Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 4, Ep 65 - Eight Years

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

For the podcast's eight year anniversary Tomblain Belaroth, Momo the mouse with human strength and Hildy the very old turtle stop by for a fancy dinner party.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifHildy Shiblin: Olivia NielsenMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane WilsonProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Anna HavermannMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Tim, we've come a long way. Finally, here we stand, before Hank's secret fortress. Wow. It almost looks like a faux Victorian two-story home in Evanston. It would, to the undeveloped mind. Right. Undeveloped. So, what's the play? Am I going to like break in and use this advanced weapon that looks like Garden Shears to take him out?

Something like that. But first we must divert his focus by doing that one thing you do so well, although not quite as well as the actual person who does it. Ah, right. Thanks, sort of. The following podcast is not real, but it is eight years old.

To think we're finally old enough to singlehandedly defend our suburban home against two bumbling thieves with a series of whimsical contraptions, and to legally drink in France. What a time to be alive, while fake. So sit back and enjoy the show. Alright, uh, huh. Didn't this used to be a tall table? Look, anyway. Hello, from the Magic Tavern. Oh, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host Arne Neekcamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Seven and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of fun. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional riff. And I used that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the strange familiar, and

the town of nibble bottom at the base of the unnamable mountain in the magical land of fun. And I am joined, as always, by my co-host, Chant the Talking Badger. Oh yeah, baby. Hey Arnie, how's it going? Just another normal day in the bar, right? That's just an wise thing. Just another banal day in the tab, or, of course, you can't spell banal without anal. Nudge, Nudge, Link, Link, classic, Chant humor.

Just being myself. Just being a normal self. Don't like that sentence accompanied by all that giggling. That was very good, it has very normal. I don't think he's not to me. Hey Arnie, what's with the new table? This seems a little bit longer and a little more elegant? Yeah, I mean, usually you're record at the tall table here,

but is this the long table? Oh, I guess it is, interesting. I wonder why. We got a little one, two, three. It looks like six seats here, but there's only three of guess it is. Interesting. I wonder why we got a little one two three looks like six seats here, but there's only three of us weird weird. Oh weird. You know, I can't do that math. I'm also joined by my other co-host, Yusinor the Wizard. I am Yusinor, Wizard of the twelfth realm of a fesiest master of light and shadow, and they be later have magical delights, devour of chaos,

champion of the great halls of Trockus, the elves, Numiya's fying illic. The dwarves, Numiya's zonen, and hook stangies, and I was known throughout the North East as guest-waitiest maista, until I completed my troop, up his, by defeating the Dark Lord, and now exist solely as a ghost, boop. The ha? Oh, and Arni, here's, uh, for no reason at all, here's a balloon that you saw where I got you. I'm here to enjoy this balloon.

Why does this balloon say almost dead? Oh fuck, are you sure they fucked it up? What, I just could've sworn I got the 8th anniversary balloons. Oh no, the class you guys know something I don't know. Well you know how every anniversary has a particular thing that goes with it. Like the first anniversary is rats. The second anniversary is...

The second anniversary is two rats. The third anniversary is dogs. The fourth anniversary is four rats. Fifth anniversary is dogs and rats fighting. Sixth anniversary is dogs and rats making up. Seven thing. We don't want to bore you with it. Arnie, happy eight years.

And of course, you sort of, I took that literally, ATE eight, and we staged for you a fancy little dinner party. Wait a second, wait a second. Is this, sorry, the anniversary episode? What a one year life, I'll do it. I'm a two years ago, I fell three to the next one. One, four, five, six, seven, seven and a half, seven and a half.

He's almost dead. The balloon was right. He was right. Seven and a half, seven and a half. And definitely was doing seven and a half for way too many months. Right. Eight years ago, I felt through a dimensional portal

behind a Burger King into the magical, fantastical land of food. This is our eighth anniversary episode. That's right. That's right. Happy anniversary, Arnie. Happy anniversary. We hate to surprise you. I don't know if you're dressed appropriately

for the fancy dinner party. I mean, I'm typically in sort of a tux anyway. My fur kind of is, you know, camera. Sure. Pretty nice and used it or was wearing his nicest blue bird-shit-covered ropes. Did you have that eye? And I should unfold. Pretty nice and used it or was wearing his nicest blue bird-shit covered ropes Yeah, I shall use my powerful magics to transform mind hat that is pointy and curly into more of a square topping hat shape There you go. I'll done. Wow not even a verbal spell for that one usually there's like a ding or a wash

Frash, fresh, fresh, fresh nothing Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, Usually there's like a ding or a rush rush rush rush nothing Well, a froth froth froth froth. That's what you sound like. I know you don't think that but when you do spells It's a child. Yeah, that was an evil spell never say it again What happened when he said stop? Frash rush rush stop it. You're gonna make me cry. Oh, so I'm sorry. I thought we'd all just Having good time for evil spell. It's kind of like just a mean spell. Yeah, it's really mean. It's like bullying, it's magical bullying. Yeah, maybe.

Okay, well, since I know that, I'll stop. Are you ready? Did you want to go get cleaned up? That's a polite way of saying dress nicely. I wasn't thinking that, but now I think I should. Okay, fine. I'll go get on something fancy and if any of our guests, I'm assuming we're having guests.

Is it just a three of us one? Yeah, it's just the three of us. Yes, it's just the three of us. It's a three of us one. Okay, well, I'll try to be quick. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Chat, I have a clarifying question, Malani is away. You said we were staging a dinner party for him, does that mean this isn't real?

It's real, but we all have rules to play. It's a bit of a heavier experience dinner theater? By... A dinner and theater? At the same time? I've never heard of such a thing. I know it can be a dangerous concoction, a dangerous pairing even, but I think for Orny to have the best time, we should really put on a show.

