Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

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No, we don't have time for that. Sit back, imagine biting into a sweet and savory breakfast sassal, and enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon. I'm your host Arnie Neekcamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. About four and a half, more than four and a half years. I should really... I don't want to ask our listeners to send me another spreadsheet.

But anyway, between four and a half and four and three thirds, can I make a quick suggestion? Yeah. How about we start to track days from when we hit the high seas? Oh, so since we left food, let's start to say, you know, a week ago, we got on a boat. Okay, well, we just left Draman Shire last week and so we are at See now headed towards cadaver Falls. Yeah, because otherwise if you add all this time to it

Because it's daunting task. I had this Cisophian sort of effort. What do you mean by a Cisophian effort? In Finish lore there is a famous Phoen Ditofianian. No, okay, well Fian was this guy, and every day what he had to do, was he had to roll a boulder out from his house, and his sister got crushed by the boulder. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a bad idea. They tried to resuscitate her for days.

That is overwhelming, to just live with that. Yes, fine, yeah. Yeah, and I think knowing that our podcast has been on for about four and a half years is like that, yeah. Yeah. And I think knowing that our podcast has been on for about four and a half years is like that. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Oh, but anyway, everything you need to know

is I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fune. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King that I use to upload a podcast. We record every week chronicling our quest to defeat the Dark Lord of Foon, and I do it with my buddies, my co-captains, Shunth the Talking Badger, Bingbong, and Yusidor the Wizard.

I am Yusidor. Wizard of the 12th realm of a fesious master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Turokus, the elves Nomiya's fying Yalak. The dwarves Nomiya's zoning in hook stangies, and I am known in the north-east as guest-mainiest Maystar, and there may be other secret names. Names of such great power and portent that if they air were uttered aloud by the very sound of them which shatter glass for a hundred miles around. How?

Right? Yeah. Uh-huh. Can I suggest something to use, Will, Ysadour? What's that? Maybe also, like, just like a refresh on your names. What? Does that make sense?

I don't know. I can't wear off on adventure now's the time to create our new selves. But these titles I have earned over three centuries of life. For I was born into this world from a conspiracy of rain and birds and fire and frogs who said, there must be a champion! And I did come into the world fully formed, prepared to fight evil, learning bits of lore and arcane knowledge along the way to make myself even more powerful. Why would I change now?

I know what it's supposed. John, you know, Yusidor is just a very focused person, like he knows who he is, he knows what he wants, he's going out and he's getting it, he's defeating the dark lord. John, I feel like are you going through like a midlife crisis? No, I think you're projecting. Oh, are you going through a midlife crisis? Are you going through a midlife crisis?

Oh, fingers crossed that I'm only at midlife. Yeah, look, I hope so. Oh, look, I will have to say, you know, ever since I fell into a completely foreign and strange world, I've been having just one kind of crisis after another, but I don't know. That's also what Fiend did. Oh, crisis. Crisis. Crisis.

Crisis. Yeah, it was too late. Okay. It was too late. Okay, it's too late. Okay, so I checked in, Chant, and you were just 100% fine. You're good, I'm good. I'm just saying, like, why not? It's not we have to reinvent ourselves,

but you sure could be, you know, a little pity or something. Little pity. Little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little pity. I take it back. Yeah. You know, here's my thing.

I think in some ways, having adventures is reinventing the show and spending a lot of time making up names for everybody is kind of not. It's kind of like, that's sort of the last four. Okay. All right, is that my show? There is your show, buddy. We're in this quest together.

You're right, I'm sorry, okay. Is anyone else... This is embarrassing to say. Is anyone else like... stuck... in a hole... through... the deck of the ship?

Like, I... I stepped and cracked through... the deck a little bit, and I've been kind of stuck here for about a day. Oh. I'd say you look a little shorter. I had some of the bears move the table over closer. Oh, I mean, you know, was that Jeffy to Jeffy do that for you? Well, I call him Jeffery. I'm not as close to him as you two are. He's a big bear. He scares me a little bit. So

I give him the respect. I call him Jeffery, but I'd love to be, I'd love for him to be a Jeffy to me. Well, I think in time, all the bears who are the crew of this ship, the SS Stephanie, will be thine friends if you do so choose to treat them with respect that you so seldom show anyone. Yeah, Jeffy has a little song actually that he sings. It goes like this. He says, if you wish to call me Jeffy, if that is what you earn, then call me Jeffy is what you shall eventually earn.

