History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 138 - The Bielski Brothers were WILD!

Episode Date: April 15, 2020

The Cuzzies give honor to Passover by going over the story of the Bielski brothers, a group of hermanos that make no mistake, were screwed in kids that took care of business when faced with the threats of WWII Germany!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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And it's just what it is. I'm developing full-blown alcoholism coffee and it's just what it is. I'm developing full-blown alcoholism and it's just what it is. Yeah, I'm not scared of the coronavirus anymore because I've been checking in with Candace Owens and she says this thing's just a little boo-boo. It's a little boo-boo cold that's going to go away. It's just a little boo-boo cold and today's episode is going to be about the Jews because it's Passover. And let's be honest, in Brooklyn, they're the ones spreading it. Let's be honest. I'm just kidding.

Weishan Shian, Weishan Shian. But the Hasidic Jewish people of Borough Park are still holding funerals with hundreds and hundreds of people not listening to social distancing guidelines. And it's just SLO-KS. I'm not saying anything bad about it. I'm just saying that is a factual right now. And we're going to be talking about good things the Jews have done in this podcast because make no mistake,

what they're doing right now is a bad thing in the Hasidic Jewish community. Well, I mean, if they are doing that and- No, it's not if, they are. There's video of it. Okay, if they're doing that, they are doing that where they're just gathering and continuing to spread coronavirus then i think the only people

really that have to worry about catching it from them are the transsexual hookers that they go to secretly behind their wives back because make no mistake anne-ileen uh was a phlebotomist at a hospital in brooklyn um she used to take everybody's blood. And by the way, my Aunt Eileen is fighting the coronavirus on the front lines as well under the microscope, because she went back to work and she's looking for the coronavirus in microscopes, in people's blood and nasal shit. So she's looking, but she did say that a large amount of Hasidic Jewish men would come in with STDs into the hospital while she was working there. And so, yeah, there's no doubt about it that the Hasidic men love to frequent some of the underground, how shall we call them, hooker spots. But let's be honest, who doesn't, babe, right? Let's be honest. Since I've been quarantined up, yeah, I mean, yeah, I've been getting hookers

myself. What can you do? You're ready to go. did jessica kearson's podcast earlier and she told i gave her a little bit of a long day at points and also she told me that uh you know you've been putting your dick in the keurig machine so that's just what you've been doing it's what it is because i mean one one way or another those jerk pods are going to get opened up with my dick yeah obviously you've been poking straight through them like you're the keurig machine yeah yeah yeah because because because after a while make no mistake every day is groundhog day so that you i just have to start to get a little creative with certain mundane tasks like opening up my keurig so i just i like yesterday i just put on a liam neeson movie and i got chubbed up and then i just opened up my keurig pods with my hard cock that's what it is yeah i mean what are

people people this social distancing thing, there's a sad aspect to it. The sad aspect is like people who have parents or relatives who are on the way down, they can't, they're going to have to say goodbye to them through like FaceTime. It's brutal. Make no mistake. Make no mistake.

When I'm feeling horned up, what I've been doing is putting on these glasses looking in the mirror making believe it's you and jerking off so it's just what it is and then i was gonna say the funny part of it is you know everyone's backed up right now i mean there is a nationwide backup because everyone's trapped in their homes with their own family so they can't jerk off i mean people are sneaking off into closets to flip their bean and pull their monkey right now i mean it's what it is because i mean some of our friends i mean sergio chacon put up a punching bag

in the middle of his zoo of a living room because he's got live snakes and dead rats in his refrigerator i mean i was following him on instagram he's got a he's got a punching bag in the middle of his studio apartment living room i I mean, that's how wild it's getting. Because when you're Puerto Rican from the Lower East Side, like Sergio Chico, and you get a beautiful apartment like that, you know, Sergio just looks at his house like a Swiss Army knife. You know how there's like multi-purposes for one knife? Yes. He's got that one room, and that one room he can convert into 10 different rooms.

It's what it is. Yeah. It's a living room. It's a zoo. It's the kids kids it's the baby's room it's the kitchen it's what it is it's just whatever it is yeah cuz and make no mistake the apartment that i'm in right now the hallway is open for weddings if anybody's interested if anybody wants to get a good deal at a wedding you can just you can use this hallway. Yeah, I mean, the hallway is nice, but wait. When you start taking prospective customers on tours for the weddings on your side business, which is called Banco Popular Wedding Day, what are you going to call it?

What are you going to call your wedding hall? Because you've got to do a side business now. I don't know. Maybe I'll call it Chrissy Cumpleanos, or maybe I don't know i maybe i'll call it a chrissy cumpleanos or maybe i don't know i'll just call it i like chrissy cumpleanos and then you're gonna bring people in and they're gonna say that's nice listen so i i heard from my cousin that you could do the wedding scene right now because me coronavirus are happening but we need to be wedding because all the uncles that came from puerto rico and he brought his pet chicken so yeah so this is the room and you're gonna go wait till you see the outside and they're gonna go you got an outside part to this

once they get in the hallway they're going to say holy shit this hallway is perfect for the ceremony and then you're gonna say wait one second for me to show you the real attraction and then when they go outside because and they see that fake grass that astroturf yeah and that square footage in that backyard it's over it's over and and and it's all for the low price of 250 bucks you can do that you can have your wedding for 250 cash and we supply the staff because make no mistake we got people here that can work we got a we got the baby as a ring bearer we got a cook in the situation and we got the squeaking dj so it's just going to be great and then i because i've been i've been ordained by lynn to be a holy uh to be a holy minister because lynn just touched my forehead and she said i'm allowed to do weddings i can we could just do the whole thing here so it's going to be perfect if you because make no mistake if you and

mrs poppets want to get remarried and have a real brooklyn wedding the hall is yours for a hundred and fifty dollars i could get hundo off because you're my best friend. I would love to come get my wedding redone at Chrissy Compleanos. And I think that's a great name. Welcome to Chrissy Compleanos. Yeah. I think having this ceremony in the hallway is great. And then the reception out back, I mean, it's a two-for-one banger.

