Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 4, Ep 60 - Small Elephant

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

Stan is a tiny elephant that claims to be Foon's greatest assassin.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiStan Pede: Becca BarishDirector Ward: Shane WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Anna HavermannMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards, a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy, the country's most exclusive boarding school. Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power, money, and sex collide in a game of life and death. Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early, and ad-free on Wondering Plus. Since his death in 2009, the world has struggled with how Michael Jackson should be remembered, as the King of Pop, or as a monster. The new podcast Think Twice, Michael Jackson, offers a fresh perspective on the art and the artist, his life, his work, and his legacy. Listen to Think Twice, Michael Jackson, wherever you get your podcasts.

And that's why you begin by calling them people of Earth. Its centers Hank on his implanted identity and curbs his destructive powers. Right, right. I keep forgetting. But after the episode, I still need you to explain how this affects all of reality, Doctor Ward. Everything will be explained. And please, call me Director Ward. Right, yes, Director Ward. I want be explained, and please call me director award.

Right, yes, director award. I want to help, obviously. Okay, let's get this one started. This is all so helpful. The following podcast is not real. Real podcasts feature voice acting and layered audio sound scapes and story arcs, and this one has, well, you've heard it. But still, if you're here expecting to listen, you've left us no choice but to go through with it. So sit back and enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern. I'm sorry to interrupt. No, it's okay.

But I'm pretty sure we said we were going to start these with bad boys. Yeah, you're right Oh, but we already started the podcast so I lost my fucking bet No Chant and they're such high odds on it's such high odds And I will never mind I refuse to edit this even a little bit. I'm so sorry, buddy That's what you keep telling me yeah, well here, but still let's put our hands in together and try not to hit our mics. Okay. We ride together. We ride together. Bad boys. For life. For life. Sorry. Did I say for life or for life? Blacked out. You said for life but that's pretty good. Who, yeah, for me, that is.

Yeah, my subconscious is on point. Sorry, Ernie, continue. Living that comfy furlife. John, are you still wearing that comb? Yeah, this point, the stitches have fallen out, but I don't know, there's something about this cone. It makes me feel tall. Is this what you feel like? Yeah, except I don't lick myself that much. Arnie, that much. Would you two might, no, never mind.

What, what, what? You sir, would you mind magicing you and Arnie cone so all three of us can be fucking cone heads? Oh, that's fun. I really like that. Aeroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroctoroct Turn off, turn off, turn off. Hey, couple of co-brows. Wonderful, look at us now. It's like I'm wearing a Rebalto. I am not wearing this cone. Arnie, come on. Come on.

Look, I don't need to re-record audio to fix my audio problems. Shut up. Oh, can I say, I almost forgot. I signed us up. There's a new sear in town. I don't know if you've heard about this. His name is visionary Victor, and he does family portraits,

and so I sign us up for his sears family portraits. And I am so excited because what he does, the sear, he sees into the future. So the portrait he draws or paints is going to be of what we will look like in like six months or something. Is that fun? Can we, can we all make time for that? Yeah, I could look so different six months from now.

You said, or? Could we all wear something like a little sweater vest that's the same? I like that. Maybe I wear a little bow tie and I'm in the middle on Arnie's knee. Here's what I love about this idea. Is we can go to the sear and we can just promise that in six months from now we'll wear those outfits. So you don't have to do shit now but in six months if we have those outfits. He should see it exactly because I thought you know what it's very

cheap to get sears family portraits and then also what like a year ago you got shots for his glammers. That's true. All those lasers shooting off behind your spells. Yes, you could see my many different forms and glamours, perfectly captured. The thing I like about the CS studio, though, is that he has that deer and a canoe. So you can just watch that while you're having your picture taken. It's that row buck.

Yeah. The CS row buck. And I've had friends who've gone and it's a lot of if you're smaller I guess the sears very patronizing where he'll like put a little puppet and go look over here look over here So I hope he doesn't try that shit with me Because I'm not a little kid although I'm sorry. I don't remember didn't all the seers Close down. What all the seers closed like their visions are shut, their third eyes are closed? Yeah, they should have seen that coming.

Oh shit! Oh no. I'm a tragic day. We're after so much terror we've seen this week. I suppose that it's not surprising that this news is just getting to us now. We spent so many days together working and traveling and fighting vampires. That's right listeners. Last week he might remember, look I'm the greatest warrior in all of

food and I went off to fight all these vampires and castle hawks by or close by. But there's so many vampires there. So my good buddies, Yusudor and Chant came along and we went and fought like waves and waves of vampires. Get some. I mean, it got so hectic, Ornith, one point. I got bit in the things by a neck. You got what's this? I said it got so hectic and then you say,

how hectic did it, it did it. How? Wait, are you wanting to say that? You want me to say that? That's too late now. I got what it gets. I got bit in the things by a neck. I can't do many syllables in that, I'm sorry.

But no, no, you said it up again. No, it's fine. He got bit in the fangs by a neck. That syllables in that I'm sorry but no no you said it up again no it's fine he got bitten the fangs by a neck that's how wild it got yeah yes it was terrifying I covered myself head to toes armed to arm hand to hand legs to nuts with garlic and just spun in a circle and Arnie Paul that was the greatest feeling I've ever had Vambers just turning into cylinders of dust. I just kept throwing a knife in front of me, like knife, knife, knife, knife. And then I turned around the little, oh, knife, knife, knife, knife.

