History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 146 - Stockholm Syndrome is WILD!

Episode Date: May 13, 2020

They're over a month into quarantine and make no mistake Chrissy is ready to escape San Juan and go over the wall, while Yanni has found comfort and acceptance in his forced way of life! Could it be....STOCKHOLM SYNDROME! We get into the perverse trends appearances thru history starting from it's namesake and try to figure out in our franks and beans way if its mind control, mental abuse or something more Honey Bubbles!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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I feel the opposite. I don't know what is going on, but I feel like if I saw you in person, I would freak out and get scared. I'm getting so used to this quarantine. I feel very comfortable and safe being six feet away from people. Some might say I have Stockholm syndrome. Yeah, the episode today is going to be about Stockholm syndrome. And cuz, when I finally get a chance to physically see you, I'm going to take that you're nuts like Pee Wee Herman. So just so you know, it's gonna get bad because sometimes, yeah, this episode when researching

about Stockholm Syndrome, I mean, because sometimes I feel like I'm a victim of it because I've been victim to some of your long days and I still want to come back for more. Stockholm Syndrome is a very, very, very interesting phenomenon.

It is... Cuz, you look fucking really handsome today. And make no mistake, I want to tongue kiss you. Yeah, I mean, I just woke up from a nap. I've been eating pizza every day. I'm 20 pounds overweight. Greek dough leak, baby. I'm looking good.

I'm looking good. I'm looking good. Gay is the way. My scumbag shape-up is growing back in soon. Because it's growing back in, what can you do? You're safely into the second trimester now with the B-A-B-I. So, I mean, you know, it's just, it's smooth sailing

from here. Now, the second trimester is the golden trimester. And then the third trimester, things start to get fucking wild because there will just be an almost fully grown baby just sitting on your wife's bladder for about two months. You're just going to have to fucking suck it up and deal with it.

She's going to start getting a little more difficult is what you're saying? Yeah, because, I mean, you thought you were a long day? Wait until your wife's eight months. That's going to be long days. Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying a long day? Wait until your wife's eight months. That's going to be long days. Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying to get as much rest as I can right now. And I got to be honest with you, I am very, I'm getting very used to this quarantine. I don't know.

I just like put on a mask. Even when my wife says hello to me, I put my mask on in the house. Yeah. Fucking ready, cuz. Yeah, it's been nice to spend these last two months as a Muslim woman. And it's just, you know, it's a little bit like I get why,

you know, they always want to have masks on and it's just kind of, I kind of like the little, you know, being Chrissy clandestine. I like that. Yeah. I mean,

I'm whenever the Chinese CCP is ready for me to salute them, I am, I'm ready. Like I've'm ready. I've been broken. I've been manipulated. I got fucking Stockholm Syndrome, but it's called Wuhan Syndrome. It's called Wuhan Syndrome. Kuzzy Wuzzy, Stockholm Syndrome,

if you guys don't know what it is, it's when a captive begins... It's the reason why Venetia works for us. Yeah, we got her on Stockholm Syndrome because, make no mistake, we we got her on Stockholm Syndrome, cuz. Make no mistake. We just got her on Stockholm Syndrome, and we're just- It's the reason why Mike still works for Riotcast. Yeah, yeah.

We just- I mean, what the fuck happened, Mikey? We pulled you out of there, and you got pulled right back in. Yeah, well, who are you, me? Yeah, yeah. I mean, cuz, it's stockholm syndrome i i mean what i mean what can you do what can you do i mean it's basically if you guys don't know what stockholm syndrome is it's when uh the the webster definition is a psychological response wherein a captive begins to identify closely with their captors as well as

with their agenda and demands so in other words you get fucking kidnapped by somebody and you would think all you want to do is leave but when the police come in you don't want to leave you want to stay with the captor so it's pretty close to like when when you know women get abused by their husbands like yanni remember that time we're walking in bay ridge and we saw that guy beating the shit out of his girlfriend and we tried to intervene. And then she pulled out a knife and wanted to stab us and told us to get away, but she was getting her ass kicked. It's like a little, that was kind of like Stockholm syndrome. That was one of those moments where I realized how good a kid you were, but also that's when I felt the nine year difference

between us. That was a moment where I felt the nine year difference between us. Yeah. Where I was still, yeah, you're a good kid. You're a wise kid. You're a smart kid, but you just want, you just saw, we just saw two different things there. You saw a girl who needed help. I saw a fucking stupid bitch that was getting what she deserved. Yeah. It was getting what she deserved. And yet in hindsight now, I i mean i should have just told her to go back to her fucking job at rainbow and if she wanted to act like that but you know i was trying to be chrissy good samaritans and then remember we went into that deli and i forgot what the name of it is but i remember it smelled like cat piss and people say it's a good deli in bay ridge but make no mistake they do have a bodega cat that pisses and shits on the floor. Yeah. So what happened was me and Chris, we walk in and Bay Ridge down third Avenue.

And there was this guy, like just like guy and girl arguing. And the guy was just kind of like throwing her about a car. Right. And she was like arguing back with him. And let's just say, um, it wasn't like a gentlemanly argument or it wasn't in a language that was

used proper, uh used proper subjects verbs and predicate it was a lot of put me to and put me to yeah I would say that most likely um the the parents of those people I would say in you know English wasn't you know it's not their first language and I would say they were probably you know on an island uh they probably emigrated from an island that rhymes with you know smeridos stico or you know dominican republic one of those two i mean they either fucking yeah i mean it's just one you know let's just call space spade i mean they were they were. So, you know, and it's just what it is.

And they traveled, and we were trying to help. We were just trying to be helpful. And a lot of people came out and tried to help. And, I mean, that guy was ready to fight, and his girlfriend was ready to fight. And then once we left and we said, all right, fine, this is your problem now, he continued to beat the shit out of her. But after she, you you know was going to

attack us i mean what could we have done so yeah what happened was me chrissy chrissy was like we got to do something we crossed the street i was a little hesitant i was going like you know it looks like you know she's kind of like i could i kind of had just had the feeling that this wasn't the they didn't just meet this wasn't their first fight it had kind of a comfortable kind of this was their dynamic it was just a regular Tuesday for them it's a regular Tuesday for that trash and then and but another couple guys uh also good Samaritans I don't ever want to hear people aren't good because people are usually good and I you know that's why it's like people focus on the negative but like we all wouldn't be here like I've said many times before if people weren't good so like a posse formed around them and started yelling at the guy like hey man

stop and there was also this like older white woman who was also in on it saying shame on you and then the the the stockholm syndrome thing happened that you didn't see coming um and even i was a little shocked because when it happens, you're kind of like, is this happening? She turned around and told us to go fuck ourselves and started threatening us. She was going, fuck you, you don't know. And then he and her both started coming at us aggressively. And then you just saw everyone in the group in the positive form go like, all right, fuck you, get what you deserve, kind of. And she was still like, fuck you, bitch, you don't know. I'll get you fucked up. My brother will kill you, whatever. And then we just walked away. And she was still like, fuck you, bitch. You don't know. I'll get you fucked up.

My brother will kill you, whatever. And then we just walked away. And then he just started to hit her or whatever because that's what she wanted in some strange way. Yeah, and then the weirdest part of the whole thing for me is that weekend she was at my kid's birthday party. So, you know, it was a family member. So it's just what it is.

