History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 10 - Psychopaths are WILD!

Episode Date: April 15, 2018

It's a wild show when the Bayridge Boys Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano dig into the history of psycho and sociology paths. They explore everything from the science to real life examples and at the end we get to find out which of the history hyenas is more likely to be a psycho! WILDWant more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up, cuzzy wuzzies? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys. History Hyenas. Bad. yo cackle cackle cackle cackles yo i just i do the cackles like that because we just got a couple smoothies from some Chinese guys that are fucking delish. Welcome to History Hyenas with Obi-Wan Kuknogi. Chrissy D, Chris DiStefano. Did I just call you Obi-Wan Kuknogi? Nogi, yeah.

That's because we were just hanging with Chinese. That's what it is. Nogi. China, and I told the, I told the... Oh, and I'm Giannis Pax. Yeah, and that that's that's fucking yanni tbg pa ppas the trans true blue gay transsexual yanni papa that's right um we were just in the smoothie shop because we're a couple of cuties with smoothies i mean i crave smoothies

i love i actually got a veggie juice i got a a... They had a... Yo, that fucking board of smoothies in that Chinese place? That's a lot of shit. I mean, that looked like a Greek diner menu, cuz. They... And I told the Chinese, because it's the truth, and I told the Chinese... And I got it on video. I asked them first, because I'm aware of my social... I'm aware of my social surroundings.

I don't want to offend anyone, so I asked them first. Like a psychopath. Yeah, I asked them first what country they were from, because I did aware of my social surroundings. I don't want to offend anyone. So I asked them first. Like a psychopath. Yeah. I asked them first what country they were from. Yeah. Because I did not want to assume Chinese, even though I could have just been like, you guys are Chinese, right? And they would have said yes, because they don't really know English. The guy didn't know. That guy didn't know what was happening.

But I made sure to tell them, because it's the truth, that they were in fact Chinese, that China is the new number one in nations. And China, unfortunately, America, we lost our grip, and China's number one now. It sucks, but it's the truth. It was probably a little weird for them. Yeah. They were just trying to make smoothies, and then a guy who looks like a contractor from Iraq or a Marine slash now a cop comes in and goes, where are you guys from? Yeah, you guys from China? Yeah, you guys are number one.

I mean, I was scared for them because I knew they were scared. As soon as they left, they were like, they started talking to each other about you. And one of them might have referred to you as Triple H from the WWE. Was in here asking questions. Because I just realized you look like Triple H.

Really? ISIS, does he look like Triple H a little bit? With a beard, yeah, you would look a lot more like him. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's fucking jacked. He's got a little piece though. If you look close.

Yeah. Got a little baby dick. I mean, when he's in his tights, he don't have a bulge, cuz. Did you go, I didn't watch WrestleMania. I looked, I noticed that. Cuz, you got, yeah, you got, you got like padded earmuffs on. I know. You don't wear, you don't like to hear yourself. I'm going no cans. Well, no,. You don't wear your earmuffs.

You don't like to hear yourself. I'm going no cans. Well, no, because I don't want to mess up my deal. Oh, that's right. I'm hair sprayed up right now. Yeah, you look good right now. You got a little piece coming down. Do I?

Do I got the Superman coat? No, but it looks nice. Well, it's just a strand because you're a little thin. Yo, Zach Ice, you picked a freaking delicious hyena pick, right? This cat looks like he's got a mohawk. yeah and he needs to go to a dentist bad speaking of what today is going to be all about psychopath psychopaths he's got a haircut if you go google eileen warnos who was the first female serial killer uh ever killed in the united states ever uh put to death he's she's he's got the same hair as eileen Wuornos. This hyena right here?

This actually might be Eileen Wuornos in a hyena right now. Yeah, well, it could be. This could be a female. This could be a matriarch. Look at how black its fucking tongue is. It literally looks like it just

was licking the inside of Bardo's asshole and just showed up for a pic. Or he's got a fucking tumor on his tongue or doesn't matter. Or he was a smoker, cuz. Bardo Whitewash Church is not here. No.

Today. Neither is Mini Mussolini who's just given up on us. Yeah. He just. Jim Serpico. Mini Mussolini's given up. Yeah. But Zach Isis always here.

Committed. To defend the fucking jihad. As-salamu alaykum. As-salamu. Yeah. And he just. Yeah. He's the one we need.

I mean. Absolutely. Absolutely. Bardo just sits in that corner. Yeah. And just gets nauseous. He. You know.

He's. He's basically. Zach is just here. How we're crushing cocks, Zach is crushing infidels. That's just what it is. Zach's on a fucking, you know, he needs the blood of an infidel to keep going every day. And we have smoothies, he just has infidel blood. That's right. Yeah.

If he can't get it, then he'll kill some local animals, pray over them to make sure they're halal. That's what it is. Halal. Halali. Yeah. It's a halala meat. Yeah. And that's it.

Yeah. And he uses the, you know, he uses like goat sperm as fucking cologne. Cause there's a couple of languages that just take a lot of effort to speak. That's yeah. Maybe that's why a lot of those countries may, I bet you, if you check their life expectancy, it's a little lower just because of the effort that even the Scottish accent, the way they have to like, from the fruit, from the fruit. It's like, you don't have to strain like that to talk.

Yeah. It's brutal. And then the Arabic language, you're constantly like playing with your throat like that. Yeah. That's going to scratch it up, cuz. Scratch it up. And it's like you can't whisper in those languages. Like, how can you whisper?

You can't whisper in Scottish. How do you whisper in Scottish? That's a good point. You can't whisper in Scottish or Middle Eastern. You can't whisper. You always got to be loud. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. How do you whisper in Scottish? That's a good point. You can't whisper in Scottish or Middle Eastern. You can't whisper. You always got to be loud. No. And it's like you can't calm down, you know?

You look like you just showered. Yeah, I'm a clean kid. You're a psychopath, guys. Yeah. There's been a few times I've gone back and forth in my mind. I'm like, is this guy just one of the greatest actors of all time? Yeah. Is this his sanity mask?

What they call the sanity mask? Right. I mean, if you're a psychopath, you're fucking good. I'm a good one, right? You're a fuck. You get people to like you bad. Bad. But the way you just went into that Chinese smoothie shop and started interrogating those

guys. Like we were in an episode fucking NYPD blue. Yeah, I didn't give a fuck. That's what a psychopath does, guys. Yeah, because I got no empathy. Because I met a fucking psychopath the other night. I called you about it right away because I'm a true blue guy. I called you first.

The hair stood up on the back of my neck. Is it weird for you that you have a friend that that's important to? I actually thought this was one of the greatest experiences of my life. It meant something to me. Where somebody else, it would be like just some dick walked in you know somebody else would have like started a fight with this guy but you instead of you know because you were angry internally you were like i need to pick this guy's brain because i know him i know him in the presence of a potential mass murder and psychopath i knew what he was yeah i knew what he was and then uh i convinced him to give me his business

card and then when i looked at his instagram later i went and researched his name because i'm a fucking maniac maybe Maybe I'm a psychopath. I got a tumor for sure. Yeah, you definitely have a brain. Well, you 100% have a brain tumor. Glioblastoma. Glioblastoma. In the frontal lobe,

probably right by the amygdala, which is the emotion center. And yeah, that's what it is. I told you, I was sent here by the simulators to take you down once you put on the Marisa wig in 2011. We were all watching.

We were like, okay, now somebody's got to step in. And I've been trying to tell the simulators I don't want to put him down. He's a good kid, but they may override it. I don't know. Either I'm going to put you down or they're going to put you down. Are they going to make me dig the hole? Are you going to take me out? Are you going to take me out Aaron Hernandez style

to a field and make me dig a hole and shoot me into it? I might have to, yeah. The instructions haven't come down. They may want to do something funny and just feed you to wild hyenas. They may want to do that just as a laugh. Wow. Yeah. So you would be like, hey, cuz, we're going to go do some history research in Africa.

Yeah. Take me to a private reserve that's not regulated by the South African government. Yeah. And fuck, we go out and see the hyenas and then you pull out the gun and make me walk out into the field. Yeah. That's fucking, that's wicked, cuz. Yeah.

I knew you were a fucking psychopath, cuz. What? Cuz when I was saying that, your eyes lit up. You're like, that's a fucking good idea. Yeah. So we're going to go to a private reserve, unregulated. That's it. Right?

