History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 140 - Ask a Doctor About COVID-19

Episode Date: April 22, 2020

We interview front line health care worker and COVID survivor Dr. Lukasz Cygan, here to tell us about his experience dealing with the disease as well as surviving its infection! Make no mistake, this screwed in kid grew up with Chrissy, and if you don't think we get into growing up with Chrissy Quarantine, you gotta 'nother thing coming!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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because he's got to get back to the front lines, you may know him as Doc Outface. Lukey Saigon, the B-A-B-I's godfather, is our guestie, is our guestie of the week. He's got to get back to the, you know, he's, I'm sorry, I got jammed up. What's up? What's up, Guzzy Wuzzy's? I got jammed. Yeah, you know, he's, uh, I'm sorry. I got jammed up. What's up? Yeah. Cause he was, he's, I got jammed.

Because Lukey always jams me up and he doesn't really do, he really doesn't do any entertainment like this. Really. He's just usually he's on the front lines, bat on the Corona virus and then trying to get his family out of world war two Poland. So we're going to see, we're going to see how he does on the Hyenas. But he's a fan, and he's my B.A.B.I.'s godfather. And, Lukey, Yanni's wife is pregnant. What? Is that official? It's official.

She's official. Wow. Yeah, she's knocked up. We've got a bun in the oven, and I just got screamed at because I had to get her a French dip sandwich. Congratulations, Yanni. No, it's huge. Obviously, our fans you

know having a doctor on is is very important um you know obviously people want to know and even me you know i want to know um i waited to to tell you this but i want to know you know the last couple days i have had body aches a dry cough and uh penile discharge so does that mean that corona i don't know if it's on the symptoms but you could be the first bro we don't know anything about this virus yeah first now let me ask you what about anal warts is that been associated with corona or no you know again it's lots of known i haven't read into it though i haven't seen that you could be again you're the first one now mike our producer mike's eye right eye is swollen mike you wanted to show your eye you fucking let's see it mike how long has it been going on for mike put your eye on you anime let's see mikey let's look at mike's look at his eye

he's saying he's swollen how long has it been going on for mike uh i noticed it this morning oh okay right you got like a stye is there something uh no there's no there's no mass it's just like the island's a little swollen all right well. Well, you know what I think it is, Mike? You know what I think's been happening is you're banging these blow-up dolls, and then you're gluing in them, and then you're fingering the blow-up dolls, and then you're itching your eye with the finger. I can't afford those. Yeah, there's bacteria that lurks in plastic.

You got to really clean those things after you bang them out, Mike. Pseudomonas. Pseudomonas. All right, Mike. Get out of here. Now, Lukasz is battling the coronavirus on the front lines. He also does a lot of charity work, side work, some of that charity work being constantly getting called from Chrissy

to find out what his symptoms are. So you do a lot of free medical work for your friend. Pro bono, yeah. At what point are you going to start charging him? Because the kid's always got some sort of bacteria that gets into his urethra. And the pharmacies I have to fucking send them to, too. Like, Florida, Orlando, I have to send a napalm. Disney World.

What about the wildest thing you have to do is you called in – Like a CBS in Orlando. You called in a chlamydia bomb to Florida. Yeah, that was pretty wild last year and then you know wherever his comedy shows are it's like if they ever investigate my prescription patterns they're like what the fuck yeah i know sometimes he actually goes do you send a prescription to a different cvs just so they don't see him again because i know sometimes he doesn't want the same cvs to see him going back in for a repeat cleaning.

Yeah, I mean, he's like, I do wherever he wants me to go. It's all over the place. The CVS in Bay Ridge, you know, it's all legal. But because I was going in there so much, they thought that I was getting prescriptions that weren't mine and selling them on the street. They were asking a few follow-up questions. Dude, speaking of COVID, azithromycin, which you've taken once or twice that's the that's the drink

right that's that's being studied so wait i can covid so tell them about that azithromycin which treats chlamydia is also treating covid 19 is that that's true well i mean it's in it's in the trials where there hasn't been any definitive evidence but yeah and you know there's a national shortage and i don't know if it's because of covid or it's because of your antics bro i know bro yeah i know well see that's what yannis has got a theory that i'm not going to get corona because i've already been exposed to many other viruses from many different people that corona would just be like it'd be no problem at all yeah like you know when you know when like uh you try to get on the subway in the morning, and it's just too full, and you're just like, I'll just wait for another one.

There's no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like COVID will show up in his system, and it's just already full of so much bacteria and virus. It just goes, you know what? I'll get the next person. Yeah, yeah. I'll move on.

I'll move on. Yeah, maybe. I mean, maybe. Now, I won't mention his name, but our friend who's a fan of the show who was hospitalized, did he get out? Dude, he actually, I asked him, so he's not violating HIPAA. Mitchie Bellis, he got discharged two days ago. You know, again, talk about a fucking hero.

Like literally 10 days, like two weeks ago, he intubated like 10 people in a matter of days. And a week ago, he got really, really sick. Thankfully, it was scary for a little bit, but he got discharged on Sunday, so we're all pumped up. He's a fucking warrior. He really is a hero. Shout out to you, Mitchie. Shout out, Mitchie. We know you're listening, and we're glad that you're

recovered, and we love you, babe. Thank you, Mitch. I appreciate you, Mitchie Bellis. Thank you for being an FF and matriarchy member. We're going to give you something for free as soon as this ban lifts because right now we need your money. I know you're in the hospital, but we need your money, guys. So, no, I'm kidding.

Whatever you want for free, Mitchie, it's on us. I love how you're calling Mitchie, by the way. Yeah. I got a quick question before we get into a lot of the corona, which I know a lot of people are curious about. A lot of our fans don't know you and chrissy are friends from from college you guys went to hosgaddy played the same basketball team now you became a doctor and chrissy for a while was going to be a physical therapist now that could have been a dream for such close friends

because you could have actually treated people and then sent them to your filipino friend stephano to get them worked over did he kind of kill the dream team by going into comedy? A little bit, a little bit. Now I just have to listen to him next to my medical podcast. It's like either learn about COVID or listen to the FFs on History I Eat. That's my choice right now. But you know what? You know what?

