History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 119 - Marvin Gaye was WILD

Episode Date: February 9, 2020

The Cuzzies get into the legendary songwriter and singer, the one and only Marvin Gaye! From his start as a drummer and Moonglow to his sudden death in the screwed in roller coaster of his life that still affects music today!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up, cuzzy wuzzies? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas, Bad. what's up to our ever-growing matriarchy welcome all the new hyenas into the cackle. We are growing and growing and growing and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Yanni P and Chrissy D and we're back with another episode. With another episode we are, I mean, single digits away from getting to our

1500th Patreon member which, and we've just decided here before the show starts, when we get to 2000, I will get a sex change. That's what's going to happen. That was the deal from episode one, two, or three. I don't remember. It was a long time ago,

but Chrissy did promise that if we got to 50, we'd have a sex change. 2,000, open asshole, but we're going to veto it. And if you guys are hearing the printer in the background, it's just because we're at a shanty shithole of an operation. That's what we're at. We just came from Andrew Schultz's studio where things like that don't happen. No, the difference between what Andrew Schultz has going on and what's going on here is the

difference, let's say, between Marvin Gaye and your local cover band in New Jersey. It's what it is. That's the difference. Yeah. Andrew Schultz's studio being Marvin Gaye. Yeah. Today, we're going to speak about Marvin Gaye because guess what it is.'s the difference yeah andrew schultz's studio being marvin gay yeah today we're going to speak about marvin gay because guess what it is i can't see you blurry i gotta put on my glasses ye glasses it's february it's black history month aka na mean month so for na mean month every single week we're going to talk about a famous black figure in history and

we're going to talk about them and in blackface. In blackface. Yeah, that's the twist that the Hyenas are going to do. We're going to celebrate black figures in history in blackface. Yeah, and then for the last week of February, like Chrissy said an episode or two ago, we're just going to do the history of Andrew Schultz. Yeah, it's just

what it is because you've never met a blacker kid in white skin. Yeah, it's what it is. He's a black guy doing whiteface. It's what it is because you've never met a blacker kid in white skin. Yeah, it's what it is. He's a black guy doing whiteface. It's what it is. It's what it is. So, yeah, this is our first kickoff of, yeah, me, month. Yeah. So this is a shout-out to all the black kids, all our black fans.

We got a lot. Welcome from Flagrant, too. Yeah, we're excited. Yeah, and speaking of black people, I will be in Cleveland, February 28th and 29th at Hilarity. So go to ChristyComedy.com and get tickets. I'm going will be in Cleveland, February 28th and 29th at hilarity. So go to Christie comedy.com and get tickets. I'm going to be in Cleveland. Yeah.

And I will be at Gotham comedy club in New York city with Sergio and Mike February 21st and 22nd. Get those tickets. Tickets are moving. You hear that potential agents. Yanni's a little dip, but he's coming right back. Coming right back.

And I'll also be at point pleasant, New Jersey at uncle Vinnie's at February 28th and 29th with Mike Suarez. So get those fucking tickets. Historyhyenas.com as well for all our ticket sales and our merch and everything else. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys to be part of the matriarchy in a way bigger way where you get extra content. Now, listen, cuz. Okay? Let me just be honest with you.

You got us. We had to do a sketch today for Fuhrer Schultz, for Emperor Schultz. Sorry, I can't say Fuhrer anymore because you tweeted out a picture of me, got mad. So you can't do that anymore. We gotta control the ecosystem. We gotta control the ecosystem.

You can't, yeah, because if we start, keep saying that the fans are gonna say that, he already doesn't like Alt-Right Andy, which Charlamagne gave him. Yeah, it's funny. It was funny to sit in a meeting with him today. Instead of calling him Mussolini, let's just call him Frida. Yeah, let's just say Frida. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's just, yeah. So Warlord Schultz, Warlord Schultz today, what he did is he is now, yeah, he's doing for content, he's bought a village in the Congo. No. And so it will be, you know it would be fucking great and what i think we should do do you know how like super bowl um or super bowl pastor uh super bowl pass by now right so patrick mahomes won uh the kansas city chiefs won so i'm just gonna say that yeah because he's half black half white and that's what uh he's got a healthier immune system that's what nature wants is you to procreate outside your race we've spoken about that so that's what'm just going to say that. Yeah, because he's half black, half white, and he's got a healthier immune system.

That's what nature wants is you to procreate outside your race. We've spoken about that. So that's what I'm going to say. He won. And also Jimmy Garoppolo bangs porn stars, and the kid's too cute to be a Super Bowl champ. That is true. And what Chrissy's saying is true.

The farther away from your gene pool you reproduce, the better it is for the children, the healthier their immune system. Nature wants diversity. They want diversity. So does Hollywood. Yeah, so does Hollywood. Yeah. Nature wants diversity. They want diversity. So does Hollywood. Yeah, so does Hollywood. Yeah. Nature wants diversity.

So do college applicants. That's what it is. Yes. So Vanity is late. And that's, yeah. And it's just what it is. Let's just yell at her for real and see what happens. No, no, no, no.

No, but yeah. I mean, that'd be fun. Yeah, no, but Vanity, yeah. You yell at her because it's out of character for you. Come on. The fans want it. And on the group chat, you know, she's going to know her place. Yeah, she's going to know her place.

Yeah, you just push the buttons, lady. Yeah, but listen. If you just really yelled at her right now, it would be really funny. And then we'll tell you what you can. But come on. Come on. Do a character piece. No, I can't do it.

Chrissy, you can do it. It's funny for you that the hardest thing for you to play is mean. You can't play mean. You keep all your mean thoughts secret. Yeah, I can't do it. My blood pressure is too high already. Come on. Please yell at her. Yeah, I can't do it. My blood pressure's too high already. Come on, please, Skeletor. No, I can't do it. Who knows if it's even her? It might not even be her, because it's taken...

She's taken... The time she's taken to come up the stairs, it's like Mike is here again. I know it's taken a little bit. This is Mike Bush length of time to come up the stairs. Because this will be really funny if you do it. No, I can't do it. Why not? I don't want to. Please. You do it. Make Andrew do it. I do it every day. You do it for real. I don't know where she is. What is she doing? She's looking for the check from Theo's Fetish.

Yeah. Ya sespedia. Still hasn't come yet. Ya sespedia. Ya sespedia. I love Andrew Schultz. I love what he's doing. I love the studio.

I absolutely love Andrew Schultz. Go watch my special Blow in the Light, Andrew. It's on YouTube. Andrew produced it. Go, Chris. No, I'm not going to do it. They want- Fetish, where are you?

Where were you? No, this is the real episode. This is the real episode that we're going to do for 55 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm dead ass. And yeah, Chris, what do you have to say? No, that's no.