I used to where I have the marks on our backs to indicate that maybe you should stop that. For lemons, if anything. I was so sorry, because, you know, I kept thinking that vampires coming at me from all directions, but I should have remembered, Arnie, your friends are in some of those directions. Yes, it's also possibly partially my fault if I was trying to train you and putting that helmet on you with the visor you couldn't see through. Yeah. Even though if I could see, it wouldn't have helped.

I was not mostly had my eyes closed. I thought if you could learn to reach out with your feelings. And then perhaps you'd become an even greater warrior, start on your true path towards greatness. Yeah, and Arnie, I'm sorry that for like three days there, I kept saying never told me the odds. I do wanna know the odds, because I'm gonna place bets on our fights and everything.

I think I was just being a little proud. You said, or thank you for helping me out. And you're forcing it a little bit, but... You think I'm forcing it? Yeah, you're forcing it. It's a ghost, you're forcing it a little bit. But it's only through the force that we can learn to become our greatest selves. Follow question, how so.

How do we use this force? So, it's your feelings. Yeah, how do we use this force? Socha, feelings. Yeah, how do you use the force? You always mention the force? What are like the practical efforts to deploy the force? What do you do? Squeeze your thumbs? Squat roll hard.

One, stand upside down on one hand and a swamp. Two. That's one, that's the first thing I have to do. Yeah, of course. Pass. Pass, yeah, that's a pass for me, dog. Hey, Arnie. Yeah, sorry. I don't know if this is our guest, but Did you want to talk about the elephant? Are sexual tension between the two of us? Well, yes, absolutely, but we'll save that for patreon content

I'm saying do you want to talk about the elephant or Don't look at what, no, no. What? There's an elephant in the room. Are we doing all the time? We were announcing ourselves as a show. The Triumph.com slash magic tab. Excuse me, excuse me.

I couldn't help but notice your trunk. Are you some sort of pack of dirt? Oh, yeah. I keep a lot of things in my trunk. Show it, open it up here, and show you all the things it got. Oh, yeah. If you don't mind, please. There are some little goodies, things like your brain from place to place. Always good to have stuff with you.

You know what I mean? Do you carry a trunk around? No, I guess I just have pockets in my fur if that makes sense. And I don't need a trunk. When I can fit anything into my hat. You pulled out a single flower. That's right. And I love it. Hey, you look to be a tiny little elephant. Arnie. I may be a tiny elephant, but that doesn't make me any less of the man that I am. My name is Stan Pee! I don't know. Do we have to say it like that?

What? What way? Well, you sort of said, I would just have normally said Stan Pee, but you sort of said Stan Pee. That's what I said, Stan Pee! No? I think it's a dealish choice there, shall I say? I think we said the same way. I feel like both ways you said it, and the way I said it was exactly the same. No? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I hear what you're saying. No. Stan, it's a pleasure to have you here today. What brings you here to the town of nibble bottom with your

trunk into... Well, your trunk and multiple toes to be fair. And two trunks. Fair enough. To trunks, yeah. And one is like a sort of like a travel trunk and the other is a nasal trunk. Yep, to trunks when I open. So the thing is for me, like it's the pleasures really all mine because I came here to find Arnie, the greatest warrior in all of fun. Arnie, it's incredible to meet you. So me also, and thank you Stan, I'm noticing that it's all's incredible to meet you. Me too. Also, and thank you, Stan.

I'm noticing that it's all names and titles that you say that way. Well, I still have no idea what you're talking about. Every single person I said in my name and everything is how I'm saying it. There's sort of an upward inflection to everything you say when it comes to names and titles. What's your name?

My name is Chant the Shape Shifter. Oh, nice to meet you. Chant that type of. Oh. Well nice to meet you, Chant that time. Oh, oh. I wish you would have said it the same way as I remember. I like that. I think I did. And the...

Well, I trust your memory over mine. I'm, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, they always, you know what they always say, an elephant, ever? Never what? Never what? Tries. Never tries.

No, tries. And everything else, it never tries to hurt. And then feels disappointed. We always set Never tries. No, tries. And never, never tries. Never tries to hurt. And then feels disappointed. We always set expectations at a normal expectation rate. But I'm so sorry to interrupt, Stan. But do elephants cry? Do hard.

Too hard. There's no such thing as crying too hard. And no matter how hard you need to cry, it's the perfect amount that you should be crying. What a lovely sentiment. Oh, thank you. Yeah, and kudos on your graveyards. I heard they're very neat. Mm-hmm.

Is that rude? No, I appreciate it. It's one of those things that people feel like they can't say anything, and it's like you want people to say stuff, but you can't tell people to say stuff, and no one says in it there in your locker. It's all the bubble, take it out. So I appreciate it.

Also, Stan, I just noticed you're wearing a swimsuit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's actually just noticed you're wearing a swimsuit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's actually like a sear sucker type swimsuit. Mm-hmm. For any drugs. For any drugs? Wait, it's a sear sucker's suit? Mm-hmm.

What, who's doing what to sear? You're a sucker sear? The crazy part is they know exactly how it's going to end, so sometimes they apologize before they are actually prematurely But enough about me. Well actually can I focus on me for a sec? Yeah, please. Please do. Fascinating. I wanted to talk to you Arnie, the greatest warrior in all of fun

Because I got a problem and I need your help Arnie, of course, I mean are you being attacked by a team of vampires? I wish. Then I could do something about my problem. No. Anyone else want a guest or do I mean to just say? Oh, I'll take a guest. Okay.

