and then I just come back?

Oh, no, you're a wizard. Oh, right. You're a wizard. Yes. You're a wizard. You're a wizard, you're a wizard. What a wonderful revelation. Oh, I can't wait to learn all about wizards and witchcraft. When you went to, what was the name of your school?

The Great Halls of Trocs. Did you get an invitation letter to Great Halls of Trocs? Well, yes, I was living under staircase at the time. It was a very sad little boy. I turned myself into a little boy, because as you know, I was brought into this world by a conspiracy of wind and rain and fire and birds and mud and frogs and squirrels and eagreets, and they said there needs to be a champion in food, but then I got bored with that for a while, so I churned myself into a little sad boy and I lived under a staircase.

Oh. That's adorable. Yes, thank you. That's what I was going for. That's adorable. Yes, thank you. That's what I was going for. That's great. And then, I went show up and they said, here, you're going to go to the great holes of Taurakis. And I said, then I shall reveal myself again as a full wizard and stop being such a

pathetic little boy. Yeah. What a sad, pathetic little boy. Get your own ass out from under those stairs. Yeah. What are you doing? Pick yourself up by your bootstraps. Yes. Yes.

Take some personal responsibility. This is what I've always been all about. Yeah. I'd be, what is the state going to take care of you? I'd never seen you crack yourself up. Yeah, I had a moment that, but I'm fine. But if you die, who are you worried about leaving behind? Well, you and Arnie at Tussador to some degree.

Well, you and Tussador, your nupchules are coming up. Our nupchules are coming up. We're very excited. Yeah, I just want you and Arnie to get to know him a little bit better. Oh, I like Tussador. He's not a wizard, but I like him very excited. Um, yeah, I just want you and Arnie to get to know him a little bit better. Oh, I like Tussado. He's not a wizard, but I like him very much. Okay. Well, his crotch has made a beast, so he's something. He is something. He's really something.

He's really something. You know what? What? We should have him at one of these live shows sometime. Ooh! I don't know what that means, but we'll definitely cut that out. Ooh. I'll probably be so nervous I couldn't share this stage with him.

That's true. That's true. Share the table with him. I want to mention, just because it's season two, if people have any questions about nuts in general, about fears, let's open it up to some emails. So you can email me at chunt at gmail.com that's chunt with six teas. And if you have any suggestions for what season two should be about, let us know. And of course, no one will get this

until after it's released. But maybe they've already had some ideas and said they've been and we can read them today. Yeah, maybe they just preemptively. Is there an eagre at under our perhaps Perhaps, perhaps. Didn't you say there's... What did you say, eagre? You said frogs and eagre at... Yes. What's an eagre at? Oh, it's a little animal.

I'm pretty sure it's a little animal. Right. Is it in the same family as another, like, badgers? It's like a weasel or a ferret sort of. I could be completely wrong. Okay. So an e-mail me. Did I ask?

Oh, sorry, that was me. I turned on Arnie's computer and it started playing Superman. But it got stuck. It was just, it's a bird, it's a bird. I like birds. Yeah, I know you do. Except for... Starlings.

Starlings. How do you feel about Storks? I love Storks. I think they're very funny. Yeah. They're funny looking and they're funny. The fun to spend an evening with. Have you ever played cards with the Stork? No. You should. They crack jokes. They're very clever. Hmm. Clever birds. Clever bird. Chant- Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, errrr. Oh, no, you said it all has amnesia. Err, wait! Who am I? Who could I be? Oh, it's lost to the mists of time. Oh, I stand here in a blue row with a long whitish grey beard.

Parts of it a more grey and parts of more white. Yeah, and it's a double beard. Yes, I don't know what you mean. Oh, who could I be? Oh, this hat. Oh, of course, I am the great wizard, you should all. Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious master of light and shadow manipulator of magical lights, devourer of chaos, champion of the great halls of Trakis, the elves nomias being Yalak, the dwarves nomias Zonenu a hoax tangies. And I am known in the North East as gas manias, Mastar.

And if you don't want to email Chunt, you can contact me by whispering into a knot on a tree. I think we found what season two is. Get a knot, season two, intros. I like that. We'll speak, intros. I like that. We're speaking of intros we should introduce our guests. Oh yeah, we have our first guest today. Possibly our only guest is someone who I believe likes nuts.

The only guest I know about. Yeah. Well, welcome everyone. Momo the mouse. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Ha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta Hi, Momo. Hi, Momo. Hello, Momo. Oh, I'm good. I'm out of breath.

