History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 67 - Charlie Ross is WILD!

Episode Date: April 28, 2019

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What's up, cuzzy wuzzies? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, History Hyenas, Bad. hello my mic is not on we gotta start that over why who's my mic was off is it on right now yeah well just let's just keep going huh let's just keep going. Why? Because my mic was off. Is it on right now? Yeah. Well, let's just keep going. Huh? Let's just keep going. You started off and the mic was off. It's just what happens on the hyenas. Sometimes you start the podcast and the mic's off.

So if you heard a little dead air, the reason is because Zach didn't turn Giannis' mic on. Because make no mistake, he's not Jack today. No, what happens is sometimes when he's typing on the keyboard, he gets confused looking at the fingers and looking at the keys. Yeah. Because on his finger, he'll have an E, but the typewriter will have a C and then he'll type an E instead of a C. It's just what it is.

Yeah. He gets confused. Yeah. Yeah. We are the history hyenas. I am Freddy Fettiches and that is chrissy pick up the baby chrissy pick up the baby to stuff but no thank you guys so much for joining us for another episode we have a wild episode today we don't have godfrey on so it's gonna be all right um yeah godfrey's

episode was fucking wild and how's your temperature right now? My temp? Your personal body temperature, low grade or are we norm 98.7? I'm normal, but I'm normal, but swing towards low grade because I've already had a day and it's not even 220. Yeah. So you're probably about ninety nine point two and ninety nine point two. And I cancel what I'm doing for tonight because make no mistake, the baby is by my mother's house and I just want to go to a place where everybody's white. Make no mistake. The baby is by my mother's house and I just want to go to a place where everybody's white. And if we are not able, I'm just going to bring a falafel into the studio soon.

Yeah, we're not allowed to eat in this studio because it's just stupid fucking rules. Make no mistake. There's a lot of people that go around every single day and just do stupid things based on tradition and live by stupid rules that actually make no sense. But they're not looking deep enough inside themselves to just be like, why am I even doing this? They're just doing it. You have to think outside the box. Yeah, well, Bobby's trying to set some rules for his day.

So for at least an hour or two when he does his podcast, he sets a rule that he can't eat because for the other couple hours of the day, the many he's eaten. Well, I heard that it's not Bobby's rule. It's the Jew that owns this. Yeah. It's the Jew that owns this. Yeah. It's just truth.

Yeah. Okay. So that definitely we could do a Jew voice for him because he's an actual Jew. He's an actual Jew. I don't want any falafels up here because then the mice crawl upstairs and then boogity boogity boogity boo. And here's the thing. And here's the thing. Here's how the rules work. Okay.

If you want to do podcasts, which he's doing a podcast, he has known the odor of the comedy seller does a podcast. Yeah. And he does it on, I believe he does. Yeah. Which is what we're on. Nobody's interested in it. Well, the thing is this. If you want to come on and do a podcast and you have you can't you have to be open to taking shots. Yeah. If you want to cross the line, be a comedian, be have you can't you have to be open to taking shots.

Yeah. If you want to cross the line, be a comedian, be an entertainer. Yeah. Then you just you know what I mean? You're basically just stepping into the arena. Exactly. So whatever you want to say. And I just gave him a nice quick shot. Bang, bang. And make no mistake, I don't care because I don't work here. I care and I do work here. So I love, you know, I'm good. Hummus. And if Bobby says anything about the fact that we're eating falafels in here what are you going to give him I'm going to give him a one two three

combo and I'm going to give him a right hand to the stomach and watch his shorts fall down like he's in Tyson's punch out yeah Bobby just looks like Butterbean if Butterbean never boxed yeah it's just what it is yeah yeah it's just what it is and cuz Mike emoji, it's just what it is. And cuz Mike emoji face Mike mush right now is in San Antonio. Still, he can't get over the wall

and Zach Isis is here with more tattoos on his fingers. Yeah, he's just have you ever tried to type on your finger by accident? Like your left hand saw your right hand and tried to type on it. Your Mike's not on. Yeah, cuz Jesus Oh oh yeah so oh so you know what we're not going to be able

to hear isis this episode that's a big loss it's just what it is the fans are going crazy at what point do we just say we're not coming into the studio anymore we're just gonna have isis come out set up the mics for us and we're just gonna going to press the Weishan Chi and buttons on our own. At what point do we just say we're cutting out the travel? And it doesn't matter. We're only coming to do guests. Because I'm getting sick and tired of being in here for four hours. What we're going to do is me

and you are just going to, I'm going to get a new apartment like I told you. Which you said, yeah. Yeah, I got to spend all my savings for another down payment for a bigger place for my wife and hopefully it works out. Maybe it will, because deep down. I'm fucking stupid. Fucking stupid.

I should just stay in this place until I can afford something bigger. But right now I'm going to put down all my savings at a bigger apartment. And what we could do with my current apartment is turn it into a studio and kidnap Mike Emoji Face and Zach Eisen and just force him to live there. Cuz, did you get the new apartment? Did you put an offer in? Cause I'm putting offers in, but we need to start a fucking history.

Hyena sweatshop immediately. Yeah. Well you, what, what's the deal with your guy that talks too much on the phone? Which guy? Elvis. Yeah.

The guy who's the t-shirt guy who needs to just shut. Lou needs to just say, speak when spoken to. And when I say what colors are the shirts I want to put out on the website immediately. I don't want to know about what your day is and what the plan is for your five year business plan. Because my five year business plan is to use you for as much as I can and then fucking disconnect my phone. And have you never talked to me again?

Because make no mistake, I'm going to be a superstar and I will forget the little people. And you're also in five years have dreams and goals to become an amateur boxer. Yeah. And because when's your first fight going to be? Because my first fight's probably gonna be in child support court um no my first fight um i don't know we'll do it when we get to when we get to 1600 patreon members which go to patreon.com slash bay ridge boys we're gonna throw sweet 16 at the ridgewood moose lodge on grand avenue ridgewood queens and i think when we get to 2500 patreon members i'll have my first fight.

