Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 92 - Badgelor Party

Episode Date: January 21, 2019

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, all right. All right, go ahead, Mundle. Badgerlare Party slash Badgerlare Party, a hello from the magic tavern, jam. Not the thing with Tom Hanks. Nailed it. If you've never listened to the podcast before, you probably turned it off already. There's a bunch of shit about me falling through a dimensional portal, but it's not about me. It's not about me

right now. Today it's not about you. Today it is not about me Arnie Neckamp, a man from Ohio who fell through a dimensional portal behind a man from Ohio. That sounds like a solo shot. How can I say Ohio? Why don't you do a you should write a play called a man from Ohio. I mean I am from Ohio but I almost never talk about that because are there are other famous earthlings from Ohio. Sure, there's a bunch of presidents. Ooh, did they grow in bunches?

You presidents grow in trees and bunches? Yeah, which presidents? Is there like a growth for a president? Mm-hmm, probably that one. I'm smart enough to know that there are a lot of Ohio presidents, any from Cleveland? Mm-hmm, like in a grove of a... That doesn't sound. I'm smart enough to know that there are a lot of Ohio presidents. Any from Cleveland? Hmm. Like in a grove of a...

That doesn't sound... Here's... Why did I get tricked into agreeing with you? Any from Columbus? Um, Christopher? Hmm. I just feel like I'm sounding like more than idiot than I want to. Even for this part.

No, no, no, no, no. But much more importantly, John, you're getting married. Hashtag get what? And as I've learned on Finn, the bad jiller and bachelor parties happen a little further out. From the wedding. Yep. And so I'm just excited to share that with you and to record it for a special episode of our podcast. Thank you so much.

You don't mind that we're documenting everything that happens during the special night, do you? No, no, no, no. I think that's part of the fun of it is that, you know, it's just going to be that I can listen back to it years from now and recall what a grand time I had, you know. And I do want to say, um, I thank you for making this about me. I do want to apologize because I know a few weeks ago was your birthday and I failed to acknowledge that. And as my best best friend I feel I owe you something so I got you a gift so you just want to open that. Be very careful because inside are a dozen little presents. It's dangerous. No, it's not dangerous but you just want to be very

careful. They're very, very fragile presents each one as a golden gift inside. A little golden gift. Maybe got a dozen little presents. A dozen presents with a golden inside. You're going to have a shell of a good time opening it. They're eggs. It's a dozen eggs.

But what's inside it? I don't think he gets it yet. Eggs, thank you! I just thought, you know, that that might be something you'd enjoy. They're farm fresh. Yeah. They're not berries. They're farm fresh, they're from hens. Oh, that's great!

That's from a rooster. Are we giving on to his belated birthday gifts? I think so. Okay, here's your cimitar. Oh! It's the traditional gift that you give to someone when they turn 75 You start I'm not 75 I turn oh you're 80 then you get a site No, these are

Depressively depressing presence you give to old people. Oh, no way When you hit 75 you saw some Vim and Vigororan you can use your Simitar to strike down your enemies Yeah, and then what about the Scythe? Oh, that's an indicator of death. This is a mean for humans. How old you turn I turned 43 a couple weeks ago. Oh 43. Yeah Congratulations. Thank you. Why would you say ah? Oh, it just doesn't seem right. What do you mean? It doesn't seem right. No, I'm just saying like it doesn't, because I seem so young. Yeah, you look, I mean, yeah. You look, I look.

What would you say? How old would you say I look? Oh, how old is anybody look? I mean, everyone looks the certain age. You look, you are the best you you can look. If looks, if looks were love, love were looks look you hear lovey Lou How many looks could love love look if look look look good look okay? I'll take it. I'll choose to take it. You you said I really got back into a corner

You really stood your ground. Yeah, I was very proud of you I thought to just go like talk to your version till his shut up But you know what guys today is not about my beautiful, useful face. It's about chunt and you're getting married and it's your Badgerler party. Ooh, Badgerler party. Badgerler night.

Badger, oh, yes. Badger night. Hmm, I don't wanna say that one. Badger night. Badger night. Guess what also, tell the city it. See it, Badger night. Thank you. NIGHT! NIGHT! Guess what also? Tell the Psy! Say it! Say it. NIGHT.

Thank you. Yeah, tell the Psy here. Tell the Psy. How you doing, buddy? TOW BIT! Do you mind telling the guys that dirty Limerick you told me? Listen to this. RUN!

RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! Oh, shit! Can we air that? Do we need to cut that that oh, yes, we could cut it out of space I mean, I don't know what he said and I don't know how people on earth will understand you may translate no well Give me the highlights Well, there's no highlights. It's all low lights. Oh, it's filthy 30

And I am you shouldudor, Wizard of this amazing Federal Party! Yes, thank you so much. Arnie, I want to thank you for putting this on. You are my best man. You used to think you were being here. You're my best wizard. Talbot, of course, is my best badger. I got a...

Wait, hold on, you have... Best ghost. I got a best tree. I got a best bear. I got a best witch. I got a best boy. I got a best girl. I got a best woman. I got a... Chant, ch a best witch, I got a best boy, I got a best girl, I got a best woman, I got a chant, chant.

Here, you want to put your drink on your best coaster. Oh, thank you for the best coaster on this best table, that's my best drink. Oh, it takes a lot of time to get it married. Yeah, I thought I was, I thought as best man, I was sort of like the most important support person for you in this whole. You're the most important man that's good at part taking my winning. What did you... Oh, okay. No, I mean, no. I thought in my world you'd just have like...

one person like a best... Fireworks! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, that's amazing! This is it. Fireworks have ever seen me. Look at that. They turned into one big dragon and they chased that teacher right. Yes, incredible Amazing those kids will surely get expelled. Yeah, well, okay. Well anyway, I don't want to make it about me again

It's John. It's about you. It's your special. It's about me. It's my special nights So am I still in charge of the bachelor party? Yeah, the best man does most of the heavy lifting Oh, but you know, I got a best of everything. Okay, sure. Well, anyway, you know what, I've been trying to read up on what happens in a bachelor party on Fune, all kinds of stuff. And then I remembered on Earth, the most important thing about a bachelor party. You have bachelor parties on Earth? Well, we have bachelor parties.

