History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 177 - The Uncomfortable Truth About Gandhi

Episode Date: November 18, 2020

The guys are back in the studio and it’s another episode of going wild. New game show idea: Hyenas talk and people bet if certain things they say are true or not. What do you think Cuz? We love it!This episode is about Gandhi and there are a few UNCOMFORTABLE truths about this Cuzzie. One of the most peaceful guys around, Ghandi was a civil rights leader from Porbandar, India. After living in South Africa and experiencing apartheid, Ghandi returned to India to gain independence from British rule.The kid liked to walk around half naked and promote the revolutionary idea that you can fight for something in a peaceful way. As you may know Gandhi was jailed for organizing protests, boycotting courts and more. He would even protest by refusing to eat for days. He famously protested the British salt tax and embarked on a month long walk to the Arabian Sea with thousands of people. And won! What a guy! But he also did some not good things. For example Gandhi believed in practicing celibacy and would “test” out his ability to refrain from lustful urges with young girls. GA-ROSSS! Listen to the full ep and hear how WILD he was and Gandhi’s enemies were too!REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZWE HAVE A NEW SPONSOR 🚨Brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of Touch a Life, a charity. Located in Ghana, Africa, Touch a Life rescues children from child slavery and gives them a safe place to heal, grow up with an education, and grow as humans. 👉Please visit their website at www.touchalifekids.org, and consider a donation.Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on InstagramSubscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

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You can donate for as little as $20. His real name is Mohandas Ghamashand Gandhi. And he was born October 2nd, 1869 in Porbandar, India. Polar Bear, India. And then he died. Because you can't do that voice anymore. Remember, Abu was canceled for that. Right.

You can't do that. That's right. People are going to call you Hank Azaria. You can't do that. He was canceled. He was canceled. And then he was born January 30th, 1948. I'm sorry.

He died January 30th, 1948 in New Delhi, India. And fucking Indians for smart kids are fucking pretty stupid because they spelled the word Delhi wrong. They put an H in Delhi, and it's stupid. Yeah, it's D-E-L-I. Everybody who grew up in New York knows it's called a Delhi, and that's how you spell it. Because I got to be honest with you, and I know that this isn't the right thing to say. It's a-E-L-I. Everybody who grew up in New York knows it's called a deli, and that's how you spell it. Because I got to be honest with you,

and I know that this isn't the right thing to say. It's a straight line. Because when you say you're going to be honest with me, there's a 20% chance you are. You're spinning the wheel, Chrissy. Whatever comes out of your mouth, it could be a lie. It could be we should have a game show where you just talk and people guess and bet against whether it's true or not.

Let's do it. Is that not a great game show idea? Let's reframe it, and we'll do it. We're going to do it at patreon.com slash bay ridge boys we're bringing back the game show wheel we're spinning the wheel we used to do it we're doing it again seriously do you think that would be a great show it's a great idea it's a great idea that's another show we call it we will figure out a thing and it's just basically you talking yeah and then people get to bet against each other i'd say and win prizes if it's true or if it's not i love it so fucking gandhi every time i see gandhi and i don't know what it is if it's not. I love it. So fucking Gandhi, every time I see Gandhi,

and I don't know what it is, and it's not even me trying to be funny, it's not even me trying to say something that I'm not supposed to say. You just try to get into his car when you see him. No, every time I see, yeah, but every time I see Gandhi, like right now we're looking at a picture of him, and I want a taquito from 7-Eleven.

I just, any time I see this guy, I think about having a go-go taquito, Philly cheese steak go-go taquito, from the 7-Eleven on Metropolitan Avenue in Middle Village, Queens. Is that wild? It is wild. I mean, cuz, the kid walked around. He looked like he just got out of the shower every single day.

Cuz, make no mistake, Venity is zooming in. So we're getting zucchini slices. We're getting fucking zucchini slices. Even though I'm on a diet, I'm keto again. Cuz, he's an Indian kid. We've done it. We also, Nimesh Patel's an Indian kid as well. Okay, so here's the thing with, and again, it's not, it's nobody's fault.

This is just, we didn't decide this. We don't make the rules, but we play by them. This is Jesus or whatever God you believe in. But he is Indian, so he does have fumes. That's just what it is. That's the science of the situation. Yeah. Don't you think it's hilarious that Christopher Columbus,

when he discovered the New World, he just called Native Americans Indians because he thought he was Franks and Beans and he thought that he landed in India, but it wasn't. And then later, everyone knew that those weren't Indians, but we just continued to call them Indians, even though they didn't like it. It's almost like we haybirded them. Yeah, I mean, because make no mistake,

one of my next door neighbors, when I was like 10 years old, their whole family was from Calcutta, and I said Happy Thanksgiving to them like they were Indians that we were celebrating. So that's just what it is in Ridgewood. I mean, how funny, because it's almost like if, you know, if people went to China and they didn't know that the world was rounder like that, and then they thought they were going to see Greeks, and then they just continued to call them Greeks.

Yeah, it's just what it is. Even though they weren't Greeks. Yeah, it's just they're not Greeks. And what's interesting about Mohamedou Ghandi is he's obviously one of the most famous leaders and peace activists of all time. We will get to some dark parts of his history. I mean, there's just some, like anything else, guys,

there's just a little child porn in there. Yeah. It's what it is. It's just when there's good, sometimes it's equally as bad. And people don't want to talk about it because he fits the narrative. Yeah, I mean. But we don't fit the narrative. I don't fit into my pants and I don't fit into the narrative.

You definitely don't. None of us do. The big thing about Guy, he's basically. Right. He's basically like the grandfather of civil disobedience. But it's hard to take the guy seriously because he just looks like he's wearing an adult diaper. Yeah, I mean, Gandhi... He's dressed like

fucking Socrates in the 20th century. I mean, the kid never in his life had a shirt on. Go Google any video of Gandhi and the kid's just walking shirtless with a concave, caved-in fucking chest. I mean, cuz, if that kid got in the round, if that kid got in the ring with me, if Gandhi got into Paulie Gassi's ring with me,

just know he'd get hit with a one-two clean and need an oregano pill to wake himself up. Yeah, I mean, if some kid got on the stage and started talking to me about how he's going to lead a movement and it looked like he was sleepwalking in a bed sheet, I'd be like, you know what? This might be the wrong meeting. You may be the wrong guy.