There might be song, there might be dance, there might have been a murder, distinguished. Extinguished candle lights, I said distinguished, but I meant extinguish, but they are distinguished candles. Yes they are. But I just want to make this so freaking special for Arnie. He deserves it. And you know what, it's been eight years,

which means probably the next year or two, we're gonna be going to Earth, right? And Arty has to take us. Well, you figure something's got to start happening plot-wise. That's what I'm saying. We'll probably end up on Earth at some point. I hope and I am dying to be taken with him. So I just want to be on my best behavior. I want to really, really get in on these good graces and have him think of me when he takes a back to Earth. A chunt. I don't think you have anything to worry about. I would say your Arnie's best friend. You're locked to go. I'd say after you, it's probably gotta be like, maybe like the table, the table for sure is gonna go, maybe Larry Birdman.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, see, flour. They'll take flour because he just loves, he loves self abuse, I guess, I don't know. He loves contention, there's like a palpable, I don't know, sexual tension to me, do you ever feel it? Oh yeah, I never thought about that, but I guess you're right. And I guess I'll just stay here. Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Hold down the fort, wink, wink. All right. Oh, also, I thought about asking, oh, we'll figure it out again, we'll figure it out again. I just have, I have something very special planned at the very end. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Oh, I'm excited to find out what it is. Oh, here comes Arning, I see his head. Oh, hey guys, holy really have, but I think this is pretty fancy. Is my airline pilot outfit that I was wearing for a few episodes? Oh, wow. A while back.

Although I don't know, I mean, I kind of have a different identity as Chip Sky Guy. Like, should I be Chip Sky Guy? Just, it don't force you people. This is a good jumping on point, just beyond me. Okay, great, but I am wearing a really convincing airline pilot uniform right now. Absolutely.

Yeah, you look like a general who isn't trying that hard. That a little bit drunk. Chip Bates. Slipp, there, across the home. Who is this? What is this? Is there something across the hall? You have a job as study player. The theater part of the E-mail study.

Oh, okay. Let's all bow before me. What? Put those trumpets away and everyone gets up. It's not as if the king is here. I don't want to set up a set of us. What? You're not as if the king's just doing the dishes. Hello, Arnie, Chant, Gasmuenis.

Your Majesty. Your Majesty? Your Majesty. Yes. The Majesty is mine. To humbling, it's so good to see you again. Don't speak to him. Don't be so informal, I say.

Oh, you're good, but he stabbed me so many times. He's King tombling to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, or King SOB. Your Lord, Heinus, a series of bats is what I mean by SOB. You are chun't. Your Lord, Heinus, a series of bats is what I mean by SOB. Ha ha, you old chunt. Yes, it is me and I've come to you in my royal livery. Well, can you let me pull you out a chair, have a seat here.

Can you sit with all that that you're wearing? Like, it's kind of a lot. I am sitting. Oh. You see, I've rigged a small stool apparatus into my cloak, and actually I've not walked in quite some time. I peddle, and there's a series of wheels underneath here, and a king always deserves a bit of rest. Sure.

I mean, I gotta get me something like that. That is wonderful, Your Majesty. We are so honored that you are joining us here to sup this evening in the town of Nibblebottom and the edge of your kingdom. We are so grateful to see you. Yes, well, you know that a king has quite a bit of business, so you don't mind if I sign quills. If I use quills to sign

parchment I should say. Oh I don't mind if you sign quills or sign parchment with quills. Just doing a bit of signing, sorry, levying taxes and such. Oh whatever you need, we're just happy to have you here. You know I don't know King if you've heard about this. In the past we've done episodes where we've had a book club. This is sort of our cook club. It's the first ever, eight years in, fancy little feast. Yes, no, I've written a book. Oh, oh, that's right. It's a very good book.

Oh yes, absolutely. Well why you start signing some of those parchedments. Arnie, why don't you, for no reason at all, why don't you pop that balloon? Because I think someone in there is losing air. Okay, well there are some weird unexpected words in that sentence that I'm going to ignore I'm here Tismomo dressed as Elizabeth Elizabeth's first for the occasion. Trumpets Blair across the hull for sweet small.

Oh mo. I'm not moving. There's no reason for the trumpets to Blair. Momo, the mouse with human strength. Your mouse, Justy. Your mouse, sister. Ooh, how do we do? In the ring.

How do we do indeed? How do we do in the spring? How do we do in the need? How do we do? Mm-hmm. Wow, I had about one second left before death greeted me inside that balloon. Oh, that's why the balloon said you're going to die. That's what it meant. Oh, wait, they were warning us. I see ice. In the last 30 seconds

I was screaming on the inside like it was glass and banging on the balloon begging you begging you to save my life. What's up, Chuck? Well, Mom Well, you should have screamed on the outside then we could have heard you from the inside of the balloon Smartie. Smartie. Have we told you about Elizabeth the first? She was she was a Cockney Queen and she was a bit thirsty. Always first thing for water and for booze and for life in general And Mom was doing a great tribute to her

It's white powdered face. That's terrifying huge canteen Exactly, so what are we celebrating? Screaming on the inside is an actor's technique. Oh, yes Tell us more your majesty Well, if you are playing a moment on stage Well, if you are playing a moment on stage where you're trying to feel a certain emotion, but you don't want your face to show it because it's a part of the player where it's a close-up, which is where you motion with your hands and get everyone in the audience to come up close to your face, to really see it.

The key is to do less than you think that you should. So you scream on the inside so that it's very difficult to hear and that causes the audience to say, wait, is something screaming and they come closer closer closer closer closer closer to your face so that they can hear the scream. It's very difficult to do. Would you mind King demonstrating that for us? Give us a little inside screen. Somebody help him! You've got to get real close to his face like this. This is, I feel so strange being this close.

I feel his breath on my face. Yeah. And that's where you get to close up. I feel so strange being this close. I feel his breath on my face. Yeah. And that's where you get to close up. Wow. Incredible. What a performance. You're an incredible king. I, you know, I voted for you.

I think you. Oh, that's lovely. And you know, I forgot this. I think I was king for like a second or two. What? This doesn't sound right. Back in the cave, we were doing the thing, and I was a king for a little bit.

