History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 157 - The Father of Sadism, Marquis De Sade!

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

Chris & Yannis go back into French History and discover just how much of a wild sociopath Marquis De Sade was!!! Sade was a nobleman, and famous author to the seminal writings that founded sadism, “The 120 Days of Sodom” and “Justine”.
He was also a lucky kid who managed to live through revolutions and revolts against his noble class and many imprisonments for his sexual crimes. Additionally, the boys explore how he was always able to evade consequences doing horrific things up until the day he died. Wild.Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up? I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy D, a.k.a. King Gay. You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of the History Hyenas. I'm Chris Di stefano aka lieutenant lollipop with me as always janice poppins aka sergeant starburst or sergeant snuggles or every scoring at home listen we've been doing a lot of episodes that have been heavy on race and religion and what the culture is doing and we want to just take a break from that so today we thought we'd go right into sodomy with marquis de chade yeah and if you notice right now, we have a cute upset.

We are full throttle, cute patrol officers right now. The new set is built. We got our coffee mugs right here, and we mean it. We mean it, cuz. They made you look cute and me look brutes. I mean, cuz, I look a little French. I look like I got black shit in my teeth,

but, cuz, make no mistake, you look handsome. You look like a got black shit in my teeth because, make no mistake, you look handsome. You look like a fucking bear. Here's the thing about our sign. Shout out to Ed Gentile who made it and shout out to Ted Munns who did this by hand. This is tiled.

I mean, it's cute up, but let me just say this. Cute up. And let me just say this crystal clear. That is me. That is Chrissy, but that is not a hyena up there that looks like a fox but we are the history hyenas reality is a suggestion we're called the history hyenas but

that's a fucking that's somebody's lab right there it's what it is cuz and listen i said marquis de chandé it's a marquis de sade he gave you a chin strap beard which is hilarious it's just what it is you made me one thing and one thing only, and that's Puerto Rican. That's okay because I got a Puerto Rican daughter. I got a Puerto Rican family. I love the Puerto Ricans, and I love the gays, and I love everybody who's not white. Yes. So let's start by just saying the boat's untethered.

We have swam away. We managed to get one of the lifeboats off the titanic the titanic being the music industry and we have floated away i want to remind you at this time patreon.com slash bay ridge boys to access all of the wepa in the morning shows which is live every day 9 a.m eastern and up thereafter also go to our youtube page we got a new clip page and also subscribe and turn your alerts on guys so you can get our new videos and join our new page. It's called History Hyena Clips, and Venetia is running it. Yes. You put the alerts on. If you can have an alarm on to remember to take your birth control, you can have your alarm on to remember to listen to the hyenas.

And guess who's back, Chrissy? Who? Trash Monkey. Oh, Trash Monkey the Hyena is back, baby. who trash monkey oh trash monkey the hyena is back baby you were in my the cut the beautiful thing about trash monkey the hyena is she was in my apartment and my daughter threw her around more than you could imagine and she's one of the only stuffed animals that i have in my house that my daughter hasn't ripped to shreds so trash monkey made it um and it's because it's just good to be here it's good to be queer i just want to say happy pride to everyone.

And I just love everyone. And just because I'm just trying to delay it. And I just want to say I love everyone and whatever. Black, yeah, black trans lives matter for sure. But I just had a really funny visual of the journey that that hyena has gone on. Trashmucking the hyena. Yeah, there's, you see, that's how big your head is. You can't even get into it.

Yeah, this is me in a real Spartan helmet. I just had this visual of what Trash Monkey the Hyena has been through to get to this set. He was in our old set at Riot Cast. Then at some point, he was at Chrissy's apartment. And then I just have in my head a visual of you showing up at your baby's mama's house, just holding Trash Monkey the Hyena, saying I'm back. And then you went back to the apartment, back there, back to the apartment, back there. And now Trash to the Hyena, he's got a little blood over here.

He's taking some wounds. Yeah. But the kid's been on a journey, and he's back home on our set. Because make no mistake, Trash Monkey has survived everything from Riot Cast to the baby to the squeak. has survived everything from riot cast to the baby to the squeak. He made it through all three realms and he deserves to be here in his final resting place, which is the new

stooge. Because here's the deal, I slept weird last night, my neck is crooked. You're a professionally handsy guy. Guys, just call me Florence Nightingale. Yeah, I mean, because you're a professionally handsy guy, okay? You have a PhD in physical therapy. When can you put your hands on me?

Because let me – My neck is crooked. Well, right now you have a stiff neck, a crooked neck from the way you slept last night. So you're in the acute stage, what we call in the acute stage, and you need to take some Addies. I told you to take two Advils that were expired. And then you put some Iced Head on it. We get blood flow to the area. And then I can get a little handsy with you in about 48 hours so in about 48 hours because you're going

to wake up and you're going to and you're going to say what's on my back I feel these meat hooks on my back and make no mistake I'm going to dip my hands in buckets of Vaseline and rubbing your back and shoulders down now if you haven't noticed I'm assuming a new position on our new set because I've uh I've enjoyed all your comments talking about how thick Yanni's gotten, so now I'm just blocking it with my leg. Yeah, it's what it is because he pulled a girl move. It's one of those things where it's like, girls know how to block in the angles,

and now it's Yanni angles. Yeah. He just knows how to block because, make no mistake, no matter which way you block it, we can still see your girl ankle tattoos. Yeah. I got girl ankle tattoos, and I got my fucking Air Max max ones that are cute up cute up

cuz let's be honest the world is on fire yeah it's chaotic i kind of feel like the world now is remember like you know like like those little mind games where they have like they show you a picture of a dress and like some people think it's blue some people think it's white or then like they hear sounds like do you hear yanni or do you hear laurel remember those and like people like i hear yanni i that's what the world is it's like one group sees it this way and the other group sees They hear sounds like, do you hear Yanni? Or do you hear Laurel? Remember those? And people are like, I hear Yanni. That's what the world is. It's like one group sees it this way, and the other group sees it that way. And you can't tell them any different, Bubbas.

No, you can't tell them any different. And you know what? Just since this morning, I can't look at you without thinking that you just got out of the shower after an air raid bomb over London in 1944. You look like a Luftwaffe pilot who just came out to shower. Because I look like a Luftwaffe pilot with this got a little bit fat and excess areas. But I'm telling you,

like I've been saying all along, if I was a Luftwaffe pilot, I wouldn't be dropping bombs. I'd just be dropping little pamphlets on peace and prosperity and just tell them to check out Weapon in the Morning every day from 9 to 9.30 Eastern time.

Because summer is not, it's not your season. We've said it many times in time. Because summer is not, it's not your season. We've said it many times on the History High East. It's not your season, but it's not our season to have you around either because I'm just going to nickname your thighs, they're milky whites. Yeah, I got milky, milky whites. They look like pudding. Because I got milky, milky white thighs, and it's what I hate about them

because they're fucking white. They're fucking milky, like really, like they look as white as a screen i hate them i hate my thighs because they're the whitest part of my body and i feel i feel like i just want to wash them i want to wash my thighs i fucking hate them i listen here's the truth i want to yell at your thighs why are you privileged why are you privileged that's what it is they're fucking privileged i only concentrate on the on the darker parts of my body yeah cuz we have an absolute excellent episode today and we're back nice to have some cackles back in the episode yeah i just wanted to say it and just yell it yeah there's because i'm sick and tired of being so fucking pc and just backed it to a fucking corner.

You got to let a few out. I just can't fucking handle it anymore that we can't say anything. I'm the gayest fucking guy you know. And I'll fucking get criticized for every little thing. I mean, I lost a thousand followers because I posted a shirt that says anxieties for the Democrats. What the fuck is happening? But guess what? You little bitches who left.

Guess what? Went way the fuck up. The Patreon, son. So we're getting more money and now make no mistake guess what the next shirt chrissy fucking chaos is coming out with anxieties for the republicans so i don't fucking care i can't be stopped it's already getting printed and it's getting posted immediately yeah i mean it's a crazy world we live in. You know what's funny? We're going to talk about the Marquis de Sade today. The Marquis de Sade. The Marquis de Sade.

I called him the Marquis de Sade, and I tried to back out of it like I was being silly, but I fucking really thought it was Sade because I like the singer Sade. Yeah, well, it's spelled the same way as Sade. Yeah, so it's like, how am I supposed to know if it's Sade or Sade? Now, here's the thing about him. The kid lived, he died in 1814, into his 70s. But he was born in 1740. Born in 1740.

By all accounts, a pretty handsome kid. By the way, he was not a Marquis. He was not a Marquis, which is a lot of black kids I grew up with named Marquis. That's a black name, Marquis. Yeah, the Marquis de Lafayette, the Marquis de Sade. Yeah, the Marquis Jenkins. He was not a Marquis. He was not a Marquis. He was not a Marquis.

