Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 3, Ep 16 - The Wing'd Whale (w/ Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna)

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

A ride on the mythical Wing’d Whale leads to an encounter with the Freshgrave Twins.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSchnenessa: Jessica McKennaSnaken: Zach ReinoMysterious Man: Tim SniffenLincoln: Evan JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEarwolf Producer: Kimmie LucasEditor: Stephen DrangerSpecial Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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fracture that attention span like a dumbass earskick screwing around with the crystal and enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun. I'm your host Arnee Nekamp. If you've never listened to podcasts before, this is everything you need to know. Some time ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king. Oh, I'm a fucking whale! Uh, sorry. Sometime ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago,

into the map. Sorry. Into the, uh, into the map. And you believe it, Arne. Standing astride away O'Wale. The wind blowing through your hair. Flying through the sky on the greatest ship and I created it.

Oh, feel that wind in my fur. Ooh, it's a little scary. We are on a ship, on a whale, flying through the sky. So you know what, senders me, what gives me my bravery, my magic feathers, this microphone. So I am gonna try to... You're a man on a bike, on a boat, on a whale, in this guy. Duh, duh, duh, duh.

Man on the bike, on a boat, on a whale, in this guy. I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift. Somehow... You're a man on a boat, on a ship, on a thing, on a place, in a land. That's the spirit? Yeah. And I use the Wi-Fi from the Burger King

to upload a podcast. I record every week here in Foon Chronicleing our adventures. Just keep the Dark Corner. What do we say about chronicling? To Chronicle, thank you. Are, you know what, it's just easier for me to say chronicling.

But the way it sounds, chronicling. Okay, I will say it as elegantly as I can. A podcast, sounds like a series of bats is punching some. A podcast, I'll record every week. Chronically, our adventures defeat the dark Lord of Foon. And I am joined, as always, by my supportive buds. They're always there for me. They never nitpick about little things that almost seem

like psychological problems. They're focusing on, shunt the talking badger. oh yeah, baby, and Yusudor the Wizard. I am Yusudor, Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of a fesiest master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devourer of chaos, champion of the great holes of Trakis. The elves know me as Fiengelik, the dwarves know me as Zonin and Hukstegneses, earned I am noon in the North East as guess when he is me saw and there may be other secret names, oh names that I swear that if they did enter

I even, your peripheral vision, if you even kind of like half saw them, you'd get all messed up. Oh my gosh. Wow, that one scares me the most because he didn't even articulate it. He just like got really upset is no started bleeding. Yeah Sorry about the oh yeah, there's a lot of blood in your beard now. Yes. Well, I didn't mean you to die pink anyway

What's that white powder on your nose? Just been traveling got me a little bump. Okay, so it's exciting But a little scary that we finally found the legendary ship the winged whale. Oh what we went to Sol's hollow What an adventure. Oh my god. Did you get the recording of that? Oh? What a ride would a thrill would a adventure. I tried to really battle It all happened like the day after we recorded the last one. I'm really trying to like personal We did record it. It's late as Slavin. I know, yeah. And it also had such an interesting story to tell. Yes, it did.

Yeah, so poignant and beautiful and sad. And it's so liturative. What slayed a Slavin? Yeah, and it's Slava. And it's Slava. Slari not slari. But to live in the present, we have booked passage on this amazing passenger boat

on a whale in the sky. I'm not even really sure where it's headed. Somewhere up here there's like a list of all the stops. And also if you wait, there'll be a voice that tells you that it's not here. Also, and I don't, I don't know if you've noticed this. There are kind of a lot of kids on this boat. Oh yes, well, the winged whale is well known

for transporting children to Gisborneob Preparatory Academy. Oh, the school for young wizards? That's right. That's the family warden. Yes, so many of these children, I assume, are students there. Yes, I don't fuck with them. Oh, okay. I guess they're magic you up. They're all heading back from Vistach break or whatever time of year it is. Exactly. Yes, you've nailed it. And in fact, I ran into two kids that you might know, Arnie.

Here they are. This is Chad and Beverly. Chad and Beverly, yeah. Who are Chad and Beverly? We have an interview. No. Hey, Chad Beverly, sorry. I guess we could.

They look, I gotta be honest and I'm sorry to say this in front of you Chad Beverly Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry Chad Beverly just don't look interesting I mean, you don't seem like they've got why would you talk to Chad and Beverly? But you have such superior gasoline in your very grass Chad and Beverly a house camel tall Our big nerds and bigger losers. No Beverly, it's a fresh grape twins, let's get out. We gotta run, bye. I know those voices.

You know, it's fun every time we do that. Yes, every single time we shout at our classmates, I think, what a very good way to spend that time. Shninesa, what are my favorite parts about? A big echoing hallway, is that whenever we yell something at someone younger, older, teacher, it doesn't matter. Everyone gets to hear it. It sounds so big and large. I wouldn't have thought that a boat on a whale would echo as good as it did. But it really does. Good job you whale! Very resonant whale!

Good job resonant whale! Already it's the freshgrave twins! The freshgrave twins! Yeah! I remember them. Yeah let's interview them. We've met so many people and I definitely remember the fresh Grave twins Snake in snesh-snesh-na. Oh, it's My name is Shneneza. Thank you. And yes, we are the fresh grape twins of House Dingledong at Gizleno The most vicious clever and cunning of the Gizleno house. Yes, hmm house Ding Dong Well, welcome back. We're glad to have you as our guests again.

You said on, yes. Yes. Oh, my pleasure. And now refresh my memory at House Gisborne. Refresh grave, your memory. Refresh grave our drinks, because we're coming off of this house, Braggel. We got silly.