Are you being attacked by a team of werewolves? We met a werewolf last week. I wish that would solve all my problems. I'm gonna say, ooh, I'm gonna go internal seasonal depression. That is something I do sort of struggle with a little bit, but it's a little bit of a certain. I'm so sorry here. That's okay, it's good.

It's good for us to notice those things and don't need to do the help, you know. Sometimes I just have one of those lamps. I know what it is. I, you're thinking about going back to school, but you're afraid that going to culinary school isn't a good move for you at this point of time. Oh, and then I'll pick it back on that and say you've never been kissed.

I have definitely been kissed. I literally just told you what I did as a serious doctor before, which would basically mean that I did that without forcing someone to kick off. Of course, but like, you sometimes, like you want to, you're like, obviously, you know what I mean? We all get kissed. Yeah.

Do we all get multiple questions? That's, and I know that was a question for me. I was just ready to say it, but then you all started asking questions, and I was like, I just want to make sure that you're all. I don't just do one more loop around. Okay. Everybody gets one more. Okay, and if it applies, but it isn't applied in my specific problem,

then I say like, warm. Great, yeah. Okay. But here's the thing, everyone only gets one, because if someone else does it too, then we're all gonna wanna do two. All right, Anya, are you going first?

Oh, that was you search question. No. Oh, damn, we stood it. This is fun. Is it fuck? Oh, you got your question. Only person left, we stood in. This is fun. Um, is it? Fuck. Oh, you got your question. Only person left, I think, is... Did I win?

Uh, Ernie. I... Well, I guess you'll just have to tell us now. We wasted all of our questions. Oh, I had a good one. Okay, so it might be hard to tell by my stature because as you've all pointed out, I am small in size. But I am one of the greatest assassins

that phone had ever seen. And if I don't kill something soon, the League of Extra Short Gentlemen is gonna cut me loose. And basically, if you don't kill a certain person or anything in a certain amount of time, they send you to a retirement home and I don't wanna do that,

I'm not ready for that sort of life. Not to get cut up in semantics. The league of extraordinarily short gentlemen. Extra short but sorry. The league of extra short gentlemen. Extra narrowly is just too long of a word. Of course. I understand. Much like what. Very different than that. So the league of extra short gentlemen, you said they were going to cut to cut you loose now wouldn't it be that they lift you out that was a question it

could be a three extra shot on top of one another but if they're not stacked on top of one another that's not gonna happen I guess I was within the language of cut me loose but what I mean is I wouldn't be part of the league anymore and it's not a ridiculous thing when you said extraordinarily short gentlemen because that is another group they're just a little bit shorter than us. So that's a totally different one. Is there have you ever thought about banding together? Joining forces? Why?

Oh, just to say about mileage? So many syllables. The league of extraordinarily short gentlemen and extra short gentlemen. What? Well, the way you did it sucks you. I don't want to go to a retirement home. So Stan, these are a bunch of assassins. And if you get kicked out, they say you get sent

to a retirement home. Have you ever actually seen this retirement home or seen anyone that has gone to this retirement home? To drooping ockers. What's the name of the place droopy knockers retirement home oh I get it because everyone's so short that the knocker for the door is way down low up for interpretation sure yeah basically what I was suggesting is I think there's some chance that the assassins are just killing

people and then saying they're sending them to a retirement home. But now that I've heard it's called droopy knockers, oh, I've never wanted anything to be real. And it more than I want droopy knockers to be real. Yeah, it's just a bunch of older people who are not considered valuable anymore, taking tires off of things and putting new tires on,

taking tires off of things and putting new tires on. It's awful. I've had it with people not respecting things and putting new tires on, taking tires off of things and putting new tires on, it's awful! I've had it with people not respecting the elderly community, for I myself am 350 years old, and if people do not find value in someone who brings their wisdom and their experience to the table, then I shall have worse with them. They shall sit, and they shall listen to me talk about how upset I am for at least three hours and the entire time I shall feed them peppermints

and make them soup. What sounds really delightful? What? I fell asleep. You said or. Well, Stan, why don't we take a quick break and we'll be right back to learn more about what we can do to possibly help you? In the meantime, while we go to a break, do you mind maybe doing like a short elephant waltz? An elephant waltz?

Yeah. Sure. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Nope, I think I see intro to Doug. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh You used to be the greatest assassin in all of- The greatest assassin in all of fun! How- Stan! Pete! Were some of your greatest assassinations that you've done in the past? I'm not really like really supposed to be talking about it, but it's just if there's certain people that you felt were like really rising up in the ranks and suddenly disappeared,

that's a stampede situation! No. I heard whispers of you on the waitin' but now that I think you are real, the Pasadam! Maybe if you think you should go see theater? Don't go see theater that night! Maybe if you think you're gonna go to a dance party? Don't go to a dance party that night! I'll trample you!