You're going to slip the fucking African guy 20. He knows his money. That goes a long way. Long way. Yeah. So he's going to take the 20 and say, this is between me and you, cuz. Me, you, and the simulators. Yeah.

And he's not going to understand. He's going to nod. But he's going to take that fucking Benny Frank or whatever you hand him. Yeah. That Andrew Jack. That's it. And then you're going to walk me out to the matriarch hyena to watch me get fucking eaten.

Because you are under the command of the simulators, and you are a robot psychopath. I knew it the whole fucking time. I'm paranoid. Another plan is, Zach Ice is going to behead you, and then sell your head to Bardo, and Bardo's going to serve it at Christmas dinner. They want to eat, because sometimes

the wasps want to have a taste for human meat, so Bardo may serve it at Christmas dinner. So they want to eat. Because sometimes the wasps want to have a taste for human meat. So Bardo may serve it at Christmas. Yeah. And they do that. You would never work with him. You would never work with him. They don't like the British. They don't like him.

Oh, the British, yeah. Yeah. He's an Angler, a Saxon. They want to kill them. God. It's amazing to really. We reiterate this constantly, but it's amazing that Bardo really does in his genetic makeup. He can't help it.

He looks, Zach, and you look like a dirty person. Yeah. It doesn't help that you got tape on your glasses. Yeah. And you got a sheik's beard. Yeah. But naturally, just your eye color, your phenotype your facial structure he looks at you like just a dirty

like a dirty kid we know you're a good kid you broke it down like scientifically we're a nature history podcast I think that's the reason because Bardo just sent us a text like an hour ago saying he couldn't make it I think kind of last minute he was like I can't look at his face again

all three of us I think he was probably feeling a little under the weather today and he was like, I can't look at his face again. All three of us. I think he was probably feeling a little under the weather today. And he's like, I know if I go sit in that room and let them make fun of me and just the way they talk, I'm going to throw up and I don't want to do that. He doesn't. So this is the story. It was very fascinating. We'll start this episode with this story.

This happened to me the other night. It's crazy. Yeah. So I was sitting there in between sets at the bar. This dude comes in, wrinkled khakis, right? Aura of privilege. Indian kid. He was Indian.

South Asian, right? And he just comes in and he's just like, he's talking loud. He has the confidence of a guy who's got like a gun or knows Taekwondo or maybe was sent Jesus, or has 20 guys with him outside. He's a confident guy. Indian people are confident people. I mean, the amount of confidence was like, the guy's got to have a gun, he's great, you know, and he's just like fucking talking down to the, I was having Chinese food, talking down to this Chinese woman about what he wants to eat, and he's like, what, he's asking her

like, what should I get, what's good? He's loud and bombastic. Is he drunk? Huh? Potentially? Potentially drunk, maybe a little blow. Maybe a little blow. Okay.

But I could tell right away, you know, boom, I had him pinned up. I'm like, this is a kid who grew up around really privileged people. Right, right. He's rich. You know, obvious a little bit of that was maybe just his sense of just privilege. Like, just kind of like, I can talk how I want to talk. Maybe I've had a couple and nobody's ever going to stop anything

because if I go to jail, my father will bail me out. Right. But I went to his pageant committee. His dad's a dentist, right? Indian dentist. So he's not one of those families that runs the world.

Right. So this was psychopathy. Right. And I knew it because this is one of the things I'm obsessed with. I'm obsessed with dogs. Right.

I'm obsessed with anti-social personality disorder. I'm obsessed with those people, which is about 1% of the population, they estimate, suffers from psychopathy. That's a lot of people. That's a lot of fucking people, cuz. And it's interesting. This episode is so fucking interesting because we're in nature and a fucking history podcast. I really think, and I'll get back to this story. I'm all over the place. I love it. My tumor's kicking in. episode is so fucking interesting because we're in nature and a fucking history podcast i really think and i'll get back to the story i'm all over the place i love it my tumor's kicking in yeah

but it's probably before we knew about this and before like we were on the lookout for this and before you could do cat scans and before there was this checklist that we're all going to talk about the history of the world was probably mostly pushed forward by these fucking animals. Wow. Nobody was looking for them. Nobody knew what it was. They were undetected.

They were just walking around with what they call a quote-unquote sanity mask. You know, just fucking... All these people do, psychopaths, is manipulate for fucking fun, and they're just fucking... They're basically evil. I mean, but it doesn't come from any moral place.

They're born this way with different brains, which we'll get into. So anyway, this kid comes in there, bombastic, yelling at the woman, whatever, whatever, and then he sits down right next to me. Was he jacked out, this guy? No, he wasn't that jacked out. He looked a little jacked out, like athletic.

Like if you fought him, would it be a problem? I would have fucked him up. You would have beat his ass. First of all, I was 20 years older than him, so I have the man. Man strength. Yeah, and when you feel the anger bubbles, it's just my reason shuts off. And you felt the anger immediately once you started to talk? I felt immediately when he came in, I knew he was a person.

I could immediately tell this was a guy who had no social decorum, wasn't concerned with fitting into the energy of the room, was going to come in and force everyone to turn to – Kind of adhere to his way. Exactly. That's a good word. Adhere to his way and just conform to his energy. And he was just going to try to make everyone subservient to him. He's a kid who should have got punched. It crossed my mind a few times.

Interesting. Yeah, like I was in there, I was like, am I going to punch this kid? You know, you feel the anger come up. Because you hit people. We've been friends for about five years and we're both in our 30s and early 40s and you've punched, I would say, about five or six people. You've gotten into fistfights, which is wild. I've gotten into a fistfight since I was about 18 years old.

Not five or six. Don't make me into a psycho. I mean, you hit somebody. Two or three. You punched your sibling. In the stomach. In the stomach, but still, I mean, you punch your sibling who's in his fucking late 50s. He hit me in the head first.

Yeah, but still, you punched him in the stomach. I did not punch him without him punching me first. You punched two people at different comedy clubs. You kicked one. Then you punched another one. Yeah. And then I think you threw a swing at somebody else. No.

I don't think so. But didn't you fight one of your friends? When's the last time you fought Ched? Long time. Yeah. You fought him a couple of times, though. Yeah. Early millennium that happened.

All right. Yeah, but he... And then he sat down right next to me and he ordered his food after fucking talking down to this woman. Yeah. Being like what he – I remember this part. He goes, what's good? And she's like, what's your favorite? And he goes like so many things.

He goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. He was like commanding her. No, no, no. Stop looking down. Stop looking down. Stop looking at the menu. Stop, stop. You tell me what's your favorite.

Wow. Right. White rice, brown rice. He was just like that and sent her off like a fucking serf. Ugh. Right? Oh, and he starts speaking a little Chinese to her, too. Was she impressed or she didn't care?

At first, she was like, didn't know what he was talking about. She was acting very like, in her mind, yeah, Chinese are fucking good. Yeah. She knew. She's like, this guy's a dick. We're going to spit in his food. We're going to spit in his food and get his money So then she walks away

And it's just me and him And he's sitting right next to me on an empty bar With his fucking wrinkled pants Like knee to knee next to you? Like next to me yeah In all this open space And then he goes like this He puts his arm over to pound it

Like hey man what are you doing? What are you doing tonight this. He puts his arm over to pound it. Like, hey, man, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing tonight? Whatever. And he puts his hand, and I just look at his to pound. I was defensive right off the bat because I just didn't like him. Yeah. So I just looked at his hand.

And also, you got a means. You weren't in a mood. I was talking on the phone a few hours before. You weren't in the mood. Yeah. And you could be, when you're not in the mood, you could be tough to beat around. I'm not a go with the flow guy, yeah. No, not at all.

But yeah, I wasn't. Which is great. Yeah, I wasn't going to let this kid just sort of chain. Like, I was eating alone watching the fucking Rockets OKC game. Right. And now I got to deal with this kid. Right. So he leans his fist over to fist bump it, like almost into my space.

And I just looked at his hand, like, for the fist bump. He did it like that. Like, you know, what's up, man? I just looked at it, like, looked at him, looked down at it, you know, looked him dead in the eye and was just like, I'm eating, man. Did you bump him back? Huh? No, I didn't fist bump him. Wow.