It's just what it is. Yeah, because make no mistake, I tried to make it. Yeah. Yeah. It's too funny. It'srissy cupley anos somebody make a meme chrissy cupley anos because when thing i know things have been getting because i've been so cooped up it's like something i've been like so like excited to do something i've just i've been taking swings. I've been running outside. I mean, I've just been, cause you know, what's interesting, you know, what's interesting about Brooklyn is no matter what, I mean, no matter, there's a pandemic going on, but you make no mistake. The Chinese are still picking up those cans. I mean, who the fuck is even throwing the

cans out for them to be picked up? I mean, as soon as you throw one out, they scoop it right up in the bags. So what, how are they still picking up the cans? Who's even giving money for the cans? I think what they're doing, just because otherwise they'd have nothing to do, is I think they're going back out there and they're throwing them everywhere and then they're coming back out there an hour later

and picking them up. Oh, you put the cans in machines, Chris. Oh, okay, on the machines. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Because that's what he's doing for his part-time gig right now to supplement with this. Yeah, make no mistake. Yeah, no, times are going to be rough for the foreseeable future,

but it's what it is. Today – Let me just say, you know times are tough when two people in this podcast have moved back in with their exes. You and Mike Suarez. Mike Suarez is living with his ex-wife right now it's what it is yeah yeah and um and speaking mike suarez is in the apartment with his ex-wife and and the and the urn of his his dead dog on the mantelpiece and also also speaking yeah and speaking of speaking of tough times, if any of our fans out there want to get a good workout,

want to get a good exercise workout to maybe some Latin music, maybe some Zumba or other types of spin bike, please DM me for private details. I know a great instructor. I can send it your way. Yeah, I mean, you know, Chrissy Coppola is open for business, but also the new water jug workout is coming right at you. Yeah, yeah. You eat household items only to work out, water jugs, babies, whatever you have around your pit bull. And it'd be great. Yeah, and Venetia is back home with her parents where she will be until she's married because make no mistake she's got a

greek father and she just will be living in the home until she is given to another greek man to live under yeah yeah vanity is always in the same room and it she says it's because she's working really hard but we know it's because her father's locked her in it because she he had one last the straw fucking one last straw was broken over the camel's back when she came home with a non-Greek right before this pandemic happened. And now, unfortunately, he has locked the door and thrown away the key. So she can say whatever she wants, but I know she's in that room and she cannot come out until this thing is over. And make no mistake, as soon as she walks out that door, there will be eight to ten Greek suitors. And make no mistake, Benetia, if you don't fucking tell your father to visit Christian Koupleanos for the possible wedding,

I'll punch you in the face. Who do you think sounds more like Marisa? Marisa or the effeminate Puerto Rican that Venetia used to bang? Yeah! Venetia, how you doing? It's me, Carlos.

I'm ready to meet you tonight. No, it's Venetia. Venetia, that's right. How you doing, Venet carlos i'm ready to meet you tonight no it's venetia venetia that's right how you doing vanisha hey girl venetia has everything been good with you by the way i know we i know we're fooling around but have you been good everything good you healthy wealthy i'm healthy wealthy everything's great i i miss you guys a lot it's been about a month should we all just give just quick can we everyone put their cameras on just to give a quick four way kiss and then we'll go off just real quick on three, one, two, three. Mikey, come on.

Mikey went off. Good. Thanks Mike. Oh wow. Thank you. I just came. Great. Okay. Mikey's quarantine hair is, has, is the only person whose hair who hasn't changed yeah um now listen listen today it is pat when is passover again when is the shit i mean who cares wow okay no it's today it's today it's today yeah go make your fucking bread yeah it's today. It's today. It's today. Yeah, go make your fucking bread. Yeah, no, it's Wednesday.

My wife knows because her company, they take all the Hebrew holidays off. Make no mistake, it's good to work for a Jewish company because you get twice the holidays off. And also, make no mistake, what I'm about to say is true. One of the people at her company sent out a newsletter to the entire company saying, podcast to listen to, history hyenas. Wow. Yeah, that's well we i expect do we need to employ a lawyer immediately because make no mistake your wife just ruined us because because they're going to hear some of those early episodes and not be amused even though what i was saying is not entirely false yeah i mean this is all it's all character pieces it's all jokes but did you tell the guy who did that, like, that not everyone's going to have the same flavor of humor that he does?

He just did it on his own? It was wild. Why did Tom just write that? She showed me the email, and it was, like, wild. It was, like, it was the company newsletter saying, the best podcast, History of Hayunas, and she goes, by the way,'s uh that's britney's husband so welcome all our listeners from nightingale how you doing let's talk about

orthodox jews today happy happy passover i hope that you're doing well one here in the quarantine britney just because the whole episode the whole episode of motion cast i'm gonna go way off motion because i'm gonna do it and if he press and he presses and it doesn't fucking matter it's all about content baby i'm team schultz it's what so chrissy today you decided you want to talk about this because we both watched unorthodox oh by the way we're going oh yeah i was just going to say quick business we're going to be going live every day live live from patreon our new quarantine show called wet butt in the morning it's a morning show where you get to check in with chrissy quarantine and yanni pandemic pappas and we're going to be talking to you for about 20, 30 minutes every morning, 9 o'clock Eastern on Patreon.

Yeah, so patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. That's the only place you can get that, along with a lot of our other content that is not available for free. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. So, Yannis, we're going to talk about Unorthodox with Moshe, but we're going to talk about, did you watch the movie Defiance?

I haven't watched it yet. Okay, because I thought that's what we were going to talk about today. you watch the movie Defiance? I haven't watched it yet. Okay, because I thought that's what we were going to talk about today. Well, am I not? Venetia, am I wrong? No, you're right. You're right. We're talking about Orthodox Jews. And since you watched it, you're going to teach me all about it, babe.

Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, it was sunny out today and I just did some sunbathing. Yeah, it's what it is. Yeah, I learned all about Orthodox Jews and I learned all about different types of Jewish history, and it's nice. It's very nice. The only thing is, whenever I see them in the summer in the train, I mean, these kids are committed,

and we learned this from the Ari Shafir episode. They wear those outfits because that's how wealthy people dress in Poland because in the middle of August, those kids got to have fayums. Fayums. Yeah, fomade. Well, listen, but we're not going to talk about that in this episode. We're going to talk about Jews, but we're going to talk about Belarusian Jews from World War II. I watched this movie on Netflix called Defiance.

It was Daniel Craig was in it and a couple other hotties, people that you've seen before that have went on to become big stars. And it was basically about the Bielski, B-I-E-L-S-K-I partisans. And they were the group. So Belarusia used to be Poland. Did you know that? I did know that because I did research for this i just didn't see the movie yeah so they got a bunch of poloskis basically polish jews um escaped the nazis the nazis were invading you know poland and belorussia belorussia in 1941 and the bolosky partisans these brothers they um they basically um hid in the woods they hid in the woods it was like a robin hood they hid in the woods. They hid in the woods. It was like a Robin Hood. They hid in the woods and set up camps, not concentration camps.

They set up like camps. Jewish camps. Yeah. They set up schools. They set up, they had women, children, the elderly. They kept them in the woods and they kept moving. And nobody, I think only like 10 of them got killed in four years and not a lot of people talk about these people and i don't know why

because i was watching this movie because at first it was a daniel craig movie and i put it on i was like oh something you know moved the monkey to and then i saw the things in the holocaust in the beginning i was like wait a second so i put my dick away. And I was like, hold on. And then I really paid attention to this movie. And I was like, wow. I mean, the way that these men were able to evade capture, I was just like, why do not why does everybody in the world not know about them? I mean, because they had a camp of 1200 people that the Nazis never got in the woods of the country the Nazis had occupied. You don't think that's wild? I think it's wild.

Do you think in part they were able to do it because they're able to shapeshift into goats and have retractable horns so they hid in the forest? Well, that's as soon, yeah, because I watched that and then I watched Borat and then I said, oh, once I watched Borat, I did more research and I said, Borat proves how they were able to do that. Yeah, they just were able to turn into other animals. Yeah. No, you're right.

They also fought the Nazis a little bit, right, cuz? Cuz, they fought the Nazis. They killed a bunch of Nazis. They got, so here's one thing I just didn't know about the history of it. So in Europe, right? So not only did Jewish people have to deal with the Nazis coming in and wanting to kill them, but the anti-Semitism in their own country, so Belarusian soldiers who were sympathetic to the Nazis' cause, so their own countrymen, were rounding up Jews and killing them. So not only did the Bielski, not only did the,

did the Bielski partisan group have to watch from the, you know, beware of the Nazis, they also had to be aware of other Belarusian non-Jews who also wanted to kill them because the Nazis said, listen, if you bring us Jews, we'll give you money. And everybody wanted money and needed money then. So they were turning in in they were turning in their own countrymen to get money or whatever the nazis promised them which is fucking wild i mean cuz make no mistake that would not happen in the united states no matter what if this country's under attack as long as you have an american flag and you can show me a passport you will be protected and you are welcome at christi Cumpleanos because you know the only people that I'm not going to give uh homing I'm not going to give a shelter to is people without

U.S. passports that includes Canada and Mexico unfortunately even though we share a continent we do not share a red white and blue heartbeat yeah I mean I love your new glasses I love the new look I love the new philosophy I love this topic it's these are basically these guys were kind of like the the real lifeglourious Basterds. Yes, they were. They were. They were. The main guy's name was Tuvia. Tuvia, and he was like the bear Jew because he would just kill people. And that's who Daniel Craig played. And he was just a badass motherfucker.

Yeah. So the interesting thing, too, to think is before the war before before the war this is the thing you know the russians they're a little upset because we never give them credit for like helping beat the nazis but listen guy all right you guys did you threw a lot of bodies at the nazis like you always do because russians just they step up to die but also you got to remember before the war stalin and hitler made that non-aggression pact where they both decided they were going to look the other way as the other one annexed areas. So that area, which is now Poland, was annexed by Russia, annexed by the Soviet Union via that non-aggression pact between um russia and germany so uh yeah russia you helped us win the war but also fuck you okay because stalin was an asshole and you guys fucking you made a non-aggression pact with hitler and then he fucking he's the one that flipped it on you

so you're stupid and you're fucking bad and you're stupid and you're bad and honestly fuck the ss i mean i've just had enough of watching these movies and documentaries about how brutes and magutes the SS was. It's like, cuzzy. I mean, if anybody is a lot, if anybody who's a fan of our podcast, if their grandparents were in the SS, just give them a hug and cough in their face right now. Just do that for me. Okay?

Because I want them out of here. Just freaking do it. So this is so in 1939. The good year. Before 1939, Western Belarusia, which is where we're talking about. Which is where it was monitored. It's pretty much parts of Poland. It might be where my daughter's godfather's from, who make no mistake, he has concentration

camp face if I've ever seen it. Yeah. He looks like he just was liberated and he's still in the striped outfit yeah i mean cuz make no mistake people going into his emergency room if an older jewish person goes into his emergency room with coronavirus they may think they're back in the camps when they see that fucking face yeah i mean the kid's a hero right now no question i mean people are clapping for him when he leaves his question and i told chris because i believe those guys are heroes and i believe nurses and doctors were heroes even before

this but i told chris i said tell him for me that no don't say his real name i already did it mike you gotta yeah you gotta bleep it i don't know are we okay like a million no problem yeah just just over over his name just just say uh kielbasa no it's jay chesh which is a polish word yeah i said i told chris to tell him that you know what he survived the nazi death camps he's going to be able to survive the coronavirus yeah it's what it is and it's just the truth yeah yeah yeah so because make no mistake somebody called the coronavirus the holocaust and it's horrible but i mean that is a 10 i mean that is a 10 it's a bit of a 10 but i just want to say i don't condone that but it's just in times

you need sometimes you gotta laugh at bad things and i saw that and it just i i don't i yeah i held in the laughter and i farted a little bit who did that who did that you know i just saw no i just saw it on the gram cuz cuz make no mistake People are stepping up on the gram and hitting fucking homers when it comes. Quarantining is really waking a lot of people up. But make no mistake. If you're looking to start a podcast now, go ahead. But our Patreon, our podcast is going to leave you in the fucking dust because we're at All Things Comedy and we're finally free.