But, you know, yeah, it's one of, Stockholm Syndrome is very, very interesting. I mean, it's, it gets its name originally fascinating. It is, this is one of the most fascinating things on the planet in the condition is fucking Stockholm syndrome. Yeah. The whole human, cause I mean, listen, it's been happening for probably since the beginning of time, but it just got the name cause it, it's good. They got the name from a bank robbery, uh, in Stockholm in the seventies. Uh,

what was, what was the exact year in August? Go ahead. Yeah, you go ahead. You got it. In August, 1973,

foreign employers of, um, were held hostage in the bank's vault for six days. And a standoff began with escape convict, Jan, Eric Olsonsen pulling a loaded summer submachine gun firing at the ceiling and disguising his voice to sound like an american and he cried in english the party has begun that's my favorite part is he probably just took a line

from some some uh 70s movie and he just he just said it with like a heavy swedish accent and you know because you know information because, you know, information wasn't that readily available back then. It wasn't like he could just turn on the internet and watch an American thing. So at one point he probably watched like Revenge of the Nerds or something, some movie. And he just imitated one line like,

the party has just begun. Pretending to be an American in English. But I mean, he's just a dumb fucking Swedish bank robber. Yeah, he's a dumb fucking idiot. And then he shot a policeman and then Olsen demanded $700,000 in Swedish money. So I don't know how much that fucking really is, but who knows? I guess it's a lot. And then he wanted a getaway car and the release of Clark Olas, Olas Fund, who was serving time for armed robbery and acting as an accessory in the 1966 murder of a police officer.

So that's going down, which one thing you know for sure, inside this bank, I mean, nobody has fumes because it's Sweden. So at least being trapped in there for hours and hours, you know, nobody has fumes because they're just Swedish fucking, they are clean asses in Sweden. Yeah, no, the whole bank probably smelled like the burning wood of a fireplace. Just like a pleasant smell. Yeah, just like an anthropology store. Just real nice. Yeah. So within hours, the police delivered Olsen's fellow convict. I mean, do you understand how wild that is?

Just the Swedish police department? So they, it'd be like if I held up a bank, and I was like Jan, I need you to get Janis Papas out of Rikers Island right now. I'll kill everybody. And then they went and got you out of Rikers. I mean,

that's the, that was nuts to me. Why would the Swedish police do that? I think, yeah, this is sort of a microcosm for why the Swedes and countries like that need America and NATO to protect them because you guys are just fucking soft and you just don't know what you're doing you never

negotiate with terrorists um but in sweden apparently you you shoot a what was it a was he a guard or a police officer either way he was a who cared yeah he's fucking doesn't matter just shot someone took a few people hostage robbed the bank and was like i want you to get my boy out of prison who was convicted of being an accessory to the killing of a cop, which in the United States gets you beat the fuck up behind closed walls. But they said okay, and they gave it to him. They even gave him a car full of gas. They were giving him the only time they drew the line from the request he was making

because they granted him everything was when he asked if he could bring the hostages with him. And that's when they drew the line. I mean, Sweden, Sweden, I mean, you're just too lenient, guy. Yeah, they were real lenient, so that's the only demand they didn't give in to. And then during

the standoff, a bond developed between the captor and the captive. So, you know, they're inside the bank for a good amount of time. And then a bond starts to develop,

which is wild. I mean, you know, I've met people in all kinds of places, but in a bank robbery to fucking kick things off, it's kind of wild, no? Yeah, I mean,

the kid took three women and one guy, probably a finuck. You know, the kid was probably a $3 bill. 100%. Yeah, he mean, the kid took three women and one guy, probably a finuck. You know, the kid was probably a $3 bill. 100%. Yeah, he took three women and one guy captive for six days.

Wow, six days? Six days. That was enough. Yeah, six days. They were in the vault. And at one point, in later interviews, the hostages were interviewed and said, you know, he treated us very well. And they would say, like, what did he do that made you think he treated you very well? And with one of the hostages, he put her on like a leash type of thing.

He put her on a leash and he let her kind of walk around outside the vault. And she thought that that was very kind. Another time he was contemplating because because he was threatening the cops, he wanted to get the things he wanted. One of the things he threatened the cops he was going to do if he didn't get what he wanted was shoot one of them in the leg. And one of them later said they thought that that was very kind that he was just going to shoot them in the leg and not kill them.

Well, let me ask you this, Giannis. Yeah. I mean, let me ask you this, Giannis. I mean, you've been shot in the leg. Do you think that was a nice thing for somebody to do? Yeah, I mean, the guy's very kind. I want to marry that guy. Yeah, the guy's a fucking nice guy, right?

He just fucking popped one in the leg. He could have done it anywhere. But, yeah, I mean, because you know what's good, though, to get shot in the leg? You know, it's goodful and thankful for guys like us to have little pieces. So because, I mean, because if you had, like, a huge fucking piece, you wouldn't be having a baby right now. Yeah, I mean, it would have accelerated. little pieces so because i mean because if you had like a huge fucking piece you'd have a big you wouldn't be having a baby right now i yeah i mean i would it would have been it would have accelerated my trend it would accelerate it the only thing that would have made sense to do at

that point is be trans because i would already had half of it blown off yeah so it's just you might yeah and unfortunately you know you would have never you would have never had the life you have but because i think no matter what here's what i will, you would have never had the life you have, but cause I think no matter what, here's what I will say. I would have the exact same life. I just wouldn't have had a wife. I just wouldn't, I'd be, I'd be in your lap and that's what would be. That's what it would be. Yeah. And so you just be adopting a baby instead of, instead of giving birth to one. So, but I think no matter what, whether, whether you got your dick shot off or not, or no matter which way your life took you, I think the road always led to Chrissy D's butt.

I think no matter what, we're always going to be together, and it was just a matter of time. I think, actually, it's a shock that I think only because I was too scared to come over the bridge into Manhattan, we didn't meet sooner. Yeah, you know, I think it's true. The interesting thing about Stockholm Syndrome to me is that it kind of reinforces what I think I believe is that people don't want to be happy.

They don't want to be comfortable. People aren't really rational either. The thing that people seek out the most is comfortable. They want the familiar. They want what they know already. Whatever their condition to know, it's like Plato's Allegory of the Cave. Whatever their reality is, whatever the thing they know is, they want more of that for better or worse, no matter what it is. Even if it's somebody who kidnaps you and offers to shoot you in the leg as opposed to kill you it becomes what you know and for somehow you seek that out that's why i think that's what describes self-destructive behavior because you're like that's not rational and it's like yeah of course it's not rational so it's like why is that person doing it they must be doing it because of

some prior abuse and it's comfortable to them. It's what they know. It's what they know. They want to be comfy-wumpy. Also, though, I mean, I don't know about stock. Wait a second. Let me just guess. I'm sorry.

Vinny Tia, you fucking better have that shit ready, okay? You fucking better have those notes ready. You fucking have it ready. You're going to deal with what we paid you, and you're going to fucking like it. You're going to like it. If you want to get on that leash again and get your exercise in, you'll do what we fucking say um um sorry woke up you know what's interesting

i watch it it kind of has something to do with it but not really i watched um a bill gates thing from like 10 years ago because now i mean people are flying at bill Gates right now. But he was proposing that there's a gene, I forgot what it is, B-Math 12 or something like that, that he thinks is prevalent in religious extremists. And he wanted to vaccinate against religious extremism in like 2005. He was like talking to the Pentagon about like, I think we've scientists have isolated this gene. And it's very prevalent. And people have extreme religious ideas and want to be terrorists and we can vaccinate against future generations. And who knows if the Pentagon put that in our flu shots or not? I mean, I don't fucking know. But I think a lot of this stuff, how you know how for

years and years and years, we're struggling struggling and i think the future generations will just think different we think so much about why is this person doing that why isn't doing that but it's like it's in our genetic code i don't know i think the comfort the comfort that you're talking about is there's a genetic component to that you think so i think if not a genetic component which would imply it would differ from person to person, which it does a little bit, maybe overall it's an instinct of our species. Maybe it's just an instinct of our species and therefore embedded in the DNA of humanity. Hold on a second.

