Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt are finally reunited. It's time for hugs, catching up and answering some listener emails.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Garrett SchultzMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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People of Earth, the following podcast is not real. Well, friends, cowboy world is far behind us and it's back to basics in every sense of the word. We're back in Foon, the original flavor, that lowest common denominator crowd pleaser. No more oops all crunch berries for us. This is aah, just enough crunch berries to put everyone at ease edition So what are we waiting for? Let's get back to that same as always businesses you who's energy sit back and enjoy the show Hello from the Magic Tavern, a podcast. Listen, hey, Chant here. I don't have any co-host today, but I am grinning,

beaming even ear to ear, eyes to eyes, because I am so excited I found a lead on my son, Aggie Baby. So we're shifting gears. We're going to do a slight pivot with the podcast. This is no longer a sort of tavern hangout show. This is an investigative podcast into the disappearance of my son and how we find him.

So, let's maybe we'll work out some like ominous music or some sort of like, like just reeks of like facts and news and journalism and I guess I should take on some sort of new voice or persona. I'm here as always with lead detective in the case, farting peach. How's it going, farting peach? Broom! Broom! What did you have for dinner today? Broom!

Woo! Too much information. Broom! Oh, sorry, we should really, farting peach, we should really change the tone. This is gonna be a much more serious podcast from now on. That's why I'm wearing this hat. Broom!

Broom! Broom! Oh, you have a hat too. Aww. Broom! podcast from that one. That's why Marine is hat. Oh you have a hat too. What's that? Oh you farted right in my fucking mouth. Nasty! Get out of here! Son, where are you going? What? We're back. What we're back? Or are you I'd like a drink please wait a for chund. Oh my gosh, Arnie Doris you oh, it's so good to see you. Let me I hope you didn't take seriously when we left here and we told everyone to tell you that we had died

Not at all my dude totally fine Let me work with these tears. These are tears of joy. Doris. Who how are you? Let me wake the morning on to you I got you a present. It's called a sombrero. Ooh, oh, from the enchanted casa. Is that something? Well, actually, it's quite fun. And I think I'm going to develop a verse and then you can put chips in. Oh, I guess that wouldn't work unless you turn it upside down

holy cow. Yeah, you just put guac in the middle. Right? What a wonderful find. Oh, Chuck, we've been to another world. Yeah, we went to a whole other world. We were there for weeks. And we met a horse who talked just like you.

I doubt it. This unique cadence? Oh well, his name is Champ. He was similar to Champ, but more appropriate for a horse. Yeah, bigger. Huh. So you liked him better than me?

No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I miss this tongue, but besides that, no. You're much better. I'm at luck. I would never say this to champ. Overall, too big. Oh, thank you.

Smaller is better. Good things come in small packages. I have a small penis. That is one way that you are very different from Jam. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Horse. Hey, I've been hosting the podcast without you guys. It's been weird.

We had Dan Monroe on. We don't really have to get into that. But we should be excited. I'm pivoting the podcast and just sort of a true crime, who done it, kind of podcast. Oh, thank goodness. What, Arnie always said we had the pivot at some point. Sure, I don't know.

Don't we think it's a little early for a format change? What do you think, 14? If 14 years would do it? 14 years, we'd totally change it up. Okay, let's all put our hands in the middle. If none of us is married in 14 years, we pivot to a true crime podcast. That's a great idea.

Because one of us will be murdered. I know of a true crime. Oh, we used to do everything just got dark in here. Let's go on. Is that it's kind of windy now, too. The shadows are flickering across your face. I know of a true crime, and that is not standing up to the forces of evil.

Mm. Oh, okay. I don't know if we could do a full episode on that. Yeah. But thank you for, I mean, at least you're trying. You're trying to support my idea. I love you, buddy. I think you're good.

Okay, well, I'll see what else I've got. Yeah, I mean, at least you're trying. You're trying to support my idea. I love you buddy. Okay, well I'll see what else I've got. Yeah, I think. Jump, do you mind if I intro the podcast for all time's sake? Huh, interesting. I mean, I did host an episode without you and I feel like I got it down pretty good. I'm shortening it by at least 45 seconds.

But yeah, I for all time's sake, why don't you give it a whirl, but just don't get used to being in the driver's seat buddy. Okay, sure. No, I mean Huh, I mean look when as in this other world. I watched another version of me. Oh, it was his podcast And then of course I took over so man. I might do I control issues? Dorset did he just look at a mirror? Is that what he's describing? No, there was actually another awning there. And we met someone named Solomon Ragon and he was a rare road baron.

And we met Miss Quibbert instead of Squibbert. Tombowee cattle rust? Tombowee cattle rust, who I was very much like our own tomb lane. Sure, sure, sure. There's no parallel for me, but- Okay, wink, wink, wink. Other than that. It's funny that all me, but, uh, uh, uh, uh, other than that.

It's funny that all this happened after this, uh, tornado swept through town. And you're saying I was there too? It was a lot like here. Uh, you were there? And you were there? And just the interesting. Look, just like the relationship

between Chant and Champ, it was very similar to here, only everyone had bigger decks. I'm happy. Well, we gotta get them into electric shock therapy. Quick! I did drop a house onto a witch, but that had nothing to do with going to this one.

Yeah, I wish we'd recorded that. Me too. That was so crazy. What? Is that a true crime? Did I do it? Did I do it? Maybe.