Yeah, I'll fight a patron member. By the way, the Patreon draft has started. Hashtag team special because I need a falafel team. Special needs Stamos and team Chrissy D cups. Yeah, those are the two teams. And we're off. The first game has begun. Go to our Instagram at History Hyena. If you're on

one of our teams and you were drafted, you have your assignment for the week. You got till Friday to submit your videos. The winner gets to crack open and clean out Zach Isis. It's just what it is. And if you guys are looking for some road dates, go to ChristyComedy.com. I got a lot of road dates coming up. I got Boston. I

got New Hampshire. I got Portland, Maine. I got Phoenix, Arizona. I got a bunch of ones coming up. Ohio, christycomedy.com. And for Giannis, you should go to giannispapas.net. Where are you going to be, Giannis? Giannispapas.net is down right now. I got a new website going up. So just follow me on Twitter. Follow me on Instagram. And I got no dates coming up right now. It's just what it is. It's just what it is. It's just what it is. Make no mistake. Your one wish from Santa should just be for a career.

Yeah. Right now, I got one leg out of the business. Yeah. Well, but no, I got one. Look, look at my shirt is. Yeah. You got a Soul Joel Richardson shirt on, which is he's he's our dear friend. Soul Joel Richardson, Kung Fu Panda, Frank Sabine's show.

Great kid. We're going to do some of his gigs again this summer. But cuz, make no mistake. I'm about to put a tour on with him, cuz make no mistake, I'm going back to Soul Joel gigs exclusively. It's just what it is, cuz you got a wife, and she doesn't understand. She's going to start to be like, daddy, my daddy was a doctor, and I would point at things, and I would have them. So why can't I have an apartment? And you're going to say, babe, we're going to get you that apartment but it's going to have

to be through soul Joel it's going to have to be be through soul Joel and private birthday parties where I put the more Risa with you're going to have to put them a lot of people eat off that wig through great words surgery cone but what I will say let me say this even though it's going to be coming out I know this episode's out Thursdays for our non toots who have went to patreon.com slash

Bay Ridge boys for our fucking full blown prostitutes that are listening to this episode for free. You'll hear this on Sunday. Either way, Giannis would have already recorded his hour special. Andrew Schultz presents Giannis Pappas blowing the light, which is, which I put card in a blow.

Yeah. See is, yeah, it's a fucking eggplant. I want to put my mouth. Yeah. What's called a poly gassy, AKA poly vitamins.

Yeah. He thinks that's a little gay, but he was have filmed his special. Andie Vitamins. Yeah, he thinks that's a little gay, but he was, have filmed his special, and then cuz, once that thing hits, I mean, it's just going to be a different Yanni P. It's going to be dates. It's going to just be back to fucking Yanni tickets. We don't know what's going to happen, but I do want to

say thank you to everyone who bought tickets. Sold out. Sold out on a Tuesday in 13 days. And you offered me to come open the show for you, which is very kind. I would have done it, but make no mistake, what did I have to do? Pick up the baby. So I was with the baby.

Chrissy, pick up the baby. So yeah, this is going to come out after I shot it. So if it went good, it went good. But thank you for everybody who bought tickets. I appreciate it. And thank you, Andrew Schultz. Thank you, Emilio. Thank you, New York Comedy Club. Thank you, Emilio. Thank you, New York Comedy Club.

Thank you, Amy. And I don't know how it went. Right now, I'm talking in the future. So I think it went good. I'm going to tell you it went good. It went good, yeah. It went good. It went well.

So, yeah. So we're having a lot of fun on this podcast. It's a lot. We have, you know, interviews coming up. And we were trying to get to this last week. Because, you know, make no mistake, we're history hyenas.enas so we love to talk about history but we're also fucking hyenas so sometimes it goes off the rails sometimes but you brought this up the book that uh mrs poppins got both of us because make no mistake you have two wives you have your wife mrs poppins and then you

have your wife mrs de stefano yeah so she got us both this book which is about true bay ridge crime stories and what we discovered is one story, a famous kidnapping case, Charlie Ross, who was the first big kind of celebrity kidnapping case, actually, even before the Lindenburg baby. Yeah. So this is the first one. And so we know we've we found some interesting ways how it connects to Bay Ridge. Yeah. Very interesting story. Charlie Ross.

Little baby. I'm saying Charlie Rose, but it's Charlie Ross because make no mistake, I'm fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. Yeah, cuz. Make no mistake. I just want to say this real quick. For the third weekend in a row, another one of our Patreon members got cracked open and cleaned out. It's three in a row.

At number four, you know who's coming. I'm coming to Portsmouth, New Hampshire. You know who you are. Get it cracked open. Yeah, because we're the only podcast where we have a very intimate relationship with some of our fans via Chrissy D's peeps. Yeah, if you, I'm going to just say this. If I cracked you open and cleaned you out and you're willing and able to share a story of how it went on the Patreon, go ahead and post it. I don't mind. Go ahead and post it on the community board if you got cracked open cleaned up by chrissy d and if i said hey babe suck your dick the only way it's gonna get hard

if you suck my dick babe just do it i don't care yeah we already found out from the great uh christina hutchinson shout out christina hutchinson shout out guys we fucked yeah uh friends of the show yeah by the way guys on our patreon all our interview episodes we have gaffigan up there oh my god jimmy g tank sinatra up there we've had rachel feinstein joe list uh who else ben jules schultz andrew schultz ben kissel who was the snoozer andrew schultz no ben kissel was great kidding it was all about wrestling it was great it was wrestling so a lot of girls didn't get it. Yeah, a lot of girls. But the guys loved it. We'll have Jared Freed up there.

J Train, we'll have Nimesh Patel. Yeah. It's just a nonstop. We're probably Ari Shafir. We're forgetting a few. Oh, Ari Shafir was up there. But here's the deal. Are you going to go to Ari Shafir's barbecue tomorrow?