Yeah. So formal announcement. We've moved over to Billy Burr and Al Magical's company, All Things Comedy. We're excited to be here. We're just, we're over there now. So you're going to be seeing us in LA a lot more once this thing clears up.

And we're hoping to grow now. Yeah, we're just hoping to grow. And it's just what it is. And it's going to be great. Okay. We're just, yeah, we're just, a white guy's in charge and we can only be led to the promised land. Thank you, Bobby Kelly.

I hope you're still friends with us After this whole thing's over Yeah It was fun while it lasted But we had to move on It's what it is So yeah no So this partisan group

It's amazing Dude literally in these three years They were able to They made a school for children An infirmary A synagogue A courthouse and a jail A bakery A fucking mill in these three years they were able to they made a school for children an infirmary a synagogue a courthouse and a jail a bakery a fucking mill i mean because these people were able to and no matter what you know what his rule was to be his rule was if you if they if you found them and you

were a jewish person or even just someone sympathetic didn't matter how much how many people you were with you were all welcome and they would hunt off the land and do things like that and then no i think only 10 or 15 of them throughout these whole four years got killed by the nazis the nazis because the nazis weren't really as good as people think yeah no they they uh you know history has it wrong about them i think now that we've been doing a little digging we figured out that it was no bueno yeah no they they uh you know history has it wrong about them i think now that we've been doing a little digging we figured out that it was no bueno yeah no bueno i mean and they also weren't really that good of fucking soldiers i mean everyone's like oh the nazi machine it's like yeah the truth of the situation is the first couple of years they had knockout blows because they were building their war crap but work you know war machine where nobody else was but as

soon as as soon as the rest of the world caught up and it was like equal strength, it was like, we beat the shit out of them. The commanders weren't that good. Like nothing was really that good. Like you have people in the forest that aren't soldiers and they were able to evade capture because you're just not that good of soldiers. So I don't know anybody who thinks like the Nazis was a good war machine good war machine it's like they were but it was kind of like they were they were varsity players playing against jv and then the jv grew up and was like we beat the shit out of you yeah well yeah they were playing it yeah i mean what you're basically saying is you know they were basically a white basketball team playing against other white basketball teams until the boys which was basically most precious blood that's us the boys, which was basically most precious blood. That's us, the boys. America showed up.

Listen, as soon as Deshaun showed up, it was fucking over for Adolf. Yeah. But here's the thing that's fascinating, to kind of create the context that Chrissy's talking about here, in Belarusia, which used to be Poland before the pact between Stalin and Hitler. Yeah. What the SS was doing was they were going through all the Jewish ghettos. Now, ghettos just means back then it meant, you know.

Yeah, it wasn't a place with a crown fried chicken. This was like a place where Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a place where you would, you know, you would go to a barbecue and just see a kid with a very, very long white T-shirt matching white Air Force ones. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. This ghetto, it wasn't that, you know, the fire hydrants weren't open when we're in desperate need of water it wasn't that this was a place where jewish people lived it wasn't uh yeah go ahead yannis it wasn't what i was just gonna say there wasn't a bunch of uh stores where you walked in where all there was was just uh us chips and there was a jamaican behind bulletproof grass there wasn't that yeah it wasn't that bulletproof grass yeah i could get that one out yeah those were the weed spots in new york when i was growing up you just walk in and there would just be us chips on a shelf and just a jamaican behind bulletproof grass and that was it and i just said bulletproof grass again because i i can't get it out because

because you're yanni onsets or early onsets yanni and it's nice to watch you spiral a little bit yeah i'm spiraling down. But what Chrissy's saying is so the SS was – Cuz, open your front door right now. I'm outside. You've been talking to a hologram, Cuz. I couldn't take it anymore. I'm getting your socks off.

I'm going sniffing. Yeah, come on in. I'm going to sniff your feet. I know you're not here because they would have stopped your daughter at the border and asked for her passport and papers. She's clean except for one half. All right. They would have police units that would walk through the ghettos

and fucking actually liquidate whoever was remaining. They would kill whoever was remaining. Fucking scum. Between 42 and 43. So, I mean, that's how amazing what these three brothers did. Three brothers, Tuvia, Asiel, and Zeus Belsky, just created this fucking basically emergency kibbutz. Yeah.

Where all these Jews thrived against the Nazis, cuz. Cuz, make no mistake, if your name is Zeus, I'm going to follow your lead. Okay? The name Zeus is, you know, Asiel and Tu tuvia it's like you have to convince me but zeus my pants are down my dick's tucked back i'm one of your freedom fighters i'm ready to go i thought you would follow a guy named tuvia because it reminds you of luvia and you've taken a few off of your tuvia yeah my uvula yeah yeah it's what it is yeah no so and um the part that this is like a movie because the nazis actually killed the

fucking their their parents yes that's that's how that's what this all stemmed from it was all it's always all personal because anything in war is always personal it's like it's always just one or two guys that have this personal vendetta that drags millions of people in it and the same thing with this even though it was a positive thing not not a positive thing. It was like, you know, they needed a retribution. But Tuvia, Asel's, and Zeus's parents were killed by these dirty SS Nazi Gestapo fucking,

can we call them faggots? Is that okay? Absolutely. If it's SS, okay. Nazis are faggots. Yeah, okay. So we can say that and let's not bleep that out.