Yeah. What laws did you pass, Arnie? Anything we remember? You know, I tried to get some health care reform going, but it didn't have the time. There was a lot of research. Oh, speaking of health care, I see a third guess for the evening approaching

Sound the trumpets the trumpets Blair cross the hall the trumpets bl- yes, I give permission for them to Blair The trumpets Blair cross the hall. The trumpets Blair yes I give permission for them to Blair The trumpets oh my goodness. There's a reason why old people in turtles shouldn't wear high heels on all four Their feet that took me forever to walk here from the bus. Yeah, your ankles are clearly broken all four Oh my gosh, but it was worth it because don't they look so slender in my heels? The trick is they elongate your little scaly legs. You look incredible. I do be do.

Momo, or should I say your mouse justi, you look incredibly pale. Thank you. Yes, of course. How do be do? Oh, and of course your actual majesty, it's very good to see you. And unto thee. And also with me, thank you very much. Well everybody looks incredible.

Holy shiblin, the very very old sea turtle, it's so good to see you again. Yes. I would have, I kind of assumed that you would die again. Oh no, bin there, done that. Quite boring actually, I much a little rich for my blood. I think there's been some confusion. I've used the rough guy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm so sorry. What? What was this? Yeah, it seems a little rich for my blood. I think there's been some confusion. I, oh, you sure I forgot to leave out the menus for the meal.

I made, actually, why don't we take a quick break? I'll go grab those menus and we'll be right back with a fancy little feast. Okay, okay, everyone, the first course is about to be served. This is what we call naked cake. Now, of course, for eight years, what you should do is have dessert first, because you've earned it, celebrate the sweetness, and then we'll get into the savory. Arnie, this is naked cake. It is called such because there's no crust. You know how cake usually has a big thick crust?

There's no crust on this. And that's because it's totally exposed. It's totally vulnerable. Okay. Whoa, there's no pepperoni either. Is this even technically a cake anymore? Yes, the method in which it's cooked, there is pepperoni at first, and then we remove it.

Why don't we go around the table? I will play a fun little game, and everyone have a bite of their naked cake. I've cooked each piece individually, so you're each gonna get different tastes and notes. So let's go around and everybody tell me what they taste. I can't tell if it's because I'm looking at them, but I taste the cake's nipples.

No, you're not wrong. King, you're not wrong. I thought that was pepperoni and I was gonna be... No, there's no pepperoni. No, this is a naked cake. Blah! I got armpit. Blah, blah, blah.

Okay, yes, you dead on, dead on. I'm tasting a... I'm so... Some notes of sodium. It's a sweaty, it's a sweaty neck, it's a schwitzed cake. A cake that's been the schwitzed. I don't know that word, but there is salt in it, yes. Oh, it's sweating in turtle. It's like paprika and a toe. Do you say popper cut? Yes. And that's a spice popper cut? A fire popper cut. Yeah, popper cut from a popper cut.

Eight years of unstoppable chemistry. Popper cut. I'm like a saver. Popper cut. Dave. Ha ha ha. Well, you said you guessed it, my man. There is paprika and apricot wonderful and

tell me cake tastes like ass but in a way that is is better than I would guess you won get the oh there wasn't right answer you got the ass piece of course there is a tiny little baby in King Tom Blaine's piece because that is the King Cake Already you should have a tiny baby, but the King technically does get first rights at the tiny little baby Don't just be clear this is this is a and the cake thing awesome great. I don't mind This is this is a celebration for for us right and the podcast. It's not like a king's celebration. Just about the king's here. Well, all celebrations in the land are for the king.

So it's the podcast, which we celebrate as being one of the wonderful things about the northeast. Yeah, Arnie, it's for us, but we do have to cook our fealty, if that makes sense. Speaking of hidden meanings behind this party, Mama has a quick cue. And this is not an attack on the three of you. It's just because if this has happened to Mama, every party she's ever been to,

this is not a dinner for schmuck situation, right? Where everyone brings an idiot. And please tell Mama the truth, she can handle it. I'm used to it. Who has done this to you? Every family member, every friend I've ever had, and every co-worker. Mom! Where'd you try to get you out of there? I'm so sorry. I thought this was a fancy dinner party. Should we be referencing the French original version of things?

Tony, what's that called? I have no idea Call me a schmuck. You know what I don't want to know never mind. Don't tell me that if you said no No, it's fine. I was going to say that I think that if that were the case there's a good argument to be made that the case, there is a good argument to be made that other than your majesty, most of us could fall into that category. So who's bringing who at the end of the day? And just truth be told, Momo, you did catch me to some degree. I did invite the superist person I know. He is sitting over there, the idiot, and he won't be joining the dinner but I did just I couldn't resist so everybody wave over

there you that's absolutely dumbass that's Clark he is a piece of shit moron we will not hear from him but just know that he was invited so mama you were to some degree you were correct okay well that's devastating dog Clark seems incredibly stupid. That's why he wears those dumb glasses. And I don't think I've ever seen him in the same room as the hero of Northeastia. I think it's very nice to invite an incredibly stupid person to a party. That way you're never worried about if you said the dumbest thing. You're like, at least I'm not that guy.

So I'd like to thank you Clarke for your service. Thank you Clarke for your service. For your son unto you. I don't think he registers. That's for the best. Well let's get to our second course here. Now we're going to dip into the savory. Oh, we're already on the second course.

Uh-huh. So we finished the first course and we're already on the second course. Uh-huh. So we finished the first course, and we're already on the second course. Very good, Johannes. That was incredibly swift and smart of you. We're the good no-dissar. I just always, I hate it when the intercourse has passed, and I missed it. You're not sort of relieved.

Go and leave. Sometimes I'm too tired for the intercourse. But I, King, you're right, you are royalty. I mean, this dinner is about us, but more so by obligation, you. So let's introduce an intercourse. This will be a bit of a moose bush. And this is hardened pretzels.