I may. I got to see what's up. But here's the deal. If you go to our Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys channel, where our matriarchy continues to grow, we have fun games. We've got a Patreon draft going on. We've got videos. That's how you really support us.

Guys, in 2019, you can get the content you want if you support it. It's a beautiful thing. We got so – what are we up to? Six hundred and something. Seventy-something fucking hyenas in there. And we got small business sponsors, which we're going to get to in a little bit. Yeah. And so you can go join and become a $10 member and get those interview episodes for a month before they're released to the low eating toots.

If you're a toot, that means you're a low ranking member of the cackle and you eat after the matriarchy members eat first. It's what it is. And we're fucking screwed in goddamn kids. You're screwed in kids. Let's talk about Charlie Ross. So Charlie Ross. Or Rose. Yeah, you know.

Is it Charlie Rose or Ross? It's Ross, you fucking stupid German. Charlie Rose took his pants off and jerked off and got fired. He did, right? But then Charlie Ross was kidnapped. And then, yeah, let's just talk about it. So Charlie Ross is the first ransom kidnapping recorded in American history. Right.

And we're going to take you all the way back to summer of 1874. What a good summer. In the summer of 1874. And we know white babies are valuable. Yeah. Yeah. Cops will look for a white baby. A white baby.

That's yeah. That's worth a lot of money, especially a rich person's white baby. Yeah. The detectives and police were on call for this. Since everything had to be hand sewn back in the summer of 1874, it would have my pants would have cost a pretty penny because make no mistake, I would have an above average size, but for the normal person of that time. Yeah. You look, let's just call it, call it what it is. Just call it what it is.

You would have been someone who would have done a kidnapping like this. Yeah. You wouldn't have had it in your heart to do it. Yeah. But you were not, you wouldn't have been a guy who rose up the ranks of society back then. Not back then. No, I would have been a civil war casualty.

Most likely. Yeah. If I somehow miraculously survived the Civil War, I would, without a doubt, would have had syphilis on my cock and balls, because no condoms, but I would have still been going raw dog on these girls. And I would have probably, because comedy

wasn't available, physical therapy wasn't invented yet, I wouldn't know what to do, so I'd probably just start kidnapping babies. Yeah, but let's be honest, you only got into physical therapy and comedy in modern times because A, at the beginning you got into physical therapy because you wanted to be close to Filipino

boys. Yeah. And then you got into comedy because you wanted to be close to Puerto Rican girls. Yeah. So back then, neither one of those things was available because Filipinos hadn't come here yet. Yeah. And Puerto Ricans, this was before Maria, Maria. This was before West Side Story. Yeah. So your two favorite things't come here yet. Yeah. And Puerto Ricans. This was before Maria, Maria. This is before West Side Story.

Yeah. So your two favorite things didn't exist yet. Yeah. So you just would have been a fireman. I would have been a firefighter and I would have been a fireman or a cop. And I probably or I would have been a criminal. I would have been when I would have kidnapped people. And you would have been right.

Yeah. They wouldn't have had a uniform that you could fit that fucking answer my mask into. It's just what it is. So what happened with Charlie Ross? He was playing outside one day. What was he doing? Guys, let's just start with the expression.

Don't play with strangers. No, don't take candy from strangers. Oh, God. Because I need a falafel. You need a falafel. Don't take candy from strangers is a saying that actually derives from the Charlie Rose kidnapping case or Charlie Ross, whichever way you want to say it. Can you say Charlie Ross? And then I could say things right because we're off today.

We're off today. My eyes are burning. I got itchy eyes from my allergies. Yeah, my nose is burning, too. I need some saline solution to clean it out. Yeah, I got to hit my neti pot. Bit, bit, bit. So Charlie Ross, the expression don't take candy for strangers.

From strangers. Not for, from strangers. From strangers. Fucking stupid fuck. Do not take candy from strangers. Comes from Charlie Ross's story. That's right. So what happened is Charlie Ross was a four year old kid.

Yeah, he was a four year old kid and he had a fucking brother who was a five year old kid. Yeah. And make no mistake, those are called Irish twins. Yeah. When you just get pregnant and then have the baby and then immediately have another baby. Yeah. Those are just called Irish twins.

As soon as mommy gets sewed back up, you just push the piece right back in and make another baby for Catholic Jesus. Because make no mistake, you're going to have to have multiple sets of Irish twins because you're getting close to dying. Yeah, I'm getting too old. Yeah, I'm fucking retired now. Yeah, because you're just going to have to. Unfortunately, now, Mrs.

Poppins, because when you get married, what the rules are of this great country and not that I ever forget the laws and rules of this great nation unless there's reporters outside then I will forget them and I'll take everybody physically beyond that fence beyond that fence I'll put my dog back first I'll put my dog back first and I'll take everybody physically you fucking crumbs um

but unfortunately your wife doesn't have any rights anymore yeah so if you want to have the baby right now and put it in her then you're just going to hold her down and do it yeah that's just what it is right what it is she doesn't have any rights anymore. Yeah. So if you want to have the baby right now and put it in her, then you're just going to hold her down and do it. Yeah. That's just what it is. Right. She doesn't have rights.

Yeah. So, yeah. So Charlie Ross was born in May, was born in 1870 in the Philadelphia area. A lot of Philadelphia. Yeah. He was born in a,

in a, in a, in a Philadelphia area in a, in a place called Germantown. Oh, it's Germantown. Yeah. It sounds like me.

Now, do you think he was, it was now, was he born closer to the Wooter? Over here, we say water. Over there, you say Wooter. Yeah, over here, it's the Smithtown Water Department. Yo, shout out to the Smithtown Water Department. Shout out to the Smithtown Water Department. Over there, it's the Germantown Wooter Department.

