History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 155 - Lies they told us about Jesse Owens

Episode Date: June 17, 2020

The Cuzzies Chris and Yannis are back in the studio again going WILD, this time about the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Make no mistake the boys get into the uncomfortable truths about the black track star, Jesse Owens, and who really snubbed him, FDR or Hitler?!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up? I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy D, a.k.a. King Gay. You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of the History of Hyenas. I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Lieutenant Lollipop. With me, as always, my partner, Giannis Pappas, a.k.a. Sergeant Snuggles. Here's the thing. We've gone through extensive sensitivity training. We've taken MMA classes. We are versed in the fact that chokeholds are illegal.

When you call Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles, let me tell you something, babe. Yeah. You're going to get cute, cute law enforcement. Here's what's going to happen. If you call me, if you call Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles to the crime scene, what's going to happen is, first of all, I'm going to shoot a gun that has bubbles that you can burst.

Second of all, if anybody gets out of line, what they're going to do is they're going to get a blow pop in their mouth, and I'm going to kiss them softly on their belly button, jerk them off until they calm down. And Sergeant Sturbers will be right there with Lieutenant Lollipop, off on their belly button jerk them off until they calm down and and sergeant sergeant sergeant stirbers will be right there with lieutenant lilly pop and guess what i'm handing out i'm handing out kisses on the butt that's right tushy i'm giving you tushy kisses i'm pulling down your pants and i'm doing a nice little peck peck on the left cheek yeah you're gonna you're gonna walk away not knowing what happened but i i'll tell you what you won't do

again yeah that's commit a crime. Yeah, the only thing, and if you want to wrestle with me, the only thing you're going to be able to get from me is my happiness. That's it. All you can do is take away my happiness, and Bubba's, do not worry about it. You may hear some laughter offside of the camera, and make no mistake, that's Venetia, because we fired Mike.

Mike Emoji Face, we did not fire Mike Emoji Face. He left because of his own creative differences. And many Tia couldn't be happier. Not true at all. You know how we do. We're making jokes. We can edit that part out. Yeah.

And we're back. And we're back. Mike Emoji Face. You know, we. We. We upgraded to him. Now we got Mike Lavin, the homeless pimp. We call him Binky Mike

here's the thing Mike emoji faces Mike Suarez great comic we're going to have him on as a guest at some point he really helped our podcast he was a producer

for a long time he's in San Antonio his career is getting so good with comedy that he didn't really have the time to continue to be our producer

now we got our full time producer on we've hired a homeless pimp, Mike Lavin. The kid, make no mistake, looks like he's there to fix your sink, but he does know how to produce. I mean, in this generation with his genes, he became a FF cameraman. But make no mistake, he comes from a long line of fucking plumbers. Yeah, the only problem with doing this podcast now with homeless pimp

is he's got fucking ocean blue eyes. It's going to be hard for me, especially when I'm wearing my summer shorts, to not show my erection on camera. Because make no mistake, you brought out the 4K cameras and you also have 4K eyes and it's too much peeling. Here's the thing about Mike. He's a cute kid. He's got cute eyes. But he does everything in his power to grow his hair out and make it look like he's been living on a deserted island for the last week. Yeah, it's what it is.

I don't know what kind of Fumare is caught in that face, but it's a lot. Yeah, because it's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. But what can you do? He's got muffin chops. He's got muffin chop fucking beard. He's got muffin chops for beard.

And then our other Mikey was overweight. I mean, we just traded one stinky Mike for another one. And then and then our other Mikey was overweight. I mean, we just traded one Stinky Mike for another one. What can you do? Because with Captain Stinky. Because when I nicknamed him Stinky Mike, could you handle it? I couldn't handle it. But that would call him Stinky Mike and Binky Mike.

Yeah, Binky Mike. I love Mike Bush. But I just want to say shout out. Go follow Mike Suarez, Mike V Suarez on Instagram. Love what Mike did. He will also be coming into other episodes. Of course, we're just kidding say shout out. Go follow Mike Suarez, Mike V. Suarez on Instagram. Love what Mike did. He will also be coming into other episodes. Of course, we're just kidding with his journey. We love Mike Suarez and what he did for the show.

Thank you, brother, for watching. Your help was appreciated, and we're going to see each other again. Yeah, and we're hiring back Zach Isis. Yeah, Zach Isis is back. No, here's the deal. Here's the deal, okay? We are Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Starburst. Yeah.

Here's the situation. Yeah. When we get to the crime scene, okay, we got a new way of policing, babe, where you get kissed on the mouth, you get tickled to death, and also, fucking, we kiss you on the ass cheeks. And make no mistake, we're going to be training law enforcement this country over. It will eliminate crime. Because when you get kissed on the ass cheeks, the last thing you're going to want to do is

see our faces again to kiss you on your ass cheeks. I mean, cuz, tell me this. When Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles show up to the crime scene, if I just start jerking everybody off, tell me how this situation is going to do anything else but de-escalate. If I'm just jerking them off, and then I start jerking off too, what are you going to

fucking do when I come in there and I start Eskimo kissing your belly button? You're going to put down gonna put down the weapon yeah i mean you know what the truth is the truth is that that policing is probably gonna be more effective than policing by force yeah because guys will really be like yo man get the fuck off but you're gonna be like nah kid lay right down my partner's gonna jerk you off while i kiss your ass cheeks and that's your fucking punishment and he's gonna be like please like, please stop. I'm never going to steal again. Yeah. Damn right you are.

Because if you do, fucking lollipop and Starburst are going to come and we're going to fondle your face. That's what it is, cuz. You want to steal from this store one more time, Lieutenant Lollipop is going to come in and tickle your nutsack. Cuz, would you blow on somebody's ear? If we arrested a kid, if Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Starburst come by and it's a repeat offender, we come back And we've already jerked him off And we've already kissed him on the ass cheeks

Yeah What are we gonna do What are we gonna do for a second time offender? For a second time How do you up the ante From fucking blowing the guy? For a second time offender What I'm gonna do

Is I'm gonna have you put him in handcuffs I'm gonna have you wrestle him down Put him in handcuffs Because make no mistake You put on about 30 pounds You jack You're an FF You're what the gay community calls a bear So you're gonna wrestle him And I Permanent Handcuffs. Make no mistake, you put on about 30 pounds. You jack. You're an FF. You're what the gay community calls a bear.

So you're going to wrestle him, and I'm going to sit in his lap, and I'm going to softly sing him verses from the 1975 until he cries and tells me he's never going to do it again. That's how you up the ante. I think the way we up the ante is I'm going to put on some Taylor Swift, some of her faster songs, and you're going to give the guy a lap dance. Getting a lap dance from you, let me tell you something. If cops showed up to my apartment, All right, and and he said hello

My name is lieutenant lollipop. I heard there was a domestic disturbance in this apartment. I said there sorry officer I just had to discipline my wife because the sauce was a little off. Yeah, and you're gonna go okay Look, I would normally take you down to the station But now we're doing a different type of policing and somebody flicked on Pandora put put on Taylor Swift, and you put out that, you have what they call a can't scoot around you butt. Yeah. You're not, you're a guy, a guy, if you're in my way, I can't get around you.

I can't scoot by you. You're going to have to remove yourself from that geographic location so I can get by. I got the kind of butt when I sit in the movie theater, I'm sitting there for the whole movie, because if I get up and scoop on, I'm going to be knocking out popcorns. People are going to get butt cheeks to the face with me

if I got to go a little pee-pee. So usually I just sit down in a movie theater and I wear a diaper. Yeah, and if you came over and started giving me a fucking lap dance and then actually made full contact and sat on me and I got that fucking, that jelly butt on me, I'd say, officer, I will take whatever sauce my wife makes.