So let me just pass these around. Hardened pretzels. These are hardened pretzels. So we do take soft pretzels, which grow naturally in the forest behind the tavern. And we do leave them out to dry for 16 to 16 and a half days. They harden and take on a bit of a, just sort of like an unctuous, like a mold taste,

sort of like a hardened mold. This is a lovely intercourse. Uh, Hildi, I think that you should take your dentures out for this one. I was gonna, I, well, you know, I wanted to break them in, but last time I tried there were little cracks involved, and then little guys got in there, you're right, you're right, thank you for looking out, Momo, would you help me actually with your tiny hands? Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Yeah, I guess all night long is I shouldn't have said that it's they can't stay hard all night long

But it's a hospital of their heart. Oh, I'm so sorry my intercourse is done. Oh Flattering You finish it most of us haven't started I recommend for everyone else who hasn't started I recommend you think of mittens a nice game of mittens while you eat this course It also hasn't started. I recommend you think of Mittens, a nice game of Mittens while you eat this course. That will make it... K-why are you peddling away from the table? That has just been a long time and then I finished my entrance course too quickly.

Just come cuddle at least! Where are you going? I'm going! What's next? Oh, you finished yours as well. Oh yeah, but I don't think it's going to happen for me, so I'm fine to keep it. I'm fine to move on. Interesting. Okay, ideally, I mean in my head, I everyone finished it the same time, but I guess you can't plan for that.

Arnie, did you... Did you go to the office? That. I don't think you're supposed to do that. I don't think you're supposed to do that. I don't think you're supposed to do that. I think you're fired. I think you're not all honest, you're fired. Okay, let me just clear these plates here. All right. The next course, which is legally the second course

since the last one was an intercourse, Arnie, this is a little tribute back home to Earth. This is something you told me not that the last course wasn't. I used your anti-ans recipe. But Arnie, you told me several times what your favorite thing on Earth is, your favorite food. Do you remember? I mean pizza. Or steak.

Wait, was it pizza or steak? Arnie, it's pizza steak. I've taken the finest choices of beef, and I've absolutely ruined them by putting crust on them and putting them in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes, and then topping them with a boatload of mozzarella, anchovy, green olive, and pineapple. Biggie, bon appetit, Arnie. Pineapple? Yeah, pineapple.

Everything else sounded good, but that one I don't know so much about. Then fucking pick it off, I don't know. You're gonna die on this hill, no? Chant, what a dopey show, so rude, what did it guess? Mama, would you help me slap this off of this with your tiny little hands? Yes, of course.

Be careful of the tea-bone. Oh, well, I'm... everything this up, so he'll do it, can you eat it? Um, if any of you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be? Arnie. That's my answer. Well, call me old-fashioned, but I was going to say the king. But I didn't mean this one. Uh-oh, uh-oh.

Which king did you mean? Oh, his father. Oh, how many? That's who I'd have dinner with as well. Oh, it's sad when you say it. Yes, but of course he's dead. Okay, well, I didn't mean to... Okay. Yes, of course, of course he's dead. Okay, well I didn't mean to... Okay.

Yes, of course he's dead. Yeah, yeah, real quick. Oh. You said, can I talk to you under the table for a second? Sure, that's a classic. Absolutely, but just, but just know there's not much room on this long table. Oh, that's right. We're not at the tall table anymore.

We can talk to her at Clark's table. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. We could just talk in front of Clark. He's not gonna know the difference. Okay. Guys, yeah, what's up? I know a lot has happened in the last couple of years, but didn't we learn that Prince Albain,

Beloroth is actually not dead and they actually just faked his own death? Is that something we are obligated to tell Tom Blaine or not really? Well, I'm pretty sure he's been a king for a while, not a prince. But yes, I don't know if we're obligated to tell him, but it seems like we are friend.

You'd like to know his father's alive. You too, let's laugh really hard, so they think we're having a good time. Oh, that's a good idea. To the... Oh, Trumpets. Trumpets. The best one I've ever heard of that kind of joke. Damn it. Damn it, honey. Listen to how much fun they're having over there. They're having so much fun.

They're sounding the trumpet again. Why are we standing here talking about this plot nonsense? This is a jump-on episode. Clark really like fish. Clark, Clark buddy, shut the fuck up. Okay, let's get back to the table. Alright, here we go. Alright. Uh, well, we're back. We thought...

Well, that kind of joke is a wonderful kind of joke. That's a great example of that one. I would have loved to have heard that joke. Were you three boys talking about plot? Something you're so very famous for? Famous for it, right? No, no, no. No plot.

Certainly none that we'll address anytime soon. But yes, we are. I mean, when you're here, you're plot. That's of course our tagline here in the tavern. When you're here, you're plot. That's of course our tagline here in the tavern when you're here. You're plot. So, uh, uh, uh, Tom Blaine. I was just right, King Tom Blaine. I don't know if we ever caught your ideal, there you go. Nope. It was your dad. Uh, you stored. Do we catch yours? Oh, well, mine would have to be my best friend, the Prele Fuse. Of course. And Arnie, did you get yours? You know what? I'm, there's no one else I Would want to have dinner with I want to thank all of you for being here. You're our favorite guests

That were I assume available on short notice and don't let the second half of that Detracted in any way from the first half which we mean sincerely. Yeah, I mean I passed flour on the way in here And I asked she's coming tonight and she laughed hysterically and she said Fuck no, and then went out and smoked outside. Oh, that fucking flower I think this is nice because if you think about it, which I am doing currently It's like it makes a sense for the six of us to be a really close friend group like when you think of one It's just just like oh that makes sense that they would be six best friends. Don't you agree? Well, it does make sense to me in a way honestly

The reason Chant and I brought to this particular group of people together is is ony not because of any particular status But because you are three of our favorites, but in addition to that Three of our favorites who have never addition to that, three of our favorites who have never met and interacted before, and we thought, what a wonderful opportunity for Momo to meet the King of the Northeast, for the King of the Northeast to meet Hilliever, for all of them to get to know each other and learn and grow together, and then once we are united as a unit, we shall strive forth

into the countryside, swords raised high and hand, staves in the other, casting spells and cutting down evil orcs and whatever monsters lie in our wake until all of evil destroyed all of food. And in you clock, clock you shall take up your truncheon, and you shall smash the face of evil. Or, and hear me out, we live in a high rise apartment in a major city, and we go to all sorts of high jinks for 24 minutes in prime time.