They are clearly drunk. We got Wawawawaw wacky and wild loopy-loo with lucy-loo That's what we say these days if you get a little tips you get loopy-loo with lucy-loo Arnie at Juselov. It's famously the kids drink this beverage. It's called. I don't know if I'm saying this right Beer. Oh, is not anything more magical or Um, beer. Ow! Is not anything more magical or...

Would it be all sounding, what do you mean? It's just called beer. We were crushing some beers over this break. Crushing them into oblivion! Crush them! Crush them till they've peered no more! For it's our last year at Giselnob, so we can drink legally. Ooh, seniors! Well, don't we're really worried about it, though.

Oh. What's it as you worry? It's like what happens when you get out of school and into the real world. What will become of two twins? I know. Who dabble in evil but in acute ways. Yes, and who have mastered all the dark magic

that have been taught to us? But like all those skills applicable? Like, is there a market for them? What's the marketplace like? What are your sort of your specialties? What have you been studying the most? Necromancy? Bunch of necromancy. Yes. Okay. Anything sort of your specialties? What have you been staying the most? Necromancy? A bunch of necromancies. Okay.

I think sort of bringing the dead back to life is huge. That's huge for us. Ghost stuff. Ghost stuff. Hosians, chomps, hexes, any of that? Hesians, yes. Hosians don't call it to me because I feel like it's just cooking and I'm like... It's like cooking with drinks. And I'm like, okay, so am I a mixologist? I just want to crush some beer! Beer! What about a like her her biology? I mean, there's only one kind of her biology I'm into. You know what I mean? I do know what you mean. He's making a sex

motion. Have sex with trees. That's what I meant. Oh, this is the other thing that's worrying me about growing up is that I thought he meant like smoking some wacky weed. Yeah, I would think it was right there. And you know, but he's once still whacked some smoky weed. That's right. And my brother's snake and an eye. I know you remember this. We have sort of a telepathic connection. We can understand each other's thoughts.

And lately, my brother's thoughts are horribly gross. Don't yuck my arm. I'm trying not to, but it's a jungle. I understand. I understand. I understand. I don't know where she is sexually, because she is repressing it actively and all the time. It feels like the only move.

Have either of you. Yes, that's a way to go. Have either of you considered using your magic to temporarily break this telepathic connection and then in some way have some reprieve, at least momentarily, from one another's thoughts. So you may dive into your darkest and most dank ideas. I have not really been sort of censoring myself as of late. That's a new thing for me. And we're sort of dealing with that as a, here's what I'm concerned with you, Sada.

As far as I understand, a great deal of our power flows from that link. So we could do it in sort of, you know, get freaky for a while. But to what end would we be magical half of what we are now? And would I be more satisfied with that life half the magic, but all of my sexual prowess? Oh, well, that is a problem, eh? You don't want to lose the source of your magical energies But perhaps, well perhaps there is some way that you can at least temporarily mask these thoughts from one another so you could Delve into your most perverse

Permission you know what sort of my strategy has been and I'm sorry I didn't discuss this with you, not necessarily, but it's sort of like start with get wild get weird get gross with it now she's been exposed to that thought of me and the tree right sure now the normal stuff is like blip on radar as it was desensitize where is I as soon as possible just think oh sandwich oh what about a sandwich that which is sort of good mask I guess a sandwich oh how I'm interested in what it feels like to have a sandwich can I ask when you think about the sandwich you mine's eyes or conjure that forward what's on the sandwich it's a boy it's a beautiful boy a sandwich

she's gonna take a bite out of that tight ass I mean I will tell you I have because I know when she does this and it's sort of super obvious, because she'll be walking along, you know, all of a sudden, I'll have, like, the sort of, like, bellowing of an ogre, and I was like, sandwich, it's like, oh, she's an ass-a-sa guy she likes.

That's what happened just now. It's probably, and it must in some ways over time change your relationship to sandwiches. I don't know what it definitely does. I would say, first of all, I'm fully bisexual now, which is, well, I guess that's not because of you,

that's just because of me. We have no idea. Yeah, hmm, whatever now. But yeah, sandwiches are a deeply sexual experience for, I assume both of us, yes. I suppose of us, yes. Yeah, it's hard to know, nature versus nurture, nature versus sister.

Right now, I'm only open-faced sandwiches, but even that gets me very aroused. Shnanessa. Sandwich, yes. Gotta know, dish. Who's the boy on the sandwich? Oh, chant. It might change, but who shows up the moment?

OK, so here's my curd boy, actually. And it always feels better to just say these things out loud rather than knowing that my brother can see them in my brain. So I think that my favorite, well, we had this experience on our Vischdash break, where... First of all, highly recommend. Yes, highly recommend.

We did some paddle boarding, but where the whole thing is see-through. Oh, have you been to Commodore Frogs, by the way? No. Commodore Frogs. Have you, you haven't been to Commodore Frogs? Oh my gosh, you have to go. You have to go to Commodore Frogs. I'm sorry a new home. Oh my gosh. You have to go

Sorry, I'm sorry stop ever you have hold on who is shining this whale Do that what we can't go right now make you Snake and snake and come back We can't go right screaming Screaming at the whale, it wasn't chaining. Yes, it's hard, but Commodore, you must go. They're known for their wet robe contest, right? That's right. Any rope that you have near you that you get wet, as wet as you get it with alcohol,

you get to then drink the rope. Oh, it's a wet robe contest. Yes, it is a wet robe. I always thought it was wet robe, but wet robe makes me say, no, it's a wet robe contest. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is a wet robe contest, and thought I was wet robe, but what rope makes works. No, it's a wet rope contest. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It is a wet robe contest and there is a wet rope as a deal.

