History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 62 - Spartacus was WILD!

Episode Date: March 24, 2019

The Hyenas talk about the Roman enslaved Spartacus that turned later to be a gladiator. He led a famous slave revolt becoming a hero! His life was truly WILD! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD!Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips

What's up, cuzzy wuzzies? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas, Bad. what's up everybody welcome to another episode of history hyenas i'm ch Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy Kniptions. With me, as always, Giannis Pappas, a.k.a. Yanni Karate, a.k.a. Yanni the Swarthy, Yanni the Swarthy ethnic. I got a sinus infection and I got an ear infection because I'm five year old kid. I got a low grade fever. It's just one of those days. I don't want to be here. Yeah, you do. He's not exaggerating. He has an ear infection. It pretty bad it's it listen listen let me just explain go ahead go ahead you you got a daughter kids gather a lot of germs they accumulate a lot of germs and let's be honest your daughter goes to school in bay ridge she goes to

school with people from a lot of other countries that have different traditions and cuisines yeah you're gonna be exposed to a few bacterias and virus that are not local to the new york city area let's let me just say this where she goes to school with a lot of kids from the eastern Yeah. You're going to be exposed to a few bacterias and virus that are not local to the New York City area. Let me just say this. When she goes to school with a lot of kids from the Eastern Hemisphere. Eastern Hemis. Yeah. The East.

A bunch of Eastern Hemis. Give me a way. Give me a way. I don't think you need it. I think you're correct there. I think ISIS's ruling was correct. OK. Because I think that's as PC as you can get.

Yeah. Referring to the hemisphere from which people emanate. Yeah. Yeah. That they have dirty feet and they give ear infections. Okay. Yeah. I tried. You know what? I was trying to contain you and then you just spilled out fucking like the lead alien from goddamn men in black. Did we give away Sean Sheehan? I can't hear. The fucking racism cockroaches spilled out again. Wee Jong Sheehan. What happened? Yeah. Okay. Trying to fix the button. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Give me away Sean Sheehan. I can't hear racism cockroaches spilled out again what happened yeah okay trying to fix the button okay yeah thank you give me a way shan qian i can't hear out of my left ear now let me tell you something okay i just want to say if we need something fixed isis is the wrong type of swarthy to have that fixed yeah you don't want that kind of swarthy yeah yeah you want south asian you don't want Arabic. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I went to the doctor. Here's the thing.

Okay. I used to be, I used to be a hypochondriac. I really did. I used to worry about everything, Google everything. And now when I think back to that, or again,

like your friends and ridgers call it, your friends from Ridgewood call it being a faggot, being a faggot. Yeah. So I used to just, I used to do that. And, um,

now, you know, cause the CBD oil oil because of no religion because of just growing up because of realizing a narcissist don't forget about salmon don't forget about salmon omega-3 pills because of realizing the narcissism and constantly worrying about yourself and energy and all that stuff i really am not a hypochondriac anymore but on saturday night i bent down to pick up my notes at the comedy cellar and all the fluid that was stuck in my sinus cavity went into my ear and cuz he's was he's cuz he's and cuz that's chicken cuzlets of the matriarchy toots non toots. Whoever's listening for free or is a

member of the matriarchy. The pain in my left ear was wild. It was fucking wild to the point where i had to go to the doctor and had a nice russian doctor today at city md on fourth avenue in bay ridge i went to city md thank you to the people over there and she came in and she said you're acting like baby yeah before she said she said you're acting like baby you grown man you don't have ear infection okay it's little pain she'll have a vagina. Yeah. She said, you have a vagina. She said, but I'm going to take a look.

And she took a look in the right ear and she says, it's just a little lid. I said, well, it's actually the left ear that hurts. She goes, okay, we're going to look at that one, but I'm telling you it's okay.

And she looked in the left ear and she said, oh baby, she said, this, this, this, no good. This is going to hurt.

I said, I felt fluid come out of the ear this morning. When I woke up, she said, yeah, your ear the ear this morning when i woke up she said yeah your ear is crying wow that's what she said she said your ear crying she goes oh and then she said um she said i hope you don't have to fly this week i said i have to fly on thursday she said oh boy she said she i've never had a doctor say that she said look she said i'm going to give you a moxicillin antibiotic to treat the infection so i'm going to give you x strength ibuprofen and she prescribed me a sleeping pill she's like because the the pain in your ear potentially i swear this is a russian doctor she said the pain in your ear may be indescribable when you're

landing wow because the pressure builds up so much that it hurts people who have no ear infection imagine having an ear infection she said so i'm just going to try to put you to sleep for the flight yeah and that coming from a russian woman you're gonna have to believe her because make no mistake those people have a high pain threshold yes they do they just come from a country where millions and millions of people always seem to die yeah you ever notice that when you read about anything in history about russia there's always some footnote footnote about the amount of people died yes And it's always in the millions. Always in the millions. So she told me

that it's going to be a lot of pain. And my ear is just clogged. It's just legit clogged. Mike told me, Mike said that he had an ear infection when he was an adult and it just stuck. Mikey over here. Oh, Mikey emoji face. Mikey emoji face. Can you go with that one? Is that one okay? Left-sided Mike. Mikey San Antonio. Or we call

Mikey over the border. Mikey over the wall. Yeah. Humpty Dumpty. Mikey on the wall. Mikey one is that one okay left-sided mike mikey san antonio yeah or we call mikey mikey mikey over the border mikey over the wall yeah humpty dumpty mikey on the wall mikey catapults yeah mikey catapults mikey white walker mikey kind of balding yeah very balding but not all the way yet mikey scurrying around mikey youtubes mikey's running our youtubes that's his name mikey youtubes i picture mikey scurrying around too like if he was working in a King's court, yeah, he would just be scurrying around and his fat will be juggling all over where he's trying to carry drinks to people.

It's just what it is. Yeah. And I'm really, I'm proud to say that the last three episodes that we've put out on this podcast have been great episodes. And I know that because Mikey has been awake the entirety of them. Yes. He used to fall asleep to our episodes,

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Because I got this weekend for the people hearing this on Thursday to my Patreon peoples, to the matriarchy, to the matriarchy. I'll be at Levity Live Comedy Theater. It is a beautiful club in West Nyack in the Palisades Mall, West Nyack, New York, from March 22nd to the 24th. If you can't make that, or if you're a fucking Long Island Jew, if you're a Long Island Jew, or if you're a Spadaducci Italian whose family retreated to Ony Island because you want to escape the influx of minorities, I will be in Levittown, Long Island, the Governor's Comedy Club. Yeah, that's a nice comedy club.

That's the next one. That's April 2nd and 3rd. That's nice. So the first week in April, if you're in Long Island, the Governor's Comedy Club. Yeah, that's a nice comedy club. That's the next one. That's April 2nd and 3rd. That's nice. So the first week in April, if you're in Long Island and you got the bagel face, come see me in Levittown, Long Island. Bagel face is a 10. I will be performing in the part of Long Island that Lynn dreamed that Chrissy would be living as a physical therapist with many Filipino friends.

If you make it to Levittown, Long Island from Ridgewood, Queens, then you're in the Hall of Fame. Because you did just as good by moving to Bay Ridge. Yeah. And having one friend from Park Slope. It's got to be by the bay or have Ridge in the name. Yeah. That you have one friend that your friends from home refer to as a faggot is this victory for Lynn and Eileen. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Because make no mistake, your friends have said, are you hanging out with that comedy faggot friend Eileen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because make no mistake, your friends have said, are you hanging out with that comedy faggot friend of yours? Yeah. Yeah. The libtard from Park Slope.

And you said, oh, you mean Yana's fucking one eyes? Yeah. Yeah. And then after that, I will be in Point Pleasant, New Jersey on April 12th and 13th. Yeah.

Did I just say I will be on on point? I'll be in Point Pleasant, New Jersey at Uncle Vinny's Comedy Club. Who pays in straight cash. So if you want to rob Giannis, that's the time to do it. Yeah. Also, governor's pays in cash.

Yeah, I feel like one of my friends, one of my friends from home sent out this tweet the other day, and I feel like he was talking about Giannis. He said, shout out to all of the Irish people whose families were enslaved, came to the US for a. for a better life, worked in factories and then got called privileged and blamed for slavery by beta male soy drinking hypocrites and depressed feminists. And I said that I'm sorry that that's not about Giannis.

I sent that to Giannis to show to show Giannis just what kind of Ridgewood kids, how they feel. It's just what it is at that point. Right. It's just what it is at that point, right? It's just what it is, yeah. Real quickly, just because I said I wanted to read our second sponsor, and this will be more fluid, more gender fluid next week. It's from Vidora

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Although Spartacus didn't fail. Yeah, I think Jussie Smollett wanted, was looking to just pick himself up. Yeah. I think it's, I think it's kind of, Jussie Smollett's one of the funniest things that's happened in American history. We're going to do an episode fully on Jussie Smollett. Yeah, and if you- It's a stupid name, Jussie. Yeah, Jussie, what did you?