No, not as far as anybody knows. We don't want to put you on blast, because you obviously did it. Can I ask this is going to be a weird question. What happened to her feet after the house dropped on her? Are they sort of rolled up all squiggly? I knew it. After I took her shoes, I've got that bitch's shoes.

I had a theory that if a witch gets hit hard enough with an object, her whole body like recoils into itself. Yeah, there's a little bit of like green smoke that came out, which I think was probably weed. I, well, you know, I was gonna say it was probably like a witchfire or something, like a defecating itself. I wouldn't have died, but it could have been weed. Oh, I don't think it was a witchfire.

A witchfire usually is gaseous and you can see it, but it's usually it's purple and usually it takes the form of bats or a wool for something like that. Okay, Arnie. I'm gonna write this down because it's gonna be like this. This'll come back. This is a detail that will come back.

Yeah, I don't know. Witch Farts. I'll put it on to it. I will say Arnie, I don't know if you've ever told you this. You know how they say witches have warts? Well, a lot of times what a work is is a witches fart. It's sort of a portmanteau, if you will. Hmm.

Is it purple? I just said it was purple. You wrote it down. I can't read my own handwriting. Wow, well, it sounds like you guys had a break, it's had a time. Yeah, Arnie, let me, sorry, let me get out of the lead chair here. Oh, that's right.

Because look, I've got to get in the correct ear of the listeners. Mm- Oh, that's right. Because look, I've got to get in the correct ear of the listeners. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Whatever. Whatever you're ready. Mm-hmm.

Hello from the dust. Hello from my cell phone. What? Sorry, I'm used to. You're both fucked up. I'm used to introing. What did you say? No, that.

I said, uh, that's a solution. Oh, shit. This is crazy. That's what they call the podcast on the other world. That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- That's a- Yeah, that's true, which is why we're such close friends. I know nothing to stop our hugs. We can touch us the chest all of us. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Hello from the Magic Tavern.

A weekly podcast from the cowboy world of high fune. I'm your host, aren't you? Can't know what's this? This is one of your classic interrupting my, Cowboy world of high food. I'm your host, aren't you? Can't you? What's this? No, no. Is this one of your classic interrupting my- No, sorry, there's no cow children here. Oh, oh, did I do it again? Yeah, it's no worries.

Ah, that's great. Can I show you what I've been doing? And you can- Yeah, please. So pretty. So pretty. Use it or leave it at the door. Hold on for the Magic Tavern, a podcast.

Oh, huh. And then we get into it. I love that. Thank you. Okay. It's simple, it's clean, tells, listen to everything they need to know. Although actually, I have one note. I don't think you need to say a podcast.

If they're already listening, yeah. They know they're listening to a podcast, right? Can I do you one better? I don't think we need to hello from the Magic Tavern. Because if they're listening to a podcast, right? Can I do you one better? I don't think we need to hold off in the magic tavern. Because if they're listening to the podcast, they know what they downloaded. They know a podcast.

So maybe we just start with, hey, yeah, yeah, I already try that. But here's the question. After I say, hey, does any sound happen? Well, we would say, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, goodbye. And then it's done this all episode? Does any sound happen? Well, we would say na na na na na na na na na na na na na. Goodbye. And then it's done, that's all episode? No, well, na na na na na is the filler

is what I'm saying for all the conversation we have. So na na na na na na na na na. So we'll be like 50 minutes of chatter. And then it begins. Goodbye. Okay. Hey! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. But I swear. Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Alright, well, I guess if the episode's done, do you guys want anything to drink?

Yeah, I'd like something to drink. I'll go get us some ails from the bar, but I'd also love some validation. Can we get some validation that what we're doing isn't a waste of time? Do they... I guess I've never asked any of the weak stuff here to validate. Do they validate here? Let me... I don't know. Excuse me, waiter. Yeah, how am I looking today? I think you look nice. Yeah, they validate. Huh, but do you have to order something to get validated or can you just can anybody get some validation?

I didn't order anything. Yeah, you don't have to order anything. Wow. Three ails? Yes, three ails, please. I didn't order anything. Yeah, you don't have to order anything Wow Three ails. Yes, three ails, please I'll be right back. You all look great Jesus Wow, yeah, I can't tell if that guy's overly complimentary or if he's validating us Also, is it just me or does he sound like a frog? Arnie he's clearly a toad. Rude.

Oh, you're being an asshole. I'm sorry. I don't know the difference. This is, I don't feel proud of this. I don't know the difference between frogs and toads. Okay, well, one has four letters. This is easy way to remember. One has four letters and the other has four letters.

But they're in a different order and they're different letters. And they're different letters for the most. I love them them some of them It's a mobile Also never go home with a Mr. Frog That is a bad idea If Mr. Frog offers you a wild ride don't go on it Speaking of buttholes chant

Nobody in this other world had extra buttholes and trust me. I looked I Am so relieved to hear that would have been that honestly That's what I was thinking about the whole time when you're talking about meeting these other characters is I was like oh no Did one of them have three but holes four but holes? I still am it. I'm in bed. So just one but hole, but they were characters Yeah, that's kind of the cosmic balance, you know rich and dicks poor and buttholes Rich and dicks that's kind of the cosmic balance, you know, rich and dicks, poor and buttholes. Rich and dicks, that's a country group on earth. Guys, it's a shame that the episode is over because I feel like we're on fire right now.

