Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 4, Ep 35 - Meanwhile, Chunt and Momo

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Chunt continues the podcast after the disappearance of Arnie and Usidore. He's joined by his new cohost Momo the mouse with human strength and a not-so-strange man at another table.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifDan Monroe: Rob WhiteMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Stephen DrangerMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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at three times its normal speed, and if I begin screaming, hopefully we'll be able to just get the hang on. What's this light on my display? Either it's time to upgrade to Apple's new operating system, Drunk Puma, or I'm getting a signal from Foon, who's time to upgrade to Apple's new operating system, drunk Puma, or I'm getting a signal from FUNE, who's around to send a transmission from there. I suppose Sean could be doing the podcast alone, but you know what? Any excuse to skip more time in cowboy world is good enough for me. Sit back and enjoy the show. Hello from the Maddie Tavvy! A podcast! Huh, that wasn't so bad. This is pretty easy. It's one of your co-hosts' chug here. Boy oh boy, Arnie and Yusidor were gone. I was off, oh boy, how to set the table. I guess this is more difficult than I thought. To set

the scene, I was off on a quest looking for eggy baby, my egg child from a previous marriage. And I was gone for a few weeks. And when I returned to the tavern to strange familiar, everyone here was kind of laughing and telling me that Arnie and Yusuf were died. I don't know if I quite believe them, but I haven't been able to find them. So I'm keeping the torch of the podcast alive.

I'm keeping the fish of the podcast the float and trying to keep things going. So with me, not as always, but for the podcast alive, I'm keeping the fish of the podcast afloat and trying to keep things going. So with me, not as always, but for the first time, well not the first time on the podcast, but the first time co-hosting, it's Momo the Mouse. But, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Good to see you baby. How are you baby? Good baby. I...you know what? Why does it occur to you that maybe Usenor has been sitting in for me all this time? Oh.

I'm not here to replace him. I think that I've just been an unreliable host. Oh so? Usenor has been very available. Interesting. So you've just been late to every single episode. Mm-hmm. What's going on with you? You're right. Your best friends are not here. My best friends?

Yeah. Well, I guess they are my boon bosom companions. Yeah, I don't know, honestly. I'm a little worried, but again, everyone at the tavern keeps snickering, and they kind of laugh and giggle and high-five each other whenever they tell me that they're dead. So I think maybe Ysador and Arnie just said that

to make me worry, which I don't know why they do that. It sort of feels like you guys were on like a friend trip and then no one really made a plan and now you're all in different directions. Oh yeah, we have done that a few times. We're one of us kind of rents a cabin and we're like, what are we gonna do? And one of us will just be like,

we're gonna have fun. Like usually Arnie's just like, we're gonna have fun. And then we get to the cabin and we're like, what now? And Arnie's like, let's gonna have fun. Like usually Arnie's just like, we're gonna have fun. And then we get to the cabin, we're like, what now? And Arnie's like, let's just have fun. But then nothing really happens, cause fun isn't like an actionable term, right? It's kind of like party. How do you party?

Is it just like drinking and screaming? Is that what party? How do you party? You don't have to tell me this twice. I do not go to Arnie's birthday parties anymore. Oh yeah. I forgot one time we hired you to jump out of the cake and I forgot.

It took me. I forgot all about it and then we cut into it. And for days I thought you were dead, but nobody ate you, so you weren't in the cake? That was not even the time I was thinking of, but yeah, that one sucked too. Well, I had not great luck at these birthday parties. No.

Oh, actually, can I take care of some small business and then we'll catch up with you? Yeah, I'm not a great look at these birthday parties. No, oh, actually, can I take care of some small business and then we'll catch up with you? Yeah, I'm very small, so I, all my business is small, so do what you gotta do. So, Momo, as you may or may not know, I was contacted by the bounty hunter, Bubble Fat, who I believe has my baby, Aggie Baby. I love coming back here,

because I hear all sorts of words I've never heard before. Hold on, hold on. I gotta come back more often because I am lost, but I'm following you, I'm following you. Well, I thought what I'm gonna do is try and track down bubble fat and get my eggy baby back. But to do that, I thought I needed a little help, but I couldn't find Arnie Nusador. So, I've gone around food and I've collected all my little creature companions. So, I have a little cavalcade of creatures. So let's do a quick roll call. Say on my dead cat, are you here?

Perfect, floating in the ceiling. Gorgeous, the screaming potato. There you are, buddy. Oh, love. Are you here, farting peach? Farting peach? You're gonna have to speak up. Fart louder. Thank you, farting peach. Talbot gonna have to speak up. Fart louder.

Thank you, farting Peach. Talbot, the badger, are you here, Talbot? Hey buddy, how you doing? Good to see you. Any gossip? Or like a fun joke? Hey, me, me, me, me, me, me. Who's there? Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da, ta- buddy who. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Mom was in heaven. This is a blast. Keep going. Uh, let's see. Is scoop booby here? Scooby. Oh, scoop booby's eating a giant sandwich. How many slices of bread are in that sandwich?

You are incorrigible. Sweet cheeks. Sweet cheeks. The cow are you here? Sweet cheeks. Oh, sweet cheeks died. I think we ate him. I see the I see the insane crown posse in the back table. Hey guys

Thomas Foolery the prankster pig there you are everybody and Last but not least is Ilonki here. I'm sorry. I think at this one. It's Moonki. Moonki are you here? I'm sorry. I think at this one it's Moongki. Moongki, are you here? Well, hi y'all. It's time to be here. All right, that's everyone. Sorry about that mama. I'm just... I guess I can't, I'm not supposed to pick favorite, but Thomas Foulery is for sure up there. He's a brancer pig who usually fixes on death. I love it. I guess I would also say Zach Plasma, but unfortunately Zach Plasma died.