And then he goes like. That's a warning shot. And then he goes like, yeah, people in New York are, you know, not friendly. You know, New York's a type of town. You go to a bar. And I was like, we're not at a bar. I said, I was like, hey, man, it's not a bar. We're in a restaurant.

Like, I'm eating. You know, I'm not at a bar looking to socialize. Yeah. Chilling. And then he just kept talking. Then I was like. To you, kept talking? Kept talking, yeah.

And you're not answering? What are you, Greek? Not really. He goes like, yeah, what are you? He guessed I was. Oh, he guessed you were Greek. He guessed I was Greek. That made you feel happy a little bit, right?

That made me feel like, wow, kid's smart. Yeah. I mean, kid, I mean, from, again, phenotype. He guessed it from my phenotype. Did you respond with, no, I'm actually Turkish? I told him, yeah, I'm Greek. Then I started talking a little bit and smiling. Well, you're not.

Ancestry.com says you're a Turk. And then at the end, I was like, I'm not Greek. But anyway, with all in this, he gave me his business card. He was like, you got it. He asked me if I had a card. I was like, no. And I was like, do you have a card? And he gave it.

So I had his card. Nice. Then when we left, he was just like, you got it? He asked me if I had a card. I was like, no. And I was like, do you have a card? And he gave it. So I had his card. Nice. Then when we left, he was just like, he said something in Chinese. Like, this guy, thumbs down.

Then he was like, no, no. He saw me looking at him and he's like, he's an eye. Cause he saw that I was like, he's not into it. He saw I was not into it

and he saw that I wasn't like a, I was, it was possible he could get punched. Right. It was possible. So he had that, at least he had that wherewithal to know that. Because when you look into his eyes, fearless.

This kid, when I say this kid, he was a kid. I mean, 20, 21 years old, baby, 22. Fearless. And I know if you're a normal person, that type of energy, you're just going like, wow. Because normal people have fear. They have concern. They have, you know, they want to act right they want to fit in they want to so a guy like this who has zero and i could this kid had zero he was a psychopath he this kid was the one percent of human beings

for sure for sure and then when i went i showed you his pictures yeah he looks nuts yeah and i was dead right about him. He went to, you know, we're not going to say he went to a privileged school, all this shit. And, you know, his dad, like I said, his dad is a dentist. I know everything about him now because I would be a fucking great FBI agent. Yeah. Was his Instagram private? No, public.

Yeah. He was boastful. All the things that kind of go down the list of the traits of psychopaths this kid was he lied he told me he was half greek they mirror you like in their superficial charm glib they mirror you yeah you're greek and you guessed right very smart you know uh and i was like yeah he's like my mother's greek why aren't you sure he knew trying to impress me with the little stuff he was saying a couple lines and stuff just like he was trying to talk chenny i mean the kid was drunk and that's why his sanity mask was a little down and he was so like overt with it and most people wouldn't pick it up but he walked into a person who's been reading about this and

obsessed with this for so long that i was like finally i met a full-blown one why don't you hang out with him all night then uh because uh that night then? Because you want to be away from that energy so bad. I mean, he, Zach, you nodding, right? You know what I'm talking about, right? I feel like I've met people like that. Yeah, that energy is just like. You can't do anything with that energy. So do you think, more likely than not, growing up in New York City, we have absolutely

encountered true psychopaths? Absolutely. We don't know it, though. You've probably been around one or two or three and you've suspected or felt it in your gut but never really thought about it because you might need something from them or something. That's how they thrive. The dangerous ones

are the ones who live with their mother, are dependent on their mother, and all those things. They end up killing people or whatever like that. But that's a small percentage. So being a psychopath is a little kind of prevalent. I mean, 1% of the population. But being a serial killer is very, very low. Right.

It's sort of like virtually no serial killers aren't psychopaths, but not all psychopaths are serial killers. In fact, most psychopaths are not serial killers. It's like Muslims. Most Muslims are not terrorists. Exactly. That's what it is. I mean, Zach, I mean... But some. But some are. But some are.

Yeah. Very few are. Yeah. Yeah. It's exactly what it is. Yeah. And a lot of them rise. It helps them in rising up the ladder because they just don't have a conscious. That's what it is. Their brain just doesn't have a conscious. The telltale sign for me that you're around someone who's either a sociopath or a psychopath. And a sociopath is basically like psychopath light, kind of more nurture, harder life, you know. And they develop that callousness where the psychopath's brain, which we'll talk about in a second, is, you know, the CAT scans prove.

Right. A little different, born that way. A little deaf, yeah. Is if you constantly feel like you're, you have no power with this person. Because psychopaths constantly seek the position of power. They just, that's where they need to be. And there's no give. It's like, they're there, and if you find yourself

constantly walking on eggshells around that person, that's a psycho. And you can't guess what their morality is, what they're into. And yeah, they do that on purpose. Because that's the way they're built. When you can't figure someone out or put your finger, it's like,

because that keeps them keeps you thinking about them and they're very successful right because people don't know how to fucking most people can't see past the sanity mask

I feel like they're callous people they don't give a shit I like you know when I any the psychopath things for me

are like you know cause I've only you know really seen them in like movies, TV shows watched documentaries on them as well. But the no empathy of killing of small animals is so, and I know a lot of people know that, but that is fucking wild to me.

Because even as a child, when I would see a small animal. You'd kill it. No, I never killed. The only thing I would, the only thing I could tell you. Let the mask down, Chris. No, the only thing I could tell you. Take the mask off. All right.

This is what this podcast is really about. It's an intervention? Yeah. My mom's behind that curtain. No, take a mask off. How many small animals did you kill? I never tried. The only small animal I tried to kill, like actively tried to kill, was cats.

I tried to kill a few cats in my life. But that's what kids in Ridgewood used to do. Yeah. You know, we'd shoot at cats. No, there would be cats. I remember one time there was a cat, like, kind of limping across Juniper Valley Road in Queens, and I hit the gas. You know? I knew it. Is that, yeah?

You think I got it in me? A little bit, maybe. Yeah, unfortunately. It's breaking my heart because you're a good kid. The mask you put on, you would be a good kid. Who you've created, the personality who you've created is a good fucking kid. Because I know that there are times when you're onto me because you say a lot like, it's amazing how many things we have in common, but it's really just, I'm just, you know,

we have nothing in common. Yeah. I just am taking everything you say. You mirror. And I mirror. And then I make it like, oh, I did that too. Yeah. And I give examples.

I think of examples in my head about how I can pull it past you. Yeah, you don't care. Yeah, I don't care about you at all, no. You don't care about anything. No. It's not your fault. You can't. Yeah.

You don't have any emotions. I would just, if we were sitting here right now and somebody came in and decapitated you, I would just watch your head roll, and then I'd be like, please join our Patreon page. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, but what are you gonna do you were born today it's not your fault because i don't blame you yeah you're god's creation well i think i was fine and then when i was altar boys you know when i told you when i you know the priest asked me to go up and get him a new cloak and then i blacked out i think maybe that's when things change i think i awoke a new person yeah is that potential is that? Is that possibly it? It's potential. Yeah. A part of my brain shut off

and I said, I have to do this now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't remember what happened. I blacked out.

Yeah. Yeah. I blacked out and then I woke up. He turned you. He turned you. I was in mass. Yeah.

Yeah. He turned you. He turned you into one. Yeah. I mean, well, okay. So what's it like walking around with the mask all day?

Is it fun? Is it just fun to manipulate, move around fun? Well, it's fun. Use people for fun it's kind well it's fun use people for your own appetites it's fun like when people are talking to me like talking down to me or telling me like giving me information that i already know and i'm just thinking about their eyeballs in my pocket just walking around you want to put their eyeball you want i want to

make chains out of their eyeballs i want to just walk around one day i'm going to show up with a chain with everybody's eyeballs how do you control the urge to lash out because it's just easy you don't have the feelings because that's the thing about psychopaths they don't feel feared they also don't really feel rage they don't feel happy right they don't feel empathy they just don't feel i don't feel yeah that's yeah that's why like girls i have sex with like i have sex with them once never call them again because i just don't care you just don't i just don't care and if they don't care about me i just don't care i'll have sex with a guy i never call them again because I just don't care. You just don't care. I just don't care. And if they don't care about me, I just don't care. I'll have sex with a guy.