I mean, if somebody, if some social justice warrior has a problem with that, it's like, I don't know what to tell you, go get the corona. So, but their parents were killed by actually, and you know what? Their parents weren't killed by Nazis. They were killed by Belarusians that killed them and told the Nazis and, like, got money for their deaths.

So it was even fucking worse. It was even worse because, make no mistake, fucking rats. Rat, dirty fucking scum rats but they got their uh retribution because they wound up finding the actual belarusian soldier uh policemen that killed that killed their parents and they killed them which was nice daniel craig is just plays a he plays a hell of a fucking role in this movie yeah i mean tuvia was the leader and uh he was an army veteran of poland and supposedly the kid had a lot of charisma,

so the family members just chose him. There was about 30 family members that formed the nucleus of this group, and they just elected Tuvia because the kid fucking sold tickets. It's what it is. He was charismatic. He was a charismatic leader, and he was jacked. You don't see many Jews that are jacked. Can you guys go to patreon.com

slash Bay Ridge Boys and post any pictures on the community board of jacked Jews that you find on the internet? There's not that many. I want to see jacked, muscular Jewish people. Yeah, I mean, Hank Greenberg, he was kind of jacked, one of the most famous baseball players of all time. He was a Jew. But Daniel Shays, who was one of the only Jewish basketball players to ever play in the NBA before Amari Stoudemire, he was not jacked. He was not jacked. Neither was Sandy Colfax, who my dad claims to have gotten a hit off in high school, that Sandy Colfax came back and was pitching to his old high school baseball team. And my dad claims to have gotten a hit off him. But that also could be a lie like how when he tells me he doesn't know my bank account number yeah and i don't think that was the biggest hit

run he ever got because i think the biggest hit and run he ever got was banging out and having you i mean don't say your real name remember we have to change your name her name's karen now and my aunt colleen i'm still facing legal retribution. Yeah, we gotta get a cackle over that too. I mean, because we've said it so many times, we'd have to go back and cackle the whole podcast. Yeah, well, I mean, we're going back to getting our shit ads out and putting the all things comedy ones in, so might as well

clean up a little bit back there too. We about as did. They also had another brother-cous named Aaron. What was his name? Shnip-fucking-kiddish-face? What was his name? Yeah, his name fucking kadish face what was his name yeah his name was aaron with an h a haron a haron now because one of them died did he die is he still alive if he's still alive let's get him on the podcast right now yeah can you google that is is uh is a haron i think uh one of the brothers yeah i think he's still the last brother

passed away in 95 oh oh was his name a h a r o n um i believe so i'm looking at the uh thing that chris sent us yeah because he lived he lived he lived till recently yeah 90 uh hold on let me just try his name was a-h-a-r-o-n b and his last name was bilski i'll check okay check it out they were uh the bilskis were a farming family um then and they had a village next to an area uh they had a farm in a village named stankovice. Stankovice. Oh, he's still alive. He's still alive. How fucking wild is that?

Does he have an Instagram? No, but he has a website. I mean, the kid was born in 1927, so that means the kid is fucking, the kid is 92. He's only 92 or 93, so he was really young during this i mean cuz if that kid can beat corona i mean he could beat anything he beat the nazis and corona i mean he's looking at corona it's like cuz it's like the few people i know aren't

getting corona are this kid because he beat the nazis and you because corona is going to show up in your system and you it's already going to be full and it's just gonna yeah i'm gonna move on there's you know when you go to an elevator and there's just no room in it and already going to be full and it's just going to go, I'm going to move on. You know when you go to an elevator and there's just no room in it and you just decide to take the next one? Yeah. That's what Corona is going to do when it shows up in your system. Yeah. I mean, by the way, I mean, I bite my toenails, bite my nose, you know, bang anything that moves. It's like the things that are in my system are just like, I mean, bubonic plagues in there.

Everything's in there. Yeah. Corona is going to be like, what can I even, there's no damage to be done. I don't know how this kid's still moving. Yeah. So how did your baby's mom-in-law tell you you could be Corona's going to be like, what can I even, there's no damage to be done. I don't know how this kid's still moving. Yeah. So how did your baby's mom-in-law tell you you could be Corona's kid? By cutting out a Fanta bottle and putting it over your face and taking, how many pork rinds can solve it?

Yeah. She said, yeah, Trumpicana over the face, pork rinds, Daddy Yankee, and then just praying to Jesus, to baby Jesus, that's it. All right. That makes sense. Yeah. That makes sense, cuz. Somebody said on sense yeah that makes sense cuz somebody said on the paint by the way somebody said on the patreon somebody went to patreon.com slash bay rich boys

and said that uh that they're getting tired of the names being read out my advice to you would be shut your fucking mouth yeah because we're reading the patreon names and if you don't like it you could fast forward and i would say uh and and as soon as this uh as soon as this ban is lifted and we can start to go out and make money again then you can leave the patron but until then please stay yeah i mean yeah just please stay but also people love that and i don't know what you're talking about that's going nowhere guy so is this episode a snoozer or no no it's not a snoozer okay sorry okay sorry. Okay, sorry. This is a great episode. Benatini, isn't this great?

Yeah, I'm laughing so much. Guys, everybody, and also remember, patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys, every morning at 9 a.m., waking up. What is it? Wake up with Weppa? It's called Weppa in the Morning with Chris DiStefano and Yanni P.

It's called Weppa in the Morning with Chris DiStefano and Yanni P. Every morning, 9ppa in the Morning with Christostefano and Yanni P. Every morning, 9 a.m., live on patreon.com slash perridgeboys. The first thing we'll do every day is we're going to measure our boners with my daughter's ruler. We're going to measure our morning woods. So we're going to see if the coronavirus is getting in our dicks or not. Guys, this is what these kids did. They were also helped by the Soviets, too.