You'll trample a person, you're so small. You're so small. Yeah, elephant, awnee, that's what elephants do, they trample you. Yeah, you're a little lean to do that to anyone. For me to trample, I was think I found my next person, huh? Oh, I understand, I understand. I think I'm gonna do a small trample,

you think I'm gonna do a small trample? Stand, relax. Stand, stop poking him in the chest with your trunk. Sorry, sorry, did I hurt you? I'm gonna do a small trampol! You think I'm gonna do a small trampol? Stand, stand, relax. Stand, stop poking him in the chest with your trunk. Sorry, sorry. Did I hurt you? I'm sorry. Yes, no, but I can shape shift my ribs back. It's fine. Okay, I'm sorry. No, it's okay.

Really, it's okay. We're good to best of me and I... I really feel really bad and I'm so sorry. No, it's fine. It's okay. I mean, terrifying. As you get a little bit older, it gets harder to do this stuff and you think about what's up with the food. Oh, Stan.

Yeah, can we get you some food or something to drink? Sorry, I had a blow on my nose. That's okay, that's all right. I'm so sorry. Yeah, sorry about that. I'm so sorry. I mean, sometimes your tea's gone cold. You wonder why you got out of bed at all, right? Stay on. And so, you know,

it's probably some amount of seasonal depression. It's probably some amount of stress because you have to accomplish this deed. So don't, don't, hey, don't worry about it. We're cool. And also, I hope we can leave here being friends. Stress stinks. Okay, that wasn't the response I was looking for, but. Arnie works. Arnie, do you have any recommendations? Well, from my experience, you just gotta pick up any kind of jewels or gems

that are around. And if you collect enough of those, then you'll get like a knife or a whip or like the ability to fling holy water and then you just fucking throw it in every direction and you're gonna kill some stuff. The ability to fling holy water, I don't think it's that hard.

Thank you so much and to hear you just share that expertise with me, I just appreciate it so much and I just wanna say how valuable it sounds like you are and how much I Appreciate you and all of that sort of stuff. Oh Stamps wrapping his trunk around Arnie's neck I hate I hate to be a stickler here. Oh, you're gonna fuck my mom. I but oh God you're gonna

You're gonna butt fuck his Classic stickler. Sorry. I'm so sorry, you said or. Well, I was just concerned that maybe killing a vampire wasn't considered an assassination, and if you technically have to assassinate someone. I have to kill. Or just go, if you're just killing, then you're probably fine.

Okay. Alright, okay, okay. So, yeah, what makes it an assassination? Like, does it have to be someone that doesn't deserve it? I think it has to be someone who doesn't see it coming, right? Because if they see it coming, it's murder. Well, I think in the past, oftentimes it was done for hire, but in this situation, I'm desperate.

I'll do it in any way possible. I just gotta get a kill under my belt. Oh, and that's a beautiful belt, by the way. Thank you so much. Why does the league care if you haven't been hired to assassinate someone? What do they care? I'm sure assassinations are few and far between,

very high paying, but it's not like you're assassinating someone every single day of the year. I assume, but maybe I'm wrong about that. I think a lot of times, as people who are extra short, people make a lot of assumptions about us. And so I think that there's a certain way where by maintaining this level of power and control, it makes us feel as if we're somebody.

You know, and so I think they feel like if you don't do that, then if you're not really part of that anymore, because you're just an average guy. You're not asserting yourself into the foray anymore as I say. I will. Perhaps if killing a vampire is sufficient you could do that but I'm sure the three of us the three of us can come up with some of what we need assassinated. And thank you so much for that support and the way that you said that and reflected what I said back to me made me feel so heard and I'm just so appreciative of the way that you did that so I want to say thank you so much. Well you're welcome. I

for elephants it's very important to be heard right? Because as they say an elephant never appreciates it when people don't hear what they're saying. Right what it is. That's what it is. They always say that. We have a herd mentality here. Anyone who talks, we listen. Yep. Well, I'm sure you heard who. Who?

Me? No, Stan. I heard who? Ahu. Yes, there was at one time where there was a who. And they were talking to me and I was the only one that could listen to them. And they said there's problems here.

And then we actually ended up writing a musical about it. Oh, that's wonderful. What's the name of the musical? Who's the musical, the musical? Hmm, the musical. The musical. But then I think wasn't there legal action against you a season to assist? Mm-hmm.

Because of copyright infringement, you got suci cold. Mm-hmm. Yep. And also because musicals had been done before. And they said you can't do another musical. We've already got one They're one Mm-hmm musical is one of my favorite shows very good the antler scene Amazing, oh

It's so powerful. It's so funny and then you cry at the end Mm-hmm. Yeah, the antlers crawl into the audience. Oh, honey. You're thinking of the ants scene. Oh Yeah, the antlers crawl into the audience. Ahni, you're thinking of the ants scene. Oh, the ants crawl into the audience. Yes, ants marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching.

They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching.

They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. They go marching. be assassinated. I mean, should we have Stan kill like, Hunk, like assassin kill assassin? Oh, with the assassin. And that feels like a victimless crime?

That's right. So assassin on assassin crime. Interesting. That's an interesting one. I mean, we always want someone to kill drip fang. Yeah, right, right, right. That'd be a good one. What about, here's one that's a classic assassination,

a regal assassination, Princess Trichierrelia. Ooh. It's now the co-ruler of Northeastia. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Or, or, or. But then Tom Blaine would be in charge all by himself and do it as that any better.