Oh! But he says it's in Bearland Bear. Yeah, he's just like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, he's always got a song in his heart. I just don't know bear. I gotta learn bear, you know. Oh, it's, you should, yes, you should learn the ton of bear.

It's a wonderful, beautiful language, beautiful songs and poetry. A long history, if I sense the first bears were born unto the goddess Ool. He said, but here's my fear. Is it too late in life to learn bear language? Like maybe when I was younger and my brain was more open if I'd like been in a sea rack and like washed ashore and I was raised by a bunch of bears then totally like I would like no bear I'd be able to speak bear and understand bear, but a barrel child. Yeah, exactly.

Just a total barrel child. Well, there are some appetizers that you can eat every day that help you learn languages. Oh, yes. What appetizers? There's thought tamales. You just help with brain power. Oh, that sounds great.

There's a dual pot stickers. Oh They're two little pot stickers stuck together, but you have to eat them every day. Uh-huh to get your practice in. Oh, okay Uh, fondant Fondant Why is it called fondant? Well, you either fond do or you fond don't yeah, no, try. That's true. That's what the bear say. Yeah, absolutely Oh, hey, um, guys, is it just me? Usador behind you, that bag of apples is sort of moving. Bag of apples, declare yourself unto usador.

Sorry, um, sorry. I don't mean to go where I shouldn't be. I was just here. Let me open this bag. Oh, college you work this! Is it a bunch of talking apples? No, there's a half-lein inside. This is not just a bag of apples. It's one of those bags filled with apples and half-leens. Oh, this is embarrassing. Sorry, you know, I was just crawling in the floorboard space.

So, you've come through earlier today and I crawled up in it and then I was in these apples and I was like, oh, I don't mean to intrude by this. Oh, there's no need to apologize. Are you from the Midwest? A phone? Yeah? Well, I don't really have a good sense of direction. Oh, I know what that's like I fled through the night recently and I've been in sort the same building for about seven years. Oh Like a like your home. Yeah, like a home. Yeah

Six Table your has some sea water Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ask, what sort of structure had you confined for seven years, but was not your home? Well, um... This is not a riddle. Hmm. Ah, best to could tell. It was a tree house, a very elaborate tree house. Uh, in the middle of a large cemetery.

Oh, sounds. Like it's got a lot of character. Yeah, you know, it's got charm. Hmm. If you've got the right sensibilities, mostly indoors occasionally sent out at night. Ahhhhhhh. Yeah it wasn't really a good situation. Oh. I made the best of it.

Yeah. But I'm looking for greener pastures. Was the rent too high? Well there was no rent, it was one of a barter system. I worked for my room and board and life and all that. It worked for your life. And, well, blink if you were held captive. Listeners, he is blinking here now.

Blinking up a storm? Yeah, although, you know, he was blinking a lot before you asked that question as well. He's very, he's just really worked up. Yeah. I suppose it's my first question for you, gentlemen. I've been listening to you talk for a little while now. Oh. And you were discussing this.

I see. I'm seeing. Colour me. Exciting. You were talking about this people thing. Is some sort of messaging system. Who exactly is hearing these people? Oh, well, you know, I'm from another world.

I'm not from FUN. I fell through dimensional portal. And I brought this equipment with me and we are broadcasting everything we say to my world where people are listening. But you know, it's so hard to know like exactly who's listening. I mean, we'd love to have more data on that. But we assume people are listening, right?

Which is a people who are listening. Because people are listening to the podcast. Broadcasting, are we talking about the archive? Oh! Yeah! It is like magic, but what happens is the sounds of our voices are sent magically, oh, to Arnold's world, and then sent magically to these tiny little metal devices

that people of that world can use to put the sound directly into their heads. I think it's some sort of mind control. Oh, fuck a duck, that's interesting. Yeah, well it is. That must be more sailor language. Have you ever been out on sea and will? Uh, no, uh, uh, just these uh, journey we're on the ass as well as you. Stephanie. Stephanie. Yes. Oh, that's enough.

Fuck a duck. Oh, that is fun to say. Now, uh, and we'll, I, I must ask her, uh, did you leave of your own free will or was this more of an escape situation? Uh, you guessed you hit the nail right on the head. See, I've been working for a gentleman by the name of a phrase guard the Incorrigible is the one who called me me and I think maybe he was correct to do so but it's largely a no you're not me Guys They're really set him back on his heels

They're really set him back on his heels. Let's get him some more confidence. You're not meek. Just me still. So this guy's... So this was a name you did not give yourself? Uh, well, end will is my name. I'm, he was given to me by my parents. Is that short for end will, um?

