History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 186 - Bernie Madoff is WILD!

Episode Date: January 20, 2021

This is a celebration of Bernie Madoff! WEI ZHONG XIAN! The guy did some pretty brutes things to a lot of people and now he's in jail! RIP to all the money lost but you greedy 1% deserved it!!! Guys are in the studio discussing the WILD things that happened two weeks ago, the Capitol getting raided! First, we discuss if Yanni is on Happy Inauguration Day! Let's see how long it will take for Joe Biden to get out of there and for Kamala Harris to be our new Presidente! Chris may be a bit bummed Trump is probably going over the wall but he's excited that he's welcoming a new patriot on Independence Day: July 4th! YEP, we have a new baby Hyena coming into the family!! Now the guys are discussing Bernie Madoff and IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, YOU'RE ON NOTICE! Everyone listens to money, and how to you make money? CRIME! Now Bernie is from Queens New York. Screwed in Kid (yes a smart Jewish kid!) that was a lawyer and then an Investment advisor. He soon rose to the top and ended up becoming “The World’s Largest Hedge Fund Is a Fraud" How did no one see this coming? he was a charming guy! A con man! Do you know what a Ponzi scheme is? We don't know either! What is insider trading? Who are the 1%? We try to figure it out in this episode. LISTEN AND SHARE!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, what's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Islanders. Chris DeStefano, aka Chrissy the Patriot, with Janis Papas, aka Janis the Communist. We are, have a wild episode for you guys today. It's about Bernie Madoff, Ponzi schemes, the American dream, and Muddy. We are here to celebrate an absolute American icon. Let's give credit where credit's due. This is the Michael Jordan of stealing your money.

The biggest in American history. And those people got what they deserved. Yes. You were naive. He should have been, we should break him out of prison. He's an American hero. This is an immoral, unjust act. The election was rigged.

This is an episode today where we are gonna celebrate the life of Bernie Madoff, not condemn him, but celebrate him. Bernie, I hope you're listening in your cell with a plunger up your ass. Rest in peace to his son who took his own life. Rest in peace to the French who took his own life. Rest in peace to the French, one of his French people who,

what do you call it, colleagues, or people who worked for him at one of his hedge funds who slit his own wrists once this happened. Rest in peace to all the money that was lost, that you greedy pigs, you naive, greedy pigs, who wanted your 1% return, no matter whether the market was down or up, no matter whether it was people starving on the street.

You heard about Bernie Madoff and you said, if you're going to give me 1% return, I'm going with you. Good. You got what you deserved. And I love it. I'm glad all your money's gone. America's a free country. He created a business.

He was good at it. He needs to be celebrated. Let me ask you this now. The fans want to know, if we're in the wide shot, you drove to be celebrated. Let me ask you this now. The fans want to know if we're in the wide shot, you drove to the studio today in your flip-flops. So what the people want to know is, are you back on Clonies? No, no Clonies.

I do have a bottle full of Clonies and we are going to put them in history Hygiene merches. And by the way, why just want to, I just just pluralized merches. I just want to just already plural I just want to give a quick shout out and obviously, you know, cuz obviously people have been upset, you know at patreon.com Slashbay Ridge Boys, we have you know, so much fun good content there That's where you got to go to really get a feel for this show patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys All the fun happens there and a lot of people were upset and I just want to say we didn't think of it until after But we should have giveneti his car away for free to one of the Patreon members.

And we're sorry that she sold it, but we should have just given it to a lucky person for free and you could have dealt with that piece of shit. Yeah. And you know, I don't know if you guys remember a couple of weeks ago, but there was like, you know, an attempted coup because Zach Brown band fans stormed the Capitol.

Yeah. But Veneti- It was an attempted coup to take back America. It was a cup to two to take back America. And there's people, a lot of people suspected it was Antifa that was there. Right. And it's been proven true because there is a photo

of Venetia trying to walk out with a podium. Yeah. And I don't know if you've seen it, but Binky's got it up on the screen right now. Yes. You're caught red handed. Yes. You're Antifa comrades, they're on fact.

Yes! Yes! So today, happy inauguration day. Today, Joe Biden will be sworn in and we'll see how long he makes it till Kamala gets in there. And it's just, listen, as you know, I run around a lot last year.

Can I ask you a question real quick? Yeah. Do you think it's appropriate now we should amend the swearing in ceremony and as well as put his hand on the Bible, we should also have President Xi there so Biden can kiss his ass before he put, yeah. I do, I don't. We are China's bitch, boy.

We're China's bitch, boy. It's what it is, we're China's bitch, boy. And they looked at the chaos that happened a couple of weeks ago inside what happened to your Congress and they're just laughing at us. And they were able to make the crowd. And yeah, there is a f*** out there

but he was not part of the violence but he probably will be contacted by the FBI because it's just what it is. It's gotta edit that whole part out. Yeah, so people were out there. And listen, it's fun, it's good, but now there's a new day. All I really want is the chaos to stop. And I just wanna get back to selling tickets.

And I just wanna get back out there to get to hotels off the side of the highway, because my agents still wanna put me off the side of the highway. You're a guy who I'm very impressed with how you've done during this lockdown, because you're a guy who needs to be busy because I don't time is the devil's plaything

for Chrissy Day. The devil's been trying to get his hands on you and you're a slippery little bitch boy. This whole fucking quarantine, you've been doing good things, you've been healthy, you're in shape. And I think at some point you got sponsored by Champion Sweatshirts because you just got a lot of Champion Sweatshirts some point you got sponsored by Champion Sweatshirts

because you just got a lot of Champion Sweatshirts. I got a lot of Champion Sweatshirts. One of them is a gift from Sergio Chacon. One of them is a gift from my mother. And the other one I got of a gift card that I got from Aunt Colleen for Christmas. So I won Wild'N'Done Champion. I'm Chrissy the Champion, Chrissy Champs.

So congratulations, you're having a baby, that's it. Right now the Puerto Rican community definitely wants to accept you into the community because you're making a lot of Puerto Ricans. That's it. That's it. And let me and here's the thing. Here's how I know not only is Jesus an American citizen, but he's actually just a kid from Ridgewood. I'm starting to think Jesus might be a kid who's born and raised in Ridgewood because he's on the on this day, on this day today, January 20th, on the day when Biden is taking office and Trump is leaving and I feel like America is leaving,

he gave me and my girl the news that our baby's due date is July 4th. So he said, I'm gonna put one patriot out, but another patriot is going to be born. And he gave it to me, Chrissy D. And I don't know what my kid's gender is. We will ask it on his 18th birthday. No, that's a good thing.

Yeah, exactly. Absolutely, absolutely. I don't know, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Now if you don't know this, you're a nerd ass. Yeah, if you don't fucking know this, yeah, I, eee, why the fuck are you laughing? What's funny, bitch?

What's fucking funny? But Etienne, can I just ask you a question? What is your skin routine? Because girl, you are glowing. Yeah, I mean bitch,? What's fucking funny? But, Ati, can I just ask you a question? What is your skin routine? Cause girl, you are glowing. I mean, bitch, why are you fucking laughing? He's doing the right thing. 18 may be a fucking, it should be a fucking little late, actually.