What if we assassinate them both? Mm-hmm. I mean, I don't like Tom Blaine. Can I say how much I am pervert? I mean, the three of you putting your heads together to try to figure out how to help me? It's so nice to feel that level of support from all of you and you're doing an incredible job.

Well, I don't want to make you feel like we're doing something that we wouldn't want to do anyway. You know, we probably need somebody assassinated. If I'm new Earth we honest. If there's something I can do for you, that's what I'd want to do. And then you can get paid for it because I think if you're doing your craft and you reach a certain level, you deserve to be compensated.

Doing this for you would be payment enough. I'm just so glad to be able to help you. Oh, okay, well, okay. What about saucy kyle? Oh, you know the guy sits by the door, and anytime you go to open a door, and you push instead of pull or something, he has something to say about it.

That guy is like, Oh, that saucy kyle? Yeah, that guy is like, 40% eyebrow. Who's the guy that, in the middle of town that just sits in that big tub of sauce? And what's the other 60 percent? That's Condiment Kyle.

Condiment Kyle. Not to be confused with Condiment Kyle. He's always latex to things. I've met him. Better latex than never. Staying. I gotta say, I really appreciate your level of emotional intelligence. Thank you.

I appreciate that so much too. Are you saying that? Because it's always good to be seen by other people. I'm not just a stone cold killer, you know? I'm someone with feelings. But you are a stone cold killer. Yeah, but not just a stone cold killer. Yeah, you got more tricks in your trunk.

Yeah. More junk in your trunk. Yeah. Yeah. And a hot ass. Wasn't going to say anything, but if we were like, no, we wouldn't have caught anything. To be the sort of elephant with a lot of junk in my trunk

and a hot ass and another trunk. That's why you're traips around those swim trunks. Trunks on trunks. Did we ask, Stan, what's your weapon of choice? Can we just trample? Do you solely trample? Do you squeeze with your trunk? What do you, do you blow a dart? Is there like a poison start?

You can blow out of there? My favorite way to kill? Yeah. Hmm, I guess I'd say kindness. Oh, okay. Okay, walk us through that. I was gonna assume maybe like the old slit and sleep. Oh, how do you kill someone with kindness?

Your way. Well, my way is you just get yourself into a situation, figure out how to be as kind as you possibly can to people and eventually, they're gone. And when you say eventually, that's like, usually takes about 15 minutes. Oh, no, it's okay. Wow. Depends when you're as good as I am. And when you say, what is the, what is the, what is the, you gotta see it to understand it.

Okay. But I love how much you're asking all these questions because it sounds like you're really trying to get to the bottom of the situation. I am going to go to the bar to get some peanuts. I hate when those nuts are covered in piss. I love it Would anyone else I'm sorry you don't care about Stan with the rest of you would like some peanuts? No, you sort of you got to stop serving peanuts And he would you like to go with me to the bar to get some peanuts?

I'm a stern daddy. Uh-oh I'm stern daddy. Uh oh. Are you kidding me? Shunt? Would you like to go with us to the bar? I don't get some peanuts. Okay, you're using my help. I'll help you out. Stan, would you like to go to the bar to get some peanuts?

You're the alpha-n-a-ray. Yeah, I mean, um, no. You guys, you guys go get those peanuts. I think I'll just hang out here by myself. Okay. Well, we'll be right back. Okay, I don't really want these peanuts. And you needed help? No, shut up. Listen to me.

Stan's admitted that he kills people with kindness. And it only takes about 50 minutes, which is about how long we have left in this episode. And Stan has been very kind to us. And it only takes about 15 minutes, which is about how long we have left in this episode. And Stan has been very kind to us. And Arnie in particular. Oh shit. 15 minutes left in the episode, we gotta do emails.

No, shut up, listen. I guess I don't understand, okay? Stan might be trying to kill Arnie. All one of us, but probably Arny. Oh, I just said I don't understand, understand, understand as the floorboards, I'm getting bored of Yusudor's explanations. They explicit nation of the extra short, extra short League of Gentlemen, extra League. League of Extra Stort Gentlemen. I lost a thread. Arnynie what are you definitely going somewhere thank you so if Stan killed me then Stan would be

not just the greatest assassin at all of him but the greatest warrior in all of him exactly exactly now think about that sort of consolidation of power it's unacceptable but if we're wrong. If it were wrong, we're accusing the most adorable little assassin I've ever seen of right, of being underhanded, and all he's doing is being super kind to us. Hey, I have an idea. It's just a little sweetie pie. I have an idea. Let's all slowly crane our heads to turn and we'll get stand.

Okay. Slower. We must be going out. our heads to turn and we'll get Stan. Okay. Slower. He's singing while smiling and waving at us. Okay, he's got a wicked voice. I'm going to grab this bag of peanuts. Oh take it over to the table You guys follow me but act like we weren't talking about this. Okay, before we get back to the table though. Yes, you said or here's this whip Shunt here is you're giving him a whip he's such a do axe. Okay, and I'll hold this knife this Repeating knife that I could throw at endless knives. If anything goes down, just start throwing this shit in every direction, okay?

And my axe. Sorry. And your axe. And I just wanted to say, and my axe. Yes. Because you started to talk a lot about your knife, and I just wanted to remind you, and my axe. My axe, yes.

And my trunk. Oh. Oh, wow. You didn't think I would let you stand here alone for this long, did you? No, but it's weird that you took off your swim trunks and just flung them into the circle. I just want to show you the merchandise. No, I'm not.