I need a guy in a suit. I mean, yeah, why is Nimesh Patel not in a fucking bed sheet i'd be like you know what this might be the wrong meeting you may be the wrong guy i need a guy in a suit i mean yeah why is nimesh patel not in a fucking bed sheet way jong jan way jong jan way jong jan because he wanted to come on the podcast today and i told him you were i told him you couldn't because of the baby yeah and now we're doing a podcast about him anyway yeah gandhi we said look we we already we already got the indian we need we're doing a podcast about we don't we don't need yeah we probably should have're doing a podcast about it. We don't need. Yeah, we probably should have brought him in to talk about Gandhi, right? Well, because I think he's Hindu. No, but is he Pakistani?

No, he's Indian. He's Indian, so they're Hindu. And that's where we're going to get to that. There's a lot of interesting things that we learned this episode, like Hindu versus Muslim. Like Hinduism, you just think Hindu is Indian. No, no, Hinduism is just a specific type of Indian. And there's Muslim Indians, and then there's a whole bunch of other ones.

Yeah, the Hindus are the ones that have the caste system. So that's how they do it. They do a caste system, and, you know, if you're born, like, in a lower caste, that's almost like in their society, like, you're kind of like a slave, and then there's the middle, and then there's the top. And then they got all these different castes. And then they got their god has a lot of arms, and he also has like an elephant face.

Yeah, so because the guard has, their god has a lot of arms. Yeah, because. That has to go in the kamikaze. It's got to go in the kamikaze. It has to go in the kamikaze. Okay. Oh, yeah, V saying bring the mic closer to your face, Yanni. People can't hear me.

I talk so loud. I got to have it nice and close. Jesus Christ. By the way, Mahatma, Mahatma, oh, yeah, Mahatma. Mahatma is a term that means great soul. So a lot of people just call him Gandhi, but it's actually Mahatma Gandhi. And it's a religious title like saint in Christianity. So it's pretty much Saint Gandhi.

In India, he's called the father of the nation and also Bapu. So the problem with Bapu is what this episode's gonna be called because there is a little bit of a problem we got with Bapu when he sleeps with 12-year-old girls. Yeah.

We'll get to that. Yeah, later in his life, he would get in bed with 13-year-old girls to test his resolve that he could resist the temptations of the flesh. But my question is, why are you testing yourself and your resilience against temptations with the flesh with 13-year-old girls? Yeah.

Did you want 13-year-old girls? Yeah, we're going to get- That's a little weird. We'll get to it. Let's just say Gandhi would not do good in today's world because of TikTok. So- He would not do good on TikTok. Gandhi also got married at 13 but but to a 14 year old

girl they were both 13 at the time so muhammad born in important bandar india in 1869 october 2nd he came from an upper class family and his father was a leader in the local community um his parents wanted to become a it's a barista it's a barrister so what is a barrister oh it's a type of lawyer cuz barista and barrister is the same shit to me. Same clothes. His dad was a political leader. Okay. He's a politician.

And his mom was like this holy woman who used to fast and stuff like that. And so he really admired his mom. And that's where he sort of got the idea to not eat. Because the kid would not eat to make a point. Yeah, Indians, most Indian people are vegetarians. They're vegetarian kids, so they don't eat meat. They like to just plant. So there's a plant-based burger for them at McDonald's now, which is nice.

So they don't eat a lot of meat. They eat a lot of veggies, which is good. They probably have low cholesterol. Yeah, because cows are holy, right? So cows just roam around India because they don't kill cows. Somebody's killing their wife next door, which is interesting. Something's going on. I mean, what's going on?

We're just dealing with it. You know, what's interesting about this is like, I didn't know the British have been in India for a long, long time since the 1600s. And what were they doing there? Well, they had what initially came with the East India Company, which was basically just English merchants going out and trying to like rule the world. And it was just a company, a trading company where they would take over land and sell cotton and silk and indigo and pepper and tea and all that shit. And it was slavery.

I mean, it was big in the slave trade. And then the East Indian Company was a British monopoly by the mid 1600s. And they pretty much had a press of rule over the Indians. And it's interesting because like the Indians are, they have so many people like, and they've always had hundreds of millions, now billions of people, but they got overtaken by this small English country, which happened so much in the ancient world

where England would just come in and sweep you off your feet because they started marching in with those red coats and those gorgeous fucking steel helmets and those beautiful boats and the Indian people got on their knees and were looking to suck cock and then they got overruled,

which is what would happen to me. Yeah, and they just, they come with you that classy, they just do it in such a way. They say, hey. They say, hello, we're from England and we're here. We are here to enslave you

and civilize you. And you just go, you just feel good about it. And they're here, we are here to enslave you and civilize you. And you just go, you just feel good about it. And they're going, we're going to rape your wife and we'll have some tea. And you'll all be dead. And you just feel good. They just make you feel good about it. They make you feel good about it.

You go, maybe I deserve it. Yeah. So the culture was completely oppressed by the British. Some people say the British didn't treat them too badly, but it's also like, for me, it's like, if you took over my culture and took over my land, it's like, what's the worst thing you could do? Okay, so you didn't rape or kill me that much?

Great. You still took away my freedom and my fucking land. People don't, there's an old expression we've said before in the podcast. They used to say the sun never sets on the British Empire. What that means is the British Empire was like, the British Empire is the most successful empire in history. More than Rome, although Rome conquered maybe the known world back then, whatever that meant. But I mean, the British Empire,

the sun never set, I mean, they were in the New World, they were in the East, they were everywhere. They were in the Middle East, they were freaking everywhere. So why? I mean, this country was founded by the British. By the redcoats. It's interesting, though, how like- Because when the British were red, did they vote Republican? They had to. They had to.

But it's interesting to me is like how like England now, like a young kid would like, you have to teach them about the superiority of England when it's like, imagine two, 300 years ago, it's like they were number one by a fucking landslide. So that kind of is just how the cookie crumbles and like even with like America,

it's like if the run is over, it's over and it's like, it's a weird time to live in where like, it's this brain fuck where like you can't accept that it's over.

It's over. You know, because it was over for England. It was just over for England when they lost India. It was over. Yeah, and then we were the new dog in town.

That's it. When we kicked them out, we became the new dog. And it's just, we're over now, and China's on the rise. And that's why they named their act TikTok, because they know that our end is near. The end is near. Yeah, the clock is ticking, and it's over. It's what it is, cuz.