As a surprise, yes. Whoever's robe gets the wet, gets the wet. The wet is, gets the wet. That's the wetest. So who's this boy? Who's this boy? So we're at Commodore Frogs and he's drinking like this very tall blue drink. And I say, how about that tall drink of blue?

And he says, and he's actually a transfer student from a, well, he was there on a break from a different school. And so I've never seen him before. His name is Callamy, and boy is he Ionic. You know, it kind of was tall like a column. And there's different stages of columns. Yes, I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe. Was that anything? Is he from know. I don't know. Maybe. Was that anything? Is he from Drumstring? That's right. OK. I know that's another rival wizard school. There's another wizard school? Yeah. Drumstring.

There's a few. It's like in an unknown icy place, they were like for freecotes. And that means they go the wildest overvation aspect because they have just like never been in the sun. There's never had the sand between their toes. There's lay pretty sticks and they're just sort of, they're very snobby. They're bit snobby and- That's a girl school by the way.

But this boy, Colony, was, well let me just tell you, he was a Rubin of a sandwich. He had a lot going on and I loved every segment of it. As you're supposed to do a French dip if you know what I mean. Oh, a real Ruben stud. Right? Everybody with me on that one? What? Never mind, I don't know.

Earth people are loving it. But, you know, we had to just exchange that we would maybe beep hen pals and now every time I think of a sandwich, I just think of his beautiful eyes and he had like blonde curly hair and his curls sort of like formed around his eyeballs sometimes. Very true. Very true. Arnie, not my type, but very true. I thought his hair kind of looked like a sour crowd which is why I keep making a rubin in my head. Well it's good that you two aren't less sort of fighting over him. Arnie and Foon pen palaces when you are pals with someone

and you have a long distance between you so you both become pensive. Oh I see. Yeah we're... I had to a brief pensive because I'm young but I uh that is we're both just like super pen. We're just two pen pals. There's two pen. Yeah, two pen pals. Oh I hate pen music. It's not for you. No. You never want to just like let it rain and put on some pen sounds. No, just not my thing. I just not into it. To experiment. To it, yes. What sort of, I mean, there's some oldies about goodie. I mean, we are not opposed to sort of more classical music.

What's your favorite music? Oh, I love a Johnny Shanty. Mm-hmm. Just something that people sort of scream at the top of their lungs in a tavern. Love it. Shaking their beers. Love. I love beer.

BAM! Already have we ever heard your favorite music? I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music. I love the music.

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Where you come from, there are two Elvis. There are two Elvis. How can a world support two Elvis? Well, actually three Elvis Mitchell, who's a great entrepreneur. What? That's why. I'm, listen, I'm gonna need a beard

to get my head around this. I got on my last beer before we get back to school Oh gosh, what's it gonna be like getting back? You know, you've had just a wild getaway. We have such seventh yearitis You know, it's just like very hard to pay it. We show up at ghost stuff in the morning It's like we learned all the ghost stuff. I'm like I already know I'm on path to like graduate So I'm like how can I even pay attention to go stuff when I'm thinking about sandwich Is there gonna be any sort of a seventh year prank this? Oh always you know house dingle don't always takes the prank That's right you're in house dingle don which is the evil house Some people's trick away from that label, but not us the fresh grape twins. We think yes. We are the evil house

We are the house unburdened by sort of moral shackles that's right that's a good way to think about it last year we killed a first year and we're thinking how do we sort of that was the prank that was your prank well hold on what we did do it because we weren't 70s but like that's what dingle don't did last year's dingle don't kill the first year but was trying to see how long can we sort of animate his body and send him to school before anyone who was to see that. It was very funny. It was very, can I stress how funny it was. It was hilarious. But the body of this child was being sort of like thrumped around in the classroom. He could like do a congoline if you let him. So much child rememation. I mean it sounds evil

and I hate it, but it does sound funny. It was so very Very, it was so funny. I mean, I don't think it's funny at all unless there were sunglasses. Oh, there were Oh, that I'm into it. Funny thing about reanimation. Can I forget the pupils quite right? So you have to do some sort of glassware, some sort of eye Accessory Road tip when dealing with the undead the eyes will always give you that's where that's where there windows to the soul And when your soul is the only thing you got it's just a big old bay window big old bay window now I'm surprised that you're returning to school at all for the seventh year Well, you know, we thought about doing a sort of study abroad just go around make mischief as it were everywhere

I thought about leaving with colony but Ultimately, we just felt like let's get the piece of paper Get you know something to put on the wall to keep the parents at bay no matter what happens. Sure, sure, because we are very loving and supportive parents. My come as a shock, but we just love them. I sort of assume they are kind of evil. No, they are both chirping birds. They are both chirping birds. Really? Yeah, two sweeties, two absoluces. Big nerds. There is a theory sometimes that magical twins split one soul and so it turns a bit evil. That's another reason why we're worried about breaking our magical connection

Why don't you have a soul? Have an ice and big old paper? No, no, thank you Arnie, did you hear what they said? They said they got to get that slip of paper, that piece of paper? Aren't we looking for subsiping? Well, we are looking for lost pages from the book of sight, the secret book of the dark lore

What are you guys talking about? You want to be here? Yes, we do want to be here. Okay, cool, we're gonna get some beers. We're gonna get some beers, also. I don't know, wait, Beverly! Watch this, I have a question that might lead us to a page of the book of sight. Fresh Grave Trins, I must ask you, who's your favorite teacher? Oh, at Jisunam.