Just like this is. Nice. Nice. You know what? And you're getting a little skinny because that's the first time you've turned around and ripped a fart and we haven't seen the top of your ass crack. So I think your pants are fitting a little better.

Oh, God. Cuz, I just sat back down in my fart wig. Yeah, cuz. What have you done? I feel like I'm doing a workout, girl, to get out of it. What did you eat for lunch today, cuz? Cuz, I ate a slice of pizza again, a grilled cheese sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts, and then I had half of an Italian hero. Wow, a grilled cheese sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts.

I mean, Cuz, that's a shred. Is that even legal where you live to do that? When you shape up your beard like this, when your mother-in-law who's never left the island of Long Island in her life and votes to the right every election, when she cuts your beard into a shape up like that, you got to get your lunch at Dunkin' Donuts. I mean, getting a grilled cheese sandwich for Dunkin' Donuts sounds like you are on your way to a birthday party that's being held in a public park. way to a birthday party that's being held in a public park how many times do you think i could look uh we could have the authorities look at security cameras footage and see you sneak your fat butt into a dunkin donuts to pull off a fucking vanilla frosted donut yeah i mean cuz how many times can you be seen on cctv outside that dunkin donuts on third avenue well i mean

listen first of all, it's not really me. I don't actually go into Dunkin' Donuts that much, but Barney Rubble, I mean, he fucking, he kept the lights on at a certain Staten Island Dunkin' Donuts off Highland Boulevard for years, and they only recently closed because of the quarantine, and make no mistake, my dad's

been a little sad. He's been a little sad because he's the mayor of that Dunkin' Donuts. I'm not a big Dunkin' Donuts fan. You know what I like? You know what I like to just sneak in because I can just sneak it in when nobody's looking? I like to just fucking prance my lunch lady ass into a

Starbucks and I like to get a cake pop. I like to just take a bite out of a little cake pop, just a little crissy cake pop. It's just a little thing and then you bite it off and nobody even knows. And then I get a banana to wash it down to make believe I'm healthy with a black coffee or a coffee without an almond, because make no mistake, I'm crispy cake pops.

Yeah, I didn't know that. I did not know that. That seems like not a good idea for a sweet. That's not a fresh sweet. No, but cake pops are good. Cuz, I'm telling you, I just did it today because the Starbucks just opened in the neighborhood. Nothing's better than getting a cake pop

and then feeling guilty about it and going for a jog and getting that last extra mile by just going to SoundCloud and putting on a little MDM. Nothing's better. Yeah. I mean, cuz, listen. We all do things that are self-destructive we have all things embedded in our dna and maybe at some point we just embrace it now i mean at

some at some point when we just like look guy i mean you know i'm not killing anybody i mean what you know let's just embrace it what do you say to that my point was maybe that i was just saying like maybe those are all all our all our own self-destructive things. Maybe those are little tiny versions of Stockholm syndrome. I mean, what are we supposed to do? We're trapped on this fucking ball of pain. We got no explanation for why we're here. There's fucking aliens that come and take.

They look at us and then they fucking leave. And, you know, what are we? It's fucking Chinese throwing viruses into soups. What are we supposed to do? Not go grab a fucking cake pop. Yeah. what are we this fucking chinese throwing viruses into soups what are we supposed to do not go grab a fucking cake pop yeah what are we fucking it yeah it's like guy it's like and i support that and i respect that and then and that's the thing so like that's the thing i feel like i'm more i'm an accepting individual where it's like i'm not gonna get mad at certain people it's like i expect to fully see somebody dealing with their problems in whatever way.

Like, I fucking know for a fact if I jumped over to Mike Suarez's house right now, there'd be a Whataburger wrapper in his belly button. And I'm not going to get

mad at him for that. It's just there. Yeah, no, his dot com syndrome is, you know, the kid is a fucking, the kid has sympathy

for the fast food industry and he needs to, you know, make sure that they stay in the black by buying their products. How about this? How about this? I'm a central eater.

Ah, central eater. Central eater. How about this? How about you're a useless eater. How about this? How about this? The other day, the other day I was going to take a shower

and I took my loofah and I was going to loofah down my body. Cause I'm Christy loofah. I like a loofah. And I thought to loofah down my body. Cuz, I'm Christy Loofah. I like a loofah. And I thought that I grew a new wart on my belly button, but it was a crumb from an Edgman's crumb cake that I had that was stuck to my belly button. So, I mean, cuz, I'm just a fat, fat, fat fuck. You are.

I'm off the sweets train. I was good on the sweets train for a little bit, but cuz, make no mistake, it's over. Yeah, I mean, cuz, when people, we're going to talk about some of these interesting, famous Stockholm Syndrome cases. Some from the most recent past, some from history that are well known. But, you know, our podcast, right? We're kind of a wild... Last chip whipped? What?

Okay. We're back. Talk about Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah, Stockholm Syndrome. You just find ways to love your captor. Did you eat the last chipwich? Chrissy Cake Pops, Chrissy Chipwich. I got a Cake Pump before, and then cuz,

I just had to get my fucking hands on a Chipwich. Did you eat the last one? Was it you? I did eat the last one, but cuz, make no mistake, I can blame it on the baby always. So I will just blame it on my daughter, but there's nothing you can do. Yeah, I mean, cuz, what are you going to do? I mean, I'm sick and tired of eating arroz con pollo,

so I had a chip which... It's not even arroz con pollo, it's arroz con tofu, right? Yeah, arroz, yeah, arroz con... There's no meat in that household, correct? Yeah, no, there's no, there's no carne, no carne here. Cuz you're fucking like Julian Assange

in the fucking Venezuelan embassy. Yeah, that's what it is. I just... The Ecuadorian embassy... I'm in the Ecuadorian embassy right now, surrounded by whites on the outside. Yeah, because the Ecuadorian embassy in London. Yeah.

We got to do an episode, by the way. We have to do an episode on Julian Assange, or we got to do one on Snowden. I mean, the NSA, I mean, it's pretty fucking wild, you know, like all the things that they can do. I mean, how now even how the way they're able to – they were able to – when the Florida beaches opened, I just watched this on HBO, on Real Sports, HBO, about how much the coronavirus spread through sports.

And they said at one spring training baseball game, they were able to track the people's cell phones who were at that game and see where they went for the next month and track the coronavirus. I mean, that's a little wild, no? It's very wild, yeah. That they could do that. And Snowden, they've been doing that for years, but only recently, you know, when Snowden kind of blew been doing that for years, but only recently, you know,

when Snowden kind of blew the whistle on it, do we know. But isn't that fucking, they know exactly where you are at all times. Yeah. What's his name? Snowden exposed a lot of things that the government was doing that is really scary. We got to do an ep on that. We got to do an ep on Edward Snowden monkey.

Yeah, because here's the thing. They have the capability now and this sort of cooperation between tech companies and the government, because the real power lies in tech is sort of, you know, it's scary. I'm not going to let Bill Gates give me a digital ID, so it's not going to happen. Yeah, well, I mean, Elon Musk is creating with Neuralink, he's creating a chip that goes in your head that he says in five years we won't even need language.

We'll be able to telepathically communicate. I'll get that chip in my hand as long as it doesn't fuck up my haircut. Yeah, that's me too. Yeah, as long as Stefano can still use the fucking serious barbers, we're good. But you know, it may come a point where the power structures start abusing us and we have Stockholm

Syndrome and we just start asking for it. Because Stockholm Syndrome can really be used to explain kidnappings where the... By the way, it's very rare. It only occurs, they say, in about 5% of total scenarios for kidnappings where Stockholm Syndrome, usually the victims abhor their kidnappers. But in 5% of the cases, it flips around. But it can also be used to explain,

obviously, cults, you know, all types. Well, I could see it. I mean, listen, if I was in a bank robbery and I'm like really, really, really scared for my life, it's like, what are my options here? I could either be scared and fearful and my anxiety keeps going up, up, up, or I could make it all go away if I just fall in love with the bank robber.