Now, Gandhi was famous for, he was nonviolent. He was all about being non-violent and uh which is not this way Paulie Gassi handles that's not what it is so when you tell me we're gonna be non-violent and civil and have civil disobedience I'm like what the fuck you talking about are we shooting pepper sprayer people or not are we who we throwing bricks at yeah I mean you can come with that non-violent thing all you want but what we're gonna do is go see guys in different ways. In a different way, which, by the way, John Alisi,

the guy who said come at you in a different way from the history of the mafia on Netflix, is going to come on the podcast, and it's going to get wild. It's going to get absolutely wild. He has reached out to us through his lawyer. So the East India Company was in there. They were taking salt. You know what? That's what empires do. They go, they mine your resources,

and then they send them back to the upper classes of that country, the motherland, wherever that may be, whether it be Rome or London or Athens, and they just enjoy those spices. Baby. I mean, they just enjoy them. Every war, every ancient war, was pretty much fought over salt.

That's what caused countries to go to war, is they wanted to get your salt because it was the only way to preserve anything. Salt is fucking nature's refrigerators. that's what the that's what caused countries to go to war is they wanted to get your salt because it was the only way to preserve anything salt is fucking nature's refrigerators yeah so that's just what it was it was about salt and this was no different the tax here on salt in india was so basically in india you couldn't use and mine your own salt or if you did you have to pay a major tax to the british the british on the salt which is fucking wild. It was actually illegal for anyone else to make salt and sell salt. The British wanted a complete monopoly on that.

Yeah. And that's, we'll get to that. That happened later in Salt March. We're jumping ahead. Yeah, we're jumping ahead. But that's what we do. But how did fucking Indian kids, let me ask you this though. Yeah.

Let me fucking ask you this. How did Gandhi's mother or anybody living in India, how did they make sauce with no salt? Well, they did it. They make Indian food, which by the way, is delicious. I love Indian food. Really? I got a question to you. Have you ever tasted Indian food?

What? No. Have you ever truly eaten Indian food? I'm being honest with you. Every time I see a brand new Indian restaurant opening, I say to myself, that's not going to work. There's no way. I've never brand new Indian restaurant opening I say to myself that's not going to work there's no way who's

I've never seen an Indian restaurant packed I don't see anybody fucking out the door for Indian food have you ever eaten Indian food? no you've never had it once I've never had well yeah I mean

I mean I've never I mean I've had a sandwich at Jones Beach you know what's funny is when I met you started hanging out with you, you truly, you didn't eat, you never had sushi.

First time I had sushi was with you. You didn't really eat Greek food ever. Yeah. Right? No, never. The first time I had

something Greek was with you. First thing you had, you never had tzatziki before. Never, I never had tzatziki before. You had it eaten in a gyro at some point. I've never, still to this day,

I've never had gyro meat. I've only had like a chicken gyro. I've never had lamb in my life. So you just don't really do foreign. No. Like your, the ideal restaurant for you is like the other side of a pizza menu. That's what it is. Yeah.

It's like you got the pizza options and then whatever dishes that pizza place makes. I would say. That's where you're comfortable. For me, my diet consists regularly of tortellinis, maybe some type of vegetables, eggs, avocados, salmons, and once in a while, do eggplant parm. Yeah, but also we added in some, there's definitely got to be some mofongo in there now, right?

Yeah, there's always a little, but that's the thing. There's always a little bit of sasson on everything, and that's why I got the ulcer. Kaz, I got a question for you. What is it? When your baby's mama buried her father rest his soul rest his soul he was cremated he's in the living room he was in the living room and make no mistake when on saturday when president-elect biden got announced on cnn the urn shook a little bit i thought there was an earthquake yeah because he was just he was trying to get out he was a puerto rican kid who voted for trump big time so did his daughter did they uh did they put him in the uh when they went to burn him what they call it in there they

put him in a what it's called like the the oven yeah yeah crematorium the crematorium when they put him in the oven when they put him in the the oven, did they put him in there with his MAGA hat and his handball? Why, John Jen? Did they put him in there with his handball? Because Puerto Ricans love a blue ball. Puerto Ricans in the oven. And they put him on. They put him in there.

I was there. They put him in there. He had his Trump hat on. They put his handball. And then the thing is with Puerto Ricans, it's just as the last act that, you know, his wife, his ex-wife, you know, my baby, you know, my girl's mother, the last act like any Puerto Rican, you know, a Puerto Rican thing was put in the oven.

So Liz just came in, she sprinkled a little adobo on the coffin and that was it. Anything that goes in the oven has a little adobo. Yeah, they just sprinkle a little adobo on the body and that's it that's it like if you're not

from New York City you don't understand what a blue ball means to Puerto Ricans I mean what a blue ball is used for is handball so what it is is you smack the ball

against the wall yeah that's what it is and Puerto Ricans love nothing more than spending a Saturday or Sunday with a case full of fucking Budweiser

and a mesh shirt playing handball in July a handball in July. A handball. Literally, they should change. It's Puerto Rican catnip. That's what a handball is. You give a Puerto Rican a handball,

they'll fucking do whatever you say. They just go, they fucking love it. I can say that because I've got a Puerto Rican kid. Yeah, and we can also say it because it's the truth. Because it's the truth. Because it's the truth. It's just the truth. If you grew up in New York City and Brooklyn, you know that those courts were always dominated by Puerto Ricans.

Yeah, because they were out early on a Saturday with a fucking radio and a cooler full of Budweiser's, and they were fucking throwing that ball against the wall. That's what it is, because, and I'm proud to have finally, I'm proud to have carried President Donald Trump's dream of building a wall. I fucking did it. We did it

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You get episodes early, ladder 14s, Chrissy Post's asshole there. It's what it is. And by the way, one of our resident physicians, we have two resident physicians here at the History Ani, is Dr. Andrew Agos. COVID is spiking. You're basically saying the two guys around called to look at pictures of your dick to see what's on it.

It's what it is. So he's tweeted. He's tweeted because he just watched Wepa in the morning. So he just tweeted. He just texted me. He said, Yanni should wear that mask when he eats, and his shirt should say just ate it not just do it that's funny it's what it is so so andragos with fucking shots from the chat room i

mean our fans are so funny go to patreon.com slash paybridge but yeah that's the i should be wearing a mask only at dinner time so i don't eat it's 10 because i'm a fat fat fat kid i mean go become a member support us go interact with the other fans go ask the other fans how they enjoy it once you join you're gonna love it it's what it is because okay so interesting about Gandhi um is of course he went a lot of people know he went to school in London um he actually was a lawyer he became a lawyer in London um what was the university I think it was the university uh or he studied university college London and years later, he returned to India and started his own law practice. But then where really Gandhi became Gandhi was in South Africa, where his practice wasn't successful. He took a job with an Indian law firm, and he moved

to South Africa for 20 years. And it is in South Africa where he was thrown off the train because of his skin color, which led him down that path of trying to free from the oppressor and civil disobedience and be peaceful and make the world a better place. That's what he credits as the moment that really made him into the activist. He had a first class ticket on a train and then somebody complained because he wasn't on the train in South Africa because it got apartheid there and the Indians there were discriminated against. And he resisted. He didn't want to get off the train.