Let me ask you a question. You should ask that baby when it's six months old, what are you? And whatever sound it makes, you know, you interpret that as feminine or masculine, and you just start giving that baby fucking shots. It's what it is. Yeah, you put that fucking shot in her applesauce and let that beautiful queen

grow up to be the man that it wants to be if that be the case. I don't want, we don't want to fucking judge this baby. Yeah. I don't, you don't want to look at his genitals. You don't want to look at his genitals or have the doctors say whatever. It's the person with the womb. Yeah. You don't want to judge that his genitals or have the doctors say whatever, it's a person with a womb. You don't want to judge that baby.

That's fucking judgmental. Don't make a fucking, don't assume just because you see a horn hanging off that thing, that that's a boy. No. Because then you'll be put on fucking notice. Yes. Yes. I love Allah.

I love Allah. And yeah, and I'm looking forward to the inauguration speech today. I hope like some times in the past that in front of the Washington Monument, we get a speech from Dr. Sean King. No, cuz this episode. Is he gonna get nominated to attorney general or something like that by Dr. Biden, by Joey B.?

Cuz I don't know. I think you're gonna be seeing him back at the head of a black church soon. He was a Reverend for a little while. Let me ask you a question. I can't believe nobody's asked him to dance and then black people would really have the answer. Because once he started dancing like he was listening to German techno, it would be over. Or just like we've been saying on the show a million times, get David Blaine out there, have him do a magic trick and see if he runs.

See if he stands still, have David Blaine pull something out of his ass and we'll see if he stays put or not. If he runs he's black, if he stays he's white, that's the test. That's the fucking test. Yeah. Even better. Now, this episode is a real banger.

We haven't had a topic that has excited me. This got my monkey moving really hard. Yeah, you went wild. I went wild. I went wild. I mean, you're living permanently on Long Island now. It's what it is. You're having coffee with Tanks and Atra. It's what it is of having coffee with Tanks and Atra.

And yeah, somehow I've just been there a month. It's just been there a month. And coffee with Tanks and Atra just comes with a side of Winstral. It comes with a side of Winstral and some Republican opinions that are hidden on Tanks Good News. They're hidden on Tanks Good News.

It's what it is. Now, this episode is very interesting. We're talking about Bertie Madoff, who like we said is the biggest Ponzi scheme perpetrator in history. And I wanted to ask you, since you're the victim of a Ponzi scheme by your dad, was this an interesting topic for you? It was a very interesting topic for me. For some reason I was sweating and shaking while I was doing the research and I don't

know why. This is basically, what's a Ponzi scheme? Basically you rob Peter to pay Paul. That's what a Ponzi scheme is. That's what it is. That's different, that differs from a pyramid scheme. Yeah, pyramid scheme is like a bringer show or like, you know,

whatever the entertainment industry does to us. A bringer show meaning you get to perform if you bring five people. So pyramid scheme is you buy this thing for me and you get 10 people and they buy it and so on and so forth. They're both pyramid schemes are legal to a point. Ponzi schemes are illegal from the from the first moment of its existence because they're stealing money that you're giving them money and then they're stealing. They're taking that money and either stealing or giving it to other people, kind of like what a bank does. But for some reason, a bank's protected. I don't know why.

Yeah, they're protected by what we call socialism, which is they're insured by the government, which means they're insured with our money and we bail them out. In 2008, socialism and the working man's money bailed out these rich bonuses. And it's just great that we live in a country that the bigger your crime is,

the bigger the guarantee you're gonna get away with it. If you steal some cookies from a bodega or you smoke a joint, you are going to prison. If you steal $5 million, you're gonna be put on notice. You're just on notice for a couple years, you stay at a high-class prison because you can't handle to be in a real prison. And then you just get one of those

and you're back out to be in a real prison. Yeah. And then you just get one of those and you're back out to live your white privileged life life. White privilege. I know it's been a meme circulating a lot, but I just really think about a lot and I laugh and laugh and laugh a lot that there was definitely a guy two weeks ago who broke in to Congress and got in there. And their first move they made was to sniff AOC seat.

That's just the first they made a fucking just bullet line for that and they took a big whiff. Yeah, to be honest, if me and you snuck in there, that would be our first move. That would be the first thing I'd do. Yeah, I'd also wanna see, smell Mike Pence to see if he's got a few, the kid doesn't look like he has a smell. Yeah.

He doesn't look like he has a smell. No, he looks like he goes home and he unzips his skin off. Yes, he does. Yeah. He looks like, kind of doesn't look like a real human being. No, he looks like he goes how many unzips his skin off. Yes Yeah, he looks like it doesn't look like a real human baby. No, no, he's not a real guy He was made by the American government. Yes. Okay, so here we go. So a pyramid scheme is like Amway Well here we got it up. We got an illegal pyramids. Okay, versus illegal pyramids. Yeah, so here's the illegal pyramid scheme You got the owner of the business the first level referrals the second level referrals and the third level referrals. Um So that's the illegal one. I don't understand the difference. Okay. So just you explain it. I got to take my flu shot.

So the legal pyramid scheme is like they, you know, known it Amway, you know, the company Amway or cosmetics, those cosmetic companies. So what they do is they, they, they, uh, target like housewives, right? And this is what I see, like, Hey man, you know, it's, it's like,wives, right? And this is why I say like, hey man, it's like these people who send stuff in the mail, sweepstakes to old people and say, all you gotta do is pay this fee and you get the possibility of winning 20. I mean, and then those people go to jail.

It's like, why? Cause you're smarter than you? Because they figured out a way to sell dreams to old people who were bored and got nothing to do? Let's celebrate those people. Yeah, it's so stupid. Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, hire those people. They have the most criminal minds.

Give those guys a government salary, just like they did for Leonardo DiCaprio on Catch Me If You Can. Catch Me If You Can, what a great movie. Yes, if you wanna find out fucking why. Jennifer Garner will get cracked open. Yeah, if you wanna know about toxic masculinity, then you gotta fucking' hire Chrissy

and find out why his balls, you got more semen than the average person. And I have humongous testicles, it's actually alarming, it makes my penis look a lot smaller than it actually is, because I have huge testicles and it's an issue. Yeah, I mean, you got a lot of glue, I mean, your testicles- I'm Chrissy Copper's clan.

Yeah, I mean, your testicles, it's a major fuckin' protest. Like, if you look at your testicles. I'm Percy Copper's clan. Yeah, I mean, your testicles, like, it's a major fucking protest. Like, if you look at my testicles, it's like, mine looks like a, maybe like an Israelites gathering. There's like three guys standing on a platform and like five people standing around, one black guy nodding and other tourists laughing.

That's it. Yours is like a Black Lives Matter protest. I mean, if you look at your sperm, the streets are fucking packed. There's a lot of sperm you got, and it's gotta break into that federal courthouse in Portland, which was not covered by the media the same way this was, and that's also true. Let me ask you a question.

Pyramid schemes, are college a pyramid scheme? Everything's a pyramid scheme. Everything is, right? Everything's a fake business in America, especially since Nixon went over to China, made peace with them, and allowed them to start making our stuff. We used to make our stuff over here. We had real jobs. And then the multinational national corporation said, you know what? I'm paying this guy this, but I can go pay Akash Singh three cents to make this shirt over there because they don't have labor laws and they

don't care about their people. And I could give their dictator here $3 and pay them off. And then your iPhone only costs seven bucks while the CEO makes them $3 trillion. And so- Well, we did have a president who was willing to put things back, make things in America again. And then you guys voted him out.