Sable Horse, right, a butthole, is that their song? I'm just saying, we've been doing this podcast for a long time, like seven and a half years ever since I fell through to the show. Wait, I'm not in for the day. What's this? No, no, no, I'm not doing an intro. Are these working in the information?

I, behind Burger King and Chicago, we all know this. I'm just saying that we've been doing this a long time and we gotta bring this crazy energy we have right now. Right. When the show is over, into the show. Oh, I think it's a waste of time to go through that every time on the podcast, but sometimes it does help me remember who audience. Yeah, that is fair. You know, Arnie, I think Dorsun and I took your note incorrectly, because I think the

very first episode you always said save the best for last. So I always thought, you know, while we're recording, just phone it in. And then before we leave the tavern, that's when the energy comes to life. That's when we're really hit the gas. Yeah, we've got to try to bring our authentic selves, our fun, hilarious laugh-a-minute selves, into our podcast, which, let's be honest, is a very serious documentary-style podcast.

But what if we pivot to comedy? Well, comedy isn't really my thing. And I would say, you know, I chunt, I forgot. You keep calling me Dorsu and you're saying that Ani that I should be authentic. I don't think I want to be Dorsu a big stupid meatbag sorcerer, idiot, piece of shit anymore. Oh, I think Professor Scramble's again.

I like Professor Scramble. I love Professor Scramble. I think I just want to be used to it all again. Wow, that's a big step. You know what buddy? Take this sombrero back because someone is moving authentically. I don't know. Thank you, Sean. That's so sweet. I don't know how I know those words. It feels like saying for sure he's talking about you. Could have been me. I could be the move that I'm using put that on you, Zidart. Yeah, I didn't put that on me clearly. But I don't want us to get in trouble. Okay, obviously that would destroy the ruse

that we've created that I died after completing my true purpose. So, yeah, where is the punishment for faking your death amongst wizards? Is that even a thing that's ever happened before? I don't know that there is a punishment. I imagine that there need to be some sort. You think there'd be some sort of consequences? Sure.

But shockingly, there just aren't that many consequences, and it's kind of maddening because you're like, why don't there any fucking consequences? Somebody come at me. Can I say for shape shifters, if you're a shape shifter and you fake your own death, if the other shape shifters find out, you become ostrich sized. Oh, ostrich sized? Yep, you permanently turn into an ostrich, and for the rest of your days, you have to be ostrich sized.

So if you ever see an ostrich, just know that that's a... That was a shape shifter. Shape shifter, who fucked up. So it's not just ostrich sized, you're also ostrich shaped. Um, who yes, obviously. Yeah, I think so. No. And then they're supposed to just bury their head in the sand. That's how ostrichers are born. That's the only place they come from. Yeah, they're all former

shape shifters. Huh, disgraced. No, following from glory. Like, take this neck, you dipshit. Or any what happens to a human on Earth when they think they're on death? Hmm, they live in legend. Like, no one really believes it. Just like constantly are just telling stories about like, I think I saw them and here and they end up in all kinds of like really disreputable newspapers that you buy at a grocery store. Well, so I do want to keep up the ruse

and not find out what the consequences may be since they're so unclear. So I think I'm just gonna be a ghost. Oh. Do you have to really die to do that? You're gonna turn into a ghost? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna tell everyone I'm a ghost.

I'm used to doors ghost, but I'm just gonna turn up the transparency on my entire body I hello everyone. It don't worry. It's look you can see through me. I'm about 60% transparency So I'm clearly a ghost. Is it just me or the other guy at the other table? Sound like a tope I think he sounded like a frog. They're all frogs, right? Arnie. Arnie, buddy. No, okay.

But here would be honest with me, that guy over there with a weird tie. That's a bear, right? That big fuzzy bear? Yeah, going to tell him all the jokes. The one that's wearing like a Jean Hackman hat? Jean Hackman hat. Oh, what hat?

A Jean Hackman hat, I think. Arnie, that's a hack on a hat listen We have to take a break. We'll be right back. Wait. No, no, no, we're not that this is over. We're not recording oh We're not this is not for broadcast. Yeah, we don't need to take a break Can we just take a mental break because I just need to recover? Okay. Yeah, let's just all sit here and just be quiet shut up for two minutes Oh, thank God. Ha ha ha ha. Well, Fuzzy Bear is very funny.

I don't know what it is, but I really like his comedic offerings. Oh, speaking of the Fuzzy Bear, there's a lot of new staff and people at the bar since you guys left. I don't know, have you met the new chef? He's kind of sweet. He's sweetish. Sweetish. Sweetish. Yeah, he's a little sweet, a little sour, but for the most part, he's sweetish. What kind of sweet things does he say?

I don't know, he's coming over here. Can't wait to hear this. A deer problem? A deer problem with the beard? I know he's coming over here. Can't wait to hear this There's no problem with the food and no there's no problem Yeah, you know you know you can just you don't have to wave your arms around like that He doesn't seem very sweet to me See if it's like a dickish chef You Hey, you're a sh- How are you? You're looking good today.

Thanks, buddy. Man, why is everyone just complimenting Chant? I think that guy's Canadian. I- I want validation as well. Well, you should have become validation Torian. I should have. I want it to be...

Usador? Or should I be referring to you as... The Ghost of Usador? I don't know how... Oh, I think I have a solution. It's sort of like, wort. Arnie, remember earlier I said worts are actually witches' farts? Hmm, why don't we combine ghost and Yusador and call them goosador? Ha, ha, ha, or goss for short.

