History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 161 - The History of Black Conservatism is WILD!

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

It’s time to be woke and dope and learn about the Black Conservatism movement, and Bubbas, it is WILD! Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas explore the ideas of American Economist, Thomas Sowell. These ideas originated way before his fellow black leaders, Herman Cain, Allen West, and Clarence Thomas. It was the great Booker T Washington, who was once a slave and became an American educator, who believed that black people should not demand economic equality, but educational and slowly integrate. He was met with disagreement from other black leaders, specifically by W. E. B. Du Bois. Du Bois believed that whites would guarantee blacks to have political, economic and educational equality. The guys dig deeper into these ideas and make no mistake they discover that it doesn’t matter what you believe because reality is a suggestion!!! Make sure to grab a smoothie, sit back, and enjoy another classic episode of the History Hyenas!Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

Nobody does history as accurately as we are. Let's get everybody into the gray zone. Follow ideas, politics, don't revere people. What's up? I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy D, a.k.a. King Gay. You're listening to the Bay episode of the History Hyenas. All right. Welcome to another episode of the History Hyenas. I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Lieutenant Lollipop. I am Giannis Pappas, a.k.a. Sergeant Snuggie. Let me just say this.

Benatia just looked at you to turn your phone off. Was that my phone? Yeah, you always have your phone on, Cuds, because you're 100 years old. All right, but that's not what I wanted. I wanted a full, quick Catholic blast of anger from you. Okay, turn off your phone. It's not real. What happened to those quick bursts of anger?

Cuds, they're slowly going. Here's what's been happening to me. Those are slowly going down. You got corona. That's why you got your mask on. I got the mask on because, make no mistake, I had back-to-back vacations in Lake Georgeorge and montauk and i have the mask on for those reasons one but also two we're talking about thomas sowell and the black conservative

movement today so i want to do this episode in black mask just to just to be in solidarity with my brothers and sisters in antifa because when you're wearing the same mask as vena Antifa, you're ready to torch some shit. Yeah, I mean, you guys just look like you came out of different exits at a mosque. Yeah, it's what it is. My mask says I'm torching federal buildings. My jersey says I'm torching tiki's. You guys look like two Muslims who haven't quite figured out how to put the burqa on right.

Yeah, it's what it is. I'm a reform muzzy. Cuz, I'm wearing a white face piece because we are here, like Benetton, as a company marketing peace and love between white and black conservatives. Absolutely, because this episode is not going to be for the faint of heart. Yes, we are two white pieces of shit

talking about the black conservative movement and Thomas Sowell, because the truth is this. Is Yanni and I like to read? We read Thomas Sowell. A great recommendation of a book by Yanni was Thomas Sowell's Conquest and Culture. And we read it cover to cover. Yanni had read it. And we read a lot of these things about black conservatives.

And as two white guys, if we kind of agree with them, then we are pretty much in the clan to most people. Well, here's the deal. We are just wild. Yeah. If you say anything about Thomas Sowell, you're a white supremacist, even though he's a black conservative. We're going to talk about the history of black conservatives. I've got to take the mask off because I can't breathe.

If you take the mask off, we're all going to get corona. Let me just put it on our guy. No, why don't you put it on where it really needs to be put on, where all the diseases are. Put it on your dick. Because your dick should be wearing a mask at all times. Because my dick is fine, actually. I did go to the ER and get my dick checked.

Because here's the deal. I think we're always safe when we talk about any black historical topic because A, I did a sketch with Donnell Rawlings. Yes. And B, you dress like you shop at Models. Yeah. So we're both black teenagers. Yeah, I got this out of the back of an Amazon truck.

Cuz, Venetia's gonna have a fucking heart attack by the end of this episode. It's what it is, cuz. It's what it is, yeah. And I also have a Puerto Rican child. So any white piece of shit that wants to say anything for me, I advise you to do what I've done and step into the storm, baby.

Yeah. I've stepped into the storm and I've, I've, I've, I've, that's how fucking anti-racist i am is i've literally i've literally said i'm gonna tie myself to another race for the rest of my life what have you done fucking portland antifa not only that cuz if anyone wants to step into your thunderderm you still got a slow snapping right that was taught to you by Hezar Sazar Chavez. Yeah, it's just what it is.

What's his name again? What's our friend's name again? Oh, Sergio Chico. Make no mistake. Make no mistake. I am in a thunderstorm with thunder thighs jerking off to thunder from down under. It's just what it is. I'm Chrissy Thunderstorms.

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You get to hear the episode Yeah we're actually Two comedians Doing a daily show Talking about American politics That are actually from America. What do you fucking have? How about them apples? How about them apples?

We're two Americans talking about what's going on in America. Okay, not like Trevor Noah and John Alvaro. Okay, how fucking smart you are. Okay, why don't you, I don't, you say one more word about America, guess what you're going to get? A fucking snap in two with the foot turned over and then a left when my rib gets better because make no mistake, I'm in a domestic dispute way jones benetia is just venetia cackle cackle cackle

you know what you look like this whole episode you look like that edward monk photo of just that what is that that worry guy you're just you're holding your face going no yeah it's gonna happen for about 60 minutes consistently because we're two white guys diving deep into the history of the black conservative yeah and i'm fucking excited to do this make no mistake thomas sowell the kid was born in north carolina but he was raised in harlem he's like a reverse michael jordan michael jordan was born in brooklyn but raised in north carolina but they're both doing great they both have done great things for the black uh community uh my favorite michael jordan quote is republic Republicans by sneak is two. And by Republicans,

at least one of those Republicans he was talking about was Tommy Sowell. Is it Thomas Sowell or Tommy Sowell? Because I think it's tomato, tomato to be honest with you. Because I call him Tommy Sowell food. Yeah, I don't know what you say,

but listen, the kid, the kid is a very prominent black conservative. And what does that mean? That means he's revered by the entire conservative party. Right. White, black, Asian, trans, whoever. I mean, you know, we do have one famous trans Republican.

Caitlyn is a Republican. Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican? Caitlyn Jenner is a fucking Republican, cuz. Wow. Did you not know that? Venetia did not know that She also didn't know that We'll cut that part out

Yeah we'll cut that part out That's what you could do for a comic con Guys make no mistake Thomas Sowell is fascinating Do yourself a favor And read the book Conquest and Culture It is not for the faint of heart

But it's one of those things where he says a lot of things and kind of backs it up with a lot of literature and facts of things that he discovered. But he is unfortunately called an Uncle Tom by other members of the black community because that's just the way the cookie crumbles, Bubba's. Yeah, and what we were talking about before is we got interested in this because when you go up – I grew up Greek. You grew up white trash. Yeah. So we yeah you know queen's trash absolutely in the greek community when you go you go through the church and in the church there was always i was an altar

boy in the church there was there was greek conservatives greek liberals greek democrats greek republicans and they all hung out with each other my mom's basically a socialist human rights socialist my dad was a republican but then when you asked him what he believed in he was like whatever's good for my business yeah so it's like i it's very strange you don't see that in the black community you don't really see the diversity of thought or moreover you don't see the acceptance right of of people who are conservative or republican in the black community. The term Uncle Tom, as defined by Google, is a black man considered to be excessively obedient or servile to white people. A person regarded as betraying their culture or social allegiance.

He called moderates Uncle Toms. There you go. And that comes from the American classic novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cavan, which I did gave it a good... It's another good read. Right. It's another good read about the history of this country. Absolutely.

Yeah. I gave it a good read. I also read Calvin and Hobbes. You almost said Uncle Tom's Cavan, is what you said. I almost did say Uncle Tom's Cavan, yeah. Which is a 10. Which is a 10, yeah. Yeah.

It's just what it is, cuz. Yeah. Cuz I... Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. No, what were you gonna say? I just... Yeah, I'm just having slight chest pain that's coming back. it's just what it is cuz yeah cuz i yeah yeah go ahead no what are you gonna say i i just yeah i'm just having slight chest pain that's coming back cuz with the emergency room is close by now with

friendly faces your godfather is in the borough yeah so make sure i make no mistake i'd love to talk to lukash about how often you fucking light up his dm. Yeah, cuz. It must be a daily occurrence going, cuz, I got a slight twinge in my neck. What is it? And he just goes, it's not a mucho. It's not a mucho, cuz. Yeah, between him and strippers, their DMs get lit up by Chrissy D. Lit up. Fuck up, cuz.

For every stripper I DM, you can see it. You can expect a text from Uncle Lukey. Cuz, and we can always tell what's going on in your home, love. Like, I think me... You can tell by when I am or am not in the hospital. And we can tell by that. And we can also tell by what you say on the podcast, what's going on in your home life.

Whenever you start calling things situations or referring to strippers' DMs, you're either fucking in a state of a little bit... You're a little bit freer, or you're about to go home and get hit. It's just what it is, cuz. I'm Chrissy Chaos. I've learned to accept it

and just try to thrive in it as best I can because to make no mistake, the train is inevitably going off the tracks. Yeah, and we had a meeting with the producers and we said, you know what, cuz? You're the Dennis Rodman of this podcast. Yes. Whatever is going,

we just got to go with the flow, babe. If you fucking show, if you come in naked, we play. We of this podcast. Yes. Whatever is going, we just got to go with the flow, babe. If you fucking show, if you come in naked, we play. We do the podcast. Whatever you do, we don't ask questions. We don't judge.