I'll never discipline her again. Just please don't fucking sit on me with I'd say, officer, I will take whatever sauce my wife makes. I'll never discipline her again. Just please don't fucking sit on me with that bubble butt. From now on, if you are in a situation when you need to call the police, do not dial 911. Instead, just either join the Patreon at patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys, or send us an email at brb.patreon.gmail.com

and tell us what your situation is, and Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles, a.k.a. Sergeant Starburst, will show up. We will show up to the crime scene, and we will fight it. And if one of us does make a mistake, then make no mistake. Venetia, our police commissioner, will step down, or she will handle it because she's Venetia, but she's also Joseph Goebbels, the propaganda minister. Yeah, and look, if you're someone who just completely is living a life of crime, just—

I'm talking to the parents now, okay? Or I'm talking to the guardians or whatever, or parole officers. If you can't straighten a guy out, call fucking Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Starburst. And here's what we'll do. If you want a long-term plan to straighten somebody else, guess what we're doing?

We're coming over your house, and we're all, we're getting in your bed, and we're snuggling with you all night for seven days straight. Yeah. You're telling me after seven days straight of a fucking snuggle with Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Starburst, you'll never return to a life of crime. Because we're going to chain you into your bed, and me and Yanni are going to be on either side snuggling, and all you're going to be able to do is eat black and white cookies, and we're going to be pumping Whitney Houston, and the only movie playing on repeat is going to be Anna Green Gables. So you tell me if you can handle that for a weekend if you want to commit more crimes crimes because that's what it is with Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles. We just solved police reform in the United States.

And Chrissy, I just noticed something when I was sitting here. What did you notice? Homeless pimp, Binky Mike. Yeah. The only chance he had of being an athlete is being a catcher. The kid's built like a catcher. He's built like a fucking catcher. Yeah, 100%.

He's got a catcher's body. Yeah. He does, right? Yeah. He's got a catcher's body and he's got skin like a catcher's mitt i mean the kid's got thick skin he looks like a catcher's mitt he just looks like a big old catcher's mitt with muffin chops yeah make no mistake uh uh homeless pimp and venetia are wearing masks because they were at protests and that's just what it is they have to mask up because they were at protests yeah once venetia was like i went to her

stories and i just saw she was like being woke and dope but she was at the protest which salute you know we're all for the cause but you know absolutely i knew one thing about last week and that was that venetia was not going to be in studio yeah it's just what it is because make no mistake yanni is a scared kid i mean he's a scared petrified kid of a lot of things but what can you do it's really cute when yanni starts to get nervous because he looks like a 10-year-old boy. And that 10-year-old boy looks like Sean King because Sean King is white. Here's the thing about Sean King. We're going to get to him later because – well, let me just – hold on.

Before you get to it, because today's episode is about Jesse Owens and the 1936 Berlin Olympics, which are fucking wild. And we're going to have some interesting observations coming at you in a little bit. Go ahead. This one's going to be what you call a little bit of a tightrope walk. Yeah. Because of the times of the zeitgeist. But we're fucking diving headfirst into it because my name is Sergeant Sturbers, and that's my partner, Lieutenant Lollipop.

It's what it is. So we're going to go wild today. It's going to be all about Jesse Owens. And there's just some such interesting things because I love doing this podcast with you because not only do I get to be by my best friend, Sergeant Snuggles, but we just learn so much and so many things, especially now in such a turbulent time in our history. It's like you look back in history and you see like there's a lot of things that were happening back then that are happening today. It goes again. The history is repeating itself. Yeah. I mean, you know, this country has had a problem with race, I think, since the beginning beginning i i mean i think it's not an exaggeration to say that uh we got a little

situation with the racism in this country we got a bit of a situation with the racism and by situation i don't mean weather girl i mean old school situation a real sitch and it goes yeah it goes back of course to slave times times and different laws being enacted when slavery was abolished to still somewhat to still have slavery, but under a different name and a different method. But it was all still there. And it's interesting because because Jesse Owens, did you know a lot about Jesse Owens before we started doing the research for this episode? I mean, this episode is going to be so mind blowing for a lot of people because the only thing that I really knew about Jesse Owens, as it turns out, is kind of myth. Myth that served our propaganda at the time. Because most people, what they know about Jesse Owens is the famous Hitler walking out because Hitler's disgraced

because Jesse Owens bucked his idea of white supremacy. But that's not exactly what happened. No, not exactly what happened. So let's take you all the way back. And I'll tell you one thing I didn't know, which I just want to say up front, is this was an era, you got to remember, this was an era where Hitler and Nazi Germany was gearing up and they were preaching white supremacy.

And I didn't know that. Germany fucking mopped the floor with us in the Olympics that year. Yeah. It might have given him the justification like, you know what, let's go to war. We are superior because they fucking beat our asses. Yeah, Germany beat the shit out of us, beat the shit out of every country in the world in the 1936 Berlin Olympics, besides Jesse Owens' events because you can't just stop Americans. But Jesse Owens was born September 12, 1913 in Oakville, Alabama.

You can't just stop Americans. But Jesse Owens was born September 12, 1913 in Oakville, Alabama. So already as a black guy being born in 1913 in Alabama, as Tim Dillon would say, not good. Not good. Yeah. You got what they call an uphill battle. Yeah, you got an uphill battle. His nickname was the Buckeye Bullet.

So that, because, you know, obviously he was extremely fast. He would go on to win four gold medals in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. I mean, listen, the kid moved to Cleveland. It seems like a lot of the best black athletes come out of Cleveland, no? I was thinking that same exact thing when I read it. I mean, you know, he was born, his father was a sharecropper. He has nine brothers and sisters. Yeah, let me check the research. He moved up, you know, in the Great Migration.

You know, blacks moved up in the Great Migration from the south to the north to get industrial jobs and escape racism. Because, make no mistake, of course, the Great Migration from the south to the north to get industrial jobs and escape racism. Because make no mistake, of course, the Great Migration of that was, as you said, blacks escaped the north. But now because there's a Great Migration of the whites getting out of the city to the suburbs. I mean, the whites are getting out of here. That's the new Great Migration because the prices in the suburbs are skyrocketing because the whites are a little scared. So that's the new great migration.

What can you do? Yeah, it's called White Flight and it's happening again. It's happening again because did you even know that the Puerto Rico Day Parade happened over the weekend?

I don't know because I fucking fled this sucker a long time ago. Yeah, you may have led the way on the White Flight. All I know is that there's apple cider for sale at the orchard down the road from me.

Yeah, it's what it is. So. Because I heard a chicken, chicken balking. What do you call that when a chicken balks? What is it? I don't know. Because what does a chicken do? Gafaws?

It balks? I don't know, cuz. No, when it goes in the morning, like the rooster. What is it? I thought. Why did I think it was called box? I don't know. Does he cluck?

What does a chicken do? I don't fuck with that. I think he clucks. He clucked. I woke up and I heard a rooster. Crow. Crow, thank you. I bet you a lot of people don't know what that's called because I thought it was box.

Yeah, I don't know. I have no idea. But listen, Jesse Owens, as Giannis was saying, the Great Migration, which happened, left the segregated south for urban industrial north. Jesse Owens and his family were a part of that. At around age 20, Jesse Owens starts to really kind of show his athletic prowess. He becomes the 1933 National High School champion for long jumping and sprinting. So, I mean, the kid's just nice. And you've got to understand one thing about 1920s, 1930s Olympic athletes at that time. I mean, it wasn't easy for a black kid to even make the Olympic team.

As a matter of fact, right before the 1936 Olympics, the government or the United States government did not even want to allow black athletes to compete on Team USA. And that's a big problem. That's a big problem if you want to win golds. That's the thing. That's the thing. Is if you want to win,s. That's the thing. That's the thing. Is if you want to win, you should have the black guys on your team.

Yeah. Because they're just good. I mean, could you imagine, do you think the 1992 Dream Team, if it was all just white NBA players, could they even beat an Angola? I don't think they would have beaten anybody. No, yeah. I don't think we would have gotten past Honduras, to be honest with you. Yeah, I don't think so. Look, if you want to win in the summer olympics there's one thing you got to do and that's one thing only you got to go black yeah if you that's just what it is if you got a

swimming thing you go wait or winter olympics let the whites go crazy that's what it is it's like i don't know why we should just be okay to say the summer olympics you go black the winter olympics you go white and then you're just fine. And it's just you can't – you're going to win that way. And it's just what it is. It shouldn't be a horrible thing to say. It's just the truth. It's not demeaning anybody.

