Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 3, Ep 34 - Mouse Knight

Episode Date: March 30, 2020

Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEarwolf Producer: Kimmie LucasEditor: Chris RathjenSpecial Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandSea Shanty Theme: Arne ParrottViolin Cover: Nick Plays NotesYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes, an emotionally gripping audio drama would be just the thing for times like these. Pardon me while I think about how nice it would be to have something like that right about now. Hmm. Oh well, lower anatomical wordplay and interrupting beta males it is. Sit back and enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host, Arianne Can't. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

About five years and three weeks ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind the door. Hey, Arnie. Yeah. Can I suggest something? Sure. Instead of saying it's been five years, can you say, yeah, it's been? Why would I do that? It's just got a little more, you know. Pazazz to it. It just seems so strange. Can you try it for me? Oh gosh, I don't know. I mean, I have a laser gun. Oh, you do have a laser gun. All right. Let me shoot it at your feet to show I'm serious. Okay. Dance for me. There we go.

Okay, great. Great. Now that you have a laser gun, oh boy, there's going to be a real increase of memes that I'm going to have to say. All right. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host Arnee Neekamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Yep, it's been five years or three weeks ago. Since I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical

fantastical land of fune. So what that means is, it's been a while. Anyway, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional route. You know it's been, it's really thrown me out for a loop. Yeah, you have mentally shut down. Oh, you know what, I'm afraid you're gonna have to take the reins of hosting. Okay, John, you've been waiting for this. You can do this buddy.

You can do this buddy. Wait, how many voices are in my head? Hello? You can do this. Oh, that was me, that was me. Yeah, for a minute there. Okay, so where do we leave off? All right, we're still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal

from the boat, From the burger. Okay, well don't side-goat, so I have this. Sure, sure. Through the burger being through the Kingbong. And we're hosting a podcast from about. Yeah, we are on. Okay, pump up brakes. You hand it over the reins.

All right. Which means you're no longer in control of this audio horse. Okay, well you're talking though. You don't need to point the laser gun right at me Okay, well, I don't know if you notice, but I put an apple on your head and I'm Which you shoot it off Okay, and I have hit you in the eyeball Sucks to see that

Use it or can you fix that? We didn't do that much damage. It must be a weaker laser than we thought wait. Did did I just give you... I can see a lot better out of this, I can? Yeah. Oh, well... It's really messing up my depth perception, though, that it's just... Well, this side of this gun says, LASIC. It's a LASIC gun?

A LASIC gun. Still, a piece of technology that can drastically change the reality of what's going on in this world. Is that a laser that makes people sick? No, it's a laser that can improve people's eyesight. Oh. Two a point. You want me to shoot the other eye?

Yes. OK. There we go. I hit the same one again. Sorry. Oh, god. Well, now I can see through it. I have one X-ray eye.

What's the other one doing? I guess it's the usual crap. Alright. Oh! And I'm also joined by my good bud, my shapeshifts and pal, Chant the Talking Badger, Bingbong. Hello. How's it going? Pretty good? Anything new? Not much. I got a laser gun. Or a laser gun. You mean, yep, that's right, sorry. And also, you serve the blue.

Hi, I'm Usador. Wizard of the 12th realm of aesius, Master of Light and Shadow, Minipulator of Magical Delights, Devour of Chaos, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Holes of Trakis, The Holes Noomi is Fying Elik, The Dwarves Noomi is Zoning in Hukestenges, And I am known in the North East as guest-winningest Mastar,

And there may be other secret names you do not know yet. And that's everything, we did it. Well, goodbye everyone. Thank you for listening. No, but then we do the- that's just the intro. Oh, that's just setting the table on the spot. Yes, but it's so long, it feels like it could be its own thing. I mean, it is a little long. Yeah. You know, I feel like instead of doing the same intro every episode, what we should do is we should,

I heard this thing, that if you say something three times, you're more likely to remember it. Like if you meet someone and their name is Todd, if you say hi Todd, Todd, Todd, you remember their name. I don't know. What if I meet someone though and their name is Candyman? Hmm, that's, yeah, say three times. Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.

Ugh. Nope, seems, seems like right. So I'm not sure what you're suggesting though, like I'm suggesting I should do the intro three times every time. If you say like hello, hello, hello, from from from the magic magic tavern tavern tavern. So people are gonna, I, people are gonna on their deathbed be like,

that show hello for the magic tavern. Nobody's gonna come up and say like, that show. Hello for the Magic Tiber. Nobody's gonna come up and say like, I love greetings from the Magic Castle. No one's gonna like, fuck up our name. It's memorable. Think about it. Maybe I should embrace this kind of double speak. I love, love, double, double checks, checks more, more

than the other rest rest. Yeah, what does that mean? Is that a spell? Kind of is. It's a spell that burrowed its way into my brain probably a couple decades ago and it will not leave. Interesting. Yeah, I'm just saying like we need to solidify

our presence a little harder, because sometimes I forget my own catchphrases. Like, lose quiche, remember that? I ate it all the potato chips. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that one. Bloodfarts. Yeah, right? I didn't say that enough. So I feel like if I forgot about that one. Bloodfarts.

Yeah. Right? I didn't say that enough, so I feel like if I say, you know, bloodfarts a hundred times on this episode, I think you said it. People will hold on, people will remember it, right? Yeah. I think so. Yes.

Yes. We, yes. Arnie, we tell the audience what they love. And we do that by repeating it over and over. What do you want to tell the audience that they like? Bloodfarts! Huh, I will die on this hill. Join my quest.

Join my quest. Rate review and subscribe. Rate review and subscribe. Oh, it's so good to be, once again, out upon the sea. Breathe in that sea air. Here, upon the screen, dream. Ah, already looked. When I breathe, I can see my breath.