They're trying to make me yell at you. I can't do it. Not on my Lulu's. What's the they from? Oh, sorry. I'm just I refer it because we're all babies. Yeah. Yeah. I try to get him to yell at, I refer it because we're all babies. Yeah. Yeah.

I try to get him to yell at you for content because it'd be funny, but he can't do it. I can't do it. I can't yell at women. You can't. And let's say slice the garlic too thin. Yeah. Okay. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

What we were saying, oh, so what I wanted to say was what I think we should do in light of the San Francisco 49ers losing the Super Bowl. Why don't, you know how people always send to like these African villages, like San Francisco 49ers losing the Super Bowl. You know how people always send to these African villages like San Francisco 49 Super Bowl shirts? Why don't we send History Hyena shirts there? Why don't we just send merch there? Let's do that. Why don't we send all the merch that's sitting in our fucking apartment buildings?

Why don't we send it to the Congo? And then we'll get pictures of just these kids with the History Hyena shirts on and we'll tell them we won the Super Bowl. Yeah, I love that. Because they don't fucking know what's going on. They don't know what's going on. They don't know what's going on. They don't know what's going on. All they're doing is listening to Flagrant 2, figuring out what's going on.

Because make no mistake, that kid is overseas. He's big in Africa. Flagrant 2 is big in Africa. He's big in India. Because we had some funny jokes today when we were waiting. We said Akash Singh, he's never going to be able to sell more tickets than he will at his wedding. Yeah, no. Because Indians got big weddings.

Yeah, I mean, he could sell out Town Hall with his family. Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing. But it's funny. We love Akash. Akash, out Town Hall with his family. Yeah. Because here's the thing. But it's funny. We love Akash. Akash, if you're out there, we love you. Here's the thing.

If you're out there. Here's the thing. And I'm just being honest here. I'm just saying a fact. Yeah. If you're Asian or South Asian, just start doing comedy. Just do it. If you don't want to work a real job and you want to have a great life, just start doing comedy.

Because there's a billion Asians and there's a billion South Asians. So you're guaranteed 200 people to show up to your show. I know that white guys, especially straight white guys, have done very well in the entertainment business. I know. And I know they still are. I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm aware.

I know all that. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yes, I agree. But if you're Asian or South Asian, if you're Indian, and when you say Asian or South Asian, I know what you're talking about. I mean Indian. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Indian, Pakistani. That's what South Asian is. Okay, yeah, because I don't know, because they're all just the enemy to me. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. South Asian. Wait, so, Gene, I'm just kidding around.

South Asian encompasses Pakistani and Indians. They hate each other. Asian and South Asian people in entertainment. It's more impressive to me now, if you're not winning awards or getting specials or selling tickets, if you're not doing it, it's more impressive than if you're doing it. I mean, if you, you got a billion people, I mean, you can't, you can't get a hundred people in a fucking room to come see you. Yeah. You better be able to do that. I think in 2020 at minimum, you're going to get a hundred, 200 to show up just out of support. Like, you know, like we've said before, it's like you have an indistinct

thing. So it's like you got to be funny. Yeah, I got to be funny. You got to be funny. But usually that's who ends up coming to our shows is the people that look like us most. Unfortunately, that's the era we live in. Which I kind of like. So you got a lot of people coming to see you. A lot of them got the first name

Colleen or Camille and the last name is Spadaduchis. I'll tell you that. I got a lot of Spadaduchis. I'll tell you this with my fan base i went to the new york new york knicks game yesterday and they were celebrating chinese new year and they had a chinese people their chinese people come out and do like a new year thing for the halftime show and i just started i put a message of them up and i just put hashtag coronavirus yeah and it was majority people just laughing because our fans just think that's funny. But I did get a few raisins in there that said what you're doing is highly offensive and you're stupid and you don't know what the coronavirus could do. And I'm like, yeah,

I'm kidding. But if I was if I was another kind of comedian, then I wouldn't be able to do that. Or I could say it and I would be canceled for it. But our fans think it's funny and I appreciate that. Yeah, exactly. And and I'm Greek. There's only it's just me and Venetia. That's the only Greeks that there are. It's me and Venetia. That's it. Yeah. So it's like I either the only way that I can get Greeks come to my show is if Greeks decide they want to have more sex. And I figured out that that couldn't happen. So what I did is I just became a Puerto Rican woman. It's just what it is. So I could I became another ethnicity just to get it up just to get puerto ricans to come to my show yeah one of the best shows on television right now is on netflix it's called the rise of the ottoman empire and it's just about the ottoman smashing the greeks because if you took out your peony and went pewing for that i'm not your friend anymore yeah i went i went a little pewing for that i've been eating uh i've been eating a lot of yogurt and bananas because they're high in potassium which uh negates the sodium and lowers the blood pressure and i've been watching that getting real calm i I've took my blood pressure in the middle of a fight in an

Ottoman empire when somebody was smashing a Greek skull off a stone and calling him a goat fucker in maybe, I swear to God in 15th century Istanbul, they're calling him a goat fucker. And my blood pressure was the lowest it was all day. Yeah. You see, I don't think I could watch that because I, I am one of those militant Greeks. Like when I see that, it really brings out a fire in me and I want to do something about it. Yeah. But the truth is you got a bad shoulder and you're in your mid 40s. So you can't do anything.

That's the trouble with it. That's the trouble with it. And your blood pressure is borderline. My blood pressure is a little elevated. It's elevated. But here's the thing. But you live in the woods. I live in the woods.

I live in New Hampshire. Yeah. If any of those dirty Turks come and they try to take Yaya's cookies. It's cookies it's not gonna happen they're gonna have to come through me to get to venetia it's one because i'm gonna protect my greek princess it's just what it is look at us look at us instead of doing the sound effects we'll just do it with our mouth yeah just so we don't make all the new fans here for it yeah all the new fans from firing the kid i we don't want to make you upset yeah we got new fans from firing the kid new fans from tiger belly new fans from Fighter and the Kid, new fans from Tiger Belly, new fans from Girls Gotta Eat, all the new fans. Thank you guys so much for the support.

It's just really been good. But most importantly, thank you to Thomas Santagato, our digital marketer. You're the real hero here. Everyone else can get fired. You're the real hero. The staff doesn't laugh at it. I'm just kidding. Just kidding.

It's a way shunk, Shen. It's a way shunk, Shen, but the kid's important. Our manager's on the hot seat. Yeah. The truffle pig is not necessary. Yeah, and you can say that freely because he doesn't listen to this anyway. He doesn't listen to it at all. You know what he said to me today?

I know he's not listening to this. I said, my special hit 100,000. He goes, hey, great. Can you send me those numbers so I can send them to Doug? I said, it's, you know, I sent him the link. I said, you could just send him the link. He goes, no, he already seen the special. I said, Doug, the numbers.