If you come in with a guy and you say, this is my husband, we go, that's his husband today, guy. It's just what it is. We just roll with the punches. Because the same way

Dennis Rodman was able to fix relations between North Korea and the US by going to see Kim Jong-un, I'm going to go visit President Xi Jinping in China and I'm going to fucking smooth that over with us.

Yeah, because if you walk- I mean, what's the kid's name? If you came in riding a horse and parked it outside, and you showed up with a man and said, this is my husband, but only for today, I would just say, okay, and say, can we get the notes for the podcast? I would accept it and just go on and expect that tomorrow would be a totally different reality and I would go with that one too.

Yeah, cuz, it doesn't matter. I don't even know what's gonna happen tomorrow. I just fucking go with the flizzle. Can we get the notes back up? I wanna read something about Tommy Sowell. Well, let's back up before we go to Tommy Sowell. Let's talk about the origins, cuz, of the black conservative movement,

which most people credit having its origins in sort of the, I movement, which most people credit having its origins in sort of the, I guess, intellectual feud. Intellectual feud's a good way to put it, between two prominent black intellectuals from the past at the turn of the last century, W.E. Du Bois, who was surprisingly not a French kid. He was a black kid. Booker T. Washington, the wrestler.

Yeah, the wrestler Booker T. Washington. Yeah. Exactly. It's what it is. So it was a match officiated by Jim McMahon, andahon and it went a little something like what yeah it went a little something like what so booker t washington came out of the gate and said listen bubba's first of all booker t washington they both lived in like the late 1800s early 1900s well booker was born in 18 in the 1850s a slave where w dubois was born a free kid so that i think is a key

difference when we're looking back in history but But basically, Booker T was saying, hey, let's just get, the way we get out of this, all this bullshit with the racism is just to put our heads down and work and it's a long-term plan

where W. DuBois, I just call him Fred the Major. Well, you learned how to say it correctly. Yeah, W. DuBois, Web DuBois, yeah.

Web DuBois said, no, I want my freedom and I want it now. So he was, one was short-term, one was long-term term Who do you side with Well yeah Be careful

Yeah exactly Here's the thing W.E. DuBois was born In Massachusetts So he was a Boston Red Sox fan Yeah that's the thing So he came out and said Listen I want to get my car now

You cocksucker Yeah I mean When he gave his fucking speech He was like Fucking listen We need to be fucking free And I don't fucking care Yeah

I don't fucking care I'm watching a fighter and i'm fucking i'm voting for mickey ward and the kid fucking w dubois had a handlebar mustache because if you got a handlebar mustache and you don't start cutting my hair immediately i don't know what you're doing because the kid fucking ate a lot of popcorn and watched the movie did the pot because you better give me cut my hand give me a sarsaparilla you got a handlebar mustache because my mom dated a guy with a handlebar mustache, and make no mistake, it was brutes.

I mean, the kid's handlebar mustache was brutes. Because Webb the boy was from Fall River. Fall River? He was from fucking Fall River. Fall River's a fucking badass place. But W. DuBois, so he said he was from Fall River, Massachusetts, where Booker T. Washington. He was not from Fall River, Massachusetts, but we were having fun. Oh, having fun? Yeah. He was from Massachusetts, but not Fall River. Well, let's just say he was from Fall River, Massachusetts, where Booker T. Washington... He was not from Fall River, Massachusetts, but we were having fun. Oh, having

fun? Yeah. He was from Massachusetts, but not Fall River. Well, let's just say he's from Fall River. Why the fuck not? He's a kid from Massachusetts and Fall River. W.E. Dubois was born and raised in the Saudi projects in Boston. Why the fuck not, guys? Why the fuck not? So he... He's Matt Damon. He's Matt Damon. So basically, and then

Booker T. Washington was born a slave actually in the South. Yeah. And then he broke T. Washington was born a slave actually in the South. Yeah. And then he broke free. So yeah, so W.E. Du Bois was born free in Massachusetts and self,

you know, the way he described this, he didn't face much racism until he went to Fisk College, which where was that exactly in the South? Carlton Fisk University. Carlton Fisk University.

He went to a... Where's Fisk University? It was a black college in the South. Carlton Fisk University. Carlton Fisk University. He went to a... Where's Fisk University, V? It was a black college in the South. My guess is going to be, it's either going to be Atlanta, Georgia, or my next guess is going to be Fayetteville, North Carolina. I'm going with North Carolina. Let's see where it is.

Where's Fisk University? The answer is Nashville, Tennessee. Hello, Nate Bargatze. Yeah, hello. Yeah, so it was in Nashville, Tennessee, and when he went to Fisk in Nashville, which is a black university, this was during the segregated South era. So this is the first time he experienced segregation.

This had a big impact on him. On Booker T? No, on W.E.D. Du Bois. Oh, I'm sorry, Du Bois. He went south to go to Fisk, and after living in Massachusetts, which there wasn't a lot of the type of racism he saw down there. I mean, it wasn't a fucking utopia up there where everyone ignored race, but it's a lot different than going to the South, which is like.

They looked at you as a property and not a human being. Segregation at that point. Segregation. I mean, it's fucking total segregation. So this really influenced him big time. And this kind of, you could probably say that this probably is what turned him into the radical that he was going, fuck this. We need to handle the issues with the black community and equality for the black community

through politics we got to change these laws we got to pressure these politicians we need radical action now whereas booker t washington was like yo let's do this do the economy let's fucking learn trades he founded the tuskegee institute and said, let's learn. Let's start winning economically. So like, you know, because I know sometimes you get heavy on the history, but to just make it so you can understand, I would assume, and correct me if I'm wrong, Booker T. Washington would be more like a Thomas Sowell or Ben Carson now, where, you know, two prominent blacks, where W. DuBois would be more like a Sean King. That's what it would be.

Kind of. I mean, be more like a Sean King. That's what it would be. Kind of. I mean, yes. Just a prominent black. I mean, fucking V's head's going to explode. Yeah. W.E. Du Bois would be like Sean King and Andrew Schultz. Like, that's just what it would be. On different sides.

Michael Rappaport. Yeah, that's the thing. They see like Booker T. You can almost see the roots of the black conservative movement more in Booker T. And you can see sort of more of the liberal movement in W.E. Du Bois. Make no mistake. Booker T. Booker T.

Washington and W.E. Du Bois were fucking intercontinental champions. They were tag team champs, but they both wanted civil rights. It wasn't like one was they both wanted the same thing. It's just one wanted a long term planet to get out of it by through the economy with the other one. W.E. Du Bois wanted it through the economy, where the other one, W. DuBois, wanted it right now, wanted the freedom right now.

So it's tough to say which one. I think they're both, it's just different methods to try to get to the same thing. Yeah, they both were into the advancement of black people, and they're both kind of like the pillars. They're the foundation of sort of equality movement for blacks. I mean, this is, one had

Booker T. Washington had his way of going about it. He's a former slave. He was into individual hard work, learning your trade, opening business. Booker T. you mean, not W. DuBois. Oh, I see. Which one did I see? You just said W. DuBois, but you meant Booker T. Booker T. Yeah. Booker T. was into, let's do this economically, self-reliant, all these conservative values. We'll open our own businesses. We'll prove our worth to white America through our economic prowess

and our achievement, whereas W.E. Du Bois, after going to Fisk University, was like, we can't do that unless we get political equality. We've got to end segregation. We need rights. We need this. Which I'm all for the ending the segregation. Absolutely.

Absolutely. I mean, I agree with W.E. DuBois on that. Was W.E. DuBois, was he the one who was influential on affirmative action? Affirmative action came later. No, later, but I'm saying it was more of W.E. DuBois' line of thinking for affirmative action. Yes. Which I, the only thing I have with, the problem I have with affirmative action is that it's just, then you kind of are like making then black people feel like they're only qualified for something

because of this affirmative action law where they've been qualified the whole time. You know what I'm trying to say? It's like, if I say, hey, you got this job because we need three black guys, it's like, why? Then it's already making me feel like I'm an outcast when I didn't feel that way to begin with. It kind of makes it feel like it's like you're already putting in their head

that you're an outcast and we have to do this one. Why is that a thing? If you really want equality, then we all go for the same jobs. Right. I mean, I think- I'm a white piece of shit, but I feel safe I can say that

because I'm in a baseball jersey and I got my Jordan 1s on. Exactly. Yeah. So I'm safe. You just look like'm a white piece of shit, but I feel safe I can say that because I'm in a baseball jersey and I got my Jordan 1s on. Exactly. Yeah. So I'm safe. You just look like you just walked out of a Models and you forgot your hat with the stickers on it. Yeah, it's just what it is.

I told you I got a fucking cop haircut and a liberal brain. It's... Yeah, I mean, the interesting thing is you see this kind of... You see these two sides of the coin of the black struggle kind of throughout American history.

I will say one thing about you is even though you have one eye, you always do see two sides. I see two sides with my one eye. With your one eye, you see two sides. I'm a one-eyed kid who sees both sides. Yeah. So you see these two sides of the coin of the black struggle come up through prominent members of the black community,

spokespeople for the black community, leaders of the black community throughout history. Because then again, you kind of see it a little bit in Martin Luther King and Malcolm X. Martin Luther King, you know, definitely both of those both of those guys had the same motives,

just like W.E. Du Bois and Booker T. Washington. They both wanted civil rights and equality. Martin Luther King wanted to do it a little bit more conservatively. Peaceful protest. He met with the presidents. He met with Johnson the same way

Booker T. Washington met with Teddy Roosevelt. Peaceful protest. Civil disobedience. Let them do it. We'll work slowly. And Malcolm X wasience Right Let them do it We'll work slowly And Malcolm X was like He wanted to do it Public enemy style

Yeah He put on He started listening To Boogie Down Productions And he was like Let's get the gats out Yeah And let's fucking

Let's get radical Yeah He wanted to do it Like Venetia would do it He wanted to do it His famous quote By all means necessary Right

So it was a little bit Of the ends justify the means. The means justify the ends. What am I trying to say? The ends justify the means. But this problem is like there's no real right or wrong answer here. It's like just what's going to get the results and only history is going to tell us what basically got the results. We're kind of just in the middle of it right now.