Another thing, Giannis, is what you didn't know, is not only did we go to undergrad together, but, uh, graduate school, uh, Lukasz went to medical school at New York college of obstetric medicine, NICOM and on the same campus was my physical therapy program, NYIT. So I was getting my doctorate in physical therapy and Lukasz was becoming a medical doctor and we were on the same campus. So we went to postgraduate together as well. Did you ever send a patient your way that you massaged after they had some actually something wrong with them um no because i i immediately came out and started working with children so i just i didn't uh i didn't but i think if i was trying to if i would have worked with athletes

i think for sure for sure we would have gotten into business together and then my father, Barney Rubble, would have stolen the money from the business. Lukey knows my pops. He's the best. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Lukey's had to call in some prescriptions from my pops too, and we've also had to pay off some

mafia members who need their money. So, I mean, Luke's a good kid he wore he wore a nice shirt because he knew he was going to be on the program so i mean the thing with lukey is he's we went to we're the same guy cut from the same cloth but lukey's just a professional good guy great husband will be a great father one day he's just he never founds himself getting into the problems that i got into i think it's because he just has hardcore, just Polish immigrant World War II parents. He's one of those, you know, stories where he grew up,

you know, nine kids in a studio apartment, whatever those fucking stories are, you know? Yeah, no, he's the immigrant story, you know, the son of immigrants, hardworking. I mean, like my grandparents, because I'm two generations where they didn't speak in English. If you're going to speak to lukasz's parents you're going to have to do a lot of hand signaling because yeah yeah you're just going to have to point to things you want try to smile and say okay because the kids make no mistake they don't speak much english and it was hard for me being mostly german to look at to look at that face and not just want to smash it every day because that's the type of face that the germans would see and say no we got to get those faces out of here yeah i mean yeah when you look at lukasz if you're german

you kind of look at him the way a painter looks at a room he just painted when he feels like he just missed the spot yeah yeah just missed the spot yeah it just looks like the spot that the painter missed when you're german that's what you're peeping out. Yeah. Now, Luke, okay, so let's talk about COVID-19. Obviously, I'm Chrissy Coronavirus, and this is Giannis Pandemic Pappas, so we know what's going on here. So what can you tell our fans, you know, things that they may not know to stay safe or what you've been seeing behind, you know,

enemy lines with this Asian disease that's ravaging everybody? Yeah, a little pipsqueak, that Giannis calls it's ravaging everybody. Yeah, the little pipsqueak that Giannis calls it. Little fucking squeak! Little pipsqueak. What can we do? Besides throwing little Dr. Fauci's at it, what else can we do? Dr. Fauci's the best, but honestly, the social distancing has worked, and we gotta keep at it,

though, and, uh, because we've kind of followed the same path that Cuomo was talking about, and we just really, really have to stay disciplined. Because I know it may seem like an overreaction, and we hear, like, good news from the media that, you know, it's getting better and the hospitals aren't as overwhelmed. This is going to be like a two-, three-, four-month battle on our end.

You know, hopefully life will get back sooner or later, but we just got to stay disciplined. That's, like, really, really, really important. I know everybody's antsy inside, but the social distancing is really the best thing you could do. Now, is there anything like, you know, like if you guys would have known about this, cause there's a lot of talk now as things come out, like if we would have known about this two months ago, if we would have shut down the country two months ago versus now, or people saying this wasn't, this was just the flu versus what it is

now. What do you have to say about that being someone who's really seeing what's going on? I mean, you know, hindsight is 2020. And it could have been a little bit better if stuff started in February, but at the time would have seen it would have seemed like an overreaction, but we didn't know we just didn't have the information. So it's really it's difficult to look back on it. I think the response has been pretty, you know, swift starting like mid March, and it's, it's really, it's difficult to look back on it. I think the response has been pretty, you know, swift starting like mid-March and it's really working. So yeah, maybe if we had a crystal ball, that's fine. But we really didn't have any information and, you know, and we're still like learning about it. Like I'm learning stuff, I'm learning more about it through like Twitter and like following like big, you know, ER doctors, ICU doctors on Twitter, just sharing information that way.

And it's actually probably saved more lives than any like publication that's come out. So it's just, it's just so much was unknown. It's crazy. What makes, what makes this virus different from the previous viruses where we didn't have to go into a nationwide or global lockdown. Why has this virus caused a global lockdown? So if you get it, you have a high likelihood that you're going to infect three other people. And then those three other people can affect three other people.

That's like nine people. And it's just exponential. And so it's super infectious that way. More infectious than the flu, a little bit. But what the biggest thing is, is these people get sick in infectious that way. More infectious than the flu a little bit. But what the biggest thing is, is these people get sick in a different way. And their lungs just get jacked up. And everybody responds differently to it. So not only is it like a new way that the lungs respond, but it's different with each individual person.

I had it like three weeks ago and I had allergy symptoms. I had nothing. But again, Mitch had his lungs were super inflamed, super fucked up and he needed, he needed extra oxygen needs to be hospitalized. And when that happens, it lasts for like two weeks. So that's how it overwhelms the system.

Cause then you get in the hospital and then you have to, instead of the, you know, flu is like, if you get sick with the flu, it's probably, you know, three or four days,

maybe, maybe a week. This is up to two weeks. So, you know, two weeks weeks seven days on a ventilator uh that holds up a whole hospital room resources and then you know the people because it becomes so infectious more people come and come in so that's yeah obviously you're a you know obviously you're a doctor a lot of our fans from all over the country all over the world you're're an ER doctor in Brooklyn. So the epicenter in the whole world of it. Have you seen a decline in the ER? Are things as bad as they were two weeks ago? Or do you feel like they're somewhat improving?

It's stabilized. It's been the same. We're also, I think in the beginning, it was such a shock to us too because it was such a different disease that I think also we adjusted to it a little bit, you know? So it may be that the numbers stabilized, maybe a little decrease, but all the people that we saw downstairs are now upstairs in the ICUs. So that's why the hospital is still not like recovered. And those are, those are people who are like really underappreciated, the ICU doctors, nurses, you know, we get, we've been getting a lot of like, you getting a lot of lunch delivered to us every day and a lot of notoriety, which is great. But the people who are dealing with this day in, day out, patients for two weeks at a time, are still in the thick of it. So that's why it's going to take longer than even we anticipate.

But it's gotten a little bit better, but it could be also that we're getting used to the new medicine basically, because this is a brand new medicine. Yeah. Do you, do you think that has there, in your opinion, has there been not, I know there's no cure all, but has there been one treatment that you've went to the most that you've seen work the most, even though it doesn't work every time? You know, the medicines that we give in the ED really, they're like, they're like day one of whatever, you know, seven day treatment, you know, this, the, the, the Plaquenil, the antilupus drug, antimalarage, other talks about, again, the studies don't show that they really,

really help. The biggest thing for me, that's been a grind and such a change is who to put, who to put on a ventilator. And that's like a wild decision because that used to be something that was kind of instinctual and easy. But with this, it's so, so different. And people are walking around with oxygen levels in like the 80s, 70s. And doctors have to be more comfortable with that because most of these people kind of like recover, which is wild. Because usually these people are intubated in a second. And that's what happened like a month ago because we didn't know about it.