Yeah, well, I have one of those. And on Earth, the most important thing is that the best man, whatever is their most invested in happening, that's what you do. So if the best man is like, this is gotta be super fucking dirty. It's even if it's like not really what the groom wants, like that's what it's gonna be. So I thought, I will do what I know

and we'll have an Earth-style bachelor party. Because you wanna know about Earth stuff, right? Yes. And you've picked an Earth-best man, so it's only fair to honor some of his traditions. I mean, Arnie, you've briefly one time you got drunk and told me a little bit about this, but I don't, if you're gonna have a person get on the table

and slowly rip off articles of clothing one at a time, I don't really want that. No, no, no, that's a thing. I don't want that either. Oh, I, you know, there are different ways that Earth Bachelor parties could be. Sure. Sometimes people get drunk and they're stupid. That's what I'm saying. I'm kind of like the close-up. I'm like, well, off at once. Onnie, yes. It's time got canceled. We just learned that. So we're not going to see X-Tan. I know, but I have a backup plan

besides watching X-Tan Season 2. Sometimes, if you want to have a real great crazy bachelor party, you play a bunch of board games. You play a bunch of board games. What are your fingers doing? I haven't said that. Points? We're gonna play some board games.

Pointing in opposite directions. This is not dancing It is for me I wouldn't pick up those party crackers in front of you and get ready to pull the string. Ooh, how about you going? Here you go, buddy Whoa a bulk instructor oh Zebra holy cow mine had a bat Wow, what now they're attacking each other? Oh, Zebra! Holy cow! Mine had a bad. Wow!

Now they're attacking each other. Yes, you magicked animals into these little crackers. Just amazing! Oh, you're the best wizard. I'm in charge of fireworks and party favors. Of course, I do want to state just, I mean, I think it goes without saying, but use theores the best wizard because technically two stores out of the running because you know, I can't Marrying him. He's the best wizard to me, but you know, I just want to you know make it now

So are we the best manager on wedding? No, that's true. Yeah, of course It can be the best wizard. Yeah, and tell us the best badger because I don't want to call myself the best badger That seems a little oh So should we transition from the bachelor party into the bachelor party? Oh, I mean, I brought Cater Doctor Legacy if you don't want to- Oh, wow. That- That's the one that's like, it's like seasons of Cater Doctor, but you'd like rip out some of the cards or put stickers on that sound. Like halfway through suddenly, it's like-

Seems like a chore. It's like a sassy cat instead of just a kid. Sassy cat. Oh, do we get to like name the cats? Can I say I want to play that? But only if we're all going to give it to it. Um, I can do it. Because I don't want to get like eight months in and then abandon the game.

I don't know. I feel like we, I mean, like five months into it. But that's, I feel like it's that you get it at that point. I feel like you need a weekend to like just sit down and just play through the whole damn thing. Oh, I agree But you know sometimes people Commitment is hard and that's why we're here right to celebrate commitments because commitment is hard Do you do anything in life sure? So I just want to say if we're gonna play this game I want to commit to it and we're proud of you

Shunt for making such a big important commitment in your life, which is why we're here celebrating the sea. Thank you, Yusudor. Arnie, do you want to say anything to me? I think you're great. And I'm excited. I'm glad to be here. I just want to put it in opposite direction.

This is how I dance. I think you're great. And you know what? I think we're going to have a great time. I think so too. You know what, if we want're gonna have a great time. I think so too. You know what, if we wanna transition to the Bachelor Party part from the Bachelor Party, yeah, it's up to you, whatever you wanna do.

Right, down it backs me up. Wee wee wee wee. In nasty boy. Let's have a little bit more Bachelor Party, because I do wanna let you know, I don't know if I mentioned this before. For the Bachelor Party, I can't be here. What? Info in the Bachelor Party is all about, you know I don't know if I mentioned this before. For the bachelor party I can't be here. What? Info in the bachelor parties all about you know people getting to know the significant

other. So for the bachelor party it's gonna be you two and two-store and the three of you all hanging get to know each other. What did anybody tell me? Oh I should have told you. We assumed you knew. Yeah I shouldn't have to walk you through how to throw a bachelor party. But okay. But what are you gonna do?

Do it. Vegetables. You're gonna go slow some up. I'll plant oats. I have a acre of land that I'm gonna grow oats on. You know, you don't talk enough about your farming. It's such a big part of your life. I'm a very agricultural boy,

and I have a plot of land that I do want to grow oats on so that you know at some point I can reap the harvest and you know so I'm going to go sell those wilded them. You know I can tell like sometimes if you spend a weekend on your farm you just come back relaxed yeah and in a good mood like there's just something that really centers you about so on your outside your farm. Yeah I don't know what it is. Yeah. Yusador has another party favorite to reveal.

What? Chant, I know how you love wordplay. So for the badgerler party, I made us each a badge to wear. Oh, matchnights. Badge night. Mine says Yusador. Mine says Sheriff. That's what I am. Mine says...and oh mine says sheriff. That's what I am mine says and I

Got distracted Okay, can you just no no no no absolutely be an and yes Before I leave and two story gets here. What do you what else you want to do? I mean resource given me fireworks and animals and badges. Did you have anything besides poor games? Yes, I have a gift for you. I was going to give it to you at the end of the night, but I guess you're not going to be here. I'll give it to you now.