And I hope you can get to a place, at least in my daughter's lifetime, where these problems don't exist anymore. Because she's in between black and white. She's Puerto Rican. She does, yes. She's actually the perfect advocate. Yeah, in New York, you had white, Puerto Rican, and black, and that was it. That's it. And, yeah.

So let me just do a quick little fun facts about Thomas Howell before we get into his heavy thinking. First, he was born in Gastonia, North Carolina. Gastonia sounds like a place I'm from because I blow a lot of thoughts. Yeah. Gastonia, North Carolina. Gastonia sounds like a place I'm from because I blow a lot of thoughts. Yeah. So his father died.

He was raised by a single mother, which is why he's probably so prominent because he was raised by only a member of the matriarchy. Yeah. Should we take a second of silence to respect that fucking queen? No. Respect that queen and also like the patriarchy died in his house very early on, which is a good thing for all children. That's why he was such a fucking powerhouse in history. Because he was raised by mom. So he was raised in north carolina but when he was nine years old he came to harlem right and he actually had never even met a white person uh he thought that blonde hair he could when he first time he came to new york and he saw someone with blonde hair he didn't know what

it was he didn't even know it was a hair color he had no idea because mostly in gastonia north carolina was it was mostly within the black community he went to stuyvesant high school which is a prominent new y York City high school, excelled there, and then he was forced to drop out at 17 because of financial difficulties and problems in his home. I don't know what that means. We just found out the kid had problems at home. I don't know what happened.

His mother maybe got involved with somebody who was disciplining her. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We do know he dropped out of Stuy High School, which, like you said, is very hard to get into. You've got to take a standardized test to get into it. Thomas Sowell was a very, very, very brilliant guy. Dropped out, and he was drafted into the Korean War.

He also tried out for the Brooklyn Dodgers. He did try out for the Brooklyn Dodgers. The kid played baseball. But did he get drafted or join the war effort? It says he was drafted in the military in 1951 during the Korean War. Was your pops Chris Pappas potentially? Was Thomas Sowell

the guy that tried to cornhole him? Or do we have the name of the actual soldier who tried to cornhole the great late Chris Pappas? I don't know the name of the guy,

but somebody did try to cornhole my dad in the bunk. Yeah, and your dad? He said it happened at Fort Benny. It was at Fort Benny. And we said on

Weapon in the Morning this morning at patreon.com slash Barry Ridgewood. We're having so much fun over there. We did say that Giannis' father did

push out a frozen shit in the middle of the battlefield that did open up his asshole which with the scarring on the asshole alone got him into the gay part of heaven

when he went through. Yeah, I mean it did rip his asshole and he says it was a frozen turd but it remained to be seen because when he did die we did find

some questionable gay art by the late great Chris Poppins. So the story could have been for your mother that, hey, the reason why my asshole's ripped over is because I had a frozen turd. But the truth is he could have- a little more could have happened at Fort Benny. Yeah, he could have hooked up with Thomas Sowell. It's what it is because- and then, yeah, that would make sense because because you look like a black kid and either your father's Thomas Sowell or David Dinkins. We don't know, but it's not Chris Poppins. It's one of the freaking two.

Because Chris, yeah. So he was drafted into the army, went to Korea, dropped out of Stuyvesant, but then he came back cuz, started at Howard University, which Howard University is like the Harvard of the black colleges, right? That's what they say. That's what they say.

It's a black school in D.C., black university, just like Fisk and uh but then he transferred to harvard the kid went to harvard just yeah went to harvard right where he wrote his senior honors v put your seatbelt on this one we're going to mention the guy that turns you on here is of left-wing german political philosopher carl marx so call marx borderline. Sorry, I'm just kidding. In this era,

it was a good joke, but I just don't know. We can delete it. We can edit it out. I'm sorry. We gotta keep V just comfortable. I'm just kidding.

I was just a joke. I'm sorry about Karl Marx. Marx doesn't know how to make fun. She's in Antifa. I'm sorry, but if we gotta lose it, we can absolutely lose it.

It was the sliding off the seat part. Well, that's why I said put your seatbelt on. I put your seatbelt on so you wouldn't do it.

But it didn't land, so then I had to. I'm just sorry. My cholesterol is too high for this. You do. You've got to cancel your forward membership. I'm sorry. Yeah, I've canceled my forward membership. So Sowell himself was actually a committed Marxist when he left Harvard.

So he was all about being extreme left and the propaganda that Marx. Because let's tell the folks, because you did a good job of explaining this, what is Marxism, if you could break it down in Yanni terms? Marxism is basically this. Hey, you making money, I'm making money. You make a lot more than me. I make less than you. You're faster than me.

You're smarter than me. We're going to get paid the same. We're going to be rewarded the same for the betterment to get paid the same. It's just what it is. We're going to be rewarded the same for the betterment of society. Right. I mean, that's basically what it is. So it is socialism.

Yeah, Marxism is socialism. Now, you have like different, you have communism. You know, basically, you can be a socialist without being a communist. You can't be a communist without being a socialist.

Got it. So that's what it is. Think about it as like, communism is like, let it as like communism is like let's say communism is like Mountain Dew. Okay. Kills your sperm.

And socialism is like Diet Mountain Dew. Okay. So it's just like that. One's a little one's a little one's a little gonna get you really jacked up

to put people in programs and round them up if they disagree with you and the other ones you're kind of just going like hey man we just want 35% of your hard work. And that's it.

That's what it is. Because we're not going to fucking beat you down. Got it. So that's what he believed in the beginning of his life, Thomas Sowell, right after college. He was a Marxist. Yeah, he started out. Because most 20-year-old college kids

don't know fucking anything, as we said today on Weapon in the Morning. And that's why they get all crazy and they do shit when it's like, you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about yet you're 20 years old. Yeah, I mean, but here's the deal. It's all about don't throw the baby out with the bathwater

because Marxism has its merit. I mean, you know, Adam Smith, we can't just go with these extremes like smack shit out of history and totally revere other things. It's like we got to take bits and pieces because we got to treat history like a farmer's market. You go to a farmer's market, you don't fucking knock carrots off the table because you don't like carrots.

Right. You fucking pick and taste. You pick a cabbage and taste it. You pick a carrot and you get a little bit of everything, little corn, little jam, little fucking organic cookies, and you bring the whole basket home. You don't just bring cookies what's the point to be at a farmer's market if you just leave with fucking cookies guys do you want to go to a farmer's market i want to go to as dan said would say farmer's market farmer's market okay so did you get the analogy do you know what i'm saying we did we got it no

yanni that's yanni breakdowns yeah um so so during the 1960s is when uh sowell started to kind of change his positions with stuff and that's when um he started to become uh you know he got he went to stanford's uh stanford university's hoover institute and when he started to kind of think a little bit outside of marxism he started to go to centrist and then he went a little to the right. I don't think he's actually that far to the right at all, but if you talk to some members of the black community, they think he's like

radical right, which is wild. So he went to Harvard and then he went to like the University of Chicago, right? Where did he get his master's and stuff? He's an economist.

I thought the kid, I thought he got it from UCLA, no? UCLA, well, he ended up teaching at certain schools. At UC, yeah. He went to the West Coast to teach, and he ultimately ended up at Stanford at the Hoover Institute.

The Hoover Institute is like a- I mean, Thomas Sowell, if we could post this picture up of Thomas Sowell's Wikipedia, he does look like Giannis in blackface. That's just what it is. Just because he's got glasses on. I mean, anybody who's got glasses on, to me, looks like you. Wikipedia, he does look like Giannis in blackface. That's just what it is. Just because he's got glasses on. I mean, anybody who's got glasses on, to me, looks like you. Yeah, he does. So he ended up at the Hoover Institute,

which is sort of a right-leaning think tank at Stanford University. And so he's a professor, economist. And, yeah, he gradually moved to the right, greatly influenced by the famous, or infamous, depending on what your political fucking affiliation is, Milton Friedman. Okay. Why don't you don't know who that is? Can we explain that?

He's a little five foot two squeak. Do you think he could be Debo Squeak of the Week? Has Debo been reading up on Milton Friedman? Because the chances of Debo ever knowing who Milton Friedman are are 0 to.7. It's just not going to happen. Milton Friedman is the 1976 Nobel

Prize winning economist who advocates the free market. He's all about the free market, baby. All the free market, which Thomas Sowell's all about. Exactly. So that was a big influence on Thomas Sowell. Marxism is not about the free market. No, Marxism is not about the free market, baby. All the free market, which Thomas Sowell's all about the free market. So that was a big influence on Thomas Sowell. Marxism is not about the free market. No, Marxism is not about the free market. No.

But, you know, socialism, we live in what is called a mixed economy. Right. A Keynesian mixed economy. Right. Where we have a free market. Like, even when people say- Shout out the Kinsey scale. Yeah.