And now here we are today going back to China. Well, here's the deal. He was right about that. too little, too late. It's what it is. Yeah, they own us, they've been owning us, and then when he tried to do that, guess what happened? What? We got a little bio weapon called COVID-19

that put everybody inside. Yeah, it's what it is. If you look over at China right now, they are fucking partying. It is one big rave over there. It's wide open in Wuhan. And what's the reason for that, you think? Because- I think the reason is because-

They have an antidote or something? Yeah, it's like it doesn't affect Chinese people. And the reason how you know it doesn't affect Chinese people is because smokers are heavily underrated in COVID deaths. Who loves squatting on the floor, eating out of a styrofoam case, and smoking a stoke? Chinese guys.

Chinese guys. Also flip-flops. If you're wearing flip-flops, you cannot die from COVID. So yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. I mean, look at Wuhan right now. If you're in the presence of more than 10 empty bottles or cans, you cannot get COVID.

So you're telling me this wasn't... Why are you laughing? This is a racist joke and you don't fucking notice. Do you want your friends to watch this and you're laughing at these Nazi jokes? You're laughing at Nazi jokes. How can you sit with your pareja ever again and say, I was laughing at Chris DeStefano

and that fucking Nazi Janis Pappas' jokes? And why aren't there any more minorities on this show? The reason why she wanted us to never fucking get rid of Zach is so she could still save face with her pareja. She. She could be like no no no guys there is a Muslim on the show and he's a rapper too. Yeah. And he's got bars and he's got bars. No now you're just left with an all white fucking staff and you got to explain it yeah that little fucking that little Thai girl's got Chris's couch. Oh yeah. Yeah the ladyboy that's got Chris's couch and young ma. Yeah, what's up? How you doing? What's going on? Sorry?

Yeah, we digress cuz our pockets we digress we digress. We're Christy digressions Listen this whole thing Charles Ponzi because the Ponzi scheme was named after Charles Ponzi who looks like Chas Pometarian other pictures Looks like Andrew Schultz. So it's just what it is Charles Pon, if we could just go back to his information, be. Yeah, thank you. I mean, as soon as I say Charles Ponzi, I go into it. I mean, she just clicks on something else for like a fucking ad to buy handbags. So so Charles Ponzi, he was a swindler who paid out returns with other investors money. The Ponzi scheme is named after him after running a highly profitable and expansive investment scheme. Ponzi was arrested on August 12th, 1920 and charged with 86 counts of mail fraud.

Owning an estimated $7 million, he pleaded guilty to mail fraud and subsequently spent 14 years in prison. Yeah, and he was a kid from Boston. But he was born in Palma, Italy where Parmesan comes from. Yeah, so much like the Italians these cut the Italians cannot handle. Yeah, they cannot handle white leather interior. Right. And they can't handle not being in crime. Yeah, they just Italians just like a little like a criminality. So yeah, and this one where he said he looks like Schultz, which is true. Yeah, so Charles Ponzi is what the Ponzi scheme was named after. Basically, co-mingled

money is how a Ponzi scheme can work. So if you have a lawyer, let's say you got a lawyer, because I call them an abacato. We had a lawyer once, me and my brother, we had a lawyer and I just had a feeling and I may need one again soon. We may need one again soon. Cause you're off Klonopin's and you're back to fight it. So the way it works is like, so if I have an account, right, if I'm a lawyer and I have an account and I got all my, all my client's money. So I put all their money in an account. Right.

Right. And so then when you ask for your money, I have, I've been spending your money. So but because I have other clients, money in that account, I pay you back with the other client's money and I just keep that client on the hook. Keep it going. Bernie Madoff essentially did that same thing. With billions of dollars. With billions of dollars. The genius of Bernie Madoff was he was much like the initial con man who you can look up who he's named after. Con man is short for confidence man. Right. And it was named after this guy and

you'll look up his name because I can't remember it. He would go, he was a poor kid who would go up to rich people in very nice suits. He got himself like one nice suit and he would go up and he would confidently say to them, you know, do you have the confidence to give me your watch? He would play on their ego because rich people, you know, they're like, yeah, I'll give you my watch. I'll get another one. So they would give him his watch and he would just disappear. He would take their watch. Steal their watches. And he did this forever until he was gone. I mean, he got a lot of watches. He got a lot of watches. Probably sold them, made some nice cash. Yeah. So we don't know who the actual con man who was named after. I mean, is it Mark Twain?

His name was William Shackner. William Schallener, does that sound right? Yeah. And he was proven guilty by Sir Isaac Fig Newton. He was a confidence trickster that was proven guilty. How was he proven guilty by Sir Isaac Newton? That's an interesting fact. Can you Google that as well? Do you know Sir Isaac Newton wrote The Laws of Gravity

while he was in quarantine? Yes, yes. How wild is that? Yeah, and we like to pretend now that, this hasn't happened before, that we like to pretend that masks don't work. And even though you look at pictures back in the day in Spanish flu, everyone had masks on.

When you go to a hospital and people are operating, they're all wearing fricking masks. Because people just don't wanna accept that there's not 100% certainty. If one person gets sick and they were wearing a mask, they're going, see, that didn't work. That didn't work, yeah. See, here's the problem, here's what it is though.

I mean, now serial counterfeit, you go to jail for three years back in the day. March 22nd, 1699, this guy got hung from the gallows at Tyburn. So he just got hung a lot. And I think being hung in a public square is probably no bueno way to die because you shouldn't piss yourself and your eyes bulge out of your head. It just happened to Brody on season three of Homeland. I'm catching up.

So Bernie made off like a lot of like a lot of smart Jews was born in Queens. That's what it is. He's born in Queens. They like to be near the Mets. They like to be near the Mets. He's just a kid from Queens. He didn't go to Harvard. The kid went to Hofstra. He went to the University of Alabama to play for Coach Nick Saban.

Yeah, he went there and he earned a degree and then he went. The problem is when he showed up for the University of Alabama football team tryouts, they used him as the football. They said, what are you doing on the field? Get up in the office and do numbers for us. They started throwing him around a little bit and it's just what it is. And they started.

Hofstra University, which by the way, let me just say, I'm sorry, cut you off. No, no. 2018 number one school ranked, number one in STDs, go Hofstra Pride. Yeah. Number one in STDs. Yeah, my wife went there, Hofstra, Long Island.

It's what it is. Yes. And yeah, he went down to Alabama, which that's it. That's what you know the kid had balls. Cause Jews should not be in Alabama. You should not go to the South. Yeah. Cause when he first, his first day of class, someone went like this and said, where are your horns?

And then he got out of there. What are you laughing at? Yeah. It's tragic. Yeah. It's tragic. Yeah, it's tragic. Stop laughing. It's tragic. That is fucking hate speech I just did. Yeah.

So, and then he went to Hofstra and he got a degree in political science. So this is a kid who didn't even have a finance background who somehow rose to the top to gain the confidence of the biggest billionaires on the scene. And I'm talking about including Andrew Schultz. Yeah. Andrew Schultz is going to fall victim to one of these ones.

That's what it is. Yeah. He actually studied law. He got into law school and studied at Brooklyn Law School. And then he founded his company, Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities with his wife Ruth. Ruth is it, if you're going to be a Jewish guy criminal, your wife's name better be Ruth. Ruth, a good Jewish name. And the question is, how much did Ruth know?

Well, days before he was caught, she took out like $45 million to try to run away. They got caught. The only way they- Did she get caught too? They all got caught, everyone's caught. So she was complicit in this. She was complicit.

Is she still in jail? The kids, I don't think knew, but she was complicit. She worked with him. The kids didn't know. Yeah, how could you not know if, you know? I don't know, I mean, I feel like there's time. I mean, if you're clueless about the business, but I don't know, I guess. Which Jew have you met who's clueless about the business?