He was actually a count. But people just went with it. So I don't know how it happened. I think he just started telling people he's a Marquis. Let me tell you something about the Marquis de Sade. Reality was a suggestion for this kid. This kid did whatever the fuck he wanted. He was charismatic.

He was definitely manipulative. Overall, I think the kid was so stoned. He was so stoned. And it's interesting. He's kind of a nice combo of Chrissy D and Yanni P because make no mistake, he was a spoiled little entitled rich kid like Yanni, and then he was hypersexual like Chrissy D.

So he was a little bit of both of us. He came from a little bit of money, and he just liked to prance around. And then he used to get, but then, you know, so that's Yanni. And then he would just get fucking wild and like to bang shit out. Here's the thing. The kid did not see anything on the menu that he did not like.

We're talking boys, girls, women, old women, young women. I mean, the kid was banging anything. Let's just say he would have been 100% Me Too'd today. I mean, he could not have a podcast right now. I think the kid would have been Me Too'd by the time he was 12. I mean, he got to it pretty early as well. Because he was, first of all, he was most likely a $3 bill. Most likely, deep down in, he was $3.

But he loved all sex. Because that's the thing. Here's the truth. You could be hypersexual and you want to have sex with everybody, boys, girls, animals, whatever. But if you're having sex with the same sex, then I think you just are always $3.

Like a guy can't have sex with a guy and then come back and say, I'm not $3 anymore. I don't know. I think you can be bisexual. As a guy? You can have fetishes. I believe so.

Right. I believe so. Right. You know, I believe so. With the Marquis de Sade, I think he seemed like he was more into women, but he definitely had an appetite for guys and young guys or boys as well. Yeah, that's the thing. His last mistress was fucking...

This is horrible to say. I'll just speed towards that, and then we'll back all the way back up to the beginning, but the kid was banging till the end. He was him till the end. At the end, he was in the insane asylum. Somehow in the insane asylum, he managed to woo the 13-year-old daughter

of one of the psychiatrists there, and he was banging her out. The day he had the heart attack earlier, he sodomized the 13-year-old and the day he died. It's the only time, and he was banging her out. The day he had the heart attack earlier, he sodomized the 13-year-old, and the day he died. It's the only time, and it's horrible, it's the only time where our girl, Venetisha, has been writing the notes, and after

one of the facts about a character from history, she wrote, ew. She wrote E-W on the note. She goes, ew. And I forgot to mention, he was 74 at that time. So, his mistress was 13, and he was 74. Eat time. So his mistress was 13 and he was 74. Eat your heart out. Wow.

So Marquis de Sade. It's a joke. That's a joke. I don't know what happened. You're not Andrew Schultz. Yeah, we're back. So Marquis de Sade, what, you know, first of all, you know, as Yanni said before, the word sadism, sadistic, even some people say, you know, the big sex

movements like Fifty Shades of Grey and all that sexual revolution stuff, they say it kind of begins with him, even though Marquis de Chade was just a complete psychopath. Chade, call him Marquis de Chade. Marquis de Chade, even though Marquis de Chade was just a complete psychopath and kind of, I don't think his victims thought this was sexy at all. I think they were feared for their life. He has a very interesting life. First of all, the kid was 14 years old, and he fought in the Seven Years' War,

which caused, the Seven Years' War was what? France versus England? But over what? Does anybody know the history of the Seven Years' War? Oh, it was against Prussia. Seven Years' War against Prussia, which, is Prussia Russia? No, Prussians is the Germans. Oh.

Yeah, and here's the deal. If you're another Europeanan country the chances of you have having a war with germany is 100 yeah because the kids just start they're the ones in the schoolyard going what are you looking at they just want to fight yeah it's yeah the chances of your wife uh doing a semester abroad and getting fucked by an italian guy are 100 the chances of you having beef with a country and that country being Prussia or Germany if you're another country in Europe is 100%.

Okay, so yes. And the Seven Years' War, it's really known by that name in England. But I should have fucking known this because I'm reading a book on it, England and France. But over here, we call it the French and Indian War. Even though Indian is a racist name

and it should be canceled, it's the French and Indian War. Right. So that's what it was. Okay. So there was a synonymous, which by the way, George Washington, who's the fucking slave owner. Yeah.

Fought in that war. French and Indian War. Yeah. The word slave comes from slob too, because those kids were enslaved by the Muzzies. Because it's one of those things where. HHFOD. You had fucking, and we said it today on Weapon in the Morning, but it just remains to be said again, is you had fucking five innocent children

shot and killed over this weekend in Chicago. Not a damn word about it in the fucking national news, only the local news, but guess what was in the national news? Splash Mountain is racist. So, I mean, if you think you're going to, if you think you're living, if you don't, by this point,

if you don't fucking fully know that everybody on the media is a Russian bot, you got another thing coming, okay? Their whole job right now is to divide and conquer from within, and bubba's, it's working. Because there's no fucking way that five children were innocently killed in the streets of Chicago, and that can't be national news except in the United States when Anderson Cooper and Tucker Carlson and everybody else who works on the fucking news

is born and raised in Moscow. So they're all fucking Russian operatives, and I don't give a fuck who fucking tells me I'm wrong, because if you tweet at me any bullshit, I'm just going to tweet back at you fucking pictures of the Kremlin. Yeah, you'll get a bunch of those, and you'll get a bunch of furniture emojis back. You'll get a bunch of furniture emojis. You just got to start responding with furniture emojis.

That's all I do. All I do is respond in emojis, so it's just fucking, it's up for grabs, whatever. It's just like the truth. But yeah, baby, we're being divided and conquered by the goddamn Russians from within because Splash Mountain's racist, but whatever. There you go. That was a segment we call Chrissy Long Days.

You fucking went in, you went deep, and it was appreciated. Yeah, I'm fucking, Chrissy Steelpipe's coming back, baby. Oh, that was Steelpipe Chrissy. It's been a while. You just dusted him off the shelf. It's been Chrissy chaos so much, I forgot about Steel Pipe Chrissy. When are we going to get the Wei Shanxian's back? When are those coming?

I don't know. We got to figure it out. I need to hear them in my ear. Yeah, we're going to get them back. I want Giannis back in headphones and me not in headphones. That's what it used to be. Yeah. Yeah, we're both not in headphones.

We have our set. We're doing good. We got the Wei Shanxian button right now. Venetia just pulled it up. Wei Shanxian. There it is. Wei Shanxian. But it's good. We got the Weishan machine button right now. So Venetia just pulled it up. Weishan machine. There it is. Weishan machine. But it's low.

You can't even hear it, right? Weishan machine. We'll mix it in. So here's the deal. Marquis de Sade. Cuz make no mistake when I see those ankle tattoos and your nice milky fucking

and you don't have that much hair. You want to slide into my DMs. I want to fucking lick your calves. Cuz I want to lick you from fucking head to toe right now. Yeah, I'm a tan kid, dog. You're a tan kid and you got nice ankle tattoos and you got girl sneakers on. Because I got girl's feet too. You got girl's feet cut?

I got cute feet. You ever see my feet? Yeah. Because we've showed your feet. You want to see mine? Yeah, let's see your fucking feet. I mean, that's a cute. That's a cute foot.

Cutie patootie footiey that is a cute fucking guy foot wow that cuz make no mistake you have women's feet so here's the deal the marquis de sade chris the marquis de sade you know here's the deal about marquis de sade if they name some shit after you then you know you've done something either really good or really bad in his case you know it's weird because he's mostly considered bad he did a lot of horrible things he got a lot of pleasure out of giving people pain but then there he created this whole genre of fucking that women kind of go crazy over because what is that movie called Fifty Sh Shades of Grey. Fifty Shades of Grey is about sadism. V is getting fucking whipped hot.

Isn't Fifty Shades of Grey something like in the family of BDSM? Is it sadism? V is saying Fifty Shades of Grey is in the family of BDSM, but it's not technically that. I think it is. I think it's S&M. I think it's S&Mm but it's definitely sadism light all right go away go back can you go back up v can you scroll up just want to give us a little information so yeah so as we said marquis de chandé was born in paris in 1940 the rebellious

spoiled child with a temper and he was raised by his servants and he said and this is the quote that said this is yannis right here this is fucking yanni long days this is this is fucking emperor yanni it said he said it seemed like everything had to be yielded to me, that the entire universe had to flatter my whims. Yeah, that's something Yanni says to us every morning on the morning meeting from wet by the morning. Here's the thing. So the Marquis de Sade, his mother went off into a convent

and his father abandoned him. And so he was raised by the servant. And so he started really to indulge, but it didn't really kick off until he was sent to live with his uncle, who was a priest, who was a hypocrite on the down low, who would bang out chicks left and fucking right. And early in his life, when he was a 14, 15-year-old kid, he was interested. Because it's too obvious that you're reading off the notes.

