Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 3, Ep 15 – Jethro Tull (w/ Andy Daly)

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

An evening around a campfire leads to an encounter with a prog rock legend from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ian Anderson, MBE: Andy Daly Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas Editor: Tim Joyce Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban Theme Music: Andy Poland See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm your host Arnee Neet Camp. If you've never listened to a podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host Arnie Neacamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. About four and two-thirds years ago, I fell through a demotivated portal. Start saying some time ago. Well, that's what I was doing.

You know, I really like to kind of do it my own way, Chot. I know there are parts of the intro that kind of... I'm just saying the show, the premise and how the show plays out is so simple, it's so streamlined, so let's keep it that way. Okay. Why didn't all these numbers just streamline it, baby? Okay, well here, and I say this with love, why don't you do it?

I would love to hear maybe I just need to see another way. Perfect. Okay, so I'll say, do you listen or is, you are hearing a talking badger from another world. Okay, all right, here we go. Oh, here we go. Try not to even wait for this. I handed the batons, sprint to the finish.

Here we go. All right, don't worry. Oh, do you have any water, Ernie? Can I have some water? What's that? Can I just have some water? You know, we're camping out here. We can have some stocks of water.

Yeah, over on the other side of our campsite. But let's just really, here we go. All right, so, no, no, no. Listeners, hey, magic time. It's magic time. Sit on down, grab your ankles, and you have chit-chow shave. OK, maybe next time, maybe next time, chump. Hey, you actually used to throw the wizard? Do you want to ent-

...entrow the show? Of course, I shall be able to do this- Oh, and listeners, just so you know, you are about to hear a wizard. I shall be able to do this with the greatest of ease. Hello from the Magic Chavvern. A podcast coming into to you from the world of food. Some time ago, my good friend Arnold fell through a magical portal behind the burger region's domain and now the live here in Foon. Oh, yeah, and I upload this podcast to Earth.

I skipped that for a reason. Two Chronicle are requested Feath of Dark Lord, and I'm joined as always by my co-hosts, Chant the Talking Badger. Yeah, little squish. And you said, or the Wizard? I am you said, or Wizard of the 12th Brager, yeah little squish, and Yusudor the Wizard. I am Yusudor. Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesious master of light and shadow. Minipulator of magical delights, devourer of chaos, champion of the great halls of Turokus, the Ilvesnomius Fyingalok. The Dwarvesnomius Zonenin Hukstenges, and I am known in the northeast as Gassmwaneus Mastar, and there may be other secret names. Oh, names so vile and spicable that if air uttered aloud, your lungs would fill with a black

tar, your eyes would turn bright yellow, and you would wish for death for weeks and weeks and weeks as you slowly decomposed alive. So don't say those names. Yeah, I just don't. Don't even ask about them. Don don't say those names. Yeah, I'm just a fan. Or don't even ask about them. Don't even ask about them. I'm just, can I suggest maybe stop collecting secret names that do such gross stuff?

I shall never do that. I shall always continue to collect these names for they have great power. Names are very important, Arnold. Don't forget that. Names are important. Yeah, it is important. Guys, Chris, call us your to the fire. It are very important, Arnold. Don't forget that. Names are important. Yeah, it is important. Guys, let's go closer to the fire. Okay, cool. Yeah. Do you guys want to tell stories or like what's a fun?

I would like to make some of Moors. Some Moors? Yes. Well, on my world, Smoors are Graham crackers and chocolate and marshmallows. Now we don't have marshmallows. That's right. I got to get you guys to earth and have marshmallows. They're great They're really good I can't imagine such a wonderful fluffy treat. We do have seems impossible. We have saltine crackers in chocolate Saltine crackers. Yeah, how do you have saltines? How do you have a box of zest crackers? Well, where do these come from?

Well, when teens get their first job, it's often making crackers. So they make these saltteens. Oh, wow, pretty cool. Can I say I'm a little bit nervous that tomorrow, we're gonna hike into Sol's Hollow and see the winged whale. Yeah, the winged whale.

The winged whale. And then finally, we'll be able to just fly anywhere at the drop of a hat. Yeah! Versus this, just going along the coast is such a fucking chore. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Finally, the show will be about the destination and not the journey.

Magic waits for no man. Yeah, exactly. It is nice to be out here under the night stars with the campfire roaring in the background and the smell of the smoke and the sweet dew upon the grass. Do you not enjoy being outdoors and living the true wanderer's life? Mm-hmm, well I'm a shapeshifter, so whenever I'm an animal, I love it even better because my senses are heightened.

Look at all these other animal creatures who are coming around the campfire. Oh, it's almost like a nice little moment. Yeah, there's a deer on a moot. A cat with horns. Some day I'll find my true calling. Wait a spoiler moment you sidork. God, this is all this beautiful animals. Why? Beautiful animals, beautiful stars. Let's just take a minute to just really soak in the soundscape and enjoy

Connecting with nature Okay, how long are you? Longer than this I definitely hear singing Come on, who's that shadow? Oh hell fellow well-matin' all that. My, what a surprise! I wasn't expecting to come from anyone at all. Well-matin' indeed, wusser.

Hello! How do you do? You must be a wizard. I am a wizard. I am Yusador the Blue. Please join us at this fire, good friend. I don't mind if I do. How's- How's- It's a stranger person that speaks as if they're from Foon, but you're wearing- What did- Look to me, like EarthclUN, but you're wearing what looked to me like Earthclothes, like you're wearing jeans.