Yeah, it's true. Net worth under. Hits bitch. They're good at it. Is she in prison? What happened to her? What happened to Ruth Madoff? Here we go.

May 2019, 77 year old Ruth Madoff agreed to pay five hundred ninety four thousand. What we make a year to surrender her remaining assets when she dies to settle claims by the court appointed trustee Pickard liquidating her husband's firm to form her customers. Pickard had sued. So it's a loss. So she just has to pay the money when she dies. So I mean, that's somebody will kill her. It's the greatest. You know, if you commit a crime like that, you just got to pay some fines and then you're fine. And, uh,

Bertie met office, the prison he's in is probably lit as fuck. Wait a second. Both his kids killed themselves. One of them died in 2010. The other one died in 2014 and both sons pre deceased her marked by suicide in 2010 and Andrew from Lymphoma in 2014. Okay. One of them killed himself and the other one, Godwack. Both are kids, yeah. The other one, Godwack. I mean, it's brutal.

That lady's gotta feel brutal. Yeah, I mean, when you die like that, God's whacked you. Yeah, God's just like, yeah. God's just come out and said, you know, and Jews believe in karma a little bit, I believe. Yeah. So you did some bad, what do you call it? Shemshitzpah or chutzpah got you?

Chutzpah. I'm not Jewish. No, chutzpah is like when you have balls. But there's something, they have a Jewish, a Yiddish word for like a comma. Can you look it up? And when you Google it, put it in the saxon. Yeah.

So made off in 1960, Bernie made off in 1960. He had penny stocks. He started penny stock trading with 5,000. And he earned that from working as a lifeguard, just like Yanni, and a sprinkle installer, just like Binky. Yes. Yes. He started out, he was a lifeguard, just like Yanni, and a sprinkle installer, just like Binky. Yes. Yes. He started out, he was a hustler,

and then he started out, the first investments he took were from friends of his family, people he knew from the neighborhood, people he knew from Temple, his trusted family friends were his first investments. That's what kind of a, and the question with Bernie is, did he go in with this or did he become this? I think a mind like that goes in with that.

Yeah. He sees the playing field. He sees the potential of the Ponzi scheme and he started by ripping off his close family friends. And that was the beginning. And the genius of Bernie Madoff was, they say, he was so friendly, he was always accessible. He made himself, he was so friendly, he was always accessible,

he made himself, he marketed himself to be like the guy. Like he had tailored his image so much, and because certain people were getting those returns, he calculated the whole thing. He's like, I'm gonna start out like this so people get their returns, and then that's gonna win the confidence of bigger whales. And then at the end of the day,

I'm gonna get these billionaires. And at the end of the day, he was looking for the guys who had the most money because those were the people when you have a Ponzi scheme who can afford to keep their money with you. They just keep reinvesting, reinvesting, let their money grow, because they're so rich that they can live off the money

they have liquid and just keep their money with you. And that's the money that he took to pay all his smaller wells. Right, and it was always on, the investors who gain access was always on word of mouth referrals. So it was never like on the computer, it was never like any documentation, it was always word of mouth.

So he built up his reputation to be this guy that just gets you unbelievable returns and his and and and everybody I think most people were in shock until he was caught everybody believed this guy He even invested money with the New York Mets I mean the New York Mets invested money with him. He could have taken down the New York Mets, which would have killed Debo He went to people's bar mitzvahs. He went to their birthdays. He went to their funerals. So nobody suspected him. He became friends He was the opposite. As sociopaths and psychopaths do,

they appear to be the opposite of what they are. That's why it's so crazy that people go after people who say words. It's like the people who are saying bad things are letting you know they're human. It's the ones like Bill Cosby who pretend to be the opposite of what they are is what you gotta watch for. Some of them.

Yeah, I mean, fuck, fucking what's his name? The rapist who was good looking, who was his own lawyer. Yanni Biden's right now. Yanni, uh. Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy pretended to be her, he pretended to be a nice guy.

He didn't walk up and say, hey, I'm gonna bite your tits off in my Volkswagen. Yeah, no. Because then you wouldn't have gotten the Volkswagen. I wouldn't have. So what the fuck has happened? Are we so naive now? Yeah.

I mean, that's why we need to celebrate Bernie Madoff because you get what you deserve Yeah, you get what you deserve if you want to go word-of-mouth referral and fucking you know Think that you're in the inner circle the money-making genius and do all that then I think you deserve you deserve to lose the money Why does he go to jail? If you're an idiot and you want to do that? It's like that's why I keep my money with Charles Schwab. Yeah, I mean Who was also crook back in the day. It's what it is. I'm actually gonna take it out soon. But we could do Charles Schwab too

because he was a big industrial capitalist. Was he a crook? Do you know? Yeah, he was, he was. Tell us about Charles Schwab. Insider trading. So he would do. What is insider trading?

Insider trading is basically when you have some inside information before things hit the market, you buy up all the fucking stock, and then when the stock gets hot, you sell it at a profit. But why is that illegal? And let it go, because it's insider trading. It's like all these rules just prevent people

from fucking having these edges that like, if you're naturally gifted, why do they have to pay? I mean, that's what I'm talking about. That's what fucking America's built on. Yeah, can I curse now? Are our sponsors safe? We've left ATC at this point. We had a great relationship with you,

but it's time to make a little money. We're a Ponzi scheme. We are a Ponzi scheme. We are a Ponzi scheme. I mean, people come to us, they see history hyenas, they're like, I'm gonna learn something. And then it's just me and you screaming about yachts. Yachts, yeah. And there are patrons of Ponzi scheme too,

but go join the patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys. Join at the higher levels. You won't get what you paid for. Yeah, I mean, all the things that Bertie Madoff was famous for, we're famous for. Our podcast is spread word of mouth. We're very personable. We heart DMs.

We're there for you. We respond to messages. We're onto Cover Jews. And then, and then at the end we go, by the way, we got patreon.com. No, we give you, we give you, see we're the opposite of Bernie Madoff.

We give you something for your money. Yes. Granted it's not what you think it is, but it's something. But still it's something, at least you get something. I mean, so what does Vinny T have to say? Because insider trading, there are so many, because the stock market crashed,

there's like all these rules that they created. So because it crashed, because people have like sell it, they get panicked and they sell. And so that's one of the reasons why insider trading is illegal, right? Well, yeah, well, Chrissy part of a good point. Well, we're doing this episode. Let's just be honest. Everything. We've been sort of a financial economy for like the last 50 years. Right. So like, but so after the crash of 1928, they, FDR created the SEC to regulate Wall Street because these guys, these capitalists crashed it.

They took everyone's money and they crashed it by doing insider trading, by doing Ponzi schemes, all this shit. So they crashed it, right? So then confidence in the market was gone till the 50s. Nobody invested in the market. It took like 30 years till ordinary people and people started and then the market went up. Then it crashed fucking again. Then it was an unprecedented growth for 25 years while China was making all our shit, and our main economy just became bullshit. It's just bullshit.

How much you can bullshit somebody into what you can do for them and fake jobs. And then the crash came in 2008, big time. That was the crash, huge, big, huge, big, big mistake. Big mistake, huge. Vivian, gonna name my daughter Vivian. And then taxpayers with socialism bailed out those banks, bailed out those bankers, those CEOs who robbed us all.