So I think I could just do that, just fall in love with this guy, you know, let the blood pressure go down a little bit, get into a five-year commitment, and then that's it. So you think it's a survival mechanism almost to kind of... I do. I think their brains, I really do. I think that their brains are fighting to survive, which is what we're always doing,

consciously or subconsciously. And I think that that's what their brain tells them to do on how to survive is to just be nice, adhere to their demands. And then the brain further said, I think that in an effort to, you know, not go into overdrive with the sympathetic nervous system, I think it says, you know what, why not actually like these people? And then your anxiety goes away because if you actually like these people, then you're basically, I'm just in a room with my friend as opposed to I'm in a room with someone who could kill me. I'm just in a room with my friend as opposed to I'm in a room with someone who could kill me. Do you think the Stockholm Syndrome occurs because of the victim and their specific personality? Or do you think it's because of the kidnapper who is extra suave and smooth and smart and does it or a combination of both? I think it's a combination of both because I think like

you said, I mean, 95% of these things, probably even more, don't end up with Stockholm Syndrome. But I think if you get that perfect mix of somebody who's a little bit passive and will do anything to survive and is a nervous person and their brain goes into overdrive and just a smooth, suave captor, I think then boom, then you get this. I bet you most of the people who suffer from Stockholm syndrome are Democrats. I bet you would find that out to be true. That they're more liberal. I bet you they're more liberal. What can you do? Yeah. I mean, we got to look that up. Maybe one of you guys could Google it. Maybe V, you could Google that if the people who end up having stockholm syndrome uh end up voting blue this is let me tell you something right now because we are brought to you by tushy yeah give me tushy you want to keep promoting your product on our podcast no matter

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On February 4th, 1974, Patricia Hearst, Patty Hearst, who was the daughter of Randolph Hearst, the big newspaper mogul, she was kidnapped from her apartment in Berkeley, California by two black guys and a white woman, all three of whom were armed. Three days later, the Symbionese Liberation Army, a small U.S. leftist group, there you go, fucking lefty Democrats, announced in a letter to Berkeley Radio that it was holding Hearst as a prisoner of war. Democrats announced in a letter to Berkeley Radio that it was holding Hearst as a prisoner of war. Four days later, the SLA demanded that the Hearst family give $70 in food to every needy person from Santa Rosa to LA. And then the father, Randolph Hearst, actually gave $2 million, hesitantly gave it away in $2 million worth of food. But then a couple of months later, Patty Hearst said in a tape that they sent to authorities that she was changing her name to Tanya. So she just went ahead and changed her name to Tanya.

Now, let me ask you a question. Do you think who came up with the name Tanya on that? Which one of her captors do you think came up to the name Tanya? Do you think it was the two black guys or the white one? I think it was definitely one of the black guys. Yeah, black guys. Because Tanya, make no mistake, Tanya's just as cool as ice. I like Tanya. Tanya, to me, is a very mid-90s black girl name. I definitely, in high school, tried to talk to a couple of girls named Tanya on the Q55 bus.

And I was denied. But what can you do? I mean, she actually ended up joining the SLA Army. She joined them. She ended up joining the sla army she joined them she ended up joining them and actually i think they robbed the bank together didn't they i mean they did april later in april so 10 weeks after the initial hostage uh patty hearst aka tanya hearst uh was cat uh they they um they were arrested for armed robbery because they actually went ahead and fucking robbed a bank in San Francisco. I mean, how wild is that? But see, but that one in particular,

because then it becomes, because then it starts to get dicey. It's like, if you just want to love me, if I just want to fall in love with the captors and then I get rescued, and then it's like, okay, I'm out now and I'm, you know, I just want to love this person. But then when you start to rob a bank, it's like, wait, have you always been a criminal? Cause that's super rare, right?

Yeah. I mean, she had supposedly, you know, she was brainwashed by our captors. This was interesting because she was a rich chick. She ended up committing a crime with these guys. Apparently she had Stockholm syndrome or she just pretended and really did it for the rush. Cause she was a rich girl who wanted to live on the other side of the tracks for a couple seconds and she was getting fucking banged out by one of the black guys and yo good black dick does have sometimes does carry the consequences of turning you into rachel dolezal you end up being somebody who you're not yeah no it's true was this stockholm syndrome or did she just finally get fucked good for the first time and wanted to live on the wild side yeah i think she wanted to live on the wild side a little bit and i i agree i i mean we're counting this one in stockholm

syndrome but yeah now after looking at the facts i'm not so sure it was and then and then here's what happens here's the ultimate white privilege woke dope what happens because we told you randolph hearst the newspaper mogul, was her father. So one of her father's BFFs just so happened to be acting sitting president Jimmy Carter. And in 1979, she was supposed to serve like a seven, eight year sentence. In 1979, Jimmy Carter released her like five, six years early because, you know, her pops is Randolph Hearst. So it's just what happens.

I mean, you know, that is ran off her so it's just what happens i mean you know that that's some white privilege right there but i mean at the end of the day it's like slks like what what what what is she supposed to do yeah so she got uh her sentence got completely uh commuted it was a 17 year sentence in prison and then bill clinton in 2001 right before the towers came down he uh he he issued her a full pardon. So, I mean, you know, if you're the daughter of William Hurst or whatever his fucking name is, I mean, apparently you can rob a bank and commit a crime and you're good because of the Stockholm Syndrome. We'll never know if she really had Stockholm Syndrome

or if she just claimed it because she just wanted to rob a bank. I mean, who doesn't want to rob a bank in their life? She was probably smart and knew, hey, I could always use Stockholm Syndrome as an excuse for this. Let me see what it's like to just fucking rob a bank for once in my life. Yeah, just, you know, by the way, real quick,

just speaking of like crime stuff, I know this has nothing to do with it, but there's a case going on today about diplomatic immunity. Why do diplomats get immunity? Does anybody know why they actually get immunity? Is there a good legal reason for that? It's, we should do an episode about it, but it has a lot to do with the fact that they're international service people. And so they're there as guests of the government and

not subject to the laws. They don't get diplomatic immunity committing crimes, I think, committing crimes i think outs in national um jurisdiction but they is if like if you if they killed someone on the premises of the united nations i believe then the u.s could not prosecute them i believe wow so if i want so so instead of perkepsing me if you wanted to oh no but you have to be a diplomat you're're saying if you killed me in the UN, you'd go to jail. I could probably get away with it better if I could in the UN, but the UN is just too classy a place to put you down. Yeah.

Yeah. Cause make no mistake. You walk into the UN, they would sniff your fucking Turk DNA and you would just, you would be escorted out. Yeah. I mean, neither one of us,

I wouldn't be able to complete the putting down. Neither one of us would get allowed in. Yeah. That's what it is. We both get turned away. That would be funny. I, I mean, neither one of us I wouldn't be able to complete the putting down neither one of us would get allowed in. Yeah, it's what it is. We'd both get turned away and that would be funny. I'd be like, I'm here to kill them. They'd be like, you're not allowed in, you're fucking trash. Diplomatic immunity, you can either be expelled by the state

department or the country you're a diplomat of can waive your status and you can be tried then for that. Okay. All right. There you go. So it's not a foolproof plan.