We're all looking to buy, but yeah, not bad. Nuts for Nuts? Yes, I'm enjoying these peanuts a lot. I just wanted to be natural about it. We were talking about how tough I am and how I can ever die. Yeah, yes, it's in vulnerability. And our grapes vegetables? Our grape vegetables, great question, shot.

Let's talk about that for 20 to 25 minutes. Maybe one. It sounds like a great idea. That seems like a perfect time and I'm sure every single thing that all of you say I'm going to Validate oh, Stan that's so kind of you no problem I know my trunk's back and I know I threw a match you but I don't want you to see my all of panchiasis No, that is look at your genitals like it is No, that is. Look, your dinner tolls like it is on.

That's why I want your balls, it's huge. Yeah. Thanks. Not for nuts, that's the tattoo above your crotch. It's almost like a reverse tramp stamp. That seems like the perfect magic tab in place to take a break. Although before we go to break, I just want to say, for an elephant, one of the advantages is if your balls get that huge, you're like, oh, of course.

Yeah, it's just right there in the name. There's supposed to be like that, probably. Also, can you balance on that ball? After the break, we'll find out! And my axe break. Why didn't we just go to the break? I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

He's standing right on that ball. I-it's very impressive. He's standing right on that ball. I, it's very impressive. Wow. Now it's on your own ball, that's gonna hurt. I can do it! It's a wonderful sensation that none of us will want to try.

I'm glad you're able to appreciate. Nope. I can stand on the, no, on your, on yourself. Oh, I suppose I can blow it up. Here we go. Error, turtle, c'mon! C'mon! Oh!

You sure just made his knockers droopy! I don't think I can... My back is killing me. Well, you tried, and that's the most important part. Sometimes people don't do things because they're not even willing to try. But you! You decided you were gonna give it a shot and you went out there and you did it! You don't have to be so kind to us.

Arnie, you said, let's fight kindness with kindness. Let's be like saccharin sweet back to him. You, you're standing on your own ball is pretty impressive. You're fantastic. No, no. No. Am I being nice to see what's the difference? I don't.

Yes, you're so talented. Honestly, it makes us feel like less because we see how amazing you are. It's so obvious, you know. How could we ever compare? How could we ever compare? Well, maybe we should. We should all compare ourselves to each other. Well, you win immediately.

Absolutely. I love you. And we're sacks of shit. How would you all compare yourselves to each other? Well, let's see. Uh, Chantwood win and I would come in a close second. Hmm. Hmm. Shall I compare me to a summer's day? Summer's day. Okay, well, it's gonna be a little bit breezy, but pretty sunny. Yeah. There's gonna be a lot of flora and fauna about. And then Arnie, it's like six foot, two, no, six foot four.

And Arnie sweats a lot and people sweat a lot in the summer. Yes, true. So that's something. And we've been doing this for about 500 days, it feels like. So we can trust you to a summer day. Hmm. Good morning, Drass.

Sure, sure, sure. Okay, so you're... That's all the ways Arnie's not like a summer's day? Hmm, the moon dress, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, it's all the way as Arnie's not like a summer's day. Yeah, I guess so. So Arnie's like a human and it days like a, not a big sack of meat. Yeah. There's no way I would last 24 hours. Whoa, buddy, TMI.

Would you want to the chafing, my god? Is it working? Finding kindness with kindness? Is it working? Funny kind of stuff. Is it working? Stay and cut the shit. What do you mean? We know. And I break my heart to say this.

You're trying to kill us with kindness. Oh no. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that too. You're my friends. My best friends. The best people I've ever met in the entire world. I've never met anyone like you before.

The way that you're also special, the way that you're on the unique, the way that you're both like and unlike a summer's day at the same time. Okay, now he's being sarcastic. Why? Have a best friend? Yeah, and me. Oh. Well, I thought I had a best friend, a Pearl Fules, but then he ignored me and,

and, and, and, and, and, responded and responded to me and played horrible tricks on me. Uh, and Arnie and Chanda obviously best friend, so you're my best friend? I guess, I mean I used to have another best friend. So, Sasi Kyle? No, he was a lord, but he wasn't the lightest lord. He was kind of different than a lot of other people. Hmm, oh guys, great. This is a missionary now. But I-

TMI already, TMI. And, you know, I think in a lot of different situations, you could be misunderstood, but for me, he was the best friend I ever had, someone I would do anything for. I just don't know where he is. Well, once the last time you saw him, what does he look like? Um, he's dark. He's a Lord. Hold on, wait a second. Use it or chunt. Reverse those words. Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord Crad Crad Crad Crad Cradule! Oh no what Cremre-Lay. I think he's talking about the Dark Lord. He used to be best buds with the Dark Lord who used to be killed.

What? This tavern used to be my playground like things change. I mean you haven't heard the tales of a ship flying killing the Dark Lord, which are untrue, and then there are other tales and other towns about. You should all have you finally slayed the Dark Lord, that's why I'm a ghost now, boo. You're a ghost? Yes, I can, I can become an incopoyo, it will, here, see? There you go.

But what about the times when you're not? Uh, just ghost stuff, extra thick, go stuff. Extra thick, go stuff. Yeah. Thick, thick goes daddy. Didn't like that sentence. You know, it's just a way of me existing here in this world, even though I have returned to the realms of Ephesius.