Right. They didn't even go to prison. No, they didn't go to prison. No, and they got reimbursed. I mean, they got reimbursed for all the money that they stole and how they crashed the economy. They did essentially what the mortgage brokers did in the housing market.

They did, it was just an orgy and everyone thinks the boom's gonna last forever. So everyone believes a lie. Everyone keeps putting money in. They're keep getting money on the returns, but you're really getting money, you're getting money off of some bigger whale who they're stealing money to to pay back

and they're taking commissions every time they move your money. So it's just all one big Ponzi scheme because money's not infinite. So it's like, if you're getting your returns and they're getting paid, it's like, it's gonna end and the money's coming from somewhere. So like you said, a bank is a Ponzi scheme.

They take your money and they hold it and then they give that money to someone else like a bigger whale. So like when I put a million dollars in, the interest they pay me comes from your money, and that's why when everyone takes their money out, the banks flop. And then guess what?

They're federally insured, which means the taxpayers who've paid that money into the government, which is socialism, saves them. Clip it. If we had a firm, our slogan would be, let us move your money while you move your monkey. That's would be the slogan. Look, and it's fine.

Look, it's fine to have an economy based on bullshit because that means you have slaves overseas making your shit. It's what it is. Which liberals don't want to admit. They just want to tweet it on the phone. They want to say, hey, fucking this isn't woke, but it's here.

I mean, fucking, are they Trump supporters? And they're tweeting it on a phone that was made by child slave labor in China for 14 cents with a Communist gun to their head. It's what it is. And that shirt that they're wearing at the Gap was made by a Sri Lankan one-handed child, but that is fine because that is beyond your sight. It's Phoenix, Arizona and Red Bank, New Jersey I'm coming to you February 25th to the 27th Phoenix, Arizona the House of Comedy March 5th I'm coming to the Vogel Theatre in Red the 27th, Phoenix, Arizona, the House of Comedy. March 5th, I'm coming to the Vogel Theater in Redback, New Jersey.

It's gonna be fun, okay? Phoenix, Arizona, hit me with a can of Arizona iced tea. Vogel Theater, hit me with a salami sandwich. You can't lose. ChristyComedy.com, yas. What it is, it's all ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bullshit. It's all fuckin' Pulp Fiction. Okay, so investigators, so the reason why

Bernie Madoff went down is because this kid really started his pungent scheme in like the 80s. And he didn't go down until what's like 30 years later, because he eventually got to a point where he couldn't. People wanted $7 billion back, and he only had about $200 million. And then he said, whoopsie daisy, can I borrow some money?

So what did you? March 2009. So how long did he get away with this shit for? He got, for 30 years. Yeah, and we're talking about he had billions of dollars for himself that he was just siphoning off. Why is he not in the Hall of Fame? I mean, the kid is a first ballot fucking Hall of Fame.

He is the goat of thieves. Yeah, I named fucking buildings after him. I'd make him president right now. Because I mean- You put him in prison, this is why America's not doing well. We try to put him in prison and pretend like this isn't what our whole country's about.

He went down because he was the biggest, but in this era when the stock market crashed, they all got exposed because all these whales, and whales means big investors, wanted their money back, and none of these guys had their money. And here you go, of course, in March 2009, Madoff pleaded guilty to fraud, money laundering, and other crimes. Madoff's accountant David G. Freeling was also charged in March

security frauds. It was later revealed that he had been unaware of the Ponzi scheme after cooperating with prosecutors. He served no prison time. So was he not aware? Did he cooperate with prosecutors? Even our own law enforcement are criminals. So what is happening? It's just all about the deal. All Bernie Madoff was doing was making deals. That's what these people do. They just make deals. Yeah, and let me- Of course he knew.

You just like, you, if you're oppressed in this country, all you gotta do is get money. This country's about money. Everyone listens to money. So, and how do you get money? You start in crime. I mean, how did the Italians come up? Crime.

The first Jews that came to Brooklyn, immigrants. Yeah, crime. Kid Twist Relis, we should do an episode on- Let's do it. The Jews and the Italians in those neighborhoods, they were criminals. Criminals. The Irish came here, what did they do?

They became cops. Fucking criminals. Criminals. Everyone who comes here, look at the Russians now, criminals. And then you take that money and you open a fucking some pizza shop where you can launder that money and then you take that money and you invest it in a rapper,

and then that rapper becomes big, you own him, he buys a baseball team, and then everyone's coming up. This whole country is founded on crime. We're stealing your money right now. We didn't prepare for this episode. Rewed Wikipedia, we are fucking selling, we're shooken and jiving charisma to you for money. It's a crime.

We should be in jail. Yeah. 2001. Venetine doesn't have a real job. Yeah. The only person who has a real job here is Mike. He does actual work. We show up and say, put the fucking notes on the screen.

It's what it is. And let's yell charisma at these people for Danny. And how dare you fucking say that we have no African-American presence in this studio? Where is this hyena from? I need it. Yeah. Fucking he is the fucking hyena, she's a hyena.

They are a hyena. Yeah, we named this fucking podcast after a trans animal. We have the most trans fans and it's probably true. It's probably true. Because trans women probably love you. Yeah, I got it. Would you fuck Maurice Sinner ass pussy? 100%.

100%. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%. 100%.

Because we're not really a history podcast. Here we go, financial analyst Harry Markopolos, a Greek kid, repeatedly presented to Securities and Exchange Commission, the SEC, with evidence, notably a detailed investigation called The World's Largest Hedge Fund is a fraud in 2005 and nobody listened to him because he was a Greek fucking asshole.

Just because he kept showing up to court with a baby lamb yelling about how he's got the greatest country in the world and you wouldn't have civilization unless it was for me and my family and nobody read his dumb fucking papers to the SEC. Yeah, Greeks are really like, we are the Al Bundy of countries.

Yeah. We like constantly talk about the glory days like Al Bundy did about his high school football days, but really we're just selling shoes now. It's just selling shoes. It's what it is. Oh, that was funny. I laughed hard. You made me laugh hard when you said 100% without flinching.

Yeah, it's just what it is. You're just an uninhibited kid that's ready to play ping pong. I'm just ready to go. You tell me what to do and I'll do it. I mean, yeah. Chrissy wind up. It's just what it is. You just fucking wind up and you let him fucking go. Just let it go. Or you just take the leash off

and let him fucking gallop around the park. It's just what it is. I mean, I can't fucking gallop. You put anything on the screen, I'll do a podcast about it. No. No. It's just what it is.

This is my favorite part because Bernie Madock was so good at what he did. Right. He knew just like sociopaths like we said, they pretend to be the opposite of what they are. So this kid ingratiated himself to all his clients, was always available by phone. If your dad died, he was at your funeral. He was your best friend. He also went a step further. He sat on SEC, Securities Exchange Commission boards. He advised. He was such an insider with the people who were regulating Wall Street,

that he was beyond suspicion. He was such a mensch on the surface. He did all these little good deeds, sent you a fucking, you know, NBA jam, sent you a present here, made you feel good, you know what I mean? The whole time he's robbing everybody, but nobody suspected him because of how,

on the surface, superficially, a nice guy he was, which is why sociopaths and psychopaths always have what they call superficial glib, they're charming and glib, on the surface. So you never suspect them. One guy, one fucking guy who happened to be Greek, Harry Markopolos was saying, hey, we have a problem here.

We have a big problem. Harry's making this money. He has this, because the Greeks is paranoid. See, this is the thing about Greeks, we overthink everything. That's why Greeks lose their mind and go crazy. That's why my mom lost it. And the bodies hold on.