Yeah, sounds great. I know you lost something very important, and I've been doing a lot of research about magic stuff lately about ways to maybe get myself home. And this seems to be about you. And I was able to pay someone to do a spell to reach into a plot hole dimension and pull out your spam. A plot hole dimension? Yeah, a plot hole dimension.

I guess they said it's sort of like a pocket dimension, but more convenient. Does our show have any plot hold dimension? I think every reality has a couple plot hold dimensions and that's fine until they're become too many and then that really destroys the entire structural integrity of a world. But one or two is fine, I think. Yeah, you can always be magic the way.

Yeah, so I like, I didn't know exactly what happened to your sperm I don't but I got it back Ernie, buddy you could have mailed that to me You know you can always post come oh yeah, I thought you can mail other people's sure like return to sender Yeah, so to speak yeah people don't check those envelop looks. Oh, okay. Well anyway, thank you so much I don't you know, I thought I lost this again. Let me just put it on my neck. You're thank you so much Y'all of course you're welcome I don't know if it's weird to like give you your sperm

It's weird. I mean it wasn't weird until you said give you your sperm I mean, I don't know if it's weird did the sperm that you poke into your penis when you want to have a kid Yeah, I mean they're're making it to talk about it. The year you I mean he's the one that put the sperm in the vial in the first place like I'm not making it weird I'm just gonna put it on his shoulder and walk around like an idiot like a continental soldier Well, it's still you can wear around his neck That's fine. I mean, you're just the thank you for the gift. That's I mean, it's really fantastic Thank you so much. Also, I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know I mean, it's really fantastic. Thank you so much. Also, I don't know what's gonna happen.

I don't know if I'm ever gonna use this or how that would physically work sometimes, but if I do have a child, I want the two of you to be the goddess father. Would you be the goddess father of my kid? I would love to do that. For every day, I think of little phone, a sweet little face, and how much I loved caring for just a single week, and if anything ever happened to you, Chunt, and you had a child, I would fight through heaven and hell to protect him.

Well, you don't have to go through heaven and hell, I think if you just protect. Okay, I mean if the fight took you there, I could go around, mate. It just seems that sometimes you look for the fight. Ah, wait. Arnie? Well, you know, Chunt, there have been numerous times since I've come to this world that you have asked me to be some important role in your life and every time without hesitation,

I've said yes, and I've always come to regret it. But once again, even though I'm sure, even though I don't know exactly what I'm agreeing to you And it will probably involve shit being heaped on my head. Yes, Chant, I will be your hypothetical child's goddess parent goddess goddess father goddess father. Oh you guys hug Nice. I love you guys. Yeah, thank you love you guys. Thank you so much. Oh, guys. Thank you. And just to explain what a goddess father is, is if, you know,

goddess forbid I should ever die, whether it be, you know, natural causes or, you know, murder. Yeah, probably. A goddess father would, excuse me, you'll probably be, I mean, this is a tough world. No, you're right. Natural causes. But if I do, maybe not murder, but not natural causes. If I am, you know, if a, the struckin' down, by're right, yeah. Natural causes. But if I do, maybe not murder, but not natural causes.

If I am, you know, if I've struck him down, by nature itself, or some foe, I got his father, avenges my death, and then looks after the child. No.

I asked both of you because already I know you have a hard time, you know, with all the time. I'll take care of the avenger. Just don't worry about it. I got it covered. But wait a second, if you're killed by natural causes, do we then still have to avenge your death?

Yes. So you'd have to kill... We have to go to heaven and hell itself. That's right. Again, you two have to figure that shit out. I don't want to get into the hypothetical logistics of like, if I have a heart attack, how do you avenge that? That's on your fucking shoulders. So don't make me do it We have to kill you. Well, I'm already dead

So that's on your shoulders. That's your work to figure out. I don't know how to do this work for you Okay, it's a great honor to be a goddess father So take that job and thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. No, thank you And we raise this child, but what wears Tussador in this? He's just a regular father then do we raise the child with Tussador? Or only if something happens to Tussador? No, it's just if it happens to me. Oh, Tussador would help, you know, be... Would help us?

Yeah, he wouldn't be like the primary... I don't want to leave him with a kid to raise. That seems like a burden. Single parent, Todd Life. That's a very hard life. And Talbot, I would like you to be a... Get wet nurse Would you do that?

Thank you, Talbot. What a play way to say no. Wow, that's the first non-filming Thank you for your honesty. I feel like I stepped on that toB field. Yeah, 2B field. Well, you know what, I was looking forward to spending all night kinda like all night. Well, you know what, you can go. No, let's play before I go. Okay, how about we play a quick round of one of the games you brought. Just a quick round, just, you know, just three of us and top it watching the three of us play a little game and then we'll transition into the The best part here we go. Did you bring it in your brain?

Three to bring game. No, I don't bring I don't bring anything in my brain What do we got here? What do you want play? You have a game? Do you have a earth game? You you have a game you can talk to do you want to play a foolish game? All right How about this we'll play a game? I'm gonna just pull one from my past and I wish that was the name of a game, but Pull one from your past. Yep, we can make it again. Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to decide We're gonna decide the Put your fingers down stuff fighting hmm

No, I don't have anything. What was your job back on Earth again? You know, you made games, right? You made games. Let's play a jackbox game. We don't have you and you made which games did you make? You made... Raffle? Okay. Is that what you made?