There's a worm with a skull for a head. Anyway, but yeah, I went all around food. I went to the lunatic lagoon, I went to the crying canyons, I went to the suck swamp, I went to Roger's Discount Forest of Deals, and I collected and found all my buddies and brought them back for a bit of a reunion, so we can all set off on adventures together. That's so fun! I can't relate to that. You're still going to talk to people and on adventures together. That's so fun, I can't relate to that. You're still gonna talk into people

and getting people together. I- Well so far, I've just talked at you. Well, potato, potato. Speaking of words, it's not you. Speaking of words. So, my mom's speaking of small news, let's check in with you. What have you been up to?

I don't think I've seen you since we went to that volcano. Yeah, it's been a while. Let's see, I started doing CrossFit. Oh. I met my birth parent. What is CrossFit? I died for seven minutes in a cake. Sorry.

It's a tackle, the biggest topic. What is CrossFit? Yeah, of course. What? John, I love that question. What is CrossFit?. What is CrossFit? And why is CrossFit? I get intervals and pushing and pulling.

Basically, I'm just throwing my body to and fro and hoping that, I mean, you know, Mama already is human strength, but Mama wants to be stronger than even a human. So Mama's just trying to get strong. I guess I don't know what CrossFit is, but I'm trying my best to do it. One time I was, I will say,

if you're looking for sort of like workout advice, one time I was peeing and I started to burp, and that sort of burp peeing was really, really like worked my core, I think. You know, let me try it. Oh, right at the table. What, oh, not here? Oh, shoot.

Okay, yeah, that is, I didn't think that through. I'm so sorry. I will grab a little towel, starts to wipe up pee. Crosses are a big step. So you're doing CrossFit. You said something about your parents died? I don't remember. Well, Momo, I'm trying to keep the podcast going, you know, until I find out exactly what happened to Arnie and Yus-a, hmm, Dorisu, wing-wink. Do you want to get a guest on, Momo? I mean, not that you're a guest.

You're now a co-host. Sure. Momo looks behind her. This isn't my podcast. I had to, yes, Chant, I will go find a guest. Leave it to Momo. Mwah, mwah. Mama, look at that guy in the corner table.

He's just eating slices of white bread. He's cut off the crust and thrown away the middle. He's cut off the crust and he's just eating the crust, you mean? Yeah, most people cut off the crust and throw that away. He's just, he's throwing away the middle part. Let me pick up little Momo's little binoculars. Oh, you've been going to the opera? Uh-huh.

We got to figure out what this guy's deal is. He's so, look at him. He's just wearing pants in a shirt. Yeah, let's see. This is cool. What the heck? Let me go. Let me go buy him a drink. Yeah, yeah. Oh wait, I should come with you. I should come with you.

Here, I'll start us off. Hey, my co- wait, I should come with you. I should come with you. Here, I'll start itself. Hey, my co-host and I saw you from across the bar and we really enjoyed your vibe. Hey, look buddy, I got a feeling I know where this is going. I'm good. Oh no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, no, hey, you, you're misinterpreting

what I'm saying. We want you to have sex with us. No, chant, no, sorry. hey, you're misinterpreting what I'm saying. We want you to have sex with us. No, chunk, no, sorry. Oh, my friend, we are hosting a podcast at that little table over there. And we thought we'd maybe, I don't know, buy a couple of rounds of drinks, get to know you. Have you have sex with us if you wanted?

No, I'm sorry, I got off track again. Yeah, I kind of reach my one drink limit, but that's because I'm on a budget, but if you're buying, sure. Oh, you're on a budget. I assumed you just had one drink because you rode your horse here. Give me your reigns.

Hey, buddy, give me your reigns. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. So come over to our table, bring your bread. So as we're walking over, let me explain to you, a podcast is a thing that's kind of released. It's like audio. It's like you talk, and then people kind of like it. Does that make sense? Yes, it's for people who don't like to be alone with their own thoughts. Yeah. Sure. I guess that would be me. Yeah, awesome. Well, thank you for being our guest.

What is your name? I didn't even introduce myself. Oh Sean K my name is Momo the mouse with human strength. One time I fell in love with a tall drink of water and then someone drank it. I've been stabbed with a sword. I've been cut with a knife and I love to have fun. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Nice to meet you. Oh, I should say she was also married to a banana briefly, but then he died. And that doesn't define me. And that doesn't define me.

The rumors that you have twins, Mousana and Bimomo, but those are just rumors. So you don't have to tell me. And my name on Shantay is Chant. Very nice to meet you. What's your name? Nice to meet you. I'm Dan Monroe. And yeah, I just say I hear like 10 minute ride. Oh, yeah, yeah, so pretty good. Sorry,

I misheard you. I thought you heard you said your name was Dan Monroe and I've never heard a name like that. Yeah. Dan Monroe. Yeah. Huh? Are you a wizard? Huh. Wish. Oh, so you wish? Are you some sort of wish master? I think I'm pretty good at it, but I mean I don't get anything, so I'm pretty good at wishing, but that's sort of, you know, wishing one hand, shitting the other, right? What's that? Well, you know, wishing one hand, shitting the other, see which one fills up faster.

Which hand fills up faster? Which hand fills up faster? Okay, I'm sorry. This the other, see which one fills up faster. Which hand fills up faster? Which hand fills up faster? Okay, I'm sorry. This guy is blowing my mind. We gotta try this. Okay, so this is clear as some sort of, he's being humble, he is a wizard, this is clear as some sort of spell. So let's, okay, so Momo, we participate,

so I'm gonna hold out my hands. If you wanna just think through it, before you do it, that's okay, okay. Okay, I do have a few buttholes. Right hand with hands. The only thing that I can do with shit is gonna fill up way faster just because of the multiple buttholes.