Make it conversational. You're going like this, and you're going, during school he was subjected to the corporal punishment. No, because he was interested in drama and theater yeah so that sounds like three things and three things only that's three one two three bills bills right there yeah the kid the kid was into drama he was in the theater so hitler was into painting i mean a lot of kids who end up doing evil things yeah are3 euros. Yeah, they're just fucking pushing it down, and they can't just come out of the closet

because he was also into flogging. Now, how many Patreon members do we have to get to for you can publicly flog me for the Patreon? What's it going to be? What number do we have to get to on Patreon.com? Will you do it? Yeah. When we get to 10 Gs?

10 Gs. When we get to 10,000 Patreon members, Giannis is going to publicly flog me butt naked live on the Patreon. I will flog him. Clip it. So the kid went and he moved with his uncle. His uncle's a priest.

Yeah. He saw that his uncle was a hypocrite. He saw that his uncle was preaching one thing and then banging out chicks on the down low on the other. And that's when he... Because you read it too. You just got a better angle. You just got a better angle at the notes.

But during this time, he was also, you know, he was exposed during school. Who do you love? Just real quick, tell them who you love. Yeah, I told them it's what it is. I love Allah. Cheers. I love Allah. Mahalala.

So he was first exposed to flogging at school because you went to Catholic school. Didn't they? I remember when I was a kid, they used to fucking, there was one teacher who used to hit us with a ruler. That still used to happen. I had a teacher not only in grammar school. Who used to hit you with his dick. Yeah, Father $3 bill.

Yeah, cuz. Make no mistake. Yeah, I learned how to fucking duck and roll in boxing to just get away with priest dicks when I was a kid. Cuz, wouldn't that be a funny video game if the history hyenas wanted to branch out? Right. We would create a video game called Avoiding Father Bill. Yeah. Where you would just avoid Father Bill's dicks. There'd be a whole video game if we if the history hyenas wanted to branch out right we would create a video game called avoiding father bill yeah you would just avoid father bill's dicks there'd be a whole levels to it he'd be like come get my you have to go get my cloak upstairs and we would figure out

ways to get out of it because i just want to tell you something that i've blacked out way too many times as a child it's just one too many yeah because um and that's how you lose instead of losing your life you know in like other games you die and you come back? Yeah. In our game called Father Bill, what happens is you black out and you forget it and you just lose a point. Yeah. You just black out and you forget it.

And then the game restarts again when you're just sitting at the table and mom's got chicken cutlets and mashed potatoes asking you how your day was. Yeah. Yeah. And why are you so late? And you just say basketball practice. Yeah. Basketball practice.

But you could tell you're just reciting what he said to say. You know what one of the brothers in my high school used to do? If you fell asleep, he'd wake you up, and then he'd tap you on the thing, and in front of the whole class, and he would have two erasers filled with chalk, and he'd smash the erasers in front of your face,

and you'd breathe in and cough out chalk smoke. Yeah. That's something they would do. I mean, could you imagine doing that in 2020? What would happen to these fucking people? I mean, does it? But here's the thing about Catholic school. Did anything positive, does anything positive happen there?

Because me and Venetia, we grew up Greek kids. Yeah. Greece had wives. The only thing that happened to us is we were given guilt and we were told that we had to be good and we shouldn't hang out with anarchists. Yeah. Which Venetia does. Yeah.

So her parents are very upset when she goes and she has penea with anarchists. With anarchists. Yeah, no. We, in high school, you know what else used to happen? If you got into a fight. I'm doing this whole episode

with one shoe on. One foot on. Because it's just what it is. We're just waiting for the other shoe to drop. Yeah. Because it's one of those things where when I was in high school,

my high school, Archbishop Malloy High School, if you got into a fight in the hallways, the teachers would have you go downstairs in the basement after school closed and you would box it out. They would just let people box

and get their anger out that way because it was an all-boy Catholic high school and it was gay, gay, gay. It was fucking sex-fueled, little fucking baby high school that I went to and it's wild. And I think there's some crimes that have happened that are starting to come out now

as days goes on and I'm just waiting for the fucking cops to call me and be like, who harassed you? And I'm giving names. Here's what I want to know. By the way, I never got harassed at Archbishop Malloy High School. It was actually a really good high school and I had a good time there. It's a joke. It's a way-shown-sheet. We're getting the button back.

We're going to hear it in here through a speaker. We are back. We got our set. Thank you for coming on the journey with us till here, but this is where it begins. We're on a boat and we're out in the middle of the ocean. And we need your money. That's our helicopter. You got to take us to land.

Yeah. Somebody out there who's ever designed it, can you please design us yellow raincoats, like rubber ducky raincoats with hyenas on the back and send them to our house for free. Now, do you think that what happens to you as a child yeah shapes you sexually no matter what because this kid was getting flogged for being a bad boy and he got turned on by that and that's where a lot of people who theorize about him retrospectively think that he developed his taste for snm what it's named after sn. S&M is named after him. Yeah, without Marquis de Chardin, it would be something else.

I think it would just be called masochism. Yeah, some other thing. Yeah. But Sodomy's not named after him, right? No. It's close, though. No. What is Sodomy named?

Oh, Sodom and Gomorrah. This old city of Sodom with the Greeks. Yeah, Sodom is a Greek city. You guys were always around the asshole. Because we're resourceful, okay? If one hole is plugged, we go to the other one.

Yes. It's like if you go on your ways and you see the tunnel is clogged, you take the bridge. Yeah, it's just what it is. That's what we do because we're resourceful kids. You're innovative.

Because it's funny that the father and the cradle of Western civilization started with mathematics and ass fucking. It's just what it is. Whatever there's a ying, there's a yang. Yeah, it's what it is. So, baby.

Yes. Marquis Day, to answer your question. Talk to me, gorgeous. Yeah, I think, Muffin Man, I think that 100% his sexual desires and the way he was was for sure shaped by the time when when he was a child the abuse he suffered but it gets to the point where i understand that even like a lot of pedophiles are like oh i was abused as a child and i get all that but it's kind of like baby if unfortunately if you're into kid fucking you just you got to get removed from society you have to get you know

we just can't like if you get turned on by a 10 year old it's like babes i know that there's a million reasons why it happened i'm really sorry but we just ready you know it's like that movie no country for old men when the javier guzman whatever his name is has the fucking air gun yeah they shoot cows in the head with it's like this you gotta do unfortunate or send him to some island yeah what if we what if we create what if we took it like greenland or someplace that's uninhabited built the wall around that and then sent all the pedophiles there could Could do that. And see what happens then. Yeah, we could do that. That would be weird

because they would have no, you're removing the thing that they likes to fuck. Because pedophilia is the only crime that I believe Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles couldn't show up to and de-escalate by jerking them off.

No. Every other crime I feel like I could get, we can solve every single crime and come to a happy solution to de-escalation through masturbation besides pedophilia unfortunately if we show up to that you're just gonna get the cow air gun to the head and you're going bye-bye i mean what you're saying is 100 unadulterated truth because imagine this we show up to a gang war it's the crips and the bloods yeah and then two kids show up in full care bear outfits yeah and we just

start fucking squeezing people and hugging them and tickling them and jerking them off. I'm telling you, guns are going down and things are going to get de-escalated. It's just what it is because, I mean,

could you imagine you get called to- If we just start handing out lollipops and hugs and jerking kids off, gang war's over. You're never going

to find another crime again. Yeah. So really what brought Marquis, because Marquis Desaad was doing fucking grimy shit. Sade was doing grimy shit for years but he kind of only got busted when he got this toot,

this toot named Rose Keller, not Helen Keller, Rose Keller. And he basically, he got her in a room and he started really fucking beating the shit out of her. And he was coming in her open wounds and flogging her, which is what was done to him, and Rose Keller escaped when he went to go get food, and she tied bedsheets and threw him out the window and escaped

and went to the police and I believe the priest, and the crime that she said, she didn't mention the flogging and the sexual crimes. He was thrown in jail and his crimes started to get exposed because she said

he was committing blasphemy. He was coming on my face, but he was putting the crotch on my face and coming on my face on the cross and he was coming on the crucifix. And that was the crime, the biggest crime in 1700s France. Yeah. Which is wild. I mean, that's when you cross the line. I mean, the guy was cutting me and pouring hot candle wax into my wounds.

But when he went too far was when he got the crucifix involved. It's like, I don't understand why, especially in 17th century France, it's like, you know, you don't want me to get fucking horny for Jesus, but every painting of Jesus, he's just a hot buff dude. Yeah, I mean, that's... It's just like, what do you want me to do? I mean, it's almost like he's asking for it. Yeah, it's like, what do you want me to do?