And they violently threw him on the train. And then he said he sat on the platform there and he thought and he thought and he thought. And he was like, how? And that's how he started to figure out nonviolence because he was like, how can we get justice? This is unjust, unjust. I'm sorry. And so he decided nonviolence. That's where he invented nonviolence because he was like, how can we get justice? This is unjust, unjust, I'm sorry. And so he decided nonviolence. That's where he invented nonviolence. So there were two revolutionaries in Gandhi's time, two very famous men.

They both had the same idea. They both wanted the same end goal, but very, very different. So you had Mohammed Asghandi, who was doing it the peaceful way. You just called him Mohammed Asghandi. What is it? I think it was Mohandas, right? Oh, sorry. What did I call him?

Mohammed Asghandi? Mohammed Asghandi. I meant to say Mohandas Kamarchand Gandhi. Mohandas Kamarchand Gandhi. Gandhi. But we can't do this voice anymore. You can't do it. You can't do it.

You can't do this fucking voice. But every other group can come out and do the white person voice. It's what it is. Absolutely. Gandhi but we can't do this voice anymore you can't do it you can't do it you can't do this fucking voice but you know every other group can come out and do the white person voice it's what it is absolutely so you had Gandhi

and then you had Vinayak Damardar Savarkar you had this guy and he was born 1883 died 1966 and this kid he was about

he was an Indian independence activist too but this kid he was fucking violent he started killing people when he was 19 20 years activist too, but this kid, he was fucking violent. He started killing people when he was 19, 20 years old. He got thrown in prison and got two life sentences, somehow negotiated his way out by telling the British government,

I'll do whatever you want, and then just fucking kept weaseling his way back in. He had the nationalist philosophy of Hindu Tuva, Hindu Tuva, which is not Hindu. So what, it's interesting because at the time, this is when Hitler and the Nazis started to gain some steam, you know, late 1930s. So Hindu Tuva, what it was, was that India needed to be a Hindu state. You need to expel all the Muslims and only Hindus. So if you were Hindu, you were in. That's what Hindu Tuva was. And he actually had, Sandera vakar had swastikas and

loved hitler and there was nazi propaganda all over because being this tribalism fascism ideology was going on big time in the late 1930s so it was the stark opposition to gandhi was i want india free of the oppressors and the british and it being only Hindu. And Gandhi was saying, I want India to just be a place where we're all Indians here, but we all love each other. And a big population, a big part of the population wanted Gandhi, and as big part of the population wanted the other guy,

Sandip Vakar, the fascist. Yeah, so you had these two things going on there in India. You had the British rule from the British Empire, and they wanted their independence from that. And then you also had this Muslim Hindu issue. Big issue, which is still a big issue. It became such a big issue that they founded their own country and separated over it.

So it's interesting. Which is what Texas is going to do soon. Which is what Texas is going to do. Not over religion, but over politics. Yeah, and we'll get to the end of Gandhi's life when that comes in interesting. So Gandhi, you know, religion, but over politics. Yeah, and we'll get to the end of Gandhi's life where that comes in interesting. So Gandhi, you know, his revolutionary idea was a country can overthrow its government

through peaceful means only. So he had staged, you know, they would have large sit-ins, they would have big hunger strikes, and Gandhi's famous for the hunger strikes. They would boycott the courts, but they would never do anything violent. It was always

peaceful civil disobedience he was arrested so many times for that shit um so he would and you know that that's how he would do it and actually that would scare the british a lot because it would mobilize hundreds of thousands millions of indians to do it without ever firing a shot what i love about this is there is great ideas have no race or culture. And they're there for anyone. And where he got this idea was really Henry David Thoreau. Really? Civil disobedience.

Yeah. The great Henry David Thoreau was an American kid who lived before Gandhi. Gandhi read about Henry David Thoreau and civil disobedience. It's a great practice. It's ideal. It's like an ideal because you're trying, the whole goal is to achieve

and never lose the moral high ground. So you kind of win over the moderates. You can't reason with people who hate you, is what his thinking was. That's what he thought. He's like, so if you're a fucking racist or whatever, I can't reason with you.

Sure. But if you hit me and then I hit you back, fucking racist or whatever, I can't reason with you. Sure. But if you hit me and then I hit you back, then I don't have the moral high ground over you. Good. So I can't win over the normal people.

Right. The people who are looking, they won't feel bad for me because I'm hitting you back. So they'll rationalize, oh, I'm hitting him because he's hitting me. Yeah.

So the whole point is you go in there, you take the abuse of your abuser, but you come out looking morally superior. And you can't go after everyone. You're not going to win everyone.

Not everyone's going to be a fan in the words of the great Bill Cosby. I don't know the secret to success, but I know the secret to— But I know it has something to do with putting you to sleep. Yeah, it's what it is. I don't know the secret to success, but I know the secret to failure is trying to please everyone. So Gandhi pulled a Bill Cosby and did not try to please everyone. Yeah, he's quoting Cosby from a time before we knew cosby it's what it is it's what it is it was a good quote up until about i don't know hannibal burris 1913 2014 2014

so gandhi uh you know martin luther king jr nelson mandela of course they all always love gandhi quote gandhi i mean everybody knows Muhammad Descandi. What you, oh, another big part before we get to the fucking twisted part of Gandhi's life, which a lot of people don't know about, but the salt march. A lot of people have heard of the salt march. So as we said, salt was heavily taxed by the British

and there was salt everywhere in fucking India and the Indian kids couldn't take it. The British taxed salt. Well, this is what really actually made him. No'm just gonna want to piggyback in here the salt march this is like towards the end of his life and the salt march is really what made him an international like known star let's call him a star i mean the guy was a star at this point because the salt march attracted the media from all over the world yeah so he was 61 years old um he walked um he walked 240 miles to the arabian sea from his own uh church where he was in india it was

241 miles he would walk 10 to 15 miles a day for 25 days from march to april in 1931 along the way thousands of indians joined him in his. He passed through villages and would encourage officials to resign from their posts and join him. And a lot of them did. He was kind of like a fucking Forrest Gump. He was a little Forrest Gump, you know? He was a little Forrest Gump. And yeah, because it was illegal for anyone to make salt besides the British Empire, that was the point of this.