The country you're from could still tell you you're going to go down. Yeah. All right. All right. There you go. One of my favorite Stockholm Syndrome scenarios um this was a crazy one it was a woman named uh elizabeth smart was obviously a very recent one that was a famous case where she was kidnapped when she was 14 and most people probably know that one this one was camera cameron hooker was

the guy that kidnapped her venetia what was her name I mean this story is a white yo what Colleen Stan Colleen like Colleen and Colleen Jr what happened to Colleen she was kidnapped she was Cameron Hooker and his wife were driving

and they picked her up to give her a ride. They had the baby in the car. Next thing you know, they took her home and Cameron Hooker turned her into a sex slave for seven years. She slept in a box underneath his bed for seven years. 23 hours out of the day, she lived in the box. So he took her out for one hour. He raped her for that hour and then put her, fed her, let her go to the bathroom, wash up, and then put her back in the box underneath the bed where she had to be silent. And she didn't move for seven years. Um, and, uh, she actually liked,

had sympathy for him afterwards, didn't want to testify and actually bought the home that it happened in and wanted to upkeep it up, be an upkeep it or whatever. So that's a wild one. Yeah, that's a wild one.

And in that situation, it's like you got to start asking yourself in that situation, like if this woman doesn't want to testify against him and the crime was committed against her, I mean, it's like, what do you do? Like, does the law, you still just have to fucking put this guy in jail? She doesn't want it. Well, that's a very difficult and interesting question. I mean, but they're saying she has Stockholm syndrome.

That's why she doesn't. an interesting question. I mean, but they're saying she has Stockholm syndrome. That's why she doesn't. Later on, she kind of snapped out of it and told everything that, you know, they wanted to know and testified against him. And he went to prison. He was actually up for parole. This kid, Cameron Hooker, was up for parole, I think in 2015 or whatever. I don't know what happened. I didn't continue what was going on, but I don't think he made the parole, but she went down to the courthouse and like gave a speech to, to have him not be, you know,

paroled. That's fucking what, I mean, that's, you know, I mean, who the hell, I mean,

she climbed in the car because, you know, the woman was there with a baby Janice, the wife's name was Janice something know the woman was there with a baby janice uh the wife's name was janice something and she was there with a baby so she figured it was safe because there was a woman with a baby as it usually is i mean the chances of this happening if there's a woman there with a baby are like one in a gazillion because it's guys that are the dirtbags no woman's ever going to fucking kidnap you especially with the a baby. I mean, yeah. I mean, cuz, she had to do a lot of yoga. I mean, seven years in a box, you're going to be stiff, no?

You're going to be real stiff, cuz. You're going to definitely, you got to do yoga when you get out just to be able to loosen up a little bit. Got to loosen up. I mean, cuz, yeah. I don't know. I don't know, man. Seven years in a box under a bed. I mean, I would want some people to go to jail.

But, you know, then again, I mean, because it might be fun to get Stockholm Syndrome one day. Should we put ourselves in this scenario where we get Stockholm'd up? I mean, Stockholm Syndrome seems pretty powerful. If it can give you the strength to be able to lay in a closed box, because you know how fearful that is to think, to be alive in a box like you can't move for 20, think about what happened. I mean, let's just take a second to think to be alive in a box like you can't move for 20. Think about what happened.

I mean, let's just take a second to think about what I just said. She was put into a box where she couldn't move for 23 hours out of the day for seven years. And she said that her faith in God and belief in a chance to escape helped her survive. Her biggest fears were, was quote unquote, the company, which Cameron reinforced daily to, to avoid painful punishment, was what would happen to her. Yeah. Bubba's I, I don't know. It's one of those ones where it's like, you know, we've, we discover things here on the show that I'm like, I don't,

I can't explain it. I mean, I have no explanation for how, I got, I'm caught in a sneeze. Hold on. Okay. Okay. It passed. Yeah. I mean, and then you have to be quiet. I mean, cuz what if she had to, what about pissing and shitting? She just have to piss and shit in the box? I think he took her out for that. Yeah. Because you don't want to, because then they would have sex. Yeah, he took away her name and he called her K. So her name was just K, the letter K. And she was forced to call Cameron Master.

She was not allowed to talk without permission for seven years. And Cameron wanted her to be like the female character in the 1954 French erotic novel Story of O. So I don't know what that means. Cuz, are we going for them as Halloween or what? Why the hell not, cuz? Why the fucking hell not? Yeah, why the hell not? I mean, what can you do?

And then, of course, I mean. And his wife just let this fucking happen that bitch janice just let it happen well is janice going to jail she they all went to fucking jail bitch what can you do wild wild wild wild wild yeah i mean you know i mean i think it's uh yeah actually here you know uh vanity highlighted for us the survival instinct is at the heart of Stockholm Syndrome. So the psychologists believe that it is survival that what causes this, which is wild. I mean, I think your instinct was correct.

I mean, when your life is threatened and someone shows you a little kindness, at first, you make a decision that, hey, it probably behooves me to just be kind to this guy. And then maybe your brain just has this, you start to perceive these little tiny acts of kindness in their cruelty as your brain just starts to trick you and start to go. Because it's not just a survival mechanism. Like, they're not conscious of it. You couldn't say to them, oh, you're just doing this to survive. Right.

They wouldn't say that they would go like, no, actually you got to see it from their perspective. You know, they actually like, you know, support these people. It's what cult followers do.

I mean, they get abused. I mean, they're getting abused. I mean, some cult leader is pulling you in. You're a 14 year old girl. And he's saying like,

this is the way Jesus is going to like, you know, touch my cock and stroke it. And you do it. And it's like, it's abusive, but you don't see it that way because you got stockholm syndrome it's pretty wild that the mind has this blind spot that allows uh you know people to do that but what's wild is what's also

wild is you don't know if you're gonna if it's gonna pop up in you until you're in that situation like we could both say right now there's no way that we would give in to Stockholm syndrome. But as soon as you know, that bank robbery happens, I could be on my knees sucking cock. You just don't know. You don't know. Yeah. There was another one that happened in Lebanon, Lebanon hostage crisis. Westerners were kidnapped by Islamist militants in Lebanon. And hostages Terry Anderson, Terry Waithe, and Thomas Sutherland, good old Southern boys, all claim that they had been treated very well by their captors despite the fact that they had often been held

in solitary confinement and chained up in small unclean cells. So, Bubz, maybe Nemer was telling the truth about those Sandra D's in Lebanon. Yeah, I mean, that's just another case of it. I mean, what a psycho he he is i know for a fact cuz if you want to snap me out of stockholm studio in lebanon you would play a nemer comedy cd and

then i know i'm in the fucking hands of a dictator yeah i mean listen to nemer nemer was wild any mer nemer was wild was a great episode it was greatE-R. Nemer was wild. It was a great episode. It was great. It was not as funny, but it was very informative on a new place that we didn't know much about in Lebanon. Yeah, one of our fans said it was a – what did he say? It was a snoozer, but it was a peruser. Yeah, it was funny. Our fans are top, top, top of the line. Yeah, he said he learned a lot, so it was a peruser, but make no mistake, it was a snoozer. Yeah, it was funny. Our fans are top, top, top of the line. Yeah, he said he learned a lot, so it was a peruser,

but make no mistake, it was a snoozer. Yeah, it was a snoozer. And then there was one more that we found where the Japanese embassy hostage crisis. Similar responses were exhibited by the hostages held at the Japanese embassy in Peru in 96, 97. But Japs will just fucking listen to you. They just sit down in the Indian style.