I mean, this guy's fucking butt naked, hanging there. You know, he's got abs, and he's ripped up, and he's always in like a little fucking little toga thing. It's like, what am you want me to do? I mean, this guy's fucking butt naked hanging there. You know, he's got abs and he's ripped up and he's always in like a little fucking little toga thing. It's like, what am I supposed to do?

Not move my monkey a little bit? I mean, because, you know, that's why I love Allah. Yeah, and here's the thing. I mean, Jesus at that time

was in his 30s. You know, his metabolism had slowed down a little bit to the point where he wasn't that ripped. Right. I mean, people are always,

Sean King is complaining that they made him white, but you know what else they made him that he wasn't? Was ripped. Because I mean, people are always, Sean King is complaining that they made him white, but you know what else they made him that he wasn't was ripped. Because guess what they didn't have back then? Yeah. Crossfit. So how the fuck did he get looking like that?

I mean, the guy was like a poor beggar on the street. The kid was not fucking jacked. He probably had a little bit of a hummus gut, and he did not look like that. He 100% did not. What 33-year-old kid doesn't have a little bit of a dad bod? Yeah, because, yeah, no. For sure he didn't look like that. He 100% did not. What 33-year-old kid doesn't have a little bit of a dad bod? Yeah, because, yeah, no, for sure he didn't look like that. And the kid was from the fucking Middle East.

I mean, the kid looked like Sacha Baron Cohen. Yeah, no, the kid looked like Nimesh Patel a lot. It's what it is. Who is my lord and savior? Nimesh Patel. Absolutely. Yeah. The Mark fucking listened to Nimesh Patel's new album called Bedtime Stories it's what it is

oh man the kid fucking stepped in more shit I mean could you imagine he opens for Chappelle just kidding it's a joke it's a character piece

he's a muzzy cousin he's a friend of the show he knows what's just fucking with him he's a kid you know's a character piece. He's a muzzy, cuz. He's a friend of the show. He knows what's just fucking with him. He's a kid. You know, it's what it is. It's what it is. Yeah, absolutely. Everyone's got their...

I mean, but guy, you got a degree from NYU. I mean, go do something else. Yeah. You're better than this. He's not a muzzy, though, cuz he's South Asian Indian kid. He's a Hindu.

Cuz you know me, and I don't know the difference. Wei Shang-Chi. Wei Shang-Chi. But I mean... We got Wei Shang-Chi. Wei Shang-Chi. We got Wei Shang-Chi. It's left and right. Yeah, I mean, we got left and right. I'm trying to give the people what they want.

We're just joking, yeah. We are untethered. We're untethered. I mean, look, Andrew Schultz has his little muzzy, and Michael Che has his, and they can play fucking water polo together and try to knock the other one off their shoulders. It's what it is.

The secret to success is you just got to have a fucking muzzy on your podcast. Andrew's got his. Dave Chappelle's got his. And I got mine. Because Yachty's a Turkish muz. It's what it is. What's that game where you knock each other off their shoulders? What's that game?

Chicken? Chicken. When you put them on your- In my house, it's called boil. I mean, that would be really funny if Andrew Schultz put Akasha on his shoulders and Michael Che put Nebesh on his, and they just tried to make the best muzzy win. Neither one of them is a muzzy. Yeah, neither one of them is.

Yeah. It's what it is. You know what we're talking about, okay? We're just kidding around. We're just joking around. We're having a joke. You know, it's just something that we noticed. You know, it's what it is.

I mean, cuz, make no mistake. I mean, I've seen their fucking Flavor 2 Patreon. Akasha's making more money than us. A lot more. And they're both great comedians. They really are. Actually,

Akash has got a great clip out. It just got over a million views. So just Google Akash Singh and that clip will come up. I forgot the title of it, but it's fucking hilarious. Akash is a great comedian. And so is Nimesh.

Yeah, Nimesh, they're both great guys. It's just fun. It's just, we love everybody. We love everybody, but it's like the reason.

Except white people. We do not like white people fuck white people yes you're suspect you're guilty absolutely you're on fucking no test

no test telling people they're on notice is one of my favorite things to do you're on notice you're on fucking notice we're watching you but notice like we'll poke fun at Akash

and Nimesh because they're good friends of the show and they won't care they'll just laugh about it but if you say anything to Joe List he'll fucking send you a 10 paragraph text i mean i mean seriously i mean what the fuck happened i mean because white people suck yeah okay so let's get

back to marquis de chad yes the marquis de sod i mean this is a kid who lived through a couple of different stages in french history i mean and a kid who ended up going to prison seven times. Now, here's the thing. To go to prison back then for lewd acts when you're an aristocrat, when you are a count, when you're a marquee, and you're doing this against prostitutes, because nobody cared about them back then. So for it to get noticed and for him to go to prison for it, you know he must have been doing some fucking vile shit. And he was. Yeah, he had a man servant named latour

and uh and one time uh him and latour got four female prostitutes and they just fucking went crazy they started making them eat i think it was spanish flies with the spanish flies that's like a little aphrodisiac so cuz that's used to get people in the mood it's a little spanish fly comes from yeah because i think they think spanish flies get you horny but i think it's like rhino horn i it just doesn't it's like horny goat weed well no it's like the fly comes from. Yeah, because I think they think Spanish flies get you horny. But I think it's like rhino horn. It just doesn't. It's like horny goat weed? Well, no. It's like the Chinese think about rhino horn.

They think ground up rhino horn is going to give them some sort of sexual virility. And it just doesn't because it's just ground up rhino horn, you fucking Franks and Beans idiots. Leave those animals alone. Power to the animals. Nikki Glaser, shout out. Shout out. But what happened is Marquis and his manservant Latour, they poisoned some of these girls, some of these two. So I think one or two of them may have died, right?

And they got convicted of sodomy, and then they got sentenced to death. So the Marquis de Chardet was fucking sentenced to death in June of 1772, but the kid just fucking wiggled and weaseled his way out of everything. He's way out of everything. The kid must have had some serious white privilege because he was able to evade the legal system over and over and over and over and over again. I mean, he just got out of prison over again and just recreated himself. Fucking white privilege.

Yeah, because make no mistake, at that time and even still to this day, sodomy, which is entering the anal orifice without permission. Sodomy is cited as one of the big time sins of the Catholic Church. Would have fooled me. I thought it was one of the commandments. So it's just one. And it's actually not.

Sodomy doesn't refer against the will. Sodomy just means the ass fucking. So if you have anal sex with your husband or your girlfriend, you're committing sodomy. So is anal sex actually legal, even if it's a willing participant? Believe it or not, I think in some states it technically is still illegal. You can't go in the butt even if they say it's okay. Yeah, unless you're a congressman, apparently, in Mississippi. Then they look the other way, and that's usually who's most doing it.

But, yeah, there's some state governments. They're always red Christian conservative governments. Let's look that up. We're going to have Venetia look that up. But I think Mississippi is one of them. Alabama, it may technically not be legal to bang in the butt. So it's interesting. In a state like Alabama, I think the age of consent we were looking up is like 16 years

old, but you can't bang in the butt. Exactly. So it's a very backwards place. It's a very backwards place. It's a very backwards place. Religion sometimes has some weird rules. Like, for example, the Catholic Church, a lot of the Christian conservatives are for the death penalty, but they're against abortion. And then I realized if they are Catholic, I understand why.

Because look, what they like to do, the Catholic priests, is bang little boys. So you don't want to fuck with your own supply. It's what it is. Unwanted children is what they fuck. So stop killing them. Just is bang little boys. So you don't want to fuck with your own supply. It's what it is. Unwanted children is what they fuck. So stop killing them. Just send them to us. We'll take care of them. It's what it is.

It's what it is. So what do we got? What do we got? 13 states report to ban all forms of sodomy. Wow. I didn't know it was that many. Including oral intercourse, regardless of the participant's genders. So 13 states have statutes that ban all forms of sodomy, meaning no ass fucking.

And that includes oral, regardless of participating genders, in Alabama. So that means you can't eat ass in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, and mostly southern states. And what a coinkydink in the states you can't eat ass is where there's coronavirus spikes because the cure to coronavirus is to lick an ass. And here's another piece of hypocrisy I love from those states is get the government out of our lives and out of our pockets unless it's who you're fucking. Then there's got to be all types of laws right into your bedroom. I mean, if that is not the most Franks and Beans hypocrisy I've ever seen in my life, less government, get out of my life,

but if someone's doing something sexually I don't want, fucking put them in prison. Franks and fucking boss's the thing though with again like talk to me baby gorgeous like everyone like the marquis deschades all his fucking lewd behavior and him being hypersexual and liking all and having these disgusting fantasies he did wind up getting a wife he did have a wife he wound the wife so there's everything everyone has to have a beard everyone has to have a beard and He wound up with a wife. So there's everything. Everyone has to have a beard. Everyone has to have a beard. And it's just one of those things where it's like, you know, one man's trash is another man's treasure. And he had a wife.