That's embarrassing. Well, you have to escape all the way up the table. Yeah. Yeah, this world was not built for Momo. Oh. Momo's a mouse. Is that your fear? Are you, are you ever afraid that the world is just too large for you? Are we talking about what we're afraid of? Yes, we are. Yeah. And did you hear

the words you use? You said this world wasn't built for me. Do you really really digest that? This world wasn't built for me. No, don't repeat it digest it. Well, they're never. You're repeating it. They were. No, they're not. They're not. They're not. That's sad. I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What scares you? A cockroach clowns? What does it scare me? What did you say? Cockroach clowns. Have you ever met cockroach clown? No.

He's a giant cockroach with clown makeup. That's a thing. No, thank you. No, I agree. A lot. A lot. A moment. It was a hard pass to that.

Well, he's a friend of a lot. He is a friend of chun, so. No. No. No. Well, we stumbled upon a new one, but what were some of the ones you're gonna say uh things I'm afraid of oh um fish um animals whose eyes are too big animals whose eyes are too small twins um and twins and twins, I just almost booked out by a lot of things.

Trees. Trees? Trees. Oh, three. I die if I was scared of cheese. Oh, yes. Well, I'm surprised you're scared of so many things when you're such a strong mouse. Yeah, I have human strength, which is, it's a plus.

But I still am too spooked out. Spooky seasons too sp spooky for a moment, but it's a lot for a mouse with your human strength. You could go up and punch a tree Yeah, but some trees are tricky Some trees move and momos not about that mom. Oh, no, thank you. No. Thank you. What is it? Cocker. It's clown Cocker's clown. No, we have them on more, but we can't afford them. Turns out he's a big deal. Did you reach into my brain and pull out a fear? Now it's real because that feels like that's what I know. No, I swear this Chantometime when he was working as a god in the present. Yes, another garden of prison.

There's another garden of prison. Mm. If cockroach clown, this will help us ways your fears. If cockroach clown watches you sleep, you die in your dreams. OK. So there you go. Now you're almost sweating from everything. All of a sudden.

Are you not afraid of anything? Are you? No, of course. I'm afraid of things. Only a fool is afraid of anything. Are you? No, of course I'm afraid of things. Only a fool is afraid of nothing. I am afraid of the darkness that threatens to overtake us all. I am afraid of standing up and doing nothing when a champion is needed in this world.

I am afraid of cockroach clown. Yeah. I don't blame you. Do you find that there's anything that's afraid of cockroach clown. Yeah. I don't blame you. Do you find that there's anything that's afraid of you? Like, do you strike fear into anything's hearts? As soon as my siblings realized I had human strength, all of a sudden, everyone was a little scared of Momo. Oh, it gave you a wide breath, that's the same.

Everyone stopped borrowing my clothes. You know what siblings? Everyone borrows each other's clothes. No more. Wait, are you wearing clothes right now? Yeah. Momore's a little too-too sometimes when you feel inflirty. Let's fall.

Well, you're hitful. It's spooky season. Anything is possible. Oh, I see. It was a trick head. Very good. Very good. I mean, I had Momow getting into the spirit a little bit.

Very spooky. I decorate me and Mayor Manana's house. We decorate. Are you living together? Oh, I did. I forget to mention that we moved in together. What? Your house, you're living your co-habitating?

And then the first night we moved in together, we sat on the empty floor and we ate food together. That's so adorable. Oh, do you ever? Yeah, just imagine that you're welcome. Oh. A mouse in a banana eating on the empty floor, madly in love. I love to dress him up in a little vest with the winged tips shoes.

Oh, have you been spying on us? Oh, yes. Sometimes he wears that and we dance. Oh, I don't want to put you on a spot, but Mara Manana is right there. I know. Would you mind showing us a little dance with Mara Manana? Oh, yeah, this won't be humiliating at all.

Also, there's still lipstick. Yeah, no, I know. You know. He says that he's afraid of nothing. He said, with me by his side, he no longer feels fear. Oh. Only a fool is afraid of nothing. Why?

What was that? Nothing. Nothing. I coughed. Can you believe how in love we are? Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! What do you, I find- Oh, this is infectious. I am in love with this love. I love your love. Thank you. What are you two having common? Oh my gosh.

What don't we have in common? Tushie. Asked and answered. Well, the world definitely wasn't built for both of you. Ooh. Yeah, but world definitely wasn't built for both of you. Ooh. Yeah, but we figure it out. He's hilarious. He does make me laugh a lot.

Yeah, he's very funny. I mean, he's not a stalk. Storks are so funny. Storks are so funny. They're so funny. Chump doesn't know any stalks. No. You don't?