You just give them, you know, they just fucking listen to what you have to say. You give them a little fucking soy sauce, a little wasabi, and then they just go to work. I mean, the Japanese fall in line, no? I mean, they do. They definitely, you know, they do have that kind of culture where, yeah, I mean, if a dictator comes up,

they do fall in line, yeah. Yeah, they just fall in line. They got that shogun shit, right? Like, I don't even understand it, but like, you know, make no mistake, the Japanese were horrific in line, yeah. Yeah, they just fall in line. It's what it is. They got that Shogun shit, right? Like, I don't even understand it, but, like, you know, make no mistake. The Japanese were horrific in the 1940s. Horrific, horrific. Can we do a full episode? Let's do it.

Make sure. Rape of Nant King. Let's do it. Rape of Nant King is going to be the next episode, actually. And then I want to do an episode on Edward Snowden Monkey. For sure I want to do that. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Yeah, yeah. So, Bubba's, wait, you know what? Edward Snowden monkey. For sure I want to do that. Let's do it. Let's do it. Bubba's, wait, you know what? Let me go get my phone charger because we've got to read these Patreon names and there's a lot of them today and it's going to be funny oney. Just think of something to say while I go get my phone charger. I do have to go through a storm so if I'm not back soon call the police. Okay, absolutely.

Kristen Enmoth was one of the hostages So Kristen Kristen Enmark Was one of the hostages In the bank robbery In Stockholm in 1973 And she was quoted as saying When she complained of Claustrophobia

To Olsen The kidnapper He allowed her to walk outside like we told you, outside the vault attached to a 30-foot rope. And Old Green told the New Yorker a year later that although she was leashed,

I remember thinking he was very kind to allow me to leave the vault. So she could have ran at that point. She was outside the vault. She could have ran. That's another thing that's very interesting. Like Elizabeth Smart, which was one that we all know about that was very recent,

that was in Utah, where she was kidnapped and then raped by this crazy couple. She started shopping with them. She started going out with them. One time, a police officer kind of confronted them and she didn't reveal her identity.

She started to forget who she was i mean brainwashing is a thing that happens and it's fucking wild and that's that's one of the the symptoms of the uh the end of the stockholm syndrome i'm sorry this was wild to me that as they were being let uh as they were free shut the fuck up and turn your camera on as they were being freed they said um don't hurt them they didn't harm us and then they said i will see you again and they even like saw them they visited them in prison later on in their life which is just wild well vanity let me ask you do you think you could fall into stockholm syndrome do you think if you had to bet on yourself, do you think you'd be the 95% that wouldn't or the 5% that would?

It's just a survival. You got to be more, you have to be positive. So I definitely would. I think so. I just be like, Hey, I'll be okay.

They're going to be good to us. They don't want to kill us. Like me in the leg. I'm okay. Yeah. Yeah. I think I really, I think that you might be actually because

you definitely are someone who searches for the positive like for real dope i'm here for it and you may get tricked into believing plus also let's be honest it's a little hot no i would like to maybe be with the captain like just be with a guy who you know your dad's going to be pissed at because he's a criminal. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I can't say with 100% certainty if you would be a victim of Stockholm Syndrome, but I do know for 100% certainty you would change your name to Tanya.

For sure that you'd do that. What do you think about Mikey? I think because, you know, Mikey would have like, let's say Mikey's kidnapped and he's overworked and he's getting screamed at a lot by the captain. Do you think he's going to? I think the longer it went on, the higher the chances because his sugar would crash. What do you think, Mikey?

I think we saw that play out in real life. Yeah. No, I know. So when did you find yourself right back in? When did you find yourself right back into your situation? Oh, the situation is different. I don't do the same kind of thing there anymore. Okay.

So it's good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, good, man. As long as you're happy. That's what I'm all about. As long as you're happy.

You know, Papa, you're happy, whatever it what I'm all about. As long as you're happy. You know, Bubba, you're happy, whatever it is. What can you do? I kind of miss everybody. Should we just go back to Riotcast? Because I miss the studio. Yeah, that would be funny if we get Stockholm Syndrome and we just want to get back into that fucking dump and have Matt

come in and sporadically give us ads and just we marvel at the fact that he lost 100 pounds. And that's just about it. just we marvel at the fact that he lost 100 pounds and that's just about it and we just enjoy the fact that the door hasn't been fixed because we're like wow man you used to be 500 pounds and now you're 150 it's crazy yeah fucking crazy

yeah I still don't even know what they do yeah do we owe them any more ad reads yeah we do we have one more ad ad reads? Yeah, we do. We have one more ad read we got to do today. Oh, we got to do today? All right, well, we can't talk business.

We got to read the Patreon names. Vanity is getting pissed. Because when Vanity gets mad, should we just call her Tanya? Yes. Okay. Let's just call her Elizabeth Smart. That'll be her new name. It'll be hard to get back in the box.

Yeah, somebody put Mary G's face in Elizabeth Smart's body. Yeah, someone... You know what to do. And then you take Mikey at Riotcast, the TWA Airlines, and the Hezbollah kidnappers, and you put

Mikey on that flight with Bobby right next to him with a gun to his head. Yeah. And then you put, and then, and then put me and Giannis as, as, as the captors and then put Giannis eating a cake pop in my head on the cake pop. Yeah. Before we get to the Patreon, I just want to say to all our fans who are not listening to WEPA or watching WEPA in the morning every day, 9 a.m. Eastern. What the fuck are you doing with your life, guy? I mean, we are slowly becoming the highest rated morning show on the Internet. I mean, the New Yorker just did a three-page spread on how we've been able to tackle morning shows

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patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys is where all the fun is. Yanni, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. So, first up, we got Kristen. Welcome. Then we got Blakey, half German, half Slope, with the hopes to elope and shoot ropes on the woken dope Benetia. So

it's a good name, but we don't encourage and we don't, that's our girl. She's our queen mother and stay the fuck away from Benetia, but it is a funny name and I, my market obvious. Here's what I'll say for that one one roll out the catapult and put her on the list over the wall but it hit the wall and bounced back it hit the wall and bounced back and

unfortunately you're never gonna get uh a winner if if you disrespect the queen goddess Venetia you could say you want to shoot ropes at us all you want okay then we got Yanni yummy gummy and Chrissy kissy sissy Poughkeepsie. Nice. Good one. Drexler. Justin, the White Walker Greek with the squeak piece, feed me raisins, Trajulio. Pull out the catapult and throw him right on the list. He's on the list.

Garrett Vita. Then we got Chrissy Wistie. Is he a sissy because he drank my sticky icky? Kind of fishy. Did that end kind of fishy? Kind of fishy, yeah. Throw him in the Hall of Fame, perhaps. Yeah, okay.

Big time. Then we got Ricky, pull out those bananas for this insatiable sauce monkey, Francesco Biogila. Nice. Good one, BZDrex. Then we got Kalem Williamson. Thank you for the laughs.

Oh, that's a nice compliment. You're welcome. Then we got John Ryan D'Lo. Then we got Robbie Bobby banging slobbies. It's what it is. Kraut face. Yeah. Drexler.

Okay. And by the way, when we say Drexler, you guys should be watching. You should be watching the last dance on ESPN. It's one of the greatest documentaries I've ever seen. When we say Drexler, we're referring to Clyde Drexler, who was the second best player in the NBA behind Michael Jordan. And we're saying that the name is good. It's a Drexler, but unfortunately, there was a better name right near it in Michael Jordan.

So that's why we say Drexler, in case you don't know. Okay. in Michael Jordan, so that's why we say Drexler, in case you don't know. Okay, so then we got Logan Schultz, Hassan, Callum McCauley from New Zealand, TJ, Tim Langone, then we got Bangda Muzzy, Whitmy Cousy, then deported her. Okay, hold on. Bangda Muzzy,

Whitmy Cousy, then deported her after Trump 2020. Okay, nice. Then we got Venetia straight to the blacks for the content. That's Okay, nice. Then we got Venetia straight to the blacks for the content. That's on the list. You gotta just put him on the list because of the funny. Yeah, that's just...