Uh, myself? No, I'm not. Okay, I would say first, my favorite is myself. Yes, my favorite is Shnanesha. Oh. My second favorite is Snakehead. My second favorite is Myself. My third favorite is just trial and error. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. Well, life is the greatest. My fourth favorite is the street, the sort of learning of the street. You have to learn, you have to learn how to speak. My fifth favorite is rumor. Rumor is good. Rumor is good. And then my sixth favorite is...

Oh! God's God, the pumpkin dragon. Oh! There we go. God's God, the pumpkin dragon. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh God's got got yeah, that's just a man that's a hyponated last name. God's got the pumpkin dragon. I'm an asshole I'm so sorry. No, no, it's a fair assumption honestly It's just that I mean he has a bit of like a fiery street. It's a name or is it a title? Oh good question I don't know and I don't know enough about his personal life to know and I don't care to ask I never will but it might be a title it might be like the a duke situation Lord wait is this a teacher who turns carriages into pumpkins?

Yes. Oh, yes. That's the one, yes. And makes clothes better. And makes clothes better. And I think that's it. I think that's it. So they teach transfiguration.

Yes. But in outside in the garden. Just garden transfiguration. Yes, because all things, but the physical classroom is outside in the garden. I see. Yes. And then sometimes there's like a crossover with her biology and that's like a

hoot. Love it. There's that motion again. Is it making that motion again? Her biology. You didn't ask me about who my crush was. Oh, who's, oh, snake in. Okay, so I had a thing with a seat of tree for a while and I will tell you why.

You from Earth. You from me with dry ads? Dry ads? Sort of tree spirit, women, men. Tree spirits, you know about tree spirits where you're from? I mean, I'm just using context clues, I think. Okay, yeah, you can use context clues. Do you know about tree spirits?

It's like spirits and trees. Let's back it up a moment for him. Do you know what trees are? Do you know what trees are? Okay, yes, trees there. Okay. Yes, tree Arnie prove it dry and it's context clues Use context clues Context If a dry and is a tree spirit. It's a spirit. It's a spirit. It's a spirit that was in a tree Is it like dry? It's like this everyday like actually?

Can I get a beer actually? Oh yes, yes, we got this bucket. Also we have a fun game. Have you ever been mice? Oh, this is very fun. This is very fun. Okay, so I have a mouse whose neck I have snatched and I will drink the blood from out of the inside of it.

Don't awe, he had it coming. Sounds fun. But if I kneel down and you look at him, then I've mice to you. And unless I kneel down and you look at him, then I've maised you. And unless you kneel down and drink also from the inside of the mouth, then you have to drink both of the mice. Does that make sense? That makes sense. How did the mouse have it coming? Oh, he was when he was a foot man. He was a real dick. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. Sorry. These are men turned into

mice. Okay. Yeah. My son of the my son of the mojitos. My son to men. That's what I meant. Yes, and then men back into my some of them are but they were footmen There are either huge huge dicks or genocide deniers. Yeah, nice me, bro. I like it. You can't you can't you can't this is that's better I want to nice like being here. You can't you can't want it too hard. You have to like let it happen I want it too hard. Okay, you got nice. Fuck yeah Ant wanted too hard Okay, you got nice You got nice Alright, well I think that's how you play but go ahead

Well I'm winning, why don't we drink this mys blood or at least me? Why don't we take a quick break and we'll come back more with a brief I'm telling you about the dry Yeah, sandwich Alright, we're back Junt has got mouse blood He's dreaming down his front. Woo! Woo!

This is break! This is break! Woo! You see, down Vistach, uh, terrible fire season. It's important to get away, to a warm climate, because it's already hot there, and you don't notice it as much. Whereas in the, uh, cold climates, it can cause so much destruction. Whereas it just lands in the water around a beach? It's like nice hot water.

It's just fun. Yeah, I know. I'm just frigging fun. I'm just frigging fun. It's just so friggin fun. I wish you just have a little, because I'm so proud of you. You're so powerful. You're so powerful.

I'm so proud of you. But I just wish you'd have a little more fun. I'm not sandwiched so much. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, much. Go go go go black with a boy Go black with a boy. Go take everything from him and leave nothing behind Sagan you were so good to me, but I just can't I'm not ready. I'm not ready I just I just like I'm not ready to let you see what I think about call me I can guess

Call me I can guess Tiny nipples, okay. Yeah sure girl. Whatever be let the freak Frank flag fry Fry I have you ever fried a freak freak flag find a Frank oh you might be I drink this mouth So what's your about this this dry, I don't know. I tell you, I found one, isn't it, Tree? He really likes it.

I like it. And then, there's sort of very, very physical, and we just, we did it all, all of them, all the ways to canna-to-tree. And now, I sort of, it was a formative experience for me. And so now trees, sandwich, you know what I mean. Now that, now that Snake had said that, I wonder if Jessica Wethel was a dry ad since she didn't know that word. Since she doesn't know that word, she didn't know to call herself that. Yeah, she was a tree head. I just want to be sure. Tree wedge.

a tree head? I just want to be true. Wait, whoa, sorry. I don't know if I ever heard the dried describe itself as a dried. We have the name in the book, the book of the things that have names. Oh, the book and the things that have names. Oh, one of the most important textbooks for any young student learning magic, the text of the book that has names. So it's like a thing that has names. And so names are like, well, we would call it but like

Did you know there's only that before we had like the blue for the ocean? We just thought it looked like wine It's fast because I've always seen snake and drink I haven't seen shonen that's the drink, but she is drunk I don't know if can't like a contact high Where's that frigging and neg did I? For don't you remember they have a telepatic link Myself Snake in the doops. I did it. Snake and I'm starting to get so blurry in my vision Wait, Snake him. Yep. Okay, we've got a sober up. Let's cast a patronage.