Yeah, maybe I'll try this at home and because we didn't want to piss on the table, so why would we? So Dan Monroe, is that short for anything? Is Monroe short for anything? No, no, that's just my full, that's my name at birth was Dan Monroe. Huh.

And your parents are... Phil and Henrietta Monroe? Perfect. Okay. And they are interesting because... They're like trolls or like ones of sphinx. No, no, that would be really, really great. Just simple folks, they have a shop.

Yeah, oh a shop, oh like an apothecary or some sort, because I run, I don't know, Momo, if I told you this, I run a local shop, it's kind of newer, it's a black and white smithry, where I make armor and weapons that have a black and white coloration, just like me, because I'm a little badger. And what's the call?

I can't remember. So that must be a little bit hard for taxes. No. And every day life to not remember the name of your shop. I get away with everything because I'm an adorable little beijah. So Dan, what kind of shop do your parents run? It's like a food stand. I say shout to try to build it up.

But to be honest, it's a food stand. It's not quite a restaurant. We never really got to a point where we could have enough space to put in chairs and chairs. It's just more of a walk up order and kind of eat on the go. Okay. That sucks to hear because I once tried to start a restaurant, but Arnie didn't like the idea, so he wouldn't support it.

What was the name of the restaurant? I can't remember. Yeah, I know, John, I know. Part in Momo, Momo's just sort of walking around you looking you up and down, Dan, trying to figure out what your deal is. You seem awfully normal. Is that a good assessment of you?

Are you normal? Yeah, I mean, I'd say I'm fairly normal. Oh, fairly normal. So, fairly is the operative word here. So, you're, I'm, oh, we gotta crack this nuts. Let's see. What the fuck is going on? This guy's not even a talking tree or anything.

I don't know. He's not a fish with a wig. He's nothing. I'm panicking. Arty would hate this right now. He would be like, what's your deal? What's your magical ability? He would, without him here, I don't know what to,

so Dan, do you have wings? Yeah, do you have wings? Or like a big penis or something? Big penis, Dan. Oh, nice. No, I don't have any wings, and I would say my penis is fairly normal. Fairly normal fairly normal again fairly

Bunch of ladybugs working together as well. That's that's what it is No, no, but I do love seeing them because they're good luck. You love what? Seeing them lady. Oh seeing them. Oh, thank God I says okay Let's see Dan Dan Dan Dan Whoa, are you a rock that had a one wish and the wish was to be a boring man? That's gotta be it. Geez, I didn't think I was boring.

I guess I could try to, I've only had one drink mind you and just some of my dinner, but I know I've been. Are you who, Barkeep? It's just four shots for my friend Dan. Right away. Whoa.

Are you gonna, Dan, are you gonna drink him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I sip, though. You know, if that's all right. You sip, you know. Maybe that's the sip shot. Yeah.

Oh, okay. So you have a little tiny throat. Gasha hate to say fairly normal throat, but a mother. Yeah, I'm sorry. I think it's pretty, I guess a man can't see his own throat guess a man can't see his own throat. A man can't see his own throat.

Shitting one hand, wishing the other. A man can see his own throat. Almost just screaming and trying to look inside her own throat. Oh, maybe. Oh. Oh. Wow.

Oh. Oh, I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see it. You can't turn around fast enough to look in your own mouth, I'm sorry. I know this whole, I, you know, I guess you see it. You can't turn around fast enough to look in your own mouth, I'm sorry. I know this whole, I guess you guys seems like you do this a lot. Are the people that you normally talk to, or they always very interesting, or have something?

Oh yeah, we've had dragons, we've had unicorn dentists. Okay, we've had a singing sword. A singing sword, we've had a talking tree, yeah, for mention talking tree, we've had an elf that hates its dad. A drunk flower. Yeah, all a talking tree. Yeah, I've heard mentioned talking tree. We've had an elf that hates its dad. A drunk flower. Yeah, all a drunk flower. He was my very best friend.

You know, if I knew that elf, I would say, just give him another shot. Cause you only get to go around one time, you know? So you really, it's tough. You only get one set of parents. So I'd say it's worth a second try. I think I got it. All this good advice you're doing at,

well I don't know if it's good advice, shitting in a hand and looking in your own throat, but you're some sort of sooth sauer or you can tell the, you're a fortune teller. Is that it? You can see the future? So you know what, if I was, I think my parents would have multiple food stands

at this point because that's what I would use my powers for. Oh, you know what, no, dream big. They have a restaurant. Whoa, that's so nice. Wow, the biggest this guy, remember, the biggest this guy can dream is his parents getting a restaurant instead of a stall. That's the biggest he can dream.

Chant, I have never met a normal person before. Don't disbelover for me. Weird. Okay, hold on, hold on, okay, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Can I ask you some questions? And if I, I just want to see how many of these I've guessed right, okay? Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay. All right. Is your favorite color blue? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Do you have a gray couch? Well, I have a gray love seat. I'd love to have a couch. I just don't have enough space.

Yeah, no, my God, you have to ask him questions like this. Have you ever been to a horse orgy? No. I didn't really know that those were a thing. You don't know about horse orgis? Chant, chant, it's not. That's not a universal thing. You're thinking of you, you're thinking of you. Oh, whoops. Well, actually let's take a quick break and we will all settle down.