That's what happened in Italy. People just got intubated right away and overwhelmed the system. And people don't do well in the ventilator either. So that's been the biggest adjustment is knowing, you know, what we're doing actually for some people who are like in the 80s is we like, instead of laying flat in bed, we have them turn over. It's called proning. So they're like laying flat in bed. So this is somebody who's suffocating. And then they have me who's like, you know, guy that just met five minutes ago, like, all right, well, I'm not gonna give you medicine

or anything. Just, you know, just with the oxygen mask, just really just sit on your face right into a pillow. And I'll come back in five minutes but that's actually been beneficial and it's preventing intubations um but it works for some doesn't work for others because it's just so fucking variable so hard now why why has why do you think it affects people so differently is the viral load or strand or they don't know we don't know i mean we really don't know you know i i think there has to be a genetic type of thing to this that is me hypothesizing there is some evidence that does affect the blood um and affect certain blood types one another so it does kind of point to that but

that's just me completely just guessing uh i think it is there's got to be something your genes where it just gets it affects your body differently and more severe. But hopefully in a few months we'll have a better idea of it, but it's really, we really, we don't know. It's just so variable and tricky. What do you think the quickest there could be a vaccine or a cure is? If you have to guess, I know it's all guessing. It's probably like a year. Usually that's how it takes because you got to make sure, you know, you got to come up with a vaccine.

You got to make sure it affects the appropriate strands and you got to test it. Everything's got to get tested. So that's why it's like, so, it's so hard because all these things take time and we didn't answer as, you know, a month ago. I would say hopefully a year, hopefully a year, but it's hard. It's hard. Yeah. Now when you guys were playing basketball together, did Chrissy ever talk back in the locker room,

or was that just something he started doing in his 30s? Oh, he tucked back since he was 18. Yeah. The praying mantis was his favorite move, so it would be a tuck back and then the arms would go. And the arms out. Show us. The praying mantis with my dick tucked back.

There's that picture of me and our friend. With the wig on and the praying mantis. Do you remember? It's when we got knocked out of the national tournament, and within five minutes, I had my dick tucked back with my arms out doing the praying mantis. Yeah, I'm crying because my season is over. I'm a loser, and this kid's just praying mantis-ing in the locker room.

Yeah. Well, I know he was the star player on the team, so he didn't get taken out much, but did he get his rests on defense? Oh, he got a ton of rest on defense yeah i was the star i was the star player on the team but three kids on my team are handicapped so it's just doesn't matter i mean i was playing wheelchair basketball with two legs now do you think i know you're a doctor so it's really like i don't know you know even if you're comfortable answering the question, but just to get your opinion, just throwing it out there, do you think the response has been appropriate, like a shutdown?

Like do you think this is what we need to do to control it? Yeah, yeah. Cuomo is particularly – I know he's a piece, but – He's a piece, that kid. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, I believe his nipples are pierced, and that's why I vote for him. Oh, yeah, I saw that picture a few weeks ago.

But, yeah, I think, you know, he's done a really, really good job, and he's very, very, you know, cautious in what he... the information he relays to the public. But most of it, you could tell, is medically based. He's just listening to the experts. He's not just making making shit up and or like reading an article and just saying it so he's

very calculated in his response and i i have felt comfortable with what he's been doing and on the front lines it's been working it's like you know because in the because three weeks ago two weeks ago it was it was truly truly wild and now it's thankfully stabilized. But just like China, if you open up too early, then we get back to square one, and then we're just going to delay things from really fully opening back up again. So, yeah, I think it's been as best as they could. Do you think as a doctor, not that it was anybody's fault, but in the beginning, like do you think now a month, two months into this,

you know how to fight it better? And somebody who may have died three weeks ago because of the treatment course that you think now a month two months into this you you know how to fight it better and somebody who may have died three weeks ago because of the treatment course that you guys didn't know won't won't die today do you think that's more happening more and more hard to say because everything is so individual and the way uh the way it like presents um but i mean yeah we're learning more and more about it. So we're more and more comfortable with it. Taking, you know, what was riskier three weeks ago is kind of common practice now. So, I mean, riskier like keeping people off vents right now. That's the risky part, like not intubating now and hopefully they turn around. So, yeah, I mean, the treatment has changed and it's throughout.

We're learning from Italy. Italy is sharing a lot of information. Europe is sharing a lot of information. And now New York is going to be the one sharing with everybody else throughout. We're learning from Italy. Italy is sharing a lot of information. Europe is sharing a lot of information. Now New York is going to be the one sharing with everybody else because the rest of the states are behind. Do you feel like you have a higher chance of getting sick and dying

from this disease if you're a Democrat? That's a good question. That's the hard-hitting one. That's really what we want to get to the bottom of. Yeah. They're probably more woke. They're probably wearing masks and gloves. Gloving up. the hard-hitting one that that's really what we want to get to the bottom of yeah yeah uh i mean they're probably more woke so they're probably wearing masks and gloves so probably not uh probably not but again i'll look into it actually let me ask you this seriously because i know that

the media reports on things and i'm aware that you know it can happen to anyone and affect anyone but the people in your er have you seen majority of the people getting, I know there's always outliers, but majority of the people getting really sick and unfortunately dying are older with health conditions and all that? Or do you really see sometimes very young, in shape, healthy people come in and they have a really negative outcome with this? Or is that more rare? The numbers don't lie. It's mostly older and sicker patients, but it's not like there is a high number, not percentage, but high number of people who are pretty young and healthy and, you know, slightly overweight, like BMIs are kind of is one of the, BMI over 40 is like one of

the biggest risk factors now, more than age. So obesity and overweight patients are high risk. So I'm seeing it pretty much the whole gamut. But, you know, again, the older people. So that's different than the flu. You don't ever really find a young, healthy person come in and die of the flu. That's very rare. It happens. It's rare. But that happens as well.

Those are tragic cases. It's not as rare. But I'm saying COVID-19, it's like the flu. COVID-19 and that aren't matched up, like, in the sense of rare deaths happening with young people. That's because the flu, COVID-19 and that aren't matched up in the sense of rare deaths happening with young people. That's because of the numbers. The numbers are so high in such a short amount of time.