Yeah, shout out the Kinsey. Even when people say, like, look at the socialist countries, look at Denmark, look at Sweden. Those are not, listen to me, you fucking idiots. They're not socialist countries. They are just like us, just with more socialism,

but they are free market countries. It is a socialist communist country. It is a little country by the name of China, and they are shaving their heads and blindfolding Muslims from the Uyghur population and giving them birth control and putting them on trains and sending them to re-education camps. But as long as you get your iPhone for half price, who gives a fuck?

You're a T for fucking terrorists. Yeah, and even China had to open up some markets because without markets, you just don't get cooking. Yeah, you don't. That's the thing. Human nature wants to compete. Yeah. Human nature wants things for themselves.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that Jeff Bezos and Neil deGrasse Tyson and all our great thinkers are doing better than you, but guess what? They work harder, okay? They read the books.

They've done the work. They weren't out protesting when they were 20 years old. They were in college, okay? You dumb fucks. Yeah, and there's just one fact that remains that we haven't said and that's no matter what,

your mom votes to the right. She votes to the right and I fucking need music. I need entertainment to come back because I need these white Antifa members to get off the street to stop burning them down and just get into a Dave Matthews concert.

I need them in fucking where they're supposed to be in a Dave Matthews concert. Yeah, I mean, basically, the riots are happening in Portland and Seattle because... Yeah, they can't go see in a Dave Matthews concert. Yeah, I mean, basically the riots are happening in Portland and Seattle because... Yeah, they can't go see their fucking favorite bands. Yeah.

And there's no farmer's markets. Yeah, because they canceled the fucking festival that Benetia wants to get married at. What's it called? Friar Fest? No, the other one. What's the other one where everyone dresses dirty and worships Andrew Schultz?

What's it called? What is it? Coachella? Coachella! Yeah, it's Coachella. There's another one right burning man is canceled burning man that's basically what those riots are is that fucking burning man and coachella are canceled we can't do drugs in the desert and fucking just you know

wiggle around so here's where thomas sall gets a little controversial here's one of his beliefs is that poverty among minority groups is less a result of racial and societal discrimination than of a group's values ethics and attitudes so he basically is saying if discrimination alone were to hold the segment segment of the population back then the american japanese chinese and jewish population would never have been able to accomplish what they have so that's controversial he's basically saying it has nothing to do with race. It's about what you're thinking. I mean, listen.

Which is wild. You can't say that. How would, if I tweeted that, if I tweeted that right now at, you know, Short King, or if I tweeted that, would that not go well? No, that would not go well. That would not go well. That would not go well. Yeah.

At all. Yeah. Thomas Sowell. If I said, could you imagine? Cuz, could you imagine? Thomas Sowell. I'll be Bubbous. Bubbous, you couldn't do it. So Tom tweeted that at Kamala Harris right now? No, it just

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Yeah, there you go. It's just good for everybody. It's one ear fits all. Raycon does not see sex, race, religion, creed, or color. It just sees earbuds, and it says, turn me up, baby. I want to pump the tunes into your ear canal. So, Thomas Sowell, I mean, we start out with W.E. Du Bois versus

Booker T. Washington. Right. Then we get into an era where, you know, it's Thomas Sowell and then it's basically

the only black thought conservatives, my nose itches, sorry, the only two black conservatives, conservatives, leaders are basically

Thomas Sowell and the other guy's name is William Wallace from Braveheart. That's from Braveheart. Well, you have Larry Elders basically Thomas Sowell and the other guy's name is William Wallace from Braveheart. That's from Braveheart. Well, you have Larry Elders, Thomas Sowell. No, but before that, it was just, it was, I'm going to break it down. We're breaking down the black conservative. George Washington Carver?

George Washington Carver is a different era as well. Walter E. Williams. Okay. So you had Walter E. Williams and Thomas Sowell. Thomas Sowell actually famously said there was a time in America where it was just really him and Walter Williams and they had this joke between them that they said that they promised

to never be on a plane together at the same time because if it went down, the black conservative movement would be extinguished. It would go down too. Because there's only two of them. Yeah.

So that's what it was. So these two black conservatives were really, and they were both economists, free market economists, obviously against minimum wage, against affirmative action, free market thinkers, etc., etc., etc. Just less government, pro-market, get the government out, the government assistance out, minimum wage out, and they would have all these arguments for the harm that it does to the country

and specifically to the black community now here is the deal the black community does have i think one of the fastest growing middle classes in the country for sure by ethnic group definitely blacks have done a lot better but when you look at a lot of the things that these guys said back in the uh going back to this you know this early 70s 80s whatever a lot of the shit that they said would be the results of these policies, these liberal policies, no. They kind of seem to be, you're going like, yeah. Yeah.

The black neighborhoods are still fucked. Education is still fucked. And make no mistake, these black communities have been benefiting, not benefiting, sorry, that's the wrong word, Black communities have been benefiting, not benefiting, sorry, that's the wrong word, have been dictated by liberal policies pretty much since Johnson on. Yeah. So it's like, if I was black, I'm saying, you know what? I want to go learn about what fucking these guys were saying.

Yeah. So see what's going on. Let me go find out about Thomas Sowell and William Wallace. In the 1930s. Walter Williams. He says, a massive business failure is under government-sponsored black capital programs of the 60s and William Wallace. In the 1930s. Walter Williams. He says a massive business failure is under government-sponsored black capital programs

of the 60s and 70s. So you had, what Sowell said is he suggested that ghettoizing urban blacks are like immigrants having headed north in waves from the foreign world of the rural south

only in this century. So he's meaning like, listen, when you say you're black, you live in the ghetto, it's all, it's like this mind thing where you use the example of the Irish. He says the Irish progressed rapidly without government aid.

So urban blacks can too. So he said you come into this place and you say immediately you're on welfare because we're helping you because we feel bad and all these things. You're just keeping them down. You didn't give Irish people any welfare or anything like that and they were able to get out of it I know that there's a lot of things that happened to the Irish that did not a lot of things happen to blacks that did not happen to the Irish but there is something where it's like you put somebody on

government assistance they get used to that he also has an example somewhere that I read where he says like you know you raising minimum wage you take and and not raising this and and not you know you don't have to have a skill like you know you make a mcdonald's to flip a mcdonald's hamburgers all of a sudden minimum wage 20 that's going to make people do that job because they don't want to do the effort to get skilled in a labor that you know would actually be beneficial in society and you know it's interesting it's it feels like one of those things where even just two white guys talking about this in 2020 like we need to be in a bunker we need to be protected we can't even say what we're saying yeah well he would he said minimum wage is bad because he took the employer's perspective he's going hey look you know he made

an example of like movie theaters in harlem he said back in the day they would have a young kid who was working there who would walk you down the aisle and find your seat once they started doing a minimum wage uh you had to pay your workers a certain amount, so you couldn't afford all those jobs. You would cut a lot of those positions, and so it leads to less jobs. So that's what these guys are. These guys are trickled down economic people.

The rich create jobs, which they do, but also there's the other side as well. Yeah, as Thomas Sowell said this, maybe people are poor not because they have made bad decisions, but because other people have made bad decisions for them. The liberals and civil rights organizations have their own grand designs to impose on blacks. And the government is there to see

that you have no other choice. If you allow the people to decide, you eliminate all the middlemen, the researchers, consultants, and economists who fatten themselves at the expense of the poor. So he's basically saying, it's kind of like that thing that we've been talking about with managers. Like, you just don't need them. And woke people.

You don't need them. And a lot of these woke activists, that's who he's talking about. Like, you're telling me what to think. They're saying, no, their job literally depends on there being a problem. Right. Like, if there was no racism, if there was no systematic racism, what is Sean King's job? The guy's got a hard enough time making income as it is.

That's why he's been accused of doing all these fundraisers and stuff and keeping the money because where does he get paid for it? He writes articles. Nobody pays for articles anymore. So how does Sean King actually make money? Because I know how we make money. We tell jokes. How do the New York Post

and the New York Times and all that, how do they operate if there's no scandal? How do they operate if you can't read about a person's life being burnt down, if their whole life

is crumbling down in front of them? How does anyone click on that? It's a little word, and listen, I'm going to say a German word for a second, so I'm not turning into a German. Just be careful.

I want to prep you with the German word. If you want to muff your ears, Greeks, it's a little word called schadenfreude which means that you are basically getting happy and pleasure it's like reality tv you're getting pleasure off watching someone's life be destroyed and that's at the point in history that we're at where that is the only thing people care about they don't want to read about anyone getting better from the coronavirus or anybody bet or any any good happening within the racial lines they only want to read about the deaths and they only want to read about the protests and things burning down and it is a big time symptom of a society on the

decline it's the same thing that happened at the end of ancient rome and we're fuck fuck fuck bubba's but what can you do this is a happy happy podcast my cholesterol is too high may not be here next week that was a little segment called Chrissy Longday's Snickers. Why wait? Yeah, it's just what it is because it was a little segment called Chrissy Clip It. It was a goodie. And, yeah, I think Thomas Sowell would probably say that, you know, if anyone who's claiming to benefit the community, you would say,

hey, they're claiming to benefit the community, you would say, hey, they're claiming to benefit the community, but their job depends on saying that they need to benefit the community. Right. So you should treat with, be incredulous about what they're saying because they need the community to be disenfranchised in order for you to need them.

And the quote that Sal said that I was trying to make with the McDonald's example, Thomas Sahl, says, when you raise the wages of unskilled labor, you lead people to substitute capital for labor

and that helps produce high unemployment. So, you know, the skilled labor is out the window because you're saying, I'm going to get paid this much to pretty much do nothing.