It's just salt crystals. Oh. Oh yes, it's very salty out here. You can just taste it on your tongue. It's so delicious. It's like living in a pickle. Yeah. This can't be healthy.

It's like living in a pickle or like eating out a crab. What? No, when you eat out a crab, yeah, no follow up questions. Yeah, you already know. We already know. Follow up, follow up. Hold on, eating out a crab, eating out of crab. Yeah, no follow up questions. Yeah, you are you know Hold on eating out of crab eating out of crab eating out of crab What else it's just so nice to be up here on the deck and to see the beautiful clouds in the sky and to taste the beautiful briniere and

What do you see that? What a beautiful bird. Oh, I love birds you sit on birds I'm watching bird. Oh, I love birds use it on the birds watching birds. Oh look That bird that bird just got ripped in Hey guys, oh Arnie Arnie Arnie Chantan Chant, use it. Oh, use it. You're used to it. Oh, you must have talked to the same person I did I just felt that bird just oh man. Oh, she was looking at the wrong person when she said each night use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or use it or whatever the opposite of that Momo just did. I did about. There's the least graceful landing I've ever done. Whoo, what's up guys? Not much, how are you?

Holy. It's been a while. It's been a while. Momo, the mouse with human strength, was that bird? Just carrying you randomly over the sea? It was. Momo is not a good flyer. I get nervous the night before. And then

I'm on there and my skin gets really weird and I just feel really nauseous. But I'm here, I'm here. I did it. You take anything to calm yourself when your bird is flying you over the sea? Yeah, I take some drama mean. Oh, a drama is like a potion. And a drama of mean is a potion that makes you a little more kind of averages you out. Yeah, and a a drama of mean is a potion that makes you a little more Can averages you out. Yeah, so it's a mean. Yeah, yeah, like an average. Yes, exactly. And a half is the annex Have a xylox Xylox that demon Just like you know running the mill stuff sure. Well, it's wonderful to see you

You two chun chun chun Oh, you said I'm sorry. I got the worst version of it. Ha ha. Well, it's wonderful to see you, Momo. You too, chunch, chunch, chunch. Oh, he's the one that I'm sorry I got the worst version of that. Ha, who I feel better. Okay, I'm back. I'm here. I'm here. Is there anything that brings you out here upon the sea? Yeah. The hate flying, but you must have done it for some reason. Momo has a little message tied to her ankle. Oh. But you may have noticed some changes about Momos. Oh, do tell. Alright, so last time I saw you guys I was still with Mayor Manana. Oh, I just had a dream last night that you and Mayor Manana got married and you had a child that was half-mouse, half-manana, and it was called Mimosa. You maybe should have let me finish because we're no longer seeing each other. Oh, it turns out he was a banana.

And none of my friends, hello, hello, hello, were honest enough to tell me the truth that he was a banana. I feel like I said it almost every time it came up. I'm sorry, but you're talking about me or Manana. Yeah. He's a banana. He's a banana.

I believe he's a man who is a banana, a banana. Banana, manaza. I'm sorry to hear that he's split. Yeah. OK, Arnie, take it easy. Well, nope, I changed my mind. I got the worst of it now. I got the worst of it.

So Mama decided to focus on her career. Oh, good for you. I can tell also that you dyed your hair, that all the hair on your head is dead. You dyed it all? I dyed it's dead. It's dead, dead for you. I can tell also that you dyed your hair that all the hair on your head is dead. Mm-hmm. You dyed it all? I dyed it's dead. It's dead, dead, dead.

Can it ever grow back? Nope, nope, nope. Oh, no, you're a dead head man. Yeah, I am. And everyone likes me. Well, if you ever want your hair back, I'm sure I can come up with a concoction or spell that would assist you.

Mm-hmm. Do you still do that spell the Rogain spell? Yes. Oh, yes. Oh oh very much so. Hit me up. And Rogain is short for grow again. You just take off the G and the A? Yes, you're exactly here now.

I'll do it for you this very moment. Here now, here grow back without a path of carry or doctor, irath kuntan yaha, elaka. Ooh, I sort of lookan yaha erlaka. Ooh, I sort of look like Farah Fasit. That's beautiful. Also what a regional spell. Oh, yeah. I just have this blonde feathered hair.

I love it. Yeah, I look incredible. So Momo, you're going to focus on your career now. Is this new haircut going to help you in any way? I think so. I mean, confidence helps you. And ask me if I got knighted since the last time you saw me. Momo, did you get knighted since the last time we saw you?

The answer is no, this is a funny fool. Chad, that's such an interesting question about me being knighted. Let me think. Yeah, can you tell by my armor? Hi, man. That was not. I didn't notice you were wearing a tiny suit of armor. It blends in with your fur.

Beautiful tunic over your armor and a little sword. It's adorable. Is that a needle? Mm-hmm. Oh. And it actually being nighted sort of slowed down my career for a second again because I became a magnet for a little while.

It's like, I got stuck to a refrigerator. And was just like a magnet. And what's a refrigerator? That's not. I got stuck to a refrigerator. And we just like a magnet. And what's a refrigerator? That's a really good question. It's a rock that is in a cold, cold stream. Oh, cold rock. Yeah, cold rock. And then like you put like all of your perishable food

and like meat and stuff in there. And sometimes they're magnetized and you put wedding invitations on them. Is it called a refrigerator until you take something out and then put it back in and then it's a re-frigerator? Yes, honey. Wait, hold on, let me fix your eyesight here. Oh, just hit your arm, right?

Went back and hit me in the face. That laser just corrected my eyes. Wow. Are you having vision problems or? No. Okay. Momos got perfect vision. So you're a magnet for a while.