I don't fucking care. Yeah. You know? But you pretend to be such a nice guy, but underneath, it's just a game for you. It's a game. It's all a game. You can't wait to watch these people fall apart. Well, because I think about, like, what's really the difference between me and a hyena or, like, a lion?

Like, they'll kill babies. And it's like, what's the difference? Oh, just because I have, like, a frontal lobe that's active? Like, it's like, no. Well, that's the point. Your frontal lobe is have a frontal lobe that's active? It's like, no. Well, that's the point. Your frontal lobe is impaired. It's broken. Yeah, my frontal lobe's broke.

But yeah, that would be the difference, yeah. Yeah. That's the difference between at least me and I, you know. Is your frontal lobe, you have empathy. Yeah. Have empathy. Yeah. Understanding, you know?

Yeah. Wanting to cooperate. Right. Doing it for the principle, for the greater good. Yeah, I don't care. No, Christy D just wants to feed that. You want to feed that handsome face. That's all I want to do.

And you were born with a good face. You're like the Ted Bundy of comedy. Yeah, cuz. Yeah. So you act all wounded. That's the way Ted Bundy would do it. Basically, remember Buffalo Bull? Yeah.

I'd fuck me. Put the lotion in the box. I'd fuck me. His method was pretending he was injured? Yeah. They took that from Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy. He would make believe he had a broken arm and then hit him with the box. Guard for me. His method was pretending he was injured? Yeah. They took that from Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy. He would make believe he had a broken arm and then hit him with the cast. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you ever think that's a good idea? You don't even need to do that. No. Because they come to you. They just come to me. Yeah. That's the only reason you're in comedy, to take bodies.

Yeah. Everywhere I go, I kill somebody. Everywhere I go, because I have a duffel bag. It's starting to fill up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's starting to fill up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's an interesting topic today.

Yeah. Well, where did it... You did most of the research there, because I was out skinning people. Yeah. Where did it start? Who coined the term... It's the Penel, right? Who coined psychopath?

Yeah. Philippe. Philippe. Is he a Frenchman? Is he fucking... Yeah. Do you want... Can you help us with this, Isis? Philippe Penel. So Philippe. Is he a Frenchman? Is he fucking? Yeah, do you want it? Can you help us with this, Isis?

Philippe Penelope. So, yeah, there's a few names. It's pretty boring. I mean, anyone can Google it. But, yeah, you got a couple dudes who are very important. And we'll probably just mention it quick going back. And then when we get to the modern day, guys, that's when it gets good that's the thing about psychopathy is like i said it's really only a like 19th century you know that's when the conversation started is like the early 19th

century okay and it was a french physician named philippe pinelli philippe you know philippe again the french making it difficult the guy's name name's Philip Pinel, all right? It's a lot easier. But, you know, French sounds beautiful, but he... Brian Philippi, I'd love to fucking tear his ass up. Right? He's a fucking cutie with a booty. The person who coined the term, by the way,

was a German psychiatrist, J.L.A. Koch. He coined the term in 1888. Yeah. Yeah, Koch brother. Sherman, yeah. Sherman. The Germans, He coined the term in 1888 Yeah Yeah Koch brother Sherman yeah Sherman The Germans They are psychopaths

The Germans That's what's So ironic about that Is that His German And the Germans themselves The whole society Is psychopaths

Psychopaths They are cerebral They don't have That's why they're so bad At fucking comedy Yeah I mean yeah They stink at comedy They just don't have a sense of humor are not funny so yeah kotch was the the guy who coined

it but philip pinnell was the first person i guess in recorded history fucking muslims love that phrase right they love yeah because apparently their religion's the only one the only religion that's in recorded history whatever that means um he was the first one that kind of noticed that he had some patients that behaved impulsively and self-damaging despite their capability to reason and grasp concepts rationally. So basically what that means is he was aware – they were always aware of whatever the word was, imbecile or this guy's crazy. Whatever culture, they knew something was wrong with these people. aware of whatever the word was imbecile or you know this guy's crazy whatever yeah culture they they knew something was wrong with these people but those people were quite obviously crazy the thing about a psychopath is like they're completely they seem very normal they're very rational in fact since they have no emotion like i believe humans aren't rational by nature i

believe we're emotional by nature. Psychopaths are the opposite. They're rational. They're rational. Google the interview. What's the interview from Mindhunter, the one who was 6'9"? Ed Kemper. Google Ed Kemper interviews.

He is the most rational-sounding, normal-sounding guy. He's almost affable. You almost like him. You want to listen to him. You're like, I like this guy. And he fucked his mother's head. He cut his mother's head off and fucked her in the head. And he's

in commercials. He's so good. He could sell you anything. And then he ate his sandwich probably afterwards. Yeah, and then he just ate his sandwich and he fucked his mom's head. I gotta take a piss. Keep talking. Dude, you got a weak bladder. Are you nervous because I found chlamydia? Fucking fucked his mom's head. Yeah. I got to take a piss. Keep talking. All right. I got to just keep going. Dude, you got a weak bladder.

Are you nervous because I found chlamydia? I just outed you to the world as a psychopath? Yeah. Fucking wild. I'm coming out with a fucking AK. So, Philip Pinilli, he was the guy that kind of first noticed that. So, that was like a big thing because you got to, these guys, like I said before at the beginning of the podcast, they kind of went their whole lives and throughout history kind of undetected. I'm sure people knew like, hey, this guy's an asshole or fucking he's a dick or he's evil.

But a lot of these dictators, your Pol Potts, you know, your style, I mean, you know, just go pick one that caused a lot of damage. I guarantee you these guys had impaired frontal lobes. That's why they did what they did. They were fucking born psychopaths. They were born with a mental impairment. And that's the thing. It's not even really their fault. And we'll get into the science in a bit because that comes later.

But basically, that's the beginning of it was Philip Pinnell. And it's amazing how history is really propelled by people. You know, it's really propelled forward by brilliant individuals. And then in 1834, we got this guy, J.C. Pritchard. He was a psychiatrist. And he proposed the phrase moral insanity to label what later became known as psychopathic behavior. And then in the late 19th century, just like Zach Isis told us, that's when J.L. Koch comes in and selected the term psychopathic,

and that was in the 1890s, correct? 1888. Around that time. Yeah, to generally describe all personality disorders that exhibited these behaviors. So they're getting closer now. Right. And so then in the early 20th century, around the same time,

Freud suggested a notion concerning the character of psychopaths. He referred to it as criminality from a sense of guilt. Interestingly, Freud, the father of psychiatry, in a lot of ways, was wrong about this. Because he states that the oppressive guilt is often associated with past events, which initiates psychopathic behavior.

So he thought it was like, ah, this is something from the childhood. It's all about the childhood with him. With him, it's all about the childhood. And the ego. Yeah, and he was right about a lot of it. But, I mean, some of it he was wrong. You know, the penis envy, all that shit. But most psychopaths do have a fucked up childhood. Very, very few. and the ego yeah and he was right about a lot of it but I mean some of it he was wrong you know the penis envy

all that shit but most but most psychopaths do have a fucked up childhood very very few the only one no they don't the ones who

the most serial killers have a fucked up childhood most serial killers yeah not psychopaths not psychopaths that's true so and then we get on

after that we're just gonna do this quick cause it's boring shit like again that you can google but since you're listening to this maybe you won't google it and you wanna hear it out of my mouth

Chrissy just came back from a piss we're almost done I fucking came down nice piss I got a good prostate good scream shit, like, again, that you could Google. But since you're listening to this, maybe you won't Google it and you want to hear it out of my mouth. Chrissy just came back from a piss. We're almost done. I fucking came down. Nice piss. I got a good prostate. Good scream, yeah. My prostate's good, yeah. My flow comes out.

I would say, if I wish it was a thing to measure, my piss comes out like 98 miles an hour. My piss comes out like a fucking Randy Johnson fastball, baby. You know what it is? Universe is balanced. That's what it is. You got high blood pressure. But I got good prostate. Bad cholesterol.

But the prostate? Fucking God. kill cat kill cat everybody knows dot so then in 1952 we jump forward the american psychiatric association uh actually dropped the term psychopath and uh officially adopted the new phrase sociopathic personality disturbance so socia, sociopathic personality disturbance. So sociopathic personality disturbance is the modern term for psychopath. Well, it gets even more modern. Yeah. Oh, because once the cucks showed up, I know the cucks are even, they weren't even satisfied with that. No, you're actually right.