Truffle Pig. Truffle Pig. Yeah, the numbers for what the special is is under the video. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. So he didn't even know that YouTube, the count of the videos was underneath the video.

Well, I just want to give a shout out. We just got to let Andrew Schultz be our manager. It's just what it is. I want to just give a shout out to all the fans that came out to the Celebrity Theater in Atlantic City, New Jersey. I appreciate you guys selling out. It was a great show. And it was a beautiful opportunity for me.

So thank you. And our manager, the Truffle Pig, texted me Monday morning. He was like, how was your weekend? What did you do? So it's nice that I have to give him 10% of that. Now, when he didn't even know where I was. forgot i sold it to theater yeah he did because of the history hyena fans yeah yeah so it's just it's becoming now we're straddled in two worlds here guy it's like we're after seeing what what emperor schultz is doing with his studio it's like who do we really

need but each other and the agent yeah we just need each other. Yeah. It's all we care about is each other. Speaking of needing people. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. Okay. So we're editing it? Yeah.

Just edit it in. Yeah. Just hurry up. Yeah. Thank you. Cause we gotta go. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, the truth is fucking, we're not going to get ads here anyway. After what we saw Schultz's studio look like, it's like that. It's so beautiful. The kid's on a spaceship. No matter, it's like, we're just, you know, like, we're wearing a fucking Greyhound bus with a t-shirt on the headrest.

It's actually. So it's just, it doesn't matter. It actually doesn't matter at all. Can you say that in a cast? Say the kid's on a spaceship wearing a Greyhound bus. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we're just in a Greyhound bus that's got a t-shirt on the headrest. The kid's in a fucking spaceship. I mean, it looked like a handball court. It looked like a fucking fully fledged handball court. It looked like an indoor racquetball court. Did you stop? Just keep going. This is fine. All fine for the podcast. Yeah, so we got that already. We already said,

okay, so we said it. It's on the mics. There's no reason to stop it at all. So we're just going to keep going. His studio looks like a high-class squash court. Yeah. It looks like a bunch of white guys with wooden tennis rackets are about to walk in there and do business. His studio looks like it's years in the future, and we look like we're in the past. Yeah. It's just what it is.

What did you just call it? We look like we're in a Greyhound bus. We look like we're in a Greyhound bus with a t-shirt on the headrest, and he looks like he's in a spaceship on another planet in another galaxy. Yeah. So the truth of the situation is you got to just know what's going on here and i mean yeah painting the walls gray in this shit box it doesn't make a difference we're doing a podcast from a shoebox with that's got roaches and that you know you know you have to walk a four-flight you know we don't have the kind of health our staff is not healthy enough to walk

up four flights to do this thing so the truth is we're probably going to be moving to emperor schultz's spaceship and everyone's coming with us. If Schultz says okay. If he says it okay, because we don't want to do the podcast on Wayfair desks anymore. Yeah. It's just what it is. I mean, the fact that Schultz broke the back of one of those chairs is not a good sign. No. Because that kid looks like he's got the coronavirus and he looks like he's had it for a while. Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean, we just, this is just, it's just gotta, things have just gotta change. Okay, so today we're gonna talk about Marvin Gaye, who by the way, isn't gay. I thought the kid was gay the whole time. I thought that's why his name was Marvin Gaye. Yeah. I used to call him Marvin the Gay. Marvin the Gay, because that's what you probably

thought, yeah. And he spells gay wrong, G-A-Y-E. He does, oh, he puts an E on the end? He puts an E on the end, it makes it even gayer. It makes it, yeah, it makes it French. Yeah, so Marvin Gaye, fantastic singer. Not a Frenchman. Oh, by the way, Marvin Gaye added the E on the end of his name later in life. So that's just what happens when you get really famous and you're an artist. You start to do wild shit. Like the fact, I know Prince is an icon, but the fact that he used to just go by his symbol,

it's just he's a mentally ill man. But it's why he's so talented, you know, is because mental illness is usually artistic and creative. But make no mistake, it's a he's a he's a mentally ill man but it's why he's so talented you know it's because mental illness is usually artistic and creative but make no mistake it's a mental illness even what we do is mentally absolutely but he was actually ahead of his time in a lot of ways because that was an androgynous symbol that he had up there and that was before the kind of gender is fluid movement so you got to admit prince was a little ahead of his time oh no no i'm not i'm a huge prince fan i think he's great but i'm just saying that know, a guy who's not mentally ill, granted, they're not going to be creative, but they're not going to do. They're not going to add ease on their name, you know?

Yeah, they're not going to do that. But Prince, God, how fantastic was Prince? Prince was great. Do you think Prince's half ball, half ball, halftime performance at the Super Bowl that he performed at most recently was the best halftime performance. I think it was the best one. I think it might have been. And it was raining, and it was just like he started playing Purple Rain, and he's just going like, this little squeak. Yeah.

Because he is a squeak. Are we going to do a squeak month, too? Yeah. We should do a squeak. We should do a squeak month. We should do a squeak month. Why don't we do squeak September? Yeah, we should do squeak September.

Because he might have been the most talented Squeak. Prince might have been the most talented. Billy Joel's a talented Squeak. He's a talented Squeak, too. Most talented kids are Squeaks. Yeah, a lot of them are. A lot of comedy. You have to work because you're not getting any attention at all because you're a Squeak.

Ben Stiller's a Squeak. Ben Stiller's a Squeak. Yeah, there's a lot. Ben Stiller had famous parents, but he is a good actor and great guy. Oh, he's hilarious. He's hilarious. He's got naturally talent, but. Great, great talent.

I mean, make no mistake, the kid's 5'3". He's a squeak. He's a squeak. Tom Hardy's squeak. DiCaprio's squeak. Yeah. Oh, is DiCaprio a squeak? DiCaprio's, I mean, he's not a tall guy, but he's, yeah.

He's like 5'10", right? Tom Hardy's a squeak. He's a squeak for real. He's a squeaky squeaky. Yeah, but Prince was like, the reason why Prince died is because he's wearing heels. Yeah. He was wearing lifts, and it hurt his hips because he was dancing in lifts. Yeah.

So, I mean, squeaks – it's very random and seldom that a squeak is okay with being a squeak. That's what makes squeaks so funny. Yeah, because they just – every single day they wake up, and no matter how happy they are, when they hit – when it takes them an extra two seconds for their feet to hit the floor from the bed, they just remember their squeak. Yeah. And whenever you're talking to squeak, you can always notice that a squeak always lifts up on his tippy toes. He does calf raises while he talks to you because he's just trying to get up there a little bit. It's just what it is.