Also, if you're looking for comedy, you got to go to Kyle Dunnigan's Instagram page. Yes, at Kyle Dunnigan. Because he did a spoof on the Jussie Smollett hoax crime. And it's a 10. Yeah, where he pretends he got kidnapped by people and uh by jihadists yeah they're threatening to blow his asshole up if he doesn't say horrible things about girls who rejected him and it's just a 10 and he pretends to be the people who have kidnapped

we're gonna blow your asshole and fuck it he's like okay i'll say it i'll say it jennifer whatever has a smelly vagina yeah it's funny stuff so go check that out so spartacus spartacus i think the scope of the rebellion that he led yeah is unparalleled well first okay i mean we're talking about thousands of followers he had yeah he lived he had a big twitter the kid if the kid was alive today, he would sell tickets. 100% he would have got some people behind him for his movement. He's like a mini fucking Ocasio Cortez. That's what he did. He's like,

that's who should play him in the next movie, Ocasio Cortez. Which, by the way, let's be honest, I like Ocasio Cortez. She's not smoking hot. She's just hot enough for... She's just hot enough. Because she's a fucking pop, pop, pop. She's not a piece. She's not a piece to you because she has no tats on her titties. But when she starts fucking talking like smart, I just pull out the peace guns and I shoot

him at the TV. It's what it is. Yeah. So Spartacus doesn't have a filtered Instagram portfolio. Yeah. You like a good filtered Instagram. Yeah. I like that.

You like bunny ears and a nice haze. Yeah. You like a girl who really knows how to throw some filters on. Listen, if you're a girl on Instagram and you don't have at least one picture with your ass on a stationary bike, I don't want to talk to you. You got it. You got to be doing. You got to at least be on a stationary bike.

So Spartacus 100 lived about 100 years before Christ, and he was born in modern day Bulgaria and what happened is the Roman armies came through Europe as they always did as they were just fucking Italians just used to conquer Italians are conquering kids back then yeah they were spreading they just spread he was back then that area that's now Bulgaria was called Thrace that's

where he's from T-H-A-R-A-C-E yeah so it's modern day Bulgaria so basically the Romans came in and they were like, listen, we're fucking... They're Italian kids. We're a couple of Italian kids. They said, listen, cuz. They said, listen, we see... The reason why we take over this place is because we

realize there's not too many mullion here. Cuz, if you don't give me a way, shut shit, immediately. Can you... We can't... Look, we're not going to be able to do this podcast without the Wei Zhongxin button. So is it fixed, ISIS? Yeah. So that's basically what they said. Okay, do we have a word for ISIS to spell before we continue? Alright, real quick. Mush, pick a word.

We're doing ISIS spell. Pick any word. We're going to just do it randomly at every podcast. Alright. ISIS, get ready to spell this word. You ready? Don't Google either. Don't Google it. Right now. Get ready to spell this word you ready don't google don't google it right now get ready to spell and you can't look at your fingers either it's good yeah yeah he's got the alphabet okay you ready for it do it beautiful b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l all right all right you got one all right good good good all right that's good we'll come at him at random moments yeah random moments right up so the rom. Wait up. So the Romans came in.

The Italian kids came in and said, look, we're in Bulgaria right now. We're going to fucking take this shit over. We're going to take you Spartacus. We're going to take your fucking wife. Yeah. Both of you. So just fucking slave toots to us. Yeah.

Just a couple of fucking slaved out toots. Yeah. We genuinely don't care about you or your wife. You're just your pieces of garbage to us. You're fucking toots. So we want we need you to fight in our army as a Roman soldier. We need you to fight. Yeah. And a roman soldier we need you to fight yeah and then you're gonna fight the boat you're gonna fight your own people because we you're our slave now

you're gonna find our people spartacus didn't want to do it so he ran away he deserted from the army yeah the penalty for desertion back then was you got enslaved and then if you were certain guys who look like spartacus jacked out fucking cute kids who were ripped up they would be put into glad into the they would be sent to gladiator schools basically the movie gladiator is inspired by spartacus pretty much yes yeah so so um uh spartacus gets put in a gladiator school and um it's around 73 bc where he's like fuck this i'm not i'm not doing this i do not want to do this. And he, I think it was, I forgot exactly the city he was in,

but he raided a kitchen, him and about 20 other gladiators, 30 other gladiators raided a kitchen and got kitchen utensils and basically beat the Roman army that the Roman platoon or whatever that was watching them. Yeah. And they escaped into the hills. They basically,

yeah, they started the slave rebellion with steak knives, with steak knives. Yeah. Yeah. So and forks and shit. Yeah. So then now they're in the hills. And don't forget, a lot of times because the Roman army, even though they were very mighty and fucking wild, a lot of time they were fighting real world wars.

They were fighting in Syria. They were fighting in France. They were fighting in Germany. These motherfuckers are trying to conquer. So a lot of times the soldiers who were guarding these gladiator encampments were not very well trained soldiers. They were like weekend warrior soldiers. It was like being in the National Guard, which is it's honorable, but you're not like a professional soldier. So but these gladiators are professional killers, hand-to-hand combat, legit professional killers. So Spartacus and his little army start to defeat Roman platoon after Roman platoon.

And his army keeps growing and growing and growing. Goes from, I think, starts at like 20 or 30. At one point, it's up to like 10,000. I mean, it's still, yeah, it's wild. Yeah. And it's interesting to note that there's three Roman slave rebellions that are known about. Two of them happened in Sicily, which is a province of the Roman empire.

This was the only one that's recorded that happened on the mainland of Italy. Yeah. Yeah. And, and yeah, because the thing is, you know, here's the truth. Slaves,

you would look, you knew most likely you're going to die in slavery. You're going to die. You're going to die. Gladiator. You're just going to get killed. I mean, you were just listen. Here's here's here's two undeniable truths about being a gladiator in that time period.

Every single gladiator had fumes. They all had fumes. There's no way Spartacus didn't have fumes because, I mean, you're just fighting in the summers of Italy and you're not allowed. Oh, you mean literal fumes? Actual fumes because i mean you're just fighting in the summers of italy and you're not allowed oh you mean literal fumes actual fumes wow yeah they had some fucking oil and vinegar fucking fumed out balls yeah there's no question about that and you were gonna die yeah you just weren't gonna you're gonna die a slave or die gladiator yeah one or the other and there's like really there's not a lot of clean water you're're bathing. You know, it's not like they don't have advanced, advanced, you know, sanitation system.

So you're, you know, there's no removable shower heads in ancient Rome. So your crotch is going to have a little kick to it. It's going to have a little kick. Yeah. So Spartacus, here's a little fucking fact I learned. He had a cute butt? He had a cute little butt. Well, every actor that they portray to play Spartacus is always a cute kid that i'd like to fucking throw that cocks around my mouth a little

bit yeah maybe clear up this ear infection yeah so one quick thing i learned we do one episode with how you refer and put someone's cock in your mouth it's not gonna happen that's why i always get sore throats yeah um so uh with spartacus one thing that I learned is because he, they, you know, he kept, I think they eventually won nine victories against the, all the Roman armies, which is nuts. I mean, this is fucking ragtag slaves beating the Roman army after like the fifth victory, the Roman emperor at the time. I forgot who it was. I think it was crap. Maybe it was crashes. I crashes.

Yeah. He instituted, he started penalizing he was so fucking pissed that this was happening he institutes he instituted decimation do you know where decimation is tell us like the word decimate how you know people say oh that team got decimated or cities decimated so it originated there well it didn't originate there was an ancient roman practice that was gone for centuries because it was inhumane it was brutal but he brought it back it became an expression because of this decimation what it was is every time the roman army would be uh disciplined every time they lose every they would line up a whole legion of soldiers 100 200

300 soldiers and every 10th soldier would be killed by his own soldiers would be beaten to death and stabbed to death. It doesn't matter. You could have been you could. And it was rat random. You were standing there. You could have been you could have saved the battle. You could have say you were getting murdered by your own people every 10th. So it gave incentive.

Hey, I don't want to be that 10th. I don't want to have to kill my own brother here. So that's where the term decimation came from. That is the most brutal game of eeny, me miny moe i've ever fucking heard yeah and just real quick just talking about we'll do an episode about it but just i learned a little bit too it has nothing to do with spartacus but just a quick little thing while it's in top my brain i gotta get out of my mouth it's stuck in my ear canal the quinn dynasty qin which was also it was like 1600 bc their emperor if you fucked up if you fucked

up if you killed somebody if you stole something if you banged out somebody's wife if you did something you were not supposed to do that you received the penalty so if you murdered someone you would be killed then also three generations of your family your pops would be killed your kid would be killed and maybe they'd kill your wife. If you stole something, they cut your hands off your mother or father's hands and your kids hands. Wow. So it just, yeah, it just like nobody was there. Nobody was still, you could leave your wallet anywhere back there.