So you've got to look at percentages and everything. So it's really like, it's a statistical question that's probably hard to answer. But no, it's all over the place. There are young people. You've got to protect yourselves.

I have seen younger people get sick. Thankfully, I haven't had a poor, poor poor outcome yet but i've heard of uh from four other doctors obviously i'm asking this question for you know someone else in general if i don't shake hands or do anything like that stay six feet away but i i i give a blow job not me but if someone gives a blow job hands behind the the back, can they contract a seizure? There's no evidence of that. I think you're good. No. Didn't New York City come out with a guideline a couple weeks ago?

It didn't say anything about blowjobs. It talked about rim jobs. That's why I'm asking specifically. I think if you're doing handies, you've got to wash your hands before and after, right? And maybe even during. During, yeah. Yeah, maybe during, just? And maybe even during. During, yeah. Yeah, maybe even during, just to make sure. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, go ahead. Do you have one more? Because we've got to let him go, so he's got to get back to the front lines. Bro, have we had a Weizhong Ji yet? I guess the Democrat one was Weizhong Ji.

Yeah. We don't have the button, so we don't have the button. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay. Chris, you will let one fly in a second. Yeah. But what I think, what I'm very curious to know, and I think probably a lot of listeners are curious to know, is like, how exactly do you catch this?

What are the real things? Because there's so much information. It's kind of confusing. Like, how is this transmitted? So I have it. I touch my mouth. I touch a chair. You touch that chair. And within a certain amount of hours, it could I touch my mouth. I touch a chair. You touch that chair.

And within a certain amount of hours, it could be on your hand. And then you touch your face, mouth. And that's how you get it. It's mostly, it's droplet and contact precaution. So it comes from saliva and mucous membranes. So like eyes, mouth. And you can get it. And if you cough, that's in the air for, or sneeze, that's in the air for or sneeze that's

in the air for X amount of time and you walk past that air that's it it can get into your mouth into your nose and that's how you get it so that's why they're recommending wearing masks so the master really protect others not really yourself because if everyone's wearing masks everyone's coughing it's keeping the particles nice and close. So it's droplet in contact. There was some talk that it was airborne, like tuberculosis, which is that would be like the particles are smaller and they stick around in the air longer.

But that has been pulled back by like CDC and World Health Organization. But yeah, it's really just touching something. So that's why you gotta wash your hands constantly Don't touch anything High touch places when you're out It's gonna be a wild world Everyone's gonna be wearing gloves

And not touching doorknobs And that's kind of the way you have to act If you do go out, if you must go out So yeah, that's the way Because it stays on closed for I think 6 hours And some surfaces up to 12 hours. So, you know, you don't know what the surface that you touched, who's touched before.

So that's why. Stay inside and practice good hand hygiene. So is this generally much more contagious than the flu? Yes. Yeah. And you had it. And it's different because you had it and then your wife had it but you had you you guys were you were sicker for longer thankfully yeah i had milder symptoms for a long time like 14 let me tell you right now i mean the kid survived the concentration camp he's not going

to get taken down by covet 19 no chance no yeah i mean he lived four years in dachau he walked out no problem you think the a fucking virus from the Orient is going to take this kid down? Yeah. Cuz, if fucking Heinrich Hitler and Adolf Hitler couldn't kill that face,

neither could a fucking bat from Wuhan. Here's your way, Georgian. There it is. All right, cuz, before we go, the people just want to know, are you circumcised?

18. 18. Can I tell the story when you just showed up one day on crutches? This kid just showed up one day on crutches? This kid just showed up one day on crutches, and he was telling everyone he broke his ankle, that he eats really because he got his beef snipped for his girlfriend at the time

because she said she wanted a kid with a fresh cut of beef, and then she dumped him a month later, and the kid got his beef snipped. Character feast. Say something. Show your beef. All right. Sign out, Lukey. I love you, bro. I love you. Lucas, thank you for your service, Lukey. I love you, bro.

I love you. Lucas, thank you for your service, man. Thank you. Thank you for protecting us, man, and treating everybody. Seriously, you're a hero. Keep people laughing, fellas. Thank you so much. Thank you.

If you want to see Lukasz, go find him in any museum. That was great. Lukasz, he's the head emergency room doctor at Methodist Hospital in Park Slope. And after they found out he was just in this podcast, well, let's hope he's still employed after that. Fingers crossed.

Yeah. I, you know, and I, I think it was a fun, I think it was, it was fun to be around. Cause sometimes the facts of this are a little bit of a snoozer,

but Luke, that's why Luke, gosh, that's why Luke gosh is great because you know, he's young like us, you know, and he's like, the thing about

you cuz is you're always worried about it being a snoozer but if chrissy d's in the room then you're it's not going to be a snoozer yeah that's true i mean we're doing a podcast from a four-year-old's bedroom so it's just what it is i mean there's never if you're in the room cuz i mean it's just you're you bring an energy that people you're not there's no every time you ask us if Every time you ask us if it was a snoozer, it's never a snoozer. It's never a snoozer. And I'm sorry, Venetia, did you want to ask Luke any doctor questions? I'm sorry. No, you guys asked all the questions I was wondering.

That was a good interview. Yeah, she only had one question, and I'll answer it for you, Venetia. No, he's married. He's not available. And no, he's not Greek. Yes. You know, I mean, I feel like Venetia is one of those Greeks who's like, he's not available and no, he's not Greek. Yes. You know, I mean,

I feel like Venetia is one of those Greeks who's like, she wants to know, is he Greek? Is he married? And because she's getting to that point right now where her family's about to throw her out of a window if she doesn't find a Greek man soon. Yeah, well, she doesn't want to tell the truth. Her family really moved away. It was before the coronavirus because she's not married yet. And they're like, we can't be near this woman unless she has a husband.

I mean, she's going to – they're probably going to start trying to figure out arranged marriages for her soon. Yeah. It's what it is, cuz. All right. So, yeah, so that was – so I'm happy that we started that out with the little Lukey Tuesdays. Yeah, that kid's my fucking best friend.