That breeds a problem in society. Well, that was his movie theater example saying like, yeah, you start to go like, you start to value the money over the people going like, if I got to pay this guy guaranteed 20 bucks in order for me to increase my profits, I have to eliminate all these other jobs that really were kind of quality of service jobs that I can live without. And then he says this, he says concerning the issue of busing children, they used to, black children would be bused to white neighborhoods.

That was all part of, was it a part of civil rights? Affirmative action, I'm saying? Charter schools, yeah, those are, what are they called? I think they're called charter schools. Or Montessori's? I did my fucking college thesis on it, and I can't, what are they called? Magnet schools. Magnet schools.

Magnet schools where they bus kids in to white schools from black neighborhoods and what Sowell said with that is he said the situation does not benefit black children

and it makes white adults angry the US Supreme Court's integration decision reflects a paternalistic attitude towards blacks and implies that black children

can't learn anything unless they go to school with whites so I agree with that in the sense of like why are you making black children feel like to me it all like why are you making black children feel like to me it all makes it why are you making them feel like outcasts right it's like a white

devil thing to me it's like why are you doing that you know like why why do you i don't know i don't understand it's like if i was a black child which i know i'm not i know i haven't went through anything i know i'm a white piece of shit i'm aware i'm aware i'm aware but it's just like why if to me true equality would be like we're all the same from the beginning i know that there's a thousand things that happen in history i'm so aware but it's like why not like why do i have to say hey you know there's an affirmative action or you're you're coming from this neighborhood and i'm sorry you live there but you hey you're going to school with the white kids now isn't that great no just go we could

we should all be integrated yeah well i it. Liberals would say to you, well, because of systematic racism and oppression, it's not even... Liberal white people would say that. A lot of liberal black people would say that as well. But the whites would be louder with it because I feel like the liberal whites are the biggest problem.

I think both would say that. Extremely liberal whites. Liberals would say, hey, there's been systematic racism. Which there has been. We haven't had an equal playing field. Thomas Sowell had a response to that. His response, which is controversial, is sort of when you look at the Irish,

they immigrated here and their first generation kind of sucked it up. They were forced into conscription to the Union Army or whatever, and they ate dirt they were discriminated against. And then by the second generation, they became cops, got these jobs, and then they progressed up. And the same with the Jews, he's saying. All of them. Yeah.

All ethnic groups. He would say, you could make the comparison to blacks moving from the south to the north. Right. Where they're segregated. He goes, going to the north, he said, basically it was like going to another country. It was like blacks were immigrants,

southern blacks were immigrants to the north, kind of akin to Irish and all that. So he would basically say, ignore white privilege. You know all that shit. That shit doesn't exist. And that's what Booker T. Washington would sort of back. So that's where you can see the connection between guys like Thomas Sowell having their roots in Booker T. Washington's thinking. Just put your head down, fucking work hard, and prove them wrong with results.

In Forbes magazine in 1981, Sal Waserjvini commented, Puerto Ricans, Mexican-Americans, and blacks don't have any higher income than they had before compared to whites. In some cases, they have less because of all these programs. Cuz, if we looked at your DMs, would you say you are the most equal opportunity DMer? Cuz, I guess.

Cuz your fucking, your DMs proves how much of a lover of all races you are. Cuz, I'm a lover of all races. You will see my DMs. I'm telling you, it will not discriminate against color, creed, or religion at all. As long as you got a big dick, you're getting a DM. I didn't see that one coming, cuz. Yeah, it's called the fucking curveball.

Yeah. Chrissy Curveballs. Even though I make a gay joke every time I'm on a podcast. Cuz, your dick is the biggest liberal cuck of all because it accepts all genders, all races, all religions, all creeds. Yeah, it's just what it is. All weights, cuz. I mean, you do not body shame.

You'll take whatever, cuz. Your dick is like the Statue of Liberty. I'm going to call your dick Ellis Island. Give me your tie, your Hungary, whatever, cuz. It's what it is, cuz. Cuz, you fuck everybody. I fuck everybody, cuz your dick Ellis Island. Give me your town, your Hungary, whatever cuz. It's what it is. Cuz you fuck everybody. I fuck everybody cuz my haircuts are fucking Nazi. My dick's a Black Panther.

Cuz it's what it is. Clip it. Clip it. So, yeah. And look Sal's also commented on. Every time you say that it sounds like you're saying Sal. Sal. Cuz you're fucking white trash New York accent. Thomas Sowell, Thomas Sowell,

Thomas Harten Sowell says that he commented on current, on the issues in like 1981 he was saying liberal media bias and judicial activism, you know,

all these things are going to be a problem. He defended originalism, which originalism is what? Like not getting rid of a Confederate statue because it's there? No, I don't know what the fuck that is. Let's look up originalism. Did he make up a fucking word again? Yeah, what Which originalism is what? Like not getting rid of a Confederate statue because it's there? No, I don't know what the fuck that is.

Let's look up originalism. Did he make up a fucking word again? Yeah, what is originalism? In the context of the United States law, originalism is a concept regarding the interpretation of the Constitution that asserts that all statements in the Constitution must be interpreted based on the original understanding of the authors. Got it.

Oh, so it means like it's basically a literal interpretation of the Constitution, and you're married and stuck to it, and it's not changing. He defended that? Because I would argue that I think he would be against that because it's like – No, he'd be for it. Because you can't – because like the right to bear arms is something that like – that was needed in 1780, but it's not needed now. But that's a liberal –

Well, it may be needed back again. But that's a liberal position. So liberals would go more. And you know what? You got to say the liberals. I would think the founding fathers would side more with the liberals on this. Because the founding fathers created the Constitution as a living, breathing document. There's plenty of documented writings by the founding fathers saying that it's to be amended.

That's what amendments are. This thing is supposed to constantly change with the times. But he would say, let's stick to what they said. Right to bear arms doesn't matter. Blah, blah, blah. Don't amend. Don't amend. Don't amend.

We don't need a Voting Rights Act. We don't need this. Women shouldn't vote. You know, of course, all that shit. Of course, those things. I mean, let's come on thomas so all i mean they didn't even have the fucking founding fathers didn't even put women in the constitution to be able to vote are we not supposed to amend that yeah i mean i'm not saying it was a

good decision but i mean the bitches make a lot of noise and ask for votes just what are you gonna do you gotta give them what they want you can't win i'm just such a fucking mixed bag because i just because i am a centrist and i just my, I don't know what to do with myself. But your family votes to the right. My family votes to the right, but it's also like my daughter's Puerto Rican. It's like her mom, when she got pregnant. Thomas O would say you're automatically saying because your daughter's Puerto Rican, she votes to the left. No, but that's the thing.

It's like, well, not if I got something to do with it, she's not. It's just like one of those things where I gave her mother. Her mother, absolutely, I was all for her mother on the right to choose if she wanted to have the baby, but I just said when the baby's born, I want to build a wall around it. It's Puerto Rico. I said, when you gave her baby's birth, I thought you were going to say credit card. Oh, credit card. Yeah, well, you know, I do, you know, it's one of those things which, by the way, I just

got, I'm doing a show August 29th at the Monmouth Racetrack, and my agent said he doesn't know where the deal came from and I think it came from Barney Rubble because the guy's got me doing comedy shows at the Racetrack now but those tickets are on sale.

Go to christycomedy.com for tickets. They're selling quick. It's all outdoors, socially distant. Because how many people have open credit cards in your name?

It's a lot. You're a Christmas tree. You got a lot of ornaments hanging off you. Yeah, sometimes I'll fucking, yeah, I'll get a call sometimes from a credit card company looking for my father

and I say, he's dead. And they'll say, how could he be dead? He just tried. He just fucking went crazy at Sunoco. So because Thomas Sowell, we graduate from Booker T. Washington to Thomas Sowell to today. T. Sowell, he's 90. He's Chris Pappas' age. Wow, T. Sowell's an old kid.

Yeah, Chris Pappins is fucking waiting for thomas so well because they're both korean war vets and they're both gonna end up in the gay section of heaven section of heaven yeah but i mean because you can't be an economist and not be a gay kid no yeah you gotta be a gay kid even though he's conservative he's still a gay kid because of how much reading he did and how many books he wrote only gay guy would sit there and want to write all these books um so then we graduate to uh wait let me let me say one of the one of the main characteristics of black conservatism is its emphasis on personal joints and responsibilities above socioeconomic status and institutional racism so it's that's where i think the problem is the institutional

racism is this is the sticking point to most black people where they're saying, a black conservative would say, we need to get out of that through working hard and more Booker T. Washington type things. So it's a tough thing. Right. I think as the historical experts that we are, you can basically say, my personal opinion is you need both. But it seems like one has really been forgotten

for the expense of the other. It bears noticing. It bears bringing up. Are you putting something on notice right now? Why are you saying you're bearing notice? Because it's a big difference. No, I will fucking put everyone, including myself, on notice. I'm putting my cholesterol on notice.

You're fucking on notice. Yeah. It does bear, the black community, black people, by and large, almost entirely, voted Republican

before. Yes. Yes. I mean, until we get to, Abraham Lincoln was Republican, folks. Because they voted Republican,

I mean, they voted Republican up until, if I'm correct, is it Kennedy? Who was the first one where they started? I think it was Kennedy. It might have been FDR, too. I think FDR got a big chunk of the black vote. No, it's until FDR. The switch started happening at FDR.