I just want to say hello to the boys out there at the Smithtown Water Department. You're doing fine work. Thank you for the water. Thank you for the Department. I just want to say hello to the boys out there at the Smithtown Water Department. You're doing fine work. Thank you for the water. Thank you for the water. I need a water. And if you're in Germantown or Philadelphia area, listen, thank you so much for the water. Thank you so much for your water. So he grew up in Germantown, which is close to the water in Philadelphia.

Yeah, it's close to the water. And what it is is Germantown, which is now just part of Philadelphia because all these cities keep expanding. But back then, you know, just like Bay Ridge used to be like a vacation spot for rich people. It used to be a village, an actual village. Yeah, with like fucking cows and sheep. Yeah, farmland. It was farmland. And a lot of rich people lived here.

And we're going to get to that because what this story goes to Bay Ridge, like we'll tell you. Yeah, it's going to get to Bay Ridge and it's going to get wild. Yeah, it gets fucking wild. And it gets to a rich person's house. But Germantown back then was a suburb of Philadelphia because Philadelphia was smaller. Yeah, it was smaller. Even though right now Philadelphia is one of the biggest geographical cities in our country. Back then it was just a little smaller and it was by the Witter.

Yeah, it was by the Witter. So Charlie Ross was. Do you know, just real quick, what it was by the Witter. Yeah, it was by the Witter. Yeah. So Charlie Ross was a... Do you know, just real quick, what date was he born? He was born on May 4th, 1870.

Do you know if that was a Tuesday? It could have been a Tuesday. Was it a Tuesday or was it a Wednesday? It could have been a Tuesday and his

parents could have been him. Were they him? Do you think, okay, let me just ask you the last thing and then we'll get to it. I know, because we

know he's going to get kidnapped. Do you think he could have potentially been kidnapped because his dad was distracted and was eating a hoogie He could have been eating a hoogie Or his dad could have been distracted and been the fool Yeah or maybe he was trying to get reception And watch the Philadelphia Eagles Or maybe he was drinking a Diet Coke

Maybe he was making Diet Coke Or maybe he was good for. Sandy coming in the back. Look at me. I'm Sandra Dee. That's what you call it. That's what you call a Sandra Dee coming out of left field. Yeah, that's a surprise. Sandra Dee of Pearl Harbor. Yeah, that was a Pearl Harbor Sandra Dee.

Which happened last week when the video guy just came in unannounced. Incoming. Incoming. Sandra D. Yeah. To the left. Because that was hilarious. That was like a relief pitcher marching out of left field.

Yeah. He went rogue, this guy. He can't just come in. We were talking about kooks and hoagies and Sandra D. just came into the story. It just popped out. All right. Go ahead. So Charlie Ross and his brother Walter were four and five years old in 1874.

Right. And for a couple of days they were playing outside because it's the summertime. You could play outside. It wasn't, you know, you didn't have maniacs running around back then. So they thought. And plus you're living in Germantown. So they have German immigrants living there. And they were all well to do because the place was weird. So you don't think anyone's going to get in there.

But they're playing. They're having a good time. Whatever. It's a lot of open space. You know, it's a neighbor community. Got a lot of Germans out there just marching, kind of coming up with different ways to get different groups of people out of the way. Yeah.

Being German fucking scumbags. Being German fucking snow monkeys. Snow monkeys. Or in Germantown, they probably... Snoo. Snoo? Snoo monkeys. Snoo monkeys.

Snoo monkeys. Snoo... Snoo? Sneeminkies. Sneeminkies. Sneeminkies. So they were playing outside, and for a couple days before the fateful day in question, which was July 1st... Okay. Two guys. Two guys, see? I mean, which... I picture when I was...

When I was reading about this story, I just pictured the guys, because one guy's name's Moshe, and the other guy's name's Douglas. Uh-oh, Moshe. Yeah, Moshe because one guy's name is Moshe and the other guy's name is Douglas. Oh, Moshe. Yeah, Moshe. That guy's screwed in. He's screwed in. Yeah, so I just pictured them being kind of like those guys, see?

But this was actually the 1870s, see? So they weren't bad guys like in the movies in the 30s. Yeah. But they sound like it with their names, see? Yeah. So they were outside playing and these two guys, Moshe and Douglas, came up and started offering these little kids candy. Yeah, so let's just stop right there. You know, if I was live in 1874 and somebody offered me candy, you know I'm getting in the wagon.

Yeah, you're just going to be a kid who's going to be abducted. Because if you, as a little kid, if you just offered me candy, Puerto Rican toots, or a chance to throw hands, I'll get in your wagon. Yeah, or a black and white cook. Or a black and white cookie. Or a black and white cookie. Is that the Cantonese pronunciation? Yeah. Yeah. And that's just what it is? Do it again. Hit us again.

Because Cantonese just sounds funny, and it's just the way the cookie crumbles. It's just the way the cookie crumbles It's just the way the cookie crumbles I'm fucking crazy cookie crumbles and I support it So what happens So he comes and he gets candy Douglas what's his name Douglas and Moishe

So they hatch the plan these two These two hatch a plan and make no mistake It was probably masterminded by Moishe Because the kid screwed in he's a Jew So you're going to be Douglas and I'm going to be Moishe We're planning the kidnap I'll be Douglas and you'll by Moishe because the kid screwed in. He's a Jew. Yeah. Okay. So you're going to be Douglas and I'm going to be Moishe. We're planning the kidnap. Okay. So you're Douglas.

I'll be Douglas and you'll be Moishe. Okay, go ahead. All right, see, this is what we're going to do here. I'm the dumb one. You're the Jew with the brain. So you tell me what you want me to do, Moishe. Well, I think what would probably be best is, you know, what has a lot of high value currency is little white babies.

You make a good point, see. Now, here's the deal. All right. I usually don't like Jews. Yeah. Okay. But you got to shop mine and we need money because make no mistake with you fucking stupid kids.

Then let's go get a little baby. We'll give them some candy, maybe some a buckle of our and let, Oh, let me just put my creams on because I have rashes that pop up out of nowhere because I am Jewish. Can you hit the way? Zach fucking way song.