Remember when your name was gonna be gossed for a while? Me? No, Arnie. Huh? Big goss. Hmm, I don't think so. Wow, that is a very good fit for you. You look like a Gus. Let's focus up. We all agreed on beautiful Arnold now. All right, BA.

Hmm. Erting Gajat Greeny. See, he can be sweet. Thank you, sweetest chef. I think that chef is having a heart attack. No, when he gets emotional, he clutches his chest and falls to the floor and smells toast. Sweetest chef, are you okay? Yeah, just making toast.

Yeah, he mostly just makes toast. Hmm. See, making toast or does he smell toast? Well, he smells toast because he's making toast. You smell toast? What? And he tastes iron, I guess. That means he could be having a hot attack at any time.

This isn't gonna make any sense to either of you, but I feel like when I look at the Swedish chef, I'm like, are his hands and arms, is that just Colin mockery back there? Like, there's this, well he does keep throwing flour in his own face, which is interesting. Mm-hmm, huh.

Oh, but a ghost adore? What was it? Goos adore. Goos adore. If you want some validation, but uh, uh, uh, Goosador? What was it? Goosador. Goosador. If you want some validation, you know, we have so many listeners who love you and love this podcast and love me as well and chunt. Um, maybe it's been a while we sort of fallen behind on answering listener emails. Oh, you're right.

Well, that's a good idea. You know, I made a vow when you guys, when I thought you guys were dead, I just kidding, I didn't really think that. But if I had thought that, I said to myself, chun, come snail or high water, you will connect with this audience. You will let them know that they are seen and heard. And I was gonna do 10 episodes in a row of just emails.

Have I told you about the come snail? No, I love the high water. It lives near high water. It lives near high water. And what it does, if you follow the cum snail? No, I love the high water. It lives near high water. It lives near high water. And what it does is if you follow the cum snail trail, it's said to lead you to your true purpose. Wait, the trail? Yeah.

Like a sticky, slimy trail. But we don't have time. I do have an email here. This is to chunt with 60sademe.com. You can always reach me there. This is from Amanda. Amanda says, hello. Hi Amanda. Hi. I hello. Hi, Amanda.

Hi. I was just wondering if you guys could have a doctor or someone as a guest sometime. Please let the doctor do a health check on Arnold and the rest of you guys. It is important to sometimes really let a professional check your health from Amanda. I honestly don't remember the last time I've been to a doctor.

A professional what? I don't know. Professional pain in the ass. Arnie, once last time you've been to a doctor? I mean, there are all sorts of professionals. Well, I feel like we had a doctor on, at some point in season one, but he didn't seem to know what he was talking about.

I am sure I'm overdue for all kinds of tests and studies and checkups. And I'm way behind on my medication, way behind. I can give you some potions. Just random potions. Yeah, okay. Do you guys want some random potions? Sure.

A bunch of little tinctures. Ooh, potion relapsing things. I put it here. You want to just tap some? I have a tincture. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noincture though. Tincture? Chanda, what would you like? Can I have that dark green potion? Dark green potion, there you go. Thank you. And I'm gonna do, what am I gonna do?

I'm gonna do blue potion, not to be obvious, but for magic, for magic. Yeah. All right guys, down the hatch. The old snatch. Sort of, how you off there? Ooh, that's... Oh, something's happening.

Huh. I think I no longer have glimidia. Oh! But now I do. Oh, that's right, those two are connected. Duh. That was the tincture that goes to the doggering potion. Oh, in Arnie, let me, um, since you haven't been to a doctor in a while,

let me grab my war hammer, and let me just smash it on the old kneecap. Go ahead. I broke my leg. Yep, he can still be hurt, so good to know. It's always nice to just check in with a doctor to see if you're still mortal. Don't worry, I've got my healing rock.

Ah! Don't, no, that was the orgasm rock. Oh, actually, when you guys were away, I developed my own healing rock. Oh, do you want me the orgasm, rock. Oh, actually, when you guys were away, I developed my own healing rock. Oh, do you want me to use it, Arnie? Hmm, sure. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I love your catchphrase, get well. Notice how I didn't say soon because in all of reality, healing takes time. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

Unless you're used to it. Yes, I heal very quickly. I'm so glad we're answering these emails after the episode is done because it'll just be good practice and we can know if we want to do any of these emails later in a real episode. Yeah, absolutely. Well, since we're doing it after the episode, I guess I can also read the question from Patreon, if you'd like. Oh, yeah. We'd love our patrons.

Oh, yes. And they get so many wonderful things. We'll talk about that later, though. Dear Arnold Chant and Usador. Beautiful. I have a random question. Well, I guess it depends when you read this, if Chunters there. Anyway, at least Arne and Yusodor made people to answer this. If Cowboy World has an alternate version of everyone from Foon, except Arne, does that

mean they had a different version of Mayer Manana? Like was it Sheriff Manana, or maybe Mayor Grape? Just been thinking a lot about who Mayer Manana would be in Cowboy World. Keep the transmissions coming through. Have a good day and hopefully you get back to Foon soon and Chant Finds Eggie Baby. Oh, there we go. Ooh, the topical. We never met Mayor Papa Papa Pachinko.