Yeah, I was part of the team. Wait, you were part of the team or you made it? Which games did you come up with? Look at these hands. I never made a thing on my lap. Stop pointing. What did you... You made a trivia murder party? Hmm. Let's play trivia murder party. I'm trying to think you know what that one probably came out after I was fell through the

Dimensional portal. No, who made that one? Some dick. What did you make? What game did you come up with? How about this? I helped out a little bit with a very popular game in my world called Quiplash. You guys will love it. Here's what'll happen. I'll do a prompt. You bow each come over the hilarious response to it and then I'll vote on which one is funny. Is this one of those ads we aren't getting paid for? I mean, look, I guess so. Jackbox game sounds like it's fun for the whole family. Party pack 5 out now I hear.

How'd you hear? Let's play Quiplash. Here we go. Um, something you'd say to your grandma that might not go well. Um, grandma, you're dying. How much time do we have? I mean we give a generous amount of time because you're entering it on your phones usually but I think verbally you can give it right away. And this goes on a shirt? Ah, that's a different game. Grandmother, I am here to warn you that the Dark Lord is preparing to take over all the food, and we must each stand up and take a bomb and fight back against... Shuntlands.

Do you remember that time? I didn't finish mine. Yeah, but there's a character alone. Alright, let's do 15 more of these. Okay, a new restaurant that just- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does Talbot get a vote? Like an audience vote? Oh, I guess so.

Talbot, what do you think? Alright, you vote it for you too. Quiplash. What was your next one you said? Movie, VAD. Just like- No, you've never seen movies. Oh, you've never saw movies? All right. OK, let me think of another one.

Something an American president might say that just might not be good to say in front of your grandma. Grandma, the president is dying. I am the president of all of the United States of America. Chunk wins. Oh, yes. I'm crushing this. I mean, even though I think the president says it, but the president talked about the

president time, but that's all right. Can I just say I really enjoy your game show host voice? Mm-hmm. Where it always starts off just Arnie, and then it gets into a little bit of this. I'm just, that's how you let him know that the funny, the part, the real saucy part is coming. Mm-hmm. Let's do one more then we'll take a break. Okay, sure.

Um, let's see here... Uh... A thing you can have for breakfast that... Just might not agree with grandma. Ooh, uh... porn. Eggs? She's allergic to eggs.

In this scenario. Use the door winds. Aww. The one time I don't say eggs. Motherfuck! the one time I don't say eggs mother fuck I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

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I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. Oh man, I can't believe we played 14 more rounds of Quiplash. I know, you guys are really good. And it's easy and fun for the whole family. It's so much fun. I mean, if I had any sort of gaming system in Earth, then I would buy those packages. Especially the one with that guest-beenage game when I think about that game I just really like the voice. Oh sure.

Eucidore any games you like? I liked bomb core. Well, flash bomb core and guest-beenage. Not available in Party Pack 5, Insta Wars now. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and head out me and Talbot are gonna go start sowing those wild oats. We Talbot gets to go with you. Yeah, he's a badger. Oh So it's just gonna be used to throwing me and and use it or yeah

Use or watch you come out from under the table. Oh Leave you all to it and Play nice, okay. Good night chant. We love you. Love you chant. Love you. Bye. Hi Hey Nice chant, we love you. Love you, love you chant. Love you, bye bye. Hi. Hey, hey, do you still hurt? Hey, how you doing? Good, I'll read you. Ah, yeah, start the bachelor party. Start the bachelor party.

Okay, I don't know how, I wasn't expecting you to be here, I guess I don't know how this part works. Oh, I think Chant mentioned it earlier. I mean, I heard some muffled sounds from other of the table, but it sounded like he explained it pretty well. What happens is you get to know the significant other of the person going married, which is me. So I guess just like, I don't know, get to to know me ask me questions. Let's just hang out and have a great time I guess I can't think of any good like structure to Get to know somebody like is there a thing just come from a place of curiosity

All right, we'll play a game of quip lash. I'll start us off. No, no, no, no, no, hold on hold on This is always a great first question to ask at a bachelor party. Oh, this sounds fun. So, Tussle-Doh, how's your wife? She's good. As soon you're talking about Madeline. Yes, yeah. Yeah, she's doing quite well. Oh, that's good. It's good to hear.

Is she excited about the wedding? Yeah, she is. She'll be there and she's hoping to participate in some way. And yeah, she's very much a prusive chunt. I just have to say that all my friends and my wife and everyone I know love in a door chat. So I hope that the feeling is mutual. Oh, we love an adore Chuchu as well. Well, I meant in terms of the chance friends all like me. Oh yes. Oh yes, too. So I know that we had our differences when we first met.

But I've come to find you quite charming and engaging. Oh. Oh yes, I am engaged. Arnie, what he said, let's play a round of quip lash. Oh, okay. And then we'll play a round of dragons, Talon. Okay. All right, well, let's do a round of quip lash.

It's fun to play this game with people you don't know, right? Oh sure, absolutely. Yeah, people that you're comfortable saying saucy things around. Oh, sounds good. And I do wanna just preface this game by saying that I am funny. Oh! Usually people who aren't funny have to say they're funny, but this is the one exception.

I'm funny. Oh, good to know that you're funny. Thank you. I hadn't heard. Yeah, I'm funny. Oh well good to know that you're funny. Thank you. I hadn't heard. Yeah, I'm a bit of a joke, sir. What? Knock knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there? Who's there? Come in. I get it. Good? Yeah. Okay.

Do you get it? I don't. What's there to get? Oh, yeah. Okay. Do you remember when we taught don't. What's there to get? Oh, yeah, okay. Do you remember when we talked to you about not knock jokes? I think so. I can't tell if I'm just not getting knock knock jokes or Tussler's knock knock jokes. Tomato, tomato. Let's play around with the play. All right. Okay. Well, something you would say to your groom to be friends,

to let them feel good about the fact that you're getting married, even though you're already married, Now, something you would say to your groom to be friends, to let them feel good about the fact that you're getting married, even though you're already married, that just might not be a good thing to say in front of grandma. Boon or hearts. Sorry, I warned you, I'm pretty funny.