Why did you get knighted? Who knighted you? That's a really good question. You said, or ask me who? Ask me who knighted me. I just asked you who knighted you. Shut up, Annie. What is this power move?

Just trying to spread the love. Momo, who knighted you? That's really a question. Thank you. You know what I'm asking? That's really a question. Thank you. Thank you so much for asking. Another knight knighted me. Oh. Wanna guess?

Knights, knight, knights. Well, I'll take a guess. How about a Sir Trumbull? Yes. Oh, oh, I was. Got it in one. Right out of the gate. Sir good.

How did you come across Sir Trumbullet? How did you cross paths? Well, I was in his boot for a little bit. Oh, that's fun. And he stepped on me and I was like, hello! And then I helped him on a quest and then he knighted me. But it really hurt to get knighted because he knighted me with a regular sword. I don't know.

Yeah, and I was really scary. Oh, I saw that you don't have your ears anymore. Nope, sort of was really scary. Oh, I saw that you don't have your ears anymore. Nope. Sort of just collateral damage. Is that why you think we're different people? Huh? Should I cast a spell to give Momo her ears back? I don't know.

So many dramatic physical changes. There's a lot going on here after lately. Also, that reminds me. Flowers is pubes. Flowers is pubes. So Momo, what was this quest that you helped this night on? I know you should or has been begging a lot of people to go on his quest for years. It seems like you hopped on that quest pretty quickly. Must have been something pretty easy.

It asked me what quest I went on. What quest did you go on? Yes, that's a really good question. Um, I went over, you know that bridge that goes over fire? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What is that bridge called? Um, Flame Lane. Flame Lane. Well, we crossed that and then we crossed the mountain that's made of ice, which is called. Oh, that's the phrasome.

Phrasome. Mm-hmm. And then, um, uh, we went, we crossed that and then it sounds like Momos making this up. I'm not. Now we know. We know. Was there a third thing you had to traverse? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to think of like.

It sounds like you were heading east if you went over the flame lane and then over the frozen. And I'm serving the third thing you know, but was Mr. Incredible. Yes. You just had to dash right over that. Yes. Which is, it's a really violent area of the world. But at the end of the day, we saved a bunch of lives.

Just by traversing those treacherous lands. Because there was a bunch of people who were stuck in Mr. Incredible. And we got them out. When you say stuck in Mr. Incredible. You heard me. Already, that sounds like you told us about someone on earth named Richard Geer. Mama wants to know about Richard Geer. Oh boy that's more of an off-might conversation.

There's potentially litigious. Overrated, complicated. Complicated, kind of dated. Richard Geer, Richard Geer, Richard Geer. But I remember you saying that you really loved the film pretty woman. Mm-hmm. You loved that film. Yeah, I love the film pretty woman That's why I never kiss on my mouth Kim Momo um Kim Momo get you're holding a box that's sort of open. Can Momo just grab something out of it? Okay, sure snap Momo just grabbed something out of it. Okay, sure. Snap.

Ah! I know. I have so many teeth. It's so funny. Wasn't that funny. Wait, no, no. It's one of those things where if you watch it, it doesn't seem like it's funny,

but if it happens to you, it's hilarious. Unrelated, why don't you get this thing out of this box? Are you talking to me? No, I'm Arnie. Why don't you get this thing out of this box? Okay, let me just Stand my arm and then eventually oh I know right. It's all right. It feels good. I didn't want to turn use it. I want to turn I

Do want to turn oh no, okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it to you. You ready? You have so many teeth we all have so many teeth. Chunk. Do you want to do it? No, that's all come on There's something magic in there. There's only magic in there. We see Oh my god, you took his hand off Like this is blood. I'm sweating. Oh, my god. Stop laughing. You're in danger. Oh, you're bleeding out. Yeah, give me my hand back.

I'm going to put it on my other hand. And have two hands right next to each other. That's kind of fun. Lee, can you do it at the floor? Wait, can you clap? Yeah, wait a minute. Let's see you clap. Sort of. Sort of.

Sort of. Yeah. It's the best I could do. Yeah. I like that there's blood gushing out of one of your arms, and everyone is like, but Kenny clap. I'll be right back. I'll go stick this in the front.

Oh gosh. So, Mom, how are you at our a night now? That's kind of amazing. Why are you not with Sir Trumble anymore? Where is Sir Trumble? That's an excellent question. He sent me away because I sort of like, I'm my own night now.

You know what I mean? I gotta find my own way. But things are short and slow for nights these days. That's why I was magnet for a little while. Sure. And then now I've just been going back to delivering messages. Oh, oh, the message. Yeah, that's free of a message attached to you. Mind to untie that from your leg and reading it a while. You do it.

What's wrong with time? Let's see here. This says, oh, it's a message from us from us. It's from us. Oh my god, I totally forgot. It's from you guys You wrote this like two years ago and then told me to send it to you now Says drink more water Huh, huh? You were all really drunk when you told me to do this. You gave me a lot of money. Apologize to Carol. Who's Carol? I don't know. I don't know a Carol. Wait, let me see that. It looks

like the one I wrote says, don't get stabbed. Ha ha ha. Oh boy. That's a true knockout. Yeah. Oh, you might have noticed a change in the audience, too. He has a sword lodged inside of him. Yeah, we're trying not to be rude. Yeah, we both have swords now. Oh boy. Oh, honey, you wrote to yourself not to get stabbed by a sword. Do you want me to make your hindsight 20, 20? Don't shoot my butt. Don't shoot my butt. No, don't shoot my butt.