They were rebelling against that and the tax. And you know what? If it would have happened today, there's no way Nike wouldn't have sponsored this and made a commercial out of it it's what it is like these guys are walking but they're walking in these great walking shoes they're working these great fucking walking shoes right now there's nothing that a company doesn't love more than getting in yeah on a cause and colin kaepernick did it all for the cause he had nothing to do with his new 45 million dollar nike contract so it's what it is um so and and all that was peaceful and good.

There were actually no problems. The British were allowing all these Indians, you know, to walk through the streets and, you know, and it was kind of

just like they were just letting this happen. No issues. You know what I mean? People were putting on their goggles and stuff because it was a sandstorm. But what did you do?

Wei Zhongzhen. Wei Shanshan. Wei Shanshan. I was just kidding. It was a stupid joke. I've probably run the sand joke into the ground now so let's retire the sand joke no more sandra but let what sandra dees that's it it's over muhammad

asked gandhi um he he was it was with all his followers and there were no issues until he reached the arabian sea because where there's ara Arabs there's trouble way John John I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm just kidding Allah Akbar you know I'll fucking praise be to Allah and we are brought to you by one of our favorite sponsors by Raycon.com slash hyenas

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I got to get out of here and get back on the battlefield, guys. The Arabians see Gandhi and his supporters in a move to defy the British policy by making salt from seawater. He fucking got some salt by the beach

and he put it in his bag. And just that little movement was enough to kind of send shockwaves throughout the Indian population that followed him and loved him, which was in the hundreds of millions. And it made the British really fucking scared because they knew they're about to lose this country. Yeah. And they eventually did lose the country. And it's crazy because they were outnumbered. The British were outnumbered like 40 to one or

400 to one or 4,000 to one. Yeah. I mean, at any point, the Indians could have revolted and killed all of the British colonialists, I guess. Yeah. But they didn't. And that's the power of the Gatling gun. It's what it is. I mean, the British had the Gatling gun. Also known as the devil's breath.

Yeah. The Gatling gun just kind of kept everyone. I mean, that's how they really conquered in the 20th century. Yeah. Was that Gatling gun. They went into South Africa. They went into India. And that's what it is.

So Gandhi got put in prison for that little salt march thing. But the British were scared to keep him in prison because they thought if this kid dies in prison, we're fucked. So they would constantly release him from prison because the British were genuinely scared that the guy was going to die and then the Indian people would revolt. So Gandhi then later meets with Lord Irwin, who's the Viceroy of India. I thought Viceroy meant Spanish cowboy I think it you know what maybe it does also let's just say the so so Lord Irwin's the Spanish cowboy of India why not but he works for Britain I mean why not I think Viceroy is sort of like uh during the Ottoman Empire they would have caliphs right or people who ruled over

yeah he was the he was like uh and what are they called in the ottoman go for research but a viceroy is basically he would rule over he was the authority on behalf of the king or queen that would rule over the colony it's what it is because like the ottoman empire they had like a caliph or a local chieftain so so the conscious pilot in the roman empire was that what yeah it was the visceral he was He was like the Viceroy of Palestine. So this guy, Lord Irwin, who was the Viceroy of all of India, he agreed to call off the Sadigara. What is the Sadigraha? Does anyone know?

I think it's a Spanish cowboy. Okay. So the Sadigraha, which we're having two-for-one Sadigrahas today at the History Aiders fucking happy hour in exchange for an equal negotiating role at a london conference on india's future so all he wanted all all all gandhi really wanted was to be able to negotiate for the people of india in london which is very similar to what all the fucking american revolutionary people wanted all they wanted was their voice to be heard

in parliament but they didn't want to do that. So we have to fucking kill a few. Yeah, that's what it is. And a Satya Graha. Yes. It's pronounced Satya Graha. Just use English. Yeah, it's what it is.

It's a policy of passive political resistance, especially advocates. So that. Okay, so it's he coined the term. Yeah, I mean, that's basically means, you know, civil disobedience. So let... Okay, so it's he coined the term. Yeah, I mean, that basically means civil disobedience. So let's get to the... So obviously Gandhi sounds like a great guy

and he is a great guy. He did do a lot of things. But let's get to some of his dark days. Yeah, let's get to some of his dirt. Let's get to some of the parts of Gandhi

that Tim Dillon would say not good. Not good. Also, because he was such a public person, he kind of neglected his family a lot because he was doing all this public service. He was in South Africa.

He did have a wife and kids. People forget. He did have a wife and kids. And one of his kids, who kind of they felt like maybe, and he said, it's my fault because I wasn't there for my son. His son ended up becoming an alcoholic

and then a prostitute. He was a male prostitute. So his son was a two. His son ended up becoming an alcoholic and then a prostitute. He was a male prostitute. So his son was a toot. His son was a toot. And if you're a toot, if you're not on the Patreon. So he got married at 13, but his wife was 14.

Which is Hindu tradition. Hindu tradition. There's nothing out of the ordinary there if you're a Hindu. Yeah. And the girl's name was Kasturba. Kasturbia. Akash Singh's wife is a piece.

Yes, she is. She is. And then Nimesh Patel married a white woman. So that's just what it is. That's what it is. Nimesh Patel's family's happy. Did they both have Indian weddings, though, where they were on elephants? I don't know if Akash had the wedding yet.

But now, see, Akash Singh and Nimesh Patel, are they Hindus? Are they the same tribe? Are they different Indians? Do they like each other or not like each other? They're Hindu. I mean, the Hindus are in India now. So what happened after Gandhi, and it killed Gandhi.

Gandhi felt like it was his fault or whatever. He wanted them all to live in peace. He wanted the Indian. You know, it's funny because when the British left, and that often happens, Sunni and Shia, see it in iraq they start killing each other right the they were kind of they had a common enemy right so they kind of like all hated the british but then once the british left they looked at each other and they said we hate each other because at the end of the day it doesn't matter what the skin color you have is. People are shit and they kill each other.