Uh, uh, no, but I think I don't have better. Is it short for Edwin Will? Well, what? I don't know. I guess that's for you to decide. Well, that's what I'm I'll let better. Is it sure for Edwin will? Well, what? I don't know. I guess that's for you to decide. Well, that's what I'm meaning to do. Now I'm moving forward. As long as these peepods are not going to get back to

Frasgard, my master. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, and we have sponsored some evil people, but mostly good. Yeah, but you know what, here's my promise to you, Endwell. This is a safe space for you to tell your story. It is a safe space in that the podcast is safe. I can't promise you, this is a very... Kind of a rickety, old-chance. It's a really rickety shit of yours. There's a good chance that we will sink and die, but so in that way it is not safe, but in the way that like

It is emotionally safe Well partially I feel a lot better, but in other ways I am Little on edge, em Well, you could back up from the edge here. Get it get closer to close to the edge of the wall Yeah, pull the press of the edge. Let me just put the back of that ball So here we're all sitting on top of that because you are gentle on a roller little bigger than I am We were talking about phrase My master I was just a young halfling growing up with my parents and

Frazgar showed up one night and shoved me into an earth in vessel full of man-brake roots Which scream for days on end and wrote me of my confidence which I had as a child. Oh no. And when he opened the lid we were in his tree house in the middle of a cemetery. Oh. He told me that he needed an assistant to take notes to dust his hour collection to exodermy that is. Oh, there were no hours.

Oh no, no, no, no, they were all dead. Everything there was dead. Necromancer this one is. Oh, that's a dark form of magic. What do you know of it? Oh, I am a great wizard of food. I know all of the types of magic that exist. Uh, that necromancers.

We do know one necromancer, of course, that dripfang evil person that he is. Although, a great chef and I respect him him, along, but I hate him. I'm not familiar with Frazgard, though. What sort of necromancy was his wheelhouse? Oh, wheelhouse, that is. After you should say that, you know, he started in the arcane, but over time, he started to dip into something called... ...science.

Don't know it, these me. Oh, yeah, you're sort of doing air quotes with your fingers or a little bunny rabbit. I was thought they were hooks. Aren't these hooks? That's how you hook into that word so that people know to pay attention to it. Yeah, you gotta grab onto it, sometimes, to kind of peek up over it. Oh, yeah. Well, originally I would catalog and organize all of his components and ingredients and whatnot.

Nutes, our feathers and their turds, stuff like that. Yeah. But eventually. Nutes. Oh, Nutes. I'm sorry. Yeah, sometimes if a wizard is corresponding with another necromancer, they might say send Nutes.

Send Nutes? Yeah, okay. Just if they run out. It's like a neighborly thing. He told me never to do that. He said it always led to bad things. Well, sure, yeah, yeah. It does seem like a pathway downwards, yes. But then we'll, is it possible that Frazgar's dabblings in science for, in our travels,

we have learned much of science, and much of Arnie's world is based in science not all science is evil. I have come to learn and come to accept though magic is of course better than science. Everyone knows. What sort of end goal did he have for this science? Did he wish to hurt people or to help people? Well he just can tell me many of the details but I think that we lived in a cemetery full of his family. Oh and he always talked about feeling lonely, which I took as a bit of a slight on myself, but he always wanted company, he always talked about his cousins and his second cousins and his third cousins and so on and so forth. And you know, only of a work once, we got his grandma Nan up for about a week and that came with, so he had these metal spikes

that he would, I would have to go dig up Nan. And I'd bring Nan in at night and put it back during the day, but at night we'd stick these sticks into her and then he put me into this giant brass wheel and I'd have to run. Oh my god. And there would be these lights. It would light up when I ran. And that's what I'm so lean.

Yeah. Some people call it a racket. But for me, it's just the wheel. It's just the wheel. Day in and day out. It night. I would run and bring up his. His nan.

His nan. So the friction that you caused created a current level of lightning that there was then fed in to the nan and nan did rise from that? Well, just the one time. Just the one time. Yeah, she really just complained. So, Chou desire of... Oh, so you were working in a lab late one night?