Yeah. So Marvin Gaye, we're not sure if he was a squeak or not. His nickname was the Prince of Saul. He was born in 1939 in Washington, D.C. Good city. Black city. They call it Chocolate City. And he died April 1st, 1984, four months before before Chrissy D was born, which is unfortunate. It was unfortunate. Look, I don't even know how old a lot of you guys

are listening to this, but I'm sure you've heard about sexual healing. Is there a more famous American song than sexual healing? Maybe Hey Macarena. Macarena is a good one. Might be the only one that comes close. Yeah. The National Anthem. The National Anthem is a big one. The National Anthem, Hey Macarena, and sexual healing may be the three most famous.

And Daddy Shark. Yeah. Yeah. Daddy Shark. Dude, dude, dude. Baby Shark. Baby Shark. Sorry.

But it gets to Daddy Shark. Let's get it on. Let's get it on in sexual healing. How many babies, how many babies do you think were made to those two songs? I'll tell you, I'll take it even a step further. It just makes you horny, Let's Get It On, because Let's Get It On is in the movie Austin Powers. And when I used to watch Austin Powers when I was a kid, I would start spanking my monkey when Let's Get It On played when he was banging Frau Farbizna.

You did like that. I liked it when Dr. Evil would get it on with Frau. Now, it's pretty funny. Like, do you ever bang out to, do you ever bang out? You're not a make love type of kid. You're more of a, you got a system and you stick to it. I stick to it. You're like the Greg Popovich of banging out chicks.

You got a system and you stick to it. Yeah, I got a system and I stick to it. And the system's changed a little bit now because now it's invited in guys. But it is a strict system where it's sort of like this position this position yeah and at the end over we do this this this and that's it and at the end you you you water the flowers it's what it is yeah at the end it's always the same kind of thing it's always the same lines yeah it's the same shit yeah i mean you're you run a princeton offense i run a princeton offense yeah it's just these are my moves yeah you know and then i kind of can't really differentiate i can't deviate i'm sorry from the from the game

plan so you're not really a guy who could put on like let's get it on or sexual healing while you're while you're having sex while you're getting because that's that's all about like r&b rhythm like black guy making love where you're going babe get on the floor babe yeah babe it's like yeah what do you need me to do it's like i you know get on the love sack and then we're just gonna do this let me put the condom on and take it off, and then we'll just do this. Yeah. Thinking about white guys bone into Marvin Gaye is a funny thing. It's funny, yeah.

That would be, I think eventually you'll be able to have viral videos where people are, it's like porn because we've seen everything else. Yeah. That would be a funny hidden camera show to make white guys bang out to Marvin Gaye. Yeah, and just see what happens. And go like sexual hitting, and just watch him not have everything else. Yeah. That would be a funny hidden camera show. Yeah. To make white guys bang out to Marvin Gaye. Yeah. And just watch them go like sexual hitting and just watch them not have any moves. Yeah. Because white guys cannot dance.

They can't. Yeah. That's a stereotype that's just true. Yeah. Have you ever gone to like a wedding and seen like every white wedding I've been to. We cannot dance. I mean, watching the parents and aunts dance. Everyone looks like they're being electrocuted.

Everyone looks like they're like being burned with a car cigarette lighter. They're just fucking jerking around. White people just can't figure it out. Have you guys ever seen Chrissy D hit the dance floor? I can't dance. It looks violent. Yeah. Yeah.

It looks violent. Yeah. Yeah. You got weird feet. I got weird feet. That's why every time I'm having sex, I keep my socks and high heels on. You got feet that belong in glass slippers. It's just what it is.

Because your feet belong in stripper, in clear heels. Yo, Marvin Gaye sang in his father's church and in the moon glows. You ever heard of the moon glows? Let's just be honest. It sounds like a hair product. It does. Let's just be honest. It's not racist.

Does it have a waist on sheen? No. It does. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, because it's not mean month. It's celebrating. And black people have a way, Sean Sheehan? No. Oh, it does. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, because it's not Mean Month. It's celebrating. And black people, they got that good hair, they got that different hair, and they got hair product.

They got hair. Black people, they try to get those waves, and they use product. They use product. That's what it is. But yeah, there's black barbers and white barbers, and that's just the way that it is. Yeah. Black guys, we said it before, we'll say it again, black guys love a washcloth. There's just some different cultural things that we need to celebrate

It's just what it is And let's be honest, any single black R&B artist or singer At some point comes from the church It's just, yeah The black church is kind of like the minor leagues for R&B singers As a matter of fact, because it's Black History Month, not Mean Month here on the podcast Why don't you guys go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys And if you're one of our black fans, please

especially do this. Send us a picture of your washcloth or hashtag washcloth, hashtag washrag. Or if you're not black and you want to just celebrate and you just want you guys, I want you guys to send us pictures of the washcloth you're using. Go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Put it on the community board or you can post it and we'll take

or you can go follow us at History Ahinas and we'll post the five best washcloths that we got. That's a great idea. Please let us see your washcloths. Let us see your washcloths and for not mean month. Yeah, to celebrate not mean month, let's see your do-rags and your washcloths. That's what it is. And if our white listeners are hocking about the white guys and you post a picture, we know you're lying. We know you're lying.

Yeah, we know you're fucking lying. That's a great thing. Marvin Gaye was one of six kids. He was one of six kids and his father was strict as fuck And his father was a reverend Reverend Marvin Gaye Sr. He should be just Reverend Marvin even gayer

Yeah Yeah And he Marvin Gaye His first marriage He married a cougar His first wife was like What 16, 17

16 years older No more than that Marvin Gaye's dad Married an older woman cougar. His first wife was like, what, 16 years older? No, more than that. Marvin Gaye's dad married an older woman? No, Marvin Gaye's first wife. Oh, Marvin Gaye Jr. It was 17 years old. No, no, no. That was his second wife who was 17 years old, but his first

wife was six years his senior. So are we talking about, wait, not as gay Marvin or even gay or Marvin? You said 17 years his senior. So are we talking about, wait, not as gay Marvin or even gay or Marvin? You said 17 years his senior. Oh, my bad. We're going to call Marvin gay junior. We're going to call Marvin gay with the episodes about. We're going to call him not as gay Marvin. And then his dad is even more

gay Marvin. So not as gay Marvin, aka Marvin gay junior with his episodes about, his first wife was how many years older? Only six. Venetia wrote it bad in the notes. She wrote it bad in the about, has a wife. His first wife was how many years older? Only six. Venetia wrote it bad in the notes. Wrote it bad in the notes, but six years.

She's late. She's made a mistake. Chris, discipline her. Here's another thing that Greeks like to do is I like to marry way younger women. Yeah. Here's the new nicknames for us, by the way, now.