That's why you're showing up to the studio in flip-flops. That's why I've showed up in flip-flops. We're not all there because we entertain all these possibilities, but we're the only ones doingops. We're not all there. It's coming. Because we entertain all these possibilities, but we're the only ones doing that. We risk insanity to catch you. We'll risk insanity to find out what's going on. That's how paranoid we are.

It's what it is. So there's one guy had him a couple of years ago. What's this coming here? This has to be a bit of a scheme. Kevin and Tia has to be happy something here. So we look at here, what happened? He has a 1% return when the market is down? This is impossible.

And they were saying, no, you don't know Bernie, he's a mensch. I just had a chicken soup with him yesterday. We went and had a match. Then we went to Hollywood. I saw my cousin, we invested in the movie. You don't know him, he's from my temple. He's a good guy.

And I just, you don't know him. You're talking about a Jew. I mean, he's a mensch, you know, he's got good spa. He's got some hoots and spooza. And he's fine. And he said I just, you don't know him. You're talking about a Jew. I mean, he's a man, you know, he's got good shpatsva. He's got some hootsa and shputsa, and he's fine. And he said, no, you don't understand, he's a thief. I'm a Greek, I'm a tzikra, I'm telling you. And so he went to the Security and Exchange Commission, and he did the math, because the guy was a genius,

Mark Hoppins, he ran the numbers, he said, it's impossible. It's impossible while the market is down for him to be giving this type of return, which is what made him so sought after. Right. The thing, the crime he was doing is what made him so sought after. Right.

The returns he was giving the multitude of people from these huge whales he had. So that's why these people deserve what they got. Yeah. Because like when you take a step back, you're going like, how come there's one guy who's able to give everyone these returns when nobody can? They were so blinded by their own fucking pig greed

for money and just the possibility of the boom that they didn't see it. But Harry Mark R. Coppola went multiple times, starting in what? 2005. No, even before that. 2001. 2001, 2005, 2008, I think even in the 90s.

So he kept going to the SEC, I'm telling you, this is the biggest Ponzi scheme in history. The SEC didn't listen, nobody investigated, administrations didn't listen, Congress didn't listen, boom, until the crash, because he was operating under that cover of the boom, where everyone was just going, it's gonna keep going, it's gonna keep going, money, it's greed, keep going, keep going, keep going.

It's just a fucking coke burner. And then when it crashed, he was exposed because everyone saw the economy crash and they're like, okay, Bernie, hey, Bernie, yeah, thank you for coming. Bernie, how you doing? It's Shlomi. Listen, Bernie, your son, I had a really great time

with you coming to see my son play baseball. I've never had an investor who's made me the amount of money you've made me and also a friend. I consider you a friend, but right now, Bernie, right now, Bernie, the market's looking bad. I'm a little scared, okay, because I got grandchildren and I want them to be able to own their own country one day. So can you give me my 80 million back

and then when the market recovers, I'll come back to you and he said uh, well I slow me. Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing There's uh, there's insects on my windows and I got to pick up the baby. Yeah I'll have your money. It's on the windows. Yeah, it's just yeah Fucking that's what happened pretty much there There was no money to be given out. When Madoff's operations collapsed in December of 2008, amid the global economic crisis, he reportedly- At Banco Santana.

Oh yeah, Banco Santana, Santander Bank. Cause when you go to get your house, are you going to Banco Popular? 100%, that's the only place I can get pre-approved. Yeah, I got, and so he admittedly in 2008. How popular or as you're known by your baby's mama. Yeah, it's what it is. It's a joke.

It's a joke. Do we have to cut that out? No. Okay. He dimensioned to the scam. He reportedly admitted the scam to members of his family in 2008 and then once he told his family, things started to get bad.

In March, 2009, he pleaded guilty to fraud, money laundering and other crimes. And then, you know, he got like family, things started to get bad. In March 2009, he pleaded guilty to fraud, money laundering, and other crimes. And then he got like 150,000 years in prison or something like that. But he really was just made an example of it. 150 years in prison, and he asked to pay like, I think $150 billion, something like that, restitution. Something ridiculous that he'll never pay.

He's gonna die in jail. And really, I mean, he was the biggest guy to ever do. Oh, Denny Chin. In June 2009, Federal Judge Denny Chin gave made off the maximum sentence of 150 years in prison. I actually know Judge Denny Chin because we went to the Hamptons together. His family and my family would stay very close

by each other. Denny Chin, he's from Queens. Are you serious? I swear to God, yeah, he's from Queens and- When would you go to the Hamptons? Huh? You went to the Hamptons? Yeah would you go to the Hamptons? Huh? You went to the Hamptons? Yeah, I went to the Hamptons this summer.

Oh, after you became a star. Yeah. Because before that you didn't even know the Hamptons was a spot. No, before that I used to go out to Montauk and I would work on the fishing boats out there. You did? Yeah.

To Montauk? I used to go, I was going to Montauk. Could you tell the difference between Montauk and Cheaps at Bay or were you like, this isn't as classy as Cheaps at Bay because they can't go to a clam bar, I can't get clams on a plastic plate. One of them had, the only way I knew the difference

is one of them had Randazzo's clam bar and one of them didn't. You gotta understand, Chris. But yeah, Denny Chinz, this guy's a fuck, he gave Bernie Madoff 150 years like he was handing out candy. Yeah. It's crazy, and he's a great guy, he's a really nice guy. Yeah, tell me about Denny Chinz, it's crazy,

you know somebody who's involved in this. Yeah, we know. That's who you do, that's how you are, man. That's how you are. We do a whole fucking episode. You don't bother to mention the fact that you know the judge that put Bernie made off away. Because I've still got-

I've been friends with you for years, and you never mentioned to the fact that you were a complete sociopath. That one slipped. And then the other one slipped. You never told me that you had fucking dinner with Cal Ripken Jr. Like you had-

I know, Jackson was there. Yeah, and then you told me you went to fucking- With Kevin Spacey too. Yeah, and then you waited years to tell me that Bernie Williams, your Bernie Williams favorite comedian. You just don't care about anything normal people care about. You just wanna fucking gamble with your life.

That's what it is. It's the only thing that matters with you. It's the only thing that matters. If I went to fucking dinner with Cal Ripken Jr. I would be bragging about it every single day. Yeah. You didn't tell, you told me like it was a matter of fact. So you knew the judge who put him away. I knew Danny Cheney put him away.

Like he knows your name. Maybe, yeah, I think so. I know his family. I'm very close friends with his family. That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Can we call him up? We could call, uh, we could.

How great would it be if we had Bernie Madoff, and now Bernie Madoff to give his side of the story. Let me call, let me call. Guys, I don't approve, I don't approve of this podcast. He had a New York accent. There's actually a good video of him pulling up where he's bullshitting, it's great. Can you pull up just him talking about deregulating,

how he went to the SEC and he said, I'm telling you, you gotta deregulate, and they tell me no, but then they do it. I mean, the guy is charismatic. You can tell. I mean, what I'm basically trying to say to you is anyone charismatic is a sociopath. Will Smith, Bill Clinton.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to call Chris how I know him. Tim Dillon, I mean, it's just what it is. Let me just get a proof of that. We can say it. I mean, it's all public info. Yeah, but if you can, that'd be amazing. No, I called Chris.