You know what you need? Okay, so there's two ways to sober up. One is you catch the for sure. For sure. And you make him take it away from you. The other is you make a ghost move through you. Take the alcohol out. That's hard.

We don't have a ghost. Don't have a ghost so can't do it. Sucks it all down. That's right. You want to eat something? There's a food cart coming by there. That's a myth, aren't you? wanna eat something? There's a food cart coming by there. That's a myth, Arnie. Oh, okay.

Maybe take a shower? It's a myth. It's a myth, John. If you don't want any too many flavor rice, you don't have to have it. Oh. I mean, I do love the too many flavor rice. Have you ever had it before?

I've had rice before. Did you never had the too many flavor rice? It's wonderful. It has every flavor in it. Plus some extra. Some would say too many flavors. Too many flavors. I can't even think about it right now

to like cast my vitronis. No cast my vitronis. He's saying you know what? Oh. It's dumb. It's a ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball ball. It's that ball. It's kind of bounce point point.

That's lab. That's lab. That's lab. That bird does a lab on the ball. Oh You feeling better now? Yes fine. Sorry sorry So you two don't know what to do when you graduate. What are your parents do? What are they? They run a small business and love each other Snorfs, they run a small business and love each other. Snorfs, do you have to do it? Do you have to do it? We make wooden fans. Snorfs. Snorfs.

So they also went to Gizzenab. That's right. But now they just run a small store and they don't use what they learned. Well, no, they use the small wooden fans. They sort of like sing motivational quotes at you. And they have like a sort of a vibe of what you might need. Real chirping bird stuff. Small enchanted wooden fans. That's right.

I see. I see. Yes, I actually have one. They gave us a little care packages because they're just so frigging adorable. It's gross. They're so gross that we love them. Honestly, they're good fans, dude. Yes. So I unfurl this one.

I'm playing with it. Sweetheart, you're doing such a wonderful job at school The mother and I are so proud of you keep it up Yeah, that was very nice Very nice. It's very nice. It's very nice But my main one from me Hello sweetheart, just remember the best foot forward is the com foot forward and the foot forward with both laces tied. It goes on for a while like that mostly foot

stuff. Well to be fair Snake it does trip very often. Well it's not my fault that one of my feet likes to ghost through things a little bit. Oh a tiny bit of his foot is a ghost. How did your foot die? You'll have to ask him. Take off your shoe. All right. Foot.

This is Yusudor. I command thee to tell me what happened to you and cause you to shuffle off this mortal coil. Oh, hello, hello, Spillwoff. It's someone's talk to me. Hello, snake-ins, foot. Hello, hello. Is it just me here to snake-ins, Snake and Foot. Hello, hello.

Is it just me here to Snake and Foot sound a lot older than Snake and I don't know. Or is he? How death will do that to you, sort of ages you. But answer the wizard. What's it for me then? I shall give you all your crap, my boon. Will you prove wizard? I may.

I may do just that. Do you want a new sock? Yes, yes, so do you court nor sleep. Oh, Snagging could you kind of kick your sister with that ghost foot? Why I thought I'd do that just kind of sober up. All right. Well, no, she's sober isn't she? Well, um, I Sneak attack. Oh You might see does that work if it's a ghost foot that goes through you? Well, I had sort of sobered up from the fatronesis, but then I did sneak a little bit to the side, because I was jealous of all the drinks you were doing. So yes, I was starting to get a little bit tipsy again. A little Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy,

Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. Trying to get lit! That's right, but that ghost foot did knock that one little bit out of me, but yes, it would only work for about one drink or so. Oh fuck, Arnie, do I sound like that when I say like pen pals? Doesn't sound like when you said all this, it says, try to get lit. Yeah, well, chop, stop trying to be younger than you are. Yes, I'm sad. Yeah, you're an old old badger.

Foot, tell me your tale and I shall grant thee a sock. Well, my tale's a tale, so just tell him. Foot. He got stuck in ice, He got stuck in ice. He got stuck in ice. He got stuck in ice. And he froze off because he was in ice too long. Because we were playing some races on the lawn. Oh, god.

Stuck in ice. Oh, racing on the lawn. You couldn't, you shouldn't play races. I don't know. Races. Oh, OK. Like, this is like a wheelbammer race. This is a foot race.

This one we all have to gallop. OK, got you. Yeah, that's race. All its race. Foot, I deny you, your sock, because you are really stretching that out, and the twins just got straight to the point. Well, I do have to ask him, it's not my story to tell. But then your sister did it.

Well, it's her story to tell. Oh, it is. Well, I was there with the ice. Oh, you did it. Well, Snagged and injured himself, so I got there with the ice. Oh you did it. Well, snag it at it into himself so I got a bucket of ice so he could put his foot on ice to recover from the day of races on the lawn. But then I said, well don't keep that foot in there too long and he fell asleep and then now that foot is dead. To my credit it had been a day.

It has been a day. It had been a day. I don't want to go back to school. I don't want to go. I do miss, though. What? It's just all of the... Trickle Tard. Oh, I miss Trickle Tard that Trickle time. Ooh, Trickle Tard and Trickle Tard.