No. He also doesn't know any eagrets, which are obviously birds. Oh, Momos are afraid of birds, too. Really? Yeah, well, I went to high school with a lot of birds. Okay. And they did not like momo Really? Well, that aged birds, you know, they're working a lot of things out. They were probably just insecure. Probably. What were you like in high school? Well, I told you this before, my superlative was most likely to fall in a lake and have no one notice. But they went wrong, so you can't blame him.

Oh, he's getting down on one knee. No, he's not. Oh. Is he? Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because he's a pinnacle. Yeah.

Yeah, he could just be propped up on his end, but it looks like he's on one knee. He keeps doing this thing because we, we, I mean, we're moving in together. And we're like talking about next steps. What's this voice? I don't know. I'm feeling fun and flirty.

And we're in a two-two today. It's flirty, Momo. So I don't know. I feel like it's on the horizon. What do you think? Stop it. Well, we don't want to put too much pressure on you, but if you do happen to get engaged, do it on the show.

No, no, we'll keep the action off the show. No, no, no. We need those downloads. No, well, wait, well, wait. Well, we're getting into spooky season best they can. Yeah. And yeah, just so like all the little baby animals and baby kids around our neighborhood.

I think baby kids are just called babies. I don't know. Baby kids. That sounds right. Doesn't that sound right? Yeah. Well, I think it's just babies. Baby animals and babies. Were you a baby kid?

Are you just blue mist or something? I was originally blue mist that formed into a full-sized man who got bored with that, became a small child, lived under a staircase, grew up again, went to school. For a while, I was a parakeet and then a woman, and then I went back to this. A natural order. Parakeet then woman.

Yes, and a natural woman. You make me feel like a natural woman. Mama, we just started season two of Get Nuts. We're trying to figure out what the new angle is, what the new hot take is. Well, what if you, I mean, you two know a lot about a lot of things. What if it was like a relationship advice show?

Like people come in and you like help themselves some problems. Not that we have problems. We're fine, but I mean hypothetically. Well, I mean, everyone has problems. Everyone has things they need to work on. They may not be problems per se, but there must be something to may or man and anodos that gets on your, your nose a bit. Oh, no. Well, you may not think at all. Even ifana does that gets on your your nose a bit. Oh, no.

Well, you may have seen it all. Even if you don't have problems, that's a problem. Ooh. Good point. Save, save more stuff like that. Did you just wink? Some say something cool makes it uncool if you wink immediately after. I thought it was kind of fun and flirty.

Yeah, well, that sort of Momo's job today. You're not wearing a tutu, so relax. And we asked, we asked Momo, but we haven't asked to me on Manana. Do you have anything that bothers you that Momo does, me on Manana? I'm not. Silence.

Well, it seems things, everything is wine in roses right now. Are you two doing anything for spooky season? No, just a jump for a doctor but that's about it that's it you're not getting in the spirit of spooky sometimes in spooky season i will transform myself into a giant bat and then i'm not a series of that's just a series of that's uh... a giant that's and then i will swoop down upon unsuspecting individuals. And then at the last second I'll turn back into Yusurou and go, surprise! Do you ever take anyone's eyes? Because I have a fear of that.

Oh, so do I. I, some giant cultures took my eyes once. Did I already say this? Yeah. Well, some giant cultures took my eyes once. What did they do with them? Oh, I have a question. Momo has a follow up question. Please. Could you still see through your eyes when they had your eyes? Oh, of course. I'll be obviously. Hold on.

It's like a... With their beak, with their talents, we're looking down their throat. Were you looking out at the world? Yes, they were perfectly held in their beaks so that I can see everywhere they were flying. That sounds exciting. It was interesting at first,

but why it was so difficult to get them back? Because I had to wait until they were flying. That sounds exciting. It was interesting at first, but why it was so difficult to get them back? Because I had to wait until they saw me. And then move, remembering that I'm seeing it from their point of view, in order to grab the eyeballs and shove them back into my head. You live the most interesting life. Well, and for a long time, they weren't looking

at me at all, and I had to go around most of them going, hey, I've got Vulture Food, Vulture Food right here. I feel like I've been doing spooky season. Yes, yes, luckily it was. Otherwise, I wouldn't look like a fool. Also, please, spooky season. Spooky season. I think this might be season two is anecdotes. Just one little anecdote. That's fun. And I also like working in relationship advice. So let's maybe, since we roleplayed earlier,

let's maybe do a little roleplay in terms of, we'll give advice for you and Mayor Manana. OK, hypothetically, we've got the perfect couple. So make up a problem. Just for fun, maybe a problem you have a fear of emerging in your relationship. Okay, hypothetically he's rotting and will soon be dirt. Great great great great great great great so so we can do a lot with this we can do a lot

with this. Do you need like a little like theme song to go into your relationship advice? Do you have one? I'll make one up. Here we go. Relationship, relations to be advised when time and you said, oh, our news not here. I like it. I have zero notes. Perfect.