I might be a glow, we're not sure. Let me check something. I'm putting a piece of just undone pottery in front of you some clay in a wheel. What are you gonna do with it? I'm gonna get it sexy as hell. Here we go. Get from behind me. Sorry, I'm standing here. You put that in front. Get your arms off of me. What are you doing? I weirdo. I love... Wait a minute, which of you is in the front? Which of you is in the back? I'm in the front. I get... well, it depends on where you're standing. Hmm, that is pretty ghosty. What?

Stan, if you're here to get revenge on whoever killed the Dark Lord, it's too late. What do you mean? A person who killed the Dark Lord was used to do it, and used to do it's dead. He completed his one purpose and Did some wizard bullshit and now he's a ghost. There's just something about this that doesn't add up Oh math. Yeah already is terrible at math. Yeah, I mean it's confusing. I understand Seems unlikely, you know against all odds good over came evil like it always does But you know, that's just, good overcame evil, like it always does. But you know,

that's just the way it goes in the end. Sorry to say, chum, old friend, Stan Pied. Stan Pied! Look, I see you now. You some evil minion of the Dark Lord. Know this! Know the inn though, Yusudor has shuffled off this mortal coil that you stand here in front of a wizard with his full range of powers, and if you do air come here to threaten my friends. And again, I shall bring down the force of all of my powers upon my head. You don't seem as confident as you portray yourself to be. Lightning. Thunder! Uh, uh, uh, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice Compliments game what are we doing? We're playing knife axe dump of wood. I think somehow deflected everything we threw out him How does that lightning spellbar cut that wait?

Talk about kindness you've talked about trampling you talked about everything But did you think about my tusks? Do I look like much together? Yeah, I'm glad I'm staying with you Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, right, the gut. Ah. Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say?

Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say?

Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Do I have to say? Look, Stan, even though you're clearly trying to kill us, you're still adorable, and you make me want to do what you're saying, but I'm just too lazy to hop on a test, okay? Are you getting the test?

I told you. Stan P. Joined. You make me want to be a better fighter. Oh, Stan, I need you here to kill us. In some ways, like you're my perfect nemesis. You're so adorable that I'm always going to still kind of want you to be my best bud. Just like I've had a best bud for seven and a half years whose passive aggressive is shit to me all the time.

And then what was shit passive aggressive? Ooh. Get on. Can I get off this tusk now? This is really hard. Wait, I have an idea. Shipshift. Oh, a tusk.

Shaped your hips in the mouse. Ha ha! Ha, oh! I have an idea. Shaped shift. Oh, a tusk. Shaped shift in the mouse. Ha ha! Ha! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

I didn't expect this. What? You're coughing? I'm in my mouth. I'm in my mouth. Oh! Shut right into his mouth. Like it's like a sears penis.

Girl, shut your mouth's penis. Okay. Girl, shut me up. Hello. Hello. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Disgusting. Look, if you're not gonna help me fund my friend the dark lord,

but you at least help me get a kill so I don't have to go to droopy knockers because that was true. Yeah, saucy Kyle. Oh, okay. Wait, that part was true. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna heal up. I just got off this task. I'll be be alright. Just go kill Sosy Kyle.

Everybody hates me. Okay. It's a real prick. Mmm. Sosy Kyle, you seem like a really nice guy who's misunderstood. Love the fact that you're so much sauce. You sure you get off the tusk? That might make a good rumors. We'll talk later. Look, I just... I understand, Sean.

But, uh, now we've sent Stan away. I don't know what to do. Another minion of the Dark Lord has come here. It's upset that I killed the Dark Lord, even though we know the Dark Lord is traveling out of the dark. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was not maybe whisper that when he's still in the room. Okay, he's got big ears too.

What are we whispering about? Nothing, nothing at all. You? Nothing? Just careless, just careless whispers. I'm sorry about what I did. Oh no, I understand. You're evil and that's a...

No, I'm not. I'm not all evil. No one's all anything, right? You're not all wizard. You're not all evil, no one's all anything, right? You're not all wizard. You're not all shape-chifter. You're not all meat. Yeah, you're also hair, I guess. That's true.

A lot of hair. Meat in hair. Is that a t-shirt? Ony, meat and hair. Yes. Well, I think that we can agree to disagree. Ah, I have that we can agree to disagree. I have some very evil friends as this podcast has gone on.

I've learned to make peace with people like, you know, Baron Ragnargoon and Trip Fang and, you know, even some of the people live in the gray area, like Claudia the Witch, who isn't really evil, but just sort of an agent of chaos. No offense by saying gray area. Oh, thanks. Appreciate it. I didn't even think about that. I'm so sorry.

Well, I just want you to know that I think you're evil and someday I will have to vanquish you when the forces are evil and good come to their final reckoning. But until then, I hope that you can consider me a friend. Same here, I shan'tay. I do. I consider you all friends. And that's why I want to give you all gifts.

And I want to think about if there's any piece of community service that feels close to your heart, please let me know. But first here, here's a gift for each of you. Oh, wonderful. OK, I got a coupon. Good for one free back rub. Huh. And so I just turn this into you. Oh. I got a coupon good for one free back rub.

Huh, and so I just turned this into you? Mm-hmm. Oh, mm-hmm. Okay. I got a potion here that says not poison, drink immediately. Mm-hmm. Any questions? Not so far.