Right. Okay? And so that's when the switch started. And so the blacks started voting Democratic there. And then, of course, that was reinforced by Kennedy and Johnson. And they kept voting to the left. But before that, they voted Republican. I mean, the parties kind of shifted in certain things that they believed in to a certain extent.

And, you know, there's a lot of details in there. But blacks didn't always vote Democratic. They didn't always vote Democratic. They didn't always vote Democratic. Abe Lincoln was a repub. They were a repubby-pubby, but then the Democrats came in with a type of – or the Republicans had a Southern – I think it switched when they tried to steal the Southern vote. The Democrats tried to steal the Southern vote. Well, I think –

Something happened. It started to switch when Democrats started to try to appeal to racist white Southern voters a little bit more. Yeah, it started. And now it's kind of pinnacled in. I'm sorry, when Republicans, I'm sorry, when Republicans started, Republican politicians started to try to appeal a little bit more to racist white Southern Democrats to win that vote. Blacks kind of switched. They started voting for more liberal left policies.

But those policies were protecting their civil rights. You're talking about the Voting Rights Act. You couldn't disenfranchise black people. So it's all based in somewhat good things. You can't just say, hey, babe, Thomas Sowell, just like everyone's in charge of their own destiny, just work hard. It's just not realistic.

But you also can't just set up a complete safety net for a whole race of people and say hey guys this is the only way you can make it so the truth like all things like our sexualities lies in the middle it lies in the middle it lies in the middle and that's the thing and that's you know yan's very good way of explaining it and then it kind of just like it like anything else it goes too far it's like first it starts out with what you were saying which is good things the democrats trying to get the southern vote that way but now it's pinnacled in chuck schumer and nancy pelosi walking into congress like they're extras and coming to america i mean it can't happen it's what it is it just goes too far because most most importantly the black people can see through your fucking bullshit if you're walking into

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So now, we go from Thomas Sowell and- I mean, Vanity has got her text up on the notes. I mean, because we're looking at your text. I mean, what are you doing? We're looking at your text. Who's Ramon? Because you better hope your pop's not watching this. Yeah, cuz we can always threaten.

Venity can't do anything to us, cuz we can always just say we're gonna tell your baba. Yeah. So, now let's graduate to today, cuz. Yeah, let's get back to the notes. What makes this episode so interesting, the history of the black conservatives, is because now, today, the black conservative movement, believe it or not, is

stronger than it's ever been. And let me say this because a lot of people don't know this. More black people voted for, I'm sorry, more black people voted for Donnie Trump than they did Romney and the Republican before him, George Bush. George Bush. George Bush. And McCain. And McCain. So Donnie T has a high percentage of black people voting for him because he's a Republican and blacks almost exclusively vote Democrat.

So the black conservative movement, the black Make America Great Again hat crew has grown. Their most prominent members is just a little bit of a piece. Who? Candace Owens. Candace Owens. Candace Owens. She's not a bad looking person.

Yeah, Candace Owens. And biggest thing is she's married to a white man. That's the problem with her. That's the thing. So nobody's going to listen to a word she says on the left because of that. Candace Owens has been DM'd. It's what it is. Candace Owens

When you listen to Candace Owens, I understand she gets radical, but she does say things that are based in fact sometimes. So it's hard to disagree with someone all the time when she says, I have a fact to back this up. It's the problem. I'm going to give my fucking Jerry Springer, Yanni Longday thought of the day. Let's do it.

You got to stop fucking judging people on their person and revering or hating people based on ad hominem attacks. Listen to what they say. Cherry pick what you like. Create your own thing, whether they be liberal or conservative, and fix it, baby, because life is a farmer's market, and you can't just leave with cookies. That's what it is. That's Yanni and homonym, Yanni and homo.

Right, Jong-Jang. So we got Candace Owens. We also got Antonia Okafor. She's another big no relation to Emeka Okafor. Maybe, maybe. I haven't looked into that. Great ball player, Emeka Okafor. Not really.

He was a great college ball player. Great college ball player. But he kind of was a bust. And an academic All-American. But he was kind of a bust. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess he kind of was. In the NBA, academic All-American. But he was kind of a bust. Yeah, oh yeah, I guess he kind of was. In the NBA, he was a little bit of a bust. Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell.

Now this is, here's a list of like prominent, current prominent black conservatives to let you know that, hey, it's not just Candace Owens out there. And these people are some prominent people. And they always just get made fun of in the media. Herman Cain, Allen West. I mean, it's kind of interesting. Herman Cain is a fucking CEO. I mean, he's a multi-millionaire.

The kid made some sticks. The kid sold some fucking tickets. And then we got Alan. Cuz, are we going to put tickets to your birth of your child on StubHub or not? Abso-freaking-lutely. We want to do it. And we'll give Patreon members a discount. Absolutely, cuz.

Cuz, we're abso-freaking-lutely. We want to do it, and we'll give Patreon members a discount. Absolutely, cuz. Yeah. Cuz, we're abso-freaking-lutely. Yeah, your wife better be in on it. And then Allen West. Who's Allen West again? Can you look up? Allen West is real. He's a former military guy, and he's a very prominent member of the black conservative

movement, and he goes around and gives a lot of speeches, and I've listened to a lot of things he said, and he's kind of just like, he seems like a real guy, like a guy based in reality. But look, Texas Republicans, a lot of people are against him, so I don't fucking know. But he was a former,

it seems like he was a former congressman. Former congressman, but he was also in the military. He's definitely a military guy. Yeah, American politician, retired U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel. Wow, he's a lieutenant lollipop. He was a lieutenant lollipop, and he was also Colonel Cuddles.

Yeah, Persian Gulf War in Iraq. Yeah, so he's a war veteran and a former member of the House, I believe, and served in the Persian Gulf War and served in the Iraqi War. So we have Alan West. Let's go back to our list because our list is getting longer. Well, our list, well, before. Thomas Sowell was a cute kid. Cute kid. So was W. Dubois.

Yeah. But the list also, if we could go back to the notes, V, the list in 2001, there was a list. If we could just go down a little bit because it's interesting how, like, you know, entertainment and all these lists. It's just, no, it was in your notes, V. If you just go back. Yeah, here we go. In Ebony, a very prominent magazine, in May of 2001 listed their 100 most influential black Americans. And it did not include Thomas Sowell, Shelby Steele, Armstrong Williams, Walter Williams, and most notably Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

I mean, Clarence Thomas, it didn't include them because they were conservatives. Well, here's the deal. Clarence Thomas, I'm 79 years old. You're an old kid. I'm a little older than you kids and I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling in my business. Yeah, it's going to be good because your daughter's going to be able to be on Medicare. So here's the deal.

The Supreme Court in America, in our system, is a very powerful institution that a lot of people criticize. They criticize the founding fathers and they call it the runaway court because they basically make law of the land. And so whoever's on the bench is really fucking important to what you believe. Right. So Clarence Thomas, a little guy named, there was another guy named. Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Brent Kavanaugh.

Oh, yikes. Those two, what they have in common is Clarence Thomas at the time, he was accused of sexual misconduct and harassment by Anita Hill, who said that he put a pubic hair on a Coke can, which is, I mean, that's a wild thing to do. It's a wild thing, but it was a very famous thing. Obviously, much like Kavanaugh, the hearings happened. It was a big media thing, and he was cleared. It was found that, you know, hey, we're going to give him the job.

It's not credible enough. It's a he said, she said. We don't have any evidence, blah, blah, blah. But it was a strong attempt to get rid of Clarence Thomas. I met Clarence Thomas. What? I met Clarence Thomas. I met Clarence Thomas. What? I met Clarence Thomas. How did you meet Clarence Thomas?

Because I went to the American University. My mentor, the head of the American Studies Department, I was an American Studies history major. Did Clarence Thomas need to get de-escalated or what? It was Edward Smith. My mentor was a black kid. He leaned right, and he was friends. Wow.

We were doing a class in the Supreme Court and we went and we met Clarence Thomas and listened to him speak. The kid is also squeak. He's squeak. He wasn't that much of a squeak, but a little bit of a squeak. Because you also have a picture in your home with you and President Bill Clinton. So what are your comments on the pedophile ring?

Is he on the Epstein list? I don't know. All I know is that my... All I don't know. I don't have an answer for you. But you do have a picture with Billy Clinton. I do have a picture with Billy Clinton because my brother

used to work for him. Your brother used to work for Cousin. And I've been telling people that your brother is actually the real inspiration of the gay character, gay lawyer character

from the show Scandal. And I've made it up, but people do believe that I have convinced people that the show Scandal, which has a very prominent gay lawyer in the show was actually based off Giannis' $3 bill brother.

Yes. So if you've heard that if you've heard me say that it is a lie but it is believable because make no mistake RIS reality is a suggestion.

It is a suggestion and anything that Chris says Now he's bringing his text back up so buckle up. Buckle up and also Because I get yelled at if I do this on the podcast yeah just also remember

anything Chris says it's the chances of it being real are about 5% I would say even lower yeah it's just

it's all he's a liar it's a liar so yeah you can stop DMing me about drug counseling I've never done blowing my life

it's never happened the kid is a liar he does it for entertainment purposes you gotta treat him the way we treat him Dennis Rodman babe go with the fucking flow drug counseling. I've never done blow in my life. It's never happened. The kid is a liar. He does it for entertainment purposes. You got to treat him the way we treat him. Dennis Rodman, babe, go with the fucking flow.

Go with the flow. It doesn't matter. What are we going to read now? I just wanted to say that on August 12th, I'm going to be doing one show. That's it. Just one fucking show.

