Hello From The Magic Tavern - Winter Solstice Bonus 2019

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

A special holiday song for our wonderful listeners. Enjoy Festival and an Amiable Winter Solstice to All!   Special Guest Musician: Arne Parrott See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sit back and enjoy! Hi friends! Thank you for visiting our little mountain village and your just in time because festival is about to start. Oh, what's festival you ask? Why it's only the greatest holiday in all of Foon, so great we wrote this little song. Come friends gather round for this wonder about let me spin you a tale of joy. For it's festival time, for the bead, for the wine, bring it give for every girl and boy. For here we believe in compassion and love to a creature's great and small.

Except for the monster who lives at the peak, for he hates us most of all, because of festival. Festival, the most wonderful time of the year. Festival, festival, the holiday of love and cheer. Wait, what was that? You want to hear more about the monster? Buried the lead, you say? Well, I'm not sure why that interests you, but I suppose I can tell you that cheer. Wait, what was that? You want to hear more about the monster? Barry, the lead you say? Well, I'm not sure why that interests you, but I suppose I can tell you that boring old

story. See, we created festival, a holiday of love and cheer. That's right, for this creature who claims that the groundch is his name doesn't like it for reasons unclear. But we did it anyway, and it really made it mad that we violate his brand designs, so he uses magic powers and for 24 hours, he forces the souls to do crimes during festival. Festival, the most wonderful time of the year. It was festival, festival, holiday of love and cheer.

I've burned a boutique to the ground. I've stolen a whole fucking horse. I designed and created a lethal and bladed inflatable obstacle course for kids I'm married a pop-as-on chair. I've thrown all my trash in the park There are several in city is weird and ambiguous things that I've done in the dark There are so many terrible crimes. I've committed an apro here. I am forced to relive it I'm not gonna save them. I'm sure that you get it a part of the curses. We never forget it Those are the ghosts of the men I've killed on festival! Festival, the most wonderful time of the year!

You sing festival, festival, holiday of love and cheer! That's that, my friends. The song has to end for our holiday. Must start. Have some cheer for my flask. Here's a bat and a mask. Cushit's about to get dark. A favor if I might, if you live through the night,

could you make sure our story is told? Because we really like help, because we're killing ourselves, and oh no! The cursed takes hold. Fastal, fastal, the only most wonderful time of the year. Fastal, fastal, fastal, all the only among us here. What I have to do the outro too, does everyone get a week off except me? The song festival was written and performed by Arnie Parrott, who also did the C-Shanty version of our theme song. Remember Arnie?

The smile says, I'm harmless, but the ponytail says, maybe be careful. Follow him on Twitter at ArnieParrott to hear more of his songs go to ATPTunes.com. Hello from the Magic Tavern is produced by, no, no, I'm not doing the full credits, especially when the wind up being longer than the transmission itself. You know what, this episode was produced by all of us. Yes, it's a Christmas miracle, we're all podcast producers.

Now go update your LinkedIn profile. See you next week with a new episode. remember if you're visiting family the secret is Inventing errands that required you to leave the house for hours at a time so you can walk along the railroad tracks Gaze towards those distant city lights and think this is why I left or maybe your family is awesome I don't know either way there's a tiny nearby, and I'm off to steal all their presents, hear their joyful singing the next morning, and learn nothing. Juaio Noel!