Yeah. Nobody. Yeah. Nobody was. And that happened in the Eastern hemisphere. That happened in the Eastern hemisphere. That's Eastern hemisphere. History hemisphere.

Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, you know, what are we going to steal over there? A couple of DVDs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. Roman slavery. Spartacus was a slave.

Yeah. And make no mistake, because if I if let's just be crystal clear real quick and then I want you to talk. No, no, no. Be crystal clear. Because I know I'm a German kid. Yeah. But the last name still to Stefano. Yeah.

And you're just a swarthy Greek. If we just pressed the button right now and went back to Spartacus time, I would have you enslaved. I would have you chained up in my hair and make no mistake. I would bang you out. Yeah, I'd be in trouble. Yeah, that's the thing.

You'd be in trouble, cuz, cuz unfortunately, you have a lot of... Italian kids are not the smartest kids. And when Italian kids are in charge, it's just a big problem. And that's what happened with Rome. We're just a bunch of problem kids. Italians are problems. Italians just can't help but start fights in clubs.

It's a lot of racism. They can't go out and just dance. They got to bump dance people. Because if you don't think those Roman soldiers were on steroids, marching into each one of those countries, you got another thing coming. Those kids were roid-raged out with fucking their hair gelled through their helmets. If you don't think that when they were marching on Thrace

and these other areas that they were conquering Gaul and all that, that when they were marching that they didn't start a fuck Iraq chant, you got another thing coming. You got another thing coming. If you don't think they were playing the national anthem of the United States of America while they were fucking marching into each country, you got another thing coming. You got another thing coming. If you don't think they were playing the national anthem of the United States of America while they were fucking marching into each country, got another thing coming. If you don't think a few of them got disciplined because this garlic was a little strong in the

sauce while they were out there in the camp, you got another thing coming. Yeah, it's just what it is. And make no mistake, those kids were not going to let anybody who wasn't white date their daughters. mistake, those kids were not going to let anybody who wasn't white date their daughters. It's just what it is. It's just what it is. Because Jesse Scatoro,

his father's from Bensonhurst, right? Yeah. And first of all, his father had a friend that they called Vinnie the Mole because he never came out of his house before 5pm. So they called him Vinnie the Mole. It just would pop up. Yeah, it just would pop up after 5. Hey guys, how you doing? How you doing? It was always 5.15 or something like thatm so they called him vinnie the mall just would pop up yeah he just pop up after five hey guys how you doing how you doing it was always 5 15 or something like that they call him vinnie the mall um another thing is jesse went to one of his cousin's

weddings yeah and he got bumped at one of his own first cousin's wedding he got bumped and he said it's one of the funniest stories i've ever heard he said you know it's a big it was a big italian benson hearst brooklyn benson if you If you don't live in New York, I mean, we're talking about like, it's like ground zero for Italian meatheads. It's like, let me explain to you like a Bensonhurst wedding. I'm not lying to you guys. They would have enough penny ala vodka at that wedding to feed the entire country of Ethiopia. That's just what it is. They could literally reverse an African famine with the penny ala vodka specifically that's at that wedding.

Also, you would not see one eyebrow hair that was loose or out of place. Everyone's got threaded eyebrows. When you walk into a wedding like that, you have no idea who's the DJ because everybody looks like the DJ. Everybody looks like the DJ. And make no mistake, it's filled with all white kids, but not one of those kids is pale. Not one pale person in there. You may have a few Puerto Ricans in there, but that's about it. Yeah, but everyone looks Puerto Rican because everyone's tanned up.

Yeah. It's just what it is. It's what you're going to see. And the whole place is going to smell like Drakwar Noir. Yeah, it's just what it is. So he was at the wedding, at his cousin's wedding, and it started off dancing. This is a wedding. This just shows you how Italian kids can get

when you get a lot of Italian kids in one room. We're at a wedding. This is a celebration. At some point, the dance floor turned into a mosh pit and a fuck Iraq chant. Yeah. Somehow

a Prince song or like a Michaelson beat it just turned into a fuck iraq chant that's a 10 out of 10 it was a fuck iraq chant on the dance floor yeah it's just a 10 yeah and you know that happened with those roman soldiers those girls were marching in yeah and they started some fucking weird chant yeah i'll fuck all or fuck fuck the vandals fuck the vandals fuck the vandals well yeah there was a sandwich shop in bay ridge i forgot the name of it but when the owner died this was in like 2005 when the owner died like on the speakers outside they played the national anthem for 24 hours straight that's a true story yeah they put for 25 hours straight they just played the national

anthem in his honor in charlie's fucking honor it's just what it is with italian kids by the way i was in char's Sandwich Shop. Great sandwich shop. Great sandwich. Go to Charlie's Sandwich Shop in Bay Ridge on 3rd Avenue and 93rd Street. It's the best sandwiches in the neighborhood. Unbelievable sandwiches. And Charlie was in there, I think.

Charlie's the- Yeah, Charlie's the big kid. Charlie's an Italian kid. He's an Italian kid. Charlie's been there for 15 years. And he sees me in there. He gives me a hand pound. He goes, what's up, man?

He goes, yeah, Chris was in here the other day. He goes, you know, you're pretty funny with that wig on. Yeah. Put that wig on. Put that wig on know you thought you're pretty funny with that wig on the wing yeah we got that we got yeah you're pretty funny with it yeah and he goes what are you and chris gonna shoot a skit in here yeah cuz yeah we're gonna have to shoot a skit in charlie's hearing the word skit is one of my favorite things when you tell people you're a comedian they just go when are you gonna do a skit you're gonna shoot a skit in here yeah yeah. One time we were in there was me and Sergio Chacon. We were on our way to a gig and we had Mad Dog meet us and he had his arm in the cast. And then Mad Dog was just talking really loud.

And then Mad Dog left to go home because he had to go wash his arm or something like that. And Charlie said, he goes, one of your friends. Yeah, he goes, he's a weird bird. That's what he called him. He called Hey Bird a weird bird. Yeah. I'm always a weird bird. I'm always a little self-conscious when I'm around Hey Bert because I just feel like.

Yeah. Hey Bert. At any point, you just, you know, someone's going to think that, you know, Hey Bert's escaped from somewhere. Yeah. Hey Bert. Hey Bert told me he goes into Charlie's Sandwich Shop twice a day, every day. True story.

Yeah. And the Hey Bert makes too much conversation with people. Yeah. Have you ever gotten to eat with Hey Bert? Yeah. And he just always like. He can't enjoy the silence. Yeah. And he just kind of like, he talks to the waitress too much. Yeah. Have you ever gotten to eat with Heybert? Yeah. And he just always like, he can't enjoy the silence. Yeah.

And he just kind of like, he talks to the waitress too much. He's always like, yeah, well, hey, sweetheart, you know,

like, that sounds good. I'm like, just order. Hey, Bert. Yeah. Just order.

Listen, if you were in some rinky dink town in Iowa, that's fine. That's what they want. But this is New York city. Yeah. Specifically Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.

They're not interested. Yeah. They don't want to hear what you have to say. The less you say, the better. Cause make no mistake. They're just assuming your special needs you have to say. The less you say, the better, because make no mistake, they're just assuming your special needs getting a sandwich and your parents are outside. Make no mistake, these kids are about 25 generations removed

from being Roman generals that just would walk into fucking towns and they would rape and pillage everybody. These are the kids who are running the fucking bagel shops and the sandwich shops in Bay Ridge. Make no mistake, Charlie just assumes that this is the big day that your parents decided you're going to go in and order the sandwich on your own for the first time. And they're waiting outside and they're going to be proud of you when you come out because you're special needs. Hey, Bert. You're a special needs kid.

It's what it is. It's what it is. Hey, Bert. Yeah. All right. So, yeah. So what'd you learn about Roman slavery? Well, yeah.

I just want to set the backdrop a little bit about Spartacus. Spartacus is obviously the most famous Roman slave that everyone knows. They make movies about him. They make TV shows. He's been sort of romanticized as his big hero. By the way, when the Romans finally defeated Spartacus, they just started crucifying

his followers. Yeah, because they never found Spartacus' body. No, well, he killed himself. That's what they say? He fell on his sword. Yeah, he'd rather die that way. Really? Yeah, he either died in battle. What is it, Zach? Can you just look that up?