Yeah. Even though he's speaking your language, you fucking jihadi. Yeah. I'm sorry. Jihadi with a body. So they hatch a little plan. Well, Moisa and Douglas, see, and they started giving these kids candy to warm them up. They were breaking them in.

Now, were these the first two kids that they sought out, do you think? Or had they tried to seek out other kids? They scoped out this kid because they knew his pops had a little bit of dough. His pops had some dough. What's his pop? Now, how were you making dough back in those days? What was his pops doing? I think his pops was probably making fucking horseshoes.

No, Christian Ross, he owned a dry goods store. Oh, that's right. So these kids were fucking stupid. Yeah. So, Christian Ross, he owned a dry goods store. Oh, that's right. So these kids were fucking stupid. Yeah. So, I mean, he lived in a large house. He owned a store, but he wasn't like fucking loaded loaded. Yeah. He just had a little bit of money.

He had a little bit of money and he lived in a well-to-do area and they just picked these fucking kids. He was poverty rich. Yeah. And these two guys were career criminals. Yeah. Mosher and Douglas were career criminals. You have to weigh Sean Sheehan what I just said. What'd you just say?

I just said he was mildly rich Wei Shan Xian Cause you say so many wild things I just I'm getting numb to it Yeah so just give me another Wei Shan Xian Because that's wild what I just said Wei Shan Xian We could maybe even cut that out

Cause people just know we're just kidding. We're just wild kids. We're just wild kids. We're just kidding around. Because we're the most fucking loving kids in the world, but we just can't turn off the wild button. It's just what it is. Yeah. I mean, people have been telling us we might want to tone it down, and we just can't.

Yeah, just can't do it. And it's just what it is. But we're joking. Wei Shangxin, Wei Shangxin. Wei Shangxin. It's just what it is at this point. It's just true. So these two fucking kids, by the way, Mosher had syphilis or cancer in his nose of his nose.

Yeah. So his nose was jacked up because to get syphilis on your nose, you got to be a pretty dirty fucking guy. Yeah. When when Charlie Ross's brother, Walter, described Mosher to the cops later, which I'm about to get to. They described him as having a monkey nose. Yeah. So he had like a hook fucking all the cartilage was wrecked. It was just gross.

It was like flat. He had a freaking syphilis out nose. But anyway, so these kids took the candy, told their pops about it. So their pops had heard about it. It's like, hey, these two guys gave us candy. But you got to remember, this was before it was an established thing where like you knew that like you don't take candy from strangers if you're kids you don't talk to strangers

cause there's pedophiles out there there's fucking weird people out there but mostly pedophiles right but these kids were getting broken in by these two dumb career criminals who were just trying to get familiar with them so they could get a little comfortable so then a couple days later,

they roll up and see the kids playing outside. Right. And this is, remember, it was July. This is July. July 1874. Yeah, this is July 1st. So 4th of July is coming up. Probably a hot day.

Yeah, so Moshe says, hey, boys, how you doing? 4th of July is coming up. Do you guys want some firecrackers? Yeah, would you like some firecrackers? We also have some kid dishes. And if you'd like, I know I have curls coming out of my hands because of my religion. Zachy, please, please, please, Zach. We got to clean the air, OK?

Because when Chrissy talks, it gets cloudy in here. Yeah. I'm sorry. Clear the air with that fucking way. If you're new to the podcast, Wei Zhong Jing obviously means we're just kidding. We're just kidding. We're just kidding, but go to patreon.com slash if you want to hear some things we say without the

Wei Zhong Jing button. It's most okay. Yeah, yeah. So he says to the kids, would you like some firecrackers? And they're like, sure,, would you like some firecrackers? And they're like, sure, mister. We want some firecrackers. We live near the winter.

We live near the winter. Yeah. So the two four and five-year-old kids are fucking stupid because they're kids. And plus, it's 1874. So they don't think anything's amiss. Yeah. And they don't know how to throw hands yet because Rocky wasn't born yet. It wasn't born yet.

And there wasn't a statue in the Philadelphia Museum to memorialize a fictional character. Yeah. How fucking can you just let's just take a second to appreciate Philadelphia. I mean, that would be like if New York had a statue of of of Christopher Walken from the King of New York. Yeah. It's just out there all like fucking Roger Rabbit. Yeah.

Or somebody. What was a movie where a New Yorker was in there? Roger Rabbit. Roger Rabbit. He's a New York kid. Yeah. It's just out there all like fucking Roger Rabbit. Yeah. Or somebody. What was a movie where a New Yorker was in there? Roger Rabbit. Roger Rabbit. He's a New York kid. Yeah. Philadelphia is just a little fucking water. It's just a little weirder down.

Okay. So Charlie Ross and his brother Walter. Yeah. They get out there and they're trying to take candy from Douglas and was. Yeah. Yeah. They already took the candy. They took the candy.

Now they're on the way in his car. Now it's like, get into the carriage and we're going to go get you. We're going to buy you guys a horse drawn carriage. Yeah, I think it was a horse. Yeah, yeah. That would be horse. Yeah, because we're talking about 1874. There's no clothes yet.

They don't got clothes. So he's like, we'll take you to the store and we'll get you guys some firecrackers. So the kids get in. Walter sits in the back. Charlie sits on the on the lap. I mean, can you imagine the time? The lap of the. Oh, my God.

Of of I think Mosher. One of the guys, which is this is just normal back then. Yeah. I mean, can you imagine the time? The lap of the I think Mosher. Which is just normal back then. Yeah, I mean, nobody's thinking anything. I mean, you know. But that was the time where you could have probably like a 13-year-old bride and nobody would bat an eye. Yeah, things like that. Because you would not do well in a time like that. Yeah, I just, how do you get caught as a criminal? Like, when I was reading about this crime, it just made me think like before forensics eyewitness surveillance is all eyewitness yeah like if you would have to i mean yeah that you could get so many people got away with crimes back then so easy you can't get away with crimes now you just can't yeah there'd have to be like 10 witnesses you have to do it in front of people

in order to get caught yeah um and so they took him to the store. Charlie starts crying. He starts to, his senses start going. He's a four-year-old kid. He's a smart kid. Unfortunately, this is the end of Charlie Ross. Yeah. So we didn't know what he was going to become. Yeah.