Some feels better though. Are you having to sleep on your side? I have to sleep on my side. That's one of the worst parts. Not only that, but like if I had one a roll over to the other side, I have to sit completely up and turn around. Because I can't just like Pull vault my way over. Mom was gonna cry to think about this, but um, how do you hug? Oh

My god, is it only side hugs? Don't worry kind of hugs. I know. Oh my god. Oh, it's so sad. It is I miss Hugs I guess the only thing out now is to get more verbal hugs from people. Gentlemen. Okay, we can figure this out. Verbal hugs. So literal hug, you embrace someone and give them a little bit of squeeze of pressure. So verbal hug, of course, would be verbally applying some pressure. So you'll never achieve as much as your dad did. Some verbal pressure? Hmm. How about this? I'm I'm squeezed. Oh that feels nice.

Fuck now I look like an asshole. Let me see if I can be the warm water that runs between those two choices. Are you saying you want to be? You're saying you want to be like the frosome between a flame lane and Mr. Incredible? That's right Onnie, I believe you can accomplish great things. Oh So when are you gonna start? Okay, that sounds like a really like one of the 50th birthday party cards You know what I mean? What you two are 50 and everyone gives you a mean card

Hmm. Do you ever have to deliver those, Mom? Oh, all the time. Just people like getting old deciding to be mean to each other about getting old. It looks like the bag that you're carrying has a bunch of cards in it. Do you have cards that you're delivering now? You get, do you want to look at some of them? I mean, it's illegal to open someone else's mail, but I'm not a nerd. I'll do it.

I'm trying to think back to what I would have received as a card 250 years ago, yes, some of them were very mean. Right? And then you turn around 100 and people send you very nice cards because they're like, wow, you lived to be 100. Because you're gonna die soon and they're like, right. Let's bring it back to the nice of these.

Because people forget that I'm a wizard and I'm essentially immortal. And then around 200 people are like, well, I start to send this guy cause for you kidding me. And those are sort of, they feel very touch, sure. But not particularly like generous. You know, you turn 200. Yeah. And around 300 is probably like just die already. Oh no, no one sends you cards at all. Oh when you turn 300 Did they just assume that they're not going to celebrate your birthday anymore and you're very sad and that's so sad

Nobody sends you a great hallmarks of Srirakis. No, no, not nothing. Why are you rolling your eyes? I was actually gonna go with that But uh, well, it's just you know, it's hard. I understand people, it's difficult to keep up. And you wake up in the morning and you make yourself a little cake and you put a tiny little candle in it. And you remember that you're 300 years old and you sing a little song to yourself and then you clap when you're done with the song. So, so weird to see two hands on one arm clapping. Oh boy.

More like a squishing sound. Well, you know, let's look in this bag of cards. And maybe you'll like one of these cards. All right, this one says, happy 50th birthday. Your life is as pathetic as your body. All right, maybe not that one. But there's kind of an adorable drawing underneath it.

Yeah, let's all dig into these cards. Okay, sure, yeah. Crab one here. Happy 75th birthday. You're my grandpa. It's weird. Seems non-committal. See, this one says, Happy 50th birthday. Chances are you will have died before this gets to you.

But just in case, let this also serve as a condolences to anyone in your family that finds this. Oh, but there's an adorable drawing underneath it. Oh, that's cute. This one says it's to Molotar. Okay, don't know who Molotar is, let's open it up. It says, Happy 69th birthday. I mean, you receive as much as you give.

That's kind of nice. Hmm. So what is the only nice one so far. People seem to like this Molotar person. Yeah. Anybody ever heard of Molotar? Oh, I've heard of Molotar. Is that the mole who's a Minotar? Yes. It blinds Minotar? Exactly. He's a blind Minotar. He borrows underground and then when you enter his maze, he comes up and he can't find you. Well, I have this laced account so maybe... Oh, yeah. I can do a lot of goodness, world. I believe we'll run into Molotah when we reach our destination.

I don't see. Now, we're sailing toward Strong Island. Strong Island? Yes, Strong Island. They're all manner of amazing creatures and heroes there. Mama's strong. See what's this? Hey!

Whoah! Wow. Wow. That was incredible. She kicked her sword up into the air and then punched it and it flew into the ocean. I know. Do you know any of your sword anymore? Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

I mean that was amazing, but I mean, shoot, shoot, shoot. Wait, let's get this, there's a big bear all through a full of like what is this fish from? That's a fish room. Okay here we go. Boom. Whoa she's spinning it on her finger. Holy cow.

Oh, and she's whistling. Sweet Georgia Brown. And, boom. And she kicked in the air and punched it into the ocean. Should we go back and collect those things so you dropped into the ocean? Do you need those? I mean this is a long voyage.

We probably are going to need those supplies to survive. Momo, how do I, come here? Let me, do you need those? I mean, this is a long voyage. Probably you're gonna need those supplies to survive. Momo, how do I, come here? Let me, do you mind if I pick you up? And a five. Okay, and what's, how do I make you a magnet? You know, just naturally a magnet because of this arm right now. Let me just hold you out over the side of the boats.

Oh, and here comes your sword. Yup. And that went right through your tummy. Oh no! Just like me, twinsies! I will like it hugged! I will like it hugged! Let me freeze the time around where this sword is pierced your body, you're all-

Who are you? Who are you? Who are they out of it? Is this always a solution for when someone gets run through with a sword? No, there's another solution that you just die. Would you rather do that? You want to just die? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? You're just dying. No, no, nor do I want Momo to die. Excuse, I have some words that I'd like to exchange with you, sir. Hold on, I want to see what else we can do to-

No, no, one moment, please. What's the full deal? You lifted me up. Momo has. Yes, OK. Momo has. OK. Your hair was dyed, but then we gave you a-

I have pharafais in hair now. OK. Whose pharafaisen? She's a sink. Oh. She's a sink. Oh, my God. She's a sink who died and became an angel. Yeah, exactly. They call our angel sink.