Pretty good. I noticed that to be staying inside your mouth. Oh. Oh. Oh, saucy. That is very saucy, because my crotch is made of bees. Be sting inside your mouth. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh just don't know. I know what are some tangible efforts that you've deployed to make this work. I tried to not dislike you. I've actively tried to only say pass of aggressive bad things about you rather than like straight up. To shed bad things about you. Can I just say, yeah, if we're letting all of our frogs out of the pond, I do feel like Yusudor, you're wonderful and you've made an effort

and I feel like we have a connection and we have a foundation to build a pond. Yes. Arnd effort and I feel like we have a connection and we have a foundation to build upon yes Our dog I feel like we are it's a train please a train I feel like we don't have that I feel like as I try and lane the foundation that you're quick-sand my man And I feel like the the foundation I try and put in place just sinks to the bottom I must interject here if we talk often about Arnold and the fact that he may not care for Tussotor but Tussotor, do you like art? I mean, if I'm being honest, yeah.

Of course. But it does pull on my cloak that you don't follow me on social media and stuff. Well, you're on social media? Well, I'm on Twitter. What's... You don't follow me on Twitter. Wh-how do I get on Twitter? You got to Twitter twice.

Oh. You have to double up. And it's just small things like that where it's like, if I notice that you're not following me on Twitter, it's not socially acceptable to come out and say, hey, why don't you follow me on Twitter? But it gnaws at my brain, you know? Like, when I go to sleep, hovering above my bed, it keeps me up.

So Siddore, I always wanted to ask you, if you had shown to a life of crime, would all of your crimes be themed with the number two? Probably. Twitter, Twet, Trabbery. Themed with the number two probably Twitter Twept Fobbery to you sonar if you were to go to the bathroom right now take a number two Yep any other brain busters

What number am I thinking of too? Yeah, they was do see? This is fun. We're bonding. Look, I get it. We're getting a little flame that's in a coma. Yeah, becoming a very good sorcerer. Thank you. I mean, I am a wizard. Well, that's a look. It's just a part of it.

We're guys about to sing a song. Why did you harmonize? I'm a pier. I'm a thing about. Look, we just, we love Chun very much. He's I'm up here. Thing about. Look, T-Surf, we just, we love Chunfrey much. He's very important to us. Oh, I love him too. He's my best bud, yeah.

Most safe, I mean, he's in badger form, and besides Wolverine, spiders are some of the most ferocious animals. Yes, so. Look, he's an adult. We don't have to make decisions for him. He can take care of himself. But you know, there's just some things that are red flags like you're already married You're holding that red flag. You're ho. Well, let me just put it down see

Well, that's better one red flag down. I thought it might draw attention to when we played quip lash I'm just on it joke or anything For the listeners at home on his eyes rolled back into his head as he thought of something to respond with. But in my defense, I do that on almost every line I say. But yeah, let's air our grievances. Like if your pot's boiling over about something that I'm doing or that you're worried about, let's talk it through it.

Let's talk it through it. Talk it through it. Talk it through it. Okay fine, let's talk it through it. Let's talk it through it. Okay, through it. Okay fine, let's talk it through it. Let's talk it through it. Okay well look who's talking through it too. Come on. The biggest thing, I maybe we just didn't get off on a good foot to start with,

like literally we first met you claiming that you're a usador, which you are clearly not usador. I was a little bit befuddled, I'll admit it. I'm not usador, I'm Tussador, but sometimes, you know, I have bad hearing. I had ear tubes twice Tubs, tubs, I had airtubs twice. Okay, so sometimes when four when somebody says, you know, Usador, I hear Tussador. So sometimes it's hard to hear what people are saying, you know, Tussador What do you think the source of that befuddlement was? Not sure.

What do you remember before that? Before the befuddlement? Yes. Darkness. And a light ringing sound. Like ringing. So you don't remember anything about your life before that? Wait, wait, wait.

What if the ringing sound sound like? Ring it in. Ring it in. Think another song. that. Wait, wait, wait. What if the ringing sounds sound like? Think another song. No, keep doing it. Yeah. Yep. Keep going. Yeah.

No, no, no, keep it down. Ring it in day. Keep it down. That's all I remember is talking to this and the ring in. That's, I mean, and I'm not sure where I was or what I was before that. But I just knew, you know, in the recesses of my brain that my name was T-S-Dort. You know, and there is obviously... obviously sorry what was the sound one more time ring

ring ring ring ring ring Ring and ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Are there types of bells? Yeah, of course. How bells? Bells with a ball. Church bells. Bells with a look-os-y. You know, the bells were like,

Look, I am trying to like you, too, see. Let's go see this bell. Let's go see. Butter bells. Butter bells. Butter bells. What? Nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We are our area and our grievances so that Arnie and Tussador can build a foundation of a relationship together

And I, as the mighty Wizard of Light and Shadow, shall help create this foundation upon which your friendship shall be built And I, as the Wizard of Surf and Turf, will try and help by, you know, He's being as calm as I can. And if we need some crab legs, we need some crab legs. Can I have a crab? Yeah, of course, here you go. Ooh, thank you. When we talk about foundation, two-sadar,

maybe I probably only ate the shell. Never seen that. That is a little strange. It's the best part. Oh, let me just ruin it. Where are all the crunches? Your mouth is bleeding. Ah, yes. just... It's where all the crunch is. Your mouth is bleeding. Ah, yes.

I guess I know you had a good crab. It was crunch time. What do you want to say, Arnie? Look, we're talking about building a foundation of friendship. I feel like there's no foundation there with you, like, something... I hate to say it. Like, just say it. That's off his shady about you, right?