Is there a lot of interdating? Yeah. This all sounds fantastic. I just have to be home by 10 tonight for the sitter for my new husband. Oh, no? Yeah, but if we can fit it in in the next few hours, I'm totally game to fight evil, or move in together, and make love, whatever. It is the comes-up afterwards.

You got a sitter for your new husband? Yes, he can't be alone. He has no bones. Oh, that rhymes. It's sadder because it rhymes. It's easier for me to remember because it rhymes. You know, I kept leaving him alone and then the doctor says, you can think of it this way. He can't be alone. He has no bones. Some girls get all the luck. I wish Momo could find someone like that.

Oh, mama, I don't think you know what luck is. Well, speaking of luck, has everyone finished with their pizza steak? It was delicious. Momo, thank you for chewing it up and spitting it on my plate. Did you be new? Looks like everyone finished their pizza steak

and it looks like everyone's napkins got very thick and heavy. So let me go ahead and grab all those thick and heavy napkins. Don't know what happened there, but let me get you some new napkins. And we have- I'm ready for another round of intercourse. Are you ready? Interesting.

Wow. I'm sort of tired, but okay. Wow, it's very impressive that you can eat, I want to say eight minutes later. Go again. All right. Well, let's do an intercourse. You saw, I think you had some magical little pieces to serve this round? Oh yes, I'm very excited for this. Uh, I was

allowed to do this part of the intercourse. Uh, and it's chocolate covered pieces of fruit. Be sure to rub them all of your body before you consume them. This is amazing. I'm going to make aggressive eye contact with chants during these events. Oh, I'm going to make meaningful eye contact back. Here, Ony, here's your chocolate covered apple. Okay. Your majesty, you get the chocolate covered pineapple. I'm almost going to sit in the corner and watch.

If we don't mind. I-I know. You do in a cause how you ever you do in a cause. I'll take these chocolate covered two bananas. Get to work on them. Hildi, do you need me to do anything for you? Just roll that water melon right on towards me and I'll take it from there. Hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, hildi, h I'll take it from there, and I'll take it from there. Usador, usador. Yeah, what? Extinguished the candle. Extinguished the candle.

All right. Extinguished the candle. Ah! Wah! Wah! Wah! What's happening? Arnie, it looks like there's been light the candle again.

Light the candle. Galib licked and comma. It looks like there's been a murder. What? What? And it's usador? Is it? Uh, now I'm a ghost.

Again? Yes, I'm a ghost of a ghost. I would double ghost. Double ghost. Eight years in, double ghost makes a lot of sense. Love it. Momo, why don't you eat your intercourse? I am.

I'll solve his murder. Is this fun? Is this a fun little game? Yeah, we have to collectively solve. Use it or his murder. Hmm. All right. It wasn't the king of course. We would never accuse the king of such things. No, no, he's right.

First guess. It was an accident. Fuck. Mother fuck! He got it in one. Were you picking while the camera was on? Ah! Oh, it was an accident! The king is so tall and amazing!

Oh my gosh! And it makes perfect sense. Who would want Yusador dead? You've got to think of motives, chalets. That's an excellent point, Your Majesty. Eh, I suppose that you learned all about the process of solving crimes as an actor because so many plays seem to be about law enforcement. Yes, yes of course. I mean, you can think of all of them at a time of time

constable. Some of the best plays in all of Foun are about law enforcement. And to be an actor, oftentimes you have to actually train in law enforcement. Oh, King, I'm sorry to trouble you with such nonsense, but can you do that famous monologue? You did it at the end of the play where you solved a brilliant case with your brilliant mind. Oh, yes, that's from the play. A brilliant case solved by a brilliant mind. Oh yes, that's from the play, A Brilliant Case solved by a brilliant mind.

Oh please, your majesty. I'll honor us with a monologue. Would you please please? Yes, let me think if I can think it. Ony beg! Uh, please do the play with the title that seems to give away the ending of the play. So what's begging about this?

And King, if you don't want to do that, just throw Momo into the sky. I don't want to put you in the spot like this, but I just would be such a fan. And King, if you need to say line during it, I do have it memorized as well, but I would prefer that you kick it off. But I'm on book. And King, if you do remember it, say no line, and I will not chime in. We're overcomplicating this.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. Give us some space, give him some space. No, I'm sorry, I just need to know this. Going forward, if at any point I say no line, Chant will not budding. Uh oh. Oh, Chant, you've dug your own grave. Your majesty, we're never you're ready.

Whatever you're ready. Whatever you're ready, majesty. Ladies and gentlemen of the journey, you have walked with me through this mystery. I have solved the crime. Look down at the ground. Look at the body. Line. Oh.

The body is dead and I know. No, no, no, sorry. Sorry, no, that's part of it. Look at the body line. That's what I thought. I was like the outside. It looks like the child. The body line. I'm going to start over.

Sorry, it was the intense eye contact that really got me confused. He was looking right there. The ladies and gentlemen of the journey. Those who have followed me all this time. I contacted that really got me confused. He was looking right there. Ladies and gentlemen of the journey, those who have followed me all this time, I have solved this horrible crime. Look at the body, line.

Line. In the sand, the line around the body shows the position in which he fell, or did he fall? You see, each and every one of you have a cause for murder. Lady Hildegard, you were a jealous lover, rejected by the victim. And so you could have wished him dead. Lady Bill de Gard.

You were also a jealous lover rejected by the victim. You could have wanted him dead. And what about you, Lady Bill de Gard? What reason could you have to want the victim dead? I think it rhymes with glove. Love. Oh. Yes, truly there's no line.

You would not have crossed. Oh, Jesus Christ. They call that Mr. Showmanship. You know what? It's a good thing Heldy was sucking on a hard candy at that moment. I was... I was... Oh my goodness.