I've also already forgotten it, so. So let's work through this problem, you said, or let's give them some sound advice. So soon, Mayor Manana will go back to the earth, which he came from. Right? Do bananas have seeds? Oh, things have seeds.

So know that when Mayor Manana dies, his seeds will go into the ground, and a new banana will sprout out if that's how bananas work. But first, I'm going to use some of his seeds. We're going to start a family. Oh, no. I do say, oh, no to that. I wasn't prepared for the phrase, I'm going to use some of his seeds. We're going to start a family. Oh, no. I do say, oh, no to that. I wasn't prepared for the phrase, I'm

going to use some of his seeds. Yeah, Momo is not pleased with that either. There may be other options here. If you want to stop him from rotting, you could use a magical spell or a potion to reverse the effect. You could put him in a very cold climate for a long time. You could move very far into the north. Perhaps past Fingaria.

Yeah, freeze-dryum. Yes, all of these things could work. Perhaps I don't think there are seeds in bananas. Well, then how do they grow more bananas? I don't know. Is the peel a seed? No, that can't be right. I Is the peel a seed? No, that can't be right. I think the peel's a seed.

That seems like an idea a baby kid would have. It's just a baby. It's just a baby. It's just about baby kid. Don't ask you. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me.

Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. pit inside of banana that I've just been eating and not noticing. I think the seeds are on the peel. That's what I said. But they're not the whole peel.

They're in the peel. Well, where do we get the phrase, pan of peel, and there's a banana? I don't know. Where do we get that phrase? Well, they have to have seeds. They must have seeds, of course. They go on trees, right? And they're like, balls.

What's up? How did bananas reproduce? Momma should have asked, I'm sorry. I don't know much about that. Oh, that's a rare banana. Oh, yep. Good idea. Oh, he fell asleep. Perhaps this is the whole purpose of season two

of getting nuts, but actually change it to be getting bananas. Yeah. And we get to the bottom of how bananas reproduce. All of us cereal. Yes. I think that's 4 million episodes worth of content. Yeah.

So when you said you're going to take some of this seed and start a family, is that how bananas reproduce? Well, that's how we're going to reproduce. And describe to me what you think you babies will look like. Sorry, your baby animals will look like. OK, so whoo. Is it just a mouse emerging from a banana? That's so cute.

Or maybe like peeking out. Like it's like, like, capping and a little mouse face peeking out. And then oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I think she's reproducing.

No, Mama's just so happy, the idea of a mouse hatching out of a banana peop. Yeah, and it never, it never fully comes out. It just stays, and then maybe eventually little, like four little paws pop out. Oh, and it walks around. Oh, can it have a little stuck in cap with a ball on the top? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I love have a little stocking cap with a ball on the top? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I love my future kids. How many kids do you want?

A hundred. A bunch. A bunch. Yeah. Yeah. I should have said a bunch. Yeah. Well, I hope that happens for you.

Do you have any names picked out? I know I'm getting married soon. You're invited, of course, and you that happens for you. Do you have any names picked out? I know I'm getting married soon. You're invited, of course, and you have a plus one. We've talked about kids. We don't know. I only have one sperm, so it's going to be a little tricky. Do you have any names picked out? Well, your kids be half wizard or half B.

He will not be half wizard. Well, he's a wizard. No, he is not. I think he's a wizard. No, he is not. I think he's a wizard. Well, I think we'd have to find a surrogate. Well, Momo does like attention. And if that gets Momo attention. Doesn't my being pregnant to get attention?

Yeah, big time. Do you have any names for your kids? Did you have kids? Any family kids? If you might have kids? Any family names? Any. A Tussie door? Oh! Chad.

Arnie. Oh my gosh. Table, chair. Oh, all the big ones. Podcast. Can I... We have to set and stone. Your baby's going to be named Podcast.

Yeah. I mean, it's a, I have Podgis. It's a mouse peeking out from between a banana called Podgis. Have you considered the name Yusador? Yeah, she said Tusador. I said Tusador. OK, never mind. What did you say? Well, see, if I had twins, which I hope I don't,

because they're terrifying. Twins? I would name one Tus, sadore, and one, you sadore. And I'd say these are my two little wizards, twins. You would name one, you sadore, and two, two, sadore. Not the other way around. That's triplets.