Dan's gonna think on what makes him Too late. I'm fired fucking up baby. I'm losing it over here. Dan's almost finished one tenth of his first shot and we'll be right back with more Maggi to have eat And we're back and we do have to immediately apologize to Dan. Momo and myself did stab him just to see if he was like undead or like blood green or something. I wanted to see what was in the inside. And I do have to apologize. Your shoulder will heal pretty quickly.

I'm sure I'm just going to keep licking it. I don't know. I know. I know. It's OK. I made it really. It hurts like licking it. I don't know. I know, I know. It's okay, it's okay. I mean, it really hurts like hell right now, but. It's okay. It's quite all right.

Hey, Momo, you wanna kiss his wound? Yeah, you're out. Ow, I heard my shoulder. Let's, I got some more questions for you. Yeah, let's get back into it. Pleated khakis, affordable haircuts, are these things that you're interested in? Yeah, well, I do have pleated khaiwaiv one pair,

but that's for special occasions. And what was the other question? Was Affordable haircut? Yeah. Do you like when you go to like a barber and they're like affordable? Nothing too flashy? Well, yeah, it's something sensible,

something to last for two months, so I don't have to spend another haircuts worth of money. I got it. Momma, I see it. I see what it is. OK, this has been fun, fun little game. Dan, I see you have a ring on your hand. That must be some sort of magical summoning ring.

You are some sort of a warlock or something? Well, you know, it is a magical ring that I knew it. It will be actually 10 years ago in four days. It will be 10 years since I've received this magical ring when I said I do to my lovely, lovely wife. This is my wedding ring. And yeah, I'd like to think it's magical. I felt stronger, more alive, lighter on my feet the second I put it on, if that makes

sense. And you married a ghost? Married a ghost? No. No, no, no. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Well, have you seen anybody ride a unicycle before? Oh, do you mean unicorn? No, I mean, like a vehicle with one wheel and a seat. Oh, like a wagon that just has one wheel and a- No, I guess I've never seen that. I'm friends with a guy who can do that.

Yes. I thought you were gonna say your friends with the unicycle. No, no, no, no. No, you're a friends with a guy who can do that. It's very impressive. I tried one time. I broke my elbow Do you know how many levels of lame it is that he thought that you knew a talking unicycle and you just know a guy who can ride one? Oh my god

I grew up with him. I should have not just an acquaintance, but damn and what is I mean, what is his name? Oh? Well, Steve Quayton's but damn and what is I mean what is his name? Oh, I well Steve The wheel man fucking Steve the real name is real name, but that's what he goes by Well, yeah, you got oh well you guys just have so many cool names. I was trying to To pump him up a little bit, but dam Dan Monroe. This is, I gotta, I gotta fucking say, this fucking sucks. Dan, come on buddy. What can you do a handstand?

Like, give us something. Do you see in black and white? No, I don't see in black and white. No, I mean, I'm color blind, but. Oh, there you go, that's something, your color blind. So, you don't see color, so that means... Well, I think I do. I just not the same ones that you do. Oh Okay, do you feel feelings like the rest of us? tons every day, you know, and you wake up you a little frustrated you want to go back to bed

You didn't get enough sleep and then you know start your day Kiss away fun the lip should you have one? That's always a great feeling. I was very curious of you to add that caveat. Okay, I'm checking off my list here, Momo, so he's not a doll. He's not a girl. Do you guys have any kids? I always find like, bike and always bond with people

by talking about. Well, funny, you should ask. I actually have one child. He was stolen. His name is Aggie Baby. Oh my gosh. And he's an unhatched egg. What is, do you have children?

I have three. Three, and then what's their thing? Well, their thing is their triplets. Oh, so they're all attached. It's three heads on one body. Yeah. Oh no, no, no. Three heads, three bodies.

One heart. Three hearts. Yep. I can imagine this. That they're not a tad. They're not. heart, three hearts. Share. I can actually say that they're not a tad, they're not there, three separate being people. Three heads, one heart can't lose. True or false? Three heads, three hearts can't lose because you've got a family of five that's great, right?

Chant, is it me? I'm finally a co-host after all these years of trying. And I, I mean, I'm fascinated. I've never met someone so normal. I'm screwed in my- I'm screwed in my- You said you're not a doll. I'm screwed in my-

You said you're not a doll. I'm screwed in my- I'm screwed in my- You said you're not a doll. I'm screwed in my- You said you're not a doll. I'm screwed in my- You said you're not a doll.

I'm screwed in my- You said you're not a doll. I'm screwed in my- You said you're not a doll. I'm screwed go down your list. You said not a doll, not married to a ghost. Are you a doll? I'm not a doll, no, okay. Have you been to a horse orgy and then married one of the horses? No, but I've ridden a horse and there was a horse at my wedding.

Okay. Are you, oh, are you a shapeshifter, like me? No, no, this is, I'm just becoming one shape and I kinda stay put. Are you the dream of a spider? No, no. Okay. There's no way to really prove that one ever, but I get, I see what you mean.

Are you a lion who's trying so hard to pass? Pass what? As human. Oh no, but I'm also not a lion, but I was just curious what you meant with that. Are you a lion about that? I'm trying to have any sort of fun here This man look look at his shirt. It's blue and button down. It looked like you got iron today Yeah, he has a white undershirt. Are you are you some sort of curious dolphin?

No, but let me correct you on one common misconception about this shirt. It's actually wrinkle proof. I don't have to iron it. Oh, it's all it is. That's what it is, his clothes are magic. Yeah, and check this out. I could spill, well, I mean granted, it's not repelling the blood that's currently on my shoulder, but if I spill a little bit of this shot on one of the parts that isn't covered in blood,

look, it just beads up and rolls off. Oh, he's clearly trying to stank me. It's dangerous. It's a shot, so. I just, I'm getting, to be honest, with the blood loss, it's kind of trying to find my evening points. Yeah, we're seeing a lot of white in your eyes. Well, Dan, I guess.