I mean, he's the B.A.B.I.'s godfather. So, yeah, so he's great. I forgot to ask him, like, do you think it's okay for me to hang out with versi now because i've been hanging out with him like we went i tied one on with him the other day we went and just took a hike and i smoked i smoked a puff with him he didn't smoke past the cigar back and forth no no i had the cigar but i mean he he had it like a month ago now right so it's like it's done right i mean we could have asked him, but I think that you're probably okay even if he had it active as long as you're,

you know, I would stay, whatever, 10 feet away because I think that the only thing that I, from the news, what the news says, but again, we can always verify with Lukey, is that they do, they're not sure how long it stays in your system and if it goes completely out of your system or if it just kind

of dies and then can be reactivated 10 years from now out of nowhere like other viruses. They're not sure because it's so new, you know what I mean? Yeah, you know what, you know, I don't even really blame a lot of the people who are saying wild things and have conspiracy theories and are thinking that this lockdown is un-American and all that. I mean, you know, ignorance is a disease in and of itself. And I don't blame them because, you know, we're just fortunate enough to know a few people who are on the front lines of this so that we can ask directly who have firsthand experience and are battling this firsthand.

So me and Chris just happen to know exactly what's going on because like you just witnessed, Lukasz is an emergency room doctor. He's the head emergency room doctor and he's dealing with this. So the things he's saying are apolitical. He's just giving you the facts of what's going on and he's saying, yes, this is what we need to do to battle this because he's battling it. So there you hear, you just heard it from the horse's mouth. I hope this helps a lot of people out there who have questions about what's going on.

You heard it from him himself. This is the appropriate measures we need to take to control this thing right now. And he did say the other day about New York. Social distance guideline is everywhere. You have to pay attention, take this seriously everywhere. But New York really is the place. New York City is really the place that's getting like so destroyed. So there needs to be like, I know like every government in every state is like,

oh, but Wyoming, we need PPE too. It's like you do and you don't. It's like right now it's kind of just about New York City, like where it's like this is, I think we got over 50% of all the cases are in this city. So it's, it's a little bit like the hysteria by the media that this is a whole national crisis. It is but it's also like it's really New York's problem. Big, the biggest problem is New York. Like if, if New York didn't have this, if we weren't set up this way, we'd have almost no cases. I mean, there's virtually no cases outside of New York.

Oh, there are, but there's such a small percentage of it. Yeah. But the problem is if like, if you just let people keep moving around and traveling and shit like that, it'll spread everywhere. Yeah.

No, I'm not talking about the economy. I'm talking about like all like the, like, right. Like, I don't understand why, you know,

Iowa would need any extra amount of personal protective equipment or ventilators right now. I don't know why they would need any, like send them all to New York, send all your nurses and doctors and beds to New York until it's your problem. Because right now it's not their problem. You know what I mean? Right. My cousins just told me, my first cousins, they told me they both have it and they're recovering and they both tested positive for it. So this time they get it. I don't know, man. They travel at New York. They live in New York. I don't, I don't know. I didn't get it. Did you guys ever, did you ever guys ever fuck the same goat? Um, yes, but I haven't seen any literature on that to me if that's contagious.

But that's yeah. But that we got it. because it because greece because greece does have a very low incidence of corona 19 so maybe there might be something that protects you if you fuck a goat you might be immune to this well if you listen to mr panos he just says you know you can't get to the greeks because chinese like the greeks are just you can't stop the greeks we're like cockroaches you could try to kill us but we'll stick around. Yeah, stick around. Yeah, I think what happened, the Greeks responded really early. They actually, I think they're getting credit for just like really shutting things down earlier than Italy. And everyone's kind of sticking to it.

And here's the thing. Here's a funny joke I'm about to make. Let's do it. If you tell the Greeks to stay home and not work, you don't have to really repeat it twice. Yeah. You know, it's going to be an easy task if you say, hey, Greece, this is what we need you to do. Not go to work and just chill at home with your family. They're going like, thank you.

We're going to do that, and we're very good at that. Yeah, I mean, because we've been in quarantine for about five weeks now and other than wepa in the morning this might be the first regular episode podcast you've done sitting up every single other one you've done you've been laying on your bed with your belly sticking out doing because that's just what greeks do yeah if there's one thing greeks are good at it's you know social distancing from other people being with their family and not going to work. It's what it is. Now, cuz, is your baby, what's, your baby's going to be born Spartan, so what Spartan test will that baby have to pass?

Or else it gets discarded, right? Well, yeah, if we find out if it's girl, you know, if we find out if it's a girl, I'm going to, you know, obviously I'm going to let the baby be born because it's ceremonial to throw it off a cliff. So, you know, yeah, it's got to be a boy. That's just Spartan tradition. I mean, the girls, we just throw them back. Just throw them right back. Return to sender.

God puts it out and we throw it right back to God. Now, cuz, if the baby is a boy, are you going to circumcise its piece? Because there's a lot of debate now about circumcision and if it's right or not. But is that kid going to get a fresh cut of beef or is he going to stay wrapped up his whole life? Well, no. I'm going to immediately have him have – I want my kid to be trans, so Thomas Dale's prophecies will come true. So what we're going to do is we're going to tuck him back immediately. If it comes out of penis, we're going to push that thing right back in.

If it's an outie, we're going to push it right back into an innie. It's what it is. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We're going to make him trans at the beginning because that's what the kid wants. Yeah, it's what he wants. Yeah. Well, it's interesting because right now, as the baby's developing in your wife's body, I think it might have both chromosomes.

I don't know when the gender actually happens. So all babies are trans for the first trimester. So that should be comforting you that technically right now your baby is trans. Look, here's the thing, kids. Trans people have always been around. They've always existed. What didn't exist is like the hormone therapy and the sex change operations that a lot of people do. But I mean, yeah, like the fact that people are born with male genitalia that ends up being male genitalia, but they have like female brains and those chemicals and more estrogen, that stuff all makes sense.

It all makes sense. Once you start learning about what's going on in the womb, because yeah, that's what me and my wife are doing right now. And what Chris said is it's actually wild that the clit either because it either grows into a penis or it stays a clit and the testes descend. Like the things that make the balls come from the ovaries drop down and become balls. So there's a thin line between male and female. And, of course, most of us end up going to the right or left just like we do politically.

But make no mistake, some of us are moderate. Those moderates are trans. Trans. We're on the right. Did I ever tell you right did i ever tell you something that people are just gonna have to get used to it's just they're not going anywhere just fucking accept it like i don't think people should be fucking taking hormone blockers at age six or whatever but you know what it's your fucking kid if you want to give them fucking hormone blockers do what you got to do it's your fucking kid your property i don't give a shit do what it is because did i ever tell you about the time when i was a pediatric uh therapist and i saw i saw a well i was a pediatric pt but the patient was an adult and because we it was like all in the same

hospital and i saw a patient who was a hermaphrodite did i ever tell you about that yes you did well tell the people again because it's interesting because i think a lot of people don't even know that that exists yeah i mean first of all this guy was, I mean, you want to talk about being dealt a hand? I mean, this kid was dealt a hand. This guy was dealt a fucking hand. I mean, first of all, he was a torso. So he was just born with no arms, no legs. Then he was born blind.