What? What will we do without the structure of being a student? What's Trickle Tard? Okay. What's Trickle Tard? Yeah. Oh, it's a small dessert made of a molasses paste. Oh, and you eat it at Tricolta. Oh, it's Tricolta. I'm actually it's Tricolta. Now. Oh, Tricolta everyone. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, These are delicious, delicious tarts. You have to nibble them. Don't go too fast.

Yes, this is one of the best parts about schools. They have fabulous trickle tarts. The structure and the authority. It's nice to know what I'm doing for every hour of my day. What you do with all your time, groans. That's what we call people who are grown up. We shorten it because we're young. Young, yeah.

The groans. And also sounds like a groan. Which sounds like what your lives are probably. Groan. I spend a lot of my time planning to the defeat of the dark lord, thinking of ways to all come evil in all of its forms, and finding ways to raise up food and create prosperity and happiness for all. Here comes our, are you just going to see some young phrase and try and some young and cool?

Here comes. Here comes. So, keep it in school. You slick whizzes? Oh, he sounds so, I kind of worked for me. What? I don't know. I've never heard slick whiz and now I like it I like it. I like slick whiz. I like slick whiz Slang is catching on. He's a trendsetter. I'm such a grown Chad Beverly come here Do you even know what a slick whiz is? You don't do you?

Takes one to no one you are not jump off this whale nerds My god Takes one to no one jump off this whale Oh, I wish that could count as our prank, but it didn't happen at school Well, oh, that's a long way down and that's really gonna slow down the spread of slick whiz They know it but they just jumped in the You know the one way to kill a cool phrase is tell it to a bunch of nerds. Yes, it's gotta be only in house dingle-dong, maybe roaring God, but like only if we like agree that it's okay. Yes, it's the kind of thing you want to kill a rooster and then paint it to blood, slick whizz on someone else's common road.

Yes. What does this even mean? And that's what makes it so cool that they don't even know what it means. Dingle-donged. Ooh, this actually gives me an idea for our prank. Okay. Maybe we make all the wizards slick. Schnannessah.

All of them? Yeah, all of them. We cover them in like some slippery slickness. Just all the wizards. Yeah, we're like, here comes the slickness. And then all the wizards are slick. Say, get up. Get down with the slickness.

Yes. Yes. I think it's good. I've got to make school interesting, interesting snake and I'm so tired. She knows that you know it would make it interesting. What a formative sexual experience. Stop it. Stop it. Come up sandwich. Do you know what else could make it interesting? Turning to the side of good and picking a topic that allows you to help usodorn his quest to destroy the dark Lord would be quite a terrible thing and as I just think about it?

I mean, you're so obviously on the side of evil that like, thank you. It would be you. It's almost like you got to make a turn towards good at some point, right? I always envision it. I love that. Honestly, I love that. I love that. I love that. I love it. And you're looking for a direction in life. But I honestly envision that as more of like a retirement swing for me that like here I come I've had a whole life of evil and need to finally let people see me in a deeper lie

You know sort of like oh, I've been in on Juneau. Let me play a character part and then at the last moment When it really feels like there's been a ton of build up and I've done like so many horrible things that you could barely even call it redemption. I do just enough for people to go maybe we didn't know her whole story. That was kind of what I was seeing but and also be amazing if it like came down between us and like one of us didn't want to turn and one of us did the sort of interfamily drama because where's your higher duty? Is it to family or is it to goodness? I mean what a struggle right but we can't do that at 17 use a door. That's too much You're right. What about this okay? We turn quote good. Okay. I'm oh fun fun I love this show back up and like hello. We're roaring cards now and this is our house and we're here cut to

Next day Murdered everyone in roaring god house good And this is our house and we are here cut to next day Murdered everyone in roaring god house. That's good. It's a good prank. Thank you. It's a good idea. Okay, what about this? Okay, okay We finish out as dingo dogs because we only have a few months left anyway And then when we leave the two of us plus four friends Living like an apartment in the city okay, and we just just kind of like, how nice is the apartment? Like, shockingly nice. And we afford it. Absolutely not. But were there anyway? Yes, we are.

And maybe later we'll say, oh, yes, we inherited it and it's rent controlled. And then we just sort of like, have ups and downs and have like, twists and turns and foibles. I fall in love with your college roommate. Good, good, good.

You fall in love with my best friend. How about this? There's two more that we hang out with though They are less significant to our lives. Well, isn't he your best friend? Well, yes Yes, but in this instance, we'd all be friends We're all friends. Everyone is a friend. How about this? Okay, we graduate. Yes. I become a midden star Okay, then I I continue down this path of drinking BEARS and just really, really gets too far. You pull me back.

Yes. Together we open a tavern together. Okay. And I'm sort of like a cool, older but good looking man. Yes. And I'm just sleeping with everyone left and right and left and right. And I shrink and get curly hair and keep a towel on my shoulder the whole time. Yes. And you're sort of a spitfire.

Yes, it is. Which is woman. Yes, I like that. If you were a star in Mittens, is your coach there? Yes, he's there. The whole time. No, he dies. And then he's replaced with someone else.

And we recover from that. And we do. Wow. And it's amazing that we do because he is beloved. Okay, what about this? Is there a place for the three of us? A girl? Oh, that would be great.

Actually, yes. I think there's a place for definitely two of you. Yes, one of you will come in and every time you do we'll yell, chant! Yes. Who's that? Oh, which one? Well, intramed.

Intramed for the most interesting fact. I think there's a lot of ways that I could be involved. For I know a lot of interesting things about birds and conspiracy Yes, you are a bit of a no it all. Yes. I think I could be I could write in that right Well, maybe shunt takes over when your coach dies and Arnie and Yusodora there from the beginning. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What about this in this one? I love it, but there's another person there who we haven't met but he needs to move to a different city Yes, he does and his wife goes with them.