Mom was confused. John, did you get to the email? Yeah, let's take a look here. This is from Sabrina. Sabrina says, getting nuts should turn into getting email uh... yeah let's take a look here uh... this is from subrina subrina says get nuts should turn into getting months where you find homes for all the homeless dogs and food what a good idea

the state will take care of that right i suppose so if you believe that the dog catcher can do their job which i don't government uh... this one's from Emily. Emily says, I have a snickers for you. Excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom. Nice. Well, I think this is a very good start for a very good season.

I'm very happy with what we've done so far. I think I'm still open to figuring out exactly what the show will be, but... That wasn't a one-byte sneak. LAUGHTER You flew too close to the sun. LAUGHTER Oh, I almost died, you guys. I almost died.

It's spooky season. Oh, my God. My biggest fear just almost came true. Oh, it almost died you guys I almost died it's spooky season. Oh my god my biggest fear just almost came true It said fun size I wasn't fun. Are you alright? No, I'm not alright. I almost died. How would you feel if a vulture came in and started to grab it your eyes Well, how would you feel if you saw a cockroach clown right now? We both be terrified. I feel like there's this room feels cold out with a sudden Promise me if I die that you'll dangle me from the ceiling with strings, so it looks like I'm moving. Of course. Promise me. I promise.

Like a little marionette. Like a little marionette. And I promise I won't tell Arnie you're dead. Thank you. At least for a little while. And I'll tug on the little strings holding you up. Thank you. Oh, can you make a wizard promise? The most solemn promise of all. Of course I can. Is that the promise that two sisters

get to make on your wedding day? The wizard's promise? Yep. I will not stain that with an answer. This is a very sacred moment when a wizard makes a promise. It's a pretty flamboyant production. OK. I cannot wait. Chant, what does it you need me to promise? I need you to promise that when I die, you will hang me from the ceiling with strings and puppet me around like a little maryonette. Thunder, lightning, thunder, lightning.

Is Momo helping? By the thunder and lightning spoke aloud by a mouse. I do here by give a wizard's promise that should chunt die he shall be hung from the rafters by tiny strings and like a marionette dance around, unbeknownst to Arnie for an unlimited period of time at my discretion. So to speak, so his promised a wizard, never lies, except for when it's necessary. Ooh, I fell asleep.

That a chill go through me. Also, did you see that Yusidor's roots are growing in? Yeah. Yeah. He, he dies his hair white. He dies his hair white. He either dies his hair white, or every day he wakes up and tries to scare himself,

so he goes to a white. I've seen it happen once before. It looks great, I can't blame him, it's a right coloring. I'm sorry, I couldn't help but over here you and I'm embarrassed to admit it but my hair has been shining black. And I've been dying it white because it's a, you know, I just, you know, I'm a little vain. There, I admit it.

I'm a little vain. You're in your hundreds, I feel like it's natural. Well, thank just, you know, I'm a little vain. There, I admit it. I'm a little vain. You're in your hundreds, I feel like it's natural. Well, thank you, thank you. Yes. And it compliments your obsidian arm. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I painted it a fleshstone today.

Yeah. I was also embarrassed about that. So I was like, I'm gonna paint that fleshstone, but you can see. No, it looks still hard as rock. Yeah, it looks natural. Banging it against something. Ha! Yep still hard as rock. Yeah, it looks natural. Bang it against something. Ha!

Yep, hard as rock. That really hurt. Well, Momo, I want to thank you so much for coming on. Oh, of course. Thank you for sharing your fears. Thank you for opening up. What's up? I just, um, um, um, are you reproducing?

Are you alright? No, I'm not reproducing. Are you wanting to start a different trend? No, there's, I just, by biggest fear, I think has just walked in. Cockroach clown is here? No. Where? What could be scarier than cockroach clown?

That's the scariest thing in the entire spoon, except for vultures pecking your eyes out. What did you see? What did you see? What did you see? You're forgetting about the two scariest things. I called them people, but that would be wrong. Oh, twins. Oh twins and twins.

Mom, I was out of here. I almost got to go. Mom, I was too spooked. Mom, please, if you must run, I understand, but find your bravery and find your way back to us. I will find my Goodbye. Goodbye, my mom. Good luck. I wonder what it is that spookt are so badly. Perhaps it was a pair of twin babies, which I think are very cute and very sweet. Oh, yeah. They're very, look at them and dress them up the same and hold them tight next to your chest. It's a beautiful miracle of mother nature for, for one creature to mirror another creature.