They're fucking cucks. Yeah. I know even that offended somebody. You're right. There we go. There we go. Let's go. It probably had something to do with that.

Absolutely. Even that, I fucking hate people. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Now it's coming out. Yeah're right. Here we go. Here we go. Let's go. It probably had something to do with that. Absolutely. Even that, I fucking hate people. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, now it's coming out. Yeah.

Yeah, there it is. Zach, do you see it? And this is where balance Do you see the fucking mask coming off? I've seen it from the beginning. I've tried to recruit. He's not with it.

I'm not with it. I won't do it because it's the only thing because you know me. You all kill Americans. I'll kill somebody. I won't kill my fellow blood Americans

and I fucking won't eat Chinese food because I'm fucking American. Okay? I'll go to diners. I'll eat pizza but once he said, he told me I gotta go 6 weeks to the Caliphate which is in the Middle East and I said, do they got pizza over there and he said no, and I said I can't go if he could have promised me

some home grown pizza and brought some Mexicans over there to cook food the way I like it, I would potentially think about going but nah, not if we're gonna eat fucking hummus and goat cheese. I can't do it. I can't do it. Well, I know you think that maybe, but I don't think you'd be able to do it. You can't even really do a weekend in like, you can't even do until Sunday anywhere.

Yeah. I cut the Sundays off constantly. You need to get back to New York immediately. Immediately. I can't leave. It's my homeland. Yeah. You're fucking so New York.

Yeah. It's fucking, it like changes the temperature. Because there's times when we live in Bay Ridge. Yeah. There's times, and you know, I fucking, you know, I'm a comedian and a physical therapist. But there's times where I go down to Bay Ridge by the water and I just look out across the water for enemy fucking boats coming in. Just for like incoming enemy shit. I'll look, I'll just, nobody employs me to do that.

The cops don't ask me to do that. But I'm just doing it for New York, for fucking shit. Yeah. I'll look, I'll just, nobody employs me to do that. The cops don't ask me to do that. But I'm just doing it for New York, for fucking Brooklyn. Yeah. I'm just making sure there's no anti, you know, there's no enemy fucking ships or planes coming in. Yeah. I'll let people know. Yeah. Because they can't get, they're not going to get through me, cuz.

New York seeps into your personality in a way that I think other cities don't. I mean, you are walking New York. Yeah. If New York was a human being. It's Chrissy D. It would be you. It would be me. Yeah, because not only do you represent old New York. Yeah. And working class New York was a human being It's Chrissy D It would be you It would be me Yeah because not only You represent old New York

Yeah And working class New York Yeah But you also represent The achievement that New York provides Yes You're all of New York in one In one

I mean you went and performed For Morgan Stanley And then you went to a Yankee game With a guy Who you grew up with Who has a Batman tattoo On his back Batman tattoo on his back

You run the gamut As they say Yeah absolutely Yeah I fucking did It was Morgan Stanley guys Made sick money And then fucking picked up My boy Wayne and was eating bacon cheeseburgers behind home plate. Wayne almost got thrown out for yelling a racial slur at Giancarlo Stanton when he struck out. So he almost got thrown out.

Struck out five times. Struck out five times. I mean, yeah, we got to get Giancarlo on the podcast. Fucking brutal. So then psychopaths are defined around this time by in 1952 by hervey cleckley as having superficial charm bad yeah too bad and highly skilled intellectual ability so now they're starting to figure it out now they're starting to really figure it out um and that was a hervey clickley he was uh yeah he sounds like a junior is he jew is hervey cleckley jill what

happens what happens to your skin does your skin Is he Jew? Is Herbie Cleckley Jew? What happens to your skin? Does your skin crawl when you hear that name? Okay. Yeah, Cleckley explains that psychopaths lack emotional reactions. While they may show anger or happiness, this is only effective mimicry. How fucking wild is that? That's fucking wild. How fucking wild is that?

Yeah. To know they're acting. They've learned it from watching. It's like a robot looking at you. And whenever they get angry or show happiness, it's a complete act. Even anger is an act. Anger is an act. So when you were saying, I remember one time you telling me that some serial killers.

Now, I don't know if this was factual or this is just your fantasy. But you said that some serial killers. I know we're jumping back and forth with psychopath serial killers, but you said some serial killers, when they're choking their victim, they actually get a hard-on. So, like, what is that? So, do they still feel sexual stuff? Psychopaths? A true psychopath? Because you said sometimes when they're watching the life come out of their eyes, when they're watching the lights go out, they get a hard-on. Yeah.

So, I wonder if, like, sexuality is, you know? Yeah, I mean, I was... That may just be what you want to do. Yeah. That's what that could be. Sometimes you make stuff up because you're like, you want to say, you're like, oh, this is what I read, but it's really what you do. Yeah.

I'm no clinician, so I said that kind of like, you know, I don't know if that's... But we don't fact-check on this podcast. We don't fact-check at all. We're like Michael Rapaport. We don't fact-check. We don't fact-check, so we just go for it. But yeah, they do feel... I think it's power.

I think it's the adrenaline rush of power. I've heard the serial killers say they like watching the lights go out. They enjoy that. So I think it's all tied to power. It really is all tied to power. But, you know... So here we get into the late 20th century we're almost done that's when uh otto kernberg steps into german and yeah he's uh what is he what is otto kernberg

dude otto's german yeah that sounds german but he could be american though oh yeah that's when he uh present he presented a what they call a hierarchical hierarchical uh distinction of anti-social behavior so now they're starting to see some variation okay in it they're starting and eventually that's where we end up so now he's uh he um he breaks it up um he specifically focuses on malignant narcissism uh personality pattern characterized by narcissistic personality narcissism Narcissism is big. Yeah, and it's close to psychopaths. Yeah, and it's one of the big features, absolutely.

Antisocial behavior, sadistic behavior, and strong emotions of paranoia. Right. So he focused on that. That's not really psychopathy. It explains that the basic ego state of these individuals is emptiness, aloneness. So again, he's thinking this is less biologically based. Okay. Then we get to biologically based. Okay. Then we get to the good stuff.

Yeah. Then we get to these guys, the Robert Hares. Yeah. The guy who, you know, the scientists who start doing the MRA scans and all that shit and start figuring out that this is biologically based. That psychopathy, unlike sociopathy, is more a reflection of an impaired neocortex and on average an 18% smaller amygdala. And that's the late 20th century. The 18% smaller amygdala is very interesting because's the uh that that's the late 20th century the 18 percent smaller amygdala

is very interesting because that's the emotion center in our brain so like when that's smaller obviously you're feeling less and less emotion it makes sense and people who have tumors there like you like there's a case that we found did we talk about that already no have we talked about no no this is fucking wild yeah there's fucking case woos Case was... Yeah, Chapman, right? Yeah. Yeah. This fucking guy, the Austin sniper, right? What do they call him?

The Texas sniper. ISIS. The Austin tower sniper. Yeah, tell us about his work because I know it's something you masturbate to. Tell the people what he did. Yeah. Something you learned in ISIS school. I mean, yes.

Yes. We did cover it thoroughly. Yeah. He went to the University of Texas. Okay. He went into one of the towers and he just started sniping people. And he actually requested an autopsy in his suicide note because he was so positive that something was messed up with his head. And they did find a tumor right by the amygdala.

They're kind of unsure. They know it made him more aggressive probably. They're kind of unsure if it led to... But he was nonviolent until that point, right point that's what i'm saying according to his friends and family he had no prior problem had to be that it had to be that what do you how fucking wild i mean yeah it makes sense i mean look people see that's the thing in the world we live in people like oh we can't tell for sure it's like no some things you can the guy was fine developed a two-way and his amygd, started killing people from a fucking tower. Of course it's that.

Yeah, and he killed his mom before he went to the tower. Yeah, of course it's that. And his daughter or his grandmother? His mother and his wife. Wow. Stabbed them and then went to the tower. So something went wrong. But he had devised a whole plan, though, with this.

He was like, I'm going to do this, and then I'm going to run. He wanted to be killed by the cops. It was like a death by cop. He killed himself. He definitely knew. Oh, he killed himself. I think he knew he was going to kill himself. No, I think the cops shot him down in the tower.