Then we got Dessert. Then we got Kasha Brumfield is laughing out loud to the potty waddy while getting cracked open and cleaned out by the hubby wubby nice congrats i have to listen to the show like anne frank because my girlfriend says you're turning me into an ff funny then we got carlos chrissy d's underbite, Gomez. Then we got Zach wakes up early in the morning to watch

porn and mourn his newborn stillborn back it. Okay. Jesus Christ. Just because of the darkness, you're going into a Drexler. Jesus. Then we got Adam Whiteman. Then we got Adam scrape the plate and rate my date 30 poo. I mean, what the fuck is going on here yeah i mean we don't i mean what do you what is with

these names i mean these are crimes yeah i mean don't fucking put throw them on the list throw those two in the fucking garbage can they're too dirty yeah then yeah then we got kevin no swollen prostate but maybe can have a thumb in the bong no fumes king rex then we got jory g eileen yaya's little beaner uh then we got the art of getting up who uh shout out to him he's been doing a lot of uh great work on the memes and stuff we've been posting so shout out the art of getting up um then we have butthole has no Gender by The Pussy 2020. Okay. Then we got Jessie Zepeda, American Woman. Then we got Here's My Money, Now Show Me Yanni's P and Chrissy's D.

It's coming when we get to 5,000. More of a transaction. Then we got Chad Smith, a.k.a. This Is The Train to Ron Kakoma. Oh, to Ron Kakoma. To Ron Konkoma, but he said Ron Kakoma. Nice. Then we got Fat Boykama, but he said Ron Conkama. Nice. Then we got Fatboy Fatty, Christian Dyer.

Then we got Jason, I masturbate to the master race, non-German or vermin warful. You know we gotta get rid of that one, yeah. We gotta get rid of that one, don't condone that. Then we got Jace, Cuzzy Wuzzy, Half a Muzzy, Snow Monkey Hoffman. Cliff Holmerson. Sam Darrell. Carlos Macias.

Then we got JustAScrewedInKid, whose bento box needs to be cracked open by Chrissy's SS schnitzel. It's what it is. Okay. Then we got D. Gonzo. Then we got Oscar Molina. My mom snuck across the Mexico border, but if you don't think I'm going to vote for Trump in 2020, you got another thing coming. Yeah. Drexler, but very funny. Very funny. We got Melanie Sloan. Then we got Heinle Himmler, the FFSS, aka Weishan Charlie Sean. Okay. Then we got a fellatio Jason who was scared of the situation,

wants a recruitment form for the latter 14 station put it on the list on the list okay then we got tyler need a cuz to rope my guts mayo okay nice john dewig uh christian magalines uh christian maga lenis uh christina graham kelly nick corvino, Patrick Smith. Then we got Cute Boot with – wait, Cute Boot with – If you say poop shooter or flute, skin flute. No, he's a little different. He said Cute Boot with a Nazi toot. What's going on? This is the darkest list we've had.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on with our new fans, but, I mean, welcome, kind of. Yeah, I mean, they're dark. Then we got dino the greek janice a squeak yaya's baklava is the ultimate treat absolutely no fumes make no mistake trump 2020 a drexler i mean it was real funny though a lot of trump 2020s yeah uh chili palmer then we got austin the texas chainsaw twink with degenerative eye failure Merlin. You know, I think Trump 2020 has almost become like a comedy line for us. Yeah.

Nice, nice part. Then we got Keaton Tobin, Greg Patterson, Zachary Zillman, Evan, Tori Mosley. Then we got Fernando, the Mexican salsa monkey. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. How that one slipped off under the radar and nobody hit that? Yeah.

I mean, wow. On the list, right? Yeah. Throw him on the fucking list. The salsa monkey. Yeah. Not one person has done that. Then we got Brian Beluscock.

Then we got not yaya's but these cookies worth tonsillitis. Good attempt. Then we got quarantine fumes from the cheese in my pubes. On the list? Just pure funny.

Yeah. Then we got Ching Chong Bing Bong. If you think Corona was a mistake. Oh, I can't. Hold on. Wait. It cut off. Sorry.

Ching Chong Bing Bong. If you think Corona was a mistake, you are wrong. Trump 2020. There we go. More Trump 2020. Okay. Then we got Robert Finnerty. Tommy Swedish FF,

Shat My Pants, skiing, Engerstrom. That's a Swedish kid right there, or a Norwegian kid. It's a nice fact. Then we got Brian, Franks and Beans, Freddie. Then we got Justin, I'm a TBG, but I heard your mom's going out with Squeak Cerrone. Then we got Jesse, the plant-based body Ventura. We got Todd's, Elmer Galeana, Matt F., Knock Strong, just here for the Tim Dillon content.

Sorry, boys. Sean Bayland, Vinny, Sam Sherwood. Then we got Changing Channels with Chrissy D., Sweatpants Peace. Sonia Thornton. Then I got Rope Burn in my gym class, and now I have warts like Coach Chrissy. Chrissy Snail slides down my whale tail and loves Seth Sale. Okay.

You know, it's a Drexler, though. It's a Drexler. I mean, I got to say, this is the darkest list. And we've had a few bangers. But you know what? It's a little thin. This one's a little thin. It's a little thin. Then we got Warren was Franks and Beans, but is now a non-tube porter.

Then we got Ryun back, shut up. Then we got Doug Flutie. Chrissy, crack my booty, you true blue cutie. Then we got Dave German. Look at Sauce Monkey, who's immune to the China virus because I'm married to a surprisingly femeless eastern hemi. There we go.

Take out the fucking catapult and throw that motherfucker right onto the list. They're on the list. Then we got Dan Ray, Here for Tim, LT, Tom Foolery. Then we got DeColdist, Monica. Then we got Milwaukee

FF, We'll Pay to Crack Open, Nikki Glazer, Hale Burr, Patrick Dillon. Then we got Make No Mistake, I'm Broke as Fuck, but I do know Barney Rubble's account number. That's a good one. It's a Drexler, but it's a goodie.

Then we got Ron, tiny Irish glue gun Patterson. Uh, then we got, um, Pat, wrap my thing. Peace.

Yanni, nasal strip, Salvatore. Good attempt. Then we got Patty. I support gay divorce. Johnson, uh, Chrissy, glue hair, style. Okay. Then we got Patty, I support Gay Divorce Johnson.

Chrissy Glue Hair, Psy OK. Then we got Nikki Das Fumi, Fleece Above and Around His P-P-Piece. Then we got Lakeside Maple on My Poop Shoot Makes Me Go Scoot Scoot. That, we had that one already. Did we?

Yeah, because I remember it. That's a goodie. We read him before but we hadn't read his name out on this god that's a really good one throw him on the list then we got nate bar got a lot of fumes yeah uh then we got luke clerkin uh cameron d forbes ryan john smith richard todd then we got jay I think my situation used my glue, made my balls blue, had a baby, and said peace so she could have a pop-up piece of a vag.

He went for it. Okay. Kevin Thomas, Patty, not fly balls, Haid, Giancarlo Parmigiano. That's a kid's real name. Giancarlo Parmigiano is funny, yeah. I think it's his real name. Yeah, just put him on the list because it's funny. Giancarlo Parmigiano is funny, yeah I think that's his real name Yeah, just put him on the list because it's funny John Carlo Parmigiano

Yeah, your fucking whole name's on the list Then we got Hunter Paulson, Chris Dawson, Parker Then we got It's Not Tucked Back, That's Just How It Is Catherine Crawford, Clinton Johnson, Scott Hathaway Then we got Austin Make, LSD, Great Again, Trip, 2020, Shoebridge Ryan Urban. Then we got Zach, just another kraut hiding from a cretin pitchfork, Messer. Trevor Williams, Chris Myers, Cody Higgins, Dan Mazeski, Robert Weedrow, PM, Tom Mason, Nick Eslo, KS Wire.