Oh, it's so lovely. Yeah, it just shows truly is a wonderful. Oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Jamie and Samie. Oh, no. Jamie and Samuel! Oh no! Jamie and Samuel and Goon. Oh, what terrible misfortune it says that they have come here today! What evil will they perpetrate upon us?

Oh... No! Hello! Hello, porcelain demons! It's nice to see you. This is our favorite podcast. The script broadcasts for us. We're in love to get nuts. We listen to it every day.

And every night. Oh. Where are my hands? Where are my hands? Oh, they're playing hands Don't play hands don't play hands. Remember Now He's got jelly hands

So slippery You've been pranked You've been pranked. You've been pranked again. How embarrassing for you. Well, we're very happy to have you here on the first episode of season two of Get Nuts. Oh, we love nuts. Oh. Well, we kind of pivoted.

We're now talking about fears. Do you two have any fear? Does anything scare you to? Do you fucking freaks get scared? I am so scared that one day Samey might fall down the stairs and because he has too much blood for his skin I promise if I fall down the stairs, I will take you with me. Oh. We both thought down the stairs.

But if I land upon you, same. You're burst like a wild tomato. Tomato. And I'll be covered in your sweet pale blood. And I'll have to... I have it. Oh. Is he reproducing?

I have to drink it so that you will be inside me forever, Sammy. Oh, God. I have to wear you like a second skin. Like, you're my puppet, and I'm inside. Yes. Stop saying that word. What? Which word? Inside.

Inside? Yeah, they both keep using it. We don't go outside. We're stunted. We live in the castle. We stay inside. We stay inside. Except for one time with Daddy,

he tried to make us go to an amusement park. Cool. And what happened? We screamed. We screamed so much that everyone had to leave. Everyone had to leave in the land, in the land of Shrek. Everyone had blood coming out of their ears and the hair was straight up. Did it turn white? Yes, it did. I'll have to try that. Would you like us to scream for you, Mr. Toll?

Would you like us to scream? Yes, I suppose so. How about you get a taste of Sammy's scream? OK. Go ahead, Sammy. Is he deflating? Oh, it worked. Except for one strand. So we heard Jamie's fear.

Jamie, do you have a fear? My greatest fear is rejection. That's a a fear. My greatest fear is that it's rejection. Well, that's a common fear. Many people fear rejection. All you have to do is believe in yourself and have the confidence to know that you are, oh, I was gonna say loved. Yeah, but that's not the right word.

Yeah, that's not the right word though. Oh, and, what? Inhabited. Inhabited from the inside. Oh, don't, You can't say that. Listen, I just need to make it this claimer. Maybe use it or maybe this should be. Season two should be getting nuts after dark. Because of the mature contents. Yes, this is mature contents, not meant for small children or baby animals or baby kids. But we are small children.

Yes, we are small 18 year old children. Yes, but we do have all our fun at night. Night. See, I know I'm supposed to ask a follow-up question to be a good host. But I don't want an answer! Oh, I'll tell you what we do at night. Merry pranking! Merry pranking! Yeah! Oh, well that's not as bad as I thought what sort of fun merry pranks do you have.

Well, our daddy has been very sad lately because he lost his girlfriend. Oh, so sad. Yes. And the other night he woke up and we had put him inside a giant dollhouse. And we'd locked all the doors and we dressed him up as a little doll. And we put another little doll inside the house with him. And we said, this is your new wife and our new mommy. Aren't you happy? We were saying this from behind the glass because

he's alone in the door. Yes, obviously. And we watched him. We watched him scream for months and months and months. So if this went on for a matter of weeks and months did, at what point did he accept this new life? BUBBLIEEEES! Month 6! Month 6, that's when we took him out, because it was no more fun for us. As soon as he accepted it, you're like, nope, real world! Sorry, sucker! Yes, yes, and then we, and then we, and then we used him.

They're getting lost in each other's eyes, and used him. And then we used him. They're getting lost in each other's eyes. They're used to him. And then we used him. For nuts, actually. Yes. We put pine nuts in his ears, and then same eight them out of his ears. Don't two things to not say. Inside and eight out.

Don't it's getting nuts night or after dark, but we can't keep saying that stuff. I think that trees, I don't even like to call them trees. It's getting nuts night or after dark, but we can't keep saying that stuff. I think that trees, I don't even like to call them trees, I call them tall handsome men. And the nuts, no. And the nuts are like their private parts. And we climb up their bodies and we don't, we're not allowed to climb. Stop them in your pockets. He's just imagining, because we've never been in the forest.