He was planning it because he wrote a suicide note. It was a suicidal mission. Suicide by cop, probably. Yeah, suicide by cop. Well, here's the thing. Yeah, I think what you can say for that is like, yeah, there've been other people in this world who have gotten tumors on the amygdala and haven't done that. So there was definitely something deeper, but the emotionless, he may have always wanted to do that. And then the tumor made push them over the edge. That's possible

because yeah. Do I think without the tumor, he does that probably not because his emotions can just be like, I can't do it. But look, I think if you got a tumor in the amygdala or one of us did, like, would we do that? I don't think so. I've never wanted to do that. Right. Maybe he's always wanted to do that. But like, I can't touch such a pussy.

And then boom, the simulator is like, well, let's give him a fucking tumor in the amygdala and see what happens. Yeah. That's what happens. So this guy wasn't born a psychopath, but this tumor kind of made him into like a fucking murderous psychopath. tumor kind of made him into like a fucking murderous psychopath the um the actual mris of uh antisocial and violent behavior the people who who exhibit those and who are diagnosed as psychopaths reveals abnormal symmetry in the hippocampus too wow yeah

so an abnormal hippocampus located in the medial temporal lobe uh has reduced left side but increased right side that's usually what they find in violent offenders. It has a reduced left side but an increased right side. I don't know the fuck of medicine in this shit, but you do.

And the amygdala plays a significant role in the formation of emotions. Well, the fucking hippocampus, though, I don't know what... Hippocampus is like memory, but I guess it is some emotion, too. It must have something to do with... But I know hippocampus is... That's your memory it is some emotion too It must have something to do with

But I know hippocampus is That's your memory back And just rounding out the guys Oh but it is No I'm sorry It is emotion too And the autonomic nervous system Wow that's interesting

And it's your fight or flight The hippocampus That's interesting Uh huh That's interesting Fucking ANS is an interesting thing Uh huh Fight or flight

So if you got a tumor there And the fight or flight Or if it's one It's bigger I mean you may just always want to fight You might always want to fight Yeah or fly I don't know you've got a tumor there and the fight or flight, or if it's bigger, you may just always want to fight. You might always want to fight. Yeah, or fly. I don't know. Or not a tumor there, but you've got to have some sort of...

Just bigger kind of genetic abnormality. Deformities there, yeah. Deformity, right. Another important character in this is Cesar Lombrizio, who is a forensic psychiatrist. He's known as the father of criminology. And he was one of the first guys to say he believed that criminals are born, not made. So that's what made him significant.

He was between 1825 and 1909. Where's he from? Can you look that up? It's gotta be fucking Spain. Cesar Lombroso. That sounds Italian. Italian could be Spanish. Cesar Lombroso. Lombroso. Italian. Italian.

Italian. Italian. Wow. Nice that these guys got in on that. Yeah, the Italians are nice. Yeah, go ahead. And then this brings us to modern day. Modern day.

Yeah, here we go. Cuck City. What we got, what we've called, what is now known as the PCLR hair checklist. It's named after Robert Hare, who's a Canadian psychiatrist. Well, this is the test we're going to do, right? Yeah. We're going to do it. Yeah, let's do the Robert Hare test.

And this is the test they use now. Do you want to give it to me or I give it to you? I want to give it to you first. All right, fine. And then you can give it to me. But this is the test that they use now to determine if people are psychopaths. So are you giving it to me now or are we going to explain it? No, I'm going to give it to you right the fuck now.

Yeah, cuz. I'm going to explain that shit. They'll learn it while they hear it. All right. All right, cuz. Here we go. And then Zach Isis, I mean, we already know what his deal is. Yeah, we already know.

He's not a psychopath. He's just... No, he's not a... He's a religion. He's a warrior for his religion. Zach, he was recruited by ISIS. Yeah. I mean, it's not psychopath behavior.

I mean, the Americans fucking probably killed his family when he was a kid. He probably has, yeah. Probably got... Yeah, I mean, what are you going to do? Okay. Allahu Akbar. That's it. Here are the 11 behaviors, Psycho.

Here we go. Based on the hair checklist. Frequent acts of aggression. Let me think about Chrissy D. No, you don't really have that. No. No. Oh, there's not like a score?

This isn't objective? No. Oh, okay. No, it's not objective. It's just the traits. Okay. That's what they look for. No, I don't have frequent outbursts, so 0 for 1.

Yeah, constant thrill-seeking. Bingo! That's a bingo! Bingo, yeah. Pin the tail on the donkey. Yeah, that one is dope, yeah. Sorry, so 1 for 2. Manipulative tendencies.

I'm going to go yeah. Yeah? You think so? Yeah, no, I do manipulate. I don't manipulate you, but a lot of people, I let them teach me stuff, but I already know the answers. And I just laugh in my head about how wrong they are. Why do you do that? I don't know.

It's just something that I like to do. Because you learn about the people that way. Yeah, I like when people think I'm really stupid. I enjoy that. I let them do it. I fucking let them pile it on and tell me what I'm doing is dumb. Yeah. I like that.

And I never have an outburst. I just like it. I just kind of file it. Yeah. Yeah. But why do you file it? I don't know. I wish I knew. Maybe we'll find out by the I just like it. I just kind of file it. Yeah. Yeah. But why do you file it? I don't know. I wish I knew. Maybe we'll find out by the end of this test.

I think it's because you enjoy learning about people and you get to learn. Yeah. And it all goes into the making of my sanity mask. Two out of three. I'm two out of three. Okay. Well, yeah. They lack genuine emotion. Oh, another one. That's a bingo.

Three out of four. I can't smile ever. Yeah, you don't laugh that much. No, I don't laugh. You mirror a lot, too. I don't want to cry, though. I've cried to a bunch. That was a good acting job you did.

Yeah, maybe I was acting. Yeah, and you always laugh. I notice you mimic when I laugh, you laugh. But you're looking at me weird, kind of like, what's a laugh? You don't understand why I'm laughing. No. You look at me like the kind of like, what's a laugh? You don't understand why I'm laughing. No. You look at me like the way an alien would look at a human. Yeah. But I try to do it, too.

I try to copy it. I'm like, ha-ha. Yeah, you try to do it. Yeah. Okay. They want to take advantage of people. Oh, yeah. That's another big goal.

Four out of five. Yeah. Yeah, I love to take advantage of a lot of people. You want to get stuff from people and use it for your own. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Otherwise, we'll use kindness and benevolence to get something, anything. Oh, I love to take advantage of a lot of people. You want to get stuff from people and use it for your own. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Otherwise, we use kindness and benevolence to get something, anything.

Oh, yeah. You use kindness and benevolence but to get something. People tell me I'm the nicest guy all the time. But it's always to get something. It's always to get something, yeah. Money, power, fame. Women find that out a lot. Yeah.

Money, power, fame, whatever. To temporarily satisfy an even more transient want. Yeah. Yeah. Five out of six, guys. They literally have no want. Yeah. I'm out of sex, guys. They literally have no empathy. Yeah. What happens when someone cries in front of you?

I laugh. Yeah. I laugh. Holy shit. It's actually a problem. Every ex-girlfriend I've ever had, when they start to cry of something I did, I laugh at them, and they get really upset. This is getting fucking wild. It's wild. Six out of seven, cuz. Holy shit. them and they get really upset. This is getting fucking wild. It's wild. Six out of seven. Holy shit. They're irresponsible and accusatory.

I don't accuse, but I am irresponsible. What shit? Psychopaths don't take responsibility for their behavior. That's not you. No, that's not me. That's not you. All right. Unless that's part of the mask.

Unless you're that smart that you hide that too. I could. That you pretend like, yeah, you know, it's my fault. And maybe you know it's not, but yeah. No, I mean, I do. I don't know. I don't know if I hit that one. Yeah.

Six out of eight. Six out of eight. Okay. An aggrandized sense of self-worth. No, I don't see that either. No, it's not me. I kind of. Arrogant, dominant, and narcissistic tendencies.

No. No. All right, six out of ten now. Damn, now we're slipping away. It's slipping away. Because if I get these next, how many are there? Well, I don't know. We'll figure it out.