Oh, I've heard the rumor. I've heard the rumor that I'm not a wizard. Yeah. Why do you think that? Oh, and I've heard that, you know, Jin leave you a lorette, no offense. I heard that she says I'm also not a wizard. Like every wizard I've meant has said that you're not a wizard. Yeah, I get it. All wizards don't think I'm a wizard.

I know, it's not that I don't think you're magical. You're definitely magical. Your crotch is made of bees. You're definitely magical. I just don't think you're a wizard. The same as the other wizards. I can fly. It's interesting that you said shading. Now that Arnold says that, I see around you. There is a dark literal shading-ness to you. Oh yeah, I've never noticed that. Man, there's this sort of very thin shading-ness around. Yeah, it makes me kind of look kind of smoky. Yeah.

I don't like it. This one really brings out my eyes. Too subtle. Y'all. Is it possible that you are some aspect of another being that has spooked off and become its own being? I mean, now that you mention it, one of the biggest clues is that my name is Tussedore, so your name is Tussedore, so I'm probably some sort of, I don't know. So that's a good place to start.

Well, who could it be? There's Tussedore, there's Tussedore, there's Threza Crow, there's Foursedore, there's Fivesedore, there's Sixedidor, there's Threza crowd, there's Forcedor, there's Five Sidor, there's Sixidor. That goes all the way up. Hmm, just like Stairs. Although Stairs also go all the way down when you think about it. Oh, never thought about Stairs that way. You know, I thought sometimes that we do share a bond because of the fact that my name is Amos Yorz,

and also that a lot of my personality traits, which are being a cool radical dude I don't have! Our traits that you don't have, so maybe I'm some sort of... I don't know... runoff? Oh... I wish... Oh, are we granting wishes?

I-I-I-I-if you are some part of me that is sped off and he is not part of me anymore, uh, some maybe even something I wished I could be. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You wish you could be too, sir? Well, there they are. He's making the point that he's all the things that I am not. Don't we always wish for that, which we cannot have?

Oh, damn, snap. I mean, isn't any other thing all the things that you are not like just because he's got his genitals or bees in your art that doesn't mean. I see our point I must have also wished you into existence. Whoa there's no ony there never was. There never was. How did I not see this before? No I I'm accidentally turning you sit or into a psychopath. This is Absolutely insane the conspiracies abound. Well, there's only one way to end all of this I'm going to have to devour you both and I reconstitute you into myself. Well, wait wait wait wait If you eat me, you're not going to reabsorb my personality traits, you're just going to remember me.

I do remember everything I eat. I think what happened was at some point you shed personality traits that you did not enjoy or celebrated yourself. I just didn't need. And those personality traits manifested into the mea wizard. So I'm just the unwanted runoff of Yusudon. Ah, what a heavy realization. You're like, wizard shit.

Well... That's, I don't think that's fair. I don't think that's fair at all. Wizard piss? That's closer. Thank you. Connie, that applies to you as well. No, I...

You've clearly established that you were both... some aspect of mine self, which I've shied, and no longer care to have. I'm not going to devour you, you've talked to me out of that. BUT! BUT! Shall say this, if you are some part of me, some aspect of me that has been freed, then

you know that we were born, some conspiracy, animals, forces of nature that required a champion to come forth. And I hereby grant unto you, as the foreman, king of the wiz I hear my grant unto you as the foreman King of the Wizards I grant unto you full wizard status what Can you do that to me or to Arnie both of you? You're both part of my personalities I've shed there aren't real full people but just some shade of a person They sort of a one-dimensional some shade of a person, sort of a one-dimensional character. Wow, Omen.

Finally, I'm officially respected by the Wizard community, and by the Arnie community, because you're a wizard. Yeah. Color should I be. Golden Rod? I like salmon for you. Oh, that's pretty good. You already really pushing that salmon.

Yeah. But you said, or has anything like this happened before, I guess I don't really know enough about magic to know what this means for Tusudor and Yusudor. What does this mean for Kant? Yeah, is there any sort of US precedent about this? Well of course. I've mentioned two tax before. Oh, two tax.

Two tax? Yeah. His like spin tax. They're a little different. Now here's the thing. Once you sput off, you start living your own life. You become your own entity. You are fully formed entity Tussador. Arnie, you're getting that. I'm more than fully formed. Can I ask something? If I'm the personality traits in terms of like being relaxed and chill that you didn't care for Because they didn't fit in with your goals. Mm-hmm. How come my dick and balls is bees? You know the dad did you used to have that going on here? Don't I don't recall that Maybe a beef flew into the runoff. Maybe it's like the butt soup thing and for why I thought what if my

Generals were bees and I thought oh, that's not a good idea and it's so weird to meet your dad I am sort of your dad. Yeah. Oh, that's exciting Common conversation when you meet your dad. You're like dad. Why is my dick the way it is? Why my dick bees? Don't you have any questions about your genitals? Is so many, but I don't want- Is your dickbees? I don't even answer from you. I mean, some- But I'm your papa now too!

Yeah, say how do your papa? Hi papa. Ooh, what is that? Caring sack that you have. Is that new? Ah, yes, I just got it. Your sack of carrying is- Is it new one?

My new sack of carrying? My papa's got a- Oh yes, this is a brand new bag. Thank you. Here we go. I think I've been hanging around chanty long. My new sack of carrying my pop has got a oh yes, this is a brand new bag Thank you. Here we go. I think I've been hanging around chantoo long. Is there a twerney? Another me well not another you but a twerney. Oh like a runoff from me a runoff of the runoff You said or if two soars you run off can there be two so runoff? Run off. Yeah, maybe two so too. I suppose it would take a little time,

but it's not impossible. Two soar. Two so too. That's probably what their name would be. Do you disagree? Where else are you gonna put a two in that name? Yeah, two to a door. Don't be fucking stupid.