Yeah, every night. Oh, I see, I see. Interesting. Do you think that he has some nefarious purpose and wishes to raise more of the dead? Well, there were about 87 or so, he spoke of distant relatives, close relatives, friends of the family. Can I ask something, when you brought grandma back to life or any other relatives, would you call...

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Oh yeah, can we hear some? Um, X-NAY on the, uh, Ig Latin pay. I will never decipher this strange language. Oh, I have studied it for hours and hours trying to understand it's all a cane meaning and it still escaped me. Yeah, the end just becomes the beginning. It's a full circle. What? Is that it? I'm just saying like it's nonsense. The end becomes the beginning. Oh, yes.

Oh. Well, and well, I think we're going to take a quick break. Before we do, is there anything we can do to put you at ease? I mean, do you need some new clothes? I mean, what you're wearing is pretty tattered. Well, you're just holding that. This is the right size. I guess you're the closest in size to you.

Oh. Do you have clothes? I don't, but let me get a lot of hats I got a lot of hats where I could shave my belt and you could wear that I think that seems a bit rude, you know what I mean, you know, oh, yes, that's fair Yeah, little naughty. Yeah, I'd be a little exposed Why don't you just currently hold these apples strategically in front of you and I'll go see if I can find some clothes for you Okay, one here and two up here.

I wouldn't call that strategic, but he'd been one in front of his neck and two above his eyes. It's all about the strategy. It's a bit rude, but we'll be right back with more hello from the SSS Stephanie. Rarar I did, Frederick the Bear likes to wear capes, so I just got him a cape that's about his endwheel size, and I just hung it from his neck forward. Can we talk about Frederick for a second? Sure. That's a broaded up. Sure. I think it's an affectation, wearing capes as a bear.

I think- What are you doing? He pulls it off! I disagree. I think it is ostentatious. Have you ever seen a bear and a cape end will? I haven't seen a bear in about 8 years, but it's never in a case. See?

Sometimes in trousers a lot, later, he's in, but never, never in a cape. Of course, what's the care? Yeah, a leader, who's in her trousers, that makes sense, but a cape? Upady, uppady is what more parents would call her. Thank you, thank you. Oh, but that reminds me, you said you were separated from your parents, did you ever find out what happened to them? Oh, well, you know, they were storytellers in our village.

Oh, they were sort of the stars of the show. I led a life of a halfling luxury and abundance. People would come from all around the village and listen to my mother and father to speak. They spoke in them. It's funny you talked about the Spanish. Oh pigland. My parents spoke in French eagle. Oh. Oh. I like it. I mean I hate her. I hate to like put this on you but I would love to hear a little French eagle. Well, I don't know that it translates well. I can do my best to communicate it.

Oh, sure, yeah. It would be our pleasure. It was rhythmic, and there's this type of poetry and French eagle that it comes with years of experience with it. But I think you can still enjoy the musicality of it. It sounds a little bit something like this. This is 200 years out, this piece. Oh.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! That's cute. Pure poetry. I am nothing, Lord Malfa, the remover was. I think that was beautiful.

That was beautiful. I love birds. It's where I established that I am, a big fan. So, hearing the beautiful language Half-leens-interpreting French eagle is a wonderful thing for me And I would like to give you a gift in return. I know you're starting your life out here again Good end will and I would like to grant you this and while he's grabbing that gift In well on scale 110. How great is French Eagle for the throat?

You know, it takes years of training to get your pipes in place work and last, and that was just the preamble to a very long, beautiful, somewhat ribbled epic ballad about the history of Halfling people. Oh, yes, this is a later story. Although I'm sorry, you know, and I'm actually not that sorry

in delaying used to do it. But in the world, your parents, it must be such a difficult strain on their vocal gift. Like did they have any tips or tricks or things they would do to maintain their voices? Well, a nega day is what my mother would say. And my father used to sit in a tree and Score get passes by just for you know to keep the muscles limber

You can't do it just every once in a while certainly not for a first time in eight years Repetition is not key aren't a usador. Yeah, I I think his parents died and he was raised by birds What his mother was all about an egg a day, clearly laying them. His dad would be up in a tree squawking at past her eyes. I think they spoke French Eagle. He spoke it so well. I think he's so lucky. I know what to ask.

And will your parents when they were speaking French Eagle? Well they, uh, let's see, this is a weird question, but were they covered in feathers and did they have beaks? Well, I mean, they did wear feather clothes. Okay. They have robes and, and, and, and, has elaborate hoods and, yeah, I mean, you know, you might call it ostentatious, but they were performers. Well, okay, sorry.