I guess we don't know for sure he wasn't. Just a Manana, yeah. Or if you're already back in F food, then good job. Thank you We are. Oh, thank you. Signed Billy Yum Yum 2x2, PS don't die. That's a Patreon joke. So if you want to understand why he signed PS don't die You need to join Patreon. Oh the regular regular listeners, if they heard this, if this was an episode, they would just be like crazy with jealousy and curiosity. I know, I know.

It's a mystery they'd never be able to figure out. It takes context, clues. Very, very difficult to understand. So wait a minute, in the cowboy world, there is a mayor pop-up-up-up-up-uchinco. Yeah. Well, here in Foon, Arnie, you've never met him, but you sort of, sorry, you could orn't, I,ose d'Or and I, know Papa Papaya. Thank you. Who I think is a first

cousin of Mayor Manana, or at least in the same family. You know, Papa Papaya, who lived in that Papaya village under the sea with all the other Papayas. The only way you could tell him apart was the Papa Papaya had the Red Hat. Well you could also tell the Mama Papayas because they would jump out of bed and go to the Constable Station. Oh. Is that something? Doesn't matter if it's something because we're not.

This is an episode. This is just a kitchen map. It's just, yeah. Who cares about Papa Pappa? Oh, but I gotta just, yeah. Who cares about pop up papaya? Oh, but I gotta know, was there an equivalent to like Mystic Rick? I don't think I've met Mystic Rick. You haven't met Mystic Rick?

No. Oh, so cool. Now that you say that, Chant, they did have cactus Rick. Okay, so Mystic Rick is like a warlock around these parts, so that's very fun. Oh, did they have a one-to-one for, what's his name? Mr. Pinky Dinky? Exactly the same.

Mr. Pinky Dinky exactly the same. He's kind of funny. He's kind of like the local sprite. Let's see who else is there. We met Twemalyn the wagon team. Oh, a one to one for Daniel Quinn, Yardvin. No, no, actually that was I think Twemalyn the dragon team.

Oh, yeah, not to hear it. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what? I hate to move us along, but we're gonna use practicing Here's an email I got at magic tabernet puppies that supplies. I'm just telling this to you Chant and you used to door Thank you everyone to email me. This email says, our rocks magic. Hi, I've been listening to the podcast for about three months now, and I'm a few episodes from being all caught up. My name is Ruth, and I love rocks. I have probably around 12,000 crystals and minerals

in my collection. Ugh. As far as I know, none of them are magical, but I was wondering if Yusador has any tips on how to identify if a rock contains magic or not I don't mind if I have to check them one at a time. I'm figuring I'll have a lot of spare time Once I drop to only one episode of the pod per week Thanks in advance and don't die I'm so sorry to halt this conversation. Did you say that person's name was Ruth?

Ruth Ruth, okay, I was gonna say Ruth that went over my head So sorry to halt this conversation. Did you say that person's name was Roof? Roof? Roof. Okay. I was gonna say Roof that went over my head So this guy brings a dog right to a mittens game and he's like my dog can talk He's a magical dog and the mittens owner is saying like okay. Let's see if he's a magical dog So he goes what what is a what a sandpaper feel like and the dog goes rough and then he goes what covers a, and the dog goes rough. And then he goes, what covers a tree in the dog goes bark. And he goes, what goes over a house and he goes, roof. And he goes, who's the best mittens player of all time? And he says Larry Birdman. And then they hire the magic of dog.

Ah, that's good. I guess you might have to have lived in Foon for eight years to get that one. I mean, I know Larry. I've met Larry Birdman. It's been a while, too long, probably. Yes, it has been too long. But that shouldn't stop you from laughing at a place, Joe. Yeah, Arnie. I'm sorry, beautiful Arnie. So what was the question Ruf was asking? How can you identify magical rocks and crystals? Well, you hold them in your hand and you concentrate to close your eyes.

Reach out with your feelings and see if there's something, a vibration or a sense that you get from the rock, and if you believe and wish hard enough, then that rock will become magic for you. Keep it in your pocket for a day. See if anything good happens to you. I think most rocks are magic personally, but that's just me. Arnie, actually, when you guys were gone,

and I didn't, for a second, think you guys were dead, I went to the river and I found a nice smooth rock and I wrote Arnie on it. And it's kind of been my pet. Do you want this rock? Oh, sure. Okay, here you go. Giving your pet rock to Arnie, that is beautiful.

Thank you, I know. What a beautiful rock. Thank you. It's gorgeous, it's so flat and smooth. Yeah, this is nice. Let's keep it over here. It just, this smooth flat rock just reminds me of you so much for some reason give me a big hug

Oh, just a chance look at that No dicks of the way there. No, dicks of the way. Did you just throw my rock across the tavern? Yeah, but I know where it is. I'll be able to get it. Well, you know what? I should float a little bit too I'm gonna be transparent. I should float. Yeah, yeah I'm gonna be transparent. I should also float. Yeah, yeah. You're all turtable. Not much, but just a little bit. It's a little bit.

Oh, and maybe I don't, this might be over the top. Maybe like everyone's home, but you're like, ooh, but in your own way, in your own voice. Okay. Yeah. Oh, wow. How was that? Did you sit on the orgasm, Rob?

Oh, no, no, I didn't. I was doing my ghost voice. GRRRRRO! To go... Is that a sound like that, dude? No, am I doing it wrong? Okay, well I'll welcome my ghost sounds and uh... It's here to be! Is there a problem here?

I can hear you getting me confused. No, I wasn't. I was just doing my ghost depression. I mean I am a ghost, so that's a sound I make. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't wake, find me. All right, get out of here, dickish, chef. Yeah, chef.