The Soviets did help them out. Yeah. No, listen. The Soviets, they have their moments, okay, when they help out people and they're good people. And now somehow they're not getting coronavirus. So it's just very interesting to see. It's very interesting to be a Soviet.

I mean, because I know they're Russians right now, but to me they'll always be the Soviets. Yeah. What's interesting is that, yeah mean the soviets and the nazis kind of had this little armistice this little agreement and then and then and then hitler just went back on it like a backstabbing little fucking yeah that he is we can we call hitler a faggot yeah i think that word should just be used for nazi yeah for nazis yeah it's fine i mean boris johnson by the way, is in ICU with the coronavirus. I mean, if he goes down to prime minister of England,

that's a big problem. Yeah. I mean, that's wild that he's in ICU. I have a friend who told me he has four colleagues in the healthcare industry that are on ventilators now. I believe it. And now they're saying, and now all the research is from the doctors are saying that ventilators now i believe it and now they're saying and now all the research is from the doctors are saying that ventilators they think makes this thing worse i mean nobody knows what it is it's just a fucking pickle that we got into because of the damn chinese i'm just kidding no i it but you know for a fact through through your friend let's call him uh what can we call him we call him just why don't we call him um yeah let's let's call him um let his marius is his name maruch maruch he doesn't want his real name on this either no well i'm just saying he probably i mean i'm just saying he doesn't want his real name on i don't know i mean he doesn't even he hasn't even seen his god i think he's disowned his goddaughter so i mean what can you do but make no mistake you're still making money uncle marius so send

us some money we ran out of toilet paper so what is what is he saying like what what would what would you say to the people who are saying this is no big deal it's getting overblown well he would say um well from from what i know between him and uh the great dr agos is that it is certainly worse than the flu it's got something that they don't know why it hits your lungs the way it does. They're just, the preliminary research right now is that ventilators may or may not work. That's not what Dr. Agos is saying, by the way. Dr. Agos is not saying any of that. He's going by what he's taught, but there's things on the internet and some other doctors

are saying ventilators make it worse. They're saying that it's actually like an altitude stickness type of thing. It's like if you drop somebody on top of Mount Everest, that it needs to be treated like that as opposed to this viral pneumonia. But again, cuz like everybody else, I have no idea. I'm a fucking physical therapist. And I tried to renew my license to try to help out. And I got through this whole process. And they were like, yeah, we don't need you.

And I was like, well, make no mistake. I'm getting to that ER and I'm massaging people's feet because that's just what I'm licensed to do. But I mean, this is a bad thing though, right? The reality is it is bad. The reality is it's a very bad thing. The media, not that the media is making anything worse but the media is only going to report on the worst the truth allegedly according to doctors the what the the truth still is that it's it's still affecting very very very already sick people

the worst and there are of course outliers but that's what they're saying, that it's still just affecting very, very sick people the worst. And of course, medical staff who are taking high viral loads to the face mask every day with this, that's what, so what they think now is this. They think, number one, it's all about viral load is the biggest thing, is how much of the virus you get. And two, they don't think it's really in the air as long as they previously said. They think really the main way to get this is in the nose or through the mouth. Right. But it's also unpredictable in a way

that some people who, if you do, some people who don't have underlying conditions are getting targeted as well. Absolutely. But for one of my friends who are doctors are saying my my you know my friend who's a doctor saying that's true that he's not he's not he's like i don't want to mislead you that is 100 true but he's saying that's true in any disease right right but they haven't figured this thing out yet they can't

get a grip on what it is exactly right they can't get a grip on what it is exactly, right? They can't get a grip on what it is. And I don't think that business is going to open again until July. So, I mean, just what can you do? Because if the first time out of the gate is July 4th, make no mistake, me and Patty Fly Balls will go up to Paul Verzi's 4th of July party and Patty Fly Balls will die right there on his lawn and he'll die a fucking American hero because that's what he wants. Patty Fly Balls' main goal in life is to drop dead from alcohol poisoning at your 4th of July barbecue.

Yeah, well, if that happens, at least, you know, a true American perished on my property, right? That's the way I look at it. It's what it is. And he's going to get buried. He's going to get buried in your backyard like your dogs. Because you know what's wild about this, about this partisan group? do you know that 70 percent of them were women and elderly people i mean yeah hats off for keeping these these brothers were able to keep these fucking old people and children alive keep them alive yeah because and at any moment they could have went down that's why i thought it was such an interesting thing and i could not believe at the end of that movie when they said how many fucking people they were able to survive. And then of course, like any, like anybody who's going to

make it big, who's Jewish, who's Jewish American, who's going to make it big in America. They came to New York city that these guys wound up in New York city and they had a prosperous business in New York. Um, I'm not sure what they did, but they did something. They did something Jewish. Yeah. Well, they lost an estimated 50 members, and they ended up- Which is not bad. Not bad. At the end, at their peak, they were 1,230. I mean, we lost more on Patreon last month.

Yeah, we did. Yeah, it's true. And after World War II, Tuvia and Zeus emigrated to Palestine. Oh. Tuvia and Zeus emigrated to Palestine. They both fought in the Israeli armed forces in the 1948 war. And so, and then after that, they came to the United States. You're right. And Asiel, Asiel, the other brother, actually was drafted into the Soviet army and he died. On the front lines.

On the front lines of fighting the Germans. Yeah, see, that's the thing. It's like, and that's another thing with the Russian military. It's like this guy was able to, you know, when he was staying with the, with the, with his Jewish brethren, he was able to, you know, he was outnumbered by hundreds by the Germans and survived. And then the minute he goes to the Russian army died, I think they just, they just fucking,

they stick human bodies in the cannons and they just shoot them out. I mean, I mean, how did he die immediately? As soon as that guy went to the Russian army dead. I mean, they don't give a fuck. They have no rules. I think once you decide you're going to be Russian or if you're Russian. Yeah. I mean, they just, yeah. I think they put you in the cannon and fire you. It's just what it is.