Two to a door? I don't know. Two to a door? I mean, I guess that's pretty good. I like you. I try to hate you, but I can't. I kind of hate you. I love you because Chant loves you. You sitar, where did this accent come from?

Do I have an accent? Sometimes? Really? Yeah, you do have a bit of an accent. That's wild. I hate you. What do I sound like? You sound like someone from Hawaii.

Yeah. Sound like you're out there, there you know all the waves you know catching ten. I like to catch ten or even nine. Or any what do I sound like? I guess you sound like someone from Hawaii. Sometimes it gets slower faster. Really a slower faster. A little bit. Something's been word. That's rude. Hey, do me a favor. Chances that you say a word very funny. Could you say spooky? Just use it in a sentence.

I can come up with a sentence if you're above hot-holed. Sure, yeah, give me a sentence. Wait, wait, hold on. What's a way to use spooky then? Just might not be good for grandma. Ah boy. Grandma, you forgot to take your medication, isn't that spooky? Sure.

Grandma, you forgot to take your medication, isn't that spooky? Ha ha. Grandma, your underthings are spooky. Oh, hmm. Who I- Two-sadar gets it. Oh, damn it! Oh, it's all happening!

Arnie validated me. He gave me the point and quip lash, the Jack Jack box party game that's in stars now. The Jack Jack back. What? What are you? Is that correct? Yeah. The Jack Back party pat.

Is that right? Jack Back. Thank you so much. That means the world to me that you would vote for my concoction. You're glowing. Huh? Yes, you are glowing. Whoa. This is the opportunity we have now that you've been validated by Arnie.

Let me touch you here on the shoulder. I shall remove this dark shave from around you. Get it off, Dad. And you shall become fully formed as the person you are always meant to be Wait, what is this gonna turn into a thing where he gets real genitals or what? Here are yum yuh yuh yuh yuh Wow Do you feel better now? I feel a little bit better

Thanks dad you're welcome to Oh chants are going to be so surprised that I'm his father-in-law. I wonder if I can do magic now. Ask me to do something, Arnie. Is that an important part of the process? Ask him to do something, I- Ask me to do something. Tussan, are you pleased? Do some magic.

Well, I need a specific task or girl. Would you do some magic to the floor? You can't- Ah! Let's get the shriks. I need you to give me a specific task. You can't say do magic or do magic at something Don't give me a direction and say North magic and it's shrink something with magic A specific thing what thing would you like me to specifically shrink this table? No shrink not this very table shrink that table Okay, give it a shot your nymphs nymph mium Me yep yep yep yep ring a day

Oh, I think it got slightly smaller Yeah, that's good right. Yeah, did it. I mean it's hard to tell Some of you're watching something yeah, and you're like, yeah, is it getting smaller? Like a kind of shrunk maybe yeah, but also people are eating there So I didn't want to like make it drink too small sure. I want to be respectful Yeah, to Zedor have you considered going to the great holes of Trockus where you can learn more about how to use your innate Wizardly gifts. I mean I've heard of it. You should go. It's wonderful.

Would you vouch for me or write me a letter of recommendation? I would gladly write you this letter. So can I ask you something that I've been meaning to ask? If I'm your magical runoff, what's Kid Yisidor? He's just the kid that I named Kid Yisidor. He's not magic at all. I see my brother. Well, yeah, sort of like half brother adopted brother sure, yeah.

Should I treat him any differently? We should always treat him with love and respect. But the full of respect that I'd give a falsitbly? I mean, I haven't seen him in months, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. He's dead. What? No, I'm just Extrapellating is he dead? No, he just ran away from home and I didn't get to follow him Let's just say he might as well be Arnie. Mm-hmm. I want to thank you for the compassion and love that you've shown me

Oh, the course of this bachelor party. Of course. I think I've had a fucking grand time. I'm drunk. Oh Of course I think I've had a fucking grand time. I'm drunk. Oh wait, what would you be on love? Oh? drunk on booze Are you drunk? I haven't really been drinking anything. I should have one of people been drinking we've been talking constantly I've been drinking this whole time. I've been butch hugging. Oh, well wait, you've been but you're drunk on love Would you been butchucking this whole time? Look, I don't want to make it weird. You make it weird. Look, I'm just following the clues that you put down. Before we come to a close, let's do one thing, just three friends, two of them children of the third.

Fireworks! Oh! Wow, let's play one more round with Keyflash. But this time I'll give the question, friend. Okay. Friend back? I'll take it. What's something that you wouldn't want to do with your grandma?

What? Like I said that, I said sometimes. I wouldn't want to go and eat a mushroom ragu because in this scenario I have a grandmother and she's allergic to mushrooms. Sue, I would not want to listen to this podcast with either of my grandmother's who I no longer with us. They rest in peace. Point, Arnie. Oh, yeah, that was pretty funny.

You're my best friend. Oh, wow. Okay. That's what I wanted to hear back. Before I agree to be your best friend, like what is that? Every time I agree to be something, it turns into like the rules of it

or not what I'm expecting them to be. Well, at the wedding, you know, your chun's best man and you'd be my best friend. Which just means that you're the best of my friends that are there that aren't anyone I'm marrying or family like my daddy. Isn't Ani already best friends with chun? Though, yeah, but that's for the wedding.

That's outside of the wedding, the best friends. So that's eternal. Whereas for this, it would just be, you know, an honorific for the wedding Also daddy would you give me away? I know you're also officiating Could you give me away? Oh, let's see this officiating. I will try. Yes. Good enough for me. You're both so generous to me So many roles. Well, I sometimes do get chopped up into little pieces and there are many of me. Mm-hmm. Well, maybe one of those became you.