It's just saying the truth. White people like to ski, and black people play basketball. Yeah, it's what it is. Look, there was a really big reason why nazi germany beat the united states in the medal count in 1936 by like 30 something medals and that reason is that we didn't have enough blacks yeah the one black we did have his name was jesse owens and he won every event by a landslide so what does that tell you yeah every other event Germany beat

the shit of us except the one that Jesse Owens was at yeah so it's just you know and so so you gotta understand the racial problem and that's what we're saying about what's going on today is the racial issues we're having today albeit different and obviously different things highlighted for different reasons but Jesse Owens was not having a good time as this champion American athlete as he should have because he was so good and such an American icon as we learned about him as we got older. But during his time, he wasn't celebrated and appreciated that way. No, he was not celebrated and appreciated that way. And I appreciate the amount of reading you've been doing in quarantine

because Albeit has become one of your favorite go-tos. Because I say Albeit a lot. Because I say albeit a lot. I say albeit a lot, and every time I say albeit, I think of Alba Cortuda. I mean, I've noticed the increase in albietes. Jesse Owens is a fascinating, fascinating story for many reasons, but one of the reasons is something that we always highlight on this show, and that is uncomfortable truths.

Yes. Now, I'm going to jump ahead a little bit. We will go backwards, but I'm going to jump ahead just to get you excited about how fascinating and interesting this story is. Yes. The kid was highly critical of other black civil rights activists when the next Olympics happened in Mexico City

and the famous black fists went up from those two gentlemen. Yes. Jesse Owens criticized that. Interesting. Jesse Owens criticized that, and he said, the black fist is useless. When you open it up, all you have is five fingers. The only way a black fist has meaning is if it's full of money. Jesse Owens thought that the way you make progress for the black community is

economic strength he thought all the protesting and all that was just perfunctory bullshit that wasn't going to get you anywhere right and to be honest you've been saying perfunctory a lot because we're stupid kids that try to sound smart because you've been saying perfunctory i've been saying albeit but we're still ffs yeah we're still still FFs. So he was, the black community was a little upset with him over that. So it's very interesting because that's why I've been, and check on our feed. We've both been posting it on our Instagrams. The Black Economic Alliance is a good thing to donate to, I think, because it just puts money into the black community at the very foundations of it

to help build up an economic prosperity. But it's kind of very similar in a way, in different words, when Michael Jordan was criticized for saying Republicans wear Jordans too, it's kind of a similar thing. So you could see how there's this kind of murky waters, especially being a black athlete, when you're saying, hey, I want to help. But sometimes the way to help is through economics. And that might not go with what the staunch protesters are saying. Yeah, there's no question the blacks have had a unique story here. They're unlike other ethnicities in that they had to deal with slavery and segregation, redlining and all that.

No question. They are the victims. They are the true victims besides Native Americans who were just wiped out mostly by disease. It is what it is. Besides Native Americans who were just wiped out, mostly by disease. It is what it is. But when you look at the certain ethnic groups that came to this country, that immigrated to this country, the way that they gained power was through, no matter which way you slice it, modern conservative values. Economic power.

Economic power turns into political power. Once you have political power, nobody really fucks with you. The Irish started as fucking workhorses, discriminate against. They became cops. Then they got into the political offices through money. Money talks in this country. So part of what Jesse Owens is saying,

you can't deny there's some truth to it. There's some truth to it. And by the way, with all these new things and things that are happening in our country, people have been saying, and I go with this too, is it not African American anymore? Because there's so many different types of black, Caribbean American, all that. So we just say black.

If we're going to say African American, you have to be from Africa. So the only African American I know is Elon Musk. So it's just what it is because he's from Africa. He's from Africa. Yeah. The only one I know is Sean King because he's an African American kid because his father was a really, really light skinned black guy. Well, here's what he said. Here's the interesting thing that we'll get to now.

And, you know, it's 1936 Berlin Olympics. Of course, you know, there's a name, you know, rounding out this is Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler just become the leader. The Nazi Party just taken over absolute power. And it's interesting, Adolf Hitler, as you do the research on him, which a lot, I think people know, but don't know, it's he himself, many people think was at least 25% Jewish and the Aryan race that he was touting, which was blonde hair, blue eyes as the Ubermensch, the, you know, the, the Ultraman, he was none of those things. I mean, he was a short squeak of a kid with brown hair

and a little baby mustache. And what many people say is micropenia. So he was kind of advocating for something he didn't look like. So in many ways, he was history's version of Sean King. Because Sean King's a white kid that's advocating for black people. So I'm not saying, I mean, I know Sean King's trying to do good. But make no mistake, he is W-H-I-T-E-E-E-O, right? Yeah, I mean, that is hilarious. Adolf Hitler, in some way, was the Sean King of his day in that.

Clip it. Yeah, he was advocating for tall, blonde, Aryan-looking kids. And make no mistake, that kid, did anyone look more like a Bosnian accountant than Adolph Hiller? Than Adolph Hiller. Yeah, because, and now there's a lot of outcry on social media about Sean King, about where does his money, where's the money, where's the money coming, where's the money going that we donate to, where does that money go?

So I'm asking where's the money to three people and three people only. Sean King, where's the money? Mayor de Blasio's wife, where's the money? And my dad, where's the money? Yeah. Sean King. where's the money and my dad where's the money yeah um sean king uh yeah this episode's not about sean king but we just wanted to just make a quick heather joke we're having fun with sean yannis hates him no no i don't hate him at all he does he's a complicated character he hates mike sean king's a complicated character because the black community is kind of like it seems

like they're slowly realizing that the kid is just white and they don't know what to make of it because he posts a lot of good stuff but the other thing is the kid is white and he lies and he says he's black but everyone knows he's white and that's the only issue is i think what sean king is doing for the black community is fantastic raising awareness and and helping out but the problem is if you're lying to begin with it's saying that you're you're black when you're white, then it opens up people to be like, hey, wait a second. If you're lying about that, where's the money going? You just have to prove more. And listen, it's okay.

Just prove it. And then no problems because we want you to help. If anybody can help any community, I'm all for it. Yeah, and the weird thing is that his career is inextricably linked to being black. So he got a black scholarship. He went to a black school. He's a to being black so you know he got a black scholarship went to a black school he's a black activist before that he was a black minister so it's like if the kid is white which he is yeah i guess his name's jeffrey his mom's white his brothers are white and the guy on his birth certificate is white what can you do the only thing black about

him is his story that his mom begged out and i love how he described it as a really light-skinned black guy so by really light-skinned did you mean white because yeah listen what can you do i mean then you're black too because make no mistake your dad's david dinkins my dad is david dinkins my grandfather was born a slave i might be a black kid you're a black kid so okay so jesse owens um he went to Ohio State, the Ohio State University. That's why he was called the Buckeye Bullet. And he was the best track and field athlete in the NCAA. Okay, so you've got to understand, I mean, this kid was so much better than everybody else,

including his fellow black athletes. I mean, Jesse Owens, one of the best Olympic athletes this country has ever seen. At a 1935 Big Ten track meet in michigan jesse perhaps he had the greatest set of track and field events in the history of track in the history of track in just 45 minutes of competition jesse tied one world record in the 100 yard sprint and broke three world records in the 220 yard sprint cuz in 45 minutes the kid set three world records i mean yeah yeah i'm out of breath going up three flights of stairs. Yeah. He was a superior athlete, superior runner. And he was doing this at a time where his white teammates took one elevator.

He took another. He had to stay in different hotels than his teammates. I mean, it was really brutal. And also, he was, let's just say it, he was doing it in a sport that people only care about during the Olympics. Yeah. If you're a swimmer or you run track, you're famous for about two months, and then you got to go back to stocking shelves at Costco. It's for the love of the game.