I think you're right about that because were these brothers, the Belsky brothers, were they kind of like the, the Barry brothers of world war twoi yeah they were just very similar yeah like john barry brent barry like the john like they were like rick barry's kids they were like rick they were like the ryan brothers from saving private ryan yeah yeah it's like that they all had varying degrees of kind of of of of bravery and and capabilities with would would zule being the number one guy yeah zeus zeus yeah there it is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because i thought i thought you're putting on a yarmulke for a second yeah i mean i wish i had what i mean maybe if this

is this could be your yarmulke right now look it just this is what it would look like on my head yeah it's just what it is yeah i mean you got a big fucking head whether we got a coronavirus or not yeah yeah cuz yeah um are we gonna read the patreon names or are we gonna listen to that ff cuz you you look like a secretary in the show mad men with those glasses on cuz make no mistake i look and feel like annie potts make no mistake cuz the kid yanni p has been watching nothing but Mad Men What a great show Donnie Draper What a fucking cute lap That kid has Yeah all I've been doing

Is watching shows in Spanish For some reason I've just been watching Everything on Netflix In Espanol And I'm learning A little bit of Espanol And it's kind of wild

Cuz there's a show That I'm watching right now Called Money Heist That's really good I watched The Platform Which was un-fucking-believable And then i watched another movie called the occupant and they're all filmed and all the actors are from spain

cuz make no mistake when you watch a movie from spain you always think you're getting spit on through the tv because those kids have a lisp and i don't know why they all sound like fucking ffs the whole country sounds like ffs they do they said we're from españa welcome to ibiza so should we do the Patreon, Mike? Or no? Yeah, do you saw the one They sent you last week? Yeah, Mike

I just want to fucking I just want to lay you down And melt Kraft Singles Macaroni Kraft Singles slices Of American cheese All over your body And eat you like a fucking burrito

Well, I'm already halfway there I want to eat you like a burrito With a jarito Mike, where did you send it again uh to that christy i mean let me resend it yeah just resend it oh i got a quick question for the fans just because they want to know uh is there any update on the iranian clip can we can we go ask or no well we were getting close to getting a yes and then she looked at my phone and we are far away again damn it so we're getting six steps back yeah god damn it stop sending me dms ladies um um can somebody respond to the motion cash or email me she

oh you already did cute woke dope yeah can you go to my apartment and water my plants yeah yes absolutely that yeah i want to come with yeah i want to water your plants and cuz yeah hold on oh here we go oh the sponsors yeah fuck the sponsors we're not doing it all things comedy said no more sponsors oh oh wait here we go i got the list okay uh patrons okay you ready to go yeah okay remember you read some of these already so bu So Bubbas do you remember Where we stopped Mikey I can't honestly

I was looking through it Fuck We got pretty far down that list Alright guys You know as always Start from the bottom And we'll do it that way Yeah guys

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private message me i know a good zoom instructor okay first up chrissy d get off my lap you jack spauer of butt pirates nice then we got trishie tall tales no fumade bue jj cajun crawfish monkey with perpetual fumes pellegrino nice i mean good one good one good one no fumade. Bew. JJ Cajun Crawfish Monkey with Perpetual Fumes Pellegrino. Nice. I mean, good one, good one, good one.

Drexler. First official Drexler on the list. Zachary Holloway. Diener. Sammy the Hyena Toot. Armando Marquez. Enrique Amparo.

Jacob Pisani. Circa. Kiel Helenbrand. Wow, that guy sounds like an SS. Alex Baldguia. Ryan Whitlock. Then we got Johnny circa Kiel, Helen brand. Wow. That guy sounds like an SS, um, Alex bald, the guy, Ryan Whitlock.

Then we got Denny paid my 25 better to get my Turkey day invite or Chrissy's get in these hands. Nice. That's a goodie. We're going to, I'm going to put him on the list just because of lack of a better one so far. Yeah. Cause and make no mistake,

you will get invited to my Turkey day. Um, if this, if this Corona virus isn't cured cured by then because I'll still need your money So Christian Adams then we got Walker Wuhan warrior cotton Put them on the list. He's always with the Wuhan warrior on the list All right, then we got Cody not gay, but you can call me Krista if I can sit on Chrissy's lap. Drexler. Vincenzo Amato, Brandon Doyle, Anton 112. What's up, Anton?

Yeah. Chrissy, Minnie, Pacquiao, Hanzo, Campo. Okay. Drexler. Quarantine really making me think differently about the Chinese Snoop D-O-double-G. I think if he would have got a better read, he would have had more punch. Sorry about that.

Now put them on the list. They're on the list. Then we got Patty Talk Therapy. Funny Madrex. Okay, then we got Chrissy Farts. Hold on. Chrissy Farts, Me Like,

Come, But, Till, Will. I mean, it's just, Chrissy farts oh sorry chrissy farts smell like cum but i will still stick my irish piece in his bum i mean he almost suffered from a bad read now he's the front runner it's just all one word it's so hard yeah he's the front runner he said your farts smell like cum but he'll still put his tongue in your bum he still put my irish piece in his bum i like it okay then we got uh mitchie b the caucasian canadian kid but make no mistake trump 2020 okay

okay just more of a political statement there yeah cory bergstrom steven sayers then we got squeak that's my favorite so far put the squeak on the list okay that's a quick jab to the face then we got paul then we got oscar my mom's a piece my dad's a squeak suarez uh kristin luke emile rudel uh i'm sorry emily rudell chris barnard james joel jd rich staten island potato monkey no fat chicks trump 2020 stripe okay funny very funny jacob goodwin caesar gorsman root and toot and toot machine uh i like that william dunn matt hindricker andres ramirez chris stinson then we got chris ken kuzzy with me because i want him to be my huzzy okay then we got dina then we got call me mr swastika because my dick destroys okay uh then we got uho, Don't Throw Me Over the Wall, Go Mar.