Ooh, maybe. Or maybe the time you died. There's so many crazy things that have happened. Well, let's just say we figured it out with the first option. Otherwise, it would be her all night, her path is icing. That's true. I shall give you away by chopping myself in half. And having one half-sized Yusodoroa walk you down the aisle

and the other half-sized Yusod you down the aisle and the other half-sized usador performing ceremony. Works for me. Already have you ever been to the Hypothocary? I have not. You go there and it'll help you hypothesize. Yeah, but I worry about I lose control. I don't know, that's about the extent of my hypothesis knowledge.

Can't really. Boy. This wasn't a test. It's a conversation. I feel like every conversation is a test. Wow. What a way to look at the world. Every conversation is a test.

That's incredible. And also, I feel like, you know, when you enter into conversation, it's a contractual agreement that you're gonna hold up your end of the conversation. Because I don't know about YouTube, but some of the worst things that's happened to me is when you start conversing with someone and they don't hold up their end of the conversation. Don't be too hot on the awning. He hasn't started glowing yet and I haven't been able to make him hold.

Yeah, that is weird. Wait, I hold up my end of the conversation. What are you guys insinuating? Why don't I hold up my end of the conversation? A lot of times, like just now, you'll say what's next or you'll just repeat with somebody else said. Dude, that's it. Like I'm holding up my end. It's like you're moving a couch. Maybe you can't use the full weight

of both of your hands. Say I'll hold something up. If you're just kind of holding it a little bit or you're opening the doors for moving a couch, that's the same like I'm holding up my end of the conversation by just being like, mm-hmm, or saying, sure. So what the most, I've seen you talk in this whole fuck up. Let me understand this metaphor then.

You think your job on this show is to open the doors while other people do the heavy lifting. Sure. Every conversation is a test. Am I friend, you failed. You failed. No, no. You just repeated what I said.

Yeah, now we've come to some agreement. Where are you friends? No, you failed. No, you failed. We've come to an agreement, but I'm gonna send you post-com. What? Well, I'm gonna send you some honey.

Just as a thank you for being my best friend. I don't really appreciate it. Yeah, I do really like honey. I'm trying to think that I'm where it came from. And there's, yeah, it's gonna be tasty. But I guess it's not like the honey came from your genitals. It's like just your genitals. No, my genitals made the honey.

So it's not, it's made, you know. So it's, if you don't think about it, it's probably the best. Ah, here. I ordered these cordials to drink to celebrate it's probably the best. Ah, here. I ordered this these cordials to drink to celebrate the end of the evening. So just go ahead and take a sip of that. Mine was cherry. Yep. That was a friendship potion. Now your friends. I didn't drink. What? Now your friends. You're too long. Let me try and magic on you. Let me try something bad to Arnie. Arnie listen here Your tall very handsome and really intelligent dude

Tussin or sure What worked that's work That was the nicest sure I've ever given anybody on this show all we have to do now is make you glow and make you whole Make you glow and make you hope bring a dang dang and dang and dang dang is make you glow and make you whole. Make you glow and make you whole. Bring it in, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, gotta make you glow, gotta make you whole. Bring it in, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, I think that potion is weighing off. Do you still know, is it weird if we do some emails? Not at all. Oh, great. I want business to be peruse. Oh, great. Do you usually read emails?

I mean, we used to read them all the time. No. Uh, here's an email that I got to Magic Tavern at Puppy's Applies. It's a real email address. Hey everyone, I hate to stereotype what are all Wizards drug dealers? It seems like, Yusador is a notorious morgue-lorb dealer. Jamilis said he was holding. Genleivia is brewing some dank potions,

and can is definitely high on something. But hey, who am I to judge? All the best, Luca from Brooklyn. Hmm, I mean, part of my job as a wizard is to make potions and poltices that help heal people and enhance their abilities, give them a buffer against the world that they must face, and sometimes that buffer is just a little pick me up.

Yeah, and I do cookan. Oh, okay. Oh, you do? Yeah, it just makes me fun. Have you tried water up? Um, I mean, a bird tail. Oh, here. Is it?

Here's a free bit. There's a little bump of a devil's dandruff. Oh, thank you. Go nose-sift. Oh, thank you go nose skiing Guys if you catch my drift Guys don't take anything that's gonna detract from when we really dive into these board games a little later on Should you not do board games on cook? No, it's not safe. Oh, what would happen finish? Immediately That sounds great. We could play. Oh, let's all do some cocaine and we'll finish a

Delagacy version of cat or doctor. I can only commit to a little bit of it Also, I think the subtext of this email is that Lucas a drug dealer. Oh, well, I don't condone that unless you're with me Yeah, don't do drugs unless you're magical. They need just need something to take the edge off. That's right No, or need you do drugs on earth? No, where are you winking? Because this could be used against me in a court of law Wait wait the things we say here can be used against us in a court of law. Why are you joking me? Are you telling me this now? This is being recorded. This is evidence We have a lot of documentation

You are clearly a high level morgue-lorm dealer and I have committed several murders Yes, which we talk about all the time and I've committed dozens of twitters It's a what I call murder. Well luckily all of those crimes were committed by the part of me that isn't a part of me anymore. Hold on, I just got thrown in through the cart. You know what? I think I'm not necessarily a runoff from you, Yusidor, but both of our runoff went into one being named Yusidor, so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. anything. Wait, I'm also Arnie run off. Yeah, if he wants to get in on this. So I'm an amalgamation of the three of you. Yeah, I got to say, you don't talk that much, but if you like the sheriff and wheel bear are closing in on us any second, they're going to come and try to arrest us for killing blinish.

We really need a fall guy. We need a fall guy. What are you guys talking about behind your hands? Our best friend. We love you, Tuesa Dog. All of you guys. Fireworks! Upon careful deliberation, I'll take the Tom Hanks film, thank you very much. Usador was, er, by Matt Young.

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