And he was a hermaphrodite. So it's just like at every cost that God was just like, fuck you. Fuck you. What's a hermaphrodite for the people who are Franks and Beans? A hermaphrodite is a person who's born with both the penis and the vagina. So in that period that Giannis was talking about when, you know, the testes descend and he becomes a clit or a penis, he just stayed with both sexual organs.

One will always be, like, one will always be primary, but the other one existed. and then a lot of times because of those chemical hormonal imbalances amongst hermaphrodites they there's other issues so this guy so his whole embryonic development his lit his legs his legs and arms never grew and he and his sight never grew so he was blind had no arms no legs and he had a penis and a vagina and it was one of those things where you know you just looked and he was just like but he could talk which was wild I mean he could talk and he was like just a pretty funny not you know like he what he had like some mental disabilities but he was like relatively funny he just kept saying that he had both and I was just like it's just you know

it's kind of like it's kind of like think when i think about some of those patients that i had it's like you know people want to bitch about any little thing i'm fat i can't go out i'm in quarantine it's like this guy literally had both a fucking he had a piece and a puss no arms no legs and couldn't see but yet was still just having a good time i mean i literally could have killed that guy if I just rolled him on his stomach. He could do nothing. That's it. He'd just be over if I just fucking tipped him over, and he would have nothing to do. You know?

Yeah. I mean, what happens is we're all basically like hermaphrodites at the beginning, and then one, it's just the hormone pumps. It's like you get one more, right? It's just more hormones are what make you male or female, right? Hormones are what make you male or female. Yeah, it's just what it is. And that's why, you know, I think that's why on this podcast,

we've said it so many, so many times. We just have a little bit more estrogen than most men. We still are men, but I think we just had a little bit more estrogen because both our fathers are gay. Right. So that's part of it. And it's also just like people have a really hard time accepting gray zones. They have a really hard time, you know, and that doesn't go for the people who reject it too. It's also the people who

on the other side push too hard and try to make the gray zone the norm. It's like, no, the gray zone is still the gray zone. It's still exceptions. It's not the rule. But people have a really hard time accepting both and letting both coexist. They want things to be either this way or that way. It seems like there's, I don't know what the evolutionary reason for that is. There must be one, or maybe people are just fucking stupid. Because life, this planet is bisexual. It goes both ways. You're going to have to accept that. There's no right or wrong for most things.

Most people can find a reason to believe this or that. So, you know, it's just life's bisexual. And I've been embracing that. And it feels real good to embrace that. Yeah, I mean, you should embrace it. It's like, it's a wild thing because every straight woman, you know, masturbates to lesbian that. Yeah, I mean, you should embrace it. It's like, it's a wild thing because every straight woman, you know, masturbates to lesbian porn. So there is an, there is sort of, everyone's got a little gradation. You know what I mean? Like, everyone's got a little, like, I'm not into

dudes. I'm just not into dudes. But you know, I mean, if you can fool me, you can fool me, you know? Now, cuz, are we going to talk aboutorence nightingale because the last time we tried you this episode we got into a fist fight but now we know but now we know the reason why we got into a fight is because you were hiding the fact that you were a father no what happened yeah babe i don't remember but here's the thing is was it florence nightingale venetia was that the episode that we got into the argument at? Yeah, it was also interrupted. So how much of it actually went out to the people? A lot of it went out to our Patreon members, but we didn't really get into it that much to all of your fans.

So this is basically for all of them. What I like about the way Chrissy, I think Chrissy, much like his mom, very much in check, very loving, everything. But just once in a while, he just explodes. It's what it is. Once in a while, you just have had enough and you just explode, but then you return right back. Then you grab your rosemary beads and you get right back to being a good Catholic

and you hold it back in. But once in a while, Mount Eruptus, Catholics just need to explode once in a while. Just like most people need to come once in a while, Catholics just need to get the hate out once in a while. Yeah, get the hate out once in a while. And yeah, by the way, to some of the people who message me about they're also victims of sex crimes, just keep in mind I'm on a podcast and I'm being entertaining. So I'm not a lawyer. I don't work for the FBI. So please stop messaging me your sex crime stories. Just go to the authorities because I keep getting messages about, oh, I was molested by a priest too. And I got held down and skull fucked too. I'm like, yeah, that may or may not be true. Chrissy fucking white lies. So just stop messaging me.

Yeah. You just have to assume when you're dealing with Chrissy that it could, it may or may not be true. It's a web of lies and truth mixed together. The kid does not obey by the same rules that most people do when it comes to reality. He lives in a fantasy land. He was an only child and his imagination was running wild. And he just went with that. I just went with him. He didn't turn it off. When you stop playing with Barbie dolls and became a boy and made choices, he did it.

He just said, I'm going to be what I want to be on whatever day it is. And that's just what it's going to be. Now, cuz, listen, just real quickly. So a lot of Florence Nightingale, we did the first... Here's the thing, though. We can't do Florence Nightingale. We can't do Florence Nightingale. We can't go from fucking Lukasz and Corona and then do 10 minutes on Florence Nightingale, especially since

I prepared for the Aztecs. I mean, we're fake beans. Alright, so let's just read the Patreon names. We've got a lot of them. How long have we been done already? How long have we done? 50 minutes. Yeah, I mean we can't do 10 minutes of fucking Florence Nightingale right now. Let me just real quick. Florence Nightingale, she was fucking kind of a piece.

She basically invented, you know, being a modern nurse. She contracted the bacterial infection brucellosis, also known as Crimean fever, and throughout the Civil War, she was frequently consulted about to manage the best field hospitals and whatever other fucking snoozefest facts we had. Whatever other snoozefest

facts, fuck, Ben and Tia pulled up. But yeah, she wears that corset thing on her head. If you colorize her photo, she's probably just a little bit of a piece. Her nickname was Lady with the Lamp. And yeah, she basically is credited for founding Modern Nursing.

So give her a round of applause. So if she was still alive today, we'd give her a fucking round of applause and I'd send her free lunch for getting out there and braving the front lines. And if she was on the front lines today, she'd probably bang out a doctor behind her husband's back like they all do.