But at the time, supposedly he's crying. Of course. And this is all recounted by his brother. Walter. Who tells a story later. Charlie starts crying, saying, I want to go home. They say, we're going to take you to Aunt Susie's house. Okay.

But first we're going to- Aunt Susie doesn't exist though. No, Aunt Susie's just a fictional character. These two kids sound like the stupidest two fucking kids. Yeah. Because what they do is they give Walter, they stop by the cigar store that has firecrackers in the window and they say, Walter, go get us some firecrackers and get some torpedoes for your little brother.

The kid's four. He should be shooting off fucking firecrackers. Yeah. And I think the father actually was out getting sand for them to shoot the firecrackers into. Sand? Yeah. What's sandies? No sand.

So he could safely shoot the firecrackers into on the 4th of July. But he shouldn't have been letting these kids play with firecrackers at four and five years old. But it was 1874. 1874. Nobody cared. Let's be honest. Your life expectancy was about 25. Yeah.

And everyone lived life without a helmet at that time. It's just what it is. So this is how stupid the guys are, though. They let Walter out to go by the firecrackers and then they leave and take Charlie. But they fucking let a witness go, right? And one of the guys got a

syphilis nose. So eventually they identify the guy. So anyway, they take Charlie. Walter gets picked up by this guy. I think his name was Mr. Peabody or some shit. They, you know, so anyway, they take Charlie. Walter gets picked up by this guy. I think his name was Mr. Peabody or some shit. It was a neighbor on a Kensington area, whatever. Anyway, he gets brought back home.

Christian Ross, the father, finds out, asks, has anyone seen my son? And neighbor says, I saw him in the carriage with two guys. Then he starts to get a little worried. And then the ransom notes start. And these ransom notes, they're hilarious. These kids are so fucking stupid. I mean, it sounds like Zach Isis wrote them.

It sounds like they are not spelled correctly. It looks like it's on our Patreon.. It looks like it's on our Patreon. It literally looks like it's on our Patreon. Yeah. Yeah. If you go, you can read one. Zachy, can you blow one up? Yeah.

Well, you can go to like where one's transcribed. Yeah. Because you can't even. It's fucking illegible. Yeah. Can you pull one up? Zachy? Zach.

Yeah. Of course, Zach. We had this locked and loaded. Yeah. 45 minutes ago. But now it's just, you know, it's just what it is. It's just the hyena part of history, hyenas.

Charlie Ross's hairstyle was fucking wild, too. Because you cannot get Charlie Ross out of your head. He had a full perm like my Aunt Eileen. You cannot get Charlie Ross out of your head. Yeah, I keep saying, yeah, because, yeah, Charlie Ross. Yes, Charlie Ross. Little baby Charlie Ross. So this captured national attention. I mean, it was a national story.

The police, this is the first time they're dealing with something like this. Credit to the Philadelphia Police Department and also shout out Smithtown Water. Shout out Smithtown Water. Shout out Germantown Weider. Yes, but because the police in Pennsylvania, Philly back then, they kind of understood they were prescient and they knew that hey we don't want to succumb to these kidnappers because this will set a precedent and then you know everyone's kids will be getting kidnapped and that's that's the problem with kidnapping is like you can't give

into it yeah because then it's just criminals are going to go like this is the way you get paid and they wanted twenty thousand dollars which you're like, oh, okay. Like for your kid, you could pay that. But inflation back then, that would mean they really wanted the equivalent of $400,000. 400 grand. Yeah. So make no mistake, after your Comedy Central deal, you would have been able to pay it. I would have been able to pay it.

Yeah. And right. Or Joe Rogan could have just do one ad on his podcast and pay it. Yeah. Because make no mistake, if you're a $25 member on our Patreon, you know exactly how much Chris made last year. Yeah. You said it on a Patreon.

Yeah. Why did I say it? Because you live your life two beers in and you blacked out. There's one thing that you got from Catholic school, and that's you learned the ability to black out. To black out and block out. Yeah. Because do we have the ransom note?

Cuz, we got ISIS on the wheels of steals. Does that not have it? Stop getting confused with the keyboard in your fingers. Yeah. The part that's highlighted. Okay, there you go. Mr. Ross, Mr. R-O-S. So this guy can't say Mr. Ross either.

Maybe I'm the one who kidnapped him. Be not uneasy. You son, Charlie Brewster. Be all right. W.R.I.T. We is got him and no powers on Earth can deliver out of our hand. Yeah, that's full blown. Zach Isis. This kid is full blown.

Franks and Beans is a Franks and Beans fucking it. That wasn't probably Moshe. Yeah, that was probably Douglas. Let's just say that Charlie Ross got kidnapped by Franks and Beans. Yeah. Then the second letter that was excerpt from the first letter. Then the second letter asked for ransom. This letter moved the rock that hides him.

This is the lever L E V E R that moved the rock that hides him from you. Why you $20,000, not $1 D O L E R less-E-R, less, L-E-S, hyphen, impossible, hyphen, impossible. You cannot get him without it. The sum of $20,000 and $80,000 was the equivalent of about $400,000. Yeah, neither one of these guys were sticklers for spelling or grammar. But also, I read something that they think that it could have been they were doing this deliberately to try to throw people off to make them think that they were stupid yeah it could be that too but that too

i do think generally they were fucking stupid kids stupid kids now you don't let a witness go why would you not kidnap both the kids they probably like we i don't want to take care of both of them boss like one of them was the guy who was like hey boss hey boss and the other guy you think mosher was the the i think most of the brains they're screwed in guy who was like, hey, boss, hey, boss. And the other guy, you think Mosher was the brains? They're screwed on one that was like, here's what we're going to do. But Mosher had syphilis in his nose, so he was fucking stupid, too. I thought Douglas had syphilis in his nose. I think it was Mosher that had syphilis in his fucking nose.