And it's about tribalism, unfortunately. So the only way we can be united as a fucking planet is Trump in his last days of office has to release the footage of the aliens and we got to get united and fight against the aliens because it's the only way we got to have the common enemy. But real quick, before we get to what happened with Pakistan and all that stuff india and india we got it i just want to talk

about how there's just you know listen there's just sometimes it's just a little fuzzed it's just things get a little blurred and people want to omit stuff fine but on the history i mean is we're about truth just like cnn so and fox and fox so gandhi is reportedly he reportedly sexually abused his grandnieces abba and manu so privately his close associates documented that he conducted regular celibacy tests especially with his two teenage peace grandnieces under his guard ship he requested guardianship guardianship his 17 yearold grandniece, Abba, which is a great band, and his 18-year-old grandniece, Manu...

Which is a god, a Roman god. Yeah, and he also played for the Spurs. Probably the best Argentinian player to ever play. To ever live. So Abba and Manu, to sleep with him simultaneously and naked nightly. So his grandnieces had to sleep with him butt-ass naked nightly,

and he forbade his followers, he forbade the followers in his ashram, which is, I guess, their church or their yogi center, to sleep with their wives, but required the wives to sleep with him. So it's very David Koresh. It's very culty. It's very fucking, there's a sinisterism.

It's the same shit that all these leaders do is I'm the only one that can fuck your wives and you can't fuck them. It's just a thing. Doesn't negate all the good work he did, but it's just dessert. You gotta, if we're gonna be honest, we gotta be honest.

Look, I mean, you can't make omelets without breaking eggs. And it's just the greater the people are extremes bear extremes yeah it's like there's nobody who's ever been great who didn't do some dark stuff now what he would call it who knows if he did anything but he would have what they call quote-unquote nightly cuddles which is yeah which is what i'm looking to do with you babe yeah so i mean is, I mean, is it right? Who knows? But what he was telling the people he was doing, so the public, what he was saying,

to make it seem okay to everybody, was that he was testing his will. His will. Making sure that he could resist the temptations of the flesh, which was code language from, I'm banging your wives and my grandnieces in my bed. In my bed. So we don't have any evidence that he actually had sex with them.

But, I mean, the kid did say this. He said he encouraged his 70-year-old great-niece Manu to be naked during the nightly cuddles with him after sacking several long-standing and loyal members of his 100-strong personal entourage who might disapprove of this spiritual quest, Gandhi began sleeping naked with Manu and other young women. He told a woman on one occasion,

despite my best efforts, the organ remained aroused. It was an altogether strange and shameful experience. And then Venetia wrote after that, ew, EW. So he tried to get rid of all the people he thought might object to it. Yeah. Like maybe like when the Catholic people created Catholicism, they said, let's take the women and put them in a convent

so they can't see what we're doing. It's kind of what Trump is doing with the Pentagon right now. He's saying, let me get rid of all those guys who aren't going to help me stay in the White House when the coup tries to come. Yeah, so unfortunately, this is an uncomfortable truth that Yanni and I have mentioned before throughout the years of this podcast, but now we've delved deep into it and done an episode on it. It is true.

That is not negotiable. That is factually true that he slept with his grandnieces naked. Now, that's just what it is. Now, do we cancel Gandhi for that? Do we take down his statues? What do we do? Because that's pretty bad. I mean, Ulysses S. Grant got his statues taken down

because there was a moment in his life where he didn't like Jews because Jews killed his father and then later repented on that and had the most Jewish men ever in a presidential cabinet still to this day, but his statues were taken down. Where Gandhi looks like raped underage girls while he was practicing civil disobedience and peace throughout. So we don't know.

He just said he caught wood. All he admitted was that he caught a creeper and then maybe full wood. Yeah, but he doesn't admit to do anything. But unless you're a child, you know that if you get aroused and you got full power and these people have given up their agency, you're going to abuse that power. That's what Catholic priests do. That's what cult leaders do. That's what certain comedians do. It's what it is, cuz. And yeah, it's what it is. And Gandhi. Yeah. So if we could go back to the notes is, cuz. And yeah, it's what it is. And Gandhi, yeah. So if we could go back to the notes a little bit, V,

because there's just some more. So that's kind of the dark part of Gandhi. And it's interesting because a lot of people, you know, know Gandhi like most of these peace activists. They get killed. They all get killed. And you start to wonder, is it karma? Did you get killed because of some you know some

radical nut job who killed her or did you fucking kind of have to just pay the piper for raping your nieces yeah yeah um so yeah he got assassinated by he got assassinated he got killed got killed yeah and his last words i think were rima or which means god or rama and um. And so that's what it is. He was dead. And then after he was dead, big civil war, or actually while he was still alive, all that civil war happened. Yeah, so here, so let me, because he died January 30th, 1948.

He was killed by a man named Nahuram Ghazi. And the interesting thing about Nahuram Ghazi is Nahuram was a human. And the interesting thing about Nahuram Gatsi is Nahuram was a- That his last name also sounds like something that was popular during that same time, a little over on the globe. What's his last name again? Nahuram Gatsi. Gatsi sounds a lot like Nazi.

Yeah, Nahuram the Nazi, which he was a big fascist. Nahuram the Nazi, Nahuram Gatsi the Nazi. Yeah, Gatsi the Nazi. Was a big Nazi supporter. And it's interesting because it's just fate. As we say, cause geography is destiny, no?

So Not Huram Gazi became a devout Gandhi supporter early in his life and loved Gandhi and would go to the marches and believed in civil disobedience and a few times got arrested with Gandhi. But then he decides to give it all up and

go home to his town but unfortunately out of all the little villages in India the village that Nataram Ghazi lived in and went back to was the same village where Sankaram the guy who was all about being violent to get India's freedom back is where he lived. So then this guy is able to manipulate, Sataram is able to manipulate Savakar. Savakar is able to manipulate Ghazi and make him a crazed lunatic and convince him that Gandhi needs to go.

And then on January 30th, 1948, Nataram Ghazi shoots and kills Gandhi. Muhammad S. Gandhi. Muhammad S. Gandhi shoots and kills. January 30th, 1948, he shoots Muhammad S. Gandhi while he's attending a prayer meeting. And it should be said

that at the end of Gandhi's life, on January 30th, 1948, there was a significant part of the Indian population that was happy to see him go because a few months before that, happy to see Gandhi go, because a few months before that, what they were trying to prevent was Pakistan seceding and becoming their own Muslim nation and breaking off and becoming the nation of Pakistan it is today. And that happened. And Gandhi throughout his life was saying, the Indian prime ministers and Britain will never allow it to happen.