You might add a second one. No, I might add a second one, but I'm only performing once, and that's going to be at Soul Joel's Summer Comedy Festival in Royersford, Pennsylvania. Shows at 7 p.m. Go to souljoels.com for tickets. That's it.

I'm doing one fucking show. Why not? Also, yannispoppiscomedy.com. They got to be up there, right? I haven't put them up there. Put them up there. By the time the episode comes out, it will be on yannispoppiscomedy.com and historyhyenas.com for Yanni's Day. Just know it's August 12th and I'll be posting a link

so look for that but you can go to SoulJoel.com and get tickets at the Royerford's Outdoors. It's outdoor, socially distanced, all that.

Yes, we're only doing outdoor shows and Soul Joel, our good friend of the show, we love Soul Joel but he is the inspiration for Franks and Beats. I mean, yeah,

the kid, I mean, he is the definition of it. I mean, he's F&B Incorporated. Yeah, he's F&B. He's the greatest guy. I love Soul Joel and when I started out, Soul Joel gave me a lot of work so let's the definition of it. I mean, he's F&B Incorporated. Yeah, he's F&B. He's the greatest guy. I love Soul Joe. When I started out, Soul Joe gave me a lot of work. So let's get back to that.

And here we go. And just when we were kind of fumbling around how the historical basis of the Republican, Democrat, black vote, and we have it here, from Reconstruction right after the Civil War period up until the New Deal, where pretty much America became the good guys, the black population tended to vote Republican. pretty much America became the good guys, the black population tended to vote Republican. During that period, the Republican Party, particularly in the southern United States, was seen as more racially liberal than the Democratic Party, primarily because of the role of the southern wing of the Democratic Party as the party of racial segregation and the Republican Party's roots in the abolition movement, a la Abraham Lincoln. Black started

to shift in significant numbers to the democrats with the election of fdr and continue with the election of jfk so there you have it yes so let's let's pull that list up of prominent democrat uh republican blacks again and then and then also can we just read the atlanta agreement before we end the episode sure and we but we also got to talk oh we got to talk a little bit but let's let's get that list up again yeah so we got Clarence Thomas uh Rod Page Alfonso Jackson I mean these are all Colin Powell of course Condoleezza Rice these were two cabinet members black very high level Tim Scott these are all politicians keep going I think right now actually there's 237 or something black members of the House of Representatives,

which is about 12% of the House, which is on par with the population number that the blacks are, the population. Blacks are about 12, 13% of the overall population. In the House, at least, they are accurately represented. Right now, it's historic. At this moment, there's probably 200 and something, I don't remember the exact number black members of the house of representatives so that's something but here's some more big fucking you got you got ken blackwell you got uh you got a lot of people you got a lot of these are all politicians though right these are just let's get back to the black conservatives

though because a lot of people never heard these people's names i mean they've heard herman cain only thing people do is made fun of herman cain the media all they've, because a lot of people never heard these people's names. I mean, they've heard Herman Cain. Only thing people do is made fun of Herman Cain. The media, all they've done is made fun of Herman Cain, and the only thing they've done is made fun of, um, of, uh,

who's the Secretary of Housing? Uh, Condoleezza Rice? No, he's a brain surgeon. Ben Carson. Ben Carson. He's a fucking brain surgeon. He's a fucking brain surgeon. That kid'll fucking,

that kid'll take out your medulla omelette, God, and put in some sauce. Look, I'm just saying, Reverend Al Sharpton, who is a liberal, who

got a fucking show on CNN or whatever it is, is one of the most corrupt figures in New York City local politics fucking history.

He also had a horrific perm for most of the 70s and 80s and was fucking grossly overweight. But the kid would walk around with a $20 million Rolex and show up at fucking any race hustling event that went down. Go Google Tawana Brawley. It was all made up.

He probably orchestrated it. The kid lost the weight doing keto. Yeah, Tawana Brawley was a big, big story in New York. But he was, I mean, he's a fucking, I mean, he's got a checkered passport, but they got him on video. They got him on video as an undercover sting, taking money, taking fucking bribe money. And the kid's on TV, and nobody even fucking has a good thing to say about Ben Carson, who's a brain surgeon. Yeah. So you got to ask yourself, am I fucking conditioned to think a certain way? I don't know. I'm a liberal kid, to be honest with you. Yeah, no, we know. Yeah. So you gotta ask yourself, am I fucking conditioned to think a certain way? I don't know. I'm a liberal kid to be honest

with you. Yeah, no, we know. Yeah. So, we got a lot We got a lot. So let's just real quick, just the Atlanta Compromise, what the Atlanta Compromise This was Booker T. Washington. This is Booker T. Washington It was an agreement struck in 1895 between Booker T. Washington

President of the Tuskegee Institute at the time. Well, president of the Tuskegee Institute at the time. Well, he founded the Tuskegee Institute. He's founded it. And other African leaders and Southern white leaders. Oh, but the agreement was that Southern blacks would work and submit to white political rule while Southern whites guaranteed that blacks would receive basic education and due process and law. Blacks would not focus their demands on equality, integration, or justice. And northern whites would fund black education charities. So it's just kind of like anything else in agreement.

It's like you give a little, take a little. But I understand how blacks wouldn't be happy with this. But I also understand how it may have been a thing that could have pushed things forward. I don't know. Well, that's the thing. It's like you read that today, and you're going like,

oh, that doesn't sound good. It obviously didn't sound good to W.E. Du Bois, but at the time, you got to put people in their historical context. This was a kid who was born into slavery, who founded the Tuskegee Institute, who was trying to empower his people through uh economic liberty achievement trade skills so he was trying to broker a deal

in the south with these fucking racist southern people w.e. du bois that's the catch that's the thing it was southern weight racist whites he was living in that world and also when you look at some of the segregated areas in the segregated times, you look at some of those, like we did an episode on Tulsa. That was during segregation. Right. Those places flourished. Right.

They were flourishing more than white areas. So you can't say Booker T. Washington was all wrong. Right. Because he was saying, fuck it. You guys want to think you're better? Fine. You want segregation? Fine. Have your fucking thing. Just give better? Fine. You want segregation? Fine.

Have your fucking thing. Just give us this so we can build our own thing. Because he was thinking long term. Booker T. Washington was thinking, you know what? We uplift ourselves, and then eventually they'll see it. And in the future, down the road, when generations go by, everyone will come together. That was his plan. He was thinking long term.

W.E. Du Bois was like, fuck that. I'm listening to what you're saying. That in, in, fuck the context. Fuck where we are. Fuck those people. It's not right. We need to change that fucking now. Let's do that fucking now.

I don't give a shit about your long term plan. Long term plan. Give me justice now. That was the difference between the two of them. Neither one of them was all bad or all good. Yeah. They're all in the middle. They're all in the gray zone. Go to patreon.com're all in the middle. They're all in the gray zone.

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By canceling every single thing, every time a question is brought up that you don't like, by canceling them, it does nothing at all. It does nothing. But keep the people down that are trying to get up. It keeps them down. And it's just shitty journalists and shitty fucking comedians on Twitter or bloggers on Twitter that only do that shit because they are not talented at all and the only way they can even make a cent of money is by keeping the division alive.

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All right, here's the newest members of the matriarchy. Without further ado. Okay, here we go. My chihuahua raped my pit bull. It's what it is. And actually, I used to have a chihuahua who did that. Yeah, there we go. My chihuahua raped my pit bull. It's what it is. And actually, I used to have a chihuahua who did that. Yeah. There we go.

Then we got Texas made suck your toes and eat your holes. Hey, McConaughey 2020. Goody. That's Drexler right out the bat. That's a goody. Yeah. We got a fully charged $3 bill de Blasio. Goody.

Catapult. Yeah. Roll out the catapult. You know where to put him. Then we gotrissy and his corn nuts been nutting in dude's butts what no yeah he goes over the wall into the list then we got lewis martinez uh then we got ku klux chrissy in the sheets steel pipe chrissy in the streets uh it's a funny but it gets to the drexler because we just we can't support that

can't support that uh peter welsh then we got james my wheezy piece has the rona fuck you uh oh that's a drexler it's at least a drexler that's catapult him onto the fucking list i'm feeling i'm feeling generous today then we got uh we got nicky no dick who sold his piece in the east to help boost the trans fans 10 no no no no no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. You got to take your hat off when a real classic comes through. When you get a reread,

you know it's good. Yeah, just can you... Nicky No Dick, who sold his piece to the East to help boost the trans fans. That's the winner. I mean, how are you going to beat that? No, we said last time

that we did this the last time, and then we... If we don't have a dark horse that comes out of nowhere, that's the clear winner. Okay, number 10, we got Litany Houston, who's a reread. I think with Litany Houston, we had them last week,

but maybe they changed their pledge. Then we got AJ, COVID ruined seeing Chrissy in Boston, so I got tickets to fly to Zany's, and DL ruined that. It's not meant to be, babe. That was last week's too. Is the list fucked up? We may have a fucked up list. Just a couple.

Okay, here we go. Let's see. Fernando Transylvania II second eric prute gagey the guinea goomba uh and then we got chrissy bruise my cooch because he's an eight inch moose okay john mike glasser then we got eric started listening to the potty now i shoot glue in my navel and my ass smells like witch hazel. On the list, but it's definitely, all these guys are getting on the list, but they're Drexlers. Kylie, Kalamari, a.k.a. Major Mojito. We had that one last time.