Then we got Bo Jingle Jangles One, Nate Finnerty, Dino Turbic, Aaron, Sylvan Crack, Chrissy D. Open, Zavala. Then we got Sam with a fifth of Jameson and a night on Chrissy's couch, McCaskid. Funny, Drexler. Then we got Chrissy the Less Jack, JJ Watt, and Yanni the close-eyed Greek freak put him on the list get it yeah then we got Vincente Cardoso

Angel Martinez Mark M it's Kaler Swift ZTM whoa whoa's what? It's Kaler Swift. Okay. Okay. Then we got Guillermo Andres, the Middle Village Squeak Carballo. Wow, we got a lot of White Walkers on this list. Yeah. Then we got Johanna Bringzaka, the Squeakback Bouch. Not going to happen. Then we got Gage. I want Chrissy D.

Play with me and my love, Zach Stevens. Then we got David Bond, Imran Bin Abdul Rahman. Wow. That's a good name. Muzzy Cousy right there. Thank you, Muzzy. Brad Mercer, Such. Then we got Old Johnny Crack Me Open and Clean Me

Out because his lap's monkey's been B. Okay. Jonathan Seal. Then we got Ahmed, Surprisingly surprisingly fumeless Zahabi. Yeah. Okay, that's in the lead? It's in the lead. Put him in the lead.

Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Yeah. Martin Nunez. Jenny Olivares. I chrissy gets back with the situation 69 um quarantine from covid 19 with chrissy d's spleen okay chrissy d's peen i'm sorry chrissy d's peen it's quarantine from covid 19 with chrissy d's peen it's a good one but he's now because of the previous it It's not his fault.

Yeah. Balmania, Christopher Scott, T-Bag My Mom 69, Andrew Webb, John Michaels, Justin H., Brennan, Nathan Keene, half Muzzbag, half Jewbag, full dirtbag. Nice. It's another good one. You know, just on another day he would have won, but, I i mean the surprisingly fewest i know is the winner okay um then we got oh chris it's 4 20 we need to talk um

yeah um then we got theo good fucking luck pronouncing my last name scold um then we got ryan asalam alikman hamsalam i mean bacon trump 2024 nielsen okay also funny but drexler jonathan orlowski omer orbison connor h dan elston michael soar ivor christiansen daniel marahabian richard huntwork matthew skukky, and then we got, I'm sorry, Matthew, yeah, Sikorsky. Then we got Ebo, the Nigerian kid Max cracked open and Steuben cleaned out. You got to put him on the list for the inventive. He's on the list. Yeah.

Then we got Jacob going trans because a man should lead the patriarchy. Blake Kelly, Yanni Quarantini, Tiny Peeny. We had that one already. No, but we never officially read them. because a man should lead the patriarchy blake kelly uh yanni quarantini tiny teeny which we never read no but we never officially read them oh wait that one that one we didn't read we just said we never read it though we never read it technically i thought he won another one because that's a funny one oh then we got shane edgar ramirez then we got all right andy gives an all right handy with an all night candy. No Sandy's. He, he would,

he, I think he may be in a tie with the other guy. Okay. Um, let's see. Then we got Carlos to fall. Jack, Katie Ramos,

Tony Edelbrook, not short, fun size, Carol. Then we got carlos tofalla jack katie ramos tony edelbrook not short fun size carol then we got brandon has streaks so chrissy sniff my seat um you gotta put brandon on there jesus put him on all right laura smith dirk casper nielsen, Megan Brown, Emily. Then we got Joe White. It's fine on Prime. Everybody does comedy. Who cares? Good one. Then we got AJ. You want to put him on? Mikey wants

to put him on. Put him on. AJ Rodriguez. Then we got Shawnee Wuhani bangs out with a toe in the mouth like Yanni. Punks DeWani. I mean, put this motherfucker on the list. We got a lot of gooey. This is a big one. Moro, your whore tomorrow.

Amado. Connor McGowan. Andres Mercado. Paul Pamphlet. Madeline Plott. Pee Pee Gonzalez. Sean Drody. Corey Hunter.

Brad Walden. Chris A. Then we got Mike, my peace rests to the left, but I vote to the right. Fitzgerald. Clyde Drexler. Bradley Speck, Michael Martinez, Troy, A.C. Humphreys, Kelly Quarantine with a dash of COVID-19, Canadian Cutie with a lunch lady booty. Okay, I think we got to the where we were last time. Okay, got it. So that's it it those are the names wow wow okay mike so who made the playoffs all right so we got denny paid my 25 better get my turkey invite or chris he's

getting these hands we got walker wuhan warrior cotton quarantine really making me think differently about the chinese snoop d-o-double-g chissy's farts smell like cum, but I will still stick my Irish piece in his bumps. And then Squeak! Oscar, my mom's a piece. My dad's a Squeak Suarez. A good one. Chrissy, the less

Jack J.J. Watt and Yanni the close-eyed Greek freak. Those are good ones. Close-eyed Greek freak. Ahmed, surprisingly if you knew, Funions the Hobby. I mean, for me, I mean. That's my favorite. Hit me hard. Ebo, the Nigerian kid.

Max, cracked open and stupid cleaned out. Good one. Alt-right Andy gives an all-right Andy with all-night man candy. No Sandys. That's the runner-up for me,

that guy. Yeah, I like that. Brandon has no, Brandon has streaks so chrissy sniffed my seat that's another that one hit me hard joe white it's fine on prime i read it as comedy who cares shawnee wani bangs out with the toe in the mouth like yanni punks at 20. that's another good but i think i'm mad is my favorite yeah i'm going with uh mikey uh surprisingly fumeless surprisingly fumeless could be just like

that could be a shirt that's really funny i like it yeah that's three so we don't even need your vote venetia amazing okay i'm mad surprisingly fumeless that's the hobby you are ppw of the week thank you guys so much continue to go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Remember, every morning, 9 a.m., WEPA in the morning, only on patreon.com. Also go to historyhyenas.com. We got merch. We got all types of fun shit up there. So check us out, baby. Outro Music