All right. Okay. Right now it's 60%. Yeah. What are we now? Six for ten? Six for ten. So it's like-

We got four misses? Four misses, yeah. Yeah, it's four. No, no, no. He's getting more and more sane. I'm being truthful. No, it can't be six for ten because we're only at nine. So it's six out of nine. Six out of nine. No, it can't be six for ten because we're only at nine. So six out of nine.

Six out of nine. Okay, here's the ninth. They have no real friends. No, I got friends. People always tell me I got friends. And you got friends for a long time. Long time, yeah. And they're all good kids.

Yeah. Which means I know that you're really friends with them because you like good people and they're good kids. Yeah. I haven't met one of your friends that I didn't like. And I've never heard any of them And I've never heard any of them. I've never heard any of them. Yeah. So I'm six out of ten now?

Now we're getting a six out of ten. Wow. It's slipping away. Interesting. It's going to be an interesting, it's going to be a photo finish. I feel like fucking Michigan in the finals, they went up at the beginning, and now it looks like fucking Villanova's taking over. Yeah.

All right. They're frighteningly charming. That's a big one! they're frighteningly charming. That's a big deal! Brother Regis, I'll never forget, I got called in from my mother. He called my mother in for a meeting,

and she was like, what is this about? And she said, she told me, Brother Regis, he wanted to tell her face-to-face that in his 40 years of teaching, and exact words, this is the year 2000, in his 40 years of teaching, exact words, I'm never, this is the year 2000 in his 40 years of teaching. He's never met anybody as charming as me, except when he, Ted Bundy was going to Ted Bundy was the only other student.

He said he's never met anyone as charming as me and that she would be remiss if she didn't push me into law. That's what she said. He should be a lawyer because he's so charming. Okay. So that's it. Yeah. There you go.

That's a bingo. You're a charming kid. No question. Yeah. That's a bingo. You're a charming kid. No question. Yeah. That's why Puss Puss loves Chrissy D. I love Chrissy D because I got a big head and I'm charmed. And you got to do it. You get, you can.

They look past my hips. They don't care about that anteater nipple. Neither. They don't care about it at all. Doesn't matter. They're just ready to go. I mean, your anteater's looking. Your anteater looks like it's hunting for coins on the beach.

It's pointed down. It's pointed down. Yeah. It looks like a fucking, yeah. It looks like that machine that's like yeah that thing machine yeah but it definitely doesn't mostly it looks like a fucking my aneaters look like a shamwow it does remember when i told you it looked like an aneater and you pulled up the aneater photo and you're like your tit does look like yeah and you hit the floor hard laughing but And I kind of copied your laughter. I was really just looking out the window. I wanted to kill birds. All right.

Yeah, so what am I, 7 out of 11 now? Yeah, you keeping track? Come on. 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10. Oh, yeah, so I'm getting up there now. All right. Okay, they're frighteningly charming.

We got that one. They're habitual criminals. No, not a miss. No, I don't. I don't. Not a miss. I've never committed a crime in my life. No, never miss.

So seven out of 12. You will pick your nose in public. Seven out of 11. Is picking your nose in public or inside other people's houses fucking... Is that a crime? Is that a crime? If you wipe it on the couch, that's... No, I eat them.

You eat them. Yeah. So I give it back to myself. Yo, I swear to God, guys. I swear to fucking God. Look, I don't think you're a psychopath. I think you're a good kid. I think you're a really good kid.

You're also a good looking kid. But if you got put down, the world, I'm not saying the world would be a better place, but it would be more orderly. It would be more order. I mean, this kid picks his nose and fucking eats it, cuz. Yeah. Fucking what? I mean, you're all over the map, cuz.

Yeah. You don't make sense. I'm a wild kid you're a wild kid all right so that's it so i got what do you have seven out of eleven seven out of eleven so is that i wonder if like is that the percentage fit seven of eleven am i psyched up uh you might be psyched up and psyched out i don't know in school i think that'd be a passing grade i passed yeah all right good i'm psyched out i don't i think nah i don't i mean i don't know in school i think that'd be a passing grade i passed yeah i could i'm psyched out i don't i think nah i don't i mean i don't know i gotta nail all 11 you think i don't know that's what i'm gonna research real quick unless i found more i found i found 20 traits are you

20 yeah i found i found a list of robert harris 20 traits all right so what did i miss yeah let's do these there was there was pathological lying I don't lie. No. Superficial charm. Yeah. Yeah. That's a bingo. Grandiose sense of self. No. Need for stimulation.

Yes. Bingo, bingo. Cunning and manipulative. Yes. We think so. Maybe. Lack of remorse or guilt. We think so.

Yeah. No, I'm loaded with guilt, but is that from Catholicism? Or is that a mask? If it's true, no, he doesn't have it. So we go no. I'm going to go no. I'm going to believe it. All right.

I don't think you're that good an actor. Shallow emotional response. Yeah. Because I laugh when people cry. Yeah. Childishness and lack of empathy. No, I'm empathetic. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. Parasitic lifestyle. No. What's parasitic lifestyle? It means you live off other people. No. No, no, no. No. Other people live off me. Yeah. I mean, you say anything. No. What's parasitic lifestyle? It means you live off other people. No. No. No. No. Other people live off me. Yeah.

You say anything. Yeah. I mean, you're gonna get yourself fucking killed. I'm wild. You are fucking wild. But we all gotta go down sometime, right? Yeah, you're too honest to be a psychopath. I mean, or maybe that's how psychopaths are. They don't care. Maybe you don't know the danger of it because you're a psychopath. Yeah, because maybe because I don't feel the emotion. I have no remorse. Yeah, I don't know. What else we got?

This is good. Poor behavioral controls. I'm going to say, that's a bingo. Yeah, fucking, that's eating my boogers. Absolutely. Yeah. I mean, in front of other people,

cuz. So it's a trait of a psycho. You're a grown man. You're not a seven-year-old. No. Even a seven-year-old, the mother says stop it and the kid stops it.

I eat my boogs and bite my nails and I bite my fucking toenails. Yeah, I mean, my brother's brain injured. He does it once in a while. I stop him. You're going to be like, at least now you're going to hang out with him and you guys are

going to pick your noses together, guys. Fuck, walk. You're about to meet him, too. Yeah. All right, what else? Next one, sexual promiscuity. We're going to go. I'm going to let Chris answer that one.

Bingo. Pin the tail on the donkey. Early behavior problems. Early behavior problems? Early, like as a child. No. I mean, I never got in trouble. I mean, you're the one who's got thrown out of schools.

We're going to do me next. Yeah. Yeah. So no, we're going to go no. We got lack of realistic long-term goals. No. No. No.

I'm no. Impulsivity. Yeah. That's a bingo. Bingo. Bingo was his name-o. Irresponsibility. No, I mean.

I'm not going to say that either. I'm going to say, no, not to the point where you can call it nah. Not in a way. The next one is failure to accept responsibility. I'm going to go no too. No. Next, we got many short-term marital relationships. Yes.

That's a bingo. Juvenile delinquency. No. No. No. Revocation of conditional release. No. No. And criminal versatility no no so yeah you're you're not psycho not even close yeah all right let's do yannis then holy shit

let's start all right cool yannis we've got pathological lying um pathological lying no i answer this i do remember you accusing him of being a pathological liar on one of the episodes of ykwd for what what he showed up late and you said he does that all the time because he's I remember you accusing him of being a pathological liar on one of the episodes of YKWD. For what? He showed up late, and you said he does that all the time because he's a pathological liar. That's true. Yeah, well, I don't know if it's pathological lie. I'm going to say. I lied that day, though.

You did lie that day. Yeah, well, I said that I told her, and I didn't tell her. I'm going to say no on that, though, because I don't really catch him a lot. So, all right, that's so 0 for 1. Maybe I'm just fucking good. Glib and superficial charm. Glib and superficial charm. Glib and superficial charm. Yes. That's, yes.

I was like him when I was a kid. When I was young, the teacher said the same thing about me. Maybe that's why we get along so well. Maybe. I used to have people follow me. They thought I was like a cult leader. Yeah. So he's one for one.

He's one out of two. Grandiose sense of self. Absolutely. Bingo. That's a bingo. I mean, just look at his Facebook. I mean, he'll fucking tell you everything that's wrong with the world and how he's

got all the answers out of his fucking mother's basement is where he's writing this shit from. Go ahead. Need for stimulation. That's a bingo. He needs to be stimulated. I mean, he's got snooze in his lip right now. He's put chewing tobacco in his mouth right now because he needs some sense. So he's actually three out of four right now.