Because that's important. He killed? I don't know he killed himself. I thought that he just died and they could never find his bod. That'd be a nice bod to find. Kid was probably ripped up. There's no question that the kid had a six pack. Official cause is killed in action.

Killed in action. He's a KIA. He'd rather die that way than be captured from what I remember. He's like, you know what, I'm going to die on the battlefield. Because he knew that if he was captured, that's what the Romans did. The Romans, make no mistake,

we have a lot of distance from the Roman Empire now. And we always talk about the achievements of Rome, the architecture of the Republic, obviously the greatest, the longest empire in history, the cultural achievements, the scientific achievements, the art achievements. But Rome was a fucking brutal empire that if they captured you, Jesus was not the only one who'd been crucified. He's just the most famous kid. Yeah.

Everyone got crucified. Everybody. What they did was they nailed you to a cross. So you slowly bled out. Well. And your organs fell down to your feet. Yes. Well, that's what they did.

If that's what they did, if they liked you, they nailed you to the cross. If they didn't like you and you were just a fucking plea peasant, little piece of shit, they would tie you with rope, tie your wrists and feet and then break your ribs, which took 10 times longer. Do you mind if I say this? Yeah. Yeah. That's cute. What a cute little way to go. That's a cute way to go Yeah so

Crucifixion is fucking brutal Sometimes they crucify people upside down I think Saint Peter got crucified upside down I think you might have learned that when Father Bill had his dick in your mouth Were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Oh him to the tree. Oh, sometimes it causes me to tremble. That's a good boy, Chris.

Tremble. That's a good boy. Tremble. Blood and body of Christ. Were you there when they crucified my Lord? There you go, Chris. Just back and forth, Chris. You're a good boy.

Jesus loves you. Tell Lynn thank you for the Edelman's cake. Yeah. And of course, tell Eileen I said her and Victor should come by soon for their sacrament. Yeah, for their marriage counseling. She had a nice shiner in here on Sunday. Yeah. Cuz make no mistake, I took a couple of Sudafed and i am jacked up i'm about to pull

my dick out cuz pseudofeds get you jacked up my ears clogged and i can't hear anything it's gonna pop but i'm a pseudofed out kid and i'm ready to fuck i feel like a fucking zombie right i feel like i'm on meth yeah you're taking a pseudofed mike it's i'm fucking wild right now yeah we're gonna take a picture of mike's face and put it on the History Hyena's Instagram. Follow us there because he looks like an emoji. Here's another thing. Make no mistake, Mike will be a t-shirt of ours at some point. At some point, his face will just be in that yellow emoji smiley face.

Yeah. Because it's shaped like a fucking emoji. Am I right? Because I guarantee you, though, we post a picture up of Mike. Yeah. He's going to get a few of our non-toots. Our Patreon members members the matriarch you're going to want to sit in his lap for sure would you sit in Mike Mush's lap 100% he's got a comfy wumpy lap he's going to be open for me working with me in San Antonio March 29th to the 31st yeah so fellas ladies trannies who's ever out

there whoever our fans are if you want to meet Mike Mush Mikey emoji face you'll see him at LOL San Antonio 100% tell us about the Roman slavery. What'd you learn? I learned a lot of cute things. I learned a lot of cute things. I was going to say something else, but I forgot it. You have early onset. No, I was going to say, listen, this is what we want you to do.

We want you to go to our iTunes page and leave us a cute little review. What me and Chris have decided is we're going to do is we're going to read all your reviews and then we're going to send you a fucking cute autographed picture and mug to the cutest review who leaves us a cute review on iTunes. So everyone go to iTunes and review us. Five stars

fucking in. Write a cute little review. We'll read them all. If you're not going to give us five stars, just don't even bother. I swear to God, if you give us less than five stars, I'm going to punch you in the face. I'm going to take out three generations of your family like the Quinn Dynasty. It's the only thing the Asians are good for. Yeah, well, there it is. So Roman slavery, obviously, Roman slavery was a big part of society back then.

The funny thing about we don't know how many rebellions actually took place, but that there were rebellions shows you that slavery was brutal and it often was brutal as you can see from this mosaic that um isis has pulled up where uh there's a master whipping his slave right slave was variegated and just like um you know we always compare slavery to the um antebellum south you know because that was obviously slavery's last stand in the western hemisphere and that was the most brutal because it had that racial component but

Roman slavery was also brutal but it was variegated like I said because it wasn't depending on what kind of slave you were if you were a slave in the silver mines in ancient Greece and then of course Rome textile in the textile of slave you were. If you were a slave in the silver mines in ancient Greece, and then, of course, Rome, textile in the textile fields. Right. If you were any type of agriculture slave.

If you were a slave in the farms, it was fucking brutal. Right. If you were one of the slaves that was raising some rich dude's kids, it was a little bit better. You know what I mean? So they speculate maybe one out of three people in rome were slaves that many which is wild and if you were free didn't mean you were a citizen there was like three levels if you were a citizen in rome that was like the best i was

like walking around with a badge of honor you were a citizen then you had your freed people who were just like free you know what i mean and then you had your freed people who were just like free, you know what I mean? And then you had your slaves. And just like slavery in the South in America, just like slavery all over the world throughout history, you know, slaves became free. Slaves rebelled. Slaves, some people wanted to be slaves, right? Because it was, it was a guaranteed food,

guaranteed life. They got slaves in many different ways. Um, mostly it was conquering. So, and you want to be a slave. You were conquered a lot of times because that's what they did with you. You were either enslaved when you lost.

Or murdered on the spot. Or just crucified and murdered. Yeah, those were your options. Yeah, but the risk was always to get too many, you needed able-bodied dudes to do all the hard labor that props up an empire. And make no mistake, every empire is propped up by slavery.

Okay. That's just what it is. What it's always been. The ancient Hebrews had slaves. The Egyptians had slaves. Everyone in the East had slaves. Slaves. And it was fucking brutal. And it's propped up by slavery.

So they wanted these able-bodied Spartacus type dudes, but they were also cognizant of the fact that if they had too many of those dudes in the same place that spoke the same language that it was a threat for rebellion so they were smart and they knew you know separate the best way to conquer people is to separate them so one of the one of the cool wow not cool but smart tactics yeah a little Freudian slip

Freudian slip there no mistake you are a piece of shit member of the patriarchy yes yeah one of the ingenious things they did was they made sure to separate the slaves based on language so they would have able bod of course they

took women and children too a lot of rape happened to a lot of sex slaves it is what it is what it is there was also a lot of people pirate it was also a pirate market that grew up around the slave trade where like you know people as a career would kidnap people and a lot of times free people in other places and and move them and also the pirates weren't taking them for slaves the pirates would take them and then move them to a place where they were free no no they'd steal free people or free people or they'd travel around and steal people,

sometimes free within the confines within the confines of the empire, sometimes outside. And they'd kidnap those people, tribes, people and otherwise, sometimes citizens and otherwise, and move them and sell them as slaves. There was a black market for slaves.

Yeah. And that was the biggest fear. That was one of the biggest fears of Romans was being like kidnapped, driven someplace, not driven, right? You know, rode on a horse or whatever the fuck they had back then and go to another place and sold a slave because your identity is gone. Your freedom is gone. And it happened a lot.

And it was because you could just be a free guy. You're just a fucking guy with a business, wife, kids, and you just get picked up by some Somalian and then you're done. Well, it wasn't Somalians, yeah those are pirates yeah well see the thing is you're like you would be a perfect kid you're walking around let's say you're in the you're somewhere around mount vesuvius one of those villages around you're popping my butts my butts popping out of my toga yeah you're walking around you're fucking throwing sweets in your mouth yeah i'm talking i'm banging toots. I got a sore throat. I got a low-grade fever.

Girls are giggling, going hee-hee-hee. And you walk around, you're a big fucking can. Then you go and you meet your friend Sergio, Sergio Chicanos. Yeah. And you guys throw hands in the morning and they watch you box. And back then it's hot out,

so your glistening body is just out in the sun and your muscles are looking pretty good, mostly triceps because you're pushing down gay. Yeah. And you just got kind of a weird body that's going to blow out at some point. But right now you're very useful and AB bottled and strong. Yeah. Because I got I got I got triceps so I can push things down onto ships and I got a big

fat ass. Yeah. So you can load me up like a mule. Yeah. So you're sitting there boxing with surgery and the girls are giggling in the foreground, right? Dogs are running by and you're saying, get those things away from me. And then you say, I have to pick up the baby soon.

Yeah. I have to pick up the baby. The Yeah, I have to pick up the baby. The only thing I want is a little Sphinx cat. Yeah. That's what I like. Your baby's mommy rolls around and she says in Latin, but she's like, I haven't left this area. I'm just staying here.