Okay. And I got an ice pick. Any questions? What flavor is this not poison? Uh, it's actually the kind of like a strawberry. I don't know if it's still. No? No fruit.

What? No thank you. What do you mean? What do you like? He likes red. I like red. I like red. I like red.

I like red. Mm-hmm. Cute. Warni and I got you a gift as well to make up for seven and a half years of passive aggressiveness. Uh, meat and hair. I fell in love with you, meat and hair. That is my big guy, Arty. He's a big ball of meat and hair. And meat and hair and hair.

We're having a meat and hair cue. Oh, see? Something good did come out of today, right? Yes, thanks Stan. No problem. Why don't you all just list all the things I've done that have felt meaningful to you today? Oh, this is getting weird.

Yeah. I don't know what to say, I'm just going to say. Despite it all, I'm a Stan Stan. Oh. Thanks. And I'm only Stan. Oh Thanks. And I'm only gonna allow you to try to kill me seven or eight more times and then we're over. Just don't do one of those things where I try to reach out and I wrote to you but you still ain't calling.

Hmm, I might hate to call. Oh, Stan's getting crystals out of this trunk. Huh, yeah this is getting weird. I think we're good. Oh Stan's handing me an invoice. What is this for? Team building, huh? Um, ooh, Acer, do you have 10,000 gold? I got the ice stick stuck in my eye. How did you fuck the fuck? Come on. I think it's in my brain. How to get in there. But Dana or orange, uh, graph.

What? Batatisha. Not to worry if I can shake off having to listen to this, other people can shake off an ice pick to the head. User or the wizard was played by Matt Young. Chant the talking badger was played by Adolfiah. Stan Pied, the tiny elephant assassin, was played by special guest Becca Barish. If you want to see Becca perform live, she performs regularly with world news tonight

and little tuties at the newly reopened I-O theater in Chicago. Hello from the Magic Tavern is an independent production, made possible by supporters of the Magic Tavern Patreon, many of whom against my express wishes have names, such as Will F.Rox, David Strong, Joe Jerome, Tim Brown, Connor K, Ren Shepard, Midnight Pixie, much cooler than late afternoon Pixie. Brett Allen Lynn and Will Elijah P Rachel from New Haven Bebo parentheses My Toddler's nickname Well no one's forcing you to use it

Crush their ideas they need a parent now not a friend Okay Gem Ayanami Torias Travis Clark Joe Beck Ly Lyman, Dave C, and Rachel T. List of names concluded. I wonder what season it is now, and if the continents have all merged back together yet? Patrons get ad-free episodes, the entire back catalogue including all the previous spin-offs, even the mistakes, and at least two new bonus episodes each month.

Here's a clip from the most recent bonus episode. More behind-the-scenes stories from the road. Clip! Here's the thing, and you're going to think of that I'm making this up or lying or both, which I guess is the same thing. Within three hours of driving, from we picked up our car from the rental place,

within three hours of driving, we had a car speed past us and get in front of us. It was one of the first cars we saw. Sped pass us got in front of us. It's a black SUV. Two other cars suddenly got in front of it. Turned out it was the president of Iceland. Wow.

We looked it up and it was the president of Iceland. And you're clearly making this up and or lying. I'm not, I swear. We thought it'd be fine. thought after we find this out. We looked up, because the license plate was like press one or something, but we, it's very unsettled, but we looked it up, jammed Google it, and it turned out it was the president of Iceland.

And they were speeding, they were clearly late for something or off to somewhere. And they had like a security detail. So it's president of Iceland. And we almost took a picture to be like, we got a post this on Instagram or whatever. And then we're like, this is an island of, I want to say 83 people.

And I'm like, no one cares. Like, of course you're going to run into the president. So we thought better of making any big deal about it than we just went on with our lives. Yeah. And I think that was for the best. I agree. Maybe you should move to Wyoming.

I would love to. And I just being known around. Why don't you say the president of Wyoming driving around? Just think. One really strong magnet and all those recordings would be gone. To learn more about supporting the show, visit patreon.com slash magic tavern. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arnie Kneecamp,

Matt Young, and Adder Rafaia. Post-production coordination by Garrett Schultz. This episode edited by Anna Hoverman Hello from the Magic Tavern logo by Allard Leban Magic Tavern theme by Andy Poland. That really was a lot of names to read with a slight tinge of disapproval. Sorry. No need to apologize, Tim. The scorn is essential to the success of the project. You know what, I think you've earned a lacroy. Thank you, director Ward. Pumplamous. Way better than grapefruit.

You're doing a commendable job. This isn't easy, and the hardest part is keeping track of what's real and what isn't. We've been working you too hard and you lost your connection to the real world. I blame myself. I just can't remember how all this started. You will. You're back with us now, Tim. And I'm going to help guide you through this. We've been friends a long time.

Have we? Your voice does sound familiar and soothing. That's right. I may ask you to do some things that won't seem to make sense, but trust me Tim. Trust you. Trust me. I have a plan. Hey everyone, Chant here. That's right, The cone's off and it's me talking normally. I want to apologize to all of you for getting stitches, if you know what I mean. Sometimes you record so often that you don't check your stitches and you assume your stitches are going to hold, but sometimes your stitches fuck up and that's on me.

It won't happen again. Yeah. Yeah. Well.