Why'd you order up the cake? Sorry, sorry. He's about to introduce Mrs. Builder Bear. Mrs. Builder Bear? Yes. You were jealous because you thought that the victim... stole your idea for stuffing bears. And you were his lover. So much love spilled here on the ground. I love in this vlog for each woman he says their mode of rhymes with blank and that he says what the rhyme is. It's just so much tension that's immediately cut.

Just, he's being brilliant. Mrs. Pilterguard. Yes, your motive rhymes with Max Bond. Tax from. Oh, I love it. That one, you know what I appreciate that one. I got it on the ice. That I love. I didn one, you know what I appreciate that one, I got it on the other side. That I love. I didn't know it was going to be.

Each of you has a reason to kill the victim. But I think we'll find a different reason when we'd simply turn over the body regard look at his face. Only one thing could have killed this man. Old age himself. Oh, it's Mr. Old age.

I think they introduced that character in the second act. Mr. Old age, I see you there behind the curtain. Staring at all of us. Yes, you took all these women who had a reason to kill the victim, but truly it was you. Oh no, something's happening to me. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit. Oh, Arnie, do you remember this part? No. My hand. My hand placed to my mouth comes away with what's this? Blood.

Blood itself. Wait. It wasn't worried about all the vomit, but the blood has me concerned. Let me sniff the blood. Okay. Smelling the blood. I'm confident that this is poison. So I've died as a result of old age. I've been poisoned.

Hildegard, Hildegard, Hildegard, Hildegard. Tell my story far and wide of the detective in Constable, who this day died, choking on his own blood and vomit, seizing each button and grommet on his jacket as he dies. I'm cra- You're now in an include build a bear or peltigarde. They're not a bad word. No, we're not Arnie, he was just forgotten about you. It's a one-man show with so many characters. Mm-hmm. It's a bit nice story Now Kiss me. Oh And this is where the poison goes in her mouth Oh god, cool! And this is where the poison goes in her mouth. Bravo! Bravo!

Three of a whole, wonderful! Brilliant game, so I have brilliant mind every time it's like watching it for the first time. You're mad at me. Truly, you are the greatest actor that Cactiqler pardon me, that the land has ever seen. Kudos for keeping on your game. Well, I do have a higher calling. In fact, I've ignored signing some of these parchedments. Get back to this. King Belorosses. I am your biggest fan. And I don't overestup. But I think that you belong on the stage. And that's not as okay, but as an actor.

Is that one of the parchment's talking or is that Momo? It's Momo, sorry, I'm just panicking, I'm such a fan. What if I turned to you and I said, your human strength is so inspiring, I think you shouldn't be a mouse after all. Momo faint. Wearing how she said that. You know, She says it and then immediately closes her eyes. She doesn't drop the grudge.

She just closes her eyes. Let me just take up the tail and swat her against the table. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. He's like a doctor. Try and take a break. Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back with more of this fancy little feast. Okay, for our next course, Arnie,

I know this is one of your favorites. This is the dish that put me on the culinary map, the map of culinary crimes, we should say. This is Foxface. Remember when I had Chuchu's channel, and I served Foxface? Yeah, I hate every part of that sentence. You want me to chew the biggest face, put that down.

Wait, just, everybody take a face and pass it down? Oh, this looks wonderful. Very, very different with those snacks. Yeah, it's amazing. And I thought for this course, I thought during it, Momo, I know we talked beforehand if you would perform your little song we talked about. Yes I can't be mad because I did make them do a monologue so I really uh oh. Okay. Hey, short years of love here. I'm almost starting to hide. Oh no.

It's okay, it's fine. It's okay, take your time. I'm love and friendship. These three guys make the perfect friendship. They love to laugh. They want to cry. This is supposed to be an out-of-song. Mom was just very stage fright.

They walk by you on the street, they'll say, Hi! Oh! Cassidy, great years up. Hello from the Magic Tavred, already fell behind the Burger King. In the near-to-the-mid the name of the magic world, the food, the name of the talking bedger, and woof it!

Wonderful, you're amazing. Wonderful. Thank you, Mama. Mama needs to go to the bathroom. I can cry for one minute. And then she'll feel refreshed. It'll come back. And I'm sorry.

My first note was supposed to be this. My whole thing back. No, look, I just say, when we talked about that song, it was way shorter, I think it was like two lines. You really went above and beyond. Don't make it worse, John. No, if it makes you feel better, you can do it again and you can start at the right octave.

No, no, no, no, better not, bye. and you can start at the right octave. No, no, no, no, better not, bye. You know, I don't want to bring the room down and become too serious in what is a light occasion, but I do think after eight years of brilliant podcasting, there could be no better word to describe your dynamic than Blendship. That did make me sad.

That's beautiful. Blendship. Blendship. Blendship. Blendship. Blendship. Blendship. Blendship. Blendship. It's like a blended friendship. Blendship. A Blendship, Blendship. Blends the perfect Blendship.

Blendship. It's like a blended friendship. Blendship. I love that. I don't think it's related to that word. Oh, I think it's its own word. This is just the perfect Blendship. I'm just gonna say, this is a whole paprika,

apricot situation. Blendship. That's real. Well, speaking of Blendship, I was gonna say this for the very, very end, but I might as well bring it up now. Use it or Arnie if I could have your attention. I know this sucks that I'm doing this in front of other people because you're gonna feel obligated to say yes but please by no means feel that. I will say I'll probably say no.

That's absolutely within your realm to do so. You know I was thinking as the father of it, it's absolutely within your realm to do so You know, I was thinking as the father of lead it's all within my realm Your majesty Everything you are in everything I will thank you for your continued Blendship your majesty Blendship on the blendship to you. You are is it just me or is Such a small thing is becoming king kind of changed to Tom Blaine? Well, you know, the apps you know they're all saying absolute power.