It's not going to happen. Pakistan will never be its own nation. We're all going to live under one Indian rule and be peaceful. And then Pakistan broke away. And the Indian people were like, Gandhi, you tell me there's not going to, you tell me there's going to be no Pakistan.

And now all I see is a Pakistan. So fuck you. Yeah. You know, what's funny is all these great people get killed by people who betray them that were friends. E2 Brutai. So Brutus killed Caesar. Yes.

Jesus was killed by one of his disciples. Yes. Who sold, who dropped times on him. Judas. Judas. So you had Judas, Brutus, and Mozzie the Nazi. Yeah, Mozzie the Nazi. All fans.

Fucking John Lennon got killed by a fan. You get killed by the people close to you. You get killed by somebody who's going to kill me. They're going to be in this room or maybe at my apartment, which is back on the market. Yeah. You never know. Uh,

you never know. I mean, Akash might turn around one day and kill Schultz. It's what it is guys. And if that's what it's going to take to get his YouTube numbers up, then he does that. Yeah. I mean,

Ben might kill Tim. Yeah. I mean, these great men are taken down by people who were once on their team, who were followers of them, and then they turn and they kill them. So, yeah, that really broke Mohammed Gandhi. I like calling him Mohammed-ass Gandhi. Mohammed-ass Gandhi. That's what we call him.

Mohammed-ass Gandhi. It broke his heart because what happened was when the British left, the Muslims and the Hindus went into all-out civil war. Civil war. And started, like, killing each other. It was a bloodbath, and it didn't stop. Still to this day. They still hate each other.

India and Pakistan do not like each other, and it's still very, very, very contentious on that Indian-Pakistan border because Pakistan is the Muslim Indians, and then India is mostly Hindus. Yeah, so they separated by religion. The same thing that happens all over the place in ireland the protestants and catholics gonna happen here and they separated and you have northern ireland which is uh which is uh protestant and then you have the rest of ireland which is no catholic and they hate each other then you got the croats and the serbs some are muslim and some are orthodox yeah then you got uh you know you got the the west side it's all fucking one big episode a west side story

that's what it is that's what the fucking world history is that's what it is so that's gandhi's life you know interesting you know kind of you make the assumption about him what you want if you're if you're uh some of our followers and we do have fans in india you may have even more insight about it because living in India still to this day, there are still certain people that don't like Gandhi and think he ruined India. So even for all the great work he's done, so it's kind of like, you know, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, because he wanted the British rule out and he wanted independence and he achieved that and he led that and he got rid of all these oppressive things, the Saltex.

He did it in South Africa. He did it in India. All these great liberations for his people. But he also wanted to work with the British Empire to make sure that Pakistan didn't secede. Yes. And it didn't work. And also because they got rid of the British Empire, there was a civil war.

Same thing like we got rid of Saddam. And, you know, Saddam was a bad, bad guy. But Saddam also was a power structure that kept the Sunni and Shiite war at bay. And once you remove, see, that's what happens. That's what adults realize. When you remove a power structure you leave a vacuum you gotta replace it with something like when alexander the great died all his fucking

generals started warring with each other because there was no successor in place you gotta if you remove a power structure you gotta put one in there yeah because if you create a vacuum there's more problems like we're pulling out of the middle east yeah and that's good for us but then there's something bad is gonna happen because there's gonna be a struggle for power. Like when we take out fucking Schultz, Rogan,

all these guys, we're coming, we're gonna kill everybody. We're gonna kill everyone and that's why even now with the defund the police in Minneapolis,

they have had crime surges left and right because you just took out the power structure and then replaced it so they defunded the police and I'm here to tell you we're gonna recount the vote,

refund the police and recharge this nation. Because we're fully fucking charged, Agate. It's what it is because patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys as always christycomedy.com, check me out Philadelphia, Bridgeport, Connecticut, Waukegan, Illinois and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

all November, December, check it out. And you know what, whatever we got wrong or we missed let us know in the comments. You guys always do that and I love reading it so that I can learn. There it is. Mahatma Gandhi, and now he's known as Muhammad S. Gandhi. Muhammad S. Gandhi, and it's what it is. Muhammad S. Gandhi killed by a guy named Nazi.

Yeah, killed by a guy named Nazi. And, of course, this episode was sponsored by Tim Dillon's belly hair. So go to his website, touchalifekids.org, and help out in any way you can. As always, it's time to read the Patreon names, the newest members of the matriarchy. We always encourage you guys to have a funny-ass name, and we have a good time. And whoever has got the best name, we give them the PPW, the Pseudopenis of the Week. And just to correct you, it is touchalifekids. What did I say?

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Kid's a great kid. Okay. So we're going to read the Patreon names. Okay. Yeah. I got a Patreon name sent to the group chat. Okay. V, thank you.

So yeah, I got them. So we're going to, we hope that these are the right names. I mean, it's just been four weeks in a row, but we've got halfway through the list and realize it's wrong. How can we get this right? Yeah. It's on V. V, get it right. She said, I said to double check. I know you did, and we did not. So it's just what it is, but hopefully, V, if it comes out, if they're wrong again, we'll just roll with it. We are the History Hyenas. Yes. So here we go. All right, let's go. So first up,

welcome to the team, Anthony Scortino. Then we got Jam Ham Up My Bum, fam. That's what you call good old chicken finger. It's too early for a Drexler because we haven't read anybody, so I'm putting him on the list. He's on the list. Wow. So that's just a nice, you know, geography is destiny again.

We're in the right place at the right time. I mean, that's luck. It's luck. So then we got Cody Schaefer, David Yao. Then we got Joseph Lonchor. Then we got Khalid Sheikh, his ass for a $3 bill, Muhammad. Drexler. Then we got Brett, the American contrarian, barbarian,

microwave your country again for fucking with Pearl Harbor Garver. Good rhyme scream, Drexler. A little wordy, but Drexler. Then we're going to have, then we got Chrissy D's Fully Charged. I can't read the rest of that name. It's offensive. So just say Chrissy D's Fully Charged in a different way. Then we got No Fumar Garcia Parra.

No Fumar, I'm sorry, No Fumar. Yeah. He put No Fumar, but I think he meant instead of No Mar Garcia Parra, it's No Fumar Garcia Parra. Yeah, it's a goodie. It goes on the list. If you're a baseball fan, you know how good that is. Then we got Louis Boyd, David McManus, Eric Jacobs.

Then we got Gupta the Strong. He'll like the Gandhi episode. Then we got Cody Daigle. Then we got Zachary. I'm a black and white because my mother was sold to a Portuguese man. It's just what it is, Karen. Then we got Uncut Cutty. That's what's in the booty.