Go stash something. I don't think that's how you use that word. Ooh, I have another email here. This is from Marta. It says question, hello. When did you first change in how were you born? Chunt, I hope you're chunting from Marta, it says question, hello, when did you first change in how are you born? Chant, I hope you're chanting from Marta. When did I first change and how was I born? Okay, and also are you chanting? I always always be chanting A B C. Let's see here. So I'll go out

of order because how are you born is the, you know, if we're following chronological order that goes first. So how was I born? So my mother and my father loved each other very much. And one night when they felt like that love has reached an apex, they decided to lay down together and lay down together and okay, undress each other with their eyes. Deeper. You see, my parents had a magical ability to undress each other with their eyes. Deepa. You see, my parents had a magical ability to undress each other with their eyes to where they could be 20 feet apart and still undress each other. Chant, hold on. Are you about to say that you were conceived from

eye-fucking? Yeah. Ever heard of it? I've heard. So they, I fucked it up. That's how I was born. And then the other question was, when did you first change? So, I first changed, I wanna say,

well, maybe three days into me being born, I took a big, that shit, and I had to take off my diaper and get a new one. So, that was probably my first change. Okay. But not before that. Not before, no, no, no. And it took me three days,

because I came out of my mom constipated. Hmm, well that's probably good. Yeah, I think so much about you, John. It's a shame this isn't going in an episode. Yeah, no, that seems like a great place to take a break. Think about that for a while. Oh yeah, let's all just think about what we've done. Hey, I heard what you shared in any way to share, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry too. Boo! Let's see here. I have another email here from Magic Tavern at Puppy's House Supplies. This says, Dear Atchew, which I guess now that I think about it, that was a thing that people were calling us for a little bit, right? Aren't you, Shunt? Yousador. Atchew. Ooh, bless you.

Oh, wait, but he is Goosador now. Oh, Atchew? Goosador, so it's Ga, goosadour, so it's got, got, got, got. Okay, so, or could be ag, ag, which reminds me of my friend, Cathy. Dear Ag, what happened with the mysterious black door that appeared in the tavern? Seems like that could have been a good plot line. Maybe put the DL through the MBD. Best Aaron, PS, don't die.

I mean, if we start picking apart what could have been good plot lines, we'll be here all night. So that is true though. I mean, that big black door that appeared during villains night, I believe, a while back and we shoved all those villains through it. It is still over in the corner. I believe a while back and we shoved all those villains through it.

It is still over in the corner. It does sort of make a low humming sound. Wait, you mean that big gray door? Oh, it has just faded. Yeah, and the paint's faded. Oh gosh. Let me, here, I'm going inside of it. Let me just throw it in the back.

Woo! Here I'm going inside of it. Seems like Chant fell into some sort of bottomous void or something. Maybe we should put a re-thon it. If Chant fucking dies and we're not doing an episode, if it happens not in an episode, I'm gonna be so mad. I'm gonna be so mad at him. Is that all you care about? Not all. Your friend dies, and then you, your only concern is that it didn't happen on an episode when we could go back and do like, you know, a two hour long special tribute to Chunt after his death? Yeah, it doesn't have to happen on an episode.

Because we could probably sell tickets to that. That could be like a premium content oh he's back well sorry Arnie who worth that email what was their name uh that was Aaron hey hey don't die hey Aaron buddy set the fuck down news for you. I went through the fucking door. I made it a plot point. Guess what? I got dumped out in the fucking swamp. Mm. Oh.

That's why we don't open doors. That's why we don't follow up on plot threads. Cause terrible shit happens. Sorry, I'm soaking wet. Oh. Every time the goddesses close a door, they open a window. And then they close the window, and then they

open a little cafe where they decide like, you know, they want to just be part of the community and give people a place to go and hang out where they don't have to drink. So, you know, they say like, well, they want me to make some coffee and maybe some pastries. That's what I think. So, what happens with a cafe closes? Well then the goddesses go back to being Almighty, all knowing and all seen. Do they have to pay back the bank? Well if they're lucky they'll pay back the bank. Sometimes they close because the bank forecloses on them

and then they turn back into Almighty, all seeing beans and they just kill everyone at the bank. Which, you know, banking systems are fucked. Yeah, true. Ernie, which, you know, banking systems are fucked. Yeah, true. Ernie, what were you gonna say? I was gonna say that, you know, I know we never talked much about that now gray door that's just floating over there,

but we really don't talk about that floating neon window that's just kind of in the middle of the room over there. Not it. What is that for? Not it. Seems like a ghost should try it. I'm not really a ghost. Oh.

I understand why you would boo think I am, but boo. I-I'm just regular. Yeah, you wizard. It's okay, boo. Alright, boo. Okay, I'm gonna float up, uh, through that neon window. Ffff. Ooh, buddy. You floated up too high and you crushed that mockingbird.

Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Oh no. I killed the mocking bird. Oh no. I mean we were all kind of annoyed by that bird right? I don't know what that thing was kind of rad.

Oh. Boo. Rad. If only my father one of those finches was here. Okay, well, maybe take the bird with you through the window and see if that does something. All right, come on. Oh, fry them up good.

I think it's just a stove. I think it's still here. Like, yeah, like a floating freeform stove. Oh, cool. So, but it's just a stove. Like a floating freeform stove. Oh, cool. But it's floating in the air, so it's almost like an air fryer. Oh, yeah, it's not very oily, all right. I should put my sand in there. And then you finally got one of those here in the dam.