As you both know, I am the father of an egg and I don't have anyone else to help me out with that task. So I was going to ask you, you should or an Arnie. You know, in my opinion, what every egg needs to grow up is humanity, love, and magic. And I thought, Arnie, with all your humanity, oh, I'm that one, okay. Me, with all my love for this egg and you, sir, with your magic, I thought we could raise this egg together.

Momo is back from the bathroom and ready to ruin a moment. Oh, Momo, hey. Hey, what's up? Oh, not much, I just, just the biggest ask I've ever asked of my friends before. Oh, I'm not here, I'm not here. I mean, yeah, this is fine, that sounds good. Oh, so moving.

Three men in a negy. I guess if you meet me to Gutenberg it, I can do that. So Arnie, is that, is that a yes? Shh. I don't fully comprehend what I'm agreeing to, but sure. So is that a yes? I know it kills you to give a yes to me, but.

I mean, eight years in on this podcast, can you maybe give a yes to me, but I mean eight years in on this on this podcast Can you maybe give a yes? Okay, yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it. Wait, Ernie. There's a question I just said yeah question mark. Oh, yeah question mark. Yeah Onnie, I've been proposed to some dozens of hundreds of millions of times and the great thing about the proposal is you can always change your mind later, even at the last minute. So you can get out of this, I know a really good lawyer. Hildi, you are my hero. Say it once, say it a million times, trying to be you girl. Okay, coming on, the little strong for a little mouse, but thank you so much.

Hildi, can I ask, what was the most dramatic of all of those romances that went awry? Oh, yeah, well, it proposed, proposal by murder was, he didn't think it through. Yeah. Because I would have said yes, but it was a self-merder. Oh. Yeah, so he wasn't around much longer after that. But did he, can I ask, didn't leave a self-murder note? He did leave a self-murder note and he said, oh, oh no, oh no, I didn't think this through. Oh God, he was of course quoting

one of your roles from... Yes, the absent-minded murderer, which of course you did such a wonderful job in your Highness. He really was inspired, but he of course didn't realize that you were playing pretend. Well, I had to take two years to shadow an absent-minded. Oh, I remember reading your book all about this. It was gorgeous. Hildi, it's not repetitive. What was this, Momo? Hildi, is it true that you were once engaged to a shark? Oh, come on, don't make me tell this story. Tell us!

Oh please tell her, tell it. No, no, you've all heard this 100 million times. Okay, you started off as chums and then... And then of course, well you know how, you know how mothers can be. She of course was trying to eat him. He was just a little tiny thing. And my mother buried me in the sand. So I was familiar with abandonment as well. We could say that we trauma bonded, it was an unlikely

pairing, his mouth full of teeth, mind not the one to be seen. But we made it work as long as we could until, of course, the accident. The accident? They say that differences in teeth is one of the things that really ends the most relationship. It is that you couldn't get past almost anything else, but the difference in... And just, and may I say just how many that he had? Wow. One difference and...

See, in my mind, the accident was the operative thing in that story, and not the teeth as much. No, it was the teeth, because you know it was the teeth. It was the teeth. It was quite difficult. He would finish so quickly with all those teeth in there, and then me, I couldn't even, I couldn't even finish a meal. He would get so frustrated. Yeah, that's difficult. If he's done with the intercourse too quickly, and you're still monitoring it. I mean, my mouth isn't even open yet. Yeah, I see how long I take. Ha ha ha. You so thank you so much. I love you guys.

Thank you. I think you should be thrilled. I think a yak question mark from Arnie is like that. I was over the fucking moon. It's, I think it's one of the rules of podcasting to say, yeah, question mark or if you lose of saying, yeah, question mark, you can say, but no.

I feel like my thing is usually, no, wait, what did you say, never mind. Let's keep moving. I take that as well. And you no, wait, what did you say? Never mind. Let's keep moving. I take that as well. And you know, originally I thought about asking you to be goddesses' fathers to my egg. But then I thought, if the three of us ever, you know,

if I die, it's going to be next to you two. When you die. Well, sorry, when I die, it's probably going to be the three of us together collectively. So it didn't make sense to do that. So thank you for, I mean, to me, it's more important to help raise the eggs, so thank you all so much. Thank you. And now the final course. Here I shall use my great magic to make the rest of the food appear. Potatoes, chickens that have been roasted beautifully, roasted carrots, every

type of food you can ever wish for the biggest banquet in honor of the King I mean on it. I wonder what kind of food will appear after those strange magic legs For the final course Clark want you come on over here lay down on the table Fish There's no news Clark is not the dumbest human I know, but he is a edible snack that you sort of made ambulatory, I wanna say.

Yes, ambulatory. Yeah, so this is not an actual person, this is an edible walking talking meal, and it's our final course. So dig into Clark, he's gonna scream, but just know that he is not alive. He's like a lobster. Oh.

I think you're eating lobster wrong. Oh. Oh. I know thank you. I can eat another bite. Mom was good. Mom was good. No, trust me.

He's not alive. There's nothing inside there, right? OK. Yeah, this is horrifying. I remember my mother. OK. Yeah. Yeah, hey, yeah. Yeah, mom.

That's just part of the spell. That's just part of the spell. But we gave him memories. What we gave him memories to make him feel like he was alive. You know, at Yuzador, I hate to do this to you, but rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush for that spell. How dare you say that to me.

I'm sorry, but you just next to your old one, sorry. Wow. Oh, I'm sorry Wow Start lower start lower Mama start Yeah, you always start too high now you're crying clock is screaming come on everybody this is supposed to be a fan seat dinner happy Eight years already. Oh happy eight years to you and you know, you know, it's been here a long time and I have to imagine probably in the next year or five oh I'll probably get back to earth. No, get back to earth. Yes. And I'll miss all of you, especially Chant, of course.

White man, but not too much. And you're all still here. Wait. Oh, huh. I'm going to go back to earth. I'm going to go back to earth. I'm going to go back to earth. I'm going to go back to earth.