This one, maybe this will help. I'm just curious, and this is a question I ask about anybody's parents when they ate would they shit almost immediately? Well, I mean Yes, but I see that that's just the way it's done. I got I got one I got one I wanted I mean who among us has not had their mother to of food and spit it in their mouth and feed them as a child. Um, so now I don't know. Now I'm back to maybe they were real. Hmm, this is a top notch or crap.

Now, I don't think we're going to answer this question today. So I still want to give you my gift here. This is a small bag. It is enchanted. It's not as large as the Apple bag you're sitting on. But whenever you reach into this magical bag, it will pull out an apple. You'll never go hungry again. That's not nothing. Should I try it now? Go ahead, grab a apple out of there. You're not punking me, are you?

I would never do such a thing. I am not like Frasgar, the incorrigible. I am Yusador, the great blue Wizard of Foon here to help defeat evil and raise up the low. But in full disclosure, Yusador has been pitching to me a spin-off podcast called Wizard Punks, where he would just be just like pumpkin and pranking. Now, Wizard Pranks between wizards are very fun and interesting. For instance, Mike Sweet Ladylove, Genelevia The Red, who we just saw, we've often pulled

magical pranks on one another. For instance, she will come to my harvolo, and I will have transformed myself into a great griffin hiding on top of the roof. She can see me, but she's like, that's probably just a griffin on the roof, and then I go, ha ha, it was me the whole time! Right, well, that's equal footing between the two of you, but if one of you is not a wizard or a mage of some sort, I imagine it's a,

there's a power dynamic there. Exactly. Jinlevia pulls tricks on me. She's well known for turning into different types of foods and hiding herself in my bed. All raka ribs herself. All raka ribs. And Will, just to kind of, you know,

we've given you clothing, although that cape just covering the front of you is at least a little to be desired in the back. We fed you. We've given you a never ending bag of apples. What we want to do next is kind of set you up to be on your own, maybe rejoin the workforce or, um, well, very much like that. I don't want to go back and I don't want these people to get back to Frank Scott. Of course, no. She will find me. He has vindictive you. He has L-Rudges against dead people for decades. Is really gonna work tough. Arnie, there's an old saying in food.

Give a man a rabbit. He shall eat for a day. Teach a man to hunt a rabbit. And he shall feed himself for a lifetime. We wish to give you the tools you need to succeed. So let's toss out your skill set. What skills do you have a seat over here on the store? What are your skill sets? Well, I have done cooking and cleaning for seven years. I am able to do upkeep on taxidermy and replacing stuff and I like I

Lasty is for a bird. Yeah, I mean dusting dusting dead houses, but maybe it's a niche like it's more of a specialized like ill We'll put it on it. Let's put that under special skills Okay, what was the reason for you leaving your last job? Well Concern for my Psychological state is okay and long-term health reasons. It sounds like he was fired. Can we contact your previous employees?

Oh please don't even accept the P-File. Oh right, yes of course. Yes of course. I'm sorry, I forgot, I forgot. Do you have any references? Well, it's just grandma Nan is the only one I, from the last five years. Oh, okay. I go farther back than five years.

Um, yes, it or could you check up on his references? Is there a way that you could just magically uh talk to Graham and Ann in the next world? Ah sure, let me uh escape to the astral plane for about a moment. Huh? What? Oh! Normally we wouldn't do this in front of you checking in on your references,

as I guess that's a little conversation. It's a little ghost, but uh, little ghost. But that is very unsettling. Oh, yes, well I spoke to grandma now. OK. And what she said was, please don't raise me from the dead again. It was a hellish night here. And I want to stay here in the unknown inexplicable worlds beyond this one.

And it was a pure hell to be back on food and sounds like she's been polite and doesn't want to vouch for you. But she said the only thing that made it to bearable at all was the fact that Endwood was so nice to me after my grandson did the horrible misdeed of raising me from the dead. Oh that's a plus. Well I did put a wig on top of a skull and she seemed to appreciate that very much. I'm putting that's a plus. Well, I did put a wig on top of a skull and she seemed to appreciate that very much. I'm putting that under special skills. wig on a skull.