And the wife's mother, so Marquis de Sade's mother-in-law, fucking hated him. And his nickname for the mother-in-law, and this is true, you can Google this, was he called her the hyena. Which is wild. A wild coincidence that we decided to do the Marquis de Sade, and this is a true fact. Oh, and her name, they married in 1763, and her name was Renee Pelage de Montreal. So that's what Montreal was named after.

And it's the daughter of a wealthy government official. Yeah, Montreal is named after Marquis de Sade's wife. So let's cancel Montreal. It's funny that this kid was just like raping and abusing and hurting people for sexual pleasure while he jerked off. And even he had problems with his mother-in-law. Even he gave into an old trope of fucking the mother-in-law that he can't get along with.

Yeah. And Venetia's like, how did the Marquis de Chardin find love and not me? Yeah. She's like, I want to get married. She just gave you the Greek na, which is hilarious. She went, na-to, na-to, na-to. I mean, you know what's bad? When Eva Benetia was like, maybe I'll give Manolis a shot.

She's like, I'll just take any Greek. No, Benetia is, here's the thing about Benetia. She's fucking. If Benetia gets a boyfriend or a husband, and he starts saying he's he i don't like you working on that show fucking we're just gonna have to no no what are we gonna do what do how do we get rid of him i'll fucking jerk him off you got a care bear solution everything make no mistake lieutenant lollipop just show up in a leather outfit and fucking jerk your boyfriend off out of here unfortunately what venetian does not understand is once you're in the hyena clan you're in for life so you're all

family now and when venetian gets married if she doesn't think that me and you are showing up as two of those bridesmaids she's got another thing covered because we're in the wedding party on the fucking bride side yes if you're in the hyena clan you're in the hyena clan for life just like chrissy cackles just said i'm talking talking to you, Nate. Hands off homeless pimp. Yeah, hands off homeless pimp. You're in the hyena clan for life, unless you're Zach Isis from Mike's Fork. Unless you don't produce for us

and help us raise our numbers, and then you get a phone. Then there's a little pink slip that shows up in your locker. Yeah, and then you fucking change the passwords too quick and fucking, okay, sorry. you fucking change the passwords too quick and fucking... Okay. Sorry. I mean, we are... We're too wild.

We're gonna get sued. It's just what it is. 1774. This is fucking gross. Seriously gross that Marquis de Chade did this. He trapped six children, including one boy,

in their chateau for six weeks, during which time he subjected them to abuse. So this kid... It's one of those things where it's like, it's fucking disgusting when you do pedoph uh what you're doing to prostitutes

and your fucking little sexual proclivities are weird but once you start to fucking fuck with kids it's like guy you gotta be beheaded i would have fucking thrown him in the guillotine for that crossing the line and even back then when it wasn't as taboo as it is now he seemed to cross the line with what he was doing i mean the kid the kid, he, I'm sure people have been doing this forever, but he was so infamous and so open about this because what happened is he went to prison, and while he was in prison, he went to prison seven times. And all those times he was in prison, the kid wrote.

Two of the most famous works were 120 Years of Sodom, and then the other one was- Was it 120 Years of Sodom? 120 Days of Sodom. 120 Years of Soddom and then the other one was 120 years of sodom 120 days 120 years of sodom's a long time that's a yummy long days right there long day of sodom 120 days of sodom and and justine were his two most famous works but make no mistake all together he's done like 10 novels many books the kid wrote one of them i think I think, is like 1,200 pages. That's like 200 pages more than fucking World Peace. And he wrote them mostly in jail,

and he wrote them mostly in very, very small print on toilet paper that he got in his jail cell. And what's very interesting is one of Marquis Deschardes' sons actually burned, they say, 90% of his work after he died. So there's actually so much shit that we don't even know about Marquis de Chardin because it was just fucking burned. But yeah, his family wanted to get rid of their affiliation with him altogether.

They absolutely shunned him. If you read 120 Days of Sodom, which is his most famous work, it is fucking brutes. First of all, he starts off almost every tale, which they're all disgusting, which he says, he was like, hello, friendly reader. So he brings you and he says, hello, friendly reader.

I mean, the most disturbing. Which is creepy, yeah. Which is a little creepy. The one that bothered me the most was the pregnancy one. That one, which was, he said that he had a fantasy. He wrote this story about a pregnant woman and him kidnapping her and tying her to a table and stretching her out and mutilating her and then raping her and then driving a hot metal spike

through her stomach to kill her and the baby that's how he would come i mean just weirdo yeah i mean it's repetitive children skinned alive mutilated genitals just brutal brutal brutal shit it's actually weird that people are split on the marquita side some people think that uh you know he he was a pioneer in accessing this dark side of our brain that uh explores this sort of sexuality through this dark side and other people just think he was a psychopathic uh murderer who derived pleasure from pain and some people think both i tend to think he's the latter i mean how is this how is this guy not a psychopath and bad? It's one of those things where even in life is the same as in death.

I mean, tying a woman up is different than throwing a spike in her eyeball, no? Yeah, it's a little different. It's a little different. I mean, it's still both bad, but it's a little different. No, but tying up, sometimes a girl likes to be tied up consensually. Yeah. I don't know. I've never tried to tie

a girl up because i don't know how to make knots i'm not a man you know it'd be funny that me if me and you were asked to tie up someone yeah we'd go like hold on let me call joe to get over here to do it for me yeah let's call our guy up yeah yeah you know joe so when joe hung up the sign he told his wife downstairs he said give me a second honey i'm upstairs helping a couple ladies hang a painting that'd be funny it's like yeah sexually like a girl's like hey you know i want you to tie me up and then i just fucking go get a task rabbit to do it let me go to handy.com and get him right now boo-boo um but um but just much much like in life in his life how uh in his death how know, these horrible works where it's like these,

these things are disgusting what he's saying, but they're like, oh, some, you know, in 2017, 120 days of Sodom was put on a national treasure list, right? So it's the same thing in his life. You just forget about his crimes because even in his life, he did all these things in and out of prison for 28 years, known famous in France for sodomy and pedophilia and flogging prostitutes. But even through all that, in the last 10 years of his life, he got elected to fucking, during the French Revolution,

he gets elected to the national office of France because the people just turned a blind eye to his bullshit. So he had some kind of charm and power that even exists in his death. Yeah, and he was able to survive all these different cycles in French history. I mean, it was the French Revolution. He survived that. And he survived that because, listen, they were beheading aristocrats and royal families.

They were beheading everybody. The French Revolution, which you've got to get an in-depth episode on. Fucking blood was running through the streets, man. They were guillotining. If French Revolution, which you've got to get an in-depth episode on. Fucking blood was running through the streets, man. They were guillotining. If you were rich, you lost your head. And somehow he was able to charm his way not only to not get killed, but to align himself with them and get in the government to have a position of power by which when he got that position, he pardoned his in-laws who hated him.

He pardoned his mother-in-law the hyena he pardoned the hyena who hated him and it actually was said to give him pleasure to do that because he knew how much they were kind of begging for their life and he just when their name came up because his in-laws came from a very he married into a very rich family but his family had the the the whatever the name the title so it's said to think that her family was but his family had the, the, the, whatever it's, the name, the title. So it's said to think that her family was happy because they got the title

and his family was happy because they married into some money. So it was a win-win for both of these idiots. Well, Muffin Man, let me ask you this.

Talk to me, cucumber muffins. Cucumbers. Yeah. In that time though. Yeah. Right? When like,

you know, it's just like, if I went. Because you got red polo socks on. It's just what it is. Because yeah, you got a four pack of TJ Maxx. Yeah, it's just like if i thought you got red polo socks on it's just what it is because yeah you got a four-pack at tj max yeah it's what it is um if i if in that time in the 1750s 1760s 1770s yeah if i just went three towns over yeah and just made up another name and identity how would they know exactly like you know what i mean like why did they even the

in-laws and all these people even have to stay in paris like just go a few towns over and then it's just a whole new life. Yeah, because I don't think... Nobody knows who you are. People aren't that bright. They don't want to travel that far because it's so foreign. Back then, they don't know anything about those places. But the Marquis de Sade, that's actually one of the ways he escaped imprisonment was he went over to Italy.

He escaped. He fled. Right. He fled. But they caught up with him every single time. I mean, this kid somehow was set to be executed a few times. Then there was the government that was like really became religious, and then they were going to execute him.