And the reason why it's to bring up that he set three world records in 45 minutes and how unbelievably talented this man was and probably the best athlete our country had, he didn't even receive a scholarship to Ohio State. He had to keep working part-time jobs because of the racism at that university. They wouldn't give him a scholarship to Ohio State. He had to keep working part-time jobs because of the racism at that university. They wouldn't give him a

scholarship when he clear and away was the best athlete at the school. I mean, it's actually insane that he was the best runner in the country and he had to pay to go to school so the kid had to work a part-time job, go to class, and then run like all the other white kids who were on scholarship. I mean,

Brutes Magoots. I'm voting that Brutes on scholarship. I mean, Brutes Magoots. I'm voting that Brutes Magoots. That's Brutes Magoots because Jesse Owens, you know, deserved more. And as, you know, we'll get through the Olympics and what happened when he came home, it just kind of gets worse for him after being such an iconic athlete. But that's 1933. Let's take you to 1936, the Berlin Olympics. So first of all, you got to understand, going into the Olympics,

Germany, when Hitler took over a year before, you know, they had all the anti-Jewish laws up in Germany. You know, Jews couldn't, of course, they couldn't vote. They had to pay high taxes for their businesses. You know, people had signs, death to Juden and all that stuff. And that was, of course, a huge black eye, as it should be, for the world looking at Germany hosting the Olympics because they were given the bid to host before Hitler was in power. The Nazis hadn't taken over yet.

You know, so so as this is happening, countries like the United States and Britain are like we're boycotting the Olympics. We want to boycott because we're not going to go compete in a country that's being unfair to Jewish athletes, which is ironic because in a way, even though they weren't be so public about it, the U.S. is being unfair to their black athletes. Right. So that's the irony that I always thought that I found interesting with doing this research. It's like, you know, I understand the boycott because Germany is just being outward with it. I mean, obviously, you know, we're not we didn't go on to kill. You know, obviously they went out to kill 6 million Jews and it's horrible. But as far as that initial not giving them equal rights as Jews, the Americans were doing something very similar to blacks.

Yeah. They were just being private about it. Yes. And look, a lot of people endured slavery, obviously, because their progeny is walking around today. But don't forget, I mean, who knows how many hundreds of thousands or millions. I don't know. We have to look it up. Just on the Middle Passage alone, died on the trip here.

I mean, the whole thing was genocidal. I mean, slavery was genocidal. I mean, what do you want worse, to be killed immediately or enslaved for a generation? So we were doing the same exact thing. And you bring up a great point that's very uncomfortable. We went over there, and here's the thing. Jesse Owens was treated very well in Berlin. I mean, the kid was treated well.

He stayed in nice hotels. I mean, the kid got the good soaps. He wiped his ass with the towels, and they brought him new ones. 100%. Because we've talked about black kids love washcloths. Yeah, the kid, they brought him his own washcloth. Black kids, listen, black guys like washcloths, white guys like loofahs. It's just what it is.

Because, yeah, white guys go loofah or white kids go bar to skin and black guys go washcloth. It's just what it is. It's just what it is. Listen, it's weird. Because if you've ever done a sleepover at your black friend's, your black friend's mom is going to hand you a washcloth. The first time I got handed a washcloth at my friend, Jaha Johnson's house,

when I was in fourth and fifth grade, I didn't know what to do with it. So I just, I wiped my ass with and put it in the toilet and flushed it. Cause I didn't know what I was supposed to do with it. I didn't know he was supposed to clean my body with it. Yeah. Cause it was a foreign experience to me.

So Jesse Owens was, did you do a washcloth? Cause you are a black teenager. Cause I still do do a washcloth. Make no mistake. I still do do a washcloth. Um, I usually, uh, I usually loo for a washcloth, you are a black teenager because i still do do a washcloth make no mistake i still do do a washcloth um i usually uh i use a loofah or washcloth um or uh yeah sometimes i have brillo pads i mean the puerto ricans have wild things in their showers so sometimes it depends what it depends what the situation has in there yeah i would think puerto ricans would use those actual

sponges from the sea as washcloths as washcloths yeah no i usually use a washcloth or a loofah or i just use my hands but so in in 1936 as giannis was saying jesse owens was given all the amenities that he should have been getting in the united states so he said the german people treated him more fair than his amer than his american countrymen did because he was able he couldn't believe when he got to the olympic barracks he was like where are our rooms because he was able he couldn't believe when he got to the olympic barracks he was like where are our rooms because he was speaking for the black athletes he was like where are our rooms and the german people are like no you all stay together this is one big happy family so there's a lot of bullshit that goes on of course the major bullshit of

why we're having segregation in the united states supposed to be this free prosperous you know beacon of you know freedom but the germans were secretly, obviously in a few years, going to invade Poland and really show their message, were acting as if they were these great people because they weren't segregating the whites from the blacks. So it's very interesting. And that was all Joseph Goebbels. So we've spoken

about him many times. If you don't know, go Google him. He's the propaganda. He was the Nazi propaganda minister. And these were all his designs of having the whole world look at them in the 1936 Olympics. He all of a sudden all the the hating Jew signs were taken down. All the Jewish athletes were allowed to come back and compete, you know, under all these certain guises. But, you know, so the cameras are on them and everybody thinks, oh, the Nazis aren't that bad. But of course they were. The funny thing, too, Joseph Goe, oh, the Nazis aren't that bad. But, of course, they were.

The funny thing, too, Joseph Goebbels, also a horrific-looking little kid. Squeaks. They were both squeaks with black hair advocating for the supremacy of Aryan athletes. So it's very ironic, hypocritical, kind of weird. Yeah, here for two weeks in the 1936 games, Adolfler camouflaged his anti-semitic and expansionist agenda while hosting the games he in order to impress the foreign visitors in germany for the games he authorized a brief relaxation in anti-jewish activity so it's like you know he removed the signs barring jews from public spaces uh and the and the games were like this propaganda

thing so it's just you know you watch you know there were that's the interesting thing is like You know, you watch, you know, there were, that's the interesting thing is like right now in that all the World War II history kind of stuff is like just like the last remaining people from that era are kind of alive. And only a few of them are still conscious enough to talk. But I listened to one woman talk and she was just saying like if you were in Germany, which she was at 12 years old in the 1936 Olympics, you would think the Nazis were the good guys. That's what she said. She was like, they were the good guys. Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. All countries always pull it together when they come under the international spotlight

during the Olympics. Greece did it when they had the Olympics. I mean, it was a third world country, economic problem, dogs everywhere. They killed all the stray dogs. They got everything together. They did did all the construction made it look good china did the same thing everyone does that the germans uh german the nazis did that as well pr public relations propaganda that's the thing yeah the thing that's so fascinating to me is how strong propaganda is propaganda isaganda is so strong. Public relations, Madison Avenue

techniques is so strong that like we're saying, Adolf Hitler, who was a guy who looked like a Bosnian accountant, led a nation with the idea, with the whole mantra of we are the superior race. What's that race? Everyone who doesn't look like me and I'm the leader. And people believed it. Just like, just like when you hear history about Jesse Owens

before I started researching this, I thought, you know, Jesse Owens showed up, Nazi Germany. Right. And Hitler walked out and discussed because that's the fucking

tall tale we've told and that's what the American propaganda has propagated. But what really happened is the kid probably just wanted to take a nap, because he already knew that Jesse Owens won a few, but they had already mopped the floor with us, and he had his preconceived notions fulfilled. They fucking kicked our ass.

Germany won like 89 medals and I think the next closest was the United States for what? Like 20? 50. Total 50. They did it for like

30 something medals. So he didn't walk out because he felt disgraced. That's what our propaganda wanted people to believe. You know, our patriotic propaganda. Because like Chris said,

fucking Jesse Owens went home and FDR didn't even invite him to the White House. FDR did not invite, did not invite Jesse Owens went home and FDR didn't even invite him to the White House. FDR did not invite Jesse Owens to the White House after winning four gold medals and upstaging Adolf Hitler and the face of Nazi Germany. After upstaging them at their own games, FDR didn't even invite him to the White House because of, let's be honest, they were fucking racist back then. They were just racist and they did look at blacks as subhuman, no matter what. No matter what anybody tells you, you could just tell by their actions.

There's no way around that. And it's just a part of history that's uncomfortable, but it is the truth. A lot of members of Congress and the higher-up politicians in the United States, there were two schools of thought. One school of thought said, let's not go to the 1936 Olympics because of all the anti-Semitic stuff that's happening. And if we go to the Olympics, then we're actually showing support in some way for the Nazis, which we can't do. And then the other side of it was, let's let's go to the Olympics.