Yes, yes, uh, uh, I know I could maybe be that one, you know, because I have like a podcast. It's pretty interesting and eventually I am going to have to leave this world to go back to Earth and see my friend at all. Oh, yes, okay. Yes, yeah. So I'll see at all. And that's where I'll be afterwards. Oh, okay. You could be I'll see at all. And that's where I'll be afterwards. That's an existence. Oh, okay. You could be his favorite food that he eats.

Tossed salad in the scrambled egg. That's right. You could be the eggs. You could be the eggs, boy. Oh, I mean, well, I'm glad we finally figured out what you're doing with your life. Well, this is sort of speed-balling. Wait, wait, I think I have a different one. Okay.

We go back to the other one where it's still you and me, but there's only two other people and it's about nothing. Oh, very good. Okay, we'll probably do that one. That one. I like the tavern one. I feel like it's a good backup plan for us in like season five. Yeah, you can have that one. We're going to do the one where it's the two of us plus two more people and it's about nothing.

Get out. If we're going to do the tavern one, we should have a little toast. Lohiam. That would be a good title. Here's the thing that I'm going to miss about school. Everybody knows my name. Oh, you do want to be in a place where everyone knows your name. And for me, it's Boston, which is what we call the favorite part of our common room and house tingled on.

Oh, your Boston constant. Smelliest, sweatiestiest part that we call Boston. Yes, it's um pretty cool on the service very liberal But some with some deep seated glass oh boy if you dig a little bit deep you'd be surprised The racial tensions yeah, yeah, there's some other some tough stuff But also some great stuff Boston our favorite common part of the common room What were we saying? Well fresh grape twins. It's actually been really nice to catch up with you. Doops! Doops! I don't mind you! Doops! We've missed you! You've all been

nice! Here we come! Take a knee, Chuck, do my... Where's 17? We have no tolerance. And we can't have a good car base, because neither of us can eat sandwiches anymore. I'm like, we could, we could if we were just a brave, stop it. We were brave, we could. Yeah, what was it, do you want to tell me? Isn't, what did you say though?

What did I say? You were just saying, what did you say though? What did you say though? It sounded like you were saying anything. You were gonna say something. Ernie, what did you say? But what did you say? Well, you say? You were gonna say something. But what did you say? Well, you think about it. How about I read an email? What did you read though?

Well, I'm about to read it. Oh, but what did you read though, champ? Not yet. I'm about to read it. What did you read? Of course, you could always say my question. I guess, like, we're bringing it with you. We're getting hot. Lucy. These are our serenose like whiz my ring I love you whiz gets Turned Fade hot Lucy

Lucy I guess when we're on the winged whale we should call them e-wails You can send us an e-well at Magic Tabernet puppies that supplies I love that I like that Shunt at gmail.com that's chat with 16 chat chat chat We love you that We love that though

This is from Joseph Lang, Joseph says Arnie If there are eggs This is too chumped for Arnie. If there are extra months in food, does that mean that more time has passed than you fell through the portal than more than four years ago? Is it really more like five years?

Are you 44? Oh no. What? Why do they think that are extra months? I don't know. I guess we don't know for a fact that time passes the same way on Earth as it does here, but it sort of seems like it does generally.

Although, you know, this year is already going by so fast. When they say you're only as old as you feel, how do you feel? I feel 43, which is what I am. And I'm going to be 44 in January, yeah, which is not so, so far away. Chad, which Beverly? Chad?

Oh, Chad, doesn't it? Sir, can we help you? Can we help you? Lost my children. Chad, isn't it? Sir, is... Can we help you? I've lost my children. They got my face. Oh, you are attending... Taking your children all the way to Jizzle-Nob?

Doop, nerd parent. Doop, nerd parent. We kicked them off this whale. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Pranked, dingled, dong. Cast y'all as the question. Which month is the most extra? Wait, which month is the most extra? Which month is the, well that's the question. Which is the, what did you say? What did you say though? What did you say though?

Which month is the most extra? Yeah. I don't know, what month do you think is the most extra? I like, I like jimble. Jimble's always like, Hey, I am. It's pretty extra. Jimble's always like, hey, Jengmi, I'll bring him first. We're like, we get it, Jimble jimble's how he's like hey it's pretty extra jimble's always like hey

jangmi are all freaking thirsty like we get it we get it jimble go to bed I know to bed I suppose time does work differently here I I've lived on both earth and food now I was on earth for a week we're very excited you're just a week abroad yes I did and then I came back here and it well now it feels like the last three months have gone by in about four days. Yeah real fast. But also sorry yeah your kids I think might be good but probably for the best. Oh they were nervous. This is their first you. What? No maybe not the first. Excuse me sir. Did you happen to also go to Giselwald? I did. Were you in Huston? You said or I'm sorry to cut you off there much like their children this guy just doesn't seem interesting

Oh, it's not really a spot. Can you imagine a dead poppin' a squad? You're sitting on a badger. What's the, what's get some fresh, fresh chat going? He didn't seem to care at all about the bad guys. These guys are so funny. I mean, I want it very badly to push this a dog man off this well. I mean, look, I can't cond. Arnie. I'm very badly deposed. There's a dog man off this whale. I mean, look, I can't condone it, but I'm going to look.

Are you going to look over there? I'm going to look over there. It's a real conversation. What's going on over there? I'm not looking over there. What are some of your interests? Well, I like to. Would you look over here, sir?