Your ears were cut off when you were knighted. You were wearing a suit of armor. So I got this large feathered hair, suit of armor. That blends in with your fur. You have a needle sword through your tummy. Yeah, and so this is what happened. I got lifted up and then held over the side of a boat where I got eaten by sharks And then you waited for my sword to come through me and that's what happened and I look like this forever

I look full eaten by sharks. I could have been eaten by sharks. You're holding me over the side of a boat, sir Anyone could have anything happen. Oh Why don't you just chop my lase it gun in half oops? I do You have anything happening? Ah yeah! The part you just chopped my lase it got in half. Oops! Oh no, how are we going to fix Molotar's vision? I hope you are ready to explain a Molotar why he has to remain a mole. I hope you are ready to explain to everyone who wants to hug me, why they can't. I'll be able to cure your sword situation and your stomach there in time.

Arnie's is a little different because it's a mystical, obsidian blade intended to murder wizards themselves. And I've been unable to extract it from him without causing his digs. Have you done anything fun, like, have him spin over a fire? Oh, I can't really spin myself. Yeah, you're like a kabab. Ah, that does sound delicious.

We should start calling you kababert. Kabab camp, which is long for Kabab. Like you should. Kabab Camp. Would you say Kabab Camp? Kabab Camp? Kabab Camp? Huh.

Arnie, Kabab Camp. Why have we not been playing with this? Arnie, what's your favorite? Arnie. Huh. Well, let's take a break. All right, you know, Momo, obviously you've gone through a lot of changes

in the last 20 minutes or so. I would say that you are now what I would consider undrawble. Someone will find a way. But you know what, if you need any help or advice on living with the sword through your body. It's really sweet. Ah, here, here I am, here I am, I'm back. I have found my magical healing rock and I shall hit Momo with it. Wait, before you do that, I'm just going to put a little tomato on here

and some basil, some onions, some mozzarella, and I'm a great little app. Ooh. I'm a little app at a party. I am tempted to eat Momo right Ooh. I'm a little app at a party. I am tempted to eat more right now. Right? Pretty delicious. Let me tie some sort of cellophane,

green cellophane at the end of this sword, just to kind of give that some possess. Oh my god, wait, now look, I'm gonna lay down on the ground. I'm an app at a party. I'm a little crazy app. Who's it? You're a fucking stuck.

I feel like if you get an app with a mouse attached to it, you got to lawsuit. Brood. Now, if you want to be an app, that's your choice, but I can heal you and take the sword out. Alright, let's do it. Alright, here you go. Ugh, it changed my haircut too. What? No hawk.

Oh my god, Mama looks amazing. You look so badass. I look amazing. Ah, sword. Oh, thank you She's holding the sword completely still but making so many mouth I wonder in her head she must think she's an amazing Also, maybe you know you get a sword through you you don't immediately want to just swing that sort of Now you want to take precautions. Yeah, you're putting on the ritz. I didn't Oh, she put it on the ritz. I'm top of her head as I have and you go

That reminds me she put a cracker on her head as a hat. You sure? Can you make me a cookie? Oh, sure. William and William. Hey, Momo. Can I give you this cookie? This will set up a chain reaction of consequences.

Can you give a mouse a cookie? I just want to share that. It goes down. Take a nibble. OK, I'm sorry. Just as like a cautionary tale, have you ever given a mousse a muffin before? Because a very similar chain of-

Is that a euphemism? Yes. Then yes, he has. Yes. I gave a moose my muffin. Okay, well, you know what? Same consequences if you give a mouse a cookie, so tread lightly.

Where are y'all going in? We're going to strong bad island. We're going to strong guy island. We're going to strong guy island. It's an island of powerful warriors. Although I guess you know what? It's the modern age. Maybe it shouldn't be strong guy island. Is it toxic masculinity island?

Well, from what I know, the little I know, I know that Mama Sores is on strong guy island. So there are, they're in there. Mama Soos is of course a dinosaur who's also a mom she can have it all so many women can be anything so many can be moms and dinosaurs well there's also Virgin Saurus, who's a dinosaur woman who's also a virgin. Incredible women can be anything. Oh, isn't it always the way that dinosaur women are always either virgins or moms? Well, I have many allies upon Strong Island who have worked with in the past on other various

quests. Dish. Some of these others have very obvious names, but this might be a little more confusing. Do you know Fishman? I want to say yes because I can assume what Fishman is, but I don't know if I do know Fishman. What does Fishman look like? Wait, is that P-H-I-H? No F-I-S-H- Oh yeah, I know. P-H-I-S-H-M-Man. Yeah, oh, I don't know that fish man. He has one shirt. Just as hoist.

Well, the fish man I know isn't down with disease. He's just a man who is a fish. And he has fish powers. Ooh, like breathing in the water. And other water stuff. in the water. And... ... ... ... ...