But then that government got toppled, and the kid was able to survive. He just kept surviving. Even one of his victims, even one of his victims who he fucked with, their father, that girl's father, came and tried to shoot him at point-blank rage and missed. And missed. How Frank Sinbiji got to be him at point blank rage and missed. And missed. How Frank Zabici got to be to miss point blank, you fucking idiot. I mean, this kid, for some reason,

the sun always shined on him, and he was one of the most awful people in France at that time. Because, you know, the highly visible. Nice guys finish last. Nice guys finish last, and now,

and even still, here's the funny thing about Marquis de Sade. He did, maybe we didn't emphasize the amount of horrible things he did. I mean, he tortured these prostitutes. He tortured these girls. The last girl I told you, she was 14. He was fucking her in the ass when he was 74.

No bueno. He would hurt people, and that's how he got his pleasure. And somehow he always evaded capture, evaded consequences. he always evaded capture evaded yeah evaded consequences and then even after his death he's considered by many to be the pioneer of a sexual preference that a lot of people indulge and revere it i mean somehow this kid is charmed he's just charming he's like chrissy d you always fucking just slither out of trouble yeah just fucking what it is and then he actually it actually his lifestyle gave way well not not solely him but kind of like the paparazzi and kind of the celebrity culture we have now a guy named

louis moi something like that m-o-i-r-e he was the chief police inspector of paris and the king at the time made this police chief the, the king, love the gossip. Because back then, the celebrities were the aristocrats, the really rich people. So he loved to hear that gossip. And this guy, Louis Moret or whatever. Wait, let's try to pronounce it. It's always fun. Is it Louis Moret?

I think it's Louis. Let me just be honest. When I was listening to what I was doing. M-O-I-R-E. Louis Moret. M-O-I-R-E. Police inspector. The modern day Perez Hilton. That's what I called him.

How do you say it again? Louis Moreira? Moreira. M-O-I-R-E. Yeah. Marquis Deschardes. Yeah. He was like his nemesis.

This guy, Louis Moreira, was Marquis Deschardes' nemesis because he was like the Perez Hilton. He was reporting the news, the gossipy news, back to the king. Perez Hilton, he was reporting the news, the gossipy news back to the king. And the king started, he really loved to read about all the shit and the dirty fucking little gossip that the aristocrats were getting into. It was fun for him.

But then when Louis Marquis started to figure out what Marquis de Sade was doing, the king, then this is how finally the nail in Sade's coffin was, there was a thick, because even though in the 1700s, they were very progressive French people. They had a court of law and rules and all the way.

We took that from France. I mean, all that, you know, government and all that shit is from them. But there was one thing you couldn't get around and it was the L'Echre des Chalets law. So it was basically the L'Echre des Chalets law. I just call it the letter to catch it. The letter de Chez law. And that's just a law from the king.

That's a letter from the king that says, no trial, fuckface. You're going to prison, and you're getting sentenced to death. And that's what eventually happened. I believe it was in 1784 when they threw Marquis de Chade into the Bastille, and they said, fuck you, dickhead. Now we wrote the letter of the law. It was always his blasphemy. The blasphemy is the thing that caught up to him

because he kept denouncing the church and it was really one of his works. I think it was the Justine. It was Justine and who was the other girl? The other book was- There were two books. 120 Days of Sodom. No, no, no, but there was the one was Justine

and then the other girl, there was another girl's name because Justine, there was two books that made him famous. It was one book, but yeah, La Novelle Justine, but I think there was a count, there was another girl's name because justine there was two books that made him fit it was one book but yeah la novelle justine but i think there was a count there was another girl let's just call it uh count vanessa count vanessa and count basically one was about his the books it was like a two series it was one book but it was two parts justine was about this really bad negative girl like she was a prostitute and did all these things unholy

and her life came out the right way. And then the other part of the book was about this other woman and she was doing everything right and going to church and praying to Jesus and her life failed miserably. So it kind of, the book kind of like championed this girl Justine being like a really like wretched whore.

That's what he called her. And she came out great. And Napoleon fucking hated that. He hated that with a passion, and he went after Marquis de Sade. Yeah. And here's the thing. Marquis de Sade, when Napoleon came to power, another revolution. French was really tumultuous during Marquis de Sade's lifetime.

We went from like French Revolution, then one government took control, they were cutting off everyone's heads, and then that government got religious and said, hey, it's the law that you can't be atheist. By the way, Marquis de Saad, notorious atheist. That was very progressive for that time. I guess, yeah, but he's totally, totally critical of religion, and he spoke out against it all the time. But then there was a revolution from that government got taken down, and then another government went in, and then that government got toppled,

and finally, at the end of his life, Napoleon came to power. Right. He was actually hopeful that Napoleon was going to dig him, but Napoleon went the other way and called him one of the most vile fucking things to walk the face of the earth. I think Napoleon said,

quote, he said, the most disgusting book the most deprived imagination has ever birthed. Yeah. And then, yeah,

they sent him to Charenton Asylum and that's where he was 74 having an affair with a 14-year-old girl and he was so fucking fat and disgusting by then from all the, because what part of hypersexuality was also over he just had to indulge always so all the eating

and drinking sitting in prison he weighed something like 300 pounds and he had this affair with this 14 year old girl he died of a heart attack how did this kid just not some point just someone just stabbed and killed this kid from all the things he did all the parents of these people i mean a lot of the things he did he did to prostitutes and people who were lower class, and back then, you know, the upper classes looked at those people like they weren't even people, so they didn't really have any recourse for, you know, retribution, but at some point, someone could have just fucking stabbed this guy, but he survived through all this till 74 years old, doing all this fucking foul, foul shit that was not woke and dope. And at the end, after he was let out of the fucking institution, and then Napoleon puts him back into the fucking asylum,

he continues to find a way to fucking get his hands on a 14-year-old girl and fuck her. I mean, can someone stop this kid? I mean, disgusting. It's all fucking disgusting brutal yeah she was the daughter of a german psychiatrist right no who was who was she she was uh no no no no the girl i don't know the girl was the daughter she was the 14 year old daughter can you look that up real quick the last girl that he had affair with on the day that he died he died in his sleep by the way earlier that day he was having sodomy he was doing sodomy with a 14 year old girl as a 74

year old man i mean how did he make it all daughter of an employee at sharenton the asylum that he was at and then it wasn't until 1910 i believe so these 120 days of sodom which are very famous now nobody knew about them during his life because he had hid them inside a jail and it was found by ewan bach a german psychiatrist discovered 120 days of sodom and published it in 1904 so it's one of those things where he was famous uh marquis de shot at the time for all his heinous crimes but this 120 days of sodom which they made a fucking national treasure book was found years hundreds of years after he died over 100 years after he died yeah and um he i think he is the personification of what they call infamy his fame was he was so kind of

repulsed he was so repulsive to people so well known he was infamous i mean he marquis de sade is a name that lives on in infamy and they name some shit after him so you can't whoever's last name's not the rona whoever's last name is was sod they probably just changed their name now is there any sod yet or you have to pronounce it shoday you have to pronounce the same way that's very funny i bet you she had it would maybe be called sod if it was for the marquee day shod you'd be shoday yeah that's a good point yeah and so he's sort of the father of BDSM, which is bondage, discipline, domination. Oh, he's the father of sadism.

Now, sadists are not... Now, sadists, this is what they say about themselves. They say they're not psychopaths or sociopaths. They're just... They're into fucking pain. And I guess there are people who are into that. I am not. I am not into that. i do not like to mix

my pain with pleasure i'm a soft kisser i'll give you some eskimo kisses and i will cuddle and i'll blow on your face but i'm definitely not gonna it happened to me once where a woman was like hit me like because people are into it i was i was with a woman way back way long time ago long long long time ago long time ago very long long time ago. Long time ago. Very long, long time ago. Before I met my wife. I mean, before I even knew she existed. Long, long time ago. Before she was even born. Yeah.

Because she was very young. And this girl asked. She was like, hit me. And it was like, I turned into Woody Allen. I was like, I can't. I was like, I'm sorry. It's too much for me. I just turned into a real fucking geek.

Yeah. I couldn't do it. And it turned me off. And it pulled me out of the moment. I did not like it. Yeah. I remember one time a girl. I just turned into a real fucking geek. Yeah. I couldn't do it and it turned me off and it pulled me out of the moment. I did not like it. Yeah, I remember one time a girl, I was having sex

with a girl and she spit in my mouth and I got real nauseous and I had to stop. You went, oh, I can't. Yeah, because I'm not a man. Yeah.

I mean, because one of the, I think one of the funniest things, even though I know what to get a huge laugh but I hope the fans at home laughing is when we came up

with that, we can't tie a girl up because we don't know how to do it. I think that's one of the funniest things you ever said in your entire life. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking.

We can't. Yeah. We can't do it. If a girl's like, tie me up now. You're like, can I call my handyman? Yeah. Can I call my handyman or get a task rabbit? Or I just don't know.