She's known for really making sure that the standards of cleanliness are up to par. That's really what it was, that she was the one who set the standards because all the hospitals before were dirty and people weren't practicing good hygiene. Okay, so there you go. So she would be a big advocate for wearing masks and gloves out in public. I mean, I'm really interested in her. I'd love to talk about her more, but you know what? Maybe it's a tradition on the History of Ahina is whenever we got a woman,

we just do three to five minutes. Do three to five minutes, and we just let Venetia talk about it, and then we search our Instagrams. We go look through our DMs. Yeah, I mean, this was such a good... Well, can you send the Patreon names, Bubbies? Let's at least knock some of them off because... Yeah, I'll get that sent to you.

Mike, what the hell? What are you fucking playing, video games? I mean, that kid's on his freaking gamer mic. Oh, no, I got too close to the mic right there. I'm sorry. Yeah, because if you make that mistake, you probably fell asleep again. Mikey, how, I got too close to the mic right there. I'm sorry. Yeah, because if you make no mistake, you probably fell asleep again. Mikey, how are you doing down in San Antonio?

You miss New York? Are you yelling at your wife, or is everything cool? No, we're cool. I do miss New York, though. Your eye looks better. Yeah, you can't really tell. I mean, it looks pretty good. You know?

I saw that while we were recording right there so how's bobby doing is he over us leaving or what he hasn't mentioned it uh since last week since you were on the podcast so he's doing okay right yeah it's what it is all right yeah so we'll read the patreon names by the way go to patreon.com slash bay ridge boys become part of the matriarch we We've been doing a show every morning at 9 a.m. Eastern time. Our weekly morning show called WEPA in the morning. It's great. You get all the news of the day that you'll need. It's just an alternative

to morning shows. It's only on Patreon. You can get it even at the $5 level, our lowest level. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. So go check that out. Guys, it's a daily live show, 9 a.m. Eastern every day, only on patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. So if you want to watch it live, we got no Nets, no Yanni Nets, no Chrissy Nets. Yeah.

Just go wild. It's the wildest morning show. We're joint doing it. Join patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys to be able to access it. Yeah, today. we now okay real quick so yanni so you know miss pops is pregnant she wanted a french dip sandwich and you got it for her you could you not find it no i could not find it so i went i just got her a gyro uh plain gyro and that did the trick but yeah yeah you're gonna have to start feeding her chinese people because that yeah she actually wants Chinese food right now. She keeps asking for Chinese food.

Wow. Wow. Cuz, what if the baby's a fucking Democrat? Because I feel like only a Democrat would eat Chinese food right now. Yeah. I mean, you make really good points. And, you know, our worst fears lay in anticipation. I mean, I'm not going to think about it now.

But, yeah, once in a while it does frighten me. Yeah. Cuz, the worst nightmare for you is if your baby's a Nate Bargatze fan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's what it is. Let's read some Patreon names. Cause it's going to be great because you're going to be, you're going to be, you're a father and a grandpa at the same time. I mean, cause you're 87 years old and it's just going to be, you know? Yeah.

I mean, he's going to get to know me for a few years and then he's on his own. Because it's going to be in kindergarten when it's, you know, because it's usually back to back. It's take your parents a day and then take your grandparents to school day. And you're just going to go back. You're going to go for both. Yeah, I'll go for both on those days. And listen, if you want to be the godmother i'm gonna i'm gonna have a god mother off where i'm gonna have to make you prove it in a dance contest yeah yeah i mean we're back welcome back

chrissy went wild lucas yeah it's just what it is yeah i mean yeah it's just we're back right now all cackled and yeah and we're back and we're back so let's read some patreon names yeah okay by the way mikey did you send them yeah okay no you send me anime porn where did you send them i sent you both i sent them to your email oh to the email okay um from the member the patreon email okay remember patreon.com slash bay ridge boys when you join our patreon we will read your name out we've been getting so many new patreon members thank you guys so much so there are a lot of them So we're going to get through as many as we can. We always encourage you guys to make a funny name that makes us laugh.

We will pick a PPW, a Pseudo Penis of the Week, and we'll tweet out whoever wins that or save here on the show. So we always encourage funny names. If you don't want to make a name, you can just read your regular name, and we'll just say you're going straight to the back, meaning you're here for the content, and that's okay too. So let's see what we got. Okay ready yanni yeah let's do it okay starting off ryan lucas lindsey call lindsey carson mini horse one shot supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

no fumes brian that was a good unique one put him on the list he's on the list colton warren jason goodman coronado underscore ii uh chris mullen steel pipe piece nick rupert chad gem cow alex bomarito alex bomarito leon garani that we got got Jordan sliding into Peach Mommy's inbox. Oops, never mind Trump 2020 parish. Ten. By the way, that... That's definitely a black kid. That's a black kid. And by the way, that's a callback to

something we do on Weppa in the morning. Every day we do a thirst trap of the day. So that's a little callback for that. Sam Fleming. Then we got Marquise full now means so i know bennett t his father will never accept me love it that's it that's original but i'm gonna give him a drexler but that was a nice swing nice marquise um tyler durden curie de vias rg steven want to find yannis's butt bullet hole and give it chlamydia i'm not gay go yankees monroe

now here's the deal with that that's what you call a home run fucking swing because what he's trying to say is he wants to find the bullet hole stick his dick and give it chlamydia he went for it i'm gonna say clyde drexler but i mean that was a fucking original attempt it was original attempt yeah and because we stopped saying to give us funny names or because we haven't mentioned it so much some of these people don't know so anyone who hears their name who hears this episode and wants to edit their name and make a funny name like some of these other people are doing more more than happy to do it because we used to say it every episode and we haven't so remember if you go to patreon.com

slash spay ridge boys make your name funny and creative and we'll go wild and you can be the ppw okay but that's fine yeah do me one favor can favor. Can you just repeat, I just want to make sure he wasn't the victim of a bad read because, I mean, that kid was very original. Can we do it one more time? Steven want to find Giannis' butt bullet hole and give it chlamydia. I'm not gay. Go Yankees, Monroe.

Now, Clyde Drexler, but what a fucking original attempt. Then we got Patrick O'Grady, BKT, aka Big Chrissy Titties. What a fucking original attempt. Then we got Patrick O'Grady. BKT, a.k.a. Big Chrissy Titties. Goody. Goody. Chris Clemens.

Then we got Got No Problem With The China, Gotta Love Me That Sideways China Vagina. I think he deserves to be on the list. He deserves to be on the list, but legally we probably can't repeat that, so it's just what it is. Yeah, so, yeah. Lemmy Lou Who. Then we got Mike Hawks, rough name. Okay.