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... ... ... ... ... Well, I'd love to hear about both. Agua Man is a man made out of water. He died immediately. Sure. And no bones. So he just kind of fell against the rocks. And Water Man is a man who likes water and uses it. Well, then who's water boy? Water. Water Boy is a young boy made of water

who is underlocking he from his mom who's a dinosaur it's mom a source's son and he hits real hard against the rocks okay that maybe you're right you thought what nothing I'm not nothing already do you know spoon man no spoon man spoon man so he's he seems like a normal man but he's very muscular and then at night if he's laying next to someone He will spoon it big spoon a spoon. I think mostly little spoon Memo likes yeah, my most big spoon so mobile camera Not really I want to see you big spooning up banana. Oh I'm so sorry. That seemed pointed in rude

in hurt my feelings. Um, is it? Let me bring up some of your exes. I hung out with Moose the other day. She's doing great. Oh no fuck. Yeah, she's getting all sorts of muffins. Damn rude. It's just that I associate you so strongly in my head with Mayor Manana. I mean, I think that's the one couple we were all rooting for. We are always defined by our significant other. That's messed up. You know, I'm my own Momo. Well, to be fair, you were dating a banana who is a mayor,

so that's a pretty strong character. Momo belongs to Momo. Well, to be fair, let's see. Are you dating anyone else? No. Okay, so you're still fighting out who you are? Yeah, I'm sort of intimidating now. Also, I don't think you learned the lesson

of what she was saying. No, she said she's no longer dating Mayor Manana, she wants to be her own thing. So I was asking who else she was dating so I can figure out who she is in relation to the person she's dating. I've been meeting a lot of self-help books and being single is a super power.

Do you know that? You have magic in you when you're single. You so do I right? Or I mean, Chut, right? Oh yes, very much so. You don't need someone else to define you. I've had relationships over the years, and I've learned and grown from them, but on my own, I have found great power. Power beyond anything anyone

could ever imagine. Power so great that someday I shall lift this veil of delusion that falls over all of Foon, and everyone will see the truth of Maya Manana. He's not just a banana. Yusudor, I did read your self-help book, and it really did help me So when that you wrote like a hundred years ago. It's so good. Um, what oh, yes I wrote a self-help book. It's called being single is fine, and I'm not upset about it. So stop asking. I'm perfectly okay Please leave me alone by you. So it was a sequel to he's just not that into you just relax. It's okay. Oh my god He's just not that into you. Oh my God, oh my God. And again, so good, really, really, really helped me.

And the third one in the series, of course, was don't worry about it, I'm just spending a lot of time in bed. There's a few times when I've been a female creature I've had to ask, is he into me? Is he into me? I just don't know sometimes. Yeah. Which is embarrassing to say, but...

Wouldn't you be able to tell? You would think so, but sometimes I just can't tell if he's into me. It sounds like an insult. You said you were also a chicken soup for the teenage soul. Yes, I wrote that when I was only 210. What a child I was. Ooh, soul soup sounds so good right now. Could you make us some soul soup?

Yeah, I'll make up some soul soup. You mean daddy, please? Yes, of course. No problem. Thank you, Magic Daddy. I'll go get the colon. I'll be right back. Thank you, of course. No problem. Thank you Magic Daddy. I'll go get the colon I'll be right back. Thank you Magic Daddy. So where are you? I'll go into this island. Well, we are going to Strong Guy Island For a couple of reasons one we are looking for magical artifacts that the Dark Lord is trying to get We're trying to get those before him wait for a producer like you should or produces artifacts. I don't know

Our our T-facts all of a sudden you just started saying our t-facts. I don't know. Art effects? All of a sudden he just started saying, Art effects, I don't know why. I can't stress enough, that's a word we have in food. I know also for a half a dozen episodes in a row, he said artifacts the right way. Well, let's not bring it up, because he's surely a bit worse. Yeah, let's not, so that's one reason.

That's one of the reasons. The culture. The other reason is, as we rally forces to fight the Dark Lord, maybe we can get some of the warriors on Strong Guy at Island to join the battle against darkness. Oh, very cool, very cool, very cool. Who's gonna convince them of the three of them?

Star Wars. Oh, so stock, I feel like, probably used to do it. He has a lot of his voice. Oh, you sir. I feel like, um, probably used to do it. He has a lot of his voice. Oh, you sir, we tell us about plant dog? Yes, he's a dog. Who's a plant? Hmm. Like, a plant?

Like a plant or like a plant? Like, you look at him and he's the shape of a dog, but he's definitely a plant. Who grew out of the ground. Oh, so not like, like, a spy, definitely a plant who grew out of the ground. Oh, so not like like a spy, like a plant. No, not like someone who's waiting in an audience to stand up and act like they weren't part of the show. Yeah, wait to, that's always like what? We've never met before, right?

And it's like they've met before. But wait a second, what if plant dog is a plant on top of being a plant? It's kind of the perfect cover. Well, because if someone's like, that's a plant on top of being a plant. It's kind of the perfect cover. Well, because if someone's like, that's a plant, they say, well, no, I see the misunderstanding, it's a plant dog. Or they might say, you're the plant now dog.

Yeah, exactly. Do you ever tell you about the time I was a cactus? No. I have some follow-up questions. There's one time I was stuck in the desert and for a while, and I had a relationship with the cactus, and I was a cactus for, I wanna say like a year? Sure.

It was hard to get out of that form. Yeah, but eventually I did. Nope, no further questions. I, ooh. Nope. How? Okay, but. I wanna talk about it. But.

It was I was going through a dry spell. It, don't wink at me. I was a cactus, I was going through a dry spell. Don't, we at me As a cactus I was going through a dry spell. Don't we stop winging you help you over the edge of the boat I don't have any patience for this least up winking unbelievable unbelievable when you say you had a relationship with the cactus Yeah, this is the kind of question that it was a painful breakup. Mm-hmm probably painful during too. Yeah, a little prick Don't wink don't Probably payful during too. Bit of a little prick. Don't wink, don't.

Ha, da, da. My question is, besides you, who would fuck a cack? I said no further questions. Your honor. Or get fucked by a cack this time. Oh yeah. Well, when we get to Strong Island, I can't. Well, can I, I'm so sorry to interrupt.

We keep calling it Strong Island, but maybe, maybe that's not fair. Maybe we should call it Strong Island. Or on our way there on the Strong Island, but maybe, maybe that's not fair. Maybe we should call it Strong Island, or on our way there on the Strong Island Ferry. Yeah, or maybe we call it Strongland. Strongland? Stryland. Stryland? You know, I look at that.