Oh, speaking of Arnie, I don't know if you notice this, but the sweet ischef brought a new thing. Every table has an instant pot. Now what it is, is it's just this pot in the center of the table. We have one here, if you notice. And if you think of any food, poof. It appears in an instant.

Think of any food, aren't you? Any food? Hamburgers. All right. Oh, spaghetti. Ah, are you sure you weren't thinking of spaghetti? You know, it's weird. I said hamburgers, but I was thinking of spaghetti. That you sure you weren't thinking of spaghetti? You know, it's weird. I said hamburgers, but I was thinking of spaghetti.

That's on you. That is on me. Yeah, it's what you think, not what you say. Can I try? Can I try? Yeah, of course, of course. Cheeseburgers. Okay. Oh, hamburgers. Damn it.

Arnie, you got in my head. Well, try and eat. You're gonna. Damn it. Arnie, you got in my head. Well, try to do it. Well, try to do it. Okay. All right, okay. Ooh, hamburgers. Oh, hamburgers. That's right.

It can make food that you think of, even if it's not food. Yeah, speaking of tasty little treats, I have another hamburger. The hamburgers taste moody authentic, though. Treats, I have another hamburger. He's tastes moory authentico. I hate that I laughed at that. This is an email from John. John says, a birthday limbic.

Dearest little squish. Since your birthday shifts as you do, and I'm not sure exactly when to send this, I thought I'd send it now. And you can read it whenever your birthday happens to be. Oh, thanks, buddy. Oh, and there's a limer here. Happy birthday to you, my dear chun.

I will get to the point I'll be blunt with two buttholes or three, whether badger or flee. I'm proud of you for not saying, oh, cut, Nuckle. Mm. Kind of back to the line. That's a good point. That's a good point.

Thanks for so consistently making me laughing, bringing me so much joy, your faithful, fanatic, John. Well, thanks, John. Don't love that you kind of forced me to say, cut, not cold, but yeah. Yeah, set you up, really set you up for that. Really, bumps set me to spike that down and,

oh well, we couldn't avoid it, unavoidable. Maybe this will clear the palette. I have another message here from a patron on Patreon. It's addressed to you, Chant. Chant, what do you do between you attending patchouly grade school and you meeting Arnie? Not sure how long this time period of but was curious. Oh, but? was curious. I'm just reading what's here. What kind of things you did? Jobs?

Hobbies? Yeah, okay, interesting. So from Betooli grade school up to when I met Arnie, um, why went through my- So between, yeah, between then and now, how many jobs did you do? Okay, so if Betooli grade school was one bun, and meeting Arnie was another bun,

what you want to know is what is the hamdigger in the middle? Mm-hmm. Well, there was a time where I was trying to get in shape. So I got super buff and then I lost all that muscle. There was a time where I was just shape shifting every single night just having fun. So in my wild oats, oh, and I bought these wild oats and I was sewing them into like a grand sort of capon that I wore that around and then people would be like, oh, oh, on, then I'd

changed it. I missed champ. What was it? Brute. Oats just made me think of champ. That's not. Huh. It's done with so big. I can shift my tongue. My tongue could be big. All right. All right. We're not doing an episode right now. Nobody needs to show off. Let me calm down with another email here. This is from Anonymous. Hello, I've been wondering if Chant could change form without telling anyone. Then you can see if Arnie recognizes Chant. You know what, I don't think I want to try that. I'm going to run to the bathroom.

I don't feel well. I'm sorry, I guess. I'm not. Oh, I'm used to door. I'm sorry. Goose d'Or. Do you think I upset chunk by talking about champ? I know he wasn't with us on that adventure, and maybe I didn't mean to make him feel bad about it. Boo. I guess that, you know, you should be more sensitive to chance feelings. Boo. And if you're eating her up goose it or should I be scared every time you say boo? Yes, yes, please You were saying Giddy up bitches, it's me. Oh wait. Why is there a horse with a tiny dick here? It's no

It's champ the horse. Hey Arnie. It's great to see you look at my big old tongue Very sweet that's very sweet put my hooves in a view in front of my mouth That's channel right fuck damn it. Let me I'm so happy to see you. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel inferior I'm here to validate you just like she's even I'm overly sensitive. see you. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel inferior. I'm here to validate you Just like she's even I'm overly sensitive. I just thought I'd Changed in the champ to give you what you wanted, but I realized that that made neither of us happy and was actually pretty weird So all I'm not gonna

But chant we always want you to be yourself boo Ah, sorry, should I be Arnie? What are you doing? Yes, oh yeah, oh yeah. You're being scared? Oh! I mean, it helps sell though. Yeah, it helps sell. Yeah, sorry, I appreciate it.

Oh, you know what would be above and beyond is if you could like go through walls and stuff or like even go through other people and creatures? I can go through walls. You don't think I can go through walls? I guess I just never, oh if I've seen you do it. Sure, I can do that if I want to. I'll just go through this wall. Something really is not in broke. No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Let me feel around. I'll think you're at the best spot to do it.