Care-dressing. What's your biggest strength? My biggest strength would probably be unending patience and endurance. That's good. Well, we don't know if it's unending, I mean, it stopped after seven years. So we could assume, work straplied, but- It got me there, you got me there if it's unending. I mean, it stopped after seven years. So we could assume or extrapolate.

But you got me there. You got me there. That might have been hyperbole. But certainly, I can ask the world. And I think I could be good offering myself up for scientific experimentation. And also, you know what, food is changing.

There was a time when people would stay at the same job for 100, 200, 300 years. But now I think like the new food, people are embracing like only being captive for seven years, escaping and just finding something new for themselves. It's a gig economy. What's your biggest weakness? Uh, um, probably more weakness. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good good word. That's right there. That's right. Now You've mentioned a few things earlier when we were speaking to you That you didn't mention here when we were interviewing you and I don't want you to overlook some of your strengths You're very good at running that brass wheel you kept that going so that's a physical yeah endurance

So you like physical endurance on top of mental endurance not not a muscle man, but yes, I can go the distance That's right. Go the distance for you gentlemen. You badges You bears sheepshifter any You're a sheepshifter. Yeah, the chef. I'm usually a badger, but I am a bit of a sheepshifter. I've been known to Occupy Another animal. What is the craziest thing you've ever turned into? Kind of like this. He's holding up his in the conversation asking me about me Craziest thing I've ever turned into would probably be,

oh, a last week or maybe two weeks ago, I'd turn into the concept of wailing. Like, like, keying. Yeah, yeah, not the concept of hunting whales, which would be really bad, but the concept of keying or just wailing into the night sky. I wonder if I could turn into the concept of hunting whales. It was really hard to pull myself back together after it became the idea of a whale,

W-A-I-L. Right. I want this as fun. Can I test you? Can you turn into the smell of lilacs? It smells like a fart. No, I guess I can't. You know, I wouldn't know the difference. See, I thought it craziest thing you ever churn into is that bat with the googly eyes. I mean that was pretty crazy.

And will can I ask you, where do you see yourself in five years? In five years I would not very much to be alive. A little fatter, just a little bit of more fresh on my bones. Room for growth. I could see myself in an admin job or possibly doing maybe data entry in some sort of library or around. Arnie, just so you know, Admin job is you're adventuring with Minotars. They shorten it because that's hard to roll up. Yeah, you add a halfling to a Minotaur, it's a little bit taller. Not along that's happened.

Yeah. Kissing needs to reach something on a shelf or just intimidate your fellas from a distance. You're like, that's a tall ass Minotaur. Yeah, I guess that was a gross oversaw, I'm on part. I am very good at being a hat. Yeah. Well, I think you have a bright future ahead of you,

and anything that you put your mind to, I think you can accomplish, for you've shown that you can endure a great hardship and still come out with a good attitude and a lucky spirit. I am so impressed that I am going to grant you another gift. Oh! Another enchanted bag. Every time you reach into this bag, you'll pull out a small pairing knife, with which you can cut up your apples. A new pairing knife every time you want one.

Oh! They go together! Yes! Two bags? The only thing that can make this better would be a third bag with peanut butter in it. Oh, dear. Well, well, well, don't you worry. Ah! Here you are. I was going to save it to the very end, but a peanut butter bag.

Just for you. Wait, is the bag peanut butter or is there peanut butter in the bag? Every time you put your hand into the bag, you'll pull out a handful of peanut butter. Ugh. Who the fuck are these bags been the whole time? I know. What do you mean? I can enchant anything.

I'm a great wizard. Oh, really? Here, give me something to enchant. Anything. I don't give a shit. I don't want you to enchant something. I want to see what else you can have people pull out of bags. Oh, very good.

Well, here. Have a bag where every time we reach in, we pull out a dark lord. It could you, uh, enchant this apple slice with apple slice with the layer of peanut butter, will it? Of course. It's a waht, corral. Yeah, al-a-la-la-la-la-la-la. Tart to the touch? Yes, it does get hot, that's the one drawback.

Every time you pull an apple out or pull some of the peanut butter out, it gets hotter and hotter. You have to let it cool off. Oh, nothing better than a hot paring night. We're weird. Does this stuff come from? Is it just being magically created from nothing or... Duh!