I didn't come up with this name. Is there somebody on the island called Strong Island? Let's look at this map. Roll it out. I'm kicking it to roll it out, because I'm a mouse.. I work. So this is a map of the inside of your body Uh-oh, okay, what do we think? There's a heart. That's not where a heart goes. Oh, Momo did a cartwheel with Momo's very young so everything's a little bit topsy curvy. Let me get this other map out You hit hit hit right here is a map of all of the islands. The original settler of the island was named Strong Guy.

Oh! He was a very strong individual. I see. So it's unrelated to the fact that there are lots of weird, powerful warriors on the island. Well, Strong Guy set up a kingdom here and all sorts of powerful Individuals decided to come here and rally to his cause for many centuries ago. He's got a great evil in the form of Skull master Why are there lightning in the sky? Oh because storm its nature the power of Skull master

The power of Skullmaster. Oh, there it is again. I've only heard whispers about the evil that is Skullmaster. Oh, and there it is. It's kind of fun to make it happen. Skullmaster. Skullmaster. Skullmaster. Skullmaster.

Skullmaster. Skullmaster. Skull. Never. Skullmaster. Skullmaster. It's you. At any time, his power could return, so great warriors still rallied to this point to fight

the evil Skullmaster, but until Skullmaster is back, I need to recruit some of these heroes into my quest to defeat the Dark Lord. And you say it sounds like maybe strong guy was his name, like not his gender, but his name, kind of like, you know, Guy Ferry? Guy Ferry? Yes, a ferry, and his name is like not his gender, but his name. Kind of like, do you know Guy Ferry? Guy Ferry? Yeah, it's a ferry, and his name is Guy. Huh, he just happens to be a man, but his name is Guy, it's not too...

He scares Momo. Why? It's a lot going on. Yeah, Guy Ferry, more like Guy Scary, more like Steve. Hi, hi. He's a ferry with a band-aid in him, but he wears his band-aid on the back of his head. It's kind of a fun, cool thing.

Can't see out of the ice lots. Yeah, he's an interesting guy. Many of the hitters who comment. Wait a second, I'm so sorry. Guy, fairy. Yeah. Has like a, and this isn't gonna mean anything to you, but like a Zorro-type mask,

but he wears it backwards with eye holes in the back. It's like an eye mask, but he puts it on the back of his head because it's kind of a hip-fun thing. And I'm sorry, you had a relationship with a cactus? I told you, no further questions. And I hate to dwell on this, but flowers is pubes. Flowers is pubes.

Wait, I'm almost looking at this map. What is a weak guy island? Are you stopping there too? We hadn't planned on going there. How was weak spell? W-E-A-K. Well, a strong guy had a brother, weak guy. Oh, they share the same lesson.

That's right. And they weren't very happy with strong guy and they started their own island, but they didn't really catch on the same. So you see it's a little bit smaller island, not quite as big of a kingdom. But those who come and pledge themselves now to the cause of strong guy often take on his form of name. Fishman's original name is Gerber Glober. Oh, I know.

That just sounds like bubbles coming out of the mail. Exactly. So we might say that strong guy is unbreakable, and we might say that weak guy is almost made of glass. That's a very apt metaphor, yes, exactly. Now, I know I'm somewhat new to this world, but I feel like I've heard people say, have you ever noticed that strong guy and weak guy you never see them in the same place at the same time?

Yes, I've heard that as well and they're nearly identical, but one is like a bronzy kind of color and the other one wears a vest Totally different totally different mummo. Have you ever been to I you've traveled so much a food have you ever been to, I mean, you've traveled so much. A food have you ever been to strong island? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I too. Oh, you're just cleaning your throat. Now we answer the question. Yes.

You'll answer the question, or yes, you've been. I've been to weak guy and strong guy island. Uh, which do you prefer? Well, you know, it's funny, because for a while, I feel like, and you won't know what this is, but it was like an Iceland Greenland situation where a lot of the strong guys went to weak guy island. Oh.

Because people would think it was really easy to take over weak guy island. And this was a year ago, and then strong guy island was like weak people, but you wouldn't understand their reference. Or maybe they wanted to be like a strong guy in a weak pond. Oh yeah. And I think both.

But they switched back. And I think guys from both strong guy island and weak island would all go to fire island. For vacation. We'd all go to fire island. Momo has the time of her life at fire island. Let me tell you, that's where she goes to relax. Well, what?

Like tell us about your last trip to fire island. Okay, well, it is Momo tried drugs. Oh, what? I know everyone's always asking Momo, Okay, well, it is Momo tried drugs. I know everyone's always asking Momo, have you done mushrooms? Momo, have you done all the drugs? And Momo was like, no, no. Maybe there's something like a drink from time to time. But Momo tried all the drugs.

All the drugs. And what? Have you done oranges? Not gonna oranges. Well, I did all of them all at the same. And what? Have you done oranges? Mm-hmm, I've done oranges. Well, I did all of them all at the same time. The psychedelic oranges. Yep. Oh, wow.