Or you just do it wrong. Yeah. And then she has to wind up tying herself up. Yeah. Because that's what happens in my relationship. And then she calls the NAACP and says it's a noose. And you go, it's not a noose. I was trying to tie her up.

Yeah. And you go, it's definitely a noose. Why did you tie it with her? She's a 110th African-American. You go, I swear to God, it was there before. I tied up my ex-girlfriend who was Swedish. I swear. And they go, no, you didn't.

And you say, come on. And they say, we're going to get the FBI involved. And they get involved. And then they say, this was there for a long time. But then then you get a picture of it and it's definitely a fucking noose let me tell you i went from believing that to not believing it to believe in it to not believe in it to believe in it because the last picture that they released of the bubble wallace that was a fucking noose but what are they saying that the noose was there already like years before no it wasn't there a year before it was there like months before but like i mean i don't know they gave him that garage

whatever it is i mean it was like it was tied like a noose so whether someone did it intentionally for bubble or they thought it was uh like funny to give him that or it was racist did it but it was definitely a it was tied like a noose it wasn't like a fucking slipknot it looked like a goddamn noose yeah i mean we'll we can't pull up a picture of it but like i'm sure you're looking at it right now the last picture was even a lot of people also like me were like holy shit that does look kind of like a noose i kind of understand where the guy's coming we're just happy bubble while everything's all good with yeah it seems like it's all good but seems like the most important thing is nascar most important thing is nascar seem to have their racist yeah that's splash man's got to change also golden girls removed a blackface episode that nobody even knew existed nobody even knew so

that's front page but again nobody knows the names of the five children that were killed in chicago this weekend so yeah so we have that too and also the golden girls episode that they removed it wasn't even really a blackface episode they ended up getting like charcoal on their face or some shit i don't know that's gotta go i face or some shit. I don't fucking know. Yeah, that's why I don't barbecue anymore. I mean, look, here's the thing. We did an episode. If you haven't listened to it, go listen to Al Jolson is wild

about the history of blackface. Definitely understand the offensiveness of it, but there are a lot of uncomfortable truths when it comes to him specifically. The most famous blackface performer in American history was beloved by the black community and was a champion of civil rights

so that is just one of those uncomfortable truths yeah this was a fucking wild episode this was a wild episode we wanted to do

a little switcheroo and we just wanted to fucking while you guys were thinking we're gonna come in the front way we did a marquee

and we came to the back door so that's just what it is you thought we were gonna come down with racism and sexism and all this stuff and we just went through your butts and we did an episode back door. Yeah. So that's just what it is. You thought we were going to come down with racism and sexism

and all this stuff and we just went through your butts and we did an episode on the marquee they shot. When I was in college, I used to, whenever I had a girl over, I'd put on Sade.

Yeah. I was a Sade kid. Sade's still, I loved, this is no ordinary love. Yeah. You know that one or no? Probably.

That's because Taylor Swift didn't sing it. What's Smooth Operator? Your fucking musical taste is that of a 12-year-old girl in Tennessee. No, it's a 16-year-old black girl in the Bronx in 1997. Oh, that's right. You like Moesha. Randy, Moesha, fucking Missy Elliott, SWV.

Yeah. Mikey, do you know Sade? No. Who sings Smooth Operator? Is that Sade? Yeah, you look like you put on the Mighty Boss tones to fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Smooth Operator. That's Sade. Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator. Is that Marquis de Sade's most famous song? That's Sade. That and This Is No Ordinary Love, I believe. But she's got a lot of them.

When I was in college in 1967, I mean, Sade was all the rage. All the rage. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. So what can you do? Benatia, you know who Sade is? Or is she like way before your time?

No, she knows. Absolutely. Yeah. She's still fucking, she's still doing it. And I think she- She's got a big ass fan base too. She does. And she rejects fame.

I think I kind of like her. Good for her. She likes to stick to her own thing. Fucking Marquis de Sade, one of the wildest people we've ever done. Marquis de Sade is one of the most wildest guys. I would put him up there with as wild as, like, El Gabalus, the wildest Roman emperor, Nero. I'd put him in that category as absolutely Poughkeepsie wild. He's fucking Poughkeepsie wild, and here's the deal.

He also, I think, invented a bunch of these sadist of tools in his book the sex it was like the fucking swings and the whips and all the shit that whatever that gray guy's name is which was the worst fucking movie i've ever seen in my entire fucking life my wife took me to see that i mean i've never seen a worse more cheesy fucking stupid ass fucking movie in my entire life that book made a billion dollars you women are twisted you're fucking twisted you'll say respect me respect me pay me the same and then you'll go read that book and get wet when a guy throws you in a leather swing and beats you it's what i mean what do you want us to do you want to know what you want to

know fucking funny story about me that's 100 true% true. Yeah. In whatever it was. I forgot whatever year it came out, but me and my dad, we were hanging out. I had lost the keys to my apartment, and we just had to kill time, and we went to the movies, and the only movie that was playing was Fifty Shades of Grey.

So I swear to God, me and Barney Rubble sat in the Bay Ridge Alpine Cinemas in Bay Ridge, and we saw Fifty Shades of Grey, just me and my dad. And we watched it and it was fucking wild.

And Barney Rubbles fell asleep. On that note, that's our episode. Remember, go to youtube.com slash

history hyenas. Wait, let me just hear how, let's hear how fart sounds on a West Ham chair. Let's do it. Oh, Jesus Christ. They're fucking wet, cuz. Cuz, they're wet Elm.

They're always... Instead of West Elm, they're wet Elm. Cuz, why are your farts wet? Cuz, I got a deep, deep asshole. My asshole's deep like the steak. Cuz, make no mistake. Yeah, Patriot.

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to a name and i kind of ruined it for yanni um but it was fumade stoudemire which made yanni laugh and i read it in the pre-production meeting so just know fumade Stoudemire, which made Yanni laugh, and I read it in the pre-production meeting. So just know Fumade Stoudemire, you would have won, and we're going to give you- You might still win. You might still win, because the name is- You're on the list. Here's the thing.

Fumade Stoudemire, you're on the list, and for those of you who don't know, there's a basketball player whose name was Amari Stoudemire. So it's Fumade Stoudemire. So Fumare Stoudemire is a 10. Wait, where, what's the, just hold on one second. Unfortunately, you're not going to be able to see how hard I laughed, chrissy couldn't wait to tell me how funny it was yeah but believe me fumari stoudemire i fucking laughed hard you can ask venetia she doesn't lie unless you ask her a tough question and then she will fucking wiggle out of that one yeah she doesn't lie

unless her father's asking her what kind of guy she's into. Exactly, yeah. It's what it is. Yeah, we got to read the blue chew. Or if her father asks, what did she do tonight? She just said, I just slept over at a girlfriend's house, but really she was at an anarchist protest. All right, let's go. Here we go.

Starting off the newest members of the matriarchy, welcome Yoma Yira. Yoma Yira. Kyle Switzer. Wow, it's the Eastern Hemmy. Yoma Y yo uh yoma yira yoma yira kyle switzer wow it's eastern hemi yoma yira yoma yira yeah jake hodge instant core uh instinct corp miles right then we got arturo the travel guy that had fumes but i shame my pubes since i'm newly single and want to feel a tingle on my dingle almost almost a drexler okay well here we go direct so we got clyde the glide want to get inside that lap, yeah, I mean.

Tori. Then we got Nick Fumes from the womb to the tomb, Helmers. Tom Hackett. Lewis. Then we got the McKenzie brothers here for the content, not for the consent. I'm going to give it a Drexler. It's a good one, though. Then we got Casey Gibbons, Seth F. Crawford,

Gerald the Sauce Monkey from Staten Island Cavatio. Italian kids have an unfair advantage. He's getting a Drexler because his father's from Italy. Yeah, then we got Richard Ryder. Then we got Make No Mistake. There's a G.I. Joe and my smash bean and an American flag wrapped around my peen to keep the Wuhan Weezer out of me. The kid's following the CDC instructions, so I'm going to put him on the list.

He's on the list. Yeah. And he has an American flag. Yeah. Brennan McHugh. Then we got Davey Dunkin' Donuts. It's what it is, Trump 2020. Then we got Roberto underscore Rodriguez 98.

Then we got half American Indian, half Jew TBB squeak. Yeah. Then we got Matt Glover. Then we got David. Screw the list. Catapult me between Mr. Drexler. Sweet cheeks. Okaris.

He's a Drexler for that one. Catapult him right into a Drexler. Then we got Kendall Robbins. Then we got Sticky Nicky made Chrissy's butthole icky. Father Bill said it wasn't right, but what are you going to do? He gets all fun. This is not a victim of a bad read. It's too long.

No, no, the letters, there's like trademarked, like the words didn't come out. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a good name. Good try, good try. Yeah. Jesse Ness Corcoran. Then we got Betsy Court. Jason Giambi from the Yankees.