We've never touched a tree. We've never touched a tree. What have I been climbing? Same you've been climbing. Same you don't. Where has this secret garden you've been climbing in? I've been going out into the into the back and I've been going through a gate. Say no. Say me.

And I've been wandering through this little garden. I'm just relieved to learn they can do things without one another. Yeah, right? Oh, save it. And then I've been finding the secret nuts. Hey, Rook, use it or? Yes, yes. We should kill them, right? Let's see how this plays out.

You don't have the guts to kill us. Oh, no, we heard. We don't want any trouble. Arnie said no killing. Sorry, son, can I mention? Yes, no killing. Out of spite, I'm out. I'm going to make you.

He wants me to kill him. Go ahead. If you try to kill him, you will see your hand through the back of his neck because of his clear gecko skin. And you will be so upset by the undead deed of murder that will give him plenty of time to prank you and you'll wish you'd never touched him at all. Now in the entire history of getting nuts,

I'd say we've only killed three or four guests. Yeah. So I think you're relatively safe, considering there have been four million episodes before now. But I am curious. I don't want to kill you. But I'm curious, if you died, what would the other one do? Kill myself immediately.

Yes, if we could not somehow absorb one another's essence and become greater and more powerful once we finally inhabited the same super twin. If somehow I could liquefy, save me, and I could pour him into me through some sort of orifice or baste myself within with a big basting wand, and... You know what a basting wand is? It's a magical wand for basting. Oh, for basting. Fuck me. It would either be death or eternal life.

That's the dream. Well, I am a wizard,iliar with all forms of arcane knowledge and mystical arcane lost wisdom. Know this. If one of you dies and you want to consume the other, come give you Siddharle call. I'll help you out. Thank you.

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Oh, that's right. That's why he feels rejection, so tell them how the joke goes, Femis. OK, so you're lost in the woods. That's why he feels rejection so tell them how the joke goes, Amy. Okay, so you're lost in the woods and you've been lost for days and you're going and you're searching for somebody and you can't find them and then you crawl into a little dark cave. But the cave is your own mind and when you get deep, deep inside it, you find a banana. And then you feel like the banana is really shoe-horned into this.

I'm fine following. And then how fat are you once you eat that banana? So the joke is a set up to a joke. I'll bite how fat are you? Fatta then a bloated, drowned little girl. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER No, no, no.

It's funny because, drowns little girls, they are, they bloat up like, like they're very fat, like they've eaten too many bananas. That is funny. Yeah, I guess I get it. Does that answer your question, John? Just say yes. Just say yes. I've always wanted to be a drowned little girl.

I've always wanted to be a drowned little boy. Oh. Don't go inside each other. We've got another question here. This is from Billy W. says, Yusudor and Nuts run a dating game that is called Getting a Nuts. So they want season two to be a dating show. All right.

Can we be guests? Hi, surprise. To the back, too. I'm afraid she will. Well, let's do that Yus should or is you two are contestants vying for you so doors hard Oh, yes sure, all right. We can do that So you're the host. Yeah, welcome back to getting a nuts. Who are two contestants vying for you so doors heart? Um, my name is bubble bus And my name is Nimble Widget.

I'm going to pretend like I don't know which one to switch. Okay. Of course there's a screen, a magical screen in place. So Bumble Puss, tell us a little bit about yourself. Why should you do so to or choose you? Because if he chose me, I'd put him in a big dollhouse. And I would be a doll that would be covered in sticky breakfast food. And every day he could nibble away at me a little bit more.

Until one day, He would totally... Don't. There's two things you can't say. You're about to say one of them. I would wind up, housed within. He's body. Contestant number two. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Why should you sedor the wizard choose you? You're lost in the woods. Oh.

Why did you two bother changing your names if you're not going to roleplay? And you have no clothes. You have no clothes at all. And then out of the darkness like I emerge and I'm wearing your clothes and I say I'm you but beautiful More beautiful than you could ever imagine You store any questions for the contestant number one. Yes Bubbles if you are an ice cream what flavor of ice cream would you be and why would I want to lick you? Don't lean into it.

I would be flavoured as a pie nut and housed within a human ear therefore, delectable in two ways. Think about it. Is that satisfying your answer? Yeah, it's a good answer. Nimble widget, I wanted to know if we were going on our third date,

why would you bring me as a gift? Bring you as a gift. Why would you bring me as a gift? Oh, bring you as a gift. Oh, I think I would bring you a tiny, tiny doll that's perfectly modeled on you. And I would bring it to you and I would say, look, here you are, and then I would put you up inside to me. No. And then I would put you up inside to me. No.