I can't remember. That's gross. It was Mosher, yeah. Gross. Yeah, which means Mosher loves toots. Maybe Mosher didn't have syphilis on his nose. He just had a big Jew nose, and that's what they called it back then. Cuz we need a way shot. I mean, way song she ain't. Thank you. didn't have syphilis on his nose. He just had a big Juneau's and that's what they called it back then. Cuz

we need a way shot. I mean, way song she ain't. Thank you. I mean the fact that one even took me aback. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that Zach didn't press it immediately. I was just trying to test Zach. I did not mean what I said. I was just kidding to test Zach and Zach is worse than me. Yeah. This

may be the first episode where we just have to censor ourselves and tackle a few parts out. Okay, fine. Chrissy is unbridled right Yeah. This may be the first episode where we just have to censor ourselves and cackle a few parts out. Okay, fine. Chrissy is unbridled right now. Chrissy is a horse with no saddle and you are wild horses. I'm wild. Okay. So Charlie Ross gets kidnapped.

Walter's just fucking running around. He doesn't know what to do. He tells the pops. They go to the police. The police say, don't worry. This kid's going to show up because they don't even know what a kidnapping is back there. They have no idea. This is so new to the police.

Yeah, they're probably saying, hey, there's a couple of neighbors probably took him. Maybe they're a horse and bug. He broke down, but he probably just getting him some ice cream and they're probably just, you know, hanging out and he's just reading stories to him. They said most likely like if, you know, knowing him, he's probably down by the router with a hoogie. It's cheesy. So he, you know, could maybe it's Philadelphia cream cheese watching the Eagles fly. So don't worry about it. He's going to come back.

Days, days, days go by. Obviously, the father starts to panic. Then these ransom notes start to come in. And then we know we got a big problem. Yeah. And this is how, you know, these kids are stupid because they were sending the sending the notes, excuse me, from Philadelphia. Right. right and elsewhere but it was all in the immediate area so they knew where the guys were right they just couldn't find them because back then i mean it's just like how do you know

you go by witnesses i mean it's like right it's like i saw him with two guys i don't know i don't one of them had a syphilis nose the other one was just was an idiot yeah so um the thing is, the Ross family, this is why I think they're so stupid. The Ross family was not that wealthy. A, they owned the store. I mean,

you're not making that much money if you own a dry goods store. Right. Right. But they also lost a lot of money and were heavily in debt due to the stock market crash of 1873.

It was a bad day. So, they didn't have a lot of money. So, Christian probably couldn't even pay the ransom if he wanted to. But anyway, this kidnapping becomes national news.

At first, the police are like, should we keep it quiet? But national news takes a while back in those days. Obviously, remember, there's no TV, there's no nothing. So like circulating around newspapers like it was big, it was national, you know, it was huge news in Philadelphia, but right in New York City until it became national news, nobody even knew to look for this kid. so charlie ross even if he was you know nowadays

something like that happens immediately the whole world is notified look for this kid and that child most likely will be found eventually but this time it's like they could he could have been all the way up he could have been the next town over and they don't know what's happening yeah and like the great patrice o'neill pointed out um they'll look really hard if it's a white kid. Yeah. I mean, that's one of the funniest bits. And it's a really fucked up thing. And it's true. Yeah. And it's racist. It's like if it's a white kid. Yeah.

I mean, they send the Marines. They send the Coast Guard. They send detectives. They send local and federal state police. They put the member. And then Patrice goes, remember, those four football players went missing or whatever. He says they were in a boat and federal state police. And then Patrice goes, remember those four football players went missing or whatever? He says they were in a boat and they went missing.

He goes, they just went down and just looked like this left and right. And they're like, alright, we don't see them. And then the whole Natalie Holloway bit. Natalie Holloway. And they were like, what's the name of it? He goes, because the girl who got killed by that serial killer and not a serial. I guess he was serial killer.

Johan van der Sloot. Johan van der Sloot, whose brother is a comedy manager, which is fucking wild. Agent for UTA. Yeah. Yeah, he's an agent now. Yeah, he killed Natalie Holloway, but he also killed like 14 South American and otherwise. And he was like, he asked the audience, he goes, Patrice goes goes what's the girl's name that um that uh vander sloot killed and the whole crowd goes natalie holiday and he goes oh yeah and what's the other um venezuelan girl he killed and then nobody says and he goes exactly

yeah he goes you know that big-headed third world bitch yeah so this yeah it was a white baby. So, you know, they put in a, it became, there was flyers handed out, posters printed showing his likeness, you know. Even a popular song got written. Do we get the lyrics to the song? By Dexter Smith and W.H. Broadway, entitled Bring Back Our Darling. And so this was really a national story. You can't find it.

Zach can't find the song. Zach found it. Yeah. I want to sing it. OK, so Chris is going to sing. This is Bring Back Our Darling by Dexter Smith and W.H. Brockway. While we're waiting for it to zoom in, I'll just start off.

I'll warm up my vocals. Were you there when they crucified my lord oh oh sometimes it causes me to tremble tremble tremble were you there when they nailed him to the tree? Oh, sometimes it causes me to tremble. Chris, will you take my cloak upstairs? Tremble, tremble. Bring back. We have to do communion, Chris. I don't want to.

I love. First of all, say hello to your aunt eileen for me and lynn and i really think you have a lot of potential you're doing well in cyo saint matthias is in fourth place yeah of course there's always going to be one or two black teams visitations and first always always yeah but for a mostly white team in Ridgewood Queens yeah you're a star well and your father I'm happy to see him at some of the games as opposed to being at the OTB race

money now Chris go upstairs and get me my communion my cloak my cloak my cloak and wrap around my hot cock. All right, are we here?