Sure. We've missed you. You must take a knee, but over there. Take a knee further. take a knee but over there That way he walked off by himself and if they say you did it was saying no wait no No, he got mice. Oh, I'm think it looks like that dad just walked off and is totally fine I'll say yeah actually Chote, okay. Yeah, why he sat on you sat on you for a moment. Oh, yeah, that's fine I well I was acting like a chair

Winning back my my legs forward. Yeah sure fine. Yeah, should we aren't you should we go to jizzle? Yeah, I think we should go to jizzle not the Is it weird if we go back to school? It's a little weird sometimes when people come back to school because you're like oh Weird did they not move on they're doing like a glory day situation, but she said they didn't encourage it No, you said her didn't go because it's a wizard I attended the great holes of Did you two not get into great homes? Well, I don't know we don't want to talk about it It's just like you would have told you the desert dead stream wizards and mages right what the difference

Your wizards and mages is like born you can count wizards on your hands and your feet But now your ghost told cuz he's a jerk got stuck in the junk Even though I told them he should we have that we have a spark of magical ability that has to be harnessed and trained in fostered And he's just like a forget wizard magical ability that has to be harnessed and trained in fostered and he's just like a freaking wizard. This is a wonderful, freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard.

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This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. This is a freaking wizard. Oh! And this. Oh! Do you wanna see what we can do? Sure. Watch. Expect the Oh. And It's just a sort of high five, man. It's really good.

Well, if we go to Gisilnab, which is a good idea because, you know, we can try to sort of, Gisilnab is also one of the few places in Fune that is still free from the reign of the Dark Lord. We can build alliances there. And we may be able to find a page of the book of sight. Yeah, there's definitely some evil people there.

So maybe we can find some more pages of the book of sight. You guys should totally come because then maybe you can help us with our prank. Yes, and because we can't, now the visionage break is over, we can't buy anymore. Bears! So maybe like, it'd be like so cool of you

to guys go buy us a beer. You could sneak in this. If you could just sneak in the beautiful, prophecy one. Shut the blue drink, my ears. Tall blue drink. Sandwich. Tall, I'm saying we're sandwiched.

Sandwiched, sandwiched. I don't see a problem with that. We can sneak some beers and some wine in there. No, you said I actually think, I don't want to bog ourselves down too much, but maybe an important side quest is to stop the fresh grape twins from killing any people. I mean starting now. Forward. Fish got a swim on you. And graves got a fresh. Can we hear the rest of your mom's message? Oh sure. I'm just gonna pick up from where I started off.

And remember to tie both places love and if you need the song which is rude because it implies that it would happen again to my other foot. I'm sorry. Love and there's no shame if you need us to bring back the Velcro kind or you dad and I are well intentioned and purposeful on making slip on shoes and you prefer. I am sweetheart. More beautiful boy. Would you start the stuff right? I left everything out and it's chopped prepped, but would you start it?

We have enough rice. No, well I thought we would, but I was going to try making it from cauliflower. I love you, love you, love you. I love you. I love you. And I love you, Snake and Ange Nonesa. Be good to each other. Hugs, kisses and little ho-

That's a personal, it's a sort of pet name she had for me and I don't care to have it publicly known as It's Little Hisses, because it's named as Naked, it's very cute His name is Little Hisses, he's my brother That's a dure Thank you for being such a partner. Everybody, we're going back to school. Yeah! Woo!

Woo! I'm trying to get, feel a little bit younger. Well, don't point your two fingers up in the air like that when you do it. That makes it, okay. If you're gonna use two fingers, do two on both hands. Two on both hands. Woo!

And maybe shorten back to school BTS BTS woo cut it out No, it was okay. You're like a kind of Drunken, sexy children. Until you learn to harness their entertainment value, Ira Glass, you'll always be in the minor leagues. Use it all the wizard was played by Matt Young. Chant the talking badger was played by Adolf Refeier. The fresh grave twins were played by Entertainment Pariahs, Jessica McKenna, and Zach Reno. Everyone knows the cautionary tale of their failed financial advice podcast, Off Book.

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No, um, every copy on Earth was deleted. All of them. Well, I can't just have you reinstalling it. Like I say, in my business self-help guide, seven tactics to psychologically destroy highly effective people, you have to isolate the source of you. What the hell? Sir, your, uh, your hand is glowing. What's this readout?

Potential incursion. Wizard related? If this is another false Ian McEllen flag, I'm going to break someone's eye. Link and I have to go. No time to explain. Hold things down in my absence. Oh, I threatened everyone with a Dr. Ward clip

from behind the tavern, and by God they're going to hear it. Lest you forget, listener, there's more where this came from on Stitcha Premium. And now... Taxi! But both of you picked really great details to deconstruct or subvert, you know, Shane, saying it's casually referring to it as the Belaroth Institute was the hospital that I'm in. And Adel, there's a run in there

where almost every line that both of you are saying is some kind of very easy to get, not over complicated, simple turn of like, why did you destroy the flower we left for him? There was room. I was gonna, I haven't listened to it since it came out and I was gonna say, do I offer you like two donut holes or something?

You keep the depository. Two depository. Yeah. And two donut holes or something? You can say two depositors. Two depositors. Yeah. I'm like, we have to give you the depositors. You have to take two. You can take two. Two, I'll pass that. Oh, too well.

In fact, there was a almost classic moment for us, where I think Adel and I were both racing to the same joke, which was that we were gonna get you a spork, but we're calling it a fune, because it's like a fork and a spune. I think we actually hit it in unison, so I'm sure that sounded incredibly scripted, but it's actually, no, it's just unhealthy improv competition.

Uh, sir. you