Yes, they look painted on. Well, yes, I do wear my jeans very snug, and that's just a personal preference, but also sort of a professional requirement for me, as you might imagine. I can tell you circumcised. I'm sure you, I'm sure by now you know that made out who I am Imagine I can all to go anyway without being recognized

I got nothing. Oh, oh are you famous and food? Well, I'm I'm really more famous In a place called All famous are in a place called Earth that you have not heard of. Earth? Oh yeah! This is crazy. You're from Earth! You're not gonna believe this. I'm from Earth! You're from Earth! Really from Earth? I am from Earth! Are you really from Earth? I'm really from Earth!

No! Who's what if you is lying? Let's kill one of them. No, I am from Earth. I shan't kill either of you yet, although I am sorely tempted. Which one of you is truly from Earth? You must answer these riddles three. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna help at all, but.

You don't think so? What? I'll go. I feel ready. What is the first letter of the name of your planet? The first letter of the name of planet Earth is the letter E. Oh, very good. You're doing well, sir.

Yes, I agree. By the way, I don't know that that qualifies as a good rule. Yeah, let me and I'll mean literally the whole beginning of the contest was establishing the name of our world. Oh quiz. Oh quiz this guy. Um, what is the? What's your name? All right. Yeah, it's right. Um, what is the um length around earth like this a conference? Oh I'm not Arnie bump set. I'm not... Arnie, bump set. I'm trying to... I'm not really good with that. I'm running for you. I'm trying to take it easy. I could guess, but I feel like I would just embarrass myself

in front of all of our listeners. Like, I don't... People on Earth don't necessarily inherently know that real... Arnie, can I give you a clue? Sure. I don't know either. Oh, okay. Give you the fucking point. Alright, I'm gonna say like a million. Oh, I bet that's wrong. So it's one-o.

Have I either of you ever been to Earth? I was on Earth for very brief time. I see, all right. So I was in the suburbs of Chicago, but that should lead to my second quiz of this. I've been there many times. Oh, you're welcome. I've been there many times, do you know the place?

I don't know, I don't know that. Yes. I don't know it. What is the most popular form of entertainment on earth Progressive or Prague rock and roll Question no that's the answer to that question really yes, probably Prog Rockers they call it. Oh, no while I was saying I was gonna say like Twitch or YouTube maybe I mean amongst people much younger than me

I will say this guy's answer was a little rushed, so I don't know if I would believe that. Arnie here, I'll help you out. This guy says he's famous on earth, so if you just say who he is, we'll believe you're on earth inherently because you know who he is. Well anyone from Earth I think would have a family good idea of who I am. Arnie so who is he? Just say who he is. Don't be coy. He must be famous and I don't want to embarrass somebody not knowing who he is. Well perhaps this will help. Let me pick up this sticker over here. It's about the size of a flute. must be famous and I don't want to be a somebody not knowing who he is.

Well, perhaps this will help. Let me pick up this sticker over here. It's about the size of a flute and pose as I so often have pose. The joints are a little bit rusty, but I can still get the leg up and there I am. Oh my god. I am posing with, if you can imagine that this sticker is a flute and now you know my cuttings are very easy to imagine. I think it's Kenny G Arnie, Arnie, this is incredible The very short time I spent upon earth I learned that progressive rock is the most popular kind of music And you stand here in front of the greatest singer and a proverb of that form of music

Surian Anderson That's right, yes The Inanderson of Jethro Tull Oh! Principal Songwriter of the Band for all through all of its permutations and all of its many classic albums and sing up with the band and of course floutist Yeah! Yes!

Yeah! I've heard of... Oh yeah! Of course! I've heard of... I've heard of! You've heard of? Well of course you've heard of Jethro Tull

Yeah, and you're Groney Thong So be of course you heard of. You're in your groaning song. You're in your groaning song. You're in your groaning song. You're in your groaning song. You're in your groaning song. Yeah, it's on a sudden. One of the honors to do it with this great earthling. It's a lot of, it probably starts with a lot of flute.

Oh, all right. No, I think I see what's happening now. You're not to know yet. I'm more of like a podcast guy. I shouldn't, I don't maybe don't listen to as much music. Well, you should really get to know Jethro Tell because you seem culturally ignorant when you said you're not familiar with our catalogue and very many albums. And it's a, it's only, I'm not embarrassed, but you should should be really a terrible gap in your knowledge of the history of music in the 20th century and 21st as we do continue to be quite active No, I'm so sorry whenever I get back to earth. I'll pick up your latest album. What's your latest album? Well, the I don't know that I'd recommend the latest but

But you might you you should certainly I don't know that I'd recommend the latest, but you might, you used to certainly, the crest of a nave, we, we, along the Grammy for that. Oh, yes, man. But a lot of people prefer thick as a brick, and of course aqua long is the classic album, stand up, you know. Are these you making these up?

No, no, no, I have, I, think it's a brick aqua long. No, no, I'm such a, Collisions of Words. I mean, look, I mean, I'd be definitely with Jethro Tull, but now that he says that, I do know that aqualof is definitely it isn't aqualof it isn't up with loaf in fact It's up along long and you're not you're not far off to say that I'm making these up because I did in fact I did make them up

I am the creative driving force and visually behind the band. I thought you said Jethro tall was a creative force No, so is Jethro here. Yes,. It knew. So is Jethro here? Yes, we'd love to meet Jethro. This is a common misperception to the point where my doctor has advised me to not discuss this any further because there is a noticeable spike in my blood pressure when this topic comes up and it is unhealthy and I'm in danger ginger stroke bending that stick

Yes, yeah, I am in them. Oh, he's stringing it. He's putting strings on it I may put strings on this stick. I can make a guitar. I'd have just been in it Oh, that's very impressive. Yeah, make a guitar at an early. I Well, I may do you mind if I make a guitar? It's a process that takes roughly nine hours. Okay, sounds painful. Make a guitar. A guy, a guitar. Oh, no, no, thank you.