And then I would say, your next, your next, he's visibly hard. Oh, he might look like it, but he's always very, very soft. He might look like it, but because he has more flammest than he should have for his amount of skin. He's always flaccid in soft Like a water bed as a boy Well, you sure it's time to make your choice who's gonna be

Bumble not or Susie pebb. It's a hard decision They're both terrifying and upsetting and unsettling and gross. But I have to pick Nimble, would you? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I would have picked it too. Yes, I know. Go touch him. I just go touch him now. Oh, no. I hate it. I hate it so much. I've mastered the art of kissing. Show him how you kiss, Sammy.

See, you have to create a vacuum seal around the other person's mouth. With your mouth. Oh, shit. If you kiss him in his hat shot straight up in the air, if you create the vacuum seal, all of your saliva can go into the other person's mouth. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

And my teeth always come out, so I put my teeth into your mouth. And then I put them right back in. That's the great thing about teeth, as you can jam them right back in. All of that just happened. All of it. Oh, well, you taste that. I call that the sauce. Oh, mother fuck.

Things are really off to a rip-roin stardia on the second season of getting my- I should baste myself in his sauce sometimes. Hold on, Momos back. Momos facing, Momos feared, so Momos can give some information to the group. Momos been running up and down the street asking how bananas are reproduced.

And I have some information. So much to Momos surprise. A lot of bananas nowadays are reproduced asexually. So, okay. And they're not, they're not from trees or palms or herbs. It's so confusing. And they don't come from seeds, but bulbs or rhythms, which are like roots? I don't know. But then when they bloom their flowers at first, I don't know what to do. You two are so scary. See, she doesn't know as much about the one that she loves as she thought. Samey and I came from the same seed. Oh.

And hence you shall return, I assume. Well, I think that's it for Get Not Season 2 Episode 1. Yeah, I know. Would you mind, say me, to take us out on a sweet, sweet joke? Oh, I'll tell a sweet, sweet joke. Once upon a time there was an old man in an old house Oh, I'll tell a sweet, sweet joke. Once upon a time there was an old man in an old house and he lay there dying and in the middle of the night

at 3.33 AM, the night doctor came in and the night doctor decides whether you live or die. And it's not a thing. It's not a thing. It's a series of questions. And with those questions, he decides whether you should, whether he should euthanize you, or whether he should cure you of all your ills.

And he asks, yes, you, what's your favorite color? What's your favorite amusement park ride? Have you ever been to the ocean? I love this one. I love this one so much. And the old man answered all the questions correctly, except the very last one. Oh, here we go, punch line.

He said, I am so fat. You're so cute. How fat was he? As fat as a bloated, drowned girl. APPLAUSE Yes. LAUGHTER Very good.

Very good. My favorite part about that joke was there was definitely a cure. I haven't gotten to the punchline and then he was euthanized. I just a couple of W-ats, J-Zero, H-D-R-E-N-S. That's our show! Get nuts! Like a B side of a B side. Like Frazier having a spin off about Bulldogs Neighbor use it or the wizard was played by Matt Young Chant the shape shifter was played by Adel Raffa Mom of the mouse with human strength was played by special guest Aaron Keith check out Aaron's podcast with Adel Hey riddle riddle where they try to solve terrible riddles if you're in Chicago check out her show Emerald County Bank

And trust at second city November 17th, 24th, and December 1st. Jamie and Sammy, the creepy twin children of Baron Ragnoune, were played by Gretchen Ang and Brad Pike. See them perform with Devil's Daughter, 1030 Every Tuesday Night, at Chicago's I-O Theatre. Special thanks to the Kalamazoo improv festival and Dave's meat and nuts for providing delicious nuts to everyone in the audience. Oh, that's so cool.

Hello from The Magic Tavern is produced by Arnie Neacamp, Ryan DeGeorgie, and Evan Jacover. This episode edited by Garrett Schultz, getting nuts themed song by Brian Shard. If you want to see Hello from The Magic Tavern live, don't forget there's a big live winter solstice show in Chicago, November 27th, just when the solstice isn't. For ticket info, go to the Solstice isn't. For ticket info, go to www.holophonthemagictavern.com and click the Lives Show's tab. So are we going to talk about what happened to the alabaster room? Yeah, it kinda got sheared off by a solar flare.

Trisha, a reckoning is coming over your space bunker loyalties. And I'd like to remind you who shared all that homemade guac with you just last night. What? I made that guacamole. Yes you did. But who brought it to you? In a bowl. We have bowls. You have got to be kidding me. Bye!