I noticed that on your ankle, you do have a tattoo that says EDM. Yeah. When you begin to EDM? I was that week. Yeah. Of course, Arnie EDM is Eagles doing math. Mm-hmm. It's kind of a, when you go on a trip on drugs,

you sometimes vision, you know, Eagles doing math. Yes, when you're doing a lot on drugs. You sometimes vision, you know, eagles doing math Yes, when you're doing a lot of drugs watching eagles do math seems very exciting But to the rest of us it's really fucking boring. Yeah, I don't think I would ever want to see eagles do math I mean how would have to freeze over before I want to see that well it's surprisingly They're back. Oh when I was on psychedelics. That's when I met fishman the pH I Presently they're back. Oh, when I was on psychedelics, that's when I met fishman the pH. Oh, yeah, that's right about him. Yeah, probably a trampoline or something Is that what led to you becoming a deadhead? Momos and ease is blow me 15 feet back. No, we saw

Are you sick? Are you allergic to something maybe the metal on your skin? No, just all this I don't know, there's a guy's time crazy, but don't you guys feel like we're sort of living in a pickle? It's very salty. Yeah. Just very pickley up here. Yes. I can't be good. I feel like it's got to affect my cholesterol at the very least. Well, the soul soup is ready. Would anyone like a bowl? Yeah. You guys guys gotta get your strength up before you go to Strong Guy Island. You're gonna be a lot of strong people. Oh, Arnie a bowl of soup for you. Thank you. I never thought about this. Like, we're gonna be surrounded by a bunch of like agro warriors.

Like, it's not my type of people. I just wonder if they won't like me. Now, they're very muscular, they're very intense. I'm not going to lie about that. But every time you talk to them as you're leaving, they teach you a little lesson, a very kind lesson about doing something nice or brushing your teeth, things like that. Yeah, wait, they think I need to know how to brush my teeth?

Yeah. There's also a clash kitty. Clash kitty? Yeah it's this little kitty. Someone long ago tied two swords to its front paws and it just runs around and kills. Yes and clash kitty is definitely not an anyway related to weak guys friends scared to count. When you go to a strong island, just like, know that you're going to have a lot of the same conversation with Oprah and Oprah. People are going to be like, protein and like, live from your legs. And like, I do like intermittent fasting and keto, whole 30. They're going to say stuff like that

like Oprah and Oprah. So you're just like you prepared for that. Yeah, it's a lot of um, planks. Yeah. Planks? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a walk a lot of planks. Oh. Which is where a guy will lay down and put all his weight on his forearms and you have to walk over top of them. Oh really?

In the ocean, to your death. Well, that will definitely happen if you meet pirate man. Pirate man? Yes. He's a man. But he's also a pirate. Not to be confused with Pirate man, who's just a normal man obsessed with fire. Not to be confused with Fireman, who's a man made of fire. Which is not to be confused with Fireman, who just got let go.

Oh. He's having a really bad time. I've got to say, I feel like we're in for a confusing time. You're just saying that now? You're still time to make it clear. I've got to say, I feel like we're in for a confusing time. You're just saying that no? You're still time to make it clear. I mean, I heard a little bit about Strong Island before we set out.

Like I had heard that there was a guy named Legman that just had really strong legs, but I didn't know how weird it got. I mean, I thought that's a little weird. Pretty discoportionate, yeah. Yeah, and that he's always talking about Leg Day. Yeah, he never skips like that and you cannot confuse Leg man with leg O who's made of bricks or duplow who's made of slightly bigger bricks or ass man

Who's the donkey man or bounce boy who is? He can bounce okay slow down. I'm trying to write all these down Besides like you need to talk to a right man. So Arnie, Arnie, Arnie, do you have any emails? Well, I don't have any emails, but we're on a boat, so I have some... I have some... Seemail. Thank you, Seemail, Seemail, Seemail.

So here's a Seemail from Sanjay Pannaker. It says, hey guys, really love your podcast. I'm a fan from the Middle East in UAE. UAE, it's a country. If you guys could really do me a favor, I would really appreciate it. Can you guys come and perform in places like Dubai? I also have a question, Dubai when?

Dubai Friday? Can we Dubai Friday? By Friday? Oh, what do you think I am? I'm a Merlin man? Like a magic man? Nice. Says I also have a question, which is,

do you guys have Arab people in food? Arab. Arab. Who wants to touch that one? Does everybody want to jump in? Sounds like it's for all for you. Well, there are all kinds of people on food. I mean, I try not to make any assumptions about what a person's ethnicity is, especially

in another world. I mean, we've met a scarab, right? Mm-hmm. So, there are a sect of people who wander the desert, who are former scarabs, who are no longer scared, so they're just Arabs. Oh, okay. Yes, and on a you noticed that we seem to have more variations of people than you have back on your world. You said you'd never seen a person with green skin and some of the humans here have...

Well, you're full rainbow of skin colors that are different than your world, so it's hard to do a one for one comparison, I think. Yeah. I do want to say we'll probably have an Arab on at some point, but we won't have them on during their trip at sea because they prefer sure warmer weather. Oh, sure. Mamma will clap for that. I'm glad you brought up a magic man because he also lives on Stroggy Island, and you shouldn't confuse him with magic mic. No, no, no, no, no, no.

What, sorry, Mamma. Did you go on tour? What, mum? Did you go on tour like that? I'm excited when you said magic mic. In the 80, da day you did it, the day the woo, the tata. Oh, that leaf. That leaf is carrying her away. Whoa, goodbye, momo.

I love you guys so much. Love you too, momo. I was late for my flight and then I just, all right, love you, bye, see you soon. I'm in a possible withdrawal. Ha ha ha. That's a new catchphrase. I'm in a possible withdrawal.

That leaf appeared and flew her away in such an abrupt manner. Yeah. That was jarring! That was what? Jarring! Jarring! Bye! Thank you! Bye! Love you! Love you too! Oh, I love you too! Sorry! It's high forever. Forever? Well, I assume. Oh, yeah, I'm not sure if I heard the drill. Also, it's fair to say we're probably gonna die on Strong Guy Island. It's very possible. Congratulations on getting through another Magic Tavern boat episode! Remember, for every boat episode you listen to, visit a Magic Tavern fan service station

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