You're Yanni the goat fucker and I'm Chrissy Constantinople. Yeah. It's just what it is. Was it really fun for you to watch the Greeks get fucked? Yeah, just get And then they were calling them goat fuckers

While they were chopping their heads off And throwing them off the cliffs of Constantinople Yeah, it makes me fucking angry It's what it is But you guys got worked Because we got worked We got Manette II came in with his Muslim fucking shit

And worked you I know That's why Greeks just have a tough time with Turks It's just what it is With Turks We just have And to be honest, we got a lot in common with blacks

because we were enslaved for 400 years. They were enslaved for 400 years. It's like we got a lot in common with blacks. And we got a lot of the same stereotypes, too. Actually, Greeks, they call it Greek time because we're always late. Okay. Obviously, CP time. We also

whatchamacallit. Another big one. Our stereotype is we get, it's wrong, but we get called lazy, which is horrible. Black people also get called lazy. You know, the Greeks, they say the same shit about Greeks, they do black. Guess what? It's all wrong, it's all bullshit. Blacks and Greeks are the hottest, sexiest, coolest

and we're taking over the planet together. If there was more Greeks, we could help you, but there's just not enough. There's not enough Greeks, and you guys also love to just like, you're your own worst enemy. You love to just, your mind stops you. We get in our own way a little bit. You get in your own way a lot. We get in our own way a lot. You guys like to just face your own tails.

Yeah, that's what we gotta get. You gotta get in bed. You gotta get in business with a nice, clean German who's just emotionless, but pretends like he cares. That's what it is. That's what you need. That's what it is. And I got me one.

I'm Chrissy Facades. You're Chrissy? What did we say you were? Chrissy Jukesbox. I'm Chrissy Jukesbox. For no reason. It makes no sense. It makes no sense, but it's a keeper.

It's a keeper. So. Chrissy Jukesbox. Is that first wife was Barry Gordy's sister? Yes. Now, is Barry Gordy the guy who pissed on a stripper? Probably. He was the music mogul guy. Oh, that's Chuck Berry.

Somebody pissed on a stripper. Chuck Berry has lots of women and peeing stories. He's the one who had a restaurant where he was recording women in the bathroom. Got it. Yikes. That's illegal. Yikes. Can't do that. Can't do that. Getting peed on, it's never happened to me, but it's kind of like, why do we have belly buttons?

You know what I mean? I just don't get it. During sex, you want to just piss in one. You want to make it like a little pool for ants? Yeah, just why not? Yeah. I don't know, because it's like if, you know, I bet you getting peed on is not the worst thing that could happen. What would you rather be?

Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you an honest question. It's like if, you know, I bet you getting peed on is not the worst thing that can happen. What would you rather be? Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you an honest question. And this is, you know, would you rather be, would you rather have a guy pee on your back or cum on your face? That's a good question. Hold on. That's why stupid questions should be coming back with new questions by Chrissy D. Wait a second.

Would you rather have a guy pee on your back or cum on your face? One is appropriate in society. I'm easily going pee on the back. That's an easy one. The guy's Tom Hardy, as always. Yeah, I'm going to pee on the back easy. That's actually a no-brainer. Pee on the back. That's actually a no-brainer.

What about pee on your face or cum on your face? Oh, fuck. That's a better question. Okay, let's change the question. Oh, fuck. That's a tough one. Well, you're supposed to be sterile, so just go with it. No.

But cum smells like chlorine. Yeah, but pee really is gross. Oh, fuck. That's a tough one. Well, you're supposed to be sterile, so just look at what you're doing. No. But cum smells like chlorine. Yeah, but pee really is gross. Ah, fuck. But cum, I mean, is sexual. Ah, fuck. What would Marvin Gaye think? People think that peeing on you is sexual as well, so it depends on what you're into. What goes wrong in the

brain for that? What goes wrong in the brain where you're mixing bowel movements with sex? I don't get it. Very good question. Yeah, I mean, it's weird, right? I think boredom at that point. No, it's about humiliation and feeling humiliated. The human brain, when it comes to sexuality,

is fucking wild. It's wild. It is crazy. I do not like getting peed on, and I don't want to pee on anyone, but I do want to to pee on anyone. Right. But I do want to put a foot in my mouth. Yeah, you do want to put a foot in your mouth. No, it's just we're back.

Sorry. Yeah, we're just back. Cackles all over that. Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell, they became a singing duet, and they toured the country. And guess what song they had? Ain't No Mountain High Enough. Ain't No Mountain High Enough is a good song.

Another hit. That's what I brought up, because Ain't No Mountain High Enough, people don't realize that that's even less Marvin Gaye's even less marvin gay that's marvin not as gay junior right it's uh that's marvin gay without the e that's marvin gay that's marvin i'm really gay yeah marvin uh marvin gay that's elis marvin gay was coming up at a time where like let's be honest substance abuse was a part of being in the in the in the music industry a lot of these kids were doing blow they would do drugs yeah it's just what it is marvin gay was no exception kids yeah and then and then what happened was is um denise gorder um marvin marvin then got remat marvin got married

again then to this woman anna i don't know what her last name is, but anyway. No, what does it say? Anna's niece, Denise Gorder. I want to, because basically Marvin Gaye. The thing, Anna was the mother of his actual, his adopted son. Of his adopted son. Yeah. Anna was his wife's niece.

Niece. And then Denise Gorder, when she was 17, she had a baby and Marvin and Anna adopted that baby. And they named him Marvin gay, the third. And my question is, is the reason I'm bringing it up. It's like your last name's gay. At what,

at what point are you just going to say like, you know what, let's just name this kid Marvin Johnson. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Cause if your name's gay, you're going to get made fun of at school.

It's just what it is. But that's why you added the E. You think at times he was like your name's gay. You're going to get made fun of at school. It's just what it is. But that's why he added the E. You think at times he was like, it's not gay, it's guy? I think at some point he was saying, it's gay-y. Gay-y. Yeah, then he went, it's gay-y. It's funny to talk about Marvin Gaye without the E and Marvin Gaye with the E. I like Marvin Gaye's work with the E more than without the E.

Yeah, I think he really grew into his own when he added the E. I think he really grew into his own when he added D.E. Do you think that the community, the people that lived in the 1970s and 80s in Ridgewood, New York, had a problem going to a Marvin Gaye concert? I think a few of them were that stupid. Yeah, they were going, wait, check it out. I'm not going to see this kid. It's finuck, yeah. I mean, what do you think?

What is fucking Freddie Mercury over here? I mean, I like the guy's song. I'll be honest with you. Sexual Healing is a good song. It's a very powerful song. But I'm telling you, I'm not going to listen to no gay singer. 1973 was a big, big, huge, Julia Roberts voice,

huge year for Marvin Gaye, because he released Let's Get It On, and that song went to number one. And I would say, see, for me, I think Ain't No Mountain High Enough is a song I've heard more, but you think Let's Get It On is by far, it's not even debatable, his most famous song? That's a toss-up. I think that would be, that's actually another good question.