Well, Dan, what do you do for work? That's all, that's it. I'm a teacher. Oh, you teach. You teach. We're just unwilling to look at you, aren't we? Me and Chan, just think of our own. I call in New York. We're just an unwilling to look in at you, aren't we? Me and Chantis.

Okay, why are you calling in our new art? Biggest eye. I do call in our new art. Okay, so you draw food. No, I wish. I'm always pretty clumsy when it comes to the pen and the paper. I'm kind of the worst person at Pictionary. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Momo, as I'm staring at his face, I'm forgetting what he looks like. That's how normal this guy is. Yeah, I, just when as I'm staring at his face, I'm forgetting what he looks like. That's how normal this guy is. Yeah, I, just when you were talking, just now I went, who were you talking about? And then I remembered that we're talking to a guy. This guy's the, this guy's the absence of Matt. He's a void of magic.

This, I can't, there's God. I thought everyone in Fune, I thought Arnie was the only normal person. I mean, even the humans here in Fune, they have something going on. There's some whimsy. There's some whimsy. There's some goofiness or some magic ability. Should I be plugging my ears for this part? No. What did you get here?

Oh, sorry, yeah, sorry. I thought you were God. I forgot what you looked like. I thought you were someone else. I thought you were the waiter. Dan Monroe. Dan Monroe. Damon, Damon, Ro. Oh, that's some sort of devil. Damon, Ro. Damon.

Oh, you know what, Sean? I know. I know what we can do. Sometimes people aren't born great, but they're forced into greatness by a big event. Yes. Maybe your big thing just hasn't happened yet. Maybe you're gonna fall into a bunch of magical slime.

Maybe you're gonna pull a sword out of a butt or something. You're gonna do something amazing. Well, whoever was injured, I would absolutely help them, you know, assuming that pulling a sword out didn't cause further damage. Oh, Dan, you're a good guy. I can't. He's awful.

These two. Okay, we have to, Momo, you're right. We have to encourage and then unlock his magical abilities. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take out a little claw on my paw here and I'm going to get a stone on your eye. Come on. This, oh, man. Huh? How do you feel? How do you feel? Try and love it. Intense, intense pain. Good, good, good, good. I'm not feeling about my shoulder anymore. Uh? Huh? How do you feel? How do you feel? Try and levitate.

Intense pain. Um, good, good, good, good. I'm not thinking about my shoulder anymore. Oh, that's good. Okay, maybe you have like magical abilities. Alright, I'm gonna run and jump off the table and you're gonna save me! Please, I- I think you're out of my field of vision!

Oh, I forgot to tell Momo we record on super high tables now. Oh, no. I heard a crunch. Momo? Momo? Chanty didn't catch me. I know I saw. I'm sorry for laughing. It's just sometimes it looked funny. If you had seen it It looked very bad and then there's that you it looked very bad. And then there's that, you ran a jump, you looked insane, and there's such a loud crunch.

I'm just so sorry, I've got a new blind spot that I'm dealing with, and it was outside of, I didn't know, I heard you say that you jumped, but I didn't know where you were. Yeah. Oh, maybe we could get like a little patch for that eye,

and then you could be a pirate, and that's kind of special. Would you be interested in being a pirate? I would certainly be interested in having a patch or anything to just cover up to prevent infection or a first shot. I would either lick my open eye socket. Well, that that offers off the table, which isn't me. Momo, do you think you can continue, sweetie? Heh, heh, would have taken some time to recover from that part. Giant.

Yeah. Oh, um, maybe, Dan, maybe rub your hands together a bunch, cause a lot of friction, and then put both your palms on Momo and see if that heals her. Oh, um, yeah, sure, sure. Yeah, just as long as you promise that they hurt me anymore. Oh, I can't make that promise. Okay, now put your hands on her. Momo, anything?

Her hands feel so normal. Oh, I got lotion three times a day as a secret. Honestly, morning after launch, after you wash your hands, hit it with some more lotion right before bed, hit it with some more lotion. I bed, hit it with some more lotion. I've got some gloves that I put it, put my hands in after I lotion at nighttime. Oh, it's skin care.

It's a morning. I don't know how normal that lotion routine is. That might be the one outlier. That's a lot of lotion done. We found it. We found it. This guy's obsessed with lotion. He dry ass bitch.

Look at his dry ass bitch. Look at his dry ass bitch. Look at his- This is your lotion, it's now your big hair lotion man. Captain lotion over here. Captain lotion in the lotion. It's high of slather it. Wow, well, well. Dan Monroe, you tried to hide your magical ability,

but we all found it out. You're a little lotion perv. Little perv, freak for lotion. Do you drink it? Do you drink lotion? Now again, it's just a, my hands, we're going to take another quick break here. And I guess we'll get to know you a little bit more. And maybe learn about your children.

What are your children's names? If you're a child, you're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child.

I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I think we're going to be a child. I guess we'll get to know you a little bit more and maybe learn about your children. What are your children's names? If I tell you where you hurt them No, oh, okay. Let's dark Dana Indeeder, dark Dana and Deeter hmm all these Mineral of course of course what to do with that. What to do with that? Momo, anything to do with that? Sorry, blood. Internally bleeding, it seems.

Those are my names. Well, think of a way to make fun of your kids and we'll be right back with more Medi-Tavvy. Welcome back to what has to be the last episode of Magic Tavern. Dan, thank you for your time. Anything, any parting words about your kids or anything, or anything you want to let earth listeners know about? We didn't tell you about earth, we don't have time. I was gonna, I don't know.