Is something coming back, though? Did you feel something? When you were at Matthias this weekend, did you feel it? Was it coming back? I was at St. Matthias this weekend. I went to Easter Sunday Mass. Yeah, I know. My daughter.

I can always tell when you're in Ridgewood because I get a few wild texts. Yeah. Yeah. And all of them have a wall in it. Yeah, it's just what it is because i think game of thrones so far stupid yeah it's the third episode's gonna be nuts i like game of thrones and i enjoyed both you like both but it's just all setups right now yeah well i'm just i'm at a point in my life where i appreciate dialogue i know you're still a young kid you want things

to explode yeah i want things to explode but now that the now that the that the white walkers the white walkers the last scene of them is them coming to fight and Zach said it's the biggest fight scene in history it's going to be for episode three oh wow okay Chris is going to sing bring back our darling alright you ready because we couldn't find the song it was

written in 1874 in our home garden we had a sweet bud that promised to blossom in love. Listen to hear the sweet tones of his voice. We watch for his bright, smiling face. You have zero singing talent. Father in heaven, please hear our prayer.

Pray soft in the hearts of those men. Deep, deep had its tendrils grow into our hearts. We brought our father. Because there's no way this would have been a hit in 1874. This is what the world would be like without black guys. Yeah. I mean, we need black guys. Well, I don't know how to sing.

Like, I don't know what music notes mean. Because just white people's songs are fucking stupid. They're fucking stupid. This song is fucking stupid. The lyrics are fucking stupid. We just need black people. Yeah, we do. Because I would love to, I hopefully fucking Timbaland does a remix of this.

Yeah, that's all we need. It would sound great if T-Pain did the voice synthesizer and did it. That would be nice. So that was the dumb story. Yeah. So anyway, obviously, Christian and his wife, Christian Ross and his wife are highly distressed. They Christian, the father of Charlie, as time goes on, writes a memoir about it two years after the kidnapping because he wants to raise money to continue looking for his son.

Both of them basically dedicated the rest of their lives trying to find Charlie. Right. And they both died trying and broke. And people, the frustrating part is what most people believe is he was probably killed immediately, either accidentally or on purpose, and his body was just never found because she just can't find it. But a lot of people kept coming forward throughout the next 40, 50, 60 years claiming, I'm Charlie Ross, I'm Charlie Ross, because there was a large sum of money to be inherited, I believe,

from his family, right? What happened? You need some water? I just got choked up a little bit. I was just thinking about Father Bill. Yeah, what was that? What happened? Was that emotion? That was a really funny moment. What the fuck was that?

That was a real Irish... Did an emotion come up and it just snuck up? Through the push down? Past your triceps. One got past your triceps. You just need water. I just need some water. Shout out to the Smithtown Water Department.

Shout out. So they kept searching. 570 boys, like Chris was saying, claimed to be Charlie Ross. 570? 570 all claimed to be Charlie Ross for some weird reason. They all proved to be imposters. Charlie Ross for some weird reason. They all proved to be imposters.

In 1924, newspapers began running stories about the case to sort of commemorate the 50th anniversary of the abduction. The Charlie Project now is a database that lists all the missing kids. So it's all in one place. And that came from that, came from this, and it's named after baby Charlie Ross. His brother, Walter Ross, just ended up growing up and becoming a stockbroker. And they also had three sisters

and they all continue to receive letters from middle-aged men claiming to be his brother. The one guy who actually claimed he was and was able to get his name legally changed to Charlie Ross in 1934 was a guy named Gustav Blair. And at the time he was a 69 year old carpenter living in Phoenix. And he petitioned the court to have the court recognize him as Charlie Rose. Right. He claimed that he was he remembers he was abducted when he was four. Then he lived in a cave for a little while. Right.

And was eventually adopted by a man. And that man told him he was Charlie Ross or whatever. But his brother, the real Charlie Ross, his brother, Walter dismissed it and said, it's another fucking bullshit thing. Bullshit thing. And he's like, try Walter was like,

Hey, my brother's not alive, man. And, um, he'll never be found. And that's what it is. But,

uh, legally Blair's claim was uncontested and he changed his name to Charles Ross in 39. And, um, he continued to say that he was the Charlie Ross until his death. It's interesting because they say when kids get kidnapped, especially young or whatever, you start to forget who you are and you forget who your parents and you change and the trauma kind of changes you. So we never know if Charlie Ross ended up living as someone else or if he

died. We just don't know. And we'll never know. That's the thing just don't know. And we'll never know. That's the thing. We'll never know. We'll never know. But here's where the story gets fucking interesting.

Yeah. And involves the Bay Ridge boys, Chrissy Cackles, Chrissy Sammons, and fucking Fetty Fretty Cheese. Yeah. Should we fucking be screwed in juice right now

and say if you want to hear the Bay Ridge Park, go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys. It's a bonus. Wow. Or do you want to just do it now cuz how long are we in we're 46 minutes in but we still gotta read the patreon members yeah and we got our three uh three or four um sponsors so yeah i like that idea we're gonna go back to just for this one episode we're gonna do it jim serpico style in honor of the bread that he's baking yeah and we to, if you want to hear where the story gets interesting and how it relates to

me and Chrissy right now. Yeah. Yeah. Listen to, and let me just, yeah, yeah. Go to God finish.

Sorry. No, go ahead. No, I was going to say, yeah, if you want to surefire way to get fired as a manager and agent, just start putting up pictures of the bread you're baking.

And then we'll say, see you never. Jim, if you listen to this, Chris said that I didn't, you're fucking and then we'll say see you never jim if you listen to this chris said that i didn't you're fucking wild i'm just wild we know we all love jimmy serbs he's the man yeah we're just joking we're just kidding around we're totally joking he's doing great the bread looks delicious um patreon.com slash bay ridge boys to hear how bay ridge ties into the charlie ross story i'm screwed in jew right. Let me just stretch my legs out my knees hurt because I've been throwing hands. Yeah, guys. So you're wearing sweatpants today.

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