I got on a ferry. I got confused. You need to pick me up. Right. So you got to leave boxing. Right. With Sergio Chicanos. Yeah.

And you got to go pick up Liz's Puerto Chicanos. Yeah. And you gotta go pick up Lizas Puerto Rico. Yeah. Yeah. Cause she's your baby's mama and she's got lost. She's my baby's mama's mama. She's your baby's mama's mama and she got lost cause she got on a ferry from Sicily to

Mount Vesuvius town. And she got lost on the water. She got lost. She got confused cause she doesn't usually leave Vesuviusness. Right. So you have to go pick her up. And then I am a slave catcher. I'm a slave fucking trader on the black market. I'm sitting there with mush and I go, look at this fucking cat.

This kid's able-bodied. I look at you like dollar signs because I'm screwed. Yeah. You're sitting there with fucking full Hasidic curls on your boat. Just looking for, You're fucking sniffing You're sniffing bags of money like a little Jew truffle pig Yeah I knew that was going to make its way onto the podcast

One way or the other It's just what it is It's funny, it's what it is We love everybody We go for. It's just what it is. It's just what it is. It's funny. It's what it is. We love everybody. Wait, Jean-G. Jean-G. We go for comedy first. That's what it is.

So you're sitting there and you're going to pick up your baby's mama's mama who's confused because she's never left town for Suvias and now she got on a ferry and got confused.

And she got confused out there. And because she's a small-minded person and a lot and she's talking to you like this. Yeah. And she's like, Chris, I got a little confused. You need to come pick me up because

my flip flop broke so I can't move and I slipped on a rock you need to come get the baby with an eye she's looking because she heard that Rome has and protein that she could put in the baby's pasta absolutely I need to make a stool because listen your baby

I don't know how to put to her food that's not me my baby mama too healthy yeah so you're going to get that and then me and mush are looking we're looking and we go he's perfect right and so how do we capture you right we fucking throw a little

black and white onto your boat pot go a little black and white cookie right there cookie drops on the floor you go yeah reach down and you just fucking throw it in your mouth and you look over the board like the dumb fucking kid you are because you're fucking well no i reach down to get the black and white cookie and as i'm reaching down to put on my mouth my sinus backs up into my ear my equilibrium's off so then we fucking you fall off the boat but then i throw out a trail of black and whites and you swim to our boat and on your on your own accord you hop into the

boat and I sell you in Rome as a fucking slave yeah you're a former free person who's now fucking slave because you're fucking stupid yeah trail of black and white cookies and then you and then how and then you tied me up all you have to do to tie me up was you fucking those black and white cookies and you led them all right up into

a into a fake person's lap you dressed him like a priest a little fake person's lap yeah and then he just as i was sitting there sitting that lap telling the priest my little secrets yeah you just fucking wrapped the rope around me and i thought at first i thought it was his arms so i got fun i started to get an erection i and it felt warm but then it was really a rope and then before i know my hands were tied behind my back and i thought it was a weird sex game so i was into it but as long as you kept pounding black and whites in my face yeah i just didn't let it happen and then before i realized what was going on it was a weird sex game so i was into it but as long as you kept pounding black and whites in my face yeah i just didn't let it happen and then before i realized what was going on it was

too late you were distracted the whole time and it was too late by the time you became cognizant of the situation yeah and michael by the time my my sinuses balanced back out yeah i was already in another place where i was already unfortunately my freedom had been taken away from me and i took you to slave market and i'm a smart fucking black market slave dealer yeah you're screwed in yeah i looked at your body while me and mush were scouting you out when we were stalking you to be stolen. And I noticed you got great tries. You got a weird tit.

Yeah. So I put you in a wife beater to cover the tit to get full market value. Yeah. And yeah, that's going to be whoever bought you is problem. When they see you take it off and they go, what am I going to do with that weird tit? No.

Well, what you did is you put me in a New York. And I say milk it. You put me in a New York Yankees batting practice jersey because I look jacked in those. Yeah. You put me in a batting practice jersey and then somebody bought me because I could not see my tit. I concealed my tit. I'm still jacked out. Yeah.

So, you know, all that stuff happens. Slavery was a big part. The interesting thing about the ancient Roman world is that, and even before that, in antiquity in Greece, Aristotle, like for all the genius things he said, just viewed slaves. And he always referred to their crooked back as evidence of that. These were people were born slaves and are natural slaves. And he believed in a natural slave class is one of the most unenlightened things. But it lets you know we're looking back at that. Let you know how much of a part of civilization slavery was, how natural it was seemed.

Right. It was just like there was no it was like me and you thinking about traveling to another universe, which may happen one day or whatever. Right. That's that's how foreign the thought of there not being slavery was to people in the ancient world. Right. Like it was like when people were fighting for their freedom or whatever, they were fighting for their particular freedom or they were rebelling against the conditions of their particular slavery, which, as we said, were sometimes brutal. Right. They weren't fighting for the eradication of slavery. Right. That was a concept that not even the slaves could conceive.

Because it was such a the way they viewed it, a necessary part of getting things done. Right. You couldn't they just didn't have capitalism yet. They couldn't be like, hey, of getting things done. Right. You couldn't. They just didn't have capitalism yet. They couldn't be like, hey, I pay you this. Right. We didn't have like the socialist fucking pushback and unions. Like if I go in the silver mines, fucking I'm protected my health. They didn't have any of that shit.

No. Anything that you see, anytime you go to Italy, see the Colosseum or any Greek Parthenon, anything. It's always built by slaves. Yeah. It's always built on the backs of slaves. Pyramids, everything. It was just a big part of society

and like, yeah, the richer you were, the higher class you were in Rome, the more slaves you had. I mean, you know, some people had estates with like hundreds of slaves on it. Yeah, that's how you were judged in society, how many slaves you had. There's also evidence that there was differences. There was evidence like

Plutarch wrote when it was referencing Cicero, who was advocating to rebel against one of these fucking... Mark Antony. Mark Antony. J. Lo's ex. Pleading to the senators to rebel against Mark Antony. Bill's ex pleading to the senators to rebel against Mark Anthony. He made reference to we've been enslaved by Mark Anthony, by Mark Anthony for six years longer than a slave.

Right. So that tips some scholars off to think that slavery for a lot of people is quick, that people were, you know, they were like, you want to slave your whole life. You weren't a slave your whole life that you, you worked and you like more like a surf situation, but we just don't know. Right. The truth is we don't know. We don't know. And we have no evidence about Roman slavery from the slave perspective. Right. We don't know. We have little evidence like, like things like this, like this mosaic, certain scholars talking about certain historians talking

about it. But what we do know is that it was prevalent we do know that it was and common sense will tell you that it was often brutal often not dependent and they enslaved all types of people and the difference was i mean because it's always interesting to think about the difference between american slavery roman slavery whatever other types of slavery is that you know there was this racial element to the american slavery where you know you could you you where it was white people and black people, and you could kind of see this person's a slave, this person's not. But even in America, often people bought their freedom.

There was free people. There was variegation as well. Well, like in Spartacus' time, I mean, that's where we've said it before in the podcast, slavery comes from the word from Slavic, which is Eastern European nations, and that's exactly where Spartacus was from. that's where they were taking the slaves from eastern europe they're taking them from eastern europe took them from gaul which became france they would take them sometimes from africa they enslaved all types of people but often yes the white people enslave white people you know they were white europeans enslaving europeans it's just what it is and

treating them fucking brutally in a lot of instances. So slavery, it's an interesting thing, man, because it's always been. It's always been. The Greeks were brutal too. The Greeks were brutal too. If you come from a tribe

or a civilization or an empire that had an army, you enslave people because that's what you do that's what it is you go to war and if you win the people who you capture the women are going to be fucking sex slaves and you're going to bang them out and make babies with them

crack them open and clean them out against their will unfortunately the kids are going to grow up fucking slave boys or they're going to be murdered or they're gonna be murdered they're gonna kill the kids gonna be murdered because yeah that's what you do when you subjugate people you either kill them or enslave them and that's just what people did yeah and you know we the farther back in history go the closer we were to hyenas animals yeah guys that was a fucking cute little episode it was fucking cute we did a lot of cute things and at the end of every

episode what we like to do what we fucking like to do is we like to dedicate we like to just leave a few fucking minutes in the in each episode to just read out the names of the newest members of the matriarchy the newest fucking hyenas to crawl in to the matriarchy to crawl into the cackle

and we like to shout them out and say how much money they... I like to guess it. Well, guess how much money. I have the actual answers. Giannis guesses it. And he also guesses their ethnicity. Just make no mistake.

We're funny first. And we deal with PC shit later. Yeah, we deal with the... Our podcast is how Chrissy lives. Yeah. Just call us green lights hyenas. It's just what it is. Yeah.