Scott Coyle. Jeffrey Sherrill. Brandon. Then we got Caleb. My glue gun's getting hard to find because I'm a certified FF, will it? Then we got not gay, but Chrissy makes me go pewing okay then we got carolyn pole caroline pool i'm sorry uh milking the milkman nice uh karen left me and took the kids please take me back carrot goody goody that's a goody i like let's put him on the list because he's

going through some stuff let's put him on um list because he's going through some stuff. Let's put him on. John, make no mistake, it's what it is. The situation loves to moan and piss. Joyce. Okay. Omar. Okay, whatever. That just cracked my wife. It cracked your wife, yes. What was that again? Can you read it again? Okay, but I'll read it in a low voice.

Yeah. John, make no mistake, it's what it is. The situation loves to moan and piss joyce let's just give them a good honorable mention we can't put them on the list for legal reasons god yeah and it can't be on the list legal reasons just like the other one okay omar jay cruz then we got mike team mussolini margiotta okay, again, good name, but we just can't honor a dictator. Jason Bates. Then we got

Nick Fappiano. Then we got James Yankin my pseudo-Calzone Scott. Then we got Gigi Manipant, Daniel Marth, Logan Knight, Sophia, Jamie, Quarantine, Kazet, Rakal, James Day,

Cutie with the Smoothie, and a big old ghetto booty. Okay. How come nobody's gotten that one yet? We've had a few of those. We have had a few of those? Yeah. Cutie with the Smoothie with a big booty. There's been a few of those.

All right. All right. Then we got just Sauce Monkey, Dylan, Preston Holder, Hot Sauce Jimbo trying to fuck a bimbo. Okay? He's on the list? Yeah. Then we got Bracken Olika, Belushi,

Mackenzie Gill, Dan Barnhill. Then we got Casey the Situation Anthony. Put that on the list. Now you just call Casey Anthony? Yeah casey anthony yeah yeah fucking wild that'd be wild then we got jackie boy drip dick covet 14 is the flu latin 19 uh throw him on the list and into first place yeah i like it he's on the list first place um then we got pretty wuhan walking down the trump 2020 okay then we got isolation got me horned up like chrissy chlamydia on vodka soda and clarendon d okay then we got looking into trying that puss to prove to my dad i'm not a wuss you know where that's going that's on the

list yeah catapult him right onto the list he He's on the list. Then we got JP. Then we got Jake. Spread my legs, tuck me back, and crack me open, Klein. Good. Then we got Gavin. Then we got Jimmy C., the quarantine cuz with fumes in my fuzz. Catapult him onto the list.

He's on the list. Then we got Tanner Alam. Then we got Chrissy Mofongo Dia my cuchifritos I'm gay now Drexler

good one Drexler by the 10 then we got Alex my phallic tingles when I hear cooped up Chrissy's

COVID commentary thank you Drexler then we got Jake Howard Chris cuz he was he was a bear

but I'm more of an otter. Actually, not gay, though. God bless Mac. On the list? He's good at Drexler, but he's the top Drexler. Okay, then we got William straight to the back, Blackburn. Then we got Ice Cold Beer here. Nice.

Good one. Drexler. James Kelly. Then we got Andrew Cold Beer here. Nice. Good one. James Kelly. Then we got Andrew Potato Monkey Stevenson. Anytime Potato Monkey comes up, it's funny, but Drexler. Okay, then we got Elizabeth Lee, Michael Suit, Ari Levine, Steven Garrow, Danielle Marr, Stana Vasilik, Nick Vogel, Wayne Koenig, Jamie Tomlinson, Padraig O'Connor, Kevin Curran,

pronounced Karen, not Curran, because I'm a German. Okay. Hold on. Oh, something off the list here. Okay. What am I going to do about my fucking hair? Should I just shave it off? Just shave it off.

Why not? Shave it. Go full Hasidic Jewish woman. Shave it. Go full Hasidic Jewish woman. Shave it. Then we got Bruce Dietrel, Gilles, Gigi's heinous,

Alyssa, Alec, AU, Christopher, K-R-I-S-T-O-O-F, Christopher spelled with a K, basically. Keith Coffroad, Jason, Mateo Vargas, Akash Singh's Halal cart, Jacob Ballinger,

Ashley, Chrissy, the Rope Master General, Sean Soderblom, Marie, straight to the back, the cola, Alex Shea, My Body is 70% Water and Father Bill's Thirsty. Got to put him in first place. First place.

Then we got Ryan, Teddy Carwild, Derek Drescher, Keith. And then last but not least, Chrissy P. Chrissy P. won't take an E for the anthem,

but will for Yanni's D, Trump 2020. I love the ones that end in Trump 2020. That's a good one. So Drexler. Wow. Yeah. I mean, this is, this is just so much fucking fun, I can't handle it.

Yeah, let's read. So who do we got, the PPW nominees, Mikey? So we got Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Brian. We have Jordan sliding into Peach Mommy's inbox. Oops, never mind. Trump 2020 parish. Ten. Hot sauce Jimbo trying to fuck a bimbo. Cutie with the smoothie with the big ol' ghetto booty.

Yeah. Casey, the situation Anthony. Jackie boy drip dick COVID-14 as the flu ladder full of 19. Funny, but yeah. Very original. Yeah, original though uh jimmy z the quarantine cuz with the fumes in my fuzz good and my body is 70 water and father bill is thirsty i mean yeah he came at the end and he just took it with with fucking originality and hilariousness

yeah thank you so yeah that's the winner. You're the PPW. We appreciate you guys listening. And listen, we'll get this one out as soon as possible because, I mean, we got medical advice. Make no mistake, the spectrum of intelligence on our fan base is so fucking wild. Not only is the spectrum – that's one of my favorite things about this podcast is we get, yeah yet a spectrum of intelligence, a spectrum of ethnicity,

gender. I mean, uh, we got everything. We do have trans fans, by the way, I've been DM by them. So you've said that we got the most trans fans.

I don't know if we got the most trans fans, but we do have some trans fans, which is hilarious, which is hilarious. So thank you guys. So I think we have fans from any, I think we have fans. We probably have hermaphrodite fans. We make it... We get email.

If you're a hermaphrodite, inbox Other History on Amy's Instagram account. We'd love to see your pieces. I love it, man. You know, I love it. We love you guys. You know, it's just... We're all united here. It's a community. We're just trying to have fun. We're all gathering around, trying to make some funnies and laugh and have a good time and entertain you. And we hope you and your

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