Okay. Uncutty, that's what's in the booty. Okay. Derek Jewel. Then we got Naughty Artie with the hoodie. Naughty Artie with the hottie body. Welcome. Then we got Carol's James Altucher's

a punani butcher, Espinol. Drexler. Katia Soriano, Brianna. Then we got Ethan, Southern Sauce Monkey, but I got no fumes, Barone. Nice. Then we got Dickie, crink crickle, cut with a leaky gut.

Nice. Then we got, this name is Mike Emoji Faces, crippling hatred for Venetia. List. List. List. Yeah. First place? First ballot contender right now.

So then we got Jack M., Lannis G., then we got Evan Bindas, then we got Chrissy D. Loves smoked kielbasa with a side of pierogies but avoids eating it because he thinks he's German wild. Then we got Chrissy D. Can stick his pissy peen in my smashed bean. Then we got...

Good rhyme scheme that hasn't been done, so I'm going to give that a Drexler. There we go. Yeah. Then we got Dinesh Dune surfer Kumar. Okay. Going to love the Gandhi. Going to love that.

Then we got Nate, first guy to give Chrissy a blowy dog. Then we got, I'm going to come and see you in a way, Shanxian kind of way. Then we got Father Phil. Make and see you in a way sean sheehan kind of way uh then we got father phil make no mistake i meant father bill but didn't want to give chrissy ptsd fiori then we got uh father binky and my stinky drexler drexler then we got uh uh yaya's Mariza. Yaya's Mariza? Yeah, Yaya's Mariza. It's a soup.

I mean, it's a soup. That's a Drexler for that. Yaya's Mariza. Yaya's Mariza. Okay. And it's funny to just be on the computer and just see what Venetia just doodles off while we're fucking doing our show. Yeah, she's just...

She's just on TikTok. Yeah. Oh, she's doing conspiracy theories. Oh, that's you? Yeah. Oh, sorry, Venetia. We're just kidding. Then we got Mr. Sister Fister.

Then we got Jamie Harris. Then we got Ryan Gosling from the movie Drive, but with Down Syndrome. You see, that is the type of originality that we are talking about. It's what it is. Pull out the catapult for that guy and throw him right on the list. Then we got Richie G sets the mood for Chrissy D's pee

with a little Marvin Gaye. On the list. Back-to-back list. Back-to-back. Then we got Jess LaFume's Alera. On the list. On the list. I mean, we're talking about fucking Murderer's Row right now.

What is this? This is the fucking 36 Yankees? Holy shit. Then we got Alfredo Camacho, Kevin Coyne, John Martin. Then we got the Father Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. On the list. Jesus. Just when you think the bills are done.

Yeah, they come back strong. Then we got Claudio Lick-My-Sack Silva. Then we got Jess LaDom Herrera. It's a Drexler because of the ones before. Then we got Aaron Catjudge. Then we got Herm Vasquez. Wait, Aaron Catjudge is a nice chicken finger that's going to make its way to the Drexler.

Aaron Catjudge is a callback to Uncle Russell. Yeah, it's Uncle Russell. Aaron Catjudage is nice. Then we got Snow White. Then we got Paul Cubido, a.k.a. Father Bill's side piece cuck that spills no glue, the third. Okay. Then we got Anthony Bose.

Then we got here for the content. Then we got Private Peach, the six-foot-six squeak with the tiny piece. Private Peach. Private Peach gets on the list. Okay. You see, they come strong at the end yeah then we got ew h cory siegler will pain then we got kevin got a problem with the uvula donnelly then we got sarah g that buried her sissy with chrissy d and father bill father three dollar

billy in poughkeepsie that was a goodie it is a little suffer from a good bad read there so i'm gonna let me do it again yeah Sarah G that buried her sissy with Chrissy D and father $3 Billy in Poughkeepsie yeah I mean it's a

nice that's a good one it's getting a Drexler then we got how the fuck do people come up with oh sorry

we don't support Venetia is writing and we don't support so how the fuck do people come up with? Welcome to... I won't read the rest of it. Then we got Andrew Stinky Pinky

shooting mad glue at my Twinkie. Then last but not least, we got Courtney with a C, not a K, Southern, but make no mistake, my Baptist mom named me from an 80s soap and said she would pray the gay. Pray the gay? She said pray the gay.

Okay. Not a way, just pray the gay. And then last but not least, pray the gay he said pray the gay okay not a way just pray the gay um uh and then last but not least I guess we'll do one of these have we read these I don't think we read this but I'll end the list here V

so just so you know I'm gonna end with number one on have we read these last but not least is like Fumar Jackson I'll hit Christie's Uvula with a deep pass but make no mistake

I'll still come for that sweet FFS that's a good that's a good one that's a Drexler Drexler that's a nice Drexler. That's a good one, too. That's a Drexler. Drexler. That's a nice Drexler. Congratulations to all the Drexlers.

It means you were great. You might have won if it wasn't for better ones. That's what happens. Clyde Drexler was born in the era of Michael Jordan, so that's just unfortunate. So here we go. So the contenders here, and we're going to pick the PPW, the suit opinions of the week, right here.

We got Jam Ham Up My Bum Fam. Mike Emoji Face's Crippling Hatred for Ven for venetia okay so that's a contender right there okay so that's a contention yes then we got ryan gosling from movie drive but with down syndrome that's a contender then we got richie g sets the mood for chrissy's dp with a little for marvin gay okay that's a goodie but he's not a contender then we got jess la fumes alera good one but not a contender father bill and melinda gates foundation that's a contender. Then we got Jess LaFume Zalera. Good one, but not a contender. Father Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. That's the contender right there. And then Private Peach, the six-foot squeak with a tiny piece.

Good one, but not a contender. Those are the three contenders right there. Yeah. I personally, I usually call for a vote, but I'm going to give my, let's do the vote, but I'm going to go definitely with the Father Bill, the Father Bill Melinda Foundation.

See, you're going to go with that. I like Ryan Gosling from the movie Tribe, but with Down Syndrome. That's a good one, too. Yeah, it's a good one, too. But, Binky, because you're in the room. You're the deciding vote. What do you got? It comes down to you.

It's got to be the Gates Foundation. All right, so there you go. Father Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, you won. Yeah. So, congrats. Let us know on the Patreon in the matriarchy if you agree with our victories. I've read some nice comments that they say, most people think we usually get it right.

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