He didn't pick up. The reason why I know him is Chris and Jill, you know, it's all public info. I wouldn't have. Yeah, but if you can, that'd be amazing. No, I called Chris. He didn't pick up. The reason why I know him is Chris and Jill, you know, like Otis. Yeah. Otis and Jill, whose house we go to all the time in Montauk, it's Jill. Otis is a little troublemaker, isn't he? He's a little troublemaker.

Greeks are troublemakers. But it's Jill's uncle. Denny Chin is Jill's uncle. So can we get him on an episode? Can we talk to the judge who put away Bernie Madoff? That's why I called and asked Chris. Yeah, we can zoom him in. We can do a bonus with him. Let me ask, hold on, let me call Joe.

Yeah, just look for a Bernie Madoff interview. No, SEC, not FCC. If you give your money to a kid who sounds like Bernie Madoff, like just a New York scumbag, or who is the other guy who Leonardo DiCaprio played and who Chad, my friend on Wall Street actually worked under him.

I forgot the guy's name but he was a great... Wolf of Wall Street guy. Oh, Jordan. Yeah, Jordan Peterson or whatever his name is. Yeah, he's the other guy. His first name's Jordan. Yeah, Jordan Dushbag. If you get a call from a guy going, hey, how you doing?

My name's Jordan. Yeah, I got money for you, guy. Yeah, Jordan Belfort. Yeah, it's really Jordan Belfort. If you give him money to a guy that sounds like that who says, I'm money for you, Guy. Yeah, Jordan Belfort. Jerry Belfort, it's really Jordan Belfort. If you give him money to a guy that sounds like that, who says, I'm gonna invest you heavy on the island, then it's your loss. So why did Jordan Belfort not get all this time in prison,

but Bernie Madoff did? They pretty much committed the same crime, or not nearly as much money? He was doing, what he was doing was not, what stockbrokers do, this is what he did. So stockbrokers would do this. Stockbrokers. The guy who went to the same school, American University.

Wow. You went to the same school as the Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, the Wolf of Wall Street. He's from the Bronx. That's what it is. Yeah, I mean, the kid's from the Bronx. So if he calls you. Cause he's the Wolf of Wall Street

and you're the lamb of Colonial Road. So yeah, if a guy sounds like that, don't give him any money. But so what he did was he would call you up, he's your broker, and he goes, hey, Chrissy, I got to buy this. And you're going, okay, you're just trusting him. And he's moving your money a bunch of times and sometimes without your permission just to make his commission.

Got it. So and then when you call up, he's like, yeah, no, we're going to. Yeah, but you get protected from things like that when you go to a big company like a Charles Schwab or like a, what's the other big one? You get protected, yes, by those big companies because those companies are so big that they're regulated by the SEC and so it's like they don't wanna risk their reputation.

But you can make more money sometimes with these other guys. If they keep flipping you, but you're gonna, you know, you lose your money. I mean, if the market crashes and stuff like that, you lose all your money even with those companies. But then you get bailed out by the taxpayers. Because mainly those companies do when those Fortune 500 companies and the big ones that,

if you lost those companies, you'd have no fucking country anymore. Yeah, exactly. So when those companies steal from you, the taxpayers, which they do, which happened in 2008, the guys who work for their, that's what they were doing. So they went bankrupt or whatever and spent all your money. But then the government bailed them out.

The government gave everyone back their money, bailed them out of all their losses, and that's what it is. So, I mean, it's just like, has any, these libertarians are hilarious. They live in like a, it's like, do you know human nature? And the communists are equally hilarious. It's like, dude, have you played the game Monopoly?

What happens at the end? One guy's got all the money. Oh, my daughter wins even though she cheated? The one guy, yeah, dude, have you played the game Monopoly? What happens at the end? One guy's got all the money. My daughter wins even though she cheated. The one guy, yeah, one guy's got all the money and everyone else is just a fucking slave. Yes, what is? So it's like you gotta restart the game. Yeah, Jordan Belfort pleaded guilty to fraud

for the pump and dump scheme, which is a different thing in the gay community. And cost his investors 200 milli and he was sentenced to four years in prison and served 22 months for 200 mills. That's it, so if you smoke. But Madoff got 150 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if you smoke a blunt in New York,

you get like 15 years. But if you steal $200 million, you get a movie made about you and you get a book. Kamala is gonna change that. And by the way, I just found out, I can't believe I didn't know this. You know the governor of New York, like Governor Cuomo can just be the governor forever. There's no

term limits as long as he's just can continuously get voted in. Yeah, I mean, there's no there's no term limits for consecutive terms. So if he can get voted in, if he keeps getting voted in, it doesn't matter if two, three terms he's out, he could just as long as he gets the votes, he keeps getting in. Is that like everywhere or just in New York state? Well, I know for the state of New York, but it's like, would you would never,

you would even with you being liberal, would you vote for Governor Cuomo if he was up for election today? Depends on what my friend says, okay. Yeah. Exactly. Depends, okay, cool. Depends, I mean, she, Veneti doesn't care, she just wants everyone to be cool.

Which I admire. She's like, look guys, like, I know everyone's a hypocrite and like, whatever's gonna make it okay. And also I have to do this for my mother's health. So if I post this twice a week, my mother's heart and her arrhythmia will go down a little bit. She must have yesterday been like,

we need to put him in prison a couple weeks ago. There was a lot of also hyena fans getting a little bit too sensitive. We just have a good time here. What did they say? What did some of the hyenas say? They're like, I can't, I want to call me like a left. But that's part of the fun of it.

It's like, didn't you have people from the left who were upset? Yeah, they a couple of people said they don't want to listen to the podcast anymore because they're just thinking that it's a little bit too right. And I don't feel that. But that's just how but that's yeah, that's I think. I'm just feeling very sensitive right now. It's not a big deal. It's just I'm I'm happy to be here

because you guys allow me to express myself if I feel like it's not. And you guys have your opinions, I have mine. What it is. We can just chill. What it is. Yeah, we have the right ones, you have the wrong ones. Okay.

Yeah, those people are messaging you and they're just trying, what they're really saying is I'm too poor to afford to patron because I'm a liberal cuck. Yeah. Listen, if you want to listen to a podcast that has your exact politics or makes you feel good about what you believe,

this isn't the podcast for you. We go for funny and you'll never know what we truly believe because we are nihilists. It's what it is. We're not, I'm not even an American citizen. Yeah. Okay, I vote for Putin. Yeah, I'm okay. I vote for Putin. Yeah. And my true identity is Ethiopian woman.

It's what it is. Ethiopia's airports. Say I'm wrong and you're fucking discriminating against me, baby bitch. When does this episode come out, V? Oh, it's coming out January 20th, so I was already at Soul Jolt, so forget it. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. Jewish shows in the middle of the winter. I just do. I just think it's very appropriate.

We're doing a podcast about Bernie Madoff and you were twirling. What do you think I was doing? Where's the dreidel? Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. I'm going to play. When it's dry and ready, your money will be gone. Bernie Madoff everyone, patreon patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys,

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We're going to steal it like Bernie. Yeah. Free Bernie Madoff, American hero. All right, everybody here. We love to read the patreon names as always at the end of every episode patreon.com slash pay rich boys to join the fun pick a funny name and maybe one the PPW the pseudo penis of the week. Here we go. Andreas Morales, Drew Ballard, then we got Jacob, give me a nickel and Christie D can experiment with my pickle Huey Drexler. They

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She was texting her parade. No, we can't read that one again. Yeah, that was bad. Then we got Felix Carlo. Then we got Jeff, Jeffrey, cut you open and clean you out Dahmer. Oh, I just read it. Oh, it's bad. Yeah, I wanted to at least see your bad facial expression. What about Jeffrey, cut you open and clean you out Dahmer. Oh, I just read it. Oh, it's bad. I want to at least see your bad facial expression.