Let's go there and we'll we'll show how Dominion workers will beat the shit out of them. And then we'll show how Dominic Marquez will beat the shit out of them. And, you know, of course, that's why Jesse Owens becomes such a huge tale for American history. He becomes such an American icon because he's the only one out of all our American athletes, which we all sent over to wipe the floor of Germany, which did not happen. The only one who did do the floor wiping was Jesse Owens. And I guarantee you FDR would have preferred that it was a white guy, but that's just not how the summer games work. Yeah, it's never going to work that way during the summer games.

So if you want to sweep up, like we said, you go black. You just get the black kids out there. They're going to win you some races because they just know how to win races. Yeah, and you know what's just a little fun fact about, so when they were walking out those opening ceremonies, the Olympic ceremonies, you know, Germany, of course, Austria, countries that had already – Italy were already lining themselves up with fascism would do the Hail Hitler. No other country would do it. The United States didn't do it.

England, of course, didn't do it. They said, no, we're just going to walk. France goes and puts their hands halfway up because it meant some other symbol of like the French Revolution. And then the whole country and world thought that they were hailing to Hitler. So Hitler thought that he had France.

They thought when France, in 1936 for about three or four years, France genuinely thought that Germany was their enemy. And Hitler genuinely thought that France was on their side because they gave a hail Hitler at the Olympic ceremony. That's hilarious. Just an absolute, that's was their enemy. And Hitler genuinely thought that France was on their side because they gave a hail Hitler the Olympic ceremony.

That's hilarious. Just like just an absolute. That's like a comedy. That's like that. You could write that. It's like a Larry David episode. Google 1936 Olympics, France walking in France opening ceremony. And I mean, these guys are hailing and they're like, oh, we didn't realize that.

We didn't think that that was going to be taken out of context. Like, what are you doing, asshole? You're sitting your fucking hands straight out and yelling. I hate the Jews. Now, Jesse Owens, he struck up a friendship with with with this German kid. Yes.

Jesse, this is one of the this is one of the most cool stories that I've ever remember reading about in history. It was sent to us by first through Venetia. She found the history. Cool kids.

Instagram. Go check that Instagram page out. There's so many beautiful stories there. Jesse Owens and a man by the name of Lutz Long, who was actually Jesse Owens' main rival, because Lutz Long was the only one who could even come close to competing with him, and they struck up this amazing friendship.

Jesse Owens, he had faulted twice on the long jump, and if you fault one more time, you're disqualified. And Lutz Long came over in the middle, in front of Adolf Hitler, and said, hey hey if you put a towel down right before the line that'll give your mind a cue and you'll be able to jump from there and then he put the towel down jumped set the record won the gold medal and the first person after he set that world record jump the first person to hug him was lutz long right in front of hitler and the rest of uh the german officer's eyes and he's just a special guy and then remained friends until lutz long died which is wild which is a wild thing so jesse owens

wins four medals becomes friends with lutz longs comes back home doesn't get the welcome that he would like because he's a black kid he's got to go back now um and try to find a job kid couldn't find a job i mean you know he he pumped gas for a little while. I mean, it's crazy. And he's famously quoted as saying, you know, yeah, I got four gold medals, but you can't eat four gold medals. There you go.

So he had to make money. And the kid became a smoker. Ironic as that. It's ironic. At 32 years old. 32 years old, the kid starts smoking weed. He ended up dying

when he was 66 from lung cancer as a sprinter. I mean, ciggies are good. Ciggies are good. Yeah, they taste good. They make the pain go away.

But yeah, Jesse Owens was not treated fairly. I mean, that kid, after doing that, especially at that time, especially after

what was going to happen to World War II, I mean, it's like, that kid shouldn't ever have to pay taxes again. He should just be given free room and board by the U.S. government,

him and his family, for the rest of their lives. But that's just not the way it works. Yeah, much like Joe Louis, who kind of died, poor and obscure, fought for his country, was a hero, was kind of treated shitty. Right. You know, was treated fucking shitty. Yeah.

And didn't make a lot of money. But then America tells these hero tales about them. Yeah. And didn't make a lot of money. But then America tells these hero tales about them. Right. And uses them for their own patriotic propaganda while they shit on the person while he was alive. And so Jesse Owens and Lutz Long, you know, the German, who, by the way, Lutz Long died in combat in 1943. But all throughout this time, from 1936 to 1943, Jesse Owens and Lutz Long stayed in contact. They wrote letters to each other. Actually, Jesse Owens wound up becoming Lutz Long's son's best man at his wedding.

And it's interesting because Jesse Owens said the last time Lutz Long and Jesse Owens ever saw each other was at that hug. When Lutz hugged him that you can see on tape after he sets the world jump record after putting after him telling Jesse Owens to put the towel down that's the last time he ever saw him um in real life and it's so it's insane but how did they stay in contact because they were right letters to each other but Owens said this he said it took a lot of courage for him to befriend him in front of Hitler I would melt down all the medals and cups I have and they wouldn't be a plating on the 24-hour friendship that I felt for Lutz Long at that moment. And thank God Jesse Owens didn't melt those down

because he had to tell him to make some money. Yes. Because the government was not going to give him any. Yes. He also ended up failing out of school because he had to work to pay his way. He didn't get a scholarship. Yeah.

So the kid's energy was just all over the place. So at Ohio State, he had tried to go back he couldn't he failed out of school and jesse owens also said this he said hitler didn't snub me it was our president fdr who some who snubbed me the president didn't even send a telegram i mean you can't even send a fucking telegram to the kid i mean lutz long is writing letters to the enemy from behind nazi lines getting him through you can't even write a telegram, you polio fuck. Yeah. I mean, history is filled with all these dirty... Look at FDR

segregated black and white servants at the White House. I mean, cuz, when is his wheelchair gonna be taken away? Exactly. They should have took his wheelchair away as soon as he did that. I mean, cuz, if I see, make no mistake, if I see a fucking, if I see a statue of FDR on a wheelchair, I'm tipping it over.

Tip it over. Because he can't get up. Yeah. Well, you know what? We just probably gave justification for them to tear down whatever statue. Yeah, this is going to go viral. Clip it. Be like, why did you why did you tear down FDR statues?

Because he fucking segregated his surrogates. Yeah. I mean, it's just fucking it's just I mean, brutal, brutal, brutal. You know what happened to Jesse Owens after the Olympics? Because you take that iconic moment. And I just wish like, you know, there should be like a state named after him or city like Owen City or something. I mean, that's how you have to understand what was going on. Like that iconic moment to to to be so to beat the shit out of all those Nazi athletes in the face

of fascism and to not even he received somewhat of a hero's welcome there was a parade for him but to not even get a telegram from the president it's like brutes I mean racism was in full full blown mode at that time but here is where history gets a little messy this is a direct quote

about the two athletes who put their fists in the air what was that 1940 mexico city famous we're gonna do an episode about that as well huh 68 68 so i was way off make no mistake you are matching your shirt your shorts and your shoes to symbolize the three you're symbolizing three articles of clothing to symbolize the three dollar bills you're worth yeah i. I'm also doing this. I'm also matching my shirt and my sneakers to celebrate black culture because nobody matches their sneakers and their shirt better than the blacks. Yeah.

Okay. So this is what he said. And I was way off by that. That's hilarious. That's how fucking stupid I was. I was like, what was that? 1940? No, that was 68.

Oh, with the black. Yeah. was 68. oh with the black with the uh yeah so the black parenting i was saying like the next olympics i mean that was 1940 1940 guys this is a podcast that heavily relies on wikipedia while we have it open if we don't have it open and we'll say anything we are your guess is as good as ours. We are the Wikipedia sluts. Never forget. Yeah, so 1968, it was Tommy Smith and John Carlos who famously gave the Black Power salute. John Carlos sounds like an Italian kid. Yeah, he sounds like he works for whatever that show was.