Then we got Shut Up Chrissy and Put Your Glue Gun in My Mouth. Lindsey Ogensthaler, Mark Cobran, Jesse Tings, Joshua Trentado, CJ Garrison Tunes. Then we got Sammy Scruton, Hebrew National, 20% off, No Fumes, Bloomstone. Yeah. Drex. Then we got William Jackson. Then we got Jen, Call Me Honey Bubbles, Lions. Jeff. Then we got Cack. Then we got Jen, call me Honey Bubbles Lions. Jeff.

Then we got Cackle and Catherine, just got dumped, so Chrissy come and tap this cunt. Yeah. She's got to go on the list. She's on the list. Then we got Cracked Open Booty Holito. Then we got John Schneider max the magistress then we got quinny root and tootin lakeside maple scootin darcy um then we got sean magic mike is the best movie of all time but i'm

not gay but i'm not straight terry um uh lucas bishop james idol marco sid jimmy mundy max villadooms brian white casey smith matt nichols neil then we got richie the shaft is never dry more from ladder 36 uptown oh dykeman b okay shout out aldo flores devin then we got dominican toot who just wants the tim dillon episode and one rafael traulio, because make no mistake, he was wild. And one on Rafael Trajulio. Who's Rafael Trajulio? I have no idea. No clue. Alright, maybe we'll do an episode on him.

Then we got Hugo Frosto, Christopher Zatarian. Then we got Kendall Dick. No, it's Tuckback. It's Peace. Okay. Then we got Dean Bellios, Adam, Travis Vaught. Then we got Fat Pete Jenkins.

Then we've got Shook Hands in Wuhan. Now I've got Bat Stew Flavored Glue. It's a goodie. It's a Drexler though. I mean, it's a Drexler. Yeah. Mike, where are we at? We still have a lot more we have to say right now.

Okay, so we got to do this whole list? As far as you can. Yeah, because we have 250 more that aren't even written on this list. Okay. By the way, Rafael Trujillo is the former president of the Dominican Republic. Oh, we'll do an episode on him. Hell yeah. Put that on our list of topics to get to.

Got it. Okay. Then we got Sabrina, Wendy, Tribus Nino, Tribus Nano. Then we got Frank Gannon. We got I Move My Monkey to the 1975. Daniel Dominguez, Tom O'Brien, Max. Then we got Liam McNantute, but definitely still have fumes, Trump 2020. Then we got Jeffyy here for a good time

not for a long time la corte then we got djk367 then we got page i think i didn't get the job because under the ethnicity box i checked other and wrote in leroy and sandy d combo that one goes on the list that's on on the list. Then we got Jordan W. Then we got Grant. Chrissy makes me messy. And Yanni make me a mommy. Gibson. Yeah.

Then we got... Drexler. Drexler. Okay. Then we got Waylon. Iman Snow. Shane Glisson. Emma Anderson.

Tim McBride. Then we got Higgy Smalls. Gargle My Balls. Coronavirus has Giannis Pappas Looking Like a Stretchmark Metropolis. That one goes on the list. That's on the list. Okay. Then we got Wish I Qualified for the Greek Peace,

but Still Go Pion Boing for Chrissy D and Yanni P. There we go. Then we got Christy, Daniel, Hans Jansen, Alexander Amesboy, Angela Marie. Then we got Yanni's chest fleece and Christy's German piece, Make My Ginger Snap Squeak. Drexler. Then we got Forrest Bopp, Wolf, Ambia Wall. Wall, Ambia Wall, sorry.

Then we got Ryan Flackbart, Michael Derosier, B. Then we got Rito, Crushing Toots and Tito's like Yanni and Chrissy D do, Escondido. Then we got Work Kid. Then we got Genesio Candelaria. I'm sorry, Genesio Candelaria. Then we got Jesse White, Z,

and Clareton D, Make Me an F-O-G Burlingame. Then we got Sarah Jane. Then we got Tommy, not a fucking commie tsunami. Throw Tommy, not a commie fucking tsunami on the list. Then we got Mikey trying to see the love bump

on Chrissy's weenie tortellini. Throw him on the list. Nice back-to-back list. Back-to-back. Back back Back to back fucking 10 dives Then we got Katy Berry Abhi Raja Then we got Brian the Weekend Weakling Young

Then we got Omid Marashi Queen McLeod David Garcia Tyler McNamara Jonathan John Then we got David South of the Wall Lopez Eric Hendrickson Lauren Kay

Devin Staley Ross Mooney Then we got Jamie I'm new to this and you are true to this. P.S. I come boogers Ferrari. Okay. Then we got Kamikaze. Then we got Matthew Koldroester. Then we got Graham, I'm a Canadian cutie with the clap ready to crack open and clean out Ku Klux Chrissy Workman. Then we got Irving Moreno, Maggie Milne, or Maggie Milne. Then we got Michael Troy Reagan. Then we got Dingleberry DiStefano, Cortland, proud to be a non-tute, Kick O'Neal, Kat. Then we got Joshie, who wants to eat crab ragoons with Yanni

until they both toot because it's cute, Cormier. It's a Drexler but it was good then we got tom k nathan then we got non-toot poings for yanni p and christy d but make no mistake i move my monkey to mike emoji and shoot ropes over the wall throw him on the list he's on the list yeah uh then we got william company took us for a ride on that one yeah i like it then we got uh william jones steven then we got i look in I think that one company took us for a ride on that one. Yeah, I like it. Then we got William Jones, Stephen. Then we got I look in Vanity's windows at night, but I'm harmless. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we don't want to do it. Vanity. It's funny, but they don't encourage it. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So, yeah, we don't encourage it. Drexler. I mean, you belong on the list, but you're getting Drex. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So, yeah, funny, but we don't encourage it. Drexler. Yeah, you gotta go Drexler.

I mean, you belong on the list, but you're getting Drexler'd. You're getting Drexler'd. Then we got Connie, who lives in Flatbush, above a rainbow, so I say inside because the nah means not COVID. On to the list. On to the list. Then we got Tim, red hair, no fumes, my situation's facing mashed potatoes soon.

Drexler. Then we got Will Clinically, NPD, cuz he got character pieces moving tickets on a daily in my brainy Marquez. Okay. Then we got Andrew Powell. Then we got Tim Dillon's toes in my ass, Trump 2020. Then we got Alex Gallego. Then we got Chris. Thanks for the dick pic. Then we got Jorge

Martinez. Then we got you whatever. James Papiano. Then we got Evan. I once banged a muzzy, but don't get it twisted. I'm an Irish Catholic cuzzy wuzzy O'Reilly. Then we got Freaky Squeaky with the tzatziki. Did you just say Freaky Squeaky with the tzatziki did you just say freaky squeaky with the tzatziki yeah he's got to go on the list because he's the first one to put squeaky and tzatziki together i like it yeah then we got liam then we got uh

stion sandness then we got doctor physician the best doctor could either be a Muzzy or a Jew. Then we got Here Before Hole Shots. I'm sorry, Here For B-Hole Shots. Then we got Chrissy Loves History and His Piece Is Blistery. Put him on the fucking list. On the list. Yeah. Let's end with that one for right now.

All right, let's go for that one. All right, there we go. So we had some good ones Let's end with that one for right now. All right, let's go for that one. All right, there we go. So we had a nice, we had some good ones. That's it. We got some really good ones, cuz, and let me tell you

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