Hello From The Magic Tavern - Time Traveling Shills #5
Episode Date: August 29, 2017The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our P...atreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Listen to Think Twice, Michael Jackson, wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, I'm sorry I shouldn't have eaten so many combos while we were traveling through time.
Those tastes so weird I don't understand your obsession with them so dry.
But hey Arnie, instead of dry cleaning my fur,
what you could do for me is subscribe to our Patreon for me
so I can have access to all those tasty little things
that we offer to our fans.
Chant, what a great segue
because we've been traveling through time,
going back to season one and two
to tell the listeners about the great benefits
of joining the Patreon.
So yeah, I'll do that for you, bud, and I'm going to encourage the listeners to do that
as well.
Yes, and there's so many wonderful benefits you'll receive once you join.
Two new bonus episodes every month, plus the entire back catalog of bonus series that
we created before.
There's some good ones in there.
Wait, hold on.
Every episode?
Every single episode we've ever created in one place.
That's too many. We're offering too much guys, huddle up. We're giving way too much stuff.
He's $5 a month. Let's at least take out season 2 episode 25, the one they just listened to.
You know what I mean? They won't care. They already listened to it. That's almost like a
fuck you to them. That's a good idea. I'll get right on that. Almost a fuck you. I think that's a full on fuck you.
There's all kinds of other bonus stuff
you get a monthly newsletter,
priority notification for events.
What else? What else? What else?
Little kisses from Arnie.
Usur will affect your dreams, healthcare,
full dental.
What else? What else?
Some kind of legal language about what things
we're saying or doing.
We don't have time for that.
But also, you know what we never won't talk about enough?
The deep and sincere appreciation from us for supporting the podcast.
It helps you, Sador. It helps chunt.
And it helps me.
Aren't you got so solvents sincere?
I know. It's...
That always happens after eight combos and then throw them up.
Just go to patreon.com slash magic tavern and subscribe today.
You won't regret it unlike Arnie and those combos.
Hmm, if I do it again.
And now, forward through time!
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