Then we got Shen. Then we got Dave beating meat to miss pat's titty feet crow or titty feet yeah i mean because you said a throw up on the list yeah that's funny yeah then we got a little timmy tucks for trump um little timmy he gets the dregs i mean tucks for trump yeah that's he gets because i don't know are you pro trump or anti trump if you're talking i think you're pro trump if you, tux for Trump is funny. Yeah, he gets a Drexler. Because I don't know, are you pro-Trump or anti-Trump if you're tucking? I think you're pro-Trump if you're tux for Trump. Okay. Then we got non-toot, but make no mistake, if I had more money, I would astroglide Christian

Yanni's shit shooter. He called it a shit shooter. He referred to shit shooter funny. Shit shooter's original. It's original. It's original, but it just almost made a Drexler. Then we got Enrique Galvin. Then we got Squeak Butterfreak.

Not a drip, it's leak. Yeah. Put him on the list. Yeah. Then we got Dave S. Ace. Then we got Fumed Up, but still very crackable Fjord. Monkey ready to catch Christie's glue in my reindeer rump. His name's Fjord.

Yeah, put him on the list. I mean, the kid's a Norwegian kid, and he called it a reindeer rump. Yeah, put him on the list. I mean, the kid's a Norwegian kid. He called it a reindeer rump. Yeah, put him on the list. Then we got Make No Mistake, Zach Isis Can Tongue Punch My Fart Box. We've had that one before. The kid's come back. That's an old one, yeah.

See, the look on my memory is solid. I remember you. Then we got Ted What's Up With All Of The Skin Flutes, You're Non-Toothed Rough. Then we got Dexter, Brianna Grion, Axbras Lopez, Abarax Lopez. Then we got Austinxter, Brianna Grion, Axpras Lopez, Abarax Lopez. Then we got Austin. That's not squared.

It's Smithtown Reuter Harris. Drexler. Then we got Michelle, Emerson Brown, Kate Gormley, Latinas Giveback. Latinas Giveback's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Then we got Charles Gabriel. Then we got the boys put him in the microwave, December 7th, 1941, never forget.

Yeah. Sorry. Guys, here's the deal. Our Pearl Harbor episode is just going to go down in history just as much as Pearl Harbor. Yeah, it's just one hit. I mean, we made history. I mean, that episode just-

We lost our fucking minds. Well, if you want to see Chrissy, remember it was Girls Gone Wild? Yeah. If there's a video called Chrissy Gone Wild, it's that episode. It's a Pearl Harbor episode. Yeah. Then we got Ryan Wiggins.

Then we got Our Father Who Farts in Heaven, Hallowed Bill Thy Name. Yeah, throw him on the list. I mean, the originality needs to get rewarded. Then we got Kyle the Sauce Monkey, Push It Down the German Side. Then we got Connor Not Gay But Needs needs to get cracked open and cleaned out by Chrissy Steelpipe. Then we got Tim F., Luis Woods, John Reese, Liam, Brandon Wright, Rafael Montesino.

Jesus Christ. Then we got Sandra Gilligan, Nathan Kelly. Then we got Maritza, love you, Chrissy, but can't risk the Rona in Tampa, Manzino. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's just letting you know

she would have came to see you, but no funny business. Throw her on the list for that. Yeah. Tampa has been postponed. Yeah. Throw her on the list. Then we got Melanie Turpin,

Amanda Benedict, non-toot, no fume, but make no mistake, I've been fully groomed by Crystalia. Keep going. We'll just keep going.

Throw her on the list. On the list. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Let's put some on the list. Okay. Yeah. Okay, Yannis puts him on the list. Okay. Yeah, because it was just funny. That's just straight up funny. Then we got Alejandro Lopez.

Then we got comedian Chrissy Dean, not that ostrich FF, who's about the baby titty, no permissive, our cousin Christ sex man, and that's it. If it was a little shorter. If it was a little shorter. So it's almost a Drex. Okay. Okay.

Then we got Austin Brillo, pad balls, bad Bernardi. If it was a little shorter. If it was a little shorter. So it's almost a Drex. Okay. Okay. Then we got Austin Brillo, pad balls, bad Bernardi, Papa Franks. Then we got patio from a Chicago patio. Like patio from a Chicago patio. Then we got Spencer. Then we got Mario, not an FF, but a white walker with a valid U.S. passport. Kids legal. We got to throw him on the list for being U.S. passport. Kid's legal. We got to throw him on the list for being legal.

Then we got Kyle, Lieutenant Lollipop and Sergeant Snuggles, transgender crime, dog Lipka. Okay. He went for it. It was a very funny attempt. Carrie Gent,

Charles Gummer, Dane Poth, Emily Miller, Hannah Wittner, Emily DiPlussis, Jack Robinson, the Kung Flu Fightin' Emotional Ninja Jessica Drew Stein

Dakota Hill D.R. Dracula Rihanna Four Heads Eric Crystal Salazar Then we got Zachary Dr. Futterman Made Me Touch A Dead Guy's Prostate

So Now I Dump Bodies At Gilgo Beach Shied I mean just the randomness and the originality gets him on the list Gilgo Beach is a it's a beach on Long Island there's a serial killer

a lot of bodies been dumped oh yeah that's right Gilgo Beach serial killer did they ever catch that guy no but you know who they caught today who finally surrendered is the California who the guy who did a blackface joke

no oh okay no the Golden State killer that like a guy who was like a serial killer for like 30 years they finally caught him who Patton Oswalt's late wife who passed away wrote the book on.

Because you want to do an episode on that guy? Yeah, let's do an episode on that guy next. Then we got Sid Singh. What's up, Sid Singh? Then we got Mario Avocado. There's Sandra Dee right there, Sid Singh. Sandra Dee, welcome. Yeah.

Then we got Ariel Tejada. Then we got Lovey the Midget with big boobs. Okay. Or Lowey the Midget with big boobs. A lot of girls on this list. I love it. I love it. I love it. Then we got Private Peach reporting for duty.

Private Peach. Wait, Private Peach? Yeah, that's funny. Private Peach. Because that's probably a guy. Yeah, Private Peach reporting for duty also seems like he's someone who's rolling up to Sergeant Snuggles

and telling him he's present. Yeah. So we're throwing him on the list because Private Peach is funny. Yeah, it's just what it is. He's getting on the list. Chrissy and Yanni sitting in a tree putting their P's in each other's V funny. Yeah. It's just what it is. Get on the list. Chrissy and Yanni sitting in a tree putting their peas in each other's Vs.

Yeah. Yeah, that goes to the list too. Is anyone keeping track of this? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Kevin Blue. Then we got Danny, no gag, all fag, character piece because dad's alive, Danucci.

Throw him on the list. Yeah, throw him on the list. And he's in the lead at this point. Then we got three bangers. We got Tommy Two Tits. Throw him on the list. he's in the lead At this point Then we got three bangers We got Tommy Two Tits Throw him on a list We got Diego the Squeak Diego the Squeak's on a list And then last but not least

I'm sure we I fucking feel so bad I did this to you But the hundredth name Is Fumare Stoudemire So If I would've ended With Fumare Stoudemire

I mean it would've been I would've been a banger You fucked it up I but you know what? I fucked it up. That you were so anxious to tell me shows you how good it was. And make no mistake, Fumari Stoudemire, you could...

I laughed uncontrollably, and I think you may still be the winner of Venetia. What are those names again? Yeah. Should we go? Should we keep reading? Or you think just let's do 100 a show? 100 a show.

Okay, 100 a show. Because it's not fair to the guys who gave good ones on the 100. That's true. Because they compete with too many people. That's true. That's true. And so it's like 100 and it's a good problem to have. We got a lot.

We're going to slow down now because as of July 1st, if you're a $10 member, you're going to get your name read because there's just too many at this point. Thank you for everyone who's joined. Even the ones that don't make it on the Drexler list or make it love you so much ppw list we love it and they're all funny and it gives us all joy and thank for the content people come with the normal names those are the people who just strictly here for the business they put their raincoat on and their hat down they go straight to the porn section for the content you're normal people you're the people you're the you're the you know two three hundred thousand people that

watch yanni special and just enjoyed it and didn't make a comment yeah you're the normal people when you look at a video you know every video has like a hundred thousand comments and there's 300 000 views that means 229 000 people just watched it yeah like most normal people just watch things they don't go write reviews or go to fucking open table and guess what happened i asked for a cucumber and it took seven minutes instead of six it's like shut the fuck up and take your shirt off let's get back to the list i think it's fumari stoudemire i think it's strong fumari the original i'm going fumari stoudemire congratulations strong list again but you are the ppw of the week fucking here's your trophy i don't know we don't have a prize for you except feel proud for your wit you're the ppw congrats for my stoudemire thank you guys for watching don't forget to

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