You're Chrissy Good Questions today. I'm Chrissy Questions today. Yeah, because that's another good question. Sexual Healing, Let's Get It On, it's one of those two. And Ain't No Mountain High Enough. Yeah, but it's definitely of the most popular ones, like the biggest hits. Like, it's one of two. I mean, Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On,

they're probably one of the top five, ten most famous American songs, period. Now, let me ask you, you were a seven-year-old kid, but do you remember when Marvin Gaye died? Was it huge news? He died in 82? 84. He died in 84. You have no memory.

Like, you don't know if the world stopped that day or anything like that. I was too little. I didn't even know. I'm trying to gauge and get our listeners, like how famous, how big of a star was Marvin Gaye? Huge. Like, in the modern day, what like that. I was too little. I didn't even know. I'm trying to gauge and get our listeners. How big of a star was Marvin Gaye? Huge. The modern day what? Huge. What's an equivalent of what he was, of who's famous

now? What was he? More than George Michael. And George Michael was a big star. But I'm saying the young kids would know. Was it like Lil Nas X? Yeah. It would be like The Weeknd. It would be like The Weeknd. Okay, The Weeknd. It would be like The Week it would be like the weekend it would be like the weekend if the weekend got killed but even bigger though i think even bigger than the weekend no

marvin gaye um he's iconic he's an icon and he was an icon even then um who would who would be the equivalent drake drake like drake good i think thank you drake drake drake andrew knew because he wanted to shout out a fellow jill yeah that that's what it is. That's why he said Drake. Yeah, so that's how big, and the tragic way in which he died must have been big news. We'll get to that. I like the way he got into the business, though. You could tell he was a little savvy, right? Because, yeah, he'd come from a home with a lot of siblings.

His dad was abusive. His dad was hard-nosed. Then he marries this chick who's six years his senior, who happens to be a record industry executive So he kind of knew what he was doing Then he becomes a drummer Talk about starting from the bottom Talk about starting from the mailroom

Imagine being in a band and you have Marvin Gaye as your drummer He started out as the drummer Which is sort of the same story of the guy from Nirvana What's his name again? Who ended up- Dave Grohl No, Dave Grohl was a drummer of one band, and he was great at that, but then Dave Grohl became a star with the Foo Fighters.

But with Marvin Gaye, he starts as a drummer. He was a drummer for Stevie Wonder, the Supremes, the Marvelettes, Martha and the Vandellas. He started as a drummer, and then he rose to be his own guy. To become a star. Let me say something.

In 1982, this is another big year because this is when he released Sexual Healing. And it became actually a comeback hit for him because he dipped a little bit because it's got to be drugs and alcohol. I mean, the kid, when you're that famous of a singer and you're getting so much attention from all these people, you just got to get into a little booze and a little cocaine and a little heroin. And you just start to do it, especially in your LA in the 80s. You just start to have a little bit of a good time. It was the 70s and the 80s was like everybody's parents, everybody's, everybody who was a comedian, everybody who was in entertainment, a lot of athletes, everyone was doing drugs.

It's just what it is. I mean, the 60s, 70s, and 80s, I think that was before everyone really knew how bad drugs affected you. Everyone was having a good time. I mean, there were ads for cigarettes. By the way, let me just tell you something, guys, right now. I know you guys know this.

But the way how cigarettes were promoted, like this is just a good, healthy lifestyle, that I think should start to happen. Like how people would just watch cigarette ads and how like they're like oh it must not be that bad if the government's promoting it you should really sugar is worse than cigarettes like the fact that there's skittles commercials is a is as devious more devious as cigarettes i mean it's true like so you can't have like it's so bad for you it's just the thing that kills

everybody you know it was so much money in it what was it it must have been five six years ago maybe we can look it up five six years ago seven maybe where that whole study came out like directly linking causally linking sugar to cancer yeah the same way uh cigarettes was linked to cancer it was everywhere right nobody cared nobody cared it just came and went so and it it was scandalous too because the articles were about the sugar lobby was suppressing this information the same way the tobacco lobby was right but nobody cared the same way why is it because everyone loves sweets everyone loves sweets and i gotta be honest with, because I've had high blood pressure, unfortunately, do you know what food I'm going to have to start eating, according to the doctor?

Sushi. You're going to have to start eating more sushi? I said, but doc, but we're at war. I live, you know, because I went to the doctor. You said, doc, but we're at war? I said, we're at war. Because the doctor said, listen. The doctor said to me, listen, this was in Ridgewood last week.

He said, I know we're still at war with the Japanese. He said, but the only way to get this pressure down is you got to eat their food. I said, but it's enemy food. How are we going to get it into America? You got to be tainted. He said, I know a guy. Yeah. So you're in a crossroads.

You got a real Sophie's Choice right now. I'm eating the enemy's food. Unfortunately, it's the only way to get the pressure down. Yeah. Wow. So you want to go for some sushi after this? Yeah, I'm going to go for some sushi, but I do have six spots you do have a lot of spots okay so let me just let me just say uh that marvin gaye sang all these songs sexual healing came out he was kind of like he was 44 years old

he was kind of in singers can keep singing for another 20 years and then unfortunately um what's the date what day did he get killed he killed in 84. It just says at 1238 p.m. 84, 1984. I know, but what day? I don't know. That was Pacific time, too. Oh, April 1st. 1238 Pacific time.

April 1st, 1984, 1238 Pacific Standard Time, Martin Gay Jr., a.k.a. Martin Not As Gay, was shot and killed by Martin Gay Sr., a.k.a. Martin Even More Gay, even gayer, and he was pronounced dead at 101. He was shot in the heart and then the left shoulder. And at first, the father was saying he acted in self-defense.

But later he got convicted of voluntary manslaughter. But then all charges were then dropped to – I'm sorry. He got convicted of involuntary manslaughter. But then the charges were dropped to voluntary manslaughter because the Marvin Gay Sr. had a brain tumor. And they were able to say that the brain tumor caused. Well, did he really have a brain tumor? He must have had a brain tumor. And that really can cause impulsiveness.

That's actually one of the main things. Yeah. But although he was abusive towards Marvin his whole life. Yeah. But the brain tumor. Yeah. The guy who ended up shooting up that tower or whatever, we should do an episode about that. He had a brain tumor, and I think that's what –

What tower? I think that was Kent or one of those guys. Texas. Texas had a brain tumor. Yeah. And we should do an episode about that. Because that's an interesting thing for Justice. It's like he did the deed, but it's like you take the tumor out, he's actually – he's going to live with that.