First up, welcome to the matriarchy Orlando Alonso. Well, there's little doubt that that kid is a white walker. Yeah. And he gave five. Beyond the wall. He's beyond the wall. He's five dollars. He's ten dollars. Wow. He's doing good. He gave

us a lot of plantainos. Amanda Tyler, who looks like a piece. Okay, if you got a last name, Tyler, you said? Taylor. Tyler. Tyler. Okay, we're dealing with a 100% blonde white girl.

Wow, nailed it. Yes. She's definitely a girl who likes to go out with her girls. She definitely got a little fucking too wasted on St. Paddy's Day. Fucking shit on the floor and passed. Yeah. And then she threw up and then she met out with a guy at a bar.

She's fucking from Atlanta and she gave $5. Correct. Yeah. Mackenzie Frederick. Wow. Listen, let me just say this and be crystal clear.

If your name is Scott, you're a white kid if your name is Mackenzie there's no doubt you're 100% we so we're dealing with a white girl she's got daddy's money because her name is Mackenzie

last name Frederick Mackenzie Friendly so she's definitely she's got the rich girl trail like hey you want to go on she's got the rich girl trail. Like, hey, you want to go on? She's got the rich girl trail off. Yeah. And so she gave 25 because it's her dad's money. She gave $5 because she's being a fucking dude.

Yeah. Even though welcome to the matriarchy, Mackenzie. Yeah, Mackenzie. She's probably from Kansas. One name, Tyler. Yo, your heart. I says, hit me. Yeah, I mean.

Yeah. How much? Yo, come on, cuz. Five beads. $10 and he's a white kid. man. Yeah. How much? Y'all come on, cuz. Five beads. Ten dollars and he's a white kid. Wow. What's his name? Tyler.

Tyler? Yeah. I should have known from Tyler. There's no black kids named Tyler, right? No. All right. Next up. OK.

Selena Ferragamo. Selena. OK. She's from Canada. Yeah. Or she could be Puerto Rican Selena Gomez. Selena Ferragamo? Ferragamo. Wow. Canada. Yeah. Or she could be Puerto Rican Selena Gomez. Selena Ferragamo?

Ferragamo. Wow. No. Wow. That's a girl. She's got black pubic hairs. She's from Italy. She has no fumare.

And her ancestors were fucking Roman kids. How much money did she give? Five dollars in cash. That's what it is in an envelope. Yeah. Brian Coate. C-O-A-T-E. Brian Coat? Yeah. His ethnicity is the most boring fucking name

of all time. Brian Coat? Yeah. Wow. He didn't even put a picture up. Yeah. I mean, he comes from a long line of immigrants who apparently their specialty was taking your coat. Yeah. So his grandfather worked at the coat stop at a restaurant. Yeah. His grandfather worked at Burlington Coat Factory.

What is this? He's a white kid. He gave five bucks. Next up, Camila Lopez, who's a poise. Listen to me. What's her name? Camila Lopez. Let me talk to you for a second, Camila Lopez, because listen. She's a piece. You may not talk like that because maybe you're from under

the roof, but your heart always is going to be Puerto Rican. So no matter which way you sound, you're going to sound like this. And that's it. How much money? Ten dollars. That's right. That's right.

And she gave ten dollars because she knows that she like that money is going to your baby's mama. So she did it in solidarity with Puerto Rico. That's what it is. OK, next up, we have Cole Perry. Cole Perry. Cole Perry? P-A-R-R-Y. Wow, that name should come with a pair of boat shoes. Yes.

And that kid does not wear socks. He doesn't wear socks. He's got a girlfriend with pearl earrings and a Patagonia pullover. He's a Wasps kid, and he gave $25. He gave $5. You fucking cheap honka-donk. Oh, here we go next up Stacy Chan wow C-H-A-N Chan

can I get a Wei Zhongxian please Wei Zhongxian yes and can do you mind if we bow real quick yeah yeah welcome to the matriarchy Stacy how much did Stacy give well I don't know what the conversion rate is now because they're killing us on the trade deficit how much yen did she give yeah because i don't

know if we have any tariffs or taxes on them i'm gonna say she gave fucking 10 bucks gave 25 yeah stacy's getting a call because yeah she gave that money because yeah yeah because no make no mistake chinese like to invest in America so they can hide their tax money from their communist government. It's what it is. Welcome to America, baby. Julia Davila.

Julia Davila. Or Davila. Davila. Okay, I believe that her mother was one of Gianni Versace's designers, Davina. Because that's just a name you have when you just start designing dresses in a small Italian village.

And she's an Italian girl with no fumare. And she fucking loves Chris DiStefano. How much did she give? She thinks you're Italian because of the name DiStefano. She's dreaming about living in Siasi with you. Yeah. But you're a German-Irish fucking drunk kid. Yeah. So she's going to cancel

a membership in a month she's a white girl she's italiana what did she give she gave five dollars yeah yeah because it's always cash okay here we go next up kaka kaka kaka kaka cardo cardo he's ppw funny kid uh what he gave five bucks yeah you're right next up. Next up, Christina Chianchi. Wow. Christina Chianchi. How you doing? She makes good Zappolis. Make no mistake, for a little extra cash, her brothers, of which

they're two, of which they're two, work the fucking San Generos every year for a little extra cash. And it's what it is. And she gave five dollars. She's an Italian girl with no fumare. And she sent in an envelope in cash. Next up, we got Joey Gicomi.

Listen to me, Joey. Listen to me. All right. This is your mother, Joey. No, sorry. Joey Giacomini. Joey. It's even worse.

Cause yeah, these names are fucking, these names. What did Joey give? Joey's got a picture of him and his dog. Joey gave, I'm saying Joey, what's What did Joey give? Joey's got a picture of him and his dog. Joey gave. I'm saying, Joey. What's it? Kamini? Giacomini.

Giacomini. Because you're so Italian, it's fucking hurting my balls. Yeah. All right. You're breaking my balls just by having your fucking name. You Italian fucking greaseball. What do you call them? Sauce monkey.

Sauce monkey. What did he give? Five dollars. Ten dollars. Wow. Next up, Brent Bizzle. Brent Bizzle. Any kid named Brent's a white kid? Oh yeah, this kid

is, I mean, can't be any whiter. Yeah, he's a Milwaukee white kid, Wisconsin white kid, Gonzaga white kid. He gave $5. What did he give? $5? Yeah, good call. Not safe over 90 degrees, Jason. PPW nominee. I'm just going to say he gave five bucks.

25 bucks. Wow. And his picture is the New York Yankees symbol. Oh, cuz, welcome to the matriarchy. You're going to be hearing from us soon, and I guarantee you when we call, we're going to hear this accent on the end of the phone. Here we go. Next up, Sabrina 38DD McGee Robles.

She's about to get slid up into Chris D's fucking DMs. She'll get cracked open. And what did she get? Yeah. Her ethnicity is Coco cracked open and cleaned out. How much? Five dollars. Yeah.

Okay. Next up, Jack Pollock. Jack Pollock. Wow. Yeah. He's got a picture. He's holding two ice cream cones. Okay.

Okay. Well, he's bisexual kid. Yeah. Those are two to symbolize. He goes both ways. Left and right handed. He's a white kid and he's two to symbolize he goes both ways. Left and right handed. He's a white kid and he's related to the great

deconstructionist painter who just Jackson Pollock. I mean he's probably a distant cousin. So what did he give? He gave $5. You know he did. Yeah he's a white kid. Laura Monroe. Looks like a piece. Laura Monroe is definitely related to some

slave owning wasps in American history she's a white girl wasp alright she goes to Presbyterian church how much her house smells like an anthropology store how much $10 yeah $5 $5 you fucking cheap honka duck Brian Neal

Brian Neal wow definitely a teacher Mr. Neal hey Mr. Neal can I Neal. Wow. Definitely a teacher. Mr. Neal. Hey, Mr. Neal. Can I talk to you after class? Definitely some suspicion that he's definitely doing some Chris Deitch weird things. Yeah. Texan minors.

How much? He gave $5. He's a white kid. Yeah, that's what it is. Last but not least, Elvis A. Romero. Que pasa mi gente? We should just play the Game of Thrones theme song when those names read. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to say he's an El Salvadorian kid. I'm going to say half El Salvadorian, half Germanic Wasp. That's where his parents met. Some southern border town. He gave 10 bucks. Yeah, 10 bucks. Oh, I'm sorry.

We got a few more. I apologize. I spoke too soon next up lanny santiago lanny santiago can you just cue up the game of thrones song please yeah lani santiago what did she give um where in the world is lani santiago she gave five bucks she gave 25 bucks wow yeah who says immigrants don't contribute to the economy? There it is. Okay. Next up, Megan.