Oh. Okay. I am connected to the realms of Ephesians, where all the sources of magic in the arcane, Byzantine, unknowable forces of nature coalesce, and I do draw my power from light and shadow from that realm. I kinda like to imagine that someone somewhere in Foon was about to eat an apple, and then a hand just comes out of nowhere and grabs it Yeah, that's kind of fun. Oh, oh, well, I mean I can give you a bag like that too

Do you want a bag that creates apples or a bag that steals apples? How many bags do you have? How about a bag to carry his bags because now I have three bags. That's a kind of a burden Oh, you're getting him a burden here. This is this is just a nice bag. I am the other bags I thought a muscle man. I am starting to lose track of which bags I know I recommend different colors for the different bags these all are burlap. Oh guys Can I have real quick session? I'm sure sure he's getting overwhelmed with a given too many tasks He's because he's overwhelmed but he did have a good idea to color code the bags

And so I feel like he is able to kind of be in the workforce And I think you know, maybe maybe some hiring people wouldn't appreciate this, but I think it's a good thing if you're willing to like speak to seeing a problem, not just always saying like, yes, I can do that. And yes, I can, I can't do that. Yeah.

I guess also on the downside, his parents, his birds. Right, his parents, his birds. Parents, his birds. Is that on the downside? Yeah, I think so. Just in terms of like, I don't know, that just seems like a weird thing to kind of have. Well, I don't know my parents' her birds.

Oh, shit, Arnie, can I do that? Also, I guess I just realized. Yes. What? Is it weird that you saw her parents' birds and winded and fire? I mean, it's the wind and fire part that's a little more weird.

Yeah. Have we ever met his parents? No. I don't want to have a wet bird on fire over for dinner. Yeah, just that would be. Well, it might be delicious. Yeah, whoa. But, you know what, I just realized something.

I think legally, we're not allowed to ask him an interview of his parents' presence. And we could be, we could be in a lot of trouble. We could be, we got to smooth this stuff. Right, right, right, right, right. So, you store your hired. Oh, good. And Will, we have something to tell you.

We think you're great. We think All's Will that ends will. And if we were in a position where we were hiring we would definitely hire you. And we just hope that this experience is helpful. Keep applying and eventually. Sure, you know, practice makes perfect and this is getting me back in the workforce. So, you know, even if it wasn't a tow or when it wasn't a fail, you know, I was like, thank you. Yeah. Maybe you guys could write me a recommendation Sure, oh, gladly. I would absolutely write you a recommendation and with let's see here the bloated rabbit

It's too forward for me to ask and could ever falls. It's a great place to stop in get a bite to eat That's my record. It's not too forward for you to ask. I think you should start to have more confidence, have more autonomy and ownership over your life. Look, we change make-to. It's better to ask forgiveness, than to beg for forgiveness. Carry the two. I'm sorry. Got it. Okay.

Well, and well, thank you so much for stowing away on this ship with us and talking with us about what's going on with you. Oh, well, it's a great pleasure. It this feels like maybe we're moving on. Does that mean I have to jump off the boat or get on?

Oh, we can throw you off. Not just yet. Let's let Chantry denemail first and see if you can help answer this question. Yeah, maybe if you help with anything that maybe we can reconsider your application here. Although I don't know if this is a question. This is an email here we have from Emerald Holsing and of course you can email us at any time at Magic Tavern at puppies.supplies. That's my email address. Yeah. Or you can email me at chuntatgmail.com. That's chump with 60s.

Hello Arnie Chump, Newsador. I'm not quite caught up in the podcast. Oh, should we stop there? Should we not should we not read the rest of that? I mean, if we didn't read emails that started like that, we wouldn't be able to read barely any emails. That's fair. I told myself I wouldn't email until I was caught up, but I couldn't help but do so in this particularly bad day. I found Hello from Magic Tavern about a month ago, and I'm now on season two, episode 83.

Oh, wow. 183 episodes. I take it back. That's unhealthy. This podcast helps clear the clouds of my mind and provides a distraction, allowing me to get through the day. Perhaps not the best coping method, but you guys get me through the day sometimes when it's hard.

Thank you, Emerald. That's pretty nice. That is so nice. That's very nice. He's very nice. It's so funny that people have the experience of listening to the show and it improves their lives and it seems to ruin us. Yeah. It's fascinating the way people connect, you know, through Gmail and French Eagle and Netcromancy.

It's just that you never know it's going to bring people together. Yes. You mentioned a moment ago and I didn't want to ignore this. I know, or gloss over it. A new name for yourself. Ooh. And will the meek? You wish to find a new appellation that fits the better now.