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too with a little Puerto Rican skin flute. Okay, Joseph van Sickle, Dominic Zacakus, then we got Christian aka so honed up a Sherman necktie can't mangle my monkey Wilner. It's on the list. On the list. Then we got Dante's sauce monkey fumes a funky put me on the list before I get steel pipe Chrissy pissed and throw an Adolf Fittler Sylvester. It's called an Adolf Fittler, which we can't.

He went to, if he just went with Adolf, I'm going to throw something, you know, it's shorter with. Yeah. I'm going to throw an Adolf Fittler. Yeah. If you do something like that. Then we got Blake Chrissy cracked and cupped my sack from the back cob then we got Rian Cordorzo at best of podcasting Ryan Cordorzo sorry then we got half cheese monkey half Eastern Hemi with the perma semi Swiss Filipino

what's a cheese monkey cheese monkey what's a cheese monkey? Half cheese monkey. Yeah, what's a cheese monkey? I don't know. What would that be? Somebody from Wisconsin? Yeah, maybe Wisconsin. Yeah, funny Drexler. Then we got hysterectomy, hyena's number one. Then we got Fuhrer Schultz made Akash Singh a slumdog millionaire.

I mean, sometimes you just know the winner when you hear it. God, I feel so bad. It's on the deck. Oh god, I feel so bad for the rest of the list. It's what it is, but we're going to keep going because sometimes a name like that jolts the rest of the list. Yeah. Then we got Dom. Is that the best of all time?

Might be. I mean, Führer Schulzman and you. Made Arkaus sing a Slumdog Millionaire. I mean, it's so good I want to text the two Schulz. Yeah. No, because you're're gonna get yelled at again. Then we got Dom, Wesley Smith, then we got Maurice the Jersey piece, If You Hold Your Breath, It's Not Gay Muse.

That's funny, it deserves a director. That's a director, that's the definition of a director. That's the definition, could've been on the list. Then we got Dustin Hinkle, Karen Quispy, then we got Ripped, Tris, and Thick Thighs, cause that's where the gay got stuck. Very funny. I'm sorry, Ripped, Tries, and Thick Thighs thighs because that's where the gay got stuck very funny sorry ripped tries and thick thighs because that's where the gay got stuck very funny Drexler Seth then we got Danny after dark because daytime is too white Drexler Lewis Anguinn Giga Adam Rudel

Zach Maglazi Jack then we got Anastas Sparedes then we got Raul the Romanian but make no mistake my grandfather wore Hugo Boss. Very funny. Drexler. They're all going to get Drexler now. Yeah. Whitney Lee. Then we got call me Venetia because I'm going straight to the black. That's what you think the race is one. You have a contender, a contender roll out the catapult.

Fucking put it on the list on the list. Then we got it's not a skin flute it's not a douche flute it's a vape. Drexler yeah that's funny though. Then we got Anthony LaGuardia, Shayna Gibson, then we got Zack I went down in a girl when I was in preschool because her name was Kimberly and I liked the pink Ranger Edwards. Originality gets another list. Yeah. Then we got Louis the fully charged fume and Frenchman Lamour. Okay. Then we got Leslie only half Mexican Ruiz.

Then we got Josh South Jersey English Scottish Trash Parker. Brian Costello. Then we got Kenny jokes egg whites only no yolks hashtag China China did it. You gotta love those curve balls. Yeah. It's a Drexler, yeah. Then we got Kelso Construction Boot Ramusen. Yeah. Jonas Sebastian, then we got a Squeak from Hawaii.

A Squeak from Hawaii? That's a chicken finger. A Squeak from Hawaii. I'm a Squeak from Hawaii, it's a Drexler, yeah. Yeah, then we got Charlie Burris, then we got BC, then we got Father Bill Spackle My Poop Shoot with his glue gun, Rory Farrell, then we got Father Bill Spackle my poop shoot with his glue gun. Rory Farrell, Lauren Anglet Roheek, then we got the fume full uncut dummy in a can Dominican.

Yeah, okay. And we got John Elon Fumar from Khan. Then we got J Baby to trail Damien Euler, Johnny Banks with a few brews, Breezy, CJ Calisano, the Canadian Sauce Monkey, Raymundo Carillo, then we got Vincenzo Sauce Monkey Camilleri. Yeah, I mean without a doubt. AJ Watson, Marley Wanstal, then we got Jennifer Mare, James Hanel, NBM, Zach Forrester, Jared Zekowski, Hector, Paris Morales, Andrew Johnston. Then we got potato monkey on the streets, loaf monkey in the sheets, because

Timmy Dillon is my fumer. On the list. On the list. Yeah. It's going to lose, but it's on the list. Then we got Matt, Matt Woljant, Matt Wojcicin, Jay Beatty. Then we got Tori, Tucker D from Tucker C, Squeak Snack. Then we got Too Ugly for Gumar, so I hire a toot to lick my poop shoot.

I mean, do you appreciate that one? I like it too ugly for Kumar. So I hired toot to lip my, I mean, it's on the list. So it's going to lose, but it's on the list. We got Jacob D. Shaq, region mask, Alan Meyer, celly. Then we got straight to the back of Maurice's ass pussy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. On the list, it's gonna lose, but on the list.

Troll wave, then we got troll wave radio. Then we got apprehensive anus. Straight to the back of Maurice's ass pussy, he's a goody though. On any other day, it would've won, but how do you beat slumdog millionaire? I don't know. Then we got Richard A. Jimenez, Earl Dean Wyatt III,

Jay, then we got St. John Papas de la Wyatt, the third, Jay, then we got St. John Pappas de la Fumes, Landon Martinez, and last but not least, Andrew, I want to kill some pills and play in DeLville with a priest named Bill Ferguson. It's a good one. Good one. Borderline Drexler. But we got three contenders clear contenders. Here we go. So I'll read I'll read the final three. Hold on. There was a few other than made the list, but we can direct them. Yeah, it's three. Okay, so I'll do the three that we know. Yeah, there was a few other that made the list, but we can direct some of them. Yeah, it's three. Okay, so I'll do the three that we know.

Yeah. Three maybe of the greatest of all time, by the way. So we got Fuhrer Schultz made Akash Singh a slumdog millionaire. I mean, that is... Okay, so that's one. Just hear him out. Then we got Call Me Venetia,

because I'm going straight to the black. But that one also is... And then we got straight to the back of Maurice's ass pussy. So those are the three. Here's what I'm gonna do this time. This is what I'm ass pussy. Yeah. So those are the three. Here's what I'm gonna do this time. This is what I'm gonna do.

I'm giving all three the victory. Okay. Because that is the holy tree. Those are first ballot Hall of Famers on the same list. And the level of funny of all three is undeniable. Yeah, they're Bernie Madoff level contenders. Yes, those are all Bernie Madoff level. So we got straight to the back of Maurice's ass pussy

is the winner. Yeah. Then we got a call me Venetia because I'm going straight to the black winner and then we got Führer, Schultzmaid, Akash Singh, a slumdog millionaire, big winner. I mean you gotta give off you can't have a loser there. They're all one. And since this is since we do what we want. Yeah. There's three winners. That's what it is. That's what it is. Three winners join the fun patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys get all our content history hyenas calm

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