But you know, I'm so sorry Ian, sir. I'm not familiar with you, but you're in luck. I am still kind of a starfucker. Like, so even if I just know that you're famous, I'm very excited about it. All right, good. Well, I'll take it as they say. Will you please join us here at our campfire and regalia's with tales of your travels over

Earth for Arnold is also an Earth man and it's told us very little of Earth and we wish to know more. I can't believe I'd run into an actual Earth man here in Foon. I would like to join. You know I haven't really got much to add to your festivities apart from these marshmallows and some chocolate ram crackers. Oh, you fucking hero. That's all I have. That's all I have. All I have is no, really, it's just three random items. I don't know what you, it's just marshmallows and little squares of chocolate and then these ram crackers and I don't know, I wish I'd thought more about what to bring. Ian Anderson, you have done a great boon to use a door today.

For we shall combine these granite crackers with these mustard mellows with this chocolate and we shall create some more. Yeah, make me one, make it fuckin' thick as a brick. Well, like, best of luck if you've got some idea for how to use these. I wouldn't mind saying it. Well, how do you find yourself here in a foon? However, yeah, how to, oh.

I've been trapped here for a long time. You have been. Yeah, oh. How are you been trapped here? Trapped here. What do you mean? You don't leave in the morning? No, I felt, well, I felt through a long time. You have been. Oh, really? You've been trapped here. What do you mean? You don't leave in the morning? No, I felt, well, I felt through a dimensional port. I'm still sort of workshopping how to say this best, but I felt through a dimensional portal

behind a Burger King in Chicago. And I've been here for over four and a half years without being able to get back. Oh, you haven't been really, you haven't been back at all in four and a half years. All that I can get back to earth is the Wi-Fi signal through which I upload the podcast we're recording now. I love technology. I love new technology. Oh, I'm sorry, Ian, would you mind signing this sheet? It's just a waiver release that we

can use this recording on the podcast. Oh, well, I shall have to run it by my lawyer, as I don't understand. I'll bring it back. Okay. I come back almost every night. Wow, yeah. And you're also from Chicago? No, not from Chicago. I'm just outside London. Oh, yeah. But I've traveled all around the world. We've played in Chicago many times.

The crowds, they love us. They're dwindling, of course. It's crowds do dwindle. I don't think anyone is getting the crowds anymore, really. Music is just to fall off the map. I've heard Liz anyone is getting the crowds anymore really, you know music is just just falling off the map I've heard lizards getting really big crowds. I don't believe anyone is getting crowds anywhere I think I think Beyonce gets a very a lot of Wrong no, you're wrong from what I understand that her crowds are dwindling down

She's forced to pay you know state fairs where I feel like I saw even Link 182 as collecting amphitheaters and stadiums. I just saw a tweet of the Rolling Stones did a show in Chicago recently that was huge. And they can't get anyone to come to their shows of the Rolling Stones. I really can't. It's a shame. That's how it is.

The industry is gone. And so they're forced to play small theaters and whatnot and get 2,000 people in there. They've been forced to come up as we have with a rock opera as a way of getting themselves booked into theatrical venues and you know it's rather difficult. And yeah, I'm so sorry for whatever reason the night air here. We're halfway between cadaver falls and soul hollow but whatever for whatever reason the night airs some waters condensating right below your eyes. Oh yes

that's embarrassing. Yeah, that happens sometimes when I speak about the music business. There are times when water will gather as it has a balloon on my eyes. And you might walk us through if we were to come and see a Jethro Tall concert, which I would love. I would absolutely love to do, especially if you could hook us up with some tickets or something. Well, you know, I mean, you would have to buy your tickets. Oh, okay.

There are two for ones. I said, never. No, no, I mean, you you'd have to buy you tickets. Oh, okay, there are two for ones there Never, no, never even every bottom tickets could we maybe come backstage and meet Jethro For an additional charge, okay, maybe isn't it additional chance associated with it, but you won't be meeting Jethro Christ almighty, he snapped a stick in half Jethro Tull. And again, my doctor would be furious with me for even engaging on the topic, invented a process for farming agriculture technology in the 19th century. Holy shit, he's got it all, rock musician and an agricultureist?

Oh, yeah. And so at some point on Manager suggested that might be a good name for that band, and we simply agreed, and that's all, and ever since then, people have assumed that I'm Jethro Tull has been long named. I made it through that. Oh, so there is no person named Jethro Tull in the band Jethro Tull. Oh my God. There will be so many people who will learn something from this podcast for the very first time. Hmm.

Well, that's a shame if that's true, they should have known it since roughly 1971. Wow, you know, I was born in 1976. Okay. Then you have no excuse for not knowing. We've literally been in existence throughout your entire life. Yeah, I've heard of you. Anyway, you know, this podcast normally we talk to magical creatures and learn about their lives, but I think we could take a cue from a famous podcast around Earth, Mark

Marin and Segway to interviewing musicians. So what? What didn't happen by the way? I don't know. I've been here. So I don't know. I've just heard tell, kind of run out of comedians. So Ian, walk us through your songwriting process.