What was that show called? The Daily Show? The Mark Whitmore Show, whatever. It lasted for three minutes. The Nightly Show. Yeah. Jordan Carlos lives on this block. It's what it is. Shout out Jordan Carlos.los john carlos and tommy smith they gave the power salute uh 1968

uh in mexico city for the 200 meter race right and owens jesse owens this is how wild history is and how it's just not neat and perfect like you want it to be jesse owens spoke out against them doing that and this was the direct quote that i made reference to earlier he said the black fist is a meaningless symbol when you open it you have nothing but fingers weak empty fingers the only time the black fist has significance is when there's money inside there's where the power lies. Kid's not wrong. I'm not going to say that black power fist is meaningless. I won't go that far because I'm white and I can't.

Yeah. But I will say the kid has a point about how money is power. And it's probably would have been interesting. I would have loved to hear him say, because make no mistake, that was after 30 plus years of smoking. So he would have sounded like Aunt Colleen. Would have just been like,

the black hand, it's meaningless. If you open it up, it's just fingers. Get me an estimate stake of some money and putting it in my hand. Yeah, so the kid died of lung cancer. And after his death, it became sort of a fable, a myth. Because when you think about it, nobody knows for sure. Here's the thing, because Jesse Owens is known for that moment. But nobody knows for sure why Hitler got up. Right, V?

We don't know. Okay, what are the two stories, V? And if you tell it to me, I want you to tell it to me deadass. Tell it to me deadass. Just from off camera and then we'll repeat. From behind your Cobra Kai fucking mask. Yeah, your Cobra Kai.

I feel like I'm talking to Cobra Commander. Yeah. Right. So that's kind of the official story is that he left. So just repeat it in case they couldn't hear it. So what was it, Yonatan? So it's kind of like he left to snub him because it was the official, the first official ceremony.

Right. Well, yeah, because Vanity was saying he was influenced by the adoring fans because jesse owens when he came into that stadium everybody including the german population cheered for him and the stadium shook because he was the most famous powerful athlete at those games yeah they liked him uh the he was a fan favorite and we just don't know why adolf hitler left he could have just needed to go to the bathroom. Yeah. I mean, we don't know.

We made it into the story like it was this great moment where he showed up, you know, the fascist dictator of the Nazi Germany. Dude, we do shit like that even at higher levels. As I said a couple weeks ago, it's like everybody thinks that we dropped the nukes on japan in world war ii because we didn't want to invade tokyo which is just the story that the government came up with the real reason we dropped the nukes is to show russia that we had fucking nukes baby because we knew that they were true we knew the enemy of communism was coming next so it's just all lies you're just it's lies all the time it's like even the reason why we went to war in vietnam was a false flag operation that we did against ourselves.

Expect a false flag. It's coming. It's coming, baby. I guarantee you it's coming. Some false flag is coming in these next six months. I mean, we're two kids who sit here and we tell you we're straight kids, but that's propaganda. Absolutely. That's PR, because when we get off this, we go, turn to the left.

Yas. Yas. When I pull out my piece, it just says false flag. False freaking flag. So it's all propaganda. I mean out my piece, it just says false flag. False freaking flag. So it's all propaganda. I mean, the thing, I didn't even know. Like I said, I did not know that they, can you imagine? When's the last time Germany was number one in the Summer Olympics?

It probably was. I don't think any time ever since 1936. I mean, because they won. When's the last time Germany was? We've been number one for, like, America has been sweeping up the Summer Olympics. Next would always be China or Russia, but Germany took a backseat after that. So this might have been the last time. Was that the last time they were number one?

I mean, because the only German athletes I can even name are Detlef Schrempf, Dirk Nowitzki, and Katarina Hempf, the old school figure skater. Yeah. I loved figure skating when I was a kid. And Martina Navratilova. She was a German kid? I think she was German. No, Martina Navratilova?

Really? Navratilova is German? Steffi Graf. That sounds Russian. Steffi Graf's definitely German. Steffi Graf's German. Yeah, she's freaking German. German.

All right. I want to talk. Thank you for bringing that up. Greta Lambert, who was a Jewish-German field jump. She was a pole vaulter, I think, right? Track and field athlete. It's what it is. Wei Zhongxian.

Wei Zhongxian. Wei Zhongxian. Wei Zhongxian. We're trying to figure out what she was. I'm just kidding. Wei Zhongxian. Yeah, she was a real Rosie O'Donnell. Wei Zhongxian. Wei Zhongxian. Wei Zhongxian. It's just a joke. I'm just kidding. Wei Shaoqian. Yeah, she was a real Rosie O'Donnell. Wei Shaoqian.

Wei Shaoqian, Wei Shaoqian, Wei Shaoqian. It's just a joke. I'm kidding. It's a character piece. We're just kidding. Character piece, whatever. We may just hire Zach Beck for 20 bucks to come with the button. What can you do?

We just sit over there with the fucking button. Can you put Wei Shaoqians in in post, Mike? Yeah, we're going to have to do them. So what she did, what was her name again? Gretel? Greta Lambert. She was actually setting world records for German women at, I believe it was the high jump and pole vaulting. She was setting records.

So she absolutely should have not only qualified for the German national women's female team, but should have been the face of it. German national women's female team, but should have been the face of it. And they wrote her a letter a month or two months before the qualifying teams were announced that unfortunately, due to her performance, she wasn't able to make the team. And it was 100% because she was a Jewish woman. And then so she, of course, left the country. She left Germany, never came back and settled in the United States. But that's a situation of it was taken from this poor girl just because she was Jewish.

And she actually would have even added to the German medal count because I don't think any woman in any other country was even close to as good as she was. So look her up as well. Yeah, she would have added to the German medal count, but any of our Jewish athletes in America would not have added to the American medal count. They were not missed.

You just don't need Jews to show. If you want to win a Summer Olympics, you don't need Jews. The thing is with Americans is we're very good at sports, but we're good because we have black people. And they're very good at that. The Jews don't really contribute to the sports world for us. In Israel, absolutely. But the Jewish American is not per se.

Athletic. They're not really that athletic. I mean, unless itching was a sport. Wei Zhongzhen. If you can put. Wei Zhongzhen. I'm just kidding. Obviously, I'm just kidding.

Wei Zhongzhen. Mike, we got to edit that one out, right? Yeah. Let's edit that one out. But itching is a sport? I mean, we could go with that. Wei Zhongzhen. I mean, it would be a good sport. I'm just kidding. If you can figure out a way. Mike, we got to edit that one out, right? No, let's edit that one out. But itching is a sport? I mean, we could go with that. No, I mean, it would be a good sport.

I'm just kidding. Yeah, I mean, if itching was a sport or figuring out ways to cut the line, if that's a good sport, then Jews would win that. Nobody's better at cutting the line than Jewish people. We got to get this one out. No, it's just always young genes. We're just kidding. It's just a joke. No, it's just a young genes. We're just kidding. It's just a joke. It's just a joke.

I will say with Jewish athletes, Jewish American athletes, if accounting was a sport, that would be good. When you say Jewish athletes, let's be honest, we're talking about two people, Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax and Danny Shays. That's about it. Threes. There's three Jews I can think of.

Oh, and I forgot Amari Stoudemire. That's four. That's about it. Threes. There's three Jews I can think of. Oh, and I forgot Amari Stoudemire. That's four. That's four, yeah. Four Jews. So when you say American athlete who are Jews, you could say them. They could be your friends. They could, yeah. There's only four of them.

So that's what it is. And it's just interesting. The 1936 Olympics were fascinating to me because a lot of things that are still going on today in the Olympics actually started in 1936 out of the Nazi propaganda Olympic machine so the passing of the torch that we do now that's synonymous with Olympic events first time it was ever done 1936 black guys winning races yeah still happening still happening 1936 um the metal board that you see all the time with which team is winning, that happened, which team is leading. And Hayden of the Jews still going strong? That train is never late.