I'm going to go back to earth. I'm going to go back to earth. I'm going to go back to earth. And I'll miss all of you, especially Chuk. Of course, but not too much. And you're all still here. Wait, I'm just gonna have such fond memories of my time here, with you all as limited as it will, ultimately have been. But memories can travel, so if you want some companionship, I think Chuk's like,

just ask. I'm too proud. No way. Please, that's what friendship's all about. Be vulnerable. Ornie, if you ever find a route back to Earth which hopefully you, or and I can help you with, it would be great if I could come with

and we just leave you, or behind. You think that's possible? I mean, I don't think you should leave me behind. I doubt it. I think we were saying ask if it's okay to take leftovers. Yeah, sorry. Can you ask him if it's okay to take leftovers? I want clocked with for different reasons. Oh no! It's okay. It'll go very slowly.

He'll be farx all yours. She just loves them without bones. She's got a tiny. Can't leave them alone. She's got a tiny? Um, I don't want to go back into the balloon after this. Oh, but Mama, we have to get you home. Was that part of it? Yeah, well, I told her I said, you're arriving at balloon and you're leaving a balloon.

So I don't want to break my word. Okay, that's fine. When you said that, I assumed there was a basket underneath it. The whole time, I never thought for a moment. Huh, when people say they travel by balloon, I guess I just thought inside a balloon. But I think you said that makes way more sense. Can you make a little magic balloon

with a little basket? Mom, do you want to ride a little balloon with a little basket? Woohoo! Okay, that'll be cool. Do you come with, please! I need to, because again, all four of my ankles are broken from these wheels.

I'm gonna ride. I'm gonna ride. Arach, Terao, Terao, Terao, Terao, Terao, Terao. There you go. Cool. Oh, this is behind the curtain for them. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. No, but it's Yusador.

He's doing weird magic behind the curtain. It's a signal. Arnie, how's just a tiny drunk mouse with human strength, but you should ask Yusador and Chan to go to Earth with you whenever you get back one day, as an eighth anniversary gift. Okay. Alright, go get him, Dyke. Momo, can I, before I, as you float away, would you come with me to tell to ask Yusador

and Chan if they would come to Earth with me. Too far. No, yeah. Wee! Come on, Glock. True. Wow, she's six inches from the table. Yusador, John.

I love you guys, and we're really good friends. We spend a lot of time together. I don't know why it's so hard for me to ask this, because it's okay to say no, because I assume that you don't wanna go to another world. But if I ever do go to earth, if you're interested, would you come with me? Line, line. I can't think of the word.

I'm so excited, I can't think of the word. Build a guy, build a guy, build a guy, build a bear. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I mean, we would have briefly in the 1980s. I would be actually see it now. Yeah, no, I think about it. I think I'd ask you guys to come with me before. Eight years, a lot of stuff happens. We can't control the wind. We're floating back around. I'm tight.

It's clock is so heavy. I think this way is good. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You've been listening to 8 years of hello from the Magic Tavern. I mean, this one episode was an 8 years long, but at times it sure felt like it. User or the wizard was played by Matt Young. Chant the Talking Badger was played by Adderl Refire. Check out Adderl's new Game Show podcast, another podcast.

Check out his new Game Show podcast, tell me about it, co-hosted by Eric Silver and produced by Multitude. Episode with guests Matt Young and Janet Varney are out now. King Tom Blaine Bellaroth was played by Steve Walteen. Steve is a writer for the late show with Stephen Colbert, a show with a whole army of writers. Does that allow Steve to coast? Probably not, but we can agree the question is worth asking.

Momo the mouse with human strength was played by Aaron Keefe. Hildi Shiblin, the ancient turtle, was played by Olivia Nielsen. Hello from the Magic Tavern is an independent production, made possible by Audible Sire, the supporters of the Magic Tavern Patreon. I'm talking about people like Jean Cannonberg Jr. Brian May, Seth Rider, Jimmy B, Greg Todd, Gwynne, Colin, Closed Parenthesis. Oh, it's a smiley face. Seem's forced. Zach K, Alias Jabberwock Brown parentheses, this is my real name, thanks. Sounds good Jabberwok best of luck at the DMV, Sabrina Brandt, Andrew Minton, Mike Wang, Schinke C, Anna Barrett,

and Will Banks. Is that the kid from Mary Poppins? Or did she kill him at the end? I can never remember. Patrons get ad-free episodes, the entire 8 years-incounting back catalog, including all the previous spin-offs, and at least two new bonus episodes each month. To learn more about supporting the show, we've kept this thing going for 8 years, is that not reason enough to pry a few coins from those Salo fingers? Visit patreon.com slash magic tavern. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by Arne Nekam, Matt Young and Adel Raphaya, post-production coordination by Garrett Schultz. This episode edited by Anna Hoverman Hello from the Magic Tavern logo by Allard Laban.

Magic Tavern theme by Andy Poland It's hard to believe I've been doing this for 8 years. You know, this, making up fake actor names and providing 2 minutes of audio each week to save the universe. Not all heroes wear capes to him. Now, follow me to the rear entry way of Heng Sportress, where you will finally see the source of his power. Behold! That thing right over there?

That is your target. It looks like a bed of Asalias. But that's my primitive mind again, right, Director Ward? What is it really? Actually... Yeah, it's a bit of asalias, and it must be destroyed. Now, Olli, I know this is a big fancy dinner party and that we had a lot of foolish food that may not be to your liking Yeah, so I concentrated and I used a good portion of my magic

To conjure for you some food from your world Here enjoy this hot You sit on molten hot on the outside and You sit on it. Mutton hot on the outside and a little still a little bit frozen somehow in parts of it. It's exactly how I remember it. And Arnie based on your description, I have to assume I nailed this recipe for a bowl of fruity pebbles.

Say the catchphrase buddy. Uh, Ogamika Chakubak. Yeah, I will. You know what? It was lucky charms. Fuck. Yeah, you know what? It was Lucky Charms. Fuck. But, fuck. Lucky Charms.

Ooh, go leg, a meat, Chika. Well, what are foody pebbles if not Lucky Charms? Lucky little charms that you put in your mouth.