Oh, really? How'd you come up with Aqualof? Was that a little bit of... I was not awkward. I see you've got a notepad with you. Are you working on any new songs? Well, guess what happens, Jim. Get us back to it.

No, no, no, you're talking. Hi, Simpty, every night. Full of sleep. Yes? You're familiar with that? Oh, yeah, no, does everyone on food fall sleep Probably not to everyone but many creatures need sleep to properly function. Yes, they're going to a trance else go into a trance to recharge. Oh, yeah seems convenient. Yeah good for them

Anyway, I go to sleep every night in a bed on a pillar wearing pajamas and My thoughts become confused after a little while and lying down and then I Like what are some of those thoughts that well it for instance I'm trying to think of what I might have for breakfast Imagining the sausages and eggs and all that in a moment the eggs will sort of change color You know and they'll start speaking to me from the pan,

and the sausages will run away, and then I'll realize, I'm falling asleep. Sure. Yeah. And this is happening, I think I'm falling asleep. Yes, right. But I'll have that thought. I'm falling asleep.

And the transition from waking life to sleeping life is underway. Wow. And then I'll find myself, and the transition from waking life to sleeping life is underway. Wow. And then I'll find myself here. It happens every single night. I simply find myself here in the land of food. And I walk about and I speak with people and I attend functions. And I do best I can to promote Jethro Tell in our albums,

which I'm not available here with food. I've not found a way to bring with me a catalog. I've not found a way to bring with me catalog. I haven't found a way to do it. Have you tried selling it at Coconut? I've not been. No, I'm not being to cook. Well, I don't have the physical compactors to buy. Right, right. Because you're not making it. Come back, you know, digitally remastering vinyl.

What a time. Wow. But I've not been able to figure out how to do that. Anyway, and then in the morning, you know, I'm not able to figure out how to do that. Anyway, and then in the morning, I sort of wake up, and it's time to really have those eggs and sausages. Ian, has this been happening to you your entire life or has this new thing that's happened recently?

This has happened, well, it's an interesting story. We were opening for Led Zeppelin. Oh, love, I love Led Zeppelin. Of course. You know Led Zeppelin for a time was known as the Paul Man's Jethrointel. Oh! I've never heard of this man, but immediately I feel a connection to them. To Led Zeppelin?

Yes. Interesting. I don't know why, but it just feels like awe. Yeah, as we, you know, we recorded our classic album, Aqua Long. In the same studio at the same time Led Zeppelin was recording their fourth album, which had on it's stairway to Heaven and it is a lot of songs which I believe was stolen from us. I believe they heard us tinkering around with our various melodies and stole them. And as it turns out, their songs bear no resemblance to us, and yet I still feel as though a theft has occurred. Sure. Sure. So you believe if Aqualine had come out with a stairway to heaven on it, it would have been better. Oh no doubt about it.

Yes, no doubt. If Jethro Tull had recorded stairway to heaven on the Aqualung Album, it would have been a theft. I think it's Aqualine. No, it isn't. It isn't, it isn't, Aqualine. That doesn't make any sense. So sorry, did you say in your, when you're infooned, when you're infooned. Yes. When I'm infoon in your when you're in food I'm yes, when you're in food and you're in your dream states. Yeah, is that do you take it back to earth and that's how you write song that's how you're inspired to write

songs precisely that's exactly what we're gonna be a song. If we make this moment interesting enough we could be a slip. Let me grab his book here's notebook. I'm sure you love it when people grab your notebook. I see how it's there. Well it is a dream. It's a dream state notebook. It's quite inconvenient. Anything I write down in my Fune dream state notebook I then have to wake up and re-write it into my waking notebook. That was going to be my follow-up question. How well do you retain what has happened to you here in Fune when you were turned to Earth? Yes. Not not all that well. The waking notebook differs greatly from the dream state notebook. It is extremely

little. See what we have here in a magic. You and you fucked it up again. I want the lyrics come. Please fool you fool. I want the lyrics come. Don't read that. Some of the pages are song idea. Song idea. That's something about walking. Ah, yes. Do you know I had that idea while walking. I thought to myself, this is a song, isn't it? Isn't this a song? Something about being upright, yes? And going, beginning someplace and coming to another place. I feel like I'm on VH1 storytellers.

Like I'm just getting the story behind me. And then from there, it's just a matter of choosing the exact words, and then the instrumentation, of course. And the melody. January 1st, 2020. To-do list. Kill Robert Plant. Ah, oh, well, I wish I hadn't read that.

And, uh... John and Whistle will first. The rest will fall. Oh, yes. Well, that's a rather awkward. That's rather awkward. But I guess I can confess it here, right? No one on earth will know this, right?

We're just here. Yes, I did kill John into a small, in Las Vegas. Kill John into a small, in Las Vegas. I assume that this is some sort of evil doer and you're out of vanquishing evil. No, there's certain people that I have on a list and this is again doctors advice. When I think of these people I become so incredibly English that I am in danger of stroke. The idea of them no longer being alive and

no longer you know selling out stadiums and you know catching gigantic checks for royalties and whatnot and buying frivolous new cars and whatnot and living in gigantic countryside manners. The idea of them no longer being alive to do those things is soothing to me, you understand? And so I have spoken at length with my doctor about this and he advised, I don't know, he specifically advised that I'd kill them, but then I address in some way the degree to which the continued existence on Earth plagues and obsets me. And so, and John Antwacer was what was one, and the entire who, all the members of the who

are all the list, did they steal songs from you? Yes, absolutely. All of the who songs, I believe were, in one way or another stolen in a sense from the spirit of Jethro tell me. The band you were talking about is what I'm asking. I beg your pardon? The band you were talking about. Who? The band you were talking about. Who? John, I'm John Antler's little band. Who? That's the band I'm talking about. Yeah, let me see the snow book for a moment. I see here you also have the members of Genesis listed here, but Phil Collins has crossed out and then circled it again

and then crossed out again. Oh yes, yes! Oh, that's a good catch. I have killed Phil Collins twice. Oh, I have two. Two times killed Phil Collins. How interesting. Yes, it is true.