He's an upstanding member of society. Right. I mean, you know, it's like psychopathy brought on by brain injury from the tumor. Well, that's what I think used to happen to a lot of ancient rulers. Like they would get syphilis or something that would affect their brain, and they would start to act a certain way at the end of their life that wasn't like them in the beginning. It's because something was affecting their brain. It was out of their control.

Certainly, you can't say that CT had nothing to do with Aaron Hernandez. Aaron Hernandez, yeah. I mean, the decisions that guy was making, you have to have CT. I mean, he takes this guy who's a friend. He drives him up to like three minutes from his house, you know, kills him, goes back with the gun, surveillance camera. I mean, the guy was the stupidest crime ever and that he even killed the guy. Right. And then he killed the other two guys for spilling a drink on him at a club.

CT. I mean, that's CT, man. Even if you're a criminal, who's that stupid? Who's truly that crazy and stupid? You just signed a $40 million contract. Yeah. And then you murdered two guys. That's CTE.

And the woman, when they autopsied his body, she said that it was the worst case of CTE she's seen in a 27-year-old. So maybe Marvin Gaye's pops had CTE. You don't know. CTE wasn't a thing. Well, he had a brain tumor. So that's what it is. But he was, I mean, it's a tragic thing. Here's the thing. CT wasn't a thing. Well, he had a brain tumor. So that's what it is. But he was, I mean, it's a tragic thing.

Here's the thing. He had to move back in with his parents in Los Angeles. He had to move back into his parents. He was already a famous guy. Famous star. I mean, you know, it's crazy how little money these guys used to make because the record industry used to just strangle them. Yeah.

They used to just fucking take all their money. And these guys were doing drugs. They squandered a lot of their money. And also dips. You know, these guys had dips in their careers. He was to just fucking take all their money. And these guys were doing drugs. They squandered a lot of their money. And also dips. You know, these guys had dips in their careers. He was going through a dip. He moved back to his parents and he got shot in the face. Not that we're crying about it here, but also like just something, you know, about the entertainment

business is like, and professional athletes, like they get a certain amount of money, but you got, you, you know, some of the people aren't in entertainment or aren't in sports who are listening. Like you, these people make money, but they don't make as much money as you think. 10% to a manager, 10% to an agent, 5% of the gross to a lawyer, all of this off the gross. And then you get taxed like 40%. So really any amount of money that you see, these people are actually only taking home 40%, sometimes 35% of the actual money that they gross, they're only netting 35%. So it starts to be like a doctor who's,

or someone who's doing very well in business, who's making, you know, $500,000 a year, is making the same, is netting the same as somebody who's making $5 million a year in entertainment or sports. Fame does not equal money. No, it doesn't. Especially now where there's so many people who are famous money. No, it doesn't. Especially now

where there's so many people who are famous. I mean, it's like, you know, famous to you might not be famous to somebody else, but yeah, fame is ubiquitous now and it doesn't necessarily mean

that person's rich at all. Not at all. I mean, it's cool to do what you love. I've got recognized on the train many times and it's like, yeah, I'm here with you. Yeah.

So how good do you think I'm doing, guy? Yeah, and fame doesn't matter at all anymore. I mean, I get recognized now and people, I mean, most people don't want to take a picture. They don't care. They're like, oh, it's you.

And then they're right back to their phone. Yes. So that's just what it is now. Fame, who cares about being famous? It's not why I'm in entertainment. I just enjoy doing it. Yeah, fame's kind of been devalued. I like that.

I like that, too. It's a little more comfortable living for everybody. I think people should know that, though. It's good to make that point as being a couple guys who have people who've wanted to take pictures with us and stuff like that. It's like it's not that great. It's not that great. And as you can tell by a lot of these guys who are super famous, their lives, horrible things start to end up happening. A lot of them, you know, have substance abuse problems. They start taking painkillers and all this shit because you start to increasingly live in this sort of isolated world where you can't go anywhere

without people harassing you. You start getting a little paranoid. You start getting disconnected. You start getting spoiled. So you start becoming numb. So it's like more money and more fame does not. I repeat, it does not.

And I know it's cliche, but it's fucking true, does not equal happiness. So all these people are looking at famous people and going, like, I want to be famous one day. It's like, do you really? Right. Because I know some people who aren't famous who are a lot happier than people I know who are famous. Right. It's very easy to tell. I know.

It's very obvious. Yeah. So fame does not equal happiness. It's not the end all, be all. By the way, shout out to the guy last night who's got to be a big fan, who recognized me at Madison Square Garden and with his wife yelled, Chrissy, I want you to come and crack me open and clean me out. I'll leave my wife for you. And then his wife slapped him in front of everyone. So shout out to that couple. Is that a true story?

Yeah, it's Mike Cannon as my witness. Is that a Chrissy's lie? No, it's a Mike Cannon true story. So it's like, it's just funny. That's hilarious. And then he laughed and was like, I love you, babe, as he was getting pushed up the stairs by his wife. So he got slapped?

Slapped. So shout out to whoever that guy is. If that guy can write on the Patreon wall or send me a message, I really appreciate it. The row that I was sitting in were laughing hard, but you're an idiot. It's funny. Yeah, I mean, Marvin Gaye was actually in a dip in his career when he created probably his most famous song,

which is a lot of times when that happens, sexual healing was created after he was in a huge dip and it was a big comeback for him. And it's what earned him his first two Grammys and an American music award. Hey guys, thank you so much for selling out the Gramercy theater March 19th for the live history on a show. You guys are so cute that we added a second show.

Tickets will go on sale Tuesday at 10 a.m. There is no pre-sale code. They're just going to go live Tuesday, 10 a.m. You can get tickets on our website, historyahinas.com or on christycomedy.com or yannaspapascomedy.com. Thank you again so much. Can you? Can I just say something to you directly? Yeah.

I love how screwed in you get when it comes to business. Yeah. You just a screwed in, clear-headed kid. It's just what it is. You're Chrissy Juicebox. I'm Chrissy Juicebox. Now let's read the newest members of the Patreon who joined too late.

You're not going to get the pre-sale code. Yeah. Here it is. Okay, first up, Tom. Second up, Tristan. Two first names for not mean month. Yeah, Grant B., Brian Kickboxing Swinger, Best Friends of Muzzy

Wife, has a tat on her tit. Nice. That's a real good one. Indy McRae. Welcome for the content. Sam Wallace. Straight to the back. Max Gientasio. How you doing, guy? Josh Najera. Josh Najera.

Que pasa, mi gente? Matthew Vate. Bibbidi-Bobbidi. What's up, Bibbidi-Bobbidi? That's a 10 because of the Bibbidi-Bobbidi boutique. Yes. Gus Toda. Gus.