Yeah, what if it was like Charles the meek? Charles the meek? I like Charles. Wait, Arnie, what? Well, I think you wanted to change the meek part, but also the catchy part. That's a popular remember. But what's something proactive, like the in charge or something else? You'd be like, Charles in charge.

How about try this on? End with the halfling who could be a hat or dust off your stuffed animals. You know what I like about it, it's a pithy? Ooh, I think it- no, you know what? I think I have it. Oh, your new name? The Star Wheel. Star Wheel. Because this is just the beginning of your new life.

Wait, is it sound too much like Cartwheel, be honest? Oh, the little bit. Yeah. And- No, no, no, no, I like it. I just cut off the post. Star Wheel the fresh. Ooh. Oh, yeah. That's good. Give me a- give me a- give me a- I just cut off the post start well the fresh

That's good. Give me give me a fresh is a magic apple from a bag Oh, and here I got you a gift to parting gift. This is a bag where anytime you reach into it It'll be endless letters of recommendation. These are just apples. Oh, I'm sorry That's a bad The bags are very confusing the bags all look alike. I do apologize. But apples are a recommendation for health. Now there is one last bag here. Start well, if you climb inside and we throw it over the beside of the boat, you'll magically appear in back on land.

That just looks like a brilliant sex. It really seems like the pumpkin we discussed earlier. It really, it would be a pretty good pumpkin. Well then how would you get back to land without us? I don't suppose your parents taught you how to fly, did they? Well they never taught me. They never trusted me, you know, and by the time I was getting near old enough, I got shoved in a pot with man-rights, but, um...

Oh man, it's really good to work with. We're gonna be in Kadevra Falls in just a couple days. I know this episode's almost done but if you want to hang out with us on the ship until we get to land, you can. Arnie, stay with us for a little while. Arnie, you get in the bag. There you go. Well, now he's just still stuck in the floorboards but knocked over. I'll tell you what because you've been so nice to me. I don't think you're punking me.

Although, someone has been trying to kill me for several years, so I'm a little slow to trust, but you three are making exception. Can I just look in the back? Of course. Just poke my head in. Yes, take a look here. Here. Oh!

Hi! Excuse me. It keeps going. Yeah. Oh, it's bigger on the inside. Yes look at this There's roots in here. There's a tunnel just going hold on It's deep as you like I see the beach I'm going for it go for it. Look my mother and father always said gentlemen

Go for it. Go for it. Knock my mother and father always said gentlemen. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH where he went to? A beach? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Wait a second. Where'd my watch go? Oh, that little fuck, that fucking duck, that my mother. Oh, fuck a fucking duck, tunebuggies. You said, or where's your wand? Whoa, what? Hmm.

What a half-lane thief. Were we being tricked to this entire tie? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's my dusty owl? Fuck! Oh, mother fuck! It's claimed! Ah, he's somewhere on a beach. He claimed my fucking house.

He's just escaped and he's on a beach. Living the high life, like at the end of Shawshank Redemption or something. That's how that movie goes, right? I'm never seen that. I'm never seen that. I'm never seen that. I'm never seen that. I'm never seen that. I'm never seen that. I'm never seen that.

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I'm never seen that. Everyone knows Shawshank Redemption ends with Tim Robyn saying, gosh, I'm hungry after all that time in prison. You know what sounds tasty? Scenery for about 12 minutes of Spielberg's War of the Worlds. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na. User of the Wizard was played by Mat Young. Charmed the shape-shifter was played by Adolf Refei.

End-will-the-meek was played by Liam O'Brien. Liam plays Caleb Wittagas of the Mighty Nine on Critical Role. The weekly hit web series were a group of friends who happened to be professional voice actors, sort of a group of anti-Mat Youngs, played Dungeons and Dragons. Find out more about Critical Role at critroll.com, and by following them on Twitter at Critical Role. Follow Liam at Voice of O'Brien.

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Speaking of songs no one requested, I've intercepted a fan song from Patrick O'Rourke. It's already online, but so is that half an hour video explaining how Rey and Kylo are actually the reanimated legs of Darth Maul, so too late to be choosy. Follow Patrick on Twitter at Pat likes to tweet, and now here's join the quest to defeat the Dark Lord. If you like music, you haven't been properly prepared for what's about to happen. I am Houston all, Wizard of the 12th Real Movesius. Master of Light and Shadow, In the Glator of Natural Lights. The Lour of Chaos. Try me another great foals of Trolloccus.

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