And I don't know why. How do you come back? Right, I don't know. Oh. And I asked him the second time I approached him. True kill him, I said, you know, how is it that you're still alive? And he said, you know, if you promise not to kill me again, I'll tell you. And I thought about, I thought it through, and I thought I'd rather just kill him.

Yes, of course. Yes, of course. Why, what's the point of knowing the answer? Well, it's a real loophole because if you kill him again, he might come back, but if you don't kill him, you never know what happened. Yes, yes. It's also a list of tiruses, Mike and the Mechanics, and it says, Dash, never mind if they've had it that enough.

Yes, Mike and the Mechanics. In fact, that was sort of an off-shooter genesis in the beginning. Very, very angry because an off-shooter, an off-shooter, have been already not great then. Well, off-shooter means to miss, right? Yes, yes, you're shot at us. You're shot at us, yeah. Well said, yes indeed, my mechanics was off. And it just made me angry, and so I put them on the list,

but then they sort of fell off, and no one really talks about them anymore, and I thought, the pain of obscurity is worth the death. So frequently your anger has led you to, it sounds like murder, so we would be so a random person would be wise not to make you angry by getting the name aqua lung wrong or your other wonderful albums like thick as a dick or stuff like that. I so mindy. I think it's a dick. Number one on a list here it says my doctor Well, yes, yes, he is I

The issue is having spoken to him so Frankly about my plans to you know eliminate my various concerns of course He is a rather a liability to me. I love that you said eliminate your concerns and get competition Because you see it as you have no competition. I have no real competition. I think Jethore Tels stands alone atop the field of f- I'd agree with that. I'd say this Danilo. Yes.

Well let's take a quick break. Yeah. It'll be right back with more uh... Uh... Ian McCallan. Ian McCallan. A little Sir Ian McCallan. Good Lord.

And we're back with more Ian McCallan. Yeah, gentlemen. Stop it. Please. I'm Christ sake. No, it's Ian Abrams. No, my God My God Ian me looks like it. It's let me let me with my stick right here in the soil Right down right here so it all can read it all right. Oh He's just he's just spelling out kill. Oh damn it. Sorry. No, that's a mistake. Mentor right my name Anderson, that isn't an episode win blew away. Yeah, just like that. I can't recall But maybe I just noticed guys guys. I just noticed that this guy Over there our guest in Anderson. Okay. I see you all every spring amongst yourselves I'll try to write my name. Maybe see you all over here. Bring along to yourself. Yeah.

I'll try to write my name. Maybe I'll put the sticks together. Sorry. Give us one more. I'll just break off a bunch of sticks. I just thought it was embarrassing. They're all praying menaces and they're walking away. I just noticed. Yeah.

He has a walking whisper. I just noticed he has a very big knife in his belt. A very big knife. That's not what I mean. But he's dreaming. So it's a dream knife. Yeah. So what a fine. Our dream knife. I think I kill our dreams, but he's dreaming so it's a dream knife. Yeah, so what a fine Our dream I kill our dreams, but he can't kill us. No. Oh, oh

What's your dream? What's my dream? Yeah, what's your dream? I don't know get back to earth Oh, pastry shop my dream is to defeat the dark lord to get back to earth to my family for you guys to come with us maybe we Like open a small business, but one where do we just get something to do during the day a little bit, but then we have a lot of free time. This is the first time I'm hearing about this small business.

What are we gonna do? I've spelled out my name in marshmallows. Oh. Oh. Oh, damn it. Oh, damn it. That's a bit take my name. You chance to look at it at all before you eat it.

Now Ian, you see every night you fall asleep and you wake up in the food. But what happens when you return to earth? What is the process? For Arnold here has been looking for a way to return to earth and maybe he can do what you have done. Well it's rather different isn't it? I didn't fall through any sort of portal tonight and it'll be fall asleep. Yeah and then sort of wake up and then I'm not here anymore.

What's that? I can only suggest that you wake up. Do you follow sleep again here and wake up on Earth? Oh, what a good question. No, not at all. No, I simply begin to smell bacon and sausages and eggs. Oh, you sent yourself waking up on Earth and then you just disappear.

Yes, that's right. I do. Yeah, I do. When you wake up on Earth, oh you sent yourself waking up on earth and then you just disappeared. Yeah, I just disappeared. When you wake up on earth are you naked? I'm wearing precisely what I was wearing when I went to sleep on it. Interesting. Which is a pair of handmade pajamas made by gentlemen and Bristol who has by exact measurements. Oh, how nice.

Hand makes my pajamas. Not impressive to know your measurements. I mean, clearly you just gave it to them. No, I have to go then and get measured every six months. That's not gonna brag about. It sounds like you're constantly changing shape. I'm gonna let me, you know, yes. I know the feeling, but that just,

put on a few pounds and lose the game. You do that? Yes. Just to like, I'm on several different extreme diets. Oh, what a various all various different times? I mean, one of them clearly seems to be marshmallow, graham crackers and chocolate. Yes, I just, that was, again, doctors orders.