That was last time, yeah. Some rereads, but maybe they changed their pledge. That's probably what it is. They moved up to 10. No, but then, no, they wouldn't be on the list again. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Robbie with a it out. We'll figure it out.

Robbie with a tiny knobby is on his way to crack open Yanni. You know what it is? Venetia probably just got a little distracted because she was redoing another draft of the email she's going to send once we get something. Way down there. Yeah, it's just what it is. She's just focused on that email. Yeah, it's just what it is. Then we got Chubby Balls.

Chubby Balls. Sandmonkey with a cut piece and cute feet. I've got no hands and no feet. How much will you charge to beat my meat? We had him. I know. Then we got the rigorous Frankie Fettuccine. Rigorous Frankie Fettuccine gets a Drexler.

Johnny Femus, a.k.a. Crumb Bomb. Jess Lindquist. We got Colonel Cupcake, Cracked Open, Cuddling Cock, and Catch and Come. Then we got Mr. I.C. Wiener. Then we got Non Toot, New York City iron worker brute. Didn't wear a cover. Now the safety girl from my job is my baby's mother. Fuck Local 3, RuPaul 2020.

We had this last week. These guys were, yeah, these are all goodies too. Okay. I'll just read them. Joe Seth Archie, DJ Mizop, Scarlett Villatoro, Keon, Chrissy, please fill my prostate like a $3 bill till 3, Esprit, Cody Ladd, Matt, Venity, his dad won't let Andrew Schultz come over.

It's what it is. That gets on the list. Then we got call me $3 Bill Buckner because I'll spread my legs for your balls. By the way, you're the winner for last week. We never put it on Patreon, but you're the winner. You're the winner. Caleb week yeah we never put it on patreon but you're the winner yeah you're the winner caleb zaloga mike then we got i'm a factory and chrissy is a retired horse i'm gonna crack them up and make some glue these are all last weeks these are last weeks then we got um uh yeah yeah let me uh i think we're having some technical difficulties on this but it's okay

should we pause it and just figure out what's going on? Emmy up to $10 because I'm Franks and Beans Cuck. Matthew Scholes. Then we got Caleb the Sperm Bank. Hold on. Caleb the Sperm Bank Night Janitor who takes home extra baba ghanoush. Okay. One or more. Then we got Salma.

No fumes, Sandra Dee, but make no mistake, Chrissy Dee can crack open this Middle Eastern pea. Praise Allah. My cousin who's a muzzy drinking smoothies with the cuties changing gender like the weather says ladder 14. Go fuck yourself. That's a goodie. Bluegrass monkey with nuclear fooms. Daddy says don't vote Democrat.

Keeley, Rave, Kanyash, Jane Hooker, Sam Nimer, Tyler, I ate bat stew, got the woo flu, now my butt is leaking poo. Kennedy. Wait a second. Is that not a repeat? I think it might be a repeat. That's a strong on the list either way. Then we got Cock and Tuck, Shane McCullen, Lucas Kaczynski,

yeah, guys, straight to the back. Then we got Matty, the Irish cuzzy, the Adolph lady hips, and the Suzuki sauce monkey, Swain. That's last week. Yeah. Sid Batson. Then we got this is the one that gave the Bill Buckner one a run for its money, Kareem Abdul-Fumar. Yeah, Kareem Abdul-Fumar.

Yeah, Kareem Abdul-Fumar, you're right there, but I'm giving it to Bill Buckner. But it could have went either way. Listen, I'm going to read another 25. Here we go. Pixel packet, then we got Father Bill fed me a pill, and when I came to, I was coated in glue. That's on the list. Yeah, but that's last week. All right, but I'm throwing him again. He gets a double.

Flapface, old clown feats last week. Frankie Max, Weppa in the morning, Weppa in the evening, Weppa at suppertime when pizza's on a bagel. Get the fuck out of my city. Yeah, it's on the list. That's a new one. That's on the list. Yeah, that's on the list.

Then we got Lisa, Crash Bandicute. Then we got Mira, Chrissy, it's on the list. That's a new one. That's on the list. Then we got Lisa, Crash Bandicoot. Then we got Mira, Chrissy, It's Me, Mention My Zoom Classes in Your Stupid Skits or I'll Whip Her Your Lunch Lady Ass. Put it on the list. Okay, yeah. Then we got Jared, Not Sean Alexander. We have a fun time on this podcast.

We really do. Then we got Zachary, Dalton, Markle. Then we got Steve, Becoming a Non-Tude for the Daily Chance to Get a View of Chrissy or Yanni's Glute Shoot or Glue Gun Smith. Where Yanni's glute shoot or glue gun. Smith. Where the fuck did glute shoot and poop flute and skin flute come from? Yeah.

Dan Caulfield. Robbie Bobby. Robbie Bobby, no doubt. Swallow rope. So babies come out. Then we got Colonel Crack Me Open Cutie reporting for duty. Yeah. O-O-D-I-E.

Yeah, put him on the list. Yeah. Then we got Yanni Marquis Shod. F-F. Cumck, Pappas. Okay. Austin, Odelin, Austin, Odelin. Then we got Hardcore, FCF, who's headed straight to the back because I'm just here for the content in the Mesh 2020. If it gets muffin chops cooking like that, I'm throwing him on the list.

Then we got Vanity for Torch My Deli on Flatbush and 3rd Avenue. Put him on the fucking list. Put him on the fucking list. Then we got Steelpipe Chrissy Torch My Deli on Flatbush and 3rd Avenue. Put him on the fucking list. Put him on the fucking list. Then we got Steel Pipe Chrissy, It's What It Issy, Yaskas. Then we got Tanner, My Dad Evaded My Taxes Last Year, So Now He Calls Me By My Prison Name, Sweet Meat, Mitzel. Drexler. Strong list.

Then we got Greek Florida Squeak Chasing Bugs Like a Fumigator, Charles McBride, DJ. Then we got The Twink Tra trapped under Tim Dillon's sink. Yeah, put him on the list. Put the fucking... But that's last week, though. Is it? Yeah.

How did I miss that? Was he just that much upstaged by Kareem Abdul-Fumari? I think so. Yeah, we just had such a strong list. We'll throw him on this week just as a fucking... The twink caught underneath Tim Dillon's sink is a goodie. Yeah. Then we got Nate Heinerich, game winner bounce pass to Father Bill.

Put him on the list. Yeah. They're all losing to the guy. Then we got Yahweh Juggs, missed grandfather Bill Claus, Eslo KS, Todd Kirkland. Then we got Luis Sasson Fumes. Was it 10 out of 10 Alvarez? Wait, wait, wait. Sasson Fumes?

Sasson Fumes. He's a repeat too. He's trying to sneak back in there. Sasso Fumes is a classic, though. Yeah. Sasso Fumes is a classic. Yeah, I'll read 20 more, and that's it. But he's so much a classic, I remember him.

Yeah. So if we didn't read your name, don't worry. We'll catch up next week. We'll get you. We had a technical difficulty. Chrissy D., will you marry me? Patty, I can't catch AIDS twice. Conway.

Then we got Tommy, a German kid with an Irish name and a Mexican situation. Call me California Chrissy D. Ryan. Put him on the list for the creativity. Then we got Jacob Yell. Arek shoots enough glue to fill a shoe or two. Para. Then we got Chrissy and Yanni for Prezi 2020 with all the votes from the Eastern Hemis. A lot of 14. Then we got Happy Birthday Chop Cheese Love Baby Bubbles. Then we got Aaron Hunter. Then we got Mayor of Browntown with an addiction to Claritin, tucking it back for Lieutenant Lemon Drops.

David, my father might have father-billed me. Now I do open my comedy Walansky. Check out my YouTube. Drexler, strong Drexler. Then we got Chrissy D and Yanni P wrestled me covered in Chobani. Then we got Detective Richard Thickens, a.k.a. Dickie Dumbcumster. Then we got Chuck, I'm here to see the dandelion puppy and puffy nipple poppy crack each other open Resagino.

Then we got Brett. Brett, the FCF, definitely our top pick for pseudo-penis of the year, regardless of what we say after this. No take-backs. Fun one, fun one. Then we got Make No Mistake, I'm paying with my stimulus check. Hashtag Trump 2020. Give him a Drexler just because the kid's taking a little food out of his own mouth to be here.

Then we got Charles 3005, Dylan Ballantine. Then we got Josh pushing poo, makes me shoot glue. What are you going to do? Drexler. Then we got Asher, I'm a Judean kid in Chrissy concentration camps. Makes me nervous sometimes. Rapaport, we don't condone that. No, but I mean, he's a Jewish kid.

It's a funny thing. He's getting a Drexler for that. Yeah. Then we got Andrew Campisi. Then we got jerk off to your own asshole from behind, knuckle up, Donahue. Okay. Then we got Sheffrey. Then we got Chrissy D's pee-pee in a Lululemon teepee while attending RuPaul's speakeasy.

You know where he goes. Roll out the catapult and fucking fling him onto the list. Okay. I'll just do these five more. I'll end at 135, okay? Then we got Sean Rod, Tyler Buttle, The Fantasy King, Frank Thomas has low T in beans. Then we got Caitlin Atkinson.

And then last but not least, you think, what we got. If you don't think every December 7th, I put Panda Express in the microwave for five minutes for the board she got another thing coming wow wow yeah yeah i mean sometimes i mean because we just keep having these dark horses right that last was the last one last one too he goes on the list and he's given a run for the money so it's between the last one and and the first one favorite. What was the first one again? Was it?

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