He's actually going a little bit. He's getting closer. All right, let's go. I actually shut down if people aren't stimulating. I don't even want to be there. I don't want to talk. I don't want to go out. The only time I'm having a good time is if someone is stimulating.

And not in like, they need to be smart. I need to be stimulating. So it's three out of four. All right, go ahead. Punning and manipulative. Absolutely. Bingo. Four out of five, he's fucking manipulates and manipulates and manipulates Until he gets his way constantly

Lack of remorse or guilt Absolutely bingo Are you kidding me You fucking punch your brother in the stomach It's self defense You kick people at the comedy show You don't kick Both times the person swung on you first

I know that sounds like a little Not accepting the responsibility There's been times when you've Because both times the person swung on me first. I know that sounds like a little not accepting responsibility. There's been times when you've accidentally sent the wrong text to, like, someone that is so. I'll never forget this. You sent a text once to the wrong guy. You sent a text to the wrong manager. And it was the worst thing you could possibly say. And you sent it.

And there was, like, a moment of silence. And then you popped at him and go, what are you gonna do? That's what you said. That's lack of remorse. I'm gonna say yes. You had no remorse on that. Zero remorse. Shallow emotional response. Shallow emotional

response. Yeah. Oh, I got you tricked. My mask is good. You got a good man i got a good man he's got it because there's times where he does give a nice emotional response but there's also times where i'm just gonna say no if it's because some of these are just like i only want to give a one when it's like as as you're asking the question um i have the example so it's like oh callousness and lack of empathy callousness and lack of empathy.

Callousness and lack of empathy. No. Yeah. No. I'm coming back. Oh, parasitic lifestyle. Parasitic lifestyle? No.

He doesn't live. No. But for a while, I mean, I lived at home. Actually, no. You know what? Yeah. You know what? Parasitic lifestyle.

Yeah. He's 48 years old. He just moved out of his house two months ago. I would say yes. I would say yes. Parasitic lifestyle. He was living in a fucking, when he did have roommates,

he was paying like $300 a fucking month. Yeah. Yeah. Parasitic lifestyle, I'd say yes. And my girlfriend was paying my rent

at that time. And his girlfriend was paying his rent. Wow, I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're seven out of nine right now. Yep, yep.

Oh, and he also, he's like a self-proclaimed dog trainer and he makes his girlfriend walk the dog at six o'clock in the morning because he doesn't want to get up. So, yeah. So, yeah, absolutely.

Parasite. Parasite. So we've got poor behavioral controls. Poor behavior. I would say poor behavioral controls. Well, he's always late. He shows up. He's always late.

So that's a Greek, though. That's a behavior problem. That's Greek, though. That's Greek. Okay. Poor behavior. But, no, if it's something, you've got to go with it. Yeah.

He's always late. You know, snooze in his you gotta go with it. Yeah. He's always late. You know, snooze in his mouth all the time. He eats so fast he chokes. It's true. A lot. Every day almost. Yeah. So I'm gonna say yes on that. Yeah. Fuck. Sexual promiscuity. Sexual promiscuity? You know, I can't

say no. Yeah. No, you've all had a girlfriend and, you know. Very restrained, yeah. Very restrained, actually, yeah. He watched a lot of porn, but he's not going after different kinds of women. No. You know? You're at 9-11, no joke intended. You want to stop the quiz right there, right?

Because you want to salute? We're at prime time for me. We're at prime time. A tear just rolled down from Zach's eyes. We kind of answered this, but early behavior problems. Early behavior problems, yes. He's been thrown out of three or four schools. So that's a guaranteed boom.

Yes, but early behavior problems, does that mean as a young kid or does that mean like in teenage years? I think they could both be considered early. Yeah, he was thrown out of schools left and right. Lack of realistic long-term goals. Yeah, I would say yes,ack of realistic long-term goals. Lack of, yeah. Yeah, I would say yes, lack of realistic long-term goals. I mean, my goal is I want to, you know, I want to become a dictator of the world. Yeah, he wants to, like, own the world.

And then, you know, he'll tell you that, you know, he can't believe why Bay Ridge Boys isn't in fucking syndication already. Like, you know, he'll tell you that Bay Ridge Boys needs to be a TV show. We got three episodes on the internet. Yeah. Impulsivity. Impulsive? No, he's more, you actually think about decisions a lot. I'm impulsive. You're not

impulsive. I think you really think about a choice. Yeah, we didn't do that one for you, but you got that one. That's a bingo for you. No, we did impulsivity. Oh, we did? Yeah, I think it was on the 11th. Yeah, I did it. I did mine, yeah. Irresponsibility. Irresponsibility. A did mine, yeah. Irresponsibility. Irresponsibility.

A little bit, cuz. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I mean, there's times where, like, you know, we'll be going to a gig, he doesn't know where it is, he'll forget to book a flight. Not a flight. Yeah, but... I constantly don't know if I'm booked. You don't know if you're booked, ever.

Yeah. The lateness is irresponsible. Yeah. What else is irresponsible You forget birthdays a lot Yeah Yeah And what about your acceptance

Do you have failure to accept Your responsibility Wait is that the next one That's the next one Failure to accept responsibility Wait so what's the verdict On this one On irresponsibility

I'm gonna say no Cause I It's not like so It doesn't jump out at you It doesn't jump out at me I fool you good Yeah Wow

Wow So what's the next one Failure to accept responsibility Yeah like so doesn't jump out at you doesn't jump out at me i fool you good yeah wow wow so all right what's this failure to accept responsibility yeah i would say yeah i would say that to me yeah i blame everybody it's never his fault it's never his fault yeah i blame everybody yeah many short-term marital relationships no not i mean not since i've known you maybe i've had long-term long-term yeah yeah yeah juvenile delinquency nope no but i mean no right you never no no yeah i'd say no i mean i've done a couple bad things but but yeah didn't get caught i guess i don't know not not too many no no no revocation of conditional release what does that really mean i don't know what that means either does that mean like you're crazy they take

you in and they let you go yeah they hold you in because uh yeah revocation of your you're released on condition of good behavior or whatever but it gets revoked because it gets revoked yeah no no no he's never even been in jail yeah and the last one is criminal versatility no no no he's never really committed a crime he got more than me though 14 out of 20 he's wow he's definitely more crazy than you. Interesting. Holy shit. Makes sense, cuz. Fuck. Yo, fucking, why don't you guys do this?

I've done these tests on the internet, and I came back an empath. Yeah. Empathetic. Nah, cuz, nah. Fuck. Not according to Robert Hare. Not according to Chrissy D. Chrissy D's the one that did that fucking thing.

You psyched up. And listen, you guys out there, you pseudo-penises out there, why don't you guys do the test and tweet it at us. Tell us what scores you guys got. Join our fucking channel at patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. We got a... Yeah, let me just piggyback off that. For the people who have, we're about to read you out.

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He's fucking half Puerto Rican. Yo, Anthony Roth, thank you so much. We appreciate that shit. Thank you. Christian Roth. Christian Roth. That's a good waspy name, no? Yeah.

Christian Roth. This next guy's going to bring a tear to my eye. Sounds like a psychopath. Christian Roth. Christian Roth killed four people. Yeah. If you saw that headline, Christian Roth kills four people. Would make sense.

Makes sense. This next guy is going to bring a tear to my eye with his name. Gerig Hummelberg. This guy is a full fucking blown. He's about the Reich. Say it again. What's his name? Gerig.

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And if anybody's out there, I asked this last week, if they know a baker and they could bake us a cake in the shape of a hyena pseudopenis, we would be greatly appreciated. And you will be honorary pseudopenis of the week, PPW. I mean... Hold up a sec. Who's the PPW? Well, the PPW of the week, I mean, nobody... Well, actually, no. You know what? You know who I'm going to give PPW? Because you have to. Who's the PPW? Well, the PPW of the week, I mean, nobody... Well, actually, no.

You know what? You know who I'm going to give PPW? Because you have to announce every week of PPW. That's your fucking responsibility from now. We just started this podcast. Yeah. Since I'm a psychopath, I'm assigning you the responsibility of who the PPW of the week is, guys. Yeah, I'm giving PPW of the week on Instagram.

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