That's never late. So that all happened because the medal board count was because Joseph Goebbels and Hitler wanted to show German dominance, so they started broadcasting out which country had the lead. They had never done that before. And then the passing of the torch happened because uh it's supposed to be a peace and unity is what that flame is supposed to be to all the countries but how how the nazis were swinging it were they believed that they were uh descendants the germans

believed they were descendants of the hellenic hellenic people who were greek ancestors so they believed that they were descendants from there so they were spinning it as hey we are directly attached through this flame to the Greeks so we really created the Olympics that's what they were basically saying albeit they're not albeit they're not and then they ended up coming and

murdering us when they were Nazis so albeit no we don't claim the Germans and Germans you're not fucking Greek you're the opposite. We hate you and what you did. And puh, puh, puh, as the Greeks would say, puh. Yeah. Nato.

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It's what it is. Okay, so here we go. Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. Let's welcome the newest members of the matriarchy right now. Okay, first leading off, we got Ray, unfortunately, crashed my grandmother's car and listened to the boys. Then we got...

That's a Drexler right out of the bat right out of the bat yeah then we got azu sena then we got cute jew without fumes that looks like one of chrissy's crew but make no mistake i'm still hebrew pierce your rent is due yeah can you throw him on the list on the list we're gonna actually now that you're here we're doing winners can you yeah put him on yeah look she just makes it green she just highlights it's green you're better than Mike. Yeah, I mean, this train is about to fly, cuz. We just went from the NTA to the fucking Japanese Tokyo Express.

It's what it is. Next up, we got Kelly Grindle. Then we got Pan Cross CL. Finally got the sand out of my clit and booked a one-way flight to Wuhan, Ramirez. Hello, you're on the list. Hello, you're on the list. It's what you call, that one's called a no-brainer. Richard Costa, George Hurd. Then we got Hyena here for the content.

Then we got Johnny from Borough Park, but my sideburns are short. Donato. That's a Drexler, almost. Wow, almost. I mean, the sideburns, that's a Jewish joke. It's a Jewish joke. It's very funny. It's a strong NIT tournament.

Drexler. It's creative. It's nice. Yeah. Okay, then weler. It's creative. It's nice. Yeah. Okay, then we got Chrissy's Queen of the Quarantine Karens. And make no mistake, Yanni Nobeard looks like Tracy Morgan if he was white. Funny for a Drex. Then we got Anthony Mucci.

Yeah. I just throw the Italian kids on the list for the Drexler. I mean, if you got an Italian last name, you're in the NIT tournament. I mean, because imagine your a direct sort of an Italian last name. You're just you're in the NIT. I mean, because now your last name is Moochie. Then we got Elena Namkev. Because let me ask you a question. Would you go to an accountant if his last name was Moochie? No chance.

Not if I want to go to prison. The only if your name is Moochie, I want you coming over to fix something in my house. And that's it. And I want you as far away from my daughter as possible because I know if the fucking garlic's off in the sauce she's gonna get disciplined she's gonna get disciplined because make no mistake if you were my friend group i would get drunk and say yo moochie come here and give me a smoochie okay here it is we got elena namakev then we got amanda gale feisel stevie sauce monkey then we got sluice the goose gooch fumes vamos okay then we got nickluice, The Goose, Gooch, Fumes, Vamoose. Okay. Then we got Nick Guy, Doug, Dunbar, Enrique the Freak, Carly Shay, EPTV, Antoinette Collins. Oh, Antoinette Collins.

I think she might be, she's a ESPN reporter. Shout out to Antoinette Collins. Love your work. Oh, wow. She's on the Patreon. She's on the Patreon. Shout out. Love your work.

Daniel Burrows, Quinn Jimenez, Justin Custis, Andrew Short. Then we got Colleen, super cute with a side queef and extra fubes. Then we got Hannah Heath, James Bradley, Supa Sizzle, Brianna Welsh, Robert Kelly. Wow. Hey, Bobby. Kids checking in.

Then we got Sonia Gonzalez Martinez. Then we got Chad. I don't have a situation with the mother, but I want one with Yanni's brother. It's what it is. Throw him on the list. On the list. Throw him on the list. OTL.

It's a good, solid, hilarious chicken figure. Yanni's brother is a $3 bill. How these guys keep coming up with original bangers. Salute to the matriarchy. Then we got Griffin, Guest, Charlotte, North Carolina. Please hit me up. I have a fat cock. It's funny, but it's getting a Drexler just because it's an offer to Chrissy.

Then we got Father $3 Bill. Touch my piece at the 18th Avenue Feast. Father $3 bill Alone Alone is a 10 Here's the thing We've been doing this for a while Let me just say this quickly

Here's the thing We've been doing this a while We've had some banger lists From the ones we have now on the list It's almost in my mind Impossible for anyone else To come into contention that's how good these are

so if you got a really good one you may just be Drexler because this could be three or four of the funniest ones we've ever had yeah Father $3 bill touched my piece at the 18th Avenue Feast

I mean Father $3 bill has been there the whole time and nobody ever saw it but this kid and he rhymed it too yeah so the originality of it I mean it's a fucking it but this kid. Nobody touched it and he rhymed it too. Yeah. So the originality of it,

I mean, it's a fucking, it clears the fence. That's what it is. Then we got, um, Zachy, let me share my semi

with a slightly femmy eastern hemi named Kenny. See, really funny. It would go on the list any other time but Drexler. This is what happened

to Clyde Drexler. He was just in Michael Jordan's shadow and unfortunately, this list is Michael Jordan. If you want to know what Drexler means, it means that Michael Jordan's shadow. And unfortunately, this list is Michael Jordan. If you want to know what Drexler means, it means that you belong in the list, but there's better ones available. Then we got Lauren Vanderbilt, Andrew Golenski, Nicholas Rodriguez.

Then we got Josh, the wild Texas wasp. I love the Second Amendment, but hate racism more. So Biden 2020. Okay. There you go. Political statement. Then we got John Stanley, Mackenzie Chubbwiper, Mike Furpo. Then we got Keith sold my soul to fill some holes,

and all I got was a shovel. Darn limpo. Okay. Then we got Poise. Then we got Giannis might mention me too, Pappas. Okay. Then we got Renji Yee. Then we got Chrissy D, stick your weenie inside me like I'm Gwen Stefani.

Okay. Went for it. Then we got Rompototito, Stefan Sparks, Mallory Ann. Then we got Sean, but if you think I'm voting left because of the protest,

you got another thing coming. Wow. Then look at this, number 55. We got Father's $3 bill. Wow. That's interesting. Two people separately

didn't know about each other. Yeah. Now here's my point. That's exactly my point. Father $3 bill would have been a strong chicken finger catapulted onto the list. Yeah. He came after Father Bill $3 bill. Fuck.

Who touched you at the feast. Shit. That's the perfect example of how just it's bad luck. Life is about luck or bad luck it really is yeah we got um e michael ralia michelle taylor rianne stowell conrad sprunger johanna suarez kyle linares michael capadonna chris then we got bean man then we got zach irish cutie with his snake-like booty donnegan then we got dylan Venetia gave me a bump because I know you have some Jackson What?

Oh, Coke Oh, Coke Okay, and he spelled Venetia like an FF Then we got Jackie Augustine Then we got Andrew R. Sean Then we got Danny got a situation like Chrissy Big Fanny So the new half of my family is getting kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese for fist fighting. Yeah.

It's losing, but it's going on the list for the funny. Yeah, it's going to lose, but it's a goodie. It's on the list. Then we got Justin. Then we got Brennan. Then we got Giannis, the Greek from Creed, who, make no mistake, sniffs transgender feet. It's what it is. Peace. Drexler, though.

It's unfortunate. It's a Drexler, yeah. It's unfortunate, but it's a Drexler Drexler though It's unfortunate It's a Drexler Yeah it's unfortunate But it's a Drexler Amy Johnson Connor the handsome brother Of Patrick Marooney Rooney Venetia's

Yaya 2020 Then we got Bobby D From Beantown Wild Honey Then we got G.I. Chrissy D And Yanni P Paint me green

And shove me knuckle deep Joe Then we got Mike Seth Bolin Rosa Lee Rodrigo Munoz Brett Flesner Then we got Donnie I'm actually an Irishalie, Rodrigo Munoz, Brett Flesner. Then we got Donnie.