I'm sure there are nice people. Just maybe a high. Hello from me and they're always welcome. You know, if they need a place to crash or anything or, you know, just place. Offering up your residents to strangers, this guy's so nice. You know, I really have anything I'm a little concerned about my injuries. You probably noticed that Momo is right on your shoulder and looking into your ear. I'm just trying to look under the hood here. See what's going on. I thought I felt something,

felt something a little bit again. You're in my blind spot. So I'm gonna get on my seat here and let me kick the wheels a little bit see if there's anything. Nope, nothing down here. Momo, anything up there? Nope, just a lot of lotion residue.

Pretty much everywhere. Okay, let me just lift up his shirt and draw a circle. See if that summons anything. Draw a circle with my claw. Did tickle a little. No, nothing. Well, Dan, you're so ordinary. You overshot ordinary and reached back around to extraordinary. Yeah, you're like an oraboris. Yeah, I guess I am. Which is a snake sucking in some day. I'm gonna reach around away from extraordinary. Yeah. Is that? Yeah. Are you, I don't fucking know anymore. Are you like religious?

Is that your thing? I mean, there's got to be something out there, right? I can't say that I'm angry, get enough to know what it is, but what a waffling response. There has to be something out there. Well, you know what? I like him. He stands for nothing.

I know, I kind of want him to be my pet. Well, as someone who hordes tiny little creatures, Momo, I highly recommend it. I think Dan would make a great pet. Oh, you hordes things, I collect things. Oh, what do you think? I should have said that. Oh, Dan.

That's my complete meeting you guys, and I didn't know what's interesting or what isn't, but that's definitely something I do. It's too late. I'm so sorry, it is's definitely something I do. I absolutely love the club. I'm so sorry, it is too late to follow up on that. That's okay. That's a bit of a buzzard beater. You know when you're watching a game of Mittens

and then the game's over, so everyone just beats the shit out of that buzzard. Oh, a buzzard beater. So, well, I guess we can carve out a little bit of time since it is the last episode. Dan, what's your, what do you fucking you fucking collect like kisses from your wife or something? No, but do you make your wife little keep-ons on her birthday? It says good for one back rub shit like that. Why wait for her birthday. I give them to every Friday

Do I talk to her for a second? Come here. Come here. Hey, I don't I know I don't know how Arnie does this. Listen to me, I think they're alive. I think you are, hey, buddy, you're a ceilings away from killing this man for no other reason than that he is pretty normal. I just, I feel like Arnie's the luckiest mother fucker in the world. Like he just sits on his ass and then like,

income's like a singing frog or something. And then it's like, that's the thing. And it's like, how does it do this? Has Arnie been very lucky that so many magical people have sat down at your table? Yes. But is it about that or is, do you miss your friends? I miss my friends.

I know, just that's what this is. So anytime you wanna, I don't know, stab this guy again. Yeah. Just go, do I wanna stab him or do I miss my friends? I'm gonna just want to stab. Friends do I miss my friends? I'm just gonna stab. Huh? Friendship is important.

I'd say vital. And like I feel your pain. If I didn't have a friend like Steve the Wheelman, I'd have a hole in my heart too. I got a stab, I'm sorry, mumbo. Oh no! Oh no! Ah!

Right the other shoulder. Honestly it feels good, mumbo, try it. No, try it. Okay, okay, I miss my friends., try it. No, try it. Please don't. Okay, okay, I miss my friends. Dan, I miss my friends. I'm sorry I'm taking it out on you. What is your hobby?

What do you collect? I'm afraid to answer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll protect you. I'll protect you. I've been doing CrossFit. Let me put away my cloth. Which means I'm a nightmare to...

All I know is that people don't want to talk to me at parties anymore. Because they're worried that I'll bring it up. I go down by bodies of water, creeks mainly, small bodies of water, and I collect rocks that look like faces. Oh my god. That's kind of cute. Chond, come on. If you were in a better mood, you wouldn't think chond. We have to kill them.

No chond. We have to kill them. Chond, no. I think chun. We have to kill him. No chun. We have to kill him. It's not like you can, I just want to add, it's not like you can get a rock that looks like a human face, or a face, I mean, at any point. It's not like an everyday thing. It's a special when you find them. Yeah, you got to look for him.

You got to keep an eye out, chun. I'm whole, okay. Give him your knife. What kind of faces have you found in your rocks? Good, good. All kinds, really. You know, it's not just one particular type. There's, you know, noses can be of different sizes. Sometimes there's, you know, multiple eyes or ears.

You know, the kids can play with them because I can't quite afford toys and things like that. So the rocks with the faces are kind of, oh, your kids can afford toys. So you're poor, that's your thing. They can't, well they don't have, but yeah, I can't afford them. I can't afford them, therefore they can't afford them.

I hope I- By proxy. Right, yeah, they're poor by proxy. No, not by, you know. Well, yeah, sorry, excuse my friend, Sean. How about this? I'm sorry. Grab a little more, more back. Wow, wow, wow. Take some excuse my friend, Shawn. How about this? Tell me, grab a little more, my bag.

Wow, wow, wow. Take some of my gold pieces, okay? I cracked my book, couldn't possibly. No, please, I honestly, it's the least we could do after nearly murdering you several times. Buy those kids, dumpy, Dale, and Dufus, whatever their names are. Buy them a gift or two or something.

Oh my gosh, I thought you were telling me a cool toy. It was named Dumpy Danes. And it was very excited that I thought I was going to get them the latest thing. We don't really know too much about, yeah, okay. Biom a toy. Tell your wife we say hi. We're so sorry about this, right, Chant? We're sorry about this.