James Grower. Not a shower. Slight skin flute, but not a toot. Always right. Funny, funny. Then the next one is Guy. What's up, Guy? What's up, Guy?

Yo, give Guy, yeah, put Guy down. Guy's right. Yeah, originality points. Armando Rodriguez, all caps lock. Que pasa? Will Barrett,

Jess Whitewalk and Cuzzy who goes pewing for the muzzies. I like them. I like them. I'm going, I'm going Clyde Drexler. My, this one, all one word. My initials are okay, but

I'm not. I like that. Chris, he likes it. I'm going Clyde Drexler. Hugh Adams. Sounds colonial. Means a good wrong answer. Hugh Adams, welcome. Tyler Portagee Kid, so I'm Cuzzies with the Muzzies. P-O-R-D-I-G-E-E. Tyler Portagee kid so i'm cuz he's with the muzzies p-o-r-d-i-g-e-e

tyler portagee kid so i'm cuz he's with the muzzies portuguese i don't know hit the net and bounce back uh ray peace in the grease alunin sometimes these letters get fucked up i don't know what he says ray peace in the grease alunin ray in the grease clunin ray peace in the grease clunin okay nice welcome ray i also haveunin. Ray Peace in the Greece Clunin. Okay, nice. Welcome, Ray. I also have an Aunt Eileen, and they are all the same. It's his name.

Yeah, put him on the list. Oh, here's another one. Here's Anatolian. And Anatolian is the Anatolian provinces where Constantinople was and where some Turkish warriors came out of. So this is a Turkish kid. Fuck you. Anatolians.

You're going to learn about the Anatolians when you watch out of an empire and make no mistake. They drank her people's blood. Then we got PJ. Yeah. Kyle Wogerman. Greg. Patty Bog, Trot and Murph.

Patty Bog, Trot and Murph. He's an Irish. I like it. Bobby Lee's flip flops. Put him on the goddamn list. Brooke Woodcock. I think it's just his name. Yeah, it's funny. Hey, Brooke. Tan, let's be honest. Chrissy D.

Could snort my peace. A lot of 14 fam. And he spelled fam P-H-A-M. He's probably not mean. Should we put him on the list just because he's not mean? Yeah, put him on the list because he's yeah, man. If any not mean is on the Patreon list for this month, you're going on the list, you have a shot. You got it. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. That's what you get for police injustice. Yeah, man. You got it. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, for police and justice.

Yeah, I mean, OK. I mean, sorry. Yeah. Can I get a way? Jesus Christ. No, I'm saying like I'm saying that's our way of paying them back for for racial injustice. I know it. It's not enough. It's not enough. They get on our Patriot PPW list. Yeah, it's not enough to maybe get called. OK, it's not enough. It's not

enough. Thank you, Joe Wallace. What's up, Joe? Jesse gets messy while you feel all the burn. OK, OK, it's not enough. It's not enough. Thank you. Joe Wallace. What's up, Joe? Jesse gets messy while you feel all the burn. Okay? Okay. Pat Flanagan. Patty, how you doing, Patty? Trap Phone Murphy.

How you doing, Trap Phone? Sean Minahan. Wow, that's an Irish kid. Tresden, half African-American, half alt-right, Aryan kid. Oh, he's a half African-American? He's a half-key. He's a half Aryan? Let me just give him a quick, yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Zach Jareen, Murray, Marky Mark, and the Rootin' Tootin' Possible Fumin' Ass Cake. Goodie. First one to hit me hard. Ass Cake is funny. He hit me hard. Dan, I hacked Chrissy's phone for a dick pic, Thompson. Okay, good one.

Good one. Did he get Joe Gibson? Joe Gibson. Joe Gibson. I missed him. Sorry. Good one. Good one. Do you get Joe Gibson? Joe Gibson. Joe Gibson. I missed him. Sorry. Joe Gibson. Sammy Fumi Wumi from

down to me. Funny. I like it. Funny. Fumi Wumi is funny. Very funny. Clyde Drex. Chase Campbell.

Layton Smith. Curdy catapulted Christie to Peru to get his third eye punched through the booth. Put him on the list. Nice. Anthony Rocha.

Juan. Eli. Daniel Lodiel lodato rootin tootin fuming ff looking to get cracked open by chrissy's piece funny michael i thought we had a connection in houston please call me back put him on the list yeah yeah that's real original chris k j..A., Vivian Ward-DeStefano. Funny. Funny. Sammy, here for the toots and glutes. Ruiz. There's a lot of toots and glutes.

But it's funny. And flutes. Crystal Serrano. How you doing, Crystal? Tyler, I support the Wombat vacation on the wrong side, Ellingson. Hilarious. Love him. Hilarious.

Makes the list, though? Or Clyde? Clyde Drexler. Okay. Taylor Feeney. Ku Klux. Kyle, a.k.a. Straight to the Back, not Leroy's.

Okay. I mean, what are we doing, guy? Yeah. Then we got Cisgender Sam. Cisgender Sam. Funny. Dave's film. Davis films videos and needs a job to fix Yanni out of focus.

Nice. Yeah. The people really complain about that meet step lively diane cage and then last but not least yanni and chrissy underage pipsqueak funny funny but i think we got the list mikey's got the list and i like hearing mikey read it because he always struggles with it yeah ready go yanni's and chrissy's underage pipsqueak uh no he didn't make the list right but he's good we're gonna stop there oh yeah yeah oh wait no did Yeah. Ready? Go. Yanni's and Chrissy's underage pipsqueak. No, he didn't make the list.

Right. But he's a good one. Are we going to stop there? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wait. No, did we say we were going to stop? Oh, we got more? Yeah, you had a couple more you were going to do.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. We're going to stop here. We'll stop it. Just make sure we make a note.

That's where I'm going to stop. Okay. Sorry. So we got a few more. Four more. Matt here for quality content. Clicker. Yes, I am German and proud.

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If you listen to this episode Set the alarm Do not miss it We're going to put on a hell of a fucking show We're going to put on a hell of a fucking show We're amped up Yeah, we're going to do some We're going to do some Pervitin and get wild We're going to do some Pervitin and get wild And we're going to publicly execute One of our staff members It's what we're gonna put on a hell of a fucking show we're amped up yeah we're gonna do some we're gonna do some pervert and get wild we're gonna do some perfect and get wild and we're gonna publicly

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having any, we do plan on having more African American guests for the rest of the month. Right now we can't because they're all too busy being mad at Ari Trafere. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they're mad at Ari. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Ari, I think I love Ari. I'm sorry that this is happening

to him. He made a big mistake. I think this might be a time he takes one of those four-month retreats. What can you do? This could be a good time for one of those. What can you do? Till things cool down a little bit. Absolutely. Get Marvin Gaye tonight.

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