Only a little bit of fumes. Murphy. Megan Murphy. Her father's a potato farmer. Megan, she's from Long Island and she's friends with Sean Donnelly. How much did she give? $5. $5.

She's a PPW of the week. Funny name. Only a little bit of fumes. Funny. Chris Cardinale, a.k.a. Cuck Norris PPW yep PPW Italian kid

he's from Chicago I'm gonna say he's a Chicago kid yeah and he gave $10 get five bucks $5 yeah fucking Thomas Belzowski fucking pierogi dumb fuck yeah cuz he's dumb Polack but I cuz we got a few like major Because fucking pierogi dumb fuck. Yeah. Because he's dumb Polak.

Because we got a few major Polak names following us. Yeah. I mean, this kid straight into a camp with a name like that. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the matriarchy. You're a Polish kid. How much did he give? I don't know.

He gave five jars of applesauce. Yeah. Because they put applesauce on pierogis. He gave 25 bucks. Wow. Yeah. Because they put applesauce on pierogies. He gave 25 bucks. Wow. Yeah. Because we got some new top tier. What do we call those top tier toots?

Top tier non-toots. Yeah. TTTs, non-toots. Next up, Raphael Moody. Raphael Moody. Wasp white kid. He gave five bucks. He's just a boring white kid.

Five bucks. Yep. But he's funny. He looks like a DJ. I like Raphael Moody. He looks like a DJ-ed out kid. Yeah. Austin Bud just a boring white kid. Five bucks. Yep. But he's no, he's funny. Looks like a DJ. I like Rafael Moody. Looks like a DJ now. Kid. Yeah.

Austin Buddha. Austin Buddha. Austin Buddha is just a cool college kid. You know, I'm going to get a foot stop. Are you going to date with Austin? Yeah. I mean, it's a cheesecake factory. He gave five dollars.

You nailed it. Yeah. Alex Gonzalez. Alex Gonzalez. Hit it, Isis. Alex Gonzalez. Alex Gonzalez. Hit it, Isis.

Over the wall. White Walker. Beyond the wall. Yeah, he's a Hispanic kid, and we love him, and he gave five pesos. Last but not least, Leanne the Garlic Slicer. Leanne the Garlic Slicer, PPW nominee. Obviously, she's a good Italian woman who occasionally might get disciplined. Yeah, she looks like a piece.

Leanne the garlic slice will get cracked open. Chrissy's going to cocoa you and listen. Just be easy on the garlic or you might get disciplined. How much did she give? Five dollars. You nailed it. Yeah. Well, that was it.

I mean, those are the newest members of the matriarchy. And we thank you so much for your service. Should we call a 25? Do you want to call Chan? Let's call St of the matriarchy. And we thank you so much for your service. You want to, should we call a 25? Do you want to call Chan? Let's call Stacy Chan. We should. And we need to get a list going. Yeah. Yeah. We got to get a number. Okay. We got to get a list going of like all our $25 members and just have it out. And then, you know, so we can keep track of who we call. We'll get one.

So one of you guys got to fucking, we got to just make that list, right? Yeah. We just have to have it ready to know cause yeah who else is there to call is there anyone yeah do you have any other interesting facts about Spartacus about Spartacus what do I have interesting about him the kitchen raided the kitchen

on the first used kitchen utensils to ignite the first rebellion you know they all here's another thing i learned about them all of them could have went home they escaped they could have went home but they could just continue to fight they were yeah they didn't want to go home they were they were like they turned back at the alps yeah because they would go to these because they would just always be enslaved it's really weird because spartacus all he really wanted was to go home to thrace but by that, the rebellion had grown and he'd become so much bigger than. And he probably

knew his wife was already dead. Yeah. Or just banging out somebody else. Like when, you know, when you're a soldier and you leave, you know, your wife bangs someone out. It's just what it is, right? It's just what it is. And so they turned back and eventually he was defeated, but they, they defeated a few Roman legions for, for a quick second. Yeah. The prostitutes in Rome were often slaves to just like when you, that's the, that's the dark side of,

and why prostitution should be legal because when it's illegal, you just, you, you know, you, you provide for a fertilizer for human sex trafficking. You know?

It should be protected by law prostitution because it's not going to stop. I believe it should be tax. It's a good source of tax revenue too. In Rome too, prostitutes were often slaves. Now you know that there's a lot of human trafficking going on it's very unfortunate

it's just what it is it's very unfortunate but yeah major source of Roman slavery was military expansion um that's what it is alright cuz well you know what you want to you got somebody on

okay yeah here we go. Oh, my God. Mush, when is my fucking ear going to feel better? Now it's clogged up again. About a week. Just a week. I'm going to have to deal with it. Even with taking the oral antibiotics, it just doesn't help.

You'll be good in a couple of days, but your flight's going to suck. But after that, you'll be fine. It's just going to suck. By the time I'm flying back home on Monday, it'll be better. You'll be good in a couple of days, but your flight's going to suck, but after that, you'll be fine. It's just going to suck. By the time I'm flying back home on Monday, it'll be better. You should be. Unless there's something horribly wrong. Yeah, right? Fuck. You got somebody on, Zach? Two cute kids from Westchester. Wow! What's up, two cute kids from Westchester?

You only got one of them right now. Who is, which one is this? I'm Tommy. What's up, Tommy? I'm Chris DiStefano, a.k.a. Chrissy Balls. How you doing? How we going, man? So did you and your boy really go Dutch and split the $25 membership? No, no.

He's a non-tude as well. Oh, so you're paying $25 and then he's paying $25? He's not paying $25, but he started a while ago and he got me interested in the podcast. I see. Yeah. What are you doing now, Tommy?

I'm at work. What do you work? Garbage pickup? What do you do? I'm a project engineer for construction. Wow. You're a fucking smart kid. Oh, Giannis Papas just got on the phone too.

What's up, kid? How you doing? Hey, how's it going, man? Good. Yeah. Now, where'd you go to school uh i went to school in pennsylvania yeah you're just a fucking american kid huh yeah yeah yeah westchester community college what's been your favorite moment of the podcast

so far westchester community college anything good anything that you really liked what's your favorite episode so far that we've done? Steel Pipe Chrissy Yeah Yeah People love Steel Pipe Chrissy Yeah It's a great episode

It's fucking wild Yeah and that episode was great Are you a white kid, black kid, Spanish kid? White kid You're a white kid Wee Wee Wow nice

I was hoping to make it up to Palisades this weekend but I can't Oh to see Yanni P Connecticut Yeah hopefully I'll make it up to Palisades this weekend, but I can't. Oh, to see Yanni P. Connecticut. Yeah, hopefully I'll make it out to Connecticut to see you. Yeah, come to the Wall Street Theater in Norwalk, Connecticut. I wish you could have went to go see Yanni this weekend, though. What are you doing? You got a toot lined up?

No, our friend's leaving for Australia. So we're throwing her a party. And it's our other friend's birthday party. Do you have a friend who's a girl? Are you a little gay? And it's all their friend's birthday party. Yo, do you have a friend who's a girl? Are you a little gay?

Are you a single kid? Are you banging anything out? When's the last time you cracked something open and cleaned it out? Oh, man. It's been too long, man. You haven't cracked something open in a while? Ladies, if you're listening, go fucking message to... What's your Patreon name again?

2Q Kids from Westchester. 2Q Kids from Westchester. They're looking to crack something open. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you, Tommy? I am 26. Wow, you're a fucking young kid. You don't even need Viagras yet.

Yeah, you know he's cracking open his own self and cleaning himself out a lot. Yeah, make no mistake. Yeah, your belly button gets a little sticky every night. All right, Tommy, we got to go. Thank you for being a Valley member of the matriarchy and you're in fucking non-toot.

Thank you. All right. That's it. That's it. Yeah. He's a good kid from Westchester. Tommy's a nice kid. Originally from Pennsylvania.

Probably means his parents were Mennonites. It's just what it is. It happens a lot when people say they're from Pennsylvania. A lot of times. Got anybody else, Aki? Let's get one more. Yeah, let's get one more. Yeah, I mean, this is a stupid idea by me. I'm just feeling sicker and sicker.

But we have to come in because we've got the girls got to eat. And make no mistake, it's going to be a great interview. And we really care what they have to say, but we really just want them to post on their Instagram. Yeah. You know, because a lot of the slaves in Rome, they went to Greece and they got a lot of Greek slaves. They had a lot of Greek slaves. Make no mistake, there was a few slaves, women, that were fucking pieces. Well, 100%.