Honestly, I think I died. And I think that's what, honestly, I think I died, and I think that's what's happening. I think I died. So this is all my afterlife, and I guess I'm just sort of paying for the sins I committed during my real time on phone. Inchant, you paying for your sins is having to listen to an ordinary person speak.

And I gotta be honest, if this is an afterlife, I honestly wouldn't mind hanging out with you guys. Oh my God, a chun. He's so affable. I know. Hey Dan, can you do me a favor? Can you just give a little pep doc some sort of words

of wisdom to my buddy Chun Tier? His two best friends abandoned in him. Like he was nothing, like he was dirt on the ground. So could you just help him out a little? Well, look, yeah. Well, I would just say, Chant, those two friendships don't define you, right? I know they were very important to you.

I know they mean a lot. And you know, when whoever out there closes a door, that same thing opens a window. So there will be other opportunities. I'm not saying this friendship is over, but if you just stay true to yourself, keep your heart open, your mind open. And how many buttholes did you say you had?

Multiple, keep those open. And you're gonna find new friends and new opportunities. You mean it? Yeah, yeah. And hey Dan. He told me you like a baby. I'm sorry, hey Dan, can you turn off the lights and read me a story?

Uh, sure, yeah. Yeah, I've got a story that I read my kids every night. We only have one book, because of unaccount of, I don't have much. The poor. Yep. Read me your poor story. I don't know if there's a, okay, yeah, I will. Are you gonna close your eyes?

Put your head down on the table. Yeah, okay. Your mama wants it on this. Hit. Hit. Yeah, let's, let's, this is not going bad here. And dad, do the voices. No, I don't. Yeah, dad, do the, do the voices. Yeah, dad, do the voices.

Oh, yeah, well, it's a narrator, but yes, I'll, when there are opportunities, sure. Look at that house on the hill. That house only has two windows. Geez, that's not that much. Mama. That house has one red door. Mama, the star sucks.

John, stop. It's just a sc- he's clearly describing his own. I know we're like an inch away from his face that we can hear him. Yeah, he does. Describing the front of your house does not a story make. Well, I, if you were to pay attention later, you get into the house and you find out it's not,

let's cut to that. Let's cut to that. I don't like to cut to that, but you describe the outside where it's not much, but then you open it and you find out that what's inside. Yeah, the people inside the house. That's what makes the home. Oh, so you get home as family. Yeah, so if someone, okay,

so if someone burns on your house and your family's not in it, you still have a home, but if someone burns on your house and your family's in it it, you still have a home. But if someone burns on your house and your family's in it, your home is gone. Yes. Where do you live? Don't want to tell you. I don't want to tell you.

I did mention it was 10 minutes in riding in a direction, but interesting. No, by the way, you described it, I know exactly where it is. I know that house. I did, oh my god, I did mention how many windows in the red door on the top. Yeah. OK.

And when you said you were scared to tell me, you looked directly 47 degrees north. Yeah, and that was, it's eight plain lane. I know that house. I know that house. Absolutely average for trick or treating. Couldn't be more average. I know you're thinking,

Momma, why are you trick or treating at your age? And I say, shut up. Can't just go and mention. I don't discriminate on age. If you knock on my door at, you're going to get a fairly normal size piece of candy. Oh, is it like a zero bar? You know that candy bar that has zero ingredients in it?

Oh, well, I mean, it is, I don't want to give people too rich of a treat because they're going to be getting a lot of treats that night. Is it Mrs. Bad Bar? Yeah. You know those terrible, it's cooking chocolate filled with raisins? Chock full of raisins, I like to call it, but yeah, it's full of raisins. You're so positive.

Always putting a little positive spin on your fucking life and you're, oh, I got a kill. Mom, I'm going to kill him. No, John. Let's cut him open. I'm so strong now. Oh, whoops. Oh, Mom went flying. Ton, let's cut him open. I'm so strong now. I'm gonna touch it. Oh! Ah! Ah!

Whoops! Oh, Mama went flying. Ah! Oh, that crunch again. Just a just crunch again. Oh, that crunch again. It's in my blind spot, but I heard it. That sounded really bad.

Oh. Mama, how are we doing? I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. Mama, I'm so nervous. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Mom, I'm so happy. What's that? Oh, sweetie. Anunciate. No.

Mom, I'm sad. Mom, I can't make you feel better. Mom, I got too boring of a gas. Mom was doing such a bad job. I was seeing Magic Deppard. And I'll never be as bad. No, you're doing great. It's just that we couldn't find it

out of all the magical creatures. We just found someone who's not magical. And it's just like a decent dees and float up to his feet. Who loves his family. Fuck. I like strangers too. I don't just love my family. You like strangers?

Sure. I'm a stranger, do you like me? I, you know, I've taken a few blows from you, chump, but yeah, I like the drink. Why are you out here drinking alone, then? Wait a minute. Why are you out here by yourself? Haven't it one drink alone at the bar?

You know, wait a minute. How'd you afford all that white bread? It's not, if you look at, it's not an expensive menu item. I don't get anything on it. Huh. And I bring the get anything on it. Huh. And I bring the middles back for my kids. Oh, that's heartbreaking.

I am allowed one night a week. I just like to go have a drink, you know. And it's really a little selfish because when I'm home, I tend to always be playing with my kids and my wife just kind of want some alone time with them. So I say, all right, you know, I've got enough, I've made enough money to get one drink and eat the crust of five to six slices of bread, bring the rest home for breakfast treat for the kids.