I'm actually an Irish Catholic, which means I've had a few blackouts in all boys' schools. Brasco. Drexler. Drexler. Strong one. Then we got one word. Just a simple British squeak. Oh, got fans from over the pond.

From across the pond. Hello. Hello. Then we got Mason Lawrence. Then we got Dan. I'm calling Julie. We're done with Julio Johns Then we got Dan, I'm calling Julie. We're done with Julio Johns. Oh, Dan, I'm calling Julie.

We're done with Julio Johns. Okay. Then we got Aaron Villicana, Brendan, Jacob Ludenkinton. Ludenkinton, yeah. Then we got Weijan, Chrissy D, and Giannis Papas, our wild kids. Then we got Tasos, used his $5 to buy Schultz a do-rag Papas. Yeah. Yeah.

It's going to lose, but it deserves to be on the list. Catapult him. Then we got Ryan's shitty homemade smoothie, but still a cutie patootie Perry. Kevin Ross, Mitchell Parra, Bobby K49, Daniel Orama, James Polk. Then we got Jamie. I just want to hear Chrissy try to say my last name, LeHoulier. Then we got COVIDCuzzy.

Not a muzzy, but I wear a towel on my head and vote red Trump 2020. It's a Drexler. It's a goodie, though. We're through the first hundred. I know who the winner is. Should we do the next hundred? Should we just do it? We should do it, right?

It's almost unfair to the next hundred because the winner is. Yeah. Should we do the next 100? Should we just do it? We should do it, V, right? I mean, it's almost unfair to the next 100 because, I mean, the winner is the two-double. Do you want to save it? I mean, it's just going to load. I mean, it's just going to load up. We got to do them. All right. Just do 50. How about we're going to do 50 more?

Stay with us for 50 more. Then we got Lucas with the two-inch piece, but looks bigger thanks to my cheese fleece. See, Mox? You see? Yeah. I mean, kids are a drekster but he should you know if he this is just unfortunate then we got alex fish peter then we got brother rob slobbed on my cob softly uh what can you do then we got uh stevie g moving monkeys like it's

the early days of the space program i mean i mean moving monkeys like it's an early-day space program. It's just they sent the monkey to space, the Russians. I mean, you got to put him on the list. You got to put him on the list. It's just good. Nobody's going to beat Father Bill, though. Nobody's going to beat Father $3 Bill. Well, let's just see.

This is why it's interesting. Then we got Tyler Anderson. Then we got Down Under JB. I gut dip like Yanni P with a swollen left hip like Chrissy D. Ensa Amami 2020. Anissa Amani 2020. A plus for effort. She's a German.

Then we got Shailen Crandall-Meyer. Then we got Tommy Cute Kid with a sensitive hooded piece, Roberts. Then we got Come Sit On Me, Chrissy D. I'll Keep You Safe. Then we got Chrissy Thought I Was Half Sauce Monkey, but I Guess the Ancestors Had an Issue with the Mother, Haraska. Then we got Julia Kinlaw Andrew Malachek

Then we got Brendan Bidet turned me gay Yanni tastes my love bumps Gerhardt Bidet turned me gay Yeah Goody Put him on the list

Then we got Pepin The squeak king Of the Franks and Beans Then we got Jamie Jasta At Mac.com Betty Boop

Then we got Benny When he the three3 cuz was, who hopes Chrissy's donk is covered in blonde fuzz fuzz. Good. Then we got Shoaib Sadiq. Jody. Then we got interracial Singaporean

who can do your taxes and teach you chopsticks. Funny. Yeah. Then we got Alfredo crack open by ET with a halfie. Had to fake glue for my pee-pee. Lopez. Then we got alfredo crack open by et with a halfie had to fake glue from my pp lopez uh then we got 17 times six uh then we got fuzzy muzzy cuzzy wuzzy mcpoop shoot skin flute no fumes okay this is the first skin flu i mean first the skin flutes just keep coming then we got spency

make no mistake i vape but i love a good fag in my mouth gonzalez that's great it's great because he's going with the cigarette in England. It's a Drexler, though. Sneaky and good. You got yourself into a Drexler for your sneakiness. Yeah. You're a sneaky little fuck. Then we got Natty, normal height, so resting my FF cup jugs on top of Debo's head.

I want to tuck that tiny squeaky to his race car bed. See? They're on the list and now he has competition. He's a contender. I mean, that's a contender. He just made a contender. That's why you can't fuck.

You got to watch this episode the whole way through. You got to go the whole way. I mean, that's what you call a comeback. Then we got 52-1 Ando. Sean Bell humor. Then we got Dan Bilzerian. Shut up and take your shirt off for Pride Month, you greasy squeak.

Drexler, just for the funny, straight funny. Then we got Rich Nader Banky. Then we got R.I.P. Yanni Squeak Sperm that didn't win the race. Then we got James Debo, head counselor of Squeak Away Camp. On the list. On the list, Squeak Away Camp. On the list. On the list. Squeak Away Camp. Then we got Kristen Rose.

Then we got Chrissy, Ken Go Brutes, Magoots on my glutes if I could sniff Venetia's boots. We don't encourage that. We don't encourage that. No matter how funny it is. We don't encourage that. We do appreciate them because they're funny, but we can't put you on a list. And sometimes I'm sorry, Venetia. I walk into them.

I can't see them coming. Yeah, they come. So sorry. Yeah, apologies. Then we got Mary, Steve james then we got father three dollar bill again how did all three of these people come up with this there's a beautiful historical quote i can't remember who it is but nothing's more powerful than an idea whose time it is to come yeah it's father three dollar bills time to come they're the new skin flu And it's just It was this week Where there was an awakening

Yeah it's just what it is Then we got Andrew Private Popsicle Give me a nickel And I'll tickle Chrissy's plant based pickles Sullivan Then we got

Yanni Shortsleeve And Chrissy Peace Disease Then we got J. Ryan Chesney Chrissy W. The Fumer Consumer Then we got Richie Denke

Jameson Hind Dave Curley Then we got Make No Mistake I Jameson Hind, Dave Curley. Then we got Make No Mistake, I Wanna Crack Chrissy and My Big Rig 10-4 Good Buddy. Then we got Jordan, If I Thought My Altarboard Days of Confessional Booth Lap Kisses and Uvula Abuse Was Over, I Got Another Thing Comin' Chamberlain. Then we got Abraham Perez, Brett,

and then last but not least, Reminem, because I got white skin and I think I'm black Within I just want to say listen We know we Make you laugh and that's why you guys are here but Why I love this so much is because look There's tears in my eyes Venetia's laughing You guys offer us a little Laughter in return so thank you

So let's hear it's between two We know of right Okay so what do you think, Venetia? Okay. Okay. Wait, just in case if people couldn't hear it, let me read it. I'm sorry. We got to get you a mic over there.

Yeah. Well, no, but we're learning. We're learning on the job here. We got a new studio. I remember. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So what number? Okay. So it's between number one, James Debo, head counselor of school. No, not, I'm sorry. It's, it's between Natty, normal height. So resting my FF cup jugs on top of Debo's head. I want to tuck that tiny squeak into his race car bed, Walter. Great.

That's one. And then the second is number 37, which is father $3 bill. Touch my piece at the 18th Avenue feast, which is interesting because it would have been number one by a landslide, but then because we had other $3 bill father $3 bills, but I still think because of how it stopped us in our tracks, it might be, I think it is the,

no, you think it's $3 bill. What do you got? I think it's, I think I, I think it's a3 bill I think it's I think I think it's a $3 bill I mean the Debo one is so good though it's father $3 bill touch

my piece at the 18th Avenue feast is so good that it makes other things look hack just like Richard Pryor was so good at comedy that when you look back at his comedy now you're like oh was he a hack and it's like no it's just because everybody emulated him and everybody stole him he was the original that's how i feel about father three dollars yes well here's what we're gonna do weird history hyenas reality is

a suggestion guess what they're both winners two ppws guys yeah two penises of the week couldn't decide so just you're both winners yeah it's both winners it doesn't matter patreon.com slash bay rich boys history hyenas.com yannis poppins comedy.com christycomedy.com yannison uh uh vanitya and homeless pimp you're both fired