Greece has had a lot of pieces. Do you think the women who are pieces now were pieces back then? Like there's a lot of Greek pieces, a lot of Puerto Rican pieces. You think there were pieces back then? What do you think? 100% there were pieces back then. Like there's a lot of Greek pieces, a lot of Puerto Rican pieces. You think there were pieces back then? What do you think? A hundred percent there were pieces. Who's this, Zach? Who do we got?

Oh, yeah. Leo Lovehandles. Leo Lovehandles. What's up, baby? It's Chrissy D. Chrissy Bitchips from the History of Hyenas. What's up, cuz? What's up, guys?

You caught me in my practice right now. I'm coaching my team. Oh, you're coaching your team? Do you coach that team? Do you coach the team and you got the whistle in one hand and a pastrami sandwich in the other? I'm more like a torta. I'll make you a sandwich. Oh, you're a torta? Alright, because you're a Mexican kid.

Yeah. We call you guys white walkers now because you're beyond the wall. What do you think of that? You think that's a new funny thing? What's that? You think that's a new funny thing? Giannis came up with it. I love it, dude. Yeah. Dude, what sport do you think of that? You think that's a new funny thing? What's that? You think that's a new funny thing? Giannis came up with it. I love it, dude. Yeah.

Dude, what sport do you coach? Soccer? No, baseball, man. Oh, yeah. Well, it's a coin flip. Yeah. Either baseball or soccer. Leo, where do you live again, Leo?

Love handles? Ann Arbor, Michigan. Oh, Ann Arbor, Michigan. That's right. We spoke to you a couple months ago. He's a good kid. You're a fucking valuable member of the Matriarch, and we love you. Yeah? Ann Arbor, Michigan. Oh, Ann Arbor, Michigan. That's right. Yeah, we spoke to you a couple months ago. He's a good kid. You're a fucking valuable member of the Matriarch

and we love you. Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Have you cracked anything open since the last time we spoke? I mean, I don't want to say too much, but yeah.

You're cleaning something out. I'm doing well. It's good to see you guys talking about it. Yeah. Real quick, cuz, because we know you got to get back to practice.

What's been your favorite episode or favorite moment of the podcast so far? So, you guys talking about back to practice what's been your favorite um episode or favorite moment of the podcast so far so the you guys talking about yanni p's wedding was probably one of my favorite episodes arshafir was my previous one but yeah the whole shit you guys are talking about like his brother shitting himself like i'm gonna be a groomsman at one of my buddy's weddings this summer i'm hoping shit like that happens there dude it's not a wedding until you shit yourself as yanni p said said now since you've been listening to the episodes do you feel more screwed in do you feel more Jewish

as you're going out there in your day to day life do you feel more like a screwed in kid oh absolutely I mean dude it's lent I'm trying to save some money I'm trying to I'm screwed in always absolutely cuz listen for being a valid member of the matriarch we're going to send you a signed copy of the Torah

alright Leo get back get back to coaching your team cuz and you better keep giving us $25 a month I'm going to send ice to your house

yeah but he called me right now it's not like he was about to hear my family's ransom yeah cuz we got you all right Leo thanks so much we

really appreciate it Leo love handles love you brother later yeah Hebrew Hebrew want to do one more cuz we got you all right Leo thanks so much we really appreciate it Leo love handles love you brother later yeah hebert hebert we'll do one more one more we good we got one more we got the girls gotta eat coming up that's

coming in yeah they're coming in about 40 minutes but I'm gonna tease that to our people that's gonna be our new interview episode that's going up on the page yeah we got a lot of listeners now who listen from girlsgottaeatpodcast who heard you on that podcast. And make no mistake, both of those girls will get

cracked open and cleaned out. What are the chances of one of the two of them is not going to get Chrissy Deed? Just very low. One of those girls is going to get my ear infection tonight. Yeah, it's what it is. Because you treat girls like Budweiser's and you crack them open and you clean them out.

Mic emoji face. I mean, the fact that we can't eat food in this studio is infuriating. Yeah. It's funny that we got a lot of fat kids that occupy these studios and none of them can eat in here.

You know that's the real reason why bobby has that rule he's trying to fast he's just trying to control himself i remember at one point didn't mike i was here once when you were just like a fan when you weren't working for the shows you brought him a black and white cookie and he ate it in studio member yeah uh no made the rule later. Later on what he was finding crumbs, you think? So it's not Bobby's rule. It's Noam's rule. Noam's rule. Yeah. No. Do you know exactly what the situation is? You know what I think? You know what? You know what? I just let him do this up here. Well, let me just say real quick. Give the

answer quick. But I just I think the reason why Noam probably truthfully doesn't want crumbs on the floor is because when he's looking for his little bags of money sniffing the floor like a little Jew truffle pig if he picks up a crumb and thinks it's money just cost some more time where's young g oh who do we got oh my god thalia how are you babe it's chrissy d i'm coming up to you know that i'm coming in may i'm coming to your town in may to crack you open yeah i just told open I got tickets

I'm going I was just kidding I wouldn't push you off then I wasn't kidding I'm going to be staying at the residence inn where is this this is from Portsmouth New Hampshire this is Talia Valkanos

she's one of our funniest members of the matriarchy maybe she's one of our funniest values of members of the matriarchy. Maybe she's going to get drafted. You got to check tonight. I mean, yeah, I would fucking hope so. How you doing, babe? Good. Giannis, I just want to say congratulations on your wedding.

Thank you. You say throwing up a lot at weddings, right? That's like a thing. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. Congratulations. I feel like you say it like always. Yeah. Babe, what are you doing today? Well, I'm outside my office because if I was talking to you inside, I

would get fired. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, yeah. Make no mistake, before we're done, a few kids are going to lose their jobs for listening to our podcast in their cubicle. Babe, when I get up there, do you want to have breakfast at Friendly Toast? Oh my God, yes. That place is the best.

Let's do it. It's fucking delicious. But no, for 100%, this draft is going to cause somebody to lose their job. And like, it's just what it is. It's just what's going to happen. It's just KSOS. It's just KSOS. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

What has been your favorite moment of the podcast so far? The really heavy history stuff. You like that the best? Yeah, because I'm really bad at history. And like, this is all I know, which is embarrassing. But it's just. Okay. Yeah.

So, I mean, but the interview with Nikki Glaser was really good too you liked that too wow yeah nice cause it was like cause like

yeah heavy history is good but also like it's good for people to know like who you guys are a little bit beyond like sure

cause that was like you know it was kind of like it wasn't a heavy interview but like kind of yeah it got a little there was

yeah I saw one kid write there was a lot of tension in the air. Did it feel tense to you, that interview? No, I didn't think so. If we start making some t-shirts, are you going to buy some? Depends what they look like. True. We've got to get a cute little fit for you.

Yeah. Cute little sexy fit. If we made one that said, it's what it is, or if we just made one that said, and Eileen, would you buy it? It's what it is. Yeah. Cause that's not inappropriate.

It's not going to get me fired. Good call. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Way Sean Sheehan you might buy. Yeah. Yeah.

That would, that would work. I would do that. But it's gotta be a cute little sexy fit. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be cute. It can't be like over the top.

Like, right. So I can't just, I can't just put a picture of the remote deck and make that a t-shirt. Probably not. All right. Well, listen,

babe, I just want to say thank you for being a valid member of the Maytruck. I'm going to see you in May and I'm just going to listen after the show. I'm just going to kiss you right in the lips. What it is. I mean, Hey, done.

What it is. It's what it is, babe. All right. Well, thank you so much. I really, we. Done. It's what it is. It's what it is, babe. All right. Well, thank you so much. We really appreciate it. All right. And if I'm not drafted first round, we're going to have some problems.

Oh, babe. Babe, you don't even fucking worry about that, okay? Yeah. My first round draft is all. That's the thing. It's all pieces and you're a piece. Chrissy's team is going to look like a WNBA squad. Yeah. Make no mistake. He's going all piece. Yeah, Chrissy's team is gonna look like a WNBA squad. Yeah, make no mistake.

He's going all female. Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine. Alright, babe. We'll talk to you later. Alright, I'll talk to you guys later. Alright, love you. Bye. Love you. Yeah, eventually we'll just do like an all female all-star team and then we'll just do all white walkers. Yeah. We got one more? That's it.

That's it? Alright. Thank you guys so much one more. That's it. That's it. All right. Thank you guys so much for listening. Go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge boys. Be a part of the matriarchy. Follow us on Instagram at history. Hyenas. Go to our iTunes history.

Hyenas podcast. Rate us. Give us five stars and leave a review and we'll send you a T-shirt. We'll send you a signed T-shirt, right? Yeah. Signed mug, signed T-shirt, everything. And go to our YouTube and subscribe. Yeah. Not everybody writes a review. We're going to

pick the best reviews and we'll send them a t-shirt. Yeah. Well, we appreciate it, babes. Thank you. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបរូវតែលារបស់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់