Your nose is gushing blood. No, no. I don't have any blood on my ghost. That's ectoplasm. It looks like a junior high theater actor trying to find the curtain to get off stage. What a specific reference. Aren't either that happen to you? I'll never tell. You know, I do think it'd be fun if we ever put up a play

about our town. You know, Hogs face, the town that we left, our town. Yeah, but that's very complicated. We need a stage manager or something. I could be a narrator, and he was dead, so he could be like the voice of like a dead citizen or something. So on whose lives a long life, a full life looks back and says, this is what it means to be from food.

Just this little town, life happens, starts and ends and goes in a cycle. Oh, no, I was bored too, that's true. No, yeah, I was gonna say, it sounds like it sucks, but it would be cheap to produce. So lots of stuff is what I'm gonna do. I suddenly realize our town is kind of bored. No offense, no offense. No, no, that's fine. Well, you know, before we fall asleep.

Yeah. Before we fall asleep, I think I might read one more email. You guys okay with that? Yeah, of course. Well, we're not recording, right? No, yeah, I know. I'm good. Let's see here. This one says, hey, it's Abby from Kentucky. I got some ideas on how to help blemish

since he's my favorite. Oh, well, Jesus. Huh. I'm thinking he's got to be in there. You just gotta do something to draw him out so he can overpower the dark Lord. So maybe you could call him crazy Jared or the catman and do some singing.

Chunk and sing that song they both sang because I'm sure he remembers it. Maybe call up O-Talk to talk to him. IDK, I think that's right for I don't know. IDK, what happened to him, I don't remember. Anyways, that's all I got. Stay alive, my friends. And then there's a waving hand emoji.

Huh, I gotta say, totally fine with some of that email. Inning it with Stay Alive. Now I just feel like that's open to interpretation. You know, don't die is such a strong message. Claire, they're saying, do not die. Stay alive, that could, I could be in terrible pain. It still be alive. So I could be in a coma.

So I just feel like Stay Al alive is kind of a fuck you. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Boo. Ah, also it's a subtle difference, but you know saying don't die is more like just setting some boundaries on what I can do. Stay alive is like do this, do what I say. Oh yeah, that's very true. I always thought that IDK stood for ignorant donkey king.

Oh, I thought it was irrational dick clues, clues with the cave clues. Obviously, yes. Yeah, so we all have very different interpretations of IDK. Please, listen, in future emails, refrain from using acronyms. I can be very confusing cross-cultureally here in food for us. So for all I know, in the middle of your letter to us,

you started addressing an ignorant donkey king, and you wanted that donkey king to answer your message, and you insulted him in the process. So, yeah, and ignorant isn't necessarily an insult Just means you don't have knowledge and speaking of not using acronyms. Oh, boo Speaking of not using acronyms PS LOL do not say stay alive Yeah, okay say don't die so that we know what you mean words have meanings Different things mean different things a wise man once told me different things mean different things. A wise man once told me different things mean different things. Exactly. And look, you guys know, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man. No time for talk.

Well, earlier on in the episode, you said if we ever wanted to send you an email, which never even occurred to me to do, so if you check your email, you should have an email from me now. Let's see. Oh, geez, look at all those bees. Oh, no, there's a cloud of bees around your head. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Don't die. Don't die. Sorry, panic to him. He said, I liked what you were doing there, Chantifi. If you just kept that rhythm going. Yeah, give us a little more. Don't die. Don't die.

I think it was a good one. Right? Don't die. Don't die. I think it's a good one. Don't die. Don't die. Yeah, there's something to that. There is something to that. I agree. Boo. Oh no, that Fuzzy Bear thinks that we're booing him.

Oh no, sorry, Fuzzy Bear. We aren't booing you. Those two guys up in the balcony are though. Yeah, they're really pelting him with tomatoes. Yeah. While they may be throwing vegetables at him, their words cut much deeper. Mm-hmm.

They're really laughing too much at their own jokes. Yeah, these people are laughing a lot for people who don't seem to have legs. Ony, do you have legs? What do my legs just got broken earlier in this episode? That's right. Take that guest stars who needs you. This rudderless vehicle can keep limping forward, held together by twine and good intentions without your help.

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Now, this is a boy with bright blonde hair versus the red one from the previous one. He is sprinting into a room where presumably his mom is doing a load of laundry. The mom looks absolutely fucking exhausted, just could not be more mentally zapped. And the kid is sprinting into yell the words, mommy, you didn't wash yesterday's pants. Did you?

Mommy you didn't wash yesterday's pants. Did you now chunt? Let's not rush to judgment That's really think this through from an earth person's point of view now Perhaps they have pants that are assigned to certain days of the week and Interesting maybe that are assigned to certain days of the week and interesting. Maybe, well, the mom's kind of hot. Yeah, yeah, if nothing else, I will say, bang and hot mom. So now listeners, if you're wondering,

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Magic tavern theme by Andy Poland. Hey, that episode was so bad that I, uh, oh shit, I got nothing. What? Say it. I'm sorry, I really wanted to rest on this show, but I've been going through some shit. Oh no, not you. I know. Here I'll pick up the sock for you. Hey, I'm glad that bear got booed, because your jokes were unb-

I can't do this anymore. I know. I can't do this anymore. I've heard about you enough, you. Thank you. Thank you for hearing about what happened. It was terrible. Why did we go out to yell- Sometimes I think we come here to yell at people because we both just have so much sadness in our life.

There's so much weight around our shoulders. And I feel like also if we face each other instead of sitting in this booth facing out, we probably connect versus judging others. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh others. Oh look at that 22 ounce bitch. Fuck you. Still got it. Repress. you