Yeah. You just had drawn up a list of things. For three months, I'm supposed to eat only those. Mm-hmm. Yes, but I never had the thought of putting them together. You had one, so that's not a bad idea. Now your doctor gave you this advice about taking care of these irritants in your life.

How did you originally come to meet this doctor? Are they certified as a doctor? Well, yes, he was sort of a tour doctor. You know, when a band goes on tour, and you have some sort of a problem, like for instance, I'm having a hard time being awake enough for the show. You know, you might be put in touch with a doctor. And this is a doctor that sort of, you know, he's more than happy to join the tour on the bus and whatnot. And he'll sort of supply you with anything

you need to be more awake or less awake or more confused. Or you know, whatever it is that you'd like to be. Yeah. Speaking of more confused, something I've just been chewing on that I can't seem to comprehend or sort of digest. You said that you're the lead singer, and then you're also a flautist. Now on Fune, if you're playing the flute, you're not able to sing at the same time. Now if you're playing guitar or something else, you can sing and play. So which is it?

Flown is their singer. I'm both. Yes. You sing through the flute? At times, Yes, in fact. Yes, it sounds and times it sounds quite a bit like I am singing through the flute Will say but no you know you can play a bit of flute and then and then sort of hold the flute away from your mouth and then sing Are you say this is like Peter Frampton sings through his flute? Is that what you said? Through his guitar guitar. And he just comes alive.

That's about the extent of him. Sorry, sorry, you were saying. Frampton. Frampton. Man, I might not look back at just one. Nope. Just one right. Well, well, you just want to write down one thing.

He's going to put our names on that list. No, no, no, no. Frampton, just put, well, you can add it. Just add Frampton to that list. No, no, no, no. No. Frampton, just put, you can add it. Just add Frampton to that list. Okay, would you please? Frampton. Well, here I'll just write it in marshmallows. Sorry to dovetail back to this, but I had one more question about that doctor that you were seeing.

Is there any chance that this doctor just goes by a first name? Like, Dr. Micah, Dr. Sally or something? Uh, well, I'm not sure what you're getting at, but yes, yes. We do know the doctor. Well, I just want to know how legitimate this doctor is. Very, very legitimate. His name, well, I don't know his first name, but his last name is Feel Good.

Oh. Is the doctor in quotes by any chance? Well, yes. Oh, no, he always says call me doctor. Ah. As I prefer to be called doctor. Yes, I see. He's a little bit cold, okay. Yes, call me doctor. I prefer to be called Call okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm prefer to be called doctor and he has he has said that it's more of a nickname I see. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's true

But I think of him as a doctor and I take seriously his wearing this olders and edicts and what not? It also sounds like you get a lot of I mean if I'm'm just being frank It sounds like you get a lot of drugs from him I'm worby and kind of rude. You said or I know you have a lot of fantasy drugs. Would you like some more? Glorb or something? Yes, would you like to try some more, lord? I'd be more than having to try some more, you know Of course my my wild days are a bit behind me now, but you know, I mean here in my dream state I didn't see why why not? Well, here you go. All you have to do is swallow this it's cut with mayonnaise But it's still good cut with mayonnaise. Yes, that's right. Oh Well, then I can't have it because oh concerns about cholesterol

It's also not marshmallow chocolate or graham cracker. He's done Someone else approach what don't sit on me! Whoa! Who sat on me? Oh, that might have been me. I don't always see what's behind my rose. Don't sit on me! Holy shit!

What did you sit on, you said on? It is I, the King of the Rocks! Oh! The King of the Rocks! Your Majesty! The King of the Rocks has been sat upon! Oh dear God! How awful! Did you sit on, I think, I can't tell which of these rocks is the king

I can't tell I hear the voice coming from around these assorted rock of course you can tell which is the king of the rocks Oh, it's got a little crowd on it. I see it over there. Yeah The crowd on it. Oh, hello king of the rocks with the crown on it. Oh, hello King of the Rocks. Hello! Which of you is the King of the Humans? That would be Arnie. Arnie, yeah, I guess Arnie.

Yeah, it would probably be me. My apologies to you, Ian, but I guess in this situation I'll be there. The choice between you and I, it would be the King of the Humans. Yeah. I think it would have to be me. What a wonderful, no! This is a wonderful circumstance. what a core lesson this is we have here the King of the rocks of food and the King of rock of earth

Oh, well said indeed. Yes, I believe I am the king You know, you're talking about my cold Elvis that at one time, but he's long gone and dead and I believe the day the Elvis died I took over as King of Rock and Roll. Oh, did you kill Elvis as well? Well, he was really in the way. Oh, Elvis is, Elvis Presley is on the list here, but he's spelled different than his sounds. There's an extra consonant in there. I, you know, spelling is not a strong suit for me, but yes, I did kill Elvis anyway.

I don't know who that is! I'm so sorry, King of the Rocks. How dare you talk amongst yourselves within the presence of the King of the Rocks? Please forgive us your majesty. Is there anything we can do to serve you and your kingdom? I am Yusodore, the mighty blue wizard. Yes, there is much you can do to serve me, the King of the Rocks. I like to be moved some place Well, let's let's oh I know someone who can help with that Do you guys know the King of the Road? I yeah, I am familiar. Let me give him a shot King of the Road

King of the Road King of the Road. Oh, there you are. Did you summon me the of the Roads? Yeah, would you mind? Oh, there. Your Majesty. Your Majesty. Well, in my play, I'm very rarely get summoned in that way, and I'm very surprised to have it happen. You seem surprised. I am.