And yeah, well then you did it. You did it, you have the perfect heart. Okay friend, you have the perfect heart. There's nothing bad about you. There's nothing magical about you, but there's nothing bad about you. I can't find one single thing that indicates you deserve how I treated you, so I just want to apologize. It's interesting you said that. People always say, you know,

you know, damn, yeah. Can't say a bad thing about him. Yeah, and you know, Sam, I think you're great. What I want to go on a road trip with you? No. Would you be fun to invite to a birthday party? No. on a road trip with you? No. Would you be fun to invite to a birthday party? No. Would you be the kind of person I'd call if I needed anything good or bad? No.

Would I want to sit next to you at any point in time? No. But do I like you? Kind of, yeah. I don't have a bad thing to say about you. Hey, and that's all I can ask for. Well, Dan, I guess this is farewell. I mean, I'll probably see you in the bar again,

but I'm not gonna talk to you. Fair? I'll take a knowing nod or I'll maybe just throw one your way and you can choose to acknowledge it or, okay, we're not in the middle of the circle. Okay, I can't really, I can't really lock myself into that. But I will say, since I did, out your eye, stab you in the shoulder and scratch your shoulders. Circle on your stomach, shoulders, I'm sorry.

I will, now I feel like you're being a little, okay never mind, never mind, you're right. I'm gonna pick up your tab, so bread's on me and, uh, the mumbo got your shots, so, Dan thank you so much. A deep bow. Let's see. Okay, Mama, let's see if he walks away in like a weird funny way or something. Straight as an arrow. Wow. So hard in there.

So hard in there. Oh, and he sat down. He picked up his napkin, which he had folded on the table, and now he's laying it back on his thigh and brushing away the crumbs. This is, we found just a perfectly nice guy. Kind of scary, right? Someone that normal is scary.

Yeah, I guess I always assume the worst. I assume it's some sort of evil, but no, he's just... At the end of the day, that man was a real punching bag for your feelings, huh, John? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. He really was the lightning rod of all your anger and abandonment issues, huh? Well, we don't have time to parse through that, but...

Mama, I want to thank you for being my co-host during this tough time, and I'm so sorry, you went crunched twice. Yeah, um, Momo for sure is bleeding out. You notice that Momo is a maroon color now? Oh, yeah. Momo has not always been maroon. I am bleeding from the inside out. So that's what I'll be doing until you see me next, everybody. Yeah, with a full that heart, if you turn a maroon,

there will be blood. Mm-hmm. And there will be blood. Oh, no. Oh, no. I love you, baby. I love you too. Let's put a milkshake.

Oh, wait wait look at that Dan is Dan ordered an egg on my tab What the fuck is that I told him I had an egg. Hey Dan. Hey, Dan. Get let's uh, mum will follow me Hey, Dan. What's up, dude? Hey, did you just order an egg on my tab? Yeah, I ordered an egg give me that Did you just order an egg on my tab? Yeah, I ordered an egg. Give me that egg. I'm gonna crack this on this motherfucker's head. There's no yolk.

Oh, there's a little note. Eggie babies being held in the egg kingdom. The bounty hunter bubble fat will journey to you to negotiate ransom terms. Sign Fred Tata. Oh, mama, you know what this means? We're making an omelette! No?

Oh. I have to get some money. I need to go on a fundraising trip. Ooh! Maybe I can raise money at Castle Hawkspire. It's not far from here. Dan, you sweet son of a bitch! Oomah!

That was very nice and I probably would come at no surprise, but you know that I Literally I thought there was an egg in there. I don't know. Waiter. Give this man all the eggs he can eat Send him home with all the loads of bread. Dan you sweet. Oh, I love you so much Toad in the holes tomorrow for the kids, but here here's Ah, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da pieces. Whoa! Move into a bigger house. Begive your parents the restaurant they deserve, Dan. You're the best guest ever. Thank you so much. You gave me a clue to where my son is, the egg kingdom. Okay, we have to go.

I have to go. Dan, thank you so much. Is there anything? Wait, wait, I'm not invited. No, you can come. No, no, no, you said we have to go. I mean, I have to go. It's fine.

All my creatures son off at once if you would enjoy it. I know. What'm so scared! That was everyone. Dan Monroe. I'm not gonna finish this episode. I'm off to get the ransom money to finally get back my Aggie baby. Don't wait up for me. Regardless, it was a pleasure. And so our company splits into separate quests and we have to spend time with this one.

It's like the two towers, all tree-beard addition. Damn, I don't even know if I'm set up to receive transmissions from the Egg Kingdom, or if it's one of those expensive add-ons like BBC America. Well, I've got at least a week to work myself up to roughly the same level of caring. John the Talking Badger now definitively established as the wobbly leg of the hosting tripod was played by Adolf Refy. Momo, the mouse with human strength, was played by Erin Keefe. Check out Erin's podcast, sitcom D&D, wherever you find podcasts.

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and to read here it now as he's saying it. So whatever he said, he would just sound super sincere. Spin taxed you mind trying it with the filter? And what am I trying to get the kids to leave? Yeah, just say something to the fact of, you know, put in your own words, but maybe something like, children sleep well the night and be safe in your own homes. Just something like that.

Yeah, and then we're applying the filter now, but it will give the angels a better idea where we are. Just everybody. Shit, okay, that's all right. Just everybody else. That's all right. Okay, it's all right. Filthless replies, Angel sees us still rolling.

Sleep well, children. I'm coming for you in your dreams. That was nice. Got it. So nice. That happens, that's what you were looking for. Could we do more of that? You want to hear more?

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Oh, you know, same old same old, and you know when I say it, I really mean it. Ha ha ha ha ha! Dan, you kill me! Anyways, let's talk fitness. Anyways, let's talk fitness.