Did I wake you up? Oh, fuck, I'm sorry. I don't think I was asleep. I was somewhere in between. You know, I was just so relaxed. I was sort of staring off into space. Nice to meet you. I'm the King of Rock and Road now. Oh, I'm the so relaxed. I was sort of staring off into space. Nice to meet you. I'm the king of rock and roll now.

Oh, I'm the king of the road. And I am the king of the rocks! Three kings! Oh my gosh! It's like... We're the three kings of Orient are. Oh my gosh. I'm a little new. Yeah, I'm more familiar. I was more thinking of the ice cube, George Clooney. Spike Jones movie? I haven't caught that one.

Now, I haven't seen that one. Yeah, I haven't seen that one either. And of course I am! No one takes a rock to the move, is! Yeah, Ian, is this the sort of thing that you write songs about when you return to Earth? I may well write a song and dig about three kings meeting at a campfire. Yeah! Wonderful! So catchy! So much more catchy than his name! That was not what I was expecting his music to sound like at all!

Well, it sounds different to different ways at all times, you know? I know, it's sort of evolving as an artist, and yeah. I'm trying out different ways of writing so it. So it's all the sort of... Yes! Shrekhofer, the Crimson King, and trying out different ways of writing So it's all about the artist Yes, shake off for the Crimson King or is that too much? I think we have enough kings here, but the King of the Rocks Tell us where you wish to be moved to and we shall branch in this move I have been here for 5,000 years

And it's really, there's not much to see Would you like to be moved slightly up the hill here? I guess I'd like a better view. I have heard tell of the ocean! Oh yeah! We're very close to the ocean. Oh you! Yeah! I should like to have a view of the ocean as king of the rocks.

I am incredibly powerful, but cannot move! I gotta ask... how that crown get up there. I assume it the coronation after your father or mother passed away the other rocks put the crown upon your head. Not entirely. This crown was put here to mock me by the wizard who turned me into a rock. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yikes!

Oh, that might have been can the wizard. He's been at least for a long time. Was he wearing yellow robes? Yes, yes, yes! Yellow robes is right! What were you before you were a rock? Before I was a rock, I was the king of this whole land. What?

I was the king of this whole area, which at that time was called dummy canyon. Dummy canyon, dummy canyon. Dummy canyon, we call it. I know the legend of dummy canyon and it's lost king. Really? Yes, of course. Wait, the lore goes. Yes.

That they found a local idiot, made him king of dummy canyon. They called it dummy canyon to make him think it was an actual thing, but cows to it in the name is the word dummy But then he still But then he still felt like he was the king so they had to change him into a rock because he was so obnoxious I was named king of a true land Which you know it was new at the time they called it dummy canyon and I was the king and I became mad with power. Did you have how many subjects did you have? I have well it was it was hard to tell I would give speeches from the balcony and there'd be no one there but I was told that my voice was carrying

far and wide and all of my subjects were hearing me and often you announced how many people have actually come to those those sorts of speeches but it turned out they had paintings I mean it could could prove that many people did not show up to that speech. Yes, and those artists had a lot of nerve painting my speeches in such accurate detail. Guys, if I'm remembering more of the lore, the embarrassing thing was the king used to be a rock. The real king stubbed his toe on, so it turned the rock into a king, made him a fake king. Oh, oh, do we tell him? I only remember being a king and being a good king and an angry king and the king who really, really expected everything he wanted right when he wanted it and then a wizard came

to town to turn me into a fucking rock and placed a crown upon me and said there, now you're king of the Rock! Ian, are you writing all this down? I'm course I am, I'm getting all of it. This is an amazing story, it's gonna make a wonderful song! King of the Rocks. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, b stick and his notes are just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah It's just common courtesy. Oh, that's that is in the bylaws, but I don't really enforce it You know, it's not that big of a deal. Fuck me out. Sorry. No, I bother. Oh, I must have did I take you away from your family? Are you said you're in between? Yeah, no, I was just sitting in a bunch of leaves Mr. By the side of the road. You need some money. Are you okay?

You know, I mean being the king of the road as Because no one really you have no subjects You only have people who pay some fruit. Yeah, and it's a little something. Yeah, I'll tell you that it's real Lonesome not there on the road, but no, I don't need an a-hem fine Well, what do you want to move a rock? Yeah, we thought to move this boulder the king of the rocks was a lot I should like to be in view of the ocean king of the road Would it be possible for you to just toss that rock directly into the ocean Perhaps into the deepest part of the roast ocean you can reach

It's also an ambitious request Well, but you would be able to see the ocean perfectly from there Let's leave it up to in... I think it's Ian Roberts. Ian Roberts, wrong again. And this time even more infuriating. It's Ian Anderson. Ian Anderson, the singer and floutist and principal songwriter with Jeff Rune, tell.

You wanted to leave it up to me. Yeah, I mean, the King of the Rocks will go. I mean, we continue to exist after you wake up, but since we're on your time, you're dream time. Uh, what do you want to do? Oh, well, that's interesting. I think the king of the rocks should be chiseled into a thousand smaller rocks. Oh! No!

Don't do that! Because then, if I do find a wizard who can turn me back into a man, I'll be... You know, it'll be terrible. I'll be in a thousand pieces. But it possibly, uh, King of the Rocks, but it's also possible that you will become thousands of rock princes. Oh. Princes of rocks.

Well, it's possible, but it seems like too much of a risk! I'd rather stay one rock. Hey, you are, are you a wizard? I am a wizard, yes. You said all, the blue wizard. You said all, yes. And you turn me back into a man. I can try. If he's a man, it'll be a lot easier to throw him into the sea.

That's true. Here. King of the rocks, allow me to place my hand softly upon thee. And here, now let me speak the words, Kroth, Kroth, Kroth, Kroth, Kroth, and Kroth, Kroth, Kroth, Moron, Ma, he's rolling.

He's rolling. Whoa. Are those legs I can't tell? He's changing. He's transmorphing into something. I can't tell what though the light is too bright It's a statue of a man with a crown This is only slightly better. I have done as I you have asked and changed you into a man I'm rock rock I'm a rock and a man right is read. Oh

No, what I wanted well if you want to remain King of the Rocks, you still have to be a rock. No, I don't want to remain King of the Rocks! I never said I did! Well, if who wouldn't want to be King of anything, what a wonderful gift to be granted the power of the Royal. I should like to be a man and reclaim my title as King of Dummy Canyon! You know what, let's give him what he wants. He's a thousand-year-old rock. Go ahead and turn him back into a thousand-year-old man.

All right, I can do that. Wait a minute, no, I hadn't thought this through. I'm going to hold up my power, but I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Oh! Oh, that was gross. Look at that. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it. It's just, it's just a teary-rated into a dusty skeleton. Oh, that's sad.

Well, time to throw these bones in the ocean. Yes, let's do that, and much lighter than the rock would have been. Oh, yeah, much easier. Time to throw these bones in the ocean. That's kind of a good lyric. Time to throw these bones into the ocean. Well, that was my lyric. Oh, okay. No, it isn't that good. I'm the one with the ocean. That was my lip. Oh, okay.

No, it is not good. Well, it's like one of your good lyrics. Give me one of your good lyrics. Just one. Meanwhile, back in the year one. We're going to belong to no one. I liked it at first, but rhyming one with one. You didn't stand a chance, son. Oh, you know.

If your pants were undone. Oh! There's, I'm kind of becoming a fan of Jethro Tall. Yes, yes. See that? That's how it works. I too have become a fan of you, Jethro Tall. Sitting on a park bench. That's the song you know, right?

Oh, yeah! The cadence suggests action, but it's always sitting on a bench. Sitting on a park bench. Is it me? These are bad lyrics. I'm little girls with bad intent. Oh no! Those are the lyrics of a very, very popular song. Oh!

That is by far and away our most popular song. Snot is running down his nose! Now I'm on board. Oh! You swore, Chant. Look! The sun is just starting to rise over the hill. Oh yes it is. Oh what is that smell carried across the breeze? Sources.

Oh ew. Oh baking it. I believe you're about to wake on her. Yes, hand me that by the way. But real quick, please. Give him bacon. I believe you're about to wake on a yes, hand me that. But real quick, please give him that notebook. Thank you. There's some real gold in there. Good bye, Peter Fremton. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Ian, before you go back to Earth, would you be able to remember and send messages back to send help to save me to get me back to earth? I can't think why I would All right so long Wow, he just well, it's just the four of us now, Arnie Chunt Yusador and the king of the road

Yeah, but again, I don't really know why I'm here at all or what Now, Arnie Chunt, Yusador, and the King of the Road. Yeah, but again, I don't really know why I'm here at all or what, no, that's my bad, that's my bad. I'll follow that sort of. We apologize for calling you, but while you're here, we would like to thank you for allowing us to wander. Oh, on my pleasure, yeah, you guys enjoy the roads any time. If you ever run into a pothole or anything like that

or a road that sort of get washed out By the rain you just let me know okay, I'll come take care of it Best I can but if we want to move something like brush a leaf aside or something that is also when we call you It's just a leaf. Yeah, I mean no, I'd say don't bother me for a leaf Okay, but I'll take care. Yeah, yep king of the road Thank you for allowing this agency to move leaves upon thee without any further request from the yeah No, that's all right. All right fellas, but he's slowly crawling back into that pile There are trailers

I could have I should have got that we could use a trailer Oh I still remember the road. I guess I was, I never even got around to asking him if he's like, if he is road or he's just the king of the road and something else, but still, maybe we'll run into him sometime in the future. I hope we also run into the king of Leon. King of who? Leon?

No. It's an Aryan thing. Oh, there are many kings there. Oh, the kings of Leon? The kings of Leon the kings of Leon I feel like it'd be a great opportunity to follow that up with that real. Oh, here they come A valuable lesson for future guests the more characters you play the harder it is for Matt to interrupt you. Use it all the wizard was played by Matt Young. Shunt the talking badger was played by Adel Ruffiah.

Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull, The King of the Rocks, and The King of the Road, were all played by special guest Andy Daly, who must have believed he was on some bigger deal comedy podcast. Maybe Radio Lab. You may know Andy from the TV show Review, or his work on Bob's Burgers, Big Mouth, Veep and Modern Family, but has he been on Mike and Molly?

No, and it is killing him. Check out Andy's new podcast, The Great American Cabinet of Curiosity's, Available on Stitcher. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arnie Neekamp, Matt Young, and Adel Ruffaie, Post Production Coordination by Garrett Schultz. Eerwolf producer Kimmy Lucas, this episode